Shitty Servers edition
Last thread- >>148748790
>About the game
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon
>official FAQ
https://support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Is the server down?
https://ispokemon.online/
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw (embed)
Fresh with updates!
>Information on taking the spoofpill
http://pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB (embed)
FIRST FOR BANNED REEEEEEEEE
RIP spoofers
You won't be missed.
guis guis jfshgjkzhgjkfxh
Third for Instinct
xth for arrested for spoofing
Who here
>failed to log in
A FUCKING LEAF
FUCKING CANADA
Where were you during the mass spoofer suicide of 2016?
It's freaking insanity REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762143
>get dress to go to a park
>get in car and check game
>servers are down
Welp guess im staying home
>>148762392
FUCK TURN OFF YOUR SPOOF MACHINES
THEY'RE COMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nox or Memu?
>>148762392
IT'S OVER
SPOOFERS ARE FINISHED
CANADA LITERALLY KILLED POKEMON GO
GOOD JOB LEAFS
they banned my account and also my steam account.
wtf i hate niantec now
>Finally a time this week where someone is driving me through a city
>Servers crash
barf.
Fallout 4 is more playable than this shit. Time to roll a melee character.
>finally give in to the fad last night
>download and try to catch one
>it's some rat looking thing a block away
>decide to walk to store to buy something and catch it along the way
>find it and catch it
>wait for something to happen
>nothing happens
>uninstall
I played one for the DS years ago that was a hell of a lot more engaging, and had actual story to it. this was just slide my finger across screen and catch rat thing.
maybe because i'm doing it alone is why I don't understand the appeal. maybe I need someone standing next to me to pat me on the back and congratulate me. maybe then I'll feel better about my capture.
meanwhile at niantic
>hmm our servers are being overloaded
>i know, let's open the game to 27 more countries!
they're doing this on purpose, but why? What is to gain by no one being able to play?
Several days of grinding and now this. I think I'm just gonna kill myself.
who /serversdown/ here?
norcal reporting in
>tfw niantic are so incompetent they're actively looking for somebody who knows what a server is
MY SIDES
Y
S
I
D
E
S
WHAT KINDA SERVERS̶ YOU WANT FOR YOUR GAME F A M?
Stop releasing the games in other countries before fixing the game in countries it's already released in, ya dinguses
>>148762392
KILL DA SPAYCE MEEREENS
this klericvezax cunt is spoofing 100%
>>148762392
HAHAHAH XD NIGGER HAHAAHHAHA
SERVERS BACK UP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>148762537
It's been dead for 2 days. However, this certainly isn't helping and I've heard rumors this week about russian release on 17th.
>>148762471
canada coming through
nth for taking gyms just to drop this fucker in there
>Newfags mistaking softbans/server issues for actual bans
>Walkers flipping shit at falseflaggers like its the prophesied second coming
>Niantic throws more gas on the already burning servers
How do you get Lockito to work on nox?
>try a different account
LEL
fuck this game it was shit anyway
>post yfw walkerfags
>>148762593
SPOOFERS CONFIRMED BTFO
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
AHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES WALKBROS REPORT IN
>mfw there was some big facebook post about a pokemon go gathering right at 3pm in my town
I wish I went to watch all the sheeple trying to log in right now
>>148762710
>not using a 10CP weedle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>decide to walk to the grocery store to hatch my 10k eggs
>tfw 8 miles away from my house and the servers shit the bed
>hot as fuck and no shade
I could have just driven
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770690
important
>>148762719
>People who think they're banned when servers are just down
>>148762751
thats what happens wehn you use nox idiot
spoofers on suicide watch right now
>our servers are going down every 30 minutes, what shall we do?
>RELEASE IT IN MORE COUNTRIES
>>148762615
LMAO
how much will the go plus shit be what do you think?
kinda want it even if i wont use it
>>148762721
>Lockito
Why would you want a fake gps when theres a fake gps built in?
>>148762842
the colors are ALL WRONG
aaaaaaand
We're Back. Let the shit posting resume.
>Titantic adding Canada
>servers burning for over 5 hours
>plebbit in defense mode "look at muh meme right? upboted btw here's your containment thread for actual issues like game being broken"
>>148762721
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm just install it...............
>>148762837
How does it feel expending yourself in the blazing hot sun like a beast of burden just for the CHANCE to get some shit tier pixels in your chinese phone game?
>>148762751
got this too.
>>148762942
Probably 40-50
>>148762948
I cba to hold wasd while shitposting on /pgg/
>>148762751
>not even centered
poor bait
>>148762927
who is this semen demon
>>148762590
I seriously don't get it. I think it's part of some government/illuminati conspiracy... somehow this sways votes toward whoever a going to win election
>>148762751
>>148763059
This is what happens when you travel across the world, retards.
>tfw once niantic is done adding countries you play legit walking mode again and benefit from having spoofed before that while niantic was too busy to be able to bother looking out for cheaters
>It's actually real
>>148762842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10770690
That's actually pretty accurate
From what I've observed that's the distribution of the teams
>tfw game finally opens
>tentacruel nearby
>drop an incense
>game freezes
JUST
>>148763116
Her weight is 50 kg and she's very sensitive about it.
I WANNA LOGIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762471
Canadian here. Game isn't in the Play store. Don't believe their lies.
>able to get in just 2 minutes ago
>load up and this fucker is sitting right there outside my house
>disconnect
>reconnect
>he's gone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762942
Euros being confirmed 39,99€
>The International Police (Japanese: 国際警察 International Police), also referred to as the Global Police in the English localizations of Generation I and III, is a law enforcement agency in the Pokémon world.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, now I understand
>>148762842
>instinct has by far the most votes
>i-i am not a contrarian, i swear
>>148762942
I hope someone hacks a generic bluetooth support, I have a fitness tracker that can vibrate and recognizes taps, is a lot cheaper than their shitty bracelet, can track sleep patterns, notify me about all kinds of shit and count steps. Also, not much point in this gadget when you need to have app open all the time to get pokemons anyway.
>>148763167
same here, but what the fuck do they mean by international police? did they make that up just to fuck with us?
>>148763194
>>drop an incense
you realize that incense spawns pokemons and dont actually attract the ones you see in your list?
Offline again?
>>148763035
Not that guy but its definitely got me out more, I go on a 15km bike ride every morning now to hatch eggs and get my 10 gyms
>>148763167
did you actually get softbanned at any point?
>>148763194
incense doesn't make pokemon approach you, it just spawns random pokemon on top of you (usually basic bitch ones like pidgey)
FUCKING LEAFS
GUYS
HOLY
FUCKING
SHITTTTTTTTTTT
>>148763264
i know where you live now. ur fucked kid
>>148762948
making routes
>>148763167
what happens if you press continue? Is that just a "We caught you, so don't do it again, this is your one and only warning" kind of deal?
>>148763446
anyone here owns Xiaomi Redmi Note 3/Pro ?
i really wanna get one but the gook kid in my class said that the phone's GPS is shit and it won't read the phone if i rotate my direction and walk in pokemon GO
>>148763446
8/10
>>148763352
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/International_Police
This is actually pretty smart, considering how many views spoofing videos have got, banning spoofers should slightly ease load on servers.
WHAT THE FUCK I GOT BANNED
>>148762751
>>148763059
>>148763167
Ahhahhaha
How does it feel to be rejected by society, once again?
got this message today is it over?
>>148763260
its on the iphone app store
>>148762392
wtf i hate niantic now
Hey guys my spoof just stopped working? What should I do?
The game let me log in but poke stops don't work
>>148762496
In this heat? I'm glad I stayed home, it's broiling in NYC
>>148763297
Looker is watching...
WE THE NORF
>be american
>get shot
>>148763672
soft banned
>>148763446
>>148763446
>only 2 misdirections
You need to at least make them tilt their monitor back.
I spoofed and im not banned
Looks like its just you Nox users.
>>148763710
>be Canadian
>kill servers
>spoofing
>still not banned
INTERNATIONAL POLICE AIN'T CATCHING ME
>>148763059
>>148762751
why would you ruin an otherwise convincing edit with that "international police" shit
I misread spoof as spook
The ghostbusters are coming for you all
>>148763662
So it's out in app store but not play store? Can anyone confirm?
omg guys
>>148763260
If any Canadafags are not seeing it in the Play store from their phone, load it on your computer and install from there. Play store apparently isn't updating very quickly.
>game barely works
>let the fucking leaves play
>>148763806
I am personally logging in from bluestacks nox and my android phone all at the same time just to spite you
i wasn't even trying to get gyms ;_;
>servers go down
>shitposting goes into maximum overdrive
>>148763264
I feel your pain anon.
>>148763758
This is exactly what we needed. Confirmation we're spoofing safely.
Spoof on boys.
>>148763939
>that font
kys
>>148762830
When did the message change?
It used to be something like "Somethings wrong fuck off and come back later"
Now it's just fucking plain infuriating.
Just say, "Servers are busy, please try again later."
I mean just something plain. That message just pisses me off.
Why can Niantic not do anything right?
Fucking Besthesda has never released a game in such a shit state and quality.
>>148763939
>that font
kys
>>148763969
HOLY SHIT
WALKERS BTFO
SPOOFERS JUST GOT BANNED HAHAHAHA
>>148763893
>spooffags are niggers
It all makes sense now.
Reminder to all my canadians to keep refreshing so niantic knows we still want to play and to encourage them getting their servers up faster
>>148763969
GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING FEET PUSHERS
>>148762942
What go plus shit? The watch that vibrates and lets you capture pokemon without aiming?
Lmao git gud scrub.
you guys are going to love this, trust me
what you're seeing now is singles
>>148763643
>interpol
If this is real that would be hilarious.
>>148763371
>>148763406
i know, i did it to test if the game was still working before going out and trying to catch it
>already burnt out on the game
>wanted to get into spoofing
>see this thread just in time
>>148762942
>Have a phone capable of notifications
>Decide fuck the user we'll make them buy a peripheral if they want to play our game
Just do the notification system you black hearted cunts.
>>148764215
do it dad
>>148763995
>International Police
The fuck?
>>148763864
Let's be honest, if you aint a retard how the f are they gonna notice you are spoofing?
I log onto the game and play a bit.
Half a day later I fake my location to other part of city which is way more active and grind there.
How the fuck do they know I didn't just drive there, am hanging out with my m8s and having a nice time?
>>148763969
hahah fags get fucked thats what you get for walking
>>148764215
o shit it's happening
>>148764028
Are you delusional? There are some legit warning notifications among the shit posts, if you're still spoofing at this point you're a bigger retard than the people who walk for hours to catch em all
>driving master race reporting in
>>148764215
That's cool and all but check my 6
Quick tip: don't spam fake ban screens when nobody is able to login.
>>148763864
Were you using Nox or something else?
Dubs and spoofers will be banned by tuesday
>>148764273
they see your mac address, imei, model and manufacturer
YEE
>>148764264
Pushing the button makes you automatically catch any pokemon you've caught before.
wait now i'm confused.
are these international police messages actually fucking real or is this an incredibly elaborate ruse?
>>148764273
they wont. If you start ''teleporting'' all over America in a matter of minutes they will but the way you're doing it is probably fine.
>>148762143
The tracking system better be fixed when this shit comes back online.
>>148763939
End your fucking existence you cunt.
>>148764083
>Why can Niantic not do anything right?
Because they did not expect a mass hype and millions of people playing and DDoSing at all. This will take some time, and by the time they're done fixing it the hype will be over. Epic lulz.
>people thought it was safe to use wasd and nox in general
>>148764072
>>148764134
What the hell is wrong w the font you autists
NOX USERS ARE GETTING THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME INSTALL ID
I FUCKING WARNED YOU FUCKS NOT TO USE THE NOX PRE INSTALL
Can they detect Nox or something or are the people who are banned just retarded and teleported all over the place
>>148764414
Oh so P2W bullshit
>>148764421
ruse, or just users who are really stupid about spoofing
>>148764457
The only that will be fixed is their income.
>>148762549
>Niantec banned my steam account
>>148764409
Which you can also spoof. Besides, you are allowed to log into your account using different devices. That's why they have a fucking logout button and allow you to log in with a different account.
>>148764414
No. It just throws a Pokeball. It can still escape and you'll have to use another.
>>148764273
I've been spoofing carefully as well. Only staying within my city limits and going to the PokeStops/Lure hotposts in town.
>>148764368
Nox.
I'm in right now, but the servers are still shitting themselves.
>tfw watching a fat fuck eat bananas with salad cream
>>148764421
ruse
servers are down
>>148764421
A ruse, this is what happens when people are bored as fuck from servers being down for so long.
>>148764457
hahahahaha keep dreaming famalam
Wait, is that international police thing real? are spoofers really banned? HOLY SHIT YES
>>148764421
Real for nox. Bluestacks and memu is safe.
>Walkers posting fake bans to troll the spoofers
>Spoofers posting fake bans to troll the walkers
>Spoofers replying to walkers posts out of fear
>Walkers replying to spoofer bans out of smug superiority
to those who have smartphones, why aren't you guys just spoofing on them? I'm not banned
>>148764618
Which is still pretty nice if it hits every single time and you can time it for Excellent throws.
I spoofed to work IRL and now my boss is wondering how I did it
>>148764524
It's comic sans tier
>>148764724
it's just one guy
>>148764421
Both. The servers are probably down because they're banning everybody. I jus got a "Can't connect, try again later."
first day i cant levelup, stupid servers and stupid xp requirements
>>148764421
It's a ruse, we're just fucking bored when we cannot log for hours.
>>148762418
/here/
FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT NIANTIC
wtf niantic closed my bank account
whats the point of playing a mobile game on a computer
Is this poodlecorp thing for reals
>>148764679
>>148764595
I'm not a tech wiz by any means, but I feel like Niantic isn't being professional about any of this. I feel like most companies would be responding to these issues much faster and with greater success.
>>148764791
I'm spoofing on my phone. I guess people are too lazy to root their devices
People on twitch using nox are seeing the same message too. Nobody using bluestacks has gotten it yet.
Switch to bluestacks.
>>148764504
>They don't expect
that does not excuse the state of the game.
The trailer showed a complete game yet we get v0.28?
All the functionality wrapped and dependent on GPS and server being in sync?
They needed to update the code base just for a small improvement and it still fucking fails. So don't give me it's just the servers bullshit.
Same shit with their last game too. Niantic must have the most incompetent managers and devs in the world.
As a developer my ass would be out the door in a second if this level of shit was ever released. Learn some fucking patterns or something
also
>NoSQL
you can't make this shit up
>>148764915
>LG G5
there's no hope for me
Niantic just caught me spoofing and formatted my phone???? WTF??
>>148764901
ruining the gam for normies
>>148762418
>>148764885
Banned
>>148764980
Link?
>>148764421
It's a ruse you can spoof savely :^)
>>148764901
No idea, some people will do anything to not walk a few kilometers
>>148765058
But you're not even ruining anything.
>>148765019
I wish this was a thing, would be fucking hilarious
>>148765019
Same, I had to go through initial setup on my iphone, wtf
kek how gullible some of you are
>PoGo servers are fucked
>decide to play Transformice instead
>get a ladybug
>servers crash
>fuck
>come back to /pgg/
>canada has launched
what the fuck is happening, why is everything I love dying
So I just got swatted by the FBI and the manager of Nintendo was with them. after they knocked down my door and pushed me to the ground the japanese nintendo manager said something like "arigatou konichiwa nihau" and took my spoofing phone with him.
what the fuck
>>148764915
When i spoof on my phone my real location occasionally leaks through. I even lowered the update rate.
>your average spoofer
>>148765019
wtf i hate niantic now
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/officials-man-shoots-pokeman-players-house-40641726?cid=abcn_tco
murrica
>>148763446
nice ;)
ugh anons, they are here already
>>148765202
>now
>>148762921
Nah it happens to me all the time on my iphone 5 after the app update. Just retry and it loads as it should.
>>148765112
>not using this game as an excuse to get exercise and sun we all probably desperately need
>>148765251
put the magnets on your hard drive
>>148764901
I tried spoofing a few hours ago and its nowhere near as fun as playing it legit with friends
now I just gotta get my own phone
>>148763352
>>148763886
Found the GOrmies.
>>148764504
The hype for this game has been building up over past several days since release, they had plenty of time to prepare for this weekend especially since they decided to roll the game out to europe.
There's no excuse for it, Niantic is just incompetant/neglegent. Really just hurts them in the end since they can't make as much money from a game that people can't play for a sustained amount of time before crashing
>>148765112
>a few
To get anything fucking done you would have to walk hundreds if not thousands of kilometers, and even then you would be burning through food like crazy; costing you money because it's literally fuel for your body.
You could simply spoof from home and use the money you save on fucking lures and lucky eggs. No matter what walking people do, spoofing will ALWAYS be the most efficient, most effective way to play.
>>148764797
I think it strips the timing mechanism and bonus throws for just a 100% hit-chance normal throw. They might skew the catch ratios for those using PLUS to make it more fair. But who knows?
I can't tell you how many times the in-game depth perception has fucked with me and I've tossed the ball BEHIND a pidgy like 15 throws in a row. Lol.
>>148765223
#notallmystics
>>148764791
Can you mock mock location on android?
Nox seems like it's the safest.
>>148765223
>literally no true scotsmanning over fucking PoGo
wow
>>148765185
Did you set it to "use only gps to determine location" or whatever the name of the option is? I've made my spoof app into a sys app and all works fine so far.
>Mystic
Smart
>Valor
Strong
>Instinct
Memes
>>148765251
literally lit right now
>>148765112
>>148764901
To be fair if I play the game normally I'll only ever find pidgeys, rattatas, zubats, spearows and weedles. I'm not making this up, that's all there is here. Very occasionally you get a Drowzee, a Psyduck or maybe an Eevee.
It's so boring.
I spoofed once out of curiosity to a big city at the ocean and it was FILLED to the brim with cool mons. Makes me so sad.
Niantic just arrested my wifes son for spoofing
Where's the site where you can report fuckers? I wanna start reporting all those twitch.tv PC emulating faggots.
Guys it is 100% SAFE to spoof it is completely UNDETECTABLE
I'm been spoofing standing around at 3 pokestops for the past 6 hours and THEY HAVE NOT CAUGHT ME
>>148765457
Nox uses android, retard
>mfw Niantic banned me and sent me a sharktits in the mail as compensation
>>148765224
>Florida
Of course
>>148764901
Half of them are bitter faggots who want to "ruin" the game for "normies" and take over gyms but don't want to go outside or travel.
The other half are power levelers who set up autohotkey scripts and keep their account running around while they're asleep inbewteen actual sessions outside.
>loading bar moved
OH MY GOD
>>148765508
reportingspooffingfaggots.org
>>148765462
Yes. It works mostly fine, it's just occasionally that it does that, it looks shady as fuck when it happens.
Not to mention I get softbanned for it.
>>148765508
>>>/reddit/
>>148765496
They should be arresting her too for being a shit wife.
Anyone using a Galaxy S6 here? Shit get fucking hot and lags like hell. What is this bullshit?
my google play account just got banned because of niantic, the credit card connected to the account was also terminated, WTF?
>>148764342
>delusional
>all reported bans were clients running on Nox
I just woke up and I got banned. I hate you guys.
Please rec some good games to play while the server is offline
>>148765489
All there is in my neighbourhood is FUCKING DROWZEES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
but usually if I leave my neighbourhood and venture further away from my house (im talking a small 5k person town here) and I can still find some good pokemon
if you can drive to a nearby city just do that and find a place to chill with pokestops nearby
>>148765601
WORTH IT
>>148765489
My area is fucking barren. One night I spoofed myself to a busy place in the city and it was packed, luress everywhere and pokestops, gym owners changing every few minutes and etc. It felt really comfy and I felt sad not being there physically.
holy shit I just got promoted
>>148765678
i am now #invizimissle
>>148765489
Pidgeys, caterpies and weedles are actually pretty valuable for their evo potential. You can earn 500-1000 xp for every 4 pidgeys you capture.
>>148765676
>What is this bullshit?
That would be energy released by your battery
>spoofed to take over 3 gyms in my local area this morning
>just teleported straight to them
>see this thread
o fuk
>>148765706
LUL
WE'RE BACK BOYS
>>148765601
Lucky. They sent me 3TB of dolphin porn when I already had most of the images and movies. In the end I only got like maybe 250GB of new stuff.
>>148765508
To twitch for cheating, but they likely won't do shit
And
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
Submit a request
Report inappropriate gameplay (this is important, inappropriate behaviour will display a message of "here, leave us a name change ticket if you can't deal with bullying, you pussy")
>>148765462
Not him but yeah, it happens to me too. That's why I just use Bluestacks to do it.
What if niantic was actually bribed by digimon to fuck up their launch?
really makes you think...
>>148763264
>Level 4 playing on Nox
>Nothing but rats and pidgeys
>Lures everywhere
>Find a Victreebell
>Servers fuck up
I feel you
Niantic closed my window
Wtf
>>148765489
Yeah, even though I live 15mins from the city it's still pretty barren out here (though I did see a Kadabra today).
I've heard the Great Tales from people who have visited like parks in the city and the multitudes of Pokemons there are
holy shit guys i just got banned
officer jenny and reggie are taking me away as we speak
>>148765812
you're not supposed to teleport
my fake gps emulates moving at the speed of my choice
>>148765765
same thing here senpai, that and 10000 jinx. At least theres nice things like 1k away
>>148765806
Yes I know, but I'm 21 now and I'm tired of just getting XP evolve spam pokemon. I want some fun ones, I want to fill my dex and raise some strong fighters. I've had it with fucking evolving dozens upon dozens of little birds and rats.
>>148765776
Having gyms flip every few minutes is anything but comfy. I wished I could park my pokemon in a gym and keep it there for more than 5 minutes.
EUROPE SERVER IS UP
>>148765812
Soft bans always come before actual bans
If you were able to teleport around your city and still take gyms without a soft ban, you're A Ok
Besides all the ban posts are trolls
alright i got the ban email, they just told me to switch back over to bstacks because it seems they have a partnership with them
fucking niantic making me install malware.. better than a ban though
>>148765990
STOP RUSING ME
What is Nox? is it a program that emulates android on your computer? can I set it up with a sepearate google account and spoof and have my real phone account not affected
wait, nevermind whats the point because then I wont be able to fight others and trade from my phone when it comes out, or show some cute girls my blastoise
Are those bans the reason why the servers are shit right now?
>>148764901
So NEET's won't have to socialize with people who don't use anime avatars
>>148765426
A few days isn't a lot to deal with all this, it might be related to more than just server capacity.
>>148765916
lmao all you spoofing idiots btfo, this game is ONLY fun if you are walking and interacting with the real world. I don't get how growing your neckbeard in a chair collecting them is even a little fun.
>>148765749
Pokémon Yellow
Pokémon Crystal
Pokémon Emerald
Pokémon Platinum
>>148765810
Yes. But no other game/app ever has stressed my phone like Pokemon go. atleast make some optimizations to fucking non iphones.
>>148765689
>>148765812
>people actually believing the bans
look at the positioning of the messages of the ban posts on the screen, they are all different
Can I change my ip address to get around the ban?
>>148766075
log into your spoof account form phone?
>>148765978
Same boat man. That's why I have been trying to walk more to hatch eggs. Rather than just sitting on lure modules.
Casual office spoofer reporting, just found these:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.marlon.floating.fake.location
http://forum.xda-developers.com/xposed/modules/xposed-xposed-pokemon-catch-em-t3420184
>>148766146
Happens on every phone. The pokemon menu lags to death.
>>148766089
yes, servers can't handle having less players
Can we just take a moment to appreciate delicious PHOX feet?
>pop an incense
>servers go down
>>148765916
Underrated kek
I'm not sure I want to read the words "Unable to authenticate" ever again...
Niantic banned me and killed my cat
IT'S NOT FAIR
What do you know, no one at niantic knows anything about server infrastructure apparently
>>148766071
it was legit up for a minute maybe
>>148766175
I just wish I could figure out if there's a place nearby I can go to to find some other mons like vulpix/growlithe/pinsir/dratini/lapras/abra and so on
>>148765749
FireRed and LeafGreen. It's the best versions to start with.
>>148766104
They had more than a week, that's ample time to prepere for the surge of users that predictably logged on during the weekend. We're talking about a game that makes more than $1.3 million per day, they could have thrown a couple of thousand to upgrade their server infastructure.
There's really no excuse at all, especially since they decided to launch in Europe knowing the game was already massively popular.
>>148765916
Apex kek
>>148766209
touch to move when
wtf is spoofing?
I JUST GOT BANNEDJust kidding, lol you got trolled. Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
IM IN
>>148766278
Never pop an incest unless you have a route set up to walk for 30 minutes and the servers are being reliable.
I'm saving my incests up until I'm level 25.
>>148766427
yes
>>148765962
I get jynx, too but ive never seen the pokemon jynx evolves from (forgot name)
I mean at least hypnos are decent but I hate how they look
Im level 9 and my favourite pokemon right now is a 346 wartortle I named Lilnigga
>>148766117
>Have a decent phone
>Data service isn't the best
>Game runs like shit in general
Thats more than enough reasons for me, although I will continue to TRY and play on my main account when I have the chance
>>148766245
that is a cartoon animal. kill yourself
>>148766445
Mommy no pl3s
>>148766445
Here's your (you), retard.
>>148765954
what fake gps app do you use?
do you give it a destination and tell it to go and it slides your gps coordinates there at 60mph or something?
>>148766445
BAZOOPERS
>>148766104
It's entirely related to server capacity. The app wasn't nearly this broken earlier in the week.
>>148766303
ayy lmao
BUY
MORE
SERVERS
NIANTIC
YOU
TURBONIGGERS
HOLY SHIT I LOGGED IN AND ALSO GOT A SHELLDER
>>148766445
faggot
>>148766427
Spoonfeeding
>>148765893
>Can't get fake GPS working in bluestacks
>Nox work all fine except weird movement character
fuck my life.
#Nitanic
Are servers still down?
>>148766445
ksy nerd
>>148766582
did you turn off your location in Location Privacy on your computer?
>>148766427
being too fucking lazy to go outside
>>148766151
>>148766465
>be a normie
>don't get banned from vidya
>>148766245
Where is that from?
>>148766587
im sitting at loading but not getting a message. its trying to connect
>>148766456
the best way to powercatch is have someone drive you around a residential area and use incense, youll get a pokemon every minute
>>148766465
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
SPOOFERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>148766445
I M M U N I T Y
C A T
>>148766445
mum
Is this the most disastrous launch of any game ever?
>>148766445
Fuck off the edge of a cliff.
>>148766456
>>148766278
happened to me earlier, it's fucking aids
>>148766445
>>148766456
>incest
Freudian slip?
And I can't reach a pokestop from home
>>148766445
please no I beg you
>get in
>try to catch a 581 clefairy
>game freezes
>>148766315
I have found plenty of growlithe and pinsir. Decent amount of abra. On kadabra and have like 60 candy or so towards an alakazam. I need a couple more vulpix for ninetales. Dratini and lapra I have not even so much as seen though. My friend got one from an egg. I have only got 1 10 km egg so far and it was a Jynx so not bad. I keep getting 5k eggs though.
>>148766445
>>148766445
Sheeeiit
I took the spoofpill today.
No regrets, this is fucking amazing.
>>148766445
>>148766880
word. also just started today
this is how the game was meant to be played
>>148766796
May God have mercy on your soul
>>148766445
aw shit
I spoofed into the secret underground map about half an hour ago and now there are international police officers knocking on my window downstairs... I'm scared, what do I do?
Oh, you got banned for spoofing? Perhaps thid will help:----------------------------------------kys
148766445
no (you) for you
>>148766445
meme magic gona fk u m8
>>148766849
>expecting anything less with these servers
>>148766683
sauce? is it lewd?
>>148766278
>using cash shop items on a Sunday
you have no one to blame but yourself
>>148766690
the best way to powercatch is to find a cluster of 4-5 pokestops that are always lured and just sit there waiting for pokemon to come to you. you don't even need incense and it works even better if you actually live/work on top of the cluster.
>>148766445
3452
>>148766445
fuk
>>148766445
STOP
>>148766445
fuck
This thread is /b/ tier with a solid bunch of twitch cancer.
>>148766683
my dick
>>148766916
If only the servers weren't fucking up. I can't wait to get comfy and play.
>>148766445
>>148766445
Plz no
>>148766445
son of a bitch
>>148766649
I did in nox but can't find the option in bluestacks settings, I would checkout later if I can't still playing with nox. Thanks.
>>148766880
>>148766916
enjoy your ban and trip to prison, lmao
I can't login to see if I'm banned or not.
Pls help what team should i choose
>>148767114
all I did today on this fine sunday was to watch porn on one screen and spoof on my other
comfy as fuck
>>148766445
gay
LAZY SUNDAY
WAKE UP IN THE LATE AFTERNOON
CALL PARNELL JUST TO SEE HOW HE'S DOIN
HEY YO WHAT UP PARK
YO SAMBERG WHAT'S CRACKING
YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING
P O K E M O N
[Spoiler] no wait the servers are down again [/spoiler]
I could've hatched 10 eggs by now
>>148766476
Smoochum. It was released in Johto, so it's not in the game yet. Just like Steelix, Crobat, etc.
BANNED HERE
LOST MY LV29 ACC
>>148767209
kek
im the same
>Can't try to catch a mon nor a pokestop
>IM PROBABLY BANNED
Anyone watch Zootopia? was gud
>>148767198
I mean on your computer.
>>148766445
have inmunit cat :^)
>Severs go down with probably 10,000-20,000 people at Millennium Park
>All because of fucking Canada
How long until the news reports on Millennium Park being razed to the ground?
>>148766245
post ninetales lewds
>>148766445
Nah bro I'm good.
>>148766445
You suck
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IM BANNED AND IM NOT EVEN A SPOOFER.
I JUST TURN OFF MY PHONE WHEN I GO UNDERGROUND ON THE TRAIN TO SAVE BATTERY.
>>148767432
Proof and kys
>>148767503
Servers been down all day.
how to go from state to state without getting b&?
Where is a goot place to farm? That place near the SAP center? that military graveyard in Minnesota with like 6 stops in 1 place?
>>148767432
I'M BANNED TOO
WAS LEVEL 31
FUCK
WALKFAGS WIN
HOLY FUCK THEY BANNED MY LVL 30 ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"We're working hard to resolve the issues"
>mfw they're just sitting on their ass waiting for everyone to get tired trying to log in so they can go "phew, that was hard but it's fixed now :D"
GOT BANNED FOR HAVING MY PHONE SWITCHED ON DURING MY FLIGHT
>>148767467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNj1lQh7_ag
>>148767432
Banned here, lost a level 40 acc.
I was so furious I called my wife's son a silly goose, this game has turned me into an aggressive and violent monster. Thank Marx I'm finally free.
>>148767602
Format your PC.
I wonder how the meet-up in Chicago has been affected by this massive server downtime. Did everyone just go home, or are there just hundreds of nerds awkwardly staring at each other waiting for servers to reconnect?
I blame all the normies trying to gather in herds playing the latest meme of the week
>>148767619
>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
crashing the game
>>148767578
I was playing for a few hours just until like an hour ago
police are in the other room right now
i instinctively cleared my browser history and uninstalled Nox when i heard knocking on the door so they shouldn't be able to find any trace of me spoofing
>>148767718
They've been doing that every day this week. This is just Niantic being stupid cunts.
>>148763260
>>148763260
Canadian here
it is in the Google Play store, literally released half an hour ago
is this game worth it? is it as casual as it looks?
do i need to worry about Niantic knowing where i've been and selling that data to Google?
>>148767730
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>148767698
I hadn't thought about that
ha
that's pretty fucking embarrassing for niandic
>>148767730
>crashing the game
WITH NO SURVIVORS
guys they found out I was spoofing
they took my vaporeon as penalty
fuck you niantic you were the real team rocket all this time!
>>148767785
do they know about the CP?
>>148766303
>Skills
>NoSQL
>Cloud Computing
You have to be fucking joking
Cloud Computing is a fucking given and shouldn't need to be listed and NoSQL means the data doesn't matter is prone to loss, which is not true especially for a mobile gaming experience.
>2 years experience only
Beginner level?
>Real time indexing
Nigga what? You mean we'll be sorting data real time? You mean programming?
>Querying
No shit?
>Aggregation problem
aggregation as in fixing somebodies else problems and saving your bosses incompetent ass?
>Google Cloud or AWS
Please tell me they're not using both
if i use a magnet on my hard drive im safe right? im pretty sure theyre coming pls answer fast..
>doorbell rings
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
I'M
OUT
>>148766245
>braxien/delphox
Good taste.
>feet
Eh.
>>148767698
>meet-up today in NYC
>servers down
I expect riots. I mean half the city stampeded to get a vaporeon. These people wil draw at this point.
>>148767473
Oh about that, I got Xposed and Xprivacy for it. Is that what you mean?
so what's the actual problem with the servers?
did they shit them down to "fix" stuff?
are they stuck/overloaded because too many players are trying to access them?
literally how hard could it be to just buy some new servers and plug them in? are they worried about losing money on buying servers?
I sincerely hope someone's getting fired for this... like whoever's in charge over there
>>148767908
They took my mewtwo and zapdos
fucking faggots at niantic
WHY did you FAGGOTS tell me to spoof? You all said it was safe to do, and now the game has permanently banned me, and also filed criminal charges against me for fraud.
>>148768008
UNGHHHH
THICKER
>>148768008
lewd
So anyone who was using the heroku app thing to locate pokemon, do you have to do all 3 of these setups, or do you just pick one of them?
>>148767698
>Meet up is a fail. Servers haven't been up at all
>I left after 20 minutes, lmao
from leddit front lines
I JUST GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE FBI
>>148767827
just download and try it. doesnt cost you anything
>>148768125
JEJ
>>148766796
I had this once and it bothered me so much I bought an incense
>>148766916
((((((((((((((You))))))))))))))
>>148766476
Jynx is not an evolution, and doesnt have any.
In first gen at least, I know jackshit about anything else
>>148767827
>worth it
Well it's free so yeah, it's worth that.
>as casual as it look
Yes, maybe even more.
>do I need to worry
Unless you live in a cave with no wifi and you're accessing 4chan through astral projection, Google already has as much information about you as they want.
is there info on what pokemons cp will increase when they evolve? for example evee > vaporeon is much better than an eevee > jolteon,
ponyta gains very little CP when evolved compared to something like a Growlithe.
has anyone been tracking this?
also, servers being this bad cannot be good for the game.
>>148768053
Were you planning on going to the meet up? I was but then the servers crashed
>>148768094
Overloaded.
Nobody knows why they won't fix it but them
get up and walk you faggots
Question:
I came across a gym owned by my team(Instinct)
However the game was not giving me the ability to store a pokemon in the gym, I could only battle the pokemon in it(even though they were on my team)
Did the game just glitch out?
>>148768349
why do you fucking care though?
>>148768125
Isn't he the faggot who created Anita?
>>148768349
The servers are down, I ain't walking, sheeeit
IT'S OVER LADS
LVL 31 ACC I SPENT 200 DOLLARS NOW JUST GOT BANNED
FUCKING KILL ME
>Serves down all Sunday
>Pokestops and Gyms at Churchs
Hmmmm... suspicious.
>>148768373
Play the game more before you ask silly questions.
a bit of a noob question.
but is there a way to know which pokestops you have visited? because i have gone to most but not all of these ones and would like to know which one i haven't visited yet
>>148768373
gym was full. you'd have to train at the gym until it went up another level before you can store a pokemon at it
>>148768448
Yep
JUST GOT BANNED LEVEL 23 ACCOUNT
so imagine a place like toys r us or target holds a pokemon go event, it would be absolutely insane. like on a Saturday if you come in you can get a free 10k egg and catch a legendary bird or something. the stores would be completely packed with people i bet. just wondering which store will make the deal with niantic first
>>148768315
I was considering it, but I opted to work and slowly get magikarps.
jsut got banned at lvl 1
fuck this life
>>148768548
they turn purple
>>148768349
I have no legs you entitled mobility-privileged faglord
Pokemons aren't even popping up when im spoofing wtf?
Anyone spoofed in Pripyat yet?
>>148768548
Why does it matter?
If theyre purple you visited them and you gotta wait like 2-5 mins to spin em again.
>>148766445
reported
just got banned and I don't even play
wtf niantic bunch of jews I spent 300 dollars on this
>>148768548
Ever? No. They don't keep track.
The stops themselves reset after 5 minutes, where they change from purple (recently spun) to light blue (available to be spun)
>>148768294
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EYDELiuZuP4gqwtxO_xY_zFjfF_1tnODARhB3Bo2fzM/edit#gid=158941429
>>148768639
I think he means if you've ever been to a pokestop, not just if it's on CD
Okay. I'm sick of waiting. Post some mindbreak sadpandas.
>>148768373
Prestige is a stat used in gyms. It is shown as a number, for example 4076/8000 means a gym has 4076 prestige and the next prestige benchmark is 8000. Benchmarks are something like 2000, 4000, 8000, 16000. Each benchmark adds a slot to the gym. Gyms do not have infinite slots. "Training" (battling the Pokemon in an allied gym) slowly increases prestige, based on the amount of Pokemon you beat and the CP difference between your Pokemon and theirs.
>>148768626
Time to shoplift
How do bullshit threads like this not get deleted?
nianticlabs lead programmer
JUST GOT BANNED ON MY WIIU TOO WHAT THE FUCK
>>148768548
sk telecom? I thougth the game wasnt allowed in korean?
>>148768548
There's no information displayed about which pokestops you have or haven't ever visited.
I would be neat if they added a number so that you could tell how many times you'd claimed items from a particular stop though.
fucking hell, downloaded the game while on a plane to check it out and now it says that im banned???? talking about international police wtf!!!
>>148767209
Can you please not post anime girls? It always makes me imagine that the person saying those words is, indeed, a cute anime girl and it makes me nervous.
>>148768125
He's right.
This game is pretty fucking brutal.
You capture wild animals, pit them against other animals and when you're bored of them you sent them to your friend nicknamed "professor" who gladly turns them into candy.
As if that's not sick enough (you sick fuck) you forcefeed the pokemon you want to "evolve" with candies made out of its own family. Because cannibalism is good, right?
>Nintendo is so kid's friendly :D
>>148768856
Wow could you be any more fake?
>>148763674
>Broiling
>Not even 90F
It was 105F yesterday and I STILL WALKED!
what's the best eeveelution?
>>148768697
No. I have to walk there.
>>148768835
>sk telecom? I thougth the game wasnt allowed in korean?
It works in sokcho
FUCKING SERVERS I WANT TO CATCH THEM ALL RIGHT NOW
I am having a really good time reading the reactions to spoofers fake bans, the international police made me laugh, ty guys.
>be niantic
>see this guy spoofing
>about to land a ban
>oh wait he spent money in the game
>decide not to ban but grant higher server priority instead
>mfw
I could've hatched 20 eggs by now
Fuck this game
>>148768920
Vaporeon, Flareon second iirc
>>148768878
Rules of nature
>>148768697
There's a gym there, apparently.
>>148768920
your mom
>>148768635
I was but then I checked the weather and the servers and decided to stay home and play games.
>>148768936
oh shit niiiice
>>148768780
i feel like that guy would be a pretty good programmer though
Is it possible to get an eevee evolution other than vapour, jolt or flare
>>148768764
>>148768560
Thank you.
I do feel bad though, I wiped out 3 friendly pokemon just to put a single one of mine in the gym.
>>148768920
Vapeorian looks the coolest
Anyone else having trouble with these fucking servers or is it just me
When will this game work inIndia
pls no bully, I just want to catch muh pokemons
FUCK IT'S NEARLY 10PM I HAVE TO GO TO BED SOON AND GET UP EARLY FOR WORK
Should I take a day off and SPOOF?
>>148766445
REPLY TO THIS POST AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE IMMUNE TO "IF YOU DON'T REPLY POSTS"
Nintendo will fucking go downhill tomorrow in the stock market if they don't fix this today.
>>148768780
That's clearly a SysAdmin
fuck
>>148769057
Those are the only eevee evolutions tho
>>148768878
>professor asks what my name is
>"Not important"
Game's edgy as fuck
>>148769057
No. Umbreon and Espeon were introduced in gen 2. Leafeon and Glaceon were introduced in gen 4. Sylveon was introduced in gen 6.
Currently, Pokemon Go ONLY has gen 1.
>>148769090
just you faggot
How long have the servers been down now? Like 3 hours? FUCK
>>148769137
>>148769093
POO
>>148769093
poo
>>148768626
McDonalds already has a deal to turn all their restaurants into pokestop/gyms
>>148769137
>>148769137
Fake and gay
>>148768990
Yeah. I mean the game is designed in such a way that even spoofers still spend money on the game. No reason to ban anyone.
>>148769137
HAHAHAHAHA, THIS FUCKER USED MS PAINT
Can someone spoof into Chernobyl and check what kind of Pokémon are there please?
>>148769137
that's what you get for traveling 10KM in 30 sec
>>148769093
All those poor Pokémons on the streets...
Covered in Indian curry poo..
>>148768852
yeah thats what i was wondering. it would be good if they added something like that, but they need to sort their servers first lol.
thanks anyway
>>148769137
least make the colour of the text box match
looks like a shitty paint job ffs
Is the 21 hour gym collection cool down for a single gym or is that for multiple gyms?
>>148768635
Where and who is organzing the meet up?
>how to tell all these ban reports are bait
>there isn't some massively upvoted thread on reddit making fun of spoofers
>>148769006
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
I JUST WANNA TRY THE GAME RRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>148769093
Are your muk's brown?
>>148769137
>..
kys
>>148769093
What's the secret message?
>P__ i_ l__
98% of indians can't get this right!
>Game goes up in Canada
>Servers go to shit
THANKS LEAVES
>>148769247
i own a jet plane that i use to get to your mums house and fuck her in the ass
>>148769168
>>148769157
well what the fuck I looked up "gen 1 pokemon evolutions" and it shows 8 eevee evolutions so I thought they were all gen 1
Is the dream over?
>>148769137
SPOOFERS BTFO HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHKODKDHJDIDOKEJJDHUSJDJHDJEKOROIDIDJJDIEIJDHDJKDKDJJDJSJJRRKIDODOKDKDKKDKRJJAGWUSIUDGIOROFJ
>>148766445
fug
>>148769367
A FUCKING LEAF
>>148769093
We wuz poos
>gets released on canada
>other country members ask for a release
>they don't know everything is ruined
would fap magic be of any use at this point
>>148768920
Vaporwave, obviously.
>>148769280
>have to double check with your cuck overlords at reddit to recognize shitty photoshops
>tfw a FUCKING LEAF crashed the servers
Thanks Trudeau
>>148769381
You're best off going to a list of Pokemon by National Dex number and stopping at 151. Gen 2 ends at 251, gen 3 ends at 386 or something, and I can't be assed to remember the rest.
>>148762751
>>148763059
>>148763167
>>148763643
>>148763995
>>148769137
When will you retarded spoofers learn. Walking is the only way.
>all this downtime is everyone that got a softban getting their ass permabanned
>yfw you never got softbanned once
>>148769093
Pajeet, my son...
>>148768835
Anyone got any good location coordinates? This is a good one in L.A
>34.102439,-118.339266
do you guys like my Ninetales
>>148769407
Calm down
>>148768869
I'm a fat hairy greasy NEET with sweaty balls.
gen 2 when
>tfw would play legit 100% of the time if I lived in a cool place like one of the many huge cities next to the ocean
I've heard that gastlys spawn in graveyards, churches, at night, and in urban areas. Can anyone confirm/any other places to look for gastlys?
>>148769568
>softbanned while driving
oh my god i hate cars now...
>>148769604
>91 hp
ouch
>>148769379
ill fuck your boy pucci up if you said that to my face little nigger.
>>148769245
I can tell you already; pidgy's, rattata, magikarp and other commons.
>>148769687
It's not worth it. You get mugged and fucked in the ass a lot.
>>148769709
brooklyn bridge park at night is where I farmed mine
>>148768920
E-Cigaretteon. Absolutely disgusting HP bump.
>>148769137
Spoofers, when will they learn?
>>148769773
Me next please
>>148769206
>>148769217
>>148769249
>>148769309
>>148769350
>>148769451
>>148769590
t-thanks guys
>>148769660
christmas
>>148766445
I love my mother
>>148769660
I work at Niantic (haha get it cause we don't do shit actually) and I can tell you it's going to happen sooner than you may think. It will take a while before 3rd gen though.
Post the board/general you came from
>>148769660
Because the game is so balanced and working, we need to add more Pokemon.
Oh wait, that's literally what Niantic would do.
>>148768929
>>148768697
Post results pls
>>148769687
This.
If i didn't live in the middle of nowhere i would play it legit
>>148769894
/ffxivg/
fuck that place
>>148769925
all i get is the same 2 pokemon i want something different
>>148769069
You don't actually wipe out friendly pokemon when defeating them in battle. Someone on an enemy team attacked the gym while you were training there.
Gen 2 is superior to Gen 1 in literally every way. Prove me wrong.
>>148769925
Are there defense stats?
>>148769894
/smgen/
Dead as fuck anyway, so I'm not missing any real discussion.
>>148769831
>the sound of Shh, do you hear it Git gud
i want to punch the guy who made this
>>148770023
Oh, that makes sense. Thank you for the reply.
>>148770030
True
>>148769660
When the playerbase has already peaked and the people just trying out the game lose interest so that they know their average users. Once that average user has 50%+ of the old pokedex then they should release Gen 2.
>>148770030
gen 3 > everything else
>>148769894/utg/
>>148769894
/reddit/
I love Steelix
>>148770030Every gen besides 5 is better than Gen 1
>>148770030
Mareep is one of my fav's so I agree.
Where do I find Dratini's or at?
>>148769894
/m/ and /vp/
I GOT IN
I LIVE IN CANADA AND I JUST LOGGED IN TO THE GAME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED BERGERTARDS
>>148769796
>fucked in the ass
>not worth it
???
>>148770146
kys coon
>>148769894
/lit/
>tfw shitty iphone 4 that can't run this game
Have fun, guys...
>>148769894
/x/
>tfw excuse for exploring spooky places
>never find any cool ghost types though
>>148770145
I'm guessing /utg/ is that undertale game. Isn't that made by an autistic furry?
>>148770124
You're giving them too much "planning credit". They'll just go full jew, like they did today with Canada.
>>148770030
Elaborate.
>>148770230
They're exceptionally rough and don't bother to tug on my sissy clit so I have to do it myself. Overall it's not very erotic and it's over too quickly.
>>148770178
>>148770178
Machado lake has a relatively higher spawn rate of dratinis.
JUST THINK
A WALKER IS STUCK OUTSIDE IN THE BLAZING 40 CELCIUS WEATHER WAITING FOR THE SERVERS TO GO BACK UP BECAUSE HE JUST SPENT OVER AN HOUR WALKING INTO TOWN FROM HIS RURAL TOWN WITH NOTHING
HE CANT RETURN WITHOUT ABOUT LEAST A FEW POKEBALLS TO MAKE HIM THROUGH THE NIGHT
MEANWHILE SPOOFERS ALL HERE WATCHING STREAMS SITTING IN NICE AIR CONDITIONED ROOMS
>>148770270
And thats why you use Nox, you faggot.
>>148770145
I want to fuck adult Asriel
>>148769894
/sp/
>>148769796
>he doesn't want to get fucked in the ass
Faggot
>>148770030
gen 1 has sandslash
but otherwise I agree
>>148769894
/vp/ and /co/
/vg/ is a cool place, might stick around
>>148770178
Near water
>>148770362
Are there any Dratini spawns inOklahoma?
I want the servers to get unfucked if only to stop this tide of bored shitposting.
>>148769894
/a/ and /vp/
/vp/ is just bad for go
>>148770364
Pretty much.
>>148769894
/fgg/
Watching Guilty Gear EVO finals right now.
>>148769894
/a/
>>148770295Something like that. Most people there hate Toby.
I don't mean to be "That guy" but I was probably one of the most normal people there. Its a mess.
So its confirmed ditto still isnt in the game right?
>>148770270
get a motorola. best bang for your buck
how come I can enevr get nearby to work for me
>my house
>pokemons all 3 steps
>pick a direction
>either none go down or disappear all together
literally impossible to track down pokes you want
>>148770129
This desu senpai
>>148770364
t least im not a lardy lmao
>>148770365
I have no idea what that is, care to assist?
>>148770449
Just spoof faggot.
>>148770362
Are there any Dratini spawns inOhio. I found one a few days ago but I haven't since then.
rate my pokemans
>>148770507
Yep
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from getting banned tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is niantic losing paying customers like me? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want iwata to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought you fuckers said spoofers wouldnt get banned???? This is so fucked.
OH FUCK OH FUCK
That will teach me not to spoof.
>>148770364
That's me right now. I ain't walking 16 miles back without my eggs and balls.
>>148770521
its a bug
All fucking day my big city is full of shit and I can't play
So now that we know that pokemon do have higher rates to spawn around certain specific areas, anyone find a good spot to farm Snorlax? the few I've found (all 2 of them) locally always have shit CP. I need to farm a lot of these and get a good one. I'll spoof fucking anywhere in the US if needed, I need these fucking fatties.
PLS HELP
>>148770539
Read the thread, shitface
>>148770521
It's a current bug. Nina Nina hasn't even acknowledged it yet.
>>148770030
I'll elaborate.
>Starters-way cooler than originals, especially totodile
>Pseudo legendary:tyrannitar much better than shitty dragonite
>Legendaries:lugia rapes original legendaries in the ass
>Bonus:cool common pokemon, houndoom etc
>>148770364
>SITTING IN NICE
that can't be a good thing
>>148770597
>>148770030
True, but only because that nostalgia when you realized that Pokemon could go on for years after they announced gen 2.
The magic of new pokemon died after gen 2.
>>148770478
whens melee
>>148770336
>Not deriving pleasure solely from penetration
What a faggot
>>148770597
IMMUNITY PUP
>>148770597
>>148770502I'd imagine. I didn't play the game at all, and like most games I don't play, I avoid them on /v/, but all I heard about this game was its the new MLP. I couldn't imagine what the general looks like.
Also, I saw a tweet from the developer after the VGA awards, saying something about how his game is better even though it didn't win. This true?
>>148770492
holy fuck guys, i found a secret message in the failed login screen!
>>148770521
the pokeradar is bugged right now. never goes below 3 steps and niantic hasn't fixed it in over 3 days.
GAME IS BACK UP
I REPEAT
SERVERS ARE STABILIZED AGAIN
SERVERS BACK BOIS
>>148770609
kekd
>>148770687
I thought Houndoom and Houndour was Gen 3
>>148770609
You need to get more creative with the tabs.
>>148770597
immunity cat nigger
>>148770750
What if ditto's are disguising themselves are other pokemon, and there's no way to tell except through some method no one knows about yet?
>>148768170
yes.. they are options you can choose from its not that hard 2 understand famalam
>>148770597
mother of fuck
>>148770792
ACTUALLY TRUE
NOT JOKING
JUST TRY IT
GOT IN RIGHT NOW
EU
YES
IT'S ACTUALLY PLAYABLE
>>148769835
just get nox
>>148769894
/lolg/
These warning things are legit guys, I started spoofing around my neighborhood at night a couple days ago, launched pogo on my phone just now and got the same shit
>>148763140
>>148764273
>>148764439
>>148764547
>>148764558
>>148764626
>>148764980
I havent even left my town.
(I did try nox recently, it might be that)
>>148763461
>>148763643
It loads into the game and I have my stuff, so I think its just a "Fuck off" type thing.
Welp, back to only legit playing
>>148763886
>>148764216
>>148764421
>>148764684
It really does say International Police
BEHOLD
The average pokemon go hater.
>http://valleycentral.com/news/local/police-arrest-sex-offender-who-threatened-pokmon-go-players-on-facebook
>>148770609
i dont know why I laughed at this shit
working!
there's a 2 onix in the bronx park right now :^)
>>148770750
complete fucking bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4PDm_TIqvs
>>148770750
>magnamite
>epic
>voltorb
>rare
ayy to the lmao
>>148770787
>>148770792
>Saddle up for a ride into town to do some pokemon hunting
>After waiting around for 15 minutes for servers to come back up decide to head back
>Literally right when I walk in the door read this
Fuck Canada.
>>148770597
Well at least this was more original, but this kind of posterfaggots should get banned.
>>148770750
These charts are region specific, I only ever saw/caught one meowth
>>148770597
fuck you
>>148766445
Mommy I love you
>>148770750
>drowzee
>everywhere
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>148770750
machops and hitmonchan's are fairly common in my area though
I can not for the life of me get python and pokemon go map to work
Does anyone have an easier way
>>148770976
Nice sweater top, really goes with the tattoos, bald head, fake scars
>>148769894
/d/
How can I walk to hatch eggs on memu?
it wont let me log in you fucking LIARS
>>148771016
I have yet to see any after a full week of exploration all around
Canada btw
>>148770597
fuck you
>>148771089
some fag created an website that does it for you, idk the url though
>>148769604
it's hot
Phone is dead, did they fix the 3 paw bug now that the servers are back up?
DID THEYF IX IT
>>148770750
>Charmander
>Special
That cunt appears right in front of my home everytime I start the game.
Is Cp 11 tho, fucking cunt.
>>148770754
The game isn't very MLP-y at all. Its got very video gamey plot and characters and setting, the only thing that makes it seem like the new MLP is the two skeletons. It's just another decent game that was ruined by the fanbase.
canada here
sorry guys :)
>>148771220
No.
Now that the servers are back, did they fix the three paw issue yet?
>>148771161
its up for me
SERVERS BACK UP LADS (UK)
>>148770754No clue. The only thing that's spoken about Toby over there is how he stated all these stretch goals for the kickstarter which he never implemented. Apparently he hates the fanbase though.
I was just an imaginary bartender that made people in the general happy, because everyone there is clinically depressed/insane and needs someone to ask how their day went.
Will they be adding more pokemon?
>>148771220
>did they fix it
I got off lightly but now the offense is going to be permanently on my criminal record, I had a great job before this but I was fired as an result, now no one else will ever hire me. Let this be a lesson to you idiots, NEVER SPOOF, unless you think ruining your entire life is worth a few pokemon.
>>148771220
Oh wow, it really is back up.
And the bug isNOT FUCKING FIXED WHAT THE FFFUUUUCCCKKKK
Canada reporting in (Qc, Mtl). Rate my neighbourhood.
>>148771220
>Niantic
>fixing
Pick one.
>>148771370
Got in-game as well here in The Netherlands.
Euronigger here
servers are UP!
>>148770449
>Oklahoma
Holy shit I thought I was the only one in OK
You tried lake hefner?
I'm spoofing rn in soux falls because I can't find anything good irl
>>148766393
Maybe I should get out my old rooted s5 so I can spoof on the go.
Just created a new account to spoof. Where's the best location to put my GPS? Somewhere in NYC I'm guessing?
>>148771185
Go to any city, my appartment is surrounded by voltorbs and magnamites more than any other pokemon aside from maybe zubats. And no I do not live near a powerplant
>>148770595
I've found three so far in Lake Park, in Coshocton. Also shitloads of eevees and clefairys.
>>148770975
if this is a fucking ruse i will never browse this shitty general again
Holy shit, Niantic just sent me this.
>>148771315
made me check. fuck you.
>>148771438
thats essentially uoft
A FUCKING LVL 10 ONIX?
WTF
HOW DO I SIMULATE WALKING WITH MEMU please thank you
SERVERS BACK UP LADS
northeast usa
Reasons to spoof 101
>>148771502
well thats me >>148771438
Its drowzee/jinx everywhere, and other psychic/water/bug pokemon. I have yet to see any electric, and I'm right in the middle of the city. Maybe I should go near industrial places or something
SPOOFER HERE
I'M NOT BANNED
>finally able to log in
>pokestops finally work
>try to catch pidgey
>game freezes
I'm done, this is fucking trash.
>>148771527
>they are actually up
Anyone else having this problem where every pokemon shows 3 feet away, even if next to you?
>>148771527
They are up here, but paw issue isn't fixed
>>148771660
You srs?
Spoofer here, not banned.
>>148771438
>Qc
I'm so sorry
>>148771754
Literally everyone for days.
>>148771315
Three paw isn't a bug, it's intentional.
>>148771648
the fuck is memu
>shootings in baton rogue
>illegal government/military activity in turkey
>multiple terrorist attacks on france
and you neckbeards are complaining you can't play pokemon.....
(10) Caterpie is visible at (33.292784928, -111.74139065) for 487 seconds (59m N
E from you)
(50) Diglett is visible at (33.2928360638, -111.741111177) for 92 seconds (78m N
E from you)
(18) Pidgeot is visible at (33.292931543, -111.742415383) for 823 seconds (99m N
W from you)
(16) Pidgey is visible at (33.2932792981, -111.743253802) for 694 seconds (183m
NW from you)
(48) Venonat is visible at (33.2932162239, -111.742229068) for 621 seconds (114m
NW from you)
(63) Abra is visible at (33.2939134327, -111.743440117) for 117 seconds (243m NW
from you)
(74) Geodude is visible at (33.2945219983, -111.741483808) for 704 seconds (247m
NE from you)
(63) Abra is visible at (33.2928377584, -111.740645389) for 295 seconds (111m NE
from you)
>>148771728
whelp, not for me. i thought you're rusing me. server status thingy shows all servers as DOWN
WALKER FAGS BTFO AGAIN
btw does anyone know where in sokcho does farfetchd spawn
>>148771754
Everyone for like 3 days now
online now
>>148771754
thats been an issue for a few days now
>>148769269
it's not for gyms it's for when you collected your daily reward (based on # gyms)
>>148771483
I haven't tried any lakes yet, I will try Draper tonight or tomorrow night though.
>>148771862
farfetchd is region exclusive to japan I think
>>148769625
Ok but just don't post more anime grills pls.
Spoofer here got banned.
>>148770597
BAZINGA
>>148771754
It means you've been softbanned.
>>148771840
Are you fucking stupid? People die every day. What? Am I supposed to stop what i'm doing every day?
How far is it safe to move when spoofing?
one block? two blocks at a time?
>>148771438
>a bunch of harlots and gentlemenwhores
Sounds like the french quarter to me
>>148771815
Not sure why you would be but ok.
>>148771845
In english please?
gg the game is dead
its been like 18 hours and still server is fucked
>>148772006
about 10 miles
>>148771924
No, exclusive to asia.
The only place the game works in asia right now is sokcho.
>>148772006
Just do whatever is realisticly possible.
>>148772113
Its up tho
>pokeball still freezing
this is a fucking joke
>>148771924
its only on korea and im spoofing there but i cant find it
found a dragonair and a wartortle for my troubles at least
>>148769894
/mcg/, but I went outside once.
>>148772113
>waited for it to officially release in his country
>>148772006
i get softbanned when blinking between the same 3 spots even though it showed my character walking
normally if the character runs there it shouldnt cause an issue
IM IN
FROM CANADA
>>148771825
Have they at least explained why it was implemented
I never get the freeze ball bug when I'm spoofing, but always get it when I'm walking. wtf
WE BACK
>>148772196
your right
nvm
But now its too late to go outside anyway
'
tomorrow it will be fucked again
>>148771660
>back on
>afraid to do rare egg + pidgey/weedle evolutions because of stability
So we wait
Nox wasd walking is broken as fuck
>>148763446
H-HEY
>>148772312
What is this outside you speak of?
>>148772072
technically not spoofing since this python based doesn't let you catch/battle anything just tells you were pokemans are
>>148772006
I blinked from orlando to central park and got softbanned KNOWINGLY, but as long as I keep the region locked there when they lift the ban I get to stay there and farm for mons to region specific, I mean it's a small price to pay since I'm tired of pidgeys and ratatas
I fucking put my strongest pokemon in a gym 1400 CP
Now I only have ~650CP golbats I can use
fuck
>>148771693
You don't have enough time to catch Pokemon anyway, the chickens need feeding.
can't tell if spoofing is fucking up or the server.
i can get on but it wont let me catch pokemons sometimes.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36818384
>be walker
>get shot
Im in but no pokemons are spawning : (
can still spin the stops tho
>>148772639
DING DONG BANNU
I'm afraid to spoof too far from my house cause I"m a pussy.
Where can I find rock-type Pokemon around Detroit?
>>148772615
who are you?
how did you know i have chickens?
wheres the spot that has 6 pokestops peralured?
>>148772702
>Detroit
>>148772690
nah, i just have to keep relogging
>>148772690
>gbfg
>>148772702
Just count to "hours required to travel there" add 1 and then boot spoof, fucking Christ how do you people even breathe?
>>148772767
Nothing but Drowzees, zubats, and gastlys around here famalan
>>148772754
i think it was
Victory Memorial Drive
Minneapolis, MN 55412, USA
lat 45.030152
lon -93.31931
>don't want to walk outside because I might have to interact with other Go players
What would I even say? I would just look stupid
>>148770750
Pinser is not fucking rare at all it is literally fucking everywhere in Australi
>>148772735
I know rural roads when I see em.Alberta?
>>148772884
switch me lives, i want to play with people but i live in the middle of nowhere, so i have to spoof :(
>>148762143
Is this game starting to lose steam? I want to go back to my old walking spot without seeing a bunch of autists running around catching Pokemon.
>>148773061
People are starting to get sick and fucking tired of the servers shitting themselves.
>>148772639
Yeah I get this as well, seems like I encounter a lot less pokemon when im spoofing compared to when im walking around. Except for when I'm around lures.
Servers sort of working
Gym just throws you back you though.... well annoying
>>148772652
Ah the United States, where you can shoot teenagers if you think, wrongly, that they've been stealing shit.
>>148771374
>grillbyanon left /utg/ for Pokemon
same desu
>>148773061
The servers have been fucked for hours. Chances are they haven't gone to the usual spot because of this.
>>148773116
Which, incidentally, will fix the servers.
>>148772884
just wear headphones. I actually enjoy interacting with people yet ive talked to almost nobody in the 8 hours of playing this game everyday in the most popular areas where go players congregate.
>>148772859
>niggers
>leechers
>dead people
Nice pokemon Detroit has.
>>148773061
No, the park I go to has hundreds of people. Gotta move to an urban area if you want to have fun.
Spoofing at night is so fucking comfy guys, I love it.
>>148773061
Servers are taking a crap for the last 2 days and people can't be bothered with walking to whenever just to do nothing.
>>148772883
ty anon. in return, high banks metro park in columbus ohio is full of charmanders and the scioto audubon metro park is full of pikachus
i wonder if they ever introduce the thingy where you can see other nearby GO players on the map.
would make it really easy to detect and report spoofers
>>148772940
Nah,South Carolina
Im a few miles from town, pop. is like 7k, but theres a decent amount of stops and a few gyms, but its not worth the drive just for pokemon, If I go into town to do something I might walk to a stop or two.
>>148773275
Can't wait til its nighttime here nigga.
>>148772884
You don't, you stay at home and spoof GPS grinding hard. Then take over their shitty gyms.
Then go take a walk passing by all the gyms you took over and watch the losers you beat. Feels good man.
>>148773193
racist
>>148772884
u don't have to say anything anon. yesterday i was standing near a bunch of pokestops with lures active, and people were just catching pokemons, not really giving a shit about anything else.
>>148773275
I hear ya bro, I hear ya
>>148773326
Servers wouldn't be able to handle it right now.
hatching eggs is only 200 xp right? hardly worth it?
I'm already spoofing on my phone, anyone know of a gps faker that has routes?
Or a way to tap the screen to move?
>>148773326
It would also make it really easy to murder people.
>>148773326
Fuck no, imagine the ganking.
>"Hey guys this is the only instinct in the area lelelellee let's bully him"
Fuck. No.
>>148773326
By then I'll be level 30+ with strong ass pokemon so its whatever nigga HA HA!!!
>servers come up as im about to leave the beach
>see this
Okay.
Nothing but net.
Well, went around for a while, met 3 pokemon and it crashed on every encounter taking my poke balls and not registering I caught the pokemon. So I'm now going to spoof :) and there's not a fucking damn thing any of you can do about it. I'm not fucking walking around wasting my time with this game any longer, while its crashing I'm gonna sit on my damn ass and play it, not wander aimlessly like some stupid cunt.
pokemons aren't popping up for me when spoofing, am i doing something wrong?
>>148773418
100 x (kilometers walked) = xp gained
2km x 100 = 200xp
10km x 100 = 1000xp
>still 90% freezeeballs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Question for all the guys living out in the barren country
Since PoGo bases pokemon on population condensed in an area, couldn't you just spoof 20 accounts right at your house?
Instead of using Nox to spoof all around and get caught, couldn't you just keep them all at your little podunk town and cause all the pokemon to spawn near you?
It would just require getting 20 throwaway emails, but having 10-20 instances of Nox running should be easy enough for any computer.
>throw pokeball
>gets out
>menu dissapears
>can still throw pokeballs
>game freezes after i hit with pokeball
JUST
is there a rundown on how to spoof or use nox for a noob like me?
>>148772540
you're spoofing on an account to get the location data with that script
>just caught 3 THREE gastlys at harbour front in toronto
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>There are people in this thread RIGHT FUCKING NOW that exclusively walk
o fugg
Which way do I go
GAME KEEPS FREEZING AFTER CATCHING REEEE
>>148773551
It's not even that uncommon.
Spoof to santa monica pier, most diverse pokemon place i've been to yet.
>>148773593
>walk 2 kilometers
>or wait at a single pokestop for 20 minutes
>>148773728
Where are you that has so many Gastly?
>>148773678
they're pretty common in my city
>be me
>move to dicklick nowhere
>nothing for ~5 miles
>Spoof to old house
>2 gyms and 2 stops literally across the street
>4-5 more stops within a quarter mile
>shit spawns at my old house
>first thing that spawned was an ArcanineI did it on a fresh account so it was only like 50cp anyway
>>148773593
Or 1 exp per meter...
>>148773374
i saw a black dude in his late forties with his face glued to his phone turning in place, looking very concentrated / confused. at first i wasn't sure he was a poketrainer but as i came closer i could hear the music (it was pretty much on full volume) so that gave it away. he looked kinda scary and i was surprised there's people like that playing the game
Gym's unplayable right now?
>>148773670
Download nox
Set your location with the little location circle on the right
Open pokemon go
login
walk with wasd
Download here
http://en.bignox.com/pokemongo
Learn here
http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-hacks-cheats/562281-very-detailed-nox-pokemon-go.html
>>148773728
towards the pinsir
>>148773778
Just the local park at night
Are Gastlys uncommon?
>>148771374To be fair, most generals get their token autists. When they got on long enough, and the community dies down, people start getting pretty fucking weird. Look at the Kotawa Shojo general, or Black Desert Online. Filled with literal autistis needing their daily dose of attention.
Generals breed Drama. /pgg/ will be like that soon enough.
I was hoping you could fill me in on the toby thing, oh well.
>>148773871
>towards the pinsir
because you can tell where the fuck to go with this 3 paw shit
>>148773634
You wouldn't have a way to get pokeballs, besides spending real money.
>>148773593
makes sense ty
ill just keep farming the two pokestops from my room without moving then
>>148773884
I sure as fuck can't find them
>>148773551
the fuck is that
>>148773726
>being proud of playing a walking app on your computer
>0 bans
>Walkfags right now on suicide watch
>>148773764
I have no clue what spoofing is but its just kinda sad
I dont live near anything like this and the one chance i get the servers go down
Oh well.
>>148771438
>Queerbec
>Canada
Pick one you stupid wannabee frog.
>>148774007
underaged b&
>seel shows up on tracker
>tracker not fixed so there's no way in hell I can find it
JUST
All gens beside 1 are shit. They were all made by one guy with a certain style, and it all changed with gen 2+ because they used different artists.
I hope GO stays gen 1 but I know it won't.
>>148773919
Most of those turn into ERP shitfests though. pgg is safe from that unless we spoof that too
>>148773854
Is that even trustworthy? Bignox goes to a Chinese site. Chinese are shady.
>>148773674
my laptop runs script, gives me locations. plug into google maps and do directions. walk a couple mins in 1 direction, wait about 30 seconds and the pokemon will appear
>>148774072
i really don't know what it is
>>148774049
They can't hear you. They're each burning $10 worth of gas to drive to the nearest pokestop cluster to try and make up for lost time.
how to get incubators?
>>148774003
I noticed they're a little more common in europe than in NA.
>>148773854
cool thanks bruv
I think these are the most helpful and friendly threads i've been to on this site
>>148774136
It's botnet just like droid4x
Do I have to walk outside to use incense, or can I just stay inside?
>>148774136
nox is shit
NOXFAGS STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO USE WASD IT FORCES YOU TO WALK IN STRAIGHT LINE TOWARDS ONLY 4 DIRECTIONS ALL THE TIME LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE BANNED, USE THE VIRTUAL LOCATION TOOL TOGETHER WITH WASD.
>>148774123
If it goes to 3 and beyond quite frankly it'll lose a lot of players. I think 2 is the farthest it should go, it will alienate some people who can only handle MUH GEN 1, but they'll abandon it after a while anyway.
Took the spoofpill today.
This is so much more fun than walking.
>>148774070
Spoofing is faking GPS data.
>>148774302
You get more if you're walking around
>walk around searching for pokemon
>you find this rare fucker popping up on your map
what do you do?
>walk
>get stabbed
>spoof
>get blowjobs from underwear models
??
>>148774123
>le genwunner appears
>>148768125
>>148774212
i just walk a few blocks down to my local pokestop cluster m8
>>148774116
seels are not that rare. i caught 3 of them earlier today.
Using Nox, is there a way to make wasd movement more precise. Right now this characater bounces back and forth like a madman
i set my location to new york, am i stuck here forever?
>>148774347
Technically spoofing is faking unique or identifying data, but in this case the only relevant thing that can be spoofed in this game is GPS data.
>Servers works fine for 20 minutes
>pop a incense
>servers die
>>148764791
because i'm not a faggot
post best lure catches
>>148774489
No. just take a "Plane" overnight.
Lads if I use incense does everyone know where I am? Will I get raped??
>>148771693
>blurring out your name
Better be scared of the International Police.
>>148774501
>hurrr servers have been unstable the whole day
>this would be a great time to use items!
>>148774319
>VIRTUAL LOCATION TOOL
WHERE
>>148774539
Next thread
>>148774071
We are part of Canada. Even if I'm french I give 0 fucks about the separation thing.
>>148774539
>1100
>almost no chance for candies
He'll never be better than what he is.
>dropping a Farfetch'd on a London gym
Walker fags minds blown
>>148774583
Under the scissors icon in the right toolbar.
>>148774553
Just use it at 3am like I did.
>out all day
>servers down
>arrive home
>servers up
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I SWEAR TO GOD
NEW THREAD WHEN??????????
mfw faggots are sitting in their cars in the summer heat while im in comfy chair with AC watching anime and taking their gyms
LOL
What's the likelyhood to get banned using Nox with WASD?
How to minimize the chance to get banned?
>>148772586I get it
Who here exclusively spoofs?
Who here exclusively walks around?
Who here does a mix of both?
Who here plays while driving
Answer with 1 2 3 or 4 depending on which category you fall under
2 and 4 here
I'm level 12 now with about 24k dust. Should I start powering up and evolving a Pokemon now or just wait and get something with higher CP later on?
>People cheating to get better at a stupid mobile game.
This is sad.
>>148774323
When the map is filled to the rim of the shitter with Unown's when Johto drops, there'll be some chaos in the Pokemon community
>mfw some incredibly autistic girl tried talking to the people at the pokestop
>asking inane questions
>eventually everyone got annoyed with her and started ignoring her
>she looked really dejected
>decided to talk to her because I felt bad
>a full hour of listening to her spout shit a 10 year old might say while she twisted her scruffy hair around her finger and made a weird high pitched giggle every so often
>finally said I was going home
>she asked to come with me
>had the most shameful sex of my life
>>148774550
how to do that without looking suspicious...
>>148774049
http://www.poke-map.info/
Reddit has done it! Online searchable map.
Make an account and make sure your pokemon account password and account name are OK to be completely open to the public and stored in plaintext
>>148774739
3 only. Stop playing while you drive you fuck.
It's literally impossible not to play this game and at least get a girl's number on your first day out. Why are you guys spoofing instead of befriending pokeqts?
>>148771220
3 paw bug?
>>148774690
>walker texas ranger fags
Is it a legit strat to fight your own team's gym, and run away before beating it?
Get shit loads of EXP without kicking everyone out
>>148774764
Are you retarded?
>>148774739
Almost everyone over level 30 at this point does both.
>>148774690
>>148774747
>hes a walker
LMFAO
>>148774821
>befriending
I'm not a c uck like you
>>148774881
yes
>>148773168
I mean, I would go back, but its been so long, and I didnt share a lot in common with you fuckers.
>server status site says all servers up and running again
>still cant log in on my account
kill myself
not even spoofing
>>148774827
>>148774908
Oh yeah?
Lets try this
>be awake
>servers down
>moms make me go to sleep
>servers up
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I SWEAR TO GOD
:^)
>>148774821
>3DPD
>>148773551
Are you in Oceanside's beach by any chance?
>>148773919
>or Black Desert Online
That shit game is still going on? I quit and gave my lvl 57 warrior to some guy from Praetorian in Orwen way back.
>>148774783
>implying i'll contribute instead of just leech
i ain't makin no account nigga.
does this update in real-time or do I have to refresh every now and then?
>>148774750was she cute?
>>148774743
Pls respond
ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE
I REPEAT
FUCKING
ALIVE
>http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go#
>only takes 2 hours for these threads to fill up
>>148774739
3 here
>>148774821
Yeah nah that's bullshit.
I exclusively walk when playing but if you're getting girls numbers on your first day out then you're not the type of person who had any trouble getting girls to begin with. Like you could have gone out without playing the game at all and still get their digits.
>>148774750
>Things that never happened
>>148774739
used to be 3, now 1.
>>148775168
That's the same for [Insert new popular game here]. They die off quickly. Normies will move onto something else.
>>148774750
holyshit this is great
>>148774739
3 an d 4
>>148774628
Literally every other province in Canada hates you. I've been to Montreal a few times now, unfortunately. Everyone there was incredibly rude.
>decide to buy a case for my phone
>go up to a woman
>Bonjour, English?
>Yes sir, I speak English
>Hello, I'd like to buy a case for my phone, its the samsung galaxy
>Okay sir, these are the cases we have available
>buy a case
>go sit down
>take it out of package
>barely fits on phone
>holes are in the wrong spot
>go back and tell her she gave me the wrong case, and if possible I'd like to get my money back, or at least swap it for a different case
>she doesn't understand me, and responds in french only
Too bad for that bitch my buddy spoke french. Got my refund. Everyone just ignores you if you speak English, fucking fake frogs.
>>148774859
You can't kick pokemon out of your own gym, chum.
Click to move when
Why don't any pokemon spawn if I keep logged into the app? I can only make pokemon spawn if I restart pokemon go every fucking time
>>148774750
was she hoT?
>>148774679
not seeing the Ok confirmation to move while playing
jesus christ what the hell happened in here
So there's no way to location spoof on a nonrooted phone?
>>148774859
I just beat the first one with a pokemon that has less CP but is stronger in type, then run away from battle.
easy 500+ points per fight.
>>148774821
I have a girlfriend, so I don't have to talk to strangers. If we split up, I'm fucking done for.
>>148774750
That must've been a nice dream anon.
>>148774912
that's not called being a cuck it's called being a human being you fucking loser
>>148774750
What was her CP?
>>148775405
Spoofers falselagging as butthurt walkers
I'm in Australia, where the fuck are the khangaskans
Someone, make a new thread already.
New thread where?
>>148775369
>spooffags have to sit at home and fap to trapshit while master race /fit/ walker alphas get laid on the daily
>>148775530
Finally the real questions being asked
wheres the new thread you faggots
>>148774302
You get a pokemon from incense every 5 minutes if you're standing still or every 200 meters if you're moving
>grinding out charmanders in a park but there's no pokestops nearby
>starting to run dry on pokeballs
fuuuuck man im so close to 125 candies too
>>148775601
But i walk to
>>148767698
They'll probably just hang out anyway you faggot.
>>148775601
Unless you get laid while feverishly running from pokestop to pokestop, you're full off poopoodoodoo.
is wiz khalifa our guy?
>>148775612
New Thread
>>148775618
>>148775618
>>148775632
BS. I was walking for 30 min with incense and got 4 mons from it
make a new thread RIGHT NOW or I will spoof over to your house and mess up your gyms
>>148774553
incense no lures yes
>>148775047
>That shit game is still going on?Barely, the Valencia update killed it. Made the gear grind even higher, while infinitely increasing the RNG. Completely made PvP pointless.
Eppu is still going strong. Thats true autism.
>>148775703
Women can detect inferior spoofcuck genes if only partially and will not fuck you if they sniff them.
>>148775369
No. Body was average, face was dopey as shit. I think she might have been mildly retarded. I'm worried she'll start coming by all the time now she knows where I live.
>>148775668
How often do the Charmanders reappear? Do you have to close your game and reopen to get them to spawn again?
It never occured to me to just keep chiling in a spot where I found a nice Pokemon, just waiting for it to reappear.
>>148775815
>Eppu is still going strong. Thats true autism.
Top kek.
Shame they didn't tone down gear advantage and RNG, game had potential. Oh well, it was fun for the 2 months I played and I enjoyed being the strongest DP Warrior on Orwen.
>>148775439
same anon
>>148775758
You should have gotten more than 6 if you were doing it right. Sorry man you suck.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4t5vu0/psa_incense_spawns_1_pok%C3%A9mon_every_5_min_while/
>>148775334
well thats anecdotal but not sure what to tell you.
>tfw no balls
>go to 4 stops to get balls
>each stop gives me 1 ball
its like the game is fucking begging me to spend money on their shit
if you leave your app open without incense will pokemon ever show up on their own?
Eagle Lake Park in Largo, FL has a TON of Dratini spawning right now.
>>148775732
>not spoofing
no
>>148775530
>>148775608
Road trip out west when?
>>148766445
Lol -.
>>148776219
sometimes you can get crazy stops that give you like 8 pokeballs and 2 great balls
>>148776219
>tfw no balls
The story of my love life
>>148766445
nigger
>evolve your poke
>get the shittiest move
Everytime
>>148776647
what level do you start getting great balls? Im level 9
>>148766445
Slick
Welp getting server issues again, it was fun while it lasted.
Who here is /spoofgo/?
Thank God the servers were so shit that I got pissed off for wasting time trying to get Pokeballs today. Already got 100+ pokeballs, reached level 10, and am having a blast.
>inb4 nintendrones spew their youll get a ban memes
>>148776330
How the fuck am I supposed to get there without getting softbanned?
In South Dakota right now
>>148766445
Not nice
>>148777404
I know that feel
wasted 100 gastly candy on a gengar with sucker punch and dark pulse
>>148778306
How do you know which ones have the best moves?
>>148772826
>boot spoof
wut
as in wait that long before opening the game agian?
>>148778607
It's a good atack + nice animation speed, basically the DPS. Confusion has a high damage but it's slow a fuck for example. While Psycho Cut is fast as fuck and throw de DPS through the roof. Also, fast atack is better for dodging.
>>148773634
its based on cell data usage, i think it's "number of times google is accessed through a cell data connection" or something really vague
it's why walmart/target parking lots and cell phone store parking lots are fucking lousy with pokes
>>148774739
>playing while driving
you are worse that spooffags