/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Fuck off, krop

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>race slicks
>skidmarks have tread pattern

>>149138534
welcome back, Krop

previous bread
>>149027204

>>149138534
Who is krop?

>>149138857
A shitposter. He and DerrickMint made Blater cry, after that Blater decided to change his life.

>>149138576
Just be happy J* give us actual slicks instead of reusing the sports or default super tread

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>play as CEO on a 3-man lobby
>second guy is a friend of mine
>third one is a pubber
>invite him nicely to join organization to earn some RP and dosh
>he ignores it
>starts aiming at us with his missile
>completely misses
>decide to slap this cunt until he leaves
>he finally tries to smash us with an armored kuruma
>blow it up
>he quits

and we tried to be gentle, what a cunt

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Post 'em

>>149139348
Reminds me of a lobby I had. Another CEO, he doesn't do crate runs, he tries to kill me constantly.

>cuck him while he tries to bomb my shit
>cuck leaves

Cucked.

>>149139181
How did he make him cry?

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>Nobody ever wants to play racing with ghosting since they can't win without ramming into other people

>>149139412

We need more Bully content in our GTAO!

>>149140175
>non-contact
>racing
Pick one

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>>149140317
>Bully shit
>no Manhunt 3
>ever

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>>149138191
Give me couple of days to finish this and build a city in it

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>>149138039
Try driving one straight with stock wheels and carbon spoiler and you'll see

>>149137215
Just slap any smug shades on and get some hate from everyone

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>>149139348
>low level shitter thinks I'm a modder cause of my rank and K/D
>spamming me for money
>invite him to do jobs that paid a lot more than I ever could grinding contact missions at his level
>NO DROP ME MONEY PLS
>he already had the helo/plane/boat/car filled in in his contact info
>rank 35

fucking hell pubs

>>149140432
In his defense gotta say in actual races people get disqualified for pitting other people out of the race.

>>149139920
With just a picture of a hand and shitposting about NEETs.

What the fuck is the point of sitting on a street for 20 minutes waiting for someone to come by to blow them up. Not doing anything else but waiting

What the fuck is the point of sitting on a rooftop for 20 minutes waiting for someone to come by to blow them up. Not doing anything else but waiting

>>149140479
the main landmass and at least one island should be larger to not follow the gta one city and the rest empty meme

>a game where cars can't drive across the entire map without needing a cargo plane/ ferry to transport across
all of my yes

>>149140503
is it fast

>>149140694
And the solution to that isn't to remove the most fundamental aspects of racing: defending lines and trying to overtake your opponents. The solution is to just race with people who actually do so cleanly.

>>149140830
Imagine that mindset. You have to be a pathetic fuck.

>>149140984
>wants actual racing
gran turismo and driveclub are over that way >>>>>>

>>149140953
Very

>>149140830
It's about the virtue of patience, achievable through fortitude and inner peace

>>149140984
I agree, but I understand it's frustrating for some people to getting smashed out of the track every single race. I don't complain about it because sometimes I do that too

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>>149139645

>>149140913
to make a cool webm

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Reminder that we did it

>>149143146
>we

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>>149143163
I'm willing to share my victory with you loveable faggots

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>>149143146
Can we has this next pliz? ^^

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>>149143146
If you want to meme, you gotta meme properly.

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>>149138416
>tfw can't go to a free-roam carmeet without shitters fucking it up
first one guy dropped a grenade so i pistolwhipped him, second one we got half the lobby then some chucklefuck decided to do a merryweather airstrike.
So I killed him til he left.

Just got the game

I can't seem to get into the first job that the car dealer dude told me to do.

That's supposed to be like, the mandatory introductory one right? Like the race Lamar brought you too?

Can I go on without it?

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>>149143998
oh well, I still had fun

>>149144173
Go around to the back.

>>149143808
Is that a spoiler or a sail?

>kill thieves
>can't load crates back into the truck
>100 yards away

very nice idea

>>149144372
>>149143514

Pikes Peak Hillclimb starts at ~9400ft above sea level (68% Atmospheric pressure compared to sea level) and finishes at ~14,100ft above sea level (56%)

The aerodynamics are exaggerated for a very real purpose. Function > form

>>149144861
speaking of function > form, there are few places to even rally well in GTA. I think we have enough.

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>>149140921
>>a game where cars can't drive across the entire map without needing a cargo plane/ ferry to transport across
Sorry but it needs to be done if I want to have city in this map

>>149145237
I agree. We'll never have fun low-traction racing of any form as long as we have the stupidly obstructive traction control anyway.

>>149145350
so how big is that supposed to be

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>>149145810
those lights are 3 way highways that are seen here

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Reminder that the next gta won't have good forest/nature areas

>>149146308
Making over half of the map "nature" was a mistake to begin with if all they were going to do is half ass it.

Can we all agree that what this game needs more than anything is some form of new map area?

>>149146629
The map was majorly underwhelming, probably the most disappointing thing about GTAV. The people thought "bigger is better" when R* North's whole philosophy was the complete opposite, fill the map with as much detail as possible, even minor ones. We'll just have to wait until GTA VIce City and hope they don't repeat past mistakes.

>>149146629
>thinking J* devs even know how to make a map anymore
After seeing the state of the GTAV one I don't want to imagine how bad a new one would be now that they're even lazier.

>>149146483
I dont think you understand. All the work goes into making the cities. Blaine county probably took very little dev time. So why not have it? Its a fun playground for all the vehicles they give us. They can easily slap miles of space to let us stretch our legs.

We're going to get a dune next week and wont have any grand desserts to race it in because focus testers think exactly like you. Focus testers are people who dont play videogames, and they get to go play these hit videogames. Then they say it feels empty so the dev adds meaningless bullshit and make the map smaller (and those comments never stop until you get to calladuty corridor shooter press F to win go here not there).

Should I buy the buzzard for crate farming?

Will it despawn once I land at my warehouse?

>>149147530
I use a Savage for my farming and it doesn't despawn when I land it near and go into my warehouses, so I can't imagine the Buzzard will be any different.

>>149147530
Buy what you want first but eventually buy the buzzard, or hell even the volatus if youre a special snowflake. Spawning a heli instantly wherever you want is just fantastic almost menu level stuff. Keep in mind grinding with the heli is more efficient but much more boring since its just straight line flying. It will make you want to kill yourself.

No it doesnt despawn. It also fixes itself when you land at your office.

>>149147530
It won't. Yes you should buy it because you could just spawn it anywhere as an CEO anyway. I'd very rarely had it despawn as I landed on the office, but I had that happen with other helicopters as well.
Also, the Pegasus Buzzard and CEO Buzzard are two different vehicles, you can have both out at the same time.

>>149147761
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>>149147846
Cool, thanks.

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>>149140503
I recommend using the slow clap emote when you win on top of smug shades.

Really brings it all together.

t.shitter who keeps getting kicked by pubbies for winning their custom hug box races.

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Can some german translate this for me? I'm curious

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>>149143514
STAT WAGON YOU SAY

Why people keep picking the Lynx in stunt races? Is it supposed to be faster than the Rallye and the Omni?

>>149147435
You're a fucking idiot, you know that, right?

>>149148470
>jimmy whisper you stupid piece of shit I bet you always get beaten up irl
something like that

>>149148470
It is just like when the russians says Cyкa Блять.

>>149148668
Because it's the new flavor of the week.

>>149148668
Probably because it's new only. It's faster in a straight line, but even then there are better cars available. Around a track it's worse.

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>>149148668
they probably want to try it out rather than shell out 1.7 million

plus better top speed I think.

>>149147846
>>149147841
Can you spawn CEO helicopters in missions?

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>>149148425
The DJ one is pretty smug too

Just got this for winning a Brioso race by the way. I think I was the only one with a custom car too, that makes it even worse for the losers
>>149148470

>>149148731
Thanks, that's...weird?

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>>149143146
TWINGO WHEN?

>>149149341
>>149149341
in contact missions/heists no. In contact missions you can call for pegasus vehicles.

In freeroam missions like headhunter yes

>>149149368
>Just got this for winning a Brioso race by the way. I think I was the only one with a custom car too, that makes it even worse for the losers
Those races are always hilarious. I'm think I've seen like 1 or 2 people with a custom Briosa, and there are always a few Pantos or Rhapsodys but those are so slow compared to the Briosa it's not a competition.
Wish more people would have one obviously, but it's somehow amusing to see people not buying one of the cheaper cars that demolish a class, while still seeing a fuckton of RE-7Bs.

>>149140786
Reminder that both krop and Derrick are back in the crew. After all was said and done they still came crawling back.

>>149149408
Give.

I want more meme cars.

Issi Classic when?

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>>149149408
>ifunny.co

>>149149849
Lost all my Twingo folder from /o/ so eat this watermark like a good boy

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>>149149683
nerds like videogames, more at 11.

>>149147435
except for syncing traffic lights and vehicle pathing, I don't see how cities would be any different than placing objects in forests and deserts

>20 interiors for 200 buildings, 5 of which aren't available in online without menus

almost all of the houses near the water bottom left are just copy pasted, it's obvious they started cutting corners

>>149149949
>year ago

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>>149149949
How do you get so many people together?

>>149149532
Well that'd require people to actually race a class other than Supers unironically or just for fun.

>>149150640
People genuinely choose that Brioso stunt race. You can't just say you're only racing "ironically" just because you didn't buy the cheap overpowered car.

>>149149532
Briosa a shit, tried giving it a chance but it's so damn ugly with the bolted on fenders.

>>149150786
I like it. Obviously it has a race look, but that doesn't make it shit in my opinion. I also like the livery a lot though.

>>149150298
I get what you mean, rockstar could probably do better, but would that realistically happen, when the competition is shit like watchdogs, lowres saints row (a now abandoned franchise it looks like) shitty vehicle physics cause 3, and sleeping dogs extreme copy paste asian city3? The cities in these games pale in comparison to gta5. GTA5 has unique swimming pools for fucks sake. Every god damn one of them is different. Its fucking insane how much they developed it compared to other studios on worthless shit like that.

Big empty dessert and forest is very doable and would take 0 dev time. They are not lazy in the correct way.

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She should become a guest character in GTA:O

>>149151223
Fuck off

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>>149151268
No, I won't.

>>149151380
Fuck off

>>149151223
why is it sucking on the donut

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Hey guys :3

Tell me, is my character /fa/ ?

>>149152903
No

>>149151694
>she
fixed that for you

>>149152903
>being a cuck

>>149152903
>implying anyone in /gtag/ knows anything about being /fa/

>>149153545
Everyone knows you dress up like clowns, /fa/.

>>149153484
Why would I be a cuck?

>>149153545
Well, I'm browsing /fa/ on a daily basis and I spend most of my money on clothes.

>>149153689
>Well, I'm browsing /fa/ on a daily basis and I spend most of my money on clothes.
PFFFFTTTTTT

>>149153689
Why don't you spend that money on not being suck a faggot Qt?

>>149153807
What's wrong with being qt?

>>149153625

being /fa/, not dressing like /fa/ suggest

>>149153689

>I spend most of my money on clothes

please stop

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>>149151223
Why on earth do you like puchis so much Anon?

>>149152903
more like fag
enjoy this free (You)

>>149149683
They don't even play. They only came back for the bantz.

>>149154337
Puchis are the 2nd best Idolmaster related thing, too bad about that fag spamming them across the whole /vg/

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>>149154746
Yeah they're pretty cute desu senpai but I was wondering why someone keeps posting them here, never knew someone does it on all through /vg/.

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>>149150631
People play when they have time

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Found a great company name

>>149156328
You're pathetic.

>>149153807
That's not Qt.

That's bootleg jewnose Qt. Don't bring up his SofloAntonio-ass nose he's very sensitive about it

>>149157498
>bootleg jewnose Qt

Jewt?

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>>149156167
a lobby full of literal whos

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>>149156167
>one IGN

>>149157689
>implying your existence is significant in any way
>implying any of your "friends" care about you

>>149157689
>why are my circlejerk pals not in the lobby?

>>149157689
I'll take the literal whos over you faggots any day.

I just can't do this shit anymore. Good associates are just too rare.

>have to pick up crates
>kid doesn't pick up shit
>I have to down a jet cuck while he jacks off
>meanwhile, next crate pick up, we see jet cuck on foot
>associate for some reason takes control of the rocket launcher in the buzzard
>he ends up sticky bombing us

Incredible. I'm sticking to solo lobbies. The foreigners in the morning are legit the worst with this jet cucking.

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>>149139645

worthless NEETS allergic to hand signs

>>149161085
EIGHT MONTHS

just join gtag
figure out that blater is triggered by a picture of a hand
loving every laugh

>>149161085
>>149161348
Fuck off, krop

>>149149949
>you will never go back to that time

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>>149161085

>>149155260
They are posted on /aceg/ at least once or twice per thread

>>149161085
>>149161348
>getting so triggered by some random autist on the internet calling your friend's friend a nigger that you still shitpost about it after 8 months, long after your friend realized he was wrong and let it go
Jesus Christ, Krop. You're more pathetic than the worthless NEETs you despise so much.

>>149157689
Says the literal who

>>149162735
Friendly reminder that you're a worthless NEET inside and nothing will change that

>>149163631
Friendly reminder that Derrick lied about being a lawyer.
Friendly reminder that you you have been shitposting for 8 months straight.

>everyone in this thread is a NEET except me

>>149163924
Worthless NEET detected

>>149150631
>5 man organization
How?

>>149164091
t. chicken fucker

>>149164121
I fuck a chicken once, ONCE and you guys never let me hear the end of it

>the worse insult blater can come up with against me is that I fuck chickens

Worthless NEETS in charge of coming up with good insults

>>149164418
>the only friends I still have are the ones I gave stolen accounts to.

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>>149164463
blater thinks he has any friends in this world

>>149164606
>he still thinks I'm blater

blater pretending to be someone other than a worthless NEET who cares about his reputation on a chinese cartoon bulletin board

>>149164792
>I come to a thread every day for the last 8 months to shitpost
>I don't play the game

>>149164878
reminder that worthless NEETS like blater ruined this general

>>149165881
Your self-hatred must know no bounds.

blater still hasn't figured out yet that the person triggering him is the person he keeps closest

>>149166636
>I've been playing 3D chess for 8 months while everyone else is still playing tic tac toe

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>>149161348

Does anyone here actually play GTAO? Holy shit go suck each other off in a discord chat or something

>just wake up
>someone thinks they have been talking to me for an hour

wew lad I'm going to wash clothes, some people have to work in the morning :^)

If you own a warehouse, how often does it get randomly attacked by NPCs?

I've heard that's a thing and I'd rather not have to deal with getting pulled out of my comfy and driving across half the map to defend it against some niggardly Nigger McNiggingtons.

>>149168315
Only when the warehouse is completely full and not that often

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>mfw realizing GTAV's map would look like San Andreas with HD textures if it weren't for bump mapping giving the rocks on the ground or corrugated metal rooftops depth

>>149170479
*the illusion of depth

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>>149153807
not me.
>>149153963
Absolutely nothing.
>>149156328
my org is "weiner warmers"
>>149157498
kek

we need to come up with a name for chinese black market qt

>>149161169
No. Within six months.

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Is there any way to change the button to begin recording for the editor? Englarging my map causes it to start recording and its fucking pissing me off to be honest family.

>>149157498
Do you even know what a jew nose looks like? I bet you don't. Faggot.

ZipZapBapBoop looking to join PC GTAG

Do I need to post a résumé to go along with the request?

>>149174563
done

>>149173313
I told you he gets butthurt about his jew nose.

Why don't you go blow up the world trade center jew nose?

>>149173313
Just like yours.

What the fuck has happened recently?

Seriously, I haven't beaten the Fleeca Job I set up for nearly two days because everyone who joins is a fucking mongoloid. I just had attempt number five and the moron fucking:

>didn't know he had to stop outside the bank
>didn't know how to put on his mask so the alram went off
>didn't know how to disable the cameras
>shot all of the hostages straight away
>on the next try he didn't do anything at all so the alarm went off again
>when he finally somehow managed to do it we get to the bridge and he just drives straight across having no idea that he has to wait for the chopper

This is like the fifth guy I've had playing this one job and none of them seem to know how to play the game, and some of them are like level 90.

What the fuck is going on?

>>149177021
You're the one sticking with him, so I'm guessing the retardation isn't exactly one-sided.

>>149177021
I understand your pain. I've been grinding the Fleeca heist for a while and it's truly stunning how stupid some people are.

I try and get around this issue by:
>allowing only players above level 70 to join
>kicking players who dress like thugs
>kicking players with cancerous names

>>149177021
>not joining which every GTAG crew for your platform and having a crewmate go with you

>>149177250

This is the fifth guy in a row who's been doing this, I thought I'd try and stick through it. I left as soon as he started trying to drive into the tunnel after the bridge.

>>149177351

The wort part is the last 3 have been level 80+

>>149177413

Probably will.

>>149177021
>playing with randos
>ever
You brought this on yourself

>join first pubbie race in literally years
>one other person above level 100, bets on me
>use custom jester
>win by 10 seconds
>guy in 2nd place who would've won had he not fucked up calls me a hacker
>whine and tears consume the chat
>ends up host and kicks me from the next race

now i remember why i stopped crushing these little babies in races. sry 4 bein gud innit lol

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Now is the time.

To wish for more map being added to the game.

>>149177021
Feels like the Stunts update got an influx of high level shitters returning & new players.

>>149178050
Yeah that shit's never happening. It's been nearly 3 years since this game was released.

I'm thinking about getting a stilt house, is there any ones in particular that I should get or should I wait for a better sale?

Removal of bounties from stealing NPCer cars when?

It is a seriously annoying aspect of the game.
When it after all is called Grand Theft Auto.

It is a total shitter magnet, and an excuse for horrible people to claim that they just wanted the bounty.

>>149179821
There are three that are right next to each other, it's pretty much a 30 car garage. It will make reorganizing them fairly painless.

If you care about the exterior, just visit them all.

The real garage king right now is the ceo office though. Shame its so soulless.

15 car garage showroom when.

>>149179945
online could be improved immensely if they turned off bounties, and fix the cops.

>finish single player
>play online
>its ghost town

Nice meme.

>>149179945
>RDMer blows up your car.
>Steal a car to go get it back.
>Bounty.
>RDMer does a u-turn and comes back to blow up the stolen car.
gg R*

>>149179945
Also having a bounty on you makes it so that people don't have to pay the car insurance fee

>>149181001
Going passive fixes this.

>>149179945
Rockstar has worked somewhat hard to fill free roam with decent content. Bounties have proven pretty popular too, they pay well and people go for them. I would hate to see them removed. They turn your impatient, criminal intent and refusal to wait 15 seconds into a crime. Its great. Shitters are the real police in this game. I like how rockstar givers them a purpose- destroying your crates, shipments, cargobobs etc.

If you stop caring about shark cards and game titles its actually a pretty decent system.

>>149181572
Nice bait.

>>149180834
Hahaha you caught us, we're all just bots talking about a dead and abandoned game.

>>149180834
Ghost town as in absolutely no players? or just very few players?

If you don't see anyone at all, you might have the same issue that I have. One of the DLC files had an error, so reverifying and redownloading those fixed that.

If there are few players, try setting your aim assist modes (under controller settings i _single player_). Set it to free aim if you're on PC.

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Look what I found ;^)

https://youtu.be/k8RbZpsdQus

>>149184414
this is why no one likes you

What do you get when you combine a drive by and qt?
A fruit roll up

>>149185131
>drive by

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>>149178050
NEVER EVER

>>149183373
he's talking about NPCs

single player it's rare to find an empty street
Online it's rare to find more than 1 car on a street

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>>149184414
>this poor

>>149184414
>can't drive with a controller
wow you really are a shitter

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>>149185503
>Sightseer
>Start up in LS
>First package is in Bohan

>>149184414
You call that "No fun allowed butthurt 101"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk6FkRVxipA

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>>149187104
you say that as if it's a bad thing

>>149185503
would cream my pants for this

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>it's a GTAG stays in a session with a whole crew of skiddies using aimbots while none of us have any counter menu episode

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>>149145938
why does paleto bay still look fucking tiny

>>149188804
>>>/wsg/1199454

>>149188804
>minigun
also who cares

>>149188879
because it is

>>149188804
>>149189095
>linking to a webm on 4chan
yada yada we've been through this whole conversation before

>>149189151
can't upload it here, it has sound. second person wansn't me btw.

>>149189129
yeah i realized after posting that it's not a modified map

>>149188202
I think there should be a bay/wide river so it wouldn't interfere with the heists

apart from the lighthouse and that dock from the trucking contact mission, humane labs and the power plant... there is nothing else aside from a sunken containership on the east side of the map

>can't even drive a sandking or monster truck on the shore without needing to back track to avoid drowning the vehicle

why doesnt gtag use mics? i want to hear all of the cute girls

>guy oneshots you despite bp helmet, bullshark testosterone and full health and armour
>does this several times
>miraculously never dies when he has low health from any bodyshots but dies to headshots
I fucking hate FORCE
15$ a fucking months for this bullshit

>>149189973
Please stop making these awful posts.

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>>149189973
>use mic after being begged to for over a year
>it's still easier to just type rather than have to grab a fucking webcam and hold N
>implying i wan't to spend money on a proper mic so i don't have to do that

That's why.

>>149189979
This is the future you all chose, I told you to follow me.

>>149189979
does bp helmet really make a difference?

>>149190510
You can get a $10 headset at radio shack that has a mic, I've had mine for 6+ years and people said it sounds better than when i've tried to switch to more expensive $60+ headsets (that ended up breaking in a few months which makes me use the $10 set again).

Even as a NEET i could afford a $10 headset.

>>149190762
You survive a headshot with a heavy sniper if you have a BP helmet and are over rank 100. Some motorcycle helmets do it, too. Heist armor doesn't do anything in freeroam but the helmets work.

>>149190830
I know what I am going to do if I ever want a real mic. I am going to make my own boom and tape it to my headphones and run a lapel mic and braid the cord to my headphone cable and split it off into the mic jack.

>>149189973
>have a headset
>middle of summer
>ears start sweating before the game loads
>removes headset

>>149191019
>not hanging the headset around your neck with the mic up, and using speakers
Really no drawback with PtT

>random ign shitter kills me while i'm cruising
>goes off radar to try and kill me again
>see him coming in his insurgent
>headshot
>"wtf hacker"
>keeps trying to kill me, is bad
>every day, same shit happens

why do i play this game again, it's full of retards

I'm about to sell a full large warehouse for the first time. Does anyone want to help me out?

>>149191668
damn dude you're really good at video games......

>>149191181
>with the mic up
its literally embedded in the left ear side

I get feedback and echoes when I try to separate the sound settings

>>149192437
no, very average, but it's amazing just how many people are so far below average that they're incapable of playing well

>>149192437
>post funny story of a shitter being bad at videogames
>shitposters think you're bragging about being skilled
Fuck off

>>149192972
damn dude you're really good at getting mad on the internet.........

>>149193169
damn dude you're really good at shitposting......

>>149193295
thanks for the compliment......... go back to posting unfunny stories about owning n00bz..........

>>149191019
>ears start sweating before the game loads

What the shit? Go see a doctor, you type 2 dumbass.

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>>149191019
>being fat

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>>149193376
>trusting the medical jew

I'm a Canadian asthmatic whose skin breathes to compensate for shitty lungs

outdoors with a cool breeze is my element, indoors is claustrophobic and suffocating

>>149193838
Not him, but i have the same problem and i'm nowhere near fat. I'm only 114 lbs (that's 51kg in rest of the world measurements).

>>149193913
Not a medical jew, but I'm pretty sure humans don't sweat because they can't breath.

>>149194116
>insufficient oxygen to any part of the body
>subconscious hyperventilating and panic mode

>somehow sweating is not the proper course of action

maybe your dry flaky ass living in central america might not sweat, but i've spent most of my life in 90% humidity

What do I need to do to not fuck up selling a shipment? I can't find any empty lobbies.

>>149194653
>find semi competent shitters that won't back stab you for cover
>merryweather backup
>git gud

>>149194631
Do people sweat when they drown? Checkmate motherfucker.

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>>149195382
>X is happening so Y can't possibly happen at the same time

I'm sure if there was a way to measure it, there would be a percentage of the population who do

minnows and smelts seem to cling next to me when I swim so yeah I probly sweat a bit while in the water

>>149195951
Minnows and smelts also eat necrotic flesh so maybe you're dying

>>149194962
>Lobby of only 5 people
>Get all but one as associates
>Start mission
>Random fuck joins
>Immediately blasts a vehicle with a Hydra
>Lose 37 crates

Well that was epin.

>>149196374
>so maybe you're dying
just like everything else subject to the slow rot of time

I shed hair like a dog, but I don't have bald spots because of it

the trick in life is to regenerate life and a pace comparable to the loss of it

post squids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8INryTRtPwk

>>149196731
True, I lost my arm to a boat propeller on one of my fishing trips once, but thankfully it fully regenerated. But now I'm really concerned that the arm grew another me and now it's shitposting about asthma and diabetes.

>>149196379
the hydra has to be the worst vehicle for purchase ever in any game

>helicopter mode and fast as fuck interceptor
>can evade welfare launchers going in a straight line or spinning in a loop
>explosive rounds
>$200 call in cost

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>>149197298
>comparing regenerating hair and skin to regrowing a limb

>>149197645
Maybe those fish are trying to reclaim you? Think about it, no one sweats as much as you do, has as much trouble breathing air as you do, or has as many problems with small spaces as you do. Do people also find you incredibly salty and smelly?

>>149196926
XDDD (Usted)

>>149198251
>Do people also find you incredibly salty and smelly?
usually only after very recently being with ur mum

>>149196926
widely thinks this post rocks.

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>>149196926

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>Join a level 20's Fleeca Job
>It's the finale, he selects me as driller
>During the hacking section, I hear our car being beat to shit
>"Heist Failed: Car was destroyed"
>Somehow the low level drove the Kuruma into the ocean
>He instantly leaves once the retry/continue screen comes up

How do people even manage this kind of shit?

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>>149202893
FUCKING HARLEY FUCK OFF YOU NIGGER

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What is this in my car? solar panel?

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>>149202893
CREWKILLING NIGGWR FUCKING DIE

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Reminder this is the best bike in the game.

>>149205538
for straights sure. i'll take the bati boi in the corners doe m8

Shitzu racing clothing when?

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gorilla mask when

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meowmers reply to this post when you're online

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>>149207746

>>149205538
What is it?

>>149207870
come on dude I just launched my game because of this post and you're not even meowmers

mexican genocide best day of my life

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>149209420
my tiny weenger ruined this general lol

friendly reminder that worthless posts saved this general (from 404ing)

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Sold my first large warehouse. What should I buy!?

>>149215294
Some friends lmao

>>149215329
not everyone buys stolen accounts to give away to make friends, krop

>>149215294
a yacht

>>149215294
Nothing yet. Keep selling warehouses, your money will grow exponentially. It's sorta like doing assassinations once you've finished the Union Depository. You want to do them all in a row without spending any money in between, because how much money you make depends on how much you already have.

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>>149215450
>yacht

>>149215451
Don't you just make 2.2 million every sale?

I wanted to customize a Banshee, but how does it get faster with more dosh?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgocHtOjfdQ

>>149215604
maybe a gold luxor then?

>>149215729
>not just linking the original

>>149215841
literally pointless, why not just get regular luxor.

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>>149215852

Too mainstream.

>>149215934
there really is just no pleasing some people

>>149184414
Look what I found ;^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFgzPWeI0qQ

>>149216260
>Look what I found
>t. TmarTn

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Comfyposting

>>149216872
I'm gonna throw up, never post this shit

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>>149216980
Rude d e s u

>>149138416
>forced into first person view in a supercar stunt race
Fuck that fov
Fuck how low those roofs are on the cars.
Fuck my eyes hurt from all the fucking camera fuckery
Jesus Christ, anyone who plays first person is a literal God, no questions asked

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am_mp_personal_mod_garage
gb_biker_bad_deal
gb_biker_initiation
gb_biker_joust
gb_biker_rescue_contact
gb_vehicle_export

>>149218268
>biker joust
I'm more excited for this than I have any right to be
/gtag/ royal lancer corps when

>>149218268
>gb
>gay bikers
EVEN ROCKSTAR THINKS BIKES ARE GAYYLMAO

>>149218268
I wonder if the "personal mod garage" is just going to be for bikes or if Pegasus vehicles might eventually get respray options.

I just bought GTA5. It's downloading right now. It's my first GTA game.

What should I expect?

>>149218268

Oh bloody hell is actually happening?

>>149218268
>am_mp_personal_mod_garage
What does it meme?

>>149219038
a great story and a mediocre online experience

don't go online until you 100% story.

>>149219138

Please let me keep and mod utility vehicles.

My blue collar blood demands it.

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>>149218268

>>149219223
Tbh it's probably going to be a personal respect and upgrade/customization station for your 10 car garage to make paying your mechanic slightly more useful

post cute

>>149219586

There better be a rotating plinth in the center.

>>149217240
Fuck off you pathetic avatarfagging beta

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>>149219990
Have this picture I took then.

>>149220305
What a babe

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>tfw casually running over people on the beach with a helicopter and bob seger night moves comes on the radio

>>149220305
<3

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>>149218268
Where's that guy with that mansex club copypasta when you need him

>>149220196
I get it, you want me to stay, then I can be a big beefy alpha like you faggot, go choke yourself out.

>>149222167
No, fuck off. Nobody wants to see your shitty greaseball numale character or your 'LE GTAG GF XDDD".

>>149216872
on a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you cope with your autism

>>149222957
I'm sorry nobody likes your character.

>>149222957
What's the matter, not coping well? A noose would help this. Please, make sure to livestream it while you're at it, fucking faggot.

If I went to the local homosexual bar how likely would it be to find someone from /gtag/?

>>149222957
Wow, being this upset at someone for posting a picture on an online imageboard?
Who's the autist

>>149223394
0%
Now if you go to an online gay RP chat that's a different story.

>>149223061
Nobody's seen my character because I'm not an sperglord who spams his shit character at every opportunity unlike you.

>>149223553
100% chance you see your father.

>>149223697
History of these threads show that the more you whine the more they post. Your option is to quit batching about it or stop coming to the generals. Doubt anyone would notice if you stopped posting.

>>149223061
>>149223321
>>149223553
>samefagging this hard

>>149223697
I'm sure nobody notices considering you're irrelevant where ever you go, thank fuck.

>>149223871
>waa muh samefag
too bad comcast are a bunch of niggers with broken internet so it doesnt work ill give you a hint
im >>149223321

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>>149220196
>>149222167
>>149222957
>>149223041
>>149223061
>>149223321
>>149223553
>>149223697
>>149223731
>>149223867
>>149223871
>>149223873
>>149223975

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>>149223871
Here you go faggot, cox has shit overheating and killing everyones internet so i get 0 (You)s.
>>149223975
Arizona? We get it every 30 minutes.

>>149223873
Wanting to be relevant in this cesspit says a lot about you.

>>149223873
>if you're not an attentionwhoring faggot who spams his shit character at every opportunity or an attentionwhore tranny in denial who plays as a woman, you're irrelevant!
Thank fuck. I would rather be irrelevant than either of those.
>>149224054
>le drunk faec XD
Yeah expected of a member of the inner circlejerk faggot squad

>>149224332
yeah surprise near glendale. it's something about during the day it's too hot and shit needs to be shut off to cool down.

>>149224390
Constant whining says a lot about you.

>>149224390
Then fuck off faggot.
>>149224436
You are, I'm sorry for this wracking news, but I'm sure its better than your "friends" ditching you at walmart right?

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>>149224332
>cox has shit overheating and killing everyones internet so i get 0 (You)s.
heh heh

>>149224724
dont abuse it i'll get my fucking (you)s soon again bitch

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>>149224442
Yeah, Comcast sent two trucks to check my shit out and the dude accidentally killed the internet for my entire neighborhood. Its been almost a week and they still haven't fixed the constant outages.

Hey is there anyway to do a character face edit on PC? I know about making a 2nd character and getting him to rank 6 but I've only ever tried that on ps4. Not sure how to do it on PC.

>>149143146
>KKK

Neat.

>>149225424
It works the same way, but only with the non-steam version.

>>149225509
So if I have the steam version I can't do a face reset?

>>149225509
Since when?

>>149225893
No

>>149226087
Like at least half a year, if not more.

>>149226136
What changed? Steamworks kicks you out or something?

>>149226229
No idea, it just doesn't work. You can go through all the steps, but it won't give you the option to re-edit when you go back online.

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>>149191019
>>149194039
>tfw Aus and never have this problem

>>149226774
>Its a Australian thinks people cares what he thinks
Should have nuked you along with Japan