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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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I want a cute owg boy
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OnlyZenyatta

ZenyattaOrAFK

MainZenyatta
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ded
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>be level 59
>highest level on our team is 61
>get paired against a full team of 73-77s
>Enemy has 2 McCrees, a Lucio, Genji, Reinhardt, and 76.
>My team has 2 Mercys, a Zarya that spams Energy bombs and never uses shields, a Widowmaker, a Pharah and me as Winston.
>get steamrolled
>They blame it on me
Ok...
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>>148407243
winstons fuckbot confirmed
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I am going to have SEXUAL thoughts about REAPER and you can't stop me!
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>>148407420
I was gonna post this in the other thread but fuck it.

https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1491521&page=34
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>>148408130
guess her abilities, i'm guessing she's a shield support with an ulty like widowmakers
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hana song
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>>148408220
Im betting she is a support builder. She can probably make orbs that follow teammates that actually shoot at people. They are like mobile turrets.
he ult is probably a dispenser that gets permanently built like Symmetra's teleporter, that constantly gives out health and armor packs.

Even if that is not what she does, i want a hero that does do that.
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>>148396809
12th for Maebbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7yKoz7YBcg
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>>148408493
>probably
you mean you have no fucking idea
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Please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it does.
If I'm in the top 3% of players and people still fucking suck ass at this rank then how can people even stand lower ranks?
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so far Ana seems pretty cancerous.

Rein and Genji are capable of 1v5s or 1v6s if the enemy team isn't half tanks.
8 seconds is ridiculously long for a frenzy.

You can also just noscope down chokepoints for 60 damage repeatedly, which means the people who can't aim with Widow will instead lock Ana and refuse to aim at teammates
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>>148408770
>pisses off blizzard and redditfags
>gives 0 fucks through the whole process
>gets ban and doesn't care, he just plays something else

literally the first german I saw who isn't an annoying emotespammer, I wish he were still here
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>suck at widowmaker, am a terrible sniper
>pull her white lace legendary out of a loot box
>use her anyway
>dominate game, snipes for days

Is this... is this the power of booty?
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Rate my heroes and post your own guys!
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Guys, what if everyone's right? As in those joints are actually her real limbs because she's a robot?
Like some kind of Ghost in the Shell stuff?
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>82% win rate for the day
>go from 56 to 62
is there any feeling more divine?

what's your best climbing spree, anon?
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I was told the Ana patch was dropping today. I got up for this.

Have I been lied to?
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>>148409250
>>148409258
Nothing changed since yesterday when it was tested on live server
https://my.mixtape.moe/cuuzrf.webm
It's still only slightly more than 12.5 hp/s, it's supposed to outheal the 25 dps that the robot deals each cycle
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>>148409348
Go back to Katawa Shojou you degenerate.

Or beat it to symettra.

Phara is perfect
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>>148408781
Right.
what did i say?
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>>148409387
Placed 49 went almost straight to 65 with a 75% win rate.
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>>148409417
It's in the PTR.
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>>148409417
You mean on the official servers or PTR?
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>anas that don't support and can't hit a target the size of the sun

REEEEEEE
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>>148409417
Has it gone live? They're still figuring out how the changes affected Zenyatta, D.va, and McCree and some bugs related to Ana's ult. Hell no.
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>>148409417
It's not dropping til September when the new competitive season starts
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>>148409519
>>148409537
>>148409556

Ty. Going back to bed.
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>>148409486
Perfectly engineered, maybe.
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>>148409234
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>>148409042

>Mercy: fucks everything that moves
>Mei: Lucio, McCree
>D.Va: Lucio
>Pharah: lesbian
>Tracer: bounces between Shimada bros

I accept these.

>Symmetra: not interest in sex

She does come off as a tad too serious, but I'm not sure

>Zarya: nobody is man enough to bed her

I am

>Widowmaker: nobody has fucked her and lived to tell about it

Challenge accepted
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>>148409348
the delusion of cripplefags is fucking real, I tell you what
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What would you do the IRL Zarya?
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>>148409709
deport her
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>>148409709
Not beefy enough
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>>148409709
That woman is not swole
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>>148409709
She doesn't exist. It's a video game.

If she did exist she would be in a different country and we would never meet.

She would also be hideously ugly and culturally incompatible.

But seriously, go back to tumblr.
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>>148399653
could this suffice for now
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>Will never get an anti-human Omnic because Omnics are just stand-ins for oppressed minorities who can't actually be bad people, just victims of unfortunate circumstance

Fuck you, Blizzard.
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>>148409709
Purchase her a coat, she seems cold.
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>>148409642
degenerate that only plays "waifus" detected
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A reminder that if you're playing Zenyatta on the live server RIGHT NOW you're gimping your team, since you're healing a single person at the same rate of lucio's healing aura

>>148409442
>>148409442
>>148409442
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feels like latency literally doesn't matter in overwatch

I usually play with 40ms but earlier when I played with 80 I didn't notice any difference. any other shooter and going from 40 to 80 would feel VERY different.

explain
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Is there a correlation between rank and hook accuracy?
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>>148409709
You expect me to believe that woman can deadlift 512 pounds?
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>>148408770
>the video game equivalent of 'haha I was just pretending to be retarded!'

ebin
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>>148409775
>Zenzen's Bizarre Adventure
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>>148409670
This isn't about >muh cribble
I'm suggesting she's an android, completely robotic.
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>>148409808
you're not wrong
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>>148409658
this is incorrect. should be

D. Va: virgin
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I want to sexualize the grandma
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>>148409813
Favor the shooter, 20 ticks
until you break 10ms, you won't notice any latency at all, just like most shooters really

also set your QoS settings right even if only locally, if you're seeing lag at 80ms there's something wrong
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>>148407429
same senpai
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>>148409873

>tfw I can deadlift half that

Actually, fuck that. Deadlifting 2plate isn't anything to be ashamed of.
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>>148409847
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>>148409963
You should never be ashamed of whatever weight you're lifting as long as you're putting in the work.
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>>148409910
>D. Va: virgin
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Post McCree.
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>place turret way behind my team
>go defend the payload
>collect random kills from flankers that got cought with their pants down
torb has to be the best defense character by far
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>>148410021
Yes. D. Va: virgin
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>>148409910
Haha. No.
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>this feeling of contempt seeing all this gay porn

i wonder if this is how normies feel about rule 34
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>>148409987
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>>148410021
>Top starcraft player
>not a virgin
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>>148410032
Enjoying rank 30?
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>>148409847
>>148409987
Were these done by a big dick disney animator?
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>>148409963
I can't even deadlift 120kg
Never tried, actually
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Can we talk about Paladins?
I figured at least some of you have played it.

How do I play Ying? I want to waifu her but I end up doing a whole lot of nothing except swaping to right infront of an enemy and them filling me with hot lead.
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>>148410098
There needs to be more amputee Pharah x Mercy
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>>148396809
>healing
>we're doing really well defending payload
>15sec left on timer
>tank decides to just keep pushing up past payload
>tell him to get the fuck back here
>literally walks right past enemy roadhog going towards the payload
>"bro chill out we're just having fun"
>tank dies cause he has no heals
>i die because it's just a lucio vs a roadhog and a s76 that followed
>they push the cart in overtime almost entirely to the finish
>eventually win cause team finally starts doing teamwork again

No fucking reason to just start fucking around when the match is literally seconds from being over.
If you're going to fuck around don't do it in pubs man. There's already enough bad players that your fucking around will break whatever mystic force aligned us into an actual functioning team.
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It's finally over.

After being an absolute shitter for my team for an ungodly amount of games, I finally got this stupid spray.
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>>148410179
paladins is probably the most boring piece of shit shooter i've ever played
how the fuck can anyone enjoy that piece of shit
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Who's ready to EL OH EL at Phara'a JUSTICE
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>>148409709
That's not IRL Zarya.
That's a twink with pink hair.
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>>148410126
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>>148410152
I was dicking around in quick play. I'm ranked way higher thay you, don't fret.
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>>148409873
>Pounds
Try 512 kg
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>>148410179
What game is this?
also please save images from twitter only after you appeng :orig to their url
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COULD YOU PLEASE MY FINE GENTLEMEN AND ASSOCIATES TELL ME YET AGAIN ON WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THE CLOCK STANDING IN THIS EXACT MOMENT?
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>>148410179
>>>/trash/
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>>148409642
you are worthy of respect. thank you for your service
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>people using Sym on KOTH

S T O P
T
O
P
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>>148410273
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>>148410287
1:30
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>looking for a mouse with side buttons
>get a bunch of tacky $60 PRO GAMING mice with spikes and red lights and shit
Why is it so hard to find a generic mouse with side buttons
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>>148410258
You realize it isn't hard to three shot your shitty mech while you tickle us for 1dps right?
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>>148410284
Hi-Rez's F2P Overwatch clone

>>148410247
Im having just as much fun with it as I did Overwatch
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>>148409709
In a fucking heartbeat
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>>148410031
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>>148409760
>>148409765
>>148409873
Behold.
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Have this cute Ana/Reinhardt fic:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7481643/chapters/17003853

It's short, but succulent.
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>>148410236
It's probably easier than the pixel spray challenge
At least it is now, on release week everyone waltzed right on top of mines and died like a retard all the time
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This new PTR just makes it impossible to play Pharah now

>Ana poops on her
>New McCree deletes her with zero effort
>D.Va's new DM renders her useless, at least Rein is slow moving behind his shield and you can maneuver around him
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>>148410424
Microsoft makes one.
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>>148409709
Yes.
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>zen is a little too weak
>buff the shit out of him

>buff the shit out of zen and dva so winston has 2 more hard counters even though he already got shit on hard by reaper and roadhog
>only 1 winston allowed per team

>mccree+mercy does 210 headshot damage now up to decently long range
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>>148409234
thanks blizzard
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>>148410398
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>>148410287
>ITSITSITSHIGHITSHIGHHIGHITSHIGHHIGHHIGHNOONHIGHNOONNOONNOON
I can only imagine the laughs that were had by those Mcrees as they all bunched up on that platform and made the turn
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Who /leaves ranked games when team's gonna lose just to screw over enemy team/ here?
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If Torbjorn didn't have his stupid fucking turret, they could buff the rest of his shit so he wasn't just a fucking manlet with the worst shotty in the game.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEBODY POST GRANDMA LEWDS
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Virgin.

is she one?
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>>148410539
>>148410398

please stop
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>>148410424
Zowie FK if you don't mind the $60 part
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>>148410021
yes, virgin
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> King's row attack
> Three bastions final stretch
JUST
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>>148407429
care if I join you
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>>148410619
If only the game let you switch heroes.
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>>148410598
Depends on your definition of virgin and if regeneration would restore her hymen as well.
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>>148410283
Russia stronk.
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>>148410598
Was.
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>>148410604
Ok
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>>148408884
>If I'm in the top 3% of players and people still fucking suck ass at this rank then how can people even stand lower ranks?

Yeah top 3% is a lot of people. There are not that many good players in any given game.
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Is McCree generally considered OP again?

Was finally looking to play him since I heard he wasn't garbage or unstoppable.
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>>148410598
Out of every Overwatch girl, I'm pretty sure she is the least likely to be one, and this is already KNOWING the fact that Ana is a mother.
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for an anon in the other thread
i found this in my folder
take it if you want it
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I'm enjoying the zenny buffs while they last because there's definitely no way they're gonna apply this to the official servers
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>>148410695
We already had a genji and a junkrat, and I was zarya. I even set up the phara for an ulti but she apparently wasn't ready or paying attention.
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I can't pick a skin for D.va

I have her Junker legendary but it doesn't do anything for me

I like Carbon Fiber and White Rabbit the most, which one is best taste?
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>>148410179
got an invite yesterday but haven't download it yet. Just going by the looks, character design seems very uninspired. I actually find Battleborn more interesting in terms of visuals.

Also I've seen some people say that the devs don't to know what kind of game they want to release, because they keep changing it throughout the patches, which is worrying.

Lastly I'm dissapointed because it seems like the kind of game that would have a barefoot waifu and it doesn't. Yes I'm a fag.
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How the fuck do I deal with good tracers/genjis
winston isn't working
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>>148410480
May I make a suggestion?
Stop playing her like a fucking bird, start playing her like TF2 soldier
Jump only when necessary, keep the line of sight as close as possible to a corner and
R A P E T H E G R O U N D
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>>148410741
Some think he is in the PTR. Not on live.
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>>148410539
more junkrat pls
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>>148410439
The toggleable defense matrix means you can just toggle it on for an instant to delete individual rockets, rather than wasting a whole cooldown.
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>>148410741
He's not op, he's way more dangerous thanks to his new buff.
He still retains his "pistol sniper" role after the fth nerf.
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And so it begins. Another general will soon fall to tripfaggotry.
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POST HEROES YOU WANT

>rigger like nigger that spawns combat drones fucking everywhere
>fortification building dude
>proper indirect artillery hero; a souped up junkrat but little viability on their lonesome
>a fully melee assault hero
>another MEKA
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>>148410774
best taste is use your own opinion holy shit

just kidding best taste is default d.va
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>>148410636
You got it.
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>>148410774

Are you going for gold weapons on Dva? If so, White Rabbit. Otherwise, Junebug.
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>>148410476
On paper it looks harder, but you get credit towards it even if the mine just does part of the damage. I just spammed mines into brawls and collected the eliminations. Final blows didn't matter. Getting the killing headshot in air was an absolute bitch.
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>>148410794
Winston isn't a good counter for Tracer
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>>148410767
Go Widowmaker then retard
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>tfw just paid 20 extra bucks so this guys cats could eat for the next 2 weeks

I swear karma better help me on this and get me some cheap wins.
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>>148408884
1% of best dota players is like 4000mmr which is absolutely fucking dogshit

you need to play with the top 200 players to have an actually good game. There's almost 1 million player peak every day, let alone the actual amount of unique players. Top 200

people are really, really, really bad at video games
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>>148410741
He's possibly OP on PTR. He's garbage on live.
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>>148410598
Nah
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>McCree is strong
>He takes 76's spot on the team
>Nerf McCree
>76 takes his spot
>Buff McCree
>76 again second fiddle to McCree

The two characters seem to fill the same niche. What's the point?
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>>148410578
You're fat and gay
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>>148410880
what is then? We had a mcree but he couldn't do shit
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>>148410883
I was the only tank you nerd. I honestly didn't think about asking anyone to change to her, so I'll keep that in mind for next time.
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>>148410747
w-what makes you say this

she looks like a pure christian european girl
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>>148410752
Why not? He still has the same weaknesses minus the low health pool, he still won't overtake Mercy or Lucio's guaranteed support slot. He's just not hands down the worst pick in the game anymore. That's a good thing.
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>>148410523
They're dropping the mercy damage buff apparently.
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>>148410925
soldier is a spearhead hero
mccree is an antiflanker
both are gods at sniping shit
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HEY (YOU)

YEAH (YOU)

how many comp points do (YOU) currently have?
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>>148410851
I remember getting it on illios ruins
You just grapple up and let go, and had a good 3 seconds to get your shot in before you land
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>>148410840
An Evil Omnic Monk whose Transcendence makes him invulnerable, but instead of enhancing teammates, it massively debuffs surrounding enemies.

More Talon agents

Axe-wielding/throwing character

The guy who owns the top half of Lucio's robot suit
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>>148411003
3
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>>148410846
why is he so perfect
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>>148411029
>suit
lucio is half amputee
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>>148410925
The problem is the first nerf ruined McCree's antiflanker niche since the only flanker he had a chance of killing anymore was Tracer, and the new patch gives him a new niche of being a midrange monster that is 76's entire deal.
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>>148410424
Logitech's G303 has arguably the best sensor in the business and it's just a nondescript black slab if you turn the LEDs off.
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>>148410598
>37 year old woman
>Virgin
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>>148411003
3
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>>148411003
6 from my placement matches
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If you rank 59 you are better than 89% of players in this game
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>>148410926
oh? do you know me?
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>>148411003
5
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>>148411003
4
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>>148411003
6

I have 19 competitive games

I'm rank 59
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>>148411003
70something
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>>148410996
>Character that excels at midrange
>Because he can retreat from fights from that distance and heal

That's not what spearhead means.
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>>148410925
Having multiple different characters that can do similar things is not a bad thing
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>>148411029
>The guy who owns the top half of Lucio's robot suit
>Robot top half with bare legs in socks and boxers bottom half
Fund it.
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>>148410980
>he still won't overtake Mercy or Lucio's guaranteed support slot
He's not supposed to.
Every team needs a dedicated healer, and neither Zenyatta nor Ana are dedicated healers.

They should be used for their debuffs and added firepower.
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Who is the sexiest character? I vote D. Va. Her body suit makes me diamonds
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>>148411089
wish i could tell you
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>>148411003
i think like 10 or something

ive only played my placement matches
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>>148410840
Junkrat with tits
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>>148411003
5
I Haven't bothered finishing my placements
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>>148411196

Because S76 can put down a field of "you niggers are going to lose this trade, back the fuck up you goddamn chuweros"
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Is Reinhardt the most pure?
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>>148411259
He is supposed to
he's healing 12.5/s instead of 30 with his health orbs currently
that's why he sucks
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>>148411259
Yes, that was the point of that statement. Good job.
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How do you carry when every game you set personal bests in every stat and are in the top 1% for almost every stat?
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>>148410840
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>>148411003
More than my rank.
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>>148411003
Like 16 and I hardly ever play comp.
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>>148410848
Gold actually looks pretty nice on Junebug too. It matches her suit and adds a bit contrast that the skin is otherwise lacking.
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>>148411363
>feck off
damn it
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>>148411326
S76 is always going to be behind other teammates. That's not what a spearhead is.
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Confirmed on Stream just an hour or two ago:

>Mercy damage buff is being reverted.
>Zen may get health reduced to 175 if 200 seems too much.
>4 maps in development.
>1 close to being done.
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>>148409893
>not Zenyatta Mondatta Brothers
one job
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>>148411363
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>steamroll 5 ranks
>"Gee, I'm seriously getting carried today-"
>Cards come up, 75% elims
>tfw I'm the one carrying
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>>148410991
Good.

They seriously need to buff Winston though now that you can't stack multiple. That or just change him because Dva and Winston's playstyle is so similar.
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>>148410840
Talon Tyrant
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>>148411471

>only people in the front line are spearhead heroes

If Winston, Roadhog, et al are the first in line, S76 is definitely fight behind them.
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>>148411281
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>>148411003
8, I played my longest stretch of ranked games today and think I'm gonna give it up unless they add a system that lets you opt to play with only other solo que-ers.

I don't like playing with or against groups unless I have a choice in the matter
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>>148411353
Unless you're placed in a game below your skill level you cannot carry a game because the only form of snowballing is being able to charge your ultimate faster.

You have to communicate and coordinate to win.
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>>148410945
>enemy team stacks heroes known for shredding tanks
>BUT EVERY TEAM NEEDS A TANK MY META COMPOSITION

I dont know why people refuse to play Bastion to bust out tanks from afar. I have pretty good success with it vs dva stacks
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How do you counter tracers and flankers in general?

I'm talking in competitive. Do people shit talk you for picking Torbjorn to try and counter that pesky tracer?
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>>148411281
>>148411592
Mercy is cute!
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>>148411520
You shouldnt lie. They cant use anything that cant be reduced by 25% for even numbers in custom games.
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>>148411596
reap right sleep tight
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>>148411590
>only people in the front line are spearhead heroes

Yes, that is literally what the word spearhead means.
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>>148411632
mccree, junkrat, roadhog and now ana
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>>148411596

sleep tight reap tight
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>>148411564
>for every 75 damage taken, the remaining cooldown of Winston's leap is reduced by 1 second
hire me
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now that we have another support can we switch Symmetra to defense? Because her telepoter barely counts as support. Although my opinion could be colored by hardly ever seeing that character. And seeing even less of good telepoter placement.
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>>148411520
Still no young McCree skin

Why even bother with maps, blizzard clearly doesn't give a shit about polishing them. Just look at hanamura and temple of anubis
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>>148411632
>Do people shit talk you for picking Torbjorn
I haven't seen anyone say no for defense. Some people even let him slide for an initial pick on attack/koth
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>>148411276
Why do you struggle?
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>>148411690
>semantics
Not him, but come on, Soldier 76 is clearly an opener, his firepower is massive and can melt most heroes without effort, and his ult is literally a teamwipe if done correctly.
We're not talking about range, but individual firepower, Pharah is also a spearhead hero as much as Reaper.
McCree, on the other hand, isn't exactly that useful on the front lines, the same applies to Tracer and Genji.
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>>148411562
>play healers 90% of the time
>always feel like I'm just getting carried
>I probably actually am getting carried
Such is life as a healslut
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>>148411775

McCree is 37. He isn't particularly old for an Overwatch character.

Young Reinhardt when?
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>>148411334
Why does the baldie fondle Rein's nuts?
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>>148411592
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S76 kill quotes

Genji:
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big one.
Maybe Ziegler will put you back together again.

McCree:
Giddy up.
That six shooter is even more old-fashioned than me.

Pharah:
Pull! Heh.
Maybe the apple does fall far from the tree.

Reaper:
You just never learn, do you?
Maybe you'll stay down this time.

S76:
You can copy the look, but you can't copy the skill.
That's more grey than I remember...

Tracer:
Even you can't outrun bullets, kid.
This is a battlefield, keep the jogging on a track.

Bastion:
Now this brings me back.
Another one for the scrap heap.

Hanzo:
Bows are for hunting, not war.
You're going to need more than overgrown lizards.

Junkrat:
Next time, try actually aiming.
Your aim's as bad as your posture.

Mei:
You're going to have do more than give me a cold.
Bring a helmet instead of a coat next time.

Torbjorn:
Get your toys off my battlefield.
And that's why you should do your own shooting.

Widowmaker:
Squashed.
I guess it's not so easy when they shoot back, huh?

D.Va:
[grumble] Are they drafting from cribs these days?
This is war, kid, not a game.

Reinhardt:
I guess the armor and shield are for show then.
You had to retire some time.

Roadhog:
It's like shooting at the broad side of a barn.
Doubt you'd fit in the slaughterhouse.

Winston:
Stick to your chemistry sets, son.
Should've researched how to duck.

Zarya:
At ease, comrade.
Figures that those muscles are for show.

Lucio:
You kids these days listen to the worst music.
Dancing isn't going to dodge bullets, son.

Mercy:
I'd reevaluate your "do no harm" oath, doc.
Doubt even you could fix that, Ziegler.

Symmetra:
A lot of good that flashlight did you.
Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Zenyatta:
Leave the balls at home next time. This is a fight, not a baseball game.
Sure don't build 'em like they used to.
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>>148411868
So he was 7 when Overwatch was founded?
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>>148411003
87...

Rank 64
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>>148411841
McCree is completely fine on the front lines, which was what the original niche conversation was about, if I recall, because he puts out similar damage with his left click. Even moreso now since that S76 got nerfed.
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>Ana now exists so all the secondaries who don't actually play the game will stop drawing the retarded ass "mom mercy" since she's the worst healer in the game outside of her ult
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>>148411897
>it's a "shitty fanfic quotes" episode again
fuck off
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>>148411891
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>>148411003
93
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So how's ana?
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>>148411592
LEWD
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>>148411897
>Bring a helmet instead of a coat next time.

CHRIST 76
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>>148411946
Probably, since he was just a young punk when Reaper busted up the gang he was running with.
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>>148412081
>>148412090
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>>148411650
you are correct
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Which skin + golden gun combo looks the WORST?

I'm going to make the most terrible choice I can when I get up to 300.
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>>148410179
Paladins is literally Battleborn tier. It's so fucking ugly and boring.
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>>148412009
Well he is now, thanks to his newly found firepower and his godly skills at taking out flankers.
Still, don't expect a McCree to open up a chokepoint like soldier 76 does.
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When will Blizzard just abort Hanzo?
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>>148411946
Yes. McCree wasn't a founding member. After the Strike Team ended the Omnic Crisis Overwatch was expanded into a world peacekeeping (avengers/justice league) force by the UN, lead by Morrison with Ana second in command. Reyes lead the Overwatch blackops division creatively named Blackwatch.

When McCree was young he was in a gang. The train you see dangling off the rails on the attacker spawn on Route 66 is the last robbery the gang pulled off, Reyes and Blackwatch caught up with them and they arrested McCree. Instead of prison McCree was given the option to work under Reyes in Blackwatch, which he did until Overwatch disbanded.
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>>148410179
Looks really generic.

Is there a pyro?
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>>148412173
those are fixed in the PTR anon
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>>148412173
ptr has reduced projectile hitboxes so that won't happen anymore.
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>>148412201
"fixed" as in made Hanzo trash can tier
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>>148412107
So he joined Overwatch at 7?
What kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here?
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>>148411946

McCree was never a straight up member of Overwatch. He was originally the leader of the Deadlock Gang and then became part of Blackwatch. When Blackwatch's rogue elements wanted to destroy Overwatch, McCree basically told both sides to fuck off. Then he became a one-man A-Team, which is why that shot up van in front of the Hanamura attack spawn is there.
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>>148411592
>daddy

what did she mean by this?
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>>148412239
just give the nigger a double jump like his brother and he's fixed
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>>148412173
Hey they made his horizontal hitbox better in the ptr!

Vertical is still the size of a beach ball.

>>148412239
Good hanzo is a shit class.
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>>148412194
So the train was there for years then
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>>148411897
i actually like some of those but some of them are way out of character
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>>148412149
His firepower isn't newly found though. He was originally this strong, plus the FtH damage, back in beta, before he was nerfed. Now they're giving it back.
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>>148411897
>Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, kid. Even if it's a big one.
This gets more and more dumb every time I read it.

>>148412173
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>>148412239

>actually has to aim and hit with projectiles

Jesus christ how horrifying.
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>>148411714
All Ana can do is pray she hits her tranq that is a projectile on a delayed shot against a target that is likely highly mobile.
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>>148411653

ster/v/77919999

twitch

12:30
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>>148412249
Overwatch operated for 20-25 years before disbanding. McCree ran in the Deadlock Gang, likely until his late teens or early twenties, before being caught by Reyes and joining Blackwatch under him. See >>148412194
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>>148411946
Not a founding member, but probably joined blackwatch at like 17
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>>148410098
i can't tell if this is encouragement or discouragement
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>>148412313
What's the point of him when there's a sniper with a hitscan weapon? He's outclassed in every way.
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>>148412194
>the train is still on fire after 30 years
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>>148412249
Probably joined when he was a teenager. Probably closer to something like 17 or 18. When Reyes took him under his wing and taught him to shoot.
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>>148412298
Yeah, like a decade at least. Apparently no one bothered cleaning it up.
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>>148411897
>I guess it's not so easy when they shoot back, huh?
76 putting bitches in their place
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>>148410840
Doomfist (he has all three skins of The Savior, The Scourge, and The Successor. How the other heroes interact with him in dialogue depends on which skin you use)

A girl who models herself after a Japanese Magical Girl, but uses tech instead of magic. She focuses on debuffing the enemy team and AOE damage.

Another flying hero, but focuses more so middle range to long range with an assault rifle over rocket launchers

Someone who specializes in using drones

A fire counterpart for Mei. Someone like The Fury

A pure Melee fighter with nightsticks, stun guns, and pepper spray

Another Cowboy, but uses a rifle and a lasso
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>>148412329
>>148412332
>>148412391
If all your calculations are exact, McCree joined overwatch when he was 17.
That's bullshit.
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>junkrat potg
>ult at 3s
>explodes killing nobody in the middle of nowhere
>back to first person, gets 21 points for killing a sliver of health off a rein that hammered down near him with a concussion mine
B L I Z Z A R D
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>>148412357
>that finger positioning
this is lewd isn't it
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>>148412205
>People treat a hardened veteran super soldier like a teenage anime protagonist who is embarrassed in fanart

Fucking lame, man.
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>>148412380

I dunno, probably being able to have a mini widow ult, and his ryugawagatekiwofuckoff.
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>>148412494
>shipfags are fags
more news at eleven
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>>148411897
>Even you can't outrun bullets, kid.
But it's pulse munition, you cuck.
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>>148412045
You gonna make me, tough guy?
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Pic related. Is it actually possible to receive account restrictions for constantly playing with extremely high latency? It's pretty painful, but I need the exp gains. I tell my team before every game(only playing brawl) that I have shit internet, and they generally end up having to 5v6 since I'm literally useless. Been getting reported a lot for "griefing" as a result.
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>>148412557
>at eleven
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>>148412462
Why is that bullshit? He was recruited by Reaper from his gang into the super secret shadow organization that literally all it did was shady shit for overwatch, I don't think they would care about his age.
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>>148412494

>hardened veteran super soldiers are not human beings

You do realize they get prepared for combat situations, and not for lewd moms.
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which girl is the biggest cum slut
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>>148412380
>Tracer arrow
>Can shoot things at close range (if you can aim, lol, good look hanzo mains)
>Ryuga teki go fuck yourself
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>>148412462
>If all your calculations are exact, McCree joined overwatch when he was 17.
How do you figure? He could have joined anytime between 30 years ago (when Overwatch was founded) and 5-6 years ago (just before Overwatch disbanded) from current-game-time.

Given some of the concept art we've seen it looks like McCree joined around the same time as Mercy in the 'second wave'. This makes sense given that they're the same age. They were likely 17-20 when they joined, based off that one bit of concept art that shows them in Overwatch and Pharah looking like a 12-16 year old (Pharah is 5 years younger than McCree and Mercy)
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>>148410031
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>>148411897
the only good one is still the symmetra one
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>reinhardt random yolo charge at nothing
>just happen to run into it by accident
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>>148412615
Pick rein and witness him going full sanic speed with his hammer as attack speed is tied with your latency.
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>>148412295
hanzo was balanced before his nerf
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>>148412615
>need the exp gains
>5v6 since I'm literally useless
vs AI is probably better for that. I'm not sure about your question though.
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STOP LEAVING OUT THE OWG ID LIST
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>>148412631
>the face of OW that interacted with the public the most would get a nosebleed and incapacitated any time a woman hit on him

Nah.
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>>148410031
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>>148412727
No he wasn't, he was "spam arrows, the class".
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>>148410796
Just aim and play like a sniper then? Like Hanzo or something?
>>
here's a bunch of info from the ster stream for those that missed it
>mercy damage buff is being changed back to 30%
>4 maps are being worked on but no guarantees on when or if they'll be released
>a new map will probably maybe be released soonish
>new game modes are being worked on but the first map to be released won't be one
>zenyatta might get nerfed to 175 if they think he's too strong
>new skins will be released before summer ends, don't think they mentioned how many
>they plan to add an option that lets you see friendly health bars no matter what hero you are
>they intend to patch the PTR one more time and then the patch will go to live a week afterwards
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>>148412627
Why is McCree depicted in team photos with other Overwatch members then if he's just part of Blackwatch?
It makes no sense.
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>>148412716

This. Swing your hammer like a retard.
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>>148412437
>Doomfist (he has all three skins of The Savior, The Scourge, and The Successor. How the other heroes interact with him in dialogue depends on which skin you use)

>A girl who models herself after a Japanese Magical Girl, but uses tech instead of magic. She focuses on debuffing the enemy team and AOE damage.

>A fire counterpart for Mei. Someone like The Fury

>A pure Melee fighter with nightsticks, stun guns, and pepper spray

I LOVE THESE IDEAS
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>>148411003
>all of these people with less than fucking 10 comp points
Holy shit, I'm too embarrassed to even say
116
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>>148412727
He had like 2% pick rate in tournaments. He needs to be reworked
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>>148412654
You forgot
>no cooldown on your escape ability
>e deletes fucking everything
>not half as vulnerable as widow is while preparing to fire
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Sex with Symmetra!

Kisses with Hana!

Anal with Ziegler!

Cuddles with Reinhardt!
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>>148412808
Considering you have no falloff on your direct hits, sure, why not?
It's effective to just spam rockets at a chokepoint
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>>148412821
Blackwatch was a division of Overwatch.
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>>148412712
>run around a corner on 76
>get killed instantly
>killcam is hanzo spamming randow arrows to the general direction of the enemy team
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>>148411897
>And that's why you should do your own shooting.
>Doubt you'd fit in the slaughterhouse.
>Should've researched how to duck.
>Don't worry, I made sure the bullet holes were evenly spaced.

Savage.
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>>148412808
Hanzo with projectiles that are SUPPOSED to have a hitbox that large.
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>>148412821
The same reason Reyes is in those photos, Blackwatch was a part of Overwatch. They were the same organisation. Blackwatch existed to give Overwatch deniability and Reyes the independence he required to work his edginess.
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>>148410031
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>>148412636
Mercy
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>>148411897
None for Ana?
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>>148412814
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REEEEEEEEEEEE i'm level 30 now and i literally only got 50 gold from my free boxes and i don't have a single reaper skin yet
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>>148411003
>150
I WANT TO MAKE PILES OF GOLDEN REAPER GUNS

>>148412948
People don't update copypasta, anon.
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>>148410031
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>>148411003
7
fuck comp, placement matches for free shit
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Alright, fags. How do we fix Ana?
>Make her bullets pierce through allies
or
>Increase her damage to 100
or
>Make her primary fire not a fucking projectile
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Anyone else think the dva buff is too much? Defense Matrix stays up more than half the time you shoot at her. She's like a better Rein in some cases since she can outright delete ults. It's actually pretty annoying. Zen speed buff during ult is stupid too
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>>148412892
>>148412931
Alright, i guess.
Still, all of this age\time shenanigans with Mercy, Mei and Tracer just make things overcomplicated.
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>tfw playing mercy and teammates are just out of range / LoSing your heals on purpose
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>>148412696
The trick is to be as boring as Blizzard's tame and safe ones at least half the time so some people still buy that it's legit.
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>>148413046
>having a difficult to use weapon isn't punishment for her outrageous abilities
Just learn to aim, shitter.
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>>148409901
what if they're all omnics and don't know it
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>>148412847
i'm scared of getting yelled at for being complete shit so i've stayed away from comp
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>>148413046
>>Make her primary fire not a fucking projectile
zoom in idiot
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>>148413143
>shitty lowres gif rather than the webm
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>>148413143
jesus fuck, that's even worse than the boosted genji
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>>148413143
>he can't do that Rein's m1
Found the rank 50
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>>148412934
>Moe Zarya
>McCree shutting her down anyway
I find this absolutely hilarious for some reason.
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>>148413143
It's a terrifying tornado if no one is prepared for it
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>>148413143
What is this, 2005?
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>playing Overwatch
>see this running at you
What do
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>>148413051
>Worst class in the game
>Ult does fucking nothing

>Make the ult go off slightly sooner
>Make her only other actual ability not garbage
>op pls nerf

>>148413143
That is an awful gif.
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>>148413143
boy oh boy
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>people tryharding in quickplay matches with 2 winstons and 2 lucios

how pathetic is it possible to get?
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>>148412889
I picture the rockets like some fireball spell. The damage is the same as the AOE from the explosion? What is her main propose on a team? Straight direct DPS?
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>>148413302
is that +lucio speed or just her boost?
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If the McCree buff stays I see no reason to pick soldier or pharah ever again

Soldier is just an inferior McCree and Pharah gets blasted out of the sky too easily.
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>>148413327
Pray or be mei, there's literally nothing else you can do.
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>Gods shitting on kids in competitive
can anyone stop this man?
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>>148413327
Give up
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>>148413327
Accept my fate tbhdesufampai
>>148413390
You can turn into an ice block and die when you unfreeze instead of dying right away.
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>>148413327
Hold up now
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>>148413327
take a nap
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>>148409348
haha
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>>148413143
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>>148413327
accept my fate and try to die with honor
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>>148413327
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>148413327
Just take my hands off my keyboard because there's nothing I can do.
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>>148413327
Put him to sleep
Flashbang him
Trap him
Graviton Surge
Whole Hog
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>>148412712
>consciously move out of the way reinhardt charge
>clearly completely to his side
>20 tickrate teleports you in front of his charge
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>>148413462
>sleepdart a charging Giga Reinhardt
>your teammate shoots him
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>>148413327
make it so I die as fast as possible I waste as little time as possible

nothing else to do
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Anyway to buy a Noire skin code?
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>>148413526

>she eats cheetos with her feet

P-please anon, there has to be art of this right?
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>>148413327
tranq'd him. :^)
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>>148413390
there's like only 5 heroes who can't just fuck off what are you talking about
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>>148407164
>Playing Lose-a-ton
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>>148413612
ebay or something

it's a bad skin
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>>148413503
I will never not laugh at this gif
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>>148413612
you should have preordered, all the noire codes are scams that will get your account banned for "illecit code"
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>>148413612
Literally just Google "Buy Widowmaker Noire code"
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>>148413649
haha what, the speed boost makes escape impossible
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>>148413732
My friend said he got his when he bought a physical copy of Origins does it come with a code inside the box?
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>>148410840
I WANT TO PUNCH THINGS
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zZzzZZ, soldier 76.
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>>148410840
ME2 vanguard
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>>148413653
>"Look at this webm of me killing my fellow low MMR shitters"
>>148413789
You get a Noire code in your Origins box if you preordered it.
t. preordered physical Origins copy from Amazon
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>team member leaves game
>go down a full rank
>win game right after
>barely 1/10th of a rank
why
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So is Ana too OP or what? downloading ptr right now. How much is she breaking games atm?
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>>148412807
there's literally nothing wrong with that
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>>148413868
My friend didn't per-order it though and said he still got a code inside the box. He is from AUS though.
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Everyone just shoots the sleeping tranq'd guy. I wish there was a better visual que like Zarya's bubble
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>>148413891
Hard to play well, relies heavily on team coordination. Is strong in the right hands but very weak in the wrong hands.
>>
Which hero would win in a sharpshooting contest?

The targets are clay disks being thrown through the air by Reinhardt. Their hitboxes are about the size of Tracer's head.
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>>148413891
she sucks desu
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>>148413789
Only in specific countries, like india.
Blizzard isn't Valve and the Battle.net Launcher isn't steam, you can't just activate a key and be done with it, assuming you're going to buy a noire skin key you have to put it in your account management shit, and pray that its legit or they will nuke your account for fraud.
why even bother, it's a shitty skin
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>>148413891
She isn't OP, but pairing her ult with Reinhardt or an ult'ing Genji is one of the easiest ways to wipe a team.
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>>148413859
Whenever I did that in higher difficulty I just exploded. I completely used it wrong and didn't have a grasp of videogames.
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>>148413872
This, it's bullshit
I won two games fair and square, don't go up a full rank
Lose two games because a teammate left in BOTH of them, lose a rank and a half
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>attack on Vodka Industries
>two people instalock Genji
>followed by another
>warily pick him too
>one person picks Mercy
>the other picks Hanzo
>....this isn't gonna work, no way
>enemy team is five fucking Bastions and a Zarya
>IT WORKS
>we take both points in under three minutes
So far, every 3+ Genji team I've been on worked really well. I'm...impressed? And kinda concerned.
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>>148413837
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>>148413947
Genji ult needs a fucking range nerf if they're going to add more movement speed into the game.
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>>148413932
Does McCree have time to say it's twelve o clock beforehand?
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>>148396809
>be Mercy
>I kind of like playing her but i hate it when fags yell at me
>really tense because we keep just sliding through on overtime
>im not having fun because this one faglord wont stop begging for health
>roadhog wont heal himself either, like he's new or something
>we all make a final push at the end
>we get the payload through during overtime
>I get play of the game
>everyone tells the faglord to fuck off
it really is nice to be appreciated
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>>148413891
>downloading the ptr
>not copying your normal client files over your ptr folder and download a small 1gb ptr patch
m8
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>>148413925
Noire is preorder only. That just means he got a preorder copy.
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>>148409963
>>148410008

/fit/ here

If you're deadlifting 225, are male, and you've been lifting more than 6 months, you aren't putting in the work, and should be very ashamed.
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>>148410236
Nigger just ask a friend to get on the other team and help you
Plus, zenyatta's are even harder
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Does Winston prefer crunchy or smooth peanut butter?
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>>148413940
>why even bother, it's a shitty skin
OCD
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>>148410384
>not knowing how really effective sym is in koth
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>>148414021
What dumpster fire of an mmr are you in?
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>>148414024
What do?
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>>148414021
thicc....
Thicccc..
THICCCCCCCC!
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>>148414081
>/fit/ here
Cool, get the fuck out now.
>>>/fit/
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>>148413891
Her ult is stupidly strong on certain heroes, like Reaper.

You don't even have to combine it with another ult, you can just have it on a dude and he will get shit done.
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>>148414038
Assuming he did, it wouldn't matter: the targets are considered head hitboxes, and Deadeye only locks on to people's bodies.
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>>148414124
smooth
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>>148413327
McCree: Easy there!

Pharah: Jump the fuck out of there

Reaper: "I'm going Ghost!"

Tracer: Blink

Junkrat: Trap or send him flying

Mei: Ice wall or block

Widowmaker: ZIP!

D. Va: Jump

Winston: Jump

Zarya: Gravity

Ana: YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT NIGGA?!?!

Lucio: "Push Off!" Then boost run like hell.

Mercy: Fly to nearest ally

Zenyatta: Pass into the Iris.
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>>148410840
>Doomfist
>Pyromaniac (maybe a Junker?) with an AoE fire field
>Someone who can "jam" an enemy to add a few seconds to all of their cooldowns, including for abilities that are ready to use, effectively silencing them
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>>148413891
no she's not at all OP. she really isn't going to do damage. Really Ana will be an okay healer with the option to knock out enemies or shoot them. Her grenade and ulti are really great though. i'll probably play her alongside Mercy
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>>148414128
So fucking what? are you going to kill yourself because you can't get the Season 1 top 500 players spray and the pretty obvious top 500 skins they will probably introduce in the next seasons?
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Which Torb emote guys?

Fisticuffs or Overload?
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>>148414081
>/fit/ here

oh hey a homosexual.
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>>148413960
Same, but it made Insanity fun as hell once you got the hang of it, at least when it wasn't bugging the fuck out.
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>>148414021
D. Va isn't that thicc, unless this is Mei cosplaying her.
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>>148413785
I forgot reinhart can fly and is immune to stuns and sleeps, my bad
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>>148414273
you mean top 500 hackers in Overwatch

Blizzard anti-cheat isn't working.
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>>148413891
Genji ult + Ana ult = Holy shit.
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>GO HOME TO YOUR WHITE DICK

What did she mean by this?
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worst game ever how do you neets play this shit
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What did Kaplan say on great warrior's stream?
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>>148414349
Are you eager to cheat just for a spray, anon? :^)
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>>148414358
Overkill, Genji ult is already a free team wipe.
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>>148414273
Anon shut up, if I ignore it's existence I don't have to worry about it.

But I keep seeing Noire in the fucking skin list.
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>>148414124
Smooth, mercy doesn't like the feel of peanut chunks dabbed on her twat.
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>>148414276
Fisticuffs.
>>148414298
As if we aren't as gay as them
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>>148413859
I was literally thinking about this today
i just finished me1 last night and started me2 then played some overwatch today, thought how rad it would be if there was a vanguard like character

no idea how it would work
>>
>be scientist
>enemy has genji + mercy
>but their reaper is guarding them
What do?
>>
are ptr updates gonna be live next week?
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>>148414394
>worst game ever
Uh, no. It's mediocre and super casual, but it's fun and easy to jump right into. Not to mention it's polished as hell, and the waifu's are top fucking tier.
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>>148414360
is that someone's directed taunt at ana because she craves reinhardt's BWC?
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>>148414429
You had to preorder the game then, you shitcunt.
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I WILL COLLECT ALL OF THE CUTES

ALL OF THEM

IT IS MY DUTY
MY BURDEN
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>>148414041
i did this and the shit is still downloading
wat did i do wrong
i mean its not even downloading its that bullshit where battlenet doesn't even download 0B/s
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>>148413126
RIP fat bro. May you have all the snacks in heaven.
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>>148414000
A roadhog just DC'd at the start of koth on nepal
ended up getting half a level for it
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>>148410840
Past couple times this came up I suggested Chow Yun Fat with a dog companion.

Another I thought might be cool:

>Greek brawler designed to melt tanks
-LMB is light attack, RMB is a block to reduce uncoming damage
-Left Shift is a heavy attack
-E is a throw that does percentage damage, ecept against shields, in addition is a small flat damage.
-Ult stunlocks a single enemy with damage dealt based on a combo input

Greek is kind of up in the air. I wanted to see something like Gally or Mahoro in the vein of powerful fighting robot/cyborg in a small frame. I like that character type in general, and the game lacks any hero dedicated to pure melee.

I also thought a French or Lebanese oceanographer based on a combination of Jacques Cousteau, Captain Nemo, and Steve Zissou would be cool, but I can't really think of any way that he would fit. Better than a pirate character, at least if they go with ocean base character.
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>>148414442
You haven't been to /fit/ then.
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>>148414320
I think I gave up my play through for vanguard when I spammed a bunch of knockbacks on a guy and pushed him straight through the ground. He wasn't dead and the door wouldn't open so I just gave up.
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>>148414479
mediocre if you have the taste of an autistic 5 year old. i bet you liked sonic. trash/10
plus battlebourne will always reign superior
>>
They should let you melee zarya bubbles without charging her to offer some form of counter play to her.
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>>148414551
>i mean its not even downloading its that bullshit where battlenet doesn't even download 0B/s
gee maybe because there's suddenly 18 gigs worth of bits for the client to go through to figure out whats missing
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>>148414551
it bugs the launcher, keep pausing and restarting and it works, i did it this way and i was playing the ptr 30 minutes after the launch
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>>148414410
why not? it takes a day to write an aim bot and like 1/10th of the people in top 500 use them.
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>>148414617
>go up close to someone who can tear you to shreds to have a minimal attempt of dealing 30 damage

Ye unless you re reinhardt its not a good idea
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>>148414520
I have Noire and I didn't preorder.

Don't fucking ask me how because I don't know.
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>>148414158
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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who /mercy/ here?
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>>148413789
Your friend is right, it does. However I'm not sure if EVERY physical copy includes the code. (My box had a sticker attached to it, which said that "comes with Noire skin". You should maybe doublecheck that.)

Anyway, there definitely ARE codes for the skin, so it's an exception. All the other Origins skins however unlock with the game's proper code.

>>148413940
>you can't just activate a key and be done with it
Yes, you can. But only for the Noire skin.
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PC players infuriate me. They can't play together unless everyone is on a mic, getting orders barked at them. No instinct.
>fags standing outside the point as S76, Widow, or some other useless character
>get on the chat and say "GET ON THE POINT YOU FUCKS"
>suddenly, they all go toward the point
Like a bunch of fucking kids that need their hands held
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>>148414617
what kind of a "counter" is that? you get to punch her once

whoo
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Anyone want to group up fro some comp? I'm a dedicated healslut.
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>>148414671
shits been like this since 9am this morning its 2pm now
>>148414706
yeah ive tried this and relaunching it an all that but i MIGHT get a minute of download at a few kb/s then it stops again
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>>148414671
>overwatch
>18gbs
The fuck? the game is barely 6gbs anon.
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>>148410840
guy under 24
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>>148414762
Whats your tag
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>>148414747
Stacy give me a webm of Overwatch on console.
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>>148414747
>"GET ON THE POINT YOU FUCKS"
why did i read this with soldier 76's voice
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Can Defense Matrix intercept and delete Ana's ult midflight?
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>Get 79 elims as tracer
>33,000 damage
>still lose

Foreverially 55
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>>148413612
it obscures her ass
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>>148410840
Support chef who supplies rations for you to regain health.
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>>148414617
The counter play to her is not shooting
Or shooting when you know you can finish her off in a go/ you know she already wasted her shield
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>>148414081

Wait, 2plate is 225? Shit, nigga. I lifted 255.Been lifting for 4 months
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>>148414836
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why is this rodent so fucking fun
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>>148414785
it's not bugged, the client interface just isn't updating, monitor your network
>>
how do i git gud on ganji
>>
>>148414785
no you actually keep downloading stuff, anon.
it's just the kb/s counter that bugs out, you still keep downloading shit.
>>
Anyone have the "pass into the anus" Zenyatta image?
>>
>>148414925
I wish this wasn't so accurate.
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>>148414445
Get the Shadow Broker DLC because there's a boss battle that's really funny with Vanguard.

I'd imagine Vanguard in Overwatch would play pretty much the same way as D.va, except much more fun.
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>>148414747
>>148414836

>>148414868
I will never forget the Medic's tried and true words.

"Standing near the point does nothing. GET ON THE POINT."
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post you'res
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>>148414945
>expecting someone to know and understand netlimiter
anon pls
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>>148414967
>>148414945
well shit senpai, by now if it was downloading at regular speeds it should be done but whatever
cheers for the heads up
>>
>>148414932
Junkrat taking no damage from his throwable mine is honestly one of the most retarded mechanics I can think of and this game is full of them.
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>>148415059
>>148414925
>console players can't aim
VS
>PC players can't work as a team
I'll take the former.
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>>148415080
lets be real he'd be so fucked if he took even like 20 damage from his mine
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>>148415080
Really?
Junkrat not being damaged by his mobility is retarded?

That, out of everything in the game, is your issue?
>>
>>148415080
No the problem is how fast he can detonate it. There should be a delay to prevent those insane 240 damage bursts that he can deliver in less than a second.
>>
>>148415080

Reaper, Tracer, and torbjorn being able to headshot is more retarded
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>>148415136
>PC players can't work as a team
There's plenty of people mid 60s who will communicate if you talk first.
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>>148414948
do the same combo every time and pray nobody catches on and figures out how to avoid it
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>>148411604
>fanartists drawing Genji with green eyes
REEEE
>>
>>148415163
>>148415160
Any heroes with explosives should take full damage from their own shit, fuck Blizzard's hugbox game where you can play like a retard and be rewarded constantly.

Especially since now Pharah + Mercy are gonna be everywhere in the new patch.
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>>148415312
>Especially since now Pharah + Mercy are gonna be everywhere in the new patch.
they aren't
mercy's buff is being canceled
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>>148415297
whats the combo?
>>
>>148415080

If the mine did damage to him he would be completely fucked in close-quarters fights since his regular grenades already do damage to himself.
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>>148415207
You can.

It's called shooting him.

Plus it's 120 at max.

>>148415312
If we can actually rocket jump with pharah than sure.

Outside of that quit complaining about one of the easiest classes in the game to kill.
>>
>>148409776
They killed a bunch of innocent humans. It sounds like most of them are bad.
>>
>>148415312
And let's make it really realistic and make their teammates take damage too. I mean, it's explosions, right?
>>
>>148415250
>if you talk first
That's the problem idiot
>>
hanzo/tracer/widow/genji players are the worst people. They instalock them and arent even good.

this game gets me fired up like in dota 2 you know when you lose at the hero select screen.

got a ton of POTGs as junkrat. rating is 55 used to be 58.
>>
>>148415207
Mine does 120 bro, don't know where you're getting 240
>>
>no one I play with agrees that Tracer is op
>they claim shes fine because shes only got 150hp
>they claim shes easy to take care of
>check their profiles
>most played: Tracer

Really makes you think
>>
>>148415367

right click melee dash
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>>148415376
direct hit from a nade and the mine can be delivered faster than you can react to it, and it will deal 240 damage
>>
anyone have a hq version of the no pulse mercy reaction face?

gonna get it on a mug
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>>148415462
>Tracer is op
>Tracer
End this fucking meme please
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>>148415467
>Direct hit from a nade
>I got killed by someone with aim, this is awful
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>>148413785
Who is Pharah?
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>>148415462

How is Tracer OP? I mean single tracer, not stacked tracer
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zarya and reinahrdt need some minor nerfs

zarya should have less HP for being able to become completely immune so often

reinhardt should NOT do that much damage with such a wide range, literally 2-shotting every offensive hero.
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>>148415367
m2 + melee + dash I think
I don't play him though
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>>148415376
>Plus it's 120 at max.
He's probably thinking of the mine trap + wait for CD double bomb.

>>148415437
>That's the problem idiot
You just talk when you're in hero select? I don't see the problem. You don't have to wait until you have ults.
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>>148415383

Don't answer /pol/ b8
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>>148415539
>reinhardt should NOT do that much damage with such a wide range, literally 2-shotting every offensive hero.
He literally only has a melee weapon
Every offensive hero has longer range than melee
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>>148415207
>>148415467
>I bitched about Junkrat literally before the game hit it's first week anniversary
>knew he was broken from the get-go
>NO DUDE HE'S FINE BRO GIT GUD XDDD
>now people are waking up to his cheapness, how he's low-risk/high-reward and way too powerful
I swear if I get into game design I'd be the GOAT
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>Genji's voice actor was Goki in the Street Fighter series
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>>148415539
>completely immune so often
A 200 HP shield that lasts 2 seconds, on a 10 second cooldown?
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>>148415517
She certainly isn't all but 5 heroes.
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>>148415539
he doesnt 2 shot
his swings do 75 and he has to be in melee range

he can only 2 shot tracer
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>>148415367
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5wqleyVFo
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>tfw lost a bunch of ranks
>no longer get matched with all the familiar faces i got used to playing with
Fug
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>>148414041
>not having 100mbps+ connection in a year of 2k16
breh
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I don't understand how they distribute points, the hell?

Had a pretty good game with Reaper, literally single handedly carry my team kicking and screaming to the end with 4 golds and a silver and I got 2/5 of a bar.

Had a boring game as Lucio and Winston, eh 3 golds only because I was just afking on the point the whole time and I got a FULL FUCKING BAR. One whole rank. How does this work?
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Can someone post the webm of 4 console players failing to kill one D.Va?
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>finish a game
>do well
>get a friend request
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Anyone have the "pass into the anus" Zenyatta goatse image?
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post em
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>>148415539
>literally 2-shotting every offensive hero
Hammer is 75 damage.
Every offense hero but Tracer can take 3 hammers before dying.
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>>148415686
>>148414925
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>>148415539
>zarya should have less HP for being able to become completely immune so often
just don't shoot the shields bro
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>>148415513
Since we're talking about a time frame of less than a second here, and both grenades and the mine have travel time, we are assuming close proximity to the enemy. In which case aiming a direct hit with a grenade is not a difficult task. Throwing the mine and detonating it in mid-air close to the enemy is also not difficult at all.

It's like you don't even play Junkrat.
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>>148415608
No you wouldn't because you think junkrat is OP
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>>148415720
>Doesn't even go that fast
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>>148415608
He probably won't get nerfed because most people play him by just spamming grenades aimlessly onto objectives or into chokepoints though
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HOW THE FUCK DO I BREAK FIRST POINT ON HANAMURA
JESUS CHRIST ITS IMPOSSIBLE
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>>148415835
>SPEEEED BOOST
>YOU HAVE SHIELD, GO
>RRUUUAAAAGH
ez
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>>148415608
>Junkrat is broken
This is always funny to me.

He's low risk high reward but so are half of the other classes in the game.
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>>148415835

Why are CP maps so shit and KOTH maps so great?
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>>148415835
play any flanker class, capture the first point, force the enemy team out of the gate, watch as your team goes full jenkins to your aid
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McCree is LOVE McCree is LIFE
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>playing offense torb
>mfw 2 golds and a silver

lets hear those guns
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>>148415835
1) Stay alive.
2) Manage to kill one of the defenders.
3) If you're still alive, leverage your 6-on-5.
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>>148415720
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>>148415835
How the fuck do I HOLD first point on Hanamura? Point B can be doable but christ point A is impossible.
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>>148414918
keep at it brah.

Stay disciplined and you'll make it. Read the sticky and don't do any stupid shit like GOMAD.

The fact that you aren't calculating your weight makes me nervous. Be sure to read up, and watch some youtube videos on proper form. It's important to get it right now, because once you get swole, you will literally snap your shit up if you have bad habits. That's why you see so many guys with shoulder/back issues in the gym.

Rippetoe is a meme, but he can teach you good form at the very least.
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>>148415941
gee it's as if asymmetrical maps require delicate design and balance (which Blizzard is incapable of) while KOTH maps are symmetrical and therefore lmao who gives a fuck it's always going to be fair
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>>148412615
Why would you need XP in a game you can't play?

Why are you happy to ruin 11 other peoples game?

Just how fucking retarded can you get?
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>>148415783
In a game with universal speed, any amount of speed increase is extremely noticeable.

>>148415835
Go something with mobility to the point to try and bait people from the gate.

Then try and make it a fight around the point.
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Ana is actually such a great soloqueue hero because it's so hard to get people to stop being afraid and push, but then you give 'em the nana boost and everyone's like "oh shit go in and follow that guy!" especially if you boost a reinhardt
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>>148415568
Talking shouldn't be necessary unless you're in a TDM type game

See the big, floating symbol? The one that says DEFEND under it real big? Something tells me you're supposed to DEFEND the fucking thing, not stand 50 yards away and fire your shitty bow/grenade gun. That's not helping.
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>>148415447

>grind up 7 levels after hitting a string of decent rando teams over two days
>log in yesterday
>first team has three hanzos
>second had some cunt playing torbjorn on Hollywood attack
>third had no tank, no healer, hanzo, bastion on attack
>fourth I can't remember, think it was torbs and bastion on koth, by now I'm blind with rage
>these four games wipe out my 7 level increase and I'm now fighting to not go below my start point
>log out of overwatch and drink whisky

I think I'm done with competitive. I can't stand the fact that any of my successes can be immediately undone by one idiot who seems to willfully fuck things up. I'm just going to troll for the rest of the season, instapick mei on all maps and just fuck my team on purpose. Fuck these people.
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>>148415947
>resumed smoking cigars because of him
fml
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>>148416004

When the next update comes out I'm playing KOTH maps only. Chokepoints can eat a fat one
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>>148414810
Virgil#1666

I think. Is that right?
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>>148415941
KotH is trash mode. Game is balanced around payload and it shows on KotH where 90% of hte cast is a liability.
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>>148416050
>I'm playing KOTH maps only. Chokepoints can eat a fat one
A lot of koth maps are choke point city though
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>>148415662
That sort of sucks.
I never played Hanzo but good Hanzo's is pretty fun on your team or not.
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>>148415539

You're dumb as shit. Stop posting.
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>>148415989
>>>/fit/
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>>148415720
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>>148415835
>Tracer or Genji sneaks by and gets on the point
>everyone leaves the choke to go beat them up
>they run off to heal and now the fight is on the point instead of at the choke which is much easier to win
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>>148416087

I don't think every hero deserves equal representation (The idea of making 23 characters equally viable is ludicrous) KOTH with no hero stacking is the most fun for me.
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>>148416046

Maybe if you intake enough nicotine at once you will gain enhanced reflexes and sight!
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>>148409574
This isn't Capcom Pro Tour, they can throw changes into the mix and jumble up metas any time they want to.
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Who does Junkrat pair best with?
faggot shit
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>>148415532
If anything she needs a buff. I'm not talking about dps. Her cooldowns last way too long for her abilities. I shouldn't have to be useless for 15 seconds out in the open if I need to blow all my blinks lucking out on a Roadhog who can't hook for shit. And don't even get me started on her recall cooldown.

yes, she's my most played character, which means that I'm right
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>>148415720
>>
there should be a skill-floor that just autobans anyone that stays beneath it for too long
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>>148416110
It's a brutal and fair change. This logarrows are awful and must go fuck themself. Random arrowshit are close to end. Finaly. Learn how to actualy shoot.
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>>148409875
Stamp out these social injustices wherever you find it, anon.
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>>148416209
no faggot shit*
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>>148416025
>not stand 50 yards away
I'm not having that problem mid 60s. Could be luck though, I don't play much.
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>Ana's bullets can automatically differentiate between friend and foe

wouldnt it make more sense to just put that shit in the air and end battles before they even start?
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>>148415720
>>148416148
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>>148416308
>I don't know how nanomachines work
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>>148416194
you don't smoke cigars for nicotine, anon
that's what cigarettes are for
cigars are for taste and smell
the relaxing effect of nicotine getting into your bloodstream through your tongue is a pleasant side effect
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>>148416190
>I don't think every hero deserves equal representation
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>>148416308
Spreading nanobots fucking everywhere probably breaches whatever their version of the Geneva convention is.
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>>148416308
I was considering it as her switching modes based on target, but not actually making the player do that because it would be clunky as fuck and not fun to do.
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>>148416190
>I don't think every hero deserves equal representation
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I need a substitute mercy/lucio player for a league match for my team tonight at 7pm AU/9pm NZ time. Must be from Australia/NZ, looking for someone around rank 60. Genuine offer, will post contact details if you want in
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>>148415835
>mfw a Sym main and this is her best defense map
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>>148416308
What if her bullets are literally omnics?
>>
WOW GUYS GUESS WHAT A MEI JUST DID ROFL
SHE FROZE ME FOR FREE
AND
AND THEN SHE HEADSHOT ME FOR F-FREEE
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>>148416347
>not the direct hit

baka
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>>148416278
What about shotguns where there's a minimal level of skill, and hitbox size and distance dictates your damage?
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>>148416469
are you okay anon?
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>>148416480
See I thought about putting the direct hit, but the direct hit actually does damage and moves quickly.

Her RL is like the air strike except without the one thing that doesn't make the air strike a strict downgrade.
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>>148416469
what you're saying is
you got killed for freeze?
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>>148416359

>I have a degree in nanotechnology because I'm a timetraveller from a fictional future
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>>148413462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_KJqh2HXno
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>>148413612
I bought the Origins edition for PS4 yesterday, got the code but I don't care about skins much. Still need it?
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>>148416523
120 damage doesn't count as damage? m8
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What is this Mei complaining all about? She's never fucking played because she's so useless.
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>>148410424
Mine has that stupid light on it but you can turn that shit off with the software
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>>148416549
Yes, and?
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>>148410524
great skin on a great character, try him out on the next KOTH he's amazing at close range.
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>>148416492
Close range = more danger. In current state hanso lunch his log from the middle of fucking nowhere to a adge of wall and get free kills because reasons.
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>>148416378
>>148416424

Trying to make every character viable is a waste of time. Embrace the Generalists and The specialists
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>>148416586
Compared to the direct hit no.

If you want a better comparison it's the direct hit but without the speed or damage boost.
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>>148416308
Mercy would probably go apeshit
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>>148413327
Flash and begin the Lord's prayer.
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>>148416308
>Torbjorn's turret can automatically differentiate between friend and foe
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>>148416553
fucking north koreans
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>>148416682
I'm talking about the hitbox change effecting shotguns. All projectiles got effected, I assume that the models got hitbox changes too which would mess with hitscan.
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>>148416747
>north
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What if Ana's and Widowmaker's dialogue was Blizzard hinting at Amélie slowly regaining her memories and the brainwashing losing its control over her?
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>>148410840

I want another edgy parody like reaper. They're good at it. Whenever I play reaper i still often get a chuckle out of it. He's so over the top.

Something like a emo vampire healer who bemoans their fate every time they feed and who had a feud with mercy and widowemaker.
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>>148416759
I play bro 76 and this change touch me too, but I accept this with happy face if random logshit been over.
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>>148416832
I'm pretty sure she still has her memories.

She's just brainwashed, for whatever science magic you want to apply to that.
>>
What if Ana didn't actually hesitate during the sniper battle with Widow and was just making up an excuse because she's retarded enough to use a rifle that can't land headshots?
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>>148416039
This is what I'm afraid of too. I somehow got lucky and won a few in a row and got to rank 50. There's no way my luck will continue.

You don't have to be a dick though. If it's a working team then just play normally. Torb is okay enough on assault if he's giving armor
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>>148413891
her m1 isn't all that useful unless you have the time to unload it into someone but her special abilities are half ults and her ult paired with most others turn people into monsters.

but she pays for that with shit health and mobility, getting a widowmaker to take the other eye will probably be top priority for your team.
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>>148416929
WHY IS ANA USING A FUCKING PROTOTYPE RIFLE MADE RIGHT NOW BY TORB AND MERCY WHEN SHE WAS FUCKING YOUNG AND HOT AS FUCK?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH BETHESDA
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>>148415539
>zarya and reinahrdt need some minor nerfs
no
>Zarya
stop shooting her bubbles
>Reinhardt
make just one(1) step away
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>>148416929
>Put her to sleep
>Power boost herself
>Beat her head into paste
Would have been great
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>>148417046
Kill yourself.
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>our team's Lucio breaks it down
>not an enemy in sight

Why do I see this so many times?
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Where can I see the statistical distribution of skill rating among the playerbase? Is 50 average?
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>>148416893
No, you don't get what I'm saying.

Shotgun spread, particularly on D.va, is a gigantic cone that's larger than the hitbox on most characters. You can't outaim it since the spread always covers a minimum diameter that's usually larger than the hitbox.
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>>148417103
>break it down
>enemy runs away in fear
>capture objective

sounds like everything worked as intended
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>>148415064
>junkrat and hanzo in top 3

pffffttt aaah hahahahahahahaha faggot shitter
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I am cursed,
I have no other explanation for my losing streak
>Quick play: win almost always
>Comp: loss.jpg
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>>148416837
>another Zeigler fuckup
>this one was a nurse right up until Morrison and Reyes blew up HQ
>stuck herself with a batch of prototype nanomachines while Mercy tried to fix the vaguely Reyes shaped stain on the ground
>nanomachines need fresh injections of blood as they tear through her iron because science idunno
>caught in Slavlands by Talon treating hobos like juice boxes
>she does missions for money and can snack as she pleases
No idea for abilities past damaging herself to provide others with heals. Make her ult chimp out and force her to drop guns in favor of grapples to give enemies the succ. Just sends Omnics flying instead.
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>>148417046
(you)
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>>148414762
Does no one in this general actually want to play the game?
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>>148417194
Is Dva into femdom?
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>>148414248

She can kill enemy squishies fairly well. Not like the dps snipers but still respectful damage and safe distance.
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>>148417194
>mature
they look the same age

>Gritty war-hero D.Va skin, when?
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>>148417202
>I have no other explanation for my losing streak

i do. ready?

here it comes.

3...

2...

1...

you
are
a
shitter.
>>
>Ana buried her closest friends
>all of her friends are still alive

who the fuck did she bury?
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>>148417202
Players averall better in comp
There's no forced 50
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>>148417113
So what? Less damadge to shotguns because now models have normal hitboxes? Not so much less damadge to be complain about.
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>>148416832
Something something ur right bb. Wanna post more cute Mercy?
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So are there no new skins after all? Were the "summer skins" just what we're getting with Ana? should I stop saving credits? Answer me /owg/
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>>148409776
>Omnics attacked our peaceful little world, but also introduced new technologies
Humans are the minorities anon
>>
>genji picker
>on nepal
>plays like shit
>quits half way through
What do blizzard plan on doing about leavers?
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>>148417194
she isnt even korean
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>>148417335
buried as in forgot about them because they thought she was dead

wow so deep
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>>148417110
This isn't the entire playerbase, but it's a large sample size.
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>>148417407
end of summer
>>
>sub 50 rank
>constantly ranked with people 53-55, on occasion paired with 60+

I must say its motivating to see the game basically tell me my rank should be higher but at the same time its a shit load of pressure to be the lowest rank in every game
>>
>>148417425
arr rook same
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>>148417462
That's not how it works anon, it just thinks you're so bad you need carrying.
>>
Why are omnics treated as a race of peace when they are literally still at war with Russia and Korea during the game?
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>>148417559
dey good bots dey dindu nuffin
dey got soulz n shit
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>>148417438
What a shitty fucking graph, how am I supposed to read this shit?
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>>148417520

Why do you try to hurt me anon
>>
>>148417335

Gerard
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>>148417559
but they're not

they literally are beating the shit out of omnics in kings row and dorado
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>>148417559
WE
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>>148417559
DAY-BOT A GOOD BOY HE JUST GRADUATED ASSEMBLY
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>>148417559
They're robo-muslims, pay no mind to the logic.
>>
I can see why people like Tracer so much.

She is a ton of fun.
>>
>>148417618
It's makes more sense if you actually have the website, imo

http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/global
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youre a fucking idiot if you think zenyatta will go live with 200hp.

even 175 is too high with that insane damage.
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>>148417559
DINDU NUFFIN
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>>148417194
These asian girls will pursue you!
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>>148417598
>>148417680
>>148417682
>>148417726
why's everyone on this site so hung up on blacks?
it's all you fucks talk about at every opportunity, it's legit an obsession for you guys
>>
>>148417559
>i-im just a healer, bruh
>shreads tanks
>all i dindu was nuffin
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>>148417771
I'm black I just like this meme
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>>148417559
>omnics treated as a race of peace

but they're not you retard, just the ones that fucked off to meditate in nepal
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>KOTH
>99%
>jumping around on the point trying to stay alive
>"ROUND LOST..."
Okay.
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>>148417771
/pol/ is my main board, friend.
I'm here only to funpost.
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>>148417771
i thought we were talking about omnics
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>>148417694
That it does, thank you friend

>tfw apparently top 4% after 60 ranked wins

It's strange how I'm not completely awful at this game, I'm literally silver in Counter Strike (although in my defense I haven't played it much)

Since It's not straight up FPS I suppose the gameplay concepts are a bit easier to grasp for someone used to hotkey based vidya
>>
>>148417771
people want to fit in on the 4chins
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>>148417407
Kaplan restated that they were coming, either on the forums or on Star's stream. Knowing Blizzard they'll be late August.
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>>148417559
>literally still at war
Russia build its own robots because Overwatch didn't do jack-shit for them against the Omnics
>Korea
it's a single giant robot which rebuilds itself and learns from its past mistakes
we could learn a lot from it as humans
>>
>>148417771
wtf zenyatta isn't black you fucking racist
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>>148411450
Oh wow that's pretty nice
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>>148417771
>All omnics are niggers
could someone get this bigot outta here?
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>>148417559
WE WUZ OMNICS N SHIEET
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>>148417771
It's a meme, engineered for the purpose of filtering out sensitive newfags such as yourself

Only the toughest of the tough may hang out in this sekret kloob pal ;~)
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>rolled 500 coins in PTR

It will carry over r-right?
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>>148418030
>M0e's career is deader than Battleborn after this update
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>>148418087
Sure, anon.
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>>148418106
>he can still settle down and retire
no brakes on my money making train homie
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>>148417908
It's literally because it's a less skillful game. No one is going to be chasing adderall for a game of Overwatch, but they will do it in CS.
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How am I supposed to play S76? Should I play him like I play CS or CoD or what
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>>148418106
>All those streamers forced to nut up or quit now that gambling sites are banned from Twitch
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>>148417816
me too and the only version of KANGZ that I ever even smiled at was the dark souls character named t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>148413327
>nanoboosted reinhardt is literally a genji ult in tank form
the absolute madmen
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>all rippetoe can teach you is form
>implying form isn't the only thing that matters
Choice of programming is irrelevant as long as you eat enough and progress. And shitting on GOMAD makes no sense when there are people RIGHT NOW bitching about not being able to gain weight.
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>>148418240
Don't play him. Play McCree instead. His time is coming now that 76 is losing his perfect accuracy.
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>>148418240
cod idiot
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>>148416584
Sure. Not sure if I should trust random anon though.
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>>148418254
They can't gamble anyway. Valve killed CSGO gambling.
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>>148416425
Still looking
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>>148418254
what and go back to playing videogames for free money? wow what a hard choice

or is it because they've been tainted by the whole ordeal

anyway what id fucking give to have like even a few hundred consistant people watching me play vidya
at that point you get sub button and people donate pretty regularly for doing fuck all except talk shit and hang out
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>>148418375
If your choice is streaming video games for money, or fucking around on a webpage and making money, one is significantly easier than the other.
>>
>>148418375
You think their viewers actually wanted to see people playing video games? No. They wanted to see gambling.
>>
>>148418106
He's probably a millionaire m8, unless he's really stupid with money (if you are, you can hire someone who isn't)
>>
>Playing Zenyatta at 70+
>People complain that I'm not playing lucio or mercy
>Tell them to swap to Lucio or Mercy and I'll swap off of Zenyatta, nobody else is healing otherwise and lucio and mercy are boring as fucking shit to play so I aint touching them
>They never do, just continue to bitch and moan

kek
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>>148418182
m8 I'm playing whilst high on adderall right now
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>>148418351
I'm not asking anything for it. How do you want it, throwaway email adress or something?
>>
what's a more reliable website for statistics? Overbuff or masteroverwatch?
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Who counters Pharah on console?
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>console
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>>148418367
No idea what time you want but I am awake now and a support player. Not the rank you want but let me know if you want to try me out.
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>>148413363
seems to be +lucio speed, whoever the guy is grouped with is playing lucio who you can see at the beginning and end so he definitely followed him with speed boost.
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>>148418637
Bastion.
Torb.
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>>148418637
Torbjorn turret protected by Reinhardt. Works relatively well on PC as well.
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>>148418637
Torb counters everyone on console
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i'll just leave this here
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>>148418637
Aiming
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>>148418596
Does PS4 version require you to have a battle.net account?
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>zen buffs
>mccree buffs
>sudden death being removed
>overtime nerfed
>pharah and everyone else confirmed not amputees

Could a patch be anymore based if it tried?
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>>148418671
What rank/are you able to link your masteroverwatch? The current guy who offered to sub for us has a 20% mercy winrate. Its at 7pm sydney time and will last for maybe 40 minutes at most
Add me if you would prefer to keep your ID private: Scarth#11388
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>tfw want to make a webm but too lazy to download all the shit for it
>>148418637
Torbjorn, 76's ult.
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does anybody have the source vid for this dank webm?
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How to counter two bastion defense?
>>
Who to pick if your entire team is shit including yourself ?
>>
>>148418721
oh shit
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>>148418721
Wait is that real
>>
>>148418773

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WahEaudTEeI
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>>148418721
W H E N
H
E
N

I WANT MY FUCKING HUSBANDO IN HIS OLD OUTFIT BLIZZARD
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R
A
R
E
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>Real life friend wants to play ranked
>Check his profile, rank 40

What do I do?
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>>148418774
Pharah. You don't even need to see them since you can just splash the floor.
>>148418781
Lucio.
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>>148418721
dope as fuck
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>>148418876
play with him faget, that's what friends are for
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>>148418942
>friends are for bringing you down
sounds about right
>>
>try out PTR
>zenyatta sends you instantly to the kill cam if you ever appear to his line of sight

well shit might as well play 6 zarya
>>
>>148418876
>>148418942
yeah what the fuck kind of elitist are you
if you're lucky you'll get matched with shitters who you can just stomp
but most of all just have fun
its what videogames are for
>>
>>148418736
Don't think so, didn't need to log in or anything, just uses my PSN account I think.
>>
>>148419030
>hero stacking
Anon...
>>
I just bought the game yesterday and am having a lot of fun with Lucio in practice, but am not Gud yet.

What do you guys wish Lucio did more often in matches, or would stop doing? I'm not getting much communication in random matches.
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>>148418259
that's my favourite too
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>>148419047
>fun
>>
I realize it's impossible to get out of 45 in solo queue because most players either got ranked too low or too high in placement.

All the games I've played are fucking black and white steamrolls. Either we get our asses handed to us or we win in fucking 4 mins. It's starting to get on my nerves.
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>PTR
>quick play
>nobody talks on mic or in chat
>few minutes in, our ults are up
>Zen pops ult
>"WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>>
>>148419073
I guess I'll go with throwaway email. Only if you can add a time stamp with the physical code in the picture. Sorry it's just I'm hella paranoid I'll get my account sacked by a random generated key.
>>
>>148419030
his slow projectile speed makes him shit for long range and at close range he has no mobility
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>>148419129
USE YOUR FUCKING SOUND BLAST MOVE TECHNIQUE AND KNOCK THEM OFF THE MAP YOU FUCKING DUNDER BITCH
ALSO SPEED MODE ISN'T ONLY FOR WHEN WE SPAWN
>>
>>148419129
I wish he would stop playing jet set radio when his team his half dead.
I wish he didn't blow his ult just to save himself.
I wish he would utilize his amazing kit rather to do more than just sit around with a slow healng aura.

But most of all, I wish people would fucking realize his heal works by line of sight.

Basically, try to be as annoying as possible. You are a high priority target to the enemy, so make yourself as difficult to hit as possible.
>>
what should i spend gold on? i don't want to buy anything because i _might_ get another item/emote to the same slot soon after

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>148418825
lol'd hard

how do I get that good at wall riding and movement as lucio?
>>
>>148419195
Does the speed even matter? He is invulnerable and his heal is aoe anyways so you're just running around for no reason.
>>
>>148419129
Speed boost people when you know what the fuck you're intending to do with it.
Spam healing boost.
Wall ride to escape instead of 100% random swag.
Wall ride to get 6 hours contesting the point.
Learn to aim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Boop people off the ledge.
Use punch appropriately.

You are now good.
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>>148418849
Or just young.
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>Mei is 31 years old

Wat
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>>148419195
i love fast robots!
>>148419335
yes it matters you FUCKING IDIOT
>>
>>148418876
Make up an excuse, like your dog died or something.
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>>148417194
> Anri Okita
My nigga.
>>
>>148419363
she was in cryostasis for a few years
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>>148419129
i carried my shitter friends with Lucio and got 28 straight victory

here are things you need to do:
1. rape your spacebar on the payload, seriously. do it correctly and your death rate should be below 1
2. hold your left click while doing it, use right click ocassionally
3. know when yo use speed and heal, your buffs are limited by line of sight that means if your teammates are blocked by walls your buff won't work, just look at the + number on your crosshair
4. don't ever use your ult stupidly, always aim to use them to counter team-wiping ult
5. knock retards off to oblivion
6. if your enemy picks reinhardt, choose zenyatta instead
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>Sleep darting ulting Pharah
>"I think Justice needs to take a little nap."
Ana is already becoming my new favorite hero
>>
>>148419441
speed boost is not limited by line of sight
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>>148419335
since zen is backline hero it just lets him get to the front quickly to heal
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when is patch live
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>>148419439
Wasn't it like 30 years though?
Climates don't just go to shit after 5 years
>>
>>148419494
Yes it is. It goes away after a time while out of line of sight. ANY Lucio, or even Mercy player understands this mechanic.
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>>148419541
No it doesn't. Only the heal is limited by line of sight.
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H-Hey /owg/ I need to talk to you.
Please don't tell mom b-but I.
Picked Hanzo on KOTH
In Competitive.
>>
>>148419569
That could work on Nepal or Lijiang Tower but if it was Ilios you done fucked up man.
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>>148419529
Judging from how fast they pushed out the last PTR, maybe next Tuesday. Or it could be months and months away. Aside from that, the official word is this.
>>
>>148419359
>(Moon runeing intensifies)
>>
>>148419535
a couple fusion reactors blowing up can do wonders to the environment.
>>
>>148419569
thats fine. as long as you dont pick him on attack
payload

ever.
>>
>>148419629
who hires these hacks to run PR accounts?
>>
>>148410464
They all look swag like that
>>
>>148419529
expect 2 weeks, since they want to push another patch for PTR next week
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>>148419649
He has some uses, mainly for recon and payload point clearing.
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Mei ruins literally every match she is in
Trying to make a push only to be frozen after only two seconds into a fight and then headshot to death is not fun. Its bad game design because it takes control away from the player.

Either make it so the ice doesn't slow you until you are frozen or take away the freezing mechanic all together. Literally no body likes it and it only serves to get assholes in pubs easy kills.

There are tons of games where I am having a good time, then some asshole on the other team picks Mei and it becomes an exercise in frustration and having my life stolen from me. I don't believe any kill a Mei gets on me is a fair kill. I don't think I did anything worthy of me being killed. Its even more of a pain when you play Reinhardt because you can stop the freezing, but then she just walks though you shield and you have to make the choice between turning your back on the rest of her team or stopping her from freezing you as you cant get enough hammer swings off to kill her before you are stuck.

Mei is anti-fun and needs a swift change.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>148419650
>>148419650
>>148419650
>>148419650
>>148419650>>148419650
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>>148419629
they said they wanted to do another round of balance tweaks before they put it live

so 2 weeks at minimum probably
>>
>>148419752
>>148419752
>>148419752
>>148419752

NOT FURRY THREAD!
REPORT THE OTHER FOR RULE BREAKING
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>>148419721
>>148419790
dumb retards
stop doing this
>>
>>148419030
His dps hasn't changed at all, and in fact may be less potent because projectiles are now harder to hit with the hitbox adjustments
>>
>>148419569
Did you switch to winston half way through?
>>
>>148419047
>>148418942
Rank 40 shitters detected
>>
>>148419719
>Complaining about new D.va/Zenyatta after the patch hits
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>>148412486
>Torbjorn potg
>Torbjorn dies
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>>148418721
He looks so much sexier with the shorter beard
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>>148412712
>Charge misses intended target
>Approaching wall
>Enemy reaper shadowsteps infront of me
>You have eliminated Reaper
I'll take it
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>>148412712
>Charge as Reinhard at enemy mercy
>enemy Lucio knocks me off course
>pin their ulting Genji
PRECISION
GERMAN
ENGINEERING
>>
>>148418721
>he nver stopped playing cowboy
wait- that's the Blackwatch Symbol?
what does it symbolize? is that a shuttle? a jet?
>>
>>148411334
His name literally means "pure heart" in german
>>
>>148414039
>roadhog wont heal himself either, like he's new or something

Maybe he wanted to let you build charge
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