Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves Edition
>Previous Thread
>>148259519
>>>/vg/freddy
>Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - 4: http://store.steampowered.com/sub/80443
FNAF BOOK: http://amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: http://gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921
>Links
Official Site: http://scottgames.com
Asset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: http://5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jwWC_R0jUW1c5k0BUTyStxd3bdP7XULeticRyDCYz2Q/edit?usp=sharing
First for all the artists that YOU don't like
>>148415068
Fucking Ghost, I swear
>>148415068
Second for all the OCfags, new and old
>>148415167
YA BLEW IT
I hope that there will be subtle references to the older games scattered around in SL.Or a box modeled like the one that will never open that's open and contains plushes of all the past characters inside laying around somewheee.
>>148415186
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING RADICAL
>>148415256
I hope this is all a big troll and Scott is actually making a sequel to The Desolate Hope
>>148414906
>22 seconds away from the deadline
Bravo, anon. This must be how Freddy feels when the clock reaches 6:00 am right after the power goes out.
'Tis a bad feeling. No wonder he's almost always portrayed as the grumpy one.
>>148415337
Coffee numbah wan waifu for laifu
>>148415407
da bes
Is everyone in the other thread watching the two retards argue or something?
>>148416548
No, but that sounds like what you're doing.
Reposting and going to bed.
>>148416607
I can't help myself, I like the drama. It's a real modern day Moby Dick in there.
>>148416548
I left them alone, let the two ass-ends of the horseshoe argue themselves out, at least they have the decency to keep their argument in the dying thread.
>>148416628
Sleep tight pizza
>>148415068
What about writefags we don't like?
I nominate FHF.
>>148417302
I nominate 纸花
>>148408147
>Most Unclean, I beseech thee: draw your Toy Chica taking a cock up her ass.
Done.http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35707
Oh hey, Lucifer made some more Toy Chica lewds. Good for you, Lucifer.
>>148417504
Goddamn you're fast.
>surprise anal
That there's a beating afterwards.
>>148417518
Thank you kindly.
>>148417676
>fast
Hah, that's a laugh. Thank you too!
Will Scott ever make a game as difficult as Wizardry 4?
>>148417504
Yes, YES!
>>148417302
While I'm not gonna defend his works as being good, it should be noted that english was not FHF's primary language.
>>148418062
This also doesn't even mention the sheer WAT required to get the BEST rank, having a puzzle with literally NO CLUE WHATSOEVER ON HOW TO SOLVE IT(the use of the Holy Hand Grenade on one specific wall), Cursed Items, and mention of a handy little spell that oh yeah, kills you instantly and likes to target Werdna ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND ISN'T EVEN TILTOWAIT OR A NINJACRIT. Oh yeah, did we mention if you have any Undead/Demons summoned, enemy Priests can instantly kill them?Hope you know every fucking alignment and meaning of the fucking Sephirot!
Just in case the original requesters missed them-
>Baby makes the Biddybabs with the security guard's body parts like a set of homonculi
http://pastebin.com/rFGU0ck5
>Mike going to a psychic before his first day at Fazbears over whether or not he survives the week.
http://pastebin.com/f1z409BZ
>Mike going on a tirade about otherkin while he's being suited
http://pastebin.com/RXRU9TPj
I'm in love with this chicken
>>148422087
When's Crisis gonna wake up so I can request a picture of Cinnablon wearing Toy Chica's panties?
>>148424582
>>148426891
It's everything I dreamed it would be and more
>>148422226
>one of them is filled with human remains
>the other is a smoker
They're both disgusting.
If you have a request I'd love to hear/see it.
>>148430490
Something with strict adherence to the Golden Ratio, whatever it might be.
>>148430490
mangle whit big belly
Wake up, ya bums.
>>148433174
It's 6am, fuck you. You're not my mom.
>>148433954
I don't like exercise.
Lads, I need some help figuring lore shit out. What is "Afton Robotics"? Is it owned by the Purple from the book, or is it something else? Is the book actually canon to the games?
>>148434948
>Is the book actually canon to the games?
It's glorified fanfiction.
>>148434659
So why are they using the medieval methods?
>>148434948
The book is an AU.
Elements can appear in an altverse before it appears in the mainverse, it has no bearing on the status of the altverse at all.
>>148435497
I really like modern armour / uniforms with medieval weapons
Scarcity of ammo
Bonnie chopped Foxy's gun in the comic hence sword.
>>148419513
Well neither was Bad_Ideas'. That's not really an excuse.
>>148439082
Very quiet. Then again, it's Thursday morning.
>>148440570
fuck sleep
>>148440748
fuck yuo, yuor not my mom.
>>148434659
What's his deal? He's in very good condition to be another wasteland survivor.
>>148426891
That is a fine angle to see TC from.
>>148426891
I had a giggled here
Anyone doing a stream?
>>148440897
>Implying your mom wouldn't post on 4chan
>tfw toy chica will never stuff you into her suit
>>148444668
But like, they are the suits, not the endoskeletons. So- oh. Oh wait.That's naughty.
>>148441829
Not everywhere is the wasteland.
>>148445375
That gun getting sliced in half reminds me of the Mystery Men movie. Now I want to see Mike throwing forks and spoons at the bots.
>>148445375
Now this is violence I can dig
>>148445375
how do we know who wins now
>>148445375
Is this part of a series I am unaware about?
>>148431216
Is that you, bud? That foxy looks rad as fuck.
Reminder that all four Five Nights at Freddy's games are on sale on Steam.
http://store.steampowered.com/sale/freddy/%20
>>148447372
Don't swallow glass?
>>148447372
its not gay if it has tits?
>>148447372
Something something feminine penis?
>>148447372
what's that slut up to now anyway
>>148447372
"It's better over at Zootopia General!"?
>>148447372
"I am almost entirely composed of salt"?
>>148446031Bonnie.
>>148446850
AU of an AU of an - though not technically.
Just a different area of 2087.
>>148449134
Why are they hunting bonnie?
>>148449134
I thought FNAF1 Bonnie became Cuddlefuck. Where'd this one come from?
>>148451709
Funtime's undamaged.
>>148452089
That's not Foxy.
>>148451709
It looks progressively shittier.
>>148452978
Original Foxy is best Foxy.THE KNOT THE KNOT THE KNOT
>>148452927
>Funtime Foxy
>not Foxy
>>148449962
I've not actually figured that out yet. I'm thinking they're trying to find BON and he knows where it is - but then comes the question of how they can't find a 50ft killer robot.
>>148450987
That IS FNAF 1 Bonnie.
If the order forms were anything to go by there is a seemingly infinite combination of appearances / personalities / other attributes of the original bots now (what a conventional excuse to have multiple interpretations existing in the same setting.)
>>148451709
Doesn't matter if he get's fixed up.The real damage is on the inside.
>>148452978
>>148453278
Correct.
>>148453821
So is there any reason as to why you haven't been posting with your name? I mean, you don't really need to because of how recognizable your art is, but still.
>>148454167
Perhaps he's planning on doing some shitposting later and doesn't want to accidentally forget to take his name off when he gets to it.
>>148454526
Hey, I do that too.
>>148453821
It's a big wasteland after all
>>148454617
Me too! I wonder if someone would recognize me with just my art
>>148454617
>>148454886
>shitposting OCfags
Good to know some of you are just as shitty as the actual shitposting and memespouting leeches
>>148455181
This isn't a new or unheard of thing, you know.
>>148455323
What is the context of this image? Can we also drop a Freddy head on that man?
>>148455672
Probably not, they're by a guy named Michael John Nolan, who makes weird, nonsensical paintings like pic related.
>>148455063
N
E V E R
V
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Rit hurts, doesn't it
>>148456045
Like you wouldn't believe.
>>148455181
Wow it's almost like OCfags are just anons with names
>>148456190
>she'll never make you go running with her
>she'll never motivate you by telling you that you can fuck her, but only if you can catch her
>she'll never laugh at your pathetic gasps for air after you collapse from exhaustion
>she'll never drag you home and fuck you until you can't feel your legs anyway
>>148456531
>implying our benefactors are even remotely similar to the riff raff
>>148455181
I've never shitposted and I think anyone that does needs to behuggedand tolighten up a little.
If you could have another chapter/drawing of anything from anyone, what would it be? What would be your dream OC?
>>148457685
Home Invasion chapter 7 when?
I want to rape paperblossom
>>148458259
I want to fuck him right in his sideways boipussy
Why was the picture of the SFM Foxys deleted?
>>148459009
>purple guy got deleted
i lol'd
>>148457236
What a happy bear
>>148459127
I don't understand this new janitor.
>picture of the SFM models of Foxy from game 1 to game 4 deleted
>picture of Cinnablon in panties with Toy Chica's bare ass hanging in the top of it still up
>>148459550
It's quite hilarious
>>148459550
He's clearly got great taste.
>>148459662
So the actual game characters are shit taste and not allowed anymore?
>>148459759
FNaF, as a franchise, is pretty shit taste, so yes, they are.desu deleting that image makes no sense at all
>>148459941
If that's the case, then this general should be deleted.
>>148460061
We've salvaged FNaF into enjoyable OC, so there's no need to do so.
>>148460124
If we can no longer post pictures of the game or its canon characters, then the general is no longer about the games and should be removed.
>>148459550
also deleting posts from QD regarding the 4ccg and anything involving Vaw's art or referencing him.
>>148460826
That's a cute TC
>>148460826
I'm still not sure if I like toy chica with, or without the beak\eyes
>>148460358
>yeee
>>148460263
You're free to leave, friend
I wonder what type of men Freddy is interested in? Would he like twinks all Slender and curvy or would he be a secret closet bottom? Or at the very least a power bottom
>>148461908
Freddy is a robot and is not interested in men or any human being
>>148461908
His type are the ones who get in the suit
>>148462282
So only high class for freddy, huh?
>>148462115
>being this much of a janitor wannabe
I'm here for murry purry furry fanfics, lewds, and shitflinging, all of which are plentiful around these parts.
>>148462415
>murry purry furry fanfics
Us robot enthusiasts ridicule your shit taste
>>148462115
Fuck off, faggot.
>>148462415
>I am part of the problem stop your whining haha games suck post bestiality tits haha
There's plenty of other places you can go to find that garbage.
I have to ask this
Are the anons here, and in all of the previous threads, in favor of gay shit or straight? There's been a terrifying amount of homo erotic material to be found here
>>148462959
what do you mean by that?
>>148462415
>furry
>>148462632
>clanker
>not admiring and worshipping the perfection that is the beautiful balance between furry and robot
>not admiring and worshipping the perfect marriage between yiff and clank, the very foundation on which /5N@F/ was set upon
For shame.
>>148462959
I laugh at faggots and waifuthirsters alike. Nothing beats the excitement of good old fashioned PAIN AND VIOLENCE that interdimensional teleporting animatronics are capable of.
>>148462959
>in favor of gay shit or straight?
No man alive can possibly guess our collective sexual preferences.Both, you double-faggot.
>>148462815
>stop making OC haha I want to have serious discussion about shit vidya made for children haha
And the other places don't make garbage nearly as good as this one
You know, how about, instead of being a janitor with no powers, you try talking about the games?
There can't only be one kind of posting at a time, you know? Furfags aren't taking all the posting space, because there's no limit to it.
Try talking about your shitty videogames, and as long as there's someone else also interested in them, you'll have the game discussion you seek so much.
>>148460991
>>148461172
I prefer mine with no head at all! But that's frowned upon in decent society.
>>148463589
>you try talking about the games?
I did try, it was the post with the Foxys pictures pointing out that we've never seen him undamaged in any of the games, and it was deleted.
>>148463092
Nice revisionism. Furfags were always the dirty peasants groveling at the feet of the robophiles. Clank is encouraged, furshit is merely tolerated.
>>148463694
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER RIGHT HAND
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
>>148463802
Sounds like you have a problem with the janitors instead of the thread
>>148459762
He actually did it the absolute madman!!!
>>148463802
Oh, please, you got some good mileage out of that post, before it got hotpocketed.
And even though it did get deleted, the resulting discussion caused by the post didn't, so that's really not an excuse.
Also, see >>148464004. If the janitors are acting demickey, it's no one's fault but theirs.
Then again, I don't recommend you actually complain about them, as that's enough to get you b&.
>>148463802
Not that anon, but I don't think we'll ever see an undamaged Foxy unless Scott hides a poster somewhere in SL.
Nowadays I just think of the plush and say that he used to not have pants and they just colored the legs to look like them after the costume got damaged.
>>148463694
what a bot of a joy
>>148462756
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>148462959
Nothing drawn here gives me a boner either way so it's a moot point on my front.
>>148464004
I did, then you started throwing your "the games suck we're only for furries and bestiality why don't you GTFO with your shitty games" shit everywhere and made my problem with your dumb ass.
>>148464189
I wanted to discuss the games, not have yet another shitty argument about somethign retarded. But apparently the janitor doesn't want us to discuss the games.
>>148464206
There was the 8-bit death game in FNAF2, but being 8-bit you couldn't see or tell anything anyway.
>>148464432
>then you started throwing your "the games suck we're only for furries and bestiality why don't you GTFO with your shitty games" shit everywhere
No I didn't
>>148464432
He's not me, you chucklefuck. Not everyone that says something you don't like to hear is the same person.
And I never said what the thread is for, I just affirmed the superiority of my taste over your shitty, children-videogame-enjoying taste.
>>148464564
Welcome to the problem with anonymity.
>>148464636
>my love of dog assholes is better than your enjoyment of video games
Furries really are the most retarded group of people.
>>148464842
>my love of poorly made vidya that caters to this generation's lowest common denominator is better than your enjoyment of fiction created with care and dedication
We can do this all day. I mean, you evidently enjoy it a lot more than FNaF discussion.
>>148448671
>10/10 high quality meme
>No smears
Solid 7.5/10.
>>148465208
>poorly made vidya that caters to this generation's lowest common denominator
How is it "poorly made"?
How does it "cater" to those people?
I see those said about every game ever made, nothing but smokescreen phrases trying to hide your personal opinion.
>>148464282He ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
Good day, afternoon crowd. Reposting the new chapter of Dino Dan's Discovery Zone that Rider and I finished yesterday:
>Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/tyh31QGK
>FF.net:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11310497/8/Dino-Dan-s-Discovery-Zone
>AO3:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4125432/chapters/17000445
It's nice to have finally gotten a new chapter out after so long. As always, thanks for taking a look, and feedback is very welcome.
Rabbit Rump. Hare Hump. Lagomorpha Lump. Cottontail Curves. Bunny Booty.
A look into what Freddy Fazbear gets to see during the daytime hours from 6 am to 12 am.
>>148466286
hot
>>148466286
Lucky guy.
>>148466721
>>148466286
>>148466923
She's 11 you sick fucks
>>148465625
>How is it "poorly made"?
Have you actually played them?
Maybe the fact that 5 them were released in one year and a half, and that there's another one coming?
Or maybe the shitty patchwork "story", which gets worse with each installment, because Scott "The Hack" Cawthon is only worried in keeping the interest of the ADHD children that compose his customer base?
Hey, maybe it's because the Lore™ is there to give fuel to Game Theory and the likes, which, in turn, make sure the kids are interested in the franchise, and keep spending their parents' money on it?
No, wait, maybe it's the horrible gameplay, built on gimmick upon gimmick, because Scott "The Hack" Cawthon has no idea what even made FNaF good, in the first place. Better spin that music box, having fun yet?
But hey, I don't know. It's my personal opinion, after all.You just tricked me into FNaF discussion, you fucker
>>148467219
I see what you're saying. Your argument has changed my mind about FNAF.
I will now leave this community as I no longer like the games. Thank you for enlightening me.
I was a fool to like something.
>>148467219
FNAF isn't a masterpiece, it's a guilty pleasure.
>>148467219
>Have you actually played them?
Yes
>Maybe the fact that 5 them were released in one year and a half, and that there's another one coming?
How many years should a one-person indie developer who needs to feed and house and care for his family wait between games in order for it to be acceptable?
>Or maybe the shitty patchwork "story", which gets worse with each installment, because Scott "The Hack" Cawthon is only worried in keeping the interest of the ADHD children that compose his customer base?
Why does the story make you do mad if you don't even care about it in the first place? Why does "ghost kids and their murderer" make you shit yourself in rage so hard?
>Hey, maybe it's because the Lore™ is there to give fuel to Game Theory and the likes, which, in turn, make sure the kids are interested in the franchise, and keep spending their parents' money on it?
Yes yes yes, it's all and always some massive government coverup conspiract, everyone and everything that you hate is woven together in an orgy of conpiracies made solely to piss you off.
>No, wait, maybe it's the horrible gameplay, built on gimmick upon gimmick, because Scott "The Hack" Cawthon has no idea what even made FNaF good, in the first place. Better spin that music box, having fun yet?
Calling everything a "gimmick" shows you're only parroting the /v/ mentality of "everything is shit", reinforced by your already-established hatred of the games including the first one. Sorry that this style of game isn't for you, I don't go into threads about games I don't care for and throw shitfits about them not being for me and demanding bestiality.
>But hey, I don't know. It's my personal opinion, after all.
Exactly.
>You just tricked me into FNaF discussion, you fucker
Maybe you should have just ignored me and kept demanding dog assholes and bear tits if discussing video games makes you this much of a little bitch.
>>148468180
t. Asspained underage fanboy
>>148467219
>Playing FNAF to get scared
>Playing FNAF for the story no one should give a fuck about anyways since it's best ambiguous (I'm glad he left the box shut, would have ruined everything having concrete stories)
Nigger there is ONE reason to play FNAF once the initial spoopy jumpscare shit wears down. For stars. Challenge modes baby, get those plush toys on the desk, baby bitch. Get all those stars on the menu. To win FNAF you need to HATE FNAF, know all it's tricks, and make each game your bitch. Make playing FNAF a sexual experience. Then jack off to the robots and fantasize about choking Nightmare Foxy to near unconsciousness and forcing him into some frilly panties and a tube top and making him drink his own cum from a bowl. THAT is how you play this series, anything else is casual garbage.
Oh fuck I feel that tingle again, got to get my fix.
>>148468858
but what is she listening to!?
>>148468858
This is cringy.
>>148468973
Fuck off and write something, cocksucker
>>148468973
The more I kept reading, the harder I was laughing
>>148469281
You know what.
Gosh darn it anon I want to see it.
I want to see what you have to show me.
But you won't.
>>148469510
Sorry babe, christian imageboard
>>148469126
I can't. I'm trying my hardest, I've gotten a half of one page into the next Dust Bunny and one page into Inside My Shoes Night 2, but it's just not coming. Give me some time, the block will pass. It always does eventually. Till then if I draw some rabbit hips it'll help I think.I am sorry for the lack of productivity, one drawing a day is fucking pitiful, gotta step it up.
>>148469723
I'm just messing with you, ya faggot, you're still probably one of the most productive people here.
>>148469510
This is something I've wanted to do for a long time.http://i.imgur.com/t5WpeDB.png
>>148469723
I was about to give you advice but what the fuck do I know.
>>148469872
now that's hot
implement thread martial law Moderator implement it!!!!
>>148469872
I watched that for at least 30 seconds expecting it to change to something.
Mm... nope.
>>148469723
How aboutBurning Hours?
>>148469510
OG unzipsfag here. I haven't posted it in a while because other people are doing it for me, but next time I post an *unzips* I'll include a picture of my dick just for you.
>>148468973
Don't stop.
>>148470507
Thanks babe.
>>148469281
>>148469872
>>148471009
Whens ching chang chong going to write that hot scene out
>>148469861
D'oh, that's what I get for being a high strung drama queen all the time.
>>148470157
Well I lost my torrent Clickteam like an idiot, so trying to re-find the Russian torrent I got it from. Gamemaker just isn't working for me. I have the maps for the second level done and sprites for Toy Bonnie almost down (in Gamemaker I have his AI in progress, it's a bitch though, I look forward to redoing it in Clickteam, I may be able to have it even better than the preset paths he has in GameMaker, like chasing the player). I have a lot of art assets done, but not much in terms of code and scrapped all sound design because I have no idea how to do that.
Aside from that, I'll admit I'm not giving game design much focus, I really want to not pull a TWY or GhostQuest Finale and get Inside My Shoes DONE before the year ends at the minimum, no stretching shit out for years like I've got a history of doing. When I do start giving games my focus again once I get my writing and art caught up (almost at 555 on the booru, wanna make that one something special) then I'm going to have to make a choice: Final FNAFtasy or Burning Hours for major focus. Both have enough assets done to start work into if I dedicate myself to it hardcore, but both would burn me out like nobody's business.
>>148470673
Please anon, I masturbate to the thread enough as it is.
My head is literally wet with sweat, and I nearly passed out of dehydration
Please, anons, I thirst for the fox
>>148471308
You don't need the fox, you need water.
>>148468767
>hurr
>>148471308
I will do no such thing out of sheer spite for you, anon.
>>148471308
Drink some water you stupid motherfucker.
>>148471459
>durr
>>148471308
>>148471392
>>148471482
But I'm slipping around in my chair, please!
>>148471534
>murr
>>148471308
Which fox?
>>148471594
Go get water.
>>148471519
I'll have you know, I'm currently chewing on ice>>148471763
The best one
>>148471179
Just say the word if you need any programming help. I'm a professional programmer, although I don't have ClickTeam.
How do I stop being afraid of the animatronics without sexualizing them?
I want to just not be scared of them instead of popping a boner, because being attracted to animatronics is dumb.
>>148472047
Nigger eating ice doesn't cure dehydration. You need actual fucking water, like at least a two-liter of water. Don't fuck with dehydration.
>>148471721
Stop that.
>>148472047
>the best one
>>148471308
Which fox? Will any fox do?Cumming on penetration cock-craving Funtime Foxy was the best thirstposting, however short lived it was
>>148456943
Running in fur must be brutal.
Do rabbits sweat? That seems counter productive.
>>148472440You're a hambone
>>148472440
That strawberry slut
>>148473863
damn those tiddies tho
>>148473863
>those tits
Hell yeah!!!
>>148473863
>that little baby
YES
>>148473863
She shouldn't be smoking around little kids like that.
Also those tits look ridiculous.
>>148473863
Now why was this, of all things, deleted?
>>148473863
I really hope she'll have a French or Russian accent, even if she doesn't talk she needs to giggle and sigh and have a noblewoman's laugh.
I can understand >>148473863, but >>148472973?
Talk about working with no remuneration.
>>148474543
Yeah, I think they're a little confused about what general they're in. We can post big cuddlefuck tits with no problem, but anything human related is a big no-no.
Okay, this is getting a bit ridiculous. Ballora and Baby are canon FNAF animatronics, janitor.
Why did the moderator removed he ballerina and baby pic?
>>148474705
I think he may be deleting anything with a dA filename.
If that's the case, then I guess it's for the better.
>>148474808
No, that's retarded, it's still FNAF-related. None of the other generals delete pictures for not being made only in the general itself.
Janitor, ballora and baby are in fact FNAF related.
I dunno, maybe he/she is new.
>>148474973
Maybe it's just too furry for that one anon. Somehow.
>>148475085
my fucking sides
Our new mod seems to be a bit of a spaz. I got a fifteen minute ban a few days ago for posting a vaguely sexy snake Mangle, which is understandable, but the day after that I woke up to a twenty-four hour ban for a spooky picture I posted a few minutes before the other one.
I love that someone is actually doing their job around here, I just wish they'd do it with a little more consistency. All of these deletions seem so random.
>>148475075
That would require several anons posting and then deleting. I only posted the chibi Ballora pic.
>>148475386
that cheekie bonnie
>>148475456
They are random. Pictures of the games themselves, SFM models of the animatronics, fan-art from the general, fan-art from outside it, animatonic and human both.
Maybe our new janitor/mod should make a post telling us what we can and can't post anymore.
>>148475968
This. I'm really happy we have a mod again, since shit gets out of hand here often, but some straight up guidelines to what is okay, what isn't, what needs to be booru'd or spoilered, etc, would be great for future reference.
Love, ballerina, etc.
>>148476621
I have to say, out of the new cast, this bitch is the most terrifying
>>148447372
"It's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets"?
>>148477656
Now we can't even have fun with our memes.
>>148477374
She's beautiful, but that uncanny valley hits her so hard.
>>148475386
I gotta say, this is probably the first time bnom has drawn something that I find visually appealing. Not in a sexy way or anything, but for once he got the proportions on a face right, and the character doesn't look weird or creepy as a result.
It's amazing what drawing eyes in their proper position can do for a face.
Continuation of >>148466286
Bonnie can be frustrating for Freddy to deal with.
Beating her doesn't do any good, she forgets the beatings. For the most part she just tries to ignore her. Because she's annoying, not because she's cute or anything like that.
I'm confused and scary
>>148478549
That's bnom?
>>148478608
The only one shitposting here is you.
I just wanted to point out some inconsistencies.
Freddy Fazbear from the indie game "Five Nights at Freddy's" by Scott Cawthon.
>>148478774
Freddy confirmed tsundere lesbian
>>148478907
Never heard of it.
>>148478907
Very literal
>>148478798
You can tell from the wonky looking Bonnie face.
>>148478907
Shut up, starchy. You're dead.
Well then
Last thread someone mentioned the episode of Dexter's Lab with Chubby Cheese's. Here's a clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWQCpLmMvk
This leads to the question of what was your favorite Chuck E. Cheese parody?
>>148479151
No he's not
he's a zombie
>>148478476
Can someone explain to me what the fuck "uncanny valley" means?
Explain it as you would to someone retarded, because I'm not understanding this.
>>148479375
That was far more abstract than I remember the show to be.
>>148478907
I still can't believe you drank that guy's blood, that's fucking sick mangFreddy isn't putting in much effort, is he?
>>148479527
Google it, neegar
>>148479527
Something that looks like it could be an actual human being or exist, but it doesn't and your brain flips its shit because of that
>>148478774
Stitched vagina?
>>148479812
Anon please, my vagina can't get anymore moist
>>148479574
Supposedly the ending was due to an error with the animation cells but they thought it was just funnier that way.
>>148479602
I've tried Google faggot, I guess I'm just too stupid to comprehend the definition it give me.
>>148479643
Thanks, this makes sense.
>>148479894
>>148479527
Look at a person. Then look at a mannequin, China doll, etc. They look human, but nooooot quite, and that difference makes you feel weird/uneasy/frightened. That's uncanny valley.
Fun fact, Markiplier has automatonophobia, which is the fear of near-human-like things like animatronics. He's not faking his fear when he plays the games.
>>148479527
In short, the closer something gets to looking realistic, the more creepy it looks to the natural human eye. See pic related; it's a good render of a face, but it's wrong and you know it's wrong. Imagine seeing something like that in real life. That'd be fuckin spooky.
For more reading, check out this insane person's tumblr post about why he didn't find a picture of an anthropomorphic gun sexy.
http://circumsoldat.tumblr.com/post/147102322047/upon-vote-i-am-doing-a-guide-on-how-to
>>148466286
>>148478774
Rabbit rump, rabbit rump, her incorporeal lady-lumps!I almost feel bad for Freddy, that bitch.
>>148479994
I can't help but see Loss.jpg in that.
>>148480110
>>148478986
I wonder what masturbating is like if you forget what you're doing every couple minutes.
>>148480184
What you're telling me is that if I post something with a plus in it, you'll see loss. You're far gone from reality anon.
+
>>148479984
That, or you're too young to be using this site.
>>148479994
>>148480184
I... I don't know what happened.
>>148479151
I don't wanna die.
>>148480440
S A V E
>>148480517
M E
>>148480571
WAKE ME UP
>>148480624
BEFORE YOU GO GO
>>148480624
WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
>>148480848
>>148480990
love this
>>148481160
Birds a best
What year do you think Sister Location will take place in? FNAF 3 was pretty much confirmed to be in the future.
>>148481370
Careful when you say stuff like that. You'll trigger that one anon.
>>148481657
Don't talk shit about slitheries.
>>148481287
Fuuuuuuck. Why is your art style so cute.
>>148481907
I always knew it would be Beamz who'd kill me. I'm not good enough for a legitimate character.
>>148481907
My dick is interested.
Goodnight, man.
>>148481907
Beamz is a pure little cinnamon roll, he can't be murderous.
>>148482157
more
>>148482197
Maybe someday, if you work REALLY hard.
I actually have various barebones versions for a few other bots, but I dunno if anything'll come out of those.
>>148482259
That's the thing some of us like about robots - their programming just won't give them a choice in the matter.
>>148482536
You can do that with people too, it's called brainwashing.
It's pretty fucked up either way.
Funko's doing new stuff.
>>148482387
pls, it's too cute.
>>148482858
PUPPER
>>148482858
>that foxy
http://funko.com/collections/five-nights-at-freddys-plush
http://mcfarlane.com/toys/brands/five-nights-at-freddys/
>>148482948
>>148483065
>Sherriff Nightmangle and Deputy Foxplush of the Old West
>>148481591
I'm hoping it's mostly ambiguous. The animatronics seem to be more advanced, at least in terms of mechanical engineering, than anything we've seen before. So they're in a weird spot where linking them directly to the pizzeria after the bites and the closing would require clues or exposition to explain why some idiot, with deep pockets no less, would try to revive the franchise yet again. Personally, I'm assuming they're like the current Rockafire Explosion animatronics: leftovers and unfielded prototypes languishing away now that the boom has busted.
>>148482858
Toy Chica and the nightmares look like knockoffs. That pupper, though.
>>148483204
I can only zoom so far in
>>148483390
>knockoffs
Keep in mind they're prototype photos. The final versions will probably look a little bit more polished, though maybe not much.
It looks like once again they've phoned Chica in for a plush since they have nothing to base Toy Chica off of. At least she looks more like Toy Chica than the Toy Freddy plush looks like Toy Freddy.
>>148483443
>>148483690
This is more creepy than anything else
Maybe its the hollow face?
>>148483390
Someone was stupid enough to try to make a horror attraction based off of Fazbear's Pizza, I wouldn't put it past anyone in this universe. Hell, with the Springtrap tease in Baby's second picture it could be someone who bought what was left after the fire including Springtrap, loved the idea of a springsuit so much that he made his own versions based on Springtrap, and has incurred the wrath of both Purple Guy's spirit and the kids' spirits.
>>148483638
I can't take anymore
>>148482858
Damn, Foxy is pissed.
>>148484031
>Springtrap teaser
>implying
>>148483690
That's horrifying.
How long did it take to draw all that out?
>>148484085
Aight. Have a high Springy to offset the cute
>>148482858
I want a Plushtrap. I want him so fucking much.
>>148484675
Why is Proto Man strangling Mega Man?
>>148484675
>They never brought this over
Disgusting
>>148483990
And what's wrong with that?
>>148484264
Far too long. Three and a half hours.
I regret making it because it's not very good considering the time put in but I was already half way in when I came to that conclusion.
>>148485273
How you doing babe
>>148485273
They must have gotten Puppet and TC mixed up or something.
>>148486162Better now that you're here anon~
>>148486747
Possible. Though I'm still not sure what Puppet IS exactly in 2087 AU. Or if there's more than one.
Was in an actual animatronic or a human-controlled puppet? His body seems too slender to be the former.
>>148488263
Always good to see ya Crisis, been holding up okay?
>>148488263
Let's party together sometime?
>>148488263
I see, this must be President TC's younger, hotter sister.
>>148487793
I think it might be two janitors.
Sometimes he's deleted things ahead of other things, in weird orders rather than just going down the list and striking everything he dislikes.
Or maybe he thinks that'd be too obvious and get him canned.
>>148488576
>younger
probably
>hotter
I will boot you in the fanny, anon. I thirst for tired, milfy business chicken.
I wanna see a papers pleasexfnaf pic or story
>>148488976
>Papers, please
>FN@FWorld is not a real country
>Next!
>>148489615
>>148489814
What did he mean by this?
>>148481907
I named my Venemoth 'Clockwork' after you. Keep up the good work.
Quick, post Spring Bons
>>148483065
Holy shit just give us detailed figures already please
>cute foxy pics and clockwor's beamz got deleted
This is the end
>>148492515
Hotpocketlpyse 2.0, baby.
>>148492454
>>148492454
k
>>148488836
>>148492798
In the end, only writefags will remain.
>>148493140
Crisis delete dis before u get banned mate!!!
>>148493140
Yeah, Lolbit down in engineering says I can't fuck the printer anymore.
>>148493140
Thanks for coming, boss. I'll get straight to it: we need to talk about the raise you give me every time you pass by my cubicle. Do you want me to give you the powerpoint in your office or should I just present to you out here in front of everyone?
>>148493362
The printer is having issues at home, alright? You can't just take advantage of that for free sex, it's wrong!
>>148493140
>that order
How do you fuckers still live?
>>148493903
One day at a time, anon.
One day at a time.
>>148493903
Because we can never truly die.
Do you think Funtime Freddy's Bonnie Puppet will have a jumpscare?
>>148493903
Sheer force of determination.
>>148494629
It'll probably just function like Mangle's other head.
>>148494645
>tfw you will never recondition Lolbit into a loving relationship
http://pastebin.com/sGn99cV2
Sorry it's late. I lost about a thousand+ words when my PC died.
This is mostly fluff as I find my direction. It's a bit adult at one part.
If anybody has any questions, suggestions or requests. Regarding this story or otherwise, please throw them my way.
hey thread
gimme spooky requests
>>148495350
lolbit looking straight into my eyes
Hay guys, how's the night shift going?
>>148495467
>night shift
Hardly night if the sun's just setting. Try again in like 5 hours.
>>148495350
Plushtrap being menacing.
>>148495467
FUCKING FINALLY! I kept getting "your post is spam" bull, even whilst proclaiming my love for 纸花 and such. I had thought expressing your deep seeded affections for an oc was considered spam
>>148494753
Remember that Cupcake had a jumpscare in 4.
>>148495350
Toy Chica all bloody after beating someone to death with the cupcake
>>148495350
Toy Chica getting torn limb from limb by her own cupcake
>>148495350
Toy Chica all bloody aftereatingsomeone to death with the cupcake.
>>148495350
A burning Springtrap gripping Rudy's arm while she tries to escape the burning haunted house.
>>148495350
One of the animatronic's arching their backs as their abdomen opens up in a violent display of torn fur and metal, a very spooky nightmarionne crawling out of that bot
>>148495350
Me looking at myself in the mirror, having to evaluate myself and what I've become. My eyes don't show it but I'm dying inside.
Or a spooky ghost. Boooo!
>>148496043
This, but then have Nightmarionnebloody after being torn limb from limb by Toy Chica's cupcake
THE CUPCAKE IS EVIL
EVIL, I SAY
>>148495350
Baby in shadow with her faceplates open and grinning but little is clearly visible
>>148495620
You used my name.
I'm flattered.
>>148495350
April May. That's spooky right
>>148496290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3fe7jHzX9s
>>148497320
What does that word even mean? Is it just onamonapia?
>>148495350
A nightmarish, otherworldly Puppet with thick, viscous drips of Puppet goo cascading off of it's form.
You guys ever been in a room where there's your room, then another right next to yours, however there is a clear window that allows you to see in the next room, basically a bloody window.
Now imagine that room being pitch black and behind you, and you are on your laptop late at night playing a fnaf game, where every little noise sends you on edge, and sometimes those noises are coming from reality, and you occasionally take a glimps back at that window into that dark pitch black room
This is my situation right now
>>148492454
Spring Bonnie
>>148498528
Fuck off, kidnapped anon
>>148498528
Why the fuck are you playing FN@F of all things while you're home alone in the middle of the night? Lock the fucking door, Mike.
>>148498804
Roommate is over at Florida, so I really am here all alone. The next room is the kitchen by the by
>>148499031
Did Candlejack get you? I'm sure that everyth
>>148499031
Do you have any pets?
>>148500026
go fish
>>148500026
Just a black fluffy cat
>>148500306
You are going to die.
>>148495003
Talk about rude, guy fishes a brush stuck in her suit and she just leaves.
>>148500449
Scott should totally make a fucking cat like abomination, fuckers are the devil
>>148495003
I like where this is going.
I'm surprised there haven't been more writefag/drawfag collaborations.
I can think of Root Cellar and Grapefruit's Penny story and that's it.
>>148502310
Poke/Weaver's the obvious one, but Rider and Edan work together as well as Servo and Lev.
>>148502310
I know Root and Poke talked about doing a collab at one time or another, but the one is still focusing on his main fic, and I doubt the other is all that interested in this place anymore.
>>148503128
I think Root Cellar is dead.
>>148503394
Actual dead like possibly Prog, or just inactive?
>>148460358
i'm giggling like a fucking retard at chica's lazy eye
help me
>>148504426
They would be big breasts if we put them on the animatronics. If we put breasts on the animatronics they would be big.
>>148483065
Oh McFarlane, how the mighty have fallen.
>>148482858
I like Toy Chica, the cupcake, and the Puppet. The other three looks really weird. Springtrap is alright, but should have gone with Plushtrap's design instead. I'll just hold out for MM Series 2 then.
>>148504426
None of them would be as big as Ballora, who canonically has great big titties.
>>148504426
They kinda did that in real life, with that hippo animatronic in showbiz pizza
>>148505107
>tfw we could get a full-size Plushtrap one day
>>148504426
Toy chicas chicken breasts are perfect
>>148505290
>implying Chica's chicas wouldn't top the bunch if they put some on her
She's like 8 fucking feet tall and a goddamn chicken.
>>148505654
The fuck is foxys hair here
>>148505654
They'd be like chicken breasts, though, not human breasts. Think of the female chicken that was a major part of Disney's old shorts, that's what Chica would be like. Ballora has the human boobies, big and full and round.
>>148506053
Chica's knees aren't bent backwards like an actual avian's, though, and she has human arms and hands and not wings.
She's a chicken head on a human body. She'd have big, lovely, round breasts.
>>148505654
This image would be far less arousing to me if Chica had tits or was exposing anything other than blank metal. Whoever the artist is knew what's up when it comes to robo porn.
The bib flash makes sense to me as erotic because it's equally daring to remove it even though there's nothing going on underneath.
>>148506053
>>148506379
Why no love for the flat chested? Don't you know you're closer to their heart when you hug them?
>>148506778
I love all women, anon.
>>148506778
Robots don't have hearts, anon.
>>148506778
But I do love Baby.
Forgot my image.
Free my nigga Springroll.
>>148507148
Poor guy wasting away on the booru. Shit got 2spooky4me when the last comic made the Shadows out to have always been walking among humanity.
>>148507320
Thus is cute
>>148495350
The puppet looming menacingly over a terrified Don Knotts, one hand undoing his belt as the other grabs the beloved comedian's butt..
>>148507320
May he one day be free.
>>148482858
Yay! Two of the nightmares, Springtrap, Toy Chica, Puppet and cupcake are gettin' their plushies!
>>148508260
For being so against it, you pedophiles like blowing things out of proportion by screaming "FAT FETISHIST" at anything that's not Connie.
>>148506853
Don't lie, anon. SyBonnie and CuddleBon both have hearts to call their own.
>>148483065
>>148509341
Beautiful.
>>148509341
I was REALLY hoping someone would do this.
Thank you for delivering.
>>148508909
You can like thin chicks and not be a pedophile you know.
Take pic related for example. Reasonably proportioned hips, flat chest, body that emulates an adult female's; not to mention a cute face and a good mix of robotic and anthropomorphic looking bits. To me, it's hot as hell, but the majority of people here seem to be wrapped up in the mentality that if it doesn't have a Z cup and three feet wide hips then it's not worth their time.
Still, at least the thread's futa phase seems to be over with.
>>148509974
Different strokes for different folks. I like my women with curves and buxom. I don't mind or care that you don't, just don't get on my case about what I like.
>>148509260
>their own
HA
>>148483065
I kind of want this set I'll be honest.
>>148510829
What is this? The next doll set for boys?
What's next, the restaurant as a full set dollhouse?
>>148507320
Makes me want to play Starbound again
>>148510920
What are you yammering about?
I probably will buy this though. The figure suck imo, but the sets are neat.
>>148512528
God damn. I bet Toy Chica could kick me straght through a brick wall.
>>148512528
BROKEN OLD LADY, THUNDER THIGHS, AND FATTY MCDUCKFACE
I was working on a drawing of Mangle a few weeks ago, but I scrapped it because it looked too much like this artist's version.
I SOLDIER ON THROUGH FORCED INSOMNIAAAAAA
almost done I swear
gotta replace a tire at FUCKING MIDNIGHT
>>148513406
>spooky Beamz
Nice
>>148513331
Well now I wanna see that. This artist is awesome and so things that look like their stuff should also be awesome.
>>148513406
Go to bed Moth
>>148513501
I thought moth's were nocturnal?
>>148513498
Not necessarily the style per se, just the body shape itself. Specifically this iteration. I can't make my pictures look glossy all that well..
>>148513994
I feel like this is a "before and after meth" meme.
>>148513649
Only the ones that change tires at midnight apparently
>>148513994
I don't think you have a lot of wiggle room when it comes to Unmangled Mangle body shapes unless you give her a little more waist or make her flat.
Did you have any alternative types sketched out before scrapping it?
>Mike Mignola writing and illustrating a FNAF graphic novel
Literally the best possible thing that could happen to this series. Prove me wrong.
>>148516650
That was the first design, unfortunately. My drawing equipment ran into some problems shortly after that, and I haven't been able to draw anything since. I'll be back on track once I get it fixed or replaced, which shouldn't be too much longer.
Would showing intestines in the PoV ride picture be too much for some people or what?
Can't really draw him holding a liver. Well I could, but that wouldn't work out.
Or just have it be all a generally bloody but mostly hidden mess?
>>148519053
I would say go the whole nine yards, but maybe wait a bit for some more input and then make a decision from there.
Bonnibel is pretty cute.
>>148521176
Robots don't have nightmares.
Robots are nightmares.
>>148521176
Shh its ok.We all have that dream where your being dragged out of your bed only to wake up on the floor
>>148521176
Comfort with a hug? Offer a drink to calm her?
>>148521176
lol robots can't dream
>>148521320
Some more nightmarish than others.
>>148521976
Program them to have sleep, then. Or something.
They have no -reason- to sleep, but giving them the compulsion to is cute.
Don't go dying on me thread.
>>148521416
>>148526483
Poor Lolbit.
>>148526483
Aw, see? Little bit of comfort can help. And you better not forget to draw, else I'll be very disappointed.
>>148526483
DIdn't she brainwash that anon?
>>148527103
I thought she accidentally killed him?
>>148527391
Maybe? THat's why I'm asking
>>148527709
Seems we have another hotpocalypse on our hands.
>>148527103
>>148527391
>>148527651
Perhaps she managed to hone her experiments and created the perfect anon.
>>148527709
We need to campaign against this injustice
#notall/5N@F/ers
#/5N@F/livesmatter
#generalofpeace
>>148528446
Her smile and optimism: Restored
>>148528802
>>148527709I'll be unpopular here. Looking over the archive nothing of value was lost from a large majority of those posts 2bh and shitposting about NOOOO TALK ABOUT THE GAMES!! is as bad as HEY GUISE WHAT ROBOT HAS BIGGER TITS?!
i doodled this a while ago when funtime foxy first showed up, but i dunno if i'll ever finish it
>>148529953
They still weren't breaking any rules. If mods are just going to censor any attempts at discussion, that's bullshit.
>>148529965
That's a nice ladyboy.
>>148530610
>you will never suck Funtime Foxy's raw throbbing pink cock
>>148493414
No time to waste, very busy.http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35712
I feel like a TC / Lolbit day.
>>148531963
>I feel like a TC / Lolbit day
Can I request TC skipping the undressing part of things and just yanking her panties aside to fuck anon sitting at his desk?
>>148531963
I get this weird desire to put in actual work for a fictional company with as few sexual overtones as possible when I see your Toy Chica. Must be an effect of the neutral expression and hot bod hidden under hotter business clothes.
But yeah, a TC day sounds wonderful.
This is what living with Foxy would be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneUrLX6CTc
>>148533872
Man POV is a bitch to do, but when it goes right, oh baby.http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35714
>>148535658
>That voice
What the hell is that Patton Oswalt?
Obligatory >no fox petIn fact I've never owned a pet.
>>148536487
It's perfect. Thanks, Crisis.
>>148536487
foxes make great pets desu
>>148540857
I can't.
>>148541154
Now how about the same trio as they were in the war era?
How does one get properly angry?
>>148541578
Looks like the honeymoon is over.
>>148541590
Slam your big toe into something heavy and wooden.
Repeat step one until you are in tears (it should only take once or twice if you're a beginner).
You are now angry.
>>148541829
>>148541590
make sure you put a tooth pick under your nail before smashing the toe into the heavy object
>>148541829
That's pain, ya dingus
What anon should do is read Assigned Male comics, perfect way to lose your shit in a fit of fury
>>148541578
That bitch
>>148541578
Poor Springy.
>>148541578
Build a wall, she needs to go back.
>>148542203
What? It's not like he's going to die.
>>148542328
Do you know how large Russia is?
>>148531963
>I feel like a TC / Lolbit day.
I'd like to see TC losing her cool once and really putting some effort into punishing one of her naughty employees. Lolbit seems like she might be getting too big for her panties, but Mangle could also use some special asstention.
>>148542464
17,125,200 square kilometers, approximately.
>>148542813
And you comprehend those numbers you pulled from Google and it's size?
>>148543089
Yeah, it's a pretty big place. I don't know what it has to do with building a wall at the USA/Mexico border, though.
>>148543187
Rudy isn't Mexican.
>>148543261
I am quite certain she at least partially is, according to Fansmut's comics.
>>148543261
She's half mexican on her mom's side half russian on dad's side.
>>148543835
>mother has a poor grasp on english
>likely also financially poor as well since she drags her daughter to a shitty bootleg pizza place
>most likely in america
The dots are connecting lads, seems like Rudy is a fence-jumper.
>>148544157
>implying she wasn't born in the USA
>implying she's not working to send all the money not spent on sex toys to her aging parents
>>148544157
>Father is a dirty filthy red
>More then likely far too strict and drunk half the time
>Likely knows little English because he's a red spy who hates Amurica
We should have bombed those reds ages ago
>>148544157
But anon, in this canon Freddy's isn't a shitty bootleg Chuck E. Cheese. It's the shitty MAINLINE Chuck E. Cheese.
>>148544542
BORN DOWN IN A DEAD MAN'S TOWN
>>148516701
If not him, than how about Neal Adams?
>>148544948
>REMEMBER ME, FREDDY?
Reminder than Genevieve is superior to hamplanet Mexican Rudy.
>>148545862
All of fansmut's girls are hamplanets. Probably a side effect of Tumblr.
>>148541562
>>148545862
Genevieve's a bitch though
>>148545946
Genevieve, who we rarely see due to how fat the others are, is normal.But best OC is Connie. I'm not even joking. She's thin and cute.Also fuck off diaper poster, before it happens/
>>148546073
Connie is objectively the best OC due to not being overtly sexualized by her creator and actually having relation to canon characters.
>>148546474
t. Triggered hambeast
>>148546474
I'd rather just not fuck a woman whose stomach is larger than her breasts, desu
>>148546474
>America
Oh no. In America, they'd be considered normal.
>>148545862
Rudy might be musclefat but she's still better than Genevieveat least in my opinion.
>>148546182
Connie was totally sexualized by her creator a few times though; even if it was in service to a joke.
And beyond all the lewds, Fansmut's characters have a lot more going for them than you give them credit. Each one has relationships, motives, and a consistent personality. Compare them with something like Vaw's cast, where each bot is just a blank slate to be posed for a specific picture, and you can see what I'm talking about.
>>148546474
Shouldn't you be screaming at Milo's seminar right now, Trigglypuff?
>>148546692
You must hate small-breasted women, too, which is what Genevieve is.
>>148546556
>>148546861
Because anyone who disagrees with you is what you're attacking, right?
>>148546692
>Not wanting to jam your dick in a lady's belly button
>>148547105
>liking anything that weighs more than a hundred pounds
Take your fat fetish to /d/.
>>148547105
>pic
But anon, if I don't heckle opinions I disagree with while proclaiming mine are best how will I ever get those sweet (you)s?
>>148547340
This really triggers me and my headmates. Please check your thin privilege.
>>148547105
I miss Mr. Rogers ;_;
>>148547491
Walrus lover. You like Chica over Toy Chica because she's a fatty.
Let's instead enjoy thin OCs.
>>148547787
No, she's my waifu and I LOVE HER! You can't understand it!
>>148547105
>Navel penetrationGo on.
>>148547873Fat navel penetration
>>148547793
Benis got unironically good at arts.
>>148547793
k
>>148545991
>those big eyes on chica
The perfect little chicken
>>148547787
I like Chica because she's not a slut like Toy Chica. Also yeah I like chubby chickens. And skinny chickens. And on-model robot chickens.
>all of these deleted posts on this thread
What's going on, lads? Have the mods finally had enough of us?
>>148548329
New janitors
>>148548329
Just some overzealous custodian. He'll learn the futility of his efforts eventually.
>>148548256
Every chiggun is a good chicken.Bons are still better.
>>148548256
>Chica's not a slut
You haven't seen all of the pictures, have you.
>>148548329
It's one janitor who's really schitzophrenic about it, he randomly deletes screenshots of the games, SFW pictures of the SFM models, and some of our own general-made content, but then leaves Crisis' practically-porn pictures and most furry pictures alone.
>>148548175
W A I F U
A
I
F
U
>>148548725
I think he's just deleting posts at random, honestly. Look at the archive, most of the posts are perfectly SFW/on-topic. Might just be a janitor with a raging hateboner for FNAF.
>>148547873
When's strim
>>148548679
Best to worst
>Fox
>Chicken
>Bear
>Rabbit
>Puppet
>Hi
>>148548997
I disagree about some of those being on-topic.
>>148549523
Too furry for me.
>>148549806
>Too furry for me.
>Best is fox.
Hmm.
>>148548997
Classic divide and conquer here folks, random deletions with warrant to keep us in a constant state of fear and paranoia and make us turn on those left unaffected.
>>148550027
I know what you're thinking, but the answer is even worse.
>>148550069
It's starting.
This is where it all begins.
>>148550356
>sides status: vaporized
>>148550027
>not wanting to cherish an on-model broken robot pirate fox
You don't know me!
>>148548679
>bun
>best bot
I disagree with your opinion
>>148548679
Bons you say? Well, I know just the place for you then.
>>148550069
We're all in this together boys, don't let these sunzabitches get to us
>>148550069
>Good Morning Vietknot
>>148551234
>best chicken
>drawn by the waifu king
>still no lewds at all
Why must Weaver do this to me?
>>148552468
>"making porn of robots is just way too weird"
>proceeds to draw porn of obese abomination tentacle creatures shamelessly
Weaver, ladies and gents.
>>148552468
Weaver's entrenched in this general through Bonnie. Why would he ever draw any of the other robots and not robots when he can take the safe reply filled route by drawing the same Bonnie over and over?
>>148553919
As far as waifus go, people like his chickens too.
>>14854970210 minutes, gotta eat me dindins first.
https://picarto.tv/CrisisOmega
>>148555287
>Crisis almost single-handedly keeping the general going with art galore and streams
Da real MVP.
>>148522857
>No one responds to this
Are you fucking serious, look at that tongue placement, you could be getting a whole pelvis sloppy blowjob while hugging her.
>>148555752
Your complaining makes me want to respond to even fewer drawings now. Conglaturation, anon!
Sharing pizzas with Chica
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35715
>>148559680
Nice. We need more Springtrap raping girls pics.
>>148559869
>rape
Objectively shit fetish.
>>148559969
I swear this is just one very vanilla anon.
>>148559969
Fetish? I thought that was just mental illness or something.
>>148559171
Sharing is caring.
>>148561360
Hehe, look at those tiny little hands.
>>148561360
>>148561545
Trump freddy
>>148561360
>zweihander
>>148561360Having recently played Age of Empires 3, Freddy reminds me of the doppelsoldner units.
>>148561360
>>148561915
Chica of the East?
More like Chica the deceased.
>>148563970
Let's not.
>>148563970
>>148563970
I mean, at least it's not porn.
>>148564907
A shame you couldn't romance him in Fire Emblem
>>148566954
Fuck. Calculus.
Who else agrees?
Live, you fucks, LIVE!
>>148567460
I literally can't discuss the games without that one faggot jumping down my throat at the slightest sign of negative criticism.
>>148566954
You know, this could be used for more stuff with the Nightmares. All kids dislike school, and it's a common enough cliche for bad dreams.
It won't lead to that, but it could.
>>148566954
Organic chemistry: the class that crushed my childhood dream of being a doctor.
I HATE THAT CHICKEN WITH THE UNEXTINGUISHABLE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUPERNOVAS
>>148567735
Just ignore them then, or address the not-so-shitposty parts. It's still discussion even if people involved are baiting. People scream don't respond to the bait all the time but they don't think too hard on nibbling at the safe bits.
>>148568494
I think I've been here much too long. I can recognize almost everyone by their posting habits, especially the infamous troll (Fanmusicanon/TooOptimistic/Purplethirster/whatever he's called). I fucking dread trying to start a discussion because 99% of the time he'll jump in and derail the thread into yet another shitstorm. It's fucking insane, he's like some terrible amalgamation of Barneyfag, ACfag, and every /pol/ shill all rolled up into one. This place is turning me into a goddamn tinfoil hat lunatic.
>>148568951
The weird thing is (and I'm not him, before you go off on a fucking tirade against me) I don't honestly think TooOptimistic is a troll. I legitimately think he's just an opinionated hothead who defends Scott.
I could be wrong, though.
>>148569130
Someone get this hothead outta here!
>>148567225
Past a certain point, Calculus becomes one with your body, as though it were a piece of your long lost soul.
Then they throw Topology and Differential Equations at you, and you realize that part was tainted with the tears of the damned.
>>148568951
Been browsing since September 2014 and I understand that. It's the same shit that /v/ does when they spot "some faggot using elipses" or what have you. We have our version of it really, and that's just because people are creatures of habit. I have a hard time disguising my posts sometimes just because I fall into certain posting habits, so I shift them around occasionally. Sometimes I type in one "big" paragraph (I can't see shit in the reply box), sometimes I space every sentence, etc.
Maybe I just work too hard at preserving my anonymity, but it's fun. It's like a writing challenge in itself.
>>148566954
>>148569581
This had better end inChicaover the desk.
>>148569581
Ohhhhhh God, I'm getting negative flashbacks of Physics class
God physics was hard
>>148566954
>flat as a board
>>148569581
>suddenly chest
Chica's breasts expand when angered confirmed.
>>148570715Maybe later.
>>148573448
Well that's some fucking mood whiplash.
>>148573448
Poor crazy robots.
Also, poor dead guy, obviously.
Alright Protom, your rider versus Ex-Aid. Who's the best late eighties, early nineties Kamen Rider?
>>148576156
>Chest as pillow
Huh.
>>148577046
No we don't.
>>148575983
C'mon janitor, delete this. It's off topic bullshit. You know you want to.
>>148576156
This is probably the actual most unexpected thing you've drawn.
>>148577531
You can't hide, Protom.
>>148579625
You can't shitpost, Anon.
Hey guys. Looking for questions/suggestions/requests.
>>148580194
A sequel to this >>148578950
>>148580245
I don't think I want to see what happens past that.
>>148580194
Mike's wife/girlfriend and a P.I. investigate where the hell he vanished to.
>>148580194
Not sure if you are an art or write fag, but maybe a pic of the cast in a stereotypical highschool anime?
>>148576156
I'm nt sure I understand what's happening here.
>>148580707
Fuck off weebanon
>>148580707
I'm both. But I'm looking for written requests right now.
>>148570715http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35716
>>148580194
Depends. Are you just doing requests based solely on Weaver's stuff, or do you have an original scenario going on?
>>148581390
>>148581390
I'm conflicted about this future.
>>148581529
I have an original thing.
I also take general FNAF requests.
>>148581390
Oh yeah!!!
>>148581390
>>148575983
Wow. Okay nevermind Kamen Rider Guard is no longer the dumbest thing related to the concept.
>>148582151
Alright, I've got a challenge for you. Introduce Balloon Boy as an interesting character that isn't just the butt of every joke.
>>148581390
Didn't Scrapper write something similar to this? I thought a lot of people here hated that stuff.
>>148581935
>>148582167
>>148582430
>>148582584
Either there is some samefagging going on or more people here are into pedo porn than I thought
>>148582909
oh no won't someone think of the drawn children
>>148582909
I'm normally not the "these people are saying/doing things I don't like, therefore they're all the same person" type, but I'll bet it's the guy who posted >>148581557. He probably got salty that his post got deleted and is dumping his erection reaction images. Those "!!!" posts are also pretty evident of that.
>>148583410
>>148583410
>>148583584
No wonder everyone hates Bonnie.
>>148584259
What's the matter? Not up to the task? I did say it was a challenge. I understand if you can't do it, though. Don't worry about it. It's not like I'm going to silently laugh at you while you're not looking or anything.
>>148585154
Get out of here Coolio.
>>148584816
I'll consider it.
But it'd only be a short at best if I do it. It just doesn't interest me.
>>148585539
I was just messing around with you, you don't have to do it. Put your mind at ease and forget I made that request. Just do whatever bing bong things please you.
>>148585595
Oh man, now I'm remembering Bobobobo-bobobo.
God this thread is so boring right now.
>>148586071
Then make it better nigger!
>>148586071
That sounds more like a you problem than an us problem.
>>148585595
Thanks for the stream bb
Or let it die.
>>148586071
>>148586263
Then do something that hasn't been done in a while: find writefag and voicefag material that you like and post some here, new or old. If you're truly bored enough to stay here and also be bored, you've the time to do that much at least.Bonus points if it's someone who hasn't been in the limelight
Where can i find more on this comix?
>>148587232
Why does this remind me of persona?
If Freddy Fazbear's family diner is supposed to be so kid friendly, and was massive enough to have its own toys, video games, clothing, and cartoons, how come one incident shut it all down? Chuck E. Cheese probably has shootings and kidnappings once a month, but nobody's turned on them.
>>148587872
you tell me, i just wanna see more of Dat Hip Puppet.
>>148588031
Video game logic.
>>148590493
Post a picture of the shirt so I can do the same.
>>148590493
I also wish to partake in ridiculing your terrible life choices with gratuitous amounts of laughter.
>>148590493
Punch him
Threaten to stab him
Call him a faggot
FUCKING DAMMIT, REACT, STOP BEING A VICTIM
>>148590493
>>148590493
>>148590767
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
MAKE FUN OF WHAT HE LIKES WHILE YOU STRANGLE HIM WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
>>148590991
>BARE HANDS
>BARE
STEP IT UP, YOU PUSSY!
Part 33 in the ongoing adventures of Mike Schmidt and his new roommates.
Roommates - Chapter 33 (The Misfits): http://pastebin.com/KTPH9wd1
>>148591345
You are my favorite type of food
Also hello from the dead, tell the others I like their stuff when you die again
>>148590493
Ive never had a problem with people.
>>148591345
>posted by Weavis
>Mike on (seemingly) Faz' lap
Man, this is gonna be good.
>>148591509
See >>148590991 and >>148591240
>>148590493
I get compliments when I wear mine. That or nothing.then again I'm a grill.
>>148588031
It's shittiness became a meme and multiple accidents caused it to tumble rather than one big thing.
The springsuit failure and multiple bites would add up with the dissonances as the coup de tete.
>>148589678
Man I'd love to hang out with Freddy. Looks nice and mellow.
>>148592067Pic of shirt? also I don't believe you
>>148589678
Fancy Bartenders are great.
Bartender's also a pretty solid anime if you like hearing about people's troubles. Also pretty catch OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMFw4QmvJQ
>>148592179
Not to mention the shity business the company would stir up itself added with their lack of empathy for their workers
>>148592301
>that jazz
How many episodes are already out? I'mma fuckin bing watch this
>>148592592
It's all done, so it's all there. Was a manga first, but it's faithful.
>>148588031
You can blame those problems on the people who visit, which the establishment itself can block from entering by changing admittance rules and enforcing checks and the like. It's different when the main attraction - the animatronics - begin inadvertently killing people. Besides, as far as we know, there's only ever been two confirmed locations, right? SL could very well be the other pizzeria mentioned in those tapes from FNAF3. No matter how much money Fazbear LLC was pulling in it was still a really small business, which could only tank so many losses and legal battles. There's an attraction in my city that can be incredibly dangerous and is only able to escape most legal suites due to a waver you technically sign upon buying tickets, I believe. I doubt Fazbear's had a similar approach.
>>148591509
That's just because your shirt is as inconspicuous as a FNAF shirt can be. Just a retro-looking video game fox, or dog or wolf or something, wearing sunglasses presenting an entry-level meme.
Not to judge your FNAF wear; I'm not saying it's bad or anything, just that it does nothing to convey to the average person what exactly it's supposed to be. Even avid FNAF haters may not recognize Foxy, all pixelated and redesigned like that.
Why is the FNaF 57 music so great?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm0NnSU_bpo
>>148591345
Aw fuck yeah I've been waiting for this.
>>148591541
>Mike on (seemingly) Faz' lap
Well. Not quite, it seems.
My little sis asked me to make her a head design so she could use to start sewing her baby doll a, well, doll. This is what I came up with
God I hope it doesn't end up creepy
>>148594254
Fuck your sister.
>>148591345
Man, really went out of the way to clear up the contents of Jesus', sorry, I mean Mike's drink last chapter.
>>148594254
Those dead eyes tell me it's going to be.
>>148594459
What?
>>148594254
>God I hope it doesn't end up creepy
I've got some bad news for you, friend.
Have a dumb thing while I puzzle out how I want the Beamz Slaughtering You picture's background and what he's saying should be.
>>148591345
Mangle reaches down and pats your head condescendingly with one paw while pinching your cheek with the other. "Of course you aren't, dear! You're the manliest little man."
>>148594996
>those feet
>>148595389
didn't you say that exact thing before with the same gif
or was it a different one
>>148594996
Why is it "h-huff"ing, it's a robot
>>148595521
Gotta vent the internal heat buildup somehow
>>148591345
>april
>>148595389
My favorite part of how he came out is his token tray.
I need to give him a vest though, as he has a bill slot.
>>148595521
Emulation of humanoid characteristics, of course. Also because perverts.
I like this idea too: >>148595612
>>148595787
Stop man my dick can't take it anymore!!!
>>148595787
This was the result of the "Favorite Animal, Favorite Fetish" challenge, wasn't it?I wish people would try that again. It was kinda hilarious.
>>148595787
>Also because perverts.
robots were a mistake
>>148590593
It's stylish, he's just hatin
>>148596714
Not at all, sharks aren't anywhere near my favorite animal.
>>148596591
BULLY THE SHARKBOT BY FILLING HIS TOKEN TRAY WITH DUBIOUS SUBSTANCES
>>148596714
Some of them were just total dogshit. Others were a bit interesting. I think it was MT who incorporated pregnancy by making a shark animatronic that had a gumball machine stomach full of plushies. That's the type of subtle fetishism most people won't catch.
>>148597168
look at this smooth slut
>>148597168
>>148597367
>>148597559
>pedofags
>>148597641
if that's pedo, 50%+ of fansmut's stuff is pedo too, yo
>>148597641
Worse. Murry purry furfags.
>>148597870
You mean like the ones slobbering over Crisis' /ss/ picture?
>>148597323
Color me and my penis intrigued, got a link?
>>148597963
No. Dont get assblasted over midget sex.
>>148598098
Nah, sorry, this was like 21 months ago now. And it was the most innocuous thing, from what I remember. It wasn't like, "OH NO MY SHARK PUSS IS SHOOTING PLUSHIES ALL OVER THE GOSHDARN PLACE", just a robot with an orb for a middle section.
>>148597720
that reminds me. Rudy x Hoxton when?
Gib art requests
>>148598821
How about something sexy likea giraffe
>>148598821
Busty FNAF 1 Chica dressed as a barmaid/wench
>>148598821
Suggestive Nightmare Chica waiting on a bed.
>>148598821
Shitty, dangerous Chinese knockoffs of Freddy and the Gang.
>>148598821
That cute Freddy of yours chiding a guard for cumming on her suit.
>>148599275
>That cute Freddy of yours killing a guard for cumming on her suit.
ftfy
>>148598926
>>148598180
He specifically labeled it as kid.
>>148599359
Oh baby, work that pole!
>>148598821
Unit .3 lewds. She deserves some love
>>148599489
Im sorry you were traumatized by a drawing.
>>148599802
I think you are saying that to the wrong person. Or missed the chain of context.
>>148599802
>you can't hate something because it's a D R A W I N G xDxDDD
By that logic you can't like something because it's a drawing.
>>148598821
It's been almost a year since you've drawn your Mangle
>>148600657
>I'll make you look like an idiot by adding "XD" at the end of your comment
>>148600906
Just let anon voice his dislike. He likes to make sure we know he doesnt like stuff. You tune him out after a while
>>148591345
How the fuck has no one mentioned the fact that Bonnibel LITERALLY MADE OUT WITH MIKE WHAt THE FUCK
>>148601282
Too busy gushing over Bonnibel because she stole his first kiss by anyone in the household
>>148601208
>it's an "Everyone that disagrees with me is the same person" episode
Fuck, when is the /5N@F/ station going to stop playing so many reruns?
Remember those who have fallen to the Fazbear.
>>148601363
Out of all of the characters, I expected Bonnibel doing it the least. Fucking Bonsworth being a girl and kissing Mike as thanks for saving Beanie would have surprised me less.
>>148601363
Wait, did she really get the first Mike kiss? Damn.
>>148601536
>Anime art
Ewwwwwwwwww
>>148601536
>the child dies and the bullies survive
>>148601648
>nonrobotic art
Ewwwwwwwwww
>>148601559
Yep!
>>148601648
Sigh, love it when I forget to take my name off, sorry about that.
>>148601363
I'm pretty sure Bonnibel only did that because of her meds. Mike noted at the start of their conversation that she had been medicated, and her demeanor changed significantly midway through.
>>148601648
Stop being a dodohead.
>>148601649
>night guards survive
>child dies
>>148601843
prepare to be bullied, kiddo
>>148601843
Actually I might take a request. Gonna head to bed soon, but will jot down the request for tomorrow after work. I'll even do a robot pic
>>148602086
>Night Guard becomes horrible abomination against man, science, and nature
>Kids become ghosts
>>148602197
draw a robot chicken
>>148601648
>namefag with opinions
Ewwwwwwwwww
>>148602275
Which one? Our robot chicken or Adult Swims?
>>148602231
Nah, that was just Purple Man. Phone Guy and guards just die.
>>148602415
The sexy robot chicken
I probably should have specified requests in my universe, whoops. That said.
>>148599067
On it! Halfway done!
>>148599543
THIS IS COMING RIGHT AFTER
>>148599337
>>148599275
This MAYBE after, I'm iffy on blatantly sexualizing my FNAF crew. Not because of the lolighost factor, just that I do want to keep them genuinely creepy/tragic.
>>148602452
Again, which one?
>>148602514
Wasn't referring to your ghost ones, just some willy nilly sexy Chica
>>148602417
>Phone Guy and guards just die.
That was stupid. I preferred it when we thought getting crammed into a suit just led to you becoming one of them.
By FNAF 4, it's all inconsistent voodoo bullshit or something. Dumb.
>>148602547
What the fuck man do you think the adult swim's robot chicken is sexy?!Toy chica of course
>>148602547
I'm beginning to think that you're as lacking in the upper register as your namesake from the TV show.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35719
>>148602791
Not the anon confused about which chicken is more sexy, but will do the robo Chica!
After I pass out and sleep
>>148602742
Dying in a brutal way is one method of creating a haunting spirit. Many real-life ghost stories/haunting incidents involve people who were murdered or died in a brutal accident.
>>148602791Probably just another underaged FNAF fan who found his way here.
>>148602947
I'd motorboat
>>148602947
Sweet merciful heavens.
>>148603067
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35177
>>148602947
The calarts face somehow makes it even better
>>148602947
>oh look, someone anonymously posted a spoiler link to the booru and absolutely nothing else
>I guess Snax drew something
>>148602947
If I didn't know the people in this thread I'd swear stuff like this was supposed to be ironic.
>>148602947
Why does it seem like half of OCfags now can't be arsed to post with their goddamned names on?
>>148603363
You don't know me, you don't even know what underwear I'm wearing
>>148603350
>>148603425
Is this a bad thing? Are you really rallying against peoples rights to not namefag? How is that ever something worth complaining about?
>>148603460
Umm, you're not wearing any at all.
>>148603425
It kept setting off peoples autism alarms.
>>148603586
Sorry, that's me messing up your readings.
>>148603425
How poetic considering how people kept telling them to take their names off. Make up your mind, fagottron.
>>148603586
ARE YOU A FUCKING WIZARD!!!???
>>148603425
Like it was said before: it's so that people won't get pissed off at them if they shitpost whilst forgetting to take their names off.
>>148603425
Theyre in trash where names dont fly and cant be fucked to put it back on when they return here
>>148599067
Suggestive Nightmare Chica on a bed! Should be safe for thread, nothing is showing.
If you rub her back for her, she'll scratch yours- don't be nervous, she only uses the tips, it really does feel downright heavenly.
>>148603586
>>148603665
>>148603735
>>148603798
>>148604010
I'm talking about when they're posting content, you fucking idiots. Times when their names would actually be relevant.
>>148604158
And I'm talking about the times they posted content and people replied with comments that amounted to "ur a faget kys".
>>148604061
Unf. I hope I can force myself to dream of her with practice. Thanks mate
>>148604158
It would certainly make finding their work easier on the people managing the draw/write/voice archives, that's for sure. Especially those who don't directly post to the booru.
>>148603586
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing, I was just pointing out that Snax's posting habits have changed recently
>>148604254
>its our fault ocfags have thin skin
>>148603425
I wasn't sure whether or not to change my name so I posted anonymously for a couple days to avoid having to make a decision. In most cases people might have posted in another thread beforehand and forgot to put it on. Or they want to fly below the spicysatchels' radar.
>>148604480
Our archives are full analog and use ctrl f for their search system. Nobody comes here for the fanfiction so nobody's had any real reason to make anything beyond a pastebin.
>>148604517
I miss when she use to hang out and post more often
New thread
>>148604821
>>148604821
>>148604821
>>148604535
I'd complain about you being a shitposting faggot, but we'd never reach 750 without these (you)s.
>>148604539
>spicysatchels
Oh is that the shitposter?
>>148591345
Everything in this chapter was great.