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http://www.gosugamers.net/
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livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
FIRST
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ!
OOOHH FUGGG :--DDD
1st for sheever is bae
>Miracle choke
>nolans being nolans
THE
FUN
ENDS
HERE
>honeypot lans this close to TI
Ti5 All over again
>h0neylans in charge of carrying a game
Is there a more forced caster than kotlguy
>the farm have finished
every time
>build void MOM
>win
DOTARDS???
SUAMI IS DOING IT
SUAMI WIN
>fly tps n0tail into a bad spot getting him killed
>miracle dies with no buyback
LEL N0TAIL XDDXD
BINLAND :DDDDDDD
>>148755094
shh the jew will hear
mirana aghs is a meme
>>148755208
Ur life is a meme
>>148755208
I agree.
It's better just to go Midas Maelstrom MKB.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLH-sJNk9Gc
did bts seriously make a video out of the 'imagine if aliens found dota 2 blabla 5 ks are billionares' copypasta?
a-are we alive now
honestly, when are they going to kick this shitter? They should've went to open quallies.
>>148755208
a 1200 dmg burst meme
>>148755317
HE HAS STRONG MEMES XD
also he can play easy low impact heroes
>>148755298
Trash build. Don't do this in games above 3k.
>vessaveli
>>148755208
>not building aghs on GoodLuna
shaking my head to be quite honest with you family member.
>>148755208
>Literally just press 1 button to clear 1 wave with low cd and mana
>is a meme
>honeypot lan
What did they mean by this?
>>148755402
There is no good Mirana build.
Items can't make a bad hero good, see:
Doom, Storm Spirit, Sniper, Chen, QoP, Razor, Lone Druid, and all the other unmeta heroes.
an enjoyable human caster
Who ready for the real tier 1 Summit?
>>148755279
>>148755298
>>148755335
>>148755458
>>148755462
hello???
i didnt say its a bad meme
stop assuming things gulag
>>148755616
hey newshit, when "x is a meme" it's implied that x is shit. If you can't handle the intricate /d2g/ jargon then maybe you should go back to you know where.
>>148755810
wooow but memes are supposed to be good?????
why are you a big mean faggot anon?
>>148755575
>no liquid
>no OG
>no wings
y-yeah that's some tier 1 shit there xD
>>148755569
>I saw kotlguy drink water once, there's no way he isn't a regular human
-LD
quickly post what youre listening to right now
you better tell me you mute the stream until after draft finishes unless its ppd casting
https://soundcloud.com/factmag/last-japan-harca-tom-e-vercetti-remix
OPPA
DONDO
MAN
MIDA
DONDO
hahaha le OPA dendi XDDD
LE GOOF FACE MAN SO FUNNEH XD XD XD
>>148756161
haha me too
The Kotlguy robot meme is one of the best d2g has given birth too desu
>>148755932
I'm big and mean indeed qt c'mere
WHY THE FUCK DOES DENDI THINKS HE IS FUNNY?
HE IS LITERALLY A MAN CHILD, SO OBNOXIOUS THAT IS JUST SAD
just one question /d2g/
any good terrorblade games the past few days
>>148756218
sorry anon, i dont like dick
maybe try with one of the animeposters?
Seriously, how much is nintendo paying everyone to shill their shitty game?
Or is it just google with their data mining pushing it?
>>148756212
I agree.
>>148756212
FUCK OFF DAKOTA STOP FORCING YOURSELF HERE TOO
dendi knows the law of the honeypot
>>148756212
That's not even top5 /d2g/ memes man, fuck off to reddo.
>>148755569
>>148756315
How's your roid charges doing
>>148756280
> i wasn't catching games i was catching pokemans
Fucking dendi, why is he not going on tirades about his favourite anime!!!!
>>148756212
agreed
>>148756280
>be man child
>get money and worldwide adoration for it
you'd be smug as fuck and laughing your way to the bank too
>>148756280
But that was funny as fuck. Your faggotness is showing.
>>148756427
HAHAHAH HE SAID TWITCH EMOTES OUT LOUD AND MADE A FUNNY FACE XDDD
>>148756367
Name 5 d2g memes better than kotlgoy is human you literal 3k shitter.
>>148756345
I SAID C'MERE BOY
DO NOT OPEN THIS
>>148756521
KAPPARINO DONDORINO LOL
DOTARDS?
What's with the Dendi haters?
>>148756562
open THIS
>>148756315
gimmick posters best posters
>>148756562
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>148756561
but im a big hairy man and theres no way im letting you near my pudge shaped body
>>148756623
>>148756708
people above 18
keep your fucking cancer to twitch, go spam bulldog's chat if you feel an urge but leave this website for good
>>148756562
I fear for his lungs and spine.
>>148756623
>sonyggers and anti-shills are STILL furious and insane about Pokemon GO's unparalleled success
I don't even play it
But
You
Are
STILL
Say it
With me
SO.
FUCKING.
MAD.
>>148756708
Dendi is exactly like a generic shonen anime/manga, people don't really hate him or anything but, his fans are in the vast majority, a pack of insufferable faggots and that's enough to hate the whole system, I would say.
How do i reach 4k?
>>148756623
do you have this one pic but the Luna and another one with venge?
>>148757059
Learn more than one fucking spell.
>>148756558
Not him but you've got one right there >>148756562
>>148757050
thats a big pizza
Whydo people not pick AXE against huskar?
He has dunk to hurt him when low, he has the pure damage spin, and he has blademail which will retairn the burning (physical) damage.
Reminder that all posters who dislike dendi are giga cuckold swedes until proven otherwise
Remember that swedes cannot stand Slavs
Reminder that Slavs are based and our right wing guys ergo swedes who are reddit incarnate leftist SJWs cannot stand them
Do not underestimate the lurking swedecucks here.
Why do you think alliance fancucks magically appear?
>>148756950
Hello there Lebanon, I see you've changed the shitposting ground.
>>148757059
t. plays 1-2 games a day
lose your fucking job or college and play the fucking game already
>>148757059
>>148756950
Isn't this meant to be a thread in /v/ instead of a post in d2g?
>>148757059
you click literally 4 hotkeys for 4 spells in a non retarded way and move your hero with your mouse
>>148757041
So you're TRYING to hate him. Got it.
>>148757214
for you
NO BAN
>>148757223
>burning (physical) damage.
lol
>no ban
ahah why woudlnt you ban the axe you fucks
>>148757284
is merloobi finally going to get disowned by his parents for being a fag
>>148757253
>People assblasted about Pokemon on d2g
>Not calling them out as the shibbolethed demographics they are
>>148757356
meme supreme
>>148756623
>Picking Timbersaw into AA
Kuroky is a complete hack
What an outdraft
>>148757284
nice more memes i love memes
>>148756931
lol can't evn use the computer or it will burn
haha
This draft is a meme for the ages
>>148756623
fuTA~
>this draft
Holy shit. TL wins. What was OG thinking?
>>148757419
This man is a REAL master trole.
>>148757104
>>148757608
t. draft expert
How in the world does Terrorblade do so much damage early on?
>EU falling apart due to member schism and constant religion of peace attacks of their millions of precious refugees
G-good thing I've got dota to distract me
this is a honeypot
why would sOmelans try to win a honeypot
>let's send axe against timber guys :--DDD
what did they mean by this
>>148757853
Thank God Secret is an NA team.
>>148757828
lmao 2 ult
2 ult!
Who are the casters?
>>148757828
have you ever read the numbers on metamorph?
ITS TERRORBLADE TIME
>>148757951
it's a Turkey team, hence EU team
GOOD
TEMPO
HERO
>>148757853
>based /pol/bros triggering the dotards
Almost as based as this OG draft
>>148757990
Why is Skywrath so shit and rarely picked and terrorblade picked so much, Alice?
>>148757956
hes got 3 ults tho
>tfw you are cucked into staying up late in order to win 4chan discussions against americans
it's just not fair bros
>>148758000
>Turkey
>EU
How do you stop mämmi?
>>148757104
>>148758146
See >>148758043
Keep up the quality posts!
>>148758020
this image is triggering
delete this
>>148758043
so its shitty and gamelosing? dotards?
This dendicast is pretty fucking good.
>>148758146
>up late
>21:21 in the civilized world
?
>>148758292
can't wait for the pros to retire and replace these awful casters, literally 0 good casters currently
>>148758303
>tfw BASED /pol/bros call out shitskins on d2g
Almost as BASED as Axe instakilling a huskar who ults him with blademail.
>>148758156
overdose oN ES
> matoomba is triggered
lmao DONDO
>>148758303
>Implying they have finished
We're just getting started lads
epic
Esports ruin generals
>>148758584
esports are literally the reason this board exists you fucking retard
>>148758584
>actually playing this shit game
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148758561
what if cucktrox got ported into dota
would he be not shit then?
>>148758584
t. blogging shitskin
>miracle on a non scaling hero
ruh roh
>>148758584
>gameshitters
lmao
>Deciding game
>DUDE JUST PICK TERRORBLADE LMAO
I feel like pros dot his a lot
>>148758720
>based /pol/brother showing the subhumans the real deal
Almost as based as Huskar surviving on 20 HP and wiping teams in fights
>>148757419
but we werent talking about pokeman goetfw no pokemon near my house
>>148758720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28
Just a guy who hates esports
but am also a footfag for windrunner
>>148758884
joke's on you uk is still full of muslims
>>148758884
ANGLO ALLIANCE WW AT
>>148758713
First time I actually read this in fullIt's pretty good
>>148758884
Quick, we need more /pol/ in this general!
Almost as much /pol/ as Timbersaw's networth after a good start.
>>148758884
Isn't Farage all about importing pakis?
>>148758884
>tfw Norway
post barefoot heroes
>>148759104
your meme is shit
>non-anglos
>non-whites
I am left shaking my head
>>148759120
>tfw farage is all about importing pakis
Almost imports as many pakis as Voi imports chronos.............
>>148759120
farage is about winning a campaign based on lies and then resigning because he can't face his responsibility
literally a faggot
>>148759283
Meh, props to him for getting out of EUSSR, I think that was his only goal, but they're still importing pakis which is fucked.
>>148759283
mad remaincuck?
farage said hed resign over a decade ago if brexit happened
millenial faggot detected
>>148758963
>5% of population
>full
?
>OG getting Huskared
feels good
>>148759437
>>148759283
>>148759268
>>148759248
>>148759221
>>148759185
>>148759120
>>148759104
>>148758985
>>148758963
>>148758910
>>148758884
DOTA 2
HEHE GOOD JOB JANNY
DONGFFX FUCK YOURSELF
how the fuck did OG lose that fight
I
WANT
MOMMY
I
L
K
>/pol/cucks itt
>>148759437
The problem is the people in charge of said EU are the exact same people in charge of the UK
>esports going on
>d2g has officially become /pol/
Dangit, and here I wanted to see some dota discussion and memes from my fellow dotards and memesters.
>Brits infinitely less cucked than members of the Union of yuropeon cuckolds
>b-b-but they're still not perfect yet
The point is you're a shithole 10000x worse
Enjoy your terrorist attacks
You earned them
>it's yet another na'vi losing to both the finalists episode
at least they beat some teams before they met liquid this time
>>148759619
what place does this post have on d2g
watch the game you retard
>>148759673
Why are you posting about esports in /pol/?
This is /pol/, right? Not d2g?
>>148759739
it has a picture of zai
>>148759578
Oh yeah, definitely. The disgusting thing is that none of these people have ever explained why some bankster jews can't make trade deals between countries WITHOUT influencing internal politics of sovereign nation.
In any case, race war soon, gas the niggers etc
Eww, /pol/ is leaking again
>>148759619
>country infested by mudslimes and niggers literally sweden v 0.9
>less cucked
lmao how is the BIN ThAT KNIFE project going richard
>>148759619
FUNNY ISNT IT
>he gets mad when the grown ups discuss world politics
sorry for invading your safe space NEETS
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>tfw no janitor
Guess this is /pol/ now. And here I thought I was on d2g all along.
>buy no hp
>get 100 to 0'd by timber's combo
>>148759851
Just go to /pol/ (you)
You guys enjoying this match of Dota 2?
>>148759851
>he thinks he's a "grown up" for posting shitty /pol/ memes in a thread about video games
>>148759906
arcane rune timbersaw is ridiculous
>it's a 'brain damaged yurocucks think people post farrage to be pro-uk rather than anti-eu' episode
yuros never ever learn
>>148759851
>grown ups discuss world politics
>x cuck cuck cuck
LMAO KEK KEK
good discussion
>>148759619
> infinitely less cucked
> actual MUSLIM mayor in capital
ayyy
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40
>>148759972
No, but I certainly am enjoying my incredibly intelligent discussion with fellow incredibly intelligent /pol/brothers.
Aghs on Void is shit btw, Octarine is literally better in every way.
>>148760042
hes agnostic
>>148759980
>timbersaw is ridiculous
fixed that for you anon!
>Tournament in America.
>Thread is filled with /pol/ spam.
This has been happening for like 12 months now.
Americans fucking cant talk about DOTA 2
>>148759851
wait i'm confused, are you seriously referring to /pol/kids as 'grown ups'? lul
>>148760016
Insanely assblasted redditor/yuros detected
>>148760016
Only SJW and cucks dislike the term cuck
>>148760016
lmao @ this cucked neet turbovirgin
why don't you post some anime in response, to feel better
>>148760091
>incredibly intelligent /pol/brothers
>>148759819
This is nearly as bad as the time when /csgog/ was having an argument on whether the earth was flat or not during the final of their equivalent of TI
Is ASSERTING DOMINANCE the new caster meme phrase?
>>148760163
>2(two) (you)'s for one post
cuck detected
>>148760130
Why would they talk about it?
They'd only humilliate themselves, knowing how shit their teams are.
>>148760091
>Aghs on Void is shit btw, Octarine is literally better in every way.
>/pol/tards think people still build aghs on void in 6.88
>>148760163
(you)
>>148760130
More like we only post when the thread is alive aka during the main hours of The Only Nation That Matters
>>148760130
What are they going to talk about?
Their scene is dead and most of the best """"american"""" teams are just full of europeans.
>>148760206
Shhh, I'm ironically posting, concealing myself as one of these "highly intelligent /pol/brothers" to blend into d2g I MEAN /pol/. Because this thread is basically /pol/ at this point since there are no jannies to enforce rule 3.
Also I think OG has lategame.
> godz makes a joke
> "dondo us casters aren't very clever"
> grant and his bitchboi ego immediately take offense
grant is an aspie
>>148760130
this honeypot tournament is a fucking joke that no one cares about, TI6 is in 2 weeks
might as well shitpost
>>148760208
csgog is just goodd2g though
Is it a good idea to have an alch mid with a naga safelane?
>>148760348
>>/pol/tards think people still build aghs on void in 6.88
Mind_control or someone did it just last night dude
>>148760436
grant is fucking obnoxious and cringy as fuck
i dont know why d2gulag let alone ANYONE likes him
>>148760530
Yeah that's what I was referring to. It was already won, but in a game that isn't already won, Octa is SO much better. It's like Icefrog didn't even think when he nerfed it
why build diffusal this game?
what does it give him that's really needed besides some damage?
>>148760341
>>148760405
>moonmeander on og
>arteezy, ee and bulba on secret
>blitz coaching liquid
>>148760504
csgog is garbage
>>148760559
>cringy
reddit shibboleth
why did OG pick miracle AXE?
>>148760484
>>148760356
>Muh honeypots
>post yfw EG prove themselves to have been a one patch team that only pulled a win out of the enemy's tilt and get 16th at TI
>>148760559
>cringey
>>>/reddit/
>>148760517
Is the alch going to go for the retard naga build?
In that case don't do it.
If he builds strong early game I wouldn't say it's the worst thing ever
>>148760559
eh I think he's playing the "smug NA dotard" part with the arrogance and shit. Same shit with fear, charlie yang, rtc, mason, etc. they all behave the same way.
>>148760418
> OG has lategame
Dondo disagrees
>>148760484
Fuck off to s4s or your favorite subreddit then.
Fucking tired of normies treating the site as the place to dumb the posts that ownt get upvotes inr eddit
>>148760648
>>148760689
>saying cringy is now reddit
you doturds really like to eat shit dont you
Where did the /pol/iticians go? Aren't they here in d2g to discuss /pol/itics?
Also I think OG's gonna win.
>>148760559
Grant is the closest thing to James left in the scene.
>>148760517
below 5k mmr, yeah
above 5k, no. If you do it anyways go armlet, solar crest on alch.
THE DUNK FROM THE THREE POINT LINE
>>148760856
Probably went to jerk off to Milo or something
>>148760654
counter to timber. call disables spells, spins do pure dmg and dont proc reactive armor.
>>148760658
how was eg a one patch team? they got top 3 at pretty much every lan they participated in up until arteezy left.
>>148760852
"cringy" has always been a reddit word
>finished my 3 LP victories
feels pretty good winning one of those games as medusa even though my team was feeding
>>148760920
Never, ever write those words again if you what's good for you
>>148760559
baka euros
>>148760852
there is almost always a post or two from the "Cringe" subreddit that is never cringey
>oh no! someone said something that may be misconstrued by oversensitive people! CRRRRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNGEEEEEEEEEE
>>148760940
lmao what the fuck was that.
>>148761012
t. cucked james
Holy shit, what the FUCK is up with all these redditors?
> omg you're posting this here because no upovtes for you
> omg here's how "cringe" subreddit works
fuck off
>>148761162
its just the whole guy not the 1 or 2 things he says
>>148761361
>falseflagging with the reddit boogeyman
?
>>148761409
what does he do thats cringey?
Timbersaw is a fucking mid hero that plays out like OLD fucking hyper carry hero. That shit can go to 70 minute and still be insane threat alone, like old carry heroes used to be.
What the fuck is this OG/Liquid game?
>>148761506
he has opinions on stuff and isn't a robot like my favorite human caster KOTLguy
>>148761506
as i said its not the things he says, its how he carries himself, his manner of speech
it just sounds really fucking forced
>>148761509
Timbersaw is literally invoker tier broken
>>148761506
Not him but thee whole BTS "panel" is cringey awkward autists that remind me ofmyself
LMAO DAMAGELESS VOID
>fata in charge of hitting spells
>Sunder Huskar
>Still die in what is a 1v1 essentially
HMM??
Time Walk is such a joke fucking spell, How does Icefrog think this is balanced at all?
>>148761509
>hyper carry
?
>everybody dies
lmao
dondo what a qtpie
vroom vroom
>>148761524
That's neo-dota2 for you!
Manaless blinks! Pity runes! low cd cheap TPs! more FREE gold per second! A R C A N E meme! Retard-proof items! Hero bounties!!
>build no damage items on terrorturd
>lose 1v1 to huskar after sunder
LOL
>le robot tarzan of great armor and pure damage
>>148762054
It's just two meme retard teams running at each other over and over again.
Is calling players by their in-game color instead of name NAdota culture?
Any dank WebM's for this Summit?
>>148762110
yes
>mobile as fuck
>tanky as fuck
>deals tons of damage
too strong
>>148762110
based NAdota
>>148761883
That's big meme n0lans for you. He is just a-clicking with that hero. If miracle was on tb and h0neylans on axe this game would be over.
christ this game is intense.
>>148762110
Yes, also whining in broken english "this games actually awful" every time you die
>>148761883
terrorblade had to go for an aegis way sooner than he wanted to so his dps is lacking.
>>148762110
its a dota1 thing but yea happens more in nadota
>>148762145
beesa waving
someone post it
>>148762238
for sure. fear and arteezy ruined na pubs in that regard.
>>148762243
>aegis
did you mean bkb senpai
>void can't even kill an ET in one chrono 47 minutes in
LE
EPIC
VLADS
DIFFUSAL
BUILD
>>148762145
Moo's girlfriend massaging Grant's back
>>148758884
>poland
>muslims
>>148762408
whopsitoots
>>148762110
yeah, that and "FCUK THIS GAEM"
>>148762449
Don't fucking start this shit again, I swear.
>>148762110
they do this in CS:GO as well
>>148762424
ET is a pretty big guy though.
>>148762424
>can't even hit 4 times in the time it takes axe to TP
NICE
BUILD
MY
FRIEND
based miracle 9k mmr for proing his way out of that one amirite
>be damageless void
>do no damage
>build bkb so they cant nuke you while theyre getting tickled
>Casters think they know more about DOTA 2 than Dendi.
You know the biggest issue with the brightening of the map is that you can't see certain particle effects nearly as well. Juggernaut's ward radius is really hard to see against the new lightened map, same with Elder Titan stomp radius.
I miss when void could go MoM, Daedalus, Mjollnir and Butterfly (And sometimes even Battlefury) and just obliterate heroes inside chrono... Now he's just a crappy offlane disableFUCK.
Trying to do do a 5 month nofap, help the urge is consuming me and it's been only 2 days
>>148762797
Well Dendi is always playing the le dumb character so I think its ok
>>148762876
he can still go for all those items
>>148762886
bruh the science is clear, dont do nofap, just stop masturbating more than once a day and stop watching porn, or atleast stop watching hardcore stuff.
easy access to more and more hardcore porn throughout your childhood has numbed you.
oh, and get rid of death grip on dick, then you're gucci
>>148762876
you can still do that though
>go safelane void
>build battlefury/mjolnir
>farm the fuck up
>win game because you are a hardcarry with farm and DAMAGE
>dragged him through the chrono
L O L.
>meme_control
>>148762886
I think you posted in the wrong board, my friend.
>build 0 damage
>miss chrono
>lose the game
:--DDDDDDDD
>one bad chrono
>lose
that's void lategame for you.
>>148763051
>death grip
what did he mean by this?
mind_controlshanghaimajor.webm
>>148762886
not fapping proves to make your dick smaller not kidding here
do it for future him or her
>>148763201
i guess its gripping your duck really hard, i dont know thouh
redpill me on this
>>148763173
He hasn't gotten a good chrono in like 20 minutes now
Because he literally does nothing with those chronos
>>148762886
Just fap man, try not to make it the highlight of your day though.
what a retarded way to lose a game
>>148762886
Nofap is retarded
Basically what >>148763051 said. Fap without porn.
D I R E C T
I
R
E
C
T
INVITE
Why do you still doubt him?
>liquid shit
Can someone explain the no damage void meme?
Do they want to lose games? I don't get it
GET FUCKED FINNSHITS
HAHAHA
MONGOLS UP IN FUCKING FLAMES
>FATArd
nice plays lmao
Liquid so fucking shit LUL
That was a fun warmup for OG. Now to crush the chinks.
>>148763380
Tbh not fapping for say 3-5 days and then fapping feels really good though.
>>148763358
if you grip your dick too hard during fapping you end up desentizing yourself making fapping harder and less pleasurable over time, and if you ever somehow manage to get laid you risk feeling hardly anything or even losing erection with a condom on.
>void in your team buys vlads
FORCED 50% ISN'T A THING GUYS TRUST ME
How can anyone hate Moon?
>>148763520
just like yesterday
>Suami lose
Bag do the suicide watch :--DD
>>148763430
oh man it only took 55 minutes for n0lans to work out that "a-click and hope miracle wins the teamfight for me" strat.
>>148763432
Well you see, because Void now has this Q spell, he can heal himself, so every time he presses Q he can heal himself in fights, which is excellent. Why build him for actually killing heroes with his bash and ult, when you could build him for jumping around in fights pressing W and slapping people for minor damage?
>tfw mind_control is SO FUCKING BAD and drags liquid down with him
KICK WHEN
I
C
K
W
H
E
N
QUICK SOMEONE WEBM MOON DABBING
>caring about some random honeypot lan when the BIGGEST E-SPORTS TOURNAMENT EVER is right around the corner
top fucking lel
TOILETBRO's huskar was nonexistent throughout the whole game
>>148763529
thats viable too anon
who has the third biggest dick in the summit mansion behind blitz and grant?
>get a good chrono
>cant even kill a support
damageless void is the WORST meme in the history of dota
liquidfags on damage control
shit team thats probably gonna end up out of top 5 in TI
>>148763537
oh fug, thanks anon
>>148762886
>be 29
>try to do a 10 fap/day
>can only do 4 now
goodbye my future sex life ;_____;
>>148763717
you can tell grant has a small dick by the way he talks
>>148763686
he's not a magician you know, give him a shit lane and he's gonna be pretty shit. he did fine 2bh the hero just wasn't the pick
>>148763717
grant has obvious microdick syndrome
>>148763648
Consider the following:
Whoever wins the GF has no chance of winning TI6
>>148763895
>Retards on /vg/ think that's thick
>general and game full of thirdies triggered by based /pol/
Lol
><148763768
hello helo, their's a tripfak on lose jany
reqvestin a pan on him
>>148763717
dakota of course haven't you heard about it? it's like a baby arm holding an apple.
>>148764007
>unironically visiting /pol/
Why don't you go back to your beloved board?
>>148763954
Hi how do I win a gf
@148764007
>/pol/
>triggering anyone but them self
>>148763559
they're literally a redditor.
daily reminder that moon
-is racist
-has named the Jew
-hates reddit
-hates perushits
-is pro-anime without being autistic about it
-can get past the sadpanda
-admitted that he used to masturbate at work when he was a wagecuck
-used to stream with lotion and kleenex in plain sight on his desk until people made fun of him for it
-was a virgin loser until he got good enough at video games to get groupies
MEME CONTROL KICK WHEN
What the fuck is this meme video
here we go with the memes again
>grandgrant will worm his way into the LAN's like SLACKS.
THANKS ALOT SUMMIT FAGGOTS.
>>148764085
people would see his flag
>>148764180
>ITS ZYORI GIVE THEM BALLS A FLICK
Can somebody tell me who the fuck is GrandGrant, whose dick did he suck to be on the couch every single day and why does his voice sound like Envy + throat cancer
When will ODPixel star in twink porn?
>thats zyori
>give him your balls
i gotta admit i laughed about that one
>>148764109
>medusa will never suck your dick while her snekhairs bite your nipples
why even live?
>>148764254
He's the single most knowledgable person in the NA scene, as far as the NA Dota community goes.
He's also in with every single player in NA or who have played in NA. He's just not a pro player but he knows his shit.
>>148764240
>Comparing based Grant to fat fuck
>>148764254
He's been around for a decade.
jesus christ how much is that mansion worth?
>>148764254
He is a racist cunt who literally, literally on casts and streams is calling people nigger and blowing up
Said he had an alcohol problem "my bad guys I know a ton about NA dota"
and somehow that's enough
it's fucking bullshit. I want to go years calling people niggerfaggots then get picked up to do these literally WEEKS after the last time I did it
>safelane sven with a Lion
>invoker, offlane slark, and a jungle prophet
>you get to lane and find a fucking viper and a venomancer waiting for you
>your lion single pulls a few times and then goes to sit on mid
What the fuck do you even do in this situation?
>>148764254
kys and never come back
>kotlguy does the robot
yeah they know
and this is why you don't do LSD kids
JOHN CONNOR ITS TIME
>Kotlguy
>Robot pokemon
THEY'RE ONTO US
>>148764358
>a fucking male groupie for manchilds playing a kids videogame
huh, dotards?
>tfw seriously worried OG might win TI6
someone reassure me please
>>148764318
>she will never stonegaze your dick and you fuck her cloalca untill your balls are empty and her hole is a gaping abyss
truly no reason to exist in this plane of torment anymore
>>148763641
Honestly jerax and fata are the only good players on this team.
>>148764484
>Being an oversensitive liberal faggot
He was an alcoholic but he's sober now retard.
>Not realizing people grow up and change as they get older
>>148764252
give them balls a good whiff
>>148764587
reassured they WILL win it anon
>>148764551
>when the memes hit you
>>148764484
> he's racist
wtf I love grantgrant now
does he also hate reddit?
>>148764587
dont worry our boys liquid will beat the top chinks in the lower bracket final and face og in an epic 3-2 win for OUR boys
>>148764551
Requesting webm of LD.
>>148764484
oh shit is that dude copypasting reddit again
>>148764484
>not supporting blatant racism
Psh, look at this NOT /pol/bro here!
Just joking guys, most the /pol/fags are gone I think.
OG vs Wings is gonna be hype.
>>148764645
>it's been 3 weeks guys I've grown up now
>I don't call people niggerfaggot anymore so I deserve a job
>>148764254
He's been in the scene since at least the HoN days. He played a lot in leagues with the HoNtrash that dominate the scene now like Fly, Moon, Peter, EE, ect. He's big in NEL too.
He's actually legit and is a great fit for a caster position (especially at a tourney like this) unlike the huge number of complete tards they bring in for 'color'.
>>148764621
>jerax
>good
well memed
>>148764254
He knows all the NA players, he sucked their dick since he's been dreaming about a casting career for a long time know but he is awful so he needed a boost
>>148764669
Who the fuck are you?
>>148764587
>miracle
>9000cp
heh
>>148764689
He flames Reddit all the time on stream.
Everyone from NAdota hates that site because they're retarded and make Valve do really stupid shit.
>>148764587
Does this look like a face of a loser to you?
>>148764753
Who the fuck was asking you anything you illiterate non-white piece of trash?
>>148764689
why would he hate the people that pushed him to the summit?
>>148764412
I've been "around" for a decade
didn't suck enough dick though i guess
>>148764767
He is literally just another NA noname thats brought in for color
>>148764621
Fata walked into iceblast twice and got solo picked at top lane. Liquid has no good players, they win because of luck.
>>148764770
***OFFICIAL*** LIQUID POWER RANKING
1. FATA
POWER GAP
2. KUROKY
3. JERAX
4. MATUMBAMAN
POWER GAP
9999999. MIND_CONTROL
Based grant, ourrest of guys
>>148764472
its not a mansion
its in the middle of fucking nowhere and in suburbs. they're renting too so it's not that expensive
>>148764754
People shouldn't be assigned jobs based on if they've said nigger or not
The reason grant is here is because he's actively trying his best and providing entertainment for people. Deal with it you fucking gigaredditcuck
>>148764587
That won't be happening on my watch.
>>148764753
RACE REALISM
RACIAL EGALITARIANISM IS A LIE
/pol/ is always here, /pol/ is everywhere.
Pls wings win
>>148764882
Good lad
>>148765025
they should be given jobs based on the quality of the jobs they've done previously
previously he's called people nigger on stream and rambled for 10 straight minutes about his drinks
deal with it faggot
>>148764936
Not just any dick. You gotta suck NA players dick. Especially EGs dick
>>148764975
>actual white nigga
>not ironically listening to shit rap
yeah no
>>148764947
> literal worthless "people" like sirActionPlebbit dragged to tourneys
> hate on based grant who's not afraid to call someone a nigger
I want reddit to go and stay go.
>>148764882
/pol/ leaking still? The funniest part about /pol/ogic is that they have to sprout NIGGER!!!1 to everyone who disagrees with them. It's so pathetic xd
>>148764771
grant has been casting before dota2 was even a thing senpai
he literally casted hundreds of games with draskyl and sheever and helped them make a name for themselves
>>148764956
Kuroky is their worst player. Sometimes he drafts good though.
>4 am here
>grand final is starting like 3 minutes from now
>have work at 8
Is this how NA/EU bros feel during manila major?
>>148765070
>tier 5 trash
>winning anything
Literally NA dota levels of shit
>>148765071
>/pol/ is always here, /pol/ is everywhere.
>being this awkward
you're weird even for dotards' standarts
>>148765283
it's 15:26
>>148765217
Slacks brings entertaiment for the normies and redditors. Most normies absolutely love the comical value hes bringing in.
Also I don't hate Grant because he calls people nigger, I hate him because his casts are all over the place, he sucks EGs dick and he had to suck so many NA players dicks to maybe get out of his shitty Walmart job
>>148765239
> sheltered cuckbois thinking /pol/ is "leaking" when /pol/ was here all along
why is OG and liquid at the summit? they are too good for this shit honeypot lan
>>148765179
>deal with it faggot
I'll deal with it fine since grant is at bts right now
your the only person who believes that, bet you give tubby a free pass
>>148764936
yea ur a literal who
based grant on the other hand has been shitposting and playing in inhouse leagues since 05 or something
you probably should suck dick to make something of urself
>>148765450
>OG and Liquid
>they are too good
>liquid
>good
haha!
>it's been over a year since the Law Of The Honeypot was codified and yuros still have not learned
maybe two TIs will teach them
>>148765513
>play since 05
>still shit
our guy desu
>>148765450
Everyone wants to be at the Summit since its most comfy tournament out there.
>that one Summit when Smash and his team showed up and ruined the comfy
>Inflatable water slide
WHY?
>>148765428
> slacks brings entertainment
that piece of shit astro-turfed himself on plebbit for a year until he became the official "meme"-spouter, he should fuck off
After EG - what is the best team with majority (3 or more) players from North America?
>>148755569
>Literally becomes a robot in the future
A-Are they aware of our shitposts?
>>148765697
none
>>148765697
team secret
>>148765697
FDL
>>148765648
Why not?
>>148765568
OG and Liquid have literally no interest on winning the lan, havent you seen the memestrats they been running. Theyre just having fun
>>148765659
he wont fuck off because normies love him
>b-but I want all tournaments to be full of edgy memers
yeah not gonna happen, just watch tournaments ingame
>>148765697
By those rules, Shazam or FDL.
>>148765697
probably Secret
pretty pathetic desu
>>148765737
Yes
The people crying and whining about /pol/ itt are Purge and Godz for example
Friendly reminder that Summit 5.5 soon
merlini CUTE
> tfw based grant goes on a shooting spree and kills everyone on bts
checkem btw
>>148765697
If 2 sandniggers and a swede count as NA then COL is NA too
>>148764587
they'll stop them the 20th time right?
>implying this isn't our guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwuGI64ukjE
Whose cock did PPD's ex suck to get to the Summit?
>>148765697
Col or FDL
>>148766029
they always were dumbass
>>148766082
everyone's
>>148765992
This tourney looks so shit
>eg secret shit
>tier c teams like vp dc col
>INVITED
i hope cdec.y wins.
>>148765239
Shibbolethed a non-white.
>>148766079
It's like a less handsome James who doesn't get laid and is good at dota
I like it
>>148765283
yes
>>148766082
mine
What does fwosh actually do to generate revenue to support living expenses?
At least sheever actually casts, but what does fwosh do?
>>148765552
havnt liquid gotten top 3 in like everything they have been in this year? thats pretty good
>>148766082
mine
>>148766029
Liquid and Na'Vi are NA too.
USA USA USA
>>148766079
>another NA scene white nigga
yeah no
our official guys are:
>Blitz
>Barnyyy and his crew
>Beesa
>Rime
>Mason
>Matumbameme
>Possibly ODpixels
>Hao
>>148766029
what does skin color have to do with being NA?
you realize most of NA isn't white
>>148766223
James is better at dota than him
>>148766079
classic na dotes
!!!ATTENTION!!!
FLUFF SPOTTED NEAR BTS HOUSE
>FLUFF SPOTTED NEAR BTS HOUSE
FLUFF SPOTTED NEAR BTS HOUSE
!!!ATTENTION!!!
be reminded that neets are a lower tier of subhuman than non-whites.
>>148766198
>t. nigger
Why do people like you play Dota? You don't see any black pros, do you?
>>148766223
>is good at dota
lol
Total noob here, just downloaded Dota 2 on steam, and about to play my first game.
What am I in for?
>>148766382
Daily reminder that animeNEETs are the most powerful group on the planet.
>>148766339
>Be sandnigger with Palestine genes or something
>be good at dota
Or are you implying that anyone can make it big with practice only LMAO
>>148766325
fuck off Rime
>>148766375
Iam stoned as fuck which Match i should watch ?
>>148766463
suffering, it gets better though
Is Merlini a homosexual? He certainly looks it.
>>148766339
>>148766419
And that's two shibbolethed nonwhites
>>148766463
cyka blyat
While we are waiting for the game, tell my about your guilty pleasure music /d2g/.
Where is john connor
>>148766463
LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>148766242
>sheever actually casts
?? her main revenue is the shitters subscribed to her
Fwosh makes meme vids and gets paid to be the ash tray for everyone's cigarette at some LANs
>>148766463
*fart noises*
>>148766352
>>148766447
Alright it's a guy who's a less handsome James and who works at Walmart
Not too bad, lots of meme potential
>kuro in the background
>bald manlet
>looks desolated
sad bros
>>148766463
>americans
>>148766510
>DSC_6964
Post the rest.
>>148766576
>The Jew actually made something funny
>>148766540
>yet another scribbolethed non-white posting
HOW MANY GAMES TO GET A BRAND NEW ACCOUNT CALIBRATED. PLS RESPOND
>>148766082
>>148766463
LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
SEVEN THOUSAND HOURS I'VE PLAYED
NONE THE WISER
>>148766576
ITS TIME
>>148766532
>>148766558
>>148766583
>>148766621
>>148766646
>>148766729
I played LoL for a week, a few years back, but that's literally all my experience with MOBA's.
Would it be OK if I jump into a game without reading any tutorials? I heard the game's really hard
>>148766725
150-180 or so.
>>148766535
straight as an arrow
>>148766758
just go play the game, you are not even going to know what your doing for the first 200 hours at least
IM GONNA MARRY BLITZ
I am currently experiencing feelings of gratitude due to the posting of my favorite human caster
CUTE
>OG are eating outside
TPO PKEK
>MIRACLE WALKS PAST THE CAMERAH
HAHAHAHAHHA
>be safelane carry on a hard ass lane with no support
>barely get any farm
>slark getting bitchy at me, pointing out my stats and items and saying that I'm pulling team down
I thought we were past this.
>I go ballistic on him, telling him to kill himself, that he should get gunned down etc
>basically flame him 1/2 of the game
>in the end we win, I say something like "idk what race this slark is but I hope it gets wiped out"
>he tips me
What the fuck.
What.
What. Why?
>>148766463
get ready to get stomped
A LOT
>>148766758
play bot games to know the spells at least
lmao every day. this is why you need a real venue so players take you seriously
>>148766352
no James is fucking turboshit at this game, remove Silencer and he can't even break 5k
Grant is our guy James is just a fucking fag who used Dota to get some cash
MATUMBA IS SAD :( ;______;
>>148766758
play against bots first for at least 1 game, just to see what everything is actually like. i've played for years and i still occasionally play a hero i haven't used in a while in a bot game before i queue for ranked or something just to get a feel for things.
but whatever works for you.
>>148766907
a self-aware sandnigger probably who knows that he's scum
you should commend him
FLUFF & NAHAZ GOT A NEW RECRUIT
>>148767015
As he should be since he probably realized that Liquid have no chance to win TI.
>>148767015
ids raining allrigdd ;--DDD
>>148766325
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUno
9 out of 10 statisticians agree; kotlguy is almost certainly a human being
>>148766907
he found out where you live
rip anon
WHERES KALLE
>>148767117
nice smugblitz.jpg there senpai
>Team DK
It hurts
>>148766965
Look guys, you got yourself your own NAJames, don't get assblasted about the real deal though.
>>148767180
Oh yaeh, and 2GD too
>>148766715
hot teen bikini candid 26 part 1
Uploaded by rubberfresh
and part 2 its on Imagefap enjoy
>>148766907
>t. triggered /pol/tard solving his problems by namecalling
Nothing new
TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>148767192
>implying subhuman shitskins can even afford to enter his country
I think anon's safe
>>148767117
what happened with nahaz? I haven't been on d2g for a few weeks
>>148767363
LMFAO
/pol/tards everyone
>>148766325
Only Matumba is our guy from that list.
Everyone else is a literal sadcase who fat turbovirgin weebshits associate with.
>>148766965
>Grant
>doent even play dota
>>148767410
didnt get invited to TI
>>148767410
He chimped out during a Mafia game , didn't got an invite to TI and now him and Fluff is plotting revenge.
>>148767117
whats happening to grant's neck
>Kalle.Fnatic
>Harvost.Na'Vi
;_;
where did it all go so wrong guys
>>148767483
i believe he plays ARDM exclusively now
still watches a ton of prodota/pubs/replays tho
>>148767181
Yes.
>>148767471
>le its okay to be normie in neo/vg/ meme
okay
>>148767471
Hao is our only guy on the list, he won a ti and is a millionaire.
>>148764587
"You hit them and they get back up, I hit them and they stay down"
Punished RTZ - 2016
>>148767609
I thought that was a woman from the thumbnail.
>>148767410
didn't get invited to TI
cried on twitter and reddit trying to pull off a kotlguy
>>148767609
>tfw my posture is almost as bad
HELP
>>148767609
>>148767117
dude i swear in 2 years ODPixel will be a fat fuck like ayesee or smth
and grant's neck makes him look like an alligator
>>148767689
>Hao is our guy
>our guy
You almost had it anon
>>148767246
My fucking heart.
>>148767806
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
>>148767410
This happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0
>>148767684
If Matumba is a normie, I don't even want to know what your crusty, zit-ridden, cheeto-assassin face looks like, you malnourished/overweight chink permavirgin.
>>148766463
blame your team and you'll be fine
>>148767246
Holy shit I just realized, what the fuck happened to Trixi? He seems to have fallen into oblivion.
what is the BEST aghs upgrade on a hero that will never get aghs
>zyori
>>148767246
atleast ere is going to ti :3
>>148768065
huskar
>>148767471
>muh tumblr man
yeah, nah
>>148767973
He has a kid and works for some Finnish esports shit now I believe or he was at least on TV for it once. He played in the open qualifiers this year too
>>148767713
Was the Punisher or the Daredevil right?
>>148768065
the warrun
>>148767973
https://twitter.com/trixidota
>>148767973
he's shit at the game senpai
>>148767609
D E A D L I F T S
E I
A F
D T
>>148767896
Was he serious?
>tfw white
>>148767973
raising his gf son and playing in finnstacks
not a meme
>>148768065
oracle
>>148768065
LC, Lich, Elder Titan, Enigma,
>EG.mason
;__;
>>148768214
>his profile pic
how can one man be so based
>>148768162
>>148768214
>>148768219
>>148768324
MY BAD BOYS, I meant to say Hanneh not trixi.
>>148768107
what possesses a man to do such dumb shit?
I didn't ask for all this nostalgia
>>148768479
Works for joinDOTA I believe
>Na'Vi.US
Didn't this team have the fucking wife beater
back when we were just boys just playing some dotes
valve ruined it
ruined everything
RARE FOOTAGE OF FUNNEK LAUGHING
YOU NOW REMEMBER THE SUMMIT PUDGE WARS
>>148768682
Its better to be a wife better rather than raising your wife's kid
Why are you shitposting on d2g instead of the EVO threads which have way more posters in them?
I'm going to go remind people that animeNEETs are not part of the FGC and start shit between FGCucks and Smashtards.At least until the grand finals rofl tricked got ur hopesup
>we will never have DK back
Sadboys come back please
controversial!
Post em
>that footage of Kotlguy being robotic in slow motion
>tfw he still cares
>>148768682
It was also a pretty good team to be honest famiilia. Too bad Sneyshit decided he wanted to kick 1437. Fogged took 1437's side and the team disbanded
>sayuri out of nowhere
>>148768682
Steven "Maxed Battery Assault" Ashworth
>>148768884
There are no smashtards, their shit is dead on this website.
LD I KNOW YOURE READING THIS , CAN YOU PLS STOP THIS NOSTALGIA? OR ELSE I'LL CALL FLUFF AND END IT ALL
>>148768916
> pitlord reveal
> pitlord is actually james
i want to believe
I miss Bruno.......
>>148768682
>wife beater
LMAO, who?
Shit, I've watched so many Summits, it just makes it clear how much time I've wasted with Dota.
>>148768765
shut up funnek you offlane nigger
>>148769067
smash gets insane postrates during good games
it just so happens this tournament is missing a key ingredient to gitting gud
>no leffen
>>148769208
its not wasted when you enjoyed it :V)
>>148769169
The fucking weight trainer.
The one that was buff as fuck
Beat his girl friend and went to jail
>>148769169
Steven "Greater Womanbash" Ashworth
Steven "If Your Lady Talks Back, Give Her A Smack" Ashworth"
Steven "Battery Assault" Ashworth
Steven "Left Auto-Attack On" Ashworth
Steven "Bleed Black and Blue" Ashworth
Steven "Smack Your Girl in the Face For Talking Out of Place" Ashworth
Steven "Speak When Spoken To" Ashworth
Steven "Jugularnaut" Ashworth
Steven "Can You Please Pass The Assault"
Steven "Get Me A Beer Or You'll Be Cowering In Fear" Ashworth
Steven "NA Dota's Finest" Ashworth
Steven "No Girls Allowed" Ashworth
Steven "Real, Raw, Break Her Jaw" Ashworth
Steven "Can't Make A Cake Without The Batter" Ashworth
Steven "It Is Better To Be Feared Than Revered" Ashworth
Steven "No Sandwich? Smack The Bitch" Ashworth
>ywn make sweet love to team DK's manager
Remember the bukkake that happened at summit?
Who's the doturd with the best whip?
I heard Artstyle has a GTR
>Queue on US West
>Get a guy who has only had TWO matches played
>One where he rushed heart as a Death Prophet
>Another where he built C A R R Y A B A D D O N and fed
>Check his Steam profile's history, steam name used to be "Bernie 2016"
I think I found fucking Tiago. Also how the fuck are people capable of queuing for ranked.
>>148769420
rOtk owns maserati
>>148764587
Hard to say, LGD and Newbee look like top 6.
>>148769505
> blogging during esports
kys my man
>The Summit 1 first place prize $59,558
>The Summit 2 $139,910
>The Summit 3 $115,466
>The Summit 4 $48,818
>The Summit 5 $42,944
FUCKING
DEAD GAME
>>148769505
This is why I started playing on US East even though I'm in San diego, so many shitter peruvians for some fucking reason.
How does a guy like v1lat get a (relatively) hot chick like Ineska.
>>148769646
they used to have better hats.
>>148769646
our production costs are very high you know
>>148769505
queuing for ranked* with only two matches on record.
>>148769612
THEY'RE RUNNING ADS YOU FAGGOT NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION.
>>148769685
there are more peruvians on us east LOL
>>148769505
they press the buttons
game is free after all
>SECRET.ZAI
NO
FUCKING NO
TOO MUCH
TOO SOON
>>148769695
russian mafia money
>>148769646
more like dead studio with no sponsors
>>148769695
Slav shekels
>>148769695
by being an anti-sjw classic slav rightwinger
>there should be
>>148769646
They used to have hats and a compendium I think
Now no one cares
This slow motion cheap nostalgia vids are really hitting me up with hard feelings that never pictured myself feeling about video games, the sadness and hapyness mix is hurting my heart, warn me up with your yous
Fenrir is cute!
CUTE!
OG will surely lose in their next series says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this tournament
>>148769646
>>148769718
Yup. Don't expect to sell much tickets and shit if you don't have good cosmetics. That and its in the middle of a Major and TI, and there was 2 other tournaments this month and EG/Secret didn't go.
lmao @ all these ugly shitskins
>>148769646
I thought this one was free to watch. I don't have a ticket and I still get to spectate in game.
>>148769646
who cares there's a tournament in 2 weeks where the last place gets more than the winner of this tournament
it's just a comfy relaxed for fun tournament with good production
you can be 100% sure people don't show up or watch for the prize pool
>>148770096
t. shitskin
holy shit flax was super slim
Whatever happened to pyrion?
Hey I rem this xD
when will boner7 be on a good team again
Why are two 40 year old men pretending to be young niggers in BTS strema?
> it's a 2 bald plebbitors trying to be funny episode
>>148770218
>Sir! that's my wallet you picked up
>>148770286
they did that last year
>>148770192
What does he do these days anyways? He seems to be replaced by Slacks nowadays for the clownshot. Slacks also doesn't have family and shit as baggage (as far as paying him and free time goes).
Slacks is pretty funny.
Don't bully me for this opinion.
>We're autistic as hell here at BTS
>>148770192
>>148770206
He doesn't give enough heads up notice to attend LANs. No one plans more than a few weeks ahead
>>148770445
I agree.
>inb4 REDDIT GET OUT
>>148770403
He's taking care of his zerglings
>>148770445
oh yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
>>148770403
busy with his family
he complained multiple times about getting very short notice for events so he can't plan trips and can't attend
>>148770474
Statement of the century.
>>148770403
he streams sometimes and does shit with the yogscast
>the purpose of 4chan is making people mad
>slacks makes people furious
>slacks is somehow not our guy
>>148770445
>>148770491
could you at least not every voice this opinion
>actionreddit will never be stabbed by a random nigger on the street
Actual proof there is no god
>>148770286
let people be whatever they want to be you little shit
except for weebshits, whom should all kill themselves
>>148770445
I find flax's ironic self-hate to be more enticing.
Slacks is like a discount funny guy for nerds, has his moments though.
regards, comedy expert.
>>148770563
he's using shit memes unironically to do so which is a sin
>>148770218
"YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR SHEKELS BACK, GOY".
OY VEY
Oy vey
cringe
LD jew run is the best
>>148770563
>the purpose of 4chan is making people mad
I believe this 4chan is a person
>>148770756
posts like this is why i come here
>>148770192
>>148770206
he's getting all his shekels from Yogscast these days.
I'd like sirplebbit more if he shaved his head and worked out a bit. Also not dressing up like a nigger during a nigger bit, is fucked.
>>148766463
>>148770445
>>148770491
reminder slacks is anti our guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snx2wHGJAQo
MEMES
> tfw it's been so long without a good casting studio that unfunny plebbitors grow on you
anyone know this feel?
>>148766463
>>148770887
the internet 8 machine newfriend. please excuse yourself before you witness a gorethread.
>>148771125
This makes him MORE our guy.
>>148771101
truly timeless
Reminder that sirredditslacks is literally plebbit made flesh and bone.
>>148771209
I'm more familiar with the
>it's been so long without good casting that I literally haven't unmuted a stream in like a year
>>148771234
But al gore made the internet
You guys know that slacks will inevitably spout some "offensive" memes and have to run to our dead general if the plebbit astro-turfing doesn't save him?
>>148771229
If you replace this with Portuguese and Spanish it's 100% US West/East.
I don't even dislike most Russians on EU West. It's the fucking Turks, Polaks, Croatians, Romanians, and Serbians who are the worst.
>>148771101
>this is literally 6 years old
>same shit happens
I love this game so much.
>>148771101
i hope dota never changes
>>148771447
> mfw telling people to go back to LuL for 5 years now
>DROW FIRST PICK
>AND YOU CAN WIN WITH THIS.
DOTARDS WILL TELL YOU THAT SKILL LEVEL IS TOTALLY HIGHER THAN YEAR OR TWO BEFORE THO LOL
IS THE FINAL ACTUALLY A BO3 OR IS THE OVERLAY MEME-ING?
>>148771447
>make smurf for troeling and learning heroes
>see new players
>perpetuate this
nothing can beat that toxic feeling
>>148771439
>Serbians
What the hell bro? Why would you say that? How many Serbs do you even encounter?
>>148771676
it's best of 5.
>>148771738
I have encounterd 8 Serbians and none of them were good, I've encountered at least a dozen Turks too.
>>148771663
>chinks allow drow through first phase
>get le balanced little invisible fishy
wings probably got this mang
>>148771663
dota is pretty much babby's first moba now.
I'd only play it to get good on League of Legends eventually.
Anyone here actually plays this shit game? ROFL, it peaked on 2014.
>>148771447
>this is STILL relevant
>>148771684
>>148771637
I hate you guys so much
>>148771676
best of 5
only advantage is chosing picks or side for the winner bracket team iirc
>>148772015
Are you bored?
YOU CAN UNIRONICALLY PICK SLARK AND RIKI IN YOUR FIRST PICKS NOW
HAHAHAHA
HIT ME UP WITH A JACK & MEME LLOYD
>>148771125
Great sister
>>148771982
still relevant
classic wings
AAAAAH
slark riki warlock
just like my fucking pubs i mean fucing identical copy of the shit i hvea to deal with
>>148771982
tfw you can read this left right and straight down left then straight down right
Warlock is boring as hell to play. A walking ultimate and nothing to do between the ult cooldowns.
MORE MEMES FOR MY DANK GRIMOIRE
>>148772239
>6.56
>>148772565
you had one job
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/9e/Warl_spawn_02.mp3
>>148772545
>he doesn't know
baca dessu sanpei
THIS
FUCKING
MEMEDRAFT
>>148769382
he goes to my university and used to work out in the gym at the same times I did.
>>148772659
6.54e for life.
>>148772545
Shadow Word needs a rework. Its a very slow heal and damage spell. The ticks are too far apart for the damage/healing you do
>>148772545
Are you a retard?
Shadow Word and Fatal Bonds can win just about any lane.
>>148772816
> shadow word needs a rework
> t. gulag
i think it may be easier to collect youvotes from FGCucks than it is from /a/nimeNEETs
>>148767928
No I ment implying that weeb neets arent US in an anime image board is absurd
>>148756347
wew lads
>>148773553
summit house?
>he thought OG could be stopped
>>148773553
pls don't do anything autistic
Enemy team first pick Drow Ranger
you pick pubtrash like Slark first pick.
This is garbage dota fuck this
>>148773553
>palm tree
yeah, shitskins get the fuck out
>>148773553
do it
>>148773553
>yfw Fluff is about to shoot some people up
>>148773553
show address
>>148773747
classic /pol/tard
>>148773553
Do it, Fluff. Take your revenge.
>>148773553
He's gonna SHOOT THE PLACE UP.
Film it. Fucking film it.
whos on the panel? i missed the beginning of the game. sounds like misery, odpixel, fogged and ?
>>148773553
is the house in the inland empire?
>>148773553
How did BTS afford this house?
>on top of a hill in affluent neighborhood overlooking a beautiful tropical locale
Reminder that, while you may hate me, when the chips are down I am one of our best weapons against enemy esports such as cs:go or FGCucks
>>148773553
MADMAN
>>148773898
It's in bumfuck nowhere and the jew is renting it.
>>148773898
Donations
>>148773898
im pretty sure its in the inland empire, aka what >>148773990 is referring to as "bumfuck nowhere." a house that large is like 250-300k, nothing gigantic.
he was in tower range rofl
save this for when cucks from other esports want to throw down btw
Just gonna check, are there STILL people who think SnY is better than Echo Sabre on Sven?
>>148773553
RTZ was on the balcony and I asked him.
Confirmed for actual address
>>148774284
>dota bypassed quake
Holy shit.
>>148774284
Some guy recently published a ranked list of the esports hours watched on twitch for the last 11 months (meaning no TI for dota) and dota still got #1
>>148774289
echo isnt better
but it sure as hell is cheaper
and half a bkb is hella better than sny
>>148774284
>>148774454
here
https://newzoo.com/insights/articles/new-twitch-rankings-top-games-esports-total-viewing-hours/
>gank mid
>enemy team starts complaining about their mid in allchat
Where can i find anons to do battle cup with ?
>First pick Drows
>First pick Slarks
>This is supposed to be 'high level' dota.
mhmm
>pick dusa
>win pre-20 mintues
lmao
>>148774454
b-b-b-b--but ded gaem xd
What a nice fucking hero Warlock is. One shit ult and a 165 cooldown on that.
>Roc just dies in like 5 right clicks
>first pick Drow
>win
>>148774707
only if you have drow on your team
actually just replace medusa with drow
>9-1 at 19 min half rax
yeah i'm out
>>148774284
>broodwar above sc2
how can blizzard shit the bed so bad
>>148772851
>that moment when enemy laner realizes he's a dead man walking
it went down like a creep
please help, i'm incredibly confused.
when did drow become not shit?
>>148774284
>starcrumps
so dotards
HOW DO YOU BEAT THEM?
OG threw the WB finals with their n0tail kunkka joke pick so they could go into lower and beat up Liquid again. Absolutely brutal.
>>148773990
>>148774114
>>148773553
I thought it was in Pasadena. I mean if it were in Pasadena a place that big would be 600-700,000 USD.
>>148774647
>sit on a safelane with retard dota shit like huskar, viper, or axe
>his support just flat out abandons him
>gg shit carry
You're the head of the catering company who got paid to cater food for the Summit, what do you feed them?
>i always thought of dota and d2g as minority infested, but FGC is literally africa by comparison
>pick warlock
>dont max upheaval first
nice game dotards
>drow just casually shooting arrows left and right and nothing else happens
Good shit.
does anyone here play angel arena reborn? wondering how much legit strats could work
>>148774923
>"It's simple, we KILL THE MIRACLE"
>chinks
>good
pick one
>>148774941
if it were in pasadena it would be 1 million dollars depending on where it was located, imo
but i doubt it based on views around the house
EUROPEAN DOMINATION CONTINUES
>>148774923
Last time they faced, EG stomped their asses in a 2-0 with a 16 minute GG.
>>148774964
tendies
>>148774968
>/pol/fags NEVER LEAVE
Why?
>>148771867
t. 2k shitter
>>148774923
Don't underestimate them, just because you won 2-0 against them yesterday
>>148774964
crab legs
played against a warlock mid just the other day.
he beat me pretty heavily for the first few minutes, at one point one cast of his dot made me go from full to 40% hp.
then i remembered its warlock and he has no real late game solo carry potential so we just won
>>148775107
I feel that they have similar play styles, maybe OG can't handle the mirror match
>>148774964
Me? I'd serve crab legs
Someone, anyone, make a new thread! HELP!
>>148775160
Because this is our turf, Berniecuck
what are the coolest looking naga siren sword in your opinion
jew out of water
>>148775408
No, this is d2g. Not /pol/. You've gotta go to /pol/ to post /pol/ related posts, isn't this in the rules??
>>148775320
alright
>Betting is against twitch TOS
>Showing chest is against twitch TOS
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
so boring
when will it be fun to watch dota again ?
> this one assblasted shitskin crying about /pol/ non-stop
top kek
>>148775687
t. shitskin
>19 /pol/sts late
>still no new thread
What the FUCK dotards?
>>148774647
>Random spirit breaker
>Our mid is sniper
>Their mid is SF
>Sniper keeps SF permalow
>Gank SF 24/7
>Sniper goes godlike
>The whole enemy team reports SF
>He ragequits
>mfw
>>148775107
EG? Who's that?