/5N@F/ General

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pizza

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>>148259519
Okay, better.

>>148259667
Okay, never mind.

>Two threads

Great, fucking fantastic

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How do we solve our shortage of memes?

>>148259872
We've got, like, 30 memes. That's plenty.

>>148259872
>mound-making.jpg

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>you will never cum inside Rackham

>>148260102
Who?

>>148260306
The robot is cute, but I'm not into foot stuff.

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Reposting.

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>>148260102
>wanting to fuck an asshole
>wanting to fuck an asshole in his asshole

Michelle's big fat ass

>that other OP
JUST

>>148260795
Plushy
Puffy
Bunny
Cunny

>>148260731
>implying he wouldn't melt around you the moment you thrusted inside him
>implying he wouldn't apologize for being so tsun, as a gibbering, orgasming wreck, tears, saliva and lipstick mixing together
Haha

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>>148260894

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When are we going to get overpowered superhero animatronics fighting against the purple overlord?

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>>148261101
God I hate anime like this.
How many times can you watch a super powered highschooler fight some giant evil dude with over the top magic karate and the power of love before it gets old?
I've seen more engaging and better paced action scenes in Popeye cartoons.

>>148261548
But they're not highschoolers

they're ninjas

Reminder from last thread. Drew a Toy Chica, its in the booru.

Also hi everyone.

>>148261548
They're highschoolers because that's who watches this. They fight some evil dude because the struggle of good against evil is literally the oldest one in existence. Over the top magic karate is cool the first couple of times you see it, and for most of the viewers that's exactly what it is. The power of love is just shorthand for the kind of moral these stories try to tell.

>>148261753
Hey Tired, how's it going?

>>148261753
That's a cute birb there

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It's a shame Rackham's such a thirsty dick.

What a waste of a perfectly good cutie patootie.

http://store.steampowered.com/sale/freddy/%20

games are 66% off, but I know you all already have played them right?

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>>148261548
>that twist punch
>mfw Popeye used Rasengan
But Naruto isn't a highschooler. He was raised to fight. He's also the reincarnation of Ninja Jesus's son.

But as for highschoolers. Bleach is exactly what you're looking for.
Or technically not looking for.

>>148262250
I actually haven't, and I've been meaning to play them since day one.

>>148261881
Quite well, drawing sin. Just thought Id draw some fnaf stuff.

>>148261902
Thanks friend.

>>148262268
Naruto was also, like, 20 at that point in the story.

>>148262268
The show was about him going through ninja highschool. He had teachers and took tests and all that shit.

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>>148262790
confirmed for never watching Naruto past the Chunin exams arc.

>>148263109
Actually I never watched more than a few episodes because it was really poorly paced and I didn't like any of the characters.
Also we're really off topic so I'm gonna stop now.

>>148262268
>But as for highschoolers. Bleach is exactly what you're looking for.
But that features a ghost highschooler. It's only almost exactly what he's (not) looking for.

>>148263439
The show DOES improve from the earlier ones

And when I say improve, I mean GOD DAMN!

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>>148263893
I think you've earned the 'biggest nerd' award, congratulations

>>148263980
Nerds are hot yo

GOD DAMN IT THREAD TALK ABOUT FNAF

>>148264191
Hello?

>>148264191
I love this place.

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>>148264191

>>148263719
In the beginning, all he could do was see ghosts. Then he became a Shinigami, then he lost that. Then he got his powers back, along with Hollow powers, and then he lost both. Then he got powers he could use in his human body, which got stolen, and then he got his Shinigami powers back. Then when he was fighting the Quincy King, he awakened his latent Quincy powers on his mother's side of the family. There's only a few more chapters in Bleach left, and he's combined his Shinigami, Hollow, and Quincy powers into a burst form.

>>148264191
I want the FNAF lore to be more organized.

>>148264191
How about that Bonnie eh?

>>148264458
I was referring to the fact that he's been dead since the start of the second arc. Even after everything he's been through, he's still technically dead, he's just been possessing his own body the whole time.

>>148264487
I wanna fuck her.

>>148264191
When does FNAF get an anime?

>>148261548

I don't really get it.

All the popular weeb stuff is really generic, like Attack on Titan or Naruto.

Like how in the U.S. we have Star Wars or the fourth Marvel event in a year outselling Hellboy or Goon.

>>148264769
I concur.

>>148262250
Only one I don't have is 4 because it looks awful. I've heard some people say it's one of the better ones or that it's the scariest, but honestly I've seen the gameplay and it really, really just doesn't appeal to me. Not a lot of strategy or system involved, it seems.

While we're shitposting about anime
>tfw David Productions is too busy making Jojo to make another season of Ben-to

>>148264894
Naruto could have been great, but there's so much wasted potential, forgotten characters, and power creep that by the end all it was good for was that Madara copypasta

>>148265402
Reminds me of Frankenstein's Army.

Man that was a great fuckin movie. Super underrated.

>>148265402
fuckin a

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>>148265060
Eh, it's just just like every medium.
99% of everything is gonna be shit, because 99% of the audience is fine with shit.

>>148265402
Those guys are fucked up but also don't really seem that threatening. It's probably got something to do with the look on Freddy's face.

>>148266097
Huh, wrong image.

Crisis is drawing ninjas

>>148266857
The cool kind or the faggy kind?

>>148259667
Hot.

>>148267589
Well damn

>>148267589
>ninja Crifox
Looks like it's the faggy kind.

>>148267589
Ninjas were just farmers dude, where's the squalor

>>148268101
And samurai were just hired thugs.
But if there's one thing Japan loves, it's underage girls. And if there's two things Japan loves, it's underage girls and revisionist history.

Do you people ever play this game or just post art and waifufag?

>>148268693
Wasn't Ghost streaming last night?

>>148268483
Upper-class samurai at least fit the image they're historically associated with, even if they weren't actually very honorable. Ninjas didn't have slick black costumes, that was based on their portrayal in stage plays.

>>148268693
I've beaten 4/20 mode in 1 and REFUSE to do 10/20 for 2

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http://pastebin.com/akbd2Usf

Quick repost because I forgot about American time zones.
This is also doubling as a request/suggestion post for written stuff.

>>148268693
I stream FNAF 2 a lot. I just like that one a whole bunch.

Is 2 the worst game in the franchise?

>>148268693
I can't get past Night 1 in FNAF 4 and don' feel like going back to finish Night 6 on FNAF 3.

>>148268483
>mfw Japanese people literally aren't taught about the fuckton of terrible shit they did in WW2
Japanese are just Asian dindus

>>148268693
There's also writefaggotry that nobody looks at (unless it has waifus or has some connection to art).

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>>148267589
>Still has a hook
>Holds sword in hook
>Holding a weapon in another weapon

>>148241551
Thank you.

>>148268915
In order of my time played, 2>1>4>3
I don't like 3 much, and 4 isn't that fun. But it's the scariest one at least.

This is all just my opinion and should be ignored.

>>148268915
Yes.

>>148269106
Are American people taught about the terrible shit "they" did in all the wars? Don't be retarded.

>>148269292
There was a 2 paragraph summary of the Trail of tears in my history 2 class back in HS

>>148269127
Sad, but very very true.

>>148269382
Don't be retarded.

>>148269449
Wow..?

>>148269609
Kill yourself retard.

>>148269292
Americans still know about the bad shit, or at least the existence of it. The Japanese government denies the existence of the shit like the Rape of Nanking, Korean occupation, and human experimentation. Ask any Japanese person under 60 years old and they won't have any idea about Pacific occupation. It's illegal to teach about them in school. Hell, government officials have been impeached before for claiming that the two atomic bombs were anything other than absolutely horrific and unnecessary.

>>148269861
...But the atomic bombs were unnecessary. There's no reason to bomb civilians, especially on such a huge scale.
As a result the Americans are responsible for even greater WW2 atrocities than even Germany or Russia, and yet they're garnered as heroes for it.

>>148270159
There's no need to be so upset Japanon. I know being Asian Nazis was pretty shitty, but that's in the past now.

>>148269861
this as nothing to do with fnaf.

>>148270423
Wat?

>>148270414
You'll be thrilled to learn there's a modern day Holocaust in the United States then.

>>148270579
They be contemplating on free form jazz

>>148270423
Thanks bb

>>148270408
There were 3 options. Option 1 was using the atomic bombs, both as a way to force a surrender out of Japan and as a show of force to stop the Soviet Union from becoming Germany 2: Electric Boogaloo. Option 2 was sending in a ridiculously large invasion force, which would have resulted in the almost total extermination of the Japanese people and subsequently allowed the Soviets to push further into Europe than they already did. Option 3 was to back off and allow Japan to continue with it's quest to subjugate the rest of Asia.

>>148271093
Should've gone with option 3.
>No Chinese
>No Koreans
>No Australians
Everybody wins.

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>>148269696

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>>148271093
The Russians would have rolled over them long before that happened. They were just as scared of them as they were the nuke. Maybe even more so.

>>148271448
Man, we're super off topic today. Post birds or something.

>>148271093
We killed millions instantly and subjected many more to lives of radiation and suffering and we also started the Cold War but it's perfectly justified because America WINS AGAIN! USA! USA!

>>148271716
I can get down to that

>>148271716
How about instead of posting shitty art we instead, you know, play the game?
What are we doing on /vg/ if all we do is post off-topic art and never play video games?

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>>148271960
You don't like V-non?

>>148271803
Nukes were the only reason the war was cold

>>148271960
>off-topic art
>off-topic
what

>>148271960
what do you mean by that?

>>148271803
You stupid or something?

>>148272091
If all you want to do is post shitty art and drawfag then go to /ic/. This board is for VIDEO GAMES.

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>>148271803
gub gub gu bugbu five nights at freddy's

>>148271960
>/vg/
>playing video games

>off-topic art
>art of one of the characters

This is entirely wrong.

>>148272206
First time on /vg/, huh?

>>148272108
Stop posting shitty art and waifus and play the video game. Or else we have no reason to be on a video game general board.

>>148272352
hmm

really makes you think

>>148272206
You have a lot of work to do, pretend-janitor-anon. 100% of the other generals are either waifushit or twitch-stream-shit. Good luck cleaning up literally every single /vg/ thread.

>>148272232
You haven't any excuse, we can't keep posting shitty off-topic art. Because this board is not for art, it is for video games.

>>148272232
/dsg/ is focused on the games

as is /fog/

Few generals have as much OCfaggotry as we do.

>>148272485
Are you autistic or something, vidya drawthreads are a thing.

>>148272485
It's been happening for two years, who's going to stop us, YOU? Hahahahahahahaha

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>>148271803
Eat a dick.

>>148272597
>>148272608
I'm sorry, this will be the last /fnaf/ thread on /vg/.
We will be moving to /ic/ due to a lack of video gameplay and too much art being posted.

>>148272727
>/ic/
lel good one mate, this place can't even move into /trash/

>>148272813
And thank god for that.

>>148272727
Good luck with that.

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Is Nightmare the spookiest robot in the series?

>>148272916
Better than the alternative, so yeah. We're the biggest damn heroes in the world.

>>148272813
All the writefags would leave. All the voicefags would leave. All the drawfags that aren't murry purry furries would leave.

If Kayla-Na is your favorite artist of all time I guess I can see why you'd want to go to /trash/ though.

>>148271960
>>148272206
>>148272727
>>148272485
Oh hello babt. Had enough of shitposting on /ink/?

>>148272727
This is a cool and interesting new way to shitpost.

Unfortunately you're just repeating the same thing over and over, you should get some more material and come back.

So I'm watching our match against /utg/ and man, I'm not one for patriotism much, but watching this shit makes me proud to go to this general and fuck is that sad.

>>148273126
Kek, so this is the power of indoctrination and ignorance.

>>148273127
Nah there are writefags on /trash/ occasionally. Mostly greentexts though. I would still count on writing smut or smut buildup the vast majority of the time though.

I could see /ic/(-esque) movement killing write/voice though.

>>148273035
I really fucking love Nightmare Puppet because he's vaguely fleshy and doesn't look like a robot. He looks more like an alien, or some otherworldly entity.

Ennard is probably my second favorite going off the teaser because of that.

>>148273267
You're a silly

>>148273267
Embrace it.

>>148273381
I am
>>148273393
Oh, I am doing so. I'm going to watch as many of our matches as I can. COnsidering our win music is the song for Stardust Crusaders I can only imagine the match again /jojo/ will be repetitive music-wise. This all makes me want tell QD how thankful I am to have him as our manager

>>148273336
I think they're both dead already, outside of the drawfags that have connections to those mediums. Which is a shame, but not a surprise. It's an image board, after all.

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>>148273267
hehe, yeah.
Oh well. Better to be a part of something than have nothing at all, right?

Right?

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>>148273275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Downfall#Estimated_casualties
This was the alternative, my sweet summer child. It would've been a vastly more pointless loss of life than two nuclear explosives.
Educate yourself.

>>148273561
stop trying to lay QD anon

>>148273669
>estimated odds
>literally trying to justify instantaneous genocide
You're doing yourself no favors my /pol/ friend.

>>148273707
Never

>>148273989
If anything 2 bombs wasn't enough.

>>148273989
...So this is the power... of European cuckholdry...

>>>/ic/2599925
>>>/ic/2599925
>>>/ic/2599925
New thread.
I'm sorry it had to be this way.
But we did this to ourselves.

>>148274418
Have fun, muh leegun. We'll be over here, business as usual.

Also, nice work misspelling the name of the game twice right next to official art with the correct spelling, fucktard.

>>148274541
Sure retard.
Now come to our new home.

Lol wtf is going on here?

>>148274418
The funny part is I saw this one coming.
You could at least try to do something completely left field if you're going to shitpost.

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>>148274638
"our"

>>148274418
You fucking retard.
I don't know who's worse, you or the guy who won't shut up about nuking the nips.

>>148274418
How embarrassing.

>>148274936
Maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away.

>>148274936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRiCYfEUI0

>>>/ic/2599925
>>>/ic/2599925
>>>/ic/2599925
New thread, in case you missed it.
The move will be awkward, some people might stay behind by mistake. But we cannot stay in /vg/ if all we do is post art and not play video games.

>>148275250
Nah I'm good.

>>148275379
I'd like to believe that one day we will find a cure for homosexuality such as this.

>>148275379
>This is not shitposting
>this is saving this general
Ok Springinator is this your next zany scheme to fight those dastardly shitposters that have oh so ruined our wonderful containment thread?

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>>148275250

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>>148275783
It's ok Springy my buddy my chum my good ol' pally o' friend of mine, everyone knows you're a fucking disgrace anyways.

I want to believe that this whole circle of shitposting is just one guy.

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>>148269292
Yes. Some of the first shit we're taught about is how we genocided all the natives both when the first settlers landed and later on when they expanded west, in the good schools you also get to hear about all the raping and trophy scalping that went along with it. We're taught about our own awful shit in WWII alongside the heroic stuff, such as the Japanese internment camps and the Manhattan Project. We are taught about the clusterfuck that was Vietnam and Agent Orange. The only reason it's not even more bloodier and harrowing is because half of it is horrible shit we did to ourselves during our Civil War and the other half is due to how relatively short American history is compared to the old world nations.

If you're going to be a weeb, at least try to be less ignorant than the dishonorabu Amelican gaijin piggus.

Can we please, for the love of God, get back to talking about fnaf? Please???

>>148275994
Yeah it's pretty obvious.

>>148275994
I suspect this too.

>>148276141
Read my story.
Masturbate.
Get angry that nothing happens.
Flame me.

>>148276191
You've never talked to a Brit about India then. They tied those niggas to canons

>>148276141
How about we, hear me out, play the video game for once? Or else we have little reason to be on /vg/.

>>148276297
Fallout 4 dialogue wheel???

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>>148276346

>>148276346
No you do them one after another.
It's the natural chain of events.

Most people skip the story bits and go straight to the masturbation and flaming.

Mangle
Whit
A
Big
Belly

>>148276470
FREDDY?
FREDDY
SARCASTIC
HATE FREDDY

I went to sketch a quick dialogue wheel for myself.
But I have no idea how to draw myself.

So allow me to just disappoint you guys once again. Truly I am a value to this thread.

>>148276345
Nigga where the fuck are you coming from with this? Its getting old as fuck

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shitty comic for a shitty thread

>>148276345
Played it already. S'fun. So we can stay on VG, phew, dodged a bullet there.

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>>148276339
Most Brits are woefully unaware of the atrocities the Empire caused due to our education system conveniently glossing over them and focusing on the good things we did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jallianwala_Bagh_massacre

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>>148276671
Just draw an anon, stupid.

>>148277057
Fair enough Crisis. Speaking of, you taking any more of those order forms?

>>148277081
Why would you wait? Just because it's the worst thread ever? It's always the worst thread ever.

>>148277085
GodDAMN.
You clever.

>>148275994
Considering how we've had nearly two months of relative peace and calm, this current disruption is obviously from a recent arrival or some returning troll.

>>148276671
Just draw yourself as an anon: a green man with a suit and tie. Anons are very easy to draw.

>>148276953
There's something I've always found charming about stuff drawn well in paint. Alekk, early Gud, Ghost and the MS Paint Demake Guy used to scratch that itch.

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>>148277081
Then why are you posting with your name on?

>>148277291
Fuck off, hateanon.

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>>148277081
>>148277185
Bah fuck it, I'll post it

Warning, dicks

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35698

>>148277291
no one cares but you

>>148277603
Das gay as hell, dude.

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>>148277135
Not for a while, sorry anon. Doing one will open the floodgates.

>>148277898
Not if you imagine bon here as a chic, also holy fuck that dick is huge

>>148277913
>Doing one will open the floodgates
I swear like half of those were just one guy trying to get you to draw as many waifus as he could come up with. I actually didn't mind the concept but yeah, it's pretty played out for the time being.

>>148277913
That is also fair. I was too slow.

>>148277267
>Alekk, early Gud, Ghost and the MS Paint Demake Guy used to scratch that itch.
You forgot Benis

>>148278120
Some I think were just there to mess with Crisis as well, but agreed. Let it sleep a wile before letting that monster loose again.

>>148278208
inb4 scat shitposting

>>148278208
Benis wasn't good though

>>148278319
I couldn't find a scar thread in /gif/'s archive and there was only the one diaper thread that I already linked last thread, so mentioning Benis is safe for now

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>>148278434
Benis was great.

>>148277267
I think it's the lines. Honestly when I draw in paint a lot of things just look better than in other programs. It's simple and there's nothing to have to think about.

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>>148279165
It's also a lot of fun when you just use a mouse!

>>148279536
It's no fun at all when you use a trackpad, though

>>148273561
Just finished the /jojo/ match and wow, we're oddly good at soccer

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>>148277267
>used to scratch that paint itch
I have been neglecting paint a lot for paint dot net lately.

>>148278782
I miss him

>>148278782
He's improved a ton over the past two years, the comic is funny, but what he has now is a lot more fun to analyze than 'ded kid' and 'he's a pedophile' gags.

>>148280224
>what he has now
You mean, that sizable load of absolutely nothing?

>>148280224
>what he has now

...?

>>148279832
"used to" was referring more to the MS Paint Demake anon. Obviously you and Alekk when he stops by still do.

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>>148277057
>that link
Humanity was a mistake.

>>148277603
Hmm, damm

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>>148279536
My mouse is broken though

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>>148281837

>>148282108
I'm laughing so much.

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>>148282212
I'm glad you enjoyed my witty retort.

>>148282442
>not witty retordt or whitty

2/10

>>148284210
>not whitty retordt

2/410,757,864,530

>>148284519
>not 2/8,675,309

0/10

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>>148285186
What's the significance of that? I was doing the 410 billion dead cops thing.

>>148286758
Leave my future hubby alone.

>>148286758
Crisis is American

>>148287036
Okay, what about florida?

>>148287036
He wishes he was.

>>148286758
>>148287036
>>148287319
Idk, was bored and put crisisomega on skype, then found two guys

>>148287398
Maybe Crisis is two guys.

>>148287398
>>148287464
Hmm, maybe if I type a bunch of ocfag names in, I'll be humored or some shit

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>>148273035
Say what you want about FNAF4 but the Nightmare animatronics designs are top notch.

Especially Nightmarionne.

>>148288364
Some are better than others, but you're right about the spooky puppet.
Truth be told, I'm kind of a sucker for the phantoms.

>>148288364
>Especially Nightmarionne.
>the blandest fucking design of the whole bunch

>>148288364
My biggest complaint with the nightmares is that while the few times you do see them are amazing (peering in the halls, the jumpscares being the BEST in series in regards to terror factor, they fucking LIFT YOU INTO THE AIR) otherwise you don't see them enough. I understand why this is, obviously they can only show up physically in the hall or jumping you from the door. I think this could have been fixed if Scott put a random element when you flash the hallway. Like imagine you flash the left hallway, usually it's empty, rarely you'll see Bonnie peering and fading aside. Now what if, AFTER Bonnie was at the door and walked away, you flick the light, and you see Bonnie's back to you, and right before the light flicks away, s/he looks back at you before fading into the dark. ESPECIALLY if it was a rare event, it'd be fucking terrifying. FNAF4 generally has great animation when it's present, but there's so little of it it kind of hurts. Alternatively, what if every stage of Foxy in the closet was on an animated loop, nothing too fancy, but breathing instead of just pressing his face into the closet, or rattling while being returned closer to plush?

Beyond this, if they DID animate the nightmare animatronics, I think it would make the LACK of animation on Fredbear/Nightmare stick out even more and be even more striking and terrifying. It would scream "Hey, no gimmicks, no fun, nothing fancy, they are RIGHT there and they want you dead."

We need more lewd voicefaggotry

>>148288364
>>148289054
Nightmarrione has human eyeballs in it's jump scare.

It's elongated, actually nightmarish proportions and rib cage are far more memorable than Mangle or Foxy or the Jack O Lanterns or Balloon Boy.

The decayed look has been used for three games and is still ineffective since Scott fails to understand what makes broken animatronics creepy. Nightmarionnette succeeds because it isn't like any of the other Nightmares.

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>>148290179
N. BB has veins in his eyes as well, but you don't really notice them.

>>148276470
>Romance.

>>148291003
>[Repair 50] <Fuck the fox>
>[Science 75] <Fuck the fox>
>[Charisma 8] Wanna fuck?

Don't mind me, just gonna revitalize the thread with a blast from the past
http://picosong.com/9ymf/

>>148290926
me wAnt pet doggy

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Tell me where to contact Crisis privately immediately and I'll grant you one drawfag wish

>>148293112
omega-crisis.tumblr.com

Freddy being assailed by lobsters

>>148293112
If I knew how to contact Crisis privately I would just make him grant my drawfag wishes. What chance does a pitiful anon have?

>>148293223

Link not found, I meant something more like Steam

http://picosong.com/fnzU/

>>148293328
I miss popcorn

>>148293483
http://picosong.com/4q9G/

>>148293296
http://crisis-omega.tumblr.com/

fine here

Freddy being assailed by lobsters with one crawlng up his leg

>>148293296
steam: dildoblaster

>>148293483
I miss voicefagging

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zzzz

>>148293537
>http://picosong.com/4q9G/
Pls anon, it hurts
>>148293645
I'd try my hand at voicefagging if I had a mic worth a shit and a voice that wasn't so terrible

>>148293645
I miss writefaggotry.

>>148293843
http://picosong.com/4Pmi/

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>>148293909

>>148293112
>>148293282
Isn't he in all those cool kid skype groups?
Just become a cool kid, stupids.

>>148294376
>Just become a drawfag, stupids.
That's a pretty tough thing to do.

>>148293909
>Rookie Mike has panicked
>Rookie Bonnie has panicked
>Sgt. Freddy has been promoted

>>148294730
I'm a draw and writefag and I'm not a coolkid.
Trust me friend, just give up on life and vegetate. Stew in your own bodily fluids.

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Good evening, everyone, how goes your night? Has there been any speculating or debating about the Biddybabs?

>>148291910

>[Charisma 8] Wanna fuck?

I always rolled Charisma characters when I could anyways.

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>>148295304
There's not much to talk about with the Bidybabs since we know so little about them, though they're probably gonna be Baby's little minions and just be nuisances like BB was. We'll probably find out what they do once Trailer 2 hits.

>>148296064
I swear to god I will never get tired of bad jokes.

>>148295304
They'll be ghosts kids who dindu nuffin and get a happy ending for murdering a bunch of guards.

>>148296048
I am hoping to god they attack you in the vents if you try and use it as a safe space.
Just imagine crawling through and seeing a Bidybab taking a quick peek every once in a blue moon.

>>148296204
I'm kind of hopeful for this new game. If only because it looks like you move.
For ages I've been saying a fun FNAF-esque game would be if you were trapped inside the building, and you had to repair things to get out. You have to avoid the robits and go from room to room, hiding when it's not safe.
Imagine scrambling up under a desk, holding your knees in tight so they don't see you before making a mad scramble for the next room.

>>148296064
I don't think racist slurs are an appropriate topic for pizzeria jokes.

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>>148296204
I hope if they do go in the vents, it isn't just the Bidybabs. Imagine seeing this cunt while you're trying to get through the vent, and hearing her crawling towards you while you're backing out of the vent.

>>148296506
What do you call a pizza that doesn't taste good?
Hawaiian!

>>148296723
Why couldn't the 11 year old see Foxy's favorite movie?
It was rated ARRRR

>>148297135
Pfffhahaha!

>>148297135
I'LL KILL YOU

>>148296175
Are you still bitter about the kids not being sent to hell for all eternity?

>>148293328
Do you have the one where Bonnie downed an energy drink so strong it revived the dead kid in her?

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>>148296723
You take that back right now.

>>148297328
Maybe the new game with have an elevator.
To lift their spirits!

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>>148297328
Murder is a sin, anon. And sinners pay the price.

And they're not kids. They're legally adults by now.

Pontiff Sulyvahn is more innocent than they are.

also, ghosts are really boring.

>>148297816
Children are innocent. They only want to move on and be free from their torment. They never got to grow up because of Purple Man.

robots killing people just because who knows isn't very exciting either

>>148297816
I like how Pontiff Sulyvahn gets brought up so often.

>>148298319
Well, he's a lot less obscure than someone like Edgar Ross or Abraham Reyes.

>>148298319
>>148298624
I don't know who any of these fucking people are.

>>148298730
The main villains in Dark Souls 3, Red Dead Redemption, and RDR: Undead Nightmare respectively

>>148298624
>>148298730
Red Dead Redemption.

>>148298210
Some people are born evil, anon. The horrible shit Dahmer did when he was a kid is not excused by him being a child.

The kids just getting off scott free is pretty fucked, is what I'm sayin'.

I don't have much of an opinion on the " just robots killing people" idea. It could go some interesting places, however. I found Crimson Peak to be an effective use of the "ghosts" idea, though.

>>148298978
So the kids deserved to die? What about William? Shouldn't he be the hero of the story since he slew six evil brats?

>>148299221
They weren't evil until they died.

I hate to mention it since the shitty remake is coming, but would the Ghostbusters be able to fix the situation at Freddy's?

>>148299443
Only if it was the cartoon Ghostbusters who helped ghosts move on as much as they zapped them and put them into ghost prison.

Springtrap, though, is another matter. He's not a ghost, he's a zombie, so they can't zap or trap him. Like with Boogieman, they'd need to find a different solution.

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>>148299443
the original's would bust them ghosts up.

The "real" ghost busters would probably end up confronting them but somehow bringing the children spirits to peace.

The new ones would probably annoy them until they left this realm, but effectively also lower the restaurants health grade by a letter with their presence.

>>148299443
No, they'd be suited first

I honest to God thought that trailer was a joke, but WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!? Why the need for an all girls cast? That fucking shit is just stupid as all hell

>>148299603
those proton packs are fucking lethal though, pretty sure enough blasts from one can fry a zombie if needed.

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>>148187748
here you go anon sorry for the delay.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35700

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>>148299915
I absolutely love your juicy femfreddy.
Thanks bnom

>>148299915
holy shit.

that's hot.

>>148299915
>tfw I was the one who asked for Shota foxy

>>148299720
there's nothing wrong with an all-female cast. What is wrong is who the females they picked are, what they have those females doing, and the entire premise and message of the film.

>>148299443
It's amazing hearing how people are trying to be optimistic since the first reviews on RT are 78%, but if you turn it to just top reviewers, that score drops through the floor.

>>148300169
you mean Hoxton?

>>148299221

If you're an Asian who went back in time and killed Baby Hitler, Ghost Baby Hitler gassing the Asians wouldn't be justified just because an Asian killed him. Similar deal here.

All you did was change his targets. Therefore, Purple moved the reticle when he killed them. Albeit unwittingly, but the loss of life is still there. Instead of white chicks or hispanics, the children are murdering guards. Purple is no hero.

>>148301126
Fuck off.

>>148299443
>When someone asks you if you're ready for Freddy...

>>148300169
I don't know if i should, anyway i'm going to bed now see ya in 8 hours guys.

Wait, so I know the animatronics in fnaf1 want to put you in the suits, but what about the other games? Are they explicitly trying to kill you?

>>148301505
What do you guys think of this? I-is it true?

>>148302594
*poops on ur post*

>>148302594
I really don't care.

>>148302594
If he retconned his religion I wouldn't be surprised.

>>148302594
Yes, anon. And Angry Birds was really a cleverly disguised pro-nationalist propaganda film. And Charles Lindbergh actually murdered his own son. And in Rand McNally, people wear shoes on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

>>148302497
In FNAF2 the game over screen implies they suit you. This makes sense for the Withereds, but the toys suit you as well despite having better AI. They may just hold you down till a Withered suits you though. Goldie and Puppet also suit you for some reason in 2. Scott may have just not wanted to make different game over screens. In 3, Springtrap kills you when he gets you, unshown. In FNAF4 the nightmares maul you and presumably kill you during your coma.

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Finally done, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGovYT4I1kmB9zp9KyNgCKoyj5OHUcIIN

Here is a complete playlist of all our dumb divegrass matches from VGL3 (the one we won) back in December 2014, with all the audio intact except for a couple muted songs due to copyright claims. Highlights include a Mike Schmidt hat trick in the /dng/ match, the entirety of the /igg/ match, and our win over /wtg/ to get the cup that we were denied because everyone was salty.

Currently working on getting the VGL4 and 5 stuff edited and uploaded cause why not.

>>148306990
So dedicated to this game, to soccer itself

>also those custom made characters doe

>>148263893
This is not true. Naruto eventually just becomes The Sasuke Show. 3/5 Part 1 arcs are good, Kakashi Gaiden is good, and then 5/13 Part 2 arcs are good. Part 2 is mostly a series of cool villains getting deus ex machina'd by lame protagonists, Kishimoto's bizarre juvenile humor, and the reaffirmation that the entire world revolves around Naruto and Sasuke.

>>148307681
Alright, let me reiterate

It improves 'visually'

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reminder alcohol is bad for you

>>148308082
Though the show did have some funny animation errors

http://imgur.com/a/gq9jo#0

>>148308374
Too late, most of the people here are raging alcoholics.

>>148308469
I can see having a few beers or so, but I don't understand how anyone could drink in excess

>>148308798
See: literally all of human history

>>148310216
Yes, most humans across all of history make poor decisions. This is not a new development.

>>148310494
The issue isn't whether drinking is a good or a poor decision numbnuts.

The issue is whether this underage anon >>148308798 can "understand" why people would drink, when he has all of humanity's history to look back upon. If he can't understand it's just willful ignorance.

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It's not much, but I made a character reference sheet out of the scrapped redesign template. Mike was lazily scribbled in to give a sense of scale. It's funny now that I think of it, but most of the other artists here made their own ref sheets back in 2014, so like everything else I'm finally getting around to doing something basic that everyone else did two years earlier.

I don't think anybody will ever need it, but I think this is the first time I've drawn all the bots completely and in the same pic.

>>148312115
What art thou name faggot

>>148312115
Mike looks like he's possessed.

>>148312395
Good god how are you this fucking new.
How do you not know who Rugrats is, you massive faggot.

Lurk moar.

>>148312115
Jesus, Chica's an amazon.
I really like height charts/ref sheets for the sense of scale.

>>148312115
Chica could crush a man underfoot like a goddamned Ent.

>>148312395
I'm called No Rugrats, but the booru tag is rugratsanon.

>>148312404
It's worse, he was hastily sketched in MS Paint.

>>148312470
Eh, I'm not exactly the most chatty in the threads. I'm probably very easy to miss.

>>148312115
>Mike's head is at Chica's breast height

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>>148298210
>children are innocent
Buddy, kids can be cruel.

>>148312507
Chica was always a giant IIRC from the comic with her and Mike on the roof and the one where Foxy has a picture of them from FNAF 1 where she's clearly taller than Freddy who himself is pretty big
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=34144
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=34876

>>148312902
I honestly cannot believe I forgot that Chica's height was shown in the second link.

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http://picosong.com/tqqU/

Here's a story that a little Plushtrap meets Springtrap

>>148293645
http://picosong.com/tqkE/

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What's your favorite non-animaltronic /5N@F/?

>>148316224
They're all shit. The ones in SL might not be but we haven't seen the game yet.

>>148316224
Mr. Creamy

>>148316224
I'd have to say Nightmare Puppet, followed by Ennard. They're probably my favorites out of every animatronic, actually.

Granted, Ennard could just be a Mangled baitnswitch where the actual character in game is lame as hell, but I can still hope.

>>148268914
Just got around to reading it; I really liked it! I would definitely be interested in reading more.

>>148316365
>mike

I'm still confused why Scott hasn't brought back any of the prior guards. There's hints that he was considering it, but to date we haven't gotten an animatronic that runs through every guard's skill-set and wields a tablet as "Toreador March" starts playing.

Reposting the last two requests for whoever missed it.

>Baby makes the Biddybabs with the security guard's body parts like a set of homonculi
http://pastebin.com/rFGU0ck5

>Mike going to a psychic before his first day at Fazbears over whether or not he survives the week.
http://pastebin.com/f1z409BZ

>Mike going on a tirade about otherkin while he's being suited
http://pastebin.com/RXRU9TPj

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>>148299915
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35702

>>148317532
I like how the horrifying new infant animatronics have already yielded fucked up results.

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>>148306990
>after close to two years, I get to finally watch the /twg/ match again

>>148279767
>we're oddly good at soccer
That's been the theme with this general's soccer team for a while now lol

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35703

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>>148323591

>>148323591
PUT THE ORGANS IN A PROTECTIVE CASE YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>148323591
So what exactly is supposed to be attractive about this?

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>>148323859
That's what the suit is for!
Just look at all that protective padding.