/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

this game sucks.

>>148939802
Wording this

>>148939802
getting disconnected every 20 min sucks

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Reposting 4 new thread
Cliffhanger also sounds really good, I hope two choppers in as many weeks is enough to shut up MCfags for a while

>>148939802
Damn....

>>148939929
are they adding for cars to fuck up the custom classes some more?

>>148940026
Please retype this post and try not to have a stroke halfway through

>More overpriced shit
Amazing.

>>148940087
they increased how much it costs to upgrade bikes at some point.

Cliffhanger cost me 450k.

>>148940078
>Can't even see what words aren't supposed to be there
kek, it's pretty obvious what he's asking.

I wish gang attacks were worth while.
I wish they brought random supply crate drops back.
I wish there was freeroam stuff to do that could make you money if you don't already have money.

>illegally transporting tobacco and alcohol
>FBI gives that much a fuck

>>148940087

I miss it when $750k for a car was expensive.

>>148939802
Really makes me think...

>>148940386
Fucking FBI is cutting in on the ATF's jurisdiction anyway.

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GO FUCK YOURSELF ROCKSTAR

>>148940480
le fuck you players sincerely memestar

>>148940480
>Expect me to buy everything again
>Or to just have cars without actually being able to use them
Fucking cunts.

>>148940383
What? When and why did they remove Crate Drops?!?!

I'd also advise you don't buy the Tampa
Maybe I'm just bad but it really can't drift for shit
>>148940203
If he's trying to ask if there were any new cars added it's pretty fucking obvious that there were and I don't see why that is even a necessary question
>>148940627
Freeroam update removed all the old distraction, armored truck etc events bc they probably assumed people wouldn't want them any more
They were sort of right minus the armored truck event, that was a fun one albeit rare

So is the Tyrus be able to compete with the RE-7B? Because I know the RE-7B is the new fastest, but I really like McLaren's.

I might get both honestly, since meme menu's are coming back on Ps4 it seems. People are just teleporting everywhere over here. Part of me chalks it up to that glitch, that let's you use the creator tools in freemode, but it's literally like 1/3 of the lobby sometimes. And it's like a 17 step glitch. It can't all be glitchers.

And honestly, I welcome the meme menu's with open arms. Rockstar slapped the fuck out of everyone, yet again, with more overpriced cars this update. I hope the meme menu's come back and ruin the economy again, and Rockstar has to panic to fix it.

>>148940695
>If he's trying to ask if there were any new cars added it's pretty fucking obvious that there were and I don't see why that is even a necessary question
He's not mate, fuck. He's asking if there are any class breaking cars, like the RE-7B, or the BF400.
Also, I'm going to buy the Tampa just because I like the looks of it. Shame it sucks though.

>>148940768
brb being rich again

>>148940480
Jesus Christ, those stingy jews.

>>148940695
>we wouldn't want random world events
>instead, they want 1000 markers indicating retarded upside airplane challenges!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148940852
>Had over 663m
>log in for the first time in 2 years about a month ago
>20k in my bank
;_;

>>148940842
>BF400
>Class breaker

My Bati 801 fucks the shit out of BF400's.

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>>148940078
Ok my english is not good, but below

>>148940842
This is what i meaned

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>>148941054
it fits in more than one class, you dingus

>>148941054
>lying on the internt

>>148940768

Ask the PC players about meme menus. You don't want them back.

>>148940842
I don't know if it's me, but I get sent off flying on each bump with the BF400.

>>148941054
bf400 is best offroad now though

beats bifta and sanchez now

Oh, it just dawned on me that the Cliffhanger is essentially the bike Lester is describing in Pacistandard: Bikes - it's a fast as shit chopper that can't take a corner at all, I managed to get all the way to 3rd in a race with catchup on an unupgraded Cliffhanger and maintain it till the end when everyone else was using custom sports bikes
>>148940842
The updates barely been out for an hour, how would anyone be able to tell if something's class breaking yet?

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>>148940768
>Part of me chalks it up to that glitch, that let's you use the creator tools in freemode, but it's literally like 1/3 of the lobby sometimes. And it's like a 17 step glitch. It can't all be glitchers.

If you do it often enough, it can't be all that complex after a while.

The glitch has been popular for a little over a week now and the offenders always have the same abilities; spawning props/vehicles, teleporting, god mode, etc. They can't directly interact with your character as far we've seen, so for all we know it's still just a glitch.
>And honestly, I welcome the meme menu's with open arms. Rockstar slapped the fuck out of everyone, yet again, with more overpriced cars this update.

Where is all of this bitterness coming from? There are a handful of ways to get the money for this stuff in more or less a day. A lot of the better things in this game already cost more than others, so what did you expect?

>>148940768
>McLaren's.
>menu's
>let's
Consoleretards, everyone

>>148941054
Off-road dipshit.
>>148941227
>The updates barely been out for an hour, how would anyone be able to tell if something's class breaking yet?
Sometimes it's incredibly obvious. If you just take the RE-7B for a ride it's obvious pretty fast that it's way too fast in a straight line. And the cornering isn't shit either.

>>148941103
Who gives a fuck. The trucks can just run your ass over, you faggot.

>>148940768
>So is the Tyrus be able to compete with the RE-7B?
lol no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXa5BIhDemM

keep in mind that even if the spoiler glitch gets removed it'll still be faster than everything by a margin

>>148940480
>Have you been playing GTA:O non stop since it launched?
>Remember you can do it all over on a new character!
>What, you mean you didn't carry on playing the same content over and over and over and over non stop until you had everything you possibly could?
>Nothing nice for you. Just cars that cost more than houses. Buy shark cards :^)

>>148941428
Only if you fuck up so badly that they can catch up or something.

>>148941319
>The Tyrus isn't a McLaren

Your right. My bad. It's a McLaren mixed with Saleen elements.

Pcuck's everyone, always trying to act superior, even though the general was alot better back when they weren't around.

>>148941582
>>The Tyrus isn't a McLaren
>Pcuck's
>alot
I can't tell if this is an act or not. Either way, it's depressing.

>>148941582
(insert le epic the point your head webm)

What is the best Super for the no custom vehicles races?
Still the 7B?

>>148941829
My guess is the T20.

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>>148939741
jesus.

>>148941942
>aboriginals on my GTAO

>>148941285
The bitterness is because they keep releasing cars that break your fucking bank every update. As if the game wasn't a fucking grind to begin with. Cars should never have went over 1.5m.

The best part is, they're doing it on purpose.

>Release the X80 for 2.7m stock
>Release 3 more cars, all over 2m, except the one that is 5k off, not 3 weeks later
>And best of all, if you don't have one of the new expensive ones, you are 100% going to lose to somebody who does.
>Fuck over the legit players
>The people over level 1000 with billions of hacked money aren't being banned, even thoygh their characters have been blatantly modded
>Buy shark cards goyim :^)

This is why I'm bitter. If they aren't willing to ban the ones who obviously have hacked shit, while simultaneously fucking the ones who don't cheat, then fuck them, I'll hack too.

>>148941858
I guess the spoiler helps in normal races, but for Stunt ones where top speed is more helpul than traction? I guess any on the new race cars are quicker than the T20.

>>148942092
The new ones are only slightly faster than the T20, I don't think that will matter significantly. If anything, it would be the X80.

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>>148942079
>you are 100% going to lose
???
Git gud lad, learn to drive, you'll put an unupgraded Fusilade in 3rd place against turbofaggots.

>he doesn't win races in the FMJ

>>148942182

You still lost by a margin, though.

>>148942092
RE-7B stock form matches a fully upgraded T20. It's fucking rediculous. It's downright sickening. These new cars have fucking destabilized the whole damn super class. No if's, and's, or but's.

>>148942282
Indeed, I don't have any performance upgrades on my Fusilade, and first place had full house, while second atleast had a turbo.
Stats-wise, I was the slowest car on the field, possibly second because of the Buffalo.

>>148942313
Top speed or as a whole? Because I doubt that a fully upgraded RE-7B would gain so little then if it's about top speed.

>>148942182
>3rd place is "winning"
>Fusilade in a super race

Are we playing the same game?

>>148942336

Sounds like you need to git gud, mate. If you don't get 1st with the Faggio, Bullet or Stinger, then I don't respect you.

>>148942381
>sports class
>super class
stop being a shitter and play more than one car class anon.

>3rd place
Let's see you win in a stock fusilade against upgraded cars.

>>148942441
>abloo bloo bloo
here's a (you).

>>148939929
drift tampa is a benny's "upgrade" or a seperate car?

>>148942370
I said matches it, not beats it. I was racing a bright yellow T20 earlier, with the RE-7B stock, literally nobody was gaining on the other until I caught a slipstream and passed him right near the end. I was disgusted. I even got a mean message from the guy who got 2nd.

I quit singing my sync song in pure shock and disbelief after I passed him with a stock car.

>>148941225
>beats bifta and sanchez

Sanchez has always been the best, still is.

>>148942607
>still lying to the internet

>>148942497

>abloo bloo bloo

Compelling argument, Mr. 3rd Place.

>>148942545
separate
>>148942595
>sync song
i thought i was the only person that sings while playing races

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>>148942079
You've got a point about some of the other stuff, but

>And best of all, if you don't have one of the new expensive ones, you are 100% going to lose to somebody who does.

That simply isn't true. The new race-cars have an edge, but you aren't guaranteed a loss if you don't have any of those three super cars.

It might be a lot harder to win if you get stuck in the player-pit at the starting line, but it isn't impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEX0iPteJ-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHBDzrlugwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjwF9BbhtU

The new cars have crazy acceleration, but they aren't shit for top speed. Provided the race is long enough and/or has straightaways, you can eventually overtake them.

>>148942595
>I said matches it, not beats it.
And I'm saying that upgrading a RE-7B should do more than add 2mph to its top speed. Seems wrong.
>slipstream
Yeah, seems like an unreliable race to test that shit.

>>148942595
>mods only effect acceleration stats
>is somehow surprised that top speed hasn't changed
???
you can max out almost every super's acceleration.
>>148942662
>Abloo bloo bloo
(you)

>>148942667
lol so much for consistency

>900R is an upgrade
>sultan RS is an upgrade
>tampa isn't
>omnis has no regular version sold at 100k

>>148942497
I do play more than one class. In fact, the new Omnis has made sport my new favorite class.

But I think you misunderstand. You can't race an Omnis in the same race as an RE-7B. As far as I know.

>Let's see you win in a stock Fusilade

Nice goalpost moving. The claim is that 3rd isn't winning. Not whether or not I could do it. Which I probably could.

You're giving off a serious shitter vibe. Lemme guess, you fly Hydras in freemode?

>>148942786
>he doesn't know that the Audi Rally was sold as a production car
"The Audi Sport Quattro S1 was a Quattro programme car developed for homologation for Group B rallying in 1984, and sold as a production car in limited numbers."

>>148942875
>you can't race an omnis
>everything is 1:1
If I can beat elegys in a stock fusilade, it's not a big jump of logic to conclude you don't need best-in-class to win super races.

>goalpost moving
you do it.
>3rd not winning
Don't care, I beat more people than I lost to.
Positive ratio is a win, first through third is a win.

Holy anecdotes batman

>>148943059
nice quoting robin.

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>>148942718

>>148942667
It helps. I tend to get ancy during races, singing helps me chill and go into a trance like state.

Every time I have a sync song to sing while racing I win. Like 95% of the time.

When I don't sing my sync songs, which are almost always by Ween, my odds usually drop to around 50-50.

It really helps somehow.

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>>148943119
here's another bone stock win (^:

>>148942997
fuck I miss homologation rules, that's insane.

still, I'd have liked to have a more toned down version, like the A2 Quattro

>>148943093
I'd have to quote half the thread, so instead I'm just going to throw that out there

>>148943206

>9F Cabrio

I respect that. Alright, you might have an idea of what you're doing. Do you own a Faggio?

>>148940480
The game has been out for 2 years. I've had 100 cars after 1 year, you dumbasses. Don't you want me to spend money? It's not like the garage is what's expensive. Also, the Lynx somehow went from a listing of 425,000 to 801,000 to a final releasing price of 1.7 million.

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>>148943218
Agreed anon
>still no integra

>>148943265
no, i only have 2 car garages right now, I'm going through the entire list of properties to find comfy.

>>148942997
The game doesn't count a win unless you're first.

>3rd place
>Hurr durr I win because I didn't lose hard as the rest of the lobby

No. Do you understand?

>>148943354

What platform are you on? I'd like to fight you for not owning a Faggio.

where can I look up which cars can get a princess bubblegum livery?
I know Rockstar would like me to just buy all cars, put livery on them and then decide which one to keep, but I'd like a more sensible solution

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>>148943420
>the game
Good for it, first through third are winners in races.
4th doesn't get a consolation prize at track day.

>>148943462
PC
catch me if you can

>>148940768
Ive been trying to figure out the meta a bit


These 3 cars have SUPER traction, but give up acceleration and top speed for it compared to the other supercars. The idea is you dont ever crash and carry your speed as much as possible.

-RE7B- Medium turning radius, medium top speed. It comes up 1st for brougy because its simply the most balanced car. Acceleration from a standstill is this cars big weakness.
-Tyrus- best acceleration and top speed of the 3, worst turning radius
-ETR1- Better turning radius than RE7b, acceleration on par with re7b, but gives up a bit of top speed for it. MAYBE the best for technical tracks. Spoiler falls off super easy? Need to test this more.


FMJ- The king of sharp turns with not enough traction to use it. But it makes up for this buy having a much higher speed and acceleration than the ETR1 or Entity. This one may still dominate on extremely technical tracks where high speed traction is less of an issue. This I think is in the same class as the ETR1. Maybe the entity.
Reaper- I have no idea, its acceleration is pretty good, and its grip is decent, but its turning radius is on par with the proto (which is pretty bad). Its a very stable car compared to the proto though.
Proto- long straights with some turning sections
811- long highway races only

Its worth noting a lot of the new cars are very light. (zentorno adder, entity are like 1400-1900 lbs, the proto is 900, same as the voltic, re7b and tyrus now the lightest car, easy to bully)

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>not getting 1st place counts as "losing"

>>148943575
Sultan RS. That's it.

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>>148943589
>811
>only new car I actually care for in the update
why live

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>>148943628
That is to make this casual game as TryHard as possible.

Truly the /no fun/ of all times.

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>>148943628
suck it shitter

>>148943589

Those 3 should have been in their own fucking class. I can no longer race with the T20. My life is ruined.

>>148943587
>*ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE*

This is a VIDEO GAME. It doesn't matter how it works in real life racing, because GTA is not real life. The game counts it as a loss, so it is a loss. It's bullshit, I know, but it's still a loss.

Nobody else knows about the other "wins" on your record. They're just losses to everyone else. If it makes you feel better to say that you won, then fine, but deep down you know you didn't.

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>>148943905

>>148943961
>i have assburgers: the post

Anyone doing heists?

(PC) - Nebular_Kektus

>>148943628
>Being the spot under a first place loser is "winning"

>>148943961
>denial
Stop being a shitter because you always come in 4th place.
Track day is something I do IRL, track day rules are something I apply to GTA.
>game stats
my game stats also say I have 300 wins and over 700 losses, And over half of those are second/third place finishes.
I don't really care about muh in-game stats, they're as bullshit as the pricing on the cars.

>>148943986
First time replying to this whole stupid argument.
If you're not in first, you lose by game standards. It doesn't matter how well you do in your stock foosilaydee, if you aren't coming first you are a loser. It is not asperger's to understand how a game works.

>>148944045

Well, if you get 2nd or 3rd at a tournament, you can't say you won it. You can only say you were a runner-up.

>>148944079
it is assburgers if u type like a fuking faggot

where do you see the updated stats for bennis upgraded versions of cars? the game itself doesn't indicate any upgrade to stats. It seems as if all you're getting is the lowrider hydraulics and access to interior mods

>>148944079
>being this mad that someone can win in a non-best in class vehicle

>>148944106
If you're 2nd you're a first place loser. If you're third you might as well get the participation medal.

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>>148944056
>>148944045
>>148943961
>>148943587
>>148943420
>>148942997
>>148942875
>>148942497
>>148942441
>>148942336
NO ONE CARES YOU SHITTERS
CHECK MY SICK ZENTORNO FASTEST CAR IN THE GAME I ALWAYS WIN AND ALSO AT LIFE

>>148944208
>brown streak railroading
how ironic

>>148944208
its shit

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Autism

>>148944138
Benny's only adds enough power to make a difference with 2 cars. The Sabre Turbo & the Banshee 900R. The rest is so little, it doesn't matter.

>>148944208

I once painted my Zentorno in chrome with a hot pink pearlescent. I was the ultimate shitter.

>people killing each other for medical supplies

glad to beta test gta: sudan

>>148944324
You mean the Sultan

>>148944324
sabre turbo becomes best in class with the custom though, but other than that yea

>>148944376
The Sultan is piece of shit and one of the worst supers in the game.

>>148944384
disregard i cant read

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>>148944330
this is what my elegy looked like when I was on ps3
>tfw transferred

>>148944432
>im a retard that keeps posting: the post

>>148944503
He said that it only makes enough of a difference to matter for the Banshee and Sabre which is true, they're not really worth using before upgrading but become pretty good afterwards. The Sultan does not become good after upgrading. I don't see how he's a retard.

>>148944324
I wish the Sultan RS didn't get dumped into the super class. It's not bad. Then again, the Drift Tampa isn't bad either except it's in sports.

>>148944056
Track day is something I do in real life as well, but I don't take it upon myself to apply real life track day rules to a video game with a different ruleset. I'll say it again for you: GTA is not real life.

You shouldn't apply rules to things that aren't the rules of that thing. For instance, the rules on the highway say I can go 65. I don't apply that to the road in my neighborhood.

>300 wins and 700 losses

I don't race much in GTA, admittedly, but my game stats say I have 87 Wins, and 92 losses.

And over half of the 92 losses are 2nd and 3rd place. But I don't go around claiming I won those, and that I have a 1.6 ratio, when the game clearly shows, by it's rules, that I have a .94 ratio.

>>148944585
>it doesnt become good
try it again bud

>>148944495

How does it look now? Mine is a dark green with a platinum pearlescent. Looks pretty cool. Especially since green is the worst color.

>>148944585
Don't reply to spam.

>>148944642
stop replying

>>148944659
I'm on the shitter right now but I went with a full orange non pearly mettalic and flat white wheels.
Nothing fancy but I like it more than my galaxy blue

>>148944703
>i cant refute it so ill just label it spam!!!!!!!!

congrats, u seem to have autism

>>148944707
Fantastic argument. Truly well thought out discussion.

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>>148944821
glad we could come to an agreement

>>148941227
new bike is pretty cool

>Drift Tampa
>Completely planted.
>The original Tampa is actually able to drift.
>Sports class.

Well, it's ded.

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>>148944642
>I'll say it again ; GTA is not real life
And why can't I apply real world rules to my GTA experience? Is it against the handbook?

>I don't race much
so you don't really have much room to argue.

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>>148944965
Rockstar, what are you doing?

>>148945028
I saw that you're only a level 50 so you must be pretty new, but even I comprehended this after only a few races - it's not that hard to understand the following: If you aren't 1st place you might as well be last. Real life is literally irrelevant to this discussion. You can't apply real world rules and say "Look at me I beat all these shitters in a stock fusilade lolol" when you didn't actually beat anyone.

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>>148945243
>everyone who makes a new character is new
did you not notice the image you replied to is dated to April 14th of 2015?

>>148945028

You can, you just shouldn't go bragging to everyone else about your 3rd place "wins", and telling people to "git gud" when you aren't even good enough to accept your own losses.


>You aren't allowed to have opinions on things because you don't do them very much

Nice. I suppose I can't have an opinion on politics, and argue in favor of my viewpoint, because I don't do politics ever.

sheeiit.

>>148945278
Then that's even worse that you have been playing for that long and still cling to the notion that you're winning if you don't come in 1st

>>148945367
>git gud
>refuses to git gud
Let's see those bone stock fusilade wins boys.

>>148945403
>Over double the losses to wins
>Telling others to git gud.

Wew.

>>148945395
>cling
I've already acknowledged for game stats purposes, anything that isn't first is a loss.
I've already acknowledged for real life purposes that I don't care about game stats, and first through third is winning.
I'm sorry you can't seem to keep up with this conversation.

>>148944965
just turn normally like your following racing lines, dont use the handbrake at all. It "drifts" for you. Rockstar hates gameplay.

>>148945470
>b-but muh W/L ratio
Do you also drop into passive mode as soon as your precious 1.1 kd/r is about to go negative?

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>>148945546
>mfw 3 something kd
not sure how i got it tbqh

>>148945546

Weren't you the one making up a fake ratio for himself so he didn't feel bad about losing?

>1.1 kd

It's actually a 1.7 K/D thank you very much.

I don't ask for people to fuck with me, but when they do, I make sure to kill them until they either learn their lesson, or leave the lobby.

>>148945707
same way I got my race ratio, by having fun instead of worrying about stats.

>>148945730
>fake ratio
Not really, I never even made up a ratio, I estimated one, nobody seemed to disagree with it.
still waiting on that bone stock fusilade race desu.

>>148945796
>Bone stock Fusilades are the only way to prove you're good
>He says with a .4 Win loss ratio

Lol. Maybe if you'd quit fucking around with shit cars to prove a point, that is basically irrelevant to begin with, maybe you wouldn't have to estimate fake ratios.

>I lose more than 2 times as much as I win
>B-but I got a stock Fusilade win against 4 people
>A-am I good yet guys?

>>148946068
>driving a shit car and beating flavor of the month cars is the only way to prove you're not a shitter
ftfy
>he says with a 0/0 w/l ratio

Lol, maybe if you'd stop shitting around with best-in-class cars and have some fun, you'd have a non-irrelevant point.
Maybe you would be able to post a simple picture showing your position in the race and this argument would be over, but you must argue countless trivialities.

>I win
>I got a stock fusilade win against 8 people

So why do you have to lie about a picture posted in this thread?
>a-am i g-good enough guys?

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Anyone else seeing this? Or is it just me?

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>>148945546
Gotta love easy wins

>>148946479
>flavor of the month
>taking a picture of your screen with your phone

Kek'd/10

>>148946479
>consolecuck

ROFL

>>148946518
literally nothing wrong with driving an omnis or tropos

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>>148946474
think it's just you anon, I got in no problem.

>>148946329
>Omnis is best in class
>Omnis isn't fun

Omnis is 17th in its class. And it is fun. Otherwise I wouldn't use it. If I wanted top of class performance I'd use a Jester Racecar or something.

>You have to use shit cars to have fun
>You have to prove to me, the guy with a .4 ratio how good you are

Ahahahaha. You can jerk off over your Fusilade wins against "8" people all day if you want, it won't change that you're bad, and have to estimate your own win/loss ratios to cope.

Git gud :^)

>>148946667
>literally nothing wrong with driving an omnis
tue
>Literally everything wrong with racing FOTM
also true
when you could win in a Tropos.


>>148946758
>he uses FOTM
even worse, you probably think you own a kurumeme ironically as well.

>>148946841
better to drive 'FOTM' aka i can't afford anything unless it's on sale so i'll make fun of people who can) than to drive hipster shit like the fusilade that's neither pretty nor fun to drive

>>148946937
>he defends FOTM
I kek'd.
>he doesn't base his GTA cars off of cars he's owned IRL
Crossfire SRT-6 was my first vehicle, I liked it.

>>148946841
>Using a fun car is bad because it just came out and everyone else is using it

So are you saying you wait until something loses popularity to use it? You dont use popular things? That would explain your whole Fusilade fetish I guess.

The only armored car I've owned was a Schafter V12.

>>148947157
>using a boring car is boring because everyone else is using it
ftfy, not everyone wants a homog'd group b.

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>>148946656
Mate, consoles are full of easy wins and kiddies who can't corner

I've nearly got a positive win ratio because of it

It's great

>>148946978
legitimately how do you manage to have such shit taste you ridicule people who drive amazing looking cars like the stratos and quattro but unironically like how a fucking crossfire looks? is this a meme?

>>148947261
>liking your first car means you liked how it looked
not everyone likes cars because of aesthetics.
Dogpoop was a mean boy after he got his supercharger.

>>148947226
>Not-an-Audi-Quattro
>boring

Haha.

>car purists

get ovr it ya cux

>>148947338
>it's not boring to me so it can't be boring to anyone else!1!
Veloster Rally > Quattro group b.

>>148942182
You didn't win, and to be honest the sports class is not as elitist as the supers one, where only 3 vechicles are competitive right now.

>>148942497
>stop being a shitter and play more than one car class anon.
>a shitter is now a person who enjoy racing with cars he prefer.

End yourself.

>>148947393
i don't think anyone's being a purist here
majority are just laffin at this guy with shit taste who's angry he can't get 1st place

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>>148947304
Oh great now he's gonna go on about how he buys cars that mean something to him or something.

This is too good to be a meme.

Is there a reason why the motorcycles in this game turn like 4 year old kids on meth?

>>148947476
>you didn't win
Yes I did.

>End yourself
u 2

>>148947525
>he doesn't buy cars he likes
so do you just not buy cars?

>>148947579
Nice arguments you got there, retard.

Go win another 3rd place.

>>148947626
I did.
Happy?

>>148947579
I buy cars I like, but then people get mad because they're the 'FOTM' or something.

Seriously are you like braindead?

>they're still going
Waste yourselves

>>148947479
>>148947637
Wow and angles and after effects
are you photographer

>>148947673
Oh great now he's gonna go on about how he buys cars that mean something to him or something.

This is too good to be a meme.

>>148946518
Massacro is my main vehicle of choice.

Not my fault I wanted to try out a car that was memed into a game,

>>148947760
>it's not my fault I wanted
literally what

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>>148947737
Nice one. So it's safe to say you've just devolved into pure shitposting at this point huh.

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Reminder that i did it.

What have you done recently?

>Just doing random heist setups via board for shekels
>Rank X00 people
>Still can't drive for 10 seconds without hitting something
?

>>148947881
>>148947525
just following your example, anon.
implying this hasn't been all shitposting anyway

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>>148947881
>Nodding_Naruto

>>148947885
Ur mom.

>>148947943
Not all of it. A good 85% was shitposting. But not quite all.

Cars are shit, Tampa would've been good in Muscle class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V34lMWK5alU

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>>148948214
fair enough.
mcdonalds fusilade is best fusilade

Is there a way to not have the Sabre Turbo drift like a wild child?

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>finish up r* editor shots for the night and decide to sell my drift tampa then go to bed
>spawn in a freeroam lobby and head towards an LSC and spot a kuruma
>hope to drive on by and just take the brunt of the expenses for the pot shots they take at me out of the total selling cost of the tampa
>the bullets spawn explosions that instantly blow up my car
i guess i'll just sell it tomorrow

>>148948442
don't hammer on the gas during turns, don't whip it around corners, use your joystick and flick it towards the way you want to turn, bringing it back to a neutral centre after every flick.
don't drive it like a super.

>>148948513
>joystick

Okay, I mean what tires do I get on it?

>>148948578
>tires
Whatever ones you want, offroad are slightly better for turning.

>>148948608
There is a hierarchy of tires when it comes to drifting/turning.

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>>148942079
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>>148948273

Good show lads. Truly a shitpost chain for the records.

>>148948660
>drifting
in gtaV?
Never heard that one before, on PS3 they were better for racing because they were thicker and could absorb curb impacts better, nothing about turning.

>>148948273
I still don't like that car. Although the color is kinda nice.

>>148948608
>offroad are slightly better for turning.
No they aren't, all tires are the fucking same.
>>148948660
That's even more wrong.

>>148948846
lol ok bud

>>148948818
I mean, it's hard to like. The design reminds you of a pooping dog.
As I said, I had one in real life and I really liked driving it, why not get one in GTAV? Plus back when PS3 released the Fusilade was one of the better sports cars. Elegy, Coquette, 9F, and Fusilade.

>>148948946
I'm glad I never had a shit car like that. Dad wanted me to be a Miata guy like him.

We got me a Miata. It never passed inspection, so I don't count it as my first car since I never got to really drive it. So up until I was 18, I didn't have a car.

So around 3 months ago we went and bought a Camaro SS 45th Anniversary Edition. The deal is that I pay half the payment, and all my insurance, I get to keep the car. I doubt he would've helped me with this if he hadn't had a Z28 when he was my age though. They were kinda shitty back then though.

Lucky me. And this is how I spend my off days. Shitposting for hours.

Is there a torrent or MEGA for the entire playlist of songs on Los Santos Rock radio?

>just past first turn 5 seconds into race
>you have been lapped by ???
>??? has finished in 1st place

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>>148949348
>owned a miata
Respectable
>he fell for the GM meme
I giggled.

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the tampa is pretty nice but i could really go for a dominator classic

>>148949619
Do we really have to start shitposting again. I literally just loaded up astroboy on Hulu.

>>148949726
>anime cuk

>>148949726
You're the one who decided to make a blog about a pigfat Camaro without a track package.

>>148949774
Alright fine.

>One a Japanese meme bored
>using "LE ANIME IS BAD MEME"

Ebin. Simply ebin.

>>148949793
Camaro's aren't for tracks. They're for straight lines.

Dad's shitty Miata is for tracks. Although the engines out.

Does the sabre turbo stay classed as a muscle car when you upgrade it at Benny's?

>>148950109
>can't get a miata to pass inspection
>he doesn't know the track package is a performance package for the camaro
I'm laughing at your entire life mate, I can't wait until you drain daddy's bank account dry.

>>148948214
>Ur mom.
S A V A G E
A
V
A
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>>148950115
what else would it become? also custom st is top in muscle class, as a hint

>>148950290
Sports or super. The Banshee 900R and Sultan RS become supers when upgraded.

So does the drift Tampa actually drift, or its a ruse?

>>148950226
He's got like 3 Miatas. The shit one we bought for me that apparently has worn rings in the engine or some shit and burns oil, which needs an entire engine replacement.

The old one thats been in the garage for 6 years, and the one that is getting a V6.

He makes like 230k a year. Camaro is costing him 200 a month and me about 435 if you add insurance. I doubt it'll dry his wallet out any time soon.

Probably supercharge it in a year or 2.

I'm laughing at your poorfag lifestyle with a crossfire as ur first car.

>>148950634
buy it and check it yourself :^)

>>148950634
it's a ruse. drifting is impossible with the babbyphysics in gta.

>>148950645
>being this insecure about your pigfat "supersport" camaro
Still laughing at your life mate, you can't fix a miata, you didn't get a GT350R, and you're trying to reassure yourself that daddy will buy you the parts you need to be cool on /o/ again.

>>148950290
Sports, Super, Van, whatever the fuck Rockstar would feel like. Not like there's any consistency with it.

>>148950735
You got me red handed. The insecurity is real.

Also no. /o/ are the guys that still wanna pretend that manuals are still better than modern automatics.

>>148950986
>letting the bait fall this far
so you bought an autotragic GM V8?
Loving every laugh, I truly hope you never have to think about fixing that one yourself.

>Random heist board takes me to a Prison finale
>Get made the Prisoner
>Some rank 260 guy wants to be the officer
>Noob on demo & random 80 something as pilot
>Officer wants to be the terminator
>Pilot dies somehow
>Ask the officer if he could drop me a rifle this time
>"I don't want you to feel useful"
>K.jpg
>Kills the 3 guys at the start, I move forward and kill the one on the catwalk
>"Oh you want to race. Okay I will do nothing and when you die I'll leave"
>Because I asked for a gun and killed 1 guy
>K.jpg
>Proceed through tackling noose at range as best an AP pistol can
>Officer clearly asshurt that I didn't just fall over dead or beg him to save me whips out a minigun
>Pilot dies again
>Everyone leaves
How can people still fail the heists?
And how do people keep managing to 1 up each other or the douche scale when I think its at its peak?

>>148951101
>Come out of the lobby
>Mechanic decided to park my car inside the prison
Just when I thought the officer had taken the douche cake.

>>148951045
Nah. Camaro is a manual. Kinda wish it wasn't. Cup holders are in the way of the shifter.

But it doesn't change the fact that new autos beat new manuals every time.

>>148951207
>bait
it was fun before you showed your colors, Corey.
Cya, here's a (you) before I go.

>>148951275
>It was all a hologram

Two questions about the dominator race car.

Can you remove liveries? Does it drift?

>>148951368
>1
No I don't think so
>2
It powerslides. maintained drifting isn't a thing in the game.

>>148951368
If by drift you mean spin out on a light turn, then yes.

>>148951445
>>148951450
So, outside being the fastest muscle car, it blows ass. Okay.

>>148951591
Have you never seen a mustang?

>>148951591
>aside from being the best, it sucks

>>148951591
Muscle cars are not for turning. Why don't people understand this.

>>148951786
because muh nurburgerking
also desu hitting a turn at 80 is more fun than cruising at 120.

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>>148939741
post favorite cars
anything goes

>>148951754
>Only top speed matters
Dipshit.

>>148952352
might as well, we're in /gtag/ after all

>>148952134
[Verlier.jpg]
Because I'm not on my PC.
Also the Banshee 900R

>>148951591
>>148951786
>>148951902
Mustangs are very, very good at cornering!
They love turning so much, sometimes they corner even when going in a straight line!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lJILEMQqO4

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>>148952426
I got you on the Verlier senpai
>tfw haven't even bothered to do any of benny's customizations because having too much fun ricing base game cars
fuck me right?

>tfw 4 Benny's cars
Some please take my wallet away

>>148952518
>They love turning so much, sometimes they corner even when going in a straight line!
If you manage to control that, then that's pretty cool though. Obviously they don't, but just saying.

>>148952536
Yeah fuck you.

>>148952352
It's the 2nd best muscle car around a track and has one of the highest top speeds in the game even above most supercars, you fucking smartass; and yes you can drift with it if you lower it manually

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>>148952134
fav car and my character

>>148953224
Looks like a feminist who would enjoy being pegged by his gf. Nice car though.

New cars are out fags

>>148953559
We know fag

>>148953094
>It's the 2nd best muscle car around a track and has one of the highest top speeds in the game even above most supercars, you fucking smartass
Did I say otherwise?

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>do race with no assists
>no custom cars either
>lynx and tampas are out
>lynx gets btfo by tampa even though it's based Gamefreak is driving

It's the X80 all over agiain

>>148954993
>1.7 million for a car that's Futo tier around a track
GG C*

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>>148939741
nothing else seemed appropriate.

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>tfw comfy home away from the city, right by Mt Chiliad
feels comfy man

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>>148954993
don't worry at least it might sell for a lot!

I can't get that fucking DEJA VU eurobeat shit out of my head and it's pissing me off

>>148955918
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

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>>148955801
Sold my Omnis and Massacro for it

I've finally become the salt

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>Almost a million funbuckaroos for the Tampa

Does it at least have a lot of body modification options?

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>>148952134
Custom Buccaneer aside, these are my favorites right now.

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>>148956315
NO

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>>148952134

Matchmaking is fucked again just like it was last Tuesday and the couple days after. Stunt races must be really popular with the normies if they break the servers every time a new race and car is released now.

>>148956471
If you're talking about the drift Tampa
It has none

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>Tampa Drift
>actually turns tighter than a newborn pussy

>>148957023
I think I can pass on it then unless it goes on sale.

why doesn't simian send me the "steal this or that car" sms anymore?

>>148957334
Your ass isn't as tight as it used to be

>tfw can't stop duping
>garages full of dupes and several millions in bank already

Please R* fix this glitch already, i can't stop duping, i lack self-control. I don't even enjoy the game anymore.

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>>148954993
"Picking the Lynx was a mistake"
-gamefreak

>>148957197
>tfw you actually like Aidan but people think he's a bad actor cause of this movie

Fuck it

>looking forward to finally getting the F-Type
>$1.7m

Fucking jews. When did R* decide to stop basing vehicle prices off their real life counterparts?

>>148958689
Around the time of the heist update.

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>>148957939
"..."
-Gamefreak

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>>148952134

>>148958848
Will you ever speak mate?

>>148958740
Those greedy fucking jews need another mass culling.

Wish you could take the Futo to Benis.

Can you remove Tyrus liveries?

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>>148959617
all except the windshield one

looking for crew invite
[PC]paytond20

>>148952134
too blue?

>>148957512
>duping
can you elaborate?

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>>148959790
>Pisswater will always be on your winshield

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>>148960330
>tfw im an idiot

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>Half the lobby is teleporting around with the creator menu glitch

Help

>>148960738
huh?

>>148941942
>mfw the jenkum bottles are almost full again

>>148961491
You do two fan fulls?

>>148961491
I just looked up what jenkem was. I wasn't ready.

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>>148961068
At least 50% of the players in the session matchmaking has placed me in, are currently using a content creator menu glitch to teleport to different locations on the map.

>>148957512
theres no way to bypass the 48 minute wait yet right

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>>148961626
i got 2 chemical barrels
>>148961665
i'm glad there are still minds to corrupt in the world

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>ps4 free roam
>Kuruma offers me a ride
>get in
>teleport everywhere
>webm related
And I thought this was just a meme, first time I encountered this exploit and luckily the guy doing the glitch wasn't hostile .
Be careful out there, lads.

Prison heist for ps3? n0sekissed

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>>148961815
>friend a guy on here
>join one of his games
>he's alone with his other friend
>other friend tping all over map doing vip work for him

>>148961815
>Piracy Prevention
>Fags keep just teleporting on
>Actually a slight challenge
>Still win anyway

Fuck this is anoying. I'm all for exploits and hacks as long as I get money from it.

Is there a way to force a private lobby? I'm not getting 111 crates cucked.

>>148962032
http://imgur.com/a/3ju3z
do this shit for both in and out, may have to restart the game

>>148960269
Gotcha

>>148961706
>that glitch is back
Please don't tell me they can place invisible props too

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shit! new cars? any good? missed the hype

what's going on?!

>>148962360
They're shit.

>content creator exploit running rampant on consoles
>QT and other 'pcuck' shitposters are suddenly very quiet
I'm not one for feeding that particular war but this does feel like poetic justice.

>>148962360
they're overpriced, underpowered and not very moddable

>>148962360
Two cars
One bike
New stunt suit
Couple new stunt races

>>148962457
>QT and other 'pcuck'
It's literally just one guy.

How do you actually play a fucking stunt race on this piece of shit game?

Every time I try join one it just puts me in an empty game as host.

Are you supposed to launch it through quick job via the phone?

I just want to play a fucking stunt race with other people, why is this so fucking difficult??

>>148939741
>tfw don't mind superdeeduperexpensive cars because I don't have to pay 60 dollars for a season pass to access them

Atleast GTA's content is free.

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>>148962457
>>148962360
kek

>>148960339

An exploit to make money faster and easier.

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>>148962735
kek

>>148962858
>the gun looks like a cane

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>>148962943
>it's not a gun

I got 4.7 mil, I wanted to trade maze bank west for maze bank tower. Worth?

>>148963295
Absolutely not. Maze Tower is hell to access because of that raised roadway, and you'll be surrounded by shitters who bought it because "its the expensivest so that meenz its the bestest!"

Buy Lombank if you want a nice view or Arcadius if you want the downtown location.

>>148963646
Thanks, I'll go with Arcadius. That way I can also get a nice interior.

Is there still going to be more new cars this month? That big ass offroad truck that's been leaked with everything else hasn't been out yet but that's all that's left as far as I know.

Instead of increasing your rank above 120 you should receive a monetary reward

>they finally give you the option to hide weapons in your wheel

10/10 update

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>somene trying to PIT you when you're 4th or something
>both fall of track
>neither has a chance at wining the race now
what's the fucking point

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>>148964894

>>148964904
Oh my god please tell me how? I've wanted this forever

>>148964467
there's also a SUV/pickup coming afaik

I made this collage to fully describe my experience as Franklin.