/wfg/ Warframe General

Ember's throbbing cock.

>>148327819
blacked

Question time:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736372

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>>148327742
She is a cock, isn't she?

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>>148328035
What the fuck are you fixing to do chummer?

>OD Exterm
>15 Kavat Scans with Helios
>LITERALLY NOTHING
>2 Mutagen Samples
>1968
>NO FUCKING GENETIC CODES

IM SO PISSED IM NOT UPLOADING A IMAGE

>>148327742
Nezha's tight boipucci

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guys

guys help me

I am running low

I repaeat

I am running low on credits and I don't know how to earn them besides sorties

Maximum alert

>>148328463
>nezha
>boi
Ha.

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>>148328191
Oh, just an RPG about this general.
Although with the currency I'll wait till atleast 30 people vote.

>>148328494
I would say void but....

Speaking of, I need Nezha parts so I can dress him up like Hatsune Miku but I'm bad at DEAC because I'm a shitter and don't have the whole star chart so sorties are always locked

nth for m1 garand reloading scopeless bolt action in warframe when.

>>148328634
I have one. No clue what part. Could be either the chassis or the systems.

What're you offering?

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>>148328429
>using Helios for a game mechanic that has never worked for him since he isn't able to scan plants

You have to think ahead of DE before they add shit. You have to do it by hand just like the plants on earth.


>>148328543
How far of relevance are you going?

>>148328634
I will sell you for 100 platinums

very good deal

>>148328759
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS FUCKING GAME

This can't be reality

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>>148328759
b-brother?

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>>148328885
nope just a dev team with no organization
I bet if you complained on the reddit or something they will change it. They always forget previous features until it's too fucking late for example that potato crossfire invasion that was broken.

>>148329015
WE

>>148328506
>hasnt seen feminine boy
for a faggot thread you sure say silly things

>>148329149
boys have penises, silly

nezha doesn't

>>148328728
Random prime shit or nothing, I haven't decided
>>148328851
I think maybe not tho

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>>148329135
>leddit
Anon, show me a little respect

>>148326391
>>148327612
>make a weapon with one normal and one shitty gimmick without practical application firing modes
>everyone predictably (not for DE) uses the normal one
>nerf it to "promote" using the shitty useless one.
>nerf a firing mode by reducing damage
>not adding recoil, not increasing spread
>a fucking bullet deals different damage depending on whether or not it is followed by another bullet
>the year is 2135, unironically gamedesigning like this
>all of my faces when mfw

>>148329218
oh its in there

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>>148329261
or would you rather try your luck at the forums.

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>tfw got all the mag prime blueprints in one day

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>>148329218
Well it isn't like he needs it for anything

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>>148328759
I would say this is accurate.

>>148329310
nezha was lovingly castrated and is now a real girl

>>148329518
so not even a full year?

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>>148328494
Run Void keys or do Dark Sector missions

>>148329564
>void keys
What are those?

>>148329540
boypucci

can they fix this fucking ceres invasion mission its been bugged since the update I want my reactor blueprint

>>148329809
No. Fuck you, buy plat and get all the taters you want from the market.

>>148329564
>void keys
what

>>148329809
Just keep playing it and restart if it's the bullet variety.

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>Does Inaros need nerfs?
>I was one shotting lvl 20 enemies

FUCKING WHY

>>148329962
but it's messing up my quit rate

>>148329989
>that name

It's either a kid, someone with down syndrome, or someone from /wfg/ trolling on an alt.

>>148330007
Who cares?

>>148329556
Eh, there is a chance for that to happen since I'm doing this alone. I won't rush the game out if thats what you're asking.

>>148329989
WAAAAIT wait wait wait
now wait a fucking second

is this guy serious?

https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672687-you-are-all-blinded/?page=1

My first locked thread. How did I do?

>>148330096
I don't want to end up on the blacklist anon

>>148330085
name changed by glen most likely

>>148330159
I knew the name sounded familiar

>>148330085
If its the last one, plenty of people took the bait. its over 2 pages of "feedback". If this is one of you, you really shouldnt even troll about shit like this, cause theres a very high chance this will actually gain traction due to how stupid the fags on the forums are

>>148330157
Im pretty sure they are

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>>148330159
>buggy on purpose
I'm in tears

>>148330159
You waited too long to post that, literally every patch notes thread is filled with people sucking that DE cock no matter if the changes were good or bad, you couldve posted that exact thread just about any other time.

Did they give you a reason as to why it was locked?

>>148329989
>Some months and they will want to nerf the MK1-Braton because it makes killing starter enemies too easy. Or they might even replace the Braton with an smg that shoots crumpled paper.

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>>148330159
how am I supposed to react to this

>>148329989
Inaros tanking shit with his face and autistically firing tonkor/simulor into the rift is the new meta. He'll get nerfed either way

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>Bon Qui Qui's fuckbuddy

why the fuck are you guys still fucking this piece of shit

I cannot stand that fucking DE attitude

Enjoy every ass rape from DE

>>148330736
Waiting for a better online diablo with guns to come out

The Division was shit

No others have been announced

Why the fuck does hikou prime even exist?

>less damage
>literally no crit
>ammo inefficient

>>148330736
I am addicted to space-butts.

>>148330959
>he doesn't know x2

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So a bug removed all the floppy parts from Equinox's night form

>>148331117
Wha- how ?
The patch notes don't say that they touched equinox at all.

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>>148331117

I didn't know Equinox had such a lewd body

>>148331117
What kind of vegetable is that?

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>>148331117
Come the fuck on anon.

>>148331204
They didn't, it all just disappeared randomly

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>>148331117
>>148331352
>>148331345
>>148331247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

>>148331247
>lewd body
looks like a skinny and featureless banana

if we're talking lewd bodies, banshee's premium THICC skin is basically the lewdest

>>148331707
rofl

>>148329015
tfw can't finish the orokin reactor invasion if you get that fucking grineer ship tileset

>Goes to Pluto ODD to level up Pussy
>Wave 1-3 are uncommon mods
>Wave 4 reward id R5 Uncommon

DE JUST KEEPS ON KILLING AND KILLING AND KILLING AND KILLING THEIR STAR MAP

>>148332287
>read this while doing the invasion
>what is he talking about?
>finish mission
>must be a client bug
>get into grineer cannon at mission 2
>it doesnt "fire"
>wait
>still doesnt "fire"

i understand what tile set now

>>148332763
Wait what? Everyone and their grandmothers were hailing DE about how derelict is now a great place to farm relics at forums and reddit

Maglev and Mobilize are the only two movement mods worth using, right?

>>148333148
>using movement mods

>>148333148
I think you mean Rush and Armored Agility

>>148333381
Holding shift to sprint is never efficient when you can bullet jump across a room 3x faster then sprinting by default, let alone with slide and bullet jump mods boosting your fast

>>148333369
>going slow

>>148333446
>Holding shift
don't tell me you play without sprint toggle

>>148333446
wat
>BJ
>fast

nigga theres 3 way to go fast now, BJ isnt one of em.
hint, fuccboi and fuccboi V2 are 2 ways, figure out the 3rd

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>It finally finish maturing
>Adarza Cat
I wanted Smeeta, but this is also fine.
Have no idea what happened to its tail though.

>>148333692
kittens dont have tails apperantly.
mature it and post

>>148330369
DE profits from lack of balance

OP stuff sells better so fuckers buy plat

it also provides with tools to farm faster so idiots have a false feeling of accomplishment or rigging the game to their favor

just like on Chroma release every mission ending with pellet flying gave double credits - everyone sat in Seimini with credit booster and at least one freshly bought for plat Chroma

only hotfixed after few days to pretend they did not know from the start

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyHkFz9rr9k

maybe steve isnt so bad. He just wants people to play his game.

>>148333884
dont forget the pretend bugs to give the community a sense of "involvment" and "caring".

evil as evil goes.

>>148333906
>maybe a CEO of a business doesnt want people's money
>he wants to spread love and fun and not live like a king

Why not just have a "hard mode" mathcmaking on every planet after you cleared it that you can only acces with at least one lvl 30 weapon and lvl25+ (so it can be used for leveling) frame, taht has the same, maximum level of enemies (~50) everywhere?

Also, in this mode just add bonuses (and maulses to offset them) to things droprates on certain missions, for ppl who want focus farm sepcific things. This would not only help reduced precived grind, but help reducing the byproduct loot/stockpile generation (so ppl would need to spend less time on farming specific things, but more often)

Hell, have systemwide modifiers too like extra enemy spawns but at lower levels (better drops, less XP), less drops and enemis, but higher stalker/zenuka/G3 spawnrate (speeds up assasin farm, at the cost of next to no loot or XP), increaed credit payout/drops but reduced lot and XP...

Have these modifiers and stuff rotate too weekly/monthly so ppl cant just stick to a single node, aand the perfect combination of drops/modifiers are not always avaliable, but not locked away forever either.

There, i fixed starmap lootcaves, reduced the feeling of grind wihtout actually reducing the time neede to accuire everything, left teh old system in place for purists, and all this is just some minor background changes not needing any serious rework (if they had teh time to add lunaro gamemode with its own rules and mathcmaking they sure as fuck have the time to tweak a few numbers and add a new mathcmaking to it)

>>148333906
conclave's garbage tho

they should just vomit out "cinematic" updates to maintain interest and also fuel more memes

What's the best melee for Valkyr? I'm using dual ichor rightnow

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>>148330617

HOW DO I GET CREDIT EFFICIENCY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
A

A
A
A
A


IM DYING

>>148333784
How does one mature it without naming it?

Unless I can't do that, Give me some ideas.

Hey anons, thinking about selling my account. MR19, have every single primary, secondary and melee outside of some really old event ones and every single P frame except for Ash P, and even he is only missing the BP.

Anyone got any idea where I should go to sell this account? Im done with WF, permanently, may as well get 100-150 for this turd account

>>148334821
gotta name first

do a get post and accept your fate

>>148335580
Don't ask me how I know but account selling is a thing on MPGH.net

>>148335702
Sure, Ill throw the bait out there see if anyone bites, thanks! Any other ideas where its good to start? I know I have to be careful since they crack down on that shit pretty hard

Why are we fighting the Corpus again? I understand the Grineer, but the Corpus seem like cool dudes.

>>148335580
Even Excal Prime?

>>148336276
oh no sadly, I started playing 2 years ago, I have everything outside of what you can get from Prime Access, and a few of the deluxe skins and such

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>>148336250

>>148336250
Because they won't let sell me the plans for a custom zamboober of my own. Cunts.

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Which one do I potatoe and main and which one is mastery fodder?

>>148336534
braton prime

>>148336534
the boar prime was "reworked"
the braton prime is a braton but better

>>148336534
Braton, if you insist on picking your main gun out of non-top-tier ones.

>>148336534
boar prime

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Fuck these guys.

>>148336767
>>148336734
>>148336701
>>148336771
Rework being in apostrophes must be bad and since I heard Braton 3 times that must be the better of the 2.

>>148336375
You account really isn't worth shit then.

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hi /wfg/ two threads ago I asked if anyone is willing to trade Soma P. stock and I still need that damned part. I have Bo ornament, paris lower limb, hikou stars and soma reciver to trade

sorry to anon who responded last time I had an emergency and had to go outside

>>148336891
>going outside
Fucking casual.
Ignoring.

>>148336869
They are both shit desu

>>148336869
Boar Prime is good, you'll just run out of ammo at higher levels. You can reach 100% status with 4 60% mods. It's fun.

Braton Prime is a solid rifle with high status too.

my warframe is strong

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>>148337049
I went to hospital, not to catch fucking pokemon.

>>148337263
no it isn't

my warframe is strong

>>148337397
>he doesnt know

>>148337263
My warframe has string

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>Void jizz farming
>99/100

Mild frustration. I don't want to go again for a single unit even if I can do so without bringing a key.

>>148337397
>>148337263
my warframe is STRANG

>>148337583
you can go without a key if you look at the bottom right you fucking retard

>>148336890
Of course its not worth shit you fucking mongoloid, even with Excal P it wouldnt be worth shit. This game is fucking worthless, thats why im trying to sell my goddamned account. Besides, somewhere, out there, some retard will pay.

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Obviously, MY Warframe is strong.

>>148337810
>even if I can do so without bringing a key

it's kind of cute watching newbies playing void survival.

>>148337437
this hurts me physically

>>148337810
>I have no reading comprehension please fuck my face

>>148328543
will it include sasha?
will tierqueer be the main villain?

tell me more about this shit anon

>>148334014
>>maybe a CEO of a business doesnt want people's money

Only in the video gaming industry are CEOs expected to even take part in the daily operation bullshit. This is part of what's wrong with game development in general.

Do you want the guy who is going to be monetizing shit being the same guy writing the code?

>>148337869
>>148337939

whoops

My Warframe is the jet fuel, and I am the steel beam.

>>148338079
operators can't melt warframes

>>148337981
If he can code, at least chances are he is not a complete retard.

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>>148338001
No worries anon, you were right about me being a faggot. I could partially charge another relic to make another run not as wasteful but goddamn it I don't want to. I'd rather complain about the jizz limit in a roundabout way by posting on an Inuit rug-making forum.

fissures are fun

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>>148327618
IGN: HurlockHolmes

Used to play autistically when the game was in beta but I lost interest in it due to it having so little content.

Chroma is red, Hydroid is Blue,
DESteve is a fag, and so are you.

>>148338253

>>148338253
just join some low lvl ext/cap rift and stay afk on Ember, while shitter sweat it.
You will need parts for ducats anyway

The Void is a woman.

>I've been tryin to drop argon for half an hour now

>>148338339
>Basically an excavator that doesn't want to be powered and will actively try to stop you from doing so
>Fun

I'm already sick of them but I admit that's entirely because I've done nothing but fissure runs for the last two days.

>>148338426
the void fucks too many people in the ass to be a woman

>>148338351
Blackactually you did fine

>>148338794
Then why do fissures exist?

>>148338794
So does ember, but she's still a woman

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>>148336869
Both are shit desu, But go with the Braton Prime. Both have pretty awful ammo economy, but because rifle ammo is common to encounter and Braton is slightly better with it's economy you can use it without fucking yourself over. Like you probably know the boar was nerfed a long time ago but I guess was rework as some people say (only thing i noticed was that you can now change the colour of the gold tinted parts) but overall I'd go with the Braton Prime. It's reliable, it has decent DPS and you can slightly end game with it.

>>148338516
I got the mystical multiplying argon glitch yesterday myself. Might have something to do with only having 1.

Buffed ballsocks here I come

>>148338889
Too much anal.
see: >>148338960

Where the fuck do I go farm XP now?
The "new draco" in the void sucks ass and so does Berethynia or whatever the fuck it's called.
I'm starting to have the same problem I had prior to unlocking draco.
Everything seems like an endless mission to grind just one weapon and there's no chance at ever finishing.

>>148337975
1.Probably
2.You guessed it.

>>148338889
someone's got to massage the void's prostate well, or they'e not getting that rare drop

>>148339025
you don't
it's spy missions or nothing
forumites are defending this

>>148339060
If you don't like spoilers don't read this.
The tutorial enemies are light tierfags

>>148339025
>The "new draco" in the void sucks ass
No it doesn't, it's still 1k+ kills per round

I think this may actually be it, guys. With prime farming so fucked over, I really don't have any desire to play anymore. No endgame. There's nothing to *do*. Fissures are incredibly dull, all it's done is make every single void mission the exact same objective. It was supposed to relieve void fatigue by not restricting us to the same set of missions, but they didn't replace it with anything. Only a lack of content.

Maybe I'll come back to play through War Within, but if the true endgame is just grinding Hieracon, I think it's time to leave.

>>148339193
Where mayhaps would you be referring to, kind fellow /wfg/ /vg/ goer? Help a fellow Warframe™ player out.

>>148339263
why are you talking like a retard

>>148339359
you aren't the brightest huh

oh nice they used my mag screenshot for the OP

>>148339193
What was the Draco in the void called again? I can't find it.

>>148339359
are you really this dense?

>>148339359
I was unaware that the mentally disabled had the intellectual capacity to form coherent sentences and use proper grammar. Now, you rather brutish individual, would you kindly guide me in the direction of said Warframe™ mission so that I may level up my weapons and Warframes in a quick fashion?

>>148339359
It's cause he is a retard or [DE] Steve

>>148338960
So the Void is a futa?

Nef Anyo confirmed to like girl dicks.

>>148339432
Shit.

Do not talk about anything in this thread if you don't want it to get nerfed.

>>148339664
Equinox Metamorphosis is a very good ability

>>148339520
*tips fedora*

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>all this retarded changes
fuck you

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>>148339779

Did they ever fix scorches's ignis damaging trough walls?

>>148339972
working as intended 10o :^)

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how do i go about building saryn? i've heard about her being a somewhat decent melee caster with rage, vit and reg molt but i've also heard she's good with gas snipers and spores

is the first one true? also is lanka the only option or can i achieve the same with vectis? is she a good solo frame or is she one of those "enabler" type frames

>>148339664
Everything that has been said is already on reddit even the 2 draco replacements on Sedna and the void.

>>148339540
>the void is a futa
http://i.imgur.com/zBKIi42.jpg

Reminder that Becca ign outside of warframe is Rebulast

>>148339263
Fuck off Steve

>>148339947
who make these comics?

>>148340227
Ember took after the Void.

>>148340030
okay i'm pretty sure they're either massibly buffed or bugged as fuck, its not normal that i'm getting set on fire by a scorch across 2 rooms, what the fuck?

>>148340227

I really didn't know what to expect, but I am fairly underwhelmed

>>148340938
implying it's only ember

>>148340059
come on guys i want pointers before tierqueer shows up to link me his guide

>>148341163
lose weight

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Why haven't you left yet?

>>148340440
She can't even play warframe properly, what other games could she be interested in?

>>148341240
because I am playing 3 different grinding games already, one more or less won't make a difference to my sanity

>>148341240
What game is this? And post download.

>>148340947
When they buffed our Ignis they buffed the enemy Ignis incidentally.

Innate puncthrough, decently far range unmodded etc

>>148256194

>>148341542

I was honestly expecting them to nerf ours with the same nerfs. It's so good now...

>>148341240
>gookspeak
i may not like DE but at least know god's language

did they fix menus locking up after a mission?

Ok so with only 2 more votes left before the
choice, I think its pretty safe to say shekels won.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736372/r

>>148341912
It's less common, still happens though.

>>148341240
>pso2
same shit just weeb but more grind

>>148341240
I left, but why would I subject myself to even worse and more ded grindan

>>148341240
>>148341572

?
i'm not going to play your shitty weeb game anon fuck off

>>148336824
That looks lewd.

is GW2 worth getting into now?

>>148341240
Did it localize or is it foreign servers with language patches?

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Cool new melee default holster

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>>148342162

>>148336891
I have a few to spare.

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>>148342367

>>148342808
"energy" vampire indeed

Do you think the new Archwing setup would be less disorienting if they created a 3D spherical minimap?

>>148343119
It would be less disorienting if they removed it as a whole since it was shit from the get-go and they have absolutely no idea what to do with it.

So I just started a new topic in the feedback section to complain about the relics.
A minute later the topic was deleted.

DE doesn't like criticism?

>>148341950
Nobody Ceres

>>148343284
I ceres

>>148336250
Because the Lotus said that they're evil for being good a making money.

>>148343119
the problem isn't the minimap but the way they use it, it's wonky as hell and doesn't support any form of vertical readability

iirc star conflict had a 2d map for a 3d environment that works similar to archwing but it's easily readable

>>148343261
They don't.
Lettercuck14 deletes any complaints on sight that he doesn't agree with.

>>148343527
Ok
Can they ban me or block me from the game if I just paste it again? Still got a .txt of my post

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>>148342808
I'll never be able to look at my Trinity P the same, GG

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What I shall thou name my kitten in order to mature into a respectable Adarza?

>>148343261

I got a moderator warning for "advertising [my] own thread" when I posted ideas for Warframe abilities in more than one thread. I didn't start either thread and both times I posted it were relevant to the topic.

DE's forum staff is a complete joke and most of them can barely speak English. I'll never use their forums again.

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>>148341973
>try it
>locks after the very first mission

yeah fuck this shit, DEgenerates cant fix game-braking bug within 6 hotfixes
I should just forget it

>>148343629
prob

>>148343770
What number are we rolling for?

>>148343770
Megan

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>>148343770
Name it "[DE]Becca", they look similar.

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>>148344137
This anons Kavat has a lot of memes for some reason.

>>148343770
Chubs McGee

>>148343770
if 6, you name her "dog"

>>148343770
KUBROW PRIME

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>>148344310
The cat's face and lack of Anti-Aliasing helps I think.

>>148343119
the only problem is the trench run levels, free space mode is fine.

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>>148344481
He needs to post more.

>>148343770


"Ivarataurs/Ivursas"HorseDongle

>>148344586
>fine
still sucks compared to pre-SotR

>>148344846
I want to fondle Ivursa's large testicles.

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>stalker appears
>teleports me on top of himself
>instantly kills me before I can bullet jump away

Nice game design DE.

my warframe has GIRTH

>>148345037
>stalker only shows up when you have at least one piece of underleveled gear
>as weaknesses stack up, so does his chance to appear
>you can't face him unless the shit you're leveling isn't the one you're using
>even then, attacking him with mixed damage type weapons makes shadow stalker immune to your damage
>if you don't have gear with different damage types (which is counterintuitive in damage 2.0) you can't kill him alone
>his attacks can one/two-shot you lest you're a tank

>>148344586
>he never played Dark Void
But the corridors and shit like that indeed need either to be bit bigger or, which is a better option overall, have their hitboxes/geometry/whatever the hell it's called tweaked so you won't accidentally hit something 10 meters away.

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>>148345046

>>148345506
too many CrabBurgerS?

>>148345432
>stalker shows up
>throws a disco ball
>murder on the dance floor

I'm not a shitter, really I am not. But lately he's been smacking my shit up big time.

Umm how do I select today's sortie assassination? It always seems to activate the classic mission instead of the sortie alert.

>>148345606
seems bugged and impossible atm.
wait for Hotfix
or rather pray

>>148345586
kek

>>148345872
>>148345606
It's on Mars, War, thanks reddit.

>>148342646
Razyda777

>>148345958
good to know, thanks.
I wonder why it links you to the wrong mission though

>never ever Tartarus Atlas helm alert

The worst part is the other helm came out later, and has already been alerted 3 times.

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>take Vauban Prime to Derelict to collect Kavat samples
>Hold Q to select gear

>all gear has been unequipped after the patch

>decide to just complete the mission anyway

>get killed through walls multiple times by Scorches who drop my shields and peel half of my health off in about a second or less

Jesus fucking Christ what did they do to this game?

>>148345586
>Be relatively new player
>Stalker -I think- shows up
>Lotus makes a big deal out of it
>Think i see him before he gets blown up in a second

I think my first stalker experience was ruined but I don't know.

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BrawlerAltTwoHelmetBlueprint Alert!

https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672942-ruining-in-game-economy/
>oy vey, goyum, how am I supposed to jew if somebody does not?

>>148347137
>it's the ugly one and not Tartarus
DE please

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>It's finally time
>mastery 20, everything unlocked, all missions completed
>I equip my Ember Prime modded for max damage, efficiency, and parkour
>Synoid Simulor, 8 formas, 3 different elemental combinations
>Trusty Atomos as my secondary, for crowd control and infested
>Original edition Dragon Nikana
>starting on Mercury, I run through every mission at blazing fast speed, melting everything within 5km instantly
>thus begins the destruction of the new player experience

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save me

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needs more becca

>>148347294
>How is economy working?
>What is Supply and Demand?
>Why do I need so much plat to be good at this game?

>>148347568
Here's a Bursa.
Do with it what you will.

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Which kot is bettor? Charm kitty or critty kitty?

>>148346807
What's funny is that the Scorches only ever do this in derelict missions, at least for me. Everywhere else, they're fine.

>>148346913
stalker is alright
shadow stalker is a faggot

>>148347909
Both are good.
I have the charm one, I can't complain.

>>148347948
Shadow Stalker is fun to fight solo, at least when he isn't camping under his disco inferno.

Someone who's not banned on forums, post this shit about scorches and see how fast retards will start defending this.
I bet on the first post.

>>148343770
PocketPussy

>>148347909
crit one is consistent and the buff is teamwide
charm one has more powerful buffs but is random

>>148348236
>Someone who's not banned on forums
I like how you imply that everyone here is banned :^)

>>148348236
If you want to complain, do it in reddit. Devs actually go there and they can't ban you for not sucking up. Or continue to whine here where the only one that will see it is becca, and she can't do shit.

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this game just gets shittier and shittier every patch

why do you still fucking play it?

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>>148343770
I have chosen a name.

>>148348620
because my warframe is THICK

is anyone else unable to enter the proper sortie 3?
it sends me to the normal assasination and its level 1x

>>148348668
You have to manually go to the proper mission node in Mars. DE is competent like that.

>>148348668
solution found on forums

war on mars is the proper node, go there manualy

>>148347563
>Not using ignis with ember

What are the best dojo labs and which are the worst?

>>148331352
DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN
HOPPING OVER ON THE WHITE HOT SAND

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>>148348629
It apparently has a fish tail.

>>148349009
>not equipping my mixtape with ember for maximum fire damage

faget

>>148348620

>sortie 3 gives 50k again

neat.

>>148349126
>hexis
>meridian
>equinox

mi negro

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>>148349126
You want to trade imprints later? I'm making smeeta imprints right now if you still need them.

>>148349253
I guess I'll never understand futa faggots.
This shit is just plain disgusting.

>>148349253
Figures Galko would want fantasy about a futa.

>>148341240
>"leave" warframe
>buy,download,install,play ARK: SURIVIAL EVOLVED!!!
>first 20 hours
>I have a hut
>I can kill dinos
>Level 21
>all the shit I want is locked behind xp gate
>get stuck under a rock because bitch ass raptor
>google, Ghost mode appears
>enable ghost mode and fly/no-clip
>what other console commands are there... hmmm..
>20 minutes later
>I am a flying, god-mod, ghost/ATTACK HELICOPTER with a rocket launcher and legendary machine gun with infinite ammo
>Fly over the island killing every fucking thing
>Level up, Level up, Level SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
>2 hours later, the island has experienced an extinction level event
>Log out, uninstall
>play warframe, get 5 neural Sensors, fuck yeah

>>148347925
>start scanning khavat
>sudently it bursts in flames
>start taking damage
>burst in flames
>try to get away
>damage never stops no matter how much i run
>drain shields hp and energy
>die

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>>148349757

>>148349253
SPRAY YOUR SEED DOWN MY THROAT

>>148349757
wait WHAT
those deaths were noclip scorches?
i never realized what was killing my party, thought it was a bug

>>148349523
>5 neural Sensors
Should've brought Nekros. I got 12.
Might've got more but I forgot to put back natural talent.

>>148349757
This happened to me earlier. It's those stupid witch bitches with flamethrowers.

They aren't directly attacking you but for some odd reason their aimbot is out of wack in OD

>>148341240
i have to get boar prime and dakra prime before the 29th fffffffff

>>148349253

404d before i could click someone repost it

>>148349757
Its the fucking napalm ignis with infinite punch-threw. They can shoot through walls now.

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>>148345958
I thought Glen did red text

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>>148349885
at the start i didn't realize what the fuck was going on either, until i started burning, it was a fucking scorch flaming some infested troops 1 or even 2 rooms ahead, its fucking retarded, the range and damage is unreal

Anyone else got down syndrome kavats? What are the odds of getting one of those?

>>148350214
redtext isn't one person

>>148350281

did you inbreed with the genetic mutations?

>>148350281
The one that looks like BPNPC? There's 25% chance you'll get it. So far it seems they're all equally common and there's only 4 head types.

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>In todays DE fuck ups

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672355-well-called-it-the-plat-slots-for-archwing/

Another fuck you to "new players"

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672992-is-it-just-me-or-just-star-chart-30-is-kinda-messy/

>DE completely removed the option to select different mission times on 1 node. Killed our Keys before resolving this issue.

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672925-fissures-vs-hosts/

>More client issues with drops. Hmm didn't this happen before? Yes, yes it did.

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672302-so-ive-killed-all-13-specters-of-the-rails-this-is-what-i-got/

IT'S NOTHING

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/670268-new-draco-exp-farming-place-discussion-guide/

Sedna, Berehynia

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>>148349757
>>148350241
Mostly if you're hunting to Kavats, you get a Booben for Bastille or a Ivara to put everyone to sleep.

>>148348236
What's wrong with the scorches?

>>148350592
i've been having a lot of sucess with slova and pure fire ignis, it kills the grineer and infested leaving the khavats slowed and half hp

>>148350640
They reverted back to pre-nerf, DMG 1.0 bullshit.

>>148350640
they kill you trough walls from really fucking far away

>>148350132
http://i.imgur.com/PaPWbmV.png
HOT
FUTA
COCK

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>>148350862
I'll shoot the dick off if you post anymore of this bullshit.

>>148350862
dumb futaposters

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>>148350592

>>148350925
But he missed it and asked.
Don't be such a party pooper or I'll take your pooper for myself.

>>148350568
Dammit! Thats enough for RNG to screw over anyone!

>>148350862

bless up. pretty tame tho

>>148351054
Casual cock is the best though.

>>148350862
Do you have anymore? I forget this artist.

>>148350925
>>148350956
No need to be confused about your sexuality kiddos.

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>Bring Equiniox to fight Equinox
>the Specter is day
>stay as the night
> she starts up the Rend
>has a boltor, lol travel time bullets
>is constantly activating and deactivating rend, no damage being stacked up
>Akjagara is utter shit against, so switch to the Drakgoon
>fully charge a shot of Drakgoon
>Rekt

I want to the day form.

>>148351148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

>>148351148
>Day form has both sides.
>Mostly Day form body type.

The stronger will have overtaken the weakest link.

>>148350583
>2nd link
>all that [DE]fense force
Who are these people? It seems really sad to me, why do they do this? Is DE paying them or something?

>>148351147
>No need to be confused about your sexuality kiddos.
i'm not confused, i just know that chicks with dicks aren't chicks

>>148351339
HE DOES IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>148351147
Stop fucking protecting. You have females with dicks SAVED ON YOUR COMPUTER, and your're questioning my sexuality?

What are ya?

>On 4chan
>Make it known something makes you uncomfortable

Not the brightest folks are yeh? unless this some dumb reverse psychology nonsense

>>148351401
I've got over 2tb of girls with dicks saved on my computer and I fully admit i'm bisexual and that it's very questionable.
I'm open, however. Binary gender is stupid.
The same way Ember has a succulent cock dripping precum down the insides of her thighs.

>>148348620
Draco kill might of been the last nail in the coffin.
The new starmap lags my shit out, archwang is shit, stradavar "buffs" are a joke, and I don't care about katvats.

The only thing keeping me here is Titania and the fact I managed to jew about 2500 plat in the last couple of weeks.
If they don't raise the XP I might just quit this game since I don't like the game enough to do 800 missions just to forma my mesa once.

>>148351339

>https://forums.warframe.com/topic/672992-is-it-just-me-or-just-star-chart-30-is-kinda-messy/

>It's not messy. Not when you compare it to the previous two versions of the map.

WOW! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA

They have NO LIMITS

>>148351318
Never changed from, or to night mode, either.
Looks like a complete Solar Eclipse happened

>>148351339
Its actually the opposite. Nearly all of DE's dicksucking brigade are actually paying THEM to defend them. Its all about that buyers remorse and them trying to justify their purchases.

>>148351520
And that's fine. I meant to type "projecting."

I don't care what any of you anon's get off too but don't be one of those SJW faggots who project their own insecurities to justify their own means.

NO. Not everyone is like you AT ALL. That's life.

Back to shit-posting.

>>148348586
I don't wanna complain. I long since gave up on trying to attract DE's attention to anything and more over I think that they do it on purpose and are having fun shitting on players' heads.
I just wanted to fish for exemplary displays of forumites' retardness who will literally defend bugs and attack your person for bringing it up.

>people still don't know about new draco
>hurr sedna hurr
>people still don't know about the new fastest exp and focus farm and its meta

hint: the meta in this node is equinox, limbo, nova and mesa

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>Trinity
>Mesa
>Rhino
>Vauban

You all know what to uninstall and want to install.

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>>148351383
It's just an "enhancement".

>>148351401
>tfw had to get an extra hard drive and flash drive just to hold all of my porn (mostly futa)
Some of the shit I have you can't even find anymore. I recently created a new folder to not lose all my shit.

>>148351520
You're a good man.

>>148351693
>being this mad over a girl with a cute dick
so easy to bait im not even trying
Your masculinity is failing you.

>>148351383
>>148351401

>not loving the woman body itself
>loving a moist cavernous hole
>can't even do as much with it as a nice feminine dick

don't even have a smug reaction image for this tbhfam

>Tfw double sortie reward