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/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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Master Pimp Tobirama and Hoe Manager Madara Edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed]

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=
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>>148481818
old thread:
>>148322083
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10748734
one true waifu poll
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>>148482036
> saw Himawari and Hanabi right on top of one another while scrolling
> my mind mish-mashed them together into 'Harambe'
I need to get off the internet.
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>>148482036
>Mitsuki and Haku on the list
muh nigga
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>>148482036
I wonder if Hanabi asks her older sister if she can borrow Naruto every now and then.
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>>148482509
I've considered this, and I genuinely don't know if I'm ok with it.

I think Hinata would be cool with it if it's a threesome, and Naruto spends, like, a minimum of 80% of the time with Hinata
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>>148482036
>Hinata already getting the most votes.
Never change, /nsunsg/.
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>>148482848
Did you HONESTLY expect anything else? I'm ok with it, to be honest. I like Hinata.
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>>148482848
I voted Salad
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>>148482848
This place is full of passive aggressive Hinatafags, why are you surprised?

Hinata is a good girl though, so I don't mind.
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>>148482036
Most of the fem-ninja's are cute, sexy and awesome in their own varied ways.
>Hinata will always be my number one gal.
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>>148482509
>>148482672
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/482644/90fd004f8f/
>there's also a part 2.
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>>148482848
>popular girl is popular
What a fucking shock.
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>>148482672
So, main body + 3 clones for Hinata, one clone for Hanabi?
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I'm having a bit of a mind-blank for Fugetsu's skill tree. Assistance from you nerds would be greatly appreciated.

So far, he's getting Suigetsu's Water Release: Water Gun and Twin Water Guns techniques, as well as a cut-down version of Gengetsu's Steaming Danger Tyranny jutsu. I can come up with sword techniques easily enough, but I'm wondering if any of you guys can come up with ideas for his Boil Release.

He'll have a chance to be trained by Kokuou, who is going to be asked by Naruto in his #TailedBeastShitposting IRC channel in his head, and/or Mei. Kokuou will bring up Han's Furnace Armour, in case Fugetsu wants to try something similar. So we've got Boil Release-enhanced melee attacks as well.

Girlfriend came up with like an active sensor-type jutsu, where Fugetsu lays down a thin layer of mist at ground level and channels his chakra through it, being able to feel movements in it over a large range, which I think would be a cool support tech.

What are your thoughts?
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>>148483778
The fuck is up with Nacho in that pic?

And why is Adventure Time in this too?
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>>148483394
Either that or just one massive fucking orgy where nobody can tell who's fucking who anymore. Take your pick.
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>>148483787
>Girlfriend
HHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSS!
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>>148484104
Shhh, don't tell her, but Hinata's the only girl for me
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>>148484172
having a concunbine eh?
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>>148484985
Come on, we all know that 2D is superior. There's just that 'not real' niggle to deal with.
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>>148479782
Here's the link:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2896965
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>>148483787
I got one right now.

Boil Release: Steaming Snake Tornado Technique.
You release a big Snake of boiling steam from your mouth that can spin in a rapid circle around one or more opponents and burn them in a steaming hot tornado.
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>>148485431
Much obliged.
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>>148485529
That's pretty decent. Cheers!
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>>148483778
>Adventure Time
>Winter Soldier
I'm sorry, I had to do it
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>>148485893
I think this is the last one I got.

Boil Release: Heat Stroke.
By releasing steam in the area the temperature will increase every 1 minute/60 seconds. After 10-11 minutes opponent's bodies will start to feel the effects of being exposed to the high temperature, gaining a fever and soon unconsciousness
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>>148480106
someone get this hothead outta here
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good night /nsunsg/
hold the fort for me will ya?
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>>148486713
It's under control, friend
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>>148486804
>It's cool!"
You are not in a healthy relationship when you lie so blatantly to your SO like that.
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>>148487371
Don't be silly, anon. 12+ years of sexual frustration means you blurt out silly-sounding things you don't really think about first. Hinata is ALL ABOUT that Naruto dick.
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they really fucked up Tenten's character design in The Last

I'd think the same for Hinata but the actual Hinatafags like her outfit
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>>148487923
The hair is a bit fucked, but the dual scrolls are a nice touch. Shame she doesn't really DO much, from memory. As per usual, unfortunately.
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>>148487923
DUCT
TAPE
BRACELETS

As for Hinata's design I like it on some level, but do recognise that it very much goes against her usual /comfy/ attire. Some mix of The Last's mission gear and what she wears in Burrito might have been better. As is, I chalk it up to Ino giving out some advice to the poor girl and enjoy the eye candy.
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Tell me your favorite /u/ or /y/ pairings in Nardo.
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>>148488230
> Bracelets could've been thin form-factor bracelets containing a multitude of explosive tags or sealed weapons that she could tear off and throw in combat
> nah fuck it entire roll of duct tape lol
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>>148488316
I despise both, but I suppose I could have been okay with Ino and Pinkshit going the /u/ route.
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So Naruto is probably gonna tutor team leader Fugetsu in forming his own Boil Release: Rasengan at some point.

Should be cool.
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>>148488057
Yeah the scrolls are a nice touch. I mainly dislike the lack of sandels and baggy trousers, they're what drew me to characters Tenten in the first place.

Also the mesh doesn't suit her at all. Tenten should be a combination of comfy and femininity, sacrificing only a bit of comfort for the cute tops.

>>148488230
I think they nailed Tenten and Hinata's design again for Boruto. Hinata's never looked better.

>>148488316
for yaoi Naruto x Haku, Mitsuki x Anyone, Naruto x Shikamaru
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>>148489026
>"'Metal Lee', 'beautiful name' - can't believe she fucking agreed to this!"
both Lee and Naruto's reactions here are priceless
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>>148489480
Where is this from?
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>>148489589
I don't know, downloaded from tumblr
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>>148489480
>Sasuke
>present
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>>148489752
>TenTen.
>Present.
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>>148489805
I see what you're trying to do here. Stop right now.
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>>148490060
She's a deadbeat just like Sasuke.
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>>148490181
Hard to be a deadbeat parent when you don't have any kids
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4srkndzvKo

What's your favorite track from the final album, /nsunsg/?
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>>148490353
She better not be the fucking mother or that would put her as a worse parent than Sasuke. At least he acknowledged his kid's existence unlike TenTen watching her kid get BTFO in the exams and not giving a single shit.
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>>148490436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAh8BH8yEcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpPglNkTSqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KWAXYGrbQU
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>>148490436
how can they have a final album out if the anime's not finished?

>01:01:23 - NARUTO Main Theme '16
Oh fugg are they going to bring this back for the finale? I might just piss myself.

>They play Rocks for the intro to the last episode
I'd cry just like Uzumaki Khan if I'm being honest

>>148490181
look I get it, I see what you're doing. Very nice and might be funny with someone else. Just stop it.
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>>148490436
>00:51:35 - Nostalgia
God bless you Studio Pierrot
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>>148490758
>look I get it, I see what you're doing. Very nice and might be funny with someone else. Just stop it.
I feel so sorry for Metal. He probably doesn't even know who his mother is because Lee doesn't want to break his heart.
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>>148491006
I said stop! Enough!
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>>148491006
> implying the entire Lee and Might clans don't reproduce asexually through the power of YOUTH
Come on, dude. We never see Dai's mum or dad, we never see Guy's mum, we never see Lee's mum or dad, we have yet to see Metal's mum.

Until it's revealed, it's pretty much assumed that once the males reach pinnacle YOUTH, a smaller, more YOUTHful version is created from the eyebrows of the older one.

How? Why? It's chakra, I ain't gotta explain SHIT.
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>>148491687
>eyebrows
>implying Metal didn't spawn from the chunk of Guy's leg that broke off when he kicked Madara
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>>148491171
She went from a Ninja to a Magician when he was born. She fucking disappeared, lol!
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>>148492145
> Metal is Guy's spawn and he pressured Rock Lee into looking after him
"Hey guys, this is my master's son, Metal Lee, haha."

Did Might Guy cuck his student into looking after his son while he backflipped around Konoha on his wheelchair, screaming about YOUTH?
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>>148493632
> that's why he's called the famous copy ninja Kakashi
> because his only useful contribution is stolen techniques and stolen bloodlines!
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>>148493734
>blaming a ninja for stealing
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>>148493734
hello Obito
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>>148494031
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Aiight, Fugetsu's skilltree

Level 4: Boil Release: Shifting Through the Mist Technique or Kenjutsu: Shortsword Mastery – “Hide and wait. It’s ok. I’ll find you.” –
Boil Release: Shifting Through the Mist Technique: Fugetsu lays mist out at ground level for 50ft in every direction from him and pushes his chakra through it, creating a link to him. If any enemy moves at more than a quarter of their total movement speed, Fugetsu immediately knows where they are. If he can’t see them, he doesn’t know any details, such as how large they are, or if they are armed.

or

Kenjutsu: Shortsword Mastery: Fugetsu has decided to focus his skills on honing the shortsword that is his chosen weapon. Fugetsu can add his Proficiency Bonus alongside his STR or DEX when rolling to hit – not for damage – when attacking in close combat with a weapon that can be considered a shortsword.
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Level 6: Boil Release: Steaming Snake Tornado Jutsu or Boil Release: Rasengan - “Not as good as the Hokage’s, but it does the job.” –
Boil Release: Steaming Snake Tornado Jutsu: Select four tiles in a square within 15ft. Enemies in those tiles take 1d8+3 damage as a snake formed from boiling hot steam envelops them, and take 2 further damage every turn they spend inside those four tiles, including the turn the snake is summoned. The snake lasts 2 turns.

or

Boil Release: Rasengan: After being taught by Naruto, Fugetsu can form a Rasengan. The Rasengan causes 1d12+4 damage and scalds the target, burning for an extra 2 damage per turn for two turns. Any damage next turn – if the wounded target’s AC is beaten by more than 4 – is increased by 2 as well, as the accurate attack hits home on the blistered area.
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>>148494904
>>148495196
If the last number in my post is under 5 then the top ones but if it's over 5 it's the bottom ones.
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>>148495332
What? I'm not done yet. I couldn't post the others because 4ching thought the Level 9 ones were spam. Hold up.
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>20+ minutes on page 2
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Let's see if it works this time.

Level 9: Boil Release: Steam Clone Jutsu or Iaijutsu: Reversal – “You could barely handle one of me.” –
Boil Release: Steam Clone Jutsu: Place a marker within 5ft of Fugetsu. That marker is the Steam Clone. The clone’s skills are half, rounding down, of Fugetsu’s (i.e. if Fugetsu’s Constitution is 11, the clone’s would be 5, including the requisite modifier). Fugetsu’s clone acts at the same Initiative step as Fugetsu. If Fugetsu is within sight of an enemy when forming the clone, the enemy knows which one is real and which is fake. Both the clone and Fugetsu must both be out of sight for the same turn for the enemy to not know which is the real one.

or

Iaijutsu: Reversal: If hit by a melee weapon, roll 1d20 and add your DEX modifier to it. If the result is higher than the enemy’s attack roll, the attack is parried and all damage is negated.


>>148495528
I swear something went wrong, server-wise
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>>148495594
Level 12: Boil Release: Unrivalled Strength or Kenjutsu: Centre Yourself – “I’LL CRUSH YOU!” –
Boil Release: Unrivalled Strength: Requires Furnace Armour or Form-Fitting Furnace Armour to use. For every chakra point spent, Fugetsu’s STR modifier increases by 3, to a total of 2 chakra point (Form-Fitting Furnace Armour) or 4 (Furnace Armour) for 1d3 turns.

or

Kenjutsu: Centre Yourself: Fugetsu cannot use this ability if he moved. Even in the whirling maelstrom of combat, Fugetsu has learned to calm his mind and focus. For the next 1d4+2 turns, every attack Fugetsu makes with a shortsword, longsword or greatsword is at an Advantage, and causes an extra 1d4 damage.
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Level 14: Boil Release: Grapple Detonation or Iaijutsu: Armour-piercing Cut of Ruin – “The Chidori’s got nothing on this.” –
Boil Release: Grapple Detonation: Target an enemy within 5ft and roll a Grapple check. If successful, the enemy is now grappled. At the start of the enemy’s next turn, Fugetsu explodes into scalding steam, badly burning the target, causing 1d20 damage. Fugetsu reforms 10ft away from the target.

or

Iaijutsu: Armour-piercing Cut of Ruin: Target an enemy 20ft away. The enemy MUST be 20ft away – less, and Fugetsu can’t get the speed necessary, more, and the enemy can easily dodge the blow. Fugetsu flashes towards that target and makes two attacks at an Advantage, lowering the target’s AC by 5 for those two attacks only.
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>>148488316
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Two more to go that I haven't done up yet.

Level 17: Boil Release: Erupting Strong Foot or Kenjutsu: Earth-shattering Cut of Decimation – “Arata’s Chakra Enhanced Strength is nothing. Watch this.” –
Boil Release: Erupting Strong Foot: Requires Furnace Armour or Form-Fitting Furnace Armour, and at least two chakra points-worth of Unrivalled Strength. This ability does not cost a chakra point itself. Target an enemy up to 30ft away. Fugetsu rushes forward, propelled by his Furnace Armour, to land one attack against the target, causing 35 damage and knocking the target back 15ft. This attack cannot be blocked or dodged. The STR bonus from Unrivalled Strength is then lost.

or

Kenjutsu: Earth-shattering Cut of Decimation: Target an enemy within 5ft. Fugetsu makes one attack at an Advantage against that target, doubling either the number of dice rolled, or the type of dice (i.e. 1d6 can become either 2d6 or 1d12). Furthermore, an extra 10 damage is caused and the target can only perform one Action on their next turn.
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>>148496484
she's right though
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>>148496484
> literally saved the entire ninja world
> was pre-occupied because the girl he is just beginning to understand his feelings about got fucking kidnapped
> HURR NARUTO IS BAD
That's some cherry-picking of the highest order. AND SPEAKING OF PEOPLE TREATING THEIR COMRADES LIKE SHIT, LET'S TALK ABOUT emotional manipulation by telling someone you KNOW has feelings for you that you love him so that he'll do what you want.
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Hurry up, R20 GM! Already got this elaborate post to pick the techniques! I don't care if I have no say!
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>>148497427
It's harder than it sounds! Level 18 abilities should be up shortly, then it's endgame Level 20 and I'm done. Hold on.
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>>148497427
Also, are you Planewrong, Binkbonk, or someone else entirely?
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>>148497891
Just some guy, honestly.
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>>148497973
If you're not a player, you're welcome to read through all of them, then.
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what's going on with Inherited Eyes (dual-sharingan young Obito vs no name ninja) and The Eight Gates Inner Formation (8 Gates Guy vs Madara)? Just did Guy fight and I'm sure he only chipped my health, I had well above the required 90% for an S rank. Think it was same for that one Obito chapter. I only have A in both.
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>Gai: "NIGHT GUY!"
>Madara: "OH FUCK!!!"
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Level 18 techs. No matter what he picks, if he uses this techniques, Fugetsu is now officially a war criminal.

Level 18: Boil Release: White Phosphorous Incendiary or Nenryōbō: Radiation Expulsion – “I am truly sorry.” –
Boil Release: White Phosphorus Incendiary: Costs 2 chakra points. Select a square of nine tiles within 25ft. Fugetsu expels a highly flammable variation of his mist into that square, before using Fire Release to detonate it, causing extreme burns to any model – friend and foe – in the square. Every model in the square takes 1d20+5 damage and continues to burn for 1d8 damage per turn over five turns.

or

Nenryōbō: Radiation Expulsion: Must be using Nenryōbō. Fugetsu jettisons the fusion reactor held within the blade of the sword, dousing the area in front of him with highly radioactive chakra. Any models, friend and foe, in a cone in front of him up to 15ft away immediately take 1d8 damage. For the next 5 turns, every attack they make is at a Disadvantage, every attack against them is made at an Advantage, their total movement speed is cut down to a quarter, they can only make one Action per turn, and their AC is lowered by 4.
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And we're done. Finally. All skilltrees completed.

Level 20 techs sort of turn Fugetsu into a 1v1 close combat monster.

Level 20: Boil Release: Non-Repeating Steaming Danger Tyranny or Nenryōbō: Meltdown Cycle – “You’ve left me no option.” –
Boil Release: Non-Repeating Steaming Danger Tyranny: Requires a Steam Clone to already be created. The Steam Clone gains 20 to its total movement and adds 5 to its AC. On the second turn after this jutsu is cast, the clone explodes, causing 2d20 damage to every model within 10ft of it. If Fugetsu wants, he can spend another chakra point to immediately reform the clone, and a second chakra point to begin the detonation charge again.

or

Nenryōbō: Meltdown Cycle: Fugetsu overloads the reactor that cycles chakra through the sword. Costs one chakra point per turn of activation, used at the start of the turn. For every turn the ability is active, Fugetsu can make two attacks per turn, and any attack made at an enemy causes an extra 15 damage and lowers the target’s AC by 10. This stacks with any other damage or AC-lowering ability or attack. On every turn past the first, starting at the beginning of the second, Fugetsu must roll a Chakra test. If he fails, the reactor overloads and Fugetsu must immediately drop the sword, waiting 1d6 turns before it cools and he can recover it.
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Okay, time for me to bust this bullshit out. This is going by my digits.

>>148494904
If the first digit in my post is below 5 then it's the top one.

>>148495196
If the second digit is over 5 then it's the top.

>>148495594
If the third digit is over 2 it's the bottom.

>>148495909
If the fourth digit is below 9 it's the bottom.

>>148496050
If the fifth digit is over 6 it's the bottom.

>>148496609
If the sixth digit is over 3 it's the top.

>>148498779
If the seventh digit is below 9 it's the top.

>>148499704
If the eighth post digit is over 8 then it's the bottom.

Poor ninth digit. Didn't get to play.
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>>148500371
Wait, so why don't you just read all of them? What are you even rolling for? If you're not a player, I'm really confused as to what you're doing!
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>>148500443
>If you're not a player, I'm really confused as to what you're doing!
Being a madman.

Plus, I did read them all. I had this post waiting in a doc. Because I'm a faggot with no life.
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>>148500654
I still don't completely understand, but hey, if you do, that's all that matters!

Now to do up combination jutsu shenanigans, I guess.
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>>148500872
>I still don't completely understand
That's good. That's means I'm a true Shinobi.
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>>148501039
> a true shinobi spouts gobbledegook so nobody can understand his intentions or thought processes
Kishimoto confirmed for true shinobi
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>>148501192
And Tite Kubo, the guy who made Bleach is Hokage.
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>>148501324
Haven't gotten around to reading that in any large amount, yet.

Also, what'd you think of Fugetsu's techs?

Oh shit, I forgot his Water Gun techs. Oh well, they can be added later, unrelated to that skill tree.
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>we will never get an Ikemoto redraw of the entire series
just fucking kill me already
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>>148502512
Thank fucking Christ.
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>>148502512
> we will never get a Kishimoto redraw of the entire Boruto series
just fucking kill me already
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>>148502634
I don't mind his wacky, over-realistic drawings - I'm able to separate them clearly from the (more) canonical appearances of the characters pretty easily.

I'm probably the only one who unironically prefers Hinata and Sasuke's new character designs, though everything else has left me disappointed

>>148502750
this too senpai
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Level 6 Combination jutsus

Combination jutsu can only be used if the characters that use it have the required jutsu unlocked, are close enough together, have the required chakra points, and one is following the other in Initiative. If they are out of Initiative order, the one who would go first can instead choose to Ready their combination jutsu, saving their Action for the combination jutsu.

Arata and Waniko: Combination Jutsu: Everlasting (requires Stand Together and Mystical Palm Technique) – “Hold fast, I’m with you!” – Arata channels his chakra through Waniko as she summons the smoke shield, healing the ally within the shield for 1d6 HP.

Fugetsu and Arata: Combination Jutsu: Chakra Enhanced Destruction (requires Chakra Enhanced Strength and Boil Release: Rasengan) – “Knock knock.” Select a target within 5ft. Fugetsu creates his Boil Release: Rasengan and palms it to Arata, who increases the force impacted with his Chakra Enhanced Strength. Increase the Rasengan damage to 1d18+6. Burn damage remains the same.

Renya and Waniko: Combination Jutsu: Warp Assault (requires Die Alone) – “Everyone attack now!” – Renya adds a seal to the smoke sphere that Waniko smothers an enemy in, allowing one ally to warp to the sphere as a free action.
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>>148502512
I wish he'd use his own style instead of trying to mimic Kishi.
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>>148504401
exactly. As it is he seems to be halfway between his own style and Kishi's, with characters like Sasuke or Temari clearly leaning closer to his own style while everything else leans closer to Kishi. I think he'd get much less backlash if he went all the way and changed the designs up entirely to fit his own vision.

>>148504901
Kishi's a God
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>>148504901
CC2 no doubt liked the ending as well.

Also, the asspain is real haha holy shit
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>>148504901
>Hinata's VA
NANA WILLS IT
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>>148504901
http://uzumaki-sayuri.tumblr.com/post/146934357697/heavenandeart-list-of-people-who-didnt-really that background. Is that really from 4 July this year? It's been two fucking years, how have they not adapted yet?
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>>148505479
Because 'm-muh The Last, Chapter 700, Boruto manga, inauguration one-shot, and Boruto movie are all non-canon, Naruto doesn't love Hinata, he secretly wants to be with Sakura (read: me, a stanky hambeast Tumblr feminist)!'
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>>148506771
> she's selfish, has no ambition outside romance
I think they're getting Sakura confused with Hinata if I'm honest

I can't believe how mad these people get though, it's crazy.
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>>148506771
>literally all of their arguments are NOOOOO REEEEEEE
Also I love the meme that Hinata is selfish because of her self-sacrifice against Pain. Jesus Christ, that was the most aggravating thing the NSfags pushed.
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>>148507082
Tumblristas can't understand the difference between selfless and selfish, what else is new? "I'm sitting at home on my fat ass collecting government money, that helps the economy, I'm being selfless by not getting a job!"
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Level 12 combination jutsu.

Fugetsu and Arata: Combination Jutsu: Chakra Enhanced Widespread Obliteration (requires Chakra Enhanced Strength and Boil Release: Unrivalled Strength) – “FOLLOW MY LEAD. LEAVE NOTHING STANDING!” – Arata and Fugetsu attack the same target, rolling once to hit at an Advantage, causing 20 damage and knocking the target back 20ft, and knocking them prone for one turn.

Waniko and Renya: Combination Jutsu: Path of the Shadow Warmaster (requires Path of the Shadow Guard and Recursive Weapons Seal) – “Here, hold these for me!” “O-ok…” – Waniko uses two chakra points to summon one of every solid-smoke weapon (sword, naginata, Warhammer and nodachi) and throws two to Renya, who seals them in scrolls. The turn this combination jutsu is used and the following turn, Waniko makes two attacks per turn, the first two with the two weapons she kept out, and then with the two that Renya sealed on her second turn. Renya cannot take actions over the course of the jutsu, as he is focused on sealing and unsealing the smoke weapons.

Renya and Fugetsu: Combination Jutsu: Air Cutter (requires Multi-Seal Detonation Trap and Kenjutsu: Centre Yourself) – “Make it count, Fugetsu!” – If an enemy within 20ft gets sent airborne by a Detonation Trap, and if Fugetsu is within 10ft of Renya, Renya can immediately use his Vacuum Variant skill in Wind Release to launch Fugetsu – if he used Centre Yourself to focus – at the airborne enemy. Fugetsu makes two attacks in midair. These take into account the buffs offered by Centre Yourself. Draw a straight line from Fugetsu through the path the flying enemy will take, and place Fugetsu 10ft on the other side of the intersection line – Fugetsu has enough focus to attack the enemy mid-flight as he passed them.
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>>148506771
>Her entire argument fits Sakura's character far better
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>>148508778
> THE ENDING & THE LAST IS JUST RETCON, WHICH LIKE GAIDEN, SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED CANON
> Hi, I'm Masashi Kishimoto, the creator of Naruto, and NaruHina is canon
> NO SHUT UP KISHIMOTO WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE READ THE SERIES AND I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD
My fucking sides
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>>148508778
Fuck I wish some of those people would come on here
> NaruHina is canon
> NO IT'S NOT NARUTO SAID-
> Kishimoto has explicitly stated it's canon, and NaruSaku isn't
> BUT IN THE LAST
> The creator of Naruto has stated that NaruHina is canon
> BUT IN BOR-
> Naruto empirically does not end up with Sakura
> SHUT UP, KISHI-
> ...moto said that Naruto canonically marries Hinata, yes
> THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
> Well, now I'm REALLY confused, because I mean that's what's canonically
> GAIDEN ISN'T CANON
> Kishimoto has stated it is - it is a canonical epilogue to the series and prologue to Boruto
> BUT NARUTO SECRETLY LOVES SAKURA
> That is never shown nor stated nor proven once Naruto gets over his puppy love, which is approximately when he notices Sakura is a manipulative bitch
> BUT I WANT TO SELF-INSERT AS SAKURA AND BE WITH THE PROTAGONIST
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>>148503046
>liking flat ugly hinata
what the fuck is wrong with you? I agree that Sauce is better though.
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>>148508778
Sakura treated him like shit constantly throughout the series, why do they want them together?
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>>148509665
They wanna self-insert as Sakura and like to think they'll find a man who'll willingly put up with their shit instead of get the fuck out of dodge like Sasuke did.
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>>148509569
>what the fuck is wrong with you? I agree that Sauce is better though
I don't know, I'm not a tit guy. Also as I've said many times on here before her new hairstyle is fashionable as fuck.

>>148509493
Sometimes I wish we actually had a few legitimate NaruSaku tumblrfags on here just to get a fresh look on everything. As it is the Sakurafag we have on here is pretty reasonable and only has opinions that vary slightly from our own.
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>>148510235
Do you think it's worth people shilling us on Tumblr if they haven't been? Although I don't think many of us have a Tumblr account.
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>>148510518
>>148510235

Honestly aren't we better off dead?
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>>148511104
Sakura's a literal who that got meme'd into relevance after Kishi decided he couldn't drop her
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>>148510518
Definitely worth giving it a try. I'm not familiar with the tumblr or readit platforms but I've tried shilling us on r/naruto and it's horrendous. Easy to get mass-downvoted, need to covertly sneak in advertisements and there's some annoying counter that lets you post only once every 10 minutes. Tumblr can't be much harder.

that said, I only advertised on r/naruto because that place isn't exactly like other readit communities I've seen - they just like to talk about the series the same way we do. Other people might have objections if we're actually gonna target NaruSaku fags on tumblr

>>148511167
I'm not talking about the kind of advertising we were talking about last week / two weeks ago, I'm just talking about getting some fresh opinions. Bringing in 5 regular tumblrites won't do us any harm, they'd adapt to our culture and actually offer some new opinions.
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>>148511167
Might as well shill everywhere, it's not like tumblr is solely narusaku fags (I assume.) As long as no one brings up politics she'll be right
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>>148511104
Remind them that Hinata literally received Hamura's Hagoromo-level God chakra whereas Sakura can perform a knock-off Hashirama healing technique.
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>>148511369
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>>148511429
I can't find that anywhere senpai
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>>148512051
It's in The Last. Hamura passes his chakra to Hinata, which is what allows her - and by extension, Naruto - to touch the Tenseigan.

Yeah, it doesn't give her COSMIC POWER like Hagoromo's did to Naruto and Sasuke, but that's fine, because that's not what I was saying. I was just saying that Hinata is now as much of a demi-goddess - chakra-wise - as Naruto and Sasuke are.

Naruto and Sasuke are demi-gods because they carry Ashura and Indra's chakra, respectively. Hinata is now a demi-goddess because she carries Hamura's chakra. It just so happens that Hamura's powers of irrelevancy mesh REALLY well with Hinata's powers of not winning and on-screen fight.
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>Hinatafags being sore winners again.
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>>148512797
Not really mate. I'm happy to let things lie if the super-autistic NSfags are. I didn't even attack anyone on here, since I was originally responding to one of the Tumblr pictures.

Chill, everything's still running pretty nice in here at the moment.
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>>148512797
They can't just accept winning and move on. They need to hunt down everyone that's not happy with the ending and ridicule them.

and we get to see the wonderful highlights
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>>148512282
What power does she get? I know she is able to recharge Naruto's chakra instantly when it took pinkshit 3 days
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>>148513134
>Cannon movie is filler
Top kek
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>>148513152
She doesn't really get anything haha. I don't think she even recharges Naruto's chakra. Literally all she gets is the ability to touch the Tenseigan Energy Container without dying, a power she can pass onto Naruto through the wonder of holding hands.

As I said, I never claimed she got more powerful from it, because she sure as fuck doesn't. Getting Hamura's chakra gave her no new combat abilities, no more strength, no extra damage resistance, no Six Paths powers, nothing. She got an ability to wrap the plot up, and that's it.
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>>148513134
not a Hinatafag, but are there really people who didn't think The Last was the absolute cutest most adorable thing? Are people really that bitter?
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>>148513328
So Hinata's now a chunnin level demi-god
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>>148514834
Basically, yeah. You know how every pantheon of Gods there's always one God who just has a really bland domain to look over, like the God of model train sets, or the God of making sure you clean up after yourself? That's Hinata. Technically a goddess by chakra, but the kind of Goddess that can be smacked down by any decently powerful mortal human.
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>>148513493
>Are people really that bitter?
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>>148515538
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>>148515538
Lmao, the thing is Sakura is far more likely to die in the Boruto series so Salad can awaken her mangekyo sharingan
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>>148515726
> implying Assistant-kun and the writer won't asspull a Tenseigan awakening for Boruto so he can remain the relevant MC
I mean, I hope it doesn't happen, but it's probably likely.
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>>148515791
>I implied any of that
U wot m8, though Boruto will get the Tenseigan guaranteed
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>>148515538
I mean, Burrito does get a Byakugan, so they might get their wish.

Of course if that happens it basically guarantees Sakura's death too
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>>148516064
Sakura's death is the most logical death from the old generation

1. Sarada awakens her mangekyo sharingan
2. Fans aren't alienated because she's not very popular but is still "important" from the old series
3. Sasuke is forced to look after her/hand her off to Naruto, allowing room for a shitload of character development
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>>148516683
>Fans aren't alienated because she's not very popular but is still "important" from the old series
I thought nips liked whoever they were told was a main character.
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>>148516683
>hand her off to Naruto, allowing room for a shitload of character development
You mean for a shitload of doujins
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So Mitsuki is pretty much confirmed for being the strongest character of this generation at this moment, right? Who comes after that? I hope they finish off the chuunin exams after the recap so we get a better look at all the characters. Metal Lee's probably at the same level Rock Lee was at for chuunin exams. Shinki's looking to at least be an early contender but the gimmick will probably get old fast.

Also how can I convince myself that Boruto's an ok character? At the moment he's worse than Sasuke ever was for me. If I'm gonna read this entire new series I'll have to get used to him in somehow.
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bye retards
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>>148517410
>>148517410
Apparently not lol

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Character_Popularity_Polls

She's unpopular as fuck

>>148518458
Naruto will be the daddy she never had
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>>148518568
why is gaara dressed like that
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>>148518568
bye anon
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>>148518576
why's Torune rated so high?

>>148518787
he's coming back, r-right?
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>>148482036
>17 total votes
>0 for Sakura
Wew
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night anons

>>148519390
Sakurafag's not had his go yet
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>>148519086
>why's Torune rated so high?
BDSMfags
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>>148519086
No idea, he's just another literally who

Deidara is popular as fuck though
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movie torrent where?
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>>148521347
Never ever.
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>>148521347
Here;
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=829576
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>Only one NarutoxRin Doujin
>They don't even fuck
Brb capitulating
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>>148523949
as deserved of literal worst girl ever
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>>148524454
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>>148509665
Feminists treat men like shit constantly throughout the series, why do they expect people to put up with their shit?
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>>148525620
Bcuz wymen
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http://imgur.com/gallery/MiLwE
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>>148526008
Not all girls are like that, and don't pretend feminism is some sort of inevitable thing unique to women.
It's specifically because people didn't know when to take a hard line and tell girls to work for the things they wanted that shit goes downhill, if there was someone bending over backwards to lick your feet when you lightly implied your feet were dirty you'd step all over him too.
That's why you have the thing about women liking assholes, no it's not that they like assholes but that they're unable to stomp them into the ground because they have a clear limit. "Nice guys" aren't always actually nice, they're just willing to do anything and everything without recompense.
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>>148526172
>NAWALT
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>>148526609
What
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>>148525609
Oh look it's best boy as fair-to-middling
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7474227/1/Shadows-of-Konoha

Anyone read this? 513,000 words not sure if I cba
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R20 GM you still here? Is the game tonight or tomorrow night?

Also can I call you by you name here or is that a no-no? I mean you call me by my name.all the time.
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>>148527581
I can only assume 'Not All Women Are Like That'
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>>148528017
7am Saturday AEST. So, I guess tonight for you. About 10 hours or so away for you?

Also, I guess you can if you want. If you're Joe, I only call you that because you didn't come up with a witty moniker like Planewrong or Binkbonk did
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>>148528017
This desu

After 3 weeks of nonstop wageslaving, my boss has told me I ain't catching no break today.
So if we have sessions today/tomorrow they'll be cut shorter again.

Last time, m8s, I promise.

Unless my hard work pays off and I graduate from wageslave to corporate slave.
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>>148529032
See >>148529030
Convert 7am Australian Eastern Standard Time, Saturday, to your time. That is when we start
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Why is Kisame such a wimpy looking shark?
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>>148529032
>wageslave to corporate slave.
You mean salary slave.
Also what do you work in?
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>>148530072
Everyday my dream of being a corporate slave looks brighteer, but now you've set me back quite a bit by pointing that out.

You better take responsibility.
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>>148506771
>June 11, 2016

Holy shit it really never ends
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>>148530347
But NH does parallel MK, Naruto has Kushina's personality and Hinata has Minato's. Naruto and Sakura wouldn't parallel them because they both have Kushina type personalities

Though Sakura should have ended up with Naruto, that's objectively true
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>>148530724
Though *Sasuke should have ended up with Naruto, that's objectively true
I got you, senpai
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>>148529030
Okay guys I have to go to my grandma's japanese friend's house by noon tomorrow and it's going to take me like 2 hours to get there so I can only play for 4ish hours tomorrow.
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>>148531098
Will I need to pack and drove three and half hours to my new house, so that suits me just fine. We'll get the new mission started and go from there
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>>148531646
Well*, not will. I was stating a fact, not asking a question.
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>>148533057
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>>148533543
https://twitter.com/_Seven17177/status/752315732810043393
https://twitter.com/MeanFOS/status/747261017453797376
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=57729237&page=28
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=57729237&page=32
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>>148533879
I thought they were supposed to be reminiscent of DDS outfits
That'll teach me to get my hopes up
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>>148535340
>page 8
t. reddit
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>>148535427
Bump
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>>148535843
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>>148535979
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>>148531646
Okay that makes me feel a bit better about it.

Went to 2 matsuri today. Off topic but dead thread anyways.
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>>148536663
>Not Karui.
Trash.
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>>148537803
To make it more on topic: I now want to draw a picture of best family dressed up in yukata at a matsuri. There are a million of them already but the family feels there are real.
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>>148519645

Oh man what a scene.
Naruto has a sword,Sakura can't stand like a human being and then we also have 3th.

I'm truly inspired.
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>>148519645
>3th
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>>148538180
>Making fun of Naruto's thith anniversary art
He sure does love sword wielding Nacho.
>>148502512
>>148503046
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It pissed me off for over a decade that this was never made reality. I remember, a long time ago before the show even aired on Toonami I read a chapter in a Supermarket where the Magazines and Books were and saw this and I was like "This would be so badass! Holy shit!"

Now lets go to the current year: 2016 aka fucking NOW. No Axe for Sakura. No scrolls for Naruto. No Flute for Sasuke. I don't care if it was just a spread, I WANTED THIS. Don't show off cool things you're not going to do!
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>>148538962
Nardo wouldn't know how to use those scrolls anyway, he carries some in Sage Mode.
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>>148538962
Early on, the manga was headed in a different direction. You can tell from the way the whole Zabuza arc was done. Seems Kishi and his editor decided to tone down some of the more fantasy aspects, along with tools, scrolls and stuff.
It would've been cool to see them use more tools, but seems Kishi decided to focus on the jutsu element more.
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>>148539061
>Nardo wouldn't know how to use those scrolls anyway
I don't give a fuck about that, man.
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>>148539172
Post Sauce retrival was when it really stopped going in that direction
Maybe after the Hokage fight
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>>148539172
But the weapons in Nacho are so cool. I mean, the Jutsus are great too but wouldn't make sense to focus on the Jutsus AND the weapons? Even combinations between the two?
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>>148539306
It stopped when Sasuke transformed into a Drag Queen with wings shaped as hands sprouting behind his back.
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>>148539318
You're not wrong.
Guess Kishi was more about the whole "power from within" crap rather than who had the better stick.
Although I loved the gold and silver brothers and their tools during the early war arc. They were clever and intersting.
>the pot that sucks you in if you say your most used word
>the rope that steals your soul or something
>the element fan
There was another thing but I can't recall. Might go back and read the war arc again.
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>>148539318
At a certain setting powerlevel, weapons and armor become meaningless and magic trumps all
DnD has a great example in the Mage / Fighter comparison, a Warrior at level 1 is strictly superior to a Level 1 Wizard but a level 30 warrior is literal shit compared to a level 30 Wizard.

>>148539491
The Pot sucks you in if you answer
The Gourd / Rope / Sword are a combo
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>>148539491
I wish the Sage's Tools were introduced a lot earlier in part 2 and played more of a role overall. The were just shown as "The Sage had cool shit" and a plot device for Obito to get the Nine-Tails chakra conveniently. That's it.
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>>148539612
Didn't the Pot suck you in if you even thought it? I don't know, it's been awhile since I read that chapter.
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>>148539831
No Ino answered for Ginkaku
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>Hinata a cute
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>>148539435
Sharingan killed Flutesuke

Cursedsuke/Kirinsuke was better than Mangekyousuke though btw; more focus on his eyes really made him more boring.
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>>148539172
>>148539318
Tools would've made them seem more like ninjas at least.

>there is no fanart of naruto as black star with Hinata as tsubaki
This is a fucking crime.
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>That Pot could have one-shot Naruto within 5 seconds in a fight.
>"DATTEBAYO"
>Sucked in.
And Obito even had the Pot in his possession. He could have won the fight without the Jinchuuriki Paths.
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>>148539958
At least he kept his sword.
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>>148539901
OVERRATED
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>>148540163

You know come to think of it I can't remember when I last heard 'Believe it'.
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>>148539901
Western angel wings on a Yamato Nadeshiko kinda gross me out
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>>148540669
>western angel wings
>angel wings
>>>
Have you actually seen what angels look like
Those are Valk wings
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>>148540374
you wouldn't a young Hina?
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>>148540626
That's been dropped in the dub for so long.
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>>148540669
I kind of agree with you. Hinata is way too fucking japanese for it.

>>148540762
Whatever they are, they're very western.
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>>148540669
>Western angel wings
>WESTERN ANGEL WINGS
Nigga, they're just fucking wings!
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Reminder that Madara did nothing wrong.
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>>148540940
Neither did Obito or Pain.
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>>148540940
Reminder Kaguya's true dream was to get doubled by Nardo and Sauce.
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>>148541054
when is Kishi releasing this?
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>>148541054
And get doubled she did. Oh hell, she got tripled!
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>>148541048
Obito had the right idea for the wrong reasons.
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>>148541138
She wanted them to dick her not seal her
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>>148541142
But Rin was his only chance to get laid. Her death meant permanent virginity. Who wouldn't be pissed by that?
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>>148541279
>Her death meant permanent virginity. Who wouldn't be pissed by that?

You don't see me trying to end the world.
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>>148541320
Because you don't have a Madara in your life to give you a glorious offer.
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>>148541279
Literally just become the archwizard, spam Genesis and summon succubi to your personal dimension
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>>148541320
KEK
>my sympathies, anon.
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>>148540927
A person with two wings coming out of their back is a western visual concept/myth, you fucking tard. It didn't exist in Japan before they had extended contact with the west. All avian/human creatures in japanese mythology were traditionally depicted with the face or feet of a bird, not wings sticking out their backs.
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>>148541601
*rolls eyes*
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>>148541672
>*rolls eyes*
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>>148541601
>angel wings
And angels look like mind-rending monstrosities.
Also Tengu sometimes have wings.
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>>148541320
I'll take it if you need
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>>148512797
NSfags deserved to be ridiculed.
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>>148530724
>Though Sakura should have ended up with Naruto, that's objectively true
No thanks, domestic abuse isn't funny.
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>mental note: don't post Hina pics with wings.
It upsets the crazy ones.
Here's a nice, regular, wingless Hinata.
Drawn by Kishi, so no problem.
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>>148542463
Agreed
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>>148542636
B- but I like pictures of Hinata with wings too. I mean I'd never seen any before that last one but all versions best girl is acceptable to me.
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>>148542636
They're just wings, nigga. That's like saying birds only have wings in the west.
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>>148543003
Seconded.
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>>148541320
That's because you're a quitter.
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>tfw karin and naruto never really met or got together and had red haired uzumaki babies with absurd amounts of chakra
S H I T W R I T I N G
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>>148543330
Literal whos/jobbers.
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>>148543330
Remember how fucking badass Ibiki was hyped up to be?
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>>148518576
What the fuck is sasori doing in the top 10? Is he some kind of meme among nips?
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>>148543758
>Remember how fucking badass Ibiki was hyped up to be?
No.
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>>148543665
So fucking what, that doesn't stop people from praising Tenten or Konan.
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>>148543787
He's a beautiful bishi and the female fans love him.
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>>148543796
AYKM he was suppose to be some top secret badass sadistic cunt who tortured people for bantz
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>>148543119
Japanese birds have steel wings folded over 1000 times.
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>>148543898
Yeah, but he isn't related to Sausage, so dropped.
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>>148482036
Sometimes I wonder how a girl as bland as Hinata can be so popular, but then I remember that she has no life outside of a man she fell in love with and that's the ideal on here.
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>>148544971
(you)
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>>148544971
You're describing Sakura. Literally the reason SasuSaku is so popular is because it falls into the Japanese ideal of "Even if the man you love tries to kill you repeatedly, you should still stay wholly devoted to him and only him."

Not that the west is much better with the smash successes of Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey, but you get the point.
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What if the whole tone/theme and writing of Naruto was like part 2 when it began - would you have still gotten into the series?
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>>148545086
He's not technically wrong, she's pretty lacking in characterization. Not by Nardo Female standards, ofc, but generally speaking her character is twofold: Lack of confidence stemming from being treated as a defective house heir and love for Naruto because of his overflowing confidence and ability to just shrug off (so she thought) all criticism levied at him with laughter.
That's more than a lot of naruto girls, including Sakura, but it's still shallow.

>>148545271
Twilight is the opposite, Bella is simply described as perfect. There's a reason why Twilight is the poster novel for a Gary Stu / Mary Sue couple.
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>>148545279
Probably not.
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>>148545458
>Twilight is the opposite, Bella is simply described as perfect.

You mean like Haruno "The most popular girl in the village and strongest kunoichi" Sakura?

>There's a reason why Twilight is the poster novel for a Gary Stu / Mary Sue couple.

Yeah but it's the same shit as SasuSaku in the "cold, abusive guy with dark family history and normal girl" paradigm.
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>>148545271
Okay. Can you tell me Hinata's aspirations, hobbies? What does she like or dislike? Does she have any friends or relationships in general? She's empty.
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>>148545626
Is Sakura popular? Ino has always been considered prettier.
>strongest kunoichi
That's like saying the largest termite when comparing titans, who gives a shit?
>cold abusive guy
Isn't Edward just aloof, not abusive? He's never actually described as such
>the one panel where Sasuke is presented as utterly inhuman and alien calling Sakura out on her love is ironically the most logical he's been outside of a fight since Retrival arc
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>>148545458
Nah man, Twilight is about an abusive relationship. Edward is a straight up stalker who says he fantasies about killing and eating her multiple times and likes to break into her house and watch her sleep. He's also super possessive and jealous. Also bella is completely defined by her relationship with him, she has no problems or experiences or goals outside of her drama with him.

Why the fuck do I know so much about twilight?
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>>148531631
>arabic homo wizard sheikhs
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>>148545680
What is a side character? What separates a side character from a main character?
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>>148545851
But that's not how it's presented unless it was actually a masterpiece written from the viewpoint of a mindbroken girl.
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>>148545680
>Can you tell me Hinata's aspirations
She wants to be strong and confident in herself. She wanted to fight Neji and wants to fight her father.

>hobbies
She enjoys flower pressing.

>What does she like or dislike?

She enjoys cinnamon rolls and generally dislikes seafood. Her favorite phrase is "self-confidence."

>Does she have any friends or relationships in general?

She's very close with all of her teammates, as well as her cousin and sister.

>She's empty.

You lose.
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>>148545271
>the reason SasuSaku is so popular is because it falls into the Japanese ideal of "Even if the man you love tries to kill you repeatedly, you should still stay wholly devoted to him and only him."
What are you talking about? Nips simply love Sasuke.
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>>148546035
>Most of that not even shown in the manga.
He didn't lose. That stuff needs to be shown to be valid character traits.
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>>148546035
Not him, but that's honestly shallow characterization at best. Side characters always suffer from shallow characterization, as they're mainly defined by how they interact with the main characters (some authors pull it off, most don't).
Sakura isn't better, in fact I'd argue she's worse, but Hinata is mainly defined by two points - her lack of self confidence and her love of naruto for having so much. Somoene post the yinyang screencap.
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>>148545680
Hinata aspires to not be shat on by her dad/family, and to get stronger in order to do this. Hobby is flower pressing. (I mean they never go much into most of these character's hobbies which is why they're in the databooks I guess) well she has a big family and relationships with them obviously and then her team... I don't get where this is going. She's not a main character yet she we know about a million more things about her and her motivation than sakura who is shoved in unnecessarily yet instead of taking advantage of that and developing sakura Kishi decided to have her do nothing to show us who she is.
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>>148545847
>Is Sakura popular? Ino has always been considered prettier.
Nope. In the light novels she is literally described as the most popular girl.

>That's like saying the largest termite when comparing titans, who gives a shit?

Exactly. Sakura is described as the best even though she's really not. It's not earned at all. But the nips eat it up.
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>>148540762
according to Quran
they are made out of light and comes with two, three or four paired wings
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>>148546107
I love the edgy faggot as well but that doesn't change my opinion on pinkshit or the relationship
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>>148545959
>actually a masterpiece written from the viewpoint of a mindbroken girl.
I love this interpretation. It doesn't make the book any less painful to read though because it's written so poorly
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>>148546180
Moving goalposts, argument discarded.

>>148546183
>Not him, but that's honestly shallow characterization at best.
I disagree.
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>>148545582
isn't japan only almost HIV free nation on earth?
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>>148546205
Meanwhile Mohammed more or less shits and pisses himself at the same time at the sight of one until Gabriel basically shouts at him to stfu and listen up
>Quran
Not canon :^)

>>148546291
>I disagree
Good for you.
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>>148546301
And it's all thanks to that fantastic ad campaign, obviously.
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>>148546202
>Sakura doesn't deserve it because I think she's a shit!
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>>148546035
>She wants to be strong and confident in herself.
For Naruto and because of Naruto.

>She enjoys flower pressing.
>She enjoys cinnamon rolls and generally dislikes seafood. Her favorite phrase is "self-confidence."
We never learn that outside of databooks, but I'll give you that.

>She's very close with all of her teammates, as well as her cousin and sister.
How so? I remember her thinking of Kiba once in the entire series, fucking Tenten gets more. Hanabi wasn't even in the manga and Neji was more concerned with Naruto most of the time. Hinata's father was more concerned with Neji than Hinata, too.
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>>148546361
dunno man, i would also piss myself if light source starts to talking to me
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>>148546289
>>148545959
>literally everyone but Bella is pissed off at how Edward acts
>Bella is incredibly fucking defensive about His Majesty to the point where you could legitimately apply the words "assblasted", "trolled" and "triggered" to her
>she goes through hoops and long rants to justify how perfect he is while being hypocritical and setting double standards on everyone else
>she comes back again and again after being hurt and threatened
Where were you when we realized Twilight is actually god-tier
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>>148546202
>being this mad that Hinata isn't on Sakura's place
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>>148546393
that and having closed border policies and being xenophobic as fuck
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>>148546291
>Moving goalposts, argument discarded.
She might as well not have them because most of them haven't been seen. I bet some was stated in a Databook where canon is a trivial matter.
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>>148546421
I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it, I'm saying it isn't earned in a narrative sense. Like, what makes Sakura so popular? She's got a bad temper. She herself acknowledges a lack of a figure and her huge forehead. Ino makes more sense to be the most popular. But Sakura is because...?

And as far as power goes, she claims she's "caught up" to Naruto and Sasuke even though all she has is retard strength and healing. Do you genuinely believes that's earned?
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>>148546421
>Learns a C-Rank STRONK jutsu
>Learns bedazzled healing jutsu because she has chakra control any Hyuuga could surpass with limited training
Hinata could have replaced Sakura and literally nothing would have been lost
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>>148546725
>Hinata could have replaced Sakura
Post denied.
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>>148546421
It's because we're informed that she's very popular and she's ''''very strong'''' yet this is never demonstrated nor can it be extended logically.
Why exactly is she popular?
How the fuck is she strong? She's like, one-eye Kakashi tier.
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>>148546482
>For Naruto and because of Naruto.
I feel like this a common misunderstanding. Clearly she lacked self confidence because of her shitty family situation and wanted to become a stronger person physically and emotionally. She gravitated to naruto because he was shat on too but seemingly didn't let it bother him like it bothered her. She decided she would adopt his nindo and then fell in love with him after admiring him from afar.
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>>148546816
>Literal who from literal who clan couldn't be replaced with a person from a clan who's average member was an expert at chakra control
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>>148546482
>For Naruto and because of Naruto.
Nope. She wants to be strong and confident because of herself and Naruto helps her do that. Naruto is the catalyst, not the cause.

>How so? I remember her thinking of Kiba once in the entire series
She's shown hanging out with Kiba and Shino after the Sasuke retrieval arc before the timeskip and even before then Kiba very clearly cared for her and she for him. They hang out a bit in the Sai and Sasuke arc and also during the war arc.

>fucking Tenten gets more
Hahahahahahahahaha, no.

>Hanabi wasn't even in the manga
Good thing we have a canon movie then.

>Neji was more concerned with Naruto most of the time
But he's still shown hanging out with Hinata. They also fight alongside each other in the war and Neji gives his life for her. Hinata's exit from the manga is also her visiting his grave.

>Hinata's father was more concerned with Neji than Hinata, too.
I didn't say she was close with Hiashi, but Hiashi was abusive, so that's okay.
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>>148546648
What's Naruto's hobby, then? Sasuke's? Sakura's? The only characters with a hobby are Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Shikamaru, and they are reading porn, writing porn, and looking at clouds. Kakashi is the best character by far, but everyone else is kind of lacking going by that metric.
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>>148546197
>Hinata aspires to not be shat on by her dad/family
I loved that aspect of her personality, but it was never addressed after it was brought up. I would've loved to see a crowning moment of her father accepting she is a strong person and he was wrong about her, but it never happened. Instead we're presented with her getting together with Naruto as the height of her aspirations.

>She's not a main character yet she we know about a million more things about her and her motivation than sakura
Dude, can we discuss Hinata without you bringing Sakura into this? Let's compare her with Ino. She appears (arguably) even less than Hinata and yet both feel more solid. Sure, Ino likes Sasuke, but she also cares about her teammates and it shows, she has a rivalry with Sakura, she comments on the events surrounding her and what she likes or dislikes about them, she loves her father and has had a nice moment with him. She sells flowers and is passionate about that stuff.
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>>148546613
You're the only one mentioning Hinata, man. You don't have to be a Hinatafag to recognize that how Sakura was written and handled narratively was an absolute shitshow start to finish.
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>>148547172
>Nardo's hobby
From what I can tell Nardo's hobby is just being laid back and fooling around in general. He likes Ramen, we know that, he gets into conversations easily, he's confrontational like most Shonen MCs, reliable, etc.
He's also poor as all fuck.

>Sasuke
MUH DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSS

>Sakura
???
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>>148546658
Ino's pretty much the same as Sakura personality wise. Just less exposure.

And compared to the Rookies and most of the females in in her generation, she is the strongest.

>>148546832
She's weaker down Naruto and Sasuke but one of the strongest of her generation. Like I said in my above post. She also helped defeat Kaguya, the God of their world. That's worth looking up to from others.

>>148547015
>"They gotta be from a great clan with eyes to matter!"
Does your name happen to be Kishimoto?

And besides we know you only want Hinata to replace Sakura because of waifufaggotry and shipping.
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>>148547259
>both feel more solid
Meant to say one feels more solid.
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>>148547286
>You're the only one mentioning Hinata, man
>Hinata is literally the focus of any Naruto thread
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>>148547362
>Be a medical ninja
>Be better than a person who can physically see the chakra network
That's fucking retarded and you know it

Nah senpai I hate Sakura's entire character
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>>148547259
>I would've loved to see a crowning moment of her father accepting she is a strong person and he was wrong about her, but it never happened. Instead we're presented with her getting together with Naruto as the height of her aspirations.
That's a big problem with Naruto girls in general though. The height of aspiration IS getting together with a man, and hell if he dies because you're never getting over him.
None of them have a true aspiration once together with a man.

>>148547362
>helped defeating Kaguya
Now I don't like Hinata so don't pull that card, but you know that's bullshit. The byakugan gives 360 except for a 1 degree cone in the back, and Sakura's fist isn't small enough to fit inside like the needles.
That was literally to try and complete Team 7 again despite Sakura being worthless dogshit at the powerlevel being operated as. We saw that with Madara too, she tried to step in to prove herself and nearly died for her troubles.
>Sasuke doesn't care
DAMN right he doesn't.
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>>148547287
>From what I can tell Nardo's hobby is just being laid back and fooling around in general.
That's not a fucking hobby.

>He likes Ramen, we know that, he gets into conversations easily, he's confrontational like most Shonen MCs, reliable, etc. He's also poor as all fuck.

These are not hobbies either.

His hobby according to the databook is gardening. In fact, in Konoha Hiden, Kiba and Shino note that Naruto and Hinata's hobbies go well together. If you look at the Uzumaki Family house after Naruto and Hinata get married, you can see plants aplenty.

So you acknowledge that none of the main characters have hobbies, but judge Hinata on hers not being explicitly shown? What kind of double standard is that?
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>>148547287
Yeah the databooks say naruto's hobby is gardening but we literally never see any hint at that.

I mean I'll buy Hinata's flower pressing because we don't see her much and she's Yamato nadeshiko and flower arranging is a big traditional Japanese art. Pic related. Flower arranging show at the matsuri tonight.

But yeah we get no hints at gardening for naruto.
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>>148547287
>MUH DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSS
To be fair, he wanted to be a member of the police force or something as a kid and then MUH REVENGE replaced every other thing in his brain. He also likes cats, apparently, so there's that.
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>>148547520
Just admit that you got BTFO so we can be done here already.
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>>148547362
> She also helped defeat Kaguya, the God of their world.
Kishimoto meme'd her into relevance because he wasn't ballsy enough to have her character DROPPED
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>>148547615
I'm not him you git

>>148547615
>>148547653
>gardening
Fucking lmao what
See that's what's meant by contrived, it's neither shown nor does it make sense thematically. When the fuck did he find time to garden?

>>148547683
See again
Police Force is obvious because everyone in the Uchiha is police apparently, but cats? What?
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>>148547768
Sasuke was wrong about a lot of things but he was 100% correct about Sakura.
>no Sakura, you're weak
>no Sakura, you're a fucking asshat
>why do you love ME, who has consistently betrayed you and never returned your affections, instead of the one who's been doing everything for you and nearly died on your account multiple times?
>NO, SAKURA, you're NOT on our level.
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>>148547808
>See that's what's meant by contrived, it's neither shown nor does it make sense thematically.

It makes sense. Naruto mentions that no one was waiting for him to get home, so why wouldn't he cultivate something that he could take care of? Something that needed him? Gardening's cheap and easy like that.

>When the fuck did he find time to garden?
Gee I dunno, the countless hours he spent alone without family or friends or money to spend on other things?
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>>148547595
>That's a big problem with Naruto girls in general though.
You're right, but what gets to me is that only Hinata gets a pass and the only reason she does is because waifufags like the idea of someone falling in love with them for their amazing personality and only thinking about them for the rest of their lives.
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>>148547925
Sasuke's most redeeming quality is that he can bring the bantz. He's the strongest wielder of Uchiha shittalk no jutsu, the opposite of the Uzumaki/Senju talk no jutsu.
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>>148547925
I get that you hate Sakura, but he literally said she is strong in Gaiden, so you're playing yourself.
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>>148548047
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>>148547930
>>It makes sense. Naruto mentions that no one was waiting for him to get home, so why wouldn't he cultivate something that he could take care of? Something that needed him?
Young Nardo wasn't characterized as that type. He could be melancholy but he doesn't strike me as someone who spends time on quiet little things.

>>148547942
Hinata gets a pass imo because she doesn't mess the fuck up every other appearance like Sakura while being more or less the only other girl we have anything on.

>>148548047
>Gaiden
Because she did anything that Sasuke couldn't have blinked at right
I'm being legit. I don't like Hinata but Sakura was poorly characterized and suffered from being pushed as a main good guy meaning she showed up in places far beyond her own level.
Sakura didn't belong in the Madara or Kaguya fight, and Sasuke's point about Sakura's stubborn pursuit of him is completely valid and like a bucket of cold water.
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>>148547942
WRONG
R
O
N
G

Hinata gets a pass because unlike the main heroine she has a complete if somewhat shallow character arc. She starts off in one place and ends up in a better place. She starts off a stuttering, shy wallflower unable to even look Naruto in the eye and ends up a confident, fearless combatant who can slap sense into Naruto if need be. Sakura, on the other hand, starts out a crying doormat for Sasuke and ends up in the exact same place nearly 700 chapters and far too much screentime later. She doesn't stand up to Sasuke. She doesn't help redeem him. She doesn't stop crying when things get hard. She's in the same exact place where she started and her stated character goals are not achieved. No, her increased strength is not character development. Superpowers are not a substitute for narrative growth.
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>>148547942
>only waifufags who love Hinata like the idea of pure love and someone giving enough of a shit about someone else to actually know and care about them
Nigga I ain't a hinatafag, but I can and do appreciate and acknowledge best couple. Don't like how it happened in the movie, though. But they did they best they could with less than 2 hours and no prior development from the Manga
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Hinata and Sakura are the same shit, different angle.
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>>148548252
>Young Nardo wasn't characterized as that type.

Fucking read the manga. He literally complains to Iruka "No one is waiting for me to come home."

>He could be melancholy but he doesn't strike me as someone who spends time on quiet little things.

Fucking read the manga. He literally tells Hinata and Sasuke that his loud brashness is just a front for how fucking helpless he feels most of the time.

>level 0 readers trying to argue the finer points of the manga
Jesus Christ.
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>>148548409
more like two sides of the same coin
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>>148548319
Literally this desu senpai
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>>148548319
>>148548252
This, Sasuke's entire rant to her was a complete deconstruction of why she has failed as a story character and a direct challenge to having 'finally caught up'.
In terms of power, she's obviously lacking, but that's not what's important because she's been moving forward - some people simply move faster.
The problem is that she's never moved forward character-wise. Naruto matured, Sasuke went full edgelord but matured in the process, Sakura is simply older. She's sat still, and nothing brings this more to light than the fact that after 700 chapters of abuse, attempted murder, betrayal of both her own trust and the trust of her friends, and constant shittalking, she STILL loves the man like she did in Chapter 1 when she knew nothing about him. Just as she's never moved on from her childish crush of "he's so cool", her entire character has never moved forward.
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>"Why is considered Sakura popular? She's a bitch! Ugh!"
This is highschool teen girl tier bullshit.

>>148547578
You're acting like Sakura is the fallen tree preventing Hinata from becoming a medical ninja. Kishi made Ino a medical ninja. This isn't Sakura's fault. Get off that shit. If you're going to blame Sakura for something at least blame her for something valid. You're just going "Grrrr! Why isn't Hinata the main character?!"

>>148547595
>Now I don't like Hinata so don't pull that card, but you know that's bullshit. The byakugan gives 360 except for a 1 degree cone in the back, and Sakura's fist isn't small enough to fit inside like the needles.
What does that gotta do with anything? Sakura played a role in Kaguya's defeat. Plus, you forgot Kaguya also had the Byakugan and it's far above Hinata's or Neji's.
That was literally to try and complete Team 7 again despite Sakura being worthless dogshit at the powerlevel being operated as. We saw that with Madara too, she tried to step in to prove herself and nearly died for her troubles.
And I'm pretty sure the rest of the rookies would have gotten more wrecked. I told you, she is behind Naruto and Sasuke but is above most of her other classmates. This is canon.

>>148547768
Here's your reply.
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>>148548319
This guy gets it
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>>148548650
>Plus, you forgot Kaguya also had the Byakugan and it's far above Hinata's or Neji's.
>forgot
Actually it's part of my argument, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about Hinata or Neji for. I'm saying that the fact she landed the blow at all is complete asspull.
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>Hinatafags starting up again. Shitting on Sakura to validate their precious Hyuga.
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>>148548319
Someone wanna screencap this for the next time this shitty argument comes up
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>>148548629
>after 700 chapters of abuse, attempted murder, betrayal of both her own trust and the trust of her friends, and constant shittalking, she STILL loves the man like she did in Chapter 1 when she knew nothing about him.

There's that one interview where Masashi "the real bad guy was actually a rabbit goddess exerting her will for thousands of centuries through a blob of black goop" Kishimoto says he didn't provide a reason for Sasuke and Sakura's romance to make sense because he thought it'd be "too contrived." That's really saying something.
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>>148548401
>best couple
>can't even beat the shittiest couple in nipland after an entire movie dedicated to their relationship
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>>148548319
This
It doesn't even matter that she ended up in a better place, what matters is that she ended up in a different one
Sasuke on chapter 690 or so wasn't "better", but he had certainly changed. Naruto had changed. Hinata had changed. Fuck even Kakashi changed. Sakura failed.
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>>148548892
Sauce?
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>>148548839
It's not our fault the main heroine is so obviously inferior.

>>148548947
Nips have shit taste, this has been known for centuries.
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Can we just change the name of this place to "Hinata General" already?

Look at this shit.
>>148548319
>>148548513
>>148548629
>>148548651
>>148548879
>>148548987
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>>148548892
>didn't provide a reason for Sasuke and Sakura's romance to make sense because he thought it'd be "too contrived."
That's what he said about Sakura's reason for crushing on Sasuke, not their entire romance. Don't forget, nips actually believe their romance is good
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>>148549113
>Being this butthurt on a Mongolian metal working site
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>>148549113
You quoted me twice. I don't like Hinata, but I do hate Sakura. Fucking hell Konan, an ARC VILLAIN, had more character development and progression than her.
Now I don't mind if people post Sakura, but she's objectively poorly written.
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>>148549113
You mean 'Shit Taste General'
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>>148481818
hey just came back from /pol/
look what i found
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>>148549015
>Interviewer: “Who is your favourite character in Naruto?”
>Taniguchi: “It’s Hinata.”
>Kishimoto: “Eh, you like big-breasted girls?” (laugh)
>Taniguchi: “It’s not that.” (laugh) “I like the fact that at the beginning she was a weakling, but due to Naruto’s influence she steadily became strong.”
>Kishimoto: “That’s because Hinata doesn’t stand at the main character’s side like normal heroines*… she’s the type that watches him from the shadows.”
>Interviewer: “I thought the heroine was Sakura?”
>Kishimoto: “That’s right. But Sakura is addicted to Sasuke.” (laugh) “The reason why Hinata came to like Naruto is clear, but I’ve deliberately avoided writing down the reason why Sakura came to like Sasuke.” (laugh) “That’s because somehow, I had the feeling that it would conversely end up sounding contrived.”

Side note: the sakurastans took the lighthearted, teasing joke from Kishimoto as him saying Hinata has nothing but her boobs.
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>>148549295
Kaguya > .... > Hinata > ........... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sakura
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>>148549250
The problem is this place has become a hostile environment for non-Hinatafags. They'll always be the thing that ruins this general.
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>>148549250
Konan had even less personality than Hinata, don't kid yourself. She's cuter, though
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>>148549408
It really hasn't, it's more of an anti-Sakura vibe

>T. Rinfag
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>>148549408
Oh my god again with the victim complex. It's not non-Hinatafags. It's Sakurafags because they can't accept that by any standards that we as a species have developed for judging writing, Sakura is a shitty character. We've had tons of posts devoted to Ino, Tenten, Temari, Tsunade, Konan, even that one guy who wrote NaruKushi incest shit with no trouble. It's not other girls. It's JUST Sakura. Get that through your head.
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>>148549343
I don't get it?
Is Nardo a jew? I thought Iruka hated the Jews.

>>148549349
>contrived
Is this doublespeak for "I have no fucking idea why she likes him"?

>>148549408
I never said I approved of rabid *fags but it seems more like Sakura alone is shat on.

>>148549450
Irrelevant. She goes from fucking Yahiko to being a dead fish following Pain to ease her own pain to deciding to support Naruto of her own will as well as due to Nagato's final decision.
Sakura doesn't do anything.
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>>148549349
>“That’s because somehow, I had the feeling that it would conversely end up sounding contrived.”

This is hilarious coming from Kishimoto.

>Itachi trapping Kabuto in a time loop that makes him not be a bad guy using a heretofore never revealed super strong jutsu? That's fine. Sakura genuinely trying to explain her love for Sasuke? Ehhhhh that shit doesn't really make sense.
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>>148549349
>Side note: the sakurastans took the lighthearted, teasing joke from Kishimoto as him saying Hinata has nothing but her boobs.
If the first thing that comes to his mind is boobs, it's no wonder she's characterized so badly.
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>>148549681
It's a joke, m8. It's a joke. He's trying to embarrass Taniguchi. Kishimoto is known to banter in interviews.

Sasuga Sakurastans to be this autistic.
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>>148549601
>Is this doublespeak for "I have no fucking idea why she likes him"?
Yes.
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>>148549669
>Kishimoto
>women
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>>148549782
Saved.
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>>148549816
>>148549601
It's also doublespeak for "the reason she likes him is that it puts more money in my bank account."
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This general is just a shitty place for anyone other than Hinatafags who can't move the fuck on from the topic of MUH PINKSHIT
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>>148550061
It literally just died down and you bring it up again
Are you a falseflagging Xfag trying to stir shit up or an insane sakurafag trying to make himself look worse?

t. Kaguya/Konanfag
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>>148549484
Which is going too far. Since Sakura needs to be shit on to show how "best" Hinaata is.

>>148549532
Then it's time to stop. Everyone gets it already with the 20+ threads. I had enough of Sakura getting all this bad heat whenever everyone needs to boost Hinata's cred or Sakura is shown in any positive light. This whole argument is over some petty jealousy over Sakura being considered popular in-universe because "Why isn't it MY waifu who is popular!" and Hinata getting criticism which is a massive no-no here.

>>148549601
>I never said I approved of rabid *fags but it seems more like Sakura alone is shat on.
Yeah, I realize that. It's the Pro-Hinata and Anti-Sakura general.
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>>148549669
>How did Madara survive his battle to the death with Hashirama? Well he obviously programmed a reality rewriting technique into his eye to activate after his death that would switch out his corpse with that of a shadow clone so that his real body could still be alive to regurgitate the chunk of flesh he bit off, thereby giving him the eyes of God. Duh.
>Why does Sakura love Sasuke? Uhhhh I don't fucking know.
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>>148550158
>"You're right anon, I'll get right on it"
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>>148550061
They're fucking memefags. They think they're funny dragging it out.
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>>148550132
I've been coming here for the last three months or so, and every single time I see the exact same shit, it's cancer and you all are just beating a dead horse
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>>148550061
You mean it's a fine place for anyone aside from pinkshitfags who can't recognize their waifu is shit.

>>148550158
>Then it's time to stop
Maybe when Sakura stops being a shitty character. Oh wait, it's too late, the manga is over.
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>>148549484
>T. Rinfag
don't get how as a Rinfag you can say this is just a Sakura issue. It's an anti-Rin, anti-Sakura vibe.

At least we've gotten to the stage where I'm not asked every second thread to offer the same justification for liking Rin. At the moment i'm happy enough with the setup we've got now, I rarely trigger people when I post my girl because I'm always so nice to everyone and their respective waifus.
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>>148550158
I'm sick of a lot things that happen here as well but instead of trying to get people to stop I just fucking deal with it.
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>>148550292
Pinkshit is not a meme. Sakura is pink and shit. Therefore she is also pinkshit. Get over it.

>>148550323
We should not have to tolerate Sakurafags trying to push their shitty waifu as a good character. It's not our fault she is objectively shit.
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>>148550158
It has nothing to do with Hinata vs. Sakura, I dislike both.
You're literally getting butthurt over the generic /a/ shit of one girl being generally considered Worst Girl.
Who cares about Hinata? I was the one who originally said she's too shallow 100 posts up.
Are you angry about Sakura being shat on or Hinata being praised, or are you angry about the seemingly large number of Hinatafags here?

>>148550323
How about dealing with it? Literally every general has this shit, the one or two memes you hate, the one opinion it feels like everyone but you has.
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>>148550271
Rin is cute! CUTE
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when are mods going to delete these threads that are not about video games literally every thread? there is not even a thread de-rail, it's just talking about anything except the games
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>>148550462
>We should not have to tolerate Sakurafags trying to push their shitty waifu as a good character. It's not our fault she is objectively shit.
Calling someone shit is an opinion and therefore subjective by definition. Rabid anti-sakurafags are cancerous in the same way that rabid sakurafags are cancerous, because they never shut the fuck up and seem to think that the world should agree with them because what they say must, by definition, be right.
I personally agree she's a shit character, but it is not your god-given duty to shit on her.
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>>148548319
my fuckin man
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>>148550526
>Literally every general has this shit
No, it doesn't. Mostly people just post their waifus, call them all shit and move on with their life, it's all in good fun. Here it feels like me not feeling an intense hatred for a fictional character is unwelcome, which is not cool
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>>148550651
Mods are cool with us talking about the Naruto series senpai
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>>148549601
>Is Nardo a jew? I thought Iruka hated the Jews.
ill give you one more hint
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>>148550947
>is not enough to face allah in the afterlife
I'd crack a joke about his powerlevel being enough, but unfortunately Naruto isn't quite at Kumagawa or Ajimu levels yet.
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>*Cough cough*
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>>148550705
>Calling someone shit is an opinion and therefore subjective by definition.
Fine. Then by normative definitions, Sakura is shit. By any sort of measurement of a character's quality that we as a society have developed, Sakura is shit.

>Rabid anti-sakurafags are cancerous in the same way that rabid sakurafags are cancerous
At least you can feel superior to both

>I personally agree she's a shit character, but it is not your god-given duty to shit on her.

Man look at this thread. Sakurafags get their huge victim complex and claim that Hinata has a double standard applied to her when really it's just Sakura being a shit. They try to pass it off like all non-Hinata girls get shit on but it's JUST Sakura because they keep trying to act like Sakura isn't the worst.
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>>148550651
we actually talk about the video games too.


I don't get it, you wouldn't complain about people talking about Warcraft lore or the new Warcraft movie in any of the three WoW generals we've got here.
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>>148550334
>Maybe when Sakura stops being a shitty character. Oh wait, it's too late, the manga is over.
Yeah, and shouldn't you be done ranting and raving over her now? Hinata already won the Narutobowl so why does Sakura still get shit thrown at her? I'm sorry it's bad to like a certain character that you hate.

>>148550404
The issue is it's keeps coming up almost every single thread and almost capsizes it. They keep going on and on repeating the same shit over how shitty Sakura is and how Hinata is the damn best thing in Naruto history. It's getting old and tiring.

>>148550462
>Pinkshit is not a meme. Sakura is pink and shit. Therefore she is also pinkshit. Get over it.
Fine, feel that way. But stop having these tantrums every thread. So what if some people happen to like Sakura and not like Hianta? Live and let live for Fuck sake.
>We should not have to tolerate Sakurafags trying to push their shitty waifu as a good character. It's not our fault she is objectively shit.
Sakura doesn't get pushed at all, dumbbell. She just has to be mentioned to cause a shitstorm. She has a lot of flaws but she does not have negative traits up and down and all around. You're acting like she's Naru from Love Hina bad.

>>148550526
>Are you angry about Sakura being shat on or Hinata being praised, or are you angry about the seemingly large number of Hinatafags here?
I don't care if you like Hinata. But having to shit on Sakura to praise her is bullshit. Is that the only thing you guys actually like about Hinata? She's better than Sakura?
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>>148551095
that reminds me
If Uchihas are the Jews are the Naruto, then who is the muslims of it?
>inb4 Hyuugas
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>>148551183
But if you shut up about it they'd post a sakura image and move on. Instead the thread detonates.

>>148551209
>ignores the part of my post that explicitly says I dislike Hinata
Uh-huh.
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>>148551289
>A literal anti government terrorist in the series
Maybe throw in a bit of hidan's fanaticism
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>>148551312
>Uh-huh.
I wasn't exactly referring to you. I should have worded that better.
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>>148550947
>Iruka hates the jews because he is the Prophet
It all comes together
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>>148551209
>Yeah, and shouldn't you be done ranting and raving over her now? Hinata already won the Narutobowl so why does Sakura still get shit thrown at her? I'm sorry it's bad to like a certain character that you hate.
Because you assholes keep pushing her like she's not shit when she clearly is.

>Fine, feel that way. But stop having these tantrums every thread. So what if some people happen to like Sakura and not like Hianta? Live and let live for Fuck sake.

Some people deserve to be ridiculed. When we're talking about the pros and cons of the series, the main heroine is bound to come up, and as it turns out, the main heroine is shit.

>Sakura doesn't get pushed at all, dumbbell.
No, she does. You assholes get your victim complex and bring up Hinata (>>148546613) and then pretend like you didn't do anything wrong.

>She has a lot of flaws but she does not have negative traits up and down and all around.

She does, though. She has more net negatives than any other character.

>>148551312
>But if you shut up about it they'd post a sakura image and move on. Instead the thread detonates.
Man we both know that isn't true.
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>>148551183
You're retarded if you believe there's a single Sakurafag left here. Would you hang out in a general that was anti-Hinata after she lost the Narubowl to Sakura?
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>>148551209
The same can be said about waifufagging and shipping. They completely eclipse everything else when they get going and are nothing but the same old posts over and over and over again.

There is literally nothing you can do, you can either deal with it like I've been doing or leave the thread for a litle while.
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>>148551494
>Man we both know that isn't true
What could they possibly do besides post pictures if people ignore them? If I posted a picture of Konan and said "I want Konan to sit on my face!" would anyone even reply?
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>>148551209
>I don't care if you like Hinata. But having to shit on Sakura to praise her is bullshit.

Sakura is THE MAIN HEROINE, so of course the secondary heroines are going to be compared to her.

>Is that the only thing you guys actually like about Hinata? She's better than Sakura?

If that were the case, we'd see just as much praise for Ino, Tenten, Tsunade, Rin, Konan, and pretty much every other female character because they're all better than Sakura. Fact is, Hinata has her own merits. In a vacuum, they might not be that much, but in the context of the series she is in, which is the context by which any character should be judged, she's miles ahead of the main goddamn heroine.
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>>148551107
Are there people still seriously upset with the shorter hair?
I mean sure, it was a bit weird at first, but I got used to it and now prefer it.
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>>148551618
>implying
Someone hasn't been to /fgog/. There, waifufagging is actually the healthy state of the thread. HERAKEKLES UNRIVALLED MELLLLLVINNNNNN is when shit hits the fan.
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>>148551610
There are at least one or two dedicated Sakurafags who like to pretend that shitting on Sakura is tantamount to shitting on every girl. See >>148549408. Huge Sakurafag right there. Also >>148547942. They have severe cognitive impairment (hence why they like Sakura) so they think that shitting on a bad female character is shitting on all female characters.
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>>148551703
desu even Kaguya is better, she doesn't do anything or have personality but at least she doesn't keep messing up and acting contrary to all logic like Sakura.
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>>148551312
>But if you shut up about it they'd post a sakura image and move on. Instead the thread detonates.
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>>148551951
Right? That's the problem with the main heroine. It's not just that she doesn't have anything going for her. Tenten doesn't have much going for her and she's fine. Sakura has traits that actively detract from her. If Kaguya is a 0 on the character scale, Sakura is a -10.
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>OMFG NARUTO Is Dead?! Shippuden Episode 501 Released!
Can we crown Double4Anime the king of /nsunsg/ yet?

>>148551610
Judging by the poll, we've got 2. At least 1 of them seems completely serious and I believe him.
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>>148551494
>Because you assholes keep pushing her like she's not shit when she clearly is.
Coming from one of the guys who probably pushes Hinata every single thread and chimps out when someone says to calm down. We don't push her. Hell, you all are the ones who bring her up most of the time to tell everyone how shit she is and how we are all retards for liking her or even defending her.
>Some people deserve to be ridiculed. When we're talking about the pros and cons of the series, the main heroine is bound to come up, and as it turns out, the main heroine is shit.
You forget it's a fictional series. Non of the characters are real yet you are having an autistic meltdown whenever we dare say to cut it out when this rapid hate. You don't like Sakura. WE GET IT. Can you move on to something else?
>No, she does. You assholes get your victim complex and bring up Hinata (>>148546613) and then pretend like you didn't do anything wrong.
You guys do the same shit you, fucking hypocrites. Half the bitching about Sakura is "Why can't Hinata be there instead!" don't start bullshitting me. I bet all of you thought "Why isn't Hinata the popular one!"
> She does, though. She has more net negatives than any other character.
Oh, and all your other favorites character are literally perfect, amirite?
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>>148551874
It's weird too. I mean Ino-posting, while not as often occurring as Hinata-posting, is pretty big, and the other non-(pink)shit girls get plenty of posts as well.
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>>148551787
>implying I give a shit about what goes on in /fgog/.
What ever happens there have no bearing on what happens here.
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>>148547942
I gotta ask, how does it feel to get so thoroughly blown the fuck out by >>148548319 to the point where it was screencapped?
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>>148552234
Why would someone tell lies on the internet?
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>>148552160
>He unironically used the word degenerate
There is no way he isn't one of us
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>>148552234
>shikamaru
Smooth as fuck tbqh
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>>148551618
I acknowledge that elite waifuism has completely overtaken these thread. But that's not gonna stop me from calling them out on their shit.

>>148551703
You can criticize the character (Without bringing up "Muh Hinata!) but this level of autistic hate that destroys the quality of these threads and chases people away has to stop. It's a toxic environment.
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>>148552197
>Oh, and all your other favorites character are literally perfect, amirite?
Oh, you sad little retard. See >>148552102

The problem isn't that Sakura has flaws. Any good character should have flaws. It's that A) she has little to no redeeming qualities and B) her negatives are very rarely if ever treated as such. Her pathetic, pointless devotion to Sasuke isn't shown as a crippling obsession, it's shown as true love. Her foul temper isn't shown as a serious anger issue, it's just cheap comedy. At least Naruto had a reason for his sauce autism. Sakura would be much better if she were just a nothing character like Kaguya or Tenten. It's that she had shit going on and it was almost entirely bad that really fucked her.
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>>148551874
Because you guys do shit on the other girls by acting passive aggressive unlike with Sakura, who needs to burn in hell apparently.
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>>148552596
>You can criticize the character (Without bringing up "Muh Hinata!) but this level of autistic hate that destroys the quality of these threads and chases people away has to stop. It's a toxic environment.

No, because the Sakurafags have to defend their shitty character, so we in turn have to show them why their defense of that character is wrong. If they don't give it up, why should we?

>>148552716
There's that victim complex again.
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>>148552596
>It's a toxic environment.
How's it going, tumblr?
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>>148552234
>editing the author's original work to shit on Sakura
Are you mad nips don't believe the same shit you do?
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>>148552808
>They had to entirely change Sasuke's character and personality traits for this to work
Be honest, you think this is bullshit too. Every other one stuck with the character's personality
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>>148552716
>passive aggressive
What
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>>148552808
I did not edit it. It has been floating around for ages.

The edit however is much more faithful to the known events of the story, with Sausage fucking off to /innawoods/ for years, never seeing his family, and iirc Sakura chasing after him and having to give birth at Karin's place/Orochimaru's lab, after (((presumably))) being left behind alone, either too stupid to return home with an early pregnancy or Sausage actually left a heavily pregnant woman behind.
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>mfw "Locku on"
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>>148552647
>>148552782
>>148552805
See all this? Toxic as shit. Fuck anyone who happens to like Sakura but don't you dare say anything bad about our Hyuga princess. You all aren't being the good guys here. This shouldn't be a big deal. I feel like Sakura is a target because you are all jealous that Sakura is the main character and Hinata isn't. Seriously, come one. Hinata married the main protagonist. That should have been enough of a victory for all of you to calm down but there must be something deeper to all these autistic hate.

You guys are ruining this thread. You all ask for a comfy general yet pull shit like this. I don't even hate Hinata and I still don't even if she attracts the biggest faggots in the fanbase. You fags need to cool down, sit down, and shut up. Enough is ENOUGH. This is NOT funny, not anymore after years. You have all made your points about her ages ago. IT'S TIME TO STOP.
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>>148553024
>I think this is bullshit
You should draw it yourself, then. Nips delete their work because of people like you, dude
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>>148553283
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>>148551209
>>148550462

Anon, be happy! It doesn't matter if someone doesn't like your girl, YOU do. That's all that matters. I think all the girls in this series are just great!
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>>148551905
>sunni/shia schism.webm
man somebody needs to do ISIS parodies with Naruto clips
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>>148553351
>Nips delete their work because of people like you, dude
Am I honestly meant to feel bad over this?
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>>148553326
The first two posts didn't even mention Hinata you idiot and the third was too short to mention anyone.
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>>148553550
Hinata is always the route of it unfortunately. They are doing it in her name. Most of the people I'm arguing with are Hinatafags.
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>>148553381
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>>148553696
Bitch I'm a temarifag, inofag, and tsunadefag above all but I can recognize that sakura is the worst by far.
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>>148553696
>he lets people's taste in fictional women make him mad

You are all silly, and besides best girl is the au where there are no girls, the boys just take turns spit roasting each other, not in a gay way though, haha!
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>>148553696
That doesn't invalidate their arguments.
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>>148553873
>Internalized Sakura hate.
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I think we can all agree on one thing - people aren't doing enough to share their girls. Hinata's surprisingly Best Girl for only 33% of us. Only other people who post their girl are Rinfags and Tentenfags, sometimes Inofags. Where are the people posting Haku, Temari, Mitsuki, etc?
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>>148553891
The best girl is literally Female Sasuke.
>Itachilust becomes ONIICHAN GIVE ME COCK OR I'LL KILL YOU
>Nardolust becomes I DON'T WANT IT BUT I'M SO WET NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT I'LL KILL YOU AND PROVE IT TO MYSELF
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>>148553983
>want other girls to be posted
>name two boys and a girl
plz
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>>148553891
>he lets people's taste in fictional women make him mad
That's ironic, coming from this general.
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>>148554014
>Naruto wins her heart by beating the shit out of her in their final battle.
I'd read that.
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>>148553948
Are you an actual honest-to-god tumblrite? What does internalized even mean here? What if he just dislikes the woman?
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>>148553817
Don't cry anon! Don't cry. Everything will work out fine, you'll see!

Now do your best to improve our girl's reputation, ya hear?
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>>148553891
I'd love to watch a porno of Naruto getting gangraped by all leaf's men as revenge for Kurama's attack, just out of curiosity, I'm not actually though ahahahaha.
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>>148554132
You've been conditioned to unreasonable hate Sakura due to all the maymays thrown around here.
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>>148554032
subconsciously chose the ones I'd like to see more of
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>>148553326
Nigger I didn't even participate in the discussion, I am busy grinding in an MMO I play.

But I look into the thread, with plenty of new posts. Cool! I skim through it and what do I see? The autistic Pinkshit fag going off once more, the same as always, now whining about a toxic environment.

That type of muh environment is empty bullshit, and if you cannot take the heat of an argument and are too stupid to actually properly argue, adjust your views when proven wrong or be successful in your own points, then please feel free to fuck right off.

Yeah I know the general hasn't got that many posters, but it might just be better off without you and your tireless perception that you are meant to be a fucking police force for the general. Topic after topic you do this, it's easy as fuck to spot your style, and it reeks of authoritative bullshit.

Learn to take it easy and deal with the fact that Pinkshit is one of the most disliked characters in this gateway anime of the worst kind, for good fucking reasons.
Sakura a a shit.
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>>148554180
Ninja Dependence 7 is kind of that iirc

>>148554227
>maymays
>because it's incomprehensible that anyone disagrees with me
As it were you've definitively failed to provide meaningful counterarguments, especially to the glaring big one, the post that got screencapped. All you do is shout about 'hinatafags', and whether or not they exist and are that rabid, they're making points - points you're not addressing.
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>>148554140
We'll do out best anon, together!
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>>148554227
I've been conditioned to hate Sakura due to reading the manga.
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>>148554351
The man is our resident shitposter. Just as /mbg/ has the Eternal Viet, just as /fgog/ has Melvin, just as /gsg/ has Alex Grandi and """Rob""", so too do we have the Great Policeman.
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>>148554351
I don't care if they dislike her. Just don't be petty with it and have double standards. Hinata gets brought up negatively and suddenly "Sakura a shit, lol!" which lasts for half the thread. It's tiring.

>>148554405
They can like Hinata without shitting on Sakura and others can dislike sakura without fapping to Hinata. I just come in to tell everyone to cool down and they all go ape on me.

>>148554518
But I doubt it's from the maymays we have in these threads.
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>>148554851
>They can like Hinata without shitting on Sakura and others can dislike sakura without fapping to Hinata.
Which is precisely what they've been doing?
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>>148554941
>Which is precisely what they've been doing?
[citation needed]
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>>148555047
>citation needed
>>148552647
>>148552782
>>148551951
>>148552102
>>148554405
>>148554351
It's known as reading the thread.
>but those are hinatafags
Prove it.
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>>148554851
>I just come in to tell everyone to cool down and they all go ape on me.
You shouldn't tell others what to do.
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Ok lads this is getting a bit too autistic

>>148554941
>>148554851
>>148555316
>>148555047
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>>148555598
Mainly because he's the only one perpetuating the entire thing, it's painfully obvious it's like 10 against 1.
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>>148555623
time for a change of topic?

In my view the Allied Shinobi Forces were in the wrong.
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>>148554851
There's the root of the problem. You are in no position to determine what people are allowed to do or not.

>>148554941 is correct, and like before you are again filling in the blanks in your autistic mind, thus for you ANY dislike of Sakura, even if it contains no mention of Hinata, must mean the person saying that is a Hinatafag.

And isn't it sad that measuring a side character by the supposed heroine is somehow deemed hurtful, toxic and inappropriate by those who for some odd reason still like said heroine?

But to return to the original point: even if people were directly comparing the two girls, illustrating the ways Hinata is good by contrasting to how the most prominent female character fails time and time again, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. And even if there was, besides it getting a bit boring and repetitive after a while, it does not fucking matter because you have no authority to police this general. People want to post that, and they can post that. End of story.

You disagree and want to argue about it? Fine. But don't freak out when you are met by counter-points, and your next step, accusing the other group of a chimp-out and acting hurt is consistently retarded and pointless.
Deal with it or learn to argue.
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>>148555316
>Prove it.
They are identified Hinatafags. They don't need to mention Hinata for me to know it's about fucking Hinata. They fact that they freaked out from>>148544971 >>148546183 >>148545680 >>148546482 >>148546613 are perfect examples. Being a Hinatafag is Martial Law here.
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>>148555669
Holy Christ almighty this is hot. Anyone have that other webcomic thing of Tobirama getting pegged by Madara?
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>>148555927
Good LORD the victim complex.
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>>148555805
I don't like the sand, they're course and vain and they get everywhere
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>>148555927
You quoted me in the "freaked out from" list, and yet I quoted myself twice in the previous list. Now that's quite strange isn't it?
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>>148555927
>They don't need to mention Hinata for me to know it's about fucking Hinata
But you have STILL consistently failed to provide compelling counterpoints. If they're so retarded why not pick them apart? It should be trivial if someone managed to provide a semi-compelling argument for why Edward and Bella aren't shitty mary sues.
If you're not willing to actually argue and instead want to play thread policeman then kys.
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>>148555887
I know I can't win because all of you just agree with each other. It doesn't matter if my points are right, I'm just the "Sakurafag" and let's all laugh at him and others who happen to defend Sakura.

>>148556023
I pretty much am the victim here. I don't want to be but that's what I'm becoming.
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>>148554612
I kind of preferred the guy who just dumped porn desu senpai.
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>>148556302
>I pretty much am the victim here
Jesus fucking christ
No one is out to fucking get you, ffs we don't even know who you are if you change the subject and talk about Kaguya riding Sauce.
>I know I can't win because all of you just agree with each other. It doesn't matter if my points are right, I'm just the "Sakurafag" and let's all laugh at him and others who happen to defend Sakura.
>my points are right
Where the fuck are they and where are your counterpoints to our arguments?
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>>148556032
>conspire to successfully assassinate the Hokage and invade the Leaf, completely unpovoked
>still claim to be victims and act paranoid about possible invasions from their allies

Ironic, isn't it?
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>>148556628
wew lad
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>>148556302
>I pretty much am the victim here.
Mate the only people who can I identify in the general is the game designer and translator fag
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>>148556628
Oh dear.
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>>148556781
>>148556695
what was that?
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>>148556938
Kiba's mom sucking two dog dicks

>>148556865
Honestly? I approve.
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>>148556938
Kiba's mom or sister sucking a bunch of dog dicks
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>>148556465
>Jesus fucking christ
>No one is out to fucking get you, ffs we don't even know who you are if you change the subject and talk about Kaguya riding Sauce.
>Telling me that while ignoring that time everyone witch hunted the Rinfag.

>Where the fuck are they and where are your counterpoints to our arguments?
I doesn't matter anymore. I'll just be instantly disagreed with because I defend Sakura. It's the memes. Everyone thinks this is a sitcom now.
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>>148556865
I always low key believed Jiraiya to be a descendant of one of Tobirama's bastards. Which made his semi-thing with Tsunade pretty fucking weird.
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>>148557002
>I doesn't matter anymore.
But you didn't make a single one
If you're this convinced you're the victim, get the fuck out and never return, you'll be witchhunted anyway.
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>>148556938
Kiba's sister with some doggy dick
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>>148557002
Sounds like a nice excuse for not being able to argue.
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>>148556982
That was his sister, Hana.
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>>148557002
Are you saying that the memes... changed this thread... we weren't anything before we put on the memes
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>>148557243
I wonder if Kiba got a lot of shit for being unmarried at 30.
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>>148557243
Same shit
She honestly looks like she's taken it from behind a lot though
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>>148557112
I AM the victim here! Now you're trying to banish me. I'm not allowed in your Anti-Sakura Club.

>>148557147
>"Whatever, you're still pinkshitfag!" Hinatafags respond.
How can I argue with that?
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>>148557381
Literally your entire argument has been "Whatever, you're Hinatafags!" Stop projecting. You haven't even provided any counterpoints, whereas posts like >>148548319 have neatly explained why their argument makes sense.
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>>148557381
Wait you're a falseflagger right
Were you this retarded before?
>banish you
Not at all, I don't have the authority to do that nor would I ever treat someone so poorly. I'm simply applying pressure for you to commit to voluntary emigration to greener pastures for people like your esteemed self.
Someone cap this guy he's fucking glorious
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>>148557381
Don't leave, please don't leave

>>148557578
Stop and make friends, ok?
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>>148557863
I've got plenty of friends. See - hey where'd he go...
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>>148557863
I don't need anyone. I'll shitpost by myself and keep this general alive on the ashes of those who brought about the darkness. In that way, I will be the true Hokage.
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>>148557863
I just don't get why I'm so different from anyone else this general fought with. Aren't I like the 5th or 6th "antagonist" of these threads?
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There's no reason to be fighting. Someone doesn't like Hinata? Someone doesn't like Sakura? That's fine. You like her don't you?That's enough.
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>>148558231
You're different because of >>148557536, >>148557112, >>148556465, >>148556235
You don't actually say anything, just try to prevent anyone from hating on Sakura, because every time someone does it in peace they become a rabid hinatafag out to get you, and you specifically.
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>currently reading a doujin with Naruto getting his asshole fingered
Kind of nice desu senpai


N-n-n-n-o hommo
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>>148558560
Like, that's all that's happening?
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>>148558560
It's okay if you're gay, anon.
Don't hide your gay.
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>>148558313
Kushina a cute
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>>148558741
Well no, but that's the best part
>Again no homo
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Ignoring which bad character is slightly less worse, because they're all poorly written.

Question. How do you fanfic Anons handle fight scenes in terms of detail, length, and POV? I've always pictured fights for my stuff in Manga form and such, so I'm not sure how to translate this into Fanfic (I guess shorter and quicker?), seeing as how I really don't read too many fight scenes in the first place, in either Fiction or Fanfics.
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>>148558401
The Rin poster was forgiven and can stay without a problem after being witch hunted, the Sasuke porn spammer is welcomed now, that Diesel poster was welcomed even though everything he did was off-topic, that Anti-Team 8 autist was forgiven, that guy who argued about Lee isn't made fun of, and any of the others I forgot to mention. What fucking gives here?
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>>148559126
Because you don't give any sort of argument and yet act superior to others and randomly accuse people of being Hinatafags.
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>>148559124
Fight scenes can be hard, dude. You have to keep it from being repetitive and unsatisfying and make sure the actions are consistent with each other.
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>>148559126
>that Diesel poster was welcomed even though everything he did was off-topic
remember when I tried to make a Diesel edition thread?
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>>148559124
For me a fight scene is every bit as much about characterisation as anything else. Visual flair is not an option in a non-visual medium after all, and honestly it took a lot to get used to the very idea.

Just because something looks neat for your mind's eye does not mean it makes for good reading material, for that you need stuff that reinforces or builds on a character, their MO, state of mind in fighting. Try to embellish what's going on from one character's POV as they read and dodge around another's attacks, have them consider their options but do NOT over-explain things - this sort of thing is a split second decision, people go with their gut, even if they are not Naruto.
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>>148559126
What about The Pest?
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>>148559568
I came in at the tail end of he Dieselposting era, how did it start?
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>>148559882
Is that a bug?
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>>148560009
>>148458694
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>>148559934
some anon posted a contextless Diesel pic without any words leaving the person he replied to baffled. I then would occasionally announce "This is now a Diesel thread" and many anons would enthusiastically attach pics of Diesel to their posts.


>>148559882
There have only been two Pest threads, yesterday being one of them.
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>>148560432
Pest thread soon fellow anon

NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q
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>>148560394
I like him as a random cutaway gag for the general.
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>>148560432
Sounded like fun.

>>148560506
Shit, I haven't seen that in over 12 years.
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>>148560394
The Pest is easily one of the greatest bad movies of all time
nothing beats the Chinese restaurant scene
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>>148560842
So true.
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>>148557583
now thats unique kind of autism
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>>148561723
imagine what the artist was thinking when he was drawing the commission
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>>148562051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

This probably
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>>148562153
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>>148560506
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>>148563439
Cool.
Who did this?
I'd love to see Hina in this style too.
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>>148563963
this is Ikemoto's work (Assistant-kun)
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>>148563963
>I'd love to see Hina in this style too.
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>>148564169
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>>148564169
Nardo must be a skilled gardener in order grow such big potatoes.
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>>148564327
EYEPUSSY
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bump
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>>148566548
do you think Madara ever had that beer with Hashirama in ninja heaven?

I know the line wasn't really in the manga, but it's canon for me/spoiler]
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Jfc somehow there were 400-odd posts made while I was asleep. What the fuck happened. More waifu combat, by the look of it.
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>>148567871
Sakurafags pretending they're being persecuted by the big bad hinatafags while offering zero argument or support for their points as usual.
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>>148567871
a fair bit had nothing to do with waifus.

If you want a summary of the latest from the frontlines - Hinatafags bully Sakura again, Sakurafag gets upset and starts an argument

I just want both Hinatafags and Sakurafag to feel welcome
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>>148568398
There is a bias atmosphere with Sakura in this general.
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>>148568991
There's a bias atmosphere with Sakura among Naruto fans because she sucks.
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>>148568991
I don't want to use this meme
But literally
>not
>an
>argument
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>>148569305
I'm not going to argue back due to fear of extremely hostile reprisal from Hinatafags again. That's the kind of general everyone wants in here. A general governed by fear.
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>>148569612
See, that's what we're talking about
>hinatafags
>not going to argue
Meanwhile I was here from the start and you never actually made any points that were not "they are hinatafags and therefore inherently biased". Irrelevant.
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>>148569612
You're not going to argue back because you literally can't.
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>>148569612
Sakurafag, listen to me please. People used to get in arguments about my girl all the time. I'll tell you the secret to winning their hearts.

If they don't love Sakura then help them fall in love with you. It will hopefully rub off on Sakura and they mind be a bit less hostile.

Just be nice and hopefully they'll return the favour.
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>>148569902
The secret to winning their hearts is to more or less shut up about it if you don't actually have any counterpoints.
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>>148569612
I read through almost the entire thing, and here's what I got, as an objective viewer that came in after the fact
> here are some reasons why Hinata is a better defined character than Sakura
> but you are a hinatafag
> here are a few more reasons why I believe Hinata is better
> but you are a hinatafag
> can you counter any of the reasons I have made?
> reeee you are attacking me bias against sakura

See, here's the thing. MOST PEOPLE in this thread don't mind Sakura as a design. I know I personally don't, anyway. I have a problem with people holding her up as an example of a good character though because, as >>148548319 showed, she's objectively not. If you like her, that's fine by me. I don't care. If you want to say she's a good character, then you CAN say that. You're just wrong, and that's ok. It's just that most people on here won't be able to stop themselves attempting to correct you.
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>>148570042
I have my counterpoints for liking my girl and I've never been stumped by people who've attacked her. No matter how good your arguments are you'll never get through to people by being hostile. That's why I'm always nice to people when bringing up my girl and I haven't had to defend her for a couple of months now.
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>>148570308
Which is why you simply don't bring it up. If you're Rinfag, the issue with Rin is that she's not well or poorly written because she's hardly written at all. Sakura has the unfortunate disadvantage of legitimately being written horribly.
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>>148569902
are Rinfags the nicest posters on here? I've never seen one attack another waifu, they're always so kind and polite.
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>>148570438
Seeing as Rin apparently is supposed to be one of the nicest girls in the series, period, it's sensible that her fans try to emulate her.
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>>148570438
They were really obnoxious early on in the general's history, hence the revolt against them, but now they've chilled out so things are okay.
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>>148570438
You missed the First and Second Waifu Wars, then. We had more posters back then, and several HARDCORE Rin ones. Like, past the Sakurafags we have now. They were brutal. Well, tried to be. They mostly failed because they had so little content to draw from. Hinatafags and Sakurafags actually teamed up from time to time. It was nice.
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>>148570431
I actually disagree. I think we get just the right amount of panel time for Rin given her role in the story (the primary motivation for one of the villains). I just really fell for her in what little we see of her. She's the most supportive and caring character in the series (obviously just my opinion, but >>148570563 seems to agree with me )

also before anyone brings it up, yes I've heard your arguments about her confession to Kakashi and how insensitive she was being. All I'll say is that I simply disagree with you about how insensitive it was, even though I'm an Obito guy

>>148570652
I'm one of those Rinfags, probably the one who brought up the best counterpoints. I just don't argue for her anymore because the content speaks for itself, people have different opinions.
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>>148570431 (You)
>I actually disagree. I think we get just the right amount of panel time for Rin given her role in the story (the primary motivation for one of the villains). I just really fell for her in what little we see of her. She's the most supportive and caring character in the series (obviously just my opinion, but >>148570563 (You) seems to agree with me )
>quoting me, in contradiction of myself
Uh?
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>>148571323
Ah shit, this is quoting >>148571230
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>>148551107
These people are tards with their "muh parallels". Naruto looks more like a mature adult with the short hair and if he had long hair he'd just be Minato with whiskers.

Also the short hair lets boruto be a naruto clone more easily because otherwise they'd look too similar too.
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>>148571472
>Seeing as Rin apparently is supposed to be one of the nicest girls in the series, period, it's sensible that her fans try to emulate her.
my mistake, "apparently" - guess you were being sarcastic then. Doesn't matter.
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>>148551107
The top one on the right is the only alternative that looks good to me.
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>>148571638
I wasn't? being sarcastic. She's supposed to be one of the nicest girls in the series, but she has very little screentime and no character development (since her main role in the story is being a static dead memory inside Obito's mind and something that haunts Kakashi). Both are true.
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>>148559551
>>148559713
Hm, yeah. It does sound different but fun.

Have either of you read the Hiden or Shinden novels? How were the fights handled there? I've read the Boruto novelization.
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>>148570652
That is a steaming pile of autism
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>>148571720
agreed. The rest don't even look like Naruto's hair. the texture is all off. Naruto's hair doesn't look that soft, the spikes are bigger.
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>>148572110
it's exaggeration. We still have new discussion. But it serves its purpose as a basic guideline.


Just one major inaccuracy - the general wasn't started "months" before the game's release, it was started about two weeks prior.
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>>148572110
You're a steaming pile of autism.
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>>148572478
Seemed a lot longer, though. Probably because we were burning through a thread a day back then.
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>>148572049
Nah, only fanfics.

Some, like a Teacher's Glory go into impressive detail to fit a historical account and recreation of precisely how a battle went, which may be pleasing to me on one level, but on another of an invested reader in it for a good action scene, it felt like a letdown. A few mistakes can kill tension in a fight.

There's some like The World's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team that are spliced throughout with humour and go for nice and colourful descriptions that make you see the action, without really treating combat as a serious thing (because in that fic, it really isn't).

The best combat scenes I've read are probably in - brace for yet another autistic bloodbath - Team Eight, which managed to give detail enough for it all to feel real, had it together with characters' motivations, great descriptions of the sensations of battle while giving a complete picture of what was going on, even sneaking in a couple of really heavy-hitting moments.
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>>148572985
>brace for yet another autistic bloodbath - Team Eight
Nah, I'm not like that anymore. I still don't like but I'm not going to make a big deal over it.
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So, Fugetsu and Waniko are still stuffing their faces with free ramen, courtesy of the Hokage. Waniko better watch it, or she won't be the svelte little kunoichi she wishes to be.

Arata headed to the Fujita compound to check up on the plant sample he found while doing a D-rank mission with his team. His clan were able to propagate it, and will be ready for mass production in about a week. It's a stronger version of the basic paralysis toxin he uses. Good on him.

Renya headed back to the Yamanaka residence, since Ino asked to see him earlier in the day, just to more or less check up on him. She's asked Naruto to be made privy to what's going on with the team and their missions. She's a little worried about how Renya is going, since their last meeting ended a tad abruptly. She's glad that he doesn't seem indifferent to the murder, though, or worse, that he seems to enjoy what he did.
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>>148572985
>Team Eight
Oh god please don't do this, anon. They were just starting to get un-triggered.

>>148573424
....could it be true? is this the end of the team 8 chimpouts?
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>>148573662
>She's glad that he doesn't seem indifferent to the murder, though, or worse, that he seems to enjoy what he did.
>Not enjoying spilling the blood of your enemies.
Truly is the current era of Shinobi.
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>>148573749
He said he'd chill out a while back, and he's been good. He's the Third Hokage again. It's all g.

>>148573795
Well, I mean, after all, it is the CURRENT YEAR. For real though if something is spoilered, please spoiler when you quote. Thanks, bud.
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>>148573749
We reached an agreement for the sake of the general weeks ago. So yeah, I'm not yelling at people anymore. I was named the Third Hokage of /nsunsg/ and a Hokage most do what's best for their village...or general, whichever comes first.
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Alright. So Binkbonk's connection is shitting itself, but Renya finished with Ino. He's worried that he hasn't told his clan that he's part of the inter-Village team yet, and what they might say if he has to work under another Kage for a bit. He's also worried about what his team might think of him if he tells them he's been seeing Ino for therapy, and if they'll make fun of him, or see him as weak.

Once Binkbonk is back, we'll start on the next day, Renya will get his face measured for the mask, and the mission will begin.
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>>148574125

Can you shoulder all of the autism?
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Naruto is now actually a series about wizards/magicians. from the beginning.

Is it any better?
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>>148577223
Tenten and Ino look retarded
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>>148578608
What else is new, lol!
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>>148578734
Not ok, anon!
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confession:
I would support assistant-kun's hinata design if she wasn't completely fat-chested. It's a nice design other than the tits. (I mean the way he draws eyes and noses makes all the adult females look a bit like aliens but I can dig it) It's not that I only like Hinata for her tits, but they are definitely part of her character design and it seems weird to randomly get rid of them. Like just leave modest c cup and I would be fully satisfied. just don't make her flatter than she looked at 12. it doesn't make any sense and it always seemed like a pretty big part of her design.
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>>148579358
I agree, but he has a weird thing for that kind of hair
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Inter-team banter. I don't need to even do anything. I love it.

I'm also trying to keep up with what's going on over in Turkey
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>>148581149
I wonder how Turkroach Anon is doing.
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>>148581149
>"Getting a snack from a vendor back home is like an interrogation."
LOL
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>>148581389
Hopefully not dead. As long as he stays off the streets he should be fine.

>>148581461
They're just talking shit about how public baths are full of perverts and Arata glanced at Waniko. Inter-team bonding! Woo! Although I guess it just means it'll make later choices that much harder for them.
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>>148582941
what is up with this dude and the Zoolander look
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>>148583169
>he doesn't like blue steel
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>>148583297
Magnum is the GOAT
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How do I beat people online? No one to practice with offline and I've done all the offline content otherwise. People don't play anything like computers and I keep getting my ass handed to me. That shoryuken forums thread doesn't talk about the basic mechanics of fighting, which largely seem to be chakra dashing and substitutions.
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>>148583336
Remember when we thought assistant-kun would be awesome?
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>>148582941
Typically I don't mind a bit of liberty with this stuff, but how exactly is he supposed to draw that sword?
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>>148583797
I am not much good myself, so take this with a pinch of salt, but the go to tactic tends to be playing conservative with the resources you have, trying to goad your enemy into dashing into you and getting them with an attack.
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>>148585081
>>148583336
I get more and more convinced Assistant-kun fucked with the wrong people and the Yakuza broke his fingers.
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things slowing down already? Normies must be out socialising
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>>148587145
Nothing much is happening in the game. The four of them met the group of nobles who hired them, and are now picking weapons from a small armoury the nobles got their guards to gather.
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>It just dawned on me how long it will take to read 513,000 words
Fuck me dead
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>>148588590
I read through A Growing Affection in a few days without really rushing through the thing, and that is near 700k.
If it is actually worth reading you won't worry about the length of the thing.
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>>148589385
>Post-date night at the Uzumaki household
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>>148589385
Nice.
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>>148588590
I'm slow as fuck at reading. You reading
Shadows of Konoha?
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>>148589385
this series needed more kancho. they should have used it to defeat kaguya instead of reverse harem jutsu.
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>>148589997
they should've used both in a combination attack
would've brought the series full circle
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>>148590086
Yeah, Naruto and Sasuke should've poked Kaguya's ass. With their dicks.
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>>148589909
That's the one
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>>148590226
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>>148590226
At the same time, without Kaguya

N-no homo
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>>148594362
So they'd just be poking their dick tips together?
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>>148594463
hot
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>>148594463
Haha I've done this with many male friends and also fucked their ass but it's not like I'm gay or anything haha
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>>148594618
I always figured that's how the gays did the sex
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>>148595117
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>>148595267
all that's missing is diaper related stuff
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>>148595597
waaaay too far
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almost made it through an entire thread in one day - incredible
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>>148482036
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10748734
Didn't see my girl Chou-chou on there.
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not at evo
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>>148596132
It's an early Christmas Miracle.
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>>148596575
literally the only girl I could think of that I didn't include. I thought she'd be the least likely to have fans on here. Sorry anon. The limit is 30 options and I had to drop someone.
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>>148504901
>Kishimoto's assistants
[CITATION FUCKING NEEDED]
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>>148596987
It's fine, anon. I am POSITIVE I am the only person who would've voted for her.
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>>148512797
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>>148513493
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#0
You tell me.
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>>148597678
O Y V E Y S H U T I T D O W N
The asspain is 2real
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>>148547172
Gardening, iirc.
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>>148598492
Neil Breen is a god
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>>148553365
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>>148599656
>Boruto in both panels.
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>>148598492


Neil Breen is now in charge of a Western live adaptation of Naruto. In a press conference he tells a journalist that he will stay true to the character dynamics from Kishi's work but keep the ninjutsu and power levels to a minimum, using very little if any CG. He says his version will be more focused on espionage than straight-up fighting. Breen expressed doubt as to whether he'd appear as the titular character, stating "I feel I might be too old to take on the role of a teenager", but also said he's open to casting himself as Kakashi or Jiraiya.

What significant story changes will Breen make? Who will he cast in the lead roles of the film, having access to a $200 million budget?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-NeXE8ADA
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>>148599656
>Sasuke
>Reacting
>Sasuke
>Present
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what's everyone's opinion on Uzumaki Khan?
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>>148604513
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>>148603306
We are all faggots compared to him.
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>>148604869
DELETE THIS
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>>148608073
forgive me senpai
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Was Yahiko right, or was Danzo justified?
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>>148608963
What could Yahiko be 'right' about? Did he not just want to control Hidden Rain land and push out foreign warring parties? Don't remember what his plan was exactly.
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>>148608209
All is forgiven
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>Reading Shadows of Konoha
>Literally everyone is getting fucked except nardo because Jinchuriki bs
>Author ignores that every single other jinchuriki could fuck but nardo has to be special
Wew fucking lads, no spoilers pls
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>>148572985
Hm, thanks, Anon. I'll be sure to check those out, even if to only browse the fight scenes.

>>148603306
He's quite emotive. Maybe its because it been so many years since reading the Manga I can't remember my initial reaction (probably not too surprising because of spoiler threads), but I'm surprised he can't predict, or perhaps more accurately, expect some things that seem incredibly obvious.

I like watching his reactions.
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night night
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>>148553081
Based on the few times I've been here, some Hinatafags (one or two, in all likelihood) are really passive-aggressive if Hinata and Naruto aren't paired together in any situation.
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>>148610342
>Has now devolved into muh refugees
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>>148615025
all other waifus a shit kys
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>>148611713
All three are among the recommendations.

I would genuinely recommend reading two of those, starting with The World's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team, which is hilarious and makes light of Naruto's incredibly over the top superpowers - even if it was written before the Sage powerup bullshit with the Truth Seeking Balls etc.

Team 8 is pretty fucking good all around and to me the best fanfic I've ever read, however if I included a warning that there's no last round of powerups in the other, it's fair to also mention that it was planned out and began to be published well before most of the mechanics, like chakra natures got any explanations. As a result you have very low tier, non-combat but utility techs around - think minor stuff like gathering water from the air for your canteen.

Also, since fanfics have been one of the more controversial topics here: If you have an actual dislike for Hinata as a character or NH, Team 8 might not be for you. I think if you are so much as neutral on both it still makes a good read, but it's better to give due warning.
The World's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team also has NH and a fair bit of Hinata hey, I know what I like, am not ashamed of it but it's much more mild about the whole thing, treating it explicitly as a side development.
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>>148615025
Isn't that mostly against shit like Hinata x Madara or Hinata x Sauce
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>>148615025
Hinata just going with anyone else is kind of out of character/would need substantial justification.
Naruto's best pairing IS with Hinata, but I think there's a number of us here who would not have minded if he ended up with Ino or Tenten, just to have both major shipperfag camps flip their shit (and NaruIno is really cute). And we all know there's a whole bunch of people who wanted him to fuck Karin.

And of course there are 'what if' scenarios and straight up shitposting like >>148618968
mentions.
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>>148619203
I think he's more pointing to the fact that you shouldn't flip shit over fanart no matter how ooc because fuck man it's fanart.
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lol
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>>148619754
What game is this for
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>>148619301
Well, I haven't really seen anyone flip their shit over fanart, except for that one guy angry about people praising Team 8, but let's not talk about that.

It's the 'passive aggressive' bit that has me wondering is all. Would going 'eh, really not my thing', or simply lacking enthusiasm for something doing pointedly not the thing your like qualify? The latter might well lead to lukewarm reception, which is easy to interpret as passive aggressive, especially over the internet.
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>>148610342
>Naruto fucks one person
>Now a full on player with no issues from kyuubi
I'm starting to like this again senpai
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>>148610342
>A women's only use in this series is her sex appeal while the author clearly full on bleeding heart
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>>148610342
>reading fanfiction
varför?
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>>148610342
>Pinkshit gets brutally raped
I can get use to this.

>>148621509
Far more entertaining than things I actually need to read
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Time to keep the thread alive a bit longer with summary shenanigans.

So we start almost exactly where we last left our intrepid heroes. Arata was heading back to the Fujita compound to check on the odd plant sample he found a few in-game days ago, Waniko and Fugetsu were going to get food, and Renya was going to see Ino. First, Arata. He headed back and made his way through to the greenhouses that also doubled as research labs. Finding some of his clansmen, he mentioned the plant specimen, and they brought him through to a back room. They had successfully propagated the plant and, if it continued to be successful, would permanently replace their usual basic paralysis toxin ingredient. I didn't say this, but he'd also be seeing a bit of cashmoney heading his way, if his clan is able to start exporting it to people who want it. They said it would take about a week or so to get the plants to a usable level, and they were working alongside the Aburame clan on how to quickly grow them and keep pests away. The outcome of this is that the basic paralysis potion will add the effect of (as well as paralysing for two turns) halving the target's total movement speed and make their attacks hit at a Disadvantage for the turn after the poison wears off. Satisfied with the outcome, Arata started preparing for the next day.

Renya met up with Inojin and Shikadai, who were chilling in the Yamanaka's front yard. Inojin runs inside to get his mother, who comes to the door and brings Renya inside. She observes the usual niceties, gets him settled in the loungeroom, and pours him some tea. He's sharp enough to notice that Sai isn't prowling around - probably because Ino noticed how Sai reacted to Renya after learning he was related to Danzo.
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>>148619754
nice
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Ino was basically just checking up on him, since he left kind of distracted last time. He asked her why should a ninja be afraid to do something like kill someone in the way of their mission? Ino responded by saying it was likely because he was a normal, well-adjusted human, and that she'd be more worried about him if he seemed to not care about his actions, or worse, seem to actively enjoy them. She said she believed Naruto was still pushing to team too hard.

Renya questioned what his clan would think - the notoriously hardline Konoha-only clan - if he ended up having to work under another leader during his time in the inter-Village team. Ino confessed that she didn't really know much of the Shimura clan, but she believed they likely wouldn't like it. That being said, if the work Renya did helped Konoha, they'd manage to make peace with it.

Renya then discloses that he still hasn't told his clan that he was part of the inter-Village team, and that he was worried what they might ask of him, being as close to the Hokage as he now was. He was still worried that they likely already knew regardless of whether he told them or not. He then tells her that he hasn't told his team about coming to see her either, as they would likely just laugh about it. Ino reassured him that she didn't think they would laugh - they'd been on two missions together, and if they were the type to laugh at a friend's mental state, Naruto wouldn't have put them on a team. Ino reveals that she's seen the mission reports, mostly to see how Renya is holding up, more than anything else. She seems to have taken a vested interest in his wellbeing. Her final piece of advice before he left is that he tell his team about coming to see her, as it was something that shouldn't be kept bottled up and dealt with alone.
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As a bit of filler, Arata asked about the kunai with chain he left with Tenten. Tenten has been taking it very slow, since she still doesn't understand how the mechanics of it works, nor how such a small drive can produce so much torque to pull a person towards the user. She's run the numbers several times, and, to her current knowledge, it literally shouldn't be possible. Either the drive should burn out, or the chain should snap. She's a bit frustrated. When Arata asked if she was charging by the day, it turned out that she's doing this out of the goodness of her heart and because she's never seen anything like this before. It's not like she has much else to do during the day at the store, anyway.

So that was the end of that day - that took two and a half sessions, somehow. At the start of the second, they're all met, like before, by Chuunin, who deliver a message from Naruto to come and see him as soon as they can. Arata makes his way to the Shimura compound first - much to Renya's surprise - and quickly drags him along to Higashi 87 to get his stupid face measured. Unlike the day before, Assistant-kun recognises the Shimura clan symbol and knows they're devout loyalists. As such, he's very professional - maybe even a bit respectful - and finishes the measurements quickly and efficiently. Back at Naruto's office - where Fugetsu and Waniko already are, Naruto mentions that he's still working on getting a Boil Release tutor for Fugetsu, but he should have an answer within a few days. He says that Fugetsu is of course more than welcome to learn from the Terumi clan back in Kiri, but Fugetsu said he'd rather learn from someone with a different perspective.
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After Arata and Renya arrive, Naruto hands out the mission dossiers - the four of them are heading to the Land of Soy to speak to some nobles and gain further details, and then cross the border into the Land of Iron, where they will locate and destroy a weapons cache in use by rebels who are wreaking havoc amongst their trade caravans, attacking their guards, things like that.

They don't run into any issues along the way, and the climate slowly gets colder as they head northwards. It's a day and a half walk to the Land of Soy, so they fall back on the time-honoured pasttime of people walking together - shitposting, with spoken word instead of text. Renya starts talking about architecture - of all things - and then asks the two outsiders what they thought of Konohagakure so far. Fugetsu liked it so far, and Waniko said it was fun to visit, but didn't think she could live there. Fugetsu said that it had more modern conveniences than Kiri did, with Waniko chiming in with the casual xenophobia. Arata makes a crack at Waniko being a pervert, and Fugetsu asks Waniko what Ame is like. Security is apparently pretty tight, and it's super industrial, so the water isn't really fit for swimming.

Finally, they get to the noble's house, and are stopped by two guards. Fugetsu says they're on a mission from Konoha to help out with the rebels, and the guard is a bit incredulous, saying that he thought Konoha was going to send actual ninja. They ask for a mission document, and Fugetsu hands it over. The guard looks over it, hands it back, and lets them through. They overhear the other guard talking to him, saying "Man, you know you can't even read..."
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A steward takes them through to room with five noblemen and women in it. They looked over the ninja as they entered, also expecting a team that more fit their mental image of a 'ninja'. There was a bit of chit-chat, a little clarification of the enemy, how numerous they were, that sort of thing. Just before they leave, one of the nobles mentioned that they got their guards and soldiers to gather some kit together, in case the ninja want to take anything that they think might help them. So saying, they get the steward to take them to the makeshift 'armoury'.

There's a grizzled soldier inside a room at the other end of the mansion. He doesn't seem overly surprised to see that they're young, and greets them with an easy smile, gathering all the weapons and whatnot and dumping them on a table in front of the Genin. All told, there was 20 explosive tags, two katanas, a naginata, a wakizashi, two sets of caltrops (one set is five caltrops), a set of flexible chainmail, to suit a Shinobi flak jacket, and one pair of Tekko-Kagi, or Wolverine-style Iron Claws.

And this is where we left it. They were deciding who gets what. Renya wants to take the naginata - FINALLY getting his hands on one. Fugetsu is going to snag a katana. They were still deciding who gets the chainmail and who gets how many explosive tags.

I also let slip that later on, if things progress correctly, Fugetsu and Arata will both be able to temporarily weird 'Heavy' or 'Two-handed' weapons one-handed, and will be able to dual-wield them. But that was the end of the session.

Any questions, thoughts, requests, criticism, or unreasoning anger, anons? I'll be here for a while.
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Can I keep up with this general if I play Revolution?
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>>148625195
Define 'keep up with'.
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>>148625402

I mean is there any online play left and anybody talks about it?

I bought the game recently, haven't played Naruto game since PS2
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>there was 20 explosive tags, two katanas, a naginata, a wakizashi, two sets of caltrops (one set is five caltrops), a set of flexible chainmail, to suit a Shinobi flak jacket, and one pair of Tekko-Kagi, or Wolverine-style Iron Claws.


How were things split up after that?
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>>148625471
Couldn't tell you, sorry. I've never played a Naruto game online. Always had shit internet.

>>148625602
The next line down tells you - we had to call it quits before everyone decided, so that's where we're going to start from next session. The grizzled veteran will also give advice, and they can choose to either take or ignore it.
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There are Naruto threads?
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>>148625658
Hey, do we have someone new here? This is rare.
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>>148625658
Games too, can you believe it?
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>>148624685

These blocks of text are one of the things I appreciate the most after waking up.

That and you know,the thread being alive still.
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>>148626041
I'm glad you enjoy reading them, anon. I enjoy doing them up.

The pdf link is also updated. I'm gonna put in a disclaimer explaining why Akame suddenly changes to Waniko, though.
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>>148626236
Akame got tortured so hard by those dudes in that cave that she become a huge slutbag, Waniko is just japanese for 'small girl with no inhibitions'
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>>148626343
>>148626236
Wait up someone got mindbroken?
I'm interested now
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>>148625195
no one plays the game here or talks about it
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>>148626382
Sort of kind of.

Waniko originally came from Takigakure, and as an orphan, was picked up by the Alligator Sage of that Village, a dude that, for lack of a better comparison, was somewhat like Jiraiya. After training her in the ninja arts for several years, Ame special forces came out of fucking NOWHERE, killed her master, took his contract scroll, and took her as well, back to Amegakure, which is run by Lord Zedd. Not willing to give up a child who has been trained - or at least partially trained - by a Sage, they quickly got to work breaking her down, starting on her body, and then her mind, and then finally her soul. By the end of it, she didn't have any memory of her life pre-Amegakure, and false memories of her having a decent, normal childhood are keeping her in line. It's unknown if someone in Ame PUT those memories in there, or if Waniko created them herself as a sort of coping mechanism.

Shenanigans WILL show up regarding her later on, though. She is an integral part of the story. How's that for a twist - a female in a major role in a Naruto-centric game?

But yeah, regarding what >>148626343 said, I had a player run a character called Akame, and then she decided to just quit through the first mission because she was 'bored', leaving the rest of us in the lurch. As of Mission II, I just told the other guys to just play as if Akame had been Waniko all along, because I couldn't be fucked doing introductions and working a NEW character in.
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>>148597678
Holy shit how can one group of people be so unaware of themselves? This image should be the new definition of hypocrisy
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>>148624368
>shitposting, with spoken word instead of text
Holy shit that's fucked up spoopy. Didn't know this was a fucking creepypasta m8
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>>148628153
Pardon? I'm confused. I just meant their characters talked about shit on the walk up to the Land of Soy.
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Post Naruhina please
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>>148629701
Only if the -hina is for Kushina
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>>148629763
why not both?
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>>148626621
my character's backstory (that I inhereted) makes her sound like pathetic rape victim. feels bad.
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>>148628295
Yeah, but like, I didn't realize that shit was possible. Like, shitposting using your words and all. Making audible posts, but using your voice instead of the internet. The idea freaks me out, man.
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>>148630289
If it's any consolation, you managed to drop an Ame spec ops ninja before they got you, so there's that.

Either way, you're a big component. I can't fucking wait for the reveals. It's gonna be grand.

>>148630478
Talking to people is for nerds anyway
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>>148630319
>Watch SD English dub
>Naruto has a different voice actor
>She sounds even girlier
Why can't the just make this guy sounds like a dude already?
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>young Kushina a cute lil' tease
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>>148630525
Wait, really? Jesus fuck how old was waniko when the gator sage picked her up? And how old when ame took her? Because she's what, 12 now right? I mean I figured she would've been with ame for a couple years at this point. So she iced a full grown man / trained ninja at age 10 or 11 years old?

also the hype is real
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>>148630771
Don't watch the dub.
Watch the jap with subtitles.
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>>148630863
I've already watched the whole thing subbed, I was just curious about the dub
Not really my point seeing as how he sounds worse in Japanese, just complaining about his girly voice
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Does Naruto even like big tits?
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>>148630848
She would've been young when Gator Sage found her. Like five, six? Stayed with him until ten or so, maybe eleven. Depends if she's 12 or 13, really. Not that it really matters.

Here's a small spoiler. You can read it if you want. Hope it fuels the hype train. Gator Sage found she was above-average at feeling Natural Energy. Not, like, Juugo's clan, who gathers it passively, but he noticed she was decent at feeling the flow of Natural Energy and planned to teach her Sage Mode when she got older. Then he got Ame'd.

Interestingly, this also ties into Waniko's importance in the story. But now I'm walking into dangerous territory, so I'm going to stop now.
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>>148631030
yah
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>>148631030
Kishi does, so Nart probably does too.
Character reflection and all that.
>Hina has lovely breasts at any age.
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>>148553550
What would Sakura think of Sasuke if he acted like Shirou?
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>>148578819
>Rin voiced by Hinata in the dub

Would Naruto have liked her too?
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>>148631036
>that spoiler
Bitch I better get a fucking tutor for that shit if this game goes well enough for a part 2
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>>148631030
Well, the Sexy Jutsu is quite stacked.
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>>148632120
Surely Nardo could start you off on the idea/send you to the Toads who happen to know the Crocodiles, with some debts owed or some shenanigans.
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>>148632120
Would Arachimaru float your boat?

And it's less about 'if the game goes well enough' and more 'if Waniko survives'.
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>>148632234
Yeah I'm already a rape victim, arachimaru would probably trigger me or something. I'd rather go to the toads or have Nardo do it like >>148632208 suggested.

Also you're right, I'm probably gonna get wrecked anyways. So I'll be sure to cause enough shipping drama before that to turn at least one of my team mates into obito 2.0 when I die, tho. :^)
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>>148632741
I guess that's a possibility, since one of them may be forced to become Kakashi 2.0, if you get my drift.
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>>148632850
You mean I'm going to traumatize one of them by forcing them to penetrate me? Sounds like stealthy ninja rapist keikaku is go.
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>>148633061
Are you going to draw all three boys running a train on you at some point?
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>>148633061
It won't be as sexual as you're imagining. It'll all depend on how you play, anyway. Maybe nobody will need to die. Maybe you'll fuck up and everybody dies.

And I don't mean by HP loss. I mean you can fuck up story-wise and die. I don't plan to do a 'rocks fall, everybody dies', but if that's the way the story goes, it's the way the story goes.
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>>148633184
>not sexual
Boo
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>>148633225
I'm not saying you can't get up to that sort of stuff beforehand if you like. I'm just saying, like, there probably won't be a lot of TIME to get around to it late-game. Unless the guys are a bit of a quick shot, if you know what I mean.

This is weird because while the character is female, the player is a dude. Is this gay by proxy?
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>>148633386
>not having female players for your ttrpg
BOOOOOOOO
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>>148633472
Hey, we DID have. Akame was played by a girl, but she 'got bored' and left.

Classic, make a commitment and can't keep it. What else is new.

Also, Waniko is a better character than Akame was and Binkbonk is a better player than Akame's was.
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>>148633386
It's not gay, haha!

But the other week in my RL group, I left to keep someone company while he had a cigarette, I come back and one of the players is explaining in vivid detail how she tied up two guards and was pegging one of them, so some light fucking between lil kiddos that'll probably last 30 seconds isn't too bad.
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>>148633386
>Playing as a female is gay maymay.
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>>148633546
>not inviting your sister to play
Plebian
It makes banter better too, dick jokes aren't stale and shitty when said by a girl
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>>148633630
Playing as a female isn't.

Vivid detail into fucking another male character(s)...I dunno. But again, I don't really care. This is the players' story. I'm just telling it. If they want to have a big orgy to celebrate a successful mission, they can either go through it themselves, or I'm just gonna fade to black.

>>148633665
I'm an only child, friend. GF said she might be interested though. She's never watched Naruto ever, but she's played a ttrpg once before, and did pretty decent at it.
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>>148633834
>She's never watched Naruto ever
>SHE'S NEVER WATCHED NARUTO EVER
Fix that shit, senpai. Convert her to the Fishcake faith.
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>>148634030
I'm in the game and I've not even watched to where Sai joins the squad
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>>148634030
Nah, she's not a massive anime fan. She's watched all of Avatar: The Last Airbender, though.

If she's gonna watch Naruto, I'm gonna set her onto Kai, though. I'm not putting her through Filler Hell.

Although I think she prefers dubbed to subbed. She watched all of Avatar in English.

Not that it matters. She probably won't.
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>>148634090
>Be involved in Naruto stuff.
>Only seen half of the Naruto material.
Double4anime would be ashamed.
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>>148634183
>She's watched all of Avatar: The Last Airbender, though.
She doesn't like that other...thing that comes after it, right?
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>>148634223
Where I left off there are no bullshit world destroying chakra missiles, who's the real winner here?
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>>148634342
You don't like seeing an antagonist summoning meteors from space with his mere eyes?
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>>148634341
Legend of Korra? I don't believe she's ever watched it.

>>148634342
Have you read the manga though?
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>>148631441
Didn't he like Sakura's ass and smaller tits though?
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>>148634646
I don't think Naruto knows what he likes.
>Except ramen
It's never been mentioned specifically in the manga as far as I remember.
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>>148634923
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>>148634646
No. Otherwise, why would the sexy jutsu look like it does?
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>>148633156
Dude, they're like, 12..... so the lewdest I would go is them using her 3 hairpussies
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Well, it's 1am and there's nothing left for me to do, so I'm out for the night. Please make a new thread when required.

>>148635901
Oh and I talked to my mate about that Rainbow Beach thing. If, by some miracle, you happen to be in Australia when we all go and spend a week drinking and chilling, you're more than welcome to tag along and feel awkward around people you don't know.
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>>148635901
Ah yes but they won't be 12 forever ;^)

You know, unless some dude fucking drops them
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>>148634923
One of the best moments in Naruto.
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>>148636462
The Pain arc was actually pretty great, mass res notwithstanding.
>Naruto finally showing main character powers
>Kakashi's heroic sacrifice
>Hinata's confession
>Ragemode Naruto
>Pain being a good antagonist
Then things started to go downhill.
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>>148636556
Things went downhill after Zabuza m8
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>>148636120
If I come do you guys promise not to murder and/or rape me? And if you have to do both could you at least murder me first?

In all seriousness, this is the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me. I really wanna try to make it, man.

>google image search rainbow beach
>pic related
this doesn't look fun or safe. this looks like horse abuse. beach looks awesome, though.
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>>148636632
Nah. Chuunin exam was good, as was Sasuke retrieval. The first major sign of trouble was Sai & Sasuke, but things didn't really go to shit until post-Pain.
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>>148636556
>Pain being a good antagonist
>Still believing this meme.
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>>148636632
true but it wasn't objectively bad at that point, the worst shit before that was at least bearable. then the pain arc made it seem like things might've been on the upswing again.
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>>148636687
I'll let you know the exact dates closer to when it actually happens. But yeah, it's all sweet. Apparently one of the guys' dad just finished up a Jeep we might be able to take, so you won't even have to miss out on four-wheel driving on the beach and doing sick skids.

With you, there'll be eight of us there.
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>>148637215
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