>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>148650589
>gotards
Daily reminder to open those cobblestones souvenir cases
I just printed out 64 pictures of JW. Can you guys post more JW's for me to print out and ideas of where to put them up? I was thinking of making like "lost child" posters with them and posting them around town.
im guessing youre using the schools printers? id help you out but that is too much work for myself to even do
>16:9
>anime
>low sens
>-iwnl-
>le shroud star
out
>CSGO is down
Why the fuck is downtime so high in Valve games? Haven't seen this much in LOL.
>>148843869
Blame all the togglers
>>148843869
That just means they are actually doing something. Which is hella rare.
Only pros should be the one applying team stickers on guns (preferrably of their own teams).
Applying team stickers when you're a casual player makes you a pleb and tool.
You can't argue against this.
>>148843735
Yeah I am, I print for free as long as I provide my own paper.
bank souvenir skins when ?
>>148843940
Stickers are fine, I find it wayyy more cringy when people put sponsors/team tags in their names, which is even more common.
>>148843821
>join pub
>in clutch
>can't hear enemy because DINOSOWER! F4GG0T -iwnl- <kickback.com> won't stop telling me my sens is too high and I'll never get out of Nova if I don't set my dpi to 400
this happens way too fucking often
>>148843962
i want a bank pin 2bh
>>148844284
what's the 400 dpi meme about
>>148844284
>hating on DINOSOWER
not cool my man
>>148844328
all the """pros""" use 400dpi despite the fact that it's objectively worse, so twitch kiddies think this means everyone has to use it
same with 4:3
should i get my level 2 2016 service medal or wait for a 2017 service medal?
>>148844579
breakout medal instead
>>148844558
I use 4:3 stretched on a 27 inch screen just to see dem heads, I'm very blind in this game otherwise...
>bb
>wa
>gg
>w
>>148844558
4:3 stretched literally makes aiming infinitely easier
and my mouse has to be over clocked to go over 400 dpi...
>>148843821
but really what's the deal with people putting the esea insider star in their name
>>148845167
16:10 stretched > 16:10 black bars> 4:3 black bars > 16:9 > 4:3 stretched
>>148845002
>>148845167
only AWPers use stretched to see in small gaps. It's gay as fuck.
I use black bars so im a L33T pro
>>148844558
400dpi isn't "Objectivly worse"
The steps even at 400 dpi are so small that you generally don't notice them. Further, any loss of articulation you get from the steps of the mouse being larger is INSTANTLY cancled out by CSGO's insane weapon spread. Even crouching with an awp or SG, the weapon spread is going to be multitudes larger then the steps of your mouse.
Also, high DPI has a lot more noise that isn't needed. A warn or multicolor mousepad may affect tracking slightly on high DPI, but that's well within margin of error on 400-800 dpi and you won't experience any issues.
Also when you're just resting your hand on your mouse at 3200+ dpi your crosshair moves a little, which can be distracting when holding angles. 400-800 won't show that slight, worthless movement.
>same with 4:3
I agree stretched is a meme, but black bars is godly. It's all about focus, if you can remove 1/4th of the pixels from your screen and still see everything that's important, it will help. Some people are good with 1080p, which is fine. Hell even GTR is using 1080p now.
>>148845709
Because everyone in mm is
>zXxWannAbEpr0xXz -iwnl- [CsgoCamwhore.ru]
and wants to be a pro so they can stop going to school and getting bullied every day for being fat and annoying.
>>148845819
Used 16:10 for a while, it wasn't bad. I had 1280x1024 on no scaling on a 1920x1080 monitor. So their were little black bars on the top and bottom as well.
>it's another aspect ratio episode
>>148846128
if you don't enjoy reading the mentally ill explain their bizarre view of the world, why even come here?
>>148846128
my favorite episode
please post screenshots of your hideous fucked up settings magog
I can't see shit with 1080p.
i use FullHD and ASUS Smart Gesture
as soon as i went from regular HD to FullHD my game sense went full pro, switching from a mouse to God Tier touchpad was difficult, but now i make 4 headshots in a round on average and i'm never looking back
>>148848120
I know what you mean, dude. I switched from HD + AMD shit to FullHD and NVIDIA experience and finally got out of silver hell, dude.
>>148843253
http://prntscr.com/budnio
They shittalked and were proud of winning this
>>148849479
stfu idiot how desperate can you be
>>148849926
I don't get it, what's wrong with 4:3?
>>148848718
get your ping worked out man
you now remember our guy m1xwell
>>148850519
Nah, I'm in the UK, I don't wanna play with euros so I just go on NA servers.
>>148845925
awpers all use black bars you fuckwit
>>148850118
ppl get mad because they lose to people who see 40% less of the screen than 16:9 c*cks
>>148851107
>UK
>Not geographically part of yuropooristan
Top kek as the kids say.
>>148851107
oic
People in mm really dont know how to play overpass lol
>>148851267
Still forced to play with them.
>>148851107
based
esea doesnt look fun. theres no team damage like in match making
>>148852058
mm is currently unironically the best place to play.
I didn't play a single cheater in weeks, makes up for 64tick imo.
>>148852058
given the egos of the players that frequent there it would be very prone to griefing if team damage was enabled
>page 9
but why
>>148854460
dead game
>>148854460
nice ded game gotards
>>148854715
>dead game
>500k+ online daily
k, even tf2g is more active. which is kinda sad.
>>148854460
People play the game instead of shitposting.
where do I ask for a new gaming mouse?
and don't tell me /g/ or /v/, they both have shit taste and no clue what they're talking about
>>148855640
just buy one you dumb faggot
>>148855717
did that with the fk2 and highly regrett it, so noty
>>148843253
>valve dm
>drop a 70bomb
>get called a cheater, the guy adds me
>he's nova 3
dunning kreuger you cheeky bastards
>>148855778
send it back if you don't like it then you dumb faggot
>>148855841
then I wouldn't have a mouse anymore
remove yourself
dunk yourself
flush yourself
end yourself
gas yourself
and finally kill yourself
>>148855640
buy a Microsoft IE 1.1a
How the shit do i fix the unable to connect to server/you didn't accept (NO FUCKING ACCEPT BUTTON APPEARS). We're not allowed to block servers anymore or what the fuck? I only have russia blocked.
i use m4-1s because the recoil is easier to control...
>>148855778
what didnt you like about it, anon?
2 years here and still loving it
>>148856360
boys i think we have some hues for the rope
https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1
>>148856413
My hands are too tiny for a palm grip, and claw grip hurts my hand after long gaymen sessions.
Also, you can only use 2 of the 4 side buttons.
>>148855640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H-lTpgHXmw
>>148856614
Thanks.
I hope this is not a shill
>>148856438
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
>>148856360
>easier to control
Just objectively more accurate.
That's why literally every pro known for being a "good aimer" uses it.
>>148856360
I will use it when I get better with aim. Right now it's not optimal for me to do so because the fire rate is as low as the AK's, and it makes me disadvantaged in close quarter battles. I've already bought skins in preparation for the day I use M4A1-S teehee
>>148856491
inb4 yee deletes his tweets and claims he got haxed again
>>148856839
My little anon can't be this tsundere
>>148843636
will you stop watching "esports" if favelas get exposed as cheaters?
>>148858141
i will start watching e-sports again
>>148858141
Why would I? That's all the reason to watch even more eSports
>dead general
uuh, gogurts..?
gotardinhos?
ammmmmmmmmm giggelidurds :DDDD
>>148858141
It cant be that hard to prove that they are cheating on lans.
fucking third worlders
how do you pronounce shroud?
like dude with shr at the beginning
or like loud with shr at the beginning
???
>>148860293
no idea lol
>>148860293
like loud you fucking mong
>>148860293
like shrek
>>148860293
Its a real fucking word how do you need help pronouncing it?
>>148861690
I wish we were in reddit to upvote this comment
got my LEM back in game that ended 9-1 for us with some crying bitch leaving enemy team because "no one is talking hurr i'll be rushing or afk pls notice that I'm good player, but my team blah blah blah lemmesuckdatfatdick"
what the fuck do these faggots expect in matchmaking?
I don't use mic at all and I still have good games
>>148845925
i've literally only had my nickname in my steam name and i've always wanted to go pro so i wouldn't have to get a real jobi want to kill myself
>>148862098
heck, we could even have gay sex if it was reddit
>>148862314
Get a stream first. Also put cool stuff like iwnl in ur name
>>148860293
https://www.google.com/?gfe_rd=ssl&ei=LA2NV5qhNoHM8Ae70a6ADw#q=shroud
Hit the speaker button
>>148861939
what does it mean?
>>148862562
It's a cloth covering for your head/face
>>148862562
it means Super Hyper Retarded Omnisexual Underrated Dfaggot :^)
>>148862562
shroud
SHroud
noun
1. a length of cloth or an enveloping garment in which a dead person is wrapped for burial.
"he was buried in a linen shroud"
synonyms: winding sheet; historical cerements
"the shroud of Turin"
2. a thing that envelops or obscures something.
"a shroud of mist"
synonyms: covering, cover, cloak, mantle, blanket, layer, cloud, veil
"a shroud of mist"
verb
1. wrap or dress (a body) in a shroud for burial.
2. cover or envelop so as to conceal from view.
"mountains shrouded by cloud"
synonyms: cover, envelop, veil, cloak, blanket, screen, conceal, hide, mask, obscure; literary en shroud
"a mist shrouded the shore"
>>148862668
>Super Hyper Retarded Omnisexual Underrated Dfaggot
Missed the opportunity for dickgirl and forced the faggot in their. Good job you fucking loser.
>>148862743
thanks dfaggot
Where is everyone?
rate my setup/settings :^)
>8 or more years old DeathAdder
>mousepad pic related
>1800DPI x 0.4444 sens, raw input
>1680x1050 60Hz monitor, in-game res is the same
>keyboard: MK320
>entry-fragging music: moloko - the time is now
>binds: T-molly, F-flashbang, V-smoke
>headphones: MDR-EX110
>mic: don't have
wanna see my buy binds?
>>148863473
being mad i woke up 3 hrs early and no one wants to get breakfast/lunch
>>148863870
I think your mouse is sick bro
whats going on in here guys
>>148863473
in your mum's bedroom taking turns hehe
>>148864287
Oh that's why I heard that strange moaning..
>only two PowerfulJRE episodes this week
how am i supposed to improve my aim if i cant dm
>>148864523
yeah... csgog isn't too fit... after a while a few guys got a stitch...
>>148864523
>3:20am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
how much longer until dazed kills himself?
i give him until the end of the year
uuh lads?
>>148866090
he needs a bf STAT
>>148866090
dazed will be fine
josh is fucked tho
>>148866842
>try to go pro in overwatch
>get dropped for being shit
theyre both gonna kill themselves
>page 9 again
D E D G A M E L M F A O
M
A
O
stop saving it moron
>90-10 odds on china vs singapore
>having this urge to max and clench my anus on singapore
reminder: if your rank used to be X but now it's Y, then your real rank is Y
don't even mention your old rank
>>148869731
it's a bo5 my dude singapore had no chance
pic very fucking related
play 16:9, get what you deserve
https://clips.twitch
.tv/summit1g/EnergeticRaccoonSeemsGood
uhhh
gogurts?
>lgr winning agains disco pepsilon
>>148870737
>didn't kill the AK first
What a retard
eehhheheehe yoghurt?
>>148873605
cuck
>>148870737
>crouching so he can get an easy panic headshot
literally silver tier
>those wildfire maps,
Good fucking riddance, especially you Cruise. Worst unbalanced map of all.
>>148874951
cruise was literally our map
>>148874951
>people who actually saved hostages in cruise
can someone make a JUST picture of dazed
thanks
>>148876128
heres my picture of just dazed
Post DM trax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
>>148877973
Fuck off with your anime shit
hey there csgo gamers
how do you maintain speed while bhopping consistently???
>>148869731
don't doubt our guys
>>148878120
hey reddo
>yfw Valve would put more efforts into shutting down OPskin than those gambling sites
>>148878220
Stop strafing after reaching maximum velocity
>>148878686
>lamo
chem?
post em
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
>monitor refresh rate
>resolution/scaling
>favorite map
>favorite team
>favorite player
>>148856614
>"Logitech G502 is to heavy for most gamers" ???
wut
I have all weights in mine. Just took them out and it feels way too light. Am i handicapping myself by using a heavy mouse?
Now that i took the weights out it feels like eDPI just doubled.
>>148880575
Neck yourself you stupid dipshit braindead nigger
>>148880575
66 hours in css
27 hours in 1.6
0 in go
mouse sens 1.8/400 dpi
res: 800x600 (1.6)
fav map: cs_assault
>>148880575
who care...
>>148880990
don't say that
>>148880575
200 (80 wins)
intellimouse 1.1a 2.4sens/400dpi
64
800x600 stretched (because I have low fps, not l33t strats)
inferno
G2
scream
>>148881041
If I don't say it you might not do it
>>148879320
I have trouble getting there
what sensitivity do u use gamer
>>148880575
137h
flawless + 1kDPI and 1 in game
60hz
FullHD
Dust...... 2
Any female
see above
also neck yourself you silly dipstick brain-dead person who happens to be of color
>>148880921
it doesn't bloody matter
the weights are what? 18g?
>>148881880
3.175/400dpi
>>148880575
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
200 hours + maybe 400 on 1.6
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
700 at 1 sens. I actually can't 180 for lack of a bigger mousepad
>monitor refresh rate
60
>resolution/scaling
1920x1080
>favorite map
cache but my teammates only plays dust2
>favorite team
navi
>favorite player
edward
>>148882942
have you contacted edward and informed him about your affections?
>switch from the g400s to the g500
>it weighs like twice as much
>suddenly feel like a god
>>148870737
famas, not even once
>>148883068
no
>tfw edward will never cuddle with me after fucking me in the ass
damn guys sean is really angry
>>148883820
>watching NA streamers other than steel and young stew
>>148880575
~1100
1.8 sens 400 dpi
144hz
16:10 black bars
mirage
SK
fer
>steel playing csgo
LMAO
>>148883820
>watching streamers other than girlstorule
>a team match fixes for skins and gets permabanned
>valve gets a law suit and now its SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
valve is the worst holly shit
>390 hours on record
>still sliver 1
>>148884607
how can you be so bad?
>>148885253
some people are just bad at shooters. it's not the worst thing you could be bad at desu
>>148885253
im not i used to be gold 2 then i stopped playing for a while and now when i started again it gave me silver 1 and ive been stuck here despite getting over 40 kills every game
>>148885440
how long did you stop playing? i got pretty brutal rank decay too
>>148885874
same happened to me
>>148885874
about a year. at first i was unranked then i played one game (which we won) and it gave me silver 1 so i dont know if they changed anything with the ranks but ive been playing for about a month now but a lot of thats been relearning how to use grenades
>>148887768
>how to use grenades
Are you trolling right now?
how is sean gares gf so ugly?
>>148891618
Sean is a trophy wife.
let's go penta *clap* *clap* let's go!!
Autistic ginger made a video on cheating boys .
>fell for the disco doplan memes
>>148892620
watching it rn
7 minutes into the video and he hasn't even started talking about the clips
>>148893081
this is my problem with thorin, his videos are decent, but he really needs to work on being succinct. I mean I don't have adhd but watching 30 minutes of uninterrupted monologue about a video game is quite an ask, I mean it's long enough that I'd have to take time out of my schedule to watch it.
HenryG
@HenryGcsgo
@blucsgo Still don't understand why you give any of the feedback on Reddit any weight at all. Praise or criticism, It holds no value.
is henryg our guy?
>>148892620
cheating in csgo will always be a step ahead of vac. it's like doping in the olympics or steroids in lifting. a fact of life is that high level cheating occurs in all sports with a monetary incentive. it just does happen and it's very difficult to deal with.
What was the general's reaction to PL? I completely missed it.
>>148894557
phantomlord?
>>148894557
Had a giggle.
>>148894510
I love how Russia just said fuck it and is cheating as a team now. Like damn.
>>148894510
>it's very difficult to deal with
Uh yeah no not really. You're comparing chemical substances in someone's body to a software running in a computer that the tournament organizer has full access to.
If the tournament organizers gave enough of a fuck they could catch people who cheat on LAN at least.
>>148894741
yap
>>148894923
there was one guy spamming about him going to jail and pretty much being done for. that's it.
tfw nip is the only top team that doesn't cheat and that's why they're shit
>>148895076
>this is what NiP babies actually believe
>>148895076
>pyth doesn't cheat
Oh boy
>>148889316
no why? i forgot all the smokes
>thorin FINALLY made a cheating video
thank god. now i can have an opinion on this.
>>148894842
vac can only detect known features of scripts, and modified game files. there are multiple known hacks that do get vacced already using multiple techniques to make the client appear legit, and I imagine with the amount of money up for grabs through sponsorships and major winnings there's a lot of money involved in researching designer scripts and hacks for the individual players. hell they could even just borrow some of the designer stimulants used by athletes of other sports anyway, to pass the addy piss tests.
>>148895552
Helo reddit.
>>148895552
is this your first day on /csgog/? thorin is about two years late
>>148895552
Thoorin had previously covered it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6emUgO5BMDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sIK-JU0R0Q
You could have been parroting his opinions for months.
>>148895159
...he isn't even good
>>148896391
i need some fresh opinions though
im not standing out enough
Thorin talked a bit about it, but I don't think he really nailed it down.
Cheating is going to kill the scene one way or another if valve doesn't step in.
there are 3 scenarios I can think of.
> valve does something, it turns out most of the top pros cheat
the scene is a fruad, history is fake. Scene burns itself to the ground, probably never to fully recover.
>valve does nothing, we literally stay in this status quo
The scene tears itself apart arguing whether there are cheaters, who is cheating ect. This is dominating the background discussion right now, the longer this goes on the worse this gets.
>valve does something, no cheaters
I imagine there are still going to be people who either believe valve messed up or are covering up because the cheating is THAT bad. But atleast the general public / casuals get their answer and are still interested in the game.
>I really value thorins opinion in regards to reddit's opinion
holy fuck you guys please go and stay go
>>148898172
>comes to /thorin/
>complains about thorin
NICE TRY JATT
>>148897184
isn't the most likely option that the top teams have a few cheaters, they get banned and replaced? the scene would continue as normal
I'm pretty sure even Dan doesn't think that "most" pros cheat
>>148898512
Well, it's difficult to determine the damage. I think because there is so much anticipation behind the cheating people will go bezerk either way.
The other issue is if any cheaters are caught while the scene is still going crazy over this gambling shit. It would be even worse if something like the IBP bans / matchfixing resurfaces. All of these things combined just overload the scene with negative press, even the most hardcore fan will feel like they need some space for atleast a while just to understand how things currently are, and where the game is going.
>valve releases counter strike source 2
>alongside new anticheat shit
>gives pros warning that they won't turn a blind eye
>scene cleans up and any drop in performance can be attributed to learning a new game
>all controversy avoided
>>148899186
>>valve releases counter strike source 2
>valve
>working on anything cs go related
I can't wait for the cheatening 2017
>>148899342
>implying valve aren't replacing game assets in preparation for a port
is thorin a virgin lmao
So Thorin basically confirmed shox and flusha cheated and yet there will never be consequences.
Nice pro scene, gotards.
>join cubezers stream and try to tilt him pre match
>it actually works
literally non stop easy skins from here boys.
>>148899575
yeah thorin "confirmed" something he must be right! lets just ban whoever he says!
>>148899541
it took the dota 2 team (who are a much larger dev team than the cs go one) like 9 months to port dota 2 to source 2, they had to hold all major updates until then (not including the balance shit from icefrog).
The cs go team is currently working on the inerfno remake, there is 0 possibility they are doing anything with source 2 with how small their team is.
>>148899768
>The cs go team is currently working on the inerfno remake, there is 0 possibility they are doing anything with source 2 with how small their team is.
Then who is working on the sound update? Checkmate blizdrones
>>148899724
You are EXACTLY the type of person Thorin made fun of in his video.
>>148899923
probably some intern who thought he was being helpful
>>148899724
calm down flusha
>>148900005
oh nooo
please nooo
how will i ever recover?
>>148900096
You won't. Sadly, you can't get 46th chromosome during your lifetime
list of confirmed hackers:
flusha
JW
shox
kioshima
NiKo
k0nfig
FalleN
TACO
coldzera
fnx
fer
Nifty
m1tch
twistz
roca
COUNTER
STRIKE
GLOBAL
OFFENSIVE
>>148900937
omg u fucking silver noob he lifts his mouse a LOT -_-
>>148900937
this shit is literally unexplainable and somehow he's still allowed to play
great fucking game gotards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUDu9EEfAo
>>148901336
theres more
>>148901336
-_- stfu he hit his keyboard and it clicked his mouse button down, he just unfortunately happened to be locked on to the guys head coincidentally -_- fucking silver noobs jajaja
>Thorin posting reports of massive cheating in the scene
>FaZe gets linked to another gambling site scandal making them the second pro team accused of owning a gambling site
Well lads it's been a fun ride...
>>148902052
For them
>>148900895
>The entire LG team
I'm shocked...
>>148901523
fucking EBIN
>>148845167
>see this 4:3 meme about, look up what its about
>see vid on it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DzjKDJ-bX4
>literally slightly larger player model or to see everything with letterbox because you have bad eyes, at the risk of losing a good amount of side vision
Only reason to use 4:3 is if your machine sucks.
>>148900937
>crosshair not even on the player
>silvers scream aimlock
>>148899186
>valve releases counter strike source 2
yeah, together with Half Life 3
there are people browsing RIGHT NOW who don't get free skins betting
makes me sick to the stomach...
>roca
first time I'm hearing this, do you have any clips you can spoonfeed me?
>>148902663
>aimbot possibly able to predict where bullet (this situation slight to the right) is going to go since he was moving when shot was shot
czech
>>148902757
Because I exist
>>148900937
>cheats
>still fucking loses
>>148902916
>he thinks theres proof for any of the accusations made
>>148902757
>bet a 3 cent item on a team that has 99% odds going in
LOOK GUYS I WON
>>148902916
meant for >>148900895
>>148903110
at least some suspicious clips, I'm a sucker for conspiracy theories and such
>>148902207
put your face closer to the monitor
wow the targets are huge!!!!
from S1 to GE in no time
>>148903230
ill let you in on a little secret
no one is cheating
the people that are pointing fingers at random players are the same people that are mad because they lost $0.40 worth of skins on a bet
can someone give me a tl;dw of thorin's last cheating video? I don't feel like wasting 40 minutes right now
>>148903397
thorin is silver 1 and doesn't realize that coincidences happen
>>148903529
even reddit accuses people of cheating, lel.
All they do now is ruin the fun of gambling in csgo and other valve gamesTHAT ISN'T THE BUILT IN CRATES:(
>>148903396
yes, people who complained about moe's antics were also salty 10-year-olds
meanwhile people such as yourself who think that no one could ever cheat are all handsome global elites who make $400k starting
>>148903397
the arguments coming from reddit are pointless, and they have made it up in their minds that cheating is impossible in csgo, and on lans
>>148880575
>~1400
>1600 dpi, .45 sens (approx 1.8 @ 400)
>144hz
>1024 stretched
>mirage/office
>echofox
>yung stew
>>148903396
Yeah lad, young adults competing for life changing sums of money would NEVER resort to anything underhanded, EVER.
>>148902916
https://oddshot.tv/shot/roca2k9/UzoR5f33lHXwQq9DAiVI69Ud
He has tons of suspicious clips.
>>148903110
All of the people on my list are confirmed hackers.
post a trade offer on lounge
5 friend requests from 5 russians in 5 minutes
>>148903708
why do you keep mentioning gambling, you do realize flusha has been accused of cheating since before skins were even released right?
>>148904012
>confirmed hackers
please post proof that 100% without a question proves that all of the listed players are cheating
>>148904581
please post proof that 100% without a question proves that you are not a cocksucking faggot
>>148904681
wow they actually are all hacking you really proved me wrong there
>>148884459
>valve has decent games but does terrible things with it
literally every Valve game ever
>>148903397
the amount of outcry and suspicion over cheating is too high to NOT elicit a response from valve
tournament organizers need to install keyloggers on pcs for events to see if they match up with any suspicious clips
but valve need to step in, they are letting people doubt the legitimacy of csgo pros. they could right now come in and say "we know flusha is not cheating, we can explain all these clips, there's an issue with x and y, same with fallen."
because they haven't defended pros from media attacks, it's suspicious. If they find people, they have a few options
1. if it's a few people, force them to 'retire'.
>saves backlash from the media, cheaters gone
2. look the other way
>still make money, don't have to do shit. issue here is if it's clear valve won't do shit, cheating will become more rampant and it's only a matter of time until we get outright blatant spinbotters (you know what i mean)
3. if it's a bunch of people (ie most of the pro scene), burn it to the ground
>>148903190
good thing every single bet was >$10 then isn't it baka
look up the odds on those matches, many of those were 40-60% bets. sadly all the ones I bet on were >80%, and quite a few were large bets too.
is @Yee_lmao1 one of us? his way of saying things and phrasing are pretty reminiscent of /csgog/, esp w/ his hacking stuff. He also uses meme arrows but i feel like that's p mainstream now.
Also he has accused some runescape player of being the coder of SK's hacks. He was right about Kjaerbye joining shiggydiggy, csgolotto, and csgowild. He's never made such a concrete accusation aside from "@FallenCS stop cheating favela"
then again he could just be memeing this time and have some sort of grudge against some dude he knew in rs
desu someone just needs to pay KQLY or sf like $2-3k to give all the info
even if he he doesn't have all the info (aka who else), he can say "this dude gave me cheats, he knows this pro" or "i cheated on lan by doing x"
if they cheated professionally, i'm sure they'd sell out
>>148906141
Everyone knows how they did it. It was a workshop map that had the hacks in it. Pros used to be able to connect to workshop on LAN so when they signed in it would auto DL. This has since changed, at least for Valve majors. People even know exactly how his hack worked. Ya dumb reddit cunt.
>>148905260
>need to install keyloggers on pcs for events to see if they match up with any suspicious clips
shut up, retard
event organizers need to provide the peripherals and steam accounts. don't allow players to use their own gear and accounts. that's the easiest way
https://youtu.be/fGrmUQAh-WQ
flusha cheats
>>148906668
>anon asks for a summary of the thorin video
>i give it to him
>some faggot calls me a retard for paraphrasing thorin
lad...
>>148852273
>i didnt play a single cheater in weeks
Bullshit, i track the VAC history of mm games and about 1/3 of all games there is a cheater.
You just dont notice them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxeBVomeLU8
OUR GUY
>>148880575
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
2.5k csgo
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
zowie ec2-a, 800 dpi @ 1.75
>monitor refresh rate
144
>resolution/scaling
1280x800 stretched
>favorite map
inferno
>favorite team
navi
>favorite player
f0rest
>>148880575
>350hrs ingame csgostats time
>deathadder chroma 400dpi @1,6
>144HZ
>1920x1080
>dust 2
>VP
>stewie
>it's a "scammer that can't speak english responds to my trade on csgolounge" episode
>>148905505
>bragging about your penny bets
What a boss you are.
>>148906668
That prevents cheating but doesn't catch people who have already cheated.
I'd rather have my dick cut off than play with randies again.
I-Is this ok for someone who had 70 MM wins!?
>>148912917
who care...
>>148911865
I'm convinced if you get kicked from a game, you're put into another queue with other shits for a while.
If I get kicked from a game, I regularly get a string of 4 or 5 games full of people with zero game sense that think they are the next great NA pro, or the retards that are queued up that think they are fucking hilarious.
>he uses WASD instead of ESDF
explain yourself
>>148913751
>he uses WASD instead of QWER
Nova 1 here
H-How are Global Elite games in terms of skill and toxicity?
>>148913903
>he uses QWER instead of 5SPACESHIFTMOUSE3
>>148913672
I got kicked and banned for a week and I always play against the better team. I guess I deserve it for being toxic.
>>148914737
fix your rates cocksucker
>>148914737
200, playing with a $4 mouse
whens the next operation coming out
>>148913672
that might be true, I had a shit team with a retard insulting me because I lost a 4v1 fight.
Bought a nova and blasted his ass off, got kicked.
Immediately after got into a team of even dumber dudes who refused to surrender even though we were losing 9-0.
Some dude finally started to spam flashbangs in front of me.I now have a two hour timeout but I don't regret anything.
>>148916774
it's droppin in hot this thursday
>>148917276
you can tk without getting insta kicked, just wait until the buy period is over
>Our guy calling out cheaters for their bullshit
Big shit is gonna happen 'soon'. Finally
>>148917524
I know, but I WANTED to get kicked.
>>148916774
in 3 years
>>148917674
>Our guy
who
>>>/a/144369716
Sephirotic's final eva release is out, at last I can quit cs
Enjoy your dead game gotards :^)
>>148917838
Duncan
get fucked phantoml0rd
Need a team to bet on guys
>>148918038
who's duncan? he sounds coool
>>148918065
you have a serious problem
>>148918103
hes a 40 year old ginger virgin that studies video games that are played by teenagers
>>148918065
TeamX vs Orbit
go for TeamX winning 2nd and 3rd
>>148918050
who are you talking to?
>tell steel he has cute feet
>stops showing them
:c
if i'm GN4 should i go for Prime Matchmaking or not?
>>148918574
>tell you youre a literal faggot
>you stop posting here
thanks
optional. youll still get non prime members and cheaters
>>148918648
no, wait till mg1
>>148914737
>>148912917
Learn to fucking hs
>>148918672
h-hey steel
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/755225566765277184
>play with prime-less "friend of a friend"
>insta 3 smurfs on enemy team
It's like fucking clockwork
why is the competitive matchmaking so fucking broken in this game ?
I'm gold nova 3 and I've never played a single balanced game.
>>148919430
do you have prime
>>148919534
Nope apparently you have to be level 21 for that and it's ridiculously slow to level up.
Not sure whose idea it was to limit the xp gain to 80 per match after a while.
>>148919430
im gn3 and play against mg2s. idk if im good or theyre garbage but its fun nonetheless
>>148919694
ye then it's the source of your problems, basically 80% of my matches before prime is a coinflip to see who gets the smurf on his team
Do we like christine here?
diane is the cuter one 2bh
>>148919803
It's more a problem of smurf and cheaters rather than actually ranked players.
>>148919871
That's fucking stupid though, not to mention it's extremely frustrating to loose habits from other shooters when you just get completely destroyed; or get carried for all of your games.
%
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>>148920203
48
sorry was sleep
>>148920039
ye
>>148919269
is what happens when my friend invites a prime-less friend of his into our party. At this point it's not even a possibility anymore, it's an absolute certainty that there will be smurfs in a non-prime game.
>>148920338
if youre a girl then sure
>>148920457
Girl?
>>148919959
Di is thicc and cute
But Christine is also cute in the way she acts which gives her bonus points imo
>>148920457
you cant because youre a disgusting pig
>trying to clutch a 1v1
>teammate won't shut the fuck up
>teammates telling him to shut up
>die because I couldn't hear the enemy
>say "I could have had that if our bottomfrag would take the time to shut the fuck up"
>bottomfrag then spends the entire match being as loud as possible especially when teammates are trying to clutch
>>148921137
thanks for crying about it here it means a lot to all of us
>>148921326
thanks :3
>>148921137
probably should have kicked him at that point
bump
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.
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.
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>http://strike-counter.com/cs-go-stats/weapons-stats
>no R8 stats
why?
>>148921137
have you no mute?
>>148921137
>drop 30 bomb
>bottom fragging 12 year olds can't stop shouting faggot bullshit into their mics
>barely lose 1v4 clutch because you couldn't hear the last guy
>telling them to shutup only makes them louder
>every game without exception
nice game valve
>>148922186
>muting in the middle of a clutch situation when I'm sitting on the bomb
>muting during a clutch situation
If I were to take the time to mute I'd be lucky enough to get shot in the face while I'm trying to mute
>not having a bind key for voice_enable 0
>>148923314
whomse are you quoting?
>it's a my ineptitude causes me to believe all top players are cheating episode
O boy not again
>>148919025
I'm convinced CIA is funding Richard to kill csgo streamers and scene.
>suddenly all those logs are poping up
>failed coup in turkey at the same time
They've been strangely active lately.
>2 of my teammates are paying another guy on my team $20 to derank them
>the 2 derankers are both 11 year old mexicans
Ask a guy who worked with phantoml0rd for the past 6 months anything
>>148925426
lmao
is semphis our guy ?
>>148926453
What did he mean by this?
>>148926453
i think sean said that he was a /b/tard at one point
I will git gud with the $4 mouse
but srsly, what is the advantage of a gaming mouse? it's easier to achieve micro-movement due to the calibration?
>>148926453
or maybe he's seen the movie??????????'
>>148922305
>>148921137
This is LITERALLY how the rest of the world sees you [white] Americans
Start being the change you want to see
>>148928120
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change.
ADMIN, HES DOING IT SIDEWAYSprime is the best thing to ever happen to csgo. i managed to topfrag in supreme because there werent any hackers
>>148926453
Semphis and shahzam are our designated NA guys.
>>148901137
actually you are saying that but that explains it
crosshair did not even go anywhere near the player
the bullets were shot to the area where he would peak then he moved his mouse to the other side of the smoke
i fucking hate flusha he is a dork but i did cheat at some point and i know how it works
i got banned several time for using it
there are keyloggers running on the tournament PCs so they would know if anything suspicious happens, valve had an official statement about there is no way people would cheat
and even if we assume he did you actually believe that he would do it right next to 4 teammatesi mean common mang they sure be fine with it? esp olof?a coach, 20k people in front of him and ESL or whatever stuff standing behind him
it takes 2 seconds to log a pc and check what was ran during a certain period of time
you guys are honestly retarded.
if he still in fact cheated which i hardly believe because he must have an anonymous hacker:^) working for him to make everything tournament specific, people would still find it out anyway and if they did and didn't say anything then fuck them not flusha
also check his hand, its visible IT FUCKING MOVES
once Shaguar wins poker, will he come back to us?
who is the best USP user in CS GO history?
who too fucking hot to play cs without tilting here
How do I block specific countries from getting matched with me? I'm tired of getting put on teams with people from fucking 3rd world countries like Costa Rica or Brazil.
>>148931998
>poor skills
>3 people on my team screeching like monkeys and competing to be the bottomfrag while I get 35 kills and still lose because the rest of my team were too busy throwing the bomb outside of the map
>>148931998
>>148922317
make a bind to turn off voice communication.
You can easily toggle it on and off with a key when you need to.
>>148930578
Probably Fnatic's dennis (pennis, bennis)
>warm up
>it actually makes me play shittier
wtf
>Haci
>@Yee_lmao1
>They have custom made mouses, with software inside em, software only starts when he clicks a certain pattern.
n-nani?!
>>148934247
You arent doing it right lol
Who is our girl?
>tfw getting gud
feels good
Is it ok to use pic related?
>>148930505
>sneaks up on our guy flusha
>calls him a "cheating fag"
Yeah.. No. Semphis is the worst.
>>148936570
uh what does that have to do with shaggy2gar
>>148936547
Of course, don't let people bully you for using this.
AK is still a better choice considering its cheaper price.
What's your excuse for not having a loadout composed only of blue/purple/pink skins from Bank, Dust 2, Italy, Lake, Safehouse and Train ?
>>148937746
But it isn't pinpoint-accurate
>pro scene is cheating
>gambling sites are cheating
>streamers are cheating
nice fucking scene guys
>>148939404
uhhhh
ITS BEEN POSTED ALREADY I DONT CARE HENRYG CONFIRMED OUR GUY, CS:SOURCE CONFIRMED OUR GAME
https://twitter.com/HenryGcsgo/status/755114725713805312
REDDIT TWITS BTFO
>>148855778
The razer mamba works for me, although I wish I had a Naga for binds
>>148938131
My skins match my skills.
My most expensive skin is worth 10 cents.
I midfrag in silver games.
(just got the game plz no bully)
On a related note, short of a shock collar, how can I train myself to hold still while shooting. I play a lot of Doom, Quake, UT and Toxikk. All the fps games I've played prior trained me to run and gun.
>no decent matches to bet on today
:<
>>148938131
Because I use Baggage, Cache and Rising Sun?
>>148940792
Isnt there eleague this week?
Anyone watching China v Singapore these commentators are fucked.
>>148942764
nah our cunts, the peanut gallery are casting aus games
It feels so random how the guns work in this game. I know it ain't but it just does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arpKSuVVif4
ohhhhhhhh
>>148942764
the Aussie league is objectively better thiugh
>he fell for the black bars meme
>>148943290
>2 wireless 360 controlers
4y
S E T H
>>148917757
>7 day ban
t-thanks anon.
>>148944016
you can. you have to prescope and fire just as the match starts, but you can.
how much did you pay daddy cool?
>>148936547
If you don't spray with it before you've memorised the pattern
>>148940731
I once sold my Lightning Strike because I was having a bad streak with the AWP and felt unworthy of it
>>148930018
>there are keyloggers running on the tournament PCs so they would know if anything suspicious happens, valve had an official statement about there is no way people would cheat
No there isn't and there are plenty of ways to cheat. Several pros say it would be extremely easy at most tournaments.
https://youtu.be/5WOtxv8RhNs?t=35m32s
But there are only 2 br teams I've heard of
tfw beyondthesummit will save csgo by catching all of the cheating faggots and outing them
>>148945727
Beyondthesummit is having a csgo tournament?
>>148945846
they are doing a summit for csgo yes
>>148945727
>beyondtheshekel
na cs needs more jews
>>148945946
>>148937229
Meant to reply to
>>148929696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drrGTxsYhv4
reminder
>>148947297
valve aren't going to harm their business by banning people who are cheating in kid esports shit
should I bother trying to get > market value for this desu or just list it on steam
>>148949468
nice job taking part in the gambling cheating you scum whore
reported to the fbi
good luck behind the bars
>>148949630
how did you know :0
>>148949468
Why would you? It looks average at best
>>148949769
im behind you
im special agent anonymous
im part of a group of hackers called anonymous
but we are all called anonymous because we are that super secret
im everywhere but nowhere
>>148949468
I already told you it's not worth the effort, you shit.
>>148949864
I wasn't talking to you baka >:(
>>148949927
I posted this here before you responded... urgh...
>>148947675
shit, you are right.
i always had the mindset that valve are taking the comp scene as seriously as we do but nah, they don't give a fuck about the integrity of it. why would they? they don't love or even enjoy the game, they are just developing RoI delivering piece of software and do whatever works.
they don't see us as equals, we are just addicted, ready to be exploited cattle and there is absolutely nothing to be gained for valve by "making things right".
>>148943290
>mKdXQc7.jpg
poopoo pee pee
>it's a i am too retarded to learn crosshair placement so i need to play on 21:9 resolution to see shit episode
http://www.hltv.org/news/18285-pgl-summer-finals-groups-schedule
better than eleague desu
>>148951947
who
>>148930578
scream because he's the best non-cheating pro aimer
you guys have seen this right?www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0
tfw E-league is going to be 2016 best tournament because no cheating favelas
>>148955003
yh dude I saw on reddit weeks ago
>favelas caught cheating in e-league
more like favelas caught cheating in general
>>148955291
>>148955442
what's going on?
>>148955850
r. lewis mentions about cheating counter measures in e-league
favelas banned from e-league
after ban e-league posts a fishy favela clip on their twitter
thorin makes a video about cheating
>>148956736
Weren't SK disqualified because the team was in a new org?
>>148956871
look at this plebbit
yeah of course that's what they're telling you we can't have a cheating scandal now can we
forget the fact that before the ban when LG players went to SK e-league said on twitter that there will be no penalty
>>148957037
But half a dozen NA orgs thought otherwise and they decided to disqualify them
can someone tell me why reddit is so absolutely anally destroyed by the thought of a professional organization owning a gambling site? as long as they don't host their own actual matches to bet on why is it not their own prerogative to get extra money on the side?
i'm so tired of the "eSports are real sports!" meme when shit like this happens. real sports teams invest/own additional businesses all the time.
>>148960596
looks like you're the one anally destroyed m8
phantomcuck banned
top kek m'lady
>>148960996
neat
>>148960996
?? source??
how do you pronounce shroud?
is it like loud with a shr
or
is it like dude with a shr
???
fuck outta here phantomlord is our guy
>>148961912
dunno lol
>he actually watches phantomlard
who is gonna win eleague? thinking about putting a bet in on the winner right now
>>148962664
fnatic
ahahahahaha lmfao
is g2 still in eleague or are they out?
reminder that the entire pro scene is rife with cheaters and there's nothing valve is gonna do about it
you've all been had
>>148962881
who cares bruh easy skines because of that
just get the admins to kick the favelas
>yfw s1mple joins navi
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/755403976036810752
>>148962863
out
>>148963048
who would leave?
>>148963115
guardian should go
>>148963115
they'll just run six guys. everyone will pretend it's fine
>>148962881
Just like every other major sport. See cycling where the French government covered it up. See track and field, where the Russian government ran their own doping program.
Cheaters gonna cheat. However, the truth always ends up coming out.
>>148964197
>However, the truth always ends up coming out.
years after the cheaters walk away with big fat sacks of cash
all endurance sports are so full of cheating that it's gone well past sad into funny
shit with cycling it's not even drugs that make the biggest difference, they put motors in the bikes.
>>148956736
>>148955291
>>148957037
>the fact that before the ban when LG players went to SK e-league said on twitter that there will be no penalty
https://twitter.com/RLewisReports
fodder going ape on ricardo louis
>next major
>valve secretly installs keyloggers and handcams on the PCs, leaves players unchecked so they can install their cheats in peace
>during grand finals an unknown man runs up on stage, nobody tries to stop him
>executes the entire favela team after it's proven they are all toggling
>use this as an example to scare flusha, shox, and the other cheaters because nobody cares about BR lives.
>csgo is saved.
>>148966723
i shed a tear, lad
im going to infect all of the next major's computers with Stuxnet. Just try 2 stop me!
>>148914737
>>148912917
Why would you learn the full spray though.
LEM here and literally never had a situation where i needed to spray 1 mag.
/csgog/, how fucked is he? like how can he maintain paying for this house now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk--_kbqnqM im not a homeowner so i wouldnt know how mortages work
>>148966723
>halfway through the game flusha comes on stage
>forced to read a list of all the valve detected cheats
>all non-cheating players forced into a firing squad to execute the cheats on stage
>thorin assumes direct control of all subsequent majors
objectively the best solution.
>>148966818
stuxnet doesn't actually do anything unless it's running on an iranian nuclear centrifuge, anon
>>148966568
literally who
this is going to be good. hopefully kqly agrees to do the interview.
>>148921137
bind a key to turn off voices
>>148927089
im using a $10 ihome mouse and its great. its got 2 side buttons i use for knife and talk and its got a cord so it wont run out of battery. it also feels nice
>>148967791
wow thanks for replying 12 hours later i appreciate it
>>148967583
>>148968034
This. Up your post rate fampai
>>148967503
And incriminate himself or others even further?
>>148967131
Thats what they wantyou to think #prism #nwo #flusha
>>148968304
how can he incriminate himself even farther?
>>148968304
ideally
>>148968304
yes :>
>when you name your knife after this girl you like and she says that's weird anon
Heart = broken
>>148968412
gabe pls, that's not why you're having chest pains
>>148968412
It's 2 bucks. Just get another nametag and call it "Pros before Hoes"
>>148967073
I really hope valve fucks up steam market for this whole
Skin shitstorm
>>148968412
why did you tell her about this?! of course it's weird now ;_;
>>148968367
We know virtually nothing about his VAC other than what he said about having only used it for one week in a pub or whatever. What is there to add besides circumstances that would make him or others look worse in the eyes of the community? He admitted to cheating. I don't know what else there is to say about it from his perspective, really.
>>148968670
Coming forward and admitting and clarifying things is a bigger move than trying to hide away and hope people forget
More respect will be earned if he actually DOES come forward and explain everything.
>>148968412
You aren't even dating her. Of course its weird.
ayy
>>148968670
Literal lies. Fuck yourself to death.
>>148968918
hurr durr
>>148968670
he could whistleblow the other cheaters, talk about how he got the cheats on LAN, explain how coders get in contact with them/they get into contact with coders, how often the cheats are updated, and how much that type of thing costs. there's a lot of valuable information he could give.
>>148969304
And wake up with a knife stuck in his throat?
>>148969390
>Nerds hurting eachother IRL
Doubt it
He's already banned from competitive CSGO, he has nothing to lose but some dignity. No one believes that he didn't cheat on lan and only cheated in a community server once as he claims, the ONLY reason for him to stick to that claim is that we can't prove he didn't and he still has that little bit of pride left.
>>148969390
yeah im sure that will happen
>>148969390
all im saying is the interview has potential of being good.
>>148969543
I thought the only fishy looking kookly games were online qualifiers
>>148969601
oh shit let me fix that
>>148968636
I didn't, she was watching me play because she had nothing better to do and then went like "o-oh".
>>148968782
You're right famas ;-;
>>148969601
here's one senpai ^-^
It's quite funny how pros are so good now no one even complains about actual kills being aimlocks, just that they are being used to find where enemys are. Like a mostly human pro is already at the level of an aimbot so even if one was actually using aim assist for nearly every kill you probably wouldn't notice it.
>>148969687
He got really good in general about 2 months before his ban. Pros were calling him out for his bullshit at that time, both on and offline.
In the quals he probably abused it harder then normal.
>>148969949
that's not true. but information is way more valuable than bringing someone's aim from good to perfect
>>148970113
>perfect
or, well, as good as they dare to make it. some believability thresholds have gotten crossed lately though
>>148969825
well, consider the following:
>you are a gurl
>you have some friends (hard to imagine, ikr)
>one of them is kinda weird, he plays video games and likes those japanese cartoons (that's you senpai)
>he's ok, yet prefer not to spend a lot of time with him, things goes awkward after a while around him
>you're aware he's totally into you
>one night bored af, literally nothing to do
>weird friend asks if you want to watch his plays
>ok
>did he just named his blade he uses to kill other players your name?
>uhhhh... that's weird anon...
>>148968082
>>148970312
>>148970907
>>148971154
actual best gril here
another thread ruined by gay anime posters -.-
>>148971418
good taste
>>148970446
>likes those Japanese cartoons
Afraid not champion
You're probably spot on on everything else but why does she toy with my heart
>>148971767
>doesn't watch anime
found the problem mate
get watching those moe girls and it'll solve all your problems stat, no word of a lie mate.
those gambling site owners are getting desperate. operation "stir up whatever drama we can to distract from our lawsuits" is in full effect
>>148855640
buy a deathadder
>>148855640
ask me
get an intellimouse 1.1a you fucking shitter
>>148971613
report, hide
>people waste their time posting drawings and acting 'cute' with eachother
Me & my chad bros are lmaoing @ ur nonexistent lives
>>148972797
yeah mate lol so u r
>Richard Lewis thinks he's actually getting spammed by fodder and not a disgruntled gambling employee trying to make fake drama
Hehe
>fat anime nerds pretending to be "cute" again
lmao never gets old
>>148973042
>implying he isn't in on the play
>implying he didn't agree only if he wrote his own lines
>implying you didn't see the script in front of him on the desk at eleague
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01njtKxbKPY
If you're going to be worthless wankers at least masturbate to real women
Just fucking leave this thread, weeaboo trash.
is it possible to get a tec-9 sandstorm with minimal amounts of purple? all the tec-9 skins look like shit
>>148973713
The only 3D worthy of my seed is Stephanie Harvey
>>148973825
Yes, it's possible.
>>148971767
maybe she's not and you're just projecting - just because she is nice to you doesn't mean she craves your dick
move on and find another girl, it's hard but that's the way it must end, as long as you don't want to end up in friendzone
>>148973954
You disgust me.
>>148974035
thanks
time to sift through an infinite amount of shitty patterns
>>148973713
hey reddo
>>148974638
Don't talk to me weeb
>anime will die in your lifetime
Who is the sluttiest Terrorist faction in CS:GO?
>>148880575
>1.2k
>zowie fk2 400dpi 2 in game
>60 soon 144hz
>1080p
>overpass
>TL
>fav player
>
>thooorin :3
>10 games in a row without a single fucking word from any teammate and counting
>>148880575
>4000
>
>144
>16:9 1920x1080
>Inferno
>renegades
>neo
>>148880575
>720h
>zOWIE EC2a, 1.8 400Dpi
>60hz
>8x6 bb
>cache
>mouz
>NiKo
>>148976485
[email protected]
>>148975757
>STOP
Which faction is that?
>>148976485
>delete this
Haven't heard of this faction either.
I personally think the Anarchists are, since they wear the tightest pants.
>>148976442
Do you try to get them to talk? Because I know some guys who would bitch and moan about their teammates not giving info/using mics w/o even trying to communicate themselves
>>148976442
>tfw forget voice_enable 0
>>148976864
yes
>>148977093
and no
and make that 11 games, just left a game cause im sick of it
cl_mute_all_but_friends_and_party 1
>>148977210
cl_lose_weight
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>>148977465
sick meme, i meme it meme out of meme, dear meme
>>148977465
kill all fuc king goats
>>148977465
>>148977848
>>148978064
goodjob on shitting up a shit dead general, faggots.
>>148978097
The alpha males in this image are all in regular jeans though.
>>148977727
yeah >:^((( DEATH TO GOAT
>>148977093
I do this all the time but I never solo so I remember to turn it on whenever I don't hear my dude(s) in-game
>>148977189
>yes
Then you probably always end up with 3-4 premade who are talking on mumble
>>148978629
you mean the dazed "whan can i do?"
>people actively defend this
How does hue cock taste?
>get home
>phantomlords twitch closed
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
what a good goddamn day
>>148978881
>.
>g
>i
>f
what the flying fuck happened to csgo and streamers
where can i read about everything that happened?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4tn2gf/we_are_eleague_ask_us_anything/
>>148979296
you can catch up on all the recent events over at our other discussion site /r/GlobalOffensive/ (thats the sub reddit link for all you 4channers lol)
>Richard Lewis will be the head on this as he understands "dank memes" better than any of us but other's might chip in depending on the questions.
dropped right then and there
Hey guys, I heard Phantomlord was banned.
>>148978881
How exactly is this cheats?
http://www.twitchcon.com/guest/phantoml0rd/
ummmmmmmm GOtards?
>>148979128
Not gonna bother converting it to webm for your sorry ass
>>148979980
>professional case opener
%
%
%
%
%
>>148980176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC8zEgZEfo
>>148979526
i'm srs
i want to read everything that happened in some sort of order
reddit confuses me
I went high on ence.
>>148980808
thanks nigga
>>148843253
seein this OP image makes me believe this is a good thread
don't deceive me OP
how was phantomlord gonna cash out the $10m+ worth of skins? surely you can't sell them on a 3rd party site without being suspicious as hell
>>148981489
You create giveaways on twitch for which people have to sub.
>>148945727
i fuckin hope so, cheating is the only reason i don't watch pro csgo, it's too easy to get away with and valve is such shit at regulating anything in the game, their balance changed always suck and get reverted how can you trust those dingalings with catching cheaters whose livelihood depends on cheating
they don't give a damn or have the resources for it
>>148981489
he wouldn't be able too. even if he put those skins on opskins, he'd kill the value of all them.
>>148981583
eventually people would start to wonder where he got all these skins
I guess he could've done that in the span of like 10 years maybe
>>148967084
objectively
>casinos and online gambling sites that operate in legal grey areas turn out to be shady and not ethically upright
how absolutely shocking. thank you for exposing this for us reddit.
>>148982112
Watch this game die like a rabid dog because whiny redditors and a morbid strangler couldn't keep their mouths shut
>>148983724
M8 this game is dead regardless
why arent you faggots playing the sequel, pokemonGO
>>148983869
it gets boring after 2 hours
>>148983869
I am tho
>running into juho's crosshair one by one
lol space soldiers are fucking trash all aim no brain
>>148983724
This is a good thing.
>>148983869
Ebin
>>148983869
Fun game
>>148984001
>>148984760
hitmen on their way lads
>>148980610
are you fucking retarded
just watch richard's videos u stupid cunt
>people think phantomcuck isn't going to jail for fraud and tax evasion
>>148984760
>living in the middle of nowhere
>>148985575
what about our guy m0e
>>148985796
he literally did nothing wrong
>>148985796
could also probably get him on fraud, but not nearly on the same level as phantom cuck
>>148971418
>sample
>>148985917
it's so lucky for moe that phantomlord got busted as well, he doesn't seem nearly as bad now in most people's eyes
>>148977465
Can someone please explain to me this meme? Please it's urgent.
>>148944660
That's a sexy skin fan, purple is my favourite colour.
>>148987082
shorts are for children
guy holding a gun to a goat isn't a meme, just a random picture
>>148985796
He ratted out on the young enterpeneurs for being embarrassed for faking excitement.
Literal nigger tier ZERO HONOR.
>>148987840
>shorts are for children
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?
This has got to be the worst meme ever.
>>148988050
When you finally get a job interview wear shorts to it and post the results.
allu's team losing to literal whos
https://twitter.com/phantoml0rd/status/648306154095800320
lol
>went to the park today to hatch some pokemon GO eggs
>every single guy I saw was wearing shorts
>most of them had qt gfs
pants are a meme
>>148988050
Shorts are socially acceptable when you're a kid, but when you're a fucking adult, you should know better. Nobody wants to look at another man's legs unless you're a faggot.
Literally how do you play this game at a decent level? Everyone in MM is terrible and ESEA is getting worse by the day.
>when you about to hit the club with your f@ms and that one guy shows up in shorts
>>148988321
>being so self-conscious about your body that you can't wear shorts in public
s m h
>>148988331
>Everyone in MM is terrible
then rank up easily until you meet the non terrible people?
>he fell for the 4:3 black bars meme
>>148988409
no one in the history of the world has ever tried to wear shorts into a club
>>148988475
>dressing like a toddler
>>148988321
No bro, I've only started to hear of this recently.
You're making up culture on the spot and it's fucking dumb.
>>148988489
can't rank up when you're stuck with 4 idiots on your team.
MM's only gotten slightly better with the introduction of prime
>>148988245
>he's at twitchcon
>meanwhile his twitch channel was closed by staff
lmao how big of a cuck can you be
>these nu-males in this thread who love giving fashion advice
lol?
>>148988606
Why is that?
Oh that's right, because >>148988321
>>148988628
>can't rank up when you're stuck with 4 idiots on your team.
if you can't take control of your team or carry them then you're not actually that good
>>148988409
>>148988606
>clubs
uncultured af
>>148988489
I'm at SMFC and everyone is terrible. I doubt Global is any better.
>>148988913
^
loner autist who never gets invited anywhere right here guys lol
Bye.
>>148989192
see ya nerd
>>148989192
how much?
>>148989192
Just play casual. It's actuallyfun
>>148989192
Show us your steam library with it saying it's not installed
>>148989356
i honestly think 10vs10 is a lot better than 5vs5
>>148988892
Are you dumb? you can't take control over screamers and griefers. You can call strats and ask them to play, but its up to them to comply or not
>>148989675
Not every single one of your games is going to have a screamer / griefer or whatever on your team.Stop making excuses, get good and stop complaining. you'll thank me later
>>148988321
try being outside for once
>>148989492
now delete it from your account
>>148988321
it's like 30 degrees out there you think I could go out in jeans?????
>106 degrees outside right now
>wear shorts
>get bullied by literally everyone
how do i make this stop????
>>148990024
It's not even the screamers or griefers, it's that people at SMFC and Global still cannot aim, and still have silver game sense, still AWP when they can't AWP, still don't understand basic shit like taking mid control, don't know smokes, etc. The only way to play with them is to play like an absolute retard and rush everywhere or bait them, which most of the time you can't do because they all bait you instead. I can be holding B on a default, run back to A when we're about to execute, throw a smoke, 2 flashes, and still be the first one out. I'm not interested in playing CS like that. I know, get a team. I don't have time to dedicate to a team, I can usually only play a couple of games a day.
>>148990264
How do you do that?
>>148990293
>murica degrees
>>148990505
play on le esea :)
>>148989675
oh ok, I wonder how everyone else in a rank above you did it them
they must all be cheaters, right? maybe they carried over their rank from 1.6 or source?
or maybe you know, they are just better than you and you don't deserve to play with them?
>wear pants outside
>nobody cares
>wear shorts
>nobody cares
woah
>>148990824
>wear shorts
>nobody cares
oh, people care, they just won't tell you because it's not politically correct, you'll just notice people silently losing all respect for you
>>148990824
>being this delusional
>>148988628
The way the ranking system is set up, if you can't carry the team by yourself, you're in the proper rank. Every time I get a slew of bad games and rank down, I immediately rank back up because I can carry whatever shit team I'm stuck in.
Do everyone else in this thread a favor, and go watch Thorin's video on this subject so we don't have to repeat what someone already made a video about. - https://youtu.be/xToFJHrxNbg
wtf is happening on summit's stream
>>148991816
looks like an average MM match to me
Why haven't you switched to the superior game yet, losers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xL2rcXI698
>>148991816
He'a going beyond. You didn't hear he was going to host a tournament?
>>148992346
but that's not duke nukem 3d
>>148992346
how am I supposed to bond with people in a not tactical team based environment family
ever since the upodate I get literally zero energy regen from zenurik
>>148992842
By not being a huge autist
>burning to death so you can look fashionable to other faggots
>>148993549
Do girls laugh at your snow white skinny ass bro? I bet they do
>>148993756
>white
>>148994035
>not white
Now I feel bad for you
>>148993549
Damn HenryG's jacked
>>148994150
Suck my bbc
how do I get in Vlada's panties magog? realistically
>>148995052
You get jacked and get rich
>>148995052
it wouldn't hurt to have a carrer, money, good looks and personality
>>148995052
chloroform or a roofie
what if NA CS is garbage because Americans are the only decent professionals in the scene and don't use microhacks
>>148995909
but anon, brazil is part of america too
>>148995909
but na cs isn't garbage
it's the 2nd best region behind south america
Valve idiots idiots IDIOTS ruining stickers with the USP-S Guardian skin and they still won't fix it IDIOTS
>>148980950
>>148880575
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
1.x 12500~ hours, css & csgo <100 hours
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
fk2, 2.0 ig 400dpi
>monitor refresh rate
60, poorfagging atm
>resolution/scaling
4:3 640x480 / 1078x786
>favorite map
dust2
>favorite team
vp
>favorite player
neo I guess or snax atm
>>148995909
>believes pros cheat
>>148995909
People finally start to realise
You faglings fucking laughed at us for years yeah well now my boy cookly is going to expose all the BR and EU cheaters and you'll suck NA dick
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
>>148996924
ITS A NICE DAY TO... START A GAAAAAINNN
I find Thorin kinda hot. Is it weird
>>148880575
>hours played (1.6/CZ/Source hours optional)
3k on csgo, used to play CZ/CSS for some periods.
>mouse + sensitivity/dpi
2.232 edpi (I was one of those that though higher sensitivity = master of aim, however its the opposite but meh it's too late now
>monitor refresh rate
19" 60hz
>resolution/scaling
4:30 - 1280x1024 - stretched
>favorite map
inferni
>favorite team
fnatuc
>favorite player
J"the pig"W
>>148843636
my bf made a new vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFrx8zYPW8k&feature=youtu.be
>just got a m4a1 nitro drop
FREE $1.80
woah
>>148997790
dude sick you doubled the price of your inventory
>>148997790
>tfw have yet to get a decent weekly drop
>>148980950
get fucking owned
>>148998049
my inventory is worth like $2000 senpai
>>148998161
my first drop ever was a anodized navy negev years ago
it's worth like $50 now
patience is a virtue my friend
So what's the rarest skin you can get as a drop now that operation is over?
>>148998452
dragon lore (awp)
>>148998452
Stuff from map collections like Cobble and Overpass maybe Nuke. Stuff from collections like Gods and Monsters or Rising Sun won't drop so no Icarus Fell or Medusa or Akihabara Accept as drops until next operation.
yeet
>>148843253
My Csgo stutter outrageously when I play...
I5-6600k
MSI r9 390
8gb ram
CPU is liquid cooled, etc.
Temps are good... Csgo suddenly plays like SHIT. Input lag. Audio lag when hitting ESC, tab, etc. main menu is a shit fest
i got a trade offer, some negro is just giving his skin away but i can't accept it, steam errors out
wtf is this shit? some sort of a super-advanced-scam?
>Doing DM for xp
>Niggers change map at the last second
Fucks sake
>>148999260
It's just steam being shit
>>148998806
i5 4200h
gtx 850m
6gb RAM
CPU is cooled by my toaster
no lag, stutter, stable 60FPS
lolumadbro
>>148999440
Not angry. Just want an answer
>>148999548
stutter on high end PCs can be often caused by audio issues. srsly.
do you have "gaming headphones" with some special drivers? sound card? anyway, get your audio sorted, make it as basic as you can
>>148999859
Should I just delete Realtek?
>>148999440
>60fps
>>148999260
I had this glitch myself, some guy giving me a p250 but I couldn't accept. he probably was trying to make an actual trade, but steam glitches. it's what happened to me.
>>148999440
>i3 integrated laptop
>8gb ram
80-90 fps constant
next huge drama WHEN
i got broads in atlanta
>>149002094
go outside get a life loser
these hoes aint loyal
how do you pronounce shroud?
is it like loud with a shr at the beginning
or
like dude with a shr at the beginning
????
>>149003018
like shrek
>>149003018
You made this post yesterday dude
https://www.google.com/search?q=shroud&oq=shroud&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1051j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>148979783
Ever seen anyone move their crosshair like that at that speed?
>>148979783
did you even watch the gif? he's attacking with a scout, that isn't an insta kill, he's using dmg upgrade cheats
>>149003018
dunno lol
I'm an old cs 1.* and i just started playing csgo.
I've tried competitive but every single match there's some faggot who bought the game on a new account and just clears the opposite team all by himself.
Is this what i can expect from this game?
I'm still trying to win my first 10 games, does it get better once you finally get a rank?
>>149005167
it doesn't
>>149005167
yeah dude it just magically gets better for no reason at all
>>148988245
>let us take your skins
lmfao
on a serious note, fuck all the money hungry streamers and youtubers..
hope that fag sodapoppin gets busted next
>>149005167
it never gets better at any level even the pros cheat
>>149005328
all the WoWfags will still love him so it doesnt really matter what happens to him other than getting cucked by his gf
>>148988245
i hope he kills himself desu
>tfw tired of csgo and only watch case openings now
>>149005592
>havent played csgo in 3 weeks
>not going to be able to play for another 2 weeks
theres nothing i want to do more than just play right now :/
>>148995909
NA CS is garbage because even in the highest ranks, people have an obsession with the killboard.
American teams don't run or value strats.
Bottom line.
The fact that Stewie2k is a god damn caller lets you know everything you need to know about the state of NA CS. It's built entirely around a "Team Leader" that tries to point everyone in the right direction while they do their own shit.
>Hiko didn't get to eat this
>>149006612
Are you even trying?
>hiko didnt get to eat out of this
>>149006612
>implying he didnt buy it off sk just to eat it
going to meme it up with a trackball and see how bad ill play
>tfw no other skins similar to the Mac10's Neon Rider
how do we make csgo gambling great again
>>149007880
kill all of the jews
>>148848120
>>148913672
>>148990505
>game sense
will this meme buzzword ever die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-GMgNGjwVE
>>149007880
remove all gambling sites except for csgolounge
>richard lewis making this many videos just to make a couple bucks from youtube
sad tb h
>>149010272
Problem?
>>149009796
lounge is not gambling because picking teams is a game of skill :^)
>>149010272
Yeah he's totally making these videos for that 200$ a month he gets from it.
I got this keyboard off Craigslist two weeks ago but I haven't really improved since then. I was GN3 when I got it and I got to GNM but then I fell back to GN3. How's a mech supposed to make you better? My strafing is the same or worse desu
>>149010782
i cant tell if youre being ironic or not, but there is far more skill to sports betting than playing roulette
theres a reason people sports bet for a living and can yield high ROIs year after year
https://www.patreon.com/dinglederper
Literally kekkin irl rn
>>149010272
He needs to make as much as possible before CSGO burns down.
>>149011447
Why would it burn down? Are the cheaters finally getting caught?
>>148874951
Santorini was dope though
>>149011384
literally who?
>>149011875
Phantomlord's girlfriend who he lives with in a fucking mansion
>>149011384
How much did she get before this scandal?
>>149011112
you already fucked up by getting a shitty razer keyboard with blue switches
>>149011875
Phantom lord's gf
>>149011112
>no mousepad
stay shit, ur gonna be nova for life
>>149012052
Topped at 600 according to RL.
>>149011112
your underwear color is more important than your keyboard for csgo
>>149011112
>he thinks that buying a new keyboard would make him better at CS:GO
Please tell me this is a joke
>>149012083
>hating on blues
>>149008517
situational awareness
fckin hppy now?
>>149012848
Blues are for jews. Used red or end up dead.
>>149012083
>blue switches
>shitty
n (neck) y (your) s (self) my man
>>149011384
Oh boy I get a signed selfie if I give her money. A signed snapchat image of literally who is such a fucking steal.
>>149013137
I used reds before, they're shite m8
>>149013137
>use reds
He fell for the marketing
KQLY just needs to grow the balls and talk about when and how he cheated if he does the richard lewis show
>>149013267
They're objectively shitty for videogames though. You got scammed into buying a shitty razer keyboard.
DO WE LIKE DIANE HERE?
>>149013558
>>149013491
I think you mean blues, blacks, and browns
>>149014751
ew why are they all ugly
>>149014479
You realize there are pros that use blues? None of it is objective it's all preference
>>149014384
It was a workshop dl'd hack, had p silent on every 7th or 8th (i forget) shot of a spray if a player was in a certain fov range. He got valve to fix psilent and disable workshop for pros on LAN.
>>149014957
What'd you say?
>>149014479
>objectively shitty
>his fingers are so weak and wimpy that he can't exert 60g of force to push down his keys
>>149014479
Strangely erotic.
>>149011112
Mechanical keyboards are nice. They don't help in CSGO much though, as long as you have a keyboard with keys that don't stick and all the common keys register when hit (My old keyboard wouldn't let me move when talking and crouching, so i would be trying to say something to my team and rotate to B on mirage and i'd get stuck in the kill hole. My D registered but not W or A, so my workaround was going through sideways).
Some people spend 10+ hours a day at their computers. I work full time and still use my gaming comp 8 hours a day. Some people also have disposable income and can afford something nice that they literally touch for 1/3rd of their life. I have a Corsair K70 (reds) that's over a year old, looks new except for the hair and skin flakes under the keys. It's super fucking nice.
However, it won't make you better at CSGO. You seem to be poor / untalented, hence a good mouse+pad and 144hz screen would probably be unobtainable / wasted on you anyways. However, those are the two (three really) upgrades that will help the most. Make sure your comp can put out 300fps too.
My gtx 970 and i5 4690k is having dips to 150 in 20 player d2 dm, which is annoying as fuck.
>>149013137
All mechanical keybords are welcome in the secret club, brother. Don't divide people for no reason.
>>149015062
>got valve to fix psilent
it still exists though?
unless you mean on LAN
>>149015051
>there are pros who use it so it must be good
hey reddo
>>149015261
I use blacks though.
>>149015171
how can non secret.fe girls even compete?
>>149015062
thats pretty fucking insane to me. so he was legit up until the workshop was available? like he was legit in source, and then started cheating in go, when the workshop existed?
>>149015387
Juliano isn't even that pretty
She just has nice eyes
>>149015528
but that's nylon
>>149015674
id eat her nylon
new thread por favor
>>149015674
I know who it is
I was just saying since people hype the fuck out of Juliano's looks
woah
richard lewis is making 6 figures from turner???
gay
>>149015481
doesn't mean that, he could have cheated before.
However players in general were never as good in source, some old pros who feel like they aren't as good might start looking at some 3rd party assistance to stay in the esports money.
>>149015823
>>149015528
>>149015387
>>149015171
>>149014751
Emily is OUR GIRL now and forever
https://twitter.com/EMUHLEET/status/754403858193920000?lang=en
>>149016037
Like her better as a blonde desu
But Diane tho
>>149015051
Here's a pro using a membrane. They're retards.
>>149015375
No it doesn't. Silent still works. Shots are all serverside now, so the client can't tell the server "the one shot went completely out of whack to do something" since the server will be applying the RNG and whatnot to it.
>>149013267
>>149012848
i own 2 keyboards with blue switches, 2 buckling springs, 1 black switches, 1 alps switch and a topre board that you can see the above pic i posted earlier. blues are shit and will always be shit
>>149016486
>shitskins being good at anything
>>149016664
fuck you idiot
new thread?
>>149017180
No a new game
>tfw you maxed on c9
I hope Na'Vi will choke.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sotq87
feels good man
told you faggots lounge would also go down
>>149017802
tyty for skins i really appreskiate it
>>149017845
I was waiting for the new thread to start shoving that shit
Sites aren't going down though, they're going down for the moment to adjust and to avoid the problems, ez
>just bought $300 worth of skines to bet on lounge today
FUCK MY LIFE
>>149017845
>cashout sites are fine
thank god
I can go ahead and trade these dumbass stickers for a new computer
>>149017918
read the letter, they will shutdown and not come back up
sites will now have to use real money betting
>>149005167
>old cs 1.* player
>complaining about someone better on the other team
Oh please, if you were really someone from the old days you have thought it was business as usual instead of this weird ass system where you play with people of your "level".
If you remember, back then, we didn't have no ranks, and went into a random server and the skill level was all over the place.