/pgg/- Pokemon Go General

>>148774212
>>148774049
>>148773726
>>148774908
>>148774669


Met some girls and got a new couple of buddies out of it. One of them is rich and he has his limo driver drive us around to catch Pokemon at different spots. So I'm pretty fucking good mate

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so is this the best way to play? just afk at ~3 pokestops and catch stuff?

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>>148775769

>using cheats in a casual mobile game because you're too lazy to go outside
lmao fuckin nerds

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place bets

hahaha just spend 6 pokeballs on a weedle and it ran away

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>>148775769

BAN WAVE NEXT WEEK CONFIRMED

BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!

>>148775618
I literally just made a new thread. Do I wait for it to sink?

>>148775769
>rich fag gets all the pussy
>anon sits in the limo catching pokemon

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Is there a way to location spoof on non rooted phones?

WASD movement is buggy as fuck, any fix?

>Rainer trick works
WOOP

lvl 17
1430CP VapeMon
>Water gun
>aqua tail

well my next best is 883. So eh I'll live

BANNED

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is wiz khalifa our guy??

why can i go from Minnesota to Australia without getting a soft ban as long as I change my gps before logging on?

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>find a blastois but can't get it because LOLSTILLGLITCHEDLMAO

kill me

>>148775938
Is there a buy to ban retards from this thread?

>>148775873
Where the fuck do you find Magikarp?
They're pretty rare where I am sadly

>>148775909
yes

>>148775873
ohhhh shit

1566

>>148775775
Until 20. Once you're 20 hatching 10km eggs while spoofing from pokestop to pokestop is the best way to get high end pokes.

What's the likelyhood of getting banned when using Nox with WASD?
How to reduce the chance of getting banned?
Do's and don'ts using Nox?

>>148775775
1. Find a good location like that.
2. Open up a map
3. Walk towards the whatever you want
4. repeat

>>148775873
1.6k

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

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So are these things spots or something?

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>>148776048
>Walk

>>148775994
near rivers and the sea it's pretty common.

>>148775967
it will respawn. had a venusaur ball glitch on me 3 times, had to restart each time until it finally caught.

only incense mon dont respawn.

>>148775946
? Water gun is great, and Aqua Tail is better than water pulse, dunno what you're saying "i'll live" about.

Nth for this game made me have sex with a girl who may have been legitimately retarded and wasn't even remotely attractive, out of a mix of pity and lust for anything female.

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Is it worth maxing this dude out?

>>148776089
spawnpoints

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>walking in 2016

>>148776110
>not getting laid
>>148775769

>>148776089
Where's that from?

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>>148776076
1697, gave him a little juice

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>find a haunter
>get excited as fuck
>16 cp

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>148776146
He's talking about the 3 paw range glitch.

>>148776226
No.

>>148776193
Vaporeon has ground attack as well which is GoAT Vaporeon

I'll live until I can get it

>>148775775
>tfw just want to do this in the comfort of my home but can't encounter pokemon without restarting pokemon go every fucking time

why is central park full of pincirs lmao

>>148776110
*Walk on nox

>>148775618
i know nothing of pokemon go but...
will this actually make you meet other people/strangers? can i make friends with this? tfw

>>148776260
D00d ebin

>>148776368
>why is the park full of bug type pokemon

gee timmy i dunno

>>148776226
From that low? No. You'll burn through all your stardust and he still won't be maxed for your level; let alone be anywhere close to maxed once you gain a few more levels.

>releasing the game in other countries
>radar bug still isn't fixed
FUUCK YOU I AM GOING TO SLEEP AND I EXPECT IT WORKING BY TOMORROW, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO PLAY FOR 2 DAYS

>Failed to log in.
aaaaaaaa

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>>148775769
whatever you say m8

Reposting from other thread.

Eagle Lake Park in Largo, FL has a TON of Dratini spawning right now. I've caught 3 in 5 minutes walking around here.

Reminder that every time you get soft locked today, it's Canada's fault.

>>148776425
yes
a lot of normies and autismos play it so you should be fine no matter how weird you are

Is it true it's better to raise pokemon from a low CP? Is it only true for low CP evolved pokemon?

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getting ERROR every time I try to catch a pokemon

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>>148776270
Nice one.

>>148776554
No. There's no reliable way to gain THAT MUCH stardust.

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When I was a kid in school I used to decorate like three-four pages long texts by reading them two or three and was able to recite them easily word for word. My father actually berated me because I used to perfectly repeat every commercial I saw on TV, even the verbose ones, and he hated that. I can't do that anymore but my memory is still exceptional for academia related things, even though it's garbage for things I simply don't care at all about, such as people's names or who they dated or some other gossip shit like that.

I'm also very good at impersonating and drawing patterns of behavior and consequently "figuring" people out because I quickly pick on their mannerisms and body language. I detect lies very easily due to this if I've been around someone for a while.

I also attended the best local law school that has a lot of competition without studying jackshit and I went through school and high school with sky high notes even though I barely even paid attention to the classes. It all felt just too easy to me. Whenever I had to make some kind of presentation, people were always overwhelmed and told me how I'm brilliant and whatnot, even though I'm very introverted in my daily life but when I went there in front of them I suddenly became someone else. A lot of teachers told me I was a natural born teacher as well. Also became fluent in english at the age of 11 completely self taught by playing solely Chrono Cross with a dictionary by my side.

I like to think I'm smart but I used to score 140+ in these online tests and this thread has made me anxious about it. I don't want to defy my comfy status quo and find out the truth. I'll always be the smart boy, r-right, /vpp/?

if you leave your app open without incense will pokemon ever show up on their own?

>>148775618
>tfw no balls
>go to 4 stops to get balls
>each stop gives me 1 ball

its like the game is fucking begging me to spend money on their shit

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STOP BOUNCING, WASD CONTROLLING IS IMPOSSIBLE

>poke map is already down

kek

>>148776425
Yes if you actually want to meet people, plus you can meet a lot of qt's this way
>>148776527
Screenshot?

>>148776634
this. anyone else experiencing this shit?

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>go for a walk
>servers on the fritz, kms wasted
>group of girls laughs at me because I'm so sweaty
>go to buy a drink because of the heat
>lost my wallet somewhere
>get mugged for my phone
>literally die from sunstroke on my way home

>Took my 3ds with me to do some ORAS breeding in server downtime at the local hotspot
>People laughed when I pulled it out
>The person sat next to me literally asked me why I was playing a kids game

I can't fucking take it.

>>148776713
>game's servers are slow as fuck
>expect a third party application that relies on them to work

wew lads so surprising.

INFOS FROM THE DATA DUMP ON GITHUB
- There will be an incubator that makes eggs hatch faster
- There will be a stronger incense
- Moving at least 200 meters every minute with incense active activates one encounter per minute
- STAB is 1.25
- Master ball confirmed
- New berries confirmed
- The number of time s you can upgrade a Pokemon depends on your level with the formula 2 + 2 * player level times
- The time between a pokemon jumping or attacking is fixed and varies with every pokemon

>>148776673
Yes but it happens very slowly and only if there are other go players in your area

>>148776715
>>148776551
woah. thanks guys

>>148776670
Someone mentioned that it nets them tons of HP yesterday, though. Was that a lie? Something about getting low CP Snorlaxes and pumping stardust into them to make them tanks.

>>148776847
Stab?

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How are you guys getting pokegfs out of this? I've been playing 2 days since launch and I've never so much as talked to any girl on her own. In fact, the only 2 women I talked to had bfs accompanying them and sort of just tagged along.

Oh well, at least I'm lvl 24 and have caught over 110 pokemons so I am well on my way to become a Pokemon master.

Question about incense and lures.

If everyone sees the same Pokemon in the overworld anyway, doesn't that just make incense a mobile lure?

>>148776810
man you spoofers are really salty about people playing the game by walking huh

>>148776847
>200 meters every minute
i'm bad with math. How many Km/h is that?

>>148776715
>>148776715
also is it normal to go around and play this game alone? or are people always in groups of friends or something

>>148776810
>try to go out at night to capture gyms and shit
>Pitch black
>2 mile walk into town
>Get to first intersection
>Car almost hits me on the shoulder of the road while going at least 70 in a 35
>Starts blowing his horn
>Turn 360 degrees
>walk back home

I could drive into town, but honestly driving feels like cheating

>>148777004
Same type attack bonus

>>148776970
If you've got a ton of Snorlax candy I don't think you're fucking sweating for better pokemon.

evolve high cp pokemon or low cp?

>>148777015
It's fake stories retard

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>tfw only picked Mystic for Articuno
>sick of these memes that the team gets and theres no representation of Mystic out here
>people are starting to catch up and all the gyms around me are level 7+ defended by 2k dragonites and snorlaxes
>spend all day taking gyms by myself only to have them get filled up with 4-600 CP mons under me and they get taken instantly
I like representing my team but it hurts not having anyone to help me out around here.

God I miss Harambe

>>148777037
.2 km, you dingus. Metric system is easy.

>>148777142
O-oh....ok sorry then.

>>148776425
You're pretty much guarenteed to meet other people while playing GO, especially if you hang out at pokespots with lures attatched to them.

Whether you can make friends with this is up to you. If you were already socially inept then GO isn't going to help you much.

>>148777037
12

>>148777142
This spooffag sounds jimmie rustled

>>148776713
>>148775967
>>148776464
>>148776078
>>148776473
>>148776740
>>148776634
>>148776846
C A N A D A

>>148777037
200 meters every minute is 200 * 60 = 12000 meters in an hour so 12 km/h

Which pretty fast since a casual stroll is about 6 km/h

>>148776740
banned

>>148777169
this desu

>>148777015
im sure youll find some single girls playing this eventually. have you been visiting busy gyms/pokestops?

>>148777187
It's 12km/h numbnuts

>>148777142
>It couldn't happen to me so it must be fake!

Just imagine if people talked about a common interest and ended up hitting it off.

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OH SHIT I JUST GOT THIS IN MAIL

>>148776878
No problem
>>148777052
Both can happen, although if you're alone you might seem creepy
>>148777141
it depends

>>148777232
what if they don't like me? :(

>>148777187
maybe you should invest in reading comprehension.

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>walking during the day with friends meeting people
>spoofing at night to avoid getting stabbed by niggers

>>148777032
pokemon spawns from incense is personal, they don't show up on other player's maps. lures can be taken advantage of by anyone

>>148777372
WE

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>stuck at work or at home
>check Pokemon Go
>shitload of rare pokemon in my area

>get off work
>go for a walk to catch pokemon
>nothing but Pidgeys, Weedles and Drowzees

every fucking time
seriously, does this happen to anyone else?

>Servers shitting themselves all day
>Couldn't go to any stops
>Down to 8 pokeballs

Guys this is starting to get to me

>2nd week Pokemon GO came out
>Go with my four other friends, riding around taking Gyms
>They all joined Instinct, I joined Valor
>Just sit around in the car, twiddling my thumbs waiting for Pokemon to show up while they get to take gyms together

PAID SERVICE TO CHANGE TEAMS WHEN?

Though this morning I took the spoofpill and I suppose it wouldn't be hard to just make a new account and catch up quick thanks to spoofing.

What do lads?

>>148777310
>have you been visiting busy gyms/pokestops?
Yes. I have actually gone to 5 different cities to find new pokemangs and search for good spots. The most crowded place I found was around a beach and I've been farming there for the past 3 days. Maybe I'm just a disgusting, gross or uninteresting looking person? Oh well.

>>148777408

Is that the only way Pokemon personally appear aside from your starter?

LVL 17
>Maxed Vaporeon
>1430 CP
>Cost 25 candies to evolve

>Maxed Parasect
>866 CP
>Cost 50 candies to evolve

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
>Select all images of Candy
fuck you google

>>148777462
What the fuck do you expect people to answer?

Honestly. Why ask the question?

>>148777518
You have to semi good looking m8.

>>148777497
>valorfags

lmao

>>148777052
most people go around in groups of friends when playing. nobody will give a shit if you're playing alone though.

>see 3 pokemon in car park of an actual gym near me
>drive there a few minutes before close so i don't look suspicious and it's just about empty
>group of women outside gym watching me
>server crashes so don't catch anything
>come home and buy some coins for incense
>two pokemon run away, app crashes twice after catching and just end up with two shit-tier pokemon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMh8GQnDW8

>kids ask me if I'm playing GO
>have to be friendly but disengage the conversation as soon as possible so it doesn't look like it was me who went out of my way to chat
Fucking PokeStop.

>>148775775
If you're lucky enough to get a spot like this. My area only had two places where 2 pokestops overlap, one is a church that doesn't want people idling there all day, and another is a 15 minute drive to a cemetary with nowhere to sit and no shade.

>>148777462
are you low level? if so, you might not see them yet

What's the best special for vaporeon to have?

>>148777585
How the hell am I supposed to know if I'm good looking?

What's the best place for Pokemon/Pokestops again? Santa Monica Pier? I'm starting a new account and want to get back up to level 20 again quickly.

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just caught this mother fucker


>has dragon breath and aqua tail

actually usable

>>148777595
ok cool

>>148777680
post pics

>>148777639
I fucking hate when kids see me and ask "what are you playing" like go away

>>148777680
Honestly, walk up to a girl and ask

Either that or post a pic

>Normies will be off to work tomorrow
>Kids will be off to school tomorrow
>Decreased server load
>No crowds at the pokestop

Who /neet/ here ready for a good Monday?

>>148777680
If you don't know if you're good looking, then you are bad looking. All good looking ladies and gents know that they are hot.

>>148777680
If you have to ask then you probably aren't or are just average

>>148777769
It's against the rules no?

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Is this ok for lvl 18?

>>148777549
do you happen to have autism anon?

>>148777680
Do girls check you out when you're out and about or approach you when you're at parties? Well done, you're attractive.

If not, sorry. Try lifting.

>>148777680
>girls think you're cute
>but you're also a manlet
fuck.

>>148777721

Those moves aren't going to stay when it evolves anon.

>>148777875
Do you plan on STAYING level 18 forever?

Then your level is irrelevant. It's not good. Get better.

>>148777680
faggot here, show me and I'll tell ya. I'm not into fuckbois so hopefully you look manly

>>148777794
>kids will be off to school tomorrow
Wait it's been a while since I've been in school. Isn't summer break 2 months?

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>>148777772
>>148777639
>using a social app designed for kids in a public area and getting uppity when people socialize with you

this is weaponised autism

>>148777794
I've never looked forward to a weekday this much.

>>148777794
its summer kids dont go to school retard

tfw neet for 4 months now and never want to work again but have to soon

fuck life

>>148777875
honestly under level 20 doesnt even fucking matter

>>148777808
>If you don't know if you're good looking, then you are bad looking. All good looking ladies and gents know that they are hot.
Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, I'm 26 and never had a gf or even held hands with one. I'm also possibly terminally autistic which is why I go out and catch pokemon for 5 hours or so every day.

>>148777910
>when you're at parties?
I never do this.

>>148777680
if you are good looking, you would have known by now

>install go
>it's shit
wow nice
maybe it would be playable if pokemon would bother spawning anywhere near me

>>148777875
No, you suck.

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Why does my game never update? Im spoofing the hell out of this place with 3 pokestops but I never encounter any pokemon except for the initial three when I open up the app. Seriously getting tired of this shit, first the servers fucking up and now this.

>>148777894
>someone calls you out for asking stupid questions you don't really want answers to
>in your impotent fury you try to hurt their feelings by asking yet another worthless question

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meanwhile I only get pideys and rattatas in my area

fml

>>148777093
People are always going to be sweating for better pokemon because the CP stops raising at level 30.

>go out looking for pokes in popular spots
>lots of guys much uglier than me have girlfriends, even cute ones at that
>literal fat nerdy neckbeard with fit girlfriend
>ugly fat niggers with girlfriends

How do I not have a girlfriend when a bunch of ugly fatasses do? I know for a fact I look better than them, they are literal 1/10's with 7/10 gfs.

>>148777967
>>148778007

UK kids have another week of school I believe.

As a girl gamer, stop approaching us. You guys always stutter when you talk and smell like you haven't showered in days. We're trying to catch pokemon, not virgins.

>>148777712
>>148777497
anyone who starts a new account at this point is going to be way behind the leveling curve. It takes like 500,000 xp to get from level 29 to 30.

>>148778014
honestly anyone under level 25 doesn't even fucking matter. you're not going to be competative in gyms outside of your podunk town/suburb

>>148777985
the majority of pokemon go players are late teens-30s, though

>>148777925
im 5'5 and have a 5'6 gf so you can do it anon

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I'm level 20 and this is my poke stock

>>148778096
Sounds like a personal problem, not one with the game there, mang.

>>148777938
i know. but my other dragonair has wrap and some other shit, shit i cant use vs gyms

>>148777985
>uppity
You misunderstand, I just don't want to look like a shota-smuggler.

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/spoof masterrace/ reporting in

>>148778054
>I'm 26 and never had a gf
Yeah, sorry bro. You aren't attractive.

Enjoy your game at least, don't let it stop you playing.

>60 pokemon evolutions on standby
>1 exp egg ready
honestly, if the servers shit them selves again, I'll just buy a new egg

>Land ball in middle of circle
>Don't get bonus
Okay
>Land ball in middle of small circle
>Don't get the Excellent
I fucking hate this god damn game

>Land curve ball
>No curve ball bonus
fuck you

>Get curve ball bonus
>didn't curve ball, just hit the pokemon on the corner of it's hit box
This game is the reason bad things happen. This game is responsible for BLM and the holocaust

>>148778162
The CP of pokemon you find in the wild stops at 30.

You can continue to raise them with candies and dust until you're 40.

>>148776672
Shut the fuck up, wow.

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>>148778260
/comfy masterrace/

this 3 footstep glitch is a pain in my urethra

>>148778192
>As a girl gamer

no you're not, don't kid yourself

>>148778197
>im 5'5 and have a 5'6 gf so you can do it anon
I don't care about a relationship. I'm way to anti social for that, I'm just interested in casual sex.

>>148778119
>Spoofing
>Whining about the game not working properly
Literally go fuck yourself.

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>>148778269
>Enjoy your game at least, don't let it stop you playing.
Oh, I will. I wanna be...the very best.

>>148778178
Because you're the kind of person who reduces people to scores based on physical attractiveness.

You're ugly on the inside and it repels people.

>>148778134
Yo, what is this? Link me?

Do creeks give water type pokemon?

Locations for spoofers to check out:
The Sahara Desert
Chernobyl and Pripyat
Mount Everest
Atlasov Island
McMurdo Station
Novaya Zemlya

FUCKING CANADA

GET OFF MY GAME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>148778464
want me to check out the moon too anon ?

>>148778129
so autism it is

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>>148778464
Looks like I will be flying by plane a lot these next days

>>148778370
having a gf pretty much is casual sex

and a pokego buddy

>>148778453
Most bodies of water, even ponds near gold courses seem to. If it's blue and in your map, it has water pokemon spawns.

>>148778452

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongodev/comments/4t80df/wip_pokemon_go_map_visualization_google_maps_view/

>>148778464
Most of them will have literally nothing since pokemon spawns are linked with cell phone data usage.

>/pgg/ is filled with people that unironically say ree and post pepe
whoa

>>148778309
Oh, well christ.

>>148778421
Fuck off faggot, literally everyone does this when explaining these things.

>>148778405
See >>148778178
I have constantly seen the ugliest motherfuckers around with girlfriends while playing this game. Unless you are a 300 pound whale then I have found looks don't matter at all. You don't have a gf because you are like me, you don't make an effort and you probably aren't good at social skills.

>>148778550
yes pls

>>148778624
go be a normie somewhere else

>>148778552
I wonder how much pussy you get being so witty.

>>148778192
> tfw /fit/ and confident
> white and non-virgin
> can chat up cuties ez

That said I don't think being a tranny counts, anon

>>148778624
reeeeee

What's the likelyhood of getting banned when using Nox with WASD?
How to reduce the chance of getting banned?
Do's and don'ts using Nox?

>just one more charmander for a charizard
AAAAAAAA I WANT IT TO BE OVER

>>148778178
you post on /vg/

>>148778502
haha, go shoot some more cops americuck

>>148778464
New spoofer here. How do you guys spoof to very far places exactly with getting the soft ban? I am playing it safe right now and just doing realistic spoofing.

>>148778593
It's not blue... isn't even on the Pokémon go map but it's on Google maps...

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>>148778691
>>148778730

>>148778178
>literal fat nerdy neckbeard with fit girlfriend
Imagine his personality, though. He must be a fucking bro.

>>148778738
dont be a retard and wait before teleporting long distance
do check out the settings to make the emulated device a different
do set your position in the gps BEFORE you launch pogo for the first time, its in sydney by default

>>148778773
My last gf was an /a/fag. Turns out she was a fragile mental lunatic, but still.

>>148778650
>I have constantly seen the ugliest motherfuckers around with girlfriends while playing this game. Unless you are a 300 pound whale then I have found looks don't matter at all. You don't have a gf because you are like me, you don't make an effort and you probably aren't good at social skills.
I'm not fat. I would post my pic to ask if I'm ugly or not but I don't wanna get banned. I get depressed every time I get banned from any board on 4chan because it's been my life since 2007. But I suppose you are right. People like me probably wouldn't know what to do with a gf due to my ineptitude at socialization anyhow.

I must resume my quest to become a Pokemon master now.

>>148778650
>Some cretin complaining that he can't find a woman in a fucking Pokemon thread
>Calling me a faggot

Reminder that the suicide rate for single men is five times higher than that of men in relationships. Enjoy your helium.

>>148778694
I'm gay anon, pussy don't interest me

>>148778192
use repel

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>have about 40 mons to evolve
>drive to a park, find a nice comfy spot with 3 or 4 stops accesible from a central location
>lure em all up
>diamonddick.tiff
>disgonebgud.bmp
>pop a lucky egg
>app instantly starts lagging, crashing and being generally unplayable
>Fight with it for over 20 minutes and when its all said and done ive evolved maybe 7 mons total and caught 2

EVERY FUCKING TIME. I'VE POPPED FOUR EGGS NOW AND THIS GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK SHIT HAPPENS EVERY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME FUCK YOU NIANTIC FUCK YOU NINTENDO THIS GAME IS AN UNPLAYABLE PIECE OF TRASH FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>148779009
>>>/r9k/

Take it there virgin

>>148778192
As a guy gamer, girls please stop staring at me then when I ignore you please don't walk into my line of sight/directly in front of me like 80 times. I'm not going to look at you. And when I talk out loud to my bros in a group of people, don't respond to what I say, I wasn't talking to or even looking at you.

>>148779067
True enough. You don't need to be smart to suck dick.

Why the fuck did they use some kind of dial-up sounds for pokemons? And knowing niantic, they will ban you for modifying sounds. Fucking retarded.
>tfw no KOFFING

See you guys in a month when this is hopefully somewhat playable

>>148779021
>getting upset over someone saying faggot on 4chan
You first.

>>148778464
>Sahara
Some good Pokés in the border towns like Marrakech, nothing to see inthe desert
>Chernobyl and Pripyat
Some claimed, some unclaimed Arenas. Few actual pokés and lots of space between stops
>Mount Everest
Nothing. Caught a Nidoran.
>Atlasov
Nothing at all
>McMurdo Station
an Arena and two Pokéstops, nothing special spawn wise
>Novaja Zemlja
Nothing.jpg

>>148779094
shut the fuck up jesus christ

>>148778421

THIS

>>148778178
Charisma is very important to women. Also you don't have to be handsome or fit to sexually please them (although being fit helps). It's more acceptable for men to be big and ugly. If you're dominant and assertive in the bedroom and know how to use your tongue and cock you can addict any woman to you. The list goes on, just be glad you're not a fat ugly female.

Daily reminder that there's no reason to be upset by spoofers because the whole competitive aspect of the game is broken anyway

>>148779094
i bet you also complain about normies playing pokemon

>tfw still can't log in
thanks

Why are we speeding out about women when this is a Pokémon general, talk about pokemon

>>148779094
fuck off retard.

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>>148779159
It's the original shouts ya goof.
Only 90s kids will remember

wtf are servers down again?

>>148779174

Look, if you want me to fuck you in the ass and relieve some of that sexual tension, you don't have to be so tsundere about it. Just make sure your boipussy is well maintained and be ready to pay me in rares once trading is implemented.

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>had to throw 8 berried ultra balls
>7 of which were "Great" throws

This game makes me sick.

>>148779009
I've held down several relationships, problem is they all approached me and that is not normal with girls. First girlfriend literally came out of nowhere and asked if I wanted to fuck.

In order to get girlfriends you need to get friends. Girls judge you based off your social circle. If you don't have one then you are done for. She also first has to get approval from her friends. If her friends don't approve of you then she will dump you.

Basically
>get friends
>learn social skills
>approach women

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>only one right way to play

>>148779468
I much prefer the original shouts over them saying their name over and over.

when are they going to fix the servers for arceus sake

it's so hard to make progress right now

>>148778284
Thanks 4 giggle

>>148778464
I have a better recommendation for spoofers.

KILL

YOURSELVES

>>148779468
I know, but it's not 1996 anymore, I mean they don't use sprites from the original games.

>>148779423
women ruin everything, you should have known this by now >>148777985

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>chilling at local park thats a pokestop
>only person there
>stop gets lured
>mfw

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R8 or H8 ppl

>>148779468
>You will never enjoy a comfy evening watching Ally McBeal and playing pokemon again

Is there any way to call a pokemon back from a gym?

>>148778192

As a guy gamer, go fuck yourself. I'm not here to communicate with the gender commonly known to be shit at video games. They have real common areas where people go for social interaction, I'll go there if I want it.

>>148778826
This

Should I wait till I'm lvl20 to hatch 10 KM eggs?

>>148779710
Weeb/10

>>148779737
Nope.

Spoof over with a second acc that's in a different team.

>>148779825

Eggs are set at the level you acquire them

So no

>>148778192
get yourself a big black bull to scare away those nerds

>>148779789
>As a guy gamer,

>>148779725
>Ally McBeal
Ungh, right in the underage feels
Poughkeepsie

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inb4 the first pedos abduct girls like this
it's like the perfect app for pedos

Guys im in sydney Australia, where the fuck are the kangaskhan

>>148779570
only the size of the circle matters, not if you get the bonus exp

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If people are unable to track, interest in this game will die down incredibly fast.

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>>148779710
>316x564

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>app finally releases in your country
>install it
>open it
>see this
What do?

So is this a bug or what, sub 30 cp pokemon instantly breaking out and escaping

>>148780129
>Doesn't realize i'm using an emulator

>>148780037
That's not what the post was about you imbecile. I know how the xp bonus works. I'm illustrating how bullshit the catching system is because it's EXTREMELY difficult to catch high CP versions of the starter pokemon.

>>148777530
They didn't really think the whole thing through.

Similarly,
>catch a rare Pokemon
>it's weak
>can't power it up because you need candy and it's rare
>common shit ends up being useful because you can feed it candy all day

>>148780140
you got banned

>>148779897
Really? Other anons said the rng seed happens when you hatch them not when you acquire them.

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Now that the game is out in Canada, should I switch over from apk to the official app? Would I uninstall the apk or will it just download over the software? I don't want to lose all my progress just cause I pulled a dumb move

>>148780140
SPOOFERS FUCKING REKTED

>>148780037
size of the circle has nothing to do with sucessful captures. all it does is gives you a bonus if you pokeballs hits within the circle, the smaller the circle the bigger the bonus.

>>148780140
you aren't banned the servers are just being shit

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Bets.

>>148778192
>As a girl gamer

OPINION

DISCARDED

>>148780242
your progress is saved on your acc not your device
thats why spoofing works

>>148780291
1635 charizard

>>148780241
They're wrong. It's been proven by people waiting to hatch their 10km egg they got at like level 2 until they got to level 20.

They got extremely low CP stuff.

>live in the middle of nowhere due to circumstances
>drive out to a nearby village, so backwater and isolated I suspect they wouldn't even know what an "internet" is
>local post office is a gym, it's held by a CP 1200+ Pidgeot
What the actual fuck. Did one of these hicks figure out how to run the game on a rotary phone?

how long do I have to wait for the map to load?

>>148780291
WHERE ARE YOU CATCHING THEM?

>>148778192
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>148780291
900, then 1600.

>>148780394
Could just be bad luck. I've been holding out, but only 1 more lvl to 20 so whatever.

>>148780209
Is that actually the reason?
I installed the apk hours earlier if that means anything

>>148780520
It's not bad luck, the same thing happens with squirtle and bulbasaur. They're abnormally difficult.

>>148780402
Obviously a spoofer went over there to hold the gym forever

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>>148779710
>super strong dragonite
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>148778192
W-we don't want to catch pidgeys everyday, but that's w-what we do!

>>148780609
yeah, the prolly caught on to your account using a unofficial apk, happened to

>Chattanooga aquarium
>go to seahorse exhibit, horsea spawns
>go to jellyfish exhibit, tentacool spawns
Must just be coincidence, but still weird as fuck.

>>148778192
(you)

>>148780660
It has a shit move thou. I'll be farming a few others until i get one with dragon breath.

>>148780649
If I were to spoof, I'd probably do just that. What are the fucking odds this place is ever going to be contested? You wouldn't want to hold gyms in the middle of New York, you'd want the ones lost as far as possible in the countryside.

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>>148780715
well fuck

>>148780753
How do you even farm dragonites?

>>148780643
I'm not sure how that matters. Wrong post?

>>148780892
Machado lake.

>>148780790
There should be a Gym on top of Mt. Everest.

does my progress from my phone not continue over onto nox or bluestacks?

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how many candies does it take to fully evolve a pokemon? and should you wait until you have all your candies to evolve to the final stage?

Is it safe to spend pokecoins at the Shop when spoofing?

>>148780972
Correct. Wrong post.

>>148781005
Did you login with the same account?

>>148780981
Are you spoofing?

>Find a Bulbasaur
>Throw berry + ball
>Game freezes
Fuck this

>>148779710
>not 1 of his leading 12 mon are gym assigned

I mean...theyre strong but...whats the point if you dont use them? I will never get spoofers.

>>148779593
Add like 200 more people.

>>148781005
It does. The game still asks you your birthday when you open it for the first time on a device, for whatever reason, but once you hit login with google or whatever you'll be good.

>>148781069
Yeah.

Anyone else unable to log in at all?

nothing pops out anymore after spinning the poke stops :(

I still haven't found a safe and inconspicuous way to catch Pokemons while driving, please advise

>>148781035
Yeah. If you get banned you can just ask for a refund.

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>500+ CP Zubat
Nope.

>>148779667
tell that to Pokemon X and Y

servers fucking shat themselves again

>>148781163
Servers are shit. Every time I try to battle or catch pokemon the game fucks up. So i've been farming pokestops and hatching eggs today since that the only thing that works.

>>148781013
Depends on the Pokemon. For Weedle/Pidgey/Caterpie, it's 12 + 50. For most two-stage Pokemon, it's just a 50. For anything that takes 25 on the first evo (Nidoran, Dratini, starters, etc), the second evo is 100. Magikarp takes 400.

Yes, wait, because you might level up and catch a better one before then.

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>>148781317
What a fucking waste.

>local booze store is a pokéstop

>>148780981
stop giving away the location holy fuk

>>148781315
>Team stinkbait

Anyway how does this map thing work? I can get it to run just fine but how do i view the map?

>>148781376
Even pokestops are fucking up for me, 100% of the time "try again later"

>>148781340
I really should just do something else until midnight or something, but I can't stop myself from fucking checking back every few minutes.

>>148781443
I meant I'm not even gonna bother. That is 10+ lost balls waiting to happen.

>>148781598
Same here. Jesus fuck I'm addicted.

>>148779697
R U N
U
N

Anybody have a Gengar in here?

Is he any good in this?

Should I grind for him?

Do Ghastlys usually spawn at night?

When you put a Pokemon in a Gym it's just stuck there forever until another team beats you, yeah? I can't like... fight my own gym and replace my own Mon on top or anything?

>>148781576
Look at the command prompt, it says "running on [IP address]". That IP address is probably 127.0.0.1, it's your local host. Open that in your browser. The command prompt will then show it loading at various speeds, depending on how many steps you chose for it. Ten steps has it going 2.5% at a time, I think two steps has it going 12.5% at a time. More steps = larger distance and longer to load.

>>148781589
>100% of the time "try again later"
If you see try again later then you got the items. If you restart they will be purple.

>>148781607
I know. I meant it was a waste of a high CP pokemon. If that were anything useful the arc on the CP would be maxed.

is anyone else having trouble catching pokemons? they keep running away after the first pokeball, also my poke stops aren't giving me anything.

>>148781740
no
yes
yes
yes

>>148781760
yes

>>148781607
So how do you catch zubats anyway? My first one did cost me around 10 balls, I was happy to only waste 4 of them on the second one.

>>148781775
I see thanks.

>>148781815
soft ban

>>148781815
You got soft banned

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>>148780892
Just go to any golf course

Starting the game. Should I make a male or a female trainer?

>tfw rolling a female trainer and then try to socialize with normals

>>148781821
Ok, thanks!

I fucked up, was planning on going to instinct but chose valor because of dick

>Failed to login

Here we fucking go away god fucking dammit

>tfw your significant other only plays when you're at work and can't go with them

>>148781790
500 CP is not high at all at later levels. You shouldn't even bother evolving base pokemon unless they are high 600s.

Is there any reason my Pokemon caught locations are all blank rectangles now instead of actual map locations?

Are region exclusives a thing?
leddit says they are.
some anon yesterday said it was debunked.

>>148781845
>Catching zubats
Literally the only pokemon i ignore.

>>148781967
500CP for a zubat is almost off the charts.

>>148782003
they are

>>148781956
She's getting attention from 20+ nerds a day flirting with her. She's probably even flirting back if they're cute enough.

Enjoy, you cuck.

What is this forced curveball shit?

>Main is on Victory Drive, farming birds and worms between 6 pokestops
>Sign out, get on alt, check out Central Park for a bit
>Sign out, set GPS back to Victory Drive, sign into main
>Still shows Central Park
Holy fuck I forgot to click OK. But I signed out immediately, and when I got back out at Victory Drive I wasn't softbanned. Am I in the clear?

tldr; Remember to click OK when setting your GPS, fellow spoofers.

Which app are you guys using to change gps?

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What if it's not a server issue? What if it's something else entirely? Since Go has been out, it's already bringing thousands of people together from around the world. People of different races andv all kinds of cultures and backgrounds. I've seen stories already about how it's already helping people with their anxiety, depression, PTSD, autism, and antisocial behavior in general. Everyone is out there, or was out there, having a great time and getting along. Then the servers started fucking up (more than usual) and more new bugs came out of nowhere. Compare that to what else is going on in the world and in the states right now. People are fighting and protesting, people are getting killed and it's generally pretty bleak. Having this many people united over something so innocent and getting along is a pretty different narrative. Could it be that the game is getting shittier on purpose because it's everything against that narrative? Maybe they want people to get fed up with the game and quit, maybe they want this game to go away because it's the only good thing going on right now, not just good, but amazing. I know this sounds stupid but just think about it.

And an extra bit of blog for you, maybe this is what the game was talking about when it mentioned the great Pokemon war. Maybe the people understood what was happening and decided to fight it, fight for the right to be happy and united instead of pissed off at each other all the time. Maybe we're reliving the games at this very moment. It would certainly explain a great deal. Or maybe Niatics servers are just bunk and they're all incompetent. Guess we'll find out in a few weeks and see if there's any improvement or not.

((Not to mention the very first NPC in the game is a fatass spoofer that can't play his game anymore and is finally forced to go outside, and all he can talk about is how great technology used to be.))

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>>148781971
Like this. It has been going on for 2 days.

>>148781889
>>148781893
GG i guess

>>148782131
they're a guy