/k s p g/ [REDACTED] shitposting general

Previous thread: >>147874505

>Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk [Embed]

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14 [Embed]

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.

Real thread.

second for why God

Fourth for goddamn is the control scheme for the PS4 port useless.

Hullo. This is the comfy thread.

I would love to ride Scott Manley late into the night

>>148408613
Cowgirl or missionary?

>>148408464
>move the controller to move the mouse

>>148408717
Yes

how do I make roket not flip

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Plop!

Snek we need webms stat

>>148409084
Still using your phone for photos? That one looks quite good compared to a lot of your past ones.

>>148409161
Are you about to bully him about autofocus?

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>>148409161
I had good lighting in the kitchen. Here's one taken 30 minutes later with the same device

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>>148409095
Hullo

>>148409231
No, I was serious. That one's a lot better than some of the pictures he's posted in the past.

Besides, we all know that autofocus is shit anyway, no need to bully about that.

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Webms of ksp being a pile of shit?

Webms of ksp being a pile of shit.

Is squad gonna update the console versions or what

>>148409585
Flying Tiger might.

I seriously hope they do. Otherwise the reviews are going to be pretty horrifying.

>>148409084
>>148409271
a cute

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>>148409585
>squead
>effort

Good joke anon! Keep it up!

Hey guys! since post order doesn't matter I made another thread!

>>148409704
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>>148409704

>>148409704
>>148409704
>>148409704

>>148409704
>>148409704
>>148409704

Migrate!

>>148409702
I just don't see that working from a revenue OR practicality perspective. They are fundamentally different games at this point.

>>148409721
>squead
>not taking on impossible burdens, dithering, then ultimately shitting the bed
Reference: Resources, Spaceport, Asteroids, Multiplayer, Career, Sandbox, Science, "beta", "1.0", 1.1 prerelease and 1.1 full release.

>>148409828
I believe the technical term for this is "spamming."

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I dream of a day where angry anon is banished to /mlp/, and we can shitpost in peace. Catrapers and MANs, yuris and plops, united under the common banner of not really liking ksp, but not hating it that badly either.

>>148409909
No, though, because it's more despicable than that. He's chumming the waters.

>>148409941
That's called an utopia, and no, while MAN exists, it will not be possible.

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>8% battery

>>148410071
fuck you too anon. I'm here for comfy why are you here and which memes are yours?

MAN.

The Flockmod, if you will.

>>148410108
>1%
fuck

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>>148410071
Anything is possible.

>>148410158
Plopmod*

>>148410251
Clocmod*

>>148410436
*STOPmod

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>>148410436
Delete this

werent we really comfy like 2 days ago

has there even been a good mod since scatterer

>consoles
>no mods
>$40
yikes

All you flockmodders need to post in the goddamn thread

>Spacedock is now a known vector for malware

How bout that Multiplayer, Squad?

>>148411127
Get to the flocmod, coward. There's no catfucker. This is a kspg's community request for you.

I have a fun new MNU glitch in 1.1.3, kerbals leave a ghost dupe kerbal behind on the ladder when boarding craft. Can't timewarp because under acceleration ololol but the top center button for the space center works without showing up if you just click the top edge of the screen. Upon returning to the craft from tracking center, all my staging is crammed into one stage. I can't even switch to the duped kerbal to get a free scientist, it just disappears.

>>148411424
I'm not man.

>>148411343
source?

>>148411610
Whoopsie, meant spaceport.

>>148411708
cool 5 month old news bro

>>148411341

>>148411072
why

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Join us in the flockmod man, there's no catraper.

>>148412269
He's a coward, and an anti-community. What a waste of time.

>>148413042
Agreed.

>>148409861
Sure, but it's going to murder their reputation if they don't get some fixes in there.

>>148415230
They already got your money.

resources when

NIGGAZ WITH ATTITUDE

What do you guys think of female astronauts

>>148418434
pr stunts, or some other variety of pandering

>>148409585

Console versions are out?

>>148415324
they'll be done in time for our funerals

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>>148420150
:^(

>>148418434
Female astronauts good
Female Kerbonauts horrible.

Girlbals have a horrible "You go girl!" look to them which I feel damages the entire concept. Oh well.

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>>148418434
what do they do about the hair

Leaked copy of KSP on the WiiU:

moonlander.seb.ly

KSP is for planes.

Why doesn't SAS stability assist actually hold your nose level in atmosphere?
Why is there no "Just hold altitude" option?

a

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Bumpy.

>>148425113
You have to use the trim function for that.
SAS works fine, but if your plane is made so that it naturally goes up or down at a certain speed, then SAS won't correct that for some reason, so just trim your control surfaces and be done

>>148432094
WAVEOFF WAVEOFF!!

flaillomanz you there?

Are flags limited to the size of all the default ones, or can you make bigger/smaller flags?

I want to make overlay text like "U.S.A" but there's no point if it's tiny.

>>148434327
Afaik they are limited by the size of the actual flag you plant in planets so you are probably stuck with that

>>148434327
The flags can be almost any size and the game should automatically scale it to fit.

But I'm assuming you're asking about the size of the flag that comes on the side of some parts, that is stuck as the same size it is.

However there is a mod that basically adds parts that are invisible except for a flag that scales up to be pretty large for the 3.75m parts.

Here it is: http://mods.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal/222813-flag-decals-v2-3

I hope that's what you're looking for. (:

Firing up 1.1.3

Crash expected SOON.

>>148434327
There's NEBULA decals that uses Firespitter to make tweakscaleable decals and lets you make custom ones. I made a USA one that I'd give to you but I'm on vacation right now :^)

>>148432094
wew laddie

>Poll Finds Emails Weighing on Hillary Clinton, Now Tied With Donald Trump
this election has been a rollercoaster since day one

>people seriously praise nathankell's new water physics when they've made seaplanes infinitely less intuitive than they were before, just to add submarines which nobody even makes.

>>148442607
>people
*children and manchildren

Good morning folks.

Sorry I missed the slopmod

>>148413042
>>148414054
No, actually, I take that back, I'm not sorry.

>>148444345
Take your meds.

>tfw forcing OP wars in /wtg/ again
top meme desu

>>148444447
I bet you were pretty assmad last night.

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>>148444539
Not mad, just sad. It's not fun to have a schizophrenic shit up your favorite thread.

Seriously fucking pissed that I can't make a fucking seaplane

It shouldn't be this fucking hard. Fucking hell all you used to have to do was stick some air-intakes on the fuselage. Now this fucking shit, cunting around with fuel tanks mounted in stupid positions and finding you can't fucking rotate.

Why even fucking bother? Why re-do the water physics when you're just going to cunt everything up? In a game that barely runs without crashing, why piss away your time on fucking water physics, and why fucking make them worse?

>>148444476
>mods actually did something
weew led

>>148444602
>interested in getting out of the thred making game
>offer to let snek make new thread
>heavily imply I wouldn't make one

>sees implication one won't be made
>makes one BEFORE the bump limit, with corrupted OP
>have a moment to decide
>decide I will stay in the threadmaking game for awhile.

Good job.

>>148444864
ok pockrt.

>>148445013
Yes but have you taken your meds?

>>148445069
Maxmaps pls

>>148445069
>>148444602
>>148444447
Easily one of the stupidest motherfuckers on 4chan right here

>>148444635
You sound like the guy who refused to give his logs and posted pictures of goatse and links to /kspg/ instead

Hi Max.

>>148445540
>>148445651
ok MAN

>>148444864
>>148445063
sup pockrt and mild, how's it goin? Unless we have another /wtg/ refugee in our midst now?

>>148445651
I'm not that guy and there's nothing I could share. It's not a bug, it's everything working as intended.

They've just made it so that aesthetically pleasing seaplanes are a pipe-dream. The only functional aesthetic is to copy the PBY-Catalina. That's it.

>>148445745
>I'm not that guy

>>148445743
Oh interesting, is there a leak?

>>148445816
What do you mean by a leak?

>>148445745
You know what, I take back the accusation of maxmaps. Sure, you may be getting mad about an issue that is very far from Squad's precise locus of failure, but I just tried putting something in the water and you know what?

It was shit.

>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts

>>148447310
this post is embarrassing for multiple reasons

none of them have anything to do with the reddit post that was screencapped

>>148447485
I can guess them all.

>>148447429
Thanks for reminding me about the angry anon pasta. I'll go find it and post it in a bit.

http://nypost.com/2016/07/13/foul-mouthed-dora-actress-called-my-kid-a-p-y/

>>148445013
>Runs away the moment the community wants to talk to him
You're a shameful individual, full of cowardice and egocentrism. Please just drown yourself in central park's dirty waters.

>>148449694
I was falling asleep at 710 posts, I was barely conscious at 750, and was dead asleep by the time you guys wanted to talk.

Sorry not everything works on your schedule 100% of the time. Perhaps during today's snek feeding we can talk on snek's channel.

I assume you're just going to call me cancer and tell me to take my meds and say every other mean thing you can fathom, so why even bother? You guys don't even have any memes.

>>148449901
How do I know that's even the truth when you have the infamity of twisting reality for your own good? I want to believe you, but you don't help yourself with that image you're creating for everyone to see.

>>148449901
You were under no obligation to leave /kspg/ to have a conversation elsewhere. Ignore the trolls.

>>148449901
>unilaterally shits up the thread for 6 months straight
>thinks he shouldn't be held accountable for that
no surprise

>>148450092
>twisting reality
Hey, that phrase gets used a lot around here. By one particular individual, aimed at another.

What if I DIDN'T "twist reality" a lot and instead relied on consistently telling the truth so that over time, those who read the thread consistently learn to take my words at face value?

I always try to tell the truth. Other than a few white lies about my identity early on in my posting career to throw off the profilers. I will never lie to your face and continue to insist I am telling the truth. Instead, my strategy is that over time, all those spreading lies and invective will obviate themselves. Which is what is happening.

Also its infamy I try to rely on my snoody but multifaceted vocabulary, and stronger grasp of the English language to distinguish myself from the euro single syllable posters.

>>148450181
So you do just want to exact punishment.

>>148450540
at least you're not denying the "unilaterally shits up the thread for 6 months straight" part

>>148450540
No, what about you telling people catfucker went to the mods irc? Isn't that twisting reality extremely?

Thanks, I handle a lot of languages, so it's always nice not being yelled at for making a mistake :^)

>>148450668
6 months ago is when someone decided I was no longer allowed to post here, and the gauntlet was thrown.

Your timeframe makes me think you are extremely new here, or pandering to those who are new here.

The drama extends closer to 22 months at this point.

>>148450752
Right, but what if the lie is that he's trying to rewrite history to forget that he ACTUALLY DID.

Let's start here: does he deny he became a reporter?

>>148407638
Should I get this on ps4 or Xbox One? Personally I play my Xbox One more.

>>148450961
slit your wrists, newfag subhuman

>>148450961
Enjoy spending $40 to shoot yourself in the foot
>implying you're a real person

>>148450961
Neither. It's pretty shit on consoles - the port was badly done.

>>148450961
Pirate it on PC, assuming you're genuinely new.

If you like it, keep playing it on PC. Console version controls are less pleasurable than sticking your hand into a bin of used AIDS needles.

>>148450961
Boot Linux on PS3 and get it there.

>>148450901
He told you an story about doing that once, he actually accepted he did some wrong at some point. The worst of it all is that you're not recognizing your mistakes and your wrongdoings, like for example acting as if you were bearer of a nuclear weapon and you proceed to tell everyone if they don't stick to your rules then you're gonna set it off.

>>148451164
How do we know? I have a toaster was looking forward to the console port.

I tried the demo but it ran like ass. It's a laptop with an i5 first gen processor and 4gbs of ram. No GPU.

>>148451367
I'm speaking from experience - I've been playing it since it released on console.

>>148451367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuokdFnBdU

Sorry, the one that did the OP forgot this.

>>148451236
>an story
an is only used before a vowel or an H. Some U letters retain "a" as well.

Unfortunately, you've been caught up in a drama you do not understand and have been manipulated by those willing to distort the truth to accomplish a short term goal. I don't have any solution for you beyond suggesting you reconsider your preconceptions.

>>148451462
No, OP did not forget to include Sponsored Content paid for by our investments in the PC game.

>>148451457
Looking at the PC specs could my laptop run it just fine? Like I said it ran like ass but maybe I didn't configure the graphic settings.

>>148451663
You are describing the same experience we all have.

>>148451663
it runs like ass on a $10,000 rig

>>148451663
You'll likely get slightly better performance on your laptop - I'd find a torrent and give it a shot.

>>148451462
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lKvyRL6TJA

This is another gameplay footage that looks a lot better.

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>>148451584
I've been watching that """"drama"""" closely. You cannot fool me, MAN.

>>148451929
Yea I could. I honestly don't see the difference between the console version and just a regular PC running it. I'm tempted to get it on Xbox due to the kb&m support.

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>>148451929
The mods alone are a reason to never buy the Console version

>>148452043
And we've all seen the recent emergence of your quotes meme... specifically designed to make you look like a different person.

I'm not fooling anyone. I'm simply telling the truth. What have I said, specifically, that you disagree with? Or was this just a negative nothing add?

>>148451981
I'd love to be going into lowpost mode but if you're going to shill the consoles I have some shoops and pastas I can post.

>>148452264
so much schizophrenia

>>148452321
Negative Nothing Add

>>148452391
GENERAL CONSENSUS

>>148452264
Thanks, do you like that meme? I just use it because of the TJ "Henry" Yoshi meme.
And no, that was never my intention.
This discussion is a big negative nothing add to be honest desu senpai family.

>>148452463
Is that a question?
>>148407638
>The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

I think Yuri should make all our threads from now on desu desu senpai.

>>148452627
Why would we want Burd making our threads?

>>148452627
/DUNGEON OF FREEDOM/

Let's go back to the happy days.

>>148452475
I like it because it helps your posts stand out. How far are you in the book btw

>>148452693
The days when Tex and Mirk were thread stewards? I wish.

Don't forget Yuri made two threads in a row with her /u/ images as the OP a few weeks back. They died in the catalog because no one wants to post in thatshit.

>>148452850
>her
*his

>>148452850
Well, at least you know who you're talking to.
It's like revisiting 8th grade math combined with advanced music theory.

>watching Die Hard With A Vengeance
>black and white guy driving in car
>terrible woman driver in front of them
>randomly bring up hillary clinton
>"she's gonna be the 46th president"
>1995

how deep does the conspiracy go?

>>148452990
>*his
**her

>>148453467
You're going to want to be careful. My friend in college broke her nose due to trying to move around while in the late stages of falling asleep due to Ambien

If you like the feeling, you should try a hallucinogen, it's actually safer than what you're doing.

>>148452264
All I posted was gameplay footage on console. The port is as good as running it on a low end or mid tier PC.

Also the developers have added the good mods to the base game when there popular. Even to go as far as hiring the modders. Consoles will just get the good mods on the base game.

>>148453701
What are you talking about?
I don't consume drugs.

>>148453992
Okay Press Release Bot

>>148453992
>Consoles will just get the good mods on the base game
They will get them later

And they will never get mechjeb.

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>>148454159
Oh Yeah?

>>148454281
>/kspg/ was actually too optimistic with this timeline
I will never get over this.

>>148454376
God is dead

>Bugs on time acceleration while in space
>Acts as if the vessel was in atmosphere

>>148454725
Can they even hotfix it

>>148454159
They have in the past I mean. The base game is still really fun. I'm not saying consoles will get mods but the popular mods will be added as new features on consoles.

>>148455250
MechJeb will never be made stock, not even only for consoles

(Nor, indeed, will anything giving delta-v readouts.)

>>148455250
You are fucking making shit up.

even kerbal
odd finish memelands: the pre-meme

>>148457328
You have my condolences.

>>148459064
gives me a chance to test a concept i had

maybe i'll make a weebum

>>148459475
is it a droptank

>>148459475
I prefer phat booty myself.

>>148459523
an astronaut escape system for space stations

serves no purpose for ksp, but i think it might look neat.

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benis

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how to post ksp:

mods are a must
daylight
dont post a dozen pictures of the launch
dont post ksp

>>148461779
>dictating how people are to post

Pls no

>>148461847
>common sense rules are dictating

anon pls

>>148461941
>posting ksp
>common sense
>

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descent velocity is under 5m/s, the crash tolerance of the bubble

wew lads

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now for that webm

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>grilling ~1kg steaks at the track after a day of hard work

Priceless

>>148461941
>Common sense
You must be joking

>>148462907
>kg

>>148462979
>using freedom meme measurements

>>148462907
Comfy.

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>>148462951
ok, enjoy your night time/side screenshots :^)

>>148462979
>"Pounds"

So does a pound sterling weight a lb. or a kg?

>feet
>inches
>yards
>miles
>ounces
>pounds
>fahrenheit

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>>148463502

>measuring everything in tenths
I bet you use bumpers when you go bowling.

>>148461779
>mods are a must
only mechjeb, and e-penis cred means that must be clipped inside the craft or hacked into part configs.

>>148463995
you seem to be confused. this is kspg, not r/kerbalspaceprogram

>>148463212
>Doesn't have planetshine installed
>Thinks he can tell others how to take screenshots
KYS

>>148464114
Even in KSP, mechjeb is a must because KSP is hell and any ability to automate away playing it is a good thing.

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>>148464134
anon pls

>>148464267
Let's not do this. Please stop baiting. The only way MJ is acceptable is if you never, ever, discuss it.

>>148464476
>The only way MJ is acceptable is if you never, ever, discuss it.
like i said, to maintain e-penis.

mechjeb hate is ultimately a meme because 99% of people who use it use it because they can't get interplanetary any-other way.

however that meme is now outdated horribly because most players no longer get as far as installing mechjeb. now they *never* leave kerbin's SOI.

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apology for poor english

when were you when jebediah kerbal dies?

i was sat at home converting resources when adrian ring

‘jeb is kill’

‘no’

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>tfw you will never find Laika and play with her for the last time.

>>148466038
catfucker in itself a misnomer, cat-fellator dog-cock-luster pls kep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

also >girls

>>148466160
catraper***

>>148466412
no rape without penetration, tovarish. :^)

>choose bitrate of 450
>webm encodes at 550
>choose 400 when it goes over the 3mb file size
>encodes at 480 and goes over 3mb again

:^))

>>148466412
>>148466160
>Implying I'm catfucker.
You suck at this.

>>148466951
don't forget:
>set filesize limit of 3mb
>tell it to pick whatever bitrate it wants
>picks high-quality bitrate but cuts off 10 seconds

>>148466160
>>148466412
>>148466526
>>148467025
>come home
>people are accusing people of being me
vev laed

>>148467772
catraper have you reconsidered your cat raping ways?

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>pissing in an ocean of piss

>>148467809
But I've never raped a cat before, and I don't plan on doing it

>>148467983
but you have, or you wouldnt be known as catraper

>>148468281
>what are false accusations

>>148464134
>planetshine
>night side

You do know that planetshine lowers the ambient light during darkness, right?

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What's in the box kspg

>>148468885
A trumpet

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>>148468926
I'm sending in my mail inspector

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Cute!

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free webm

>>148469317
>letting your snake check for anthrax
And you say you're not abusive

>>148447429
>replying to 1 year and 269 day old posts

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>>148469661
>letting my snake be involved in unboxings

Anon pls

>>148469889
>Buying things with someone else's money

>>148470786
>being angry
>speaking our your ass about things you dont know

so much for mans amnesty plan

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now im testing a ten kerbal version for interplanetary returns :^)

>Volyova will never step on you
Why.
Just why bother?

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>ywn ride in a space dildo test flight with 9 other men awaiting possible death

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I have a box too.

>>148472568
End yourself you insufferable faggot.

>>148471163
>Le angry meme
>Le it's totally not like I said two days ago meme

>>148472568
is it a new burd

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Mail inspector

>>148472629
Don't be rude.

>>148472687
Reeee

>>148472568
You mean your husband's money got a box for you tok

>>148472942
thats yuri, angry anon

really you shouldnt fly off the handle so easily, you just look dumb most of the time.

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CUTE

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coming in hot. got a manuever node set up to burn off the rest of the merlin 1dv for increased reentry velocity

>>148473362
wew lass

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Now I have my afternoon project :3

I may know almost nothing about cars but I can definitely handle this. :D

>>148473362
>400W
comfy? or toaster?

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>>148473698
I only deal in comfy.

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hit the atmosphere at 4100 m/s

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COMFY

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now thats what i call comfy: volume 2

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slowed down to exactly 5m/s :^)

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worlds gentlest touchdown

now to find an actual reason to return more than 4 kerbals from anywhere :^)

>>148472568
>a box
ok Burd

could you solve the problem of spaceplanes by just making them bigger? i mean IRL

if you just increased the size of an airplane, how big would it have to be to be an SSTO with current day technologies?

>>148475942
its a materials problem anon

>>148476119
Y?

>ywn switch out computer parts and play vidya games with Yuri.

>>148475942
Spaceplanes are a completely discredited concept as demonstrated by F9R.

>>148476648
no, both are viable alternatives, but theres no reason why we couldnt investigate both

f9r is a differente aproach it does not deny or confirm spaceplanes

>>148476281
Current materials are too heavy/melty/unsafe/expensive to build a spaceplane

>>148476331
But I'm already done switching it out. Just 4 screws and reconnecting stuff.

But you can do that second part. :3 Add me on Steam <3 id/yurigrill

Evens Comfycraft
Odds Nap

>>148476790
It's don't.
SSTO is just cheating yourself out of throw weight.
And slapping wings on your rockets is pointless if you don't need wings to come home.
There's a time and place for everything and wings don't belong in a 21st century space program.

They've utterly fucked up the LY-01 gear

They are literally unusable.

>>148475942
The problem with that, even ignoring the obvious material stresses and such, is that after a certain point, throwing on more fuel will give diminishing returns
Go try to make a single-stage rocket in KSP
You'll find that, for a given engine, after a certain point throwing on more and more hundreds of tons of fuel will give less and less extra d-v as it reaches it's maximum possible d-v, which is governed by the exhaust velocity and fuel tank mass fraction, and the only way to get more would be to either use lighter tanks or more efficient engines, though even then there's still a hard upper limit
Multi-stage rockets, on the other hand, circumvent this problem incredibly easily just by ditching unused tank mass periodically, bypassing the limit completely

>>148477432
no bully please. squad is working as hard as they can to fix the bugs the incompetent harvester basically hardcoded into the game. you are being entitled.

Actually going to take a nap anyway :3

Sweet dreams /kspg/

I love you all! <3

>>148477963
Sweet dreams, yuri.

>>148478781
*burd

>ywn take an afternoon nap while snuggling with Yuri.

>>148479391
*struggling

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She hungry

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>tfw trajectories mod

>>148483319
>trajectory prediction still isn't stock behavior
ree mexican squids etc.

>try to make aesthetically pleasing boats
>barely controllable mess
>try to make simple boats
>uncontrollable mess with a capsizing fetish
:^( what was the point of memeing about new water physics again?

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Wew

>>148486032
>Gimmick

>>148469889
>>148486032
Of course a Hillary supporter would use something as faggy as a bidet

>When ISIS takes Grand Theft Auto to the next level

>>148488194
Why anger anon?

>>148489014
Of course a Hillary supporter wouldn't be able to handle the bants, either

>>148489014
No bully, please :^)

>>148489187
Not snek m8

have sex with your pets

>>148492189
Don't abuse animals

>>148493542
I can agree with that as well
Have sex with your pets, but don't abuse them

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Please reformat and try again.

thanks, hirohiko.

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>ywn hunt rare ayy lmaos

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Goodnight kspg

>>148500405
Sleep tight, cloc.

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>this is on consoles for $40
I can't imagine how it runs

Hullo everyone <3

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/kspg/ is ded :(

Guess it's time for Comfycraft.

>>148504713
cute houses desu

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>>148504971
Thanks, friend :3

Most of these are factories for automating stuff. :D

He're my main power generation.

>>148505950
That looks comfy extreme.

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>>148509068
<3

Bump

>>148511576
Post feet.

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>>148512038
I'll post shoes.

>tfw nobody to wage race war agains't
I suffer in a monoethnic country.

>>148512952
what kind of shoes do you wear daily yuri

>>148515125
Usually a pair of Converse. (:

>>148514703
open your doors and your legs to some refugees
then you can ignite the race war you want

Just finished Footfall, bretty gud.
I always get the sense Niven is a pervy swinger when I read his stuff though.

>tfw clover doesn't show page numbers so have to guess when to bump

>/mgg/ is kill
NO

>>148514703
SCOTLAND?
C
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T
L
A
N
D
?


>96% white

>>148520518
>tfw a good chunk scottish
>tfw middle name scott

>>148521171
Scott Scott Manley?

>>148521225
No, but I once met a man whose first name was my last name and his last name my middle.
Some pretty sweet stunt races online in gta right now. New cars too, though I missed the window for this update's glitchbucks.

A FUCKING RAMP

Sage :^)

VTOLs are fun.

Did anyone happen to see if there was a squadcast yesterday?

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>>148530685
That they are.

>>148532107
Who gives a shit?

>>148533148
Me.

Happy good morning /kspg/!

>>148533047
>literally has A FUCKING RAMP

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4sxvcs/warning_about_ps4console_version_gamebreaking_bug/

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>tfw no snekstream

Console editions are already beginning to fail :^)

>Thing I wanted to happen didn't happen
REEEEEEEE

There's no simple way to move the KSC's location, right?

>>148538738
Not referring to Kerbal Konstructs, meaning input new coordinates for PQS and craft origin

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>epl still being developed

>>148537015
>beginning

Not even. Reports of crashes were coming out within a couple of hours of release.

Fug.

I hate having to work early. :/

>>148541158
:^(

>>148543404
Even worse: my phone has shit reception at this store D:

KSP will never be good

>>148545029
Mods let you almost forget that sometimes. Consolinas will have no such respite.

Nui > Iowa

Hey faggots, haven't been here for a few weeks, does MAN still come here?

>>148546372
More than ever

>>148546372
>>148546528
Thanks for posting, boys.

>didn't bring enough fuel
>can't fly home on afterburner meaning 1/5th speed
:^(

So what can we, the majority of /kspg/ who are sick of his evil he brings here, do against MAN? It's very frightening to see his delusions everytime they come out of his sick fantasy

>"I don't know who made Pokemon GO! [pause for "Get it? Pop culture!"] but I wanna know if they can make Pokemon Go-to-the-polls [Another embarassing pause]"
Every time I remember it I want to kill myself from second hand embarrassment.

It's the pauses. The pauses do it. They are what push it over the edge.

Double suicide for embarrassing post error.

Hold on, does the cockpit light let you see at night in KSP?

I'm utterly lost trying to find KSC in pitch darkness in an essentially stock save, I was about to give up and just land on the grass but now that I'm in cockpit view I swear I can make out some land with enough accuracy to follow the coast to KSC.

Who has dealt with the crushing loneliness of being in another country by yourself?

>>148546046
kys

>>148549637
I haven't dealt with it yet but I will in the future if I get things together to the point of being able to travel abroad.

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>trump is literally a faggot
unsurprising

>>148551045
Oh my god this cant be true
I'm #MentallyHill now

>>148551045
So TP promises to wipe shitskins from America. What an exciting election year.

>>148551437
He was sending it out on campaign emails today.

>>148551647
No shit mate. If you don't think this is the tightest thing happening then you're a spic and need to go back before they come and 'Truman your disgusting ass.

>>148551984
>trump sending porn to his supporters is the tightest thing happening
ok

>>148552235
Sounds like the freedom is too much for your little yuropoor heart. Sad!

>148548292
>no replies
maybe next time, champ.

This is the saddest place on the internet.

>>148551045
As a non-burger what does this mean?

>>148552964
This isn't the KSP forum, billy.

>>148552983
The same as anything regarding US election news: It still doesn't matter who is elected.

What would a French space station look like?

>>148552983
It's a retarded choice.
Pence will be a walking embarrassment to his campaign.
>>148553606
>saying this when one of the candidates is DONALD TRUMP and the other was almost BERNIE SANDERS
dumbass

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Tell me lies
https://youtu.be/HZ-7QkO_NxY

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KSC2 launch pad coordinates for hyperedit users:
Lat:20.634682200899
Lon: 213.597044813633

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>>148553693
>thinking Potus is anything other than a figurehead