Pokemon go general /pgg/

>>148282481
first for >>>leddit

Still looking for the simpsons gif that is bart and others racing fruit in the bus that has the teams on it instead. Anyone can cop?

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>it's a servers go down as i'm just about to take a gym episode

Nth for Fucking servers down right after I pop an egg and incense

first for ded servers

> Have to go get a haircut after a bunch of other errands
> First time to test out the game, turns out alright, get a few pokemon while at walmart
> Get to haircut place, vennonat outside, game super laggy so it never registered when I tapped on it
> Figured whatever, not a terrible loss so I went inside
> Come out later, Venomoth in the same place
Anybody else have wild pokemon evolve on them?

Couldn't catch it because of the freeze bug

>servers go down
>people trapped outside for NO REASON

awkward

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>>148282481
>see qt at the metro stop on her phone
>walk up to her
>say "you better not take my gym haha"
>she says "what the hell are you talking about"
Mfw she wasn't playing Pokemon go

AMERICANS ARE SO FAT THEY CRASH THE SERVERS FOR EVERYONE

Reminder that spoofing is for lazy fatasses

>FAILED TO LOGIN

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

I hate to encourage this, but can we just put a spoofing guide in the OPs from now on so people stop asking about it? They're going to ask about it anyways, so you might as well try and help cut down on it so we can all just talk about the game rather than having the topic devolve into how much of a faggot loser you are for spoofing a geocaching game (a huge one) and how to troubleshoot bluestacks.

Just a thought.

I WAS TRACKING A FUCKING HOHO

GOD DAMN IT SERVERS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>servers go down
>mfw spoofing comfy at home while the walkers have to walk home

>>148282481
fucking British scum, bringing down the New Zealand servers

>>148282871
Fucking Californians. They're all cheating scum and hipsters. Why do they always have to ruin everyone's fun?

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>Shitstinct trying to take my gym
>Right next to gym
>Defeats my gym and gym becomes neutral
>Place pokemon in gym before he does
>Repeat it 5 times
>See fat dude leaving angry
>Gym battle stopped
get shit on cucks

watching reckfuls stream has made me realize i literally have no friends

servers are down for fucking maintenance you cuckolds they haven't crashed

uptime in 90 minutes

>>148282904
Or for people who don't want to wait a notannounced launch date.

>>148282958
>fucking British scum

It's half one in the morning in england mate.

>15 minutes left of my double lure rare egg
>Server issues try back later

JUST

>>148283021
bait

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>>148282654

https://www.google.com/maps/@33.780772,-118.2849636,15.25z

Dratini spawn for you spoofing faggots.

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>>148282957
I bet some people just left their house to take a gym I took from my chair. KEK

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Rate my farm /Pgg/
It's a 5 minute bike ride from my house, it's a nice park with sidewalks that take you to every poke stop on the map and a few more I couldn't capture. I can go through the whole park and back in about 20 minutes

>Be Britfag
>1.31am
>Fifteen minutes into my god-knows-how-long nighttime walk intended to reap whatever I can
>Servers are down
Let me guess, Californiggers are out in their millions?

>>148283086

>in the middle of lucky egg evolving pokemon
>already did at least 20 still had like another 10

WHY

>>148283021
Proof?

>>148283086
I know that feel. Worst part is no refund or free shit like on Shuffle.

>>148282859
I've actually encountered people who try and hide their phones when I walk by at late hours only to pull them out immediately when they think I'm gone. I see them holding their phones up and swiping up afterwards and doing that signature pokemon go shuffle.

>>148283094
hey i was born in torrance

>>148283174
yup, I fucking hate burgers

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>>148283112
>>148282957
Team Spoofer best Team

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send help please

Is there a formula for determining CP after evolving? I have a 298 Paras and 228 Eevee that I want to evolve,but I only have enough candy for 1. Also, fuck 2km eggs; I can't throw these out?

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Post weak fully evolved Pokemon.

I caught these two within an hour of each other.

>>148283094
I'll test it out tomorrow morning.

Is the pastebin dead?

>>148283094
I was able to find a Squirtle spawn but i can't find a single Gastly.

>>148283243
>>148283112
>>148282957
fat shits

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Anyone else have a no weight Pokémon?

>>148283269
spawns are time based, it might change by tomorrow senpai.

>>148282942
I agree desu. At least put this video in the pastebin or something so people stop using this general for the same spoofing questions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO0Bx-AkhOc

>>148283174
I'm out in the middle of nowhere in total creepy Welsh darkness trying to catch Pokémon and disgusting half-Mexicans in California have fucked me
This is ridiculous. I was going to be out here for hours but now I'm sat at a bus stop deeply regretting this would-be pilgrimage.

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>>148283345
The fuck

servers work for me :^)

>>148282481
>Mystic: the normie team
>neckbeards
Nice try neckbeards

Holy shit I live in Torrance too

>>148283345
I had one. There's a medal for getting so many of them.

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>>148283262
Found this little shit at a gas station last night

>>148283501
valor is normie. mystic is reddit/neckbeard

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>>148282481

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>>148282859
I meet fuckers a the time here in Chicago playing the game. If they are looking at their phone walking slow, chances are they are playing.

>MFW walking on water like Jesus and there are no water pokemon

>>148283582
If valor was normie then it'd be leading all the polls.

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>powerlevel to 20 because I think I'll be able to find rarer mons

>nope, it's just cp 200 rattatas and pidgeys

great game

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>>148282957
DELET THISSS

>>148283671
normies dont vote in polls they're out playing the game and drinking alcohol..

>>148283582
Mystic is reddit
Valor is tryhard neckbeards
Instinct is hipsters

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>>148282957
NON-SPOOFERS BTFO

>>148283671
Polls posted where? On Image boards?
Anon, please

>hatch 10k egg
>it's a chansey
>oh only 360 cp whatever
>300 hp
what the ever loving fuck that's hilarious

>>148283880
Beefy

Pokewalk.com
This is fucking hilarious
>paying someone to fucking walk your phone
My fucking sides

Server down for anyone else? I log in and I'm in the middle of the ocean

>>148283880
>hatch 10km egg
>14 CP Omanyte

Welp

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Is Gyarados supposed to be a tank? For requiring so many candies to evolve he doesn't seem too good. My Golduck takes gyms better than my Gyarados even though my Golduck has 300 less cp

Why are eevees so good and starters so shit? Im at a gym and my vaporion can attack 5 times before blastoise can land a scratch on them.

Android update when?

>>148283962
Read the fucking thread.

>>148283880
would be awesome if it had softboiled

>>148283762
And neckbeards are spoofing with there fatasses glued to the bed

ANDROID UPDATE FUCKING WHEN

>>148283986
>>148284078
this year

>>148284078
WHEN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR RETARDED POSTS YOU FUCKING PERMAVIRGIN

/v/ officially triggered me
>GO is a fun little game, barely p2w, not that great but the whole world still enjoys it
>go on /v/
>it's le fad, le mobile cancer, you have le shit taste, le fucking normies
Damn I've been slowly realising how sad of a board /v/ actually is
People actively try to make you dislike things, that's pretty fucking sad

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>>148282481
Blue team plz.

>>148283981
>6m
>5kg
Is Gyarados made out of air?

>>148284147
desu it's just a grinding sim so they have a point, but yeah /v/ is cancer.

>>148284147
You know what else is sad? When a game literally made to get you off of your ass is overrun by fatass neckbeards spoofing.

>>148283934
>Pokewalk.com
i really think this is a joke. the website is an exact template from Wix.com, all they did was swap the image on the phone and the words. they claim to be engineers and have 4 million in funding but they write in a condescending way and they're engineers that cant even be assed to make their own website yet they're going to make an app? ya no. this will never happen

>>148284283
Why do spoofers trigger you so much?

1.GPS spoof yourself into a big city
2.Stand around 4 close Pokestops
3.All need to have lure on them
4.Every kind of high CP rare pokemon for days
5.Pop lucky egg when mass evolving
6.???
7.Profit

Gen 2 3 and 4 when?

>>148284497
>4
FUCK OFF FAG
>>>/vp/

>>148284497
gen 2 comes in december.

>>148284497
nigga the game ain't even out worldwide yet.

What levels do you get a lucky egg?
I'm level 9 and I got 1.
Also, when's the best time to use it? I want to take over gyms already. I have about 20 evolutions saved up

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Following up.

Canadafag, no PokeGo up here. If we download .apk and dont sign up for this trainer club thing, will progress be lost when the official release comes out and we get that?

>>148284497
Gen 2 comes in september

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never forget, blue is scum

>>148284631
trainer club is optional, most people are just using google accounts and not touching the trainer thing

>>148284497
Gen 2 next February

Is this Power Bank good to buy?

https://www.amazon.ca/Anker-PowerCore-Lipstick-Sized-Generation-High-Quality/dp/B005X1Y7I2/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1468371113&sr=1-1&keywords=power+bank

>>148284147
Because they know what makes a good game.

I feel like this game would have been so awesome if they'd combo'd the catching of pokemon with the card game for pvp battling

They could have kept pretty much everything the same. Every pokemon you catch already has 2 attacks like the cards. You catch a pokemon and you get their card. Could have kept the levelling the same i.e. higher level trainers have access to better cards.

Added some things/cards to pokestops and you're set

Reckfuls stream is really entertaining but man one of his friends is constantly doing cringy shit

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I WALK A LONELY ROAD

>>148284878
Really? Is it the one that tried to jump the rail in the store?

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Alright /pgg/, I think I have to bite the bullet here
There's a cluster of something like ten stops in my neighborhood but it's about a mile and a half away by a church
The problem is, it's 90-95 degrees around here all day every day and the sun is intense

How autistic would I look carrying a backpack with water and food to hang out down there all day?
And would having my dog with me help to make me look less autistic?
I'd probably have to take water for the dog too

>>148284878
mitch jones is the most entertaining person of them all you nigger

but he's kind of retarded

>>148284967

Yep thats the one

>>148284972
They'll probably think you're a homeless person wandering around with or without the dog.

You'll be fine

>>148284497
Gen 2 November

>>148284972
Backpacks always look autistic but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Look after your doggo in the heat too.

So is taping my phone to a fan the only way to cheese this?

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Should I?

>>148284737
No, /v/ is a magnet for lonely teenagers that unironically want you to dislike things they don't like

>>148284230
well its a flying type, so...

>>148285185
just use a pet, or borrow someone's kid

>>148284678
Nice try fag valor

i wish pokemon spawned within two hours walking distance of my house :(

>>148285195
Yes.

You want to keep balls and berries.

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>two lured pokestops and gym at my local park
>too afraid of seeing/meeting other people

>>148284487
They sit on their 400lb asses and cheat while players who actually want to play the damn game have to physically walk to a location (specifically a gym) and take it over while they sit there, it's fucking bullshit.

>>148284735
that is about the same capacity of most phones so you'll get double capacity. anker makes good quality stuff. you can get one that is literally 10 times the capacity for about double the cost but they will be much bulkier

Why are Valor fans so obnoxious while Blue team and yellow are chill af

>>148285195
I feel like you don't need that many. But that's just me. I get unlimited poke balls, revives, potions, and berries cus I live on top of a pokespot

>>148284972
There'll probably be other players there, too, if there's so many spots around. Drop a lure. Talk to some people who are playing the game, you'll seem immensely less autistic.

Wear a LOT of deodorant.

>>148284972

i always carry a backpack when i hop on my motorcycle to catch pokemons, i feel like biker glenn, i wish I had friends to call and tell them about that magikarp I caught every 10 minutes

>>148285339
>cheat

and people paying money in game isn't cheating?

>>148285339
The average walker won't be competitive enough for gyms anyway.

>>148285358
Valor here, only Instinct is chill. Mystic is constantly playing the victim.

>>148285461
It's not cheating because the game allows you to buy it.
The game doesn't condone spoofing.

>>148285174
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I don't want to leave him alone in the house all day. Maybe if girls see me pull a little bowl out for him I'll get some bonus points.

>>148285404
The deodorant loses some effectiveness even just on my short trips because it's so humid around here, but I'll try my best.

>>148285492
Lmfao how will they not be competitive enough? Are you retarded?

>see facebook event that a friend is attending
>its the 'dark' chinese girl from high school
send help

>>148285586
if one is considered an unfair advantage, than so should the other

>>148285606
>Lmfao how will they not be competitive enough? Are you retarded?

You're the one saying you can't keep up with spoofers mate.

>>148285714
kill her when it's dark out anon, i did that twice already

>>148285714
ask her out you pussy

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Holy crap

Just hit trainer level 10 lads. Will I stop seeing hordes of fucking drowzees and pidgeys now?

>>148285835
go tongue his asshole you faggot

>>148285759
That doesn't make any sense.

>>148285838
They never go away anon. Even at level 20 you see them.

>>148285838
you'd be seeing even more of them except they're harder to catch

>>148285778
That doesn't mean you're not competitive, that just means you can't keep up, retard.

cheater bans when

are the servers better than yesterday? I tried playing this for the first time yesterday and it was LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE.

>>148285835
Growlithe and Golem are my favorites mons man.

>>148285980
seems like the servers are getting a little better everyday

>>148285915
>only an autist would make this image
mysticfags just do it to themselves

>>148285915
nah

>>148285980
the ios update fixed some crashes, connection losses tend to happen around evening when everyone is home from work and school

team yellow took over my entire town. and just figured out I could swipe left and right to check out the pokemon defending the gyms.
one of them has a vaporeon with a cp of 1310.
come the fuck on!

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>>148285925
>can't keep up
>competitive

>reckfuls stream
>constantly running into his friends
>having a good time walking around the city

is this what being a citypleb is like? i kind of want to leave my suburban life behind for this.

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>>148285980
>>148286020
that's because more people are dropping the game

>>148286074
you're dense as solid shit

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>tfw caught Dratini but it's going to be fucking impossible to evolve

>>148285915
Team Red Xbone owner her can confirm.

I would have went yellow but i didn't want to join the dude's team.

>>148285980
>>148286020
agree with this guy

only get stuck at pokeball cap screen now
>>148286123
nah, the press is crazy for this shit right now

if it dies

>>148286089
he's running into random people or irl stream snipers, all his friends (all 4 of them) are with him

>>148285817
no im unattractive and havent spoken to her since 2012

>>148285915
Accurate

>>148286127
And you still can't keep with players like me, even though I'm 'dense as solid shit'. Does that make you super dense as solid shit?

>see a lure in the afternoon next to my house
>pokestop is a mural next to a parking lot
>there's a large bus, obviously hired by some tourists next to it
>the driver is an old man, gray hair and beard and shit
>he's the only person in the vicinity with a smartphone out
>just when the lure ends, the tourists begin to come back to the bus
Grandpa probably planned it all along, parking exactly next to a stop and using the lure on time.

I personally pledge $20 in micro transactions if you fix the servers

>>148286243
Not really, because the only reason you;re ahead is because you're cheating. Dumbass.

>>148285835
i'd even take a pidgey desu

>>148286280
He wanted to diddle your boipussy

What's the highest level a gym can go up too? Can it have more then 3 pokemans in it?

>>148286452
I saw a level 6

>>148286452
It can have up to 10

Where are some good place to find good pokemans

>gps constantly stops working
>dont actually get a "no gps signal" error, it just stops working
>wander about for 20 minutes chasing a clefairy
>position hasn't moved in 20 minutes and i was too busty crossi g streets and shit to check if i had actually moved
This is why i spoof.
If they ever fix it i won't have a reason to spoof.
But as it currently stands if i don't want to spend 45 minutes of every hour resetting the app i have to spoof fucking where i am.

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can someone give the discriptions of each team?
canada fag here, cant play game yet

>>148286320
Yeah, that's the only reason isn't it?

kek, I bet if you spoofed you still wouldn't be competitive. You're a shiter so you blame spoofers on you being shit.

Even once the ban wave hits you'll still be crying about spoofers.

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Ew

I'm about to go drive around for some pokemons, how the fuck do I battle or capture other monsters to get to level 5??

How do I play against people online?

Woah I just got a 50km egg. How the fuck do they expect me to hatch that?

>>148286557
The only difference is color.
The only time color matters is gyms.

>>148286585
Babby angrily defending his spoofing, everybody look away

>>148283981

>only like 50 more candies to evolve my karp into a gyrados
>every Gyrados posted has been XS

Fuck I hate all these manlet pokemon I hope mine is at least average or some shit.

Are high-attack moves even good? they seem ridiculously slow.

>>148286627
You don't, no one can get over level 4 because it's pretty much an open beta. All those posts with high-level people are shoops.

>game requires a modern smartphone with a data plan and is best played in big cities where it encourages being 'social'

could this game be anymore white? do any black people take this game seriously?

>>148286728
Ditto incomming.

>>148286557
Valor is for alpha males
Mystic is for pretentious fags
Instinct is for people who picked a team before realizing all the nearby gyms were valor or mystic

>>148286557
The only difference is color and the majority of the teams in your area

People here just like to have a autistic war over which is better

>>148286728
Gonna need some proof of that anon

>>148286627
you just capture.
best way to level is to capture at least one of every pokemon that isnt your pokedex and to evolve pokemon. people typically capture and stockpile a punch of pidgeys and use a lucky egg before evolving all of em

>>148286767
Babby angrily blaming spoofers for him being shit.

>>148282481
So I power up my pokemon before evolving it?

to the anon who asked, no. strapping your phone to the ceiling fan doesn't work
tried it for 10 minutes and the step counter on my egg didn't move a little bit

>>148282481
>Memebin ded

How do I play on emulator? My phone is fucking garbage

>>148286740
then explain all this shit
>>148285915
>>148284678
>>148283584
>>148282481
whats up with all the comparisons if its all colour

>>148286876
my step counter on eggs doesn't even move when I'm actually walking, so no surprise there....

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We hope you're all enjoying Pokemon GO! We at Niantic are very pleased with the explosive popularity and we're working around the clock to make it even better! Once we finish the shop and add in many more items to purchase It's sure to delight all fans.

>>148283094
Can you put a dot or something? Is it in the gold course or near the lake. I live in Pedro.

Do any of you remember Reggie?

>>148286931
See

>>148286862
lol how would you know whether or not im shitty? Are you projecting? Is babby even shittier than I am even with his cheats?

>>148286954
Internet autism.
Proof that retards will argue over literally anything.

>>148286626
this golem got potential. and with 66 candies he'll bone the competition

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>>148286954
pretty obvious

>tfw been looking for a Venomoth with 3 footsteps. Walked in a mile radius and nothing even though it's showing its the closest mon out of all of em nearby. Such bullshit

>>148286954
Autistic war

>>148283094
How good is it?
Clearwater beach is where i hang irl.
Hung out for an hour and caught three of the fuckers.
Just went back and caught another one.
Gonna spoof my way over to riverwalk and see if i cant nab another dragonair.

The "About the game" link in OP is dead

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>cheating in a casual game designed to make you have fun by going outside
not even joking, but why? this game is literally an excuse to go outside and get exercise

>charmander two steps from my house
Ill be right back guys

>Go outside and be cringey with nerds
>Stay inside and be mr cool and not look like a fucking nerd ready to be mugged
I'll take spoofing over going outside any day

>>148287108

Thx bruh guess I'll lvl

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so where can i play this on the pc from home

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tfw you'll never see the S&M pokemon in pogo

>>148287235
>an excuse to go outside
>go outside
>go
>pokemon go

LUMINATI

>>148287235
how else would he be able to brag about his ebin skillz and

>not min/maxing your gaeming experience lmao xD

>>148287235
all fun is lost 'collecting' stuff if you don't have to put any effort in to get it...

>>148287235
Because there's no way in hell i'll ever get enough Charmanders to actually evolve my starter so I have to google locations and spoof my way there.


There's literally no point in getting attached to any of the pokemon because catching a snorlax at level 5 means jack shit when you catch one at level 10.

>>148287235
Im this retard.
>>148286552

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>people literally fight over a color

Oh my God I'm in the middle of a dark empty, low density Street, between two lured Pokestops, and there's a guy standing here in the middle of the road loudly playing it too
It's 2:24am

>>148287332
You can just jailbreak your phone and play at home too. I did it on my old phone

Why do some pokemon have a blue particle behind them in the pokemon screen?

How do I spoof? Go says GPS not detected.

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guys I dont play this game but can somebody post a pokedex with some really rare pokemon? I have a friend that will believe anything

take this comfy picture as payment

>>148287402
fighting over a color is literally the only thing to do in this game. what else do you do, try to catch your thousandth pidgy/rat/etc?

>>148287235
>his game is literally an excuse to go outside and get exercise

Maybe for you it is. Not all of us.

>>148284952
I lol'd (and said "ha that's dumb")

>>148287235
Mad cityfag detected

>>148287235
some people do go outside, and not because a game tells them to

freaking hot and humid with rain outside all week; who wants to go stand out in that just for imaginary, digital creatures?

This game is autistic as fuck.

How do I spoof my location on an android device and not have it detected? All I want is more Pokeballs as I'm getting low.

>>148287235
It's actually far more enjoyable to go out and walk to Pokestops, but rural life is shit for this game. I did that at a park for three hours yesterday, chatted up tons of people. But I'm in a rural area and it was a 30 min drive just to get there with nothing where I am within walking distance.

>>148287235
I already lift and cardio is going to kill my gains

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>>148287452

if it's only you and that other guy then who was lured pokestops?

This game is to control the masses. You all are literally sheep being controlled by the japanese government to be turned into their slaves. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>148287594
It evokes a stream of autism too, especially with the teams

>>148287332
Follow the video here >>148283375

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Who else /water/ here?

>>148287594
Why do you say that? Normies are all over this shit

>>148287235
I can understand spoofing for people that are disabled and/or live in the middle of nowhere. But if you live in a city and decide to spoof rather than actually getting your lazy 200kg ass of your chair you're the definition of cancer.

>>148287597

install spoofing app
install other thing to convert it to system app
open spoof, turn on expert mode
pick location

then go

>>148287650
Niantic is an American company

>>148287607

>go to holocaust museum
>koffings everywhere
>no GAStly's in sight

They better be their at night at least.

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>friends all picked mystic
>I picked valor
>mfw they no longer invite me out on runs

>>148287650
>japanese government

you do know this is an american made game right? its fucking google.

google is more than likely storing all the pictures though. over time they'll have a pretty spooky catalog of pictures that are all geotagged with the locations, which is kind of googles MO isnt it?

>Newfags want to go walking everywhere to catch pokemon
Back in my day we could just sit on the grass and catch any pokemon in one spot on red and blue. Spoofing just makes the game what it should have been

If I level up a pokemon, is there any way to know how much cp its evolution will have?

>>148287402
>what is racism

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>>148287402
>fighting over a colour

phone + remote control car?

>>148287863
Over crime rates and cultural solidarity, primarily.

>>148287836
back in your day you could only catch pidgeys and rattatas in route 1, go take your nap grandpa you're tired

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>Go to my local community college to play since there's a gym and some pokestops there.
>See a bunch of people congregated. I know they're probably playing Go too.
>sit as far away as I can because I don't want to talk to them.
>they shout and ask me if im playing Go
>try to ignore them
>they all walk over and congregate around me
>they've already seen my screen so I can't lie
>dont want to be rude so I dont move
>they involve me in their conversation about how many cute girls theyve seen playing Go
>I can tell most if not all of them are virgins / never talk to girls.
>They ask me to challenge their gym
>They're team Mystic
>I politely decline and just say I came to scope it out and hit some pokestops
>leave as soon as possible

How do I avoid NEETs experiencing the world for the first time while playing this game at popular locations?

>>148287912
phone + drone??

>>148287748

The only good pokemon around me are all water so I guess me. The best shit I can get is Gyrados, Golduck, Slowbro and some Evee's. Even when I go to the park, mall or local uni's all I see is rattata and pidgey and im level 15.

>>148285195
yes I threw away all but 10 revive and keep it at 10 in case I do a rival gym battle

all gyms in my area are blue as am I so I only need potions

focus on grinding tho so I'm thinking about discarding pots too

should I? idk my brain I broke and I can't find a balance between full "gym play" and "trainer grind"

>>148287863
People don't do it for the fuck of it. Actual issues are there with blacks and such

>>148288002
yes, but more expensive

>>148287991
They aren't neets. Neets are spoofing.

Anyone call animal control because there are a lot of wild pokemon running amuck

>>148287819
make a new account and pick team mystic?

They probably just don't like you. All of my friends are different teams and it never stops us from playing together

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>he actually fights over another team cause they're a different color

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>be spoofer
>find gym in a large graveyard off the beaten path
>gym is defended by a 120cp eevee and a 900cp flareon
>little eevee trainer called BillySmith04
>flareon trainer called TomSmith72
>takeover the gym
>they take it back
>dad and his son probably think a guy is around them in the woods but can't be seen
>my trainer name is boytoucher9000
>mfw

goty

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will someone tell my why Mystic is the """"""""cool"""""""" team to join?

I'm instinct cause I like Zapdos and the color yellow

>>148288180
what else do you do

tell me

what is the pont of this game, besides claiming your local gyms for your color

Someone popped a lure near my house, do I have to be in range of it to take advantage, or can I just be like nearby?

Who else here hates eggs and gets regularly fucked by them.

>every 2 km egg is a weedle or caterpie
>every 5 km egg is a low- mid cp level rare mon that doesn't even spawn anywhere near me

Hopefully the 10 km egg I hatch tommorow finally has something good.

>>148287607
>mfw that was fake and the person was an attention w hore.

Fuck out of here, nigga.

>playing some Pokemon Go at college with my bros
>we're all gathered around a Poke Stop cluster
>see some poor lonely guy sitting alone off in the distance
>he's staring at his phone, I bet he's playing too
>we all call out to him
>he just looks away angrily, but I know he's just playing hard-to-get
>try to bring him into our friend group and put some light into his life
>oh, he's probably into those "waifus" or something, maybe we should talk to him about cute girls
>he just leaves

All we wanted was to help a guy out.

>>148288224
kek

I'm doing the same, going a bit outside my city and there's tons of easy gyms ready to be taken. Plus it's half 2 in the morning here so none these guys will know what hit em when they see I dropped 1000 cps to defend them.

>>148288250
You catch them all while also checking out the parks around town

do you power up pokemon then evolve them
or evolve them then power them up

can you spoof on a non rooted phone? dont even tell me how, just wondering.

>>148288301
I wish i could delete 2km eggs.

>>148288514
Nope. You need to root.

>>148282481
mah nigga

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Rate my catch

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>>148287452
The guy is about fifteen meters to my left
This is so awkward because he's facing directly at me while I'm not facing him

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>>148287991
>9pm on my college campus
>im here for the summer session so I can graduate next spring
>playing go with my gf and her friend
>we're at the gym near one of our cafeteria
>some cringe looking motherfucker with a strugglestache and binoculars for glasses comes over and starts talking to my girlfriend
>we try to be nice but we're all high so we just end up laughing at odd times and staring blankly as he talks
>he keeps bragging about his 1100CP Dragonite that is currently #1 at the gym
>he asks my girlfriend if she wants to help him attack one of the other gyms on campus sometime and maybe they could get dinner afterwards
>my girlfriend laughs in his face because she's high and thinks he's joking
>she has to explain to him that I'm her boyfriend
>I can see tears welling in his eyes
>He pulls out his phone quickly and says he sees a rare pokemon nearby and he has to go
>walks off immediately
>mfw

>>148288515
the only reason i hatch them is for starters desu

>>148288397
he didn't ask for you guys' help, you were all projecting on him, and kind of mob mentality / bullying him. if even your intentions were good. also "bros" who play PoGo make me sick.

ps I'm not him

>>148288627
Yeah that's definitely a snorlax.

>>148288240
because articuno is the coolest bird

>>148288654
maybe dont be autistic and say hi

>>148288654
England?

>>148288627
Plug your phone in bro.

>>148288515
I am just trying to get rid of them already

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>>148288627

big/10

>>148285129
This. Make sure you have ID or you'll be arrested for vagrency.

>>148288240
Winter is coming.

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So, uh, when your bag is full, is it just literally impossible to replenish eggs? I went through a number of Pokestops without a full 9/9 and only got "Bag is Full" for each.

If so, that's a really fucking huge oversight. I just hit level 20 and now that I'm juggling three different types of Pokeballs, I'm just shy of 100 over the max bag capacity.

>>148288508
First evolutionary chain Pokemon caught and evolved by trainers will have more CP than their equivalent in the wild. Lower CP pokemon cost less to power up I think it's also cheaper overall since their CP is low.

So it does not matter on the order of your evolution or power up but rather the total CP.

>>148288661
>He pulls out his phone quickly and says he sees a rare pokemon nearby and he has to go

kek ima use this one when autists and landwhales try to converse with me.

>>148288679
I was parodying this post >>148287991

so does the new patch mean spooferinos need to download a new apk? or..?

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>>148283584

>>148288912
>If so, that's a really fucking huge oversight.

No it isn't. You're supposed to buy a bad upgrade from the shop. They aren't going to give you everything for free.

Farm gym defender bonus or pay for the bag upgrade.

>>148288654
Offer to suck his dick and post results

>>148287767
>install other thing to convert it to system app
which one is a retard proof one?

>>148288912
you shouldn't be able to get items at all once you've reached bag capacity, its a bug

>>148289125
bag upgrade is only +50

>>148289129
Follow the video >>148283375

>>148289125
But Eggs aren't treated as items, they're treated as Pokemon. Why should I be restricted from being able to access eggs because of the size of my bag?

>>148289126
This desu senpai yamero egao bulbasaur.

Guys i was in the park near my house, trying to get this pokemon but nothing. I walked all over the fucking park

>walk 2km to hatch egg
>caterprie
>walk 5km to hatch egg
>paras

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. why am I walking around for this bullshit, reeeeeeee

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Post your bros

>>148287767
Do I need to convert the app to a system app so I don't get the "Failed to Detect location" error? What's the converter app called?

>>148289310
Walk along the road desu

I want to set up a lure at a gay bar lul

I get the feeling that that must normies are going to quit this game around level 20

>choose a girl character because the guy looks like a fuckboy supreme
>meet girl while pokemoning
>wants to see what kakuna evolves into
>show her
>she says "awww are you leveling your girlfriends character for her, that's awesome!"
>she leaves

:^(

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>>148289360
living in the middle of no where is suffering

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>>148289360
>when the game gives you nothing but evee

i have the most autistic story about this game ever

does pgg wanna hear I'm cringing thinking about it

>>148289374
>What's the converter app called?
It's called buy a gun and shoot yourself.

Watch the video the other anon keeps posting and stop using this general as your personal spoofing troubleshooter.

>>148289561
>all those high cp pokemon
>suffering

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>>148289448
nah, most will quit before that.

i think the "gamers" will make it to 25 then see that the leveling is literally retarded and quit

>>148289606
You're lucky, Eevee ends up being relatively overpowered.

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>>148289360
I'm lvl 14, how the fuck does everyone have pokomans so stronk

>>148289623

>tee hee
>tell us more!

Fuck off faggot.

>>148289623
>hear
Yeah, vocaroo that shit!

>>148288654
HOLY SHIT
It's one of my old friends

>80% of evolutions are XS
>other 20% are normal
>non are XL

JUST

>>148289448
>normies are going to quit this game around level 20

Nah, most normies will burn out well before that.

>>148289606
I wish i had evees, all i got are pidgeys

>>148289723
>wanting fat pokemon

>>148289561
fuck you, youre complaining with those mons?

>>148289448
>>148289649
I feel like level 20 on is comfy tier, where you don't feel nearly as much pressure to keep on pushing your levels up and up and rare Pokemon are common enough to make hunting fun. Plus hitting Ultra Balls.

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ITS TIME

gonna pop an egg and go through atleast 50 evolutions between all my pokemon. probably will go from 19-21 if i can math right.

see you all in 30 minutes

>>148289791

Enjoy your manlet hollowed out pokemon.

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This game is just great...

My bro and I went out with it yesterday for the first time, and it was one of the best days I've had in years.

>live in England, UK
>4:30am
>bro and I can't sleep
>drive somewhere rural
>boot up Pokemon Go
>begin walking, looking for pokemans
>start tracking a Rhyhorn
>leads us to an old crooked church in the middle of nowhere
>has a wild, overgrown cemetery
>we wander around the graveyard, Rhyhorn is getting close
>an old man, about 80, steps out from some trees
>shit brix
>his name is Brian, he's the groundskeeper of the church
>really friendly guy, tells us about the history of the church
>church dates back to 1100's
>invites us into the church
>whynot.gif
>inside is old and eerily beautiful
>shows us stone coffins where actual knights are interred
>thank Brian for tour and wish him well
>go back outside
>find the Rhyhorn
>catch it
>drive back home
>Name the Rhyhorn "Brian"

>>148289676
All those electric types.
Do you live in a big city?

>>148289848
Update us on how many evolutions you manage in 30 mins, anon

>>148289676
We're autists that power level

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>>148289673
Is it really overpowered when everyone in my small ass town has them too anon

>>148286626
>>148287108

What are things to look for in a pokemon you are considering level up besides their move set?

>>148289716
And there was also a third person here

>>148289883
If that's a real story then that's fucking great mate.

>>148289374
yeah

just search in the play store, System App Converter

>>148289870
>thinking healthy sizes and weight means manlet
Oh you silly american, stop showing pride in your countries crippling obesity for once.

when i try to log in the games says "please activate your account in order to play pokemon go". has this happened to anyone else

>>148289848
You won't. I could only go from 19 to 20.6 with a 50 evo spree

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>see a qt sat on a public bench by a lure
>sit by her, ask her if it's her lure (it is)
>ask her "so what number has your highest one got?"
>she tells me it's her 700ish flareon
>ask her "now what about your other number? you know, the one I call to take you out for coffee"
>she laughs at my cheesy attempt to pick her up via pokemon go
>get her number
>leave
>text her for a bit, gonna meet up tomorrow to farm a lure then go walk round
>tfw

Feels good not being a complete autist when it comes to social interactions

Does location spoofing still work?

>>148289637
It's impossible to use that app with an un-rooted phone and I have a phone version that can't be rooted as far as I know. Ah, well.

>>148289623
I do

>>148290136
Yes

>>148290221
Get bluestacks then.

>>148290129

>meet at coffee shop

So what's your name anyway

>>148289648
>>148289818
More along the lines of I need to go downtown when I run out of pokeballs.