/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

I love Sakura!

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>>148636135
what age do you think fucking would be appropriate at then?
>implying waniko's not going to friendzone them all

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>>148637427
You sicko

>>148637427
DUDE, PINKSHIT LMAO

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>>148637041
okay, that does sounds pretty sick, like an EDM music video. send me the deets when you know them and I'll see what's happening for me then.

What does the Alligator Sage look like?

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>>148637630
>>148637634
please no bully ;_;

>>148636772
Pain was a great antagonist. Nagato was not.

>>148639089
Once Pain revealed that he wasn't just the Deva Path and introduced the other bodies he looked nothing more than a minion.

>>148639440
Nah. Him occupying multiple bodies made him this strange, mysterious force. Reducing him to just being a dude with puppet powers was where he lost his mystique. Pain's greatest moment is when he has Naruto pinned and straight up argues him into submission. No other villain could make Naruto, the biggest loudmouth in the series, just shut the fuck up and admit he doesn't know what he's doing.

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>>148638345
something like a dirty old cajun man who lived in a shack in a swamp. great cook and accordion player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs

Post Naruto and Hinata kissing please

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>>148641000

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>>148641000
Have some canon for those trips.

Your favorite character is the final villain. What happens?

>>148641235
>Kakashi is the final villain
>Obito is the good guy
I'm sure there are a billion fanfictions about this.

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>>148641000
nice trips.

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>>148642112
first thing I thought of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xany0qWJvbw

I miss this show ;_;

>>148642720
>I miss this show ;_;
Mike Lazzo doesn't.

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>>148641000

Someone redpill me on Lord 7th

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>>148646396
He's actually a Eunuch

>>148646563
Then whose kids are they?

>>148646785
His kids by Sasuke, don't you remember the first jutsu he used?

Are they Kage's in every other village as long a line of Nepotism as the leaf?

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>>148646396
He fulfilled the prophecy of destruction.

>>148646927
and what exactly is wrong about nepotism?

anyone wants to get their shit pushed in in ps4?

>>148648867
drop your name in the discord. I'm not going to be home for a couple of days unfortunately. I'm new to the series and don't know how to play properly, won't provide much entertainment.

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>>148637427
I like sakura in a "potential" kind of way.
I like her design. I like girls with super strength. I like girls with hair trigger tempers.
Most of the problems with her come down to the fact that the WHOLE SERIES continues to felate Sasuke, and the fact that she's not allowed to have any 1-on-1 fights after the puppet fight. She sucks because she's not really written at all.

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>>148637427
>>148652347
I used to fap to Sakura's ass and legs when I was 13

I still maintain that she's wearing tights here, not spanx. The upper part up her thighs matches the skin colour on the rest of her body.

>>148652980
>used to
I just started recently. I didn't really start liking her body type until recently.

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>>148653338
I'd still do it if I had the libido to fap more than once a week.

I remember I got really excited when Sakura started wearing a short skirt and spanx in part 2. The gloves have always been big turn-on for me, had the same thing with Tifa Lockhart. Don't know if it's weird that I'm still attracted to that manga cover here >>148652980 though, seeing as she's like 13 or 14 there.

>>148619203
I think most people realize that and that anon was more referring to the fact that if Naruto and Hinata aren't paired up with each other someone always complains about it.

You'd think that at this point it'd be like "yo this is fanon since canon's already all set" but apparently some people can't handle it. I don't get it.

>>148655635
I don't know, I don't interact with the community of fans of the franchise on the level some on here seem to, so all I can refer to is just the general itself.

I've never really seen what you describe on here, except perhaps that anon's thing on /tg/ all about Naruto being a bad guy, which apparently did some sad shit to Hinata, but I haven't read that myself.

>>148656345
I don't come here too often but I've only seen it happen a few times. It's not too common.

Most people from what I've seen (particularly artists/writers) just pair Naruto up with anyone they want rather than just Hinata. It makes for some interesting stories and decent art yaoi can fuck off.

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>>148656580
Is it always or sometimes that it happens? Or different anons?

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>>148654367
This makes me wonder. Is there ever an official explanation for weird cosmetic changes from Manga to Anime?

Anime Sakura: Longer skirt, longer shorts, skirt shorter than the shorts.

Manga Sakura: Shorter skirt, shorter shorts, skirt longer than the shorts.

Or Ino's green eyes are made blue, which I guess could be chalked up to no colored pages/volume covers until then.

>>148657146
Probably because, animation-wise, it's easier to not show a bunch of ass/crotch shots in motion while still applying physics to her skirt.

>>148641000
Look at all this samefagging.

>>148641000
Post other Naruto/girl pairings instead. I need some diversity

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>>148658531
Hinata's a popular girl

>>148657146
I prefer Ino having blue eyes since having green one would make her be too similar to Sakura.

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who voted Karin in this thing? Never seen anyone post Karin on here. You lot ought to do more to promote your waifus.

>>148648816
Look at Jaden Smith

>>148659473
Karin's new look is shit. She looks like a punk reject.

>>148659774
Funny thing is that in all likelihood it is a result of botched shading.

>>148659115
Hinata is okay
I prefer Ino, Kushina, and Tsunade over her.

lads what the Hell is up with the Night Guy mission? Got S rank easily on first part, second part I can only get A despite being able to do it without getting hit once. There's obviously some extra requirement here that I'm not picking up on, it's not the standard beat mission with 90+% health rule. I definitely just did it with 100% health left over. Should have got S rank 4 times by now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzxYGB9umrc

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>>148644626
Naruto should really have understood her feelings after the fight against Pain and their relationship should have started from there. Would have given much more time to develop their relationship and would have made their scenes together during the final battle for impactful.

>>148661364
you're wrong. Kishi purposely left out a romance during the manga so he could bless us with the Holy Grail of NaruHina, The Last. The Last would have been shit if NaruHina was already developed.

>>148659473
I did, and I never post because I lost my HDD and have none.
>>148659774
>he doesn't want lady skrillex to toss his salad.
I've got my eye on you 774

>>148661364
Given how much of a clusterfuck everything is after the Pain arc and how poorly female characters are written by Kishimoto in general I'm actually happy she didn't get much screen time after.

>>148661618
I just feel like the plot of The Last, aside from the development of their relationship, feels kind of unimportant. I would have preferred if it could have been built into the main story somehow.

>>148661618
>The Last would have been shit
Yeah, it could have ended up having to rely on stupid misunderstandings, make Naruto a bumbling retard and make a genjutsu and a kidnapping the reasons why they got together.

>Those fanfics were Hinata still likes Naruto even though he goes into Sasuke territory with his edge.
Why do they do this?

>>148661863
You act as if Kishi cares about relationships that aren't brotherly homolust

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>>148659473
Oh shit I found a picture of her!

>>148661990
Pretty much this.

>>148662131
It's not a matter of what Kishi cares about. Just what I think would have worked better.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10748734/r
>42 votes
we actually got a lot of people still on here, huh?

>>148661863
>>148661990
The Last would have been a pointless film in NaruHina had already been developed. As it is it's a masterpiece of romantic cinéma.

>>148662161
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>>148662050
>those fanfics where Naruto suddenly thinks Hinata is really cute and starts bashing pinkshit repeatedly
Fuck possession sues, Naruto should not be a goddamn mouthpiece for the author, especially when he's undergone no other changes.

>>148662050
Because it's true.

If Nardo went edgy then she would have made it her life's goal to bring back the Nardo she fell in love with.

>>148662260
>As it is it's a masterpiece of romantic cinéma
As much as I like their relationship I honestly think the movie is far from amazing overall.

>>148662385
She doesn't like what he's become, she likes what he was.

Or where Hinata willingly betrays Konoha to go with Naruto after he goes full-edge. Fuck the Lord of the Land of Fire, that edgy fic was absolutely retarded.

>>148662385
But she doesn't do that in fanfics. She JOINS him in his edge crusade.

I actually never read a fic where she pulls a Canon!Naruto and tries to bring him back to the village.

>>148662475
the romantic plotline was adorable. Don't care for the rest, but seeing as NaruHina is pretty much 100% what the film's about it's kind of irrelevant overall.

>>148662549
>>148662561
>there are so many NaruHina fics that they're all essentially rehashes of each other with varying degrees of grammatical proficiency

>>148662260
>As it is it's a masterpiece of romantic cinéma.
I can't believe there are people who believe this

>>148662880
I'm not a Hinatafag by the way, but the entire film was adorable and made me feel warm inside. Before I didn't really care for Hinata at all. A romantic film doesn't have to have a good """""plot""""" if the romance is executed properly, because the romance is the larger plot.

>>148646927
They have slightly shorter lines of nepotism

>>148662260
>it is it's a masterpiece of romantic cinéma.
Only NaruHinafags would think this. ONLY them.

>>148663210
I voted Kurotsuchi in the poll. I mostly post Tenten on here. Not a Hinatafag, but I can recognise that the entire film was so wonderfully cute.

>>148663210
No he got a bit confused, he was talking about The Pest

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>>148662260
I fucking love NH and to think the Last is a masterpiece is fucking hilarious.
It has its sweet and cute parts that I enjoy, but don't overplay it. It is every bit as convoluted and badly executed as every other Naruto movie and there are fanfics and non- or light porn doujins that make it happen in a far superior way.

>>148663138
Aside from the Mist, in all other villages all kages seem to have been either students or relatives of their predecesors.

So the other villages pretty much ripped off everything about Konoha when making theirs.

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>>148662260
Someone do one for the boys

whatever, I'm too lazy to defend my opinions on The Last. I'm honestly not a Hinatafag though.

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>Hima too cute

>>148664202
Who would win the Sunflower?

>>148664202
Boruto x Himawari when?

>>148664427
>Not Sarada x Himawari.

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>>148664427
>>148664550
Why not both?
Together.
At the same time.

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>>148664550
Finally I have an excuse to post these.

>>148664827
Also this. Doujins when?

>>148665784
I'm not into lolis.

But then again I'm into older!Hanabi x Naruto as a crack kind of thing.

>>148663076
I kinda wish the whole saving the world plot hadn't been there. I think it would have worked better if it just had revolved about some more normal missions while fleshing out their relationship along the way. But I guess then it might not have had enough over the top action for much of the audience to want to see it.

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>>148665784

Time for nostalgia:

>There will be three arcs. There will be a two chapter prologue with Boruto's team on a mission.
>Naruto and Sasuke will have roles. Although separate from the team.
>There is some romance although minor.
>There are remnants of the Juubi running around similar to that eyeball monster that was with Shin.
>There is this new organization called "Kuromaku"(Black Curtain). They are some kind of cult that worships Kaguya and desire to return her to the world. Members originate from one artificial village known as "Kagegakure" The village hidden in Shadows/Shade. The kid with the blonde & black hair with the pink in the teaser image is a member.
>Amegakure also plays a role. It has been taken over be a resistance that opposed Pain. But the regime has became even more dogmatic than when it was under Nagato. The new leader of Amegakure is a false messiah known as Otō-sama/Father.
>Boruto will meet this old man on a giant turtle who is suppose to train him.
>Sarada will gain a summoning contract with Cats.
>Mitsuki knows some kind of snake sage mode.
>The moon will split in half(again). Toneri wasn't mentioned.

>>148666117
>The second arc will feature Hidan returning along with his God; Jashin and his followers. He's an Otsutsuki.
>Shikadai's team will play major part in this.
>Orochimaru is the key to Jashin's downfall.
>Boruto and Sarada will unlock Asura and Indra's power.
>Sarada learns about Itachi and the rest of her family. The knowledge leads to some " hard crisis".
>Those Uchiha clones that Kabuto takes care of become something similar to the police corps like the regular Uchiha clan.
>Butterfly mode is confirmed for Chouchou.
>Shikamaru gets struck down by Hidan(It wasn't clear if that means he dies from him or just a bad defeat).
>There is a Jashin follower named "Ayumu" who is able to regenerate limbs that are destroyed. There is also one that can still move their limbs when cut off.
>Mirai is the one who finishes off Hidan. She incinerates him.

>The last arc will have everyone against an adversary called "Kokudaio" Black King.
>It was the enemy that Kaguya prepared her Zetsu army for. It's some kind of dimensional abomination that zaps the life out of worlds into dry, dark husks.
>Naruto comes down with some kind of illness.
>There is a death count in this arc. Gaara, Killer Bee, Suigetsu, Kakashi, Shino and the Toads are suppose to die.
>There is this bizarre guy named "Kirushika" who knows a "secret".
>Sasuke makes a pact with something/someone. This earns anger from Sakura.

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>>148665791
Poor Kurama.

>>148666117
>doesn't mention anything about Naruto's "death" or the village getting nuked

Yeah, those are fake

>>148666357
God, that's cringey

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>>148665973
Too.
Cute.

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>>148664550
>>148665784
>not SaradaxChouchou

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>>148668473
>Chouchou

>>148668473
most ninjas die in battle, on missions.

Fatty will die from juvenile diabetes.

>>148668473
why do fatties exist in escapist literature? No one wants to be fat or imagines themselves as fat, especially not girls.

>>148669709
Comedy relief for non fat people to laugh at

>>148669248
Just like Chouji did.

>>148670220
Kishi never made fun of Choji for being fat. Even gave him a load of flashbacks about getting bullied. Naruto's been nice to fat people.

I still don't get why they exist here. Do fat people self-insert as fatties? I by default self-insert as Naruto or whoever the current protagonist is. I don't self-insert with whichever character I look the most like.

>>148671071
Maybe not everyone has an agressive hatred of fat people and feel like they need to pretend they don't exist? Jeez, guys.

>>148671071
I can't self insert into anybody in Naruto, they're all too well-defined.

>>148668473
Best pairing.

>>148668979
>>148669248
>>148669709
>Not liking based ChouChou and by extension: ChouSara.
Plebs. Get some taste pronto.

>>148671181
That's not what I'm getting at. No one WANTS to be fat, they're not going to self-insert as the fat person in escapist literature. Especially when the fat person never even plays the role as the temporary protagonist as with Shikamaru. Not attacking fat people in real life.

>>148671487
Not saying I necessarily don't like her character, just don't understand why fat characters exist in Naruto is all.

>>148671773
Because fatness can be useful for Ninjutsu in Nardo world. You've seen Chouji's techniques.

>>148671950
oh right. I suppose from the standpoint of just having the biggest variety of ninjutsu it makes sense. I get too caught up in the escapist aspect of this series.

>>148671773
>>148672081
What you have to keep in mind is that characters are more than what people "Want" to be. No one wants to be a girl with a giant forehead. No one wants to be a guy with bug eyes and a bowl cut. No one wants to be a boy who looks exactly like a young woman (ok, some people do).
Think less about escapism and think more about a diverse cast. Not all characters should be idealized or something for self-inserting. Most of the characters I like are characters I find interesting, funny or cool. Not the ones I want to be like. Especially for someone like Chouji who's a minor character.

>>148672632
True. That's probably one of the things that attracts people to this series with it's unique gallery of characters with quirks.

Too bad Kishi's shafted all of them for muh pottery.

>>148673268
Naruto's biggest strength is the world and characters that've been crafted imo. There's so much to play around with there, it's a shame it was mostly thrown away for muh themes, muh parallels.

>>148637215
aye lads, finally back.
sorry for not holding fort since failed coup happened

>>148673691
Failed coup?

>>148673782
check the news about Turkey

>>148673782
he's Turkish anon

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glad I finally listened to you guys and started watching this. I'm already hooked. Tenten and Rock Lee's gags are great.

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>>148673930
Oh yeah, that.

>>148673691
See anybody die?

>>148674169
Who's that girl? She a cute.

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Ok this translation probably isn't accurate. [Deadfish] and [HorribleSubs] have same translation so might as well stick with it. I suppose imprecise translations are probably what works best for translating comedy anyway.

>>148674310
she's some no-name girl who's enlising Lee's help with a debt collector. She's pretty cute desu.

>>148674310
That's Neji, Anon.

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>>148674246
nope, but i saw horryfying shit on twitter
>Attack Heli gunning down civvies
>Crowds lynching soldiers who laid down arms

>>148674776
that's awful. Why do civilians hate them so much? I thought coups were pretty civilised, like the couple of attempted ones Venezuela.

>>148675117
>Coups.
>Civilized.
In what universe, senpai?

>>148675117
the fucking chomars (turkish rednecks) just went insane after their Erdo told them to hit the streets and "protect" the "Democracy" of turkey
also many of the people say its a false flag that done by AKP

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>>148668473
But that's already canon

>>148674776
also might want to delete that in case of ban

>>148675237
I don't know, remember I watched some documentary on the attempted coup Chavez orchestrated and I don't think there were any deaths. Then there was the coup against Chavez featured in the Irish documentary 'The Revolution will not be Televised'. Don't know anything about unstable countries like Venezuela or Turkey but I always thought coups were seen as fair play.

>>148675412
Sounds awful. Hope you're in one of the safer parts of Turkey.

>>148675660
>also might want to delete that in case of ban
its not THAT gory
>Sounds awful. Hope you're in one of the safer parts of Turkey.
nope, in Istanbul where SHTF
couple of jets went maverick and created sonic boom
felt like they dropped bombs and shit, it really shook my apartment

>>148675653
>chou chou sharing food
True love right there.

I unironically think that Hanabi has a better design than Hinata.

>>148677085
Maybe but who cares about a literally who

>>148677160
Me desu

>>148677085
>brown hair
>smaller breasts
That's it.

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>>148677160
>literally who
you're talking about the future leader of the Hyuuga clan, the most prestigious clan in the entire village. Plus the future wife of the eighth hokage.

>>148677667
>the future leader of the Hyuuga clan
wowitsnothing.jpg

>the future wife of the eighth hokage.
Why would anyone hook up characters that have never spoken to each other?

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why is so much of the KonoHana art so awful?

>>148677840
>he hasn't read Hiashi's official manifesto

>>148677920
Maybe because people good at drawing would rather not take time to draw crack pairings for forgotten characters?

>>148678320
>forgotten characters
Konohamaru's literally the Kakashi of the new generation. Hanabi's the main characters eccentric aunt.

>>148678320
>Not taking the time to draw crack pairings for forgotten characters.
What a current year.

>>148675117
Because they're "civilians" and not civilians

>>148677840
Because shippers are retarded? Gotta pair everyone off. People also pair Naruto up with everyone.

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>>148678475
Well, Konohamaru already got replaced by Sauce when it comes to teaching shit to Bort.

I do hope that he doesn't remain forgotten, but he doesn't make it into any of the new team 7 merchandise or promotional material

>Hanabi's the main characters eccentric aunt.
Wow, she must have had quite a lot of screentime in the post-700 stuff then.

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>>148680235
>Konohamaru already got replaced by Sauce when it comes to teaching shit to Bort.
Fucking REEEEEEE

you're right though. I just really want to see more adult Konohamaru. Sasuke's forever tainted.

>Wow, she must have had quite a lot of screentime in the post-700 stuff then.
sh-she might!

>>148639089
Pain was badass as fuck

>>148646396
He likes Sasuke's boipussi

>>148661364
You're forgetting that Kishimoto is a full blown autist and can't write romance because he gets embarrassed

I wanna doodle something. Anyone got a request for Sarada, Chouchou or Sakura

>>148666117
If nardo dies, I could see the kyuubi being transported into Boruto, we could have very interesting development between Kurama and Boruto, ie. Kurama saying he's nothing like his father, weak, spoilt.

Of course, I'd rather we had something new but I definitely think it's a possibility

>>148674776
Who are you supporting turkbro
>Inb4 turkish cia break into your house 30 seconds after you answer

>>148677667
Hanabi shouldn't marry outside of her clan

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>>148646396
Everything you know is a lie. Take the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole goes... you want reality? I'll show you reality... We live surrounded by a thin facade that we call life. Allow me to pull it back and show you what lies beneath. After reading this thread, nothing will ever be the same. You can thank me later. Welcome to life 2.0. Everything they taught you in school, everything they told you was right and good... turns out they were just trying to sell you something you didnt need................... What's the number one lie that we're force fed? i dont know where to start. Pick one.

Who's pulling the strings? Who's the man behind the mirror? Pull the curtain back and see for yoruself, i wont stop you...

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>>148646396
TRUTH? i guess its just a subjective term.... Whose to say insane people are truly insane? What do you believe in? Mankind spent the majority of the 20th century believing in lies.

You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain, smiling. I'm just one of the ones who understand what it's really all about. Did i blow your mind yet?

EVERYTHING THAT YOU KNOW IS FALSE. We're all just a big piece of this cosmic puzzle called life...

What does it all add to? We'll see, won't we...

Catch you on the flipside

>>148682178
When he was in the shadows

Heh, I didn't know the dub reached the Obitobi reveal.

>>148683395
the ones who can make turkey great again
both sides failed thought

>>148671773
> No one WANTS to be fat
Many retards on Tumblr disagree

>>148674776
Civilians shouldn't have gone out to fight the military then.

Not that it matters, since Erdogan is close to declaring war on the US, at which point, you should probably get out of there.

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>>148685116
>Obitobi
You mean Tobito.

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>>148685236
>make turkey great again
we need to go way back then

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>>148688589
>>148685236

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>>148675653

>>148684867
Nah he was badass all the way until he "died"

He fisted the hidden leaf

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>>148685236
Make Turkey Ottoman again

>>148688017
I can't say "Obitobi" with you around, can I?

What's this from?
https://a.uguu.se/ho0J6da2F8Hw.gif

>>148690785
Nope. Say it with me! TOBITO!

>>148691025
Blood prision movie?
Or one of the other shippuden movies for sure.

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>>148691025
>https://a.uguu.se/ho0J6da2F8Hw.gif
Sakura's punches are my fetish. Moreso when she lands them though.

>>148691616
how'd ya like a swift one right in the sack?
>ballbuster Sakura

>>148691709
Basically the same as asking if you'd want an impromptu sex change.

>>148691616
That's gonna be Arata, except, you know, also useful

>>148691616
are those his teeth? Brutal

>>148692389
No, that's just the leathery Reanimation skin tearing. That's Hayate.

>>148692452
I'll have to watch this some time. Hayate's my boy.

>>148692601
Do you really want to see him lose to Sakura?

>>148693842
Nigga's dead.

>>148694639
Do you really want to see an immortal Hayate with infinite chakra that can't feel pain lose to Sakura?

>>148693842
I need my Hayate fix somehow, I'll take it

>>148693842

Did he ever even win anything?
I mean I dig the guy and all but it's not like his reputation is on the line.

>>148696274
Hayate gave his life trying to get word out of the Konoha invasion plot. He was such a talented swordsman that Baki remarks on how Konoha has many fine shinobi. But no, to answer your question he never won any of the fights he was in. Still a great guy.

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>>148696274
Rasengan [bump version]

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no one got anything Naruto-related they want to talk about?

>>148703573
I was tempted to talk about a fanboy I've seen on GameFAQs but thought better of it.

>>148703759
might as well desu, even if it's autistic rambling.

>>148703573
Haku is objectively best girl

Which Naruto character has the most COMPLEX MOTIVES?

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Memeposting station up and running at the new house. Internet should be coming in a few weeks. Man, maybe I should move my /nsunsg/ shitposting folder to my Dropbox, rather than keeping it on my laptop.

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>>148704195
I won't deny it

What's this still from? Really high quality.

>>148704306
I guess Kabuto or Sasuke during his fight with Naruto, because I still don't know what their motivations were.

>>148704449
>Deadpool
hello readit
Looks nice though. I'm still holding out for Kaby Lake CPUs before I invest in a desktop.

>>148704031
There's a lot to go through so I'll just post a link.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000381-anime-and-manga-naruto/73902113

It goes from PTS Gaara vs. Zabuza to Sakura at some point.

>>148704648
Mum got it for me as a housewarming gift. Deadpool is cool, not even memeing. The comics are great and, while the movie was a bit lacklustre, it was enjoyable.

I'm still running a 3570K clocked at 4GHz and a GTX 760. I was looking at an RX 480, but the whole 'burning PCIe slots' and 'being way below expected' is a bit of a turn off. Especially in Kangarooland, where all tech costs about eight times as much. I'm hesitantly cautious about the Sapphire RX 480 Nitro, but eh. 760 is doing fine for now.

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Tenten's objectively the best friend of the entire series. Better even than Shikamaru was to Choji.

>>148705183
I like to call things reddit but I really liked Guardians of the Galaxy, and Deadpool made me laugh a few times.

>>148705107
Really seems like all has been resolved on page 1 alone. How the Hell does this go on for another 33 pages?

Don't see how Zabuza could get past Gaara's sand defenses seeing as Lee needed to open 6(?) gates just to hit him.

>>148706209
I really need to repay the Deadpool game. It was pretty vapid, but good for a run and gun game.

>>148706209
Would you believe it if I said Sakura because at around post 56 it becomes mostly about her.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000381-anime-and-manga-naruto/73902113/854848250

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>>148664427
>>148664550
>>148664332
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think I understand the Tentenfags now

>>148706519

>>148706893
>Sakura was the best developed female character in the series. No one can deny that.
Oh boy, you heard him, no one can deny it. Honestly the other guy's the one who looked into his history and brought Sakura up, but the Sakurafag's pretty bad too if he let this drag out for 30 pages.

>>148706209
Lee only needed to open two to actually hit him, but four to crack his Sand Armour. Zabuza likely could've gotten through his Sand Shield.

It would've actually been cool to see Zabuza get through the shield through sheer force. Like him just wailing on the shield with his sword and Gaara's expression changing as he realised each blow was getting closer and closer and the sand was reacting slower and slower.

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There's probably a lot more milk from this but I'm not bothered taking it further. Someone should post the highlights.

>>148707663
>It would've actually been cool to see Zabuza get through the shield through sheer force.
very doubtful seeing as even the chidori had a hard time dealing with the shield. Might not be as close as I'd imagine but Gaara just seems on a whole other level, always imagined he didn't really get any more powerful between Part 1 and 2, but he probably did.

>>148706519
>Deadpool game
sounds like it's full of memes

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>>148707947
I was initially gonna do that, don't know why i didn't.

>>148707947
The Chidori didn't go against Gaara's normal and shield, it had to penetrate the hardened Sand that Gaara used while preparing Shukaku. I'm talking about the normal sand that flashes into place as needed, not the super hard sand that Gaara uses in the Third Exam.

>>148708069
From memory, there are a few. It's honestly still a fun, mindless, violent shoot em up game.

>>148704306
Itachi probably

>>148706893
>Sakura was the best developed female character in the series. No one can deny that.
Her entire character development for shipuuden was getting over edgelord and in the end sinks to her knees after an apology and a flick on the forehead

yeah, no

>>148704306
Madara, Kaguya or Black Zetsu.

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>>148708375
>>148709120

To be clear though, just because we might be poking fun at this particular Sakurafag doesn't mean we have anything against our resident Sakurafags here.

If you're reading this I love you no less than anyone else here

>>148709249
I still need to read a summary on what Kaguya actually is, what the tree is and where chakra came from. The manga didn't explain it well enough or it was rushed or maybe I'm just stupid.

>>148709553
I'm no expert, but here's what I think went down.

So, Kaguya is an alien who came to earth, saw there was a ton of fighting, and planted the seed of her God Tree, because blood makes it grow. War continues for however long - decades, centuries, whatever - and eventually Kaguya decides to end the fighting and eat the chakra fruit. I believe the anime explains this as because she fell in love with one of the human warlords/kings/princes/whatever. Using her mind magic, she crushes all resistance and rules humanity as a benevolent Bunny Goddess. She gives birth to Hagoromo and Hamura at some point. After several decades, she begins losing screws, and Hagoromo and Hamura find people underground hooked up to the God Tree. Kaguya is taking back chakra and turning people into White Zetsu. Hagoromo and Hamura confront her, she goes full crazy, fuses with the God Tree, and becomes the Ten Tails. The rest, as they say, is history - Hagoromo and his brother defeat their mother, Hagoromo splits the chakra and body of the Ten Tails apart, seals the chakra within himself and the body inside the moon. He then later splits the Ten Tails chakra into the nine Tailed Beasts.

Now, as for WHY Kaguya wanted to regather all the chakra, it's a bit hazy, and may be explained in the Boruto manga. One theory is that she was just a selfish bitch and didn't like anyone else having God powers. Another plausible theory is that sue knew Kinshiki and Momoshiki were working their way towards earth, and she needed the hundreds of thousands of White Zetsu to fight them off. Third theory is that she was preparing for something else - something far bigger and scarier than some more Ootsutsuki aliens, and she was desperately gathering forces to defend herself.

It's likely her motivations will come to light in the Boruto manga.

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>>148709249
Pure Evil

>>148711095
People often say that about people whose motivations they can't understand. A man does not concern himself with the intentions of ants.

>>148710357
yeah this definitely helps. Because we don't really see any of it unfold aside from exposition here and there it's nice to see it all laid out in a single paragraph.

>Kaguya is taking back chakra and turning people into White Zetsu
I thought no humans had chakra until they bred with the descendants of Hagoromo. Is that not what Kaguya meant when she kept talking about all chakra as if it belonged to her while fighting Naruto? Or did she instill in every human chakra while she was alive?

>>148711760
It's possible that Hagoromo had already begun teaching Ninshuu, or had already had Indra and Ashura by then. I'm unsure of the exact timeline. It's possible that the first incarnation of the Nativity of a World of Trees technique didn't drain chakra, just turned people into White Zetsu.

Keep in mind that the tree doesn't drain chakra by default. The user with the Rinne Sharingan can siphon chakra from those caught by the tree, but the tree itself doesn't drain chakra passively. It's likely that Kaguya was just turning normal humans into White Zetsu.

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I actually really like that they go into Kisame's backstory without ever explaining what the fuck he is or even bother seriously addressing it properly. Guess the same goes for how Jashin isn't really explained, but I think someone who has functional gills on his face and is blue is more bizarre than a character who's immortal and worships a bloodthirsty god.

oh and that's not even mentioning the awakened shark form

>>148712556
Fuguki is another fish person, I'm pretty sure there are just clans like that in the Mist

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>>148712784
forgot pic. So was Samehada a shark or was Kisame a shark? Or were they both sharks?

>>148712808
is this filler? I don't remember his character being explored. He doesn't look very fishlike.

>I'm pretty sure there are just clans like that in the Mist
that's pretty screwed up and should warrant some explanation, but again it's kind of fun that it never is

why in these alternate universes doesn't Kakashi give Obito his eye back?

>>148713683
You mean the ones where Obito didn't join Madara after getting crushed by that boulder?

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>>148713683
pic related. Obito's scarred enough with his wrinkly side of his face, shouldn't have to cover up the non-scarred side just because Kakashi fucked up and got his eye destroyed

>>148713757
yes, and the ones where Rin is alive for some reason

>>148712556
I think the villains that don't have a validation/heartbreaking backstory are easily the best, the series just poured on far to much bullshit and righteous justification for the antagonists

Deidara, Orochimaru, Hidan, Kisame. These were the best villains in the series

>>148713949
Deidara wasn't a villain, he just happened to be in with the wrong crowd. He was only in it for the art.

>>148713881
>yes, and the ones where Rin is alive for some reason
Obito gave it to Kakashi as a gift for becoming Jonin. It would be pretty awkward to just go and say "Uh, dude, since I survived and all...can I have my eye back?"

And Rin's alive because Obito made it in time to save her and Madara is taken down from the get-go.

>>148714069
>He was only in it for the art.
Which is exactly why he was one of the best villains

How do you all think I should go about making Sage Mode into a D20-usable state? I mean, beyond DEX, STR, CHAK and CON boosts, there isn't really much else, stat-wise, that it provides. It seems like a bit of a lacklustre power up, Senjutsu techniques aside.

>>148714130
>And Rin's alive because Obito made it in time to save her and Madara is taken down from the get-go
oh, well I haven't seen the anime filler yet. And fuck it being awkward, there's no way Obito could marry his girl Rin if he has to cover up the only handsome part of his face. Plus it makes no sense given the eye powers become a thousand times more useful with both eyes. Plus Kakashi never uses his sharingan because it tires him. Give him literally anyone else's eye.

>>148714179
the art AND the banter with Sasori/Tobi mind you

>>148714383
the sensory aspect should make it useful enough outside of the boring general power boost, not sure how that translates into the game though

>>148714383
I think the biggest bonus would be using Nature chakra instead of your own

>>148714878
Yeah. Could make it too easy though, if she can just pop Sage Mode every ten minutes to see if there are bad guys nearby.

>>148714959
How would that impact her jutsu, though? Especially since she's mostly stealthy.

>>148716663
I was thinking more that it would substitute using your own chakra points for the Nature chakra Sage Mode provides. You could also tie that into how long you can hold Sage Mode

I want to buttfuck Orochimaru, does this make me gay?

>>148716853
That could work. Or spend a Senjutsu Chakra Point to increase the potency of a normal jutsu - increase damage, range, things like that. Length of time could be an issue though, since Waniko could reliably be in Sage Mode for an entire fight, recover afterwards, and be in Sage Mode for the next one. Might just impose the 'once per day' rule, and increase that as she progresses.

>>148717462
Only if he's in a man's body when you desire him.

>>148717462
well this general decided I'm gay for much much less than that, but personally I don't think it counts if you're only attracted to one particular guy and other than that you only want to fuck girls. Especially if it's a fictional character.

>>148717891
If you wanna fuck dudes and chicks, that makes you bi.

>>148717891
are you the guy thats totally not gay and totally doesn't want to fuck his childhood boyfriends

>>148718035
Don't think there's anyone that indiscriminately goes for men and girls but could be wrong.

Still, I don't think it's at all gay (or bi) if anon is only attracted 1 guy, especially if it's a fictional character. Even more so if it's a particularly feminine guy like Orochimaru.

>>148718370
I'm the guy who mentioned something about sleepovers and people conveniently misinterpreted it, yes

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>>148718405
yea you're an actually faggot, accept it you fag baby

>>148718405
There are many people who don't care where their dick or pussy goes or comes from.

Depends if he meant Orochimaru or Arachimaru, anyway.

>>148713881
What is Kakashi saying? I can't into kata

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I'm going to sleep

>>148721635
Goodnight friend. We'll be here.

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>>148721635
just remember that when you wake up rin will still be worst girl

>>148688838
What kind of nickname is Bae

>>148637215
OVA subs are out
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=831098

>>148722594
Nignog speak for babe, basically

Also how long was /vg/ down for?

>>148722594
It's some bullshit Ebonics or Tumblr/Twitterspeak.

>>148723053
dunno, looks like hirohito fucking up again

>>148713949
Kakuzu too.
Orochimaru, Hidan, Kisame, Kakuzu and Deidara all had very valid reasons for being the bad guy.
Knowledge, Religious Zeal (from a god that actually exists apparently), a world without lies, money, and beauty are no less valid than Nardo's goal. They're just not the same goal.

>>148723053
About 2 hours

>>148711760
>>148710357
People always had chakra, Hagoromo taught them how to mold it.

>>148714383
If Jiraiya at 50 doesn't have enough chakra for balancing to be possible then I'd say no

Unless you know, one of the characters is some kisame like person or a jinchuuriki

>>148717560
Senjutsu should give passive feats like Alert and Mind over Body, an AC boost as long as she's not under control of genjutsu, and a small DR boost. It should also probably act like a combo of Berserker Rage and vancian magic and needs to be prepared before battle until she's at a level where she can pull off Nardo's trick of killing his own clones to get sage chakra.
I haven't been following your game
Summary and what system is the homebrew based off?

>>148725313
It's not the amount of chakra, it's just that some bodies are inherently good or bad at it. Jiraiya just didn't have that certain 'thing' to allow Perfect Sage Mode. More 'genetics are the most important thing' subtext. Likewise, Orochimaru could have possibly learned Sage Mode, it's simply that the body he was inhabiting at the time wasn't strong enough.

>>148725313
The character in question is meant to be very beautiful, right? I do like the idea of someone very pretty going to a rather ugly imperfect mode (that's still not imperfect enough to turn you into stone, obviously).

>>148726128
5th Ed DnD, but I'm no expert, and I'm still learning, so I understood maybe a third of your post. It's basically identical to 5e except that there is a 'Chakra' stat alongside the usual Strength, Dexterity, etc.

I'll make it work somehow. I'm good at making things work.

>>148726218
Orochimaru is legitimately the most dangerous fucker in the setting, Kaguya-tiers aside and maybe not even then
From what we've seen, there's nothing saying that any jutsu besides Kekkei Genkai can't be learned if you try hard enough, and Orochimaru has literally all the time left in the world. He'll probably find a way to use Kekkei Genkai through scrolls that give him that Kekkei Genkai or something.

>>148726275
Well who is she learning it from? Imperfect Sage Mode just transforms you, it doesn't necessarily transform you into a toad. Shit like Kabuto on a girl would probably make her just look exotic instead of ugly, and if she learned it from some ancient Sage living alone she could probably just end up as a glowing person.

>>148726359
AC is Armor Class which is more or less the dodge stat
DR is Damage Reduction
Alertness and Mind over Body are feats that give a bonus to Listen and Spot Checks (+2) and extra Ability Score regen (Ability score damage is usually some form of crippling damage like getting smashed with a Rasenshuriken).
Come to think of it it should also give a boost to passing Saving Throws that rely on DEX, STR, or CON.

I'm coming off 3.5e though so not sure about how 5e differs if it's significant.

>>148726615
Oh, yeah, Orochimaru could easily learn Sage Mode now, and since he's in a White Zetsu body, he could probably mess with his own genetics until he can attain Perfect Sage Mode. I'm just saying that for the average ninja, some people just cannot attain PSM, through no fault of their own.

I'm not sure who she'd learn it from. It won't be in this campaign anyway - I'm preparing for the sequel. That being said, Natural Energy and Senjutsu will come into play alongside Waniko in this campaign.

I know what AC is. Alert is completely different in 5e, and I haven't checked if Mind Over Body is still a thing or not. I'll see what I can do. Probably temporary ability boosts and a few special rules, as well as maybe a Natural Energy Point pool that she can use to boost her normal jutsu.

>>148726935
Ok
If you need some help you can ask me I guess
t. 3.5e homebrew GM pro

>>148727047
Cheers. It's mostly under control, and I've got a few IRL DnD GMs that have been playing longer than I've been alive, but I'll let you know.

Are you new here, out of interest? Most people know about the game I've been running.

>>148727114
Nah I'm not new, I just didn't pay that much attention to the campaign so I don't know the specifics.
>longer than I've been alive
Well I can't boast that as a uni student, but I'm betting most of them didn't have the autism to write 3400+ pages of LE LORE over 5 years of campaigning with even more pages that never got used.
I hate myself :'D

>>148722517
I'm a Sakurafag but Rin is objectively best girl

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>>148727318

>>148727296
>>148727318
P Jelly of both of you guy's commitment desu

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>>148727318

>>148727296
The group of five of them have been playing the same campaign for seven years straight, and since the GM is high-functioning autistic (the awesome kind who can hold a conversation, has an engineering degree, and is spending time drawing up plans on how to realistically build a function mech, but can't tell when a girl likes him. Just like Naruto, now that I think about it) he never writes anything down and keeps seven years worth of campaign notes in his head.

>>148727609
Wew
>tfw there's three continents that the players literally cannot go to anymore since they got nuked off the face of the planet as a result of them pissing off a sun goddess who proceeded to throw a tantrum
>eight entire nations with their own histories, troops, heroic figures, and politics they'll never see
Their loss :^)

>>148727903
See, I'm lucky in that 97% of my lore is done for me. The places and people and history already exists, for the most part. I'm adding in two OC locations and clans, and that's mostly it.

>>148728017
I'm too autistic to do that as I've realized I like to make overpowered OC donutsteels, so I decided the best way to get around that is to simply make my own damn setting and fill it with as many OC donutsteels as I so please.
I'm the guy who told you to get your sister to play yesterday
It's very fun to have your sister in your campaign group

>>148728126
Both clans are NPC-only, with Waniko being a half-blood from one of them, so no OC shenanigans, since the players will only really interact with a handful of members from each clan, and not in a combat setting.

Eh. Still an only child. I like the group I have. Gf wouldn't be overly interested anyway, I don't think. Not long term, anyway.

I'd appreciate it if you took a look at the summaries. Obviously you don't need to, but it'd be cool if you have any suggestions. It's like 20 pages long atm though.

>>148728402
I'll look at it, where is it? Just the one in the OP?

>>148728473
Yep. Should be up to date as of Session 9, hopefully.

>>148728473
Also keep in mind that they might be a bit skewed because I literally copied and pasted the paragraphs from the summaries I write on here, so it might say something like 'pic related', because I posted something with it in the thread. So it might not sync up perfectly.

Also, the disclaimer up top should explain why Akame turned into Waniko.

>>148714460
>oh, well I haven't seen the anime filler yet.
There's a filler about that alternate reality? What episodes?

>>148728784
Yeah I saw, you don't think very highly of the quitter huh.

>>148728886
Considering she couldn't even wait long enough to end the mission, ditched mid-game, left her team in the lurch, up to that point had said maybe half a dozen words, and paid attention maybe 30% of the time, needing constant reminders that it was her turn, or what we were doing, or asking if she had anything of value to say, yeah, I'm a bit miffed.

>>148729117
I don't blame you.

>>148729283
Then again, her character was an Uchiha, so, you know, most people on here, upon learning that, we're much happier that Waniko took her place.

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R20 GM what are the chances of someone getting a Kookaburra summoning contract?

>>148730410
True, she'd have rapidly outpaced everyone else like my sister's character did through no involvement of my own.

>>148730675
As an Australian myself, I would be ALL FOR THAT. I mean, I dunno how, because there are no Australian ninjas in game. YET.

It'd be cool though. They're smart little buggers.

>>148730812
All the countries are call "Land of ____" right? So the Australian ninjas come from the Land Down Under.

>>148730774
Nah, she was like an Uchiha who didn't know she was one. Wouldn't have mattered anyway, because I wouldve imposed sanctions anyway, Uchiha or not, as to how often she could use the Sharingan, and what it's effects could be. None of this handwave 'it can do anything' bullshit. I AM THE LAW.

>>148730871
Land of Banter, from the Village Hidden in the VB. Their 'secret jutsu' is just smashing a beer bottle and glassing a cunt.

>>148730894
Yeah but that aside, even normal Three-Tomoe Sharingan (which can apparently be kept on almost indefinitely by an actual Uchiha) is broken as fuck

>limited precognition
>perfect observation
>nerfed byakugan-style chakra vision
>copying jutsu
>hypnosis and instant mid-tier genjutsu from looking at someone
Probably other utility shit I'm forgetting too, and this stuff is from way back when from before Sharingan became invincible.

Meanwhile Fugetsu would've gotten physical damage reduction and the Shimura would've gotten a buff to some wind techniques. Wow.

>>148731148
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3stocazvp88r6ox/Sharingan%20Powers.docx?dl=0
Here's the write-up I did for her powers.

Gotta be honest though, the other guy's wouldn't have been left behind.
Fugetsu becomes a member of the Seven Swordsman, has his own Kekkei Genkai, and gets a special tutor.
Renya is learning Sealing, prettily much off his Wind techs entirely, and will end up Flying Thunder Godding all over the place.
Arata will be like Sakura, but actually useful and liked, and will have the option for swapping out jutsu for biomedical surgical enhancements that Akame straight-up wouldn't have been able to copy or replicate.

I'm happy with Waniko, though. The story actually works WAY better with her backstory than it did with Akame.

>>148731445
Man only now that we're discussing TTRPG mechanics do I realize Naruto has a tiny powerlevel range
Even Greater Teleportation is literally used by one (1) character in the entire series, Flying Thunder God needs to put down a seal before teleporting.

>>148731013
Are the rebels fighting for the Land of Banter to be recognised as a sovereign nation? Because I'm already having doubts about killing the leaders.

>>148731565
Eh, it's likely that almost all proto-ninja from around Indra and Ashura's time would have power that would dwarf anything at the time of the series. I'm talking power that would make Madara just go 'Nope, I'm outta here, sorry kids'.

>>148731752
Y'all ain't in the Land of Banter. There's still a few twists coming for the mission anyway. Well, one. And it's not really a twist at all. More of just a simple decision you'll need to make.

>>148731837
The strongest PC in my campaign is a level 41 Heavenly Spectre immune to all damage that doesn't have a divine, metadivine or ungodly (not unholy) attribute and 40% + 30 DR against divine damage and who passively does damage to everyone within 20 meters of her below her level.
The strongest enemy that I'd let them take on is a level 45 thunder god who has the firepower to nuke Sicily into the Mediterranean if they were on Earth.
Nardo is pretty weak

>>148732096
I wonder how strong I'll let my players get.

It'll probably stop being 'Naruto' at some point if they keep getting stronger, though.

Going toe-to-toe against Jashin would be sick though. We'll see. That's too far ahead to even consider at this point.

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And with all this powerlevel talk, there are STILL no guns, even in the brave new age.
What a waste.

>>148732330
I expected her to go flying, wearing those heels.

>>148732250
Since you're using Naruto as the basic worldsystem, they probably shouldn't go any higher than Nardo+Sauce tier, since you'd be losing any sort of reference system after that.
I can let mine go as high as they want, since there's an insurmountable wall (like, actually 'you will never be able to beat this even in theory even if you give yourself every ability in the game and infinite stats' insurmountable) between the PCs and the of the highest beings and I'll always have something for them to fight or do.

>>148732640
You should know by now that players can do any fucking retarded thing they set their mind to, including killing your 'unkillable' boss, forcing you to throw away 30 pages for story.

Never underestimate the ingenuity of powerful idiots.

>>148732837
They actually can't. The 'unkillable' boss is the Goddess of Memory, History, the Past, and Memes, and as it were she's a metadivine being who's the one writing the story itself. If they beat her, it's specifically because she thinks it would be cool and epic for them to do so in the course of their adventure, and she can retcon herself back to life at any time by definition, since she exists outside the story.
Yes, she's a mary sue in terms of power. No, they'll never fight her or really interact with her, she exists only in the lore itself and for doing meme shit like drawing crop circles or giving people massive dicks for fun.

As for retarded players, I had a ranger fuck an arc antagonist into being his cockslut by rolling 3 nat 20s in his seduction roll so there's that.

>>148733184
> implying they won't kill her by murdering every person in the universe so there can be no mention of it, find a way to destroy the past throughout the multiverse, and then kill themselves purely so nobody left alive can know of her, effectively removing her from existence
Come on

Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Let me know what you think if the summary. I'll read it when I wake up.

>>148733184
I saw on /tg/ someone made their players face some sort of demon who preyed on forgetfulness, if you forgot about something he would remove it from existence, so players would do constant stock checks of their inventories and keep journals, eventually they forgot why and the demon removed itself from existence.

>>148733354
>implying they won't kill her by murdering every person in the universe so there can be no mention of it, find a way to destroy the past throughout the multiverse, and then kill themselves purely so nobody left alive can know of her, effectively removing her from existence
She knows of herself, which is enough. Remember she exists outside of the setting and therefore time, so if anyone has known of anything, at any point in the past, present or future, she can have it if she feels like it.
She's less sitting on the timeline and looking at it from above, it doesn't matter if you destroy the past because the past existed at some point and she remembers it.

>>148733419
She controls Memory and History but is neither Memory nor History and isn't dependent on worship. The only ways to fuck her up is to bore her to tears so she leaves, or somehow manage to enlist the help of another being of similar statue to sock her in the ''''real world''''.
She is to the setting what Tolkien is to Middle Earth, essentially. You'd have to get his wife to punch him for you or something.


Either way they don't even know she exists, she's only part of my setting because I thought of a donutsteel and needed somewhere to put it.

>>148732250
>Jashin
Ootsutsuki?

>>148733790
Nobody knows who the fuck Jashin is.

>>148733698
> implying they won't stab you to get rid of her, since you're the true storyteller
Watch your back, friend.

>>148733827
My sister will protect me~

>>148733913
Her body will end splayed over yours. There is nothing scarier than players with a plan. Even if it's a fucking retarded one.

>>148727537
>Sakura being that young.
Rin's a massive pedo. Who knew.

>>148734084
we're both 2nd dan fighters desu

>>148734429
I use high-powered fully automatic assault truck. Roundhouse that.

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>>148734429
But what if you roll a 1, bruh?

>>148734628
>>148734603
The meme goddess would probably summon spartans to fight against that desu. Meme phalanx is 100% invincible from the front.

>>148734628
what if they roll a nat20

>>148734703
Countermeme with a frog on a unicycle. Double down and make the frog Pepe.

>>148734757
Nothing happens, nat 20 / nat 1 isn't full meme material in my system. Bullshit does the Elder God blow himself up 5% of the time.

>>148734839
>pepe
She summons Chad Thundercock.

>>148734891
I summon Elliot Roger, the Meme Supreme (Gentleman)

>>148735010
She summons the cops then sets your HP to 0 and sets BOOLEAN Can_Revive to 0.

>>148735181
Can't summon the cops if she - and you - are already dead, friendo.

Anyway, now I'm going to bed for reals. Night!

>>148735261
t. Elliot Roger

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>>148733354
I'll think about it a bit longer, but first off do you have the character sheets available?

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>>148736779
I was going to press F to pay respects until I saw my nigga Rin being penetrated.
That's too far, fampai.

whens mahvel

>>148733184
>that spoiler
fucking amazing. I really hope something this hilarious and perfect happens in our game, but we always seem to roll shit.

>>148737913
>fucking amazing
>a week of planning down the drain
>three (3) plotlines killed off
>2 sidequests no longer possible
>a character's 3-page personality sheet, worthless
>41 pages of story, bye-bye
>amazing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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For any drawfags around, I have a request: an image like this one but with Naruto and Himawari, Byakugan activated
>Naruto: Stop it daughter
>You are doing me a frighten
>Himawari: lock on

I would also accept Boruto in Naruto's place, changing "daughter" to "sister," of course.

Itachi-kun

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>>148726275
I would be down with some kind of grotesque mutation (as long as it looked badass), but I would also be down with something cuter like pic related. Mods please don't ban me for posting this, it's only to illustrate a vague concept, I'm not a scaly.

Also I wanted to give Waniko white hair because it looks cool and would be the logical result of the psychological damage and the jizz stains from hairpussy use but it would be way too high-visibility for stealth applications.

>>148738185
I like this idea, but I don't currently have a tablet with me. Might draw something then photoshop the shit out of it when I have some time. After I draw all the player characters from the game, obviously.

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>>148738901
Fucking ew what the hell
I thought the Waniko player left? Or are you the GM?
Just base her off Kiyohime desu

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>>148738070
But it would make a top notch doujin, desu.