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Hooman Beans edition

>Patch notes
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_1

>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN (embed)

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

old thread: >>148181850
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First for BESTMEN thursday
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Whats a good army comp for fighting stunties as the empire?
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>>148284371
Spearmen.
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Do not meddle with this man's destiny, alright?
Thanks.
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>Asrai still not announced
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>>148284371

karl + 19 Demigryphs, maybe some ranged if they have gyros.
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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
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>reminder that if you're not willing to bend over and take it in the ass from Sigvald, you're fucking gay

Official Sigvald theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXay1pdfQpI
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>>148284371
Load up on as much armor piercing and anti-infantry as you can.
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>>148284505
He got killed by hochland, ostland, and a half stack of dwarfs in my last campaign.

Chaos defeated and I never fought them.
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>>148284371


Cannons, handgunners and outriders.

Shit sucks when fighting tem melee thery're durable as fuck so you gotta get that armor pen damage in on them from the flanks.

Heavy cavalry charges are nearly fucking useless on them.
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>>148284812
>it will never be 2006 ever again
I wasn't prepared for this nostalgia, anon.
;____;
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>>148285031
>heavy cav useless

what about demis?
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>>148285271
Demis kill everything.
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>>148285271


Eh well they're in their own special little place of killing anything, anywhere, regardless of context.
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>>148285221


It will go down in history as a producer of dank memes, before dank memes were invented.
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What army composition should I use as Avars?
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D- don't look senpai! >_>
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>>148286832
I want to smell her ass.
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so what do you think would help chaos feel more like an actual tide of destruction, instead of a 1-3 army annoyance?

what if the units were already cheaper than they are, and growth wasn't taken away for starting a new army?

Higher corruption rate?

Starting off with all of Norsca as allies?
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>>148286832

nudity mod when?
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>Playing VC
>Watch helplessly as the Warriors of Chaos rip and tear through the Empire
>Too busy fighting my own wars against the Border Princes and Dwarven shits
>Chaos is sieging Altdorf
I'm sorry, Karl. We'll never have the proper conclusion to the Vampire Wars.Why does this keep happening; the Chaos invasion hasn't even properly started, you Empire fuck.
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>>148288208

make some cities/provinces be special wargoals whose destruction/defense would cause different events to happen (spawning chaos stacks, spreading corruption or just giving a temporary buff event) like from destroying middenheim and putting out Ulric's fire.
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>>148288208

Doesn't need much.

Just a slight tweak to make it actually try to win and expand instead of retardedly beelining for the player, getting chewed to bits on the way.

Even the gang of slavs doing Call of Warhammer did this better with a ton of stacks just spawning all up in your shit.
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Has anyone here done any type of scripting for the newer total wars? I wanna add a population mechanic to warhammer but I can't find any good tutorials for it.
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>>148288549


You're a cuck Mannfred. I'd rather have my Empire fall to chaos shits than have your false claim to emperor fulfilled.

Is is blood or cock you suck? Can't remember.

t.The Franz
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Official Imperial Inquisition theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
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>>148289918
>Not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMkcBctE7c
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>>148289086

pretty sure Mitch, a well renown modder, created a population system for rome 2/atilla. Not sure if its out yet, but Mitch actually works for CA now, so hopefully the next historical title will add something of the sort
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>>148289301

Go back to feltching your griffon's furry asshole you golden-plated ponce.
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They are coming, hordes of mindless killing, raping, sacking, burning, and shitting monsters.
>From the woods
>Screams and cry's
>Bleats and howls
>BEASTMEN COME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL0YWTPDMUI
Is your body ready TWG?
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>>148290980

Nah man.
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Just did a quest battle and a fucking giant wrecked my terrorgheist!

Are terrorgheists shit or some shit?
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>>148291428
vc is shit
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>>148291552
Blood knights are fucking dope and lore of death is good but everything else is shit. My meat shield of grave guards get fucking shit on by everything except goblins.

I cant imagine facing off against chaos with these shit heads.
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"Hi, I'm Zombie Joe and I'd like to remind you that here in Vampire-City we like to HARGLBRLAGHLRRRRGRRRRR...."
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>>148291740

All flying army. Trust me.
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>>148291965
Like Vargheists and fell bats? How does that work against chaos heavy infantry?
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>>148292096

It breaks the AI, so it handles everything quit well.
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NO


SLEEP


TILL... Thursday?
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>>148293164
The treehugger is going to win that fight, just letting you know.
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>>148293432
Yes, because it's mechanically impossible for that beastman to get the axe over his head and down on his target without hitting the hornblade.
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>>148293432
Bestigors are a pretty hardy bunch. Beastmen are pretty known for shrugging mortal strikes for smaller races and just getting pissed at it, assuming its not an ungor if course.

Elves are always rather squishy
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>>148293685
That and the axeblade was going to hit behind the elf anyways.
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>>148293685
He doesn't really need to hit him with the axe. Even if he takes that arrow in the gullet that is gonna be half ton of rape made flesh crashing into a squishy elf.
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>>148293971
Beastman is going to fall on his face because of that stupid hornblade, he also has forwards momentum so the elf just has to duck and slide forwards, then stab it in the spine, gg
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>>148293773
Looks like it to me, also he can literally hit him with anything and still gore him
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>>148294370
duck + slide forwards.

also, you forgot the bottom of the axe handle, which is what everyone is pointing at.
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>>148294263
I know elves are supposed to be super speedy and shit but his position is all wrong to try to duck and move forward, if anything he seems like he's about to fall backwards.
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>>148294620
he can move towards the foreground or background too, there's no 2d limitation
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>>148293720
This.
Elves are skilled but not very resistant.
Unless they're only lightly/moderately wounded and helped off the battlefield, in which case they'll most certainly recover.
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>>148294370

what are the point of the blades all over the armor?

Just to look extra edgy? If their armor IS a weapon, why do they need a dedicated weapon? Can't they just run at someone and impale them like 4 times?
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>>148294370
t. furry
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>>148294695
>Just to look extra edgy?

You do know what Warhammer is, right?
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>>148294695
if we really have to mix in realism with warhammer i'd like to remind you the warhammer universe consumes china's steel production quota 10 times over and any chaos warrior would be instantaneously hospitalized from being crushed by their own helmets
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G O B L I N S
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>>148294854

I'm not saying that it should be realistic, i'm just pointing out that its a wee bit redundant.

I mean, it's not like you see witch hunters carry around 8 non-functional pistols alongside their usable gun
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>>148294695

Spiked armor is great for helping the charge but you need a weapon to attack through armor and shields and offer some defense. A little redundancy is alright. And it is also a terror weapon as well, Plus chaos, orcs, everyone loves spikes
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>>148295619

looking at this pictures really makes me hope CA adds more variety to the empire units.

asides from the floppy hats, I'd really like to see soldiers wearing those caps, and have more skulls integrated into their look
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>>148296328
Good luck pal. We're getting pumped and dumped, and good luck trying to import any models.
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Pic realted, mongol rocket launchers. They are my favorite unit.

Are they in Medieval 1 Total War? If not, why? I bought Medieval 1 thinking that they'd be in here

Also are there any similar units in Rome or Medieval 1? I can't afford Miedieval 2 yet
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should I start an Empire campaign right now, or wait until Beastmen drop?
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>>148289301

Karl may be the smuggest anime in the old world.
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>>148291428

>Monster that walks out melees monster that flies.

This should not be surprising to you.
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>>148297032

Go for it, empire campaign can be beat in 1 or 2 days if you know what you're doing.
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>>148296421
>>Good luck pal. We're getting pumped and dumped, and good luck trying to import any models.
Well there's always the possibility of getting DLC units, which would give us more options to mix units up.
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>>148291428

>slow moving combat unit beats Terrorgheist in melee

No shit. The Terrgheist can fly and move incredibly fast, and has a bunch of extra utility stuff like regeneration.

The giant has nothing but being an expensive beatstick.

Only lords hsould be able to beat one and only then at a high level and with decent gear.

>>148291740

Try using the Death Star. It works a treat in campaign.
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>charge infantry in the back with shock cavalry in Attila
>a dozen of people dies on impact, thirty more in following three seconds
>charge infantry in the back with shock cavalry in TWW
>everybody flies away but stays alive
Weak as fuck
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Reminder that AE will come out NEVER, and FotE has been abandoned
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>>148298464
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>So is nomads in Attila just spam horse archers, lancers, and then some infantry to pretend you formed a line?
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>>148296937
Just pirate it and buy it when you've the cash.
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I've been up and drinking for over 24 hours now I should be exhausted but I'm not.

What the fuck do I do?
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>>148284812
Clearly this isnt his theme.

This is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B81_1J2Swk0
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>>148293720
If its a Glade-guard possibly, if its a Waywatcher the beastmen is fucked.
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>>148299865
Drink more, what a silly question.
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>>148299865
Try drinking 700ml of vodka
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So do think we are getting beastmen or just some shitty hero?
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>>148301105

inb4 shitty beastmen hero
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>>148300898
>>148301029


I am currently trying these solutions.

Braise Sigmar.
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>>148300693
Those guys are really good for a skirmisher, BS5 either double shooing or ignoring armor but also T3, no armor. The damn epitome of being a wood elf for sure.
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>>148300450


All the themes are relevant to Sigvald. If human emotion is to be had, Slaanesh is about it.
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>>148298821
More or less. YOu need decent infantry to take higher tier settlements though so if you play as huns have one army with a lot of uar warriors and onagers and use it as your siege army. Keep all your other armies horsefuckery-tier and raep in the field.
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How do you unlock more quest battles in campaign? Is it by level? I just finished an empire campaign but I;ve only done 2 of the 7 quests for gelt and I want to try to finish them but if I have to grind it out to level him up I might just do a new campaign.
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>>148300898
>>148301029


What happens if you're up for more than two days straight? I've never done it before but it's about to happen.

I just finished my empire campaign after 60 hourse, what should I do next?
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>>148301968
Extreme exhaustion. You need to start worrying only when you get to around 4 days.
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>>148301968
Unless youre sick in some form not much, im not a doc but its only minor things at first.
Heart-range changes, your reaction time goes down, concentration etc.
It takes like 7-10 days for some serious shit to happen I think, like nails/hair falling out organ failure.
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>>148301968
if you stay awake for 7 days without food or water you become enlightened
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>>148302365
>>148302423

Ok I guess it's just time to start an Orc campaign until I pass out.

>>148302495

I can feel the warp overtaking me, it is a good painl.
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>>148301968
Don't know about staying up but if you actually drink 0.7l of vodka and don't throw up you'll most likely end up in a hospital
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>>148302983
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Note to self: never ally with Talabecland again.
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FATHER OF CROWS
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>>148303492
Either that or you're a slav
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What's the best current overhaul mod for Attila? The FAQ is rather ambiguous about it, I'm not sure if it's up to date.
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>>148306780
Warhammer
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>>148283953

WHEN IS BRETONNIA COMING!!
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WHAT ITS ONLY TURN 10
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>>148307035

Man I haven't even played Attila yet, I ain't dropping all those Denari on that.
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>>148307192

GREEN IS BEST!
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>>148307192
just WAGHHH my shit up
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>>148306780
Vanilla is fine.
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>>148307116
Who cares!
Gimme Beastmen to pillage, rape and defile the villages, cities and holy sites of human fucking shits.

TOMORROW
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>>148307395

What if I said Radious is fun
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>>148289301

"I would rather the world end if I can't have my way"

That's literally Mannfred's canonical position and the reason he backstabbed everyone at the end.
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beastmen. more like get absolutly fucked up by my gunlinemen lmao
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>>148308145
>absolutly fucked up by my gunlinemen
Good luck doing that when they ambush your useless human ass innawoods or raid/sack/raze your undefended villages!
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is empire of sigmar worth a shit?
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>>148308542
>he thinks he'll be doing the ambushing
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Idea for Beastmen: combine the raid and ambush stance.
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>>148308998

also going into ambush stance doesn't cost movement points, and high percentage of ambush success
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>>148308941
Can't wait for the most op form of ambushing for Beastmen and Wood Elves :^)
Maybe +25% or 50% ambush chance and combined with raiding or unit replenishment.
We'll see tomorrow if something worthwhile gets revealed
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Bros, I'm playing the dwarfs thinking it would be pretty chill, but Grimgor just showed up with a rape stack. He has like a million archers and a gold chevron doom diver unit. He out numbers me 3-1 and it's only turn 12. Should I go for an ambush or fight him straight on? I've tried 2 battles and I take care of his units just fine, I just done have an answer for Grimgor himself and his doom diver fuckery. He kills my general 1v1 like it's nothing and his arty is cucking me from a mile away. What do?
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>>148309842
>What do?
Spread wide for the Irondick
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>>148309842
rout his army, don't attack him. vanguard a miner behind the door diver.
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>>148309842
>play dwarfs
>have to replace the generals in my army every turn

Enjoy
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>>148286832
White pantsu? Huh, I thought a goth like her would wear black with garterbelts

>>148288060

Would she looks better if modded with redhead texture?
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>playing tatw
>get attacked by gundabad
>okay no problem
>ballistas fire at the trolls
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>get overrun by a fuckload of trolls because they didn't fire a single fucking shot
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>>148310073
That doesn't stop him from rushing my meatshield of manlets and fucking them up. His units rout, and them come right back 10 seconds later.
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>>148310240
>>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>148301243
Would Braised Sigmar taste good?
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>>148310248
trust me, I've dealt with him thousands of times. you're only going to bring him down if you ignore him and focus on the army.
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NOT ENOUGH BEASTMEN POSTING, /TWG/ NEEDS MORE PEE AND POO
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>>148310347
Should I try and ambush his army or just say fuck it and corner my units and pray to the manlet gods?
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>>148310287
Yes, I'm mad. All the ballistas had to do was shoot the goddamn trolls like I ordered them too. They had a clear shot and the high ground. I have no idea why they didn't.
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>>148304434
What legendary lords will they have except for pic related and probably Khazrak
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>>148310339
No, tastes like proto-germanic retard.
The burgomeisters are a genetic improvement from Sigmar and probably his folk. Unless he was uniquely a stupid git amongst them.
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>>148310617
Gorthor
Taurox
Morghur
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I haven't played since just before the blood and gore DLC since I got busy with SMTIV. How much has balance changed? Are vampires still a joke or can they punch at the weight level of everyone else?
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>>148310467
>ambushing
>making the range between you and him smaller

have a think
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>>148310565
Just autoresolve. TATW is horribly unbalanced. What faction?
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Where are my skaven?
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>>148311131
in the game as a random event
better buy some DLC goy-goy
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>>148310838
Vampires were never a joke, unless they were AI and you abused their glaring weakness.
Most of the largest changes were nerfs to the vampires and they weren't strong.
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>>148310838

They got nerfed actually but also received blood knights which are the fastest heavy cav in the game.
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>>148311359
Are blood knights decent then?

>>148311260
Gotcha. Well, I should really get back to my Dwarf campaign.
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>>148311193
>literally have skavenblight on the map
I DON'T WANNA WAIT I'LL PAY RIGHT NOW
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>>148311405
They're certainly not the monsters they are on the tabletop. They're also anti-large with lances which is a bit weird. A fairly useful niche for their army but their price isn't justified for how middling-high they are.
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So what are the chances we actually get Beastmen announced? That seems pretty lofty.
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>>148311405

I'd say they're good but a bit underwhelming. They really needed armor piercing damage to justify their cost, but they fuck up pretty much any non-demigryph cav unit as well as any other large units. The speed is awesome though, they've got well over 70.
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>>148311537
it's going to be the huntsmaster for empire

if you believe otherwise you're a stupid cow shit
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>>148311621
>>148311495
Oh, that kinda sucks. Back when I played Ogres, blood knights were some of the only cav I feared.
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>>148311537
The old leaked and only mildly denied release order plan had Beastmen as the first DLC.
They're probably the most reasonable faction to suddenly implement.

If you're curious, the plan outlined, Beastmen DLC, after awhile Bretonnia will but updated into playable; and then the Wood Elves/Campaign pack set around these three factions.
So something around there. Might be getting some paid faction before Bretonnia is properly implemented, might be Beastmen/Wood Elves double combo, might not.
Beastmen are the most likely though.
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>>148311746
Beastmen being pushed first just feels so weird. No one actually plays them. Why would anyone buy them?
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>>148311719
Why not both? If bloodapalooza was anything to go by, there is a theme to the coincided freelc and dlc releases, and the shoe certainly fits with that letter spelling out beastmen as plain as day.
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>>148311719
You wanna bet on that?
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>>148311719

Obviously it'll be the empire hero, but if you seriously don't think they're going to be releasing paid DLC alongside the free shit, and if you fail to realize how the teaser they released alludes 100% to both beastmen and the huntsmarshal, you should just be euthanized and put out of your misery.
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>>148311829

People didn't play them on the tabletop because they were outdated, same with bretonnia. But people would play both factions in total war because they offer variety and different playstyles (at least for beastmen). Chaos dwarfs though... I don't know why anybody would be excited for that shit.
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>>148311897
>>148311912
>>148311919
we'll see tomorrow you moo fucks
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>>148312025
POO POO
PEE PEE
TOMORROW BEASTMEN DLC
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>>148312023
>hating on Chaos Dwarfs
Let me guess, you like Dumb Kangz?
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>>148312320
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>>148312025

I'm not even a beastmen fan my nigga, I can just pick up on plainly obvious hints when they're presented to me.
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>>148311719
what the fuck is a huntmaster?
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>>148312512
It feels like he's a master of something. But fuck, I can't think what he'd be the master of...
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>>148311719
Time to hunt empire fucking shits
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>>148312320

I like any tabletop faction with a legitimate roster/army book. What do chaos dwarfs have?
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>>148312512
>huntsmarshal
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>>148312560
>>148312619
Does an Empire Huntsmaster/Huntsmarshal even exist as a unit?

>>148312593
>What do chaos dwarfs have?
a legitimate roster/army book
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do mooshits cry milk?

we'll see tomorrow.
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Can't wait for furfags to mass suicide tomorrow
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>>148312720

>mfw they don't add Beastmen
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Anyone have the Faction/Lord roll image?
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Why the fuck would you want beastmen what a boring fucking faction just a chaos reskin and these cucks will eat it up
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>>148313045
Sum up total war fans pretty well t.bh
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>>148312670
http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Markus_Wulfhart

legendary lord
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>>148312670
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>>148311719
Are the icons of the background any indication of what will be in said DLC?
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>>148312720
blood, mostly blood ;_;

>>148313138
>>148313206
Oh, as a legendary hero. Cool, never saw that mini before

>>148313045
>just a chaos reskin
Harpies, actual ranged units, Cygors, Jabberslythes, different magic, probably completely different horde gameplay.
Early game against Middenland instead of Norscan fucking shits
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>>148312670

>a legitimate roster/army book

I meant that to be a literal question, as in I'm genuinely curious. Reading this though and I'm pleasantly surprised with what they could have. http://warhammerfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Dwarf
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>>148312670
>Forge world
>legitimate
sure thing CA, here are my thousands upon thousands of dollars
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>148313446
Yes
>Unit: VC Blood Knights
>Hero: Empire, probably Huntsmarshal
>Magic: probably Lore of Beasts for Beastmen
>LL: VC dunno which one could be
>Hero: Empire, probably Master Engineer?
>Magic: Lore of Life for Bretonnia maybe?
>LL: confirmed Wurrzag
>Race: pretty much confirmed Bretonnia
>Magic: Lore of Shadow is the only one left
>Hero: Empire, dunno what there's left
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>>148313573

Why do people think forge world stuff isn't legitimate, when the units are both fieldable and legal in a proper tabletop match?
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>>148313539
There's 'Tamurkhan: The Throne of Chaos' which is from Forge World which further is part of GW.
So there's no actual army book like Empire or Warriors of Chaos have but it's legit and has enough content to make Chaos Dwarfs a proper faction.

>>148313573
>le Forge World isn't legitimate meme
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>>148313661
no one cares
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>>148313662
Why every hero will be for the Empire?
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>>148313794

Well thanks senpai, I'll no longer shitpost against chaos dwarfs. They even seem to have a more interesting and varied roster than Bretonnia. So I guess I'm going to just shitpost about Bretonnia.
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>>148313923
Is there anything left to stink?
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>>148313964
He's reading far too much into the backgrounds. Which is really silly given that they apparently chose to indicate everything except magic which is a bunch of forest shots for everything.

They obviously wouldn't only release heroes for one single faction, and they way they tease it, it wouldn't be boring enough to basically be a new empire mage for every new lore which is almost what it would have to be for every hero to be empire.

>>148313923
Wrong again
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>>148312882
Anyone?
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>>148314009
Shitpost about High Elves. Their general roster is almost Radious levels of boring.
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>>148314214

The forest shots are important, at least in the case of the free race icon. The trees are from what shows on the campaign map when a Bretonnian faction owns the province.
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>>148313794

Do edgelord dorfs still have hobgoblins like they did in the old days?

Edgedorfs invented black orcs you know
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Right /twg, how would these factions fare if dropped into Warhammer world:

Britain from ETW
Imperial France from NTW
Oda from S2TW
Choshu from FoTS
Pontus from R2
Huns from Attila
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>>148313683
>>148313794
I don't actually think it's illegitimate. I just say it is because it's ammunition to use against stunties.
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Has anyone figured out how to unlock Archaon? What do they mean by slaughter 10 sets of captives?
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>>148314341
Perhaps, I wouldn't notice it to that extent. Bretonnians are confirmed for it without any sort of visual tease.

>>148314412
Don't bring anything from FoTS anywhere else. Everything else will be blown off the battlefield in minutes.
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>>148313923

Tomb Kings are gonna be one of the most fun and varied factions assuming they add in everything they have. You sure as shit should care. They're a fuckload more interesting than the Vamps.
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Fee fi poo pum, fellow Furkin™ players! I hope you're all as e-stag-tic as I am for the announcement this Herds-day!

Say, I have a great idea! Let's have our own moo-gration, just like a real Wyldthrong™ would! The pastures here are looking thinner every day, but the grass has never been greener in /gsg/! Plenty of room to hoot and holler, and if slaughter is your thing there's entire worlds full of civilizations to murder! Why be a bull trapped in the dinky china shop of the Empire when you could be destroying all of China itself!

Now is not the time to act sheepish. I'll get a horn-start, but don't wait too long. You don't want to be left behind in this stampede!
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>>148314575

>t.Settra
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PISS AND SHIT
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>>148314575
Tomb kings are of course more interesting, though the big creature mania of the later editions is an unfortunate development away from quality. But Vampire counts are pretty great as well. In game they don't really play like on the TT without the upper limits you can push vampire units and characters to in the TT.
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>>148314504
You have to sacrifice them, the tooltip is misleading
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>>148314575
no
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>>148314594
>this fucking text
That's a raping
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>>148311719
Forthcoming FREE DLC

Not $$$DLC


so prepare your anus for the upcoming apocalypse

t. tzeentch
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do skull takerz just keep showing up periodically?
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>>148291740

Blob and spam Nehek. And fuck infantry, go monsters. I raped the campaign using nothing but terrorgheists, varghulfs and vargheists. And lord + vamp in every army.

You can fuck 3 full chaos armies with one army like that.
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>>148314954
That is a list of only free releases, only in the order of free releases. We've already seen one minor DLC alongside the first update. So we'll definitely be seeing more before they're done.
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>>148315185
Bist du der typ aus /deutsch/ ?
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>>148315079
I think so, yes.
Can't wait for Beastmen herds also popping up every few turns in the Drakwald, Dark Elves raiding your western shores and Bretonnia declaring war on you because you insulted a duke's ugly wife.
Playing Empire will become a big clusterfuck in the end!
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>>148315404
seig heil you nazi fuck
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>>148315404
oui oui oui
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>>148315404
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>kholek with two shaggoth bodyguards

This is pretty disgusting, gotta say.
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>>148314575
>They're a fuckload more interesting than the Vamps.

I guess that's why vamps were 10 times more popular in tabletop.
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Right /twg, what should be added and fixed to the Attila/R2 dumbed down naval gameplay so TWarhammer naval battles actually fun when its eventually added (and they will when Ulthuan and Naggaroth added to the map)


Also, Those who says naval battles aren't fun nor important never plays FoTS.
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>>148315838

Naval battles were trash in Rome II so everybody keeps saying that they always sucked. When in Empire and Shogun II they were good.

And WH fleets are going to be much more varied than in previous games.
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>>148314509
So you're saying a full naval bombardment from bunch of Ironclads and Frigates are more powerful than any TWW spells?

I'm sure with Armstrong, Parrot, and Gatling effectiveness, but would their line infantry like Kiheitai be enough to drive TWW melee units at bay? The only FoTS melee unit that are good is Shogitai.
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>>148315386

Should use crypt horrors as a mainline then, they're trolls but without the shit leadership.
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>>148314594
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>>148316138

In campaign it's better to focus on one tree.
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>>148316117
Even line infantry are absolute murder machines. A single volley from a good unit like red/black bears on ultra funds often takes out 50 men. That and mechanically, armour meaning absolutely nothing to them, means that almost all melee units are fucked
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>>148316310

The monster tree is shit anyway and you should be focusing on the economy tree first and foremost.
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>>148313539
This is kind of why, like they're more or less the fun Dwarf faction.

You've got the industrialist/slaver element, a focus on heavy artillery, Monstrous cavalry, heavy infantry, access to magic. and big hats
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While the New DLC could just be the Hunt Master, i'm not sure because really, what the fuck would he even do? Why pick him over any of the other heros for the empire?
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>>148316117
Line infantry would shred them as well. The only thing I could see making a difference are things like the terrorgeist depending on exactly how much entity damage you would have the the line infantry do

>>148316763
You can pimp out the dogs to be superb cavalry with just a few techs
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>>148315829
>dracula is more popular than the mummy

What a surprise
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>>148317007
There are game updates where they add new shit and there is DLC. They are separate things.

You could have him buff ranged units and be a good ranged unit himself unlike accusation meme man.
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>>148294370
That's assuming he stays stationary in the air, but you forget he's rapidly flying forward.
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>>148316763

Lahmias tree is best, but after that you should focus on one upgrade tree. And monsters are just the best for campaign.
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>>148315838
I think the main thing is to make them into a short but fun mini game. I feel thats been one of the mistakes with the older games, they tried turning them into these epic battles like the land combat. But naval combat is a lot more unintuitive.

With TW:Warhammer I wouldn't mind if they just ripped off Battle Fleet Gothic honestly. What they did is fun, quick and works and I could see it slotting in well with a total war game.
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>>148314412
Britain and France crush the old world with superior weaponry, economy, organisation and numbers.

Oda, Pontus and Huns get blown out due to low technology and/or low numbers, getting absorbed by one of the bigger human nations at best.

Choshu becomes a small, but powerful and valued economical and technological leader (modernized version) or struggles like the others (start of the game version).
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>>148314412
Britain and France would do well against other humans and Orcs, decent vs. Chaos at large, but potentially struggle a lot vs. the Dwarfs (who have fugn flying machines) and surprising have a lot of weakness to Vampires. Vortex spells, swarms of bats, morale-shattering effects of fighting zombies and ghosts, and all that monstrous infantry would fug them up bad. Hero-sniping with the lore of death would also be particularly devastating against 18th and 19th century armies that really rely on their commanders. On the other hand, snipers would be great vs. the vampires and necromancers.

Strangely enough, if Bretts actually had their lady's protection bonus in play where they can randomly shrug off ranged attacks and lots of pegasus knights, they could probably fuck up nappy and old nosey pretty well.

Huns, Pontus, and Oda really depend on just who they fight. Ultimately I don't think they would make much of a difference, except maybe huns - there's lots of potential for a horde army, the main issue would be competition.

Anything from FotS just memes on the setting though unless they get swarmed somehow by monstrous infantry, so again, VC or maybe Brets are best suited to fighting them.
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>>148318734
Dwarfs would also have the weakness of being stunted gnomes compared to French and Englishmen.
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>>148318734
>decent vs. Chaos at large

You guys always forget about corruption and the like, the first months would be a fucking disaster on that front and the "empire" or any other state would come out of that a fraction of its starting power
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>>148318849
If you're looking at it from the perspective of magic being new and influencing everyone then I feel shit like Rome(for example) would adopt the gods and the magic and you would have based Chaos characters like Pious Augustus rather than faggy Chaos characters like anything viking inspired.
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So I got three armies of Swordsmen, Spearmen and Shields, and some Crossbows. One has two Outriders, and a Bright Wizard, one has a Warrior Priest, and two mortars, and one has four Empire Knights.

My Doomstacks with Franz consist of eight Greatswords, Two Reiksguard, Two Halberd Demigryphs, 2 Halberdiers, a Celestial Wizard, a Steam Tank, and Three Helstorm Batteries because they are cool as fuck.

Gelt has two captains, three Reiksguard, four Halberdiers, six Greatswords, two Handgunners, and two Great Cannons.

I'm currently making a new army with a confederated (and surprisingly well specced) lvl 15 Todbringer, so far it has a Steam tank, Three Demigryph Halberds, three Outriders, four Handgunners, Five Greatswords, and I'll prolly throw in a Helblaster and some Mortars.

How fucked am I? The Endtimes have just began.
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>>148318830
Dwarfs have not-dogshit artillery, gyros, and at the end of the day can hide in their holds whereas probably only Napoleon himself would bother trying to adapt 19th century warfare into sieging a fugn active volcano lair.

>>148318849
I'm not forgetting, that's why I say "at large." They can deal with Varg stacks effortlessly and waves of heavy-armored warriors aren't too scary vs. line infantry, but corruption is a factor.

That said, these armies are no strangers to marching around in conditions that are actively trying to kill them (more Brits died to disease than spears in Africa), repressing the populace (in the event of Chaos uprisings), or maintaining order in the ranks. They would be surprisingly prepared for this shit.
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>>148318981
Chaos rome would be fantasy iron warriors, that would be extremely cool but it would also create one of the most obnoxious fandoms ever
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>>148284505
I killed Archaon and all I got was a pigeon plucker pendant.
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>>148319042
You can properly deal with Archaon with your two best stacks, if it was just you and chaos.
Chaos isn't too big of an issue really, everyone helps you out substantially.
Dealing with the 23rd Varg multi-doomstack invasion at the same moment a couple of dorf factions declare war on you because they're fucking greedy worthless cuck stuntie faggot shits. Or dealing with a Greenskins in a game where the main Dorf faction sucked ass are much harder than Archibald.
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>>148318296
>Britain
> early 18th century
>numbers
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>first 20v20 battle in 70 hours
>Archaon vs Karl Franz
>"boy, I probably should take pictures of the insane battles that will happen!"
>half the chaos army stay back will the other make blocks to attack me
>mfw shitty pictures
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>>148315404
Nein
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>want to start a new empire campaign
>have to wait till tomorrow for the LL to come out
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>turn 76 as chaos
>It's all gone to shit
>AI friend keeps razing settlements so I can't get any funds
>Rank 7 Marauders out the ass
>Lost my second lord in battle so having to train on up to full strength
>The only places let to raid are the cities with their ranks of great swords

I'm not going to make it...
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Roll'em fuckbois
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Anyway to remove campaign map fog effect?
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>>148320965
R
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>>148320965
roll cuz i'm playing vampire deus vult
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>>148320965

Vamp time
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>>148320965
Gimme Beastie Boys!
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>>148321893
Next best thing
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>>148321684
The Everrolled
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>>148322127

I fucking hate playing as chaos, but with how insanely strong Archaon can become, it'll be fine.
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>>148322248
CA being jews
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>Need to sacrifice 10 sets of captives of Archaon
>My lords can never manage to take any captives to sacrifice to begin with

fugg
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>>148320965
ayy
>>
>Entire Empire will be at war with beastmen
>Empire cities will be razed before turn 40
>Chaos will descend upon an empty world
That new hero really has to stir shit up if Empire is to survive
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>>148320965
pls no chaos
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>>148323463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
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>>148323191
>implying they won't be shit at autoresolve due to all their units lacking armor.
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Any mods that alter AI build order? In across of multiple campaigns I rarely saw other races fielding their top units and it's because they build some weird shit in their provincial capitals, like wasting a slot on level 3 barrack and building a fucking tavern with some granary thrown in a mix. Meanwhile, buildings that require level 4-5 settlements rot away in shitty cities.
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>>148304434
>>148310617
>>148304434
Khazrak, Malagor and another in the initial Race Pack (They said it'll be bigger than the Chaos Pack, but I imagine the LL count will stay the same).

Morghur maybe when the Athel Loren Campaign Pack is released.
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>play Europa Barbarorum 2 for the first time
>build up southern consular army, kick Pyrrhus and his gay greeks off the peninsular
Fuck yeah, this was really expensive though, gotta wait a few turns before I con-
>dudes in the north declare war
>they have 2 full stacks against my 10 unit northern consular army

fuck me lads what do i do? Defense in depth?
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>>148324027
you put Hoplites infront of the gate/breaches, then you go afk and watch some TV or have dinner.
come back and click "ok" on the victory screen.
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>>148311719
>>148312025
For the last three games we've always got a Paid DLC alongside FreeLC and vice versa. Denying it is retarded.
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>>148323618
>don't pay for bleatmen DLC
>get free bleatman LL with athel loren DLC
>can only play as that LL in a one man horde

Well fuck I guess I should've payed.
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>>148313206
>Fur Hat

Kislev modders rejoice.
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>>148322248
A spin-off mobile series.

Kingdom ain't bad as far as casual games go, but it's still shit compared to Total War as a whole.
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>>148324791
>every mod ends up being hoards of men with recolors of the same fur hat
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>>148320965
Roll for chaos or orks? Something I haven't played properly yet
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>>148324636
I'm guessing he won't be playable at all unless you own the Race Pack, I feel like CA would be due a controversy at that point and that should get panties riled.
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>>148325012
Reroll pls, why is it always rolling fucking empire
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How do I git gud at Chaos?

What should I be doing/building towards first?

I keep finding myself screwing things up.
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I get 7 more fps on dx12 with my r9 290

Not bad at all
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>>148314594
Congrats, this is the most autistic post I've seen in a while
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>>148325248
Don't raze I see people say
well sack first then raze
>>
ah yes, skaven
>>
Every faction is great in it's own way and we should all get together in a huge orgie sponsored by slaanesh and love each other.
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NAVAL
COMBAT
WHEN
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>>148291740
>My meat shield of grave guards get fucking shit on by everything except goblins.
>gets shit on
Wat. How?
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>>148325248
Always get the +growth skill. Get the warrior building asap, you can get it earlier by dismantling the one giving you marauders and dogs as soon as you have enough to build it in that slot (growth cost increases for each filled slot). You don't need to take on the dwarfs in the north, and you don't need to tour all of Norsca.
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>>148284505
>CA will never fix the clipping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>148326169
Does it really bother you that much?
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>>148326217
It bothers me massively. Half is face is clipped through his neckplate.
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ok so I've played every total war game, except shogun 1 and atilla, rome 2 kind of burned me out then I went on a grand strategy binge, so anyway, long story short, is this game worth buying?
do units still blob or do they hold formation?
can units only kill each other with pre-animated duels?
is the ai good/not horribly broken?
also how much depth does campaign management have?
is this a game thats only saved with mods?
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>>148326286
But why is it that much of a problem?
Obviously it would be nice if CA fixed that but there are about a million more important things than that
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>>148325802
Would not be fair if they add in the elves.
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>>148326358
Which one? Attila or Warhammer?
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>>148326217
it bothers me too

>>148326358
You can make battle lines and stuff, but units tend to blob up really fast.
>can units only kill each other with pre-animated duels?
It's the other way around. No duels, more mosh pits.

Shame you missed out on Attila. It's still my favorite Total War.
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>>148326553
Oh right, i assumed you were talking about Warhammer.
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>>148326469
shit i forgot to write total warhammer, woops, that one
>>148326553
maybe I should check out atilla, also no duels is pretty neat, I mean, I dont mind them as long as they are used sparingly
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>>148326395
Of course, doesn't make it less infuriating to see that CA fucked up the model and posing for the game's big villain.

It's something that would take the smallest tweak to fix.
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>>148326936
Nobody is really presented with any character to properly define themselves as a villain. It's his voice that bothers me the most. Too barbaric.
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>>148326705
Buy Attila when it's on sale or something. It's a classic Total War game.

Warhammer is more fast paced but with smoother gameplay and the best cav charges known to man.
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>>148327153
>Buy Attila when it's on sale or something. It's a classic Total War game.
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Lahmias should have some crazy diplomacy bonuses with humans.

I can see why nobody wants Mannfred to rule them, but cute little vampire girls?
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>>148327290
Fun, flawed and unoptimized to hell and back.
Classic.
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>>148327796

dumb animeposter
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>>148327904

Go away Manny.
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>>148327796
The Lahmians are mature women. It's their shota slaves that are the underaged aspect.

Child vampires are rare in the setting and completely crazy for the most part. Entirely unsuitable for any form of seduction or manipulation.

Mannfred is arguably a more sane and balanced person than Neferata, which says a lot given how batshit crazy Mannfred is.
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>>148328013

Neferata has the body of 15-16y old girl. And it was mentioned few times that many of her handmaidens are very young.

People keep forgetting that in ancient times you were adult at 15. And people often married at 12-13.
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>>148328013
>Mannfred is arguably a more sane and balanced person than Neferata

He was before they completely raped his lore in 8e and ET.
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>>148328127

TOO OLD
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>>148328218

It's okay, they can shapeshift.
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>>148328127
Every last depiction of her is a milf.

>>148328217
I still kinda like him in the ET books. He has an ambition and it ends up driving him so far he just loses it.
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>>148325883
>>148325523
Thank you guys!
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>>148328314
>young queen who didn't even marry yet
>milf

And don't even try talking about GW minis. They make young elf girls look like grannies.
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Bros I've been on a warhammer fantasy novel kick.
Just finished reading Giantslayer, which was ok. Too much mary sue shit though, i read all the prior gotrek and felix books when i was about fifteen 10 years ago.

Read skarsnik too, which I thought was fantastic. Bit of a laugh and gives a feel for life as a gobbo.

Any recommendations for other black library stuff? There any other greenskin-centric books?
Or anything with an interesting take on the setting? Not really too interested in standard empire is gud guize pulp.
Might go with one of the skaven books if there's no more greenskin stuff.
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>>148326469
Well Warhammer is the new hotness but is a bit sparse on content right now. But does have 3 games worth of expansion and content in the works. But it's going to take years to get there

Attila is kind of a mixed bag that still runs poorly even on high end systems and wont get any more updates. But it does have all the content out there.

Guess it really depends on which setting you like more though both are fine.
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Anyone knows a good Rome2 mod that adds more animations? I tried looking it up on workshop, but there are only ones that make the already existing more frequent.
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>>148328435
We're talking official art.
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>>148328641
I don't know much about any Green skin books but the Thanquol books are pretty good.

Going to try and start getting into gotrek and felix myself this year
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>>148328641
The Archaon stuff is pretty okay.
I'm a fan of stories where people fight the same enemies he does. Speaking philosophically.
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>Roman army, best army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCBNxJYvNsY&feature=youtu.be
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>>148329637
this is cool! Post more stuff like this. Its easy and not very time consuming.
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>>148320965
Rolling my dwarf dick just got pushed in
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>>148329951
You probably deserved it.
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>>148329637
>soldiers had to supply their own weapons and armour
Wasn't this only pre-marian? Before the model that video describes came into being?
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Sometimes it's nice to just look at the scenery while you wait for units to get in position
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>>148329637
Why the fuck is it called a century if there's only 80 men in it ?
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What does this translate to?
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>get ambushed by inferior force of bathrobe ashigaru
>reinforcing superior force of bathrobe ashigaru
>superior force trickles in piecemeal from behind
ez Heroic Victory
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>>148330372
OU<-UD OU-C<-<- DUC

you're welcome
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>>148330372
Blood is Borrowed.
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>>148330312
Was originally, it kept the same position in the order of battle but the number changed. Just a word kinda switching numeric definition, like the brigade.
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>>148330476
this is a new one that just got posted
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>>148330562
Really?

Fuck yeah you're right.
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>>148330372
POO PEE POO PEE
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>>148329054

Her only official art is recent. And GW is run by retards in the recent years.
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>>148330939
Based Rountree is making GW great again.
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>>148328127
>>148328217
>>148328314
>>148328435

>young queen who didn't marry

She was married. She didn't have any kids, but she was in her twenties when Arkhan started teaching her sorcery.

>the Lahmians are mature women

There are female child Lahmians, however. It's not delved into, but presumably they dominate and enslave paedophiles among the nobility.

There are also male Lahmians, though they are extremely rare, and tend to do their own thing. There's some evidence that the Von Karstein's (a primarily male but more balanced bloodline) are an offshoot of the Lahmian bloodline.

>mannfred is arguably a more sane and balanced person

Hard to say. They both have their flaws. Nefereta is actually capable of caring for people other than herself though, whereas Mannfred is a sociopath through and through.
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How do you ensure enough income to have some armies as Vampires?
I'm at turn 72, and I only have one decent stack and a mixed stack, with 4k income to spare, which I use every turn
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>>148331121

Get a banshee/necromancer set up in every region, dont bother with tier 3 growth buildings aside from recruitment regions, focus on the income book first. Build Vampire keeps/necromancer things in every region.
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>>148330372
Niggers tongued my anus.
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>>148331027
Oh look faggot from /tg/.
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>>148331121

>only two stacks
>at turn 72

Goddamn man. That's not how vampires work. Just throw zombies and skeletons at them.

Use the Death Star. It works really well in the campaign.
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>>148331286
Asked what it translates to not what happened over then course of the weekend.
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>>148331396
But they have all these cool units; I can't just be using zombies
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>>148331120
Technically all bloodlines are offshoots of the Lahmians.
Daddy Vlad of the Carsteins was either Neferata's husband or noble member of her court and maybe lover depending on which lore you're going from. So the Carsteins have technically been there for ages. Vlad just fucked around before he made up the name and properly started siring children.

>>148331396
Don't do that. It aint fun to use as a player. And on the campaign you're only up against AI so just hammer and anvil anyway(with added terror/leadership hex on a flank to start a chain rout).

Before anyone asks, the vampire deathstar is an tactic involving slapping together a ton of wraiths and crypt horrors overlapping over one another in a dense blob. You stick your lord and an extra necromancer usually in the middle of it. You keep overcasting invocation of nehek. The overcasting makes it aoe, and because of the formation you have more than a dozen units regenerating rather than just one.
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https://cdn.creative-assembly.com/total-war/forums/banner/20160713-beastman-tease-banner.png


>beastman-tease-banner.png


>pee and poo - banner.png

>moooooooooooooo.png
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the clash
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>>148331723
how stupid is that.
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>>148331723
God damn it CA.
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>>148331732
Dont post gore
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>you can overcast spells
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>>148331723
what could it be? elves???
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>>148331723
DAMMIT DARREN NOT AGAIN
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>>148331723
Chaos dwarfs confirmed?
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>>148331723
araby C O N F I R M E D
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>>148331710

>it ain't fun

It's really fun to use, because being an undying swarm is what the undead are all about.
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>>148331723
>https://cdn.creative-assembly.com/total-war/forums/banner/20160713-beastman-tease-banner.png


what the fuck? it's actually true. Are CA just retarded? I mean come on... beastman-tease-banner.png
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>>148331945
Inferior intelligent ancient species
Inferior reptile
In one image

If only there was one race that could provide the better versions of both.
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>>148332113

Yeah, Can't believe they just spoiled the naval DLC for us.
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>>148331723
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>148332142
No idea who that might be m8.
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>>148332105
If you're talking about the regeneration aspect I somewhat agree, they should be more sustainy.
Deathstar is far too broken and un-interactive to be a fun solution though. It also allows for zero variation in tactics which is flat and boring and stupid.
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>>148331723
"Finally a smart company for smart gamers" 10/10 - IGN
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>>148332113
>>148331723

Tomb Kings announced!?
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>>148332418
YE BOII
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>>148331723
Good, I hope for a CoW tier endless tide of rapemen pouring into the empire.
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>>148332506
What kind of people makes these pictures?
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>>148332418
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If beastmen are going to be an early game problem for the Empire, are the early game Empire orcs going to get removed or changed?

Dealing with both seems kind of annoying. Not from a battle perspective, but having enough armies to cover all your towns perspective.
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>>148332581
You mean another weighted random event for a doomstack to spawn in Reikland while you're besieging Marienburg?

>>148332614
I know not. But I do not question their existence. For to do so may be offensive and their gifts should be accepted with only gratitude rather than curiosity.

>>148332716
It will certainly be interesting to see how they're implemented. It should reveal how they plan to introduce other races to the map. Particularly Skaven when their time comes.

I hope beastmen will truly be all over though, rather than tied to like limited spawns in Drakenwald and Athel Loren's borders.
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>>148332716
>are the early game Empire orcs going to get removed or changed?
I don't think so, I guess Beastmen will start in eastern Middenland so they aren't much of a problem for Empire earliest game
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>>148332716

I doubt they'll be another early-game threat for the empire, hopefully they'll tone down the Vargs and have the beastmen become more of a mid-game nuisance.

They could also just have a starting positsion somewhere else, perhaps near the Moot/Middeland so that the vamp cunts get something thrown their way as well for once.
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>>148332716
Savage Orcs have only targeted me once out of the 4 empire playthroughs I finished.
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>>148331120
>but she was in her twenties when Arkhan started teaching her sorcery.

That's retarded ET retcon nobody takes seriously.
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>>148332951

>tone down the Vargs

ASININE MORTAL
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>>148333031

Fuck you Chaos, I've had it having to deal with your bullshit lackeys who ignore everyone just to beeline towards Marienburg with like 3 stacks.
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I wish the AI would just accept when the ratio of power is overwhelmingly in my favor
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>>148333007
I always feel guilty about the End Times because Arkhan and Settra are probably my two favorite characters in the entire setting.

Pissed about what they did to Karl though.

>>148333079
There is an ancient rumour that says if you upgrade every last settlement you own with max tier walls then the Vargs and Skraelings will spontaneously combust to the last man.
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>>148331916
To be fair, the games not very good at telling you things
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>>148331916
>>148333253
Did you know that the record screen can also show you a chronological history of your heroes and Lords? It even has a campaign map that changes based on the point in time you're looking at.
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>>148333134

I don't think I've ever been able to get the Vargs or the Skaeling to become vassals without them having only settlement and no army.

And even then its not worth it because they betray you 20 turns later because Norscans are worse than scum
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>>148333253
The game has tips on the loading screens familia.

>Spears are good against large units
>Units may be hidden in wooded areas
>"I am a pathetic stunted creature attempting to compensate for my lack of height and karaks with words" t. Figure respected among the Dwarf community
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>>148333178

>Fortify the shit out of my lands
>They will just raid and run like girls when an army gets near.

Why wont they just attack this fucking Nordland town with like zero defence, what have I done to them to piss them off so much.
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>>148333178

End Times was an absolute shit fest, I don't think anyone came out of that favourably.

Like it wasn't even a satisfying end, it was more a big fuck you.
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Hello twg, how do I deal with greenskins when they have confederated the entire badlands on dwarfs hard by turn 20? And all I have is 1 stack, 4 towns and barely 800 gold a turn income. Feel like a reset might have to happen, first campaign I've played as dorfs
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>>148333637
Settra got nothing but great moments solidifying his character as he performed greater and greater feats.
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>>148333445
The Varg wouldnt dare to betray me
they are going to betray me
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>>148333669

How do Greenskins confederate 3 factions of greenskins that all hate each other, and wipe out factions of dwarves, all in 20 turns?
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>>148333669

Never expand North, keep your main region with a single stack till they all have walls, occasionally sack an orcish town for extra income. And make sure to get lightning strike.
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>>148333868
dunno but they own everything from the bottom of the badlands to the sea and to black crag and up to border princes
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>>148333869
I own the silver road and haven't expanded north, what is lightning strike?
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>>148333930

How did you fuck up so bad?

Please don't tell me you fell for the Mount Gunbad meme.
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>>148333818
Nice war with Chaos.

>>148333868
They get a confederation train going pretty quickly going mostly what seems to be a really basic the enemy of my enemy is my friend AI logic check.
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>>148334026

It's a talent in the utility line, basically allows you to ignore reinforcements, so you can pick of one army at a time while charging several stacks.
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>>148334054
Gotta cull weaklings
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>>148334027
Nope I just took silver road and built walls in all the towns and then took the town to the south
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>>148334026
Lightning strike is a skill you can unlock on lords(some have it by default, Azhag I think and maybe one other) that functions like night attack in previous titles without the night effect.
If you're unfamiliar with that, you attack an enemy army standing next to another enemy army and they don't get to bring any reinforcements.
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>>148334224
>tfw no spoopy night battles with imperial troops holding torches while fighting the undead.
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>>148333441
I did!

After stumbling on it while messing with the menus.

Seems like something they'd want to show off you know?
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>>148334303
The effects of the corruption mechanic communicates it somewhat.
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nice cutscenes CA
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>>148334303

>No one modded lightning strikes to be night battles yet

Gotta make [Night vampire thunderers mounted trolls] (Ranged flying monsters) instead.
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>>148334446
>Not Demi-Gryph Outriders (Mounted Crossbowmen)
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>>148334521

Please dont give them any feasible ideas.
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>>148334595
>implying Radious would ever dare to browse /twg/
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>>148334446
>Mounted Reikland Grail Knight Outriders (Trollhammer Torpedoes)
>this is an actual mod that has already been made
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>>148334595
That's what makes it truly terrifying though.
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>>148334641
Hi Radious
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>>148334641
He can't get through our anti-Radious wards.
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>>148334641

I bet he would just to make things to spite us.

>>148334680

I'm really not sure if this is a joke or not, that's what makes it scary.
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>>148333669

You should seek out grimgor as early as possible and wipe his stack. He's much more manageable and slower to expand when he doesn't have his Doom diver and black orcs to lean on.
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>>148334917
So I might as well start the campaign again, and should I expand south into black crag or west into the badlands?
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>>148335002

Fortify the shit out of your starting region before you even start thinking about expanding. And I prefer to keep to the mountain ranges myself, means more possible underway interceptions.
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>>148335097
I did fortify silver road but then greenskins own quarter of the fucking map
Annoying desu
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krakanrok LL when
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>>148335002

Secure the silver road, then head south for the minor provinces in death pass. Unless grimgor has fucked up real bad, black crag will be too well fortified to take until you can get some beefier artillery.

I would next try to ensure karak azul survives. They will do a lot of the heavy lifting down south if they don't get obliterated early.
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>tfw no Kurt Helborg or Ludwig Schwarzhelm LL

I guess an archer LL would be more diverse though.
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>>148335439

Don't think we're getting a LL tomorrow, just a hero I think?
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Goddammit Grace.
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>>148335596

>TRICK
>>
>be some Empire peasant forced into army
>after few weeks of stabbing straw dummies they throw you into battle
>it's against undead
>something like this comes running at your unit

I can't even imagine what those guys would feel.
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>>148331723
WOOD ELVES CONFIRMED

BEASTMEN FANBOYS BTFO
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>>148335596
>trick
So you mean there's still hope?
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>>148335746
A boner
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>>148335596
turn me a trick grace

>>148335594
hero free update it seems.
Beastmen DLC seems more and more to be reality.

>>148335746
Depending on how it's approaching they would feel one of the following:
A) That creature sure is acting rabid despite its attire
B) Those vampires are some weird fuckers
C) I can totally understand why the gooks have a culture of white-envy facial mutilation when they naturally look like that
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>>148335852

That could be a problem in armor.
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>>148335838

Unless they throw some new shit into the map Wood Elves are going to be so easy mode.
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>>148335939
The captain is probably the only one with an armored codpiece
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lookit dis shoiny fing boyz

fink it's worf anyfin?
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>>148335746
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>>148328218
I really hate this show now.
Arya needs to die.
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>>148336036
Beastmen exist mostly to make the Wood Elves lives difficult. Other than that, having a defensible corner isn't too strange given how strong capital garrisons are to begin with.

>>148336187
only if youse a stuntie git, s'pose to make youse look taller than a gobbo
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>>148336187
>grimgore makes it into his personal toilet
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>>148336036
Well, they are next to the most aggressive and vicious factions in Warhammer, the western mountain dwarfs
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>>148336187
Wew dat ork war boss? Looks like a chaos space marine/primarch
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>>148335939
>Grow a second spear to stab the undead
I see no problem here
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>>148336187

wot guds a stunty frone? u iz an ork (unless uz a gobbo)

uz aint no gobbo iz ya?
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>>148331723
darren is at it again
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>>148336383
>the western mountain dwarfs
>they declare war on you randomly then sit in their holds grumbling for a few turns before begging you for peace
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>>148307192
>>148307332
Lucky bastard.
I've never fought a defensive siege battle in any of my campaigns (all H or VH).

As much as I love this game, some things are straight up broken.
>>
Should I get Total Warhammer?
I liked Rome 2 EE a lot but I'm not sure about the newest one because I heard things like small unit sizes

And also flying units and spells seem kinda weird to me
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>>148331723

>trusting an Irishman

FUCKIN' TAIGS
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>>148336457
Or they use the underway to raze Eilhart or Helmgart and then ask for peace(while demanding money)
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>>148336296
She'll keep teleporting around killing lads and die at the very end because apparently people care about her, and apparently writing in poor deaths for your characters for no proper reason is what people like about the show because they've never read anything written well or seen anything well directed before.

>>148336478
I've had them raze three whole settlements while I was fighting the vampires/archaon on one side and had an expidition wiping out the skaelings with the rest. Had to pay them off too.
Milan levels of hate inspiring.

>>148336553
It's quite polished and runs much better than Attila.
Flying units are fairly well balanced unless it's some multiplayer meme game where some person doesn't have any ranged units or something.
Spells are implemented very seamlessly, but their balance is a bit off. They vary between absolute trash aoe spells, reasonable but somewhat difficult to justify including over a straight melee hero buffs and abusable broken assassination spells.
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>>148335596
HAHAHA WHERES THAT CUNT THAT SAID WE WEREN'T GETTING BEASTMEN
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>>148336553
>small unit sizes
depends on the unit
the end game units can have from 24 to 80 dudes
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anyone have the meme where the goblin says rome 2 stuff and grimgor roars the pontus roar?
>>148335746
pic related
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>>148336430
oh iz a stuntie frone, zogg it den it luks ugly

AN I AINT NO BLOOMIN GOBBO YA WANKAH
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>>148331870
R1 is literally the only TW game with no blood now
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>>148336812
>She'll keep teleporting around killing lads and die at the very end because apparently people care about her, and apparently writing in poor deaths for your characters for no proper reason is what people like about the show because they've never read anything written well or seen anything well directed before.
I hate how dabid ruin the northern conspiracy and frey pies just to get stronk womyn action
>>
>>148336998
And Manderly was finally cast as a minor character in the last episode of the season as a generic overweight warrior.

I don't personally care about desecrating the source material because I don't think the series has been good for the last few books. But yeah I'm only watching the show at this point because it's like a trainwreck in slow motion.
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>>148337190
THe series at this point is almost completely irrelevant to the books and I hated the writing ever since they split off the source but it seems we are not going to get any more books. I mean even the most hardcore fans seem to be giving up on the dude finishing it.
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>>148337332
The author is an autistic retard that doesn't deserve the popularity his shit has amongst normies now.
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>>148336813
IT'S A TRICK
>>
Any point of getting chaos chariots if I can get chaos knights?
>>
Beastmen confirmed tommorow?
Or a FLC legendary lord as a teaser and then Beastmen shortly afterwards?
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>>148337506
MAYBE
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>>148337609
Something along one of those lines. We're not sure.
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>>148337609
I believe the general consensus is Markus Wulfhart LL tomorrow as FLC along with a teaser for upcoming Beastmen paid DLC.
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>>148337498
I think the reason for his success is that he was the fact that his characters did not die of "mwahaha evil wins" but of their own stupidity. I think that plus the politics stuff and the slight hint of fantasy made it rather appealing, both as a book and as a series. Im not saying hes the first one to do that of course but he got lucky I guess? But now he bit more than he could chew if that was ever likely and now he propably cant tie all those loose ends he opened or doesnt know how to finish it. Anyway it is sad since I enjoyed the books and the world in general and the series is dogshit in comparison.
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>tfw the empire will never create monoplanes and gain air superiority
fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6DUroYNI4s&index=2&list=PLocQeghkorOWv0tbNMoEk9tmGGum6iXHm

>>148337190
>And Manderly was finally cast as a minor character in the last episode of the season as a generic overweight warrior.
yeah, manderly bowing to jon snu and declaring him as the king was too much.
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>>148336813
i'm right here
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Holy fuck that Kislev mod, look at these Streltsi.


What are they using, i dont recognize these models.
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SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE PICTURE WHERE THE GOBLIN DESCRIBES ROME 2 AND GRIMGOR ROARS THE PONTUS ROAR
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>>148339017
recolored wizard robes you moron.
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>>148339017
I want my bearriders and the frostqueen.
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What mods are you using to play Warhammer?

I'm looking for something that makes the Dawi less unfun. The campaign is pretty fun, and the aesthetics are the objectively best in the game, but the battles are terribly unfun
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>>148339307
Dont worry senpai they made bear cav.
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>>148331723
So does anybody know what this translates to?
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>>148339147
Even the hat?

>>148339017
Link to mod pls
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>>148339659
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>>148339659
not those again
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>>148339659
BBBHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHA
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>>148339659
dropped.
dumb fucking russians always ruining everything.
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>>148339792
What do you mean?

>>148339760
Just search Kislev its the top one.
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>>148340032
IT lOOKS LIKE ALF YOU FAGGOT
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>>148340032
>JUST
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>>148288208
>high Chaos corruption would create rifts which would spawn daemons
>Nurgle epidemics so city sanitation would become a thing again
>possible alliance between Chaos and Beastmen
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>>148339659
Anyone got a webm of these guys in motion?
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Anyone figured out Dwarf yet?

I feel like traditional formations aren't going to work but I haven't been CREATIVE enough to figure out how to put helicopters and riflemen into otherwise traditional deployments.
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>>148341028

Put riflemen in squares, easier to make them turn around to shoot then, also leave gaps in your frontline's formation so they can shoot through those.

Use a mixture of helicopter's bombs and charges to disrupt enemy lines, make sure you got rid of any air units they may have before deploying them near the frontlines though.
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If they really do confirm Beastmen tomorrow I'm going to be shocked, but in a good way. I never would have thought they'd be out before the Bretonnians.

I'm still trying not to get hyped, but I am really interested in seeing how they implement a new race on the campaign map. Empire campaign about to get even more annoyingly difficult.
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LEAVE NAPOOPAN TO ME
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TOMORROW BOYS WHO HYPE?

Any word on what time? Is it safe to assume 2pm like last time?
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>>148336946

>WANKAH
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GREETINGS FELLOW SONS OF THE ETERNAL GENERAL, HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE MARKTAG?
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>>148341410

>Austrian campaign
>mfw Kebab, Saxons and Frogs at my gates

Send help.
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>>148341410
>AAH, SAVE ME BLUCHER
what did he mean by this?
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>>148340032
>>148339659
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So /twg/, now that it's been out for a while, what's the verdict on Warhammer?
Is it worth the dosh? Should I wait?

Should I just start reinstalling other Total war games on my new rig?
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>>148341643

>Blucher
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Best frenchie
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>>148341606
you just need enough cannons
every problem can be solved with cannons
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what should I build or should I recruit a lord? (only have Archeon and Sigwald)
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>>148341726
If at least two of the factions' gameplay appeals to you, go for it
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>>148342078
t: Dawi
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>>148342078

I've only just got access to howitzers.
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>>148341606
Crush them all underfoot, with blade and bullet, in the name of the Emperor!
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>>148342401
MORE
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>>148342401
you should have access to 6-lb right?
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What's your faction's soundtrack?

Karaz Ankor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9He6c8F9s
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>>148341765
>Murat

Was there anyone such an awesome madman as pic related?

Literally Warrior Priest of sigmar tier.
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>>148342876

Chaos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>148342325

I like the idea or the Vamps and the Orcs, not sure about the Chaos since I never play Attila.

The campaign in general looks a little dumbed down overall though.

How are the battles? Do they feel tight? How fast are they?
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>>148342907
His actions at Waterloo were hilariously retarded
Cool guy
Crashing napoleons army with no survivors
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>>148342247
The second tier of marauder buildings is pretty much vital. Poison doggos are probably the best unit in the entire WoC roster right now, or at least the most versatile. If you already have a few units in your army, it's fine, but i'd honestly build it just to ensure that i'm able to replace them if both units are wiped out.

If you're dead-set against green doggos, you can't really go wrong with any of the other chains. Trolls are probably the weakest, but can still get a lot of work done thanks to their armor. Forsaken and spawn aren't too great, but the sorcerers are pretty mandatory, although with Archaon you can skip them. Basic dragon ogres aren't anything to write home about, but Shaggoths are fucking amazing. They hit harder than most elite cavalry units whilst moving faster than them, and are great for eating missile fire whilst the rest of your army advances. Giants are giants, they're good but honestly I prefer Shaggoths. Chariots underperform compared to the rest of your options, and Hellcannons are great but probably not worth eating a building slot.

tl;dr either poison doggos or your monster of choice (giant/shaggoth/troll/spawn)
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>>148343210
hellcannons can be great if you wan't to seige a settlement and attack it in the same turn.
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>>148339731
poo poo pee pee
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>>148343210
I went with Dragon Ogres, I tried them out in custom battles and they seemed pretty good plus you unlock Kholek

Poison dogs were ok but I had to make a choice between either throwing away rank'd warriors or chosens to make room for the knights
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>>148342907

>Ney at Waterloo

I can only handle so much retardation.
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>>148343828
>>148343078
pretty sure he was brain damaged at that point. He went full Ogryn there
>This is how a marshal of france dies
10/10 line.
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>>148343828
>>148343078
Just going to rush virtually all of Napoleons cavalry at the artillery, oh fug I've ran into wellington's infantry... So suprised something was guarding the guns
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>>148344029
>tfw you forget to guard your artillery in Warhams
Fuck, How am I supposed to use the great cannons then?
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>>148343962
Probably knew the battle was over and he'd be executed afterwards, Napleon surely knew Blucher had 50,000 troops coming to flank his forces... With the assumption he could defeat Wellington's outnumbered forces which had strong positions kek
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>>148343817

Dragon ogres are massively underrated in my experience. Love using them.
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>>148344253
>gets captured
>shits over his own lawyers because he wanted to be a frenchman so bad.

Literally a based retardbro.
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>>148344306
They are alright but are heavy sufferers of Chaos Syndrome. Nice but overpriced to shit. SP they are fine, the damn Shaggy on the other hand is a damn joke compared to a giant who is half off in comparison.

My underappreciated unit is Armored Chaos Trolls, cheaper monterous infantry but resistant to missles and regenerates. Leadership buffs aren't hard in chaos and having them run back to regen isn't that bad either.
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>>148344515
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>>148344515
fucking beautiful
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>>148344515

>u 'ill nevah b fighty enuf fur grimgorz waaaagh
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>>148344515
>waaagh intensifies
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>it's a Darren leaks the upcoming content episode
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I'm playing MTW2 and when I press space bar the unit position interface keeps flickering and is hard to use. Any fixes? I looked it up and couldn't find any
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>>148344515
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>>148345121
how did he?
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>>148345640
>Beastmen_teaser_banner.jpg
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>>148345640
Read the thread, faggot.
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>>148345670
>darren nearly leaked the next historical total war.
based.
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>>148345640
>Hey guys, check out this picture of chaotic runes, if you're lucky, he may explains it tomorrow ;^))))))))
>"beastmen_tease_banner.jpg"
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>>148345354
nah man, just hold the button, it isn't that hard to see.
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>>148345861
oh dear
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>>148345670

>Beastmen_teaser_banner.jpg
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>>148344794
Dragon Ogres aren't that hot, honestly. But the Shaggoth is fucking great. Yes, a Giant has better stats, but the Shaggoth literally moves twice as fast and can outpace the majority of cavalry units. Hell, I think they're faster than a Varghulf.
>>
I translated the runes from the teaser phonetically, but how do I make a literal english translation?

I'm curious as to what this poo-scratch actually is.
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>>148346692

Rhuarudh rhufarar dhuak

Sounds like a line from Come on Eileen.
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>>148346692
"Don't give to Darren"
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>>148346920
Does anyone here speak rape-speak?
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>>148342907


>tfw he ordered his own exacution

Doesn't become much more gangster than that lads.

You can only hope to achieve at most 10% of that tier of alpha-male status.
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>>148347258

>*charges cavalry into British infantry*
>*does it again*
>*and again*
>NAPOLEON HELP
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>>148346570
Depends on the fight I suppose but most of the time I want the giant. I'll let the hounds tie down or screen cav. Having 25% missile resistance is nice but you are at 72% health compared to a giant, weapon damage is at 80% to the giants as well. In melee the shaggy can't tank it out as much, speeds nice but there just cheaper options for some speed.

If cav is that much a problem sure but in a siege or slug fest rather take big and stupid.
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>>148347815
>bongs being this butthurt.
>>
What the fuck does the new pic translate as?

Last picture was Blood and Gore along with Blood Knights.
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>>148348431

>bongs being butt hurt
>we won

Be pard old boy?
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>>148348431
>french send their cavalry to go fro the bong arty
>cavalry charge over the hill
>confronted by Essex regiment and the several highland scots regiments, all standing in squad formation
>french cav gets slaughtered like rats
>napoleon has a baby tantrum

lmao, why would this upset British people. Go away frenchie-boo; shoo shoooo
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>>148348691
Scroll up. Phonetically, it's "Rhuarudh rhufarar dhuak", which is meaningless because there has never been a single Black Tongue dictionary or lexicon published in the history of BL. CA just invented nonsense words that sound kind of Chaos-y, there's no meaning behind them.
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>>148346920
>>148347243
>horde?
>dunno
>dark or drak?

Maybe 'Horde from the Drak' or 'Horde from the dark'?
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>>148348858
I just googled "black tongue lexicon" and one of the top results was the wikipedia page for AAVE and I blew cold coffee out of my nose.

Fuck you.
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>>148348431
>>bongs being this butthurt.
>posted from the bottom of the sea with where the french fleet lies
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>>148348989
It's Drak. Drakwald forest is Beastman territory, and specifically mentioned in the previous Wulfhart teaser.

Horde from the Drak. Get hype.
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>>148348691
Anon. CA fucked up.

https://cdn.creative-assembly.com/total-war/forums/banner/20160713-beastman-tease-banner.png

Look at the filename on the link.

Free ranged hero for Empire and a paid faction Beastmen for next week?

Possibly it fits with the Russian datamined info for DLC #3 that CA said was "outdated info".

Here's DLC 3:
https://steamdb.info/app/404012/subs/
Updated just 7 hours ago.
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>>148348989
How can you translate that? Is there a certain armybook or supplement I should look up?
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>>148349373
>Total War™: WARHAMMER® - three
They're not very subtle, are they
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>>148349892
It goes upto DLC #6(probably more) for the first game of the trilogy.
That doesn't include free content.

Blood for the Blood God was known as "two" until the day of its release.
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>>148349004
>black tongue lexicon
>AAVE

TOP
O
P
KEK
E
K
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>>148329637
since no one posted more videos like this, here is a longer one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKBWAYZOXqA&ab_channel=HistoriaCivilis

Also explains somewhat why it was century for 80 men.
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>>148349373
>beastman-tease-banner.png
Kek how did they fuck that up?
Maybe its a ruse?
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Tomorrow
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>>148348989

Horde from the Drakwald.

get read for poo, get ready for pee, I will rape this elf slut for free
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>new content means new update
>mfw having mods that still need update for current patch

I'm not going to make it
>>
>Chaos initial waves start spawning
>Kislev becomes super friendly
>want to help them with the Varg, Skaeliniggers, and other Chaos stacks
>won't accept any sort of agreements or military access
>walk into their territory anyway, defend one of the Northern settlements
>wipe out two chaos armies harassing Kislev itself
>Kislev went from +50 to -30 in no time
>Fuck it defend yourself
>move back to Bechafen and Castle Raukov
>Chaos shits out of the fog blitz towards Norden and siege
>Gelt is a turn away but gets assaulted by an agent

I'm pretty sure those are the only two stacks remaining for this wave. At worst they raze Norden and I have to resettle. At best they sack it and move back to Erengrad or move onto Nordland where I have a stack I've tailored for ambushes waiting.

Fucking stubborn Kislev shits.
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>>148350247
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>>148350247
I wish Wood Elves were in...

I want to desecrate their bodies with my bull cock
>>
>>148350247

To be honest they should've been in game from the start. Empire fights with them more than they do with Chaos warriors.
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>>148349373
>20160713-beastman-tease-banner.png
>beastman
only one beast man?
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>>148347005
kek
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>>148350247
tomorrow
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>>148350668
>yfw the beastman is a codename for the Huntmarshal
>yfw the only content tommorow is a shitty new LL
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TOMORROW
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I wonder if beastmen will be in your campaign if you don't buy the dlc, I'm assuming it will be with a patch just like warriors of chaos
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>>148350247
POINTING THIS OUT:

http://whenc.totalwar.com/#/characters/wh_main_bst_beastman

This was a 404 link a couple days ago but now its available only empty. All other variations are 404(tech,buildings etc). Bretonnia's hidden links are not updated either.

Here's the datamined Russian info:
http://totalwars.ru/index.php/total-war-warhammer-news/2576-total-war-warhammer-fb-dlc-and-expansion-pack-plans.html
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>>148350992
non-playable herds with limited roster, probably
>>
>these two orc tribes that beeline Grunburg every single time

These assholes are 90% of the reason why I don't enjoy the first 20 turns of the Empire campaign. You have to fight them on the field since the auto-resolve tends to be weighted in their favor (especially those assholes with the doom diver) and the fight is always the same and so gets dull after the first few times.
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>>148351254
Now there will be two beastmen hordes as well!
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>>148351150

>all those races and THEN more in expansion packs

i will literally spend any amount of money on this game is this is true
>>
WHEN
>>
Are there any half-anythings in Warhammer?

That is to say, can any races inter-breed or are they all locked to their own race?

Ignoring the Chaotic races that is. I know they can do some fucked up shit that isn't close to naturally possible.
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>>148351150
Nice catch on the encyclopaedia!
Trying not to get hype.
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>>148351380

Y'know what? I wouldn't even be that mad if it got that much harder.

I'd just camp on Grunburg till I can build a town watch, since it'd be pretty much the only viable option
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>>148351423
Well i know for a fact that half-elves are a thing.
>>
so, apart from Khazrak's herd, will the game features other beastmen faction?
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>>148351254

Yeah, they annoy me.

I've beaten the Empire Campaign twice now, and they still piss me off, because you basically have to base your early plans around them.
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Should I even bother?
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>>148351423

Barring Chaotic influence, races can only breed within their own species.

Once Chaos gets involved, all bets are off.

>>148351572

I'm afraid they aren't in Warhammer.
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>>148351856

>savage orcs
lol
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>mfw I hear about all the empire people bitching about orcs
>mfw I never had to deal with any orc tribes I didn't attack first
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>>148351679
AI controlled herds probably similar to how the politicial map of current factions is set pic related.

Russian datamining shows these:

Redhorn Brayherd
Khazrak Herd Brayherd
Skrinderkin Brayherd
Jagged Horn
Skrinderkin
Ripper Horn Brayherd
Shadowgor Brayherd
The fact the datamining shows "mini" suggests its a story campaign pack which has a plot focused on them alongside their entry onto the main campaign.
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>>148351862
is that a woman behind the baldie or just some crypto slaanesh cultist
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>>148351856

Their archers will do almost nothing to your dwarves.

Might be winnable, depending on the position you get.
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>tfw I'm glad beastmen are coming so I can crush their armies and rape the prisoners

Goatfaces not so fuckin' tough after getting Imperial cock up the ass.
>>
>>148351856
try your quarrelers if not win outright will do huge damage
>>
Any speculation on what the announcement trailer will be like?

I'm guessing it'll follow CA's usual formula of (Black background and voice line/Setup/Black Background and voice line/ Action/ Black Background and voice line / cut to logo).
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>>148351572
this pleases me
>tfw no captured witch elf you help grow out of her magic drug addiction and who beoomes a clingy waifu instead.
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>>148352035

You start off at war with two.

I don't know about other people but for me both the Savage Orcs and Normal Orcs will ALWAYS charge for Grunburg, stopping to sack Carroburg if it isn't still in sacked mode from the last lot.

It's gotten to the point where I raise a second army in Altdorf to smack them the moment before they get anywhere near.
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>>148352382

Think it'll be like the VC reveal, but then with the marshall and rape.
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>>148352470

>nagash had a cute witch elf waifu
>he killed her because lol

I don't understand how his mind works.
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>>148352480
My first Empire playthrough, I never even saw an orc until after I beat the shit out of Archaon.

The second time I wiped out the guys to the north of Marienburg and only ever dealt with the Greenskins in the WE Mountains with the dorfs. I didn't even know orc hordes are a thing at all.
>>
>all these Empire players complaining about the early game orcs

I understand. They're annoying little bastards.
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>>148352606
what a fucking faggot.
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>>148352332
And then an entire Brayherd ran a train on his wife and children as he was on campaign in the Drakwald.

The worst part?

You come home to find poo on your front porch.
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>>148352480

After taking grunburg head south to sack then raze the orc settlement in the mountains.

Doing this yourself rather than waiting for karak norn to do it gives you some much needed brownie points with them early, and also sends that tribes' one army into fight or die mode outside of your lands.
>>
>beastmen coming
>there is that mod on steam workshop that allows for automatic riflemen wearing metal armor
we full Avatar now bois.
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>>148352732

Occasionally, someone wipes them out. It's great when it happens, but I can't count on it.

I think in the latest patch, the Skull-smasherz (the normal orc tribe) actually have a chance to go into Bretonnia rather than the Empire.

>>148352516

If it's the Huntmarschal, the only one getting raped will be the Beastmen overall.
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Okay, quarrelers are great

They were responsible for over 800 of my kills
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Why the fuck are the Kislev voice lines to badass?

Why the fuck does this game have so many voice lines for unplayable factions
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>>148353034
Did you have walls?

If not, how? I have never in warhamms been able to win a victory I didnt have a guarantee of winning.
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>>148352810

Except that tribe are never a problem. The Neck-Snappers are fated to get murdered by almost everyone.

It's the Skull-smasherz and Skull-Takerz who are a problem, and one of them is camped behind marienburg and the other is a horde.

>>148352745
>>148352606

>reading Nagash
>Nagash actually getting along with someone for the first time
>witch elf actually seems to be impressed with Nagash's progress and beginning to develop some respect for him
>wondering if her death is going to be what sends him spiraling down the path he ended on
>he sacrifices her and eats her soul because power

Fucking hell, Nagash.
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>>148353192
>tfw you'll never sacrifice your waifu to gain ultimate power
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>>148353034

Fucking hell.

You had walls, right? I can't see how you'd lose with so few casualties without.
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>>148351423

Half-orcs exist.

Not from orc rape though. From old magical experiments.
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>>148353167
>>148353306
No walls, but quarrelers. They completely negated the enemy archers, and did a huge deal of damage on the enemy infantry. Then I had my miners drop every single charge they had on the enemy general. Then I almost surrounded him, but left space for some quarrelers to shoot him in the back

Might be one of my mods buffing them too much, I don't know
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>>148353034
>>148353306

*win

Win with so few casualties.
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>>148353125
>that Ostland leader

mod?
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>>148353293
>gets beaten by best germanic
UNBER
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Tomorrow

Now all we need is more sacrifices
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>>148352104

Sisters of Sigmar are a thing.
>>
NAGASH WAS WEAK
I AM TRUE POWER
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>tfw mowing down beastmen with gatling guns
gonna be so fucking good.
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>>148353424

I'm trying imagine winning this fight with equivalent tier Empire units, and for the life of me I can't see it happening.


The savage orcs and general would bulldoze the melee line in a minute, while the archers would route my crossbowmen in about as much time.

Early game dwarvish armour is bullshit, or one of your mods is bullshit. What difficulty are you on?
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>>148353456
Yep, Varied General's I think it's called.
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>>148353585
>dwarf campaign
>go after beast fucking shits hiding in the forests with gyrobombers
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>148353472

>warhammer online
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>>148353584

I cringe a bit whenever I hear that.

Christ, Mannfred's autism is horrible.
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>>148353664
>Burning forests filled with little beastmen shits with Irondrakes and flame cannons
>I aint no senators son starts playing.
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>>148353407
What about... half-beastmen?

Are they like normal people with horsecocks? Or beastmen with tiny human dicks?
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>>148353664
Beastmen civilians being napalmed when?
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>>148353771

To be fair he's like one of the strongest LL's right now, so he can be a bit arrogant.
>>
Can someone paste Karl's face on Bond's, Khazrak's onto the Russian general and the Vampire's onto the girl for the opening scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs
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>>148353771
Is really sounds like he has autism
>Gives speeches to his skellys and wights
>laughing at inappropriate times
>Repeating shit like dance macarbe all the time
we need a chart like this for Manny
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>>148353839
Those would probably just be classified as mutants and subsiquently burned at the steak or driven out of town
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>>148354182

It's weird how despite being the leader of the most basic faction, Franz is so memorable.
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>Napoopan
>watching the 42nd Black Watch, cut off, surrounded by Frogs, fighting to the last
>mfw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0

Am nae cryin' lads, mad bastids the lot of 'em.
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>>148354223
But Manny loves hugs.
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>>148354331
would fusilfeels of the line be more appropriate?
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>>148354451

I was thinking something like "33rd Feel Guards".
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>>148354331
>bongs dying
>feeling bad
???
>>
So lads. I downloaded some mods for my campaign in warhammer. But tonight I'd like to continue with my friend in our coop campaign, which we started without any mods.

Do I need to disable the mods from the mod manager before I start up or something?
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>>148354652
yes
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>>148335746
>after few weeks of stabbing straw dummies
lol what is this, some sissy Reiksguard? You're recruited, you buy your own shit, you go to a battle and you stab undead fucking shits. Welcome to the State Troops boy, enjoy your stay.
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>>148354331
>Bagpipes
>tfw people seem to actually like this abhorent wailing

Must be because I'm English, all I feel when I hear that shit is the instinctual desire to put an arrow in the piper's neck and steal his country.
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>>148354584
not a fan
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>>148341643
>Nelson
>Blucher

Murican detected
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>>148351959
>I'm afraid they aren't in Warhammer.
They were mentioned in Gotrek&Felix novels.
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Will provoking a rebellion to take settlements let me get the achievement for occupying or razing them? I didn't get to Kislev or Couronne as VC before they were razed, and nobody will rebuild them but me.
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>>148283953

>tfw still no SPOOKY TOMB KANGZ
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>>148355425

From an unreliable source.

They don't exist, except in rare cases where Chaos decided to have a laugh. In which case the child is almost certainly tainted with Chaos.
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>>148355565
Kek at cameraguy flinching
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>>148351150
It's working with everything ;_;
http://whenc.totalwar.com/#/characters/wh_main_foo_foobar

Beastmen still 99% confirmed though
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>>148355565

>TOMB KANGZ
>Spooky

Try again chums.
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>>148355661
Both races were created by Old Ones to fight chaos, it would make sense if they would be compatible.
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>>148351150
>>148355686
Also all the other stuff except for the main faction page works, but it does no matter what you enter:
>http://whenc.totalwar.com/#/techs/wh_main_bst_beastmen
>http://whenc.totalwar.com/#/techs/wh_main_shit_sucks
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>>148337784
>Markus Wulfhart
>without archers/huntsmen units
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>>148355661
>unreliable source
GW never flat out denied it either you faggot.
>tfw GW pushes half eldar away
>at the same time eldar art is more waifu like
I don't like these mixed signals.
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>>148339659
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>>148355921
>>tfw GW pushes half eldar away
Lets not derail this thread to 40k discussion but u are wrong, they exist in both modern 40k (mentioned in novel and confirmed by designers) and Fantasy.
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>>148349120
>previous Wulfhart teaser
sauce pls
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>>148355921

>never flat out denied it

If they were compatible, there'd be an actual important half-blood character somewhere.

>>148355881

The Old Ones also made Lizardmen, who are spawned from Magic Pools.

Humanity weren't even a finished project when Chaos arrived. We were basically smarter monkeys, and all the traits that humanity great (creativity, free will, complex emotions and intelligence) are literally the result of Chaos seeping into the cracks of our genetic code. We're the one race more aligned with Chaos than any other, by simple default.
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>>148353192

And they come to your lands in the east when you're capturing the lands in the west. If you take the extra turn or two to sack the other orcs they will attack marienburg or middenland instead.
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>>148356641
>>148355921
>>148356368

There were some half-elf character's in previous editions, but they seem to have been side-lined.

The 'good' races are certainly capable of performing the physical act of reproduction and even enjoying it in more recent editions, but hald-breeds seem to have been fazed out.
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>>148352792

>tfw a goatman pisses you in the face right before he kills you

so rude
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>>148356972

I typically go up that way anyway, to kill the Empire Secessionists hiding there and get some money and XP.

and I still see the white and red orcs charging past Eilhart and through Middenland. They normally ignore Carroburg, but only because the green and blue orcs have already sacked it on their march to Grunburg.
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>>148355902
It's widely believed that he's coming with State Troop Archers at the very least, if not his own Huntsmen.
>>
best for total warhammer go
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So are all Beastmen male?

I know it's in the name, but still. Seems kind of odd, considering that at least some tribes would be associate with Slaanesh and the like.
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>>148356545
From the TW twitter account. They wouldn't hype up Wulfhart and specifically mention his weapon unless they were adding him as a LL with a quest to get his bow.

>>148357417
According to Blood and Darkness, a Gotrek + Felix short story from Trollslayer, Beastwomen are "shy and gentle". Beastwoman waifu when?
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>>148356641
>If they were compatible, there'd be an actual important half-blood character somewhere.
Dwarves abuse each other by saying that their dad was an elf, and gotrek insinuates that his best friend's dad was an elf ambassador.
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>>148357417
>at least some tribes would be associate with Slaanesh and the like.

How worship of each god affects Beastmen tribes is really interesting, their far more vulnerable to it's influence:

Khorngors
A Beastman with the Mark of Khorne has its features transformed
into those similar to a canine’s, with fierce snapping jaws and
teeth that drip a noxious drool. The Mark changes their skin and
fur, giving it a reddish hue. Their eyes are especially unsettling:
stark white with red pupils.

Pestigors
These disgusting horrors have blistered skin speckled with open,
malodorous wounds that weep a pestilent fluid. Red and cracked
with sores, these Beastmen are the very picture of Nurgle’s ill will.
Most Pestigors have matted fur, caked with vomit and excrement
issued forth from their disease-ravaged bodies. Despite their
diseased appearance, they are extremely tough and durable.

Slaangors
These Beastmen have white, or nearly white, fur overtop of pale
or sometimes pastel skin. Green eyes stare saucer-like from their
bestial heads. These are strange and unsettling creatures, eliciting
a mixture of revulsion and attraction from those who encounter
them.

Tzaangors
Tzaangors are the wild and bizarre-looking Beastmen who
have the Mark of Tzeentch. They always have a single unusual
characteristic such as a patterned hides, pastel horns, or some
other area of their bodies coloured impressively


From WFRP2e's Tome of Corruption.
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>>148356641
Lizardmen were very first creation of Old Ones, men are explicitly said to be product of old ones and gaining said traits from them, only ogres and halflings were left unfinished because they were last.

>are literally the result of Chaos seeping into the cracks of our genetic code
If it was true you would get beastmen, skaven, trolls and other mutants who evil by nature instead of humans you dumbass.
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>>148356368
I kinda doubt that an eldar would let herself get fucked by a guardsman and the guardsman surviving the commissar afterwards.
>>
>want to raid Constantinople from the sea
>its already been reduced to a fucking village
I bet the sassies did this
>>
>tfw no "Solland Rising" or "Drakwald Rising" mod
>tfw no human sylvania faction mod.
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>>148357690
He might be a Legendary Hero, the free Empire hero CA promised with the next DLC.
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>>148353839
There's a tiny chance that a woman raped by beastmen will give birth to a human child. In that case it's either life in secrecy and seclusion or stake. More frequently, the baby is a mutant. In that case it's a stake.
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>>148350969
never bothered to take a look to them... but holy fuck the hype is real maybe they will be my next race
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>>148358007
>forgot the pic
fugging hell
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>>148352382
literally Mark of Chaos cinematic but with Empire captain instead of a Sigmar priest and Beastmen instead of Chaos. Also no Wood Elf. Some generic voice over about how now Empire is surely lost for real.
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>>148357994

>I kinda doubt that an eldar would let herself get fucked by a guardsman
>he doesn't know
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>starting new campaign after finishing as VC
>can't raise a cheap full-stack in one turn anymore
How did I ever play without that option? I miss it already.
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>>148357916

>revulsion and attraction
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>>148357994
its alright if your commissar is an eldar.
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>>148357994
>I kinda doubt that an eldar would let herself get fucked by a guardsman
>Implying she has a say in it
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>>148358098
The heroes/lords are somewhat optimistic. I doubt they'd get three LLs on top of three generic lords AND three heroes. Maybe two LLs, one generic lord, and two heroes. Based on the teaser i'm all but certain Malagor will be the first LL and possibly the faction leader. Khazrak may or may not be dead in the TWW timeline, so i'd put money on the Brass Bull being the second. Beastlord as a generic general, bray-shaman and wargor as heroes. Gor, Ungor, and Bestigor are the tabletop core and all look good. I don't know if they'd get spawns or a giant, but everything else looks good to me.
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>>148358028
>An option to liberate a human Sylvania faction instead of directly controlling it

>Acts just like awakening a Norscan tribe that tries to secure both provinces of Sylvania

>Former repressed human hamlet leader becomes an elector count

That'd be kinda cool
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>>148353472
>that white lion
Best Elves fucking when
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>>148358490
>eldar
>tits
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>>148358703
Sylvania is offically part of Stirland so it's fine how it is now. It would be kinda cool though.
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>>148358785
They're mammalian.
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>>148358580
they are just helping the poor lady out
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>>148357880

That's an insult.

That's like saying your mother was a cow.

It can't physically be true, but it's insulting to your family.

>>148357921

What the fuck are you even saying here.

Human's were one of they very last creations, but we weren't created to be immune to Chaos like the Ogres were.

Seriously, verbatim from the Warhammer Fantasy Battle book:

'When the civilisation of the Old Ones fell, humans were still a new experiment. They were among the last creations of the Old Ones, and presumably the development of the human race was left incomplete, leaving it as a whole susceptible to the influences of Chaos.

At the time of collapse of the warp gates, the ancestors of humans were living in the equatorial regions of the world. They existed in the most primal state, barely above the level of apes. Undeveloped culturally, the humans were the most vulnerable of the creations of the Old Ones to the Chaos dust which rained down on the world. The most far reaching effects were the acceleration of physical and cultural progress, and the shaping of the human mind.'

Beastmen, skaven and mutants do tend to be evil by nature.

Beastment and mutants are also offshoots of humanity, as skaven MIGHT be. Trolls fall to Chaos a lot. Those that don't tend to fall in with Greenskin tribes.
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>>148358785
yes, eldar have funbags because the old ones were just enlightened elegan/tg/entlemen who were giving the people of the far future their waifus.

>>148359036
the dorfs also tell felix several times that he might have dorf blood, no dishonor intended to his family of course. It means half breeds are possible.
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>>148358042

In the rare cases that it happens, they're also almost always wizards with a strong affinity for Ghur, the Amber Wind of Beasts.

Which is bizarre as fuck, since the separate Winds of Magic do not like Chaos, and Ghur is a natural magic, unlike the Beastmen's twisted forms.
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>>148358920
>eldar
>mammals

Aside from that, they are explicitly stated to have close to zero body fat. No tits for you.
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>>148357690
>Imperial Jaeger
Hochland Jaegerkorps fucking WHEN
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>>148357994
>>148358383
>>148358490

>LIIVI is actually canon

Why the fuck is the GW lore team on /tg/?
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>beastmen tommorow
>people talk about knife-ears traitors

Keep those cunts out, it's horns and hooves day
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>>148359420
If we behave CA will give us Regiments of Renown and Dogs of War and it will be a very good day.
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>>148358373
I feel like the line "For the TRUE children of Chaos have come!" would be placed right before the montage of them killing everything.
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>>148359463

Who?
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>>148359463
because it is a pretty popular fanfic that resonates with fans. FW gave a nod to it a long time ago, but GW doesn't like sex, so they sweep it away under the carpet.
>>148359318
>>148359318
>have tits
>are waifu tier
yes they are mammals. They also feel bad when killing humans somewhat.
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>>148359463

isn't it just the fantasy flight guys making LIIVI cannon with some off-hand comments in the Dark Heresy Lore?
>>
>kislev
>bastard child of poland and mongolia
>gospodar winged hussars and ungol horse archers fighting in perfect unison against the norscan hordes
>they will NEVER EVER be implemented
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>>148359205
>PuritanEldar

a shit
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>>148359554
>beastmen
>killing
they are italian tier.
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>>148359643
>yes they are mammals. They also feel bad when killing humans somewhat.


This is below fanfic tier levels of stupid. And factually entirely wrong.
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>>148359776

They are too busy getting fucked by elf fairy queen every year.
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>>148359664
It's a single reference and a single anecdotal piece of artwork on one page of the first issue of Dark Heresy. Hardly canon, but it's still nice to see them giving it a nod.
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sacking constantinople almost makes me feel bad

>>148358580
arent eldar far faster and stronger then regular humans? cant she just snap their necks or whatever, also isnt fucking aliens an act of heresy?
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>>148359732
I just want an eldar waifu to hold hands and cuddle with.
>>148359867
no one cares about how they shit crystals and are old ones creations. Eldar are stupidly attractive to humans,
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>>148359617

LIIVI

/tg/ wrote a fanfic called 'Love Can Bloom', about a Vindicare Assassin (basically a super sniper brainwashed from a young age to become a killer for the Imperium) who falls in love with an Elder Farseer at first sight and defects to protect her.

It's cringy and sappy as fuck, but there's a few interesting bits in there, and the writer, when exploring how the Ordos Assassinorium might work in his mind, was actually pretty good.

Long story short, a rulebook was released shortly after that had a quote from a Vindicare Assassin named LIIVI. The picture next to the quote? A Vindicare assassin about to shoot an Eldar Farseer with her mask off, the precise scene from Love Can Bloom.
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>>148359318
>Tits
>Bodyfat

Lewl, your moobs aren't tits m8, breast tissue isn't adipose tissue.

Xenology stated they're reproductive system is similar to humans. They mammalian. Also their ears are clits.
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>>148360039
>ears are clits

This will always be my favourite thing.
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>>148359913
Imperial guard veterans are actually pretty competent at combat.
>>148360023
>cringy and sappy
nah, its not that bad, also it is one of the cooler examples of /tg/ content when 4chan was not cancer. it hearkens back to simpler times when the internet was new and fanfics were saved in txt files.
>>
what are the old ones
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LESS TALKING
MORE RAPING
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>>148360039
>they're

Jesus Christ, I'm going to bed.
>>
>>148359643
>They also feel bad when killing humans somewhat.

But their farseer sluts have no problems with manipulating billions of humans into certain death?
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>>148360252
POO POO

PEE PEE

CHAOS RAPE BABIES ARE WE

PEE PEE

POO POO

WE'RE COMING TO RAPE YOU TOO
>>
>>148360039
>there is no correlation between body fat and tits

wew lad
wew

>>148359992
no one cares about how they shit crystals and are old ones creations. Eldar are stupidly attractive to humans,

No they aren't. They are specifically considered other wordly and odd looking. The fact that they look close to humans, yet not look like humans at all makes them revolting to ordinary humans. Take your fanfic shit back to plebbit.
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>>148360185

I suppose. I keep forgetting how long ago it came out. I recall quite liking it when I first read it.

It definitely went downhill a bit once they started getting haunted by a Slaaneshi daemon though. The sappy shit was fine. Didn't need that.
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>>148360189
Pepes
>>148360252
>beastmen
>raping
everyone knows that the ungor fuck each other in the cloaca
>>
>>148360252
Beastmen should have a rape based economy.

It'd make up for Greenskins not using teef as currency.
>>
>>148360252

You do know they rape males as often as females right?

Actually, probably more often since armies they fight are 99% male.
>>
I wish they will make all the cities into their proper lore forms in the future, having Talabheim be this giant citadel in a crater with massive walls on it edges and have Altdorf properly cover both the Reik and Talabec with a giant goddamn prison fortress in that island in the middle.
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>>148359643
>They also feel bad when killing humans somewhat
Their entire premise is being a bunch of arrogant cunts who always put their interests first. I don't even play 40k and I know that.
>>
>>148360252
I WILL SHIT ON YOUR SKULL
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>>148360402

>makes them revolting to humans

This has to be the result of indoctrination.

Simple experience would tell you, from looking around, the human race's mating instincts barely care. It looks vaguely human? Wears skintight bodysuits? Has tits?

That's enough.
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>>148360550

Yeah, I was so disappointed when Marienburg was not german Venice.
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>>148360347
they eat shrooms and act edgy.
Its kinda funny because in a novel a lady elf becomes a farseer because she killed two human kids and their mother.
>>148360402
>No they aren't. They are specifically considered other wordly and odd looking. The fact that they look close to humans, yet not look like humans at all makes them revolting to ordinary humans. Take your fanfic shit back to plebbit.

humans are specifically said to be attracted to eldar dudes and chicks. Every description of them has the eldar looking pretty until they start moving which is uncanny to humans.
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Eat shit you Swiss fucks. Your discipline and skill were no match for my piles of militia.
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>>148360689
you mean amsterdam
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>>148360550
I want Praag more than anything. This giant, cursed, fucked up mess of hastily constructed houses build on a foundation of melted stone and mass graves.

"Praag has suffered several sieges in its history. Not all these sieges have been withstood, and several years ago it finally fell to the forces of Chaos. Amid a destroying storm of Chaos which had swept through the city, the servants of Chaos entered, slaying women and children. The city's grandeur melted into a nightmarish travesty. As always, the tides of Chaos receded, but the city had become the foulest of nightmares. Molten glass flowed, rows of houses melted into caverns and all manner of new shapes. Even the living had been reformed so that living flesh became jumbled with the stone of the houses. Those who had escaped the fall of Praag returned to find the city had been utterly corrupted.
King Zoltan of Praag ordered the city burned to the ground, so that the foulness would be cleansed. A new city was built whose stone walls stood as strong as those of Kislev. Soon however, the terrors of the old city began to grow back, polluting the new buildings. The nightmarish reality steadily returned, until faces appeared in the walls and grasping hands arose from the pavement.
Only through vigilant burning and rebuilding is any sanity retained. The reputation of Praag is grim, and travelers tell sickening tales of its horrors."
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>>148360454
>Sex slaves are the currency
>Upkeep of slaves ensures your warriors are satisfied
>In order to recruit troops, you must "spend" slaves to produce the required rapebabies
>More elite troops require more slaves as many will not survive the process
I really need to get out more...
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>>148360586

They'd direct a WAAAGH into a million humans to save one eldar.

They wouldn't do it for fun.
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>>148360991
wait for the dark elves you faggot.
beastmen fuck like mad and produce lots of babies with their beastwomen
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>>148360991
>>148360454
>>148360252

Do the Beastmen have anything to them except shitting and raping?
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>>148360402
>The fact that they look close to humans, yet not look like humans at all makes them revolting to ordinary humans

For crazy Emprah fags maybe.
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>>148361152
Pissing and drinking too.
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>>148361013
remember the time when an ultramarine successor nearly fucked alaitoc up hard?
>>148361181
they are the kind of people that will say that liking girls makes you a faggot.
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>>148358383
I dont know what?

>>148358580
Isnt that some fanfic shit?
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>>148361152

Killing?
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>>148361152
No, all the beastmen posters in this thread are furries wanting to indulge in their fetishes.
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>>148360991
christ that's autistic, its WoC based hording with some new tweaks and play style

>>148361152
its all memeing really. Orcs are the ones known for shitting on things. Beastmen just like destroying things because anything that suggests order is against everything they are. Rape might be but its never in any book directly.

The main thing they do is eat flesh human and their own (pic related)

>>148361236
Beastmen are known to commonly get drunk, especially centigors who literally have special rules about it


But hey memes are memes
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>>148357690

>beastwomen are shy and gentle
>Raid Beastman settlement
>suddenly, beastgirl waifu appears
>Karl marries her
>New Emperor Kharlzak-Franz makes decree
>RAPE NORSCA
>Empire sails North
>rapes their way across Norsca
>Not even using Raiding stance, just using rape babies to counter attrition
>rape all the way to the Chaos wastes
>make a massive wall of shit
>walk back to the Empire

Why can't Beastmen and Humans of the Empire unite? Together, we can make a stronger nation based on raping everyone else.
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>>148361375

That's just mean.
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>>148361549
>Beastman settlement
There is nothing to raid
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>>148361549
Karl already has a wife anon.
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Are beastmen mostly goats, or do they have other animals in their as well?
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>>148360039
The reproductive system requires multiple fertilisations over a long period of time.

Try doing that without a comissar noticing.
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>>148361676
hope she is a qt witch elf
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>>148361676

Yeah, I know. He also has a son and daughter, and at least one sibling.

It's kind of odd that they're basically never brought up. You'd think they'd be important.
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>>148361759
minotaurs, centaurs, harpies, fucked up giants, etc.

The gor and ungor (goat and littler goat) are the most common
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>>148361759

The ones in Empire are mostly goats. But there are many types all over the world.
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>>148361954
>tfw no civilized tigermen and monkey men from ind.
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>>148361878

He has a cute loli daughter and super cute countess of Nuln literally holds him by the balls due to loans.
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>>148361949

>harpies

Fuck, I'm going to need to vassalise some beastmen.

They can pay their tribute in monstergirls.
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>>148361949
>not snakes
shit race
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>>148362073

The Countess of Nuln is a nutter who likes to pretend to the rest of her province and the rest of the Empire doesn't even exist and barely ever leaves Nuln.
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>>148361935

The only relative of Karl that even gets a mention is one of his cousins who is a captain/diplomat in one of the bretonnian knight books
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FUCK I FELL ASLEEP AND MISSED THE HAPPENING! WAS IT BIG BEAST COCK MEN?
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>>148361878

Sorceresses are not the same as witch elves.
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>>148362291

She also fucked over her younger sister.
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>>148362073
>cute loli daughter
thats cute
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>>148362303

Luitpold, his son, appears in Drachenfels.

He's twelve at the time, and seems like a nice kid. He gets along with the main characters at least.

Karl's brother-in-law in also mentioned in the Gotrek and Felix books, so unless the Empire is very liberal, he also has a sister.
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>>148362374
oh wait it's wednesday. wtf I thought it was thursday already
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>>148362456
I just want to cuddle with one when she is going through her withdrawal symptoms.
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Do zombies need more health?
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>>148362601

fuck I forgot Luitpold totally, I only even remember the cousin because there's a scene in the book where the bretonnians ask him for tactical advice and he then describes how the empire uses hammer and anvil tactics and the bretonnians just go "ew who the fuck even uses infantry?"
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If an Emperor did marry a non-human of any description, what would happen?
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>>148362801

They are pretty worthless overall.
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>>148357916
>These disgusting horrors have blistered skin speckled with open,
>malodorous wounds that weep a pestilent fluid. Red and cracked
>with sores, these Beastmen are the very picture of Nurgle’s ill will.
>Most Pestigors have matted fur, caked with vomit and excrement
>issued forth from their disease-ravaged bodies. Despite their
>diseased appearance, they are extremely tough and durable.
so do servants of Nugle continously suffer or are they immune to pain or something? never understood how thye're able to function while having the fucking plauge
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>>148362801

No? They're literal throwaway trash.
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>>148362836

civil war? unless it's a dorf because cult of sigmar would be super cool with that shit.
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>>148362836

2/3 of the church would scream for immediate rebellion.

Civil wars happened in the past. Multiple emperors happened in the past.
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>>148362836

If he married an elf, the general opinion would probably being pretty impressed.

If he married an elf and produced kids (which I don't think is possible in later editions), said kid would NEVER be elected Emperor, because no-one wants an Emperor who lives for hundreds of years.

If he married basically anything else, there'd be a revolt for heresy. Unless it was a halfling, in which case everyone would be too busy being confused to do anything.
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>>148362836
>marrying someone you can't have children with as Emperor

...
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>>148362907

they usually find happiness in suffering due to nurgle fuckery and wish to spread that joy to others.
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>>148362907
I dunno much about fantasy, but my understanding of 40k is that servants of nurgle are largely immune to pain of any sort (even getting a rule on tabletop called 'feel no pain')
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>>148362907

Nurgle protects them from pain altogether.
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>>148362836
nothing much. when he dies, they will elect a new one. you know KF pulls all those elf sluts.
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>>148362815
>then describes how the empire uses hammer and anvil tactics and the bretonnians just go "ew who the fuck even uses infantry?"
Based Bretonnia
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>>148362601
Luitpold also appears in the other Yeovil books.

He's a typical teenage boy and goes through several waifus.
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>>148363075

It's not hereditary.
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>>148362836
Its probably only okay with high elf and dorf
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>>148363075

>electoral succession

Most of the Elector Counts would be pretty happy about it, since it provides an obvious point for their dynasties to seize imperial office come the next election with no obvious heir.

That's assuming that you haven't married something heretical, which would 90% of your options.
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>>148363075

Emperors are elected by and from amongst the elector counts.
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>shogun 2
I can't recall name of the mod. It had following stuff:
- more partitioned provinces
- ashigaru tech tree
- 3 tiers of ashigaru (draft, regular, veteran / professional)
- each tier had its own cap limit which was increased along with more provinces
- bulding too many industry buildings creates civil unrest
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>>148330372
Just in case there was any doubt, the filename for this is:
https://cdn.creative-assembly.com/total-war/forums/banner/20160713-beastman-tease-banner.png
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>>148363249
cunts*
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>>148362907

Nurgle is the weirdest god, because while he inflicts horrible torments on his followers by default, he also genuinely cares for them and shields them from the pains of said torment.
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>>148363249
>>148363234
>>148363190

And the position of elector count is hereditary, and since only elector counts can be voted into the office of Emperor, and an Emperor without a child has no heir for his title as elector count...
Please guys, this is not rocket science.
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>>148363331
Master of Strategy mod, clearly.
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>>148363436
no he doesn't. He puts them in so much pain that you don't feel trauma from combat. He is abusive boyfriend tier.
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>>148362836

A respected Emperor like Karl could probably get away with an Elf, Dwarf or Halfling, though it'd raise a lot of eyebrows.

Anything else would probably be a call for revolt. It's rare that nobility from the Empire even marry outside their borders.
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>>148363436
>he also genuinely cares for them and shields them from the pains of said torment.
why is he onboard with the other 3s plan to destroy the world then?
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>>148363529

Imperial Families are massive. The title of Elector Count would just fall on the next in line, or the highest ranking noble if the family line had somehow gone extinct in all branches.

>>148363593

I'm not sure that's true. At the very least, he warps their perception of pain. His followers are almost always cheerful fucks who want to infect you.
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>>148363715
Because he wanted the world to die so it could be reborn.
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>>148363715

because chaos and because most likely all the gods have their own plans on how the world should end/reborn and plan on stabbing each other in the anus to see it happen.
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>>148363832
>Imperial Families are massive

A son is better than a third cousin's brother. No self-respecting ruler marries someone who can't produce them an heir.
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>>148363529

In what world does Royal lineage extend only as far as immediate children? Don't be naive.
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>>148363715

Because his followers wouldn't die from it. They'd just get pulled into his realm. It was a bit out of character though. Only Slaanesh didn't want to destroy the world to the point of actively trying to fuck up the plan.

>>148363628

They occasionally intermarry with Bretonnians, Tileans and the petty rulers of the Border Princes, but only to secure their borders and they only use low-ranking nobles, never the main family line of Elector's.
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>>148364013

Unless he's in love. Or in a great deal of lust.

The point's moot anyway. It's never actually happened among human nobility. 90% of their marriages are pre-arranged dynastic marriages meant to secure alliances and support.
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>>148363593
Wrongo. People who worship Nurgle don't feel suffering via his plagues. The effects are still there, but they aren't in pain.

>>148363715
Because he wants to turn the whole world into a stagnant pool of shit that reflects his own nature.
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>>148364115
>They occasionally intermarry with Bretonnians, Tileans and the petty rulers of the Border Princes, but only to secure their borders and they only use low-ranking nobles, never the main family line of Elector's.
>no qt bretonnian waifu to introduce to faith steel and gunpowder.
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>>148364078
In what world does a ruler want his title to move to some extended branch of his family instead of his own son? Don't be naive.
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So where did this "poo poo pee pee" thing come from?
>>
So how is poop going to factor into the beastmen's campaign mechanics?
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>>148364541

they will leave trails of shit in the campaign map that cause movement speed drops for others and public order maluses.
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>>148364541
http://totalwarwarhammer.gamepedia.com/Giant_Dung_Heap

it doesn't since thats orc property
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>>148364517
>that picture
What the actual fuck?
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>>148353306
>>148353167

Quarellers completely saved my campaign.I got a rough start and couldn't afford to have more than one stack, all while keeping off Grimgore + Waagh + Savage Orcs + fuck I don't know.

With an army of nothing but warriors and quarellers(about a 60/40 split in favour of quarellers) I wiped three stacks after another and managed to siege down black crag, to stabilize my economy.

Rush quarellers techs ASAP as well as anything that gives ammo. Get Tactician on Thorgrim as well as it will buff them even more. They will fuck up orch archers because of heavier armor, and your dwarfs are generally slow to break(as opposed to reikstroops). Careful position of the quarellers to let them rain bolts from above or the flanks of enemy formations locked in melee are devastating.
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>>148364517
bum bum wee wee
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>>148364417

A world where he isn't interested in having a son, per this while hypothetical scenario of marrying interspecies.
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>>148364115
>Only Slaanesh didn't want to destroy the world to the point of actively trying to fuck up the plan.
really? had no idea. Did Khorne rek him for it?
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>Sally out of city to attack Greenskin armies.
>Their reinforcing armies appear behind mine even though they're behind the enemy army on the campaign map.

Fuck this fucking bullshit.
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>>148365194
>A world where he isn't interested in having a son


So he's not a self-respecting ruler nor a smart one. Okay.
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>>148364517
>So where did this "poo poo pee pee" thing come from?
From a world without the Beastmen DLC
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>>148365365
people do stupid things for love.
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>>148365365

>My heir is automatically my son rather than someone I name either from my family or based on their merits as a successor.
>Smart

Please only pick one.
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>>148365365
are you implying Ceasar did the wrong thing choosing octavian as hi heir instead of his biological son with Cleo?
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>Create massive organ gun killing zone of greenshits
>Hardly any gore on the battlefield
Is there a mod that adds more gore on the field without painting every unit in melee completely red?
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>>148367169
good. Greenskins deserve nothing less
>>
Guys I just realised something.

What will the Beastmen's voice lines be in Diplomatic mode?

>>148367169
Search "gore" on the workshop.

There's one that improves it.
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>>148367359
>Beastmen
>Diplomacy
Braying intensifies
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>>148367359
PEE PEE
POO POO
ME NO WANT
TO TALK WITH YOU
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>>148367169
Steam workshop has exactly what you're looking for.

I believe the name is 'More Gore'? It's up to v1.2 at this point I think.
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>>148367615
>Trade Agreement Offered
>>
rip thread
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>>148367359
>>148367710
Thanks lads
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>>148367359
GOR STRONG GOR STRONGER THAN HUMAN

WHAT HUMAN WANT?

GOR TIRED OF HUMAN GOR WANT REST NOT PEACE

I would love them if they have the orc voices from Dark Messiah
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>>148367359
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148365253

No. Slaanesh just sent his most retarded minions on the most important missions hoping they'd fail.

In the very final battle, he sent, quite literally, a burnt-out drug addict of a daemon to defend the doomsday artifact, when everybody else sent out their best stuff that hadn't already been banished.
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>>148367359
Probably simple words painfully articulated. Beastmen will be like chaos where chaos factions are the only ones they have diplomacy options with.

Bonus points if its dark tounge.
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