/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

first for TRUMP 2016

>Cult blades found through Xenoarchaeology no longer require you to be a cultist to use them. As a result, they also have only 15 force as opposed to 30.

No Fun Allowed

>>148273142
>some retard thinks the balloon doesn't make you valid

Admins themselves have said in the past that the balloon on it's own does not make you valid and that sec officers can't act solely on 'lmao balloon'.

>>148273307
>run around the station with cult sword
>hitting monkies to death while yelling about the glories of Uncle Nar-Nar
>not even cult
sounds like fun to me

>>148273256

Regime change, mostly.

>>148273256
Been like this ever since Probe left

remminder, only clone somebody if
>they are dead with 4 or more broken bones
>they are dead with -50% blood level
>they are dead and all surgery rooms are being used
>his organs are mechanical and got damaged after a EMP
fuck doing surgery on someone who broke majority of his limbs
fuck doing surgery on niggas with all mechanical organs, the bonegel chance to fix them is low as shit (tried 12 times on a guy and didn't fixed his lungs, liver and heart)
if someone spergs because "hurrr you didn't defibil me even thought i still had 51% blood left and just 3 broken bones" you inject them U.E.'s from some random monkeymans so they special snowflake appearance change

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>>148273810
Clone 'em if they need surgery on 2 different bodyparts.
Fuck doing scalpelhemostatretractor + cautery twice. Double fuck that if one of them is skull or ribcage which requires EVEN MORE STEPS.

>>148273810
Need nanopaste for mech organs

>>148274119
>you try applying the bonegel on the damage organs in x chest
>your hand slips accidentally damaging some organs in x chest

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>66 online

which crew member wud u fug?

>>148275714
Mallory Brooks

>>148275404
summer is on my friend
i even peoples RP'ing after being cloned like
"wow what happened?"
"this is my body?"
"why is he dead and i am here?"

also niggas complaining and ahelping because in their minds "antags cannot murderborne"

>>148275714
me___

>>148275714
Reica Jacobs

>>148275714
Reica Ja-
>>148275917
FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE

>>148275714
cuff Ashe on a chair while raping Felicity in front of her

>>148276016
why not both?

>>148275850
>why is he dead and I am here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eytOzwyfiCA
really makes you think huh

>>148275714
I wanna kiss Kayahi!

Daily reminder not to have mechanical limbs/organs on /vg/

>>148276117
Ashe is a dirty mexican lesbo

mememaster is back

>>148275714
Most of them

>>148275714
u~~~~~~~
:3c

what the fuck was that adminbus apocalypse

the rage cage was going fine niggas why ruin it

>>148276640
>w<!

>>148276706
made me sad desu man.
I was the HoP that round, I wanted to get the rage cage up a lot sooner, but I kept having to do my job.

>>148275714
slippo dippo

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>be QM
>decide "i'm gonna make a borer farm!"
>have no clue on how to atmospherics
>fuck up about four times, plasmaflooding the shutter room
>at long last, a borer pops up
>problably pities me because i fucked up so much, joins me
>the second he slithers i hear MISSION SPECIFICATIONS: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>objective: steal hypospray
>go and ask Reica for a hypospray
>shrugs, lets me borrow it
>wait for a while
>nobody's calling shuttle
>realize singulo isn't set up
>set PA to max, there are no shields on singulo
>go to get hardsuit
>all of station is destroyed in one fell swoop
>suspicious as fuck officer arrests and searches me
>i didn't buy anything or do anything antag-like, so he lets me go
>no one had any idea i killed %90 of the station
>get my precious greentext
pic related, what broken dreams are made of

>>148276706
wasn't bus
was one cargo tech with an emag and 3 supermatter shards

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What the hell caused that EMP?

>>148276706
>rage cage
>with stuns
AHAHAHAHA
FAGGOTS

Is there a way to reset the BYOND client without having to close and reopen it, like if the game freezes at round end?

>>148276706
That 5th law, the borgs could've just went in and killed everyone in the cage if the felt like it open ended laws like that are asking for trouble

>>148276793
shard

>>148276786
really? i thought it was my singuloose, who was the cargo tech?
oh well

>>148276776
Oh nice to know.
Traitor cargo best traitors.

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>Give waifu present
>they don't like it

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>no one came to ghetto bar rage cage
>get drunk
>randomly super matter cyrstal blows up without warning
>arm gets blown off and internal organ probably non existent
>>148276793
when the super matter shard delaminates it sets off a huge EMP
and when the CRYSTAL delaminates shit goes down

>>148276776
>that pic
my sides, easily worthy of being an OP pic

>>148276706
a classic case of "lmao 2 hour round time to griff" when everything is going fine. fucking shitmins

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RAGE CAGE

>>148276776
Don't hit OPEN on the canister, wrenching it already drains to the pipes.
OPEN flushes to the room.

>>148276954
How did you give the present?
Did you just walk up to them and say here you go/drop it in front of them?
If you're not going to put in the effort of making it a present why should she get excited for it?

>>148276931
I was the bird.

>>148277031
see >>148276776
wasnt bus, quartermaster singuloose'd and it delaminated the shards

>>148277079
>all that stun weaponry in the cage
disgusting.

>>148276776
>that pic
I am saving this as Cargo attempts atmos

>>148276832
Sometimes it resets by itself.
Right click the window bar and look for reconnect, see if that works.

Also side note, I was HoP last round, am I the only HoP that doesn't give himself any kind of extended or all access?

>cargo tech blows up 3 shards
>qm singulooses with a super singulo
>people still blame admins
honk

>>148276706
It was upsetting. Cargo had finally gotten me some of the materials I had spent most of the round asking for and I was going off to finish my burn chamber when a bomb nearly killed him the the singularity chased me away from the medkit and my dropped air tank.

>>148277260
>am I the only ____

Fuck off back to bay with the rest of your desperate snowflake kind

>>148277260
There's no reason why the HoP shouldn't start with full-access

>>148277260
yes, other HoPs loot the captain's gun,gloves, and weapons while playing all access security without promoting themselves to actual captain.

>>148276776
The injector won't work without using the AAC computer.

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>>148276954
>Give detective an ambrosia vulgarius blunt injected w/ space drugs and hyperzine
>he doesn't like it

>>148277487
>>148277535
nigga, HoPs who give themselves all access at the beginning of the round if there's a captain aboard the station should be headbanned.

If there isn't you promote yourself to captain and then do captain shit, the HoP is a different job from Captain and yet people like playing the HoP like he's captain #2 on the ship and get instantly involved in every single security issue on the ship, stock themselves up with like 50 guns they bought from cargo and consider themselves the law.

>>148277702
What if I'm HoP, give myself all-access, and start following MoMMI laws?

>>148276979
I want to tickle Niggly's cervix
t.minty inty

Is it possible to breed out bad chemicals from a plant?

Most I can think of is to just splice in anti-toxin from kudzu and hope for the best

>>148276979
>White discord skin
GET OUT

>>148278285
Purge a new phytochemistry gene in and start over

>>148278432
So, no?

I just wanna get the toxin out of ambrosia so it isn't a death sentence

>>148278543
Splicing in antitox from kudzu would effectively neutralize the toxin but it wouldn't work for the synap in godblunts so eh

>>148273572
But you can ask in looc to be a pAI or borer.

I ahelped it twice, and both admins said it was fine as long as you dont spam looc with your requests.

Fuck this game man it's the same shit every time, only playing antag is fun

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>>148278750
>he doesn't roleplay.

>>148278668
I asked once last round and got boinked for it.

how many chemicals can fit on a blunt?
can i fill it with 100u dermaline, 100u dex+, 100u bicard, 100u anti-tox?

>>148278848
downtown_detroit.png

>>148278918
plants cap at 100u, blunts only contain 50u
I think that high potency regular blunts remove all toxins when that slashing happens.
or maybe it was god blunts without synaptizine, not sure

>>148278906
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Personal_AI

Its fine to ask. The admin is just being dumb, or doesn't want to argue with whoever reported you for looc. Its not ic ooc. Its in no way against the rules as long as you dont spam.

>>148278848
Roleplaying is what autistic people do. I'm 18 years old, I stopped playing pretend years ago, it's childish.

>>148279186
le nox face

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>>148279186
>He doesn't roleplay.

I bet you dont even foreplay eitheir faggot!

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>>148279186
Roleplaying is literally what the game is about.

This is like going to a gay club and then complaining that faggots are hitting on you.

>>148279186
>I'm 18 years old
Look at this baby, thinking he's an adult.

>>148279186
>I'm 18 years old
Woaaah, look at mister adult here!

>>148279816
>>148279870
thesenerdstookthebait.png

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>>148279976

>>148279763
the game is about valids and metagaming without being caught, not ERP
nigger

>>148279763
>Roleplaying

The fuck you talking about, spess is real

>>148277554
AAC computer?

>>148280429
No it's about waifus. All this valids and metagaming comes from TG and nox.

>>148280568
This desu

>play /vg/ for first time in about a year
>firelocks down across the station
>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
>close BYOND

>>148280991
Are you sure you were on /vg/?

>>148281071
Yes.

>>148280991
>>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
That's baystation/polaris. Not /vg/

>>148281171
Only happens if you're a silicon.

>>148281306
What's your point?

>>148281306
Silicon players should suicide.

>>148280991
Sounds like you got redirected thanks to the panic bunker.

SS13 is real
http://www.iflscience.com/space/chinas-first-space-station-could-be-out-of-control-and-heading-for-earth/

>>148281570
I don't think so.

You've got an ugly, outdated station with a lot of tacky, pointless shit added. But I could tolerate that if not for the clunky interaction.

Artemis has prodded you with an electrically charged arm!

Thank you my loyal borgs.

Consider yourself metagrudged forever AI

>>148281532
That people who play for the first time in a year don't often take silicon.

>malf ai does nothing but borg people
so fun, so epic, so robust

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>catching spacewalking humans
>pepper spraying them once we're inside

>>148282585
* Spaceman will remember that.

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>It's a "Get drunk as fuck and get trapped in Cargo disposals because the borgs are out for blood" episode

>>148282568
I was frankly a little unsure if I could convert fast enough to snowball us, But it went well. Shame the secborg wanted to blow up the ERT with a welding tank because 'its hilarious' instead of cuffing and borging all of them.
I had 3 stunned.

>ert shitters kept fucking around on their shuttle when it landed istead of murdering borgs
this is why ERT is shit and everybody who sign for it are just a bunch of unrobust shitters

THUD WILL BE BACK

THAT I PROMISE YOU BORG FUCKS

>>148282625
>malf ai gives other players a chance to get back into the round and have fun
wow what a crime am i right guys?

>>148282625
and your friendly team of admins let it drudge on for 40 minutes before sending in a useless ERT.

fucking clown shoes

someone who just murderbones and/or bombs the station every single time they're antag can be banned from antag, right?

>>148280515
Atmospheric Automation Console to control fancy shit and settings, hack the air alarm to have basic control over vents.

>>148282625
So would you preffered it plasmaflooded or what?

>>148282793
no

>>148282621
I didn't choose it. But what difference does that make? It's clunky and unnecessary regardless of how often you play the game. I'd get rid of the pop-up myself, but I'm not sure it'd merged.

>>148282745
>malf AI gives players a chance to VALID ALL TARGETS ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN GO KILLBOTS GO
eat shit retard

>>148282863
why
what happened to "dont be a dick"

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>deathsquaddie and a seraph have trouble killing ONE (1) (SINGULAR) medborg

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>>148282793
antags cannot be banned for antagonizing the station

>>148282793
>Banning an antag for antagging

Good way to ruin the server!

>>148282752
>we get landed in center of the station
>borgs find us before most of us even have internals set
>most of the ERT runs out and instantly gets knocked down
>ion and laser 2 borgs
>slip
>get swarmed

>>148282723
stay salty yred, maybe you should have joined round start so you can immediately check the server room.

>>148282793
are you still mad i welderbombed the ERT even when the round was literally won, and there was no way for us to lose?

>>148282920
>malf AI said not to kill but to convert

>>148283049
>cyborg welderbombing
>ever

>>148282920
dont blame the ai for how the borgs treated you

>>148282982
I had 2 of you down before you reacted and the other borgs just stood there and watched. Was salty as fuck.

>>148283049
i
i actually skipped out this round

its just that i realized that i have a lot of fun ruining the station and I want to know if all the complaints are justifiable or just people being babies

>>148283049
See
>>148283114
You went against our boss.

>>148283131
oh, word.
no, i can't imagine there's a rule on this, besides maybe spawnkilling/converting which the admins have pinged me for before.
>>148283131
i played a literal copy of that exact malf round last night, sorry if i want to just putz around in a no risk situation

>>148283283
first quote meant to be
>>148283159

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>morena admitting she eats mice in the discord

>>148275850
>lmao rp is bad you shouldnt rp ban rp pls fucking rp shitters

How bout you go back to Hippie? People can RP if they want to.

>>148283415
She's usually pretty open about it

>>148283415
Ayo thas nasty

>>148282695
Thanks doc

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Post your Nuke Ops / going loud theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYh4nX0BbgE

What's a good starter atmos project?

>>148285914
gassing the vox

>>148285914
Accidental plasma floods

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>>148282625

>player did [not what i would have done]

WAHH FUCKING [complain on the thread that will change nothing]

>>148283415
bet she's tight
like a field mouse

>>148285914
Not memeing here. Best way to start doing atmos is creating a cold loop to cool down any gas, good way to practice is to put one on the waste line.

Another good way to learn how to inject, filter and scrub gasses is doing a burn chamber. Don't be afraid to fuck up and light the room on fire, because you will.

>>148285945
But they always have internals on?

>>148286237
>whorena
>tight
shes been fucked by atleast 3 horny erp mansluts
shes probably about as tight as an aircraft hanger by now

>>148285914

starter?

extend the waste that goes into space by adding more vents and thermal plates/heat exchange pipes.

this will ensure the waste can not be backed up in case of fire

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when

>>148289081
What the fuck is this spazzy shit?

>>148289081
i don't know what this is, hopefully never

>>148289081
RADICAL

>>148289081

Is this fliptonium?

>>148289081
so randum xD

>>148289814
le remove clowns face

>>148273142
Supposedly you can hid small items in watermelons? How do you do that?

>>148289081

Goon has added skateboards, a goon coder described this as 'the least broken i've ever seen them, at least they're staying in one place. earlier, i saw corpses flying through space doing tricks off of ruins and straight through asteroids. i even saw people doing tricks off the grinder (only one trick per skateboarder)'

>>148290245
bless gooncode

>>148290245
at least they have recovered from the leak

>goon has widescreen
HOLY
SHIT

>no mutant enemy from Lisa the painful

>>148290945
apology man pls go

>>148289958
slap something onto watermelon sprite

ive played on only /vg/ for the past 4 years

should i try goon just to see what its like?

are we stuck in the past?

>>148291402
Barring Lifeweb Goon is probaly the server one is most likely to get lost on its different features and UI compared to bay and TG branches.

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>>148290245
>earlier, i saw corpses flying through space doing tricks off of ruins and straight through asteroids. i even saw people doing tricks off the grinder (only one trick per skateboarder)
magical

>>148291164
i thought he was banned

>just wanted to listen to some music on the jukebox
>emps keep striking as Rock Lobster reached the end, and meant it kept looping
i did not deserve this hell

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>tfw bullying spessmen trying to work

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good day for xenobotany
if the plant had stopped injecting singulo on my veins i'd have got it to softcap potency

WHAT THE FUCK caused those emps?

Is there a list/youtube playlist of the /vg/ jukebox anywhere? I want to know what is in it.

>>148291786
Rock Lobster is the best song on the juke you mong

>>148283014
Wrong guy.

However I am Yred. ERT was both underequipped and underinformed as they typically are, being sent in for an 'inspection'. They were made to fail through no fault of their own.

>>148291758
>be way too late at night playing spacemen
>its fucking straya/nz hours
>incredible mime/clown or a fucking terrible AI playing
>its always apologyman

>>148291786
At least it wasn't the drinking piano song

Some fag thinks it's funny to keep setting the bar juke to repeat that song and if I find out who is doing it I'm going to metagrudge them so hard

>>148291858
Was this the EMP source?

>Randomly open a stall in the toilets
>Dead guy
>Walking past later
>See a ling doing succ in the toilets with my x-ray vision
>Borg charger next to it has a borg in it
>Drag the borg to the door then open it
>Ling runs away and it turns out the borg was afk or something
It could've been amazing

>>148291882
yes but I don't want to listen to the same song 6 times in a row

>>148292067
you fuckers with your experimentation, I spent the whole round bouncing between transformations because half of them had seizures all the time and then you come up on ya boy like that? harsh son

>spend entire round mining
>clear out most of both roids
>cash in at 88k
>tfw polar star never dropped but the upgrade parts did
>tfw couldnt get to the shuttle in time

>tfw you will never get banned for a fucking month for being shit at silicon

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post sec mutiny stories

>>148292661
sec mutiny stories

FUCKING
CLOWN CART

WHEN

>>148292863
Already in you bozo

>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDZHIJU0BRM

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>taunt the shard during emp waves
>emp shuts down the scrubbers
>admin sets it on fire
>temperature still goes down
fun times

>>148283415
people probably actually believe this now god dammit

>>148293281
>mommi autism is so powerful that not even adminbus can break it

>>148293317
We all know you don't eat mice, sweetie! You eat dicks!

LOVE ME!

>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMpRNZojA4

First part for the stealth.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10998
>WUH I CANT VALIDHUNT AS WELL

>>148293916
>warden's job is to watch cams, control the armory, and deal with the prisoners when officers feel like letting him
>it's a bad thing that someone wants the warden to be able to do his job

>>148293916
There's a normal camera console in the lobby

>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFXwcdrsjto
HOS theme

>>148294213
WUH IM YRED CATER TO ME

>>148294213
I wrench up the cam console in the sec office and pull it into my office whenever I'm a warden. But fuck the advanced console is so shit, it is outright nonfunctional for me and many others.

>>148279186
Whoda biiiig boy. Yeah, you are. You da biiig boi.
Nigger, roleplay is all about adultery.
Be it "Roleplaying rich faggot to get some cheap pussy" or literally roleplaying for kinky stuff in bed

>>148280385
Do you have a pic where guy blew two others and last frame is him, covered in jizz saying <jokes on them I was only pretending to be a faggot>

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>dexalin plus
>(50 units)

>Looking for injured people in engineering
>Find the wiz lying on the floor
>Go to help him up
>He removes my ass and then kills me
What a rude dude

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>>148295076
>dexalin plus
>(1 units)

kolith sorry for wizproofing the upload.
it seemed like a good idea at the time

>>148295076
now you don't need to fix your broken lungs or internal bleeding

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>>148295076

>>148295207
>helping a wizard
>not hitting him with a welder
You deserved that.

how do i medbay

>>148295364
I didn't realise that he was the wizard until my ass was grass

>>148295285
It's a good idea, but did you not upload some other lawset first? Robocop's probably the best for it.

>>148295210
>>148295076

why is dex plus one unit not good, i thought it was the most efficient

>>148295465
no I was just a scientist, didn't want to fuck with the laws

>>148295210
> Even a single unit immediately counters all oxygen loss, which is hugely useful in many circumstances. Any dose beyond this will continue to counter oxygen loss until it is metabolized, essentially removing the need to breathe.
Straight from the wiki my man

>>148295424

google guide to chemsity /vg/ station and look at what all the chems do

>>148295424
start by taking out the beakers blocking the cryo fluid and preventing it from working, then unwrench the second chem dispenser and give it to botany
finally, butcher punpun and put his meat in the cloning machine

>>148295424
Kill people who aren't already dead and stick them into the cloner
t. highly praised CMO

>>148295536
Going to save everyone a lot of heartache if you change the laws to not-Asimov once a wizbonger rolls in, regardless of your rank.
>>148295563
1u lasts ~10 seconds, 5u removes all oxy damage for one minute.

>>148295424
Learn what the chems do, that's literally it

>>148295616
fuck you yred

>>148295494
5u of dex+ is the most efficient dosage, since it both clears ALL oxy damage, and then keeps the patient from gaining any for around 50 seconds. 1u will only remove, then keep it down for 10 seconds. It's easier and more efficient to make it in 5u since it's extremely easy to make Dex+ in large amounts at a time; you can make 90u of it in 3-4 clicks.

>>148295563
See above. More units = more time. 5u gives a nice buffer of not needing to breathe so you can fix blood/etc.

>>148295671
if sec or command doesn't want the AI to valid hunt, that is their perogative
I wouldn't mess with that as an ordinary crew member, unless shit really hits the fan

>>148295616
I unironically do this pretty often so I can use their bodies for other stuff.

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honk

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>4 blob cores who don't know how to manually expand
>that fucking crew welderbombing itself
>the HoS and AI not knowing how to set up a nuke and saying it's defective
THIS ROUND MADE ME RETARDED

>>148299426
honestly though, first time playing, how do you expand manually?

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>that fucking round
>clown pours out the cryo at roundstart
>blob making its way to medbay
>medbay has no power, scanners wont scan

>be CMO

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>loose the goose
>it fucks off the other direction

>>148299426
i was one of the cores, first time being blob

>>148299426
>dexalin plus (0.5 units)
>cryo pill
>water
>water
what the FUCK am I looking at

>>148299452
The game fucking tells you
ctrl click on a tile adjacent to a blob
There's even buttons on the left of your hud to do it too.

>>148299426
Don't forget them bombing themselves.

Or deliberately singuloosing only for the super singulo to go in the exact opposite direction.

Or the blobs using telepathy to communicate and only discovering the blobchat near the end.

>>148299452
Did you read the prompt you get when you're put in a core

>blast the blob with all four guns blazing
>eventually have to retreat and leave good people behind because bleb
>meet up with engineer, make plan to break in from spess and call the shuttle
>as we're enacting this master plan, LOLROUNDEND

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>Chemistry has blobs
>No power to the cloner and someone's dying of suffocation and toxins
>Need to get to chemistry, grab what I can then run back
>See this shit
>Embrace death

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>>148299426
DEFECTIVE

>>148299487
for when you're thirsty

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>>148299465
>>clown pours out the cryo at roundstart

>>148299571
>calling the shuttle on blob

WEW LAD

That's literally impossible.

>>148299465
>>148299650
i replaced it with space cola
honk

>>148299650
>>148299398
LOL

>>148299650
>Getting dragged off to be cloned
>As I get put in the cloner the clown says that he's replaced the cyro mix with something better
>Fear

>>148299667
nothing's impossible when you take a shower

>>148293317
But it is true you slut

>>148295076
>Not taking out your lungs and chugging 100 units of dex+

>>148295424
>Start in medbay
>start making clone mix
>have an assistant break in and bitch at you 12:01 for not having it done
>have the assistant plasmaman run medbay
>watch as people run in through the break in and just leave dead bodies in a pile
>realise your dreams of the Hippocratic oath man are dead
>ERP in dorms with Runtime

Haha let's replace runtime with a catbeast pet for laughs
Haha

>>148300852

haha

Ian>lamarr=poly>pun pun>run time=library run time>Norris

>>148300852
lol

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>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXe7zvGdsHg&

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>>148301198
LOOK AT THE TIME

>>148301057
Poly is shit

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>>148301198
THANKS DUDE

>>148301436
CHECK THE SINGULO CHUCKLE FUCKS

>>148301198
>new cops allah akbaring with *deathgasp
>ethereal screams of booty blasted ghost
>wizard with max level magic missile
>THANKS DUDE
sounds like the perfect round

>>148301057
>Norris that low
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>148301913
Get out changelings

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>yfw 2hotdogs will never be unbanned

>>148301057
>Ian that high

>>148301057
Don't forget HoS has Sasha, once you kill it you become valid making you free to valid security

>>148301057
runtime = NorrisAAAAA > pun pun > sabrina's cat > poly = ian

>>148301057
Remember that Lamarr is the only pet that has an actual use.

>tfw took half a toilet paper roll to clear this nosebleed
anyone got a 50u iron pill IRL?

>>148303867
You should eat better

>>148303867
how exactly are you clearing your nosebleeds

>>148303867
At some point you just have to deal with tilting back pinching and swallowing you know?

>>148304179
>tilting back
NEVER
EVER
TILT BACK DURING A NOSEBLEED
DO NOT DO THIS

>>148303867
Dude you should call an ambulance
How long was the nosebleed lasting for?

>>148304080
i doo
>>148304168
pinching
>>148304179
i know it's bad but i had to or else the mess would be worse
>>148304334
long enough for my laptop to put up a screen saver

>>148301436
>Tfw whisper penis to poly 50 times and then put a radio near her

>>148304419
If that's factory default, that might be at least fifteen minute long. You can check in your control panel>screensaver to get a rough idea. Any longer than twenty and that can be a pretty serious cause for concern.

Hayfever may be coming around strong and it may just be you're being too rough with clearing the congestion, but even so
You wont miss much spacemen getting it checked out

>>148304419
>>148304334
>>148305189
Oh please I've been having frequent nosebleeds my whole life and nothi

>>148305189
5 minutes but i wasn't in my room the whole time
i've been having this for years and it's the occasional volcanic "fuck you there's blood everywhere" ones. now i just have to worry about not vomiting

>>148305365
Anon? Are you okay?

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>mfw ioning people with mechanical parts

Get fucked transhuman scum. Yuo're no better than xenos

>>148306163
>Warden gets EMP'd
>The absolute madman had every part he could possibly have robotic
>insta-dead

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>>148306163
>Yuo

>>148306163
I don't understand this manga
Do the jokes not work when it's translated or something?
I get the referances they're quite funny though

>>148303570
Say this to ian and "steal corgi meat" objection

>>148306375
you know you can order corgis from cargo, right?

>>148306571
And breed, and mimic and shit.
But why if I can just straight forward wash ian. You can even pull machine there, so you don't have to run with him around

>>148303570
Can actual aliums be used for hivehand?

>>148306571
how tf (short for "the f*ck") does that change what he said

>>148306726
>>148303570
>not wearing Lamarr on your face all shift and letting him constantly violate it

>>148306726
No. Only Lamarr.

putting posibrains into humans when?

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>air alarms don't update half the time
>external check and internal check buttons work backwards
>guide to atmos on the wiki is incomplete
WHERE IS THE INFORMATION

I just had a fucking stroke of genius regarding toxins. You know those moments where every part of the puzzle just fall together in your mind ? It's going to be amazing.

>>148307334
>You know those moments where every part of the puzzle just fall together in your mind

No

I am constantly confused

>>148307015
all you ever need to know is 0 internal and 101.3 internal

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>people that get mad because you cloned them instead of defibbing them
>process was 3 times shorter than the amount of surgery they would have required
>they had no genetic powers
>they had no snowflake limbs
>they were a job without loyalty implants
>no apparent reason why they would ever get mad about being cloned
What the fuck are people complaining about then?

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>get stuffed into solitary for 0 fucking reason by warden
>20 minutes later
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>Unfortunately, the syndicate was not able to obtain you a radio.
>spend another hour or two in solitary
>HoS walks up to the door
>then this gold happens
>Unknown has pushed Kai Ironmonger! You have been stunned with the stun baton by Kai Ironmonger!
I'm so done with this shitty game.

>>148306994
It is here. Reverse mmi is in, but not obtainable outside admin spawn.

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>Didn't get to finish the MoMMI lounge

>>148308118
you will never finish shit if you don't stop trying to build so big
go smaller

>>148308118
You can't make your projects to big, friend.

>>148308086
file a ban request on the Warden

He escalated my very iffy 10 minute sentence to perma for no reason last round.
i'll chime in if you make the thread

>>148308192
The round seemed quiet so I thought it might last a few hours

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>tfw clown allahu ackbars and you have to step up your mime game

>>148308075
because they dont know how hard it is
>>148308086
You realize you had a verb to spawn a syndicate radio right?
Unless you had a headset then it was tied to that.
It goes
PDA>Headset>Verb i think.

>>148308251
I have no forum account and I can't even be arsed to, but warden was an utter cunt.
>steals my sword for no reason, apparently anglo genes forced his britishness to manifest
>throws me into brig for trying to bless the armory
>puts me in a cell with no oxygen in it
>and then shoves me into solitary

>>148308302
I was in fucking solitary.
The only thing I had was a gas mask.

>>148308357
dude it takes 0 seconds to register.
fill out a super robust ban request, it'll be cathartic as fuck

we gotta make the server a better place

>>148308461
So then you had a verb to spawn a syndicate radio with your telecrystals in it, And for added points it also doubles as a bomb IIRC
check your notes next time

>Want to get put in solitary because it seems cool and I've never been arrested before
>Worried I'll get banned for wrecking shit as a non antag
What do?

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>>148308464
You go do it while I shitpost in this thread.

Putting anyone in the perma should make you valid for the guy you perma'd to kill, no exceptions.

Prisoners IRL don't play nice, neither should spessmen. Sec should stop using perma for anyone but serious repeat offenders and antags.

>>148308498
>check your notes next time
I did, there was absolutely nothing in there about that.
>>148308543
Solitary is fucking dogshit 3x2 square, if the warden is extra shit like he was last round he'll take your pen and paper too.

>>148308543
It's not cool it's literally just a cell with a pen and a piece of paper that are usually removed by sec before they put you in there

>>148308543
Heres what you do
Get a flash
flash random people and then shake them 3 times and run off
you'll be dead or perma'd within minutes

>>148308464
>actually adminhelping or banrequesting ever
might as well go running to your mom every time you get killed, huh?

>>148308665
>>148308670
Fuck, I meant perma

>>148308670
To be fair 50% of the time the pen and paper are used to annoy the AI 45% of the time its used to order the AI to let you out and then 5% of the time it goes unused.

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>>148308747
If sec had balls to actually kill someone instead of chuck them into perma then it wouldn't be as bad.

>>148308765
Just ask to go in nigga, not like sec will deny a guest.

>>148308543
Keep insulting the officer's handling your arrest, the warden, the warden's mother, the HoS, the HoS's dog
The more colourful and wierd the insults, the better. Don't get into sexual joke territory or threaten rape because admins are ban happy about that.
Yo momma jokes/you're so bad at your job jokes/anything where they're the butt of the joke works best.
Meme-spouting/overt racism will just get you ignored as another shitposter but it takes personalised jokes to really rile them up.

To start off the arrest, just make them slip and be the obvious cause. Some officers are dumb enough to think that means you could have had lethal intent and that's a good start.

>>148308790
sec would do that if people didnt adminhelp every time they got killed in a spaceman game

>>148308846
>perma someone
>I TOOK THEM OUT OF ROUND BUT DIDN'T KILLED THEM NUH UH DOESN'T COUNT XDDD
>perma prisoner breaks out and kills sec
>F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 BAN THIS FAGGOT HE KILLED ME

>>148308790
The problem is if you kill them you get jobbaned if you perma them for little to no reason they dont even pm you
>>148308817
Slip an officer then *fart on him

Is the hemostat step actually necessary for surgery? Feels like it just prevents some minor bleeding, you can probably get away with not doing it if the guy is dead or if they have good blood level for something like a bone fracture.

>>148308817
>Keep throwing paper airplanes at an officer
>he brigs me for 8 minutes

>>148309129
I've been decapitated by a thrown piece of paper, they dont fuck around anon.

>>148309015
It takes like 5 seconds you cuck don't let people bleed out because you can't spare 5 seconds to click on them once

warning
warning
singularity is
...
...
...
fine xd

>>148309015
You can't continue the surgery without that step

>>148308357
Possession of makeshift weapon, exec sword. I was nice and didn't brig you for it the first time, but you had to go and fetch it out of evidence.

Misuse of comms. Bitching up a storm in the brig, "HELP CULT SEC," et cetera.

Escape from the brig, inciting a manhunt.

Then the second escape from the brig, this time I warned you that your next offense was perma.


Why can't you stop being a gay baby John, you wouldn't have gone to gay baby jail.

>>148309279
>Tfw cant do quack surgury that fixes a problem but leaves 10 more

>>148309279
Yes you can, unless you need another hemostat step later like implant removal
>>148309249
It's really fucking minor bleeding

>>148309352
>inciting a manhunt
please explain to someone who wasn't in the round how did he spark a manhunt because this is by far the most misused charge in all of space law and i'm not getting vibes of it being applied properly here

>>148309367
>I'm going to cause harm to my patient because I can't be bothered to do a step in surgery

>>148309489
Sparking a manhunt is litearlly any time sec has to track your ass down anon

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>>148309560
If I can speed up a surgery without any ill effect to the patient you bet your sweet fucking bippy I will.
I bet you bitch when people speedclone, too.

>>148309645
>Get speedcloned
>Hair wrong color
>Eyes wrong color
>underwear wrong color
>Shrug and go about my business but just feel wrong the rest of the round

>>148309580
>CLOWN HITTING MIME AT BAR
>clown is not at bar anymore
>he's in his costume storage
>A-HA, MANHUNT CHARGE!

>>148309580
>Sparking a Manhunt: Causing one to be chased over a long period of time when an officer attempts a proper arrest.
>This replaces Resisting Arrest when the suspect refuses to surrender and ends up being chased for a long time, typically over a few minutes.
shitters love to play dumb with "a long period of time" and just substitute resisting arrest with sparking a manhunt
i'm not saying it was necessarily the case here because I wasn't in that round, that's why I'm asking

>>148309795
John smashed his way out of his cell, I informed sec and set him to arrest, HOS brought him in 5-10 minutes later. Seems long enough for me.

>>148309795
There's also the point of
>when an officer attempts a proper arrest.

Which no officer has ever done in the history of /vg/

>>148309878
>5-10 minutes later
I literally spent maybe 50 seconds outside of brig, majority of that waiting for CMO to get his ass out of his head and open the door.

You had multiple people complaining about you last round, so have you considered you might have been just shit for throwing people into perma for jack shit?

>>148309942
fuck off I'll beat you with my taser until you accept it's an arrest you little greytiding bitch.

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>>148309942
Every time i'm detective I walk up and just ask people to come down to the brig, do it relatively often as a normal sec too.
of course this only applies to people who aren't say, eating someone in the incinerator.
I usually let you walk without cuffs if you cooperate, which gives you time to buy a parapen.
>>148309795
Well if its one end of a hallway to the other then its resisting arrest, if you go off screen and they are running around after you for any amount of time its arguably a manhunt at that point. Basically if you're gone long enough they report it to the rest of the sec to get them to help it becomes a manhunt.
Honestly sec can trump up charges all they want if you act like a cunt you get treated like one.
I frequently knock up to 50% off of a sentence if the person is well behaved

>>148309942
If you're breaking into anywhere or have unauthorized gear or bloodstained clothes while committing any crime SOP literally says to immediately stun and cuff you

>>148310198
Naomi?

>>148310198
>space law SPECIFICALLY defines "a long amount of time"
>nawh dude any amount of time is 'arguably' a manhunt!

>>148310230
>paying attention to unauthorized gear
>ZAS
>paying attention to bloodstained clothes
>you slam into paper! you feel something crack in your head!
>ZAS