/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>148794150
This exact same thing happened to me but with a full large warehouse, I went back and literally none of my crates were gone. Feels good.

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Early xth for pink team

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>>148795412
R* did say there were "risks" right?

>>148795590
Not even gonna waste a vomiting reaction image on this one

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So what has been your main drive from the update so far?

>>148795638
>no spoiler removal
S
T
O
P

I swear, Rockstar must just outsource this shit to freelancer modelers with no guidelines.

>>148796097
Rallye and Desert Raid. They're both so fun but it sucks that you have to use the mobile app to repaint the stock rims

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>>148796097

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>>148796097

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>>148796340
Its the closest to the real thing what else can I do anon i'm just one man.

>>148796706
It just drives me mad how some vehicles are stuck with those ugly ass spoilers.

>>148796097
Would the rear wheels remain as THICC if they were to be replaced?

>>148796392
There's another way now.
>Go to LSC
>Get new wheels and paint them
>Put stock wheels back on
>Leave LSC
>Switch to single player
When you go back to multiplayer, the stock wheels should be whatever color you chose.

>>148797393
No, they narrow a little.

from the pastebin
>The Office also has a roof that can be used to spawn Pegasus vehicles
does this mean helicopters only?

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why is it so perfect

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>>148797876
yes

>>148796097
I love my Rallye
It's the small things that make it perfect. That exhaust animation, the different sounds the doors make.

>>148797876
No, you can spawn any pegasus vehicle up there. Though why you would spawn something that wasnt a helicopter on a rooftop, I have no idea unless you're doing it for the webm of you being retarded.

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>buy Quattro
>can't make it look like pic related
>into the trash it goes.jpg

>>148798185
it's just annoying that the few places to spawn pegasus planes are far apart and annoying to get to if you're in the middle of the city

>>148798440
>buy a trash vehicle
>surprised when you have to trash it
Common sense 101, anon.

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What the fuck. I'm doing PacStan and the other crowd control tells me he will run for the garage because he has a tactic. I assumed he meant the hop the wall method that everyone and their nan knows until he picks us up in the Kuruma, teleports us all to the tunnel, then to the mountain top, then to the boat. This was on PS4 so it couldn't have been a menu. Does anyone know how? Or am I retarded for not knowing how.

>>148798996
Consoles have menu users now. PC doesn't anymore. Enjoy our suffering.

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>>148795245

>>148799353
>good servers
>servers
its all p2p and only pings cockstars servers for transactions

>>148799261
>QT shitpost about PCucks having to deal with mod menu users, and GTAG members using them
>GTAG menu users switch to PS4 to torment QT with menus
POTTERY IN MOTION!

>>148796657
>>148796097
all I drive now is Ralleye and bf400

>>148790441

>implying you want a minimum wage wage slave to be your bull

Might as well get cucked by A NEET.

I have a banshee and I just found out, if you have some one stand on your hood and then you open the hood, it will launch them I to the air!

>>148799261
Fuck you, no it doesn't.

>>148801956
Breaking news

Also
Water is wet

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What happend to crime and annie did they fuck off and make gtag great again?

>Try to play game again
>Online
>Poor as fuck, spent all my money before I stopped playing on car upgrades, shit like the Savage & blowing up Kuruma/Insurgent shitters
>There are no missions now(?)
>Tons of invites to heists
>Try to join them
>Either times out joining or I get kicked because I'm not rank 100+
>Stunt races are the same shit, except if you get the shit rammed out of you you normally fall off the track and lose even more time than normal
>People say this CEO shit is good for making money
>Don't have the money to start it up
wew.

>>148802258
I'm still here brother brother

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>Join public server to access securoserv network
>Join public server to access securoserv network
>Join public server to access securoserv network
>Join public server to access securoserv network

>>148802258
>You will never save Crime from Anni
;-;

Can I sell my stock in an empty lobby with no risk? I guess there's multiple trucks so I'd have to take multiple trips but I can do that no big deal.

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who wants to drop that discord link

>>148795632
Send me a friend request on SC, and I might do it tomorrow. I need to go to bed.
>>148802558
Fuck off. Discord is cancer.
>>148802514
You might run out of time, and you'd have to deal with any NPCs by yourself.

>>148802380
You on consoles? PC people never kick lowbies and they always fuck up public heists.

>>148802558
Dumb frogposter

>>148802258
Weren't you on /pol/ right now talking about Chicken coup or something?

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>>148795245

post those daily drivers lads

>>148802702
PC.
Was Console.
Done all heists on both, multiple times.
Looks like I'll just have to persuade friends to come play again. Or just get sick of not having money and uninstall it again.

>>148803151
Leave your SC, I'll join you.

>>148802471
Are you using the join crew option to join sessions?

>>148803106
>Having your tires constantly shot out is fun

>>148803830

>being able to evade anyone by driving in a straight line in a T20 or schafter LWB is fun

>>148803912
And what does that have to do with anything?

>>148804310
>Still responding to it.

chiliad

>>148805208

climb it in a tuned rhapsody

>gtag "friend" defriends without warning
>refuses to speak to me
>leaves any session we wind up in together
i almost forgot most people on this site are crazy

>>148807169
shouldn't have been a dick then.

>>148796097
The Rallye and the Redwood Gauntlet have been very fun to drive. I kinda like the Pißwasser Dominator but it corners like a moist turd.

>>148807169
I'm sure they're the crazy one anon. I mean why wouldn't they want to be friends with you? What possible reason could they have to ignore you? And for what reason would they leave the session when you follow them into it? Real nutjob if you ask me. Maybe you should keep stalking them and harassing them. Force them to love you.

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pretty gay you can only have 4 people in an organization tbqh

>>148808757
How the fuck did you wind up with your bike crashed like that and you not right next to it?

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>>148808757

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>>148808757
>it's a special snowflake arms webm

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>>148809403
>It's a trying to get me to buy Fallout 4 and the Skyrim special edition post.

>>148809685
>Actually going for that jump.
That jump has always been a trap.

>>148809868
Just slow down.
You don't have to be going at mach10 for most of the jumps.
I did almost all of them in an un-upgraded 9f.

>making 2nd character
>confirm name
>start loading into a game
>timed out
>characters eyes change color, blush turned on
>fix those
>repeat 4 times

m-maybe it'll work next time?

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>>148796657
only webm i have atm

>>148809991
>slow down
what

>>148810176
Most of the stunt jumps don't require you to floor it.
Except for the fucking lighthouse

>>148810250
I haven't gotten all the jumps yet. Whenever I go looking for them I typically wind up landing in the ocean or dying to the two 90 degree ramps at the airport.

Man, I haven't been frozen in place, kicked out of my car repeatedly, or had all of my guns taken away in a while.

>>148810581
The knife flights are even more frustrating.

>>148811019
>frozen in place
Was that an actual hack? I got stuck to the TV in my garage once and I thought it was a glitch. It was terrible because I couldn't even kill myself in there.

>>148811265
No. what it did was spam the directional keys in opposing directions so you couldn't move.

If you want to buy only one shotgun which one do you buy?

So are meme menu's back on Ps4 now confirmed?

>>148812473
pump.

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Why do I get stuck in lobbies with people whose names are all numbers and speak in squares?

>>148812473
Auto for all-around shittery.

>>148812473
Assault.

>>148812892
Those are chinks, they use their slavery IDs out of habit.

>>148810136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>148812591
meme menu user on PS4 here, and i can confirm they are back. I'm having so much fun shitting on normalfags and they don't know what the fuck is going on. I love it maggle!

>>148813068
Yes, but why the fuck is the game matching me in Chinese lobbies?

>>148813223
AHAHAH LOOK AT EM THEY'RE TWERKIN MAGGLE

>>148813223
Proofs.

>>148813361
Probably because your from some third world country with a shitty internet and they are the best connections

>>148813223
>>148813448
>/wooo/ on my /gtag/

>>148812591
>>148813456
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/semi-creator-in-mp-returns-teleport-otr-godmode-all-consoles.1537579/

>>148813573
Don't you mean /woo/

>>148813783
>>148813448
>>148813223
>>148813573
Am i the only one here that's in the dead as fuck /wooo/ R* crew?

>>148812859
Is this solely for not being a supposed shitter and not based on whether it's the most useful shotgun or not?

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>>148813223
>>148813448
>>148813573
>>148813783
>>148813925

sup /wo/

>>148813947
It's a fucking shotgun.
With how PVP is dictated in freeroam you aren't gonna get a chance to use it.
Pump will always be the best.

>>148813626
That isn't a fucking meme menu that's creator tools in freemode. Unless it gives me fake money I don't want it.

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>>148814013
>/wo/

>>148814108
You can spawn cars with it.
I'm pretty sure.

>>148814078
Says you, cornering people with assault still works.

>>148813947
pump will always be the best and most accurate close to mid range.

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>>148814013

>>148814294
what is the assault shotgun

>>148814543
>>148814216
>I need 32 shots to kill someone

>>148814202
Can I keep the cars? If not, it's shit.

>>148814618
More like 3 at most.

>>148814618
i'm just saying that the auto is the best 'ranged' shotgun even though they're all bad
slugs > shells

>>148814543
>what is body armor

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>/wooo/kies are part of this thread and maybe part of GTAG

nice.

>>148814718
You're talking of the heavy shotgun, not the assault shotgun.
I love it

>>148815036
They're also furries

>>148815050
oh yeah i did say auto, whoops
i haven't had an assault shotgun equipped since the gun safe came out

>>148815212
Atleast one of them definitely is not a furry.

>>148812473
Musket

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>sure is fun getting kicked from packed lobbies after constantly winning

>>148815212
I doubt it

Also I've learned that not all furries are horrible

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>>148815452
>taking a photo of your tv

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>get always paired with russians and chinese fuckers
>live in fucking arizona
ROCKSTAR.

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>get home, take shower
>everyone is offline
>sad at all the fun I missed

NEET > normie
brb kms

>>148816313
Go make friends with randoms wageslave

>>148815498
>not all furries are horrible
You keep telling yourself that, but the general internet stigma against furries is going to tell you otherwise and berate you for holding such an opinion. And thanks to said internet stigma, it will only perpetuate as the most available information will be on the sexual side more than non-sexual side. It's fine to have your opinion, but sometimes you're better off not stating it. Unless that post was bait, in which case oops. I'm not good at detecting sarcasm these days.

what is /wooo/

>>148816569
M-MUH FURSECUTION

>>148816569
Have you considered that one of the reasons there's a "general stigma" is because they have a habit of throwing pity parties for themselves in places that they don't belong.

>>148816901
this
nobody cares if you're a furry just don't fucking bring it up when it isn't relevant then whine when people tell you to fuck off

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>join race
>it's a fully packed super course
>7 laps with all assists and no custom vehicles on
>ohboy.jpg
>tedious but overall easy win with people rage quitting mid-way
>all vote for another super race because shitters
>loading for quite some time [dat aus internet]
>get sent to free mode instead
>realise I got kicked yet again
>this process happens multiple times throughout the night

At times like this, I forgot how much sodium is in auto aim lobbies. Free and partial aim are still shit, but not on this calibre.

I'm not even mad. I'm glad I've finally gotten good at something in this game in which I can piss off shitters and make them salty.

the hate mail makes it even better.

>>148816569
No it wasn't bait. I see your point though, and yes that's my opinion. Talking from experience, I've known some furries for sometime that aren't complete weirdos.

who are the normal people in /gtag/ and who are the idiots that i should avoid??

avoid all in leadership, leader all the way down to lts

>want to log in to play
>remember it'll take about 5 minutes to actually load into a session
>it'll take even longer to load into anything that isn't shitting around in freemode
>hardly any /gtag/ on at this hour anyway

Anybody else feel like this?

>>148818368
No because I have good internet

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>>148816392
A letter off from being gta related.

>normie nicknames

>>148818845
Since you can no longer play when are you passing the baton of leadership?

>>148819072
Aurora for leader when
TheCraftytitan for leader when
Snapdragon for leader when
Horris for leader when

>>148819072
I can still play and did for a few hours last night when I got home. Just all my friends are sleeping tonight. Also, Wed and Thu are my weekends, all of the day, then, f a m.

>>148819193
>You will never be leader of /gtag/ and make Crimefighter love you

>>148819512
Just tell her you believe her.

>>148819512
>you will never be leader of /gtag/ and make it great again

>>148819731
gtag was never great.

You have not really defeated the enemy if you adopt their methods.

>>148819849
Are you suggesting beehive mentality is the enemy?

>>148820028
gtag is a disease to be purged, nothing more.

>>148819512
snap go to bed you manslut, neither crime nor Annie will ever love you

>>148819680
>ever doubting

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who /flamboyant cowboy/ here?

>>148820351
I like snap desu.

>>148821440
Snap is a very caring and nice guy, waifu memes aside. Love you, snap.

t. blatey

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You've been visited by the Never Ending Black Screen. Loss of cash and RP will come your way, but only if you post "Black Screens Matter".

Rejoining now.

>>148821731
If you wait it goes away..

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>>148819193
>Snapdragon for leader when

How to get gtag girlfriend? I like heists, gamemodes and shitting on randoms but I am still single..

>>148819193
Snapdragon is a selfabsorbed insufferable faggot who thinks he's the hottest thing around cause all the """"""gtag girls""""""""" love him.

I'm jealous

>>148821951
Get good
go to a lan
hopefully meet a girl there

>>148821897
I waited 5-10 minutes. How long do I have to wait exactly?

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>>148821951

kill yourself

>>148822038
You're stuck in limbo. It could take 3 minutes to one hour. I think it has to do with the game switching hosts.

The circlejerking is reaching unbearable levels and I'm sad that I'm not a part of it. Being a literal who is suffering. Senpais will never notice me

>>148822396
post ur id

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>all this namedropping
wew

>>148822396
(You)
Just join sessions with crew people and make friends.

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>>148822396
Hover around me and I'll quickly attach to you. I like people that like me.

Who has slain the most pussy? Blater or Snap?

>>148822503
>>148822528
>>148822529
I lied

>>148821924
pretty sure he's from reddit and was just looking for an active crew as I recall.

>>148822631
Ones that kiss and tell never got past the kiss.

Food for thought.

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>>148822938
Well said blater

Do you like me?

Reminder that we know who the Puchi poster is.

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god shut the fuck up with this circlejerk shit, use the ingame chat or something you insufferable attentionwhores

What's the fastest sports car?

>>148825783
the fusilade

>>148825783
zantnorno

>>148825783
my dads toyota corolla with the LE package

Wow. I was actually very displeased with the way the new rally cars performed after seeing Broughy's video on them.

But holy shit. I just slapped the fuck out of a bunch of Elegy's and Kuruma's in "Rally".

The only car that passed me was a Tropos Rallye, because I spun out in the little drainage tunnel area under the road. I passed him again later, and he raged, and then all that was left was 12 more Elegy's and Kurumas, and a Seven-70, who all DNF.

The Omnis performed superbly in the off-road part of the map (as it should), and it performed well enough to keep me ahead on the road parts.

I have a new favorite car.

/blog

>>148803830
honestly struggling to mantain control of the car with one or more tires shot out during a chase can be pretty fun, i did it all the time in gta 4

the real problem is the game auto-steering you into a wall every time one of your tires is hit, that alone made me give up and install bulletproof wheels in all my cars

>>148826478
tbqh Broughy's videos aren't very accurate for this update.

the tropos and omnis are both really good cars for stunt races because they're heavy while still being small and compact. also, they have the traction to handle climbing walls/using ramps/landing without spinning out.

>>148825075
I dont know who thought it was necessary to increase the down force on bikes.

The increased crash resistance, sure, I can get. But this change has ruined bike races with jumps.

Omnis feels a little slidey on pavement, but it's never spun out on me. The Tropos, from when I used it stock, feels more planted overall, but the Omnis seems to catch it quickly.

Why the fuck can I not find any lobbies with people in them.

>>148827601
Fate wants you to farm crates. Get to it.

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>>148827659
Don't talk about crates.

>>148827659
Fuck I hate farming crates. I farmed like 15m worth already. Bought a shitty yacht and now all my money is gone again.

>>148826478
>>148827398
this desu, tropos may look worse stats wise but the handling is better than the audi.

>I only race
>I hate the open map because instakill KDR faggots
>race payouts are a shit
>Everything costs millions
>Lobbies are shit
>Custom cars Hosts are a shit

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>>148827659
NO! PLEASE!

>>148827789
i don't feel bad for you

>>148827789
Don't tell me you fell for the Aquarius meme.

>>148827789
lol how did you not research yachts? Everyone agrees theyre shit

>>148827601
Restart your game and it should start putting you in full lobbies again

>>148828017
I fell for the Pisces meme.

It doesn't matter. All the boats are a meme.

>>148828093
>>148828016
I knew about the Yachts being shit. I don't care. I got a boat to chill on and fight gaylords and earn a free 30k an hour.

>>148828110
That's the good meme, it gets you the fastest helicopter.

>>148827983
No one ever seems to give a shit about handling in this game, it seems.

I guess in races it limits you, and in freeroam its more boring to drive. Really hard to care.

>>148828110
I thought the supervolitus was the fastest.

I almost fell for the orion meme. Then I found out it doesn't have helicopters or boats.

>>148828341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSmdbN6rkKU

>>148828247
meh, ive found handling > power in stunt races so far
assuming there aren't custom cars in play anyway

>>148795245

how the fuck do you armwrestle?

>>148829476
I haven't arm wrestled since 7th gen, what a stupid pointless game mode.

>>148829476
I'm convinced any activity that requires you to mash your mouse/whatever you do with a controller is entirely random and has nothing to do with timing or rhythm.

t. Pacstan rat

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>>148829703
>>148829842
no like i mean I don't get the prompts it gives you on a controller. should I just use m + KB for it? I got into one through random job and lost because I didn't know wtf was going on.
also, should I scrap the pearly maroon and just get a metallic pearly?

>>148829939
>metallic pearly
metallic maroon, i just woke up.

How do I just get a shit load of money, I only get to play on the weekends with my brother, and I can't be arsed to keep doing these goddamned heists.

>>148831490
Transfer a modded account.

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Anyone wanna help me finish Pacific Standard? I'll give a large cut at the end.

>>148831656
I'm up for it, SC is MOA_WINGS

>>148831490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs

>>148831728
Alright, added you.

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>>148796097
>Discover

>>148832290
OP but its dead

>>148831656
>>148831859
What happened to the lobby?

>>148832403
Everyone left.

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>>148832421
Are you done for the night or what?

>>148832403
I only saw MOA leaving, then you left.

>>148832531
nah f.am I just woke up. If nobody else wants to join I might wait until meowmers is back online, he said he'd help, then I'd invite you guys again

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>>148832550
If I left then it must've been connection issues, it told me the host left and I got kicked back into the lobby I was in before.
>>148832585
alright hmu whenever that is i suppose if i'm online

>>148832642
hold on I'll start another lobby, maybe someone will join this time. there was some dude that was trying to join but he was glitched so he wasn't able to join

Running Pac Stan SC: HOOD61

>>148832906
sent inv, you wanna do convoy with us?

>>148829939
>>148829476
Wiggle both analog sticks back and forth like mad.

Assuming you can still trade wins on criminal records, anyone want to do like enough for us both to get to turbos? ign Craator

>>148832906
Why do you niggers always try to join us?

>>148834192
Im already part of you niggers I just wanted to invite other crew members to heists

>>148833024
PC fucked up cant play for a bit

>>148834530
then why did you post your SC and say you're running Pac Stan

>>148795245
>call someone autistic
>throws bitchfit, ragekills me 20 times in jet
>gets mad when I don't get mad

why tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riRtuBSjTGc

>tfw RE-7B is only the fastest because of a glitch

Guys how do you make singleplayer fun ?
What mods do you use ?

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>>148835710
>single player

>>148835843
>online
>no reaction image will ever convey my disgust properly for a shitty game with no content whatsoever that has you stuck in loading screens for the majority of it.

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>>148835908
>single player

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>>148835961
>multiplayer
stay pleb faggot

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>>148836042
>single player

>>148834591
It wasnt fucked up when I posted that obviously

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>>148835710
driving physics mods
car mods
youtube is your friend

>>148835961
>>148836042
>>148836068
i get the entire free bumps thing, but come on guys, SP can be fun if you don't feel like getting on the grindstone, or wanna drift it up in a GT86

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>>148796097
pretty much this

>its a "host ignores requests to turn off customs" episode
>win anyway
>twice in a row
feels guten

>>148837853
oh god why is it sideways

>>148838049
cause i like skids

>>148837853
Do the headlights pop out?

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>>148838049
here's one without sideways

>>148838242
yup. will post headlight action later if you want

>>148838097
>>148838389
no i mean the engine

>>148838462
i dunno. transversely mounted engines are there to save space usually. considering it's mid engine and short wheelbase i guess it made more sense. performance wise anyways.

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anime update when

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>>148838462
the stratos has a tranverse mounted engine you fucking pleb.

>>148838754
i-i'm sorry
this is the first time i'm seeing it
please don't be mad

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>>148801956

>>148838887
Kill yourself kaz, nobody loves you.

>>148838858
It's okay, I'm just a massive autist when it comes to cars
In a more reasonable explanation, a mid or rear engined car often doesn't have the room or proper weight distribution to handle a non transverse engine, which is why you see so many lightweight 4 cylinders in them, if you have too much weight or an odd weight distribution you end up like the older Porsche 9/11's which would either snap oversteer you into a tree or snap under steer you into a guard rail depending on its mood.

>>148838953
I'm not kaz and you're wrong

>>148839453
We don't care, kazreetsu should kill himself, the only thing worse than a tripfag is a tripfag you can't filter.

>>148795245
>still no exciting new hot hatches
>still no exciting new coupes

>>148838887
>haha le i'm le stig xddd
kill yourself faggot

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>>148795245
>you can finally have more than one personal vehicle outside

>>148840029
really? Is that some sort of glitch or intended behavior?
Makes me wonder what happens if it get destroyed by someone and shit.

>>148840286
nothing i think, it reminds me of the old way you could dupe cars on consoledays, i drove the oracle back inside and walked out and the Futo was gone.

>>148839879
>haha le i'm le shitposter xddd
kill yourself faggot

>>148840286
Sometimes when you park your car outside of your garage and go get a different one out, the one you parked is still there. It's always locked though.

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Katanas in GTAV when?

>>148795245
can i mod gtav SP without worrying about MP fucking up? especially with some of these retexture/replacer cars?

>>148843173
Fun fact: if you play two player mode, you can have player two cut your head off with a katana and you'll respawn headless.

NormanTimbers blocked off the road with a Brickade while his rando crew members RPG'd my cargo. Avoid playing with this faggot.

>>148843439
how is beheading anyone fun?

>>148844265
Allahu

>>148844287
Allahu what?

>>148844382
Ackbuar

>>148844265
Clearly you've never done it.

>>148844550
t. ISIS

>>148835697
a glitch caused while meeting specific requirements that broughy did not meet in his test so its still the fastest.

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I've just realized that gtao makes people think they actually know something about cars when in fact they know fuck all. (looking at null in particular here)

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>>148846432
What happened?
>tfw carfag

>>148846432
>gtao makes people think they actually know something when in fact they know fuck all. (looking at null in particular here)

ftfy

>>148843323
Anyone?

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>>148846501

Everything.
All of the generals.
All of the chat in game.
Fuck.

>>148847656
It's okay, he probably drives a miata

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IT BEGINS

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Post wardrobes, shit at each other taste edition: go!

>>148849493
>all those skinny pants
jesus christ anon

>>148849650
not my fault all regulars look like they have been pulled out straight out of washer without ironing brah.

>>148849493
Why are people so attracted to making all black outfits?

>>148849832
hard to fuck up

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>>148801956
Took you a while.

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>>148849886

this tbqhf

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So the desert raider is better. I knew it had to be because its more expensive.

The trophy truck and the desert raid have exactly the same stats for engine power, weight, max velocity, everything! Every fucking stat in the game files. Its crazy how similar they are. Im pretty sure the 1 mph speed difference is an error on broughy's part (or the shorter suspension on the TT gives it a minor boost? W/e not the point) They only differ in 2 minor ways. The desert raid has a slightly higher center of gravity, and a teensy bias towards front suspension. Which is odd, why did they give it more emphasis towards the front whereas the trophy truck is perfectly balanced?

Well,
The model on the trophy truck cucks you. It's the Trophy Cuck.

And no, taking off your dumb front hood doesnt help.

>>148798185
I don't think you can spawn hydras though, can you?

>>148850106
>the TT can't curb hop

holy fuck R* is it really too much to ask for a faster sandking that doesn't get shit on by small rails

aside from the marshal. monster truck and rhino, what other vehicles can smoothly cross short barriers?

>>148849947
:') tfw I mentiond the hood trick earlier and I get up and see all these webms

>>148851245
cavalcade, rumpo

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>>148851359
Here's another (You).

>>148851359
I've actually used it to get to some place that I'd otherwise have to drive all the way around or something, don't really know what it was though. Shit's great.

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>>148849493
i suck at making these

>>148851850
>>148851359
I wonder, is there any practical use for this trick, during missions heists and shit? To get to a better sniping position or shit.
Because it seems to me like it should but I cannot think of any example.

>>148846501
Initial D

>>148852437
getting over the wall in the one madrazo mission where you otherwise have to hack your way in and shoot through 100000 cops or have a competent pilot who can get you down, take a photo, and get you out.

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>>148795245
post garages especially if this garage triggers you and you wanna say mean stuff >:^)

>>148852528
nifty

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>>148852740

>>148852880
smells like spunk in here

>>148852740
I like it !

>>148853000
then don't post your garage

>>148852304
>Slav
>white tracksuit with orange shirt
from an actual slav, fuck you

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>>148852304
>>148853184
should be a chav not a slav

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>>148852880
i'm tired of making these already.

>>148853184
>>148853327
Okay.

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Meowmers wake the fuck up

>>148852740

You should get that meme car resprayed varlloto

>>148855253
the kurumeme or the panto? i just spent all my money on the bf400 lol

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/gtag/, why don't you roleplay like these guys?

>>148855435
I have taste.

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>>148855435

>>148855435
We're not quite as faggoty as them.

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>>148855595
>>148855435
that looks like fun i'm glad i missed it

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>>148855435
Fukin timeout

>>148843568
There was a random shooting you on my side of the brickade which I maneuvered to block, and then a random spawned behind you and rocketed you. Too much heat.

Ill admit I dragged my org of randoms over to you guys by accident. lel.

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>>148855435
Does this count?

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>>148855435
>>148855605
Yeah, you'd rather grind fukin crates.

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>>148855435
fun never ever.

>>148856029
Yes I would. At least crates pays off. RPing with a bunch of filthy Russians gets me nowhere.

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tfw LEGS

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>>148849493

r8

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>>148855435
>Aктивнoe пpoтивoбopcтвo oбнoвилocь.

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>>148856265

>>148856363
>adams apple blvd

Bet ya think your char. a real cutey eh?

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>>148855832
Never 5get

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this will never be fixed

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dem serene moments.

> "joining GTA online" for 4 minutes and counting

Would it really have been so hard for rockstar to add an escape button to cancel joining laggy sessions?

>>148849832
It doesn't show how fat I am :^)

>>148856475
You look like gay Lemmy Kilmister. I like it.

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Is there any reason to keep the panel-less dune buggy now that these new off-road vehicles are out?

Garage space is tight and I'm thinking of trading it for a Desert Raid.

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>too hot to turn on the tv and console

/gtag/ fivereborn server when?

>>148859814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0

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>>148859814
>console

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>>148803106
>White Lancia
MY NIGGA

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>>148859986
start your own you filthy BR but if it gets too raucous in here you might have to make your own general

>>148803106
So fucking boring

>>148859814
Try to keep console clean at all time during the heat and dont keep it at tight spaces, it needs air.

Especially not near the window, or other electronic devices, so the heat doesn't share that easy.

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>>148849493

>>148849493
>>148852304
Jesus Christ how can you go through life being so fucking DULL? I feel exhausted just imagining how boring you people are.

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>>148862781
Not everyone can be a special snowflake with invisible arms like you.

>>148862897
Be a bit more vibrant you dull faggot.

Please tell me there's a way to auto-mute everyone in-game? I can't stand hearing dubstep blasting, 8 year old screams and "NIGGER!" being shouted over and over.