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LUNARA edition

>What's new?
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20164442/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-july-12-2016-7-12-2016

Gul'dan, Auriel and a bunch of new skins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU2WGor6p_0

>Where do I find you LUNARA-loving faggots?
/join /vg/

>Do you have a discord?
https://discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into Ranked. It's not worth it.

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en
General News: http://www.heroesnexus.com
Tips & Tricks: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
All of the hero voice lines: http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm
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First for Jihad.

Tyrael best hero and best husbando.
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For pony mount.
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>>149007213
do you think auriel is a nigger too?
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>tfw 1 win with Jaina after roughly 13 consecutive loses

Bros, i swear i am really not that bad...it's just that in literally every fucking game there's that one guy who doesn't team-play/afks or forgets to ban. It's like i am cursed or something. Also i wanted to level Valla up to 9 and i'm not that good with her, but still this is bullshit.

Funny thing is, even after 13 loses i still love to play.
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>>149007590
also tfw i have a Win 3 games quest for 5 days. JUST
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>>149007213
Tyrael is insane right now.
Have a 90%+ winrate with him in master league since the patch.
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>>149007213
Wish his trait was good. One of the worst in the game desu
>>149007760
What talents do you go for? I had a pretty standard build before the patch but some stuff(like Battle/Angel Momentum) isn't there anymore. Don't know how to build him now
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so my duo dodged and lost 0 points but i lost 460 points yday

uhh blizz?? like, hello?
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Elves are for ____
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>>149009664
anal
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You are at the bar and this guy slaps your waifu's ass and offers you a drink.

What do?
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>>149009859
>implying sonya wont bite his head off after he touches her
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>>149009664
cute
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>>149009664
making dwarves angry
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>>149011867
Are the worse dwarves then Warhammer dwarves though? They seem really, REALLY set in their ways.
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who wins in a duel

greymane or butcher level 20
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>>149012265
Butcher if he lands lamb, Greymane otherwise.
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>>149009859
Ask him why he's slapping his own ass and take a swig.
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>>149012093
i don't know if the whole grudge thing they have is a meme or if they actually remain angry the entire time after someone has wronged them

they're probably always really pissed though
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>>149014245
they are eternally jealous because elf girls are sex goddesses and dwarf girls are fugly
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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20184551/the-very-forests-of-lordaeron-whispered-the-name%E2%80%A6-arthas-7-19-2016

>embodies Guan Yu’s honor, loyalty, and strength
>lets sell it like all other skins XD 4 SHEKELZ!
>becus virtues mean JACK SHIT
>lets just sell some peoples' hero and icon

lol my hate for blizzard entertainment has grown stronger now

im not asian, literally hear of guan yu for the first time, but this kind of shit makes me pissed off, very disrespectful, extremely, up to the point of the developers deserving of getting burned alive in a cage
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dedest game
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>>149014245
The elves and dwarves in Tolkien had grudges and most of western fantasy takes root to his stuff
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>>149016253
come on how nobody gives a shit about this, lol. im SUPER pissed off, blizz never pissed me off like this before, and im here for years, even with their absolutely retarded matchmaking in hots and OW. this is just as shitty as running over ppl with a truck in nice, or the jews killing pagan europeans, or the jew driven christians massacring native americans, lol. i wanna bomb blizzard HQ because of this shit!
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>>149016803
Fuck off. I'm glad they're finally making good skins.
>Disrespectful
Settle down Reddit. I can't imagine the dude would be insulted by having a homage made to him two thousand years after his death.
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>>149017608
OY VEY
>I can't imagine the dude would be insulted by having a homage made to him two thousand years after his death
implying he would care about portrayal in some shitty ass video game
but even if he would, nobody would like themselves to be sold around, if u use words like "honor, loyalty and strength" then maybe have enough honor to spread it around for free, raise awareness so to speak? yep, exactly that, awareness, because there is none of it when it comes to virtues in our days, only shekels, memes and degeneration
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>at diamond 1 promotion game
>lose 7 games in a row because of dumb shit like
>tass + li li
>last pick tassadar vs chogall
>muradins and chens throwing their corpses into the enemy team nonstop
>sonya dying to mercenaries on sky temple

fuck

everything
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Lunara posting seems at an all time high. Sell, sell, sell. Lili posting is down.
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>>149017937
Kerrigan posting is going to increase soon
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>>149016253
> not realizing you are literally the only one who cares

You commented where you linked, as well as bitching here
stay in Reddit pls
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>>149017986
Not really, no. Kerrigan design is total shit. Not even Species-tier.
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Why is ranked full of retards who don't know how to draft? Like why would you pick Morales and Hammer into a team that has Greymane, first pick Chromie and Stitches?
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>>149017920
>diamond 1 demotion game
>diablo gives first blood
>starts typing like a retard
>"LOL U MAD BRO!?!?!" etc
>proceeds to throw the game by running into towers all game long

I dont understand the people that play this game
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>>149018945
alot of the more experienced people are probably quitting or going to QM due to the further retardation of Ranked matchmaking. I'm not seeing alot of the better players playing anymore and alot of people's ranked seem to stagnated, I'm not really seeing people move up or down anymore.
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>>149019439
This. I'm 3500 mmr in diamond 1 and constantly matched with 2900-3200 shitters in diamond 3. It's the worst.

Probably going to quit playing HOTS altogether soon. Everyone is terrible at this game.
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>>149017836
So...let's NOT pay the people for working on this?
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>>149019439
>people's ranked seem to stagnated

but goyim everyone needs a chance to win and have fun
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>>149007420
Tyrael is a based black man, not a nigger. Imperius is a nigger.
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>>149019508
Same here (been close to master a lot but just haven't gotten there yet, getting closer last few days) And I'm just sticking to QM. Most people play it and it's far easier/faster to get into.
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>>149019439
Whenever I play, I only really soloqueue QM or teamstack with my gf and/or friends. I tried in Ranked, but it's really just a uphill battle that's not worth it. Shame too, I really wanted that Epic Lizard mount.
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>>149019629
You don't have to charge everyone every time they open the client to make money. So...let's fuck off and get an argument instead.
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>>149017920
>sonya dying to mercenaries on sky temple

Literally how? You can solo those shits at like level 4. Was that Sonya boosted?
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>mfw Grey(das it)mane is on my team most of the time
>mfw they wreck shit 24/7
So why did they buff this nigger already? He was strong as it was. Meanwhile Jaina gets nerfed in the same patch.
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>>149017920
This exact same fucking thing happened to me.
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>>149021763
jaina's talents being rearranged was actually a buff imo
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>>149021763
>>149022476
Jaina's winrate has gone up a ton. 3.9% since the patch.
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>>149020108
People don't know about merc lord, they either go some shitty "i'm a tank" build, or just the standard with follow through
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>>149025358
>People don't know about merc lord

She doesnt have merc lord anymore and the only way sonya dies to mercs is if she starts a hard camp with less than half her health and even then a spin here and there will do the job or ferocious healing.
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How many weeks 'til Auriel?
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>>149025906
>She doesnt have merc lord anymore
Yes she does you fucking bronze
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>>149007093
Lunara threads are the best ones
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>>149026128
The real question: will she have above 40℅ Winrate?
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>149009859

>not wanting to drink demon juice with a boss ass hero like guldan

what are you gay?
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I want global skill shotter
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Soon...
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>>149034978
Mediocre skin. The skill effects look shit with that skin too.
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>50 post in 7 hours

this general sucks
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>>149030392
What must we give in return?
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Dehaka or Artanis master skin ?
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>>149039479

Those 2 ugly ass niggas are my only choices?
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is this game still shit

it was fun in alpha and slowly became worse until skeleton king was released and became impossible to play

is it fun yet
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>>149039727
if it wasn't fun for you when you left, it won't be fun for you now
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I'm new. How to get carried to GM?
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>>149040760
play doe
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>>149039845
>takada is back
can it be??
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>tfw an 18-0 kerrigan game
Thats the thing about bronze players still havent caught onto the meta and waste all their bans on lt. moraltard
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>>149043096
literally who
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>>149044790
go back to /r/heroesofthestorm
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Can someone explain to me why they buffed regen globes? I thought they wanted damage to be more meaningful
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>>149045370
Buddy, I think damage is "meaningful" enough as-is.
The idea is meant to shift some of the focus off the health fountain and towards gathering globes, encouraging globe denial and resulting in more fights.
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>>149035201
i bet youre the faggot posting about traps and reddit
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>>149008373
His trait isn't bad. It's supposed to make him trade evenly in the early game so he can reach the late game and carry.

Most of the time I go for
Reg Master -> Amplified Healing -> Zealotry -> Sancti -> Imposing Will -> Holy Ground -> Hardened Shield

Occasionally the shield or smite talent on lvl 1 and sometimes blood for blood.
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>>149039212
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>>149039479
Artanis's is better but Dehakas is pretty good too, which do you play more?
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>tfw top siege, hero, kills, exp as best doefu
wish she was real.....
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ITT we come up with hero concepts that aren't already in the game:
>a hero that runs super fast (Tracer doesn't count since she blinks around)
>an anti-mage hero that burns mana and silences a lot
>an "unmovable mountain" kind of hero: big as fuck, large healthpool and slow movement speed
>a hero that replaces the core and gives buffs to allies
>a hero with an ultimate that prevents him from dying, like Tryndamere from LoL (honestly surprised this isn't in the game already, and would be perfect for Grom)
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>>149049358
>muh hero concepts
>muh lol
fuck off with this faggotry, we only want cute waifus here

reddit may be more your speed
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>>149049358
A hero whose AA attacks become stronger and faster the less mana they have.

A hero who can appear to be a different hero on your team.

Also, the prevents him from dying thing has been done with Johanna. At 20.
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>>149049358
a hero that's entirely dedicated to microing around other units
no skillshots, no auto-attacks; just an armchair general
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>Medivh free week
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>>149049358
>thrall
>
>muradin
>
>kharazim, johanna
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>>149050129
> >Medivh free week
I collected a lot of free wins in ranked already. Sadly I also had a couple memedivhs, so it kind of evened out
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>>149050129
now we can finally do the meme team
all we need is a medivh and an abathur player
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Draenei when?!
Lady Liadrin, Yrel and Tirion prot and ret paladin when?!
Anduin shadow/disc when?!
Velen holy priest when?!
Maiev tankfu when?!
Lady Vashj when?!
Azshara snakefu when?!
Genderbent Diablo heroes with different kit, warrior as proper tank, monk as tank/asssasin fucking when?!
Blademaster when?!
Kel'thuzad fucking when?!
Selendis or Izhaa meme hero with her commanding a mothership and only supporting from outside the map when?!
Dragonfus when?!
Cairne/Baine Tauren chieftain when?!
Tichondrius when?!
Mannoroth, Archimonde or Kil'jaeden when?!
Shadow hunter Vol'jin when?!
Zul'jin when?!
???
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>>149050224
Grubby already did that, but with Murky instead of Medivh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbiFzgl6-PA

Also, now Cho'Gall is viable?
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>>149050595
I would LOVE Lady Vashj

This may sound super random, but I love the sea and everything related to it, and the only hero who has somehing to do with water right now is Murky
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>>149050957
arthas and jaina use water too :^)
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>>149050957
Can't wait for the true waifu.
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>>149051074
Then team Illidan will be possible

>Illidan
>Lady Vashj
>Kael'thas
>Johanna blood elf skin
>Brightwing (maybe)
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>>149051601
All the blood elf skins look terrible. Like low quality terrible.
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>>149007590
>it's always someone else
>not the guy with 13 losses
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>spin lunara around
>no deer or horse pussy
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>>149054451
yeah that's why I'm not convinced at all
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>>149051601
>>Johanna blood elf skin
Hell no, that's the worst skin in the game
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>>149054828
>no deer or horse pussy

You are triying to check that in the same game that forbid Tychus from having his cigar
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Pure skill
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>>149061135
The core shileds regen faster than that thing can damage it, making it impossible to being destroyed only by it

Git gud
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>>149061260
Single handedly clears a lane and forces a hero on the enemy team to babysit. If they don't, the regen on the shield is mitigated by the bullet and is nearly guaranteed to take damage from minions.
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>>149054828
Lunara's sopping wet doe cunt is too hot for hots.
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>>149061450
>>149061260

Definitely a meme hero in QM though.
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>>149030392
Why is Gul'Dans' master skin so shit boys?
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>>149051601
Tyrande blood elf rather than Brightwing
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>>149050957
Its not that random she was a hero in WC3
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>>149063109
I meant random the fact that I like the sea

She was a really cool character from WC3
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>>149061450
True, shit
Didn't see the whole effect it has in the match

My apologies
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Incoming patch
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Don't die thread.
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>>149066340
Just some bug fixes. Mounts mostly.
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>>149066340
NERFS NEEEERFS NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERFS
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>>149066552
KERRIGAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I JUST STARTED LOVING YOU!!!!!
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>>149054828
>>149059669

Dehaka's got his junk hanging out, though. You can even see the little divot where his giant dinobug cock comes out.
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>>149066745
That's... actually true
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>>149007093

new patch just went live

am i reading this right? people with unmet requirements can now play ranked if there in a party?
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>>149066685
>Not loving her when she was trash
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>>149067192
Sorry man, gotta recognise I am a buff-fagg

Same with Illidumb
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>>149035201
The skin is amazing. Dick enlargement is a go.
The skill effects are meh.
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>>149066956
That's just a bug fix. It just says the notification won't pop up, not that the restrictions are gone.
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>>149067467
It's OK, I just feel good because she was the first hero I bought and a few weeks later she fell into obscurity until last patch
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>>149069026
I know that feel, Jaina and Nova were my first 2 buys right after the games release. We all know what happened after...
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should blizzard allow chu8 to use his viewbots in the upcoming esports tournament? It would only be fair right?
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>>149066745
>>149066874
>Dehaka sexually assaults people all day with his tongue
>not even Anub gets to be this kinky

'essence'
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>>149070568
does he actually viewbot
if so i hope the community cracks down on him like with that faggot eggy from a few years ago
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does abathur's copy also have the talents of the original?
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Well /hotsg/, was he speaking the truth?
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About to hit 10k. Aba, TLV or Gul'dan when he drops? Pretty much the only heroes that I still actively want to unlock.

Thinking TLV probably the best bet for HL.
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>>149061901
>Bronze FOUR
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>>149071203
>mfw Dehaka hets "essence" form Lunara
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>>149072187
With no context impossible to tell
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>>149071203
>>149072904
>when I burrow in their backline and stick my tongue up Tyrande's butt
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>>149072904
>tfw that happened to me multiple times last game
>he ended up putting a plastic bag over my face, ravaged me and after he was done he left my dead body there on the ground
felt violated desu ._.
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>>149073539
Weak Essence. Will collect nevertheless.
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>>149066956
>all these bugs that were on PTR fixed a week AFTER it went live
>morales talent literally not working at all for who knows how long
I love these interns who are working on hots. They will kill it faster than I thought they would
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>>149074706
Sadly, this is literally true. The guys working on HotS are at least on the level of interns. I've personally spotted no less than three typos in three different tips/hints/wateriswet messages during loading screens.
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>wow get the pre-patch
>no one on my friends list plays hots anymore
so I guess legion will be the nail in the coffin for the remaining hots playerbase?
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>>149016253
They should just change the Arthas model, he looks like a Dwarf made of plastic
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why is my game updating
did some update get released?
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>>149078686
Auriel.
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>>149078729
impossible, semen levels are still normal and have not been stolen yes
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>>149061450
So how come you let it get to a point where the opposing team can take down your three keep while losing only 50% health on one of theirs, all the while playing with a Hammer with a shit heroic before 20?

The orbital thing on that heroic is just a winmore button. If you suck agaisnt it you would ahve sucked against whatever talent choice.
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>>149078729
Don't play with my heart anon
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>>149078686
bug fix
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>>149079180
>>149078925
>they can't datamine
Meanwhile I have her 3D models and voice lines.
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>>149079348
>voice lines
proceed
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>>149078686
Just a few bug fixes it looks like, including pic related.
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raynor feeds like crazy and is calling everyone a noob and talking toxic shit

somehow i did more hero damage than illidan

no one did the objective at all

i fucking hate this game but i have to keep playing this horrible shit to get out of bronze which is 9impossible because look at the fucking i play with

when i was in gold and silver rank lili was a guaranteed win, im a fucking level 9 lili ffs

my mmr is so low from playing with these autistic retards i literally have to carry every team im randomly put with every fucking time and im sick of it

i hate being the leader and the best player on the team, why cant i be paired with people as good as i am that know how actually know how to play this fucken game

or people better than me that can carry me so this game is god forbid i even say it, a fun and relaxing game

but no, instead its a stressful living bronze hell i have to beat my fucking head into the brick wall of a rank and literally have to carry the worst players in the game to victory only to win half of the time because some people dont want to win or care if they win in bronze

i say "arent you people tired of being in bronze rank"?

they say "who gives a shit about what rank you are, i hope we do lose just so you faggots can rage about it"

this,.... this is the kind of people blizzard is forcing me to play with

i fucking started in gold 5 ffs, i am literally to good of a player for these people and unlike them i actually want to win and get my gold rank status back and my mmr back up so i can actually have some kind of fun in this piece of shit 1/10 game again, because at bronze rank its a 1/0

gold rank with gold rank players 9/10 game!
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>>149079525
That was bes bug tho

>>149079750
>Using toxic in a sentence unironically
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>Jaina has the 6th highest winrate in the game
>55.8% winrate in Masters
>Pros say that she's viable

B-BUT /vg/ TOLD ME IT WAS A NERF, THEY SAID SHE'S EVEN WORSE NOW

I-I'M HERE TO FEED RIGHT...?
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>>149079750

woops i meant to post the screen shot from that match
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>>149079525
>>149079861


you guys got nuffin
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>>149079980

how did i do moe damage than illidan, who is a bronze rank 3 which im guessing is better than bronze 5?

i got demoted to bronze rank 2 because of this match

:(

they literally lose on purpose and laugh about it, i reported the shit out of that raynor, twice
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>>149080043
Is that bug the same reason why I randomly get the poverty horse even when I actively selected my mount?
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>>149080430

LOOK AT MY FUCKING STATS

IM A PRO PLAYER WHO CAN GET ALL THE WAY TO GRAND MASTER IF I CAN CLAW MY WAY OUT OF BRONZE HELL

I AM LITERALLY TO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE AND FEEL BAD WIN I DO WIN BECAUSE IT PUTS THESE PEOPLE AT A HIGHER RANK WHEN I DO AND THEY CUASE OTHER GOOD PLAYERS LIKE ME TO LOOSE

FUCK!

COMBINED LEVEL OF 251 AND IM PUT WITH THEE LOSERS

COME ON BLIZZARD WTF?
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>>149080640

Well I didn't choose any mount. I was doing Auto-Select for the EXP boost it was giving at the time.
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>>149080430

>how do I into (rather out of) bronze

>pick Zagara
>git gud at Zagara
>push lane
>optionally pick Maw and aid teamfights but don't expect Bronze shitters to capitalize on mass-stunned opponents

Alternatively

>pick Xul
>git gud at Xul
>if they have more than two melees build scythe and shit on them eveyr teamfight
>otherwise build spooky and push lane

You are welcome.
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>>149007590
I feel you. I win like 1 game for every 4 and for a long time I just accepted I sucked. Then went into ranked and now its almost flipped. You'd be amazed at how one random doing one stupid thing can throw you the game.
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>>149080680

ignore the versus ai match, its the only one ive ever done

i got tricked into it by joining a party i didnt know was playing against ai until it was to late
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>Haven't played in a while
>Log in
>Get 4000g for being rank 1
Noice
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Cheers love the _____ is here!
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>>149080680
>PUT WITH THEE LOSERS
right where you belong
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>>149081054
Imbalance
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>>149081054
annoying bitch
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>>149079924
Been saying for weeks that the buff to Ice Barrier was way bigger than people realized. It lets her actually use her kit without instantly exploding. She's basically Mage Greymane now, you poke with Frostbolt and try to juggle a good barrier before fully committing and cleaning up whoever gets low.

Ice Barrier is also fucking ridiculous when you're sieging keeps/doing certain objectives. It's trivial to effectively double your health.
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>>149081054
retard who posts the same cringy shit in every thread
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>>149081110
>People still think Tracer is OP

Good god.

She's fucking Nova tier in this meta right now.
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>>149081378
>She's fucking decent tier in this meta right now
She's better than decent.
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>>149079924
Honestly if a Jaina can land a good Ring of Frost she wins the tf
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Someone please explain to me people who whisper post-game.
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So this happened....
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>>149079924
She is going down this week, people were just caught off guard by the third wave of blizzard.

>nazeebo 59.8% winrate in master
nerfs when?
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>>149081505
You mean
>people who whisper to me post-game and immediately block me so I can't call them out on their bullshit
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>>149081643
>She is going down this week, people were just caught off guard by the third wave of blizzard.

There have been exactly 4 people who play this game who have stood in the third wave of Blizzard. It has nothing to do with why her win rate sky rocketed.

Also Nazeebo is good for a lot of reasons in pub play up to the highest tier of play. There is a massive chasm between pro play and pub comp play, probably wider than any other game I've ever seen. Nazeebo's high WR has never been a mistake, the average pubbies who play this game are simply atrocious and can't deal with what he brings to the table.
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>>149080680
>>149080430
You sound really whiney and your typing is reminiscent of a 14 year old. I bet you're one of those guys that pings non stop then stomps your foot and writes a wall of text when no one listens to you. You can blame shit teammates all you want, but that is a long fall for just a bad luck streak. That's just my two cents.
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>>149081996
>There have been exactly 4 people who play this game who have stood in the third wave of Blizzard.
Jaina got better but this is not true at all. In diamond 1 people constantly walk back into the third wave of blizzard, I had 3 people literally do that last game. It happens so much it's insane, people just get impatient or something and like walk out of the second wave to walk back into the third.
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>>149081582
I needed that laugh, thanks anon.
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>>149082318
It wasn't a fun time. I wont pretend I didn't just give up early.
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>Medivh Free week
That means I can be a part of the meme team if we still need a Medivh in NA.
Warning, I'm really bad
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>>149073109
>mfw Dehaka is about to get "essence" from me but then goes after Tyrande
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>>149079980
>surprised he does more dmg than an Illidan with 0 support
>picks a shit healer and complains about losing
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>>149081505
>>149081902
Odds are that you had unknowingly thrown the game for the team and they just want you to learn from your mistakes.
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>>149083385

>lili
>shit healer

no, son, literally the best healer in the game

oh wow malf has a nerfed version of 100 cups and can pick who he heals

oh wow rehgar can fully heal someone....once every 60+ seconds

oh wow the purple chick... ok ive never played the purple chick with the bow and arrow

oh wow karazam is slightly ok at healing i guess

oh wow starcraft healer guy.... ok i havent played him either, going to play him later on tonight in quickmatch since he is free right now

long story short lili is the best healer

anyway im on a win streak with guldan right now in ranked so we will see where that goes
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Li Li posting is on coming back strong!
Buy now!
Best pub game healer and it's time you all figured that out!
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>>149083967
>oh wow if Illidan or Diablo goes in I can do literally nothing and they just die
>bronze literally thinks Lili is a good healer
>bronze literally thinks cups is better than tranquility
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>>149083385
>picks a shit healer

also you know 1000 cups+kung fu hussle trait at level 20 is literally the most op healing in the game right?

your literally using your ult multiple times like every 10 to 20 seconds and healing and throwing out wind damage and cloud serpents non stop till your out of mana thanks to kung fu hussle reducing all your cooldowns by 10 seconds every time you get hit even you ult

lili is the best, the BEST!!!!
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>queuing up during medivh free week
whoops, game is unplayable
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>>149084489
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>>149084590
>not taking the quest at level 1 and NEVER RUNNING OUT OF MANA EVER
You maybe can't spam wind on cool down, maybe. I've still never had a problem just mashing my keyboard like an idiot and watching everything work out.
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>>149084489

this is now a lili appreciation thread
>>
pandaposters truly are the worst
it killed /wowg/ and it would kill this one if it weren't already dead
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LiLi is probably the second best healer in the game right now and only BARELY beaten by Uther.

Rehgar is old news.
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furfags will be incinerated
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>>149085107

why is she so based?
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>hots dying
>cant even go f2p like evolve to boost numbers
Will they make the first game that pays you to play it?
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>>149085283
What is this Li Li for ants?
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>>149085268

>second best
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>>149085274
Uh oh...
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>>149085258
>>149085274

get fucking outplayed anti panda fags
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>>149085268
>Second
Anon, you're going to get a visit from a mad panda if you keep this up.
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>>149085628

you people have no taste im out of here
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>call some bronzie out
>he throws a furry tantrum
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>LiLi
>Good healer
lamoing at all of you

The top-tier players build around her wind, not her "heal"
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What about a pirate illidan skin?

Instead of his warglaives he would use two looking-like-anchors weapons

He would have TWO patches (would look funny) a pirate hat and some maritime-nautical tattoos

His demon form would be a fishman criature, similar to a naga

>BEWARE, LANDLUBBERS
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>>149007093

blizzard just posted this on twitter

confirmed new heroes in the works that are stealth based

place your bets now on who the fuck its going to be

someone from overwatch maybe?
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>>149087956
The WC3 blademaster, no contest, absolutely, 100%.
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>>149087956
>we are looking at improving Rexxar
Oh boy
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>>149086531
>Tries to insult LiLi posters.
>Can't even post a picture on an image board
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>>149087956
It's Samuro, but I want angeltits NOW
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>>149087956
MAIEV CONFIRMED
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>>149088748
Less than two weeks to go for angels, merely a couple of months for the green swordsman.
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>>149088920
My dick can't wait two weeks for semen angel
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>>149087956
Samuro's green mile plowing your supports confirmed.
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>>149087956
Nova and Zeratul reworks
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>>149089246
Nah, they just got reworked not that long ago
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>>149089246
LOL
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>>149088739
....what? Did you even read anything in the post you replied to?
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>>149089485
"""""reworked"""""
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>>149089157
>tfw you make li ming tastuh your blade
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>>149088739
_ ____ __ ____ __ __
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>Inb4 Samuro is Gul'Dan 2.0
>Inb4 he's over-hyped like Gul'Dan
>Inb4 he's boring and shit like Gul'Dan
Don't get your hopes up.
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>>149090051
I don't know what makes you even compare those two.

Also, critting out of cloak is gonna wreck shit.
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>>149090237
Samuro OP, pls nerf
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>>149088748
>>149089157
>>149090271
>>149090051
>>149090237

>Samuro
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>>149087956
>>149088575
Stealth Misha!!
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>>149090237
Are you stupid or what? They're talking about the pre-release.
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>>149092032
Your point being? There was no blademaster in the Warcraft movie so they can't dickride on the hype.

Or did you mean the
>he's boring and shit
which sounds like post release to a non-subhuman.
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>>149092387
Hence the wall of "inb4" I'm going with "you're stupid" on this one.
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>>149092561
I believe you're beyond stupid yourself, actually. Ironically you don't seem to grasp on the concept of "inb4" yourself.
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>>149087956
There is no Overwatch hero that has stealth. Though, supposedly, next one will have some stealth mechanic, according to datamines.

So, unless he's the best design in the history of Blizzard and they seriously MUST put him in both games at the same time, the twitt is about Blademaster.
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>>149089246
Hope so, Nova is dull as shit to play. I want the return of 5 Nova gank squad.
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>>149088864
Fucking finally
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>>149094562
LOL
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>>149092756
Learn to read.

>>149094352
Can't wait for Nova buffs. I play her well and do well with her. Give me more.
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>tfw another night of tilt
._.
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>>149097980
Play hammer, TLV, or something. Do a fuck around game.
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>>149098968
>Do a "Be a useless piece of shit and throw" game
Yeah that'll help.
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>>149049358

-A hero who hits harder the less HP he has (Grom)

-A hero with a targeted AOE heal and/or mini-healing fountains that can be placed anywhere (Anduin or Velen)
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>>149099301
Will people finally click the lightwell?
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>>149099449
of course not
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>>149099449
No.

People that play this game are legitimately retarded. They don't even use Medivh's portal as it is. They think Rexxar is a high-skill character to play because he has a pet, that piano Uther is difficult because he has more than 4 buttons.
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>>149100336
Oh tip medhiv players.

Hammer CAN click on portal in Siege Mode. Just something nifty just incase.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10705972

very disappointing total numbers for being up so long

ded game, and jaina is biggest slut
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anyone on EU right now wanna do some quick matches? need to do some quests but nowdays this game makes me wanna vomit esp if i play solo

only requirement is that u admit that silenced players are better and u have no problem with them
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>>149102118
>valla
>2 votes
literally how
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>>149102118
>Nova
lel
>Lunara not high
lel

You guys are incredibly clueless. But I suppose that poll is just a "who isn't your waifu" rather than actually knowing any sort of lore.
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>>149103273
You need to be 18 to post on this website, kid.
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>>149087956
ITS A HUH MY BLADEUUUU
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>>149079980
Lili can be good but won't decide a game, so you rest the game in the hands of complete retards don't be surprised when this happens.

The only support I've found to be more deciding in games is Rehgar, because He can do soaking (underrated at these ranks), adequate healing and if you land ancestrals they can turn the outcome of a TF, plus he does some okay damage himself. A bad team won't capitalize of Lili's blinds or her healing.
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>>149087956
HOLY SHIT

SAAAAAAAAAAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>149087956
muy burade seeks a vengeance
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>>149102118
No, nova and li-ming are
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>>149007093
Literally FOR MONTHS:

>m-muh Gul'Dan !!! *cries*
>m-muh literal autism !!! *cries*

AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIM TODAY. Same shit happened to Cho'Gall. And you know fucking what? THE SAME IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO MUHELTOOSAD.

Sheesh. On the other hand, Whoonara ascended to meme status spreading love left and right, even on the pro scene. Deal with it fellas, next star character will be fucking Charsi before another shitty Warcraft hero.

oh yeah:

>**
>pro

DEAL WITH IT
E
A
L

W
I
T
H

I
T

I went from plat 2 to gold 2 in one fucking day, yeh, I mad
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>>149113652
why do you keep playing on a lose streak?
>>
remember guys, forced 50 isnt real! you just need to carry harder!

whats that? your TANK does more damage than the feeding thrall? well you know what they say: THE ONLY CONSTANT IS YOU!
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>>149114152

Because I was a fucking moron. Was tilted after losing 2 ranks... and went on fucking going gold. Jesus Christ, the quality of players goes down so fast. Plat was ugly, but MAN, gold is a nightmare. I never, EVER had fucking people throwing games just on draft because you banned fucking Kael. How? The idiot that was first pick apparently wanted him, and after, he just feeded all game long with Gazlowe doing literally 0 hero damage.

I have seen games with no supports because "i dont like it". No tanks because "tank is boring". 5 fucking melee heroes because "thrall is op". First pick Chromies, first pick Hammers... and on and on and on.

Gold league is the worst experience I ever had on my 4500 HotS games. Like, I'm not even kidding. Is literally the worst of the worst. I dread about what is happening on silver (and chuckling about bronze.)
>>
>Play Chen
>Win

>Play someone else
>Lose

I remember why I stopped playing HL
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>>149114756
As a huge Abathur player (most played) And as someone sick of seeing your shit, let me tell you that Abathur is a very dependant hero. Dependant on a good player but also dependant on a good team. AND dependant on the map, he is not good on every map in the game.

IF you want lots of wins/consistent wins, play some other hero. Despite being good with Abathur, he's only ~56% win rate for me while many other heroes are up to 75% winrate on heroes that have over 20 games played.

Yes the match making sucks. Yes the average player sucks. Yes MMR means little. Yes rank means little. Yes it's stupid to take this game personally/very seriously and yes you should stop posting the same drivel every time.
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>>149116102
Thank you. This is all the truth but he wont listen.
Pick a carry if you want to carry or else it's a coin toss.
Every game is different, every player you match with is different. Every draft and every game winning play will be different.
The only constant is you.
Stop playing the wrong hero for your rank, the map, the team composition, and the ability of your allies.
Stop with 'muh numbers' when you can't stp back and see the larger picture.
Again, too much autism to listen to sound advice. He will never change.
So I say again....
YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
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>>149117080
Thanks for your nice reply and I agree. Another thing I missed and you brushed up on is the "larger picture" For example, just recently I once died because two enemies kept chasing me. Now while I didn't attack them (just ran to fort) so I didn't get an assist, both of them died because of allies that came to help killed them off quickly.

So stat-wise for myself, it's a "loss" but for the team, it's a win. This sort of concept (stat loss but game/team win) happens all the time. Another thing, I play a lot of Stitches, I tend to pick the two-hook talent. Sometimes I'm able to hook two people but die for it right as they both die. But, I get 2 assists, no kills but 1 death. However, the game is now a 4v3 which is a massive advantage.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Posano-FfAI

hots map editor when?

>custom campaigns
>fun game modes
>arena
or is blizz afraid of it becoming a new game XD
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>>149118858
that actually looks fun wtf
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>>149117679
"LOOK AT MY NUMBERS!! LOOK AT HIS NUMBERS!!!"
The clearest way to spot the bronze.
Yes, you should not die. Yes, you should do damage and soak xp, but so many little things make up a win or a loss.
#TeamPlay or get fucked
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>>149087956
RELEASE MAIEV ALREADY GODDAMMIT BLIZZARD FFFFFFFFF
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>>149118858
ive always said to my RL friend that plays that blizz could make this into a mario party type game with all the assets they've added to it
the brawling could just be one of many game types
it's literally a made up universe-playground for all their franchises, so much potential
>>
>>149120589

But anon, Zeratul inherited her skillset. There is no place for her anymore. Clearly, this is Valeera. Hearthstone is way more popular nowadays anyway.
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>>149120589
> play zeratul
> take greater cleave
> congrats you are now playing Maeiv
>>
Aw, so despite Kerrigan having been buffed, the most fun aspect of her kit, "Ravage and Clean Kill" no longer matters? That sucks.
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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>>149124420
das it mane

>inb4 the faggot himself posts again trying to defend himself
>>
Why the fuck is it every time they buff a hero I end up being even MORE garbage at them?
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Is Dehaka really hard to play? He seems so fucking fun.
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>>149127081
He's kinda hard. Will take you awhile before you're comfortable with him. He's fun as fuck though, even when I'm losing I manage to have fun. Something about appearing out of nowhere from a bush, running at lighting speed and grabbing a squishy is really satisfying.
You can almost hear the enemy team going "oh fuck it's dehaka".
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>>149127081
>Is Dehaka really hard to play?
not really, kinda hard to fuck up besides drag which is kinda clunky at start
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>>149007093

How does Lunara smell like?
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>>149130831
animal semen and shit
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>>149130831
Like cute and pine trees
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>>149130831
nature
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>>149130831
4channer's sweat and jizz.
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>>149130831
Musk, sweaty fur and poison.
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Newb here moving from League to play this with my friends.
I own Valla / Stitches / Jaina / Kael / Zeratul / Kharazim / Rehgar / Sylvanas
Who should I invest time into out of these that will pay off down the line and who might be worthwhile to add?
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>>149133017
Stitches. Kael. Zeratul. Rehgar. Sylvanas. If you want one of each roll, take out either Kael or Zera.
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>>149133215
Now, Stitches feels a lot like Blitzcrank from League, should I play him as a supportive pick for a ranged or with a melee fighter?

Sylvanas is listed as a Specialist because of her pushing and tower taking, but is she viable as a ranged "adc" of sorts?

I guess a better question may be: what is the meta for this game overall? Do you want 1 ranged auto attacker / 1 support / 2 fighters / 1 specialist or something like that? Obviously the map changes the exacts, but is there some general guideline I should follow?
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>>149130831
Greasy deer farts. Depends where you sniff.
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>tfw page 10
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>>149136576
This thread hits page 10 all day every day
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given how dead hots is...
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>>149136729

we are reaching levels of dead that shouldn't even be possible!
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>There are Xul out there that unironically don't take Bone Spear @ 20
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>>149137743
I fucking love Bone Spear. And I've never played Necromancer in D2. It's not much damage, but it's just that perfect amount of extra boost and range that turns Xul into a monster.
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>>149103785
>lunara
>slut
uhmmm fuck off????
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>>149138956
Lunara is a MASSIVE slut anon....
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>doing some ranked
>somehow end up with solo-tank sonya
>she's missing the whole game because "PvE"
>actually gets pissy when called out to help and threatens to feed
like how clueless do you have to be? it's like some retards just read some shit on reddit or hear some caster and believe it's 100% gospel, without even looking at the team comp. Objective is up and this stupid bitch was busy taking camps for 3 minutes straight. Because yes it's more important to have bruisers up then to get a punisher, fucking retard.
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>>149080823
>having to git gud
he wouldnt be in bronze then
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>>149138956
>Doe
>Not huge turbo slut
Baka-desu senpaitachi.
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>>149019508
There's so little display of skills from teammate in this game. I'm just below you at 3300 mmr at d2 and I've seen like 3 people in a 100 games that could stutterstep.
Also promo games a shit
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Hello /hotsg/ !

We, the Battleborn general (/bbg/), saw that our games share the same fate, so we thought of hosting a party for our communities.
Please reach out to us if you're interested (which you surely are).

Regards, a MOBA/Hero Shooter enthusiast
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>>149144390
lol
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>>149144390
Battleborn is bad and OW was the hammer that beat it into the ground.
You picked a bad game to play. We don't like you here. No party will be had.
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>>149145127
Whoa there buddy! How about you come to my party and get a drink? It will help you loosen up!
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>>149144390
Getting compared to Battleborn

Now this is humiliating
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>>149145367
>He thinks I need a drink
>He doesn't know about my pandas
M8 I drink to get fight ready. Our brew is no chill.
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>>149144390
>stillborn starts out at 60 bucks plus a fucking season pass, 2 months later it is in the humble bundle
>hots starts out as a starcraft mod that blizzard threw together for free money, remains so to this day
""""""""""""""""same""""""""""""""" fate
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maiev when
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>>149144390
Hots was deadborn.
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>>149145367
>>149145717
Did I hear that someone wants a drink?
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>>149115230
be a two-trick pony and have one hero each that you're good at for the two roles you enjoy playing the most; you'll never end up disappointed that way
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New Xul skin when? All of his are shit.
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>>149147327
Well memed good sir
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>>149147840
Xul came out like, three months ago. There's a billion older heroes who need skins first.
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>>149147840
How about a skin with no skin?
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>>149148591
Too spooky for china.
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>>149148538

Then why does Li-Ming have an extra skin right now, and is getting another?
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>>149147840
How about a new Kael skin?
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ever since this game had DX11 support enabled, it has crashed at least once a day during a match.
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>come back after 5 months
>ughh placements inc shitshow
>play based leo cause everything interrupts moshpit now
>mfw got noticed last game

2 more games boys, i wonder what rank i'll be in
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>lets engage 4v5
looks like I'm going from diamond straight to bronze at this rate.
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>>149150153
>knows not to engage 4v5
>engages with team anyway
>complain in 4chins

stop being a cuck man
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>>149150257
no I was the 5th man
even wrote in chat to wait for me.
>this is plat 1
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>>149150460
RiP i feel bad for you now
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>>149039479
Shogun Artanis is the only way to go.
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>play 20+ games on a different PC
>can't watch the replays because lol locally saved LMAO LMAO
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>>149144390
HOTS has a verifiable active playerbase pushing 300k.

Don't fucking hitch your wagon to us.
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>ranked
>someguy picks vikings
>lets do this boys
>our lunara decides to soak lane instead of following diablo for ganks
>lose
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anyone on EU right now wanna do some quick matches? need to do some quests but nowdays this game makes me wanna vomit esp if i play solo

only requirement is that u admit that silenced players are better and u have no problem with them
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>>149153923
>im a silenced shitter and nobody wants to play with me because I'm just that bad at a video game for kids
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>>149153923
silenced players are more likely to give up or troll
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>>149154029
what is your MMR?
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>>149154181
3.4k, not that anon but let's see where this goes.
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>>149154181
5K
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>>149154181
not that anon but 2300
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>few bug fixes
>210mb

uhhh
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>>149157441
i looked into the files, there's nothing auriel in them.
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>>149157441
probably future content
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>>149157565
>No Angel tits audio files yet

My balls are going to explode
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This game is filled to the core with garbage players
I never get matched with people my MMR or higher. I'm always the one supposed to fucking carry. WHY THE FUCK DO I GET GARBAGE 2400 WHEN I'M MYSELF AT 3400

Fucking dead playerbase
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>>149160589
I'm shit-lver 5 and I've been matched twice with a gold 1, both times he was absolute garbage but blamed everything on the rest because
>You guys are silver and I'm gold

The only thing that keeps me playing the game is hope for semen angel
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>>149160589
iktf sitting at 3.5k forever
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Hey guys.
I want to host a meta madness game tonight.

It's best out of five but whatever heroes are banned are banned for the whole series.

Add me Reaverdelis if you are interested thinking of doing it around 6:30 PST
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>>149160589
This is the absolute mmr HELL.
>what's soaking
>what's dodging skillshots
>what's stutterstepping
>what's that shimmer next to me waiting to finish me off
>why can't I cap that camp right now, I want to cap it, fuck syncing it with objectives
>why can't we boss during curse
>why can't i facecheck

Stuck between shitters/casual and never seeing just a DECENT player.

>>149160961
babysitting shitters 24/7
>mfw spam ping retreat a diablo trying to 1v1 someone instead of laning and he still dies 20s later
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>>149133578
Only MOBA I've played is this one and I'm also Silver league in here so take everything I say with a grain of salt but no one replied to you and this general is dead so I figured I would take a stab and generate some discussion.

Stitches is in an awkward place right now. He used to be one of the best, if not the best during beta with a full-slam build for bruising and solo-tanking at the same time. After scaling changes, other tanks solo better than him (ETC, Jojo, Mura, for ex.) and he doesn't do enough DPS to warrant a 2-tank-bruiser comp. (Sonya/Artanis with like Anub/Arthas/Dehaka).

After having Googled ADC, I would say that Valla most fits that role with Sylvannus doing it after 13/16. Picking Windrunner at 13 allows you to get 12, 15 (but that's greedy/burning your escape), or 18 (preferably you took Withering Barrage on 4 to stack with this but, again, no escape) Withering Fire shots out on a target. Stacking with your 16 Shadow Dagger Vuln talent, you can burn someone down in the late game but save the last Windrunner charge for a pull out (with 6 extra shots to auto on a minion wave as you run away or to pursuing heroes).

'Meta' involves either building around a specific hero (Medivh/Illidan, etc.etc.), the map (global comp for 3 lane maps like DS, CH, ST, etc.; shield-comp with Tass/Abathur w/ usually Illidan or Kerrigan). General good team comps don't have more than 3 melee heroes (hard to get your hits in around the focus target if there is 4 or 5), 2 tank, ranged ass, spec melee/range, and ranged healer is usually what I find the safest; sub out a tank for a melee assassin, 2nd spec (usually melee) 2nd utility-style supp.

Guideline is that when you're ready to do ranked make sure you have all the FOTM heroes. Yes, they'll be banned 95% of the time but for the time when you get a retard as the banner(s) and you're first pick you'll want: Li Ming, KT, Kerrigan, Xul, Zagara, Illidan, Falsedad, Greymane.
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>>149118858
Does Browder or the Hots team knows about this?

Why don't they add more things like this?
They can make a fucking mario party-like game or even a 2D fighting game inside hots
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>>149160589
I'm 3.4k too and I get pros all the time.

Your rank is too low for your MMR, you're probably diamond. Once you're master you'll get much better games.
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>>149118858
>what is the SC2 arcade
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>>149161545
they probably do.

HotS is based on SC2 Engine just port some HotS files over to the SC2's editors and it should work (might take some fiddling, but i don't see why not)
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>>149162625
Yeah, the guy in the video said that he did it that way.

I might just be too naive and have hope for the hots devs. Maybe I shouldn't
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>>149118858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6P2Q7rBtg4
oh wow
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>>149133578
2 or 3 melee is what you want to aim for, doesn't matter who they are as long as atleast 1 of them are warrior.

ranged auto attack dps heroes are things like Valla and Raynor, Tychus, SGT Hammer and Falstad if you build him for it.

There isn't really a meta, in my diamond drafts people tend to gravitate towards ''1 of every roles'' with either an extra assassin or an extra warrior.
also 50/50 split between ranged and melee characters.

Stitches is NOT a support.
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>>149164754
Looks cool
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>>149148762
What? Li Ming came out first and only has two skins. What are you talking about?
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Okay, I suck at Kerrigan now. I used to get by with Ravaging, but now I am shit out of luck. She supposedly has more health and shield? What the fuck am I missing? I am constantly bursted. I don't get how I managed to survive teamfights before, was the ravage healing that much?
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>>149164754
>haunted mines
why do they taunt me like this?
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>>149165441
The key to winning with kerrigan is hitting 2 or 3 man combos and wiping the enemy team off of it

It sounds like you have a case of the gitguds
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>>149165969
2-3 Man combos? What? How is that even a thing? What sort of positioning does the enemy have that this can happen?

I usually combo a squishy who is out of position, then maybe a second with ult and ravage, but that's kind of it. And then I die or I have to run off.

This is QM, so I don't have support backup usually.
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>>149166364
well ill tell you 2 man combos are pretty doable. You just have to watch out for 2 enemies who are pretty close together, Q in, put your W sort of right underneath 1 or lead him slightly then rake the other one on top of it. Maybe not so much 3 man combos i might have gotten a little carried away. Also landing big combos is critical as kerrigan because the more damage you deal the bigger shield you get.

Anyway this is QM we're talking about the games are such toss ups i wouldnt really worry about it. Kerrigan is tough without both a tank and a healer, without a tank you end up being the defacto face tank during fights and no healer can be painful too because she is probably going to take some damage in pretty much every fight. Maybe try playing her in UD so you actually get playable comps.
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>>149167413
Okay, cool. That lines up with my experiences.

Quick question, should I try for squishies or big combos? If I can choose between isolating one squishy and killing them or disrupting two bruisers, which is the best call?

Thanks. I really should do UD more, but when I am doing quests, especially Ass quests, I like I'll end up playing fucktons of games and not finish my quest.
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>>149170830
IDK man don't overthink it too much, just go for combos on whomever you think you can land them on. This is just my take but i think stunlocks have value no matter on whom they are landed, but there are some ppl who might say you should focus squishes. again my advice would be to not overthink it too much, and really, I think as kerrigan, you should be prioritizing lowhealths first and foremost.
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>>149172305
Gotcha. Thanks.

Any tips for Lunara? I'm trying to gitgud at Assassins I like rather than just playing Raynor over and over.
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>3 squishies against nova and zeratul
>say we are losing this at the beinning of the game
>half way through it's obvious we are losing so just say gg, let them win
>jaina gets all mad
>crying about giving up
>point out I knew we were going to lose at the beginning
>call him a bronzie with hurt ego
>starts calling me MLGPro420 or something equally stupid while saying he doesn't play HL
When will these idiots stop playing the game?
If nothing else, get them the fuck out of my games
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>queue for vs AI game
>13s estimated wait time
>150s in queue and still no game
>cancel queue and go with AI teammates
I just want 10k exp for fucks sake
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>>149175383
>doesn't like the match up
>gives up immediately
Sounds like you're the bronzie here.
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Why are newbies so fucking bad against Nova and Zeratul?

One of the many mistakes they make is to assume that they aren't close because they can't see them, when it is the fucking opposite. If you can't see them assume you are going to get ganked

And i won't even begin with telling them to triying to see the glimmer when they move around
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>>149178574
I didn't give up at the start, I gave up when we were 3 levels down and obviously getting rekt like I predicted
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>>149179396
I hate it when I'm playing a healer like Uther and my Holy Radiance is on cooldown, but I'll click and follow the stealthed idiot hoping my team will notice and knock them out of stealth.
But nope. They just stand there and attack the waves like fucking blind bronzie niggers they are.
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what a shit hero
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>>149181924
what a shit player
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>>149181924
He's easily the hardest hero to use, try to practise a bit more with him

But he's way to meme right now
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Li Ming a CUTE!
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>>149179396
My problem is assuming that if I can see them, I am safe. I regularly spot them, knock them out of stealth and then get bursted down anyway.
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>>149179794
Sounds more like a self-fulfilling prophecy
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>>149183381
At least you know how to deal with them, or can spot them to helping the team
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>>149181924
MEMEDIVH A BEST

>some nigga in front of you
ARCANE RIFT
>some nigga trying to gank you
E ALTW LAUGH AT THEIR FACE AND PORT AWAY
>some nigga thinkin he can get away
ARCANE RIFT
>some nigga trying to burst you
FORCE OF WILL
>you think you really gonna die from that illidong this time
POLYBOMB AND CAW CAW AWAY
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>>149185281
How the fuck have you played 130 games already?
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Apparently, Auriel's gonna be playable at some chinese event in exactly a week. So, this is the furthest in the future that we can expect her abilities being known, maybe earlier.
The hype shifted gear!
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>>149186087
quick matches
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>>149183981
Sounds like someone doesn't know how comps work
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>>149186087
>hero been out over a month
>~4 games a day
I suppose that's more games than most people playing this game play per day
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>>149185281
tell me your secrets fampai
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>>149187043
>It's been a month already

Ok I lose track of time easily lol
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>Raynor goes in 1v5
>Naz doesn't know he can drop wall early
>Ming can't land a skill shot
>I'm playing Tyrael for the first time since changes and only have him leveled to 3
Based morales figures out that giving me stim would be better then faggot Rayray.
>We win 2 levels up and 2 forts still up
Fuck, why did I never play this guy?
/blog
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>>149009664
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>>149189368
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>>149026440
doesn't matter if she has it or not (she does tho) you don't fucking need it to do camps
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Just started playing recently and want to play tanks or bruisers with good health pools. Currently have Anub'arak, E.T.C, and Muradin.
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>>149192345
Diablo is a bruisery tank with the biggest health pool out there.
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>>149014245
Warhammer Dwarfs have a Great Book of Grudges that they write down every slight against there people in the blood of their kings.
They're kinda fucked up like that.
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>>149193837
>against their* people
Fucking phone correcting to the wrong there/their/they're.
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>>149193837
That's something i actually like about them

And the figures of the Slayers

Wich really resemble the idea of the demon hunters of warcraft actually
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Are vikings fun? Should I buy them?
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>>149194524
Have you played warcraft, starcraft or any other strategy game? (like dawn of war)
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>>149194524
no.
even if you can micromanage 3 separate heroes, your fukboi team will still mindlessly soak lanes like normal.
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>>149195470
And blame you for it
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>battle.net update makes it not work anymore under unix
time to lose some hours of my life trying to figure out how to make this shit work, thanks blizzard
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>>149195541
>vikings why are your exp contribution so low
>enemy spec has way higher
>vikings you suck, you can't play this hero don't pick again.
while none of my vikings are alone in their lane ever.
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>>149193768
I was looking at him, I might try him out and get him if I like him. How's Arthas as well?
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>>149195964
I wasn't even saying that, I don't play vikings but I've had 2 games where someone picks TLV, and someone else starts sperging in the middle of draft
>gg vikings troll pick

and proceeds to throw as soon as the game starts
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I love how every time I get draft captain I'm in for an ultra shit game with ultra shitty players.
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Any tips for a new Illidan player?

I enjoy him in QM but I don't dare picking him in HL, at least no in solo q
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>>149197276
don't get cucked
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>>149197398
Ok... that's useful
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>>149197398
>tfw tyrande will never sit on your face
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>>149197276
know when to engange and specially when to disengage
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>>149197720
Yeah, I still have trouble with that one

Sometimes he's too much fun and I just go in
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>>149196627
I know that feel
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>>149198413
As autistic as it is it's extremely fun to be internally screaming along side Illidan.
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>>149199960
>600x400
nice resolution faggot
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>>149200585
valla has big fat tits
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tfw beetlebuild
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>>149197276
pick an assassin that doesn't get shat on by any half-competent team
in fact, pick an assassin that doesn't rely on diving into the enemy team because chances are you're going to have a much easier time learning the basics by playing ranged assassins
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3QJ8Pgjj3c
AU skin for Gul'dan fucking when? He looks so much better
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>>149197398
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>tfw you pop kerrigan W on someone and wait to see what direction they move so you can rake them back to it
>they dont move off it at all and you dont even have to use rake
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>HES BULLYING ME
>IN AN ONLINE VIDEO GAME
These people actually exist.

Why can't you report people during draft? There should be a votekick option to get rid of whiny little faggots before the game starts and I lose points.

Come to find out, he's actually 29 years old. How in the fuck
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>>149207501
It's the WoW players who started when they were like 24 and never played any other games. They are shit at games in general and only play Blizzard games for some fucking reason
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Remember when this was a thing? Good times.
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>>149208778
>>149207501
>autistic
>mains chen and lili
>cries when he gets bullied
>29 year old manchild

Are we sure this guy isn't from /vg/?
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>>149209090
>3.4k games played
Can you see how many of those are AI games? I don't really look at profiles too often
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>>149049358
>a hero that replaces the core

I think Ragnaros would be great for that. In fact, have him be able to "move" to the different forts and keeps as well (even destroyed enemy ones) giving his team an extreme advantage at certain points of the map, while being a mere passive soaker if the team fight happens anywhere else. Alternatively you could also give him a little nuke ability of long distances like Azmo has.
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>Demolishing the enemy all game
>One slip cost us the game

I know it was my fault but it hurts
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>>149212162
>good old Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory
Ah yes, you play Illidan, don't you?
It's usually Illidan that fucks it up.
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>>149204310
So this is AU Gul’Dan right? Or main universe also work like that?
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>>149214069
There is no AU until Garrosh goes back in time. So this is just a complete retcon of all things Gul'dan.
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Anyone in the NA wanna do the meme team?

since free medivh and all that
>>
When she says "Well deserved, heroes" after a game where we fed way more than the enemy team, I can't help but feel she's mocking us.
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>>149217150
"What do you expect? 'Congratulations'?"
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>>149007093

>dorks crying for Gu'Dan for more than a year.
>literally less played than fucking Chromie
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>>149050876
Cho'Gall has been viable. As long as they avoid his major counters (Anub'arak, Brightwing, Tychus, Leoric), he's insanely powerful.
>>
blizzard just hired you to change tyrael's passive
what do you do?
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>>149218797
WE WUZ KANGZ: ALL NIGGAS WHO WERE KANGZ ARE ALSO ANGELZ N SHIEEET
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>>149218797
I said it before, basically what D.va does in OW
>Dead
>Angel form explodes and does damage
>Changes to human form
>Low HP, limited abilities
>If you stay as human long enough/manage a few kills, get angel form back
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I haven't played since last season, was rank 8 and got all my mounts and cool shit just now

who's overpowered who should I play to reclaim my spot in placements
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>>149219657
Kerrigan.

I know it sounds like a joke, but give her a try
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>>149219736
do you still go with her jump build or did she get retooled
>>
is chromiezone any good
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>>149219796
She got retooled. There's a couple of different builds for her. Afaik you go W>E>(W, BM, or trait)>maelstrom>preference>situational>bolt
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>>149219796
Jump build was nerfed, go for damage
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>>149218797
friendly heroes in your vicinity (same radius as the explosion) slowly gains a small shield, does not stack with his shield ability, but can be talented for it to do so
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So, is Brightwing not good right now? I tried her again in ages. It was Unranked and it was Towers of Doom, but she felt awesome. Way more fun than most supports.
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Make the Nexus great again!

We're gonna a build a wall around Gilneas....and make the Forsaken pay for it!
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KERRIGAN
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>>149222170
HAS
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>>149204310
Wow, this 6 minute video was way better than the Warcraft movie
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>>149197276
Watch Fan, he's one of the best Illidan players

the main thing is to know when to dive in and when to run away. He's one of the hardest characters to play well but can carry the team if you don't die needlessly.
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>>149222302
AIDS
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>>149220881
She is really good, especially on big maps where her global presence can win you fights. If you go for soothing mists, her AOE heal is fantastic. Emerald Wind is actually a good heroic now
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>>149218797
New trait: Angelic Bigdick Mothafucka

When you use a Basic or Heroic ability, give 20% Attack Speed for 4 seconds to all nearby allied Heroes.
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>>149007093

first time playing tassador, holy shit! how did i do t vg? we were playing against people in a full party lol

when i saw he wasnt a healer and he was all shields i was like oh god its midivh 2.0

but this mother fucker feels like what medivh is probably supposed o feel like

his shields and support of the team is amazing and his offense is fucking amazing to

and no im never trying his wall ult, looks and sounds dumb as fuck

we still had all our towers to, feels good man
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>>149222971
Isn't that just a better ETC trait?
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>>149223260

also mfw midivh

seriously what a useless fucking bird

terrible her, worst character in the game, period.
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>>149223436
>terrible hero*
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>>149219982
she can be good if you are hyper conservative, but she gets less fun the more i play her. other than catching other low hp characters sleeping or her combo heroic combo she just doesn't feel skillful at all.

>>149220881
she's probably a little too good right now. a good sustain team around her was already miserable and they gave her more base healing.

>>149222971
you can't just steal etc's trait
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>>149222302
BIG
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Daily reminder that Brightwing is purest waifu.

Yes, even purer than Zagara.
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>>149224209
MEATY
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>>149224973
BANELINGS
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>>149225000
IN
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By the looks of it, Gul'dan looks like garbage caster.

How much stupid damage is his fel wave thing going to do to compensate for everything else being shit and effectively costing hp and channeling?
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>>149223304
>>149223436
>>149223521
You're bronze league playing with a bunch of shitters. Shut up
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>>149223304
Didn't mean to tag you

Meant to tag this fag
>>149223260
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>>149227647
He's in game now. He's shit. He needs cool downs slashed in half and slightly higher health and maybe he'd be viable.
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>nazeebo already bottom of the barrel specialist compared to xul, sylv and azmo
>easy to sidestep toads and kite spiders
>'naz needs some changes'
>death ritual and spider poke probably gone
>"we're also gunna take a whack at that talent tree"

Why is Blizzard so retarded? What could they possibly do to rectify removing or nerfing both of those? He's already shit tier outside of bronze.

I just want to ayeeeaaa and farm stacks
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LITERALLY NOTHING FOR THIS GAME. KEKED AGAIN, LADS!!!!

http://www.mmo-champion.com/content/5850-Blizzcon-Goody-Bag-Olivia-Grace-Leaving-Blizzard-Blizzcon-Goody-Bag-Olivia-Grace-Leaving-Blizzard
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>>149230661
That doesn't make sense though, hots is a collection of things from other games. What from hots would be exclusive to it?
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>>149230661
the etc key chain is clearly from hots
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>>149229972
>death ritual and spider poke probably gone

Except they've said literally neither of those things. Death ritual is like 90%+ pick rate. No way are they going to just straight up remove that. They've also nerfed spider build a bunch in the past, I would be surprised if they did so again after not touching it for so long.
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>>149229972
doubt they do much of any substance. will probably be more rearranging and cutting talents than changing fundamentals like zagara had. just things like lvl one being blood ritual, death ritual, and merc lord.

>He's already shit tier outside of bronze.
he gets a heroic every 14 seconds against low mobility teams so he's got a long way to fall to be useless. not being a broken, braindead, good against everything pick doesn't make him bad.
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>>149007093
lol I just had a 8 lose streak, I'm now silver! so excited! I had so much fun. Should have left the game after the 2nd lose
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Does anyone want to play this game with a totally new idiot aka me? I've played a dickload of Smite and League, so I'm not completely useless, but playing with friends is more fun so I was curious to see if anyone was interested.

I've played a grand total of like 4 games so far, 3 of those months ago while drunk. One a few minutes ago that went much better than the first.
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>>149232375
>he thinks people are playing hots
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>>149232483
not really but i figured i'd give it a shot
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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20185029/heroes-of-the-storm-hotfix-patch-notes-july-21-2016-7-21-2016

>Fixed an issue that could cause Heroes of the Storm to crash on startup.
197.91 mb for this?
what are you hiding, blizzard?
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>>149232375
Hit up the /vg/ channel ingame.
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>>149224954
>tfw bought my new fairefu tonight and already wrecked shit with her
I like frands :DDD
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What if Li-Ming was thicc?
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>>149232895
nothing, their system is just so shitty that they have to replace huge portions of the game for even the smallest changes
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>>149227534
YOUR
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>>149204310
It's pretty cool

Let's see if they buff the fuck out of him in the game
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>>149222350
that's not a very hard thing to achieve
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>>149231412
>Death ritual is like 90%+ pick rate. No way are they going to just straight up remove that.

It's gonna get slapped onto his base trait desu
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>>149235070
she would still be the biggest slut but the mana cost for teleport would increase
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>>149235321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>nova tries to defend against a spider instead of finishing off 4 low HP targets
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>>149223260
How can someone be so bronze.
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>play during day
>only slavs on my team
>they are all retarded while thinking they are not
thanks stalin
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>>149235070

How vile.
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omg this is the inmortal thread
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Should I buy li-ming to enlarge my waifu roster? or do I get chromie? can't decided who's cuter, have every other girl already
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>>149235070
she would be the worst girl
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>>149243045
Garithos in HotS NOW please
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>>149242738
>retarded while thinking they are not
who isn't?
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Nothing to see here, just duo-queuers on skype getting what they deserve :^)
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>>149243345
probably both because they are kind of opposites in play. li ming is better in QM with all her advantages and generally more fun. usually a comfy match without the major HL healers around. chromie can be really tense especially in the wrong random groups, but that makes her more rewarding short of pulling something really complex with li ming's resets. li ming also needs to be pushed to the edge while chromie can't be anywhere near it.
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>>149244640
The fuck are you talking about. All I see is a Falstadt getting killed by Zeratul and Zeratul then getting killed by two others.
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>>149244640
>Due queuers getting what they deserve

What happens, is a bad thing to play the game with freinds or what?

Also, the video just shows a Zeratul killing a Falstad and then getting killed
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>>149245590
>opposites in play

sure, they're both not ranged extremely fragile burst-damage poke heroes, completely opposite in play, yup, no similarities whatsoever. I wonder what a Chromie is to a Johanna then, they're probably mirroring each other's gameplay
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>>149246694
>

you lay back with chromie because you need to to stay alive

you lay back with li ming because you're fucking garbage
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Why do people think Medivh is bad again?
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HOLY FUCK
They basically showed us how WoW is going to end.
http://content.madefire.com/s-d5a7dcd134f54d98b8dfd7d804e2e493/index.html
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>>149247016

If you are balls deep as Li-Ming, it's probably because you went the Calamity build

Which means you're a terrible Li-Ming to begin with.

Seriously, I'm near master league and I still see retards going Astral/Dominance and Calamity illusionist, and not the clearly superior (Q)Cue-Ball Seeker build.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The best Li-Ming build is:

>Force Armor or Power Hungry
depending on the opposition's spell damage capabilities
>Charged Blast
Dominance is honestly not as great as people seem to think. Sure it works well when you go Calamity, but like I said before, if you go calamity, you must enjoy having the shit beat out of you.
>Seeker
It's talents like seeker that make me wonder why people would ever think it's a good idea to take a different one that forces you to throw away your only means of escape to deal a marginal amount of damage.
>Disintegrate
>Glass Cannon or Cannoneer
I like Cannoneer sometimes if I'm against like a Zeratool. No amount of Illusionist is going to keep him off of me.
>Mirrorball
FUCKING MIRRORBALL.
>Tal'Rasha's Elements or Temporal Flux
Even Archon is useful in some games honestly. Temporal Flux is probably the most reliable in usefulness though.
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>>149248179
>I'm near master

So what you're telling us is you're Silver at best. Giddafuck outta here
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>>149247734
his wave clear relies on enemy heroes to be nearby to not have painfully high cooldown and his portals require the cooldown reduction talent at level 13 to be more flexible
i'd lower the cooldown on his q and the cooldown reduction he gains by hitting heroes with it by a second so that he doesn't rely on enemies to be around to do some damage
his e's cooldown should be reduced to 16 or 18 seconds or something
his invuln thing is fine i think
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>>149248235

I'm sorry you're sore that I just told you how to properly play a hero you're supposedly good at.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm a support player, so my job is to keep retarded Mings like you alive so you think you actually did things right.

...I guess that revelation wouldn't actually make you feel better huh?

Stay meme, stay classy, stay bronze.
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>>149248472
I'd like to see you keeping me alive, but that'd mean dropping down like 4 leagues and I'd rather not ruin my rank for memes like you. Nothing personal
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>>149248536

Why are you so sad anon?

You should smile, like this EEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>149248536

Really though, on the off chance you are actually a higher rank than anyone else playing this dead game, you should thank whoever carried you there, because I'm pretty sure anyone who would argue in favor of calamity is actually mentally handicapped.
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>>149248678
I SAID
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>>149248678
Is it me or is the Monarch Brightwing genuinely one of the best basic skins in the game?
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Lunara is cute and serious! CUTE AND SERIOUS!
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>>149223260
>and no im never trying his wall ult, looks and sounds dumb as fuck

we already know youre in silver no need to point it out any further
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whom will i marry?
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>>149255005
i'm dumb. see pic related.
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>>149255129
Rexar, tychus and hammer. Do it.
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>>149255296
>>149255129
He already did it, what a shame

(buying Gul'Dan I mean)
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>>149255296
>>149255495
haven't spent it yet.10k are reserved for sonya master skin. think i'll get tychus and khara. the others are just memes.
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>>149252498
Also fun
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>>149255005
>whom will i marry?
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>>149235070
SHES FAT
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>>149257143
Ayy
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Gul'Dan buff next week? With his price reduction
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>get a leaver right at the start of the game
>still -200 points

it's baffling how fuckign oblivious blizz is to the shit that actually turns people off this game

THIS

THIS IS FRUSTRATING
GETTING THE FULL PENALTY IN A LEAVER GAME
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, JUST FUCKING HALF THE PENALTY FOR LOSING A GAME WITH A LEAVER OR SOMETHING
FUCK
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>>149264175
But Anon, the AI bot is a better player than half of the playerbase
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>>149265450
this was in masters so I'd like to think not
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>>149266279
I wouldn't jump to conclusions boyo
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Why is the Starcraft II general so shit? It looks like /s4s/ with all that LOLRANDUM. Is that deliberate trolling or the remains of a circlejerk general? They don't even mention game in half the posts.

Not directly related to HOTS, but thought any of you would know.
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>>149266792
SOPPING
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>>149266886
what?
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>>149266792
I thought you guys didn't have a general. I assume the place sucks because the game is surprisingly niche, compared to you know, the world's most casual MOBA.
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>>149267120
Haven't been around here much? We're on a Lunara shitposting kick, since you know, sipping met moe bunt.
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>>149267120
*WET
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imagine getting a handjob from lunara's left hand.... >_<
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>pokemon GO general goes through 4 threads overnight
>hots general is barely in the same thread from 3 days ago
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>>149267234
I'm not a Starcraft player, I actually use this (HOTS) general. Just visited it out of curiosity a few times to check if was always shit like that (it is). May be niche, but it is basically the game that made e-sports a thing, though not responsible for the popularity boom, so I thought it would have a dedicated fanbase (it has, just not on 4chan). It failed to even meet my low expectations.

>>149267352
Waifu/meme waifu is common here. But at least here it's HOTS-related shitposting. Go to the thread and see for yourself.
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>QM with abathur
>my team has double support, one tank and gul'dan
>enemy team has thrall, nova, ming, tank and support
>MATCHMAKING
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>>149267728
The FOTM for the normie crowd is popular!
WHAAA
Why do the normies out number us so much?
Why is the newest dumbass attracting thing so much more active?

If you give a shit about pokemon go you need to get the fuck out of here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149268087
But did you win?
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>>149030392
Guldan never drank the koolaid himself in either universe.

He's not stupid, just an asshole.
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>>149267960
SC2's meta is old as fuck, and it's mostly done to drive out retards liek you apparently. kys
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Last time I visited SC2 general it was "which korean would you fug? XD"
Still the same?
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>>149151623
Where can we see how many people play hots? Statistics ?
Just curious
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>>149270485
Blizz keeps the numbers. People are estimating based on hotdogs.
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>>149214171
many things were different even before Garrosh showed up.

-Guldan didn't offer the grape drank until the Draenai were all but destroyed (only shattrath remains)
-Nerzhul's wife is still alive
-Rend used doomhammer and turned into a magma man
-Killrogg didn't see his death in the wastes
-The arrakoa empire wasn't already destroyed by Orcs
-Orgre magi exist before they encounter the runes near Quel'thalas
-Archemond contacts Guldan/Nerzhul instead of Kiljaden.

And a whole list of other shit that Blizzard forgot about.
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>>149268551
Why is he green then?
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>>149270958
envy
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>>149270958
boys can wear makeup too, anon...
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>>149264175
I have never.. EVER been awarded more than 196 points. But I ALWAYS lose more than 200+.

Could someone please explain how the system works? I feel like I've been told several things by several different people. Three separate times I had exactly 200 points to promotion game and.. you guessed it.. came up 4 points short and had to play another.

So far I've moved from Silver 5 to Gold 4.
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>>149269578

That's like ripping your brain out to prevent brain cancer. gr8 b8 tho I mad (you)

>>149270116
yes. they even called out some dude for "seriousposting" lol
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you don't know true cancer until you've gone up vs a global comp
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>>149271685
Your MMR is probably lower than what the average is at your rank so it's giving you less points to push you towards a rank your MMR relates to

Yes, the system is broken
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>>149271685
Hover over the points to see how they're modified

+/- 200 is what the game considers perfectly equal teams, if that's not the games points get adjusted
also you get/lose points based on where the system perceives you should be. so if you're bronze 5 and the system thinks your skill should put you at silver, you get bonus points every game
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>>149272392
fug, didn't even include falstad flying in with epic mount and brightwing immediately phase shifting to him
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>>149272392
It is the worst.
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>>149230661
still no news on the digital goody bag? I don't give a shit about warcraft mugs and keychains
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>tfw you let your /hotsg/ senpai down
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everyoen seen that post on REDDeeT about guy threatening blizz heh...... im glad im not from USA i would be in jail at this point becus i would definitely like to shoot up blizzard entertainment for making shit games and even shittier matchmaking

>>149270707
>Rend used doomhammer and turned into a magma man
>Rend

wow you are a retard, fukcin g GET LOST faggot bitch
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>>149231386
You're right. Still sucks though.

LOOK AT THE TEAMS FOR THIS GAME.
This is the THIRD time this has happened to me.
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>>149235070
>C-section scar
You should pick your prostitutes better, Anon.
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>>149274329
>1 2 3 4 for skills
No.

Also I don't think that's a c-section scar. Looks like just being fat.
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>>149274161
TFW you get this same team two games in a row (after a 5m+ Q the second time, instant the first). Game is so fucking dead.

>>149274493
It carries over from the WoW days. Mount is on tilde key and my actives are f1-f4. For ex.
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>>149275145
wowbabbies should just die
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>>149267728
>hey guys, let's compare this several years old niche game that has half a dozen clones with this just released extremely casual, easy to access mini game which genre has an insanely large fanbase that spans all ages and is one-of-a-kind
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>>149274161
Post results.
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>OP is 3 days old

are we finally dead?
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i wish blizzard cancelled this game. it is a huge failure, great concept but piece of shit execution. they even failed to deliver gul'dan appropriately
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>>149275287
Only Vanilla-Cata (ZG launch to ZA/ZG remake, found it cyclical to quit then). I played a bunch of Vanilla and WotLK p. servers with /wpsg/ though.
Corecraft when?

Pic related... I realized the #32 GM from the first pic, game three w/ GMs, was the #60 GM i played a few days ago in the 2nd time I played with GMs. See name.

>>149275394
I reported the entire team after the first game and then when we got them a 2nd time I alt F4'd out and didn't get any leaver Q or rank points loss.
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So, why do you play hots instead of lol?
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>>149275145
It's 3 o'clock . You want a good game wait till 9 and later. If your mom let's you stay up that late.
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>>149274161
group with bronze subhuman, why?
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>>149275713
dumb question, i like hots, i don't like lol
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>>149275794
*you're mom
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>>149275713
I hate the players. Hots is fun, casual and fast paced. Actually find quite a few matches with friendly players and have some good laughs. Lol is fucking poison.
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>tfw finally bought Gaz after getting him to level 7 from free rotations
This guy is cruisy and decent. Not top-tier at all but people underestimate his meme power. I have a solid as fuck win rate with him though.
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>>149276074
"Your" is possessive anon. "You're" is a contraction for "you are".
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>>149275713
HotS is actually a good game
Shame Blizz is doing everything in their power to convince people otherwise
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Pic is the first time I had the GM game.

>>149275794
It's 2:35 atm, Anon. I actually think the better games go on during NA early afternoon and all the mouthbreathers who are also in Silver league like me end up playing past 10pm (extrapolate to incorporate Weekend Shitters on top of it).

If we're gonna bring mothers into this, I actually give mine $200 a month because she has Alzeihmers and needs help; I'm 25 and pay my own bills. /shrug

>>149275812
I play with anyone from 4chan, save a few annoying people (who I notice no longer play so no harm, no foul).
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>>149273362
I feel that feel
>When your senpai tries to carry you but you end up taking a bad fight 3 times in the same game and fucking the whole thing up for everyone
>mfw he tries to make you feel better by saying it was not your fault but you know it was
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>>149270958
Drinking the drank isn't what made them green, though it can.

Orcs turn green from prolonged exposure to fel magic.
In Guldan's case, he was already a master warlock before he passed on the sippy cup.

He knew what Mannoroth's blood did and he isn't stupid. He wanted power, not to be a puppet.
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>>149275516
There is nothing wrong with Gul'dan.
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>>149281391
Ah. Honestly, I thought the whole "orcs are green" thing was all made up after the fact. Aren't orcs in Warhammer green?

>>149276149
The buffs did help. Unfortunately, the thing is when he is bad, he is very very bad.
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>>149282932

Except his useless green fire ultimate.
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>>149281391
>>149283183

IIRC, drinking Mannoroth's blood in WC3 caused them to turn red.

He's right about the fel magic turning them green.
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>>149283194
True. Though I did die to it as Chromie once.

The good heroic more than makes up for it though. Crazy CC.
>>
>Be Rehgar
>Take Cleanse
>Retard Chromie still picks the time warp heroic
literally lamoing at her shitty attempts the whole game
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>>149283883
what the fuck is he supposed to do? pick the "do nothing" ult?
at least with warp he can aim for you
or hope you mess up
or arent around
or are dead
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>>149283385
I thought drinking the blood in WC3 tainted their eyes, so their eyes glowed red, and only those who either stuck around and was exposed to more and more of it, or those who chugged the shit out of it, turned red.

I just know for sure that Orcs were originally always green, and only after making a pact with a pit lord did these other changes happen, I'm not sure why they retconned brown Orcs into existence, but to be honest, I actually like it.
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>>149289709
When is the small Indie Company that is Blizzard gonna release a shitty puzzle platformer in this style? They can call it Pixels of the Storm.
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>>149289709
Best hero.
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>>149283883
Chromie can just ult you instead
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>>149289709
Needs less pixels. I can still make up what it is.
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>>149292336
Imperius cursed him to be a nig when Tyrael cast away his angelic raiments in rebellion. When he's an angel he's still made out of pure (white) light.
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Is this our guy who had exponential silences?

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-blizzard-video-game-threats-charges-20160722-snap-story.html
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>>149292363
Good luck I'm not running in alone like the average retard.
>she ults me
>she dies
Easy.
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Tassador is a good second support. What hero would be good to use as a main support?
I'm guessing Mememonk or Lili?
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>>149292756
>made out of pure (white) light

Fuck that made me laugh.
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>>149293451
Uther, Rehgar, Kharazim.
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WHO HERE #GUL'DANK?

>someone tries to all in on me
>Healthstone+Drain Life outlives and outlasts
>Horrify the enemy squad for disruption

He's underrated.
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>>149293451
Uther, Rehgar. Kharazim and Lili aren't good solo/primary supports. Lili especially if you do the high-level/SEA wind build.
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>>149294189
>kharazim isnt a good primary support

Monk is literally the healer with the highest throughput right now. The only time where you might consider not running him as your solo support is if you have zero frontline.
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>>149294189
>Kharazim and Lili aren't good solo/primary supports.
What

Kharazim is a good solo supp anon.
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>>149294476
>>149294612
Retards still take his 'Dog shit version Ancestral Heal' heroic. He needs to be attacking to heal consistently as well. Rehgar can just throw chain heals constantly.
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>>149294673
higher risk higher reward m8
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>>149294975
>higher reward
KEK

Higher risk is also debatable. It's instant unlike A.Heal which takes a second.
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>>149295037
It's higher risk because you cannot just sit back and spam chain heal. You need to attack to heal a bunch and palm has quite the short range as well.
And yes, higher reward. Like I said, monk has the highest healing throughput. It's the only healer I comfortably pick into teams that just shit damage. Li Ming, Greymane, etc.
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(You) if you hate yourself and play this game everyday
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>>149295376
right here nigpai.

it's my fucking friends, it's all the bastards want to play.
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>Get on promo match
>Computer crashes
>Unable to rejoin the game before its over, its recorded as a loss
>Get promoted

Thanks Battle.net!.
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>tfw 5 game winning streak as Artanis

You just have to bait dumb fights and never ever ever use your Q outside of wave clear
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>>149296350
The Q is good for resetting your trait.
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>>149297124
Doesn't count as a basic attack, so it doesn't reset the shield trait. You are much better off standing and spamming twin blades than using the blade dash during a team fight
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>>149297272
You can't be this fucking stupid, anon.
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As jaina, I keep pushing hard at the start of the game, to the point where I'm killing the first creepwave before it touches my creepwave so I can wail on towers early. Is this smart or stupid?
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>>149297886
>I play jaina
You're stupid
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>>149297459
explain how the Q is good for resetting your trait, unless you're joking and saying that using the Q will put you down to 50% health because it brings you out of position
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>>149298687
What talents do you use for Art? Oh and the cooldowns also go down with time spent.
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>>149294001
Drain Tank Gul'dank all day, e'rry day.
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>>149298687
>not taking Psionic Synergy
Nigger you just plain dumb.
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>>149299190
Level 1 is dependent on map and enemy team
Level 4 is shield battery
Level 7 follow through since you use twin blade so much
Level 10 depends on how much AA they have
Levels 13, 16, and 20 are all the shield talents

you basically don't die at level 20 if you are constantly auto attacking and using twin blades. You can 1v1 duel anyone and only a stun+mage burst can kill you
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>>149299684
that's what you meant, I see now

I will try it next game
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This also applies to Overwatch
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>>149293729
>>149294189
I don't like uther as a healer. I've never seen him been played well.

Everytime I see him, he always has about 40-60k heals.
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>>149301276
Stop focusing on stat numbers. They tell you very little about a hero or a player's performance, and are only useful when they're wildly far from where they should be.

Uther doesn't put out the most sustained healing, yes, but when it comes to saving a single target from getting fucked in the ass, NO hero does it better than Uther.
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>>149300363
And HotS I guess
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>>149301527
>>149301276
Uther has one of the lowest floors for learning to play(Lili is by far the lowest) but he has one of the highest ceilings to ascend to as a good player.

Also, Judgement Uther is best look and Micheal McConnohie voice is pure sex.
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>>149301527
>>149301834
(I actually deleted what I'm about to say)

I know, i know. Numbers don't matter. And I didn't say he's bad. Just saying I don't like his healing. I like his stuns, but I prefer someone who can continuously heal
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>>149302203
Then run with Morales who does jack shit against major burst.
Stop sperging out so much over "muh heals" and realize the class is called "support" because there are more flavors of keeping a team alive than healing numbers.
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Monk with the mana trait is now actually fun, but I'm too scared to pick that in HL, only use it in QM or UD
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>>149297886
If the lane is empty and no one is contesting you then go for it

Your only concern should be overextending and being gank prone but ganks in HOTS arent really all that hard to sniff out
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>>149302787
I picked it in HL its fine

I actually like it more because the sustain healing off AAs isnt exactly clutch whereas your W can be extremely clutch and you have it on a shorter CD, with a fuckload of mana to burn for it
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>>149302787
It's definitely worth it in HL. You sacrifice your dueling potential early for crazy healing output later. Mana monk can get so many AOE heals out, it's nuts. You definitely have to be careful for the first 10 levels though
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>>149303084
>>149303164
Yeah, that's why I'm scared, I know once you get all the stacks you are a healing machine, but getting them is the hard part
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>>149302337
>I know, i know. Numbers don't matter. And I didn't say he's bad.
>Stop sperging out so much over "muh heals" a

you're an idiot.
>run with Morales who does jack shit against major burst

25 (or 50, depending) dmg reduction = shit? lol okay
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>>149303303
>but getting them is the hard part

Its the easiest thing, just press E and clear a couple of lanes, done.
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>people think Naz needs a nerf because shitters cant dodge toads
>blizz probably agrees with them

fuck this game
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>>149307212
i want blizzard to nerf him so tards stop first picking him in my drafts
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>>149303570
when you get counterpicked while running morales, and you will, 75% couldnt save you from the fury of 5 different players focusing you down after they combo you. meanwhile most of the other supports can just walk away: palm, ancestral, ds, tranq+ib, jug, etc
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>>149307481
this family

>ME NEGRO
>ME RAISE ZOMBIE
>AAYEEEAAAAA
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>its a "rehgar takes bloodlust" episode
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How do I get tons of exp with nazeebo and gazlowe? Zagara and Sylvannas feel easier to work with, but I can't do my job properly as specialist with these two.
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>>149311551
You shouldn't be playing either of them. They're both bad.
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>>149311551
Nazeebo is a mage. Gaz is a "dont you ever go into this place in particular ever again" hero. Neither of them are lane pushers.
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>>149311919
>>149311843
ok, so I shouldn't expect to get mad exp like with the other specs then
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>>149312073
Exactly.
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Here to help ^__^
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Nova is for ____
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>>149312302
there are no orc dicks to suck here jaina, pls go
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>>149312372
feeding to the other team
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>>149312509
Didn't you know? Jaina's only riding blue dragon schlong now.
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please no lunara edition next thread
i'm tired of the doe slut
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Ake another lunara edition she is the best
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>>149313123
lunara is pure
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Make next thread Kerrigan edition.
The queen is back
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>>149314447
Pure dogshit.
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>>149007093
Is there a stat site like Dotabuff for Heroes of the Storm?
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>>149315480
Look in the OP, faggot.
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>>149292363
>Play Leoric
>Chromie uses time warp on only me literally all game
>Just press Wraithwalk every time and avoid it
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Anyone else /memelowe/ here? I expect my luck to run out soon and the win rate to tank/stabalise, same thing happened with Stitches where I had 90% winrate with Stitches for the first 20-25 games then it's now down to 73%.
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> 2 games so far
>2 lost so far

Why do I keep coming back?
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>>149315897
Gaz is fun but he's clearly shit compared to some other siegers.
I like lazer-build the most and poking squishies for 1/3rd of their health every 3-4 seconds
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>>149316542
Yeah, he's meant to be more of an anti-melee, if anything. Now, if only melee were actually present in this fucking game. Too bad his turrets will never not melt to AoE, and either focus their tank the entire time, or if you took Robo-Goblin, it's too bad you won't actually be a threat in team fights.

I wish they'd just rework him and his talents, and Nova already. Shit is retarded.
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>>149318032
Can't wait for Memelowe and Memeva buffs. They're two heroes I enjoy and actually do very well with (Samefag >>149315897) Despite being in Diamond.
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These are the heroes who most desperately need buffs and/or reworks:

Medivh
Tassadar
Diablo
Sgt. Hammer
Tyrael
Valla
ETC (because he's only useful for his meh-tier CC and Mosh Pit)
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>>149318923
> meh-tier CC and Mosh Pit
im sorry that youve never had the joy of playing with a good ETC but please dont ever talk shit about him again
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>>149318923
power slide is better than every other warrior stun you retard
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>>149318923
>Medivh
He's sleeper OP and has an insane skill set. Tracer can be argued to need a rework since she doesn't fit HotS at all but that will never happen.
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>play 2 games as starcraft hero
okay fine guess I'll play kerrigan, the most OP hero atm
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>>149320892
its going to take blizz months to nerf her because they are such slow cunts
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If aba clone was capable of using ults, what would be the most OP?
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>>149323445
Cloning himself to make an army of Abathurs to slap your shit
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>>149323712
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>>149318923
>Medivh and ETC need buffs and reworks
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>>149303303
Press E and hit minions
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>>149318923
reworks - so many unneeded talents
Tassadar
Sgt. Hammer
Zeratul
Nazeebo

buffs
Murky
Gul'dan

both
Medivh

>>149320534
medivh without mics is about as sleeper OP as someone with a good hook on stitches. at the very least there are a few too many birdshit and chauffeur talents with dubious value. don't even think his win rate would be all that much different without any lvl 1 and 4 talents at all.
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>>149324806
>tfw I'm one of those Stitches
Such a nice feel. However, it's physically painful seeing a non-good Stitches. No wonder why he's hardly picked and considered mediocre. Only change I'd like for him is for his hook to deal substantially more damage.
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>>149318923
>Diablo
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>>149309663
I once had a Rehgar do that during the most awful QM comp. I was butcher and had a lot of fun. We ended up clutching a win despite feeding for the first half of the game.
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>>149299685
This is how you build Artanis.
>http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/artanis#hd2m
Now you can charge to your hearts content after 7... and have it apply to your shields. Lazer is for Bronze games and 20 Lazer is for Silver games.
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>>149325897
well this was a diamond 1 game and it lost us the game because of it

kill me
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>>149327280
>Lazer is for Bronze games and 20 Lazer is for Silver games.
Eh, it really does depend on the enemy comp. If they're a bunch of ranged, they're already scrubs, but it can help chase their healer away from a team fight, especially since ranged will likely be too spread out for the blind to do much good.

Still situational, but to say one of his ults shouldn't be used at all us pure bronzie speak.
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>>149323445
Aba used to be able to use Ults back before Open Beta.
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>>149329071
Yep, and they removed it because they realized that was a terrible idea.

My girlfriend and I had the fucking best time playing Gaz+Abathur back in the day, making sure the enemy team was occupied somewhere specific on the map, getting close enough for her to ult clone me and backdoor the fuck out of buildings, then when they figured that was taken care of, I'd do the same and we'd just switch off and shit. Was fun times.

I fucking miss Alpha so much, the community was better, the balance felt better even though the talents were pretty lame compared to what we have now. I especially miss that old playerbase though. Youj'd get into a game and your team just fucking knew their shit. None of this "2 retards pulling down the other 3 of us" bullshit.
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>get into game
>two teammates silenced
welp, guess it's a loss
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>>149330491
>get into game
>2 bots in my team
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>20 points to promo
>180 points go to waste
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>>149331278
ONLY CONSTANT
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>>149238075
underrated post
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I feel that BoE is a shit map.

It shouldn't be in QM. You really need to know if you are going into that map, because it's such a hero dependent map. It's also a pile of steaming shit in terms of pacing.

The first objective ends up being the stupidest shit on the planet.
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>>149331452
4th promo loss in a row

i guess so
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>>149294001
How good is Guldans drain?

Back when I played old early LoL, I really loved baiting dumbasses with fiddle sticks.
>>
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-blizzard-video-game-threats-charges-20160722-snap-story.html

>In one threat, U.S. District Court records show, he wrote: “Careful Blizzard … I live in California and your headquarters is here in California … You keep silencing me in Heroes of the Storm and I may or may not pay you a visit with an AK 47 amongst some other ‘fun’ tools.”

>Cebula, who was arrested July 12, told investigators he sent threats to the Irvine-based company and other players through his Facebook account because he wanted “to scare” them, FBI Special Agent Brady Cowan wrote in a federal criminal complaint.

>Cebula said he looked up the gaming company’s address online and mentioned it in one of his threats “to give them a sinking feeling that they should be worried,” Cowan said.

>Prosecutor say Cebula also wrote: “You keep silencing people in heroes of the storm and someone who may live in California might be inclined to ‘cause a disturbance’ at your headquarters in California with an AK47 and a few other ‘opportunistic tools’ ... It would be a shame to [anger] the wrong person. Do you not agree blizzard?”

>Cebula told federal investigators the term “opportunistic tools” was designed to “let their minds wander” and the reference to using an AK-47 was “because it seemed like the scariest weapon,” Cowan said.

>If convicted, Cebula faces up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

stay as you are, us fags, you never diappoint.
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>>149333301
>silenced players
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>>149333301
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>>149333180
It's pretty good, especially if you talent it to heal extra from heroes. It's more situational than fiddle drain, though, given how many more channel interrupts there are in this game compared to league.
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>>149333301
What are the odds it was one of the silenced shitters that bitched and cried in this thread?
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>>149333180
>>149334138
With the late-game extra heal, you can basically solo most other heroes because you'll heal yourself faster than they can damage you.
That is assuming they don't save their stun/CC for when you start to drain.
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jdimsa
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>>149333301
>just joining the club
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Didn't realize I did that much siege damage.
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>>149333301
>Let's win.
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>>149333301
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>>149335410
>those two areas where the lines and text don't line up
This triggers my light OCD
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>>149334647
>not already in masters
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Goblin Fusion is totally useless if you don't charge it up for over 3 seconds right? So the first 3 seconds is 0-100% damage, then 3-4 seconds is 100-200% damage?
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>>149333301
>People think I'm a violent asshole? Well fuck them, to show them wrong I'll threaten their lives!
Americans.
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>>149335818
This is why Trump is the Republican nominee for President of the United States
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>>149335609
you're moms a master of my dick
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>>149336328
he's the republican nominee because he simply can not be stumped, sir
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>>149335743
Yes.
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>>149336328

YUP...
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>>149313123
take that back
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>>149313123

I agree, we all must submit to Brightwing's

BIG
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>>149340532
memewing it is then, I like frands :D
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>>149235070
jav code please
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>have assassin quest
>play vs beginner AI
>do literally nothing and dance all the time in front of mates as nova, occasionally deploying the decoy
>do it again next match, matched with the same gul'dan
>"omg this guy do nothing, report"
>start arguing that decoys tank shots and bait the enemy ai (L O L), also that a cute dancing girl is good for the team morale, and that finally you can also solo the stupid AI 1v5 so it doesn't really matter
>tassadar asks what reasons should he use for report, gets told non-participation. reports me and ragequits the game
>arthas a bit buttblasted too asks all the time "why...."
>rehgar doesn't give a fuck and pratically solos the stupid AI
damn I didn't think autism existed
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>>149341753
glad you learned something about yourself today
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>>149341753
Autists rarely have self awareness so that's expected.
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>>149334805
this fat guy needs to lose weight.
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>>149341753
AI PLAYERS
I

P
L
A
Y
E
R
S
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>>149327280
lazer can basically take a single high-value hero out of the fight.
But generally the full-team blind is way more useful.
But they're both usable.
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>>149333301
this is funny
>>
What's the new go-to Kerrigan build?
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>>149301276
same way that Kerrigan/illidan don't always have high damage numbers, he won't have high healing numbers...but he won't have to, because ideally the healing he does will matter enough to swing a fight in his team's favor immediately.

Unfortunately, bad players get themselves damaged, dive in on 1v3's, and don't realize that his healing is all on long cds; subsequently they go way too ham for him to keep up with.

Uther is for teams that can play safely, and conserve their health as a resource. In some ways, the opposite of Kharazim or Li-Li.
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>>149345045
Sharpened Blades
Psionic Pulse
Bladed Momentum
Maelstrom
Double Strike
Aggressive Defense
Nexus Blades
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>>149299685
I've been liking triple hit @13 a lot more usually, just for the instant recharge it gives your shield by 20
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>>149297886
So long as you still have enough mana to teamfight later. Also realise that you're blowing a 15s cd on minions, and won't have access to your best defensive zoning ability for that long. Play more safely to compensate for that, and you should be ok...unless they have dive or stealth.
Then it's partner, switch lanes, or die.
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Alright. Which Support do I buy next? I only have Rehgar.
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>>149345340
brightwing with her passive build dishes out a ridiculous amount of healing and is especially good against poke and dots. Keep in mind it'll be hard to counter ranged burst, save your poly to counter melee burst.
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>>149345105
Yeah plus he has a targeted stun that can be extremely valuable
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>>149330156
>I especially miss that old playerbase though. Youj'd get into a game and your team just fucking knew their shit.

I'm playing for that long too but these rose-tinted glasses you wear are just too thick. You're only thinking people were better back then because, in comparison to your present self, you knew a lot less and were less trained at the game. So you were less aware of your, your teammates' and your enemies' mistakes. So you perceived others as better than they actually were.

Personally I also like that they are slowly cycling out the generic talents. Now they just need to completely cut bolt (and fucking Tracer) and I'll be quite happy.
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>>149336717
ouch
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Why aren't there /hotsg/ tier power rankings?
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Damn it's unnerving to have a medivh fly above you as Abathur. Not really sure if he can land and do something so can't look away from myself for too long
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When I play monk, I feel like I either totally own or just get fucking plastered.

What are the comps that you should absolutely avoid playing against as monk?
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Why didn't anyone tell me Uther was fun as fuk
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>>149351489
>The light abandon snowman!
>>
ded game
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Triple Lane push is legit.
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>>149350683
its unnerving period since he theoretical maneuverability out the wazoo and a get out of damage free card every 5 seconds.
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>>149341753
hey you italian fuck when are you coming back to starcraft
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>>149355115
>kerrigan leaves the game 10 seconds in and never returns
>still win because enemy team has memedivh

quick match is so shit
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>shoot Jo when she has a medic healing her and shield up
oh yes I am stat padding trash :^)
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>>149355430
want to do some co-ops? just ask me on b.net
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>>149356267
what was your btag again
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>>149357681
vastined#2427
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vg/ hots getting so ded, I gotta post this.

When do vg fags play on weekends?

Used to be I could find more vg/ fags during the week, but I got a new job and can't get on before 9 EST now.

I wanna go full tryhard with Curse at least one more time before this game dies.

I play a mean Bright Wing. Below you will find my wasted hours of life vidya game resume and contact Information.

-Best Wishes and reard, ded gaem

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>>149334241
I wouldn't put it past senjin or ipwnlock to be that guy.

Or that other anon who was so adamant about being silenced for almost 2 threads in a row
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>>149359640
just lurk in the /vg/ channel and try and get people to join you
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are there any mods for hots?
hearing the same ability sounds for the hero you've been one-trick-ponying gets so tiring; i'd like to possibly modify them but can't find any modding community for the game
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>>149360623
mods are the easiest way to get yourself b&.
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>>149360840
oh
well that's a shame
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Are stats any less meaningful on weekends? Seems like people are generally worse in my rank when it isn't a weeknight. Past 9.

Like genrally there are retards but not "Solo Lane greyMane 24/7, Fight a 4 v 1 on an already dead boss and expect me to back him up as BW" retarded.
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new thread
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finally bought KT for ranked, first game, seems decent
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>>149288502
Grom is red-skinned in the mission Thrall goes to beat him up and bring him back to his senses.
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