Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>/pol/cucks on d2g

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Hi and welcome to /pol/.

Also dota sometimes.

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why didn't OD bring his girl?

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this is a waifu thread

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>>148775823
>this /pol/paranoia

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If betting is against TWITCH TOS.

Why does Twitch allow streaming DOTA 2?

DOTA 2 store (the fucking hatboxes) is basically a rigged CASINO FOR FUCKSAEEEKE

>supposedly a homestory style tournament
>have ODautism sperging out tryhard casting every single engagement

Get him off

>>148775704
26 memes too late

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>redditor and shitskins are STILL furious they're inherently unwelcome on 4chan due to core 4chanian culture and values

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literally zero hype

nice patch dotards

>>148775984
>tfw core 4chanian culture and values directly oppose rule 3
I think it's just /pol/fags who are delusionally thinking that people say nigger and cuck unironically.

How do i get into a battle cup team ?

>>148775823
>There are people in this thread right now who voted for Sanders
cringe comedy gold

shitskins out tbqh

>>148776081
u need friends

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>>148775984

>using the word 4chanian

ugh, blitzposter ended up being a false flagging redditor

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>>148776003
all the hypebros are watching evo and funposting on /v/

>>148776071
it's also core 4chan culture to mock the hotpocketing freeman lad

you do not grok this website

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Reminder that if you post without an image you are one of two things

A) Reddit scum
B) Mobile poster

Both are disgusting and you should just leave to a more newfag friendly board like /fit/

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>Make generic /pol/bait posts
>Collect /pol/(You)s and Anti-/pol/(You)s

What's the exchange rate for /pol/(You)s to regular old-fashioned (You)s?

>>148776132
you are now aware people think trump has a chance

>>148776132
>/pol/tard not being able to distinguish every single person on planet earth who disagrees with them from one another
Just go back to your fantasy world, okay?

>>148776003
this

at this point i'm afraid when TI come around i wont even make time to catch it this year

>>148775904
S E X U A L T E N S I O N

>>148776163
Who in Valve thought that would be a good idea to make an event that requires friends.

what if there was a patch after the summit for abyssal underlord?

>>148775920
By your logic, so are happy meals.
McDonalds confirmed for dankest wigwam on plains.

>>148775984
What are these values?
Sexual lust for traps?

>>148776257
beats having tons of neets complaining about bad battlecup matchmaking

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>>148776071
>4chan culture is ascribing to the rules like a good little cuck
what did he mean by this

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le cuck meme

>>148776003
Its a LAN where the top 3 was known going in. OG/TL/Wings in some order. Also TL has been playing really boring heroes and OG has started down that train of "we have a strat, we will keep doing it till we lose" like TI4 VG

lmao @ grant trying to get on the couch

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>>148776178
>not having shitposting images on mobile

>not tethering to use your maximum reaction image potential with zero (0) risk of punishment

>>148776192
exchange rates per board to one standarized youvote:

dead boards (e.g. /p/,/trv/,/n/) : 100.0
semi dead boards (e.g. /ck/,/his/,etc) 5.0
/pol/ : 0.5
/v/ : 0.2
/a/ : 0.1

there are many boards it is simply too easy to acquire yous from hugboxers

>its another gooks dont speak up episode

>>148776238
There is a leftist hugbox on that cripplecuck site.
Go back there and never return.

So what the fuck is icefrog gonna do about the pitlord situation.

Pitlord hasn't been balanced in fucking centuries and they plan on releasing it during TI, so we only have 2 options.

It's OP
It's shit.

Wich one will it be.

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Why is this beta virgin having tattoos?

>>148776517
Why don't YOU go back to /pol/ instead?

>>148776302
shitposting
memes
disdain for minorities and leftists [and in general anything reddit likes]

>>148776560
MOst heroes have been OP in release.
Just that retarded dotards were retarded adn thought they were shit.

Go read about release DOTA 2 Magnus (he even got buffed in the following patch) and people kept saying he was shit fucking lol

>>148776560
From all what I've heard he'll be more on the shit side.

>>148776176
good to know most people think this is boring as hell then

>>148776239

Thanks icefrog and valve for this amazing state of the scene tb h

>>148776560
I don't think anyone played him competitively when he got his Atrophy Aura. Everyone moved to Dota 2. Maybe he will be in the middle. Firestorm has always been bad since the nerf, its okay at pushing but shit at everything else now because its a Macropyre but for his basic ability. No one will stand in it.

>>148776608

nice logic berniecuck

if you don't like /pol/posting it's you who should go back to plebbit, because here on 4chins REAL diversity is welcome

Hey threader :)~~~~~

>>148776771
deep post anon

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>>148776771

>a trumpcuck playing the reddit boogeyman

atta boy

>>148776003

> blaming the patch when we've got a piece of shit bootleg memester studio casting

>>148776176
>going on /v/eddit
oh well it explains a lot

>>148776771
4chans vocabulary is one thing. Blatantly posting /pol/ posts in other places than /pol/ is another thing.

>visiting d2g before TI6

rofl, why are you here

>>148776663

In this case is different, its pitlord, this shit has been reworked a million times. They didn't just change his numbers, they changed his entire playstyle a bunch of times during my wc3 years.

>get 5 man double vac wall and double pipe initiations all game long and bring us 20 kills up
>still lose to a position 5 support abaddon who BoT'd in and destroyed an open ancient 71m in

i don't know guys. you told me to get good and i did and it still isn't winning games. forced 50 is actually real. no one paid attention to racks or the ancient. they just let themselves get ratted despite all ahving boots of travels themselves. i don't know how much more i can put up with this shit.

i'm literally the only player on my team in these games. the rest are thoughtless passive bots.

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>KKY MATU CAST
OH JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>drow is now meta
>huskar is now meta
>OM is now meta

WHAT'S HAPPENING

this is the worst /d2g/ thread in the past two days

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>>148775984
>4chanian
Disgusting
Redditors get out

>>148776950

What's the point of that post, m'virgin?

You trying to meme plebbit to be something other besides the homeland of utter mongoloid leftist and berniecuck trash?

od actually gives a shit about the production quality. his casting is shit but bless him.

>>148777041
>Ruined by this chink idiot who never fucking speaks up because he has a sore throat from sucking so much cock to get on that couch

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It's time

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING RELATED TO THE GAME LIKE TRESDIN'S FEET

>>148777074
I think the last one and the one before that which were infested with /pol/ were worse, but the thread is still young.

Btw, underlord when? TI6 all star match?

>ODPixel yelling like a fucking Hitler to production crew

lol

>Kuro sitting like a zen master with legs corssed

What is wrong with KKY's arm?

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>>148777074
i was traveling for a while

i'm back now though

>>148777010
d2g has always been hype and fun during majors, lans, honey pots

not in recent time

>huskar is meta

what a time to be alive

>>148777213
>hair

>>148776580
are you kidding me miracle is cute metro without being overly feminine and gets loads of pussy with that calm demeanor and being a literal millionaire

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>>148777126

>a trumpcuck calling anyone a virgin

atta boy

>>148777217

> this cuckpedaling

lmfao

Oh yeah guys, BY THE WAY what do you think about going morph offlane??

(i am totally not a berniecuck who posts more offtopic cuckoldry than the "pol-boogeymen")

>>148777284
>>148777062
Huskar has situationally been meta the past year when paired with a Dazzle tho

>>148777413
hey there reddit

>Watching some high level pubs inbetween matches
>This 7k~ MMR player is buying Mask of Madness Shadowblade Sven instead of HotD Echo Saber
Even if he treadswapped between every spell cast he wouldn't have mana for all of his spells in a fight.

Like literally why not get the blink.

And now he pops god's strength to try and kill an enemy, uses stun once and is OOM.

>>148777284
Nah. It's the blunder of the year.
Huskar versus a fucking Jug and Legion? Two heroes with high physical damage, pushing, and a way to purge off spears? Yeah, that's going to go well.

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How did OG get 2-0'd by these fucking shit gooks?

>>148777413

Your cuckpedaling might have triggered someone, if we didn't have REAL cucks in real life being mad about getting called cucks, m'cuck.

No amount of macros will ever salvage your reputation, I'm afraid.

>>148777541
Legion Commander can't purge the spears, but when she duels him he is muted and so spears aren't active.

>>148777414
>triggered /pol/tard STILL spamming cuck like the word has meaning anymore

Well I think Morphling is a bit too level reliant for offlane. His damage is pretty bad unless he gets levels, and he's not exceptionally good at trading either. Sure he can morph str and survive, but he'll probably just get denied and zoned.

what are the BEST naga siren cosmetics?

Remember guys, if you dont enjoy talking about politics on every opportunity you're a cuck and a redditor and you want USA to become communist!!!!!

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>tfw Ogre will always be shit

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>>148777616

cuck cuck cuck cuck

>>148777670
She can purge stuns, but not spears?
How the fuck does that work?

>>148777710

> guys I'm totally not mad about getting called a cuck, because you see you use it so much it has no meaning now h-ha-ha gotem

cuck

>People feeding and responding to trolls and shitposters.

Why

>>148777751
>inb4 the butthurt /pol/tards spamreply calling you nigger and/or cuck

>>148777609
OG doesn't need to try hard to win tournaments any more, so they're fucking around

>>148777849
Burning Spears debuff is entirely unpurgable. Slark Death Pact can't purge it, nothing can.

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>Wings is going to win TI6
-/dotards2/

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>thread is just cuck post

At least do it right.

>>148777872

> samecuckfagging THIS obviously

holy shiet kys or at least learn how to false-flag

>>148777858
Quality dota related post, my friend! /pol/tards are LITERAL parrots, my god. Go buy a dictionary.

OG is fucking trademark in 'Get Dazzle/IO to TP and save you' thing.

And it is practically uncounterable.

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Stay safe boys and girls!

>>148777771
whatever happened to lobster doom?

>>148778049
Excellent Dota related post, my good man. Cucknigger to you too, fellow /pol/ian!

>>148778049
I'm the OP and I didn't samefag, I tried to make a point and both you and that guy misunderstood it.

I don't have a problem with /pol/ per say, just general off topic posting in completely unrelated threads.

CLASSIC DOTA

>BECOME DEPRESSED
>KILL YOURSELF
>IT IS DOTA
>that tone of voice

ten thousand fucking keks

> tfw last couple days permavirgin weebshits are getting ABSOLUTELY ASSBLASTED about getting their (you)s stolen by superior /pol/turds

>>148777872
Have you ever heard the expression... lame as a niggers baby?

>>148778265
See, this guy gets it. I don't mind /pol/, they have some good points, but invading randomass fucking threads and abusing the fact that there are no jannies around to spampost your /pol/ stuff and your classic "cucknigger" replies to anyone who disagrees is obnoxious.

>Wings
>Good

nice meme dotards

What if towers had an active ability that allows you to force the tower aggro onto an enemy hero for 10 seconds?

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anyone else hearing static in the bts stream?

>>148778476

Congrats you just described weebshits who actually killed this general.

At this point, I just want some underdog chink team to BTFO OG at TI. They're the most fucking unlikable Dota team I've ever seen, and they're not even fun to watch.

>redditcucks getting triggered by the word cuck
Appaling

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>>148775912

>>148778139
only when OG does it

>>148778542

cool idea but make it a global team spell, 3 mins cd starting at minute 4 after horn

>>148778586
take ur pills anon

>>148778639
At least /a/nimefags still discuss the game while spamming animepics..

>>148778476
this started because someone got triggered by someone saying the fgc has a lot of black players

>>148778712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5UbxVilsdc

its not offensive its just repetitive and annoying

>>148778681
>They're the most fucking unlikable Dota team I've ever seen
how

>>148778810

No they don't.

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best $10 worth of gas i didn't buy

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>>148778639
>Complaining about anime
>On an anime board

pick one desu

>bladefury so IO can't tether heal you
????

>bladefury so IO can't tether heal you
????

>bladefury so IO can't tether heal you
????

what a sunstrike

>>148778934
And as long as it triggers you
IT
WILL
KEEP
HAPPENING

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>>148778043
>tfw cuck are the only schadenfreude i cant get into
>just hope that actual cucks wake up one day and get out of that stupid lifestyle

>>148778681
>They're the most fucking unlikable Dota team I've ever seen
How new are you to don't know EG?

>>148778712
Mr /pol/itician spamming cucknigger again I see. Quality dota post my man! Anything /pol/tards say to anyone who disagrees to them is just obnoxious repetetive memes like "cucknigger". Cuck and nigger are practically the same word to them.

Now post something dota related or go to /pol/, you've obviously not posted anything related to dota since you came here.

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>thinking weebshits and /pol/cucks aren't one and the same

lmao?

>>148779006
>bladefury to block magic damage from huskar's ult
are you braindead???????

>>148778479
:^)

>h0neylans in charge of omnislashing

>>148778845
so you're saying a FGC member chimped out

>>148779046
reminds me of 2008? lolitrollyou retards, whatever man keep posting your ironic post ironic shitposting no one really cares

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holy shit fgcucks are so salty about smash

>>148778998

> complaining about /pol/
> on a board known for anonymous politically incorrect posting

weebshits are truly low IQ subhumans

>>148779143
s-such alpha /pol/ bulls

>>148779140
nice blog

>>148779218
>no one really cares
As clearly evidenced by this thread lmao

>>148779259
Classic /pol/ meme my man, the classic "low iq subhuman" meme, brilliant contribution to the Dota discussion.

/pol/ is a joke circlejerk

>>148778987
no way go in and fuck the grills on camera

>Warcraft III with one unit
>skill
lmao dotards

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all this politics posting and I dont even know what fgc means

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>American tournament.
>Thread is filled with shitposting about /pol/ and reddit.

Every fucking tournament for the past year.

There's a KKY+matu cast going on and only thing you can do here is spam KEK LOL EPIC XDDD

Wonder why

>>148779259
this simile is invalid, 4chan wasn't created to discuss politics

>>148779459
fighting game community

>>148779459
federal grant commission

>>148779483
>American LAN final
>no Americans
???

>>148779390

> get btfo
> n-nice memes anon

You're in here with us now weebshit. Sorry about your cuck lifestyle become the joke of the century btw

>>148779483
American posting hours.

>>148779315
thanks!

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>>148779459
fighting game club I think.

I think they're making fun of /fgg/.

>>148779443

based subdivisive probably oldfag bro trying to stir up things by false flagging with a old bait to get d2g to stop talking about politics

>>148779548
>>148779483
>>148779563
but it only happens during American tournaments.

You can't find this shit during Starladder or ESL Frankfurt or Shanghai

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>>148779393
I'm not wasting more gas and another hour for some short gook to tell me I can't come in.

>>148779459
Fighting games aka nigger central

>>148779558
>not even same person
HEH, GOT EM GOOD!
/pol/fags unable to distinguish people who disagree with them from one another, better pull out the cucknigger!

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>>148779541
>>148779546
>>148779582
>>148779709
still dont understand what the frackus is about

>>148779591

Point out the posts talking about politics.

All I see is weebcucks being assblasted about /pol/

>unironically losing to a guy named shadow

>back and forth stomps

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The fuck is a "bankai"?

>Wish I could play Huskar like that, instead sitting here being sad

;_;

>>148779832

?

all I see is /pol/cucks cuckcalling everyone complaining their safe space doesn't reach to /vg/

>>148779874
*teleports behind you*
You can't beat shadow, nerd.

>see wings lose laning stage super hard
>come back
>wings is winning
so what happened, did they just 5man or what

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>>148779483
>wake up in my cuck shed
>cry because I realize that those dastardly and brutish Americans were able to keep their unbearably masculine president from taking away their internet privileges
>put on my pink burqa to feel better; I'd jerk off, but testicles are a sign of the white patriarchy
>thank John Oliver that I'm European!

>>148779906

LMAO, I thought weebshits were supposed to know about doter and not just post their trash non-stop

fuck outta here

>>148779832
>post literal /pol/ outside of /pol/
>the people who don't frequent /pol/ are annoyed with your /pol/ memes
>"look at all these le cuck memes who are angry at /pol/! xDD
My man, if you don't want to see people bash /pol/, don't bring /pol/ outside of /pol/.

>inb4 cucknigger meme is pulled out again

Who are the commentators?

I hope Wings stomp OG three games in a row.


Fucking tired of OG's 'bait and heal' dota

>>148780020
most animeposters are just falsefagging shitposters

baka

>>148780030
>still replying
Ignore, report and hide, you idiot.

>best player in the world

>miracle is good

>>148779965
>>148780030

Where are the politics posts, cucksbois?

Well done OG, well done

HOWEVER

>picking tinker

why would anyone do that

Is there anything sweeter in the world than seeing a Tinker getting rekt?

EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE
WHO CARES

not only the raxes are exposed :^)

>>148780284
honeypot match

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Wings is the most based chink team since DK

>casters don't notice bat cancelling the tps
can we get some decent casters

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>this batrider

THIS FUCKING BAT LMAO

>>148780301
Seeing him AND Invoker getting rekt would be a literal orgasm

>>148780301
Seeing Na'Vi stomp Alliance post-TI3 every single fucking tournament for like 1.5 years

WINGS ARE DOING IT, THEY ARE PUSHING TINKER WHEN HE IS IN FOUNTAIN

>>148780175
>literal /pol/tard xDDD
Tinker is so fucking obnoxious to take highground from. With Aghs it's even worse too.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

what if OG picked a hero other than undying for the trilane?
he seems so god damn useless at this point, way to much all in on the early game teamfight which was won anyway

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>now OG has to fear ban Batrider for the rest of the series
Shit on team reddit Wings, do it

>>148780590
>l-look at me I'm c-contributing to the thread ;_;

deny yourself my man

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>people thinking huskar is OP
>they didn't even know about him pre-nerf

>>148777541
Yeah, what a disaster.

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WINGS NEEDS US LADSA

>>148780723
I just want the based /pol/posters to keep shitting up the thread desu.

Besides, Tinker isn't even that bad anyway.

>>148780723

> guys is it ok if I post my anime as long as I copy paste spell descripitions from dotawiki?
> i'm contributing r-right?

>>148780731
>Orb-walking with Ghost Scepter
>Meanwhile, you also had to pray for the enemy not to pick Bara and bully your leafy Furion ass behind the tower

Ah, I miss those days

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>>148780731
>playing pubs with pre-nerf huskar
every fucking game

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>That Evany in the background

God bless

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>Kuroky will never be your master teaching you the secrets of DOTA 2.

just kill me


Let me die in my sleep already god

>>148780865
>/pol/shitposter still here
Lmfao go back to your containment board.
>>148779558 here's another (You), samefag

>>148775704
>Axe
>ponytail

>>148780760
>undying and retard tinker
w/e
There was probably a mutual agreement to pick garbage can heroes, so neither team would need to give away its strategies.

>>148780731
>huskar after initial Berserker's Blood change to % magic resist
>huskar while you could still cast orbs during ghost scepter
>in every fucking pub ever

don't remind me

>>148781080

Hey turbocuck have you found the off-topic politics posting yet?

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Kuro's leg flexibility seems impressive.

>>148780731
oh nonono
thats not even when huskar TRULY op
remember ghost scepter huskar?
THAT shit was cray

Yasha or hyperstone as first post aghs-item on Tiny?

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>>148781080
You forgot to contribute to the thread, cuckster

>>148781209
he's very young

>>148781190
I see one right here. But the rest are gone.

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>>148781094

fuggg just now started watching

whats the current score?

>>148781248
movespeed for farming

Matumba and Kuro are so CUTE

>>148781354

1-1

>>148781354
1-1
The dunklord is now meta

>>148781305
>he doesn't remember the 6.81 memepush patch
Thank GOD doom isn't still meta. He was cancer.

I wonder where they all went, I was looking forward for more cucknigger memes.

>>148776163
I have a couple of them, but they are all shit at dota.

>>148781248
its not a question of yasha or hyperstone, its a question of ac/moonshard or manta

>>148781248

Echo Saber

Does Fronz literally work for NASA? I'm so fucking jelly.

>>148781439
>>148781490
did i miss any memedraft?

>>148781517

> not playing in ez leagues and getting ez wins

You wanna get shitstomped by aspies?

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>Not watching the lounge stream for Sunfan's GF and the girl feet

I heard you can post anything here because there are no jannies around. Is this true?

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>>148781209
>>148781308

>>148781641
Pretty sure there are plenty of boring jobs at NASA. Don't be jelly without knowing what he does.

>>148781694
sajedene the blowjob queen

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>>148781702
ya lets see what u got

>>148781650

drow medusa won first game

huskar won 2nd game

>>148781620
I go treads > blink > echo >aghs already

>>148781564
In what situations do I go manta? In what situations do I go moon shard?

>>148781793
ritsuu might be a shitskin but atleast he gave us Sajadene the Blowjob Queen

>>148781875
>shitskin
Don't mention that word, it triggers the dotards in their safespace.

>>148781694

that ugly fuck has a gf?

post her, I think it's been more than 3 hours since I ate anything, so I'm ready

remember when people less than a week ago were complaining about the patch being stale

get BTFO you fucking retards that only pick what pros pick

FUcking learn to think for yourself instead of waiting for pros to show you what to pick

>>148781209
Is that not normal? I can easily put my feet above both my thighs buddhist style

>>148782113
how old are you? not normal as u get older unless you do mobility work

>>148782113
yeah that's pretty normal flexibility

>>148782113

It's not normal if you're an overweight weebshit turbocuck

>>148782113
Maybe my hips are just too stiff but I can't really do that. Perhaps it's also because Kuroky is a short dude and doesn't have long legs.

>>148782081
also

timber has been completely ignored this series despite there being a fucking huskar

>>148782113
depends alot on genes and body type, ive met plenty asians who can do this in adult age without working out/doing much stretching, but even as a kid when i was into sports quite alot I could still barely touch my toes.

>>148781875
>>148781793
What about Sajene that makes her a blow queen?

When did Immortal III come out last year?

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>>148782005
Just go to the BTS2 stream. There are white girls too

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>WOOOOOOOO for the twelvethousand time

>>148782215
bro most ppl can't touch their toes, doubt its normal

>>148782214
>>148782304
21, white, 1.82ish

>>148782312
she gives blowjob to people in the scene to keep good relations and the team alive

>>148782113
idk man, it seems a lot of people struggle to do that. I used to practice martial arts when I was a kid and they made us sit like that all the time, so it's pretty much second nature to me at this point and somehow I still meet people every so often who are surprised that I can do that.

in my mind it's pretty normal, but i guess maybe not.

Is LA even an actual city? In those aerial shots in the Summit promo it looks like an endless collection of small houses stretched over the whole region, not very compact basically.

>>148782376

Does it have like 10 viewers, I can't find it..

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>>148782113
>tfw naturally flexible enough to put your ankles behind your ears
>tfw no big strong Dota carry to plow you

>>148782376
Sunsfan must be rockin' a 12 incher or somethig

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pls r8 my desktop

What's that Wooo song called? The one they play over and over in the BTS stream? I need MORE.

>>148782415
I can easily put my palms on the ground with my legs straight. Do you people really not take care of your bodies at all?

>>148782576
Los Angeles itself is a huge city and the Greater LA area is split into like four major parts.

>>148782576
BTS house is in Walnut, not LA. They're about a mile or two out from Cal Poly.

>>148782436
Most ppl in they're 20's can;t do that unless they've been active in they're stretching or are spooky skelator. Im basically you but black and I can do that cause I've had an active, mobile life

>This KKY+Matu bantz.
my sides

>I WAS THE STORM EXPERT

>>148782656

shit

>>148782667
That's because you're probably a midget.

But seriously, it's probably half exercise, half body type related.

>>148782462
I don't believe this.

Haven't been around since the last Major.

Why is Storm back? Did they change him? Or did people go back to the Arcanes Disassemble Bloodstone rush and find it was better than Treads Orchid first?

I require screenshot of the 9k tattoo.

>>148782735

How many bikes have you stolen?

>>148782758
>ywn be in a team with kuro and matu

why even live?

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>>148782667
most doesnt mean me familimilam
>>148782889
belid dis

>>148782884
I'm a tall, lanky dude and I can do it just fine. But I never do any excercise. Probably genetics.

>>148782892
no and no
just people realised he wasn't actually bad

>>148782892
He's back because both teams are memeing to keep their TI strategies hidden.

>>148782884
>half body type related.

Yeah those pesky thyroids getting in the way of basic mobility stretching and not being obese....

>>148782892
he isn't back, this is a pocket draft

>>148782889
She did it a lot, specially in old DC, remember when DC was invisted to every tournament when someone couldn't go?
Sajadene blowjobs got them there.

>>148782961
seconding this

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>>148782972
I only take iphones, that way nobody takes the ones i steal

>>148782892
Storm W and E buffs and Bloodstone buff and intelligence spell amp over the last two patches.

>>148783161
Where is this info from though

>>148783210
>I only take things that can be tracked via GPS
wdhmbt

>>148782884
>That's because you're probably a midget.
6 feet (~183cm)

>>148783279
me i used to be on DC

>>148783279
NA pros.

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>>148783279
NSFW but you can pretty easily tell it's her

>>148783279
she slob on my knob, thtas all the info u need

>>148783374
>He thinks I take it home
leave it to the oogas brah

>>148783210
>>148783480

Your posts don't make any sense, nigger

What the hell are these picks man.
Is this...THE POWER...OF JEW?

>>148783641
>t. cuck
Let's go, right now.

what is n0tails mmr? im only 5.7 but i think my carry play (and many others that play carry at my mmr) are better than him

>>148783716
thnx 4 havin my back famila

>>148783641
what doesn't make sense?

>>148783716

> the fuckboi who was running around with his ass on fire from /pol/posting is an actual nigger

lmfao

>>148783847
go try out

>that golden rubick

WTF? What ever happened to skins maintaining the color scheme for each hero?

>>148783960
>literal shitskin trying to call others nigger

lmfao

>draft the most stuns
>win

nice game dotards

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>>148784009

>>148784009
hahahahha good one anon

>>148783847
protip: the most common mistakes scrubs make is that they think they're not scrubs.
what you're seeing is a pro player playing against OTHER pro players, when you say ''I could do that better', what you're really seeing is 'I could play that matchup better if my enemies were sub 6k'.
but dont sweat it, its a very common misconception

>>148783918

> I only take iphones, that way nobody takes the ones i steal

Explain the logic behind this sentence, m'nig

>>148784009
>What ever happened to skins maintaining the color scheme for each hero?

When Valve discovered it was slightly more profitable to have no standards for what they accept and add into the game

>>148784009
yeah remember that lion pelt skywrath mage with shining red particles?

>>148784087

yeah i'm not better than him but i always see him with low networth where any other pro carry player would have more

>>148783279
MASON: can these retards fuck off and win something. can we please beat them for qualifiers
RITSU: how come u guys act all high and mighty
BULBA: who? Mason spams shit in fpl chat constantly like a fuck flaming if anything u both act high and mighty lol
RITSU: SAJEDENE
BULBA: at least be creative u fuck
RITSU: mORE LIKE SAJEBLOWJOBFORQUALIFIERSPOTS

BULBA: yea\ really creative
MASON: x d

>>148779459
fighting game cuckolds

>>148783279
its a ritsu meme u idiot
doesnt have to be true

>>148775704
is slark and jugger the only viable carries in pubs?

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>>148784009
Clink goes my bones!

>>148784236
how is ritsu such human trash

>>148784037
>assblasted cuckfag getting mad at based /pol/posters
Neck yourself.

No hats option when

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>>148784347
>Jugger

>>148784347
You can always pic abbadon

>>148784103
Bikes are very large and require space and have dirty tires, this makes it a good idea to store your stolen bike outside. I like my clean floors. Outside bikes are easier to steal.

Iphones are smaller and easier to hide which directly leads to being difficult to steal.

If u got any other questions I'm here senpai

>>148784426
nonwhite

>>148784235
that is because he's not a good carry. As in, not good for a tier 1 carry that has to be able to play at top level.

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>miracle is good

>>148784236
wtf i hate DC now

>>148784480
juggernaut im 3k

>>148784470
>being intolerant
>2016
You should check your fucking privilege. What you /pol/fucks say is bullshit and you know it.

Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.
Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.

Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.
Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.

Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.
Please let OG get stomped three games in a row.

>>148784616
old dc bro, so many dank memes from the shitsu/digital ctrash drama.

>>148784645
fuck off godz

>>148784426
He is Indian.

>>148783716
today some autistic looking faggot actually used cuck in real life as an insult.
Is this the famous meme magic I keep hearing?

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>>148784597
>miracle is bad

>>148784426
classic non-white behaviour

>>148784640
>t. berniecuck nigger who got assblasted over based /pol/posters is literal SJW trash
Not surprised, nigger.

>>148784236
>shitsu is irrelevant
>meanwhile bulba is going to ti6
hahahaha shitsu kill yourself you subhuman poo

>>148784426

ritsu is OUR GUY

>>148784496

Lmfao so you are a nigger that's bad at nigging?

Bikes are not easier to steal than a phone.

If you're hiding stolen goods and not pawning them instantly you're a retard (much less taking them to your house)

Smartphones get pawned for nothing, whilst bikes are generally more expensive.

If you need any more tips on how to be a nigger, I'm here for you.

>it's a Wings wins an irrelevant tournament and chokes at the important tournaments episode

>>148784873
I feel bad for @cr1tdota he tried his hardest and wins multiple tournaments throughout the entire year but it doesn't even matter for TI6 because Bulba decided to start taking DOTA seriously again and will win TI

>>148784758
Cuck is a literal meme which some people such as /pol/tards think is a genuine insult.

It's like "triggered". SJWs believe that's a perfectly normal thing, while everyone else know that that shit is a meme, just like cuck.

>Smash and the Summit finals on at the same time

Fucking jew, you know Smash is popular in the dota scene why are you doing this

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I'm a black person myself, and all this "nigger" being spammed is making me really sad, anons.

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>>148784426
Fuck off sunsfan

Why is reddit so insistent on having epic "hype" casters? This kuro/matu cast is 10x better than anything I've heard these past few months, they actually understand the game.

>>148785043
Nigger has no meaning on 4chan. It's literally a replacement for stupid.

Unless you're a /pol/tard, then it means "person who disagrees with me".

>i put my shekels on wings

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>>148785023
>Smash is popular in the dota scene

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>shekels

>>148785145
because reddit is shit