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PUREST GIRL EDITION

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
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hana song
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its time
post you're:
>age
>rank
>best hero
>worst hero
>sickest play you ever made
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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https://clyp.it/xocfwsnx
In case you missed it, Blizzard added a line for Reinhardt when he charges people off of cliffs. It's pretty great.

They also added a "Deflect this!" line for when Reinhardt pins Genji.
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>>148905023
hype hype.
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>join game
>attack
>first picks are hanzo and genji
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How is it even possible to be this autistic? Does this post count include posts on all blizz forums, or just OW?
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Execute Order 76
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Fucking finally. You have one fucking job; make new threads. Don't make me wait again or there'll be problems. Got it? Good.
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xth for healsluts
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DVA ONLINE
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>>148905004
>sickest play you ever made
I'm guessing you're underage
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>>148904710
can't see shit
someone enhance this
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>>148905103
>join game
>attack
>first picks are Hanzo and Widow
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>>148905028
Ok, that's pretty great.
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>>148905135
Wish I had an image of an all-76 victory screen so I could post "Begun the clone wars have" or something

But I don't
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>>148905174
Kill yourself
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>>148904979
>>148904979
I know mate and I can't wait.
Speaking of D.Va thank fuck her ult is getting a second shaved off its detonation timing.
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>>148905224
its you again
you got me back for earlier
next time you wont be so lucky
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>>148905103
>>148905264
And we have a new sniper hero dropping soon.

Get ready for a whole new wave of sniper spam
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>>148905028
Is this implemented in PTR or live? Or was it just datamined
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name:spumoni
background/looks: Italian chef who is roughy the girth of Roadhog but shorter. he wears typical Italian chef outfit and big chef hat.
Primary weapon: pizza frisbee
primary fire: pizza frisbee behaves like a boomerang returning once a target is hit. if a target is not hit it takes longer to return.
alt fire: before the pizza begins its arch backwards you have the ability to explode it midair dealing burn damage to enemies hit in the radius this adds a five second cooldown or "bake time" before he can obtain another pizza.
1st ability: spumoni pulls out a spatula and summons marinara sauce to fly in an arching pattern into the air. the sauce that does not hit a target will puddle on the ground and last for three seconds. enemies hit by the sauce or walk over the puddle obtain a "too spicy for me!" debuff. the debuff has their abilities behave erratically in an "inspector gadget" sense. where a random ability from a random hero will pop up instead. any of those abilities used have 50% effectiveness
2nd ability "hats off to the chef": spumoni blows a cone of rosemary and garlic powder in front of him. any enemies hit by this receive a blinding effect.
ultimate "rigatoni for the masses": spumoni channels for two seconds. once the channel is complete massive amounts of rigatoni explode from his body. any rigatoni that doesn't impact with an enemie behaves like hanzo scattershot. enemies hit recieve damage plus a bleeding effect.
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>>148905365
thank you
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>>148894739
>>people still think ana and sombra are different people

"Jeff Kaplan: Well, we’ve been teasing Sombra for a very long time. The interesting part was we then put a tease in for Ana in Temple of Anubis. Because people were so hot on the Sombra trail, they assumed that that tease for Ana was actually Sombra. That was the fascinating part of watching how that all played out. Sometimes, people’s obsession with being on the trail gives them a little bit of tunnel vision."

>people who still think they aren't
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>>148905023
What time are updates actually applied?
Probably like 2 am or some shit, right?
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>>148905435
When Ana drops literally everybody is going to pick her instantly for a while.
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>>148905446
I believe it's been put into PTR, but the lines were datamined.
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Mach T or T.Racer?
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>>148905528
Yeah, generally very early in the morning (or late at night, however you look at it)

I think the last "big" update dropped at like 4am Pacific time
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>>148905435
That's not the worst part. The worst part is that hanzo's hitboxes are being nerfed

Those hanzos will be THAT much more useless
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Should Genji get reworked? He's a character that's literally based on the fact that you're not going to go anywhere near the objective. He's a great character if you know how to play to his strengths but you can only play him if your team already has decent support and tanks.
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tfw you get a end card as RoadHog for a pathetic 40% hook accuracy after a bad game.
Why give me an end card just to humiliate me?
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>>148905114
Yes it does, actually, since i have 3 posts total and i only posted in Diablo3 forums.
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Anyone of you fine gentlemen happen to have the source on this?
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What do you guys think?

>Name
Hive
>Appearance
Shaved head. Rugged features. Cybernetic torso and arms with chambers crawling with mechanical insects. Wearing a black and yellow sleeveless duster, open. Brown pants. Silver codpiece and boots.
>Class
Offense
>Primary weapon
Bee swarm: Projectile. Semi-automatic. Slight tracking. Deals damage over time.
>Weapon Alt (If any)
Swarm Funnel: Fires constant stream of bees forward in a cone.
>Skill one
Kicking the Hive(passive): When hit, all enemies nearby are attacked for 20 damage
>Skill two
Collecting: Projectile drones gather pickups(armor/health)
>Skill three
Call up robot ants from the ground to immobilize enemies in area
>Ultimate
Bee-st Mode: Envelopes self in swarm of bees, growing larger and faster, losing all attacks/skills, replaced with strong melee, gains 500 armor. Remains in this form until armor is depleted.
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If Blizzard asked you to make a new legendary skin for your favorite hero, what would it be?
I want a circus strongman outfit for Zarya. Without changing her hair, obviously.
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>>148905694
Flankers have a place in the meta, they just need to dis-incentivize people picking multiple flankers to the detriment of the team
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>>148905435

>people will be fighting over Ana for at least a week
>at some point, probably more than once, I'll have multiple Ana on my team because the ones who picked her want to spite each other
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>>148905681
He's a very delicate balance between completely fucking broken and totally useless.
I think his current glass cannon design is as close as he will get to balanced.
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>>148905678
A useless teammate is a useless teammate.

Instalocking Genji, Hanzo, and Widow are just warning signs.
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>>148905004
>Age
32
>Rank
Bad
>Best hero
Roadhog or Lucio
>Worst hero
Mei
>Sickest play
Charging an enemy Reinhardt and Mercy off a cliff at the same time. Enemy Zenyatta walked off the edge trying to avoid me.
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>>148905731
Also

>Name
Ó Fiachra
>Looks
White man, medium length red hair, mutton chops, wearing futuristic body armor underneath open leather jacket, techy looking gauntlets over sleeves, has one of those saiyan scouter things S76 Origins skin has. Has manacled on belt and a baton/billy club available for melee
>Class
Defense(?)
>Weapon Primary
Concussion Carbine: Projectile, impact radius+knockback, no damage, automatic, 20 rounds
>Skill one
Cluster Grenade: 6-second cooldown, projectile, impact radius slightly larger than Pharah's missiles/Junkrat's grenades, 120 damage, bonus damage to trapped/stunned/frozen/pinned enemies
>Skill two
Net Launcher: Projectile, traps/stuns target for 2 seconds, 7 second cooldown
>Skill tree
Toxin Dart: Projectile, blinds target for three seconds and deals 100 damage over five seconds
>Ultimate
Lil Buddy: Targeted, wide burst, pins those caught in burst for four seconds
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>>148905435
BRAVO BLIZZARD
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It's another "playing music while playing an FPS" edition
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>>148905789
Just gotta embrace the meme team and pick her yourself. Sometimes a third person picking a character will force the other ones to change to something else.
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>play on Ps4 with m+kb
>play Pharah
>enemy team outright ignores you while you blow them up
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I don't see any downtime for Blizzard servers tomorrow which would accompany a large patch. BUT, I just started a background download of 1.8GB

So, I feel like it could happen tomorrow. Based on HotS, there PTRs run for a week before dropping live.
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>>148905678

I just played a 6 Hanzo game on the ptr with my buddies. The hitbox nerf didn't even seem noticeable.

Still simble memeometry, still able to cornerpeak kill people. Game had 3 pharahs in it too.
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>>148905004
>Age
26
>Rank
66
>Best Hero
Pharah
>Worst Hero
Genji
>Sickest play
5 person knock off on Lijiang start.
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>>148905723
you could have asked me last thread anon

http://exhentai.org/g/595680/07dd9caa5e/
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>>148905753
Unabomber hoodie, moustache and glasses for Junkrat
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>>148905789
Keep in mind that the other team is just as likely to suffer from this.
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>>148905753
Yukata/Geisha skin for Mei
Opera Viking skin for Zarya The gun can look like one of their Ships
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>>148905753
Either beach/summer costumes or swanky dress costumes for dva and meka
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N E W SK I N S W H E N
E
W
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>big update coming in the next 1-2 days
>ana incoming
>return of mcskill
>mercy's guardian angel/movement during ultimate buffs
>zenyatta becoming a legitimate threat
>d. va actually able to tank
>mfw it's happening

feel with me, family
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I got my Mercy winrate from 23% to 29% today.
I think I got dropped into some magical MMR where the flankers are all shit.
Not one of them really tried to single me out ir use their ults just for me.
My teammates even tried to help me a few times.
Is this what fun feels like?
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>>148905923
This.

Or you end up with 4 -5 or even an entire stacked team.

It's actually really fun when that happens in my opinion.
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>>148905753

Wanderlust Zenyatta. Long, roughspun robe with a hood. More wear and tear on his face and body.
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>>148905004
>age
30
>rank
unranked because I'm old and slow.
>best hero
Reinhardt or Soldier Grampa
>worst hero
Tracer
>sickest play you ever made
Charge-pinned an ulting reaper, saving the team in OT in Ilios Lighthouse, giving us the win.
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>>148906135
yes this please
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EnvyUs.Taimou with aimbot on!
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>>148906067
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>>148905985
I've been playing Hazno too on PTR and the "nerf" is basically nothing. All that seems to have changed is you get a few less totally bullshit headshots which seems fair
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>>148906204
This is the most obvious clip I've ever seen in my 20 years of playing games what the fuck Blizzard?
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>>148906005
>http://exhentai.org/g/595680/07dd9caa5e/

I honestly forgot to. Thanks for this anon.
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>>148905971
>Based on HotS
cancer
>Based on all blizzard games
ftfy
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>>148905789
Since Ana will come in on the same patch as No Hero Stacking, at the very least you'll only have to deal with that in QPs.
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>>148906142
>McCree is a sniper again
>mfw I main Pharah
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>>148906204
EnvyUs.Taimou with aimbot off!
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So everyone (most everyone) is excited about one hero limit...but consider this:

-It's 2016
-We cannot select what game mode to queue into
-We cannot select map to play at any given time or join a server with a set rotation
-We are forced to play crappy maps like Hanamura that somehow passed QA
-This game is all about spam because there's no ammo conservation
-Most maps are nice and large but action takes place in the same choke points
-You realize this game is all about cheesing and ultimate timing trading...no mechanical skill at all
-There's no Capture the Flag or simultaneous Payload push maps
-King of the hill only utilizes 10% of the map space
-One hero limit is oppressive and you can't even play a hero you want. It kills strategy to have multiple heroes because Blizzard can't balance....just like Hearthstone phasing cards out via Standard

XD - Dead game
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>>148906142
>buffs to my favorite characters and nerfs for shitty players
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>>148905004
>age
21
>rank
57
>best hero
Lucio
>worst hero
I'm pretty bad as 76
>sickest play you ever made
Pressed 'q' as reaper, once.
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>>148906396
Whats he keep shaking for?
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>widows at 70+ that dont fucking miss
Fuck is this nightmare its like dealing with aimbots lately
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Summer skins when?
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Am I shit? Ignore Bastion he was just an experiment and I didn't like it. The 6 you see are the only 6 I play as of now.

Also if you're brave enough post them.
http://masteroverwatch.com/
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>>148906396
how can a man be so bad with mccree holy shit
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>>148906142
>want to play 1hero comp
>game will be basically unplayable if everything stays the way it is
im not looking forward to it
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>>148906396
when was this
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>>148906401
Well, speaking as a game designer it makes perfect sense for a mode designed specifically to test player skill should be randomized. If you're actually good at the game it won't fucking matter what map or game mode you get stuck in.

The issue that you should've already figured out by now is that, well, most of the maps are fucking shit, and as you said, some are broken to the point where it's hard to imagine they made it past QC.

There's also the issue of your team potentially being braindead, but that's going to happen pretty much no matter what in a multi-role non-hard-stat game. Matchmaking is always going to be some degree of shit simply because it's impossible to reasonably collect some of the data.

Regarding the Highlander Limit, I feel like it should've been a cap of 2 players per Hero, instead of 1 only, especially combined with the OT fixes.
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>>148906571
>Am I shit
Absolutely, yes.
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>>148906142
Is D.va actually good? From the patch notes she just sounds annoying
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>he isn't getting the top 500 animated spray next month
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>>148906839
About ten minutes ago in matchmaking. He is still talking about it on his stream and making excuses.
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>>148906571
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/darkcaedus-1438
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>>148906930
Apparently the fixes have turned her into a legitimate tank now, just just a shitty DPS with slightly higher HP like she was.

And you can actually get multiple kills with her ult now
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>>148906960
>tfw so close but can't break the top 700
it's killing me.
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>>148906204
>get paid to cheat
How is this allowed?
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>>148906960
is that world rank or US rank?

I'm top 200 in US
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Have they announced when Ana will be put into the game?
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>>148906930
>>148907025
she's worthwhile to play now

however I still will never play her because I despise how slow she is when shooting

can someone explain that to me? why can't d.va move and shoot at full speed? I really can't see that changing much since her damage is suck garbage but it'd make her so much better to play.

nerf her pistol if you gotta in exchange I just don't wanna be a slug
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>>148906980
Is it the real Taimou?
Way to go and make you look like a child if that's the case.
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Post the contents of the most recent loot box you opened.

>2 player icons
>duplicate Junkrat voice line
>50 overshekels
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>>148907217
According to the devs, it's supposed to be a trade-off for the fact that she never has to reload. This is, of course, kinda dumb considering how many drawbacks she gets for not having to press R every few seconds like EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME.
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>>148907217
>why can't d.va move and shoot at full speed?
Because she has infinite ammo. Most people have to duck out and reload but D.Va can just keep up the pressure at close range.
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>>148907217
Because she's so good as chasing and escaping and her DPS is actually pretty good up close. If you could move at full speed while firing she'd be completely broken.
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>>148907216
No announcement, but there's a 1.8GB pre-patch download right now, so soon
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>>148905075

>comparing a hardcore slav shooter RPG to a casual knockoff of TF2

One day you'll be admitted to a mental ward, I pray that day comes soon.
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>>148907283
3 greys and 1 blue
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>>148904972
Possibly one is a cybernetic.
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ALL YOU HAD TO WAS STAND ON THE DAMN OBJECTIVE CJ
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>>148905004
>Age
21
>Rank
57
>Best
Junkrat
>Worst
Genji
>Sick play
Triple-kill/Suicide Tire during overtime on Dorado defense and the surviving reinhardt walking on my trap and dying for the win.
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>>148907482
>Overtime
>entire team is dead, save for one Widowmaker not standing on the point and a Genji chasing a tracer back towards enemy team's spawn
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>>148907436
ugly sprays for zenyatta or something.
bad tracer voiceline
mei alternate skin
player icon of a squiggle.
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>>148906960
>>148907191
What's the cutoff for top 500 in a region? 70? 75?
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>>148907217
>>148907348
>>148907398

Back in testing D.va had full speed while shooting, and never reloaded. With her mobility there was no chance for anything surviving when she encountered them. They would melt, and they couldn't escape either. Developers felt this was a problem so they lowered her speed while shooting.
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>literally sell bp to buy overwatch
>not having fun

welp gg
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People should not be able to play ranked before they hit level 40 holy shit
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>>148906930
shes reinhardt with an infinite health shield and a winston leap on a 5s c/d
shes broken
like irrevocably
on maps with tight chokes theres no counterplay to her, if there is ever a point at which you find yourself firing through a doorway that doorway can now be permanently closed by dva unless somehow by the will of the gods her team is incompetent enough to allow an opposing rein to get away with charging her
not even an opposing dva makes her more reasonable
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>>148907669

You are a wet bitch.
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>>148905004
>age
35
>rank
74
>best hero
genji
>worst hero
mercy
>sickest play
game winning sextuple kill after big enemy res with high noon
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>>148905004
>age
24
>rank
55?
>best hero
G'DAY M8
>worst hero
Reaper/Roadhog/Mei/Symmetra, Never played any of them
>sickest play you ever made
Teamkilled on watchpoint because they were pushing hard and didn't notice my tire reving above them
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>>148907342
>>148907348
idk familia i'd definitely trade having to press R once in a while for not being slow as fug

>>148907398
>>148907627

well maybe make her move at not full speed, just faster than she moves currently
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>>148907608
it's going to increase as people keep matchmaking and rank max/mins keep increasing

is the top 500 reward for just hitting it or be there at the end of the season
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>>148907669
Infinite health shield makes her sound like she never drops the shields.
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my second fucking legend and its another fucking zenyatta skin. i cant wait for the buff but right now? fucking really? i have ifrit and sunyatta now. epic
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>>148907743
It's actually not that bad, just try to keep it 1v1. If you have too many people around you defense matrix until your boost is up and run away. If the people surrounding you are Rein or Genji, pray.
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Widow doesn't get enough love.
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>>148907832
I like how they added some light changes to cosmetics. Like Zen's water recolour actually changes his balls model quite a bit. Didn't notice anything else
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>mfw d.vashitters think their waifu is going to bump out rein or zarya as the top tier tank
they try so hard to remain relevant
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>>148905620
T.Racer.

>>148905753
I want a figure skater outfit for Lucio, or a Santa skin for Torbjorn.

Also a skin where Roadhog is painted like D.va's mech, and Junkrat is in her bodysuit.

>>148905004
>age
26
>rank
Comp rank? 81
>best hero
Reinhardt / Lucio
>worst hero
Fuck the Shimada brothers. I'm awful at them both.
>sickest play
I "HAMMER DOWN!"d the entire enemy team and then a friendly Pharah rained justice on them. Got team kill second-hand. I also managed to charge a Pharah that was flying because an enemy Roadhog Q'd when I was charging. Kinda like that one webm

>>148906960
I'm getting the animated spray unless something suddenly flips, but .. I don't think I'm gonna use it. It's very generic, y'know?

>>148907801
Jesus, Tai.

>>148907832
Hey, embrace it, my man. Sunyatta is great. If it makes you feel better, I have 3 of the four Mei legendaries. And ten minutes on her total.
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>>148907924
Because her husband is dead.
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>>148904930
>mother does her best to create a better world for her daughter
>their hometown alone is so goddamn dangerous now that Pharah needs a suit of rocket-launching power armor to enforce the law

Poor Ana
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>>148907924
post sexy widowmaker please
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>>148905004
>age
24

>rank
>playing competitive season 1

>best hero
Lucio, also getting better with Zarya

>worst hero
Probably Widowmaker because I can't aim for shit

>sickest play you ever made
>playing Junkrat, Dorado attack
>use riptire
>kill Torbjorn, destroy his turret, kill Mercy and someone else
>make a beeline for the payload
>get killed by Reinhardt
>total mayhem kills him and enemy Junkrat
>>
the biggest thing with d.va's changes is you always have a shield ready pretty much, for when that Pharah or Reaper's about to ult. That's pretty handy given how fast those guys wreck old d.va
>>
>>148905004
>>age
43
>>rank
89
>>best hero
Widow
love that little cutie heh
>>worst hero
I dont like gemji
>>sickest play you ever made
shot a bastion when he was on the other side of the map and then i killed 3 people after that
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>>148905004
>age
27
>rank
48
>best hero
Zarya
>worst hero
Genji
>sickest play you ever made
Quintuple Kill as Tracer, playing attack on Route 66. At the final point, enemy team was holding well. Was able to finish off a Mercy and Hanzo, damage a Reinhardt/Bastion and stuck a Pulse Bomb that killed both of them and an unlucky McCree who was trying to flashbang me.
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>>148906204
how to do you even explain yourself with a clip on record like this
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>>148908014
D'awwww
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>>148907986
Nobody thinks this. Everybody thinks that D.Va will synergize with reinhardt because when the shield drops the apm goes up. D.Va works with zarya too because D.Va doesn't sit around absorbing all of the damage all of the time like reinhardt does. Zaryas will have an easier time getting charge off of ally shields and D.Vas ult works with zaryas ult for obvious reasons.
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>>148907993
Are you that same bro-tier dude with the make-a-wish niece? I keep seeing you and your image.pngs.
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>>148905004
>age
69
>rank
69 heh
>best hero
tracer
>worst hero
dva
>sickest play you ever made
i stuck a 6 man zarya ult even when a reinhardt had his shield up
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>>148905004
>age
19
>rank
48 (I just started though, no bully)
>best hero
Meme Va
>worst hero
Blueberry
>sickest play
Flew my self destruct into the air and got a 5 man kill, as well as a stylish taunt for POTG.
>>
>>148907832
Could be worse, could be a fucking Hanjo skin.

(Got one of the wolf ones the other night.)
>>
>>148907920
my real problem with d.va is her headshot hitbox honestly
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>>148906142
>tfw i haven't purchased anything since release
>tfw sitting on a nice, fat 5690 overbucks
>tfw ready to buy ana's captain amari legendary
>tfw ready to buy mercy's valkyrie and mccree's riverboat skins
>tfw i'll probably get either tracer's posh or ultraviolet skins as well
>tfw delayed gratification is about to pay off
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>tfw rank 24
Someone, please...Carry me out of this hellhole
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>>148908014
But pharah's suit and rockets are due to the fact she signed on with a private security firm because she feels incomplete if she's not murdering people.
>>
>>148908331
HOW

NI HAO
>>
>>148908331
sounds like you're bad
>>
>>148905174
this kind of stuff is really fun to do
>>
>>148908331
How?
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>>148908331
Pickup Zarya
Learn to love her
Learn to play her
She will bring you Glory.
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>>148908315
Headshot hitbox is real bad. If I need to preserve my shield, I just fly upwards and hope the angle's enough to let them hit the robot's feet and junk instead of that dumb cockpit. The armor, it does nothing!
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>>148907659
Should be raised to 100 honestly
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>>148908315
It's only from the front, so hitting and running works well for her. The changes to her Defense Matrix also helps mitigate the crit box now.
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>>148908254
Yep! Hi. Glad I've sorta made a name for myself? Sorta?

>>148908331
A-Anon, I..I don't...how? Reinhardt is your friend, I guess. And Zarya. And Lucio.
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What did he mean by this?

source is a shitaku interview article
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>>148905004
>age
25
>rank
22
>best hero
Roadhog
>sickest play you ever made
A tie between using Roadhog to push the entire enemy team back into their spawn during the last point on Dorado (intentional) and getting knocked off of the Ilios house point roof as Reaper by a Pharah only to land on the ground floor whereupon I killed all her teammates inside because they were all looking the wrong way (partially accidental)
>>
Anyone have any clips of pro players who seem to have suspicious clips that look like they have aim bots or some shit for Overwatch?
>>
CANT BELIEVE MEI IS NOT GETTING A FUCKING NERF FOR FUCKS SAKE SHE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FREEZE YOU AND HEAD SHOT YOU IT BREAKS THE GAME.

HOW CAN I SHOOT A ARROW 2 FEET AWAY FROM HER IN HER LEG AND SHE STARTS FREEZING ME AND I CAN FINISH HER OFF BECAUSE I SLOW DOWN SO MUCH FUCK THIS GAME
>>
>>148908315
Running is impotant as D.Va. Also learn to juke in zero suit and get your mech back. The ult charge feeding doesn't matter as much anymore because you can delete most ults.
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>>148908331
Wanna add me anon? I'll risk a few loses to pick you up.
NikaLaKitty#1466 Pray for us both, family.
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>>148908331
>rank 24
How? Trolling like maebbie?
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>tfw rank 35
>98% of players are better than me according to masteroverwatch

theres no way this is true right?
>>
>>148908545

>I need my 48c paycheck for ramin. I'm so hungry and morally corrupt.
>>
>>148907521
>Junkrat

When people say their best hero is one of the no-skill heroes I just assumed they're garbage in general.
>>
>>148908331
just play the man with no name, trust me
>>
>>148908589
GIT
GUD
>>148908650
Yes, it is.
>>
>>148908650
Considering I've seen very little people below that and my ranked games have no repeat players...

Sorry, senpai.
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>>148908589
>SHE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FREEZE YOU AND HEAD SHOT YOU IT BREAKS THE GAME.

If you're not a complete leadfoot/straight-runner, then she shouldn't have enough freeze spray left to icicle you too much before you quickly thaw out.
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Could capture the flag work?
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>>148905731
The Pain/10
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>>148908461
>>148908508
who the metric fuck designed her mech?

her character concept is stupid enough, but you're telling me that a military designed a piloted mech with the pilot 50% exposed and 50% "protected" by a sheet of glass or whatever?

on top of that they put the pilot in the dead center of the mech. why
>>
>>148908792
>tracer gets it
>dashes away
>instant lost
>>
>>148908589
>I got OWNED by a FAT CHINESE WOMAN who WALKS AT A MILD AMBLE and uses A GUN WITH PITIFUL RANGE
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>>148908792
Only if holding the flag activated some sort of movement restrictions. Wouldn't be too fun trying to chase a speed-boosted character.
>>
>>148905004

21
59
zarya
widowmaker
I killed 4 people on the point point blank on koth as hanzo with no ult.
>>
>>148908878
I think you could get around that with larger maps... maybe.

Think UT's twin worlds to scale.
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>>148907832
Could be worse
>>
Post abilities/skills/ults that you thought would be garbage, but turned out to be rather keen:

Wall Climbing

It looked really underwhelming in the trailers (especially as it was something two characters could do), but I underestimated its reach and using it is rather fun.
>>
>>148908650
how to combat this: play mercy, lucio, reinhart, winston
they made these characters for low skill players
>>
>>148908650
>rank 35
>think im ok because its still higher than rank 10 and 20s
>check masteroverwatch

wot
>>
How do people expect Ana to change things up? Can we pray we'll finally have that attack widow or hanzo be useful by being a sniper-healer?
>>
how long should you play before jumping into comp?
>>
>>148906556
>blueberries will be out in the open
I'm ready
>>
>>148908973
That might work though there will be some heavy stacking and it'll probably just be stalemates everywhere.
>>
>>148908545
New Maps next month.
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>>148907993
>that comic

Reminds me of Dishonored where that nerdy weapon designer gave you the iconic mask to strike fear into your enemies and everyone just makes fun of Corvo for the rest of the game because they think his mask is super dumb.
>>
what are the odds of a secret skin in the patch? big patch for just one character.
>>
>>148909002
The character trailers really undersell what the character is capable of near their skill ceiling.
>>
>>148909032

She's not a sniper, she's just got a scoped weapon.
>>
Where are you meant to aim to kill reaper/mei with a hog hook combo? Those fucks always survive seemingly no matter what I do
>>
>>148909032
I can see the basic thought process behind her
>Too many people are instalocking snipers
>not enough people are playing healers
>so let's make the sniper a healer
>>
>>148908650
>In the Top 4% for Zarya in Comp Play in Elimations/minute, Blocked/min, K/D, Medals/Minute,
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>>148908792
I think a payload tug of war would be more interesting.
>starts in the middle of a mirrored map
>large open area int he center with more narrow corridors and flank routes as it gets closer to the delivery points
and to prevent too much snowballing as it gets closer the map can be shaped like an X with the bases across from each other and the delivery points across from each other. Sudden death decided by which half of the map it's on.
>>
>>148909134
Do you happen to have that comic?
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>>148908792
only if it was assault ctf
>>
Someone please explain this.

01001101 01100001 01101100 01100100 01100001 01100100
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>>148909036
People always answer in total playtime, but really it depends on how many characters you want to play as in competitive. Play at least each character you want to use for 3 or 4 hours first and really learn who works on what maps and in different situations.

You need to be versatile if you want to be a good rank
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>Brother wants to play Overwatch
>He gets addicted
>Whenever I'm not on I let him play
>He ONLY uses Roadhog
>Tfw Roadhog is 2nd most used hero now
>Tfw probably sub-30% winrate
>Mfw too scared to post Master Overwatch stats because of this

At least I still have my +70% Torb winrate, r-right guys?
>>
>playing competitive against another group of solo queue randoms about 65-75
> sudden death as always on numbani as the coin flips for us to attack
>end up surprising the enemy team set up to deal with Winstons/zaryas as we all lock soldier and 1 lucio then take the point with ease
Sure it was sudden death but it's satisfying to say WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
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>>148908792
yes and it would be fun, but the flag carrier would have to have a set movement speed and not be able to use their abilities

it would be great if the carrier got some basic abilities when they got the flag, i.e. sprint for a few seconds, heal for a few seconds
>>
>>148908650
sorry anon.
I've played with a guy who's managed to stay steadily at rank 41 and he is really really bad and only ever wins if someone carries super hard.
>>
>hook has 6 second cooldown
>RMB + hook + LMB + melee combo can potentially kill an enemy every 6 seconds

what a fun and balanced character
>>
>>148908650
Had the chance to ask a few rank 30s some serious questions why
They only had excuses. pottery etc etc.
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>>148905004
>Age
18
>Rank
62
>Best Hero
Zarya
>Worst Hero
Genji
>Sickest play
Used my ult and pulled 5/6 of the team off the edge of the map winning the game for my team.
>>
>>148909186
>top 3% for healing as junkrat
>>
>>148908650
How is this even possible? Did you just smoke PCP and play your placements or something?

I could let my cat play and he would rank 40+ probably
>>
I'm finally thinking about picking this up tonight. I have a couple of questions for /owg/ though

Is Lúcio still good? I played him a lot in the open beta and I enjoyed how I could support and heal without having to tether myself to someone, and the speed boost was neat

If I start playing tonight, what's the likelyhood of me being able to get the current comp season rewards?

Is Torbjorn still fun to play when you're feeling lazy?

and finally, is Zenyatta still made of glass?

Thanks in advance /owg/, I look forward to shitting up pub matches soon.
>>
>>148908843
She's basically a mecha anime character. She's designed to fight a giant kaiju omnic that threatens South Korea all the time.
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>>148909379
>yes
>probably not
>yes
>yes, but the upcoming patch is upping his shields and increasing his movement speed while ulting
>>
>>148909337
have you tried staying out of hook range and hitting him with every single bullet because of his massive hitbox
>>
>play Ana
>heal a Reinhard from 10 health twice in the same fight and build enough ult to nanoboost him to close it out

I love this character
>>
Why does no one use the fucking voice chat? I try to give as many useful callouts as i can over mic and very very rarely does anyone ever mic up with me. Most of the time people don't even listen to what i'm saying when i'm the only one giving our team any info. When I get into the rare game where someone is willing to talk back to me we usually fucking destroy. Why don't people understand how useful using voicechat is?
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>>148909160
Also, they mostly consist of the characters standing, followed by a rudimentary rundown of their talents that seem to only function well under very specific circumstances.

The only ones (if you don't count the movies) that don't just do that are 76, Ana, Lucio, Roadhog, and Junkrat.
>>
>>148909379
Lucio is always a good pick when you need mobile healing with a team that doesn't really stick close.
Yeah, though you still need to watch your turret
Not as much when the patch hits. They upped his movement speed when ulted and gave him more hp, I believe
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>>148909537
Because everyone sounds like a fucking sperg noone wants to hear that shit
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>>148909258
post it anyway
>>
OverwatchReport/videos/654606031353806/
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>>148909226
It's not a comic.

Nobody in Dishonored is intimidated by Corvo's skull mask. They just mock him for wearing it.
>>
>>148909590
Yeah, most don't want their rage to leak out.
>>148909664
huh?
>>
>>148909609
Damn this Mercy look sexy af what the fuck
>>
>>148909664
its a facebook link, check it out and tell me if it could be true.
>>
>>148909361
Kek. There's a certain amount of randomness to be able to justify blaming teammates if you're around 45-55, but once you go below that there's really no excuse.
>>
>The server closed due to an unexpected error
>I lost rank

BLIZZZZZZZZARD
>>
>>148909256

It's Spanish for the word 'evil'.
>>
Has anyone else had this glitch?
Every now and then when I enter a game, I get autolocked on a hero without any choice to select until I actually spawn and then choose to change character.
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>>148909002
When I first started playing, I really didn't think Lucio's wall climv would be good, or Reinhardt's firestrike. Turns out they're amazing and probably my most used abilities.

>>148909134
Think I've seen that one, but I don't have it. Still pretty great.

>>148909379
Lucio is still really fucking good and fun, don't worry.
Very slim chances of you making it to this season's rewards unless you have no personal life.
Torb is still pretty fun too, and you can chase people down with your insta-kill gun while your turrets murder the swarm of Genjis and Tracers.

He is currently, but they're fixing his glass in PTR and it'll be implemented soon enough.
Have fun, bud!

>>148909836
>8 year old niece is rank 57
Yyyeah, I don't think anything can excuse sub-40.
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>>148909705
Oh I thought it was a comic like reaper's above.

I dont remember that in dishonored, then again its been a while. I honestly fucking love the mask, but i can see how it would work inuniverse.
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>>148909609
k
not sure what I was expecting tbqh
>>
>>148909256
If those are bytes to represent ASCII characters

77 = M
97 = a
108 = l
100 = d
97 = a
100 = d

Dunno wtf Maldad means.
>>
>>148909362
Some yahoo Zarya in Egypt thought it was a good idea to use her Ultimate when we were almost done getting the last point.

In their defense, it wasn't a bad idea in theory. Line 'em up and then blast them apart with your allies.

But it also sucked in the members of OUR TEAM that weren't on the point exactly while that Zarya was far away and the rest of the opposing side was fresh out of their spawn.

So the winning move of the game technically wasn't made by us.

And because of a weird connection hiccup, I saw two sets of us. One in victory poses and another still stuck in the gravity ball.
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>>148909749
>heroshima
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>>148910018
its pretty obvious bro but your little brother fucking sucks at video games or roadhog
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>>148910018
Jesus.
>>
>>148910132
>hard light tech that could make a whole lot of things as shown in her intros
>just makes little round turrets, pithy shields, and occasionally a teleporter

Man, she'd be an awful Green Lantern.
>>
>>148906396
McCree you dumb asshole.
>>
>>148909821
Page is down, what was it?
>>
Just played with a level 30 on ranked KOTH that went from

>Roadhog (for one death)
>Bastion (for the rest of the round, we did not have the point)
>D.Va (for the entire round)
>Zarya (for about half of the last round)
>and finally McCree for the final bit

Thank god someone else raged for me
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>>148910168
>little brother
About that.
>>
Guys there is a spanish overwatch page called "Overwatch Reprot" they just uploaded a short video which name was "01001101 01100001 01101100 01100100 01100001 01100100", The video was about of some shots of Dorado then in the end we saw the desk where Jack Morrison, Soldier 76 & Sombra files are and suddenly the camera start moving and a female robotic voices says something, then in cuts in a coded/static overwatch logo. The video seems to be taken down.
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>>148908650
I know your pain.
>>
>>148910226
>ocd
>having willpower
She's never get a ring.
>>
>>148909749
The Japanese deserved that bomb
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>>148910226
>just makes little round turrets, pithy shields, and occasionally a teleporter
>"Such A Lack Of Imagination"
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>>148910435
What then theres only one thing left
>Older brother
I bet hes uglier than you too huh
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>>148910018
>Haven't looked up MO in a while
>Check to see how I'm doing
>Mfw 40% Hanzo and 30% Pharah in top 10 most used

What went wrong.
>>
>>148910453
i derped, the name is Overwatch Report.
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>>148910023
BAD DAD

ITS REAPERS DAD, THE NEXT HERO
>>
>>148909749
>The fucking chinks at heroshiima
>>
So I placed at 45

Ranked down to lvl 5 to see how low I could get for shits and giggles

Now mid 20's

I hear there are prizes for rank

What are they?
>>
>>148905004
>26
>83
>lucio
>zenyatta or dva
>wiping reunited off the payload ending overtime and winning us the game
>>
>>148910023
https://www.google.com/#q=Maldad

Spanish for evil apparently.
>>
>>148910608
We're all beautiful on the inside anon :3
>>
Now that we have 5 support heroes...

who wins the most matches. Every map both teams play offense and defense and all 3 versions of the KOTH maps.
>6 offense
>6 defense
>5 tanks 1 of which you have 2 of obviously
>5 support again 1 of which you have 2 of

I said every map because I can't think of a single map where no group has an obvious advantage like obviously defense will almost always win on defense.
>>
>>148910835
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>
>>148910835
Only ugly people say or believe that.
>>
>>148910453
Is there a way to recover it?
>>
>sudden death
>defend
>your team picks torb and places the turret next to the enemy spawnroom
thanks blizzard
>>
>>148910837
I'd say either tank or offense team would safely win most games
>>
>>
>>148910837
if youre judging by current ptr stats support with double zen steamrolls everything and its not even close
>>
>>148910751
>>148905863
>>148906435
>>148908032
I love playing as Lucio.

The enemy frequently alternates between trying to murder you and your small hit box specifically (because you're healing or speeding your team constatnly) or running away when you fire back (because nobody wants to be the one that dies at the hands of fucking Lucio and his pew-pew bullhorn).

>>148907521
Tracer confirmed for worst Overwatch agent.
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>>148910837
I'd narrow it down to either defense or tanks. Support would almost never win since they can't kill shit and you made it so only 1 hero can have 2 so there's no 5 lucios which might actually work.

Defense like you said always wins defense. Tank would dominate KOTH most likely. Offense might win a couple games here and there though in all the different modes.
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>got placed at rank 47 in Competitive
>crawled up to 58
>slowly went down to 52 because i kept losing the retard lottery
>all of a sudden became rank 51 despite not playing any games after deranking to 52
>have a 48.4% winrate
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>148911153
When you started playing competitive.
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Reminder that best girl will hit live tomorrow.
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>>148905004
>age
mid 20s

>rank
upper 60s

>best hero (in terms of skill i'm guessing)
tracer/torbjorn

>worst hero (same as above)
soldier 76 (never played as him)

>sickest play you ever made
king's row defense - near final point - mccree - it's high noon - quintuple kill - tea bag spray - violently tea bag - all captured as POTG
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>defending Anubis
>pick hanzo
>spawn in
>crosshairs not on screen
>to late to go back to swap heroes
>decide to wait till I die and do it then
>21 kills before I get killed

Hanzo's hitboxes are bullshit
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Who /crawling/ here?
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>>148911251
>no official announcements
lying on the internet is fun right? fuck off with your bullshit
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>>148905004
>19
>65
>Trashmouse
>Widowmaker
>Solo Teamkill in Overtime on KotH, then claiming the point and winning us the match
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>>148911025
>>148911025
FUND IT
U
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D

I
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powdered wig instead of what ever is going on with his hair.
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>>148905435
Ana is actually a decent support tho, with no manoeuvrability it really doesn't matter which team she gets picked for, and since the enemy/your teammate only needs to be inside the triangle when she's scoped aiming won't be that difficult.
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>>148911348
Open up your battle.net for a surprise, friend
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>>148905004
>Age
18
>Rank
59
>Best hero
Reinhardt, I've been trying to git gud with Pharah though
>Worst Hero
Tracer, Genji, Widowmaker any character that takes skill really
>Sickest play
Whenever I go on mad killing sprees as Reinhardt, one time I charged a mercy and somehow eliminated most of the team by breaking one of Reinhardts fundamental rules
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>>148911626
Wow its nothing go suck a dick
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Plain and simple competitive just isn't fun. It's full of retards and try tryhards. It just isn't as fun as quick play.

And before anyone accuses me of being shit i'm sitting at 52 which isn't THAT bad.
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Is this game worth buying if you play alone/don't have friends who play on pc
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Alright so I'm requesting any decent at editing for this text:
Hanzo : Little brother, how long are you going to keep playing ? (It's necessary to take a break)

Genji : LET ME GO BROTHER (I'll surely be in the MVP this time) (I'm a cyborg I don't need to rest)
Onto pic related. preferably in the correct spots, since this is 4chan and all.
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>>148911781
Do you see the little green arrow pointing downwards on your Overwatch launcher? Unless you have that turned off, it's installing a future update
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>>148911856
Incest?
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>>148911348
>>148911781
We got a 2gb pre-patch download, it's going to drop tomorrow if Blizzard
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>>148905004
18
34
Hanzo
Mercy
6 kills with my ult as balanced logman
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>>148905004
19
48
Ana
Mei
1v4ing the enemy team with Reinhardt and capping the point, although I did just make what I think is a pretty sick Ana play where I healed the fuck out of our reinhardt with grenades, gave him a boost, and put their boosted ulting roadhog to sleep.
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>>148906207
Whats yer offer?
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>>148911845

I'd say so but be prepared for intense frustration/ get ready to make some new ones
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>>148905004
>19
>54
>Pharah
>McCree
>Double directing some Soldier 76 and Reaper (reaper was damaged already) and then ulting the rest of the team on Lijiang Tower
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>>148905174
>that feel when no dildo
>that feel when no bad dragon
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Why does the Genji always get blamed whenever something goes wrong in a comp game?

How much damage do I have to do and how long do I have to hold the point alone until I'm considered useful?
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>>148912209
Check their sales area, they usually have good prices for things there. Their easter stuff is fucking CUTE.
Also, their stuff in general is really high quality and well worth the money imo.
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>>148912209
A nice dildo probably costs as much as Overwatch, if not less

Bad Dragon is worth it
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>>148912316
genji is the teemo of dota
it's a meme to hate him
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>that feel when you win in a landslide and then get partied up by another person you just played with and win 5 more in a row

You'll never party up with them ever again
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>>148909009
>winston
>low skill

low skill if you want to get chewed up almost instantly
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>>148911845
definitely. Overwatch is gonna win GOTY. At least it should.
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>King's Row competitive
>The enemy team just barely pushes the cart in overtime on every checkpoint and resetting overtime with Tracer and D.va
>our team breezes through every checkpoint and keeps them uncoordinated and split up
>coinflip
>we get defense
>lose after a minute of fighting in overtime

How am I supposed to take this mode seriously.

Also why the fuck would you ever not want to be the underdog. If you lose you don't lose much, if you win you gain a shitload. They can be the underdog by 1 point and still get the advantage.
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>>148912403
When I play non-meka Dva I feel like teemo. Earlier I literally had 4 people after me just to kill me. They had to push payload and they lost tons of time and they lost the match because of that.
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>>148912450
t. mains Winston to mitigate bad aim
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This isn't you, right?
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I have Overwatch on Ps4, but now I think I want to also get it on PC. I don't have a special gaming PC however, nor do I currently have the money or physical space to use for a new PC.

So, I have my laptop. If anyone can glance at this and tell, let me know if this is good for Overwatch, or at least decent:

Processor: Intel® Core™ i7
RAM: 8GB
Display: 1920 x 1080
Graphics: Intel® HD Graphics 520
Storage Space is not a problem, I have plenty

Is there any other important stat I am missing? Is this good for Overwatch, or is it at least decent?

Also, new to PC gaming purchasing, so my last question is is it better for me to go to a store and physically buy the PC version, or is there no reason for that and I should just digitally download it? Pros and cons if any?
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>>148906396
That's the real taimou? And he missed those shots?
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>>148912610
i guess youre right if you put it like that, put his low dps weapon and short range makes him kinda tricky to play.
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>>148912612
>I would call your guys aim cancer, but cancer kills
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>>148912612
>I would call your guys aim cancer, but cancer kills
That's actually a good one
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>>148912612
>skybalr
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>>148912646

Just get a keyboard/mouse adapter for ps4
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>>148912646
Your laptop is literally a toaster, how do you even run chrome on that thing?
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>>148912646
Blizzard games are made to run on literal toasters for maximum profit. You'll probably at least be able to run the game at the lowest settings.
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>>148912646
No way in hell you can ron OW with that thing
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>>148912676
Not really. His shield and his low-cooldown leap make him the "Baby's First Tank" sort of class
>>
who k95 here
>>
>Who I'm good at
Mei

>Who I want to be good at
Pharah

>Who I play for fun
Roadhog

>Who I play to troll
Torbjorn

>Who I am worst at
Widowmaker
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>>148912807
>>148912880
What would need to be improved about it for it to not be a toaster?
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>>148912646
>he fell for the laptop meme

You have a smart phone, what the hell do you need a laptop for?

Sell it while its still worth something.
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>>148912947
honestly the fact I can just be comfy in bed and still use it is a big reason
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>>148912947
Why would I get a smart phone when a laptop can do nearly everything it does but better?
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>>148912942
You would need to buy a new one, and throw that old pile of shit in the trash
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>team we need to gather and push as 6
>team come on stop running in to die 1by1
>team don't waste your ultimates we need to combo
>team
>team please just gather
and not a single fuck was given

at what rank does it get better since rank 60-70 is a complete shitshow
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>>148910952
I do that but not on Sudden Death
Place a forward turret hidden to get a small boost to your ult before it's destroyed, while I sit and wait to build a new one at the actual point
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>>148904930
>He doesn't always pick winston
>He doesn't have Explorer winston
>He doesn't have the penut butter Emote
Explain yourself faggots
>>
>playing comp
>go tryhard and pick my main symmetra on attack
>a lower ranked teammate complains
>I sneak behind the enemies and place my teleporter near the point
>we win
>next few rounds are back and forth until sudden death
>one of our teammates ragequits
>we get attack for sudden death
>pick bastion
>same low ranked retard complains again
>retard ragequits
>4v6
>I finally sneak behind the enemy team, set up turret mode, and watch toward the enemy spawn as our teammates cap the point
>we win
Enjoy your derank ragequitters ;)
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>>148912646
Got a laptop with similar specs. Don't even fucking think about it.

I'm in the same situation as you, however. Have it on PS4 but I want to play PC.
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>>148913063
>You would need to buy a new one
With what stats?
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>>148905075
Whats the game to the left?
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>>148913154
I don't know, but Alienware is the best it's what all the pros use
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>>148912646
>Also, new to PC gaming purchasing, so my last question is is it better for me to go to a store and physically buy the PC version, or is there no reason for that and I should just digitally download it? Pros and cons if any?
Can someone answer this part too?
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What is that thing for?
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>>148913117
>tfw have all of those
>tfw he doesnt have the best winston picture there is
Here you go
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>>148913270
What are considered good-level stats for non-laptop PCs for Overwatch? Or gaming in general I guess.
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Why is my overbuff rank so high with Roadhog?

My stats look pretty mediocre
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>>148905004
>24
>Implying I'm gonna finish my placement matches
>Reaper or Rein
>Widowmaker
>Teamwipe with a Death Blossom after I was the only survivor of a Graviton Surge+Rocket Barrage
>>
Ok, since we're talking about this - I'm working on building a pure gaming PC, but I know jack shit about it and am working based mostly off of the info random gaming sites are suggesting.
Is there a place you'd guys suggest for me to check out for building a gaming PC? Or just general suggestions? Money isn't a huge issue considering buying single parts at a time is easy on the wallet.
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>Sitting on the payload as zen with ult ready
>All of the sudden reaper out of no where die die die die
>Experience Tranquilety
Is there a better feeling then shutting down that edgy faggot with love and peace?


>>148913431
That's not the red team picture also not him but have this one
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>>148913109
the boost the enemy gets to their ulti far outweights what you gain
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>rank 65
>win a match by the skin of our teeth, barely outplaying the enemy team
>go up a third a rank
>lose one match as the underdogs
>lose an entire rank
I really want to stop playing and just hold onto my rank for the end of season rewards but i feel like if i'm not grinding for competitive points i'm wasting my time playing this game
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>>148908331
Dokter#1380
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>>148913663
>lose one match
>lose an entire rank

Tell me about it

its like Arena all over again
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anyone around 44 wana play comp?
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>>148913997
>Hes in the 40s with his high being 74
Fucking how mate have you only been going down?
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>>148913997
>high 74
>current 40
You're trying to derank
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>>148913439
This is trolling, right?
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>Comp KotH
>win first round pretty hard
>lose second round
>teammate disappears right after loss
>other teammate leaves after the one minute timer
>first guy comes back
>still down one player
>lose next two rounds 64 to 100 and 99 to 100
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>>148911960
Europoor here I didn't get any patch download so it must be americas only.
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/owg/, how do I get REALLY GOOD at Zarya? I was confident in my ability to play her until I started comp., and started to get my shit pushed in at every turn.

I know the basics--popping shields while getting hit and not before, etc. Am I supposed to chase people down? Hold down points? Do I play defensively? Offensively?

Thanks in advance, I'm a fuckin' mess.
>>
Can someone post 2 webms of captain amari and horus doing her shh intro?
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>>148913439
gtx 760+ and an i7
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>>148914148
I'm sorry I meant to quote
>>148913270
>>
>There's no TOTAL tab in career profile
>just qp and comp
GAY
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>>148911346
it's been a steady climb with no end in sight
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>>148905967
>play on ps4 with m+kb
kill yourself
Thats literally cheating
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>>148912646
I have a similar laptop. Can I just upgrade it to work well with OW? What would I need to boost up to?
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What kind of person is this?
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>>148914298
Quit being a fucking pussy first of all and use your shields to block damage charge and damage and just bonuses. If you use your shields right they can block a fuck ton of damage it disguestes me seeing people having under 3k damage block as zarya even in quick play and secondally quit being a sensitivity shitter faggot.
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>>148913270
>Alienware is the best
Alienware is the best at jewing you the fuck out

If you have dispensable money and don't give a shit and just want to buy quick, then you can buy alienware
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>>148914538
just adding onto this, what i do as zarya is walk straight into the enemies and wait for them to start shooting then activate my shield and use the time or damage to run away

you'll always get near 50% per shield with it

for the ally shielding just shield somebody and hope to god they're not retarded
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>>148913997
I see someone from here is posting my image on /v/ with "AT LEAST YOURE NOT THIS BAD"

Fuck you guy, good job not posting with context
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>>148914529
a great man who lives for glorious combat
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>>148914507
Are you 12?
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>>148913270
Better be bait
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>>148914529
Why is Zarya's HUD bleeding through?
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>>148905004
>age
21
>Rank
I don't play ranked
>Best Hero
Lúcio and Junkrat
>Worst Hero
Probably Rein or Widowmaker
>Sickest Play
Threw mine on enemy Pharah, killing her and shooting me up in the air, rained down bombs while in the air, killing the rest of the enemy team
>>
>>148914298
zarya main here, I'll tell you how I play her, maybe it'll help.
1. You aren't an offensive tank, you're defensive. try to stay behind at least 1 teammate at all times so you can shield them when they push forward or hold a point
2. Its very important to save your shields for the right time. Don't always shield yourself or others right away when getting hit. If you know an enemy is going to ult soon, you need to save your shields for that moment
3. prioritize your shields. If two of your teammates are getting focused, shield the most important one. Healer>Dependable Player>Squishy>Tank
4. If you know a teammate is about to ult, shield them as they use it. Works great with reaper, pharah, and genji
5. After using your ult, make sure to shield the ally closest to them because they'll focus the shit out of him or you
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ima da best lucio
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>>148913625
Having a teleporter up ASAP is worthwhile, I can't say I agree
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>>148914647
How do I damage as Zayra? Use beam or balls?
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Will you risk playing competitive the day ana comes out /owg/?
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>>148914314
>gtx 760
So my issue is my graphics card? Can I just buy it and replace my old one? If I do that, with those stats, will OW play good on my laptop (>>148912646)? Or is there more that needs to be done? I assume people wouldn't use the term "toaster" if only graphics were the problem.
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>>148913663
You get a reward for the highest rank you get. Just like hearthstone.
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>>148914538
>>148914647
thanks mangs im on my quest to be less of a faggot with the russian monster

(Saving these for future reference.)
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>>148914771

this is some guy's profile from the opposite team.
we got rolled
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>>148914869
No, you have a laptop.
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>>148914718
>Are you 12?
No, but I am new to PC gaming and laptop upgrading. I unironically want to know what I need to do.
>>
I can never get fucking ahead

>3 of my placement games have teammates that leave early or quit
>Start at 50 anyway
>Start to drop down to almost 42
>Build myself up to 50
>Drop again to 42
>Build myself back up to 51
>Drop tonight to 49
>Don't even want to play

The weird thing is I don't even play better or worse for the most part. To be quite honest there are times where I lose and have record eliminations for myself on KOTH and then there's times where I'm mediocre and my team carries me.

It all happens quickly too, one day I can't stop winning and then the next I get teams full of dual Genjis, leavers, D.Vas, Bastion on KOTH attack, etc.
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>>148914868
hero stacking will be disabled in ranked, it honestly will NOT be that big of a deal
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>>148915051
> I unironically want to know what I need to do.
Research nigga
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>>148914864
beam for focusing on 1 close range enemy
ball for hitting multiple enemies or long range
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>>148914267
Europoor from Belgium here.
I did.
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>>148914529
how
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>>148914861
we were talking about torb you silly cunt
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>>148913389

could be some kind of sights maybe
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>>148905004
>age
19
>rank
54
>best hero
Junkrat
>worst hero
Hanzo
>sickest play you ever made
Pushed off a team on Lijang as Lucio
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>>148914529
A fucking prodigy.
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>>148913389
weight?
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>>148914998
There is a stigma towards people using laptops for PC gaming? I thought you can have a good laptop that plays PC games?

In any case, what normal PC stats would I need if I were to buy a PC in the future to play this game well? The recommended stats from Blizzard (aside maybe from the graphics) are already met by my laptop, but since you are saying they are trash-tier, I don't know what regular PC stats I need.
>>
>>148914864
Balls for mobile groups
Beams for ripping through single targets/reflecting genjis/defense matrix dva
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>>148914868
Yes because mah nigga Zenny G will be a monster. I all ready average 11k damage and 9k healing I can't fucking wait
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>>148915165
Oh now it's started. Yeah looks like it's happening tomorrow.
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>>148914064
Because shit like this

>win get nothing
>lose lose everything
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>tfw Tracer tries to 1v1 you as Roadhog
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>>148915236
Sorry my dude don't mind me
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>>148914869
>>148915051
No, you can't change a laptop's graphics card

Also, you are being memed on. Your laptop is actually fine, don't listen to them
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>>148915405
>Losing to underdogs
Theres your first problem
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>>148913154
Compare what you have with the recommended specs, that's a good place to start.

Avoid integrated graphics cards. Intel HD is notoriously shit, but some companies have caught on and try to hide that if its integrated. Google the specs of the laptop in question to see if you don't recognize it.

If you're insisting on laptops for portability, at least lessen the blow and look for a refurbished one. It's not worth spending a $1000 on a laptop with specs you could get for half the price if you just built a desktop yourself.
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO I KILL ROADHOG???????????
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>>148911957
The translation clearly shows it isn't but this is 4chan so everyone thinks about banging their sibling I guess.
>>
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X3k6d5vvK2wGDLkKJnPgJdHvXhrpJ_7gdp1KpKX9YIo/edit?usp=sharing

faggot zarya anon from five minutes ago. compiled what i've seen thus far.
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>>148915506
You can if you have a good enough one. I have a laptop I'm trying to sell with a 780m and you can swap it for a 9xx series.
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>>148915542
>Reaper as Fabeo with widowshit
Not very reaper like make it dead mercy


>>148915545
shoot the pig until it dies
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>>148915110
it'll serve to further fuck with bad players tho "I lock hanzo, so noone else will" people think he locks hanzo because he wants to play it, leave. "I locked genji first!" - BUT I HAVE SKIN!!!

etc etc.
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>>148915510
When I did I say I lost to underdogs?
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>>148915652
You only lose that much when it's a underdog team.
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>>148915652
you obviously have when you drop from 74 to -900, retard. How much did the boost cost?
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Only have 1000g

wait for new skins or just buy Sunyatta?
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>>148915545
pick reaper

he has no counters right now, just pick reaper always
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>>148915623
bUT iM LUCIO
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>>148915652
the system is balanced. if you're losing a ton of exp on losses and gaining little from wins, you're getting matched up against underdogs
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Its a 'fetch me a towel Jeeves, I'm out this kiddy pool' edition.
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>>148915764
Then distract until your team can.
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>>148915764
Knock the pig off the map or speed boost away
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>>148915350
You cannot update a laptop's graphics card because it's a laptop. Seriously, do the bare minimum research, this isn't tech support.
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>>148915728
I have maybe face an underdog team a few times

>>148915742
>boost
>paying someone

Yeah get the fuck outta here with your retarded assertion
>>148915767
>the system is balanced

Bullshit
You know you're b8ing
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>>148915878
>You cannot update a laptop's graphics card because it's a laptop.

can you be a bit more precise
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>>148915506
>No, you can't change a laptop's graphics card
Oh. Well, I feel retarded.

>Your laptop is actually fine
Assuming you are not meming me yourself, is it fine as in "decent, you'll get the game to run on low settings" or "good, you can run it on normal settings"?

>>148915542
>Compare what you have with the recommended specs, that's a good place to start.
Aside from the graphics card maybe, everything I have exceeds the recommended specs on (https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/7636).

>Avoid integrated graphics cards.
Okay.

>If you're insisting on laptops for portability, at least lessen the blow and look for a refurbished one. It's not worth spending a $1000 on a laptop with specs you could get for half the price if you just built a desktop yourself.
It would be difficult for me to find the space for a legit PC, but I could try to see if I could make some. If I build a PC (which will be a new experience for me), what would you say are good stats for it? Because again, my laptop alreadty exceeds both the min and recommended stats given by Blizzard, yet everyone here is saying what I have is bad, so I don't know how much higher above the recommended stats I need to go.
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>>148915974
10/10, you legitimately triggered me from back when I did IT work. Good show.
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>>148915967
Did you end up on a rough losing spree
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>>148915405
this is what happens when you get boosted to a high rank and then try and play solo q
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>>148915967
I'm genuinly curious how you even get 74, then proceed to drop anywhere below 60.. In my mind, it's virtually impossible with how fucking AWFUL people are sub-60. You can solo them, even if you're just a decent dps player
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>>148916073
That isn't me. He's false flagging as me.
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>>148915974
>can you be a bit more precise
You are unable to update your laptop's graphics card, because it is a laptop that cannot have parts interchanged
There you go
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>qualifying for competitive
>get in match with absolute shitters
>100% certain the enemy team is a full mic'd stack
>their levels are 100+, ranked high 60's in a qualifier wtf
>100% certain my team is a bunch of randos
>literally not one person is qualified
>all of them level 25-26

>trying to capture first anubis point
>playing as reinhardt
>can't get past enemies defenses
>the second you do anything 3 of them respond immediately and ass fuck you
>get ult
>make DECISIVE PLAY
>charge past enemies by sheer luck, get on the point
>shatter the earth with my one button ult
>somehow continue to make DECISIVE PLAYS and kill 4 of the enemy team entirely on my own
>die by the fifth person
>see team
>still at the archway chokepoint held back by literally just one person and a torb turret
>nobody moved up at any point during this bullshit

>go to play defense
>pick symmetra as I main her on anubis
>first person to pick a hero
>watch in horror at the rest of the team selects 3 torbjorns and 2 hanzo's
>none of them change
>lose the match while watching a hanzo get into a sniping war with a hanzo at the arch way, while 2 people cap the point below him
>he doesn't once turn to shoot at those capping the point

Why is competitive mode the most cancerous fucking gameplay I have ever experienced in my life?
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>>148914853
One upped
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>>148916204
pretty lackluster response but thank you anyway
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Why does this game make so much meme stuff
Holy fuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIl1ncb_ZY
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>>148916153

Any 6 shitters with half a thumb and decent coordination can get to 65/70+ but alone on solo Q they deserve 50 tops.

I seen it.

I seen people be terribad 50's one day and after a party up be 60 the next, 65 the next.
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when is patch going to hit live so I know when to buy my helium tank?
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>>148915405
>win get nothing
>lose lose everything
Clearly you've never played any ranked game ever before
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>>148916281
Stop false flagging.

>>148915542
Addendum to what I replied with. Is the main issue I have just the graphics card?
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>>148916341
very likely tomorrow. blizzard usually ships updates for their games on tuesdays
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>>148916402
Then why is ptr still up?
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>last day to solo queue ranked before the best solo carry character soldier gets nerfed
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>>148916402
thank you, I'll place the order right away
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>>148916101
The roughest losing streak.

I had a 70 or so win percentage. I think I gotten to 82? And now I'm near 40 percent wins.

This is fucking impossible. Why do I have the worst luck

>>148916153
I had the greatest teams after placement. Everyone actually played right. I started solo queueing and did well and out of no where I just got losing team after losing team. I would get POTM as Lucio or Mercy with gold medals outside of healing.
>>148916378
Last game I did play ranked was WoW Arena and this bullshit was there too
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>>148916298
Big player base means big memes.
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Been dropping ranks like crazy, where is a group that isn't a bunch of fuccbois?
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>>148916328
I never 6 stacked, gives too little xp, usually duo. Whats your point tho? Even as solo on my 2nd account I could solo 70 as dps, and I'm a mercy main.. you dropped from 74 to 39! You can't blame the team, because you can 1v6 at 50-60!

I'm convinced you're boosted.
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>>148916662
make a LFG thread on the OW LFG subreddit
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>>148909190
I would play the hell out of that.
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>>148916662
Is it so hard to meet people in game shitter?
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>>148915405
That only happens when you're a shitter and don't contribute anything to your team. I've never lost that much, and always gain at least 50% because I'm almost always playing better than my team
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>>148909190
Is that kind of like the Payload Race gamemode from Team Fortress?
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>Shitter picks widowmaker and you team is still getting fucked by their sniper
>You can't pick her anymore
>Hanzo is garbage with his hitboxes gone
I'm ready to get mad when the patch hits
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Which class is the chillest? I need to calm down
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>>148917037
hanzo
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>>148917037
Any sniper.
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>>148915783
We posting comp trends?

>one string of bad luck forced me into the 50s randomness and it's taken me a week to get out
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>>14891338
It's a stabilizer
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>>148917037

Mei.

Kek.
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>>148917037
McCree
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>>148917037
Lucio
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>>148917037
Lucio is pretty chill
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>>148917037
FUCK the other replies. Play Lucio, stay behind your team, amp it up when necessary and it's smooth sailing
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>>148917037
Symmetra.

Sit back and lob balls at people, tend to your turrets, go back and build a teleporter
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Less Tracers when?
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>>148917037
Playing tanks is pretty chill. You'd think playing the healer is chill-er but some games people get on your dick and it's a little grating.

Roadhog and Rein maybe
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Is it just me or are the Defense heroes really underwhelming?
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What Pokemon would your main use?
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>>148917203

Does lucio's right click do damage? Or is it just the knockback?
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>>148916063
>Assuming you are not meming me yourself
Don't worry
>is it fine as in "decent, you'll get the game to run on low settings" or "good, you can run it on normal settings"?
>Aside from the graphics card maybe, everything I have exceeds the recommended specs
You just answered your own question
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>>148917219
We posting the dad we never had?
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>>148917361
i've seen it kill people on its own before
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>>148917361
25 damage. Great for finishing stuff like Tracer/Genji.
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>>148917130

Looks like:

A.) Solo Q Blues.
B.) You parternered with some shit tier friends.


Although I've had the weird rank updates where you get 1 person leave the enemy team after a successful first round for you, surely guaranteeing a win a modest rise, instead 2 of your team leave because they're bored of the stomp so you lose a 4v5 and get your rank shredded a bar and a half thanks to underdog/they quit first nonsense.

Enjoy the climb. Grab that Ilios spray. I believe.
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>>148917413

That must mean damage then right? But there's no hitmarker or anything.
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>>148916932
>Hanzo is garbage with his hitboxes gone

good, this fucking faggot was ridiculous with his stupid ass arrow bullshit.
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>Hero that you didn't really like his/her looks at first but now you love him/her because you have so much fun with him/her

What's his/her name?

Pic related.
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i have a question for those on the 60+ realm
do you see any Mei being used on higher comp rank? i really love playing her but i rarely see anyone talking about her strengths

just wondering if it would be worth it to continue playing as Mei
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>>148917515
Can confirm, in fact, I got killed by it today on Temple of Anubis
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>>148917543
Winston
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How do you guys effectively listen to your own music while playing this game? I need to tab in and out of game to access my spotify which is just fucking annoying if I feel like changing a song because it takes a million years for it to tab back into the game and that's just not something I can do when I only have 7 seconds at most to respawn. At least with steam games you can access youtube in the steam overlay in a split second, but there's obviously no such thing in bnet.
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>>148917515
It does 30dmg
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>>148917621

You died, for science.
And bad plays probs.
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>>148917598
Mei is like Torb and Bastion, only works against new or bad players
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>>148917598
I main mei on defense as a 67

she puts people on tilt fucking hard if you are good as her

>jump on point with a bunch of enemies on it
>shift
>wait out full duration of it
>throw up an ice wall in front of you blocking off everyone while you stay on the point
>by the time you die your teammates are back
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>>148917598
she's pretty garbage, can be useful if you know how to play her perfectly and the enemy comp allows it on coin flip defence, but then again, it's high risk mediocre reward. I'd suggest you find a new waifu.
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>>148907482
For the life of my I cannot understand why it is so hard to stay on the fucking point!!!! Maybe it's because I prefer fast characters and I'm actually gud but for god sake, it's like they don't want to win.
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>tfw you're the only one on your team even trying
>attack on anubis
>no healer
>one guy hasn't picked yet
>waits the entire counter out
>picks hanzo
>ohboyherewego
>switch to lucio
>team will not go past the first arch because there's a scary torbjorn turret
>plink it to death with lucio
>team still wont go
>WE NEED A REINHARD GUYS
>someone goes rein
>just stands in the arch with his shield
>finally just go contest the point by myself, get it like halfway done
>team still won't come
>die
>STAY BEHIND THE SHIELD LUCIO
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>>148917447
Yeah it's all solo. Just had the worst luck of my life with leavers on both teams, since it was back when enemy leavers made you get a tiny sliver of xp

I think I was right around where I belong though. Most of the 70+ people I've played with were ridiculous
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>>148917656

Fuck you overwatch has great music
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I just solo queued my way up to rank 70 holy shit
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>>148916760

oh so fuccbois?

>>148916839

I did, but we squad broken and the cost me rank. Also the fucking group MM continues to put our asses up against 10 ranks higher.
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>>148917656
>streaming music while playing online games
>streaming music at all
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>>148917656
By not streaming.
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>>148917953
why not?
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>>148917848
>>148917953
>>148917993
What the fuck is wrong with you autists
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>>148917598
Mid 60s here. I've seen a few good Meis, but not many people play them. If there's an agro Zarya on the other team you can usually just separate her so your team can pick her. Same thing with any push if you can wall separate 1-2 people. Her flanking is also pretty good since people panic when the slow starts, but you can do similar flanks with Reaper.
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Junkrat's arm and leg are prosthetics because of his obsession with explosives right?

But what about McCree?
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>>148918040

I like atmospheric music you dense penis gobbler.
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People told me Competitive is better then QP.

I did 3 games in competitive and people were the worse of retards. Should I play meta and pick Zayra and shit or play other stuff even if we have no tanks?
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>>148917358
>Zarya
Machamp. It can hold two lasers.
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>>148918040
>you autists
You are the retard here
>>148918037
What nomal people does is:
>Buy/pirate your music of preference
>select all the files and create a playlist with wathever music player you use
>turn on loop

Is it really that hard?
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>>148918231
if you're just starting your placement matches you will be matched with the cesspool of the overwatch community, you basically have to be rank 55+ to get good matches in comp
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>>148917656
My mouse lets me program buttons so I can do that without tabbing. I rather listen to game sounds though.
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>>148918231
Play what you're good at and what's gonna win you the game.

You're gonna have tons of awful and great games. You just gotta play a lot.
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>>148918141
Unexplained.

I'm an autist who writes fanfic though so I like to think that he lost in when he was in Blackwatch and Mercy 'n Torb fixed him up.
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>>148912316
Don't listen to them anon. I love playing genii when I get tired of tracer Andi like how they can get in and get out real quick. His ult could use a damage buff tho
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>>148918307
you can do that on streaming services and not have TB's of music files on your HDD... yo

you use winamp grampa?
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Holy fuck, I had no idea ana+zen+reinhardt was so obnoxious
I gotta get a trio together and try this
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>>148918480
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>>148918542
>TB's of music
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>>148918454
Any tips? I am matched against premades or some shit they combo Zayra ulti with other shit and all teamwork.
>>
where did the mccree needs good aim meme come from?

if you miss 50% of your shots as mccree you are doing 50% less damage which is no different than missing 50% of your shots as soldier or any other character
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>>148905004
23
61
Reinhardt
Zenyatta, I guess
Sextuple kill as Genji with four solo kills
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>competitive completely ruined quickplay
i just want to have fun
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>>148915631
I'm more worried about retards insta locking D.va and Ana and then sucking ass.
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>>148918701
have playlists containing everything from a few minutes to several weeks of music. I don't have to sort a big library, everything is at a search. You need to leave the stoneage pal!
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>>148918542
>streaming services
You are missing the point, you waste precious bandwith by streaming music while playing a online game
>HDD
USB
>you use winamp grampa?
VLC
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>>148918662
motherprotectschildfrommolester.jpg
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>>148919078
precious bandwidth?! In 2016? POLISH?
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>>148918751
50% accuracy Tracer isn't the same as 50% accuracy McCree. Most of the reason you need good aim on McCree right now is that he does less than soldier with the same accuracy. Not specifically damage, but kit wise.
>>
Will Golden guns be the only thing to buy with Comp Points? Because the only one worth getting is Reapers and even then it seems too much
>>
why the fuck is quickplay so fucking shit if you are good at the game? im 99th percentile in all stats for my 5 mains and soloqueue is 5 fucking minutes long and matches me against all lvl 200+ teams and my team is full of fucking mongoloids that arent even lvl 100 yet.
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>>148918805
lol
I'm instalocking d.va, but I was playing her before the patch anyway

I like actually being able to tank in addition to doing damage, also getting kills with my ult instead of just clearing people away
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>0-2 on ranked KotH
>Realize they have two Roadhogs
>Switch to DVa and just flank them mashing LMB on the Roadhogs constantly for quick ult charges
>Clear objectives off with ult every 30 seconds
>Turtle the shit out of each round on point while waiting for my team to make their way back
>Win 3-2
Holy fuck that was amazing
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>>148919190
what about mercy's?
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>TFW the enemy team goes to the car wash and gets you potg on attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkxaunLybuM
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ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>
Is this game dead yet?
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>>148915472
I don't know, I've seen 4-5 Tracers just fuck around so much they can get me down as a tank.
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Got 715 Overbucks, wanna buy something for Reinhardt, already love his classic Skin so something else.
Any recommendation?
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>>148918480

now make one where she screws up and uses her ult instead
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>>148919098
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>tfw I carry with Zarya and I'm seriously considering buying Industrial skin
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>>148919530
Wait for Ana and buy Captain Amari
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>>148919449
So damn satisfying when it happens.

Planning on seeing how Symmetra pans out on KotH maps. I've heard good things.
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>>148913270
Probably a troll

Do no buy Alienware unless you're okay with the cost markup. Better yet, take their specs and find it elsewhere.
>>
So out of this upcoming patch what am I to expect of changes to competitive in 65+
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>>148919684
Pretty high risk. You need your team to get an advantage to be useful. Also there's not too many maps with a good place for a teleporter.
>>
Are there new skins coming out?

Why is it hard for them to make an attractive female skin?

Why are all Dva skins shit?
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>Attack, Hanamura
>playing Zarya
>enemy team is Zarya, Mei, Winston at gate....Torb, Junkrat, Mercy in back
>my team refuses to push because Mei/Zarya
>Im able to keep barriers up, burn down Winston and injury Mei/Zarya
>Ult
>My team doesnt push in
>Team doesnt kill those in the Surge
>they get released back to stalemate
>Happens again in another minute or so
>Im fucking invisible
>decide to charge in and Ultimate
>get overwhelmed by MOLTEN CORE and near perfect Junkrats
>Team still just stays there
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>>148919615
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>>148913389
A stabilizer weight. Since you're loosing in a rise, it helps keep your horizontal movement in check and smooths the action after the shot.
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>>148919937
disgusting art
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>>148919642
>He likes the Industrial skin

That's pretty alright taste, friend. The gun even gets a little spike mohawk.
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>>148919642
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>>148919642
ok man kill you'reself
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>>148919642
Get Arctic instead
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>>148919921
I'm sorry, m8
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>>148919937
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>>148919482
Not even close.

>>148920134
Colorblind?
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>>148920134
surprisingly...different game
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>>148920134
How do you change red & blue to cyan & purple?
That color scheme is way better.

Colorblind options?
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>>148919937
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I WANT TO If you don't reply to this post, Hanzo will kill your mother in her sleep tonight.
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>>148914314
Don't even need the i7. OW doesn't utilize them, a i5 3.0+ will do fine and still run ultra with the same GTX 760+
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>>148920134
What are your colorblind settings, could you share them please?
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>>148919684
Nepal is the best in my opinion because of the flank points and the choke points on enemy entrances to the area surrounding the point. Ilios isn't so great. I haven't tried her out much at Lijiang, but I'm not a fan of the general layout. There are a few places, but they could easily be flanked to ruin your fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ-sip4-CFw&feature=youtu.be&t=4m

>roadhog
>not broken

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>148920226
>>148920265
>>148920295
>>148920357
O-oh.. okay.
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Death comes!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04&feature=youtu.be
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>>148920373

I cant see playing her on ilios or lijiang without getting your entire team screaming at you, plus winston is just way too viable on those maps and he'll fuck your shit all up.

nepal seems doable on at least 2/3 maps for sure
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>>148920223
Ana really is the best Mom.
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>>148920343

FUCK OFF NARUTO YOU WEEB ARCHER
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>>148920414
Thanks friend.
Here, you earned this.
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>>148920451
>Tracer takes no damage from Reaper's ult
The fuck...
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I figured with the crowd getting thick I'd be in the 80's. Well good stuff
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>>148906193
>30
>old and slow

I'm 36 and rank 74. Git gud.
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>>148920704
She did lucio just healed it
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>>148905731
>McRee spins revolver
>Bees fuck off

Pretty good hero boyo.
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>>148920649
Thanks friend
>>148920810
You sure? From what I could tell, she just went through it. At that close, it should've did much more damage and at least shown her hp going down then back up.
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>>148920130
ew no
that's generic
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>>148920947
Reaper's ult is a circular pattern of damage. It has gaps that fill and disappear as it goes as the max damage leads in.
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>>148921209
Your taste is deplorable
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Reminder that young Ana is objectively best girl
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>>148921220
I know that. She was right next to him and took a quarter of a second of damage because of her staying in the radius from her speed.
At the very least, she should've took some noticeable damage, unless I'm just blind.
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I HATE COIN FLIP
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>>148921421
i wanna fug that granny
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>>148920498
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>>148920734
Comp or quickplay?
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>>148908650
How are you 35?

I'm purposely trying to drop my score, either through dodging or playing w/e the fuck I want, team comp be damned

I can't get below 37, 2 hour dodge bans need a nerf apparently

Help!
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>>148905004
>Age
18
>Rank
50 Deranks hit HARD
>Best Hero
I don't know. I'm pretty decent with most of them. But when I play Mercy my teammates rarely die.
>Worst
Genji
>Sickest play
Between two. Both as Edgelord.
Went onto the point in Nepal amphitheater and Ult'd as Reaper. Roadhog hooked me out of it and I was at 90%. Hit him enough to get back to 100%, Ult'd agiain and wiped there team.

In Hollywood attacking, almost to final point. Soldier got me with a helix as I warped and tea bagged my corpse. Go back, flank left and jump out Ult'ing. Got 3 of them and saw the Soldier run up shooting. Quick pop to the head sent him flying into the wall, ran over and teabagged him violently for the 3 seconds it took my team to push in the car. Got PoTG with that, fadded to black as I teabagged him, he fucking rage-quit. LOL.
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>already getting aimbotters in my games
great
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>playing like garbage, tilted and emotional as fuck
>take a break, drink some tea, read some advice from higher level players, practice muscle memory on some bots
>queue ranked, head is 10 times more clear, picking the right characters, staying alive, hitting the shots, can't stop winning
>no longer butthurt about muh team, realize that all my losses are my fault because I could have always played/picked better
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>>148921421
She looked like this well into her 40s, according to the group photo
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Can't wait for them Zenyatta buffs, he's gonna be even better.
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>>148921618
>comic has the source url
>ifunny watermark

Get it together.
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>>148921673
I just won with Lucio yet, I never played him before.

Any tips for BR nigg music guy?
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Anyone else having to change their strategies as they rank up?
I used to fucking dominate as Lucio. I'd run straight into the enemy team and just go full JSR. Now if I do that, I get rekt. I basically just try to stay alive as long as possible now, hanging back behind my team and using my ult when the enemy makes a push. It's still decently enjoyable, but not nearly as fun as it used to be.
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>>148905004
>22
>68
>Reaper
>Symmetra
>Best play
I warped up to a bridge on one of the escort missions on numbai. I looked down and saw the entire enemy team below me, I hit "Hi" and then ulted down into them.

Extremely fun getting the PotG too.
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>>148921421
I would pay real money for a Captain Amari voice pack, sucks how she's got a granny voice even with this skin
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>>148920324
>>148919937
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What is the fucking point of the Overwatch screen showing up when the game ends while you have the menu up?
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>>148921421
Pharah?
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>>148921623
That's my quick. I rarely have a comp group so I'm dead locked 50/50 win/lose at rank 54. I ain't too serious for comp so I'm usually glad to play tanl/support backfill. But in general I run a mean Pharah, Reaper and a 70% winrate D.va. Can't wait for her buff.
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Shipping is stupid.
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>>148921834
That would be a lot of work. They'd have to redo every single line (and future line) for one character. At most you should only ever expect 10~ special lines. From something like a young voice.
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>>148921785
1. use speed boost, then start hopping around and switch to healing boost and youll retain speed while healing
2. wallride as much as damn possible, it makes you harder to target
3. stay alive, preserve your own life, don't overextend to do some dumb shit
4. if you're under fire, speed boost yourself the fuck out of there, don't stay on the heal aura
5. if you think youre wallriding enough you're not, be that unhittable faggot
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>>148921421
>literally a non-fat kim kardashian
do want
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who would you say is the best hero your most likely to win as in solo q ranked besides playing a healer?
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>>148921991
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>>148921991
say that to my face
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>>148907924
because she has much love to give

>>148908026
sure peeps, here ya go
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>>148921785
Lead his shots heavily, learn to melee, learn to hop, practice wallrides, and know where good environmental kill spots are.

Break down when shit's about to go down.
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>day 1 beginner
>wooow bastion is so powerful, nerf pls
>day 2 beginner
>wooow people keep picking genji and hanzo on my team, it's their fault i lose

What's next?
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>>148921421
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>>148922024
>youll retain speed while healing
Can anyone confirm this? I've never felt like this was the case.
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>>148921849
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>>148908984
MADA MADA
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>>148922130
Theres not enough futa sfm. This one has amazing pov too.
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>Genji and Hanzo are mained by shitters who ruin games
Time to remove weaboos
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Why is Pharah so edgy?

>Mom fights to make world a better place
>Mom teachers her that no, fighting is in fact not glamorous, and murder is never good even if the situation makes it not evil either
>Mom does her best to keep her out of the violent life style
>Pharah goes military then into a private security company when the military doesn't have enough action
>Pharah talks about how her mom doesn't love her

Is she still 12 years old?
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>>148922231
try it yourself. If you jump you don't slow down as much.
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>>148922231
nah, you just retain any momentum you had while airborne.
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>>148922231
Someone on reddit confirmed this with some video evidence as well.
Speed Boost + E into bunny hopping means you maintain the speed
Though really you just lose it at a much slower rate
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>>148922314
>Pharah talks about how her mom doesn't love her

She doesn't. She just thinks Ana wouldn't be proud of her with her career choices and they grew a bit distant over the years because of work but Pharah still respects her in pre-match dialogue.
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>>148922236
>>148921849
>>148920324
>>148919937
>>148919615
>>148919098
>>148918662
>>148918480
Gotta go to sleep, see you in the next owg
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>>148922448
It works for others too. IF you mine jump as a junk and jump right after landing, you keep some of that momentum
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>>148915339
That is the best fucking meme I have ever seen.
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>start learning widow since every other game my exclusive job is to remove bastion cancer
>speak of the devil, one sits inside the spawn at gibraltar
>kill it
>pharah then kills me and they snowball to last check point, bastion sitting on the payload
>i start gitting gud, shutting them down for 5 minutes
>bastion tries to counter me by switching to gorilla
>can't even jump to my spot
>we win
>bastion: "oomg noobs"
One Bastion schooled, 1000 more bought Overwatch in the meanwhile
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>>148922130
>she doesn't disappear from time

Triggered tbqh senpai
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>>148922296
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>>148922314
>me ooga
>mom booga
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pokelawl is a one trick pony
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I swear this matchmaking is rigged against me
I was Rank 52 when this started
>KOTH on Nepal
>with Rank 51s-54s
>win
Got some xp
>Hanamura
>with rank 48s
>carry shitters to victory with 3 golds medals (silver in elims because we had a pretty good reaper for some reason)
Then
>Temple of Anubis
>with level 48s again
>two of the guys on my team were lagging
>despite getting 4 golds we still lose
>one guy refused to switch off Hanzo/Widowmaker
Then
>Hollywood
>with rank 48s again
>literal retards on both teams
>carry the retards on my team
>enemy team has torb, zarya, rein, symmetra, zenyatta, bastion
>my team doesnt understand the concept of counterpicking
>we get sweeped, not even capturing the first point
>we end up winning defense surprisingly with the enemy team not capturing the first point
>we get coinflip attack
>usually this is good, but not in this case
>we lose
>4 gold medals again
Fuck you, Blizzard. It's like they want me to lose
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>>148921665
>their
FUCK
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>>148922514
No. Don't come back.
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>>148921785
Okay, Lucio's gun is shit, but it's horribly out of sync with everybody else gunfire so pepper your along with your allies for a steady stream of gun fire. Alt-fire to boop people off the point, away from teammates or off cliffs. Lucio songs linger for half a second you you can leave people at like 90% and they'll probably be affected by your songs. Also your heal is an invisible sphere around your so you can heal/speed up people above and below you as long as you can see them. Heal song:Amp Up is mostly for saving teammates; try not to use it for regular healing. Speed song:Amp up is good for disengaging or engaging either to help your teammates get kills or finish off low health foes yourself. Wallride is more important than it looks; as long as you're aware off your surrounding you can escape most characters witth it as long as you aren't out in the open. Sound Barrier affect people in your Heal/Speed Song aura as long as you see the counter tick for them you CAN hit them with your ult. Also, Sound Barrier's activation is a jump and pops when you land so you can use it as a double jump and as long as you survive on the way down you'll be safe to Heal Song: Amp up under the shields.

Warning: your hard counters are D.Va, Tracer, McCree and Junkrat as they have ults that do enough burst damage to just shit on you trying to save anybody with your ult.
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>>148922156
>day 3 beginner
>what do you mean "switch from Hanzo, he isn't doing the team any good?"
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>>148922587
>thinks medals mean anything at all

You're dogshit and you deserve the teammates you get.
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>>148922584
Literally who
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>>148922715
>not understanding that medals are a measure of how well you do in a team
How are the low 40s treating you?
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>>148919078
>VLC
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>>148922296
Why do the weeaboos use Genji and Hanzo, but not D.Va? Surely she is anime enough for them, even if she is Korean.
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>>148920343
But magic doesn't exist in the real world. How would he ult her?
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>>148922715
When do you think Blizzard will finally implement a proper scoreboard?
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>playing healer
>enemy team has 3 tanks
>nobody is playing reaper
>don't want to switch in case nobody switches to healer
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>>148922843
She's not useful enough on live. At least with Hanzo you can get corner headshots, scatter arrow kills, and shit outs ults. Different flavor of weeb too. She's for moe waifu types and the Shimadas are for shounen Naruto stuff.
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>>148922880
If you want to play CoD just lock soldier 76
>>
>tfw gained 20 levels on PTR
send help
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>>148922687
>Not getting constant headshot clusters and getting objective kill cards
Why even play?
>>
>>148922990
*Widowmaker
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>>148922967
just switch if you think you'll lose either way anyway
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>>148922967
just play Zen he's a tank destroyer.
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>>148922660
Do you need a hug anon?
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>>148922990
Tf2 had a scoreboard. Why do the people who deride something for being like CoD seem completely unfamiliar with the games that did something before CoD ever did?
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>>148922843
D.Va mains get complained about in these threads too

She's for Koreaboos and waifufags though. Genji and Hanzo are for Japan weebs and the occasional husbandofag.
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>>148923071
Yo, brosef wanted beginner tips. I'm not about to tell him to be a KotH god when he doesn't know you can wallride out of the Ilios pit
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>>148922587
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>>148922843
Kids these days don't watch mecha anime.
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I am the worlds only good hanzo player, no one else should play hanzo.

t. every hanzo player

it's really true in my case though, please believe me
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>>148923175
EVERY GAME has a scoreboard. Except Overwatch. For some mystifying reason.

I really hope they at the very least add it to ranked.
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>>148917361
m1 > melee > m2
gives you a nice burst of ~100 damage
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>>148923280
>Not wall riding out of the Nepal pit
THIS GUY
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>win game
>enemy team starts bitching about their Hanzo
>he was actually pretty solid, really was the only answer to Roadhog on their team and our Roadhog was doing well
>he had a key ult that was the only reason they ever made a successful push
>he had gold damage

why the fuck does everyone bitch about Hanzo so much
>>
When is this fucking patch. Hurry up already. I want people that I click to actually take fucking damage when I play mccree
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>>148922880
Scoreboards are too video-gamey and problematic
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>>148923268
I find weeaboos and waifus deplorable but Dva is fun a fuck to play
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>>148923331
>REC
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>>148923361
I believe you
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>>148923487
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>>148923413
It's a stereotype-risk pick. Many people prefer safe picks.
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>>148923505
definitely xbox
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>>148905004
21
44/45
Mercy
Never played Winston so him I guess
Never really had a sick play, I just play mercy and Lucio to help the team. Zarya if someone picked heals before me
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>>148923376
I wonder if there's a script to automelee? For some reason I have trouble remembering to do that, yet some people seem to melee so fast every time someone is closeby...
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>>148923363
As I understand it, it's to prevent more bitching and moaning among the team. It seems like there's already enough but at the same time people can stop falsely accusing someone of not pulling their weight. I think QP doesn't need a scoreboard but Comp ought to have it. Especially with the one hero limit next season.
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>>148923413
Because are you really going to trust every person that picks Hanzo/genji/widow promising they can carry when they could just pick something reliable like S76
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>>148905004
24
rank 70
Pharah and Junkrat are the best
fuck genji he is the FUCKING WORST FUCK
wiped an entire team with torb's ult while on defense
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>>148923429

If things are going as they usually do we'll get the patch at 3-4 am PST (Los Angeles, Blizzard is on the west coast of the US).
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>>148923564
Animes?
>>
no "Nothing personal" voice line for genji

why
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>>148923363
>For some mystifying reason.
During the early beta they didn't have a kill feed either and said because the game should be focused on the objectives people don't need to know how many kills/assists/etc everyone is getting at all times.

In short, Blizzard has no idea how to make a FPS.

>>148923475
Sounds like a Blizzard response.

>>148923646
I honestly don't understand how they think hiding scores will prevent bitching and moaning. Bitches will bitch, moaners will moan, a scoreboard just either justifies them or shows off how much of a shitter they are.
Though I do agree, if they turn out to be hellbent on keeping it out of quickplay, they should at least put it in competitive mode.
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>>148923769
Because Mei is the one who says "nothing personal"
>>
McCree rework ideas

>Fan the Hammer (Peacekeeper alternate fire) removed
>Peacekeeper damage increased to 40-75 (previously 35-70)
>new passive: Bullseye - Headshots from Peacekeeper have reduced damage falloff.
>Flash Bang now automatically draws a bead on the stunned hero's head. If multiple heroes are stunned, Flash Bang draws a bead on the hero with the lowest maximum health
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>>148923413
It's a crapshoot in skill and people hate sniper pulls on KoTH for lack of point-standiness. If a sniper isn't making killing blows they aren't readily seen as useful. One of the few ways to see if a Hanzo is doing well without killing blows (probably via corner spam) is if he can ult 3-4 times in a good length match.
>>
>tfw all my friends ranked up and now they dont want to play with me because my rank is too low
>>
>>148923413
I'd probably say at least in the trenches of the low 50s, 1 in 8 Hanzos will just be one of those crazed types, always landing scatter arrows perfectly, ult is up everytime there's a bunch up, and landing headshot lobs on your support.

The other 7 out of the 8 are garbage.

There never seems to be a middle ground.
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>>148923769
Because he has mada mada
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>>148923629
>automelee
Just have it on a key that is easy to reach. You should be able to use it as fast as you use your other abilities. Also, the hit box is super generous in both angle it hits and the timing of the hit. You can spin in a circle and hit every target in range with one melee.
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>never played Roadhog until a few weeks ago
>he's fun as fuck
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>>148923769
Because Reaper already has that line.
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>>148923754
Xenoglossia, then Galko-chan
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>>148923873
How to actually fix McCree

-Remove damage nerfs (allow Fan The Hammer to do the 400-something damage it used to do)
-Change his flashbang into a 3 second ability silence that makes it so that target can only use their primary attack during the duration of the silence.

He would be perfect
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>>148923873
Are you retarded? Draws a fucking bead?

He literally doesn't need any changes after this patch goes through
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>>148923475
I think you mean toxic.
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>>148923361
>said literally every hanzo on my team ever
>"don't worry guys, trust me i'm different"
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>Dorado attack
>Some guy instalocks Hanzo
>Also has Hanzo on his name
>Me: Uh, support?
>Guy1: Hanzo, change, that hero isn't good in this map
>We go in without supports
>We win
>Defense
>Instalocks Hanzo again
>A guy decides to go Lucio
>We won defense
>He gets POTM
>mfw

Uh, I guess I was lucky
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>>148923984
Roadhog is one of my favorite killers. Since he's single target he helps make sure respawns dripfeed in.
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>>148923826
>don't need to know how many kills/assists/etc everyone is getting at all times.

It bugs me that the killfeed disappears and doesn't keep displaying the most recent kills. It does have utility, like maybe Pharah will get that I (Lucio) just got sniped and can stop spamming the "I need healing!" voice command. Knowing that your healer is dead and what killed them is really important information.
>>
So...my stats on the PTR than on the normal servers. The normal ones did not register the last 10 matches I played. It also didn't register one of the skins I bought. What's up with that? Will it ever sychronice?
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>>148924075
I can't aim: the post.
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>>148923826
>Blizzard has no idea how to make a FPS
It sure feels like it. But I have hope, now that they added a new mechanic for Dva's shield. Maybe we'll actually see more good changes being made in the future.

>>148923962
Yeah, I should probably buy a new mouse with more buttons.

>>148923743
I'm betting 26th is the day of the patch.

>>148923873
Lowest MAXIMUM health? At least lowest current health would make some sense...
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>>148924075
Why not just make the flashbang blur/hinder your vision and cause a flinch where you can't fire for a half a second.
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>>148924025
Thanks family
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/8/85/Zenyatta_-_Be_one_with_the_Universe.ogg
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>>148923505
With you. I wish it wasn't.
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I'm tempted to pick up mcshit after this patch for his tracer and pharah removing ability
How should I be positioning myself playing him? His immobility/durability is crippling, and his ult requires you to waddle in plain sight with a sign saying shoot me if not used for area denial
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>>148924075
I actually like this. Although I'm 90% sure shitters would walk into mccrees face, watch him unload on them and then go cry on Reddit if it actually happened
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>>148908589
>arrow

subtle b8
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>>148924252

Blizzard wants McCree to kill squishy heroes. I don't know why they've chosen this gay hill to die on, but they have. So, lowest maximum HP. To kill the squishy guy.
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I am just not good enough to make use of Tracer's kit
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>Reaper has just barely enough HP to survive Roadhog's hook+shotgun blast combo
He really was designed from the ground up as a tank buster
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whos the most anime overwatch
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>>148924228
Blizz ported they have an issue of their side today, at least.
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>>148924352
yes you are, believe in yourself!
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>tfw your McCree headshots keep whiffing because of 20 tick
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>play OW for two hours
>room temperature went up by 6°C

I miss my low graphics videogames.
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>>148924198
Any time someone literally mains a retard hero and insta locks them every game I just troll the fuck out of them with mei.

That kind of cancer should just not be tolerated
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>>148924228
>Will it ever sychronice?
No. And I don't understand why people are so mindboggled about how testservers work? Several games have them, and they all tend to work the same way.

>>148924346
But what's the point? You should already know who are the weak (low HP) heroes anyway.
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>>148924207
I'm still sad that it doesn't display who was resurrected. That's fairly important information.
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>>148924075
>Regularly see McCrees do well as duelers and be able to swing the match as proper DPS
>They move well and shoot well

Naw dude, you're just bad at McCree teamplay.
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>>148923505
Genji is the hero we need
>>148924424
Or maybe it's just because you're bad.
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>>148924475

Re-read the Flash Bang change.
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>>148924564
Re-read my previous message.
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>>148924346
If they really wanted McCree to kill squishies they should just give him a passive like "always crits against heroes with 200 or less max HP."
Then they could make him as shitty ad they want in other situations as unless his damage were reduced to nothing he would always be useful at slaughtering Tracers/Genjis/etc
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>>148924232
>I can't aim: the post.

Him having a stun is "can't aim: the post," a silence wouldn't completely immobilize dudes.

I like silence because it would prevent a bitchass Reinhardt from hiding behind his bitchass shield and force him to swing his hammer around.

>>148924258
Silence forces people to just fight you straight up without being able to escape or use a shield, it's the best for his cowboy "High Noon" duel theme.
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>>148924258
because its not supposed to prevent fire its supposed to prevent tracer from blinking/rewinding/being a general dickass faggot
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>>148924424
if anything, hitscan weapons benefits from "20 tick".
if your shots goes off delayed, it's you who's having latency issues.
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>>148905174
Is this how people perceive medics/healers in all games? Because I feel bad now.
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>>148908545
a patch with anything at all in it is pretty par for the course if you want your game to live

at the very least some new cosmetics and bugfixes would be enough to keep people's interest
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>>148919558
More of this?
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rein mains how do i fucking stay alive when the shield breaks
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Genji is cute! When I play a healer I can't help but pocket Genji players because he's just so cute!
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>>148905174
>>148924715
Thank god for Lucio.
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>>148924424
The game is pretty much client-side hit detection for hitscan. You just need to buck up buckaroo.
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>>148924672
A single-stun is a way to occasionally keep kills rolling. Other McCree can do well within his line or flanking solid shots. Shit, a good Mei has it harder than McCree
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>>148924523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
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>tfw someone finishes off two enemies you got down to <50HP and turns your quintuple solo kill into 3 kills + 2 assists
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>>148924483
They could just make a different color background for resurrections showing Mercy -> [Junkrat] or something.
But that would be clutter of unnecessary information says Blizzard.

Also why the fuck is the killfeed upside down?
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>Mr. 47, can Hana come out today?
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>>148924715
Really? Then play healer for once. Or just sit there on your side of the computer as I sit here with you pity and nothing changed. I'm a better healer than you'll ever be.

Thanks for the thought though. Didn't think you DPS/Tank players had the brain power.
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>>148924487

>regularly
>translation: you saw one last week
>McCree has the worst comp winrate in the game after D.va


m8, you're spinning tales to not lose an anonymous internet argument.

>>148924643

That way there's zero ambiguity as to where Flashbang will target, mostly. It can be jarring to have your cursor flick someplace you weren't expecting, but if it's in a tooltip it can be dealt with.
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>>148924840
Stuns are just not fun.

I stopped playing McCree during his prime because there was just zero skill involved in sneaking up and E RightClicking people. A silence makes him infinitely more skill-based because you have to still aim at a moving target.
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>>148905004
>age
25.
>rank
0/10 never played ranked.
>best hero
Cowboy.
>worst hero
Genji.
>sickest play you ever made
Nothing comes to mind.
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>>148924796
Unless you can nest back to some HP you gotta' get out the way. Or die, because you either charged ahead or are the last man standing. He feels so squishy without the self-heal or movement burst.
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>>148924475
>>148924402

Thank you both.
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>>148924715
Just Mercy mains
Lucio players are fine
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>>148920343
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>I think I will play Overwatch today!
>win
>win
>win
>win
>about to win, lose and drop a rank
>about to win, lose and drop a rank
>lose and drop a rank
>somebody quits and I drop a rank
>somebody quits again and I drop a rank
>win and I don't even gain a rank, even though I literally just dropped a rank the previous game

I am in matchmaking hell right now. My teammates are giving me NOTHING. I am playing my ass off, and I still lose. And people quit mid-match and I drop a rank. And even if I win, I get no experience.
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>>148924950
Who the fuck is Mr. 47? Is it the alias of Jack Morrison's brother, John Morrison?
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>>148925004
Fuck I love TAS smash vids, original link?
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>>148905004

>27
>57
>Soldier: 76
>Reinhardt
>quintuple kill Death Blossom on Dorado payload
>>
If only Mercy players actually were masochistic sluts who got off on keeping the team healthy. In reality they're sad men who want no accountability for losses and all the upvotes at the end for their generic "25% of team damage healed" card.
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>>148925024
Learn to use your mic and give your team guidance.
Otherwise you deserve it.
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>>148920343
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>>148924424
>blaming 20 tick for hitscan missing
You don't know true pain until your Pharah rocket goes through somebody
FUCKING THROUGH
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>>148924424
>I’m what you would call a “Late Adopter,” meaning until just last week I was still grinding it out on a cable modem. You remember what it’s like playing action games on narrowband, right? I would play Overwatch on the Mexico map and camp out near the radio with Bastion, then some Genji would appear and stutter-step into the alley while I slammed on my mouse button, and somehow a moment later I was dead.

>“LAG!!!” I would type.

>With my new FIOS modem, I no longer have to worry about connection problems. In fact, I get a ping of under 50 to my favorite server. Everything is silky smooth. It’s like being in the real Italy. It’s changed my whole gameplay style! Now I camp next to the payload using McCree.

>But that’s beside the point. My point is, the guy comes busting around the corner into the alley and I started slamming onto my mouse button, peppering that whole alley with bullets and stun bombs like I was pouring sprinkles on a cake. The Hanzo crouched beside a crate, took a shot, and blew me across the room, dead.

>“20 TICKRATE!!!” I started to type, and then I realized something … it wasn’t the lag at all.

>I just really, really suck. And I have … all along.
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>>148924960
I don't really play comp and I still see McCrees all the time. For real, if you can aim and move well McCree is still A-OK. Just because he isn't a lazy safe choice like Reaper doesn't mean he sucks.
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>>148925024
The system is fucked. The only way to play is to just stop caring about the "skill" number. You'll get victory points anyway.
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>>148925229
>having to tell dumb assholes what to do
>every single game
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>>148906491

parkinson's, obviously
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Does anyone else get the feeling that roadhog's hook is too easy to hit? I mean obviously you cant give it a tiny hitbox or it's useless, but I have like 5 hours on him and I feel like I've already mastered it. It's so hard to miss that it's basically guaranteed unless youre going for really low chance hooks.

It makes him HARD counter whatever is vulnerable to his hook so hard, rather than being a more soft counter because it can be outplayed.
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>>148906335
>>148907120
>>148908160
blizzard literally already told us that it's a bug with POTG
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So who's more likely to commit suicide in Overwatch?

My money is on Tracer. Widowmaker is a close second if she ever get's her memories back.
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>>148925382

>I don't really play comp

I could tell. But, anon, balancing for quick play is retarded. And you're retarded for making an argument based on that.
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>>148925443
The other option is getting friends.
Scrub.
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>>148925509

Winston. He left his tribe of hyper-intelligent Moon Apes to go fight a war on Earth. A war that he won and can never receive any credit for because he's an abomination against nature.
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>hook Tracer
>she flies past me and is about to land behind me
>quickly turn around and blast her in the face
Not today, Overwatch
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stop this meme
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>Hanzo/Widowmaker keeps spamming for us to attack the objective
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>>148925503
bullshit. These guys are obviously cheating. Pros in CSGO did it for years, and Valve struggled to sniff them out. You think Blizzard is really that on top of their anti-cheat when the game is this young and all the tournaments are 3rd party?

>but I watched them stream, they're obviously really good at the game! they're not cheating!
of course they're good players, the best players are going to beat average shitters that are subtlety hacking. The strongest possible player is the best + an aimbot, and that's what they do.
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New
>>148925842
>>148925842
>>148925842
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>>148925742
>Instalock Windowlicker
>Their Torb turret only goes down when I deal with it
>As Genji
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>>148925509
Handsoap with his woa is me mentality of I can never be redeemed.
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>>148924830
I don't know if my aim is shitty or what but even when people stand perfectly still my bullets go right through them
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>>148925024
Just as a PSA for anyone with Overwatch induced depression, you don't have to watch your skill level fall everytime. You can safely leave the match the second the victory screen is shown.
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>>148907801

>be Taimou
>be streaming
>turn off aimbot because got caught last time
>having a rough day, parkinson's at 100%
>play McShitter to try and compensate for said rough day
>get shit on by a really good Tracer
>bitch in chat like a sub-50 shitter

I guess it's true: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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>>148921618
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>>148921849
These are an easy fix
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>>148926170
>Do you need condoms?
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>>148905004
>>age
dataminer pls
>>rank
0 coz 2scared
>>best hero
Level2 Turret
>>worst hero
McReeeeee
>>sickest play you ever made
Pharah in Ilios 99-99, pushed back half the team off the map, resulting in win
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>>148925510
You can go about doing the internet toughguy stuff, but comp/quick don't demand a separate eye in OW. This isn't CS pre 1.6 no AWP skrim shit. Way more people still play quick, plenty 100+. I'm not making an argument against your soon to be archived and deleted "fix" for McCree. I'm just noting people who can aim and move well don't have issues playing McCree. Apparently you might, and probably a couple more problems a website can't help you with.
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>>148917813
kek
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>>148926429
Yeah, you'd think condoms are obsolete in the future! The pill works perfectly and all STDs are cured.
>>
>>148905004
>age
23
>rank
59
>best hero
Roadhog
>worst hero
Widowmaker (just because I've played her for under ten minutes)
>sickest play you ever made
Solo team kill with reaper (4 with ult, then killed 2 others after) with all kills doing 100% of their health
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>>148921991
I thought the lamps were zenyatta
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>>148912612
>I would call your aim cancer but cancer kills
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>>148912612
>I would call your aim cancer but cancer kills
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>>148917358
My second favorite Overwatch hero with my second favorite Pokemon.

Thanks for this image.
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>>148923873
>not a passive that ricochets bullets all over obstacles
>not teaching the cowboy GEOMETRY
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