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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
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Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Best Waifu
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Phantom_Assassin
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>nth for 3998 mmr
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148993196
source pls
>>148993196
what did he mean by this
1st for America
>you will never go down on Suma1l
Immortal 3's when?
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>>148993707
paki subhuman detected
>>148993707
i bet going through puberty is making him so thick down there :3
>when you're winning but you lose because one player just goes full tilt and AFKs
i'll never understand it honestly like holy fuck
>>148993716
1 week before group stage
>>148993707
i'd love to let him lose his virginity to me.
CC&C more like CC&SHIT amirite? :DDDDDD
This attacker game
>Void builds shit items like siffusal manta linkens
>losing
>starts building damage
>starts killing people in chrono
>wins
wow
Is it worth it to play ranked at 3k if I don't play carry?
>>148994496
who started the support void meme?
>when you had a great game but only realize in the end because of how stressful it was
is there a better feelerino dondorino (XD ;) )
>>148994361
Sadly, Beesas is is going to win this because infamous new carry is shit at pushing towers
>>148994590
Some massive fucking faggot
>>148993716
Moderators ban this disgusting pedophile already
>>148994528
Of course not
t. support player thats still at 3k after 4 yearskill me
my cpu is at 80c should i even risk playing dota
>>148994747
>Beesa
you mean MSS?
>>148994528
Absolutely not.
On my way up to 4k I played against so many good supports, who made big plays for their team but their carries were so retarded they lost anyway.
>>148995297
Please tell me that he got the boot from the his own team
>>148994747
They got rid of Beesa and Rime, MSS is "standin" for FDL now
They will make it official soon
>iceiceice hacked too
this guy
>>148993707
his cock is probably so cute
>>148995465
>Rime will never kill himself
>>148995465
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw actually had the exact same amount of games played on each side
>>148995759
>tfw forced50 ;____;people who believe in forced50 are mentally retarded
>>148996015
You don't even know what forced 50 is you baka -_-;;
>>148996194
this is b8
why are bounty hunters in 3k so garbage /d2g/?
>>148996608
>bf deso eblade meme
dunno you tell me
Is the jewpendium worth?
>>148996793
Unless you are willing to play dota 10 hours a day or spend a couple hundred bucks no
Its over in less than a month
>>148996793
you can just buy the immortals and shit from the compendium for like a buck or less in a couple of months anyways anon
So Reddit got hacked ?
>>148997150
sauce?
did le pupper squad get em or something?
>>148997241
Yeah page has the Jihadi John and #voom hashtag.
Bet the account that was hacked is the EG manager kid.
> Play Homoback
> Get an octarine
> Get hit by Arcane Curse
> Literally lasts until I die and never goes away
ahahahaha this is so random lmao i love iceforg balance ahahaha xpxp
>He hacked reddit
LOL
i'm fucking dying
>>148997548
>not facing silencer so it doesnt pop
you suck
>>148993720
1st for ACTUAL best waifu, other waifu fags need not post TY in advance
>>148997508
>>148997150
>>148997654
https://twitter.com/iceiceicedota
wtf iceiceice has the #voom and jihadist thing on his twitter
It is LITERALLY impossible to leave 2k bracket once you're there, regardless of your individual growth as a player
>>148997753
>all of these twitter profiles
a...anons?
>>148997803
this is b8
>>148997803
Stop playing support, idiot
>>148997930
https://twitter.com/1437x?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
1437 got hacked also
What is your typical build up on her?
Phase>Aquila into ?
>Maelstrom
>Dagger
>Aghs
I am a newshitter so it will help alot if you can elaborate further
>>148998359
>Aquila
>on an int hero
are you serious nigga
>>148998359
aquila lol
>>148993980
Got a source for me fampai?
>>148998467
>he doesn't know about the hot new aquila invoker meme
2k shitter here, been learning to play wd on my new account and i've been rekting literally everyone (in a 2k all pick calibration) is it viable to get to 3k by maining witch doctor, cause so far he's probably my best winrate %, also anyone got tips?
I usually get cour/ward tango, rush arcane boots, roam at 6 and rush a blink, then wards/ags and luxury after that.
The reason I get blink over sb or bkb is because blinking into trees/cliff then ulting is more effective tha something that can be countered with a dust imo. Is there anything i'm doing wrong?
>>148998467
>>148998495
I thought she would benefit from the mana regen and armor provided. Stats are greatly appreciated too
>>148998627
Get medallion instead
>>148998621
play timber if you're a 2k shitter. Literally a free win hero that can't die unless you dive tier 4s 2 minutes in.
>Muh 32 armor
>muh 32 health regen
bullshitBULLSHIT
>>148998359
>null talisman
>brown boots
>raindrop
>maelstrom
>blink
>aghs
>>148998546
>hot new
right
>>148998690
I dont know if this is legit since people awhile ago compared aquila to medallion as to GoodAquila, BadMedallion
>#voom
What do you think did they mean by this?
>>148994528
Only if you pickINITIATORS
>>148998801
So raindrops instead of the casual mana regeneration? got it
Do you also go for phase and bottle in there too?
>>148998998
Violently Orgasming Over Mindbreak
rather patrician hackers if I'm being honest
>>148998998
they're just a bunch of edgy muslims looking for attention
they openly stated their own personal twitter accounts too so maybe they'll get a slap on the wrist by their moms idk
>>148998872
I don't think it's a good idea, WR is going to be shit until she gets either maelstrom or aghs and a mediocre item like medallion will just delay her and then she still needs a mobility item and maybe bkb
She's not like Clinkz who has an absurd physical attack orb, she does no damage outside of powershot until she gets maelstrom or aghsWR is actually shit right now there's way better heroes to be playing
>hacker is from bengladesh
POO
>>148999270
>>She's not like Clinkz who has an absurd physical attack orb, she does no damage outside of powershot until
One thing ive noticed is her really good attack animation.
Especially if you compare it to clinkz.I really want to play her, i dont think the changes nerfed her much
>>148999270
>WR is actually shit right now there's way better heroes to be playing
like who drow and sniper? top kek
? ? ?
>>148999690
>>like who drow
>>top kek
>she doesn't know
>>148999743
liquid withdrew from the tournament
>>148998998
fuck off voom
>>148999510
play her like dendi
early initiator with max shackle, blink maelstrom, then transition in a carry
if you go full greed aghs first and shit you're gonna lose
>>148999690
>drow
jesus christ anon are you blinded by your waifu or something
>>148999829
>no god emperor hero
>>148999510
Her attack animation and range is decent and her base damage is okay but it's no searing arrows
Even when she was 'cancer' I don't think she was overpowered and the nerfs were unwarranted. She requires a lot of farm to truly come online and she's not even that great at farming. Lategame she's a complete glass cannon with shit survivability/escape mechanisms...reminder she's a fucking int hero cosplaying as agi so low armor and hp.
>>148999690
>drow
>top kek
Anon..
>climb 400 mmr
>lose 200
this is normal right, like this happens to everybody and shouldnt discourage me from playing, right?
>>149000174
>400
>climbing
>ever
if your in a party i guess
>>149000174
hey look on the bright side anon
you still gained 200 mmr
>>149000172
Those werent even significant nerfs
>>149000174
>this is normal right
No, it's more like
>climb 400 mmr
>lose 390 mmr
Stop fucking whining you teamstacking fotmspamming baby
>>149000447
>>149000324
i don't queue in a party and i fucking pick troll warlord
i'm not a fotm spammer just an autist who enjoys troll
>>149000361
im afraid of falling back down to 3k
i'm 4100 right now and its giving me anxiety
>>149000436
Shackles are significantly harder to land now, she has nearly zero kill potential if she whiffs shackle, it's a big deal.
H-HELP?!
>>149000519
LE EPIC TROLL XDD
kill yourself
>no mighty skeleton hero
>All those years of playing Morph when he was shit tier have paid off
nice
>>149000676
>TI2 rolls around
>its time to shine.avi
>post TI2 nerfed to the ground
>>148998627
sounds like you just want the Ring of Basi, and you're just blowing more gold on the Wraith Band when you really really need your core items.
>Pick Timber
>Get carried to victory
d-doturds??
>>149000519
fluctuating +/- 500 mmr is normal even if your skill level remains the same
if there's 50% chance to win or lose each game, it's inevitable that purely by chance you can have results largely favoring one direction
>>149000519
dont give up anon! we believe in you! 4k is mmr paradise to some but to you its just another trench!
>>149000174
>won 400 mmr
>lost immediately after
he doesnt know about the force 50/50
>>149000836
>hit level 3
>become effectively immortal
B A L A N C E D
>>149000838
fair point. i'll keep trying then.
>>149000874
thanks bruno i needed that
>tfw you lose a 60 min game because your magina feeds two aegises in a row and doesnt buy back
i don't think i have ever been this tilted beforetheres no esports on so i can post this now, ha
>>149000806
>sounds like you just want the Ring of Basi, and you're just blowing more gold on the Wraith Band
How come other int heroes like invoker od can get away with it?
Tell me /d2g/
Have you Voted on Short Film Contest Entries yet?
which ones are best so far?
How ebing would Secret vs EG TI grandfinals be?
I thought it would be okay to carry for a couple games and switch over to a support role. Boy was I wrong when my carry in lane missed every last hit. XD boy I guess I showed him by taking every single one!
>>149001047
Tbh magnus is useless after using his R anyway
>>149001085
very ebin, basically what everyone wanted at ti5 a year later
>>149001172
no, anon, magina. anti-mage.
>>149001060
It's probably like getting PMS on str heroes
Yeah it's inefficient but it's a relatively cheap bandaid for an immediate concern and you can always sell it later
Then again pros still build drums on everything so who the fuck knows
>>149001060
I actually am not sure what you're talking about, I only watch esports, is this like the new pub meme, aquila invoker? It might be because invoker only gets big items, without much stats, ie. BoTs, Blink, Midas are your three big early items, and QE doesn't have any armor, so it helps to have a little extra, I'm not really sure.
>>149001236
>magina. anti-mage.
Well, yeah, because you killed their entire team by then
>>149001386
no, what he did was immediately after rosh he ran down mid and died trying to take melee rax (the first time)
the second time he killed himself on a blademail axe, no fucking lie
>>149001172
>free 50% damage and cleave for your carries
>useless
>>149001085
not happening/10
>>148993945
> snowball hard
> easy earl win imminent
> 2 retards sit on runespots for the epic hatz challenge, 1 idiot has to farm up his perfect 6 item game
> slow siege annoys the shit out of me so I decide to sell all my items and feed them rapier
> lose and get into LP
> drop Dota for forever
this happened a month ago or so, I am finally free
Fuck this game and fuck you retards who plays it
>>149001125
>can't outcs a support
Unless you were laning with a quelling blade treant that's pretty bad
>>149001490
I was referring to Anti Mage in general, not in your particular game, maybe I misunderstood
>>149001379
Yeap. RTZ popularized the build then followed by other pros and on pubs
>>149001172
Because you don't buildmom bots AC and 3 daedali on him
>>149001075
i actually forgot that was a thing
>>149001630
What's it like to get btfo by a video game so hard you ragequit and become a casual but are so deeply traumatized you can't stop thinking about it a month later?Can I have your hats?
>>149001372
>PMS
>Premenstrual syndrome
cant legion only build into this?
desu having Premenstrual syndrome doesn't seem like a band aid it seems more like a hindrance to the performance of women in many areas of life and work
>>149001085
1000 posts of BAFFLED and DESIGNATED and USA USA USA
>>149001908
>cant legion only build into this?
Transwomen don't experience PMS
>>149001794
Anon, there's a 25 thousand dollar prizepool for it
you don't want some greasy russian winning 25,000 valve bucks, do you?
>>149001630
>triggered so hard by A VIDEO GAME that even after leaving it because you fucking suck you come back to complain
lmaoing at you are life family
>>149001630
>triggered casual trashcan posting a picture of overwatch
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>149001850
I reinvested the hatz money and got me some fine games ( Kunkka Immortal from TI4 sold for 25€ lmao)
This game truly blew me the fuck off. I was so tired playing with retards over and over again and tired of Dota in general. Obviously this game is dying, this is why I came here in the first place.
Why is Canada better at Dota than Murica?
>>149001172
>>149001591
I've always thought of Magnus as one of the strongest all around heroes in the whole game.
>Shockwave
Low cooldown, long range, low man, clears creeps and is great in lane
>Empower
Stupidly good on any carry. Honestly if there was an upgrade to Battlefury that gave flat 50% bonus damage and 50% cleave, carries would be building it. Late game when paired with items like Butterfly and Daedalus it does so much work.
>Empower
Being able to re-position enemy heroes is a HUGE deal. It's what makes Earth Spirit so good no matter how much they keep nerfing him, especially with his Ahgs. Being able to do it to 5 heroes is incredible.
>Reverse Polarity
A huge AOE BKB piercing disable that clumps people together is game winning with any good AOE spells, or a FIFTY PERCENT CLEAVE. Double RP is SEVEN seconds of disable.
He goes into a lot of line ups, people just aren't picking him.
>>149001630
>after a month or so you still come back to a /d2g/ thread to complain about a match that made you
>'''''''''''''quit '''''''''''''
>overwatch
you cant make this shit up
>>149002485
colder climate equals more autism
see: sweden, russia
>>149002336
>Obviously this game is dying
Since Dota has been dying for 4 years in a row now (since we left Beta at least) we've kinda gotten used to it
Enjoy playing Overwatch though I hear it's a great heaping load of casual fun that literally anyone can succeed at :^)
>>149002141
>>149002278
> obvious same faggot is trying to keep this sad thread alive
wonder what you zombies when your piece of sbit game is dead, having a normal life is not an option cause your brain is dead after years of mindless 3am dota nights
>>149002641
also see: canada and us east
>>149002641
There are no Russians or Swedes in top teams
>>149002485
1 ti winner from canada
3 ti winners from the united states of america
explain this dotards
>>149002736
pic related, go back to owg and stay there
>>149002736
cut it quits man
>>149002762
Because this isn't their patch
You can't deny slavscum and swedescum has dominated dota for a very long time
>>149001630
>>149002736
Just embarrassing.
>>149002129
Who gives a fuck what russians do outside ofthe game
Is there anything more pathetic than people in this thread that don't even play the game? What the fuck are you doing here?
>>149002706
>Since Dota has been dying for 4 years in a row now
tfw i fell for the ruse all along
le dying game huhuhu >:(
>>149002939
>>149003293
can't believe I'd ever miss lolbabby and starcrumpet shitposting
also do we have a proper nickname for overtrashcans yet
>>149003527
suicide watchers
>>148994590
d2g did
>>149003527
ovary watchers
>>149001085
Thread would be finally alive for the week. Then TI6 when it becomes REALLY alive. Talking about 2-3 threads per series.
>>149003527
we do have a name for themcasuals
:^)
>>149003387
>playing this shit game after 6.84
talking about pathetic...
When the fuck is immortal 3 coming out
Fuck all this meme shit. Red pill me on the Anti-Mage.
>>149003774
>talking about pathetic
>talking
now thats pathetic
>>149003840
where's the pedo anime pic lad
>>149003770
Hah.Also sauce on the pic
How hard will Wings disappoint at TI?
>>149003840
>that sf
>>149004097
That's Warlock's Golem
>>149003774
I really love there are just a few guys desperately to keep this thread alive and their game relevant.
see unique poster count for the past 100 replies
>>149003853
AM is actually a strong laner and can slap the mana out of nearly anyone who disturbs his last hitting
>>149004097
that's a dire tower
>>149004097
thats a sentry ward
I was wondering /d2g/
why is this guy still on OG? He doesn't farm well, he doesn't make plays, he doesn't draft, he doesn't save people with his spells... Why is this guy still on what could be a serious TI6 contender? Is it friendship? Because friendship doesn't look like enough to keep this truly awful player and him still bringing down great players like Miracle- and cr1t seems to me like one SICK joke.
>>149004097
Thats a golem anon. All of those cosmetics are in the game
>>149003954
http://g1138.tumblr.com/
>>149004097
That's a courier
>>149003954
its on rule34 :D
>>149004097
thats dragon knight
>>149004097
thats euls sceptar
Find a flaw.
>>149004097
thats a pet
>>149004165
Well what do you expect, our game is dying ;_;
>>149004392
there's a shitskin in the picture
>>149004336
why
>>149004392
I found four:
>syndershit
>qojsit
>khezzshit
>era
Are you guys hype for the biggest esport event of the world? we reached over 18 million
>>149004392
the team is really just yapzor + 4, he'll move on when they do shit at ti
>>149004165
>implying there are more than 100 unique ppl on any given video game general at all
>>149004392
Era looks like an old man not anime
Also qojqva has only one leg.
>>149004228
>BigShitty ever a good friend
He carries several knives at all times in case backstabbing opportunities present themselves.
>>149004392
the guy in the top left
i cant see his other thumb
>>149004519
?
>>149004228
just like akke and egm on alliance having to deal with the 3 other overrated shitters
notail is dogshit but they keep him because it works like that
>>149004604
hey pestilence hows it been man
>>149004604
oh shit its a muton
>>149004541
anybody hype for their 3 random uncommon sniper sets from the epic chests ?
>stomping as sven
is there a better feeling?
>>149004908
being a great friend is one
what are some good heroes to build midas? i feel like build this shit
>>149004336
man what happened to weaver
>>149004908
stomping as bara
>>149004908
Stealing his ancient stack with your team and planting a sentry on it after you spent the entire laning phase orbing him every time he got near the creep wave
And then someone midases his dominated creep for good measure
>>149001681
Yeah, that's probably RTZ being better than the average player, I wouldn't worry about it if you're not a 9k mmr mid player, it's probably so he doesn't get raped after every gank. I play in low 4k's and I've never seen it, so it mut be super new, and pretty shit
>>149005032
Ancient Apparicition
>>149004308
I owe you one, Anon. Luna's been my dota waifu ever since I started playing this game.
>>149004908
waking up with your beloved and having morning sex (no kissing)
being recognised at your field of work
travelling the world
unexpected kindness
meditation
a good 45 min run through the woods
holding your firstborn
>>149005032
peenix
>>149005319
ive done #3
>>149005319
lmao what a normie xd
>>149005214
good taste anon
>>149005319
>>149005713
>>149005561
there aren't normies, just people
you shouldn't take pride on being a social outcast rejected by your peers.
>>149005883
normie get out
>>149005883
Neither should one feel bad for not fitting in
Fitting in seems comfy, but you'll be stuck in a rut once you get too used to it.
>>149005214
good taste man
does blink dagger still gets disabled if you're under false promise
What are heroes you feel you've 'outgrown'?
WD used to be a go-to support pick for me but since my hero pool has grown, I just can't seem to have enough of an impact with him past earlygame like I can with other heroes
>>149006228
Skywrath Mage, I love the hero, and he was my go to roamer, but he just got left behind too hard, he's just not playable
>>149006209
no
works like TA refraction
>>149006242
wtf i love oracle now
why are you not playing oracle mid rushing aghs dagon 5 anon ?
is he good now
whats up with custom lobbys
sometimes they just close for no reason
>>149006228
i use to play a fuck load of meepo but i got bored on him because for a long time he never got any new interesting changes or new items to build on him really
hell if i recall before 6.88 and 6.67 he didnt get any new shit for years (not saying +4dmg on all meepos and increased agi growth is nothing but it really doesnt strike me as anything interesting)
>>149006590
sleeper OP
>>149006713
woopsies! did i say 6.67 i meant 6.87
How does Sweden do it?
>>149004392
Why are europeans so disgusting?
How long do I have to play before I stop beating myself up over every loss? It always feels like there's more I could've done, even as a support or initiator.
>>149004097
That's the PA's weapon
>>149007029
>even as a support or initiator
I bet you're absolutely trash at those two roles
WHERE'S DINOSAURI
DINOBOWL WHEN
DINOSAUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149007239
>ywn have such a great team manager
wel
Are jews the master race?
>>149007239
apologise
>he doesn't /una vela/ before every match
how can you live with yourselves?
>>149007428
lose some weight you disgusting tube of lard
>>149007239
Who could be behind all these hackings?
>>149007568
>>149007481
Back to /lat/, y denunciado por mogólico
>>149007568
is that the hacker known as 4chan
>>149007735
>>149007791
denunciame esta pendejo putito
>>149007863
>>149007568
how can this master hacker be everywhere at once but seen barely at all?
>>149007807
>>149007985
Could someone post the "DED GAME" guy from TI3?
>>149008367
>>149008025
>they can't stop me
top fucking kek
>>149008572
had never seen him before, not surprised a piece of shit actually looks like a piece of shit irl
>have just one more game of low left
>looking good enemy team is routed their refreshers are down
>me and dusa take mid up to t4
>notice something is wrong
>our alchemist went afk in well
skill intensive game
>>149008572
JESUS CHRIST put a spoiler tag on that image dude
thats fucking disgusting
how can we make him viable yet also make him so that redditors wont bitch about him anymore
no full reworks allowed dorks
>>149009865
If he is picked every game you will bitch just like every "redditor"
>>149009865
310 BMS
>>149009613
you went all the way up to t4 before you noticed your alch was afk in well ?oh wow
>"Upgrade" Wind Lace into Drums
>Lose ms, even on Enchantress
ICEFROG????
>>149010452
yeah fuck that it should keep the 20 MS and add 5% on top of that, fucking hate drum just because of that
>>149009865
i would say decrease the cooldown from 9/8/7/5 to 8/7/6/5 and increase the trap duration to as long as the remote mines...or maybe remove the duration so its like the landmines?
>guy from my usual stack invites me to a different stack with 3 of his other friends
>1 of them is a teenage girl who plays better than the other two put together
>feel the constant, dire need to just lay into the other two. They throw away every advantage they get across 3 games. They pick legion and feed wins. They pick void and then catch their own slark in chrono while Sven is still missing.
>At the end of game 3, we lost so badly that I just said fuck it and tried to push out of base.
>literally no one on the team did as badly as the other two. One was a kunka who just afk farmed mid and then saved his spells to get kills, while letting team mates die. The other was a pugna who kept using decrep after using blast.
>usual guy says at the end of this one, "Hint for the future: we need a little less Slark."
>I've literally been nothing but patient with his squad of invalids this entire time.
>>149008572
M O M M Y
I
L
K
>two years after techies is released and i just noticed that the remove mine icon has a shape of a ragecomic trollface
hello; member of the gulag
>>149011108
isnt it le funneh XDDD
>>149009865
ulti is global with aghs
>>149010926
>women
>good at video games
>consuming or implying the consumption of alcohol
Yo can you just skedaddle on back to fucking reddit?
Radiance Octarine Manta CK.
>massively speeds up his farm if he's not getting massive kills in the mid game
>solves his mana issues
>makes your blink/180 damage buff on 4 second cooldown and ult on 100 second cooldown
Try it.
>>149009865
Techies pickers should be nailed to a cross
>>149011454
>Octarine
>Solving mana issues
You'll also do literally no damage and become a horrible naga, retard.
Post the fucking nigger faggot match scoreboard or peel your toenails off before suggesting something that gay, spic.
God that's fucking stupid
>>149011454
it would be good if anyone is quick enough to assign their ult illusions to a hero each during teamfights like a knockoff spectre
did u win
>>149011301
I didn't say she was good. I said she was better than the other two put together. At least she understood basic builds and mechanics.
>alcohol is bad
Straight edge is more of a "reddit" thing than American craft ever was. There's an alcoholics general on /ck/, for fuck's sake.
>>149011205
>le
This reddit lingo is absolutely disgusting. Stop it.
>>149011981
r u le mad or something familia?
>>149009865
Make sentries cheaper.
The problem with invis heroes is your supports go bankrupt buying sentries, that's why people bitch.
You can get a gem, but it's very easy to lose a gem on a position 5.
>>149011454
You arent tricking me Anon
I know the real best build is radiance Octarine shadow demon
>get 2 illusions every 12 seconds
>they each do 75% of your damage on top of radiance
>able to farm everything in the game
>even better if you also get manta
>>149011934
>girls
>being better than a man at video games
Could you just fuck off and die
>there's an alcohol thread on cu/ck/, so that means it's not degenerate as fuck
>>149012201
If a man is literally a retard, do you still think he can beat a female at dota?
>answer is no
My point is made for me.
>answer is yes
You're being a hyperbolic contrarian because you're too fucking retarded to post anything that can actually be responded to.
>>149009865
double all the damage
>>149012176
You don't need radiance on Shadow Demon, once you farm Octarine if anyone on either team has Radiance just disrupt them and you can make a permanent chain of radiance illusions.
>>149012446
I couldn't give half of a rape about whether not a point is made for you
>a nigger with a phd isn't still a nigger
Return to reddit, please.
>>149012716
you're retarded
>>149012716
>g-g-go back to r-r-reddit.
Are you literally underaged? Choke and fucking die, you window-licking subhuman.
Why is troll warlord's bash the only bash whose bonus damage can crit?
whatcha yall watchin ya hoes
>>149012716
there is no such thing as a nigger with phd
>>149012927
>he has no images to post on an image board
I'm sorry that you've fallen for the lies of the anti-white agenda, but you should really take your misconceptions somewhere else.
>>149000576
you are in for a wild ride
prepare for a lot of weavers
>>149012716
1v1 mid fuccboi
>>149000576
if you actually end up not committing suicide you AND somehow actually end up playing this same account for whatever fucking retarded reason make sure to stream this shit
for theLULZ
>>149012965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOScYBwMyAA
Gotta keep 100% savage 100% of the time.
>>149001630
>cmon son
It's 3 am here and I just cannot comprehend this level of arrogance.
u r a dum
How did pudge and Io make it this far
I'd kill myself if pudge wins
>>149013613
Honestly I'm all aboard the Io ruse cruise.
Couldn't care less if it also happens to be the side rebbit is on, I'm just waiting with my mug ready for angered nonwhite tears and am interested to see what valve would do with it.
>>149013613
memes and slavs
>>149013613
pudge would be better than io, at least people actually play pudge. not buying it either way
>>149013613
it will more than likely be slark because deep down most of dota players like slark
>>149014073
Fuck off, slark and his pickers are gayer than 25 nude faggots stacked ass to dick
>>149014192
you dont have to hide the fact that you love picking slark sometimes AND have fun when you do it. sure you feel shame at the end of it but you always come back eventually
>>149013613
Why nobody complains that only a handfull of heroes have arcanas and why every arcana now needs a fucking special event? Also, only 8 heroes have arcanas and 2 of them are unplayable thanks to reddit.
>>149014306
Nah, my mobile murder committing disabling invisible snowballer of choice is nyx, not some gay ass fish nigger.
>>149014485
Then you don't like winning games very much.
>>149014928
No, winning just fine famalam.
https://yasp.co/players/109192687
Lots of bad bug pickers out there building dumb shit like blink or not-damage, or not using carapace properly.
>tfw the RNC gets so hype you forget your image
>>149013613
pudge is popular as fuck
io was a meme originated on redditi hate fucking pudge more than anyone here, but i'd rather the pudge arcana
Are Medusa or Bloodseeker good yet?
>no tiffany trump hero
i hate this game
>>149015417
dusa is my waifu so yes
>>149015721
>not Ivanka
That feel is known, friend.
>>149015417
blooseeker is alright if you have a invoker on your team
how do i void these days?
pms aquila treads blink situational?
What if: Force Staff on Meepo instead of Blink Dagger?
>Gives stats
>Works on clones
>Is a Force Staff
>Slightly cheaper than Blink
>>149016061
I'd try it.
>>149016061
>less distance
>"""""(((stats)))"""""" being 10 int and 3 hp regen
No.
literally had a game in which people died of rupture because they were walking in a straight line until death
5K bracket.
>DOTA2LOUNGE
GLAD I SOLD ALL MY ITEMS LAST WEEK
MARKET CRASH SOON BROTHERS
>>149016395
lmao betters on suicide watch
>>149016527
I don't think you realize that this affects everyone
item prices are going to drop, especially niche items
>>149016395
>vpgame nowhere to be seen
>>149016395
sold all my arcanas a few days ago except for one of each, the rest is chump change
>>149016690
I can't even trade any of the items I get so whatever.
>>149016715
please understand valve needs to suck chinese dick
its very important :^)
Where the fuck were you when Sleepy Ben named the jew on national television and outed shillary as a satan worshipper?
Anyone want an Emerald Frenzy set for bristleback gifted to them(not marketable)
I fucking hate playing the hero and playing against the hero
What build for Lone druid?
does echo saber bear work well?
>>149016885
I'll take it.
DefendinMyBase
>yfw you finally get rapier as tusk
>>148993303
more like 3976 then a string of feed-abandoners, ping spam and rage all game tards, etc
Why does CSGO attract so much gambling?
>>149016690
who cares about fucking cosmetic item prices lmao
>>149016395
What happened?
>>149017051
Possible because a large portion of the player base are cheaters thus degenerates
>>149016991
accept me
insider bro here
the reason valve is killing third party betting is because they are about to roll out a betting mobile and steam app for it completely under their control for 100% of the profits
>>149016991
ok well you have to be a friend for 30 days for me to be able to gift it to you
i'll give it to you whenever I remember I guess
>>149017051
simple
because people spend a shitload of money on a ton of csgo items (knives, gun skins for the top weapons) (compared to barely any items over 20-40$ for dota 2 that arent in low supply like nexon items), and its a total grey area for gambling sites (that pushed it out with paid sponsorships)
>>149017346
So, they're going to manipulate the market prices even harder
>you'll never be rich like Tmartn
why live lads
>>149017104
bunch of CSGO sites were found that they were sponsoring a bunch of people without disclosing it
some even cheating the odds, and some even owned some of the betting sites so they made a bunch of money from advertising their websites
valve decides to blacklist them all
>random Troll
>lose game
WHAT A HERO
>>149017826
>losing as troll in the "please fight me, everyone's forgotten about blade mail" meta
You're doing it wrong.
>>148978356
>>148978513
hgf
>>149017936
>forgotten about blademail
But two of the enemies had blademail?
>>149018009
AQAqqAFDSAFDSAFDSAFFFD
pretty good
RIP CSGO
I can do it guys!
>>149018507
>normal
>>149018507
>casual nigger-tier league (((skill)))
Disgusting.
>>149018657
>He understands that he will probably die alone on a rainy Saturday afternoon
>He just feels an addictive kind of emptiness. The kind that calls you back home to wallow in self-pity whenever you are outside
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE ME?
How could i have won this game /vg/?
Radiant team is cancer as fuck
post legion commanders
>>149019098
Had your Storm done his fucking job against that Tinker, you would've had a bit more chance, and also against their NP, not including your Mirana.
Also, how the fuck does your Bristle simply not destroy Riki?
>>149019098
>normal skill
Get good at clicking the fucking creeps, for one.
>getting outdone by a spectre
>not getting a bkb before mkb
>only 500 gpm with a bfury
who's the best hero?
>>149017420
Cool thanks.
>>149016280
at least you'd have something to build your Dragon Lance into
>>148998359
My build is Phase into *Situational*
>>149019252
He just sat around his offlane getting XP and my team made no effort to stop it
>>149019254
>very high skill
>mid and support made no effort to kill riki in lane
>lose all outer towers by 20min
>can't jungle without getting jumped on by riki and tinker with BoT2
You may have a point with the bkb though. Does radiance miss chance go through magic immune?
>>149015417
just go bloodthorn and bloodstone on BS and your gucci
>check reddits "best games and plays"
>they list navi vs ADfinem game one as one of the best games
literally the worst professional game ever played by both teams is considered of the best games, lmao
>>149019528
>muh supports are shit
>losing towers quickly
Then the root of this problem extends to the heroes you've picked.
Anti-mage would've been a fine pick here instead of nuggernaut, to at least give you a chance against splitpush.
>>149019763
Thanks based reddit spy now go fucking kill yourself
>win match
>tis match will not be scored due to poor network connections
>nobody dropped a single time
>>149016715
>>149012965
>>149003406
>>148997654
THIS IS WHAT ANIME AVATAR FAGS LOOK AND SPEAK LIKE BE AWARE
wtf why did dota2lounge do wrong
>>149020972
who cares lol
>>149020473
Thanks for the 4 (You)s
>>149021101
>tfw made several hundred dollars from dota2lounge since most of the people betting are 4k mmr and below
oh well it was fun while it lasted
>>149019228
>tfw no Arcana
I'll wait till Christmas when Gaymur Gurlz are selling gifted stuff cheap on the market.
>its a 'valve kills their own game' episode of dota 2
>>149021375
>implying gambling is not cancer
>>149016061
>Gives stats
Who gives a shit about int what you really want is str and agi
>Works on clones
And it still requires your main Meepo to be there to cast it
>Is a Force Staff
That's a problem since Force Staff's initiation power is far worse than Blink Dagger's.
At best it's very situational, like Euls.
>>149021535
yes goyim, good
remember to pick up a chest for a chance to win a rare item, its not gambling because you always win a prize and the prizes don't hold any value. Just don't use our steam market to give our items value.
>>149015964
stay out of safelane and you'll be fine
>>149015964
the standard build if you're ever unsure is treads vlads manta diffusal
it's obviously far from the best build in every situation though
the newfangled meta build is linkens
>>149021751
>implying that gambling isnt cancer too
>implying that both crates and those gamblesites arent equally as shit
>implying you have to be a valvedrone to hate the gambling bullshit
these items had the same value before gambling took off, they'll have the same value after that
>>149017826
it happened exactly the same thing to me yesterday
>>149021535
sup retard, losing more bets?
>>149017936
>everyone's forgotten about blade mail
it's actually amazing how this happened
everybody bought this item after the changes to it, making a ton of right click heroes completely unplayable like clinkz and pa
now nobody builds it
>>149004228
Better the shitter you know than the shitter you don't.
>>149018657
i don't think theres any self-pity on people like that
what are the buttons to bottle crow
click on bottle shift Q shift F?
>tfw no betting this TI
>>149022307
I just use the default keys, speed on it came with time.
>>149022289
you're a wise man.
PSG here. my blog software got hacked. be careful, any blogs you see might not be me.
>>149016715
Normally I'd say they'll be fine and are too far away to be touched.
But valve can just kill their bots.
>>149016395
AYY LMAO
>>149023570
>dota2lounge.com
>no betting this TI
>when betting against EG and Secret would literally be the easiest bugattis of all time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
How do you guys deal with lose-streaks?
I'm honestly just not sure I've lost all my games today and I don't know how to feel.
>>149024094
take a breath, drink some cold water, do some pushups, lay on your bed for some minutes and then play a completely different role after
>>149024094
You keep losing until you break the streak and then enjoy winning 75% of your matches for a while
>>149023201
>371 LH
Yeah this is fake
>>149009865
Give him a sentry gun.
>have a lot of fun playing furion
>have a 30% win-rate with him (not ranked, thank god)
Should I keep playing games until I git gud? Or should I just give up and play something easier?
LOL
>>149016395
>All those literal who tournaments that will now get negative amount of viewers because they can't have their matches up on lounge
Rip low tier scene
SWAT reborn is more fun than real dota.
>>149024885
I had a 15% winrate with Pudge before I started consistently landing hooks. Literally all you have to do as NP is look at the map and split push.
What's the RIGHT way to play Timbersaw skillwise?
>>149025506
max Q and E
>>149025506
Is this an Undertale ref?
>>149025506
did you just fucking mix dota and undertale?
h-hi
Jesus Christ jannies we really need a purging RIGHT NOW
>>149025756
Infused Raindrop is a broken item the fuck are you doing?
FUCKING LOST
>>149025967
fuckin mike man lmao
>>149024885
jungle for your midas, should have it by 9 minutes. if you don't, skip it and build treads/shadow blade
then you just act like an annoying faggot and split push the game away. build necro and mjollnir, or desolator if you're ganking sometimes instead of just pushing
>>149025967
>pearl clutching over alcohol
>literally older than any of the bronze-age, goat herder religions that are still in use today
The only problem is when you get really drunk while directly in front of your kids. It damages their perception of you.
How do I learn to lucid dream doturds I want Luna to sit on my face and suffocate me :3c
>>149026319
dont we all
more luna rule 34 when?
>>149026228
>Midas
fuck off faggot
>>149024885
NP is one of the heroes who can build quite literally anything from Mek, Euls, Shadowblade, Drums, Blademail. Stop playing fucking jungle he wrecks offlane, he has the same base damage as Sven with a Null Talisman, you have 600 range and you have treants, you lose lane if you don't harass the support with treants or else they go on you.
>>149024905
this graph is so fucking stupid and makes no sense
from ti6 valve has made $54 million and yet their monthly revenues is roughly constant and around $25 million according to the gods at superdata
t-t-totally trustworthy data
>>149026319
Not how lucid dreaming works.
You only decide what you do in the dream but you have no power over what is in your dream to begin with.
I can however give you a way to have sex dreams of what you want.
>don't fap for a couple days
>an hour before bed start edging to whatever you want to dream about
>edge at least 3 times
>you have to use your imagination, no looking at pictures
>then you go to sleep and enjoy your sex dreams
>may take a couple tries to work
Works about 80% of the time for me now. There have even been a few times where I came during the dream. Not some sissy little teaspoon of cum wet dream I am talking full load blown.
>>149024905
Doesn't this prove Valve isn't pocketing the lion's share of the compendium money? I'm talking about the 3/4 split they get from compendium purchases.
>>149026319
http://pastebin.com/qe9V1cc3
>>149026683
Have you ever considered that they just took the earnings total for the whole year and averaged it per month?
>>149027148
then why isn't league's data not flat too
totally not suspicious
regardless superdata has consistently published highly questionable data
>>149026824
so all I have to do is not fap to lucid dream? I thought i had to write down my dreams for like a week or something and flip light switches.
>>149027134
hmmm this seems like an advanced technique shouldn't I level up first?
>>149027148
Are you retarded?
>took the earnings total for the WHOLE YEAR and averaged it per month
>>>when the graph clearly shows spikes, dips ups and downs
>tfw you couldn't make it to last year's pubstomp
>don't know if they're going to do one this year
>tfw mightve missed my only chance to meet up with other doters
>>149027298
I am telling you how to force sex dreams not lucid dream.
>>149025967
>Tfw you lost the pics and voice clip of her "girl"friend
>>149027593
alright Ill give it a go thanks senpai
Who's preparing for TI roadtrip here?
>>149029212
>driving halfway across the country in a shitbox to watch manchildren play video games and not being able to bet on said videogames
nah, i'll think i'll stay put
where were u when /d2g/ a kill
>void needs some survivability since rework to get timewalks off
>people go diffusal manta
>0 survivability and 0 damage at once
At this point I am sure no pro actually knows how to build heroes, they just copy either pubs or the first pro that won a competitive game.
>tfw someone picks your most picked hero and you counterpick them and spend the whole game making their life hell because you know the perfect ways to ruin them
>>149029212
It's way too far for me. I drove to ESL NY and that was pretty rough on my ass and back.
>>149029356
>not being able to bet on said videogames
underage detected, real money gambling sites have existed for a long time
>>149029212
>Driving
Why not fly?
Hell I live on the west coast no more than a 16 hour drive from Seattle and I wouldn't drive there, I'd rather take a plane.
But more than that I'd rather sit in the comfort of my own apartment, eating the reasonably priced food I bought from the grocery store, within my comfy PC chair.
>>149026824
I thought it was possible to change dreams if you lucid. Because you are conscious it should be possible to alter everything inside the dream.
>>149031184
because i am bringing my gf. It's practically sex roadtrip
>>149031328
niiiiiiiiiice
>>149031189
not him but i used to lucid dream a lot
you can alter things within your dream but you have to be careful about doing so as "forcing" things to happen often leads you to waking up
a lot of dream control involves using tricks to alter your dream without forcing things to change (ex. calling a friend to have them appear)
>>149031328
haha oh wow
>>149031398
Yeah I used to lucid dream accidentally sometimes and I always wake up because I got too excited or changed something drastic.
>yfw you only think about flying when lucid dreaming and youre so shit at you hardly stay in the air
Fuck flying tbqh
>>149031328
holy shit you retard
>>149031414
was this the chick who got fucked by a fat guy or the theater chick?
Can you imagine Ephey sucking Yapzor's hairy cock daily?
I can.
>tfw not even a 5 stack can carry your ass out of the trench
This set is great. How do I get it?
why did valve disable autoexec?
>>149032572
To prevent Invoker scripts, Meepo scripts, etc
>>149032572
because reddit complained
>>149032572
so storm can be an actual hero instead of zipping in getting orchided and dying
>>149032748
Auto-orchid/euls/scythe hacks still work.
>>149032607
>meepo scripts
people really had to be a MASSIVE retards if they couldn't just simply done tab+w 5 times
>>149032607
>scripting on meepo
L0L
>>149026283
>It damages their perception of you.
Yeah they tend not to perceive very well at all after you beat the shit out of them.
>>149032824
A lot of people are retarded.
I lost a match the other day because our Wraith King spent a whole 45 seconds in the secret shop deciding what item to use his buyback gold on while we were trying to throne.
>>149032905
>being an aggressive drunk
Uhm anon, not everyone is like that. I for example cant speak, see, and hear when I'm really drunk. All my senses just shut down.
>>149031853
You think i am going to roadtrip just to watch some games that i can watch at home at the comfort of my livingroom.
>>149032786
but reddit doesn't know it (yet) so they're happy
>>149032905
I just get really giggly and talkative.
Honestly, I'd probably be better off, if I were always under the effects of about a beer or two. The horrible self-consciousness and second-guessing that plagues me just melts away into the coffee notes of a Deschutes obsidian stout.
>>149033313
Just you wait until after TI when there's no new patch, no new cosmetics, and no streams.
>>149033420
s-shut up!!
the prizepool is high which means the game is alive
>>149033509
b..baka!
>>149033414
>tfw allergic to alcohol
i never feel good, i just go straight to shit and then feel like death as i throw up repeatedly and constantly worry about dying
what onahole does d2g have?
>>149032786
Broxybot makes it work.
>>149033689
Korean?
>>149033689
>alcohol allergy
That must be pretty damn rare because I have never heard about it before. I assumed everyone could handle some alcohol because its like a 5000+ year old drink
>>149033908
It's not that rare. 50% of Koreans have this allergy. There's a specific enzyme that's needed to digest it, which people with the allergy lack.
The end is near, dotards.
>>148994496
>diffusal manta is shit
>diffusal manta isn't damage
????????????????????
>be 18
>drink first alcohol with my friends
>they got drunk after like 3 shots
>i can still go for more
>how are you not yet drunk anon?
>its my first time drinking so idk
>they look at me weird as they went home
>vow to never touch alcohol again because my friends think i'm weird
to this day i still don't know why they looked at me like that.
Michael Hudson is such a faggot, holy shit.
>>149035078
Who?
>>149035208
BSJ's roommate
They just had a fight right now.
>Nyx is the 6th highest winrate hero in 5k+ MMR
Literally what the fuck happened
>>149035342
>BananaShitstainJamma
Who? cares
>>149035441
>he doesn't employ the BSJ Visualization technique to boost his gameplay
Tranqs>SoulRing>Urn>Aether>Vlad's>Agh's
Reminder to save fucking retards, not become the fucking retard
>enemy team went full retard and picked tb, alch, lesh, necro and lc
>we absolutely stomp early, kills were 15-0 at one point
>fail a fight in mid t2 and lose 4
>lose game
absolutely ebin comeback mechanics! xp graphs show that we were winning only by 3,4k xp at most when kills were 15-0, and after the botched fight we were already losing by 2k xp
like what the fuck is the point of the early game unless you go full memepush?
What went roight m8s?
@149036024
who cares lmao
>Balling out of control
>Enemy support lands perfect initiation on me
>Oh shit, this is going to hurt
>Enemy team decides to throw all their disables at once
>Survive
>Rampage
I <3 cuckports
>csgo turds got dota2lounge shut down.
thanks alot faggots.
>>149036317
the epitome of "if our game is dying we're taking down as many others as we can"
>>149036207
We love you to Jamal!
>>149036024
Obviously you just have to pretend to lose the early game and then grab all that sweet memeback gold and easily win XD
Oh wait it doesn't work like that you little faggot? Then maybe you should shut your cock warmer and git gud fuccboi
>>149013235
>gamergirl
I remember that bitch, she added me and wanted to play mw2 or 3 with me
Ayo, bitch, waddup
>>149036978
*slaps you across the face*
SIT
DOWN
>>148995465
You are mistaken. You know nothing.
What's the scoop on BSJ's drama involving his roommate?
>>149030984
I can completely ruin a Sven now that I've spammed the fuck out of the hero. I'm pretty sure that if I counter pick and stay on the ball I could keep fucking pros under 500 gpm on Sven, he's so fucking reliant on good farm and stacking and shit.
Is Wand a honeypot item?Is Mek a honeypot item?
>be solo supporting
>somehow such a thorn in the enemy carry's side he wastes 30 seconds chasing me around a tree in the teamfight that costs them the game
don't get mad at supports guys
>>149037304
>mfw picking Lich and feeling that seething anger in lane
>mfw winning afterwards because Lich is actually good right now
it's only a game, lad
>>149037302
Mek can't be "honeypot" because guardian greaves literally makes dozens of heroes instantly shit against it.
The true honeypots are Echo Saber (except on Sven), Bloodstone, Dagon 2-5, Abyssal Blade, Manta Style (except on AM), and Linken's Sphere
>have no problem when people criticize me in chat
>tilt off my fucking ass whenever they do it over mic
>>149037408
fuck you
>>149037427
I really like echo saber on SB andNyx
Haven't tried it on Slardar but it seems like it would be good
>>149037427
I forgot Heart of Terrasque and Orchid
>>149037868
>echo saber nyx
What
>>149038094
The 100% ms slow means you can attack out of vendetta while still having a very solid chance of landing the stun.
Which doto allows me to abandon all fucks and go nuclear on enemy players
>>149038580
Huskar
Terribleblade
>>149036978
>>149037021
can you two stop jacking each other off and start licking my fucking sore feet you little bitches
>>149036978
>>149037021
L0L IM THE MO0NDROP COUNTER EAT SHIT
>>149037121
He's paying for internet by himself, but he had an agreement with his roommate that he'd leave the wifi on for them to use if it didn't affect his streaming. however, it affected his streaming so he shut it off and his roommate came in to bitch at him for turning it off.
just look at his vod at 58 minutes if u want the deets.
>>149038467
How shit are you that you can't hit a ravage?
SAVE US
>>149037427
Echo saber is great on void too. You get a 44% chance to bash instantly, as opposed to a 25% chance without it.
>it's a skywrath forgets he has a silence game
>>148995465
Who appointed you as FDL's spokesman?
I've played Warcraft 3, but not much DOTA.
Is there an aerial hero who cannot be attacked by ground-based melee heroes?
>>149039430
how do we fix nature's profit?
i thought he would be actually decent in high MeMeR but seems like i was mistaken
>>149039430
kek
>windranger 9th lowest winrate in 5k+
>drow second highest winrate in 5k+
>>149039430
i hope razor never makes a come back, must be the most boring hero to play ever
>tfw I've done all the quests to 3 stars, challenges etc that I can do and now I've got no reason to play dota
fugg. Seriously considering dropping 40 big ones to unlock the Legion Commander quests
I fucking hate armlet. What's an okay replacement for it on heroes that 99% of the time build it?
>>149040621
Hope you think twice. If you ever get bored of LC, you can't sell that shit you paid 40 bucks for
>>149040995
armlet is seriously one of the most cost-effective items in the game, learn to use it
>>149040995
sange and yasha?
bsj's stream is the only watchable english stream at late nights
>>149040995
>pressing buttons is hard
2k?
>>149041854
Yah I'm not in the mood for comedy though
>>149041854
It's 5:30 in the morning, though?
>>149041854
waga is on now
>>149007013
Synderin is fucking american and bad and gay and bad and a Jew traitor that coached Alliance so he could stab them in the back cause he is gay.
>>149042298
i cant stand this guy, how fake he sound when pretending that everything is always perfect and good, he's the personification of passive-agressiveness
>>149042279neet?
>>149042567
Graveyard shift
I'm here for like 3/4 hours every day at work
What did he mean by this?
>disconnect
>press reconnect about 20 times
>every time it says "server has timed out" immediately
>eventually get back into game 15 minutes later of trial and error
>even though we're behind we win
>lose mmr because apparently i got an abandon
fuck you valve
no poor network conditions for that but i'll get it randomly at the end of a game ive won
>>149042819
He's probably upset by the doombringers purchase, and rightfully so
You know you had a good SWM game when you play on dire but dotabuff says you laned in radiant jungle
>>149029212
>black hands
get out here you disgusting nigger
What is it with those tryhard fags who get on mic and say passive agressive shit like "Hello? Can we get some wards please? Thanks. Sigh."
>>149043253
do you play on USE?
Americans say this shit all the time.
>>149036024
post match ID or a dotabuff link there's probably more to the loss than that
>>149036084
Ember can't solo hard carry late game. Radiant had a pudge and a kotl
>>149043253
Jesus, this
I'm a God-blessed red-blooded American patriot, but I'd rather have third-worldersinb4than the fucking whiny northerners who turn on the mic to sigh about trivial shit
>>149039430
All of these heroes are lame, im glad they are losing
>>149043253
MID NO GANG
>>148996608
because they build carry like retards
>>149043554
>tfw 90% winrate on BH in 3k all because I heard you're supposed to support
nice hero la
Reminder that nothing beyond "im doing poorly and its someone elses fault" gets typed in allchat and theres literally no point to not having it disabled
Did NEL die already?
>>149006590
shrapnel is still a hilarious meme
if you have a team to protect you, phase -> dragon lance -> moonshard -> rapier will win you the game
>>149036084
Everyone on radiant went for a retarded build:
Mobility meme Pudge instead of the new, superior, build.
Kotl went for pipe instead of greaves.
Retarded Skywrath build who also didn't go for greaves.
Stupid abbadon who can't make up his mind if he's a core or a support.
Ember with only 5 items at minute 45.
On your team:
Puck with blink plus other shit, he probably stoped dying at SW after buying linken's.
AA is always good.
Tide is always good, also notice that your team does have greaves.
Jugger is the hardest carry in the game and got equiped.
Kunka was allowed to almost complete his stupid OHKO build.
i just had a dream where i was looking for a store and i went past it so i pulled over to look at my phone for directions. a security guard sees me and comes over and says im not allowed to stop in the parking garage, and then starts says on his radio that im passing my bike off to someone in an attempt to flee. i started yelling saying hes stealing it. i started running after the thief yelling help help he stole my bike. just when i started becoming out of breath a man body slams the thief off of my bike. the man turns around and its SUNSfan he just looks at me emotionless like in the picture you know the one im talking about and then i wake up
>>149006590
>>149043806
literally free wins in Overthrow
I only see him lose when some 2k peruivan instalocks him and builds armlet shadowblade
How much longer until Dota 2 is dead?
>>149036084
>45 min game
>noone is 6slotted
???
rate this team
>>149043861
kys
>>149043741
yes it always dies in a week or two during every rendition of it
the quality of the games are really low thanks to everybody having huge egos and people would rather play pubs than wait for NEL games to fill
>>149043985
3 years or so
>>149044034
what does this mean? are you giving me a kiss?
>>149044408
ill suck your dick faggot
>>149044018
TWO singsings? legit
>>149043836
Nothing wrong with Skywrath's items outside of not having a veil. Personally don't like building greaves on that hero
>>148993081
http://www.strawpoll.me/10790987
>>149044757
Merlini Manta Style and the NA Dota rhyme are the two things that almost make me like Twitch chat
>>149044757
You're lucky you can't be racists against asians because they're the only successful societies beside whites
>>149044018
Better have medical staff on hand if these guys show up at your resturant. Gonna be guarenteed choking
>>149044792
25% underage
REEEEE
havent been to /d2g/ and havent been playin dota for two months.
where have all the memers gone?
>>149044923
dead thread
dead gamebut literally this time
>axe cant use items or move durning call
Literally fixed
>>149044862
>beside whites
there are only three
niggers always behind
hi!
>mid medusa is already lvl 7
>still hasn't ganked the sidelanes
>>149045342
just five more minutes of farm
>>149045342
>mid hero has to gank
2k bracket things
CSGO
IS
FUCKING
DEAD
ROFL
>more hero damage than this twitch streamer dogshit ls
>Have a game revolved around gambling
>Cant gamble anymore
Gotards on suicide watch
>>149045342
you should gank the midlane
the midlane shouldn't gank the sidelanes
>>149045980
try to explain that do 3k and 4k peruvians
>>149045980
what?
there are carry and support in top lane, carry and support in bot lane and a GANGER in the mid lane
>drow bans
>front page games "drow picker" is back as an insult
What is happening?
>>149046294
granted, the pic is few weeks old but you get the picture
"drow is bad" is a fucking meme
>>149046294
If you can keep enemies off her via good supporting/positioning, shes a monster
Tiny buffs when? Squishiest hero ingame honestly
>>149046468
I remember once winning a game against a 15-0 drow or something because he just built damage items and shadowblade, then died.
>>149046468
what is the best drow babysitter support hero? abaddon perhaps?
>>149046560
venge is pretty good
FREE damage, and swap is godly
>>149046560
Wisp, lion 2bh
why do brits have such a bad rep in dota? everyone i've played with has said at some point 'im surprised you're not a massive rager or self-righteous asshole like every other brit'
>>149046560
venge drow is ridiculously unbalanced. i'm currently on a 10 win streak in 4K party ranked with a friend in which we just tell our team to picked ranged give us safelane we're going drow venge. doesn't matter if you lose early you can just push people down and if you win early game it's generally over before 20 minutes because drow is doing nearly 300 damage at that point and nothing can stop her push
>>149046560
Visage of course. Shrek is pretty good too.
Why do people STILL build Manta on Medusa instead of the superior Greaves?
>>149046910
uhhh illus get a FREE split shot, and manta gives stats?
retard
>>149046560
the two headed ogre of attackspeed and slow with free stun man
>>149046708
i made this post and this is exactly what brits are all like
they're also shit at dota
>>149043253
if you ever played cod 4 on release and interacted with brits its basically the same crowd of shitters
>>149046910
Bloodstone is like a billion times better on Dusa than Greaves.
>>149047204
Stop this meme.
>>149047060
It's such a shame ogre is unpickable because he can barely do anything BUT babysit a carry in lane.
I mean sure, outskilling some scrub with a 4x stun is the greatest feeling in the world, but ogre is not the most flexible support in the game.
I'd say lion, just for that all round "I can spam my Q and you can't do shit to stop me, nerds" that the early game gives him,
>>149046910
phase > aquilla > dragon lance/preservance > radiance > linkens/manta/bkb/bfly/rapier/skadi/whatever the fuck you want
>>149047227
Well it's the highest mana regen item in the game. Mana Shield blocks 60% of all damage and Dusa rarely feeds any charges. Gives very high EHP.
>>149047379
>linkens/manta
>aquilla
BE GONE SUB OPTIMAL HEATHEN
>radiance
HALLOWED BE THE CABALISH ONE
>>149045764
>I played core lich vs a team of retards who let me get in free damage
Doesn't look like that ls did particularly bad
>>149047389
Skadi is twice the hp pool bonus (plus ~3.5 armor), and 100 extra mana. This on top of 25 damage and 25 attack speed. So bloodstone already starts behind.
>>149047426
I put them as situational. Linkens scales well with the hero and manta is decent in some lineups
Radiance is also godlike on the hero. More people need to try it.
>>149047575
Yet it does not offer you 200% + 12 mana regen on the spot. They're not mutually exclusive either. Bloodstone is an option for Linken.
>>149047649
>Radiance is also godlike on the hero
And what makes you think that?
>owg has 10x the postrate of the 'lag
>>149047649
>Linkens scales well with the hero
No it doesn't. Lotus orb does, and she doesn't even need to build it.
>manta is decent in some lineups
Such as?
Why are there no Japanese teams in Dota?
>>149047778
>japan
>PC games
>>149047379
this is how you build medusa:
wand
phase
aquila
maelstrom
anything else you want
skadi is always a fucking great 2nd or 3rd item
no point in getting radiance when you can get bfly, HOWEVER i'd think that if you get either, you're probably going to win the game anyway.
>>149047934
There are exactly zero heroes anymore that should build Ring of Aquila that shouldn't instead be building either RoB + infused drop or medallion
Exactly zero.
>>149047697
If you get it around the 16-20 min mark which is do-able if you're running her in a drow strat/early team fight team it amps up your team fight power. The only problem is that the aura obviously won't hit targets under stone gaze but the damage increase from the relic helps along with drow aura and some kind of lock down like a FV chrono or phoenix egg. Miss chance is also nice and helps you save some mana. You need to be having a good early game though if you miss the timing there's no point in going for it.
>>149047736
I forgot lotus orb as an optional build into for the preservence, whoops. Linkens is generally better because of the ult orb being stronger than a platemail, although the purge is nice which is what makes me consider it sometimes.
>manta is decent in some lineups
split push with the radiance or chip towers with the illusions. Purge is also nice and the stats are terribly useless for her either
>>149048065
One too many Australians to be honest
>>149048102
>chip towers with the illusions
yeah that's not a thing
>>149048065
who's moonmeander?
>>149048217
Thats weird, I see it happen all the time during t3 pushes when you don't want to commit/sacrifice a core
>>149048102
>chip towers with the illusions
I think even with 5 butterflies and the manta, the chip those illusions to towers would be like 10 damage per attack.
>wake up
>no new Thorin Dota 2 video
why gotards get the best talent
>>149048351
Its not the only thing you can use manta illusions for anyway. Point is the item is not useless on the hero, its not a core item you should get every game but it has its uses.
>>149005319
Made me feel good, thanks bro
>>149048456
Does anyone over 15 think Thorin makes quality videos?
>>149048509
Thorin that guy that says in 60 minute videos what could have been said in 5 minutes?
>>149048597
He is the person James could have been
gotta get the scraps than nothing
Guys
If batrider lassoes someone and then pudge hooks the batrider, does the lassoed guy also go due to lasso or will the lasso break?
>>149049082
READ
THE
FUCKING
WIKI
TEST
IT
OUT
IN
CLIENT
DO
IT
YOUR
FUCKING
SELF
>>149049142
>launching the dota2 client
>current year
pls. It's just a little question with a "yes" or "no" answer no need to go all butthurt about someone
>>149049215
?
JUST READ THE FUCKING WIKI YOU DUNCE
>>149047121
I can be passive aggressive but I think every brit in general is like that, I generally ask for stuff outright rather than dancing round it though, it's a game and I want to win. it's just from what most people tell me most brits don't aknowledge their mistakes and try and improve, just blame everyone else and claim they dindu nuffin
i'm on a huge winstreak, when is the forced 50 meme going to commit awful hate crimes and send me back to 3K?
>>149049360
What the fuck are you on about?
Brits don't play any vidya aside from FIFA and the latest tripple a shooters
>>149049215
>streamkekold cannot read
wow this general takes le 4channer contrarian hivemind so well
>>149043253
normally those people are right even though they are being complete faggots about it
What if there was an Australian team at TI?
>betting is dead right before TI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149004908
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
>wake up
>this thread is up
>shitpost a little
>go outside to catch some pokemons while taking a jog
>get home
>watch anime
>jerked off thrice
>sleep
>wake up
>thread still up
DOTARDS 2 IS DEAD AND THIS WILL LAST FOREVER , NOT EVEN TI CAN SAVE YOU
>>149049963
vpgame is still up and going, valve didnt send them anything
>>149050969
doesn't mean they wont get b& in 10 days
>>149051021
>valve not caving to the chinese
laughing my ass off at your life
>>149049963
You can still bet money though?
>>148993081
>http://www.datdota.com/
why is a website that's been dead for several months still in the OP?
>I 'm not good at carrying
>everyone else in my team picks non-carrys
>I HAVE to be the only carry
>enemy team has sniper and am
>mfw i have no face
>>149051774
it's temporary dead because valve asked them to stop parsing data because of compendium iirc
>>148995083
If you are in 3k for any amount of time you deserve to be there regardless of what role you play
>tfw LC got dumpstered by bmail changes meant to buff axee
>tfw LC is going to get dumpstered again by changes meant to nerf all these strength cores
>>149051947
valve's gonna kill dota
>>149052386
good
>>149052386
LC deserves to be dumpstered famalam
shes a fucking garbage hero
>>149052428
>>149052435
>Garbage heroes should be nerfed instead of made viable options
>>149052386
>>149052386
Shitters will keep jungling her.
>>149052519
t. 3K MMR jungle LC spammer
>>149052519
>half of LCs games are in the jungle
i honestly hope they one day nerf jungle farming
>>149052602
but i'm a 5.5k offlaneformer LC now Abbadonspammer
>go to sleep for 12 hours
>wake up
>thread still up
DEAD
GAEM
what if you could cast chronosphere irl
>>149025506
idk man don't post here anymore please stay on ur undertale board
hey!
>>149033414
>I just get really giggly and talkative.
this goes away when you become older and more rage filled
>>149051937
>pick support or offlane in 90% of my games because the team never does
>this time the team picks support and off lane
>literally do not know what to do
>get flamed and reported
What the fuck happened lads?
>people keep posting dead game bait posts
>It's not even netting them any (you)s
This is some weak ass shit
>>149054476
haha memes lmao xDDD
>>149054476
People want to fuck with valve and see how they make an io arcana
>>149054493
?
It's not bait, they're actually telling the truth
>>149054476
ebin memes Xd
>>149054706
>900k players online is daily peak
Literally just check players online chart for dota2.
>>149054638
>valve remodels particles and add tattoos/symbols to wisp
>"here's your arcana bruh"
>/r/dota2: "we trolled Valve so hard xD"
>mfw no sexy succubus arcana for some fucking reason
>>149054476
the same thing thats behind literally every decision that affects dota now
>>149054840
>mfw no sexy succubus arcana for some fucking reason
?
If they did a qop arcana I want them to do some weird ass demon shit
What if Mirana ult also hid heroes from minimap like pa blue does?
>>149054476
game got dominated by manchildren turbovirgins aka twitch viewers, they don't care about playing the hero, they wanna watch the arcana being used by someone else
>>149054840
>valve releases io """""""""arcana""""""""" cause there isnt much you can do with a ball except mabye make it turn into different shapes
>literally no one actually buys it cause io is a shit hero in pubs and has a god awful pick AND win rate
>we did it reddit Xd
>next year valve completely changes to arcana thing to make it so its not a vote anymore
wew lad what an ebin meme
>>149054964
>buffing a hero thats already first phase worthy in competitive play
?
>>149053301
Adelaide?
>complaining about dead game posting
no need to be thin skinned about it just accept it
>playing zeus
>winning game
>boss phones me, i'm trying to play and litsen to his shit
>start playing attention properly again
>aether lens is no longer in my inventory
what the fuck is going on, some spooky shit stole my aether lens
>>149006398
EZ escape under false promise: just build a shadow blade
>>149055273
ok I just watched the replay apparently when I was on the phone I put it down to arcane boots but didn't pick it back up again, it was just sat on the floor in our jungle for the next 20 minutes
>>149054838
look at these numbers valve are giving us, no chance that they're lying!!!1
>>149007309
whats that 100% in the corner for coconut? just before date and time?
>afk in woods
>wait for team to splitpush
>run in and refresher shaman wards their rax
>YOU HAVE BEEN DECREED AS INACTIVE AND WILL BE GIVEN AN ABANDON
>apparently you need to gain exp to be classed as active
WE WON THE FUCKING GAME
FUCK YOU VALVE
is there any way to get my mmr back
>>149007309
Can you please stop using that fucking ugly ass WM it's triggering me so hard
>>149055457
So you're telling that you just stood fucking afk in the enemy woods for over 5 mins, not even hitting the neutrals?
You deserved that abandon.
And yes, get your mmr back by playing the game properly and winning.
>DDC has 75% winrate as visage over 98 games in competitive
do you think he will play the hero at TI?
>>149055431
well there´s no point in arguing with you if you seem some conspiracy behind every thing just to prove your point
>What if sky is actually green but US goverment are putting hallucinogens to our water so we see it blue
>>149055794
>>What if sky is actually green but US goverment are putting hallucinogens to our water so we see it blue
wew
>>149055457
>literally do nothing for 5 minutes
>mad when you get an abandon
>there is even an item that gives you xp
wew lad
>>149055431
Jet fuel also cant melt steel beams, WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THE GOVURNMENT IS LYIN TO US!
>>149055794
makes you think
>>149055886
>>149055621
there was 6 slotted ember who would kill me if i showed myself, and we couldn't fight them
so i waited until they were fighting then came out of woods with smoke and took rax with ult
also can you tell me where the fuck it says not to play the game for more than 5 mins without gaining exp or you get an abandon? because nothing fucking tells you that does it
>>149056046
>literally dont even shock creeps for 5 (FIVE) minutes
kill yourself
>>149056046
That's because nobody who is actually playing the fucking game will not gain xp for more than 5 minsunless their name is bone7
>>149056046
>5 minutes
>5*12=60 neutral camps
>10*2=20 creep waves
>you managed to not get a single point of xp from that
e b i n
>>149055649
>Timber is meta
nah
>>149056046
what the fuck did you think would happen if you contribute absolutely nothing for an extended period of time? you would have been more useful leaving the game and giving your team you passive gold
>It's one of "I stayed up until 4 AM trying to win at least 1 game, but couldn't" episodes
Why do I even play this game doturds?
>>149056250
>>149056206
>>149056143
>>149056109
>run to lane takes about 1 minute
>hide in woods for about 1 and a half minutes
>take rax and get killed, still no exp
>dead for a minute
>running across map to their base to fight
>get some shit telling me im inactive while running
yeah nice game
What's the best calibration hero?
Calibration is based entirely on your kda and cs, winning or losing doesn't matter.
>>149035345
uh...everyone is playing invoker, tinker, timber and storm mid in 5k+. 4 heroes that all get fucking shit on by nyx. Also the hero is decent in general, being able to potentially stun people for 5+ seconds and render them manaless while being extremely difficult to kill in lane.
But mostly it's because storm and nyx are your only salvation against a good tinker player. nothing has the potential to fuck over tinker like a nyx.
Oh shitladder is tomorrow, Nice.
>>149056525
>timber gets shit on by nyx
>>149056496i
Calibration is based on your unranked you shitter, you only go up or down 300 or so anyway.
>>149056425
Yeah you're actually fucking retarded
It doesn't even count while you're dead
>>149040296
the best mids and offlaners and carries right now are all heroes that crush np singlehandedly. You just won't get anywhere as np when you are fighting against a team with a tinker, a slardar, and a tb on it. They push faster, they gank better than you, and there's no split pushing into a competent tinker.
4 or 7 decides which hero I autistically spam on my newly created steam account.
>>149056941
tinker, nobody in the game but you is allowed to have fun
>>149056941
techies
>>149056941
earthshaker
>>149056941
Buttrider
how do you stop a tinker who just tp'd to your lane and blinked into the trees, and is now spamming rocket+march, as a normal hero, say lich or jugg
>>149057129
Don't go in the lane alone if you can't deal with tinker.
>>149057129
>jugg
Buy Blink
>lich
lmao tp out
>>149057185
how do you deal with him
just let your tower fall? buy a blink? blademail?
>>149057018
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/aa/Tink_travel_02.mp3
>>149057243
>let your tower fall
>tinker
>tower damage
>>149057350
ah yes ill just walk into 5 stacks of march
>>149057243
pick LC and duel, buy orchid, anyone with silence or stun, prefferably stun if he has ghost scepter. Most important thing is to expect where he will be. You need to be patient and wait for him. Preferably jump at him right after he teleports to a creep
>>149056679
Uh, he absolutely does. timber chain will proc spiked carapace and move timber 0 units, which then sets up a full 5 sec+ stun, during which time nyx will be nuking and destroying timber's mana. While nyx is probably not going to solo kill a timber unless he does some kind of shitty dagon build, nyx can very easily prevent a timber from doing anything at all in a fight, especially once nyx gets an aghs and becomes next to immune to timbersaw.
Give me your strength doturds I'm pretty beat down lately.
>>149057546
Meditate and fuck a hooker
>>149057546
What happened 'non?
>>149057507
>Preferably jump at him right after he teleports to a creep
That's actually impossible to do if a competent tinker has blink. Unless i'm mistaken.
Tinkers always seem to blink instantly after they tp to me.
>>149056496
any hero that you WIN games. and remember to calibrate only when you're on the very high skill bracket
>>149057729
Uh, you do know you can put wards up on cliffs right, or just anticipate where he'll blink to.
>>149057129
You have to place wards on the edge of the map to see the trees, have a blink dagger, and anticipate the tinkers movements, so when he arrives and blinks into the trees, you are already there waiting for him.
>>149057749
>calibrate only when you're on the very high skill bracket
>not calibrating in 2k and climbing your way up
3k shitter who thinks he's hot shit because he calibrated at 4k and plays unranked detected
>>149057507
>implying you can jump him in the lane when he shift queues blink
the right way is to place anti-tinker wards along the edge of the map and kill him during the rearm. dont let his march cancel your blink when you try to duel or whatever.
I haven't played Dota in 6 months
>>149057660
I lost 100 MMR yesterday.
I need to get it back.
>>149057843
As a guy who actually did climb from 3.4k to 4.2k I would not wish that hell upon my enemies.
>>149057843
>mongoloid who will waste 2 years of his life grinding from 2k to 4k, carrying down syndrom, old people, crippled individuals, when you can make a new acc, play some games and calibrate at 4k
>>149057860
Good on you for not being a gameshitter.
>>149058024
if you're actually good at the game you can 1v9 and win easily
if you're a bad player who can only prop himself up on crutches go ahead and game the system fag
>>149057972
I've climbed from 1.5k to 3.8k so far
>>149057878
It could be worse, I'm on losing streak becuase I'm nervous as fuck for my finals, you'll get them back bro
>>149058024
>he didn't pay 10 dollars to do that anyway while retaining all of his items, hours, and more importantly, other games on the same account
calling valve jews is just a third-world excuse for being poor
>>149043836
>Jugger is the hardest carry in the game and got equiped.
2k speaks
>>149043836
reddit?
>>149043836
>jugger is the hardest carry in the game
?!
>no /d2g/ carry to support
>>149058985
i'd let you support me, but you're the kind of person that saves images of men wearing women's lingerie, and that's just too weird to bear thru
Can someone make a.new thread, I'm on my phone, lel
>>149059176
I don't save those kinds of things