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>Flying Tiger's space sim port debut
edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving none of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>147662565

>Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.
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I hope I did that all correctly. I am not sober.
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>>147874680
Sytes isn't spoilered

Speaking of, fix the server
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>>147874907
I expect 1.1 won't like the inevitable 100k part debris fields
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>>147875073
But sytes is already on 1.1
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>>147875126
what if we like scheduled a time in advance when we all logged on? if anon could get off his butt and fix the server
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>>147875526
server field trips!
>implying most of us still play
>implying those of us who still do can play stock
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>console versions will probably drop action grouping entirely
>maneuver nodes will be a travesty
>the "manage multiple saves" and "load multiple saves" functionalities have always been an insult to what is considered "production ready"
>there needs to be a control scheme for selecting the toolbar in flight and in the VAB
>Tweakables require right click
>Staging requires a control scheme too
>Oh and resource menu
>And braking, gears and docking mode toggle button
>And all of docking mode
>And RCS, and the stock SmartASS
>Collecting science will be a pathetic charade
>The shitty gears will make plens impossible
>The "Place," "Move" and "Rotate" functionalities in the VAB all have 3 axes plus both freemovement and incrementalized movement to be accounted for
>no delta-v
>no twr
>no crash log
>no debug menu
>no support
>no multiplayer
>no refunds for Digital Downloads™
>$59.99
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evens burger
odds chinese
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>>147877970
We told you to fuck off.
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Let's make a separate general for console questions when they start showing up. I nominate /pw64/
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>>147878185
love this post.
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is this the start of a real golden era? Please tell me it is. Whisper lies to me, MAN. Gently and softly.
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>>147878532
Have release dates been announced?
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>>147879936
This month, apparently. The excitement is palpable.
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>>147879767
its whatever you want it to be, anon.
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>>147879936
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>page 10
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a
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what is videogame culture anyway?
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>>147885398
Whatever Kotaku decides it should be
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>>147885398
a bigger meme than "african culture"
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Found where MAN works.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_Entertainment
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fucking page ten
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going to sleep
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>>147892629
Don't wake up.
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>>147881550
This was a good fucking book series. It got kinda fanfiction-y but I still liked the imagining of our far future.
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>>147893672
I'm sure I'm a faggot for this: but what's it from? I always assumed 2001:Space odyssey but recently saw that and it's not there.
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>>147893962
I think it's 2010 or the one after that.
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>>147893962
You should read the books, they're rather good. And yes I believe it's from 2010.
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>>147896170
Ah it's actually from 2061: Odyssey Three.

Fuck, I'm getting chills just thinking about it. I should read those books again.
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>>147885398
stagnant
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last bump before sleeping
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>>147897881
Sweet dreams, anon!
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>>147899014
Fuck off. We don't want you back.
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>>147899710
I don't think you're responding to who you think you are.
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>>147899014
Dude, chill the fuck out. We've agreed that if Yuri is fine to stay as not as she's not posting images anymore and that's what she agreed to.
So lay off.
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i mixed grape juice and rum
3/5 not terrible
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>>147904464
Just do Jaeger bombs like everyone else
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>>147905527
>Not being happy with a simple glass of white wine with dinner.
>Not drinking delicious drinks that taste fruity.
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>>147905621
Then go for a strawberry-flavoured frozen daiquiri
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>>147905816
That sounds really good.

While I can cook great, I'm shit at mixing drinks though.

But the recipe I just looked up for that doesn't look too hard.

Might have to give it a try.
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>>147906112
Yup, it's quite basic.
You can also try fruit-flavoured caipiroska which is also very simple to do and a great summer drink
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>>147906470
Sounds good too.

About how strong are these drinks? As I'm sure most of /kspg/ knows, I'm kinda a lightweight :P
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>>147906654
Not much, they are supposed to be "refreshing" drinks so they are only mildly alcoholic.
Don't be afraid to cut back on the alcohol and add more fruit if you think they might be too strong, the main point of these drinks but is to be very fruity, not to get you shitfaced
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>>147906823
Sounds like my kind of drink then.

I usually buy the Mike's Hard Lemonade in all those flavors, they're usually about 5%/vol. One is enough to get me plenty tipsy.

I think it'll be fun to make my own though.
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>>147906928
Let me know how it turns out.

You can also try Piña Colada, which is even less alcoholic, but more "heavy" because of milk.
Not as refreshing, but definitely more tasty IMO.
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>>147907194
Now, I do like Piña Coladas (And getting caught in the rain) but I haven't had one in prolly three years now.

Now you're making me thirsty.
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>>147907337
Do it faget
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>>147907450
I will. This weekend. Maybe.
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>>147907796
NOW
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>>147908252
But I don't have ingredients. :(

And it's 5am.

And the State of Texas doesn't allow alcohol to be sold after midnight.
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>>147908349
Sorry, forgot you live in an barbaric shithole.
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>>147908349
Oh ok
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>>147908407
Yeah :(
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Bedtime bump.

Love you, /kspg/
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good morning /kspg/
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So i downloaded the latest version, and tried to use a couple mods i remember being alright.

Mainly b9 aerospace, and like, half the fucking parts are missing. And i cant load any of the example b9 planes?

What exactly gives here.
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>>147913007
You know what, i've done this too many times.

I re-download it to see if it's not shit, realise it's shit, make a space plane, have 10 minutes of fun are ruined by the thought of having sunk more hours into trying to get it to work than actually playing it.

Fuck you, ksp.

Never again.
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>>147913007
Have you checked if the mod is updated with the game version you are running?
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>>147913556
I did, i decided im not playing this game anymore.

That was the correct answer to my problem though, so thankyou for your time.
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>>147913628
So I won't even suggest you download KSPI or another good career mode so you find yourself hooked again in this frustration loop
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>>147913720
I sincerely do not wish to be. I'm not even sure how it's possible to have a game that's so fantastically poorly coded.
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>>147913789
Try KSPI or, if you are feeling really brave, go for that behemoth that is SETI
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>>147914829
It needs all the faces poking around the corners, but I don't have any of those. Someone else should put them in.
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>>147914829
>>147915376
Why are we starting a new meme off of something that Yuri said?
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any comment, britcucks ?
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>>147915757
Id prefer to ignore her but dungeon of hatred is a funny one.

To go through a dungeon, you need armor. Book armor
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>>147915757
What's this we shit? And who's Yuri?
I just like the concept.
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>>147915757
Because they hope to screw her.
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>>147915838
>157
That's how many it takes to get the queen out of bed in the morning.
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>>147915923
>believing it's a her
Stop bringing it up.
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>>147915997
Is Yuri a tranny ?
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>>147915923
But anon, she's gay.
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>>147915997
Why don't you confess your love, MAN?
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>>147916156
>starting shit
fuckoff.
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>>147916479
>Denial
Have you tried buying her flowers?
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>>147916640
Fuckoff.
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>>147916919
I hear she likes tulips.:^)
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>>147916640
>>147916919
samefag
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This is pretty ironic at this point. This was live on the sub while they were paying the devs $2400 a year.
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If they're gonna try and bait me then let's go dungeon-style on they ass.
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So you faggots really want to start this shit right now or what?
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God bless the USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-EHwYOfY94
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>>147917625
but i like it senpai
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>>147918618
>landing on aircraft carrier
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>>147904464
I mix 50/50 vodka and orange juice

I'd rate it about a 7, haven't found anything simple and not too fancy easily made from homemade materials yet.
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>almost having fun
>work on different part of constellation, load craft I was enjoying
>corrupted
>game locks up
>all saves corrupted
Worth noting this is stock
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fucking hell 30 degrees celsius outside
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>ywn hang out with Yuri and make mixed drinks and shitpost with the MAN trip together with her and her qt gf
:(
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ded
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>>147924915
srsly
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Can I buy dewormer at the store and just give it to a cat or do I need to carefully regulate it by paying for a bunch of vet visits? 1 yr old, almost definitely has a worm situation going on
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>drop payload, giving it 5 m/s outward velocity
>warp up, watch it continue drifting, warp further up and stop a few moments later,
>it now has a static velocity relative to mine.
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>>147922562
Isn't that the Screwdriver? Or maybe it was rum and o.juice
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>>147927549
You need a vet for the prescription and to be sure it has worms (you probably need to bring a poop sample), then you give the medicine to the cat yourself.
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>>147928473
Already did that. They survived the first round.
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>>147904464

I hate mixing grape juice with anything alcohol related. Tastes like medicine.
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>>147919481

no u
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>>147928769
So what was your question again?
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>>147906086
Seriously?
Shit bait to be honest desu senpai.
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>>147923358
>you will never track down yuri with your best friend MAN
>you will never give her roofies
>you will never hide her in the NY sewers
>you will never pay Trump for a nuclear warhead
>you will never strap yuri to that
>you will never see how she struggles as the thing disconnects from the plane
>you will never pay respects and live with your nigga MAN in your house on Isle of Man.

Also
>Still getting triggered by MANposts
Pathetic, really.
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>>147932538
sounds fun <3
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Im sorry idiots, but you have stumbled into an executioner of hatred, and no matter how much you insist on being a circlejerker, i have flown rockets to hell with hate all my life so i have an armor against happy idiots. Youre inferior non hatred powers do nothign to me, so prepare to fight with bullying or be declared inferiors to me dear sirs.
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>>147933954
No bully please. Thank you.
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>>147934318
Has Frida settled down at all?
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>>147934519
No, she hates us so much that she's refused to eat the food we offer her daily for almost 2 weeks. She stopped biting though, realized it doesn't do anything.
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>>147904464
>Best guess for this image: estacion espacial por dentro
ebin
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>>147934940
link?
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>>147935126
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I have a question. Does the pressure of a fuel have any meaningful impact on its thrust, meaning does having a high/low pressure gradient more efficient than a lower one when it comes to fuel leaving the nozzle?
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how about them resources squad
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Tweakscale has ruined me

sorry for ksp
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>>147915838
TONY BLAIR IS A WAR CRIMINAL
TONY BLAIR MUST FACE WAR CRIMES TRIAL IMMEDIATELY

I don't know if I actually believe it, but it's the last hope there is of punishing him for what he did to this country and to the Labour party. He killed the Labour party, his PFI fetish sold out our future, and his fetish for targets and marketization lead us straight into a trap that stuck social mobility in a rut. Tony Blair is "I can get away with anything so long as the economy is growing thanks to outside forces": The Prime Minister. A Labour man, Thatcher reassured the public they had nothing to fear from him. His supporters - largely careerist scumbags - still think they can repeat his success in 1997 even though the idea he saved the party is a false paradigm because Neil Kinnock did most of the hard work and John Smith had finished the job and was on course to win before he died in 1994. Even if Kinnock had stayed, Black Wednesday had totally discredited the Conservatives. Blair just got the credit for other people's work.

In conclusion.
IMPEACH TONY BLAIR
JAIL TONY BLAIR
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>>147915838
No shit, Sherlock.

Kind of surprised it took this long, but I guess whatever interests that actually run the country have decided that now's the time. Wonder if he can get asylum in Russia?
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>>147915838
that interview was fucking surreal.

one minute he sounds like he's going to burst into tears, then he perks up and starts talking about how great he is, then back to borderline tears.

the man is fucking crazy.
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i made pretty lines

what did you do on this fine saturday, /ssg/?
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>Wake up to tornado sirens going off
>Go back to sleep
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Update on suicidal friend, I "saved" him from the city he was and put him next to my cousin. He will look for a house and a job for him.
He's still on suicide watch, but not 24/7 anymore.
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>>147947860
you're only making him suffer by keeping him here. you're removing his agency for your own selfish comfort because it would hurt you too much to see him go.

he's lying to you about regretting it and having a change of heart, if he's even worked up the will to say that yet. he's just looking for another chance once you get off hs back.
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>>147947370
F
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>>147948185
He never said he regrets, he only said changing the environment is good and he feels better.

He had so much shit piled upand his gf was the last straw. He acknowledges the fact that she's not worth it, getting rid of the city and workplace stresses will do a lot of good. He's fine for now but needs some chaotic environment too. This city is too "calm" for him, it could be something bad too.
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page 10
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>>147954070
check out this sun made of ice
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>>147954186
cool.
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>>147954354
Wow don't know if I've read that one. There's a lot of those space marines books.
Grassy ass amigo!

>select all images with grass
That's it, I'm calling it, google reads posts.
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>>147954965
>Make bot
>teach it to be able to click captcha pictures with a certain amount of green.
>make sure all posts it makes mentions grass.
>not can solve captcha now.
>spam for TRUMP 2016
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>>147954965
You may genuinely enjoy it if you stick with it.
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When Trump inevitably starts a war will nuclear winter cancel out global warming?
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should i order general tso's or szechuan chicken?
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>>147958328
Both
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>>147958473
nevermind just realized it's probably still too early so i'll just be getting nasty chicken from lunchtime
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a
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>>147947035
>/ssg/
either it's a bait
either it's a slip and /ssg/ plays ksp... oh well
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>>147960506
dumb newposter
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>>147934318
I saw Yuriposter at a convenience store in Dallas yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be an asshole and bother her and ask her to stop posting yuri or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “DUNGEON. OF. HATRED.” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen mountain dews in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by hulloing really loudly.
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GUYS

Juno reached Jupiter!
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>>147960506
>either it's a slip and /ssg/ plays ksp... oh well
I actually did :DD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E
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>>147963032
What's that game about? Looks as boring as Kantai Collection.
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>be on PC with friends
>someone sends a webm
>it's a /vg/ link, open it
>a benis
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long leg
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>>147964181
was it at least a nice benis?
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>ywn watch Juice with MAN
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>ywn make MAN your quivering little fuccboi
>ywn hire yuri as his domme to train him
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>>147968852
>yuri
>domme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>147969335
don't make fun of my fantasies fampai
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>>147966410
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1468100549625.webm
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>>147969656
cute benis
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>>147970542
>trap benis
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>>147969656
the alleged benis is 404
is it small?
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>>147970542
:^)

>>147970680
No, that's a twink :^)

>>147970785
https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1468/10/1468100549625.webm
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>>147971602
time to post in wowg :^)
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i fucking hate these new design trends of being as unintuitive as fucking possible unless it's your first time using a device.

(example: google when asking for a phone number only offers a "done" button, fortunately you can click it without adding a number, but there really should be a "done" and "no thanks")

even worse is dropbox trying to make it look like you need an account to download shit.

at least it's not a fuckign android
"Oh, you want to read your texts? sorry download this fucking update in an area with shit signal and speed :^). no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever"
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>>147972313
>"Oh, you want to read your texts? sorry download this fucking update in an area with shit signal and speed :^). no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever"
i haven't updated my gs5 the entire time i've had it
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>>147970861
>>147971602
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>>147972313
>no,, you have to update there's no alternative whatsoever

I think you're confusing Android with Steam and Windows 10.
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>>147972434
>>147973595
i was forced to update hangouts just a few days ago.

every attempt to enter it (and thus respond to any texts) was fucked because i was forced to update it before it would open. it'd display in the background, then pop up a single-option message ("blahblahblah you have to update [okay]") and tapping behind the message still did nothing.

i'm fucking pissed off about that too.

to be fair my phone had been totally offline for nearly a year without updating anything whatsoever, and i'd stupidly enabled data to google something. now i know never to enable data again :^)
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>>147973868
>he uses stock apps
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>>147972302
>>147970861
What about your qt bf, burd?
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>>147973956
i barely use my phone at all. the only reason i have a smartphone is that i thought it'd be novel to emulate PSP games on it before i remembered touch-screen controls fuck that up and wireless controllers suck.

smartphones are one of the worst things mankind ever created
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>sorry, you may only download 20 files a day
For what purpose?
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>>147974195
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/kspg/! what are you playing today?
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Good night kspergers
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For those of you that remember my truck-posting a few days ago: This is what the uncle that gave me the truck calls "new brakes."

I think he's trying to kill me.

This means that I can safely say the friction material on the passenger side brake didn't tear off; there simply was none. So I had metal on metal contact from brake pad lining and rotor that I didn't bother to check because... "New brakes."

He also apparently changed the master cylinder, but the brake fluid that came out of the lines was sewer water.

Old on the right, brand new from RockAuto on the left, obviously.
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>>147979024
That alone validates a full teardown of all major systems for me.
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>>147979512
I've been over most of the rest of the truck in pretty decent detail. It's as you would expect from a nearly 30 year old vehicle, but not much worse. It seems the brakes are really the only thing that, for what the fuck ever reason, got fucked up really badly. That being said, this gave me an excuse to replace the pads on the front and rebuild a caliper, and it's getting 100% new brake fluid hopefully tomorrow, time and weather and rust permitting. This does necessitate a replacement of the rotors at some point in the near future, though. They're going to be a bitch, but whatever.
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>>147978013
i got fed up with KSP and wanted to play something more competently programmed that crashes to desktop less so mechwarrior online
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>>147974038
He's back in the US ;_;

Both of us was REALLY fucking hoping that this was all an illusion. Turns out we were wrong and this is the perfect relationship
>>
>Snek is in a happy relationship.
>Yuri is in a happy relationship.
>Now Burd is in a happy relationship.
Why live?
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>>147985006
Just shitpost anon, apparently that's how you find a qt.
We both own those mugs for example. That shows what kind of relationship we have. We banepost all time. I mean, ALL time.
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>>147985332
[cat lifespan reminder]
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>>147985378
His cat is pretty old too, isn't he?
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>>147986567
>implying you won't get a new cat ass soon as he dies
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>>147987160
>catfucker, despite everything, actually prefers dogs to cats
interesting
>>
>At work today.
>One of the store support guys I often see at night comes into my office.
>He knows that I like and know a lot about space, I once explained wormholes to him.
>Mentioned that he saw a shooting star the other night.
>"Oh hey, that's pretty cool."
>Then asks me if I know what star it was.
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>>147989404
at least he tried anon, even if he doesn't know what he's talking about; he's just trying to be nice
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>>147989797
Oh, it was very cool of him to come talk to me. I even got a chance to explain that it was actually a peice of something like an old rocket part or even a meteor burning up in our upper atmosphere as it disintegrated, which he thought was pretty cool to. :)
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>>147989404
I hope you explained what they are to him, he probably would have found it interesting.
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>>147985585
nice
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>>147984661
Sounds like someone is gonna have to get dual citizenship. Are you coming to burgerland?
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>>147990249
Of course I did! :D

He thought it was pretty cool that something was burning up in our atmosphere and disintegrating.

I always love to teach someone something new about space. :3
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>>147991313
Space is cool.
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>>147991497
Space is fun
>>
whoever posts "squad is fun" now can suck a fat dick
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>>147991675
Devs is fun!
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>>147991738
Plz daddy
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>147992563
this next song goes out to you, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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>SVE comes with a nice skybox
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Post tunes?

https://youtu.be/oa6ACzznTGw
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>>147995558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ul-BghOAs
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>>147995558
Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga0ohgZFVqc
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>>147985585
>Rocket MAN
>mfw imagining MAN with a jetpack and a megaphone talking about the false paradigm
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>>147985585
you used the wrong version of pilotwings do it over
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http://rfcmedia2.streamguys1.com/thirdrock.mp3
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>>147996835
>playing a version without the world's greatest aircraft
>>
ROBOTRUMP 2216
INSTALL FIREWALL
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/kspg/ 2016
Make space C U T E again.
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>>147997619
it has that
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>>147999608
nope

closest to a conventional aircraft you can get without gameshark is the gyrocopter, closest you can get with gameshark is a shorts 360 aliased over the gyrocopter model (i.e. it flies like a gyrocopter)
>>
Supreme Overlord Trump 2516
MAKE AMERICA O B E Y AGAIN.
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will there ever be a strategy game with a competent ai?
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>>148000000
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>>148000505
C U T E!!! <3
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>>147997103
>2016
>Listening to shit music

DUNGEON OF HATRED
>>
sudden, mysterious urge to play mount & blade
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>>148000562
What's always amused me about this style of posting is that while purporting to describe a cute thing, it's the inverse of cute. It's loud and obnoxious.

if this is Yuri, know that this isn't directed at you because C U T E is posted far more widely and almost certainly primarily by men. It's just an observation in general and not an attack on your specifically.
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>>148001613
What exactly is a specifically, and where do I acquire one?
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>>148002024
You know, a specifically.

My specifically, Your specifically, His specifically, Our/Their/It's specifically.

It's first grade, Maxmaps!
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h u l l o
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>>148003246
hullo, fellow executioner. Ready for some bullying?
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ITS UTTER SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPCMmqA0RUE

they forgot to put the release date on the trailer
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>>148004203
>those nonexistent sound effects
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>>148004203
>All these professionally edited lies
>Hyping a piece of shit
>Mentioning the false trichotomy
Holy shit, just kill me RIGHT NOW
>>
>"gameplay" trailer
>stuff edited in

Squad where's that $150 million tho
>>
"Framerates literally doubled last patch with the upgraded Unity engine. Yeah Squad does some good work."
So they did go from 5 to 10 frames per second.
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>>148005129
MTBF also plunged

Congratulations!
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>>148005348
You mean, stock mtbf, which is literally saying something boring is somehow less tedious to deal with. Congrats, I guess.
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>>148005820
For some reason the "easier..." line has always pissed me off.

I think it's because instead of coming across as a "hey kids, you can learn science!" it comes across as "hey retards, it's a game you can still manage at! fuck that gay science shit."
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>>148005820
>fun
triggered
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>>148006057
It's also kind of implying those who dont make mass gorillion part explosion simulators are "playing it wrong"
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>>148006152
*massive
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>>148006067
>>148006152
>>148006258
delete these
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i see catfucker got banned
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>>148007034
why do they still call it "banned" and not "10 second time out" while you toggle airplane mode?
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>>148006289
Get out, Vlad.
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>>148007301
delete this
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>>148007174
>posting from phone
ugh.
it's equally trivial on PC, mind.
>>
late night funposts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCM3clq-_c0
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>>148007698
Holy fuck, Joe.
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>Walk into Gamestop
"What kind of controller you want?"
"J U S T"
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>>148009308
intel inside your holes
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>>148009308
>>148009308
>>
Think I'll give up and go back to 1.05

I bet 1.1.3 is just as unstable as 1.1.2 and I'm not wasting bandwidth to find out.
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good night zombies
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when u forget the tailplane but it's all cool because the plane flies without it
#justidiotthings
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Goodnight, /kspg/ <3
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>>148011874
>2016
>wasting bandwidth
Do you live in a shithole ?
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>>148015358
Yes
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>>147985585
>Advanced flight skills:
>Turns
>>
don't fucking die
>>
Did you know different version number logic conventions can be used to plot the rise and fall of Maxmaps?
>>
Thank god I have my three favourite lists of things right here.

- List of things I don't give a shit about:
>>148023037

- List of things I will be called max for because I didn't reply like the poster wanted:
>>148023037

- List of things I will be accused of being angry for because I didn't reply like the poster wanted
>>148023037


Thanks, I guess it was like two days since I last added something to those lists.
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>>147991101
I don't know... He spent the whole night trying to convince me but I gotta get graduated first.He's 2 years younger although he looks 23, I look 17 which means he also has to quit his education. But after we both get graduated, why not...
Less rapefugees, no "peaceful immigrants", muh second amendment, cheap fuel and cars our 2005 Bora is still worth ~10k$, fug taxes, no religio of peace disguised as oppressed minorities, no literal islamic gommunism...
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>>148023537
Thank you MAN for turning Angry Anon into this neurotic mess.
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>>148023662
Also US is a libertarian heaven while even our nationalists are nogunz. This piece of shit is elected from a town that suffers terrorism and shares border with both Armenia and Iran AND somehow supports full scale firearm ban.
The State armed your villagers so they can defend themselves from all those threats for fucks sake, is there a better argument? And you came from that shithole and somehow managed to be nogunz. Just.. How...
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>>148023662
And you'll get to live in the same country as me
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>>148004203
>those framerates

This is going to get torn to shreds in reviews
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Thank you for being the one place on the internet not obsessed with pokemon go, /kspg/

>>148023989
Yeah but you're considered a degenerate criminal here.
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>>148023989
Blyad! I'm going to move to Crimea! Nyet! Nyet! Nyet!

Also, it's amazing how those Euromaidan and Right Sector "fascists" defend the rights of Crimeans while "friendly" communists just outright opppress them. Fuggin gommies, how do they work?
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>>148024221
Corruption.
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>>148004203
>17th best PC game of all time
I know that should be impressive giving there are like 11 billionth, but it still reads like "You tried so hard, and got so far, but in the END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAAAAAATTER."


Also, all that emphasis on crashing. They really weren't fucking kidding about Billy.

KSP isn't even a good crash simulator. It doesn't have good enough part damage.
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>>148024136
Actually, whether or not I'd be considered a criminal would depend on the state
I'd be considered a degenerate regardless, though
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>>148024317
Don't forget the part where they added sound effects that aren't actually in the game because they fired all of the people capable of actually adding them to the game
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>>148024453
It's impressive they can operate video-editing software to be honest.
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>>148024363
Virginia says its illegal.

>>148024317
It's because they didn't bother to implement mid and endgame mechanis with their 5 years and $150 million in investments, meaning there is nothing to do. It will be the same quiet desperation as the PC version, but with even less control authority.

I'm so excited because I think the game is badly built enough that even with good controls playing on a console will be nervewracking. Instead, there's gonna be a cursor and like 6 modifier buttons and it's all gonna mean that when your lander spontaneously explodes on its approach to duna because the heating system decided to heat a random part behind the heatshield, you're going to have to start your mission from scratch at the KSC after making changes to your rocket, again, USING A FUCKING PS4 CONTROLLER

Release date's July 12 btw. Tuesday. Probably so they can skip a second devnote in a row.
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>>148024560
No, they spent our investments for a PC version on a highend PR company to make trailers for the console bastardization. You can tell this was made my proposal and committee.

God I can't wait until the curtain finally falls and people come to understand how they spent our fucking money
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>>148024686
*by
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>>148023662
Here we fucking go again... Syrians stabbed someone to death because he said "why the hell are you kicking the dog" last night. I need my guns right fucking now. I would go apeshit if I saw a brown ape kicking a street animal.
>>
Will consoles be the death of KSP, or will Billy not know it's shit because it runs at Silky Smooth 10 fps?

(Jokes aside, ~10-15 fps is my personal minimum so it would be playable but just barely, so it's a legitimate figure.)
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>>148011874
>I bet 1.1.3 is just as unstable as 1.1.2 and I'm not wasting bandwidth to find out.

your assessment is basically accurate. they got rid of the crash from deleting parts in VAB but didn't do shit about the crashes from going EVA or activating the next stage or switching to another vessel nearby. also landing gear is still fucked and landing legs still detonates if a kerbal touches it.
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>>148024905
Or is this the moment when Squad got too greedy, spread itself too far, and the entire fucking charade fell apart before our eyes?

spurned senior staff leaving? √
announcements getting more vague? √
adrian and ezequiel taking a direct hand in the day-to-day? √
cm replies with "no hablo ingles"? √
maxmaps showing up in the general again? √
not even a breath about 1.2? √
november 2016 rapidly approach? √
"DEFINITIVE" still only has one definition? √
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>>148024905
the firing of everybody who knew C# from a hole in the ground and their replacement with a bunch of helpless tutorial-fumbling goobers willing to work for $200/month was the death of KSP. it was just a slow enough death that it took a while for people to notice.
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>>148025427
Can an oldfag write up a little brief history of resourcegate?
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>>148024593
I bet you don't even have a console or ever used a recent gamepad on a PC

War thunder for the PS4 is a straight port from PC, meaning you still have a mouse cursor on screen and all and it's not that tedious to use.

It's the same deal with complex games like RTGs, everyone cries because muh hotkeys and muh reaction times, but they still work regardless, despite the genre being obviously PC oriented.
>>
Considering doing something that would take a lot of effort for very little result and require strong organizational skills that I like.
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>>148026542
ok pockrt
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>>148026564
>that I like.
Oh wow.

That I lack.
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>>148026564
Sigh.. what?

>>148026542
I have an xbox 360 controller connected to my computer. Literally impossible to play.

Also

>console versions will probably drop action grouping entirely
>maneuver nodes will be a travesty
>the "manage multiple saves" and "load multiple saves" functionalities have always been an insult to what is considered "production ready"
>there needs to be a control scheme for selecting the toolbar in flight and in the VAB
>Tweakables require right click
>Staging requires a control scheme too
>Oh and resource menu
>And braking, gears and docking mode toggle button
>And all of docking mode
>And RCS, and the stock SmartASS
>Collecting science will be a pathetic charade
>The shitty gears will make plens impossible
>The "Place," "Move" and "Rotate" functionalities in the VAB all have 3 axes plus both freemovement and incrementalized movement to be accounted for
>no delta-v
>no twr
>no crash log
>no debug menu
>no support
>no multiplayer
>no refunds for Digital Downloads™
>$59.99
>>
So, /kspg/

What would you say the key questions about KSP and it's development - particularly historical and where things went wrong - are?

Think in the broadest possible scope. i.e. if you have questions that you know answers to, post them alongside those answers.

I might be going somewhere with this, but if not it'll at least make the thread less ded.
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>>148027495
>console versions will probably drop action grouping entirely
Source?
>maneuver nodes…
Be more explicit? Nodes on PC are terrible already, any node that brings you further from the moons of the planet you are orbiting is a fucking mess where a slight off movement of the mouse of one pixel results in a deltav error measured in the hundreds. Analog input can only be a benefit for how the nodes work.

>the "manage multiple saves" …
What use does this information have, apart from making your list longer?

>there needs to be a control scheme for selecting the toolbar in flight and in the VAB
And your point is?

>Tweakables require right click
Ok, so you are just trying to fill the list, I don't even know how this is an argument

>Staging requires a control scheme too
Are we playing the same game? Because on PC it literally requires one button

>Oh and resource menu
Again, list filler which is not even an argument

>And braking, gears and docking mode toggle button
Which are some of the most used buttons during a flight and they will sure have their place on a gamepad

>And all of docking mode
If you can't come up yourself with an idea of a system that modifies the flying inputs so the craft can translate, then you are not intelligent enough to even comment on how controls should be made on console

>And RCS, and the stock SmartASS
See two points above

>Collecting science will be a pathetic charade
Is it a challenging and fun experience on PC?

>The shitty gears will make plens impossible
List filler, not even console related

>The "Place," "Move" and "Rotate" functionalities in the VAB all have 3 axes plus both freemovement and incrementalized movement to be accounted for
And somehow two sticks and a d-pad can't deal with this marvel of technology that are those functions

>no delta-v
>no twr
List fillers

>no crash log
>no debug menu
Source?

>no support
>nomultiplayer
List fillers
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>>148028287
I'm not doing your homework
>>
>>148028741
I recognize that Anger.

>>148028287
I think they shot their wad too quickly. .15-.18 gave the impression this game was actually going to deliver on its promise. When the marketers realized they could assert authority, incorporate friction into the process, fire the competent devs and pay interns $2400 a year and collect more money due to the extended timeline, things fell apart.

And of course hiring Maxmaps. By inserting this crony into the production process and slowly promoting him to producer, they took a community driven initiative being developed by Harvester and turned it into fraudulent embezzlement of early access investments by Squad.

It comes down to "never trust Mexicans" and "never believe Mexican stereotypes are unfair"
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>>148023825
>mfw I can't stand her face anymore
>>
>considering downloading BDarmory
>in a single player game about orbital mechanics
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>>148029912
actually, nevermind. I think I'll just deglove my erect penis instead.
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>>148029280
>having autism
>>
>>148029912
Never really liked BDarmory desu.

just letting people bolt-on premade sidewinders is pretty gay. I mean I see the appeal but i'm not a fan. if it'd come with a seeker part and let you make your own rockets as the primary emphasis i'd like that.

trying to rig together AAMs in KSP is vaguely fun
>>
>>148030123
>autism
you have precisely one more chance to fuckoff before I repost it.
>>147864121
>>
>>148030194
this might exist, I'm not gonna go look for it, but a military contract pack that has you destroying drones and taking out "buildings" made from wing parts could be fun

if the game were stable and there were any devs left and they hadn't sold us out for 12 more sales on consoles, that is.
>>
>>148030328
TAKE
YOUR
MEDS
>>
>>148030123
>autism
I do not think it means what you think it means.
>>
>>148023662
Don't give up your education, take things slow. It won't work out if neither of you have patience. :^)
>>
>>148031192
STOP
STIGMATIZING
MENTAL
ILLNESS
>>
>>148028670
>No answer

Just as expected
>>
>>148031541
I know how this works. You explode an issue out until it is unrecognizable.

So I can reply to each of those points individually and launch us into a 48 hour argument, or I can wait 48 hours for the "what the fuck is this unrefundable bullshit" posts to start showing up.

I'll wait.
>>
>>148031210
>>148031420
your
meds
take
>>
>>148031759
We get it, you've run out of ideas but need to post something because there's 5 years and $150m worth of defrauded investments sitting over your head currently.

Don't worry that little head of yours though, because by the time we're done with you, the weight of your body and the strength of the chain you will be hanged from for treason will separate said head from said body.
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>>148031731
You decided all those points were legit arguments to describe how console ports will be shit, I offered a counterargument for each of them expecting you to prove me wrong and I even had the decency to quote most of what you wrote so you don't even have to keep switching between posts to understand what i'm talking about.

If you want to use the "it will become unreadable in a few hours" as an excuse to not deal with different opinions, then by all means go ahead.
Of all the excuses you could choose to avoid an argument, you really chose the one with less sense given the place we are in

>Inb4 you drag me into an argument about posting etiquette in an anonymous forum so you can shift attention from all those unanswered points you are still failing to address
>>
>>148031420
Sounds like newMAN's getting a bit angry
>>
god fucking damnit fuck you

>>148028670
Action grouping will require a unique selection wheel just for grouping, annoying af, if they include it at all.

Editing maneuver nodes requires the UI, the local location and the destination of the burn. To plan a burn well you need all three. Lining up all three with sticks will be a sad joke.

Have you ever even used multiple saves functionality? If you have, you'd know it's unusably buggy in the PC version and is going to be even worse on consoles.

Toolbar UI means ANOTHER control scheme to implement and memorize. But it's actually two because there is an inflight toolbar and an editor toolbar, with discrete actions required of it.

You need a separate button for right clicking parts while in flight (there will be some kind of selector that lets you scroll through the parts on your ship but I imagine it wont play well with symmetry or asymmetrical ships

Staging requires click and click and hold and drag, which are discrete options. Again, needed in both flight and editor modes. Another scheme to memorize for your ps4 controller.

Resource menu is ANOTHER UI that will require its own scheme unless its literally "point and click with a reticle" which is hilariously bad implementation for a console game.

All of the modes will require you use a reticle to click a tiny button in the corner of the screen. There wont be hoverstates I'm betting so guessing what these buttons do will be a sad charade

It's not that I can't come up with an idea, it's that it's ANOTHER control scheme on top of the 45 gorillion we already have. RCS and SAS will both require control schemes though I'm guessing oyu will point and click with reticle for smartASS, which will be super fun because when you use that its totally not a make or break last minute situation amirite

Science is bad on PC now but it'll be so much worse when instead of pointing and clicking and spamming, you will have to target and select and spam.

(1/2)
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>>148033423

Plens are the only things that might be fun on consoles, but not if gears continue to suck.

Editor functionalities will require ANOTHER control scheme.

Yeah, they're list fillers because they're essential elements of the game that have been missing for half a decade.

Consoles won't allow a debug menu on a "READY FOR RELEASE!" game.

>no support
>no multiplayer

>list fillers

If all you have is an urge to distract the general from the upcoming bloodbath, everything starts to look like a list filler.

(2/2)
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ded
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>>148033423
>>148033597

>>148031541

>>148034852
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
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>>148035287
Jesus christ give me some time to write

>>148033423
>Action grouping will require…
So instead of saying that you think they will ditch action groups because you can't come up with a solution, you chose to scream WAAA NO ACTION GROUPS as if it was a confirmed news

>Editing maneuver nodes requires the UI, the local location and the destination of the burn…
The destination comes by itself as you tune the node and I don't see how the source can't be more complicated than "click the orbit and slide this orbit-locked cursor to where you want it to be". The added bonus is that the sticks will hopefully be way more precise than that fucking shit of a system we have now.

>Have you ever even used…
I do and I don't see why it would be worse than PC. If a thing is just as bad on PC, then it's not an argument to say the port will be shit because of it.

>Toolbar UI means…
How many things you need to do on the toolbar besides clicking icons? Can't be more complicated than direction+click

>You need a separate button…
Or you can just leave the cursor for that kind of things, the ps4 is especially advantaged for this because of the trackpad. It won't be fantastic, but again there are games out there that still use a cursor and I don't see the fanbase being devastated by it

>Staging requires click…
So again, another direction+click input or a cursor easily solves the problem

>Resource menu is ANOTHER UI that will require its own scheme…
What? How many fucking buttons do you need to navigate the resource ui? It's literally the same system as the staging bar and the toolbar

>All of the modes will require you use a reticle to click a tiny button in the corner of the screen…
Or, you know, a single button to toggle between modes

(1/2)
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>>148035591

>It's not that I can't come up with an idea…
Yes it is, because when you have a controller that can give you control over 6 axis out of the box, then you are just being intentionally obtuse for the sake of bashing on something you think will be shit.
And for the smartass I suppose they will have a fucking dedicated button to scroll between a whopping 8 icons.


>Science is bad on PC now but it'll be so much worse when instead of pointing and clicking and spamming, you will have to target and select and spam.
Which is literally the same thing, except you do it with a gamepad instead of a mouse.

>>148033597

>Plens are the only things that might be fun on consoles, but not if gears continue to suck.
So it's not an argument if it depends on the PC version

>Editor functionalities will require ANOTHER control scheme
For a grand total of two, one for the editor and one for flying

>Yeah, they're list fillers because they're essential elements of the game that have been missing for half a decade.
I'm not saying they aren't, but we are talking about the added disadvantages of console ports and those things depend entirely on the original game on PC so they are completely out of place in your list.

>Consoles won't allow a debug menu on a "READY FOR RELEASE!" game.
Why? There are cheats and useful stuff in there that doesn't depend on debugging

>If all you have is an urge to distract the general from the upcoming bloodbath, everything starts to look like a list filler.
See two points above.

2/2
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>yfw KSP becomes a boon to modders everywhere because it's so full of holes that it's trivial to exploit to get access to the hardware itself
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Any other kOS-users here? Not played KSP in time, decided to reinstall and do a bit of rocket programman.

Currently launches and executes a sort of gravity-turn (pitch is defined as a function of the ratio between desired altitude and current altitude)
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>>148035591
>>148035729
I'm running out and late and will be out for a few hours but there will be a response to this today.
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>>148036481
this is actually a fair point, though the PS4's OS is a lot more complex than previous consoles so I wonder what it would be like hacked
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>>148036525
I usually program the ascent guidance function of MechJeb (you have to set complex shit like the shape of the trajectory and stuff), works pretty well
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>>148038469
Give kOS a go if you want something a bit more 'hardcore'... or at least, a bit rawer. Here's a pastebin of my current work-in-progress. So far it'll get to an apoapsis of 100km, and deploy fairings, antenna and scanner. Need to add circularisation now.

http://pastebin.com/thSzdgMk
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>>148040034
>lock heading to 90 degrees
>100km equatorial orbit
>scanner

Ayy lmao
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>>148040913
First program I've written for kOS. Figure an equatorial orbit will be simply enough. I shoved a scanner in there as a bit of fun.
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>>148041569
Couldn't you just change it to a heading of 360 degrees so it roughly cancels out the rotation of the planet for a polar orbit?
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>>148041758
It'd probably be 0 degrees but yes I don't see why not. The rocket's not got enough dV to even get in to a 90-degree orbit yet though... baby steps
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>>148040034
what's the practical differences between mechjeb and kos?
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>>148043320
mechjeb = push button, land on mun
kOS = code moon landing program yourself and watch automated craft fly it. bad code = ded probe.
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>>148043320
I don't know anything about the programmability of mechjeb. kOS is a full programming language, REPL and environment for automating shit in KSP. Here's their docs:

https://ksp-kos.github.io/KOS/
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>>148042620
But going slightly east of 0 would cancel out the rotational velocity you get from the rotation of the planet
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>>148031759
>>148031192
You should stop, you're doing no good.
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>>148048667
do you need to take your meds too?
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>>148050843
le meds xdxdxdddxxdddxd
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>>148052897
ekat
ruoy
sdem
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>>148054120
dxdddxxdddxdxdx sdem el
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*sips coffee*
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>>148054993
*sips cat dick*
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I Dungeon of Hatred.
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Wow I just spent three hours trapped in hell
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Ugh.

I feel sick today, /kspg/ :(
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>>148057547
ok Yuri
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>>148057547
pregnant?
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>>148057547
What's the matter?

>>148057897
Don't be rude.
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>>148058048
>implying ovaries
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>>148058273
D U N G E O N / O F / H A T R E D
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>>148058048
Fuck, I hope not. That would raise more questions than answers.

>>148058273
Stomach hurts, nausea, pounding headache. I feel dehydrated too but have been drinking water since I woke up.

>>148058412
Rude.
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>>148058679
maybe you need some peanut butter :)
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>>148058829
Making a bagel with peanut butter right now. :3
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>>148058679
>>148058412
I have to say as much as I like Yuri dungeon of hatred is a tip top meme
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>>148059591
....
I'm flattered
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>>148059787
Take care of yourself, fellow bully executioner.
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i am a bully AMA
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>>148059936
How's life in your dungeon of hatred?
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>>148060008
pretty fucking boring, i went for a bike ride even though it's 90 degrees out and stagnant because i was so bored.
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>>148059936
do you believe in a true paradigm?
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>>148060220
no, i'd greatly prefer never to be reminded again that squad exists
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>>148059872
I'll try my bestest.

Unfortunately I still have to do things today :/
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I wonder if Yuri does
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>>148060526
Do you have to be at your dungeon of slavism?
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>>148060816
unf
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>>148064604
You should feed frida to it
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>>148036481
>yfw this is actually squad's secret strategy to make ps4 copies sell
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>>148065207
>yfw the machines are cracked and used to unlock the secret to solving cancer
>yfw Max notices the billies aren't finding the holes so he points them out in an epic blogpost longer and more technical than b9's godblogs that gets him thrown in court but the people of the world unite to demand his pardon
>yfw moot and notch break through the wall, a golden carpet following behind them
>yfw maxmaps ascends to his true state of godhood, breathing fire and seeing all, he bestows the meaning of life upon humanity
>humans, renamed Maxmapians, realize their true potential and conquer the universe
*maxmaps wakes up alone in his little shitbox apartment, the kerbal plushie he uses as a kumrag staring him in the face*
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>>148065001
I should. I think they're mostly herbivorous though.

young version is smaller than frida
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>>148068179
MAF

majestic af
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>tfw after today I would very much like some meds to take
pls dr what do you prescribe
>>
>>148068824
>Orion meme

Get some Lasik desu, so you can tell what a good concept looks like
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>>148069319
I agree its a shit concept but not because its orion
>>
Consoles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rikTiT2OwqQ
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had a scary premonition
>squad refuses to announce sales of console versions
>claim they aren't doing well
>actually tricking lots of people into wasting their money on a non-refundable download
>say they can't justify development of so many platforms how can you even predict that in advance, really? Getting all spread out like that.
>fire the rest of the devs
>continue collecting money on scam without adding to it
>just like the past 4 years
>>
>>148031330
That's the plan :^)
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>>148076070
>:^)
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>>148078029
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post yfw it's 2016 and Squad still hasn't solved this issue

why not take the new development style of using invisible struts to force the "game" to do something?
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>>148076070
how was the benis?
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>>148079396
Classified information :^)
>>
sleepy page 8 bump
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>>148080968
beautiful and pure or mutilated?
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>>148081316
Classified information :^(
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>>148081586
Just say it was small as fuck, didn't even get to your prosthate even if he thrusted with all his might.
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>>148081775
Why am I the bottom now?
>>
Did anything interesting happen in the last three days while I was gone?
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>>148083073
Everyone on kspg is a bottom.
>>
>ywn upgrade metallurgy to increase heat resistance
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>>148083305
I'm not a bottom
Or a little spoon
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>>148083305
Is yuri a bottom?
We already know snek is.
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>>148083305
Well...
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>>147923286
haha newfag it was 36 degrees here yesterday :^)
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>>148084280
dumb ausposters
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>>148078927
>this issue
what, you mean how you can't branch a vehicle's structure out and then de-branch it back together again? i mean yeah that was annoying back in the day when KSP was a basically correctly functioning piece of software but it doesn't even crack the top hundred things wrong with 1.1.3.
>>
>>148084280
>4 days of 35+ with Humidity
>drops down to 8 degrees the next day
>spend day wrapped in blanket
>>
RED TEN
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>>148083073
Bitch don't be acting like you ain't.
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>>148091585
dat
boooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
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>>148091585
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/4oja33/pro_divorce/

This is art.
>>
>>148083718
That's lewd!
>>
>>148083295
So nothing?
>>
>>148092694
Of course nothing interesting happens; we've been dead for years.
>>
>>148092669
Well? Is she?My fantasies demand to know.
>>
>>148092694
I posted something I thought was neat but I dont feel like battling with the Angries
>>
>>148093286
Take your meds.
>>
>>148093384
You're the worst poster in this general.
>>
>>148093445
I'm the only poster in this general besides catfucker.
>>
>>148093003
I'll allow you the use of your imagination. :P

I have a feeling I may regret that though.
>>
>>148093529
Someone get this hothead out of his high horse.

>>148093754
Someone get this lesbian to the bonfire.
>>
>>148094690
Take your meds.
>>
>>148094690
Bonfire? I like bonfires.

Will there be s'mores?
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>>148093529
Do you see how you're disouraging people from speaking honestly, with no filter, no concern, no hesitation? Not worrying about bullshit, politics, drama or intimidation?

THAT which you deny us is what one might would define as "good" posting.

Having an anon who many called Angry constantly intimidate, disrupt, fracture and shit up the general with low effort memes >being this mad about low effort memes and the constant and unending references to autism lead to circumstances that forced people to be incredibly defensive just to express an opinion here.

The point of /kspg 2016/ was to break up that deadlock and reopen the general to free and arbitrary discussion again.

What wasn't expected was the level of subterfuge and resistance we encountered from multiple layers of Squad, the KSP community, misled billies of the forums defense force and [R E D A C T E D] that would unite against this notion that anyone should be able to say whatever they want here.

It’s fair to say that despite the early year massacres/bloodbaths and the endless avatarflooding and the subject filter and the forums defense force and Maxmaps popping up again magically, we have found a deeper, more diverse and somehow unified voice than ever before. It would be shameful to claim credit for it, because the point was never to do it myself, just to open a window that had been previously been thoroughly sealed shut. A window through which /kspg/ could shine a beam of light onto the insipid rotting carcass of KSP's codebase and future potential.

We're far from through it, hell, there's still 5 months left in 2016, but more importantly, we've begun to wake up from a long and painful slumber, and that's all that was ever desired for /kspg/.

:^)
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>>148094991
*might define as
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>>148094991
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>>148095119
>>
Reminder to love each other!
>>
Why are you guys so obsessed with knowing who is the bottom?
>>
>>148095771
are YOU the bottom?
>>
>>148094796
LE MEDSSS XDDDXXXDDDXDXD
HAHAHAHAAH MEDS! HAHAHAHA MEDS = SUPPOSITORY = ANUS = POOPIES!!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

le
meds

LE
MEDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAUUU
>>
>>148095909
only someone that literally needs to take their meds would post this desu
>>
What should I work on tonight?

Evens: Power plant and ME network.
Odds: Killing spree to farm reputation.
Zero: Play something else.
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>>148095990
No anon, this is the DUNGEON
OF
HATRED
You should know your place, BOY NEXT DOOR.

>>148096348
What are you talking about.
>>
>>148096428
Building a power plant and ME network.

What are YOU talking about?

Also: Love each other.
>>
>>148096571
Fuck off with your love each other bullshit, mistress.
What game are you playing?
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>>148095771
Bottoming is fun
>>
>>148096981
yes but still
>>
Evens: Start off with nice, reliable steam power.
Odds: Expand wind farm and maybe see if I can find a nice place for a dam for hydroelectric.
Zero: Go motherfugging nuclear #yolo. Still don't have the means to extract more uranium for fuel at this point though :/

>>148096801
That wasn't very loving.
>>
>>148097183
And you're still thinking this is a hugbox.
It's all in your mind, and you're probably the only one taking this shit seriously.
>>>/r/eddit
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>>148096801
What memes are yours you Angry individual?
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I wonder what it's like being angry 100% of the time
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>>148097542
those are some pretty weeds
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>>148097436
>>148097542
Oh look, I was wrong. There are more people taking this angry thing seriously.

$ D U N G E O N $ O F $ H A T R E D $
>>
Eh, logistics of the Dam would be a nightmare based off of my current location and a wind farm will eat way too much valuable space.

Steam power will require a lot of iron to get started but can be fairly easily upgraded to a reactor. That's my best bet.

>>148097292
Don't be rude, anon.

Loving each other forever is healthy for you.

>>148097542
Hullo plop.
>>
>>148097976
Not when it's a lie. Don't say lies, stop lying for fuck's sake.
Also it's like when your mommy wants you to eat your vegetables by force, why are you forcing things?
Also MAN did nothing wrong.
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>>148097696
You post like a child.
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>>148098243
Thanks, I'm very flattered.
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>>148097598
I dont think they're weeds

>>148097976
Hullo
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>>148098381
I also agree with >>148098203

MAN did nothing wrong. Please go back to lurking, Dragon.
>>
L O V E
THROUGH THE POOPIES HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GET IT??!?!?
>>
>>148098582
Dragon, this is /kspg/ asking you to stop.
>>
>>148098909
Oh, you'd like to DO a dragon's CLOACA?!?!?
HAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH NAGHTY BOY
>>
Theres 5 other people at the park right now walking around playing pokemon.

It's 10:30 pm.
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So Dragon really is another one of maxmaps' "personalities" he uses to disrupt the conversation at /kspg/ along with Yuri.

Good to know.
>>
>>148099610
Have you considered taking your meds?
>>
If squad does a livestream for the console releases of course they wont we should swat them.
>>
>>148099610
There's no conversation right now. It's just Yuri talking to herself and hulloing cloc.

HHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH EMBEZZLEMENT, BARADIGM, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH DID YOU MEAN POOOPIES AND ANAL BEADS?

>>148099687
Spotted the pharma shill.
>>
>>148099687
>>148099757
Prove to me the two of you have different memes.
>>
>>148099858
Take your meds.
>>
>>148099908
>>148095267
>>
>>148099858
Well, I'm not against you, just memeing and having a laff.

>>148099908
Come on, just say you work for a pharma, kike.
>>
>>148099994
What does it matter if I work in pharma?
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>>148099994
No one's laughing. You are not one of us. You add nothing of value. Your posts are a cancer on this general.

Does this make you feel guilt? Or pride?
>>
>>148100150
I don't think you add something of value either, none of us do, that's why we're one of the worst generals. Just accept it, you embezzlement meme.
>>
>>148100327
>that's why we're one of the worst generals
No, no one who posts here regularly feels that way about this place, or we wouldn't post here.

We actually rather like it here. So if you think it is a shithole for you to unload into, well then I think I can legitimately use the word "we" to say that the general consensus here at /kspg/ is that we believe your posts are cancer and we are asking you to leave.
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C U T E
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>>148100614
more
GIVE ME MORE
MORE I SAID, DAMMIT DO IT.
You still add nothing of value though.
>>
>>148100793
Who's meme do you think you're using right now, champ?
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>>148100857
You tell me, what are your memes, mememan?
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>>148099757
Don't mind me. Just making the awesome discovery that the excavation spell on my MOTHERFUGGING WAND can mine those harder materials without needing to alloy any other materials!

I can get the fugging uranium now! Whooo!! Magic!!

Still going to start with steam though, but now I can stockpile nuclear fuel for when I need to upgrade.
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>>148100779
>12%
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>>148100960
You just used two MAN memes in a row Dragmaps.
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>>148101031
those were better times
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>>148101137
Wasn't that when they introduced editor rotation and placement and root tools?

If so, the seeds of today's tragedy were being planted even then.
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>>148101268
i don't even know, ksp has completely left my mind. it feels good.
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>>148101128
So I was near my office, and well, the secretary has a motherfucking ass that's like directly sculpted by the gods themselves. I told her to come to my office and she just nod, I couldn't contain myself and she couldn't either. I just told her to kneel and I came like 70 times in under 5 minutes, man, like you wouldn't believe that shit.
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>>147882139
>replying to 1 year and 266 day old posts
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>>148101031
Don't bully me please, I'm charging my phone right now
>>
>>148101372
HEY, focus.

The topic is you being a burdensome and disappointing postslut who appears to be intentionally disturbing this general either due to a misguided desire for attention, or to otherwise discourage conversation meant to focus on growing KSP into its greatest possible iteration.

I sincerely hope it is the former, but as your dogged consistency over the past months have demonstrated, it appears you are here for the purpose of subterfuge.

>>148101390
Aaaaand it switches personalities. Go to bed Max.
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>>148101696
>The topic is you being a burdensome and disappointing postslut who appears to be intentionally disturbing this general either due to a misguided desire for attention,
wait are we talking about MAN or Max?
>>
Why does kerbal in the OP cause the thread to autosage?
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>>148101696
But I just started to "disrupt conversations" even though there isn't any aside from this. Also that post was another meme of yours, you constant lying about your sex experiences is funny and I thought I could remind you of one, even though the only thing you said that time was that you cummed over a lot of times in just under 5 minutes.

I'm loving this conversation, MAN, thanks.
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>>148101954
man spammed too many threads and pissed the mods off
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>>148101798
We're talking about you. And I'm MAN.

>>148101954
Because of this guy
>>148101798
But he'll try to blame me.
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>>148102016
>MAN's fault. Got it.
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>>148102006
>he thinks I was lying
Alright, since we are dealing with a jealous child, I'm heading to bed.

Enjoy the boogeyMAN propaganda. Keep in mind they're the only interest group that has eschewed Blanket Amnesty, and it's because they have no interest in health and peace for the general.

And keep in mind pic attached. Antimanners were spamming 8+ threads every day, which is what brought the filter.

They are trying to kill /kspg/.
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>>148102451
>MAN posts all these
>gets called out when he causes mod backlash
>I- I- I DIDN'T MAKE T-THESE! IT WAS MAXMAPS!
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>>148102602
MAN loves this general and protects it from cancer like you.
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>>148102690
>speaking in the third person again
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>tfw /kspg/ isn't loving each other as ordered by Galactic Law.
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>>148102451
But why do you take it the wrong way, I was just trying to joke with you.
You're just like yuri, you both cannot get laughed at because you immediately get all defensive.
Thanks for nothing, faggot.

>>148102797
Fuck off.
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>>148102743
>ywn be a good looking American MAN drowning in pussy and getting evil Mexicans hung for treason
I can understand why you're Angry.
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>>148102948
>ywn watch MAN get assraped by yuri wearing a strap-on.
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>>148103035
>yuri
>top
>ever
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>ywn make satch wear nothing but a collar, kneesocks, and a tail buttplug while you take her for a walk during a moscow winter
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>>148102865
I can take a good-natured joke at my expense.

>>148103035
Delete this.
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>>148103137
>I can take a good-natured joke at my expense.
But can you take your meds?
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>>148103137
No, you can't.
*shuts hand in front of your face*
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I was trying to figure out why /kspg/ has been so nice lately, then it occurred to me.

No cat dick.

>>148103137
You're not me though. He was replying to me.

>>148103229
Misidentification.
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>>148103229
I'm Yuri
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>>148103281
Sorry, can YOU take your meds?
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>>148102602
>claims man posted all of them
>the only thread using an image man commonly uses is the one with the most posts

Thats weird, from here it looks almost like someone with an agenda is trying to change the narrative that man made all the threads that led to autosaging. It's almost like man....only posted one thread? Something smells angry in here.
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>>148103342
>guys maxmaps spams threads and is literally trying to kill /kspg/, i'm serious and definitely not just being a contrarian like i always am
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>>148103342
Don't forget about the popular first thread 404ing leaving only the shitty ignored thread to post in.

And both 404ing and the new Angry thread showing up 12 seconds after the 404.

>>148103489
Yes. Look at the timing. Consoles drop in less than 24 hours. Every major increase in aggression has precipitated a major Squad announcement.

He's still working the gears. He was here yesterday ffs.
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>>148103342
Everytime you post something concerning MAN or politics, you make yourself look worse. You don't know shit, yet you spout stupid as fuck opinions.
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Fuck this I'm going to my village

See you later kspg
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>>148103704
How much Anger can one Anon contain?
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>>148103906
NO bully please :^)
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>>148103905
post village?
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>>148103704
Pretty sure the thread with 61 posts and a man image, and 5 others with barely half that combined doesn't constitute an opinion.

However, you seem to be angry. Can I suggest a walk in the park? Go look at the stars anon.
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>>148104028
Just to make the suffocating hypocrisy obvious, does the post I'm replying to count as "bullying"?
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>>148104293
snek i already said i think you're a contrarian, but why and when did you end up this way? you used to be pretty chill. now you're as much of a loud aggressive partisan as everyone else here.
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>>148104293
No, because you're still spouting nonsense without knowing what was going on. I think you should stop making yourself look like a fool, go out or go be the bottom, just stop trying to have an opinion on that.
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>>148104367
Depends on who you are and why are you still replying.
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>>148104203
Will do when I come back
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>>148104530
It's pretty easy to see that there is only one manthread and 5 other threads. :^)
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>>148104742
Just... stop, please.
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>>148104850
he's a product of the times, it can't stop
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>ywn take snek to iran and get him stoned for faggotry
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>>148104850
Why?
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>>148104964
>ywn be saddam
>ywn make a mustard gas cloud over tehran for a week straight
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>>148105009
reported to khomaymay, enjoy you're bane
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>>148104983
You're still making a fool of yourself, and your only """"Theory"""" is that
>from here it looks almost like someone with an agenda is trying to change the narrative that man made all the threads that led to autosaging.
You didn't ever bother asking why did that happen, you just jumped to conclusions because it's easier for you.

So much for a shillary.
>>
Also
>Antimanners were spamming 8+ threads every day, which is what brought the filter.
Who's the one trying to change the narrative now? Gee.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LE FAX BARADIM
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>>148105105
>>148105435
How can someone be so Angry?
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>>148105549
Please, do not be rude.
Don't bully :^)
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>>148105549
No bully :^)
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Stop fighting and build a comfy dock and warehouse.

What should I make the roof out of?
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Reminder an angry anon posted about going to the mods irc to 'do something about man'
Reminder we were autosaged with two weeks of that post.

The false paradigm of ksp is no longer the issue, it's the false paradigm of kspg, being pushed by Angry Anon that we must be wary of.
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>>148105759
that was catfucker, but it seems like he's fucked off for now.
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>>148105831
No, that was somebody pretending to be Yuri blaming her and Catfucker.
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>>148105980
allegedly but this isn't the first time catfucker's started reporting posts
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>>148105759
He thinks he can samefag his propaganda into precedent. Ignore him, focus on KSP being the pile of shit it is.

We all know The Truth about who was making the threads.
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>>148105759
>Reminder an angry anon posted about going to the mods irc to 'do something about man
Reminder that was revealed to be entirely fake and possibly a false flag by our resident Squad shill
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Reminder MAN was the only one constantly saying stuff about mod irc and what not.
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>>148106043
Post a single instance of this occurring. You can't, because it didn't happen, because MAN has always been a defender of shitposting.
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>>148106127
>MAN has always been a defender of shitposting.
as long as it's pro-MAN
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>>148106172
How far up your ass is MAN's dick, exactly?
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>>148106256
No bully :^)
>>
Is man here? can he tell me what happened to blanket amnesty?
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>>148106127
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/145521684/#145702548
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/146250589/#146410507
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/145561178/#145571354
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/145474721/#145475215

And those were all before the post claiming something about going there got the green light.
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>>148106364
Do you wish to be forgiven for your sins, anon? Confess and you shall receive Amnesty.
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>>148106436
get fucking destroyed man
>>
Is it healthy for someone to be this paranoid about a fucking video game?
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>>148106557
god no, i'm still not sure whether it's trolling even after 2 years of evidence that it's completely serious. i stopped playing ksp years ago so hearing about it is just so exhausting.
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>>148106436
Oh you weren't accusing of going there, you were accusing of generating the idea spontaneously.

Pretty sure one of Catfucker's flockmod screencaps has him talking about going, but more importantly we all remember

>>148106026

Catfucker is just trying to change the history of /kspg/, but we all know it was his actions that have brought us to this point. How could they not have? What did he expect to happen?

His big mistake was trying to use his powers in flockmod to regulate culture into what he preferred. It corrupted him. Now he's ruined his name so bad can barely even post his cat rape.
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>>148105668
that's a cute building.
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>>148106557
It's healthy for a well-paid false-flagging shill
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>>148068824
RITALIN
I
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A
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>>148106738
Well, you did those posts and now are pretending it was someone else.
Wouldn't be rare from someone who always tries to change facts for his own good.
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>>148106825
You would know :^)
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>>148106864
>Oh you weren't accusing of going there, you were accusing of generating the idea spontaneously.
Catfucker you talked about using the R button and trying to contact them for months, shall I take a field trip to the archives too?
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>>148106764
Thank you. <3
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>>148104293
>and 5 others with barely half that combined doesn't constitute an opinion.
Considering that the Yugoslav Space Program one eventually became the proper thread and i believe reached the bump limit...
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>>148106996
Oh, I did handjob one of my cats, if you're referring to that.
Do it, seems like you got rekt anyway.
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>>148106445
Actually I'm wondering what happened to it
Also sometimes I pretend to be a billy
>>
It's actually fucking hilarious how wrong everyone is on the cause of there being like 10 threads.
Like goddamn, it feels good to be a secret squirrel knowing things like that, which the general doesn't.

This must be how Max feels when he jacks off here.
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>>148106996
even if he did I and many others in this general would be completely open to the proposition for the removal of your existence

>>148107150
this honestly
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>>148106825
>Anyone from SQUAD
>Well paid.
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>>148107123
Only because all the rest were deleted.

>>148107282
Being the guy at the center of all this attention and knowing that I've got my finger on a real sensitive spot for someone is pretty fun too.

>>148107316
If only you knew of the thousands of anons who have died for your right to shitpost. Youth is wasted on the young.
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>>148107282
>Feeling special
>When like 4 or 5 people know what happened
Come on.
I also think I feel it too.

>>148107412
I feel like this is all a joke to be honest.
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>>148107501
Embrace True Paradigm.
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>>148107501
>When like 4 or 5 people know what happened
The fact that none of us has broken the secret makes it even better.
>>
>>148107545
Well, anyway.
DUNGEON
OF
HATRED
[loud slavic death metal intensifies]
>>
The Truth is:
Space is fun
Squad is fun
Kerbal is fun
>>
kerbalisfun needs to get raped with a pitchfork
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>>148107552
No one cares about your pathetic circlejerk
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>>148107843
You fucked it up anon. It's:
Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
>>
When will it end? You'll hear something familiar :^)
motherless/F01F422
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>>148108283
Stop inviting the custodial staff please.
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>>148108448
Don't mind me, I was in orbit
>>
Spacex meme launch next week with meme landing at Cape Canaveral.
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>>148107552
Don't speak for me, what you fags did was beyond the pale and I won't be associated with it.
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>>148109143
You weren't complaining at the time and it was ultimately of no consequence.

Suddenly the courage of your convictions returns when you're anonymous!
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>>148109201
No, you just weren't listening. Don't associate me with your imbecilic crusade.
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>>148109447
It wasn't a crusade and you said nothing.

You either said nothing, or refused to involve yourself but failed to object.
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C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y
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>>148110624
you best be playing TFC
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>>148110724
Right now I'm playing Blightfall.
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>>148037125
I'm still waiting
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>>148110624
>texture pack
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>>148112249
>Thinking this looks okay.
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>>148112482
Use mod blocks :^)
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>>148112249
>>148112482
>And this doesn't.
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>>148112527
>2016
>Thinking people still play without mods.
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>>148113027
not him, i thought everyone realized minecraft was unceasing tedium and gave up.
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>>148113081
It's fun! <3
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>>148110624
>>148112482
>>148112575
>>148113027
>>148113127
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>>148113127
i'd say autism but i suspect i have autism and i don't think it's fun at all.

then again i am a rudderless ship pissing away it's life (since when were ships alive?) so that i wouldn't be able to find a way to occupy myself in minecraft is hardly surprising.

i honestly have more fun with KSP, but nowadays i just make planes, check they fly, then close KSP.
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Goodnight kspg!

>>148113127
I played it for a little bit but realized it was such a huge time investment to get the cool shit that I lost interest
>>
Why the fuck does this game crash every ten minutes during rocket assembly?
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>>148113189
I just find it comfy. And I like to build stuff.

>>148113213
Sweet dreams.

But some of that stuff is really cool!
>>
Why can everyone else make Mk3 part planes that actually fly, but I can't?

It's not that I don't understand plane design, they're just almost always too heavy even with fuckhuge airliner wings.

>>148113287
Code that would make ENTERPRISE QUALITY Visual Basic look like Fast inverse square root.
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is scott manley what happens when an intellectual adult is also a billy?

or are the similarities due to billies watching scott manley?
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>>148114385
most likely the first case
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Alright, I'm off to bed.

Goodnight my lovelies. <3
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>>148115179
Goodnight Yuri.
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ded as fug
>>
still ded as fug
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fuck KSP

and why the fuck can't i set hyperedit to auto-warp my shit to the ocean? it explodes on contact with the fucking runway jesus christ
>>
why do people hate scott manley?

not shilling, legitimately curious
does he shill for squad or something? does he just not actually know what he's talking about? is he a secret asshole IRL?
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>>148128487
He shills for the mexicans, and any guy who can actually talk down to a fucking astronaut is probably a secret asshole irl, without much of the secret part.
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>>148128720
t. billy
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>>148109536
So if I happened to be around in the flockmod when you were having your tantrums over MAN does that mean I'm in your shitty little group?

Unsubscribe.
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>>148128487
I don't hate him.

He could be more cynical to KSP in general instead of always cheery seeming, and his accent isn't any remotely Scottish one I've ever heard, but really I don't think anyone hates him. He's just a meme here for having a memorable greeting, catchphrase, and distinct appearance.

>>148128935
That you think it was a tantrum over MAN makes me think you weren't there, but no.

If you were there and you were silent, only to come out now and say "Oh, that was bad. You guys were being bad" under a veil of anonymity then you're a coward who should have spoken up at the time.
>>
Meanwhile at Squad headquarters...
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>>148130102
That's exactly what it was, a tantrum. No one is backing you up, bruh. I was just there for the epic butthurt, and boy do you have a lot of butthurt.

Seriously though, don't include me in your group.
>>
http://poal.me/fdp9nf
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I managed to get everything put together, refurb caliper is on the front with all new seals and cleaned up and new pads and a new bleeder valve and other assorted hardware. Now I just need to bleed the brakes.

Except that the right rear bleeder screw looks like this. I tried to turn it after soaking it in penetrant, heating it, cooling it, throwing more penetrant, tapping it, banging it, heating it, crying, and then giving up to come shitpost.

As a last-ditch effort, I'm going to file it until it's vaguely square/straight, let it soak in more penetrant for a day or so, and then try to wrap my vice grips around it and turn it. If that fails, drill it out and hope not to destroy anything else. If I destroy something else, buy a new wheel cylinder for this side. fug.
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>
New buoyancy physics fucking suck desu.

Other than enabling submarines, they make seaplanes less intuitive than they once were (want a seaplane? stick air intakes on the bottom.) introducing the wonderful (read: shit) system of planes that can land on the sea phone, but will never build up the speed needed to take off again.
>>
>>148131324
why was it so cloudy in 1975?
>>
>>148132860
PCBs
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>>148131324
All shitposting aside, why DO these all look different? Are they illustrations, not photos?
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>>148133765
Different tech, different weather, different camera angles.

Are you also the guy who wants to know how to build with Mk3 parts?
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>>148133765
Completely unscientific guess for an obvious answer: Angle and time. Possibly also weird camera settings stuff photographers know.

i.e. "How big is America?", well that depends on whether you're taking the photo from an equatorial orbit looking up at it (smaller), or from a polar orbit passing right over it. (bigger)

Land colour is also obviously highly dependant on timing and weather (i.e. winter vs summer) and I assume that has some influence on the oceans too.

>>148134596
That's me.
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>>148134596
nah, i don't even have ksp installed right now

although i never could build with the old mk3 shit
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>>148131229
Jeez that looks nasty
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>>148135182
Yeah. It's shitty. Most of the gooey nasty looking shit around the bleeder is actually days and days of penetrant and other shit I've been throwing at the thing to try to get it loose. I'm at the point now where it's like 50/50 odds of me having to replace the entire wheel cylinder, or actually managing to get a good grip on it and turning it out like God intended. Not doing that until it's cooler out, though. Fuck this heat.
>>
>>148133765

NASA doctors up just about every image they produce. Mainly because they have to stitch together a bunch of images for whatever reason. I think the most "pure" image is that one taken in 1975. To me the 2007,1997, 2013,and 2002 images look the most fake, probably because of whatever image filters they were put through.

Also the earth looks different depending on wtfever life feels like doing at that time. The color of the oceans occasionally change from large microorganism activity, and there is also the effect of seasons.
>>
>look at screenshots of 0.90 after being in a good and productive mood for a few days
>depression returns almost immediately as i remember how i still had vague hopes and how i was having fun and creating projects (that i'd never finish) whereas now i don't even create them
hahahahaha
>>
>>148135581
Before you file it to the point it becomes to small, try jamming a socket slightly smaller than the bleeder and try loosening it like that.
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>>148135771
That's also an idea. I might have to wind up hammering the socket on, and I think the metal is really a little too soft to support the socket without just messing it up more. I'll see if I have a socket that's about the right size, though.

I also need to put an acetone + ATF homebrew penetrant on there and see if that helps any. Maybe it will. Idk.
>>
MaxMAN adds meds
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>>148136376
fuckoff cancer
>>
>>148136865
you sure seem angry, anon
>>
>>148134743
>>148134718
I fucking hate KSP but if you wnt to build fatter spacedicks use the KJR mod

>consoles cant use mk3 parts
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>>148136968
listen tryhard Angry Anon, as an American, if you want your false dihedral you should take your pills and admit you hate space as much as you want to kill all whites.

Why is this anon allowed to exist? He has admitted he has mental diseases in the past. He can't even loosen the shitposters grip on this general with thousands of spammed pictures of droptank crafts. He can on hurr durr like the tryhard he is.
>>
>>148135751

The game is a better game than it was in the past, it is just our disappointment with squad that killed our fun.
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>>148137445
It's highly debatable now that it's better than it was in the past thanks to all the fucking crashing.
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>>148137445
Uh.... the "game" still destabilizes in the midgame and has a prohibitive approach to endgame.

They did not complete it. They did not make it stable. They wasted our time, our investments, and our optimism and hope.

There has been no meaningful improvement. The lies were the only thing being actively developed.

Consoles are going to crash and burn and Squad is going to have to come back to us with their tail in between their legs.

We should be planning how to utilize that leverage to effect meaningful change. Or pressuring them to just fucking give up already tbqh
>>
/kspg/ 2016 is strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c59gwIv-alU
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>>148130336
Let's take note first, who are you again?

>>148130102
Right, who are you?
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>>148037125
Still here
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>>148138827
>asking which memes
The doctor mentioned you should take your suppositories anon

>>148139409
Oh yes, of course, he can see you in a few minutes. Can you just have a seat over there and fill out these forms?
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>>148139808
You confused your order again, that's supposed to be you. I think you're forgetting your schizo meds too.
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>>148138827
I'm Spartacus.
>>
If I were to play Minecraft, I'd play pre beta releases. Those are true comfy.
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>>148137575
>>148137808

The hasn't really subtracted anything from gameplay over the years. I would also say that it is far more stable than it was than in the, say, .19 days.
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>>148140303
No, I'm Spartacus.
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>>148141106
It also takes away from a sense of hope or purpose.

Though maybe that's just me having more interest in showing off what I did than in actually playing the game, while recognizing nearly everything that can be done has been done. (i.e. we're no longer in the days where "I made an airliner" is impressive, now one can have made an aircraft carrier and still fall victim to "yeah, but someone else has already made a better one, and there's also a mod to make one that doesn't suck...)
But only if it genuinely interests other players instead of just adding more noise to a world already containing very little signal. I enjoy amusing other people more than being amused myself
>>
>>148141106
When's the last time you played .19? It has 3x the framerate, 2x less crashes and the games can be played past a dozen missions.

>>148141314
This is no one's fault but Squad's for not continuing to push the envelope.

Reminder things turned pear-shaped when Sandbox mode was declared "scope complete"

Who's scope?
Who's definition of "completion?"
What's the point of making this announcement?
Why did they continue to add to Sandbox's scope after declaring it "complete"?
Where's gas giant 2?

Where

the

fuck

are

my

resources

bitch?
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>>148141106
horseshit; staging, switching vessels or going EVA comes with a 1 in 5 chance of a CTD. doing nothing at all for a couple minutes will also CTD. the game is a dumpster fire and it's all because squad was too cheap to use any of the $50+ million KSP pulled in on programmers worth half a fuck.
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>>148141580
>Who's definition of "completion?"

Can you link me to an official standard that defines completion for videogames or softwares in general?
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>>148142759
why so angry?
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>>148142759
To be fair to him, KSP has a wiki page of expected features that are literally never coming but haven't been marked red.

see; GP2

However KSP would also arguably be complete if SQUAD declared it complete now - but we'd have a lot of things to be upset about not being implemented.
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>>148142317
>>148141580
>>148141314

I dont know what games you guys are playing but ksp has always been stable without mods. Before the new unity and 64 bit the only crashes occurred because I ran out of memory. The game actually runs faster as well thanks to the new physics engine.
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>>148143760
You right now.
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>>148143760
Not always though, but stock is so boring you HAVE to get add ons for it. And you should not run out of memory on a 64 bit system.
>>
I think ksp is a fine example as to why early access is cancer. People who play early access games want a good game right now so devs are motivated to release stuff too early. Instead of a game going through a period of boring suckiness while the bugs are ironed out, developers instead put bugfixing and core gameplay balances on the backburner to introduce features that no one asked for. Probably due to shitty management demanding it to prove to the users that they are working on something.
>>
Pokemon go inspired me to create an AR adventure game that doesn't pander to social bullshit. Something like tomb raider where your knowledge of history and physical fitness grants you access to treasure.
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>>148144312
Except they've aggressively cut features people did ask for.

(See: ResourceS) and often made "wow it's nothing" updates.
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>>148143325
Ah the good old "I don't know how to reply so I'll just say you are angry even though there is no sign of anger in what you wrote" tactic.
What a classic.
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>>148144828
The shittiest meme cloc could make.
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>>148144979
you sound angry, anon. did you know there is actually no reason to be upset?
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>>148145279
LE ANGRY XDDDXDXDXDDXDD HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA ANGRY = STRESS POOPIES HAHHAHAHAHAH
le COMFY le ANGRY HAHAHAHA XD
>>
Why no love each other, /kspg/?
>>
>>148144979
>>148144828
>Continuing to be Angry

>>148142759
The standards derive from the definition of "game" which has a clear objective of creating a closed system in which a game rewards a player for good play and teaches the player to play better when they fail.

A "poetry" of meaning that unites the entire experience and creates the boundaries the player shall operate within.

Because Squad never did this, they never completed the concept, meaning they do not have a complete game, meaning the move to the console market was abrupt and premature, relying on a false paradigm and therefore constitutes fraud and embezzlement of investments.

Also, calling yourself an indie Mexican dev while defrauding the Mexican people is paramount to treason.
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good morning kspg
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>>148145723

Honestly the 1% isn't an issue. The problem with US's economy is that a private corporation lends money to the government and collects the interest through taxes. The system is extremely stupid and does nothing but make the bankers richer.

Why this isn't a bigger issue, I have no idea.
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>>148145601
em
BEZZLEMENT
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHH
now with me
em
BEZZLEMENT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CUM ON SAY IT


em
BEZZLEMENT!!!
>>
LESS

THAN

24

HOURS

UNTIL

THE

BEGINNING

OF

THE

END

OF

SQUAD
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>>148145279
What is the origin of your annoyance? Who is causing this acrimony? Why the enmity? What has sent you into a rage? Why the soreness? Whom has wrought this fury? Why do you feel the need for this antagonism? Where does this resentment originate? Who has caused this animosity? What has brought your ire? Why can't you control your temper? What has caused this displeasure? What was the initiation of this irritation? When did your outrage begin? Who has caused this hatred? What was the origination of your exasperation? Who has caused you such indignation ?Which people have the ability to provoke your irascibility? What causes you to take umbrage? Why don't you take measures to stem your irritability? Where does this peevishness come from? Who put you in a huff? Why are you throwing a tantrum? What was the origination of your vexation? Why are you mad? What has triggered this infuriation? Who has set you into these conniptions?
>>
Is anyone else super excited to watch the shitstorm break?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-eYbUVZedY
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>>148146052
>someone else can do cloc's meme better than cloc

tick tock, cloc. :^)
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"KSP, at least the way it is now, will not run on the Vita.
It’s one of the few games that bring even the most expensive PC’s to their limit, as the physics calculations create very high CPU load. Before version 1.1 was released I would have expected that this game would also perform terribly bad on the PS4, which has relatively low single thread performance. Luckily version 1.1 brought a huge performance boost (optimizations in the physics engine, multithreaded physics), so it will probably run pretty decent on the PS4. Bigger ships will probably nonetheless cause troubles, just as on the PC…"

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2016/07/08/kerbal-space-program-launches-july-12-on-ps4/

That poster thought it was principia somehow
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>>148146478
who is cloc???
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>>148145601
Your words sure make a lot of sense, but do you have a link or not?
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>>148146880
Some shillary who always helps MAN to hide the truth.
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>>148146990
Here you go.fuck.yourself.com

>>148146710
THE LIES

THEY BURN
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>>148145601
>The standards derive from the definition of "game" which has a clear objective of creating a closed system in which a game rewards a player for good play and teaches the player to play better when they fail.
To be fair, KSP should never have been a game.

KSP was always - and should always have been - a software toy like SimCity. Career being more like a scenario mode.
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>>148147216
>Here you go.fuck.yourself.com

That's a lot of anger you got there, did my question to provide some facts rustle your jimmies?
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>>148147353
Where's the proof that your fact inquiries are a legitimate attempt to unearth the truth and not just another pathetic stalling technique, Maxmaps?
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>>148147705
If something, you're the one playing victim everytime you get a chance and then when people wreck your ass you play the ignore card, just like yuri.
You two are no different.
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>>148147906
Please don't compare me to him. Thank you.
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>>148148097
I compare whoever the fuck I want.
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>>148148192
being angry a lot leads to high blood pressure anon. please take care of yourself
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>>148147705
Even if it was a stalling attempt, it looks like it's working pretty well given your inability to provide facts
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>>148148097
>>148147906
MAXMAPS PLEASE GO
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>>148148389
Get fucked.

>>148148532
>Can't handle the maps
>>
Evens, download Hitman 2
Odds, read Steel Ball Run
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/kspg/ stop fighting!

Love each other forever!

REEEEEEEE!
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>>148148706
As long as you don't post an undisputable source backing up definitions, everything you wrote is just an opinion you are trying to impose on others by making it look like you know better than everyone

Post an actual definition or keep crying little kiddie
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>>148148967
Fighting is an inherent part of /kspg/

If you hate fighting you hate a part of /kspg/

Which isn't in the spirit of loving each other.
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>>148148967
Stop forcing that shit meme.
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>>148149152
>>148149337
Reeee ect.
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The standards derive from the definition of "game" which has a clear objective of creating a closed system in which a game rewards a player for good play and teaches the player to play better when they fail.

(1/4)
>>
A "poetry" of meaning that unites the entire experience and creates the boundaries the player shall operate within.

(2/4)
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>>148149398
>Implying you don't change your posting style when you see fit
Okay.
>>
Oh so now we are going through the route of spamming the same post
I guess I'll go through the route of reporting the same post then
>>
Because Squad never did this, they never completed the concept, meaning they do not have a complete game, meaning the move to the console market was abrupt and premature, relying on a false paradigm and therefore constitutes fraud and embezzlement of investments.

(3/4)
>>
Also, calling yourself an indie Mexican dev while defrauding the Mexican people is paramount to treason.

(4/4)

>>148150559
There he is, boys. Anon, you wouldn't want to share your memes with us, would you? Of course you won't.

Because you don't care for this general at all. You have no soul, personality, or reason to be here.
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>>148150730
You don't have any reason either, other than trying to "social """"engineer""""" to death this general that is.
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>>148150730
Said the one that spams his own post like an angry 12 years old
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>>148150876
>>148150970
Alright Gypsy Handjobs. Big week over at Squad HQ, innit?

Oh, you wouldn't know, because you're tools and lackeys and will be abandoned the way the rest of us were as soon as your use has been extracted?

That will suck for you. Until then, enjoy your uncertainty!
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>>148150559
>>148150970
>Reporting
Get the fuck out.
>>
>>148151347
>Wanting to work for a company owned by the sonora cartel
lmao, no thanks.
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>>148152202
So why are you here, Anon?

>>148151367
T H I S
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>>148153271
Why are you replying to the same person twice :^)
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No more fight.

Post space.

Praise M U S K.
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>>148151347
Shall we play /pol/ bingo?
I have an ad hominem here, as well as a non sequitur as a bonus entry
>>
The subreddit is preparing for this lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
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>>148156076
>The subreddit.

You act like not a single person who bought the console version will come here.
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>>148156309
I hope they do. Let the billys drown out MAN.
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>>148156309
They will make our finest warriors. Squad is the soviets, we are the Americans, and they are the taliban.

The no-refund policy will ensure their religious ferver. We must simply promote the right atmosphere.
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>>148156561
>billys
>wanting /kspg/ drowned out
>hating MAN
Max pls
>>
I just saw a bumper sticker that said "satch happens".
Had to read it like five times to be sure, fucking wild.
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>>148156309
>Only memelon and/or Ultra Deep Field images
Step it up, sis.
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>>148156931
>Not giving praise to M U S K.

Rude.
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>>148157135
>Praising a living meme who kills people with his cars and possibly with his rockets too
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>>148156771
It would appear Satch is a nickname for the guitarist Joe Satriani.
You may have also seen a viral marketing campaign for a fanny pack.
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>>148157440
>People thinking it's okay to fall asleep because their car "Drives itself"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ul-BghOAs
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>>148158046
>"hurr you see this car? It can drive itself :^)"
>Implying the whole Falcon program isn't a marketing lie too.
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>>148158329
>marketing lie
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>>148159081
Bezos can do that too.
>>
>>148159728
While I'm glad that he can spray flames from his ass, his company still has a long way to go before it'll be competitive in the current manned spaceflight market, and is at present trailing the efforts of SpaceX.
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>>148159728
Can Bezos do this?
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>>148160568
>manned spaceflight market
Oh, another meme. The only ones who can handle that are public companies, and even if memelon barks something about Dragon, the ones who can really handle manned spaceflight now and in the near future are NASA and ROSCOSMOS.

>>148160924
In the near future :^)
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>>148161489
>In the near future

Well, we'll talk then <3
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>>148161749
Well meme'd, my friend.

Arianespace > U L A > shit > Spaysex
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>>148161915
I'll grant you that Ariane is definitely C U T E.

But SpaceX > ULA = shit.

I'm off to the office for a few hours.

Love you /kspg/

Behave yourselves.
>>
>>148163003
Thanks for identifying yourself, YMaxmaps
>>
>>148162002
>that awful camera work
>>
Does anyone else think Catfucker adds nothing?
>>
>>148164683
Catfucker adds rape.
>>
>>148163003
>ULA = shit
Those are some huge words from a small time like yourself.
You actually meant to say memelon < shit < B R U N O
Do your best.
>>
>>148165787
>actually playing ksp
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I just want to say it's really nice to wake up and read you guys bickering while I drink my morning coffee.
Never change /kspg/ <3
>>
>>148167668
we get it, you're supposed to be a different anon who cant be bothered to consistently keep the thread alive in his time zone.
>>
>>148167668
>Morning
Okay, new zealand fag.
>>
>navigating this
lol euros
>>
>>148172487
Is that Paris?
>>
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>>148172487
it could be worse
>>
>>148173043
Wow holy shit that's MAF
>>
>>148173043
Jeez that looks like one of those lazy attempts at making new neighborhoods in sim city.

>Direct link to highway
Check
>Said link is also the only funnel where every single car has to go through to exit the place
Check
>Square shape
Check
>Mostly straight lines
Check
>Bunch of uncoordinated curved roads because you wanted to use the curve tool
Check
>100% residential
Check

Yup, looks like the kind of thing I would make when I realise I need quick money and random residential blocks are good enough
>>
>>148173720
>when I realise I need quick money and random residential blocks are good enough
this is the philosophy that all of modern america is built on
>>
>>148174393
This anon speaks the truth, for the most part.
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>>148174453
Forgot pic
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>>148174734
At least they put a good mix between houses and services there and they have a pretty strong public transportation system.
You don't really need a car to do everything, at least in Manhattan.
Except for the straight lines, that place follows a very European logic

I wouldn't list NY as an example of typical American urban madness
>>
>>148175221
Its a layer cake of different philosophies. Note the absence of Central Park. And the natural water paths are preserved, which is laughable today. In 1807, the city planners began to realize space would be precious one day and planned for maximization of the rest of the space, instead of the Dutch cowpaths downtown.

At the time this was drawn up, only the darker regions near the southern tip of the island were actually inhabited in any meaningful way.
>>
>>148176542
>the city planners began to realize space would be precious one day

The fact that the city was less than 200 years old at that point and with nothing of historical value has ever been built helps with this kind of planning.
When you have cities that are 2000+ years old, with dozens of layers following whatever urban design was the most trending at that moment and with historic ruins scattered all over the place, you can do very little to solve the situation.
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Post reasons New Vegas sucks
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>>148177532
What happens when a culture reaches critical mass and collapses upon itself?
>>
>>148177976
About that, I didn't really follow the story so would you tell me what happened in Denver? I heard of a lot of people killed and that the battle was mainly between nigs and cops, but what were they fighting for? What sparked the revolt?
>>
>>148178398
Dallas. One radicalized individual who was apparently "blacklisted" from major orgs used a sniper rifle to kill six cops.

I think. Havent been following that closely
>>
>>148178835
So it was only one guy?
>>
>>148178920
we have a little issue with overmilitarized cops wearing undies too tight and it leads to unjust deaths which gets the populace up in revolt.
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Hullo! I'm making dinner
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>>148177545
Ok Bethdrone.
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>New planets when?

>new planets never
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>>148181131
Don't be entitled
>>
>>148181019
What's in the seasoning?
>>
>>148181758
Soy sauce, ginger root, garlic, sesame seeds and oil, yellow and green onions, sugar, red pepper flakes and pepper
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>>148182064
Marinate for a few hours, cook for a few minutes and you get this. Serve over rice.
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>>148182064
>>148182326
+1 attentions for it being homemade. Great job.
>>
>>148182326
Looks like something my mother would make. Enjoy your rice.
>>
>>148181019
-1 for the dirty stoves
>>
>>148157440
Harry potter killed that guy not his car.
>>
>>148182951
>Replying to globular cluster posts from 5 hours ago
>>
>>148181263
They said new planets

Squad lies to us, they said they would add clouds to planets

They never did

A game where you need mods to fix it and finish it isn't a compleat game.
>>
Multiplayer
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>>148182724
Oh, bad luck, cooking lesbian. You have zero (0) points now. Good luck next time though!
>>
>>148183356
meds your take
>>
>>148183346
evaporated, like resources
>>
>148183510
>medsposting
>medsposting anons that arent man
>medsposting at all
fuckoff
>>
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>>148183356
Sorry anon, but you're accusing me of being the wrong meme!
>>
>>148183510
Get therapy, you seem to have some form of dyslexia
>>
>>148183716
it actually manifests as more of a sociopathy
>>
>>148183714
>>148183714
>>148183714
>>148183714


NEW THREAD

BRING ONLY YOUR BEST SHITPOSTING GAME
>>
>>148183713
Thanks for the recipe anyway, cloc. That's some rad shit.
>>
>>148183973
here's the actual recipe I used
don't call me cloc
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/246172/easy-bulgogi-korean-bbq-beef/
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