/dsg/ Demon's and Dark Souls General

someone kill me I'm stuck and want to respawn

>get cool ideas for roleplay characters and builds
>get into the game
>stop playing after 30 mins and go back watching a meme youtuber play DS3
Anybody else feel this way?

>>148897292
Where do you want signs exactly?

6th for r/ProtectorsofPriscilla!

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>invade at pontiffs
>spawn near the archers but get teleported into a backstab by some guy near the giants
>alt-f4 immediately

so i just logged back on and in the menu it says that my character is in the cemetery of ash, but the SL has remained the same

what the fuck happened

>>148897802
inside prison tower where you cant place signs, the host is a meme.

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>>148897751
No, I stopped playing DS3 all-together just a week or so after release.

ANOR LONDO PC FC
NO CE REQUIRED
PASS: dsg

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>>148898404

>>148898740
Give me 2 hours I'll be there after I kill suly

>>148898762
I didn't get a warning when I logged back on though, famygdala

HELP I'M GETTING BULLIED

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post yfw
>Enter fog gate in DLC
>Velka : Goddess of Sin

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>>148899128

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drop your signs here lads

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>>148899128

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>>148899128
I don't care

>>148898815
Do you need help

So I need a refined gem to play a good quality build like I did in DaS1 and 2? I wanna play with a long sword and some spells like I always do, but for some reason the longsword seem shit. Should I just level strength and make a heavy longsword or something?

>>148899128
>enter fog gate in DLC
Well, what is it?

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>>148899128
>Enter fog gate in DLC
>Primordial Hydra

>>148899286
coming

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>>148899128
>Enter fog gate in DLC
>Dark Souls 1 pandering

>>148899375
>he thinks he has what it takes
This is a solo job, I'm sorry you can't come with me. For your own safety.

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best friends :-)

Let me get this straight:

Dark Souls was developed by the original team, known by the community as the A team

Bloodborne was developed by the A team as well

Dark Souls II was developed by the B team, mostly inexperienced outsiders

Dark Souls III was developed by the B team as well, but with Miyazaki in the director's chair

Am I right?

And what is the A team up to these days?

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>>148899128
What's she gonna do, read my misdeeds at me? I got none, I'm a clean man. At least ingame, hur hur hur.

>enter fog gate
>mfw Last Goddess Gwynevere
>mfw Carthus Heavy-Duty Siege Engineer: Return of the Giant Avelyn
>mfw Brigand 16-Pounder
>mfw Plain Doll, The Paleblood Gatekeeper
>mfw Father of Giants

>>148900191
A team is busy making King's Field V

>>148899324
My reaction too. My only interest towards a Velka themed bossfight would be how ENB would react to it since either his bones would jump through the roof or curse it as a bigger rotten abortion than his younger children.

The Pardoners didn't play a role in the story of DS3 so expecting Velka to pop out is imo unrealistic and in my opinion it would be better to keep her as a background character.

I'd like to see some sort of fucked up hellbeasts as bosses,though. Good swordfights are more than welcome too, but I'd like to also see a feral and very aggressive bows.

>>148900405
Im convinced the reason why there are so many damn swordfight bosses in Dark Souls III is because of the B team.

>>148900191
C O N J E C T U R E

>its a sythe user never attacks unless attacked even though he outranges the raiper user by 3x episode

ebin meta

>>148900515
>series based on swordfights has swordfights for bosses
>"B-TEAAAM!"

>>148900872

Did you get invaded by Paddrick?

>>148900872

>Seriously complaining about losing to a scythe while using a rapier

Yesterday I gave some people an aneurysm by posting from the protectorsofpriscilla subreddit, now I bring you this gem:

>From the first time I laid eyes on the awesomeness that is Artorias, I couldn't help but think that he shared some subtle similarities with the protagonist of the Zelda series, Link. I saw the greatest similarities however, with the Link from Twilight Princess.

>The similarities are pretty basic: both Artorias and Link are left handed, they have a connection to wolves, and they both traversed and fought against a power darkness. Artorias made a covenant with the Abyss and attempted to combat it, while Link got help from Midna and battled in the Twilight Realm. Not to mention Artorias uses a spin attack and jump attack that isn't too different from the ones Link uses. These comparisons are pretty shallow however, and so I thought it was just a coincidence since wolf-knights aren't exactly a new idea. We know that Artorias is more closely based on Guts, the protagonist from the anime and manga series Berserk. I just assumed any similarities to be purely coincidental. Then came Dark Souls 3.

>While Artorias himself is not in the game, his successors, the Abyss Watchers, as well as his armor and sword are present. The most interesting part about this however, is the name of the main location for the Abyss Watchers and the Undead Legion: Farron. Twilight Princess has a location named Faron, and I think the similarity is no coincidence. Farron Keep is located in a dense forested and somewhat marshy area, while Twilight Princess's Faron Province is composed mainly of Faron Woods. In Twilight Princess, Faron Woods is the location where Link is first transformed into a wolf and the first area Link must explore as a wolf and save from the Twilight.

(1/2)

>>148901061

>One can argue that the similarity of the names can simply draw from a shared etymological source, seeing as most names in video games are a reference to some mythological idea or real world person or location. I believe this does not apply however, as the name for TP's province, as well as the names for all of the other major provinces of the game, stem from the three Golden Goddesses of the Zelda universe. The provinces of Faron, Eldin, and Lanayru get their names from the goddesses Farore, Din, and Nayru respectively. This leads me to believe that Farron Keep is a reference to Faron Woods from the Zelda series.

>Other small parallels come to mind, such as the entrance to the Artorias of the Abyss DLC has a hand grabbing and pulling in the Chosen Undead, much like how Link is pulled into the large black doors of the Twilight covered segments of Hyrule. Others include the similarity between the 3D Zelda games and the Dark Souls series in terms of gameplay. A dark and grand 3D action adventure high-fantasy game is a good way to describe both Twilight Princess and Dark Souls, so I believe that Miyazaki and the other developers realized these similarities and made small references with Artorias and the Undead Legion.

>I doubt that Artorias himself is based on Link however, but I do think that somewhere along the line in DS3's development, someone realized the parallels between Link and Artorias and named Farron Keep as a reference to that notion.

(2/2)

>>148900191
Dark Souls 1 was made by Fromsoft and partially outsourced to a variety of 3rd parties, as is normal in game development
Dark Souls 2 was made by Fromsoft, now a significantly larger studio after the success of 1, and also with significant outsourcing
Bloodborne was made by Fromsoft and Sony, and it's unclear how much Fromsoft actually contributed or if Sony just wanted to slap the Miyazaki name on it.
Dark Souls 3 was made by Fromsoft.

B team is a myth born from reddit looking at the credit roll for Dark Souls 2 and not understanding what they saw, because people were desperate to contrive an easy explanation for why Dark Souls 2 wasn't Dark Souls 1: Prepare to Perfect Edition

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>>148900978

>>148900872
It's my fault really I can't use the rapier for shit
t. outrider harber

>>148900978
yep

he got out memed by fudman tho.

>>148901061
>Artorias and Link are left handed

When is it stated that Artorias is left handed?

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>>148900978
Good ol' passive paddrick

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OCELOOOOOOOOOOTTE

Dear FC host,
How do I change my character model size with CE?
Is it permanent?
I would like to meme on some people using this feature.
Thanks and bye.

>>148901434
He use his sword in his left hand after his other hand got fuged up by Manus.

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>game summons me to fight vs host and sunbro with sentinel
i didn't want to win anyway

>>148901434

Dark Souls 2.

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>>148901434

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Fucking slaves.

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meme fc

i guess i can't say i expected anything else

>>148901568
I read rumours that originally Oceiros was supposed to be cradling Ocelotte at the start of the fight and then when he goes feral, smash Ocelotte into red jelly. Any truth to this?

>>148901573
get the most current cheat table for ds3
it'll be under hero > appearance > body proportions

magic or pyromancy for pvp?

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>>148901876

>>148900926
>Dark Souls I has a wide variety of bosses ranging from huge monsters to sword fights to wizards, etc
>Dark Souls III is mostly sword fights

>>148901239
>Bloodborne was made by Fromsoft and Sony, and it's unclear how much Fromsoft actually contributed or if Sony just wanted to slap the Miyazaki name on it.

I figured Souls fans would have dissected the credits list to know who all exactly was involved.

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>>148901595
He right-hands it in the fight though.

2's version of his GS mentions all swordsmen who inherited it left-handing it, but I should look up the jap description.

>>148901864
wait i'm coming things will change

>>148901864
yeah but
there are legit fights going on

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>tfw Padrick points right in your face to rub in your failure
I only wanted to make the Pontiff proud

are there any other fun and good strength weapons besides gundyr's halberd and great club?

Does two handing weapons give you a better attack modifier like in DS2, or just the 1.5 str bonus?

@depression
isn't my character cute :3c

>>148902118
>fun and good
Pick one

>tfw fudlad is the only person who can outmeme passive paddrick

>>148901986
>Huge Monsters
Gaping Dragon meme boss Ceaseless and Sif(who uses a sword).

Then Dark Souls recycles the same Demon 3 times.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love some cool Hellbeast fights, but what we had now was completely fine.

>>148902692
You forgot centipede demon. He's very forgettable, I get it.

>>148901986
According to the German Spy, Sony's involvement in Bloodborne was studio meddling like Iosefka dieing instead of living.

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>get summoned to defend
>2 hosts of embers
>red phantom
>white phantom
>all 4 co-op to kill me
what the fuck is this faggotry? fucking play this game like normal people not like gay shits

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>>148901801
FUCKING SLAVES GET OUT

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>>148902089
>keep losing to Black Knigger Halberd and Gaysteus
fuck my life 2bh fampiro

>>148901974
You should have saved it with sound. I would just keep repeating OCELOTTTTTEEEE over and over again.

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Speaking of monster bosses, did you guys like Demon of Song?

It was a piss-easy fight even the first time around but I thought it was a good gross end to Amana contain your just-after-release Amana PTSD.

The Silver Knights drop their set in Ds1 right? I'm going to grind here anyways, but I wanna know about the if equipping the Covetus Gold Serpent ring is worth it.

>>148903115

They can drop their weapons and shield, but you get their armor from a chest.

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>>148903051
I liked froggy

>>148903115
It's in a chest in a shortcut, just look around and you should find it.

>>148903115
No, in DaS1 you find their set in a chest. They drop their weapons though.

I made 2 FUGS +5 and dual wield them
I haven't won a single match

>>148901192
I assumed both faron and farron came from ferrous.

>>148903654
welcome to the world of str

>>148903654
At least you're cooler than the people spamming straight sword r1 into you

>>148903051

Demon of Song was a really cool idea for a boss. Sure, it was an easy fight, but it's one that I really enjoyed.

>>148903051
Loved that boss. Awesome design, but yeah: piss easy. I also like Amana in general.

>>148903051
it's the only even remotely "artsy" boss encounter in the entirety of ds2 so i don't hate it like i do with most of DS2 bosses at least

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>>148903963
Nah, the whole face in its mouth gimmick was basically pointless.

meta lag hella epic phantom range

Is it worth putting more points into vitality than I need to medium roll to get the defence, or am I better off sinking those points into vigor and endurance?

>>148904219
if you dont need points to stay out of fat roll then it's about as useful as resistance

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>invaded by some guy trying to do fancy shit with pyromancies but being really shit at it
>punish every single of his casts with farron darts and great soul arrows
>he swaps to gotthards and tries to l1 me down, failing spectacularly as well
Why the fuck people are even trying to use caster builds if they don't understand how to make them work?

>>148904219
Only spend enough points in Vit to get below 70%. Usually this doesn't involve spending any points in Vit at all. Most of the time, you only raise vit for fashion reasons, otherwise you can always just wear lighter armor.

ive killed aldritch but where do i go now?
cant keep going after the boss fight

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meme???

>>148904439
Distant Manor

>>148904159

A skull-faced, frog-like creature that lures in unsuspecting prey with its beautiful voice is really cool. Even if the fight wasn't all that great, it still stood out to me.

>>148904439
Find your way back under the bridge at Irythill and explore.

>>148904552
thanks famalam

>>148904440
Welcome to the meme zone child

real fc please

>>148904548
Yeah, but it could have been so much better if they had integrated those elements into the battle better. I think DMC4 frog fight for example.

>>148904863
this is a real fc

DEPRESSION

WHAT HAVE I DONE

>>148904931
Wait for me I just defeated Suly.

>>148904864

I'm sure they would have, had they not been required to completely scrap the game during the development.

>>148904945
how dare you hurt her
*unsheathes katana*

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>>148904863
What's the matter, FAG? Don't like fresh CE memes or something?

fucking summon me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has gotta be like the 10th time I've decided on making a katana build only to then remember why I've never finished a katana build

>>148905109
the passive meme is really growing old
nobody enjoys fighting someone who just stands around for half the match waiting for you to attack

>>148905229
name?

>>148904971
Sorry guys I'm going to watch a movie I can't come. :-)

>>148905109
whats CE?

>>148905359
the one and only

>>148905407
Child-like Expression

>>148905295
passivity and praying for parries is Ds3 pvp

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which pyro spells are best for pvp? chaos bed stuff, greater chaos ball or whatever and???

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>>148905295
>please trade with my 10 foot cockstick that does 3000 hellfuck damage while you do double digit thanks to my shitty weapon art
yeah no fuck you friend I'm not playing your game

>>148905552

Sacred Flame and Black Snake (I don't remember it's name.)

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FUCK ANDY GET OFF THE BATTLE GROUND YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MY LOCK ON

did anyone just get kicked out of the game?

>>148905552
Chaos Bed Vestiges, Greater Chaos Fireball, Black Serpent, and Black Flame

REAL NON LAG NON MEME NON HACK PCFC WHEN

FC FFA???

>>148905887
anor londo
pass: dsg

>>148905543
but it shouldn't be cold and mechanical like that, especially in a meme FC like dsg
>>148905639
i'd rather you spam rolled through my "10 foot cockstick that does 3000 hellfuck damage" above you just standing there and waiting for me to make a move because at least it doesn't make the duel uncomfortable

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L-LEWD

>>148905951
It shouldn't be because it's fucking boring stupid and gay but From aint gonna be putting in the work to fix shit until it's time for everybody to cough up more cash with dlc

>>148905295
Get over it. Passive play has been king since the DWGR nerf.

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>>148906145
hulaghugalag

caestus should be s scaling in strength when heavy

>>148906145
Who's the red fucker with my fashion on

>>148906286
Nah you get bullied like a jewish kid if you try to turtle and keep away in ds1

>>148905951
"Your speed means nothing if you use it on wasted movements."~Guille

>>148906424
Caestus should be S scaling with every stat and also gives you 99 in all stats and Perseverance is a permanent effect but only for the Caestus

>>148906475
Nah, spear poking was reviled in DaS1 too. Just poke and roll. There is nothing they can do about it.

>>148903051
I loved the music in that level

>>148905845
PS4? Yeah I got kicked and wont let me connect to the server.

IT STILL COUNTS AS A WIN

>>148906441
Fuck you this is my fashion

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>>148906145
>used goods
ISHYGDDT

>>148904864
Neck yourself faggot. Subaru did nothing wrong. None of those candidates are worthy of becoming king.

Servers down for anyone else?

>>148906683
>PS4?

yes

>>148906649
Spear users are a little different than a shield up and backpedal pussy. The only way to even beat a competent spear user in ds1 is to have a backup spear yourself

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>>148906697
Oh no I forgot the image I'm terrible at this

the power........ of paddrick...... togggling....... lag switch...........

After overwatch came out dark souls 3 lost close to half its player base. Then after pokemon go was released it lost another 90% of the player base.


Anyone still play?

>>148906808
shut the fuck up neck boy you straight up start all of your posts with neck yourself, what's your fucking fascination with this stupid expression anyway?

>>148906808
Wut?

>>148906873
Poke and roll works just as well in all the games. Shields are just icing on the cake.

>>148906952
It's just canadian internet. Lagdrick the Passive has always been a pain in the ass to fight.

>>148906952
i don't care about lag switching, i want that fucker to stop playing so passive

>>148906984
Someone said it to me and now I'm saying it to you. Neck yourself faggot.

>>148907028
Subaru did nothing wrong. All those candidates are bitches. Emilia is a bitch too but not as bad as the others. Felt is ok. Rem is best.

Is FC still going on?

>>148907226
Hey fuck you, Crusch is perfection

>>148907263
yes
anor londo
pass: dsg

be here AND be queer

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>>148907226
>Subaru did nothing wrong. All those candidates are bitches. Emilia is a bitch too but not as bad as the others. Felt is ok. Rem is best.

I got that. I just don't get why you are lashing out at me while also agreeing with me.

>>148907101
>i want that fucker to stop playing so passive
I'm trying and all you people do is try and force HA trades or roll away

>>148907263
yes

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friends

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is watcher gaysword the new meta?

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who /no online for ps4/ right now?

>>148907632
watcher what

>>148907404
>HA trades
that's sort of the fundamental aspect of das3 pvp

>>148900312
>Brigand 16-Pounder
I get it.

>>148907701
But if he trades he loses, so why would he go for those?

>>148907324
>I'm not helping you kill the murders because you asked me to help you kill murders and didn't ask me to save your friends

The worst. What is she even good for? The other ones all seem to have something they are good at. She's just a slut bitch.

>>148907396
Neck your self. Please.

>>148907701
so is not fucking getting hit but apparently you must roll like a barrel or you're too passive

parrymaster fudman

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>get in fc
>d/c returning world
NOTHING TO DO

>>148907567
Nice

>>148907660
I can't play online because I'm downloading the last of us since I finally caught it on sale.

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>>148906953
>It lost another 90% of the player base.

What was the first time that happened?

>>148906953
[citation needed]

>>148907954
Did you even read his post? overwatch you dumb nigger

>>148907937
Make sure your first playthrough is on grounded mode bb

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FC OVER
GOOD NIGHT LADS
THANKS FOR COMING

except you, paddrick

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUJrg5GAvs

I should have bought SOTFS instead of Cisquistion and BF4

>>148907783
if he watches his spacing he'll be able to come out on top in some of those trades
can't take your fixation with spacing to the point where you're not even making a move on your opponent however
>>148907806
>roll like a barrel
preferably yes
alternatively don't be a faggot and actually take risks when fighting

>>148908274
yes

>>148908105
YOU read his post you double nigger. He said that Overwatch took HALF of the players, not 90%

>>148908329
>best scythe has 420 AR at 40/40
>5 less AR than a longsword
>slower than halbers
nah, he won't win shit

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>>148908194
I'll be at the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next one

>>148908329
He would have to be stupid to go to even put himself in a situation where a trade is likely. Spacing isn't really reliable online.

>>148908194
Thanks for hosting CE meme lad.

>>148908105
>his

>>148908430
*gets out memed by natyalia and fudman in the distance*

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>check /dsg/
>go back to ds3
>got summoned as blue and didn't get the ear
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

fudmeme
i'll start playing fully serious against you from now on

>>148908506
>lad

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>>148908586
"gets memed on by halberds since they have zero weaknesses
ftfy

>>148901952
Okay I'm about to fuck with these. What's the best way to get them back to how I started if I fuck up?

PATCH WORKING ON PS4 V 1.06
I AM NO LONGER GETTING STAGGERED BY THRALLS IN FULL HAVELS
POISE HAS BEEN FIXED
PRAISE MEMEAZAKI

>>148908894
just close the table, quit and continue

>>148897751
literally fucking did this today

>>148902529
Qt, thanks for hosting
I'm impressed with your skin color - those sliders are too finicky for me

>go get hit by rats
>don't flinch
>poise works now

noice

>>148908995
LUL DUDE EPIC FOR THE WIN BENIS IN BAGINA HAHA MY PEENUS WEANUS OF COURSE

>>148908891
*unsheiths havels great shield*
heh, this will show those fucking punks!

Should I play ds3 (torrented, offline) or ds1 (never got past gaping dragon, have it on steam, so multiplayer)

I like the way ds3 looks, I wish I had it but Im not employed

G-guys my ABS on Smough's Armor is 60% after the patch... holy shit

What are some good pure classes that synergize well together for co-op

I figure a pure caster would want someone tanky with a shield and maybe the skull ring

Some tanky character would like a healer or pure caster to burn things down.

Dex character might want a 2h character to help perma stagger boss or maybe a wizard to dl the same

>>148909007
Do the changes always reset whenever you quit the game? I was hoping to make my guy huge in the hopes that it'd stick.

>>148909313
it took a lot of little adjustments
i'll post skin sliders later if you want :3c

>>148909474
What patch

>>148908847
what SL are doing it? i swear i can't find shit ever

>>148909474
ABS?

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>>148909632

>version 1.06
>look at longsword AR refined 40/40
>390

hmm, so they nerfed straightswords I guess

>>148909661
86 but I get summons every once in a blue moon.

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>found a great sound file for the time stop effect
>will never actually use it
Playing with Caestus is a whole different ballpark than I expected it to be

>>148909834
I liked that very much

>>148908356
"Another 90%" does not imply exactly 90%, but simply an aditional portion. If you've ever read a book in your fucking life you may have come across this phrasing before.

>>148909702
Anti-lock brake system

>>148909724
pretty sure patch is not out yet
post a screenshot

In Dark Souls 2, does scaling for Hexes/Dark stop at 40/40 Int/Fai? Is it equivalent to 60 int Sorcery or 60 Faith Miracle in terms of damage you get for it?

>>148909984
Don't believe his lies, they're just hotfixing tears glitch

>>148909997
30/30 is the softcap and it's roughly equivalent to 60 int or fth.

Unfortunately, most hexes are attunement hogs so it takes a huge investment to actually use a dark build properly.

>>148901434
When you fight Artorias he holds his sword in his left hand because his right arm is fucked
Despite the fact that this might seem to imply that he's right handed and is using his off hand to fight you, people took it to mean that he's left handed and it stuck

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>>148910214
>those retarded hex stat requirements going up to like 55 int on dark greatsword

>>148909860
Are you Illidan?

Are the servers down?

Explain to me again how a simple fix for a low-priority glitch requires a full blown new version patch?

i will be really disappointed if there's no stealth fixes

>>148910640
They're probably updating the killboxes for every single area to detect tears correctly

>>148907632
Do you mean the memespin or the wolf knight sword?

>>148910725
There won't be. Don't even get your hopes up. This company is garbage, at best they fix a harmless glitch without breaking the rest of the game.

>>148910735
Why not just change it so falling X distance insta-kills you even with tears.

>>148901434
It isn't
He fights you right handed because his left arm's fucked from using his shield to fight Manus, and for some reason the head canon that he's actually fighting you at 50% cause his dominant arm is broken got picked up as real

>spear fag starts playing passive against my darkdrift+0
NOTHING

>straight swords speed drastically nerfed
holy shit

Why do they let you backstab Farron Greatsword users mid-animation if you block the sword in the first L1?

>>148910965
You're asking the wrong guy. I'm not a DaS3 game dev

>>148909505
what? you're using classes in two different senses. caster, range, magic are the three combat classes in any RPG. what the fuck are you asking for? DS is all about using the gear you like and playing how you want, unless you're a shitter and have to use a meta build to kill someone

>>148910594
seems like it for ps4

>elemental infusions now completely remove physical damage

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

SL85

39Vig and 28End

or

34Vig and 33End

Using a UGS

>>148910640
Explain to me why a minor glitch that let's people skip maybe 30 minutes of gameplay if they know about an exploit that's incredibly unlikely to be discovered by anyone on their own needs to be patched out

>>148911215
You need to work on your shitpost-fu anon

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>the new patch gave the caestus a 8 input combo instead of a 4
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>148911038
I know you're shitposting but I can dream.

>>148911327
There's a lot of political bullshit that updates have to go through before they're allowed to push them out, anon.

another /dsg/ memer got famous!!!!!

https://youtu.be/sFmtlk8VZLI?t=822

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>Comment on your Steam profile from 2 days ago accusing you of pulling the plug during a fight
>No idea what they're talking

And yet I'll be constantly haunted by the fact that someone, out there, thinks I'm an alt-F4er.

>>148911519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgWfrhw6Ck

>>148911769
probably someone with the same name

>kill the first bullshit pet at outskirts
>get the second one really low
>suddenly hp regen, damage and speed buff

Is this serious? What the fuck?

>>148911826
gotta win gotta win gotta win gotta win gotta win

>>148911519
who

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>>148911936
Enjoy more horsedick for every attempt.

>>148911325
35 VIG is more than enough, I rather have END to roll than a few 10s of HP

oh shit 1.05 is up

>>148912046
Bean guy

Reminder that rolling and the R1s of: katanas , straight swords, thrusting swords, daggers, and curved swords should have increasing returns on stamina costs in addition to a ~5-10% global swing speed reduction.

>>148912002
Can't stand his shit. He's so dry, pretentious, and un entertaining that it's impossible to enjoy.

He doesn't even seem like he's having fun 99% of the time

>>148909562
Sure, if it isn't too much trouble for you

Ok lads, I know the last FC just ended, but if people are interested I can host. This will be a meme-free FC but FUN is still encouraged

Options for location are:
1. Area under the firebombers in undead settlement (or any other place in settlement if you think its better)
2. Demon ruins rocky knoll
3. Anywhere in lothric castle before dragonslayer armour (I'm thinking right before dragonslayer is open enough for fights, but if you have better ideas post 'em)

>>148912048
They've stopped respawning. It takes longer to get there than it took to fight 4 Kings or Bed of Chaos, what's the problem with these developers?
>hey let's take a stupid boss from before with super delayed attacks
>let's add another version of it with more damage
>oh, why not add a second one? And they both have ranged attacks, and they can stunlock players, it's fun, right?
>oh, oh, and when the second one is almost dead, let's make it regen health and gain more damage! It's what players want, to kill the same stupid boss 4 times!

>>148912176
he's a 120 dueler what do you expect, a likeable person?

>>148912270
Not before dragonslayer, my game shits itself in that area

>>148912270
1

CARTHUS CURVED SWORD NERFED
I REPEAT
CARTHUS CURVED SWORD NERFED

>>148912270
wouldent mind demon ruins

is this 212?

>>148912270

Either the first bonfire of Lothric Castle or the courtyard the two dragons are over would be nice to fight in for once.

>>148912056
I ended up trying with pale tongues
I got like 100-200 more hp
or
1 extra 1-handing swing, which I never use

I may go back to the stamina though, you're right

>>148912320
Dark Souls 1 and 3 don't have as many retarded enemies bosses and levels as this game does

>>148912270
>undead settlement
>not area by dilapidated bridge with saw guy
Can you fuckers just stop

The pit was bad enough, just fucking host in the real place for Undead Settlement FCs

POISE IS WORKING
POISE IS WORKING
POISE IS WORKING

>>148912270
settlement

>>148912430
You can't fool me.

>>148912430
o my god rly? xDDD

>>148912576
cringeworthy

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>playing game solo
>get invaded
>it's always 2 people
>fucking always

I'm just going to fucking kill myself after every boss. Getting sick of this shit.

>>148912048
Isn't the snowy shithole the place with the ponies?

that for some reason keep spawning infinitely

>>148912548
Sorry, I legitimately forgot about that place, that's much easier, I think we'll do it there then

>>148912548
the place with the firebombers is fine, there's a bonfire right by it and the area is good, lots of spectator space and fun meme activities too

>>148912270
can you post a pic of where you want signs.

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>game just updated
>still can't play online

does anyone have the hilarious video about kobra golden age of straight sword honor duels?

i miss that.

>>148912341
Atleast someone entertaining. I'd watch praise over him any day simply because he seems like he's having fun

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OK LADS, PC FC UNDEAD SETTLEMENT, LEAVE YOUR SIGNS BY HODRICK SPAWN NEAR THE BIG SAW GUY.

Password will be dsg as per usual, fun is encouraged, but too much fun will not be tolerated.

>>148912934
>not the fire bomb spot like you said

dropped

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>>148912934
Alrighty then

>>148912531
>lost izalith
>new londo
>duke's archives
>crystal cave

I can't agree with you.

>>148913046
Sorry m8 some1 else whined before you

>>148913290
meme fc

do not attend

>>148913197
>4 levels
>compared to 20+ shitty levels

>>148912934
>pcucks still trying so hard to keep their shit dead circlejerk intact
>still on old outdated patches
just kill yourselves cancer

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>>148913197
BITCH WHAT'S WRONG WITH DUKE'S?

>>148913558
hehe

epic :P

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>parried two times
cmon nigga, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE A MEME MAN

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Alright people, we've got a couple challengers, but plenty of more room, even some pleb invader is here!

If there's enough interest I can set up a stream so people know if the FC is still going on/where I am and for communication purposes

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Is this a generic tier fit?

>>148913661
>rogue shit
>throwing knives
>parry dagger lh
>katana rh

raw.

>>148913661
fun disabled

>>148913661
>blessed parrying dagger
>when the katana has a better parry
SHIGG
H
I
G
G

>>148913932
katana parry is bad

>drawing out true strength
>come back
>yoel seems dead quicker than usual
>cant find yuria
WHAT THE FUCK FROM

>>148913353
>4 levels
>in a much shorter game

>>148913627
>that enemy placement
>fucking annoying to go anywhere

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>>148913823
>>148913932
>estus chugging, blessed winblade invader being this butthurt

>>148913648
kill yourself you 30+ year old waste of life faggot

>>148913719
The gloves, helm and sword don't blend well with the shield and abyss watcher armor

TO RESIDENTS OF THE FC

We have enough people for two fights at a time, second fights might want to take place near the bonfire, I kinda messed up with the prism stone border and didn't quite make the second arena big enough

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>>148914260
>30+ year old waste of life faggot

>tfw your demon ruins pc fc has caught on

it will forever be known as the "rocky knoll" from now oh

>lose every single fight in the FC so far
Some days ..

>>148914018
you can't kill abyss watchers

What is this update 1.06?

>>148915130
is that you depression?

>>148914837
ok

>>148915191
i just checked my dark sigils and i have all 5 and im also nowhere near abyss watchers but yuria isn't here for some reason.

is there something im missing? i reloaded the firelink and reloaded the game, but she's still not there. does killing anri and horace have any effect on the quest?

>>148915395
Yeah, she gets mad because Anri's part of her questline later.

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>>148915290
Depression only wins fights when the opponent gimps themselves

I bet even if Depression fought seriously they'd lose every time

Probably why they're named Depression, just another waste of flesh

>>148914632
>My Little Jojo image
thx for proving me right kiddo
kill yourself pcuck

>>148915487
kek it's funny because depression's class is deprived

>>148915483
fuck. now i have to start all over

>>148915224
nothing of importance

THE AXE MAN

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>>148915576
What worthless onion, good thing I have refined 45/40 tastes

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>farron GS has no running L2 jumping attack

wtf?

>>148915718
What is wrong with those upper legs

>>148915730
It's moveset is incomplete, in addition to the obvious flaw that anybody able to block the first attack of the L1 combo can backstab with absolutely no way to get around this or punish in any way except by simply not using the weapon.

Farron GS buff when?

>>148913627
Duke's is the best invasion area in the game and if you don't agree then fuck you

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>>148915718
>crackhead face

What's the lightest possible item I can stick on my left hand and never use?

>>148915814
>>148915730
Who gives a shit about the running L2

>UGS blade is parriable because it's technically only being held in one hand even when twohanded
>can still twohand it to meet STR requirements

>>148911134
I mean if my friend wants to play through the game as a wizard then it's a good idea for me to go with a big shield and lots of stamina and a skull ring.


I don't think it would be fun if I just go dex and solo everything for him.

>>148915873
caestus or pyromancy glove
>>148915907
Running R2*

There's no jump attack like all other weapons have.

>>148915907
Add that it doesn't get the damage multiplier by two-handing it, either

>>148915873
dark hand?

>>148915718

>Dusk's Skirt has badass high-heeled boots, but you can't really see them because of the dress

I WANT TO BE EFFAY GODDAMMIT

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>tfw no one ever praises or complains about your performance in FCs

Feels alright /dsg/.

>>148916093
I know that feel, anon. I just die to Fudman every single time and do no damage to him for some reason.
>>148915847
that's part of the charm, really

>>148916084
you can see them a bit with yuria's black dress or pale shade robes

>>148916170
Fudman always seems to use meme weapons through s-so it doesn't count!

>>148916303
people get mad when i used caestus+BKG

people get mad when i use farron+wolf

theres no winning....

>>148916410
>people using my fucking owcs

FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>148915718
is that hiked up dress part of das3's engine? replaying das1 and 2 cuz i cant run 3 so i dont really remember, real neat either way

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what is the firekeeper saying when she is leveling you up? I always hear her whispering shit during the level up screen but I can't quite make it out.

>>148916476
That platform does weird things to the cloth physics because it's pathable terrain that isn't treated as 'floor', so if you lie down the cloth just goes everywhere.

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>>148916410
>caestus+BKG
>farron
Yes

>>148916619
Something about stuff "Let these souls..." and then it trails off, intentionally undecipherable

>>148916228

Yeah, I usually combine it with the Pale Shade Robes, but they don't really match well.