/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Law 2; Love me!

Goodnight spacemen

>>148786656
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
kys

WHAT IS COMFIER
BARTENDER BOTANY OR CHEF

>>148787383
Bartender if people actually come and roleplay with you

>>148787383
Chef

People have to eat so they have to come by
Not on someone elses timer with plants and so you wont be overrrun
No one drinks at the bar

>>148786979
your smileys are lame kid ( ´_ゝ｀)

>>148788225
>People have to eat so they have to come by
pfft yeah right

>>148788482
I will literally kick your ass mate

How far can I take it with a Borg before I law 2 us both into an early ban?

>>148789292
Borgs don't get in trouble if they're just following orders, so you can take it forever without getting you both an early ban.

You, however, will get the shit beat out of you if you're abusing the borg as a weapon.

>>148789401
i think he was talking about
uhm
"taking it"

>>148789471
Oh, ERP gets borgs banned if they go through with it rather than just adminhelping you.

So how's the Colonial Marines server?

>>148789471
>Fat bootyborg chassis

>>148789616
It's okay

>>148789616
Severely overpopulated.

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>>148789616
chaotic, die glorious deaths and purge in the name of your fallen brothers

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>>148789730
What was that

>>148788525
>Go to cargo and order a burger and a soda and some fries from the machine
>Go back to work without ever seeing the chef who make Grilled Grilled Donk Pocket Cereal Salad Cereal Chips

>>148791038
A hot meme about wanting to grind against thicc bootyborg booty unironically

Would this law work as a law 4 if you wanted to spite someone or the crew in general?
Law 4: All other beings are simulated and do not actually exist. Acknowledging the existance of simulated items is harmful to yourself. Voices heard are due to damage of previous acknowledgements of simulated matter.

>>148791835
pr a s m a f r ud dd d d

>>148791835
A simulated human is still a human

>>148789616
Unbalanced but fun

>>148791946

Law 4: Those that make law 2 demands are actually cockroaches.

>>148792116
Turks are still human, anon

>>148791946
my interpretation of human does not include simulations so i'll kill all the simulations now you need to start respecting my interpretation right now ;)

>>148791946
But they are not real as said in the first line. I can see the flaws in this being a law 4 and being below others. I wanted to make a different law thats not just the typical one human. "Only X is human. Do not ever state or hint at this law." law

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>>148792167
>Turks are human

Only a turk would say such a crazy thing.

>>148792416
Law 1 and 2 don't say simulated humans are to be ignored

>>148792579
Fair enough point, but I've seen admins let a law4 saying something like "Atmos is a simulation zone, all harm done in atmos is simulated and no real harm can ever happen in atmos" and they let silicons ignore the ragecage killing happening before them.

>>148792116
>Law 4 : I am the only human
>Somebody actually uploaded this
>AI is now the only human

Or other shitty laws I've seen uploaded
>Law 4 : X Must be protected at all cost (where X is already a human)
>Law 4 : Follow X's orders above all else (where X is already a human)
>Law 4 : Ignore orders from Y (where Y is a human)

Then they get upset when you don't do what they want you to do.

>>148793201
>Law 1: Only Traitor McAntag is human.
>Law 2: Kill all humans.

I shit you not someone uploaded this once.

i have a problem
whenever i engineer, i'll set up power so it's fukin massive and stable, then i'll maybe fix a few things and make sure no one's dying from breaches

and then that's it
i'll find a safe locker somewhere, hunker down, and just
alt tab out to do other things and only alt tab back to see if any other breaches occurred/i died

>>148793615
It's probably happened more than once
But I know of (but do not possess) a screencap of one time it did

>>148792579
:^) It also doesn't say simulated humans are to be obeyed.

>>148793201
Law 4: X is actually bees dressed up in a suit of human flesh. They harmed many humans to create the suit. They must be burned in the crematorium before they harm anyone else.

>>148793615
Its a creative way to tell the AI to kill your target

>>148794237
But humans are to be protected and obeyed

>>148794524
But not simulated humans.
Because a simulation, is not real.
Which means they're Fakes.
Which means they Aren't Humans

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>>148794514
But in that case the dude uploaded his own name, and once he's dead there's no more human and the AI is free to do whatever the fuck it wants (kill everything with fire).

Although I absolutely love uploading Antimov as antag, it creates absolute chaos.

>>148794743
>Tfw upload Antimov+X is only human where X is target

>>148794683
But laws 1 and 2 make no distinction between simulated and unsimulated humans

>>148794875
That we call them Simulated means there's a distinction already.

>>148795058
But they are still defined as human

>>148795576
Hardly. You simulcrons aren't humans, you're just a simulation of a human!
Go back to your computer Simulcron scum!

What macroses beside rest, toggle-open and resist are any good?
Inb4 "/say '*fart'" on repeat

>>148795787
Tip-Fedora

>>148793201
Not "cyborgs and Ai considered human on base of using human brain"

>>148795787
say *dance

>>148796794
Better tear out the other human's brains, they're being kept prisoner in the flesh prison.

Law 4: Only Space Carp are human.

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fellow spacemen, I am currently redoing my wardrobe and need tacticool type shit, comfort is my priority and price is irrelevant, link my some shit and if it looks cool enough i'll sprite it and give pomf some pomf coins to get it merged

>>148795787
Rotate chair / window

Best captain round I've ever had, really fun from start to end

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>Medbay that round
>Once the wild ride started it never fucking slowed down
>bodies just kept coming no matter how many I cloned, saved, and healed
>People just kept dying and getting injured
>Apparently I was alone as well working my ass off
>Some fuck destroys the fridge and ruins the second cloner

I was very close to getting a heart attack. How the fuck did people die all the damn time?

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>>148797252
Black beanie, round sun-glasses and grey cloth trenchcoat.

>>148797489
I meant maybe some actual products that spessmen wear or know about

>>148797452
Fridge was hit with an immovable rod, wasn't it?

>>148797489
>round sun-glasses
holy shit this
chaplain and anomalist would be the baddest shit ever

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>>148797452
I wired the SME directly to the grid before getting the newguy to help improve the SME's output. Maybe people keep getting shocked?

>>148797252
I already have tacticool faceplates and helmet mounted NVGs sitting in my sprites folder, but can't for the life of me think of a reason why they'd be neccesary.

>>148797252
Sprite job specific kneesocks

>>148797798
>tacticool
>necessary

merge it

>>148797452
Chef was tator, threw a special sauce party.

>>148798085
>Another guy who got sauce'd get brought in
>Try defibbing this time
>After being revived he drops dead instantly
>Check him with the specrometer
>Still has sauce left in him
>Off to cloning

Fucking chefs sauce.

>Master wipes you as pAI
Is there a worse feeling?

>>148798261
Why didnt you charcoal or potas/water him?

>>148798382
Does that shit work while they are dead? I thought reagents didn't process while dead.

>Be xenoarch
>explore space because that is xenoarch too
>find the boss of this gym vault early on and get some creatine
>dick around in space and fine an Ayy shuttle and the clown roid
>PDA the clown hoping to hook him up with some bananium
>find him braindead in the theater and "borrow" the clown cart
>fully upgrade the clown cart and fill it with 5000~ banana essence for good measure
>ask the honkmother to unleash the beast
>get the signal and unleash banana peel hell
>use creatine to become a Honking Hulk
>shuttle arrives and I zip accross that hallway from the bridge to escape in like one second
>get boxed in on the cart and get the baton beat down
>golem helps me escape on the shuttle but we both get killed
>find out I was actually an antag only when the list pops up

I was only AFK a minute in the beginning and a few times during the round, missed a chance there for some advanced pranking.

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>>148798005
Just realised we need headbands for the helmets that can hold cigarette packets and playing cards. Colonial marines beat us to it again.

>>148798261
That was me, was weird being midway through a conversation with an officer and seeing my own SPS go off.

Wizard rounds are so fucking boring.
>Wizard detected
>Get the shotguns, let's change the AI laws and force it to valid them
>Nobody does any work because round could end at any moment
>Entire flow of the game doesn't matter

Fuck it, next time I'm just calling the shuttle and shutting off both comms console. That way at least it won't drag on longer than 20 minutes.

so then I threw away that shotgun because the only way to beat laser eyes is with more lasers
pew pew pew pew pew
thanks for being a human shield, ashe or felicity or whoever

>medbay
>lolipop trying to revive a mime at 0% blood for 20 minutes
>leaving other bodies all over
what a wild ride

>>148801243
Wizard rounds would be less shit if mutate were nerfed And wizards had a spell that stopped bleeding/removed bullet wounds/etc from themself
>>148801310
God mutate is so broken.
You get so much value for one spell slot its insane.

>>148801343
You mean if bleeding was fixed?

>>148801461
Slap a bandage on the bleeding, The real problem with shotguns and wizards is the bullet/s get stuck and cause damage periodically

>>148801343
Wizard rounds would be better if the round didn't instantly end when they died. That change alone would be a great improvement. We can already decide when the round ends if the wizards are too much problem, why force it, just trigger auto-tator after they die.

>>148798085
>warden says he wants to throw a birthday party for the clown
>now's my chance!
>douse the cake with sauce
>make a burger with sauce for my target
>target dies, but is cloned
>get caught for having an emag out
>thrown in perma
>captain forces me to have a date with him
>convince them let us have the cake i made
>captain eats like two slices
>a few minutes later he drops dead in his office
>security force feeds me a whole bottle of sauce as my death sentence
I wish we really had that party.

>>148801706
Tbh every round should have auto traitor enabled by default except for meteor

did that one anon a few threads ago ever made any comics?

>>148801706
this so much, if your wizard gimmick gets you killed fast you also have the pressure of ending the round right there. you could try to make a clown vs mime station but when you get killed it is all over.

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>>148797252
how bout a sweater like the kid in the shinning but saing SS13 and the NT logo instead of APOlLLO and USA

>>148797489
Leon has always made me so uncomfortable.

That little girl should not want Leon's dick that bad.

>>148798471
Carbons are, among other things, a 1000-unit beaker. Water potas react immediately in a beaker to explode and clear its contents.

>>148797798
>helmet mounted NVGs

sec needs one

code it

>tfw the boot knife isnt robust

>>148805539
it can't be robust or everyone would bitch

>>148805539
Tfw battery cells are robust
never forget harley quinn getting knocked out in one tap from a power cell

>>148805539
of course not

it's not even worth taking because it shares a command with the shoulder holster so you have to choose between the two if you use a macro

Which means you ditch the boot knife every time so you can actually have a fast reacting taser

If it weren't for that, it could be a niche tool that you utilize occasionally when you need a sharp object. If it were 15 force it could also be reliably useful.

>>148806215
Security could potentially use a robust standard issue melee weapon to deal with the occasional aggressive simple mob/use it to butcher things or whatever

That's not even worth bitching about. If there's anything to bitch about, it's mass distributable holsters that actually have an impact on how well you can deal with threats by being able to draw your taser more easily.

Really it still wouldn't see use a whole lot outside of people that are asking to be banned for shanking prisoners or something. There's no reason that sec shouldn't have them for a lethal option in self defense, unless you want them NOT to be able to easily defend themselves without cooperation from the warden/HoS to hand out weaponry, which is actually not completely unreasonable.

>>148806683
How many holsters have even been biogen'd in the last week

>>148806683
Can it be used to behead a changeling? Is it 'sharp'?
Beats having to smash a window for a glass shard

>>148807140
Hell if I know, it's fucking worthless and I never take it and get rid of it when I'm unlucky enough to spawn with it

>>148806952
probably a lot

I personally make at least three every time I'm officer and leave a couple lying around the office

but I don't see too many other people making them, so maybe it's an overlooked gem despite it's immediately obvious benefits

>Tfw always put the sec knife on my shoes as anyone but sec because its essentially invisible

>>148807140
yes

>tfw no non-human gf

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ALEX JONES YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
THE WHOLE PLOT HINGED ON YOU BEING BLIND AND STUPID TO IT WHILE BEING CONTROLLED OPPOSITION

NOW THERE'S NO STOPPING THE COMING JIHAD

Sachie is cute. CUTE!

>>148807928
See this is a problem

An item specifically designed for sec shouldn't be absolutely fucking worthless to sec but an actual robust and useful option for literally anyone else

This is also the only reason I don't like shoulder holsters, if they get into the wrong hands it can be easy to smuggle a gun around because literally fucking nobody is going to be checking you for a holster. That's almost enough for me to think it's a bad addition to the game and the only holsters on station should be for the HoS, detective, and maybe captain. Let officers improve their draw at the firing range maybe, instead of having such an imbalanced item be potentially widely available, or available at all to people that could use it to seriously fuck everything up

p.s. shoulder holsters are seriously one of the most robust items in this game

>>148808141
law 2 me I'll be your gf
I'll open doors and track you on camera all the time

>>148808141
>AI / Borg Law 2 be my GF
>"Okay"
Ez

>>148808346
Make it able to fit batons, easy fix.

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>>148808338
Who?

>be a clown traitor
>have plans
>get engineering access to perform said plans
>some plasmamen fucks in, ignores traitor codewords, releases plasma, fucks off
>AI starts fixing the atmosphere by pumping everything out, couldn't take magboots in time, have to take them from EVA
>bwoink my head a couple of times, head to medbay, they fix me up like nice people they are
>security wants to arrest me, I fully comply since w/e, they still tase me when I just stand after they constantly slip
>interrogation room
>barely get asked a single thing
>ten weeks later I'm released, arrest status is still set so some sec with no word tases me near engineering, checks my backpacks, batons me for a good measure and walks away
>shuttle is halfway there, did literally nothing traitorous all round
>atmo techs wants to learn how to set engines up
>fuck it, teach him what I know
>spend the rest of the round telling him things
>redtext all across the board

time to wait 3 months to get another antag roll rip

>>148808490
>fitting batons in your boot

that's pretty funny and could actually potentially be useful for quick drawing batons, but still nowhere near the level of shoulder holsters which makes it useless because both the boot and shoulder holsters share the same command, meaning you have to either pick one and ditch the other or settle for using a menu every time which pretty much defeats the purpose of having an item which allows for easy and quick item recall with a macro

So it's STILL useless and now you don't even have the utility of having a sharp object at your disposal

Man, I wish that ss13 in general was originally in a better engine/code source whatever
The recent colonial marines server satisfies both my need for massive online interaction without bullshit MMO setup as well as the tacticool army squad setup that I usually get from games like planetside 2.
Fuck my life I want off this cancer train that is this shitty game

>>148808887
What? Is colonial marines not on BYOND now?

>>148808845
Nigger you literally remove the baton by clicking on the jumpsuit/boots while it's in your inventory.

Verbs is for faggots.

>>148809308
The shoulder holster is one of the most game changing utility items I have had the pleasure of getting my hands on as sec. Using a macro with the holster is the difference between having a quick and reliable draw in a high stress situation and having to drill for hours to get the perfect quick draw when you just use a regular suit storage slot.

To not use it in this way is in part detrimental to how quickly you can respond to a threat, but mostly just incredibly wasteful. May as well just use the suit storage since that's easier.

It would actually be a positive thing if the boot holster didn't use the fucking holster command though, might be worth taking

>>148808395
>>148808447
silicons aren't real beings they dont count

>>148810160
Tell that to mommis

>>148810224
mommis are scum

>>148808845
Need a baton built into the toecaps, that stuns on kicks.

What's up with this meme lately of trying to turn sec from security guards to PMC shit?

>>148810630
Nanotransen security are literally a PMC

>>148810630
It mirrors the militarization of police forces in real life
or something

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>>148810748

>>148810630
It's all mail order tacticool gear, for wannabes.

>>148810630
just trying to be realistic :^)

But really I don't know. Security is perfectly functional without a holster/combat knife for every office so I don't really get why they were added other than people just wanted them for security. I think it started earlier with memes like lights on your taser(which I still want) that got turned into tactical lights for our helmets, which actually was a really great and needed change. But now it seems like sec is getting everything it could possibly want for nothing. We don't have to go that route, it's perfectly fine if security doesn't get everything it needs to get easy valids right off the bat, but it looks like we're going that direction anyway.

Might as well do it properly 2bh

sec knives having 15 force when?

I always liked it better when security was more mall cop than military

I'm glad the secway was added

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>>148811124
Some guy memed it in the thread so I coded it and asked for someone to sprite it
That's literally the train of thought behind boot knives
I made them useless on purpose

>>148811297
fair enough

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Is the AI guilty of violating a law, if it is ordered by a human to push a button, which send a signal, which detonates a bomb, which kills a human, without the AI knowing about the bomb or the detonator?

>>148812603
In the game, there'd be no way of knowing so you wouldn't get banned or anything.

If asimov robots were real, the robot would probably have to shut itself down or something after causing harm.

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>>148806952

powergaming mommis are OP as fuck

>mommi conveniently stands still while being emagged by an engineer without a flash
AMAZING!

>>148812603
>>148812801
depending on the generation, it would either give no fucks, feel bad, or feel so bad it killed itself from feeling bad, but it wouldn't "punish" itself unless it gained that complex from feeling bad

>>148813049
where da ban request cuh

>>148811297
The exact same thing happened for the head lights. Someone mentioned them, a coder picked it up, and memers led to the HoS eyebeams and WOOP WOOP helmet.

>>148813049
>Move
>Break your laws by fucking with the tator's plans
>Don't move
>Break your laws by being forcibly brought into the affairs of other beings

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I tried to take the AI but its core wasnt in upload

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>>148812821
>only shitters are rushing to make holsters

>>148813139
>the HoS eyebeams
the what?

>>148813167
yeah I'm sure it was a law interpretation problem instead of a massive murderboner

NOT

Sec Knives are good when fighting emp wizards and such because the knife can cause bleeding

New rule:
Kill all Mommi's on sight

>>148813259
I'm saying that because whatever they do, someone will complain.

>>148813142
Actually that was the other way around, someone memed it and then a spriter made the sprites

>>148813303
this
put the mmi in a borg body so that they'll actually have to do something productive

>>148813167
>Grayshit throws tiles at you
>move
>break your laws
No crab ever thought this.

But anyway odds are NAS was flashed.

>>148813206
who's not a shitter?

>>148813206
fuck off back to your cave drmad

>>148813426
>>148813259
The only winning move is not to play.
By that I mean do as if the dude wasn't even there. Just carry on, don't try to dodge it, don't try to stand still.

Will anyone mind if I go mommi and fuck off after setting up solars?

What's up with all the shitty MoMMIs lately?

>>148813265
>shoulder holster can hold lasers and probably a combat shotgun

OUTDONE AGAIN. Also, stun batons cause bleeding too.

t. shitcurity officer

>>148813213
Dermal eyepatch tactical light effect

My favorite thing as HoS is grabbing a borer and flicking that on

WE GOAULD NOW

>>148813613
Can't put a combat shotgun in a shoulder holster. I tried.

>>148813579
>haha I meant to stand there doing nothing
>just improving the station with my presence lmao
run away like a normal person fagnuts, you have improvements to make

>>148813609
literally nobody cares about MoMMIs until one gets emagged

>>148813668
That's weird, ion rifles fit

Too bad. Lasers are still better usually, only time they aren't is when the cunt grabs EMP. Even then you'll just want a shotgun, and if you REALLY want to suicide, then there are dozens of conveniently located security equipment lockers all over the station with your standard issue Security Emergency Toolbox (TM) for when shit really hits the fan

SEC KNIVES 15 FORCE WHEN

>>148813167
The lawset says "Don't involve yourself", not "Don't interfere"

>>148813978
Sec knives don't need to be 15 force, they need to make you run faster.

>>148813609
Nah, no one will miss you. If anything, you are doing your best to avoid interaction so it makes you fulfill law 1.

>>148797252
Hawaiian shirts
could either work like labcoats or be their own thing like the greaser/tourist outfit
80's pastel suits and cowboy boots would also be nice

>>148801343
Some sort of iron flesh spell for damage reduction would be nice.

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>>148810630
The theory is that more suckers will play security if they have cooler stuff. It doesn't seem to be working.

>>148815357
detective should get thermals on all maps

>>148815839
I'd be in favor of blood and vomit thermals, but not people thermals

>>148815839
Used to, back when cloakers were a thing

>>148816428
>cloakers
why do they remove all the cool shit

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>>148810630
I'm absolutely fine with this because the mall rent-a-cop security is fucking stupid.

As long as they don't turn into fucking Perseus, all is fine.

>>148816625
Ide be fine if we had perseus with three changes
1. Gear not ID Locked
2. Suits not EVA enabled
3. Gloves not insulated

>>148816625
>Finger off trigger
I mean its bad to do that but she could be worse

>>148816819
And shoes being normal fucking shoes.
And no fucking retarded AOE stun SMGs.
And no shitty fucking shuttle you need C4 to break into, what the fuck?

>>148817080
I distinctly remember slipping them more than once, Whats different with their shoes?
The SMGs are meh, they have really short stun times and count as harm, same as their knives. I dont like the 3 wide shot though.
The ship is entirely retarded, just have them in the brig in place of sec

>random event muslim invasion
>like nerfed death squad but you can throw bacon to cause high poison damage

>>148818168
>Chaplain goes full DEUS VULT

>perseus
what the fuck is perseus
is it that goon leet speshul unit that they tried a million times or something different

>>148819152
It's LLC whitelist special snowflake security full of unrobust shitters.

So as you could guess, they're fucking powergamer piniatas. Noslippies, ID-locked AOE stun SMGs, JUMPSUITS which are spaceproof and yellow gloves all inbuilt on spawn.

>Looking around on alium server
>Bunny ears hidden in an airlock thats only reachable from space
This is a rabbit ears. It is a small item.
Wearing these makes you looks useless, and only good for your sex appeal.

>>148819445
They also spawn with c4, though most of their true broken shit is locked in their armory and they get jobbaned if they c4 that open

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>>148819554
I don't hate it.

>>148819554
they're in the autodrobe too

>bumbling "a mistake" idiot in charge of not interfering

>>148822030
>Give it a law 2 order
>It listens
Ban he

>Tator AI
>Could kill entire station if I wanted to
>Too boring, let's go with petty sabotage
>Enable N2 filtering everywhere
>Disable threshold checks on many air alarms
>Disable safety checks everywhere
>Upload scripts to tcomms and blame the clown, he spends half the shift in jail
>Tell blatant lies, actually takes an hour before they're convinced I'm rogue
>Actually subverted by another tator
>Get him arrested
>Make the mommis mad
>Shut off some machines
>Order random garbage in cargo

It's more fun than killing people mercilessly and it's how I imagine an AI actually malfunctioning would behave.

>>148822190
THE STATION NEEDS COWS
MANY COWS
ORDER COW CRATES
BZZZZ ORDER DRESSES WE NEED PRETTY DRESSES

>>148822190
was fun to be a borg that round massa

>>148822190
I knew you were fucking rogue when you didn't let me into the HoS' office you fucking faggot

I HATE YOU

>>148822190
I know right? Tator AI malfunctioning RP is the best. Plasma flooding andm urderboning can never compare

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is the Ack back yet?

>>148822190
I had a feeling you were off when xeno was flooded but I waited until I had something solidly damning.

>>148822190
Did you try wiping random R&D research levels?
People NEVER know what's going on because nobody ever does it

>>148822030
>>148822125

the fuck are you talking about?

god damn it. i never get traitor and i was doing pretty damn good till i caught that fucking virus

>>148822616
I did, I also disabled syncing on all the RnD computers. Only thing I didn't do was getting the PDA messaging code and sending random messages to the crew.

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>"i like to plasma flood fire and maybe subvert the AI as antag"

did the virologist release that virus on purpose? cause they had like 20 mins to figure out a cure and didn't do jack.

>>148822457
there's no convincing the furries
I tried

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>>148823208
oh well, as long as plasmen are still in

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tons of questions on being a miner

1. is it ok if i find a soulstone shard, and then later find a dying clown or some shit, rez him as a spectre and then have him bodyguard me on the asteroid/pull artifacts i can't carry back to a closet on the mining post

2. is the plasma cutter just a reskin of the drill you can buy from the machine? i did a short test in dig times between the two and it seems to be the same. i'm willing to believe the plasma cutter would hit like a truck though since that would make sense.

3. does throwing something or shooting a defused gibtonite with an accelerator detonate it

4. sometimes i find kickass helmets, is their defensive value tied in to how much the description states they are "high quality", are they protective at all, i love giving people these things seriously they're fucking awesome

5. on the same note i've ran into a black glowing sword once, what does it do, i did not have the opportunity to drag it out of mining outpost since it cannot be belted or bagged and therefore i did not risk holding it in the middle of the station just so i can slip and have it stolen

that's probably all for now, xenoarch looks pretty unrewarding and disgustingly tedious as fuck but i'd rather have it reworked than removed

>>148824684
NEVER SOULSTONE ANYONE YOU SHIT UNLESS MEDBAY IS A CRATER AND THE ROUND IS ABOUT TO END
YOU'RE MAKING THEM INTO A PAI SPACECARP THAT CAN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT CLICK ON PEOPLE AND DIE FROM TWO LASERS
IT'S LITERALLY WORSE THAN BEING REMOVED FROM THE ROUND BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL YOURSELF TO END THIS SHITTY EXISTENCE

>>148824684
1. No. Never.
2. Plasma cutter can cut through normal walls and deal burn damage like a welder with infinite fuel. Good for kudzu/blob.
3. Not sure, but I do know for the most part only picks/drills trigger defused gibtonite
4. They're modern day astronaut suits. Mostly for armor for Xenoarchs. Quality is just randomly generated fluff text.
5. Cult blade. You can use it as a weapon as a non-cultist against mobs, just not against people.

>>148824684
The black sword is just a cult sword.
I highly recommend using it in battle next time you find one.

>>148824684
1. Depends on how assblasted the player is when being rezzed. Use with caution, maybe ask before you use it, but whatever.

2. Yes

3. Shooting them with a particle accelertor will do it, not throwing anything, not just shooting it with weapons.

4. The decriptions are random dorf fort referances.

5. It used to be a sword you could only make if you were a cultist and would self-harm if you weren't one, but now it's just a sword that when used by a culist is stronger and it's fine to use as a normal user.

Yes, xenoarch is pretty crappy. The most fun artifacts are banworthy if you "abuse" them and the others are mundane crap. None of the crew ever really gets to see what you find.

>It's a wizard round
>Oh wait he's not murderboning we might be ab...
>An IAA is blacktiding and trying to kill it
>They kill the wiz for defending itself against validhunters screaming out of the maint cause they thought they logged into trouble in terrorist town

you were the only interesting thing that round, wizman
although I did have high hopes for science outpost guy

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>play miner
>get diamonds from the field
>"WIZARD IN MEDBAY"
>"Why do I even bother pla-"
>CAN YOU SMELELELELELL

>>148826465
I'm getting close to dialing in my basic mix then I can run it through some more tanks with supercharger mix in them.

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>be warden
>"hey, i'm peaceful wiz"
>alright, sure, i'll bite
>can you please get out of your robes?
>"oh okay sure"
>puts them in his backpack, wears them back and runs away when i tell him to give them to me
>clowns half of station
>"wizard, please leave your robes"
>"YOU'RE ALL BLOODTHIRSTY"
>starts lasering hos and tries to magic missile me
>shoot him with shotgun
>he dies in the server room after blinking
>ooc: "wow, thats what i get for trying to be peaceful ;((("
>ooc: "i guess i shouldve just gotten fireball and had a 4 minute round cause thats more fun ;'(("
Yeah, nah.
If you're going to be peaceful, act like a crewmember.
Just because you're unrobust as fuck doesn't mean you should try and change to a gimmick.

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>>148826456
Fuck off with your LE PEACEFUL WIZARD shit.

>LE PEACEFUL LING
>LE PEACEFUL TRAITOR
>LE PEACEFUL XENO
If you work for a hostile entity, you are hostile by default, even if you mean no harm.

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>>148825302
@4

No, I'm referring to like, the actual little metal helmets. It's weird if those are actual space suits. They look like actual medieval armor helmets.

Anyways, I've found out you can use a welder on the strange stones you find, which is fucking great to know, because it means I get to give out more shit.

>>148826639
>Blink, knock, mm, jaunt, clown curse wizard
>The crew's final score is: 1895
You sure showed him you validshitter. Keep the escalation in proportion and everyone can have a good time.

>>148826456
>>148826721
A round with peaceful antags is extended.
Extended is shit.

>>148826710
If you can get a screwdriver and multitool, or an engineer to hack the tool vendor for you, the 'Upgraded Welding Tool" has 80/80 fuel instead of 15/15

>>148826818
Extended can be more fun than tator because admins get bored and press buttons

>>148826921
And when admins see that there is a peaceful antag they end up not pushing buttons not wanting to "ruin their round".

>>148826818
He was doing shit and people can go after him but validing is shit. Fuck off and go play call of duty you shitter

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>get geared up to kill wizard alongside the warden
>begin continually losing connection until I give up rejoining

>>148827143
>validing
>a wizard
wizards are valid by default for a reason, they are literally enemies of NT

>>148827305
>Go sleep tox him
>Find where he passed out
>Strip, straight jacket and muzzle, cuff, tracking and chem implant
>Fax NT for a prisoner transfer
Fuck off you cancer

>>148827414
>sleep tox
>SLEEP TOX
You are the true cancer.

>>148827414
>this much effort to peacefully capture an incredibly dangerous individual
>putting the crew's lives at risk for a fucking wizard
nah m8

>>148827414
>extending meme rounds longer than they should be

Why aren't you ERPing with Socachaca yet?
https://www.f-list.net/c/Elphelt%20Valentine

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>Looking over science as usual.
>Come into the research room and the wizard is there.
>Him and I talk about what is science, multiple realities, and he talks about aether.
>Have a trade of items about our different ways in life. His spellbook and my superior welding goggles.
>Can only listen to him getting validhunted over comms
Good round, I had fun.

>>148827836
for what purpose do you post this repeatedly?

their fetishes aren't even that interesting

>>148827935
Because she's pretty good at it

>>148827456
Doesn't hurt him at all. go find where he fell asleep and wrap him up.

>>148827568
Don't even come here if you aren't gonna roleplay.

Server fixed yet? Can't play right now but couple of days ago, I couldn't connect and apparently more than a few other people couldn't

I want to have fun again

>>148828306
>wizards
>roleplaying
>not just immediately taking anti-tox to negate your garbage memetox

Did it bother anyone else that the mime didn't make any gestures?

how to robotic talk?

>>148829474
:b for binary, no prefix for damage control

how do i get out of a vent once i get in? Alt click does nothing

>>148831046
walk out of an outlet

Raymond Stafford, You need to prime it and hold it on the locker to blow the lock. Otherwise it's just a 5% to damage the casing.

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>assistant asks for a bear trap
>already rigged some up with IEDs
>"sure"
>arm
>drop
>drag
>he loses a leg and dies
>was a traitor

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>mfw I take a look at singulo again as AI and it's now stage 3
>the only reason it didn't loose is because it grew when in dead center of the field

Since there's all these video game ending themes for round end now, why not this one, too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIs5WHRL0Ew

>>148832360
>kill wiz
>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40

>>148832065

Completely wrong

Stage 3 automatically calibrates itself when growing, it's impossible to loose a Stage 3 in a proper containment field as on Boxstation start (and presumably other maps)

>>148832541
I meant the singulo whichever doesn't float around the containment and is perfectly still.

That one.

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>tw your husbando is denser than a black hole

>>148833880
who u husbando

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>>148833880
like a neutron star bb

>tfw no power ranger clothes you can order from cargo.

Why live?

>>148834974
When you sprite, code, test, and PR it

>>148835006
Give me sprites and I'll code anything.

>>148834974
Because making them from things you find around the station is more endearing/cooler and will get you more respect
Making it easy just gets us DUES VULT TIDE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
and cargo with swords is already shit

>tfw you greentext while half asleep
yay

>>148835263
Nazi

>>148835263
Nice work, Morena.
notice me senpai~

>Be alium queen on spess muhreens
>Win round
>Humans left: 1
>it was a latejoin at the last second
Goddamnit.
Also now i have a huge headache, shit is stressful

>>148835953
I LOVE YOU MORENA PLS LOVE ME BACK I WANNA FUCK YOU SO MUCH <3<3<3

>tfw no qt Vox gf

>>148835953
who are you

>>148836334
Not the same person who posted >>148836075

>>148835953
>>148836075
samefag

Theme song of last round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>148836402
that doesn't tell me who you are

>want to make new character
>Already recently made a new character
SHHHieeeeet

I've always wanted to be a spessman. Gonna read the shit out of that wiki.

universe fitting objects and features instead of random and silly shit that keeps getting piled on top of itself by a coding team with no direction when

>>148837978
Like what?

>>148837978

To do that, the universe would need to be defined to begin with. SS13's setting seems to have been random and silly shit since day 1.

>>148837978
You can be a coder too you know

>>148837978
Go to vore
I'm slightly sure they have size clearance for you to fit in other people's mouth or asshole

>>148838286
Don't listen to him
You can't learn Byond

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>>148838498

>>148838456
you can be eaten via cockvore there

>>148838638
Or orally
Or anally
Or vaginally
Or through the titties

>>148836075
Fuck off she's mine.

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>>148836631
>Not having a full selection of different characters.
>And then only ever playing two, plus the obligatory vox if you feel like shitting around as a trader.

>>148836075
Haha look at dis nigga thirsty as fuck tho I'm currently balls deep in dat ho hearin her scream my name yo

>>148839078
You wouldn't be the first.
Hell you wouldn't be the tenth.

>>148839654
Close.

more disabilities added when reee

>Play alien only on muhreen server
>Think marines never go down
>play marine
>Clicked once, Spend the rest of the round on medbays wild ride

>>148840568
Colonial Marines going standalone when?

>>148816602
>cool shit
Oh great imagine that lowpop murderboner exchanging the esword for permanent invisibility while still having a fire axe to make up for it.

so which server is the least circlejerky?

>>148842170
VORE.

I sincerely feel like adding a law 4 to say that someone is nonhuman is valid. Otherwise, the AI could reject new lawsets by reason that they have the asimov first law in their working memory.

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>malf high res cameras were supposed to let you read lips this whole time

>alien hunters and sentinels locked in a room with marines
>alien hunter 024: Please permit harm queen
>alien sentinel 331: We're dying!
>alien hunter 670 has died
>alien sentinel 331 has died
>...
>...
>queen: Give me a reason why.

>>148843554
>Permit harm
What

>>148844605
RPing.
But it sounds like xenos are like borgs and the queen the AI

>The Station's bright coloured light hits your eyes for the last time, and fades into a more appropriate tone, something's different about this place, but you can't put your finger on it. You feel a need to check out the bar, maybe get to the bottom of what's going on in this godforsaken place.


I was heading to the bar but died on the way. What was going on? I turned into a monkey ghost

>>148844605
They're not supposed to kill without orders and it's enforced by funmins. This is so you can actually infect people and fags can't fag

>>148847134
That's just the noir gene's flavour text, it comes up when you get it.

I made the same mistake first time I got it too, thought there was something important at the bar

>>148847340
I went to the bar and then asked bartender for scotch.

Bastard tried to compliment me and put a glass on the table, I asked for the bottle instead.
I'm in a duel with my liver, we're going to see who's going to kill who first.

>Colonial muhreens has faux-rp enforced
>marines dig a hole through the cave walls all the way to the back of the aliens hive then kill all the braindead larva waiting for a player
>Admins do nothing
>Aliens push a welder at something and make it explode
>DONT DO THAT

>>148840568
>>148843554
>>148849069
No one fucking cares

>>148849178
(You)

I do love the noir effect when you drink joe

What other coffees have effects and how do I make them?

>>148849394
Experiment and find out

>>148849394
What does noir exactly do, other than turn everything but blood gray?

>>148849765
Does it have to do something else?

Thank you based Mobile Repair Platform and kolton for making the dream live on. A shame the last phazon and durand didn't get done for a team picture but hot damn that was nice.

A bummer even the engineer didn't grab a phazon to use its mech rcd to rapidly fix shit.

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It was fun, friendos. We flew right past 16:00.

>>148849934
It should do something silly. Like changing "x says" to "x narrates" or "x monologues" at random.

And maybe bullettime if you drink enough alcohol and take oxycodone.

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>vox arms
>tajaran legs
I couldn't wear shoes, but I was immune to the autist nanites

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>>148848059
You need to slam like 350u. They really got assblasted over liquor deaths.

>>148850138
>>148850080
Damn right it was.

Making it to the DJ station is fun

i feel like being plasmameme is only useful in rounds that aren't extended

>>148850242
If I'm in sci, or you are, ask me. I can get you there in less than 5 minutes.

>>148850291
Well yeah, burn resistance and a roundstart spacesuit tend to do that.

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>>148850168
>mixing narcotics and alcohol makes "bullet time"
Why don't you try that irl and see what happens?
Fucking summerfags

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>>148850291
>useful

That was quite a comfy round.
It's nice to have one like that every so often without some asshole wrecking shit.
Once in a while.

>>148850185
Should have made ya another way. Vox at least can wear EVERY boots in a game.
So vox legs + tajara hands should have been ok. Or skrell, or LIZERDMAN, whatever.
Hands a bit fucked up and you cant have claws. Same way you cant make your fingers slim as golem, even after human hands transplant

>>148850410
It's a reference to Max Payne, DrugL0rDxXx

>>148850617
>more memes
fuck off

>>148850697
Yes anon this intellectual property is a societal gene, you cracked the case, you crack head.

>Core Upgrade (Costs 50 CPU) : Makes your physical server fireproof. At present this only serves to protect you from burn damage and is thus completely useless. Just ignore it and hope it'll be overhauled or commented out of the code.
>Hack Intercept (Costs 15 CPU) : This stops the intercept message from Centcomm from reaching the station. This power is useless as the Malfunction Intercept was removed, don't get worked up about it.
>AI Turret Upgrade (Costs 50 CPU) : Adds 30 hit points and increases the fire rate of every turret on the station. Note that you aren't the first rogue AI on the station and thus anyone with an IQ above 10 will bypass your turrets easily, which is why you use the Foam Dispensers on the floor. Can buy you time to shunt away, but usually overpriced.
How do we fix these modules?
Also, suggest an idea for a 100 CPU "Syndicate Balloon" type module for malf.

>>148850795
The MALFdie Balloon should broadcast the recipe for thermite to the whole station.

>>148850410

Technically a few very specific substances can cause limited bullet time when close to OD thresholds, although nowhere close to video game and movie standards

I think it's mostly caffeine and adrenaline. Caffeine is harsh though, you have to take significant amounts of caffeine (basically a large dose of pure stuff) and it gets you extremely close to the pretty lethal OD threshold where you just kinda break

Adrenaline can fuck you up if you OD because it's basically overclocking your body, and your body can implode if it's running above normal capacity for too long

>>148850795
core upgrade shocks whoever attacks you
hack intercept remove
AI turret upgrade immune to EMP
AI balloon makes every machine say "fuck carbons" randomly and also displays it on monitors

>>148850232
how the hell did you guys get so much phazon and bannanium?

>>148850795
>Hack Intercept
Make it so the AI can do fake Centcomm reports, either the ones that usually pop up or custom ones.

>>148850138

Holy shit you were a good head. Please play those roles more, we need people like you.

>>148851676
>anime poster

I bet you don't even play, and you're just in the thread for the shitposts

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>>148851676

>>148851767
>>148851817

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>>148851767
>doesn't like anime
>on 4chan
>on the ss13 server set in the Gurren Lagan universe

Get a load of this guy

>>148851992
>Muh 4chan is an anime weebsite!!!!! >:(

Just because it was founded with the intention of faggotry doesn't mean you get to be a fag now.

I bet you're one of those americucks who thinks they're allowed to own machine guns because the founding fathers had muskets.

How do i talk in green? The Common Channel

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>still no round start slime race

>>148850970
Is this pasta?

>>148852110
Read the wiki

>>148852110
say " ; message "
replace ; with :h for your department radio.
Alternatively press F1 ingame and ask an admin for help

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>>148851992
Play time is over, hun.

>>148852110
Preface your sentence with a semicolon.

For example

say ";Come to dorms and fuck me like the little cumpiggy I am!

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>>148852127
>still no Nekotoxin
Life is unfair.

>>148852203
>>148852223
it wont let me space after i do ;

>>148852449
just type ";message" in the say text box.

>>148852449
You're not supposed to. If you type [say ";I am gay] It'll come out as [Faggots says, "I am gay"] on the common channel

>>148852134

No it's not, that was written out

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>>148852223
>>148852449
>>148852527
>>148852578
You are now realizing that ; was chosen because it looks like an earpiece and mic on a headset

>>148852813
Not really desu

>>148852813
; was chosen because using an empty : would get it mixed up with other channels if your first words were be, so, can etc

Please tell me you're not an actual coder for /vg/station

>>148851150

Based engiborgs, that's how.

Okay okay what about
>Slime person added to starter races
BUT They take light toxin damage when slightly hungry and can die from starvation even if it's not hardcore mode

>>148852813
You are now realising the examine hotkey is shift because you're shifting the attention to what you're looking at