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yenfags should fuck off

>>148243726
why are their teeth so fucking yellow

Aerondight - does it really level up with me?

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Reminder that Geralt doesn't give a shit about any woman other than Triss.

>>148243628
It was Marcin's fault. That part was clearly cut because money.

Shani is perfection.

>>148243794
Good, good, I fully agree. *giggles*

dijkstra refuses to join the battle of kaer morhen no matter what?

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>>148244084
I agree

>>148244617
He's not suicidal until later in the game

fapping to Ciri is better than playing the game

>>148244617
He will never show up himself or get dudes to show up because he's not a fighter and Kaer Morhen is too far away for him to be able to send anyone
He may give you some goodies if you helped him with his treasure, though

>>148244617
That part was really retarded

Let's defend against a whole fucking army as 12 people!

>>148244448
So charming, you're the best, Triss.

>>148244802
fapping to Bonhart torturing Ciri and beheading her friends in front of her is better than playing the game

ftfy

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>>148245994
fapping to Ciri fapping to papa is better than fapping to the game

ftfy

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wait what i can get letho to kaer morhen for the fight?

since when?

i got the achievement as i did the brother in arms quests that i have recruited all 12 people

im already at the isle of mists following that firefly, what should i do? should i go back get him?

>>148244956
Those 12 people are part of the twenty good men Ramsay Bolton squad from Game of Thrones though.

>>148246885
Taking him or not changes nothing, he has like 3 or 4 lines there and doesn't change anything in story

>>148243848
Well sort of. It'll be higher level if you obtain it at a higher level. Other than that it's damage will keep increasing over time as you kill stuff, so it'll eventually surpass anything you could possibly get.

Not to mention the way it doubles its damage and goes to 100% crit chance. It's the best sword in the game hands down.

>>148246885
Reload a previous save before Isle of Mists, there is a village in Velen, help an old lady, then you will find the bro.

>>148247328
is it worth sacrificing witcher gear bonus for Aerondight?

>>148247305
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uk55noD37k
His lines are GOAT through

>>148247367
is it a problem that im on the isle of mists quests or no

>>148247238
But I thought that was one guy, Ser Twenty of House Goodmen?

>>148247549
Yeah, there was a fucking notice for you before you went inside the fog, certain questlines would be closed off after you go to it, Letho's quest is one of them.

>>148247438
Yep. It's unfortunate but the sword is irreplaceable.

>>148247554
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen has twenty forms, and can make twenty forms of himself, that is how he never gets caught, because the copies disappear at will.

>>148247524
>Roche is still pissed at Letho but he'd let Emhyr finish on his face any day
Ahh Roche

That new Skellige deck is pretty cool. Shame we only get to use it for the tournament, then there's no more gwent to do before the game is done and of course they don't carry over to NG+.

>>148247687
didnt get anything popping up as 'failed'

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god fucking damnit

letho is gone right?

>>148248296
yes

>>148248296
You either run into him there instead of monsters, or you run into monsters there, which means he was killed off in Witcher 2.

>>148248001
Because you did not initiate it in the first place.

>>148248001
It has to be in your quest log to begin with in order for it to pop up as failed.

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Geralt usually hates getting teleported, but Triss' teleports are different.

>>148249340
>>148249338
can i even get him without playing witcher 2?

>>148250262
Yes you have to do the dialogue at the start of the game where you tell voorhis you left him alive.

>>148250262
yes, tell Vorrhis you let him live
or just don't be a faggot and play 2

>>148247687
Mother fucker, I forgot too. I had a marker to go back there fug

>>148250321
>>148250360
i fucked it up

god damnit i didnt want to fuck up a single quest in this playthrough
im so sad

What level should I do hearts of Stone? I'm past the Battle of Kaer Morhen, should I start now?

>>148250989
30+

>>148250989
Wondering the same, Im in Final Preparations after killing Imlerith. Worrying Ill lose a few precious levels if I dont do the main story first since you get insane exp during the final battle.

>>148251414
Yeah, exactly where I am

>>148250989
>>148251414
Are you two retarded? It has a recommended level right in the description.

>>148250180
He says the same thing about Yen

yen takes the breakup pretty hard

>>148253335
kys

>>148253124
No, this is one of the lines he uses when he reaches the end of the world, regardless of the romance choice.

>>148253036
Hey asshole, I'm asking for story reasons if I should finish the main story first or not. I can see the recommend level

>>148253036
I know. But I dont wanna miss out on levels.

>>148253601
I know but he says same thing about Yen and how he could use her portals

>>148253601
Ive heard him say Yen on my playthrough

>>148253740
Hmm, never saw it on my Yen playthrough, but I'll take your word for it.

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>>148253460
she kisses me when ciri gets back then i tell her to fuck off when triss arrives haahahaha

how pathetic can one woman be

>>148253963
I actually once tested what lines he says

I know, autism

>>148254051
Are you literally retarded? Read the books faggot

>>148254075
It's actually cool they made a version for both of them, such a minor detail and yet they bothered.

>>148254051
>how pathetic can one woman be
>triss

Why are ghouls five level under me raping me?

>>148254538
Are you wearing a short skirt?

>>148254538
You should read Ghouls and Alghouls again, Ciri

How many levels will Hearts of Stone give me if I get exp from all the quests?

>>148254831

3 maybe 4

>>148254051
I don't mind the kiss, it was an emotional moment for her, besides I love seeing jelly Triss. I didn't much appreciate when she later interrupted Geralt and Triss with that "Ahem", but still no big deal. Yen is cool.

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What if Ciri trips on her gown in front of her subjects?

>>148254909
kys faggot

>>148255128
get a life

>>148255149
A kiss to you too.

>>148255128
That's silly, an Empress like Cirilla would never do such a thing!

>>148255128
Emhyr would catch her and/or publicly execute anyone who dares laugh at her.

>>148255149
I want to kys yens vag

> Just finished Baptism of fire


Welp, it was actually good, interesting saga so far.
How long til Ciri and Bonhart meet?
Milva a badass
Cahir a pseudo bro, hope he survives the battle...
No more Zoltan?

I want to drink a mixture of Ciri's vaginal fluid and Yennefer's anal sweat.

>>148255816
Ciri and Bonhart meet in the beginning of Tower of Swallows

>>148255816

1. Ciri and Bonhart meet in the next book.

2. No more Zoltan until Lady of The Lake.

>>148255128
that dress is so pretty

http://poal.me/8crtjn
http://poal.me/8crtjn
http://poal.me/8crtjn

GET IN

>>148257159
>>148257161

I see. Thanks.
Shame about Zoltan, I expected to see more of him.

Also fuck, sorceresess are terrible. Most of them. They are a bunch of snakes. They make Yen look like an inocent girl

>>148257324
Want to try it, anon?

>>148257516
fuck off spammer

>>148257516
>someone's cheating
>yeah triss is
BTFO

>>148257143
Thats what Superior Swallow is.

>>148257143
Can you share some?

What does Yennefer smell like?

>>148259854
____________

>>148259854
My cum

>>148259854
Blood and wine

>>148259854
Stale memes

>>148260268
Geralt? :3

>>148260496
nah all the peasant boys you raped

Poor Radovid.

He was so scared when he saw her.
Also, I'm a little upset that I had to put Dijkstra down. I liked our odd friendship

>>148260496
No its Priscilla

>>148250262
Only if you choose to simulate an import and take the choice saying you let him live.

Default has him dead.

>>148250989
At least level 30.

I start it at 34 since I like having my mastercrafted armor for the cutscenes and shit. Autism.

>>148253659
Get the mod that makes you always get full xp for the quest even if it's grey.

I justify it by using enemy scaling. Otherwise it feels like cheating.

>>148261163
Being fly af isn't autism my friend.

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best girl

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>>148261854
I think Dan the lion is a pretty cool guy. Eh gets all the girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>148261854
She's alright, although I get the impression she's horribly boring in the sack.

>>148261854
Her accent. at least on the English version, kills it for me.

>>148262371
Isn't she Tom Hiddleston's sister?

>>148262492
Hell if I know. It's some kind of English accent and I just can't stand English accents.

>>148262563
?

Then you must of had a hard time with this game or fantasy in general. ur dumb

how old was Ciri when she was kidnapped by Cahir in Cintra?

I'm getting confused here, Crach an Craite says she was 14, almost 15 when she started fancying Hjalmar in Skellige, but I always though she was kidnapped at around 11 years of age.

>>148262815
>Tom Hiddleston
Nope, the English are just untakeable and disgusting.

>>148262492
yeah, Emma Hiddleston

>>148262975
I find Bongs disgusting as well. It's just a dumb thing to gripe about, like water being wet

>>148263272
Her particular accent is especially grating though.

>>148262371

>english version

I'm going to laugh at Yennefer

>>148263964

I play English because the original Witcher 1 German voices were positively horrifying.

>>148264474
dayly remainder that any nonpolish dubbing is not canon

Just bought Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine.

What am I in for?

>>148264939
Fun and spooks and then sidequests

>>148264939

Blood, Wine and Mirrors

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>>148265879
W-who is this?

>>148265972
The Duchess, of course

>>148265972
A lying manipulator

>>148266347
Triss?

>>148266186
There is something off about her I swear, that smile, those eyes...
She doesn't feel right somehow.

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Best ending, nothing like two loving sisters tickling each other.

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>>148266507
Intimate physical moments are great ways to end problems, I agree

>>148266507
best ending

>>148266630
worst ending

>>148266419
TRISSFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

wtf is up with the immortal cannibals?

Been trying some workarounds but the old ones aren't working.

What does Yennefer's socks taste like?

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>>148266507
mah nigga

>>148267490
Alright so, running away and saving and reloading didn't work. Running away and meditating didn't work. Running away and saving/reloading and meditating didn't work.

Running away, fast travelling to Skellige then fast traveling back did work.

How annoying. hopefully they don't stup patching the game now that B&W is out.

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>>148268437
>hopefully they don't stup patching the game now that B&W is out.

>>148267508
2 day old Dettlaff smell

I'm trying to complete the map on my first playthrough but the placement of monsters seems so random. I just encountered an Archgriffon level ??? but I managed to grab the hidden treasure note it was containing. Turns out it's a level 48 quest. You never actually level that high do you? Seems bullshit to me.

>>148270250
You can with the Dlcs.
Anyway, is like a challenge, I killed at level 30 with a few decoctions.
Wish all fights were like that

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hey guys, does anybody know what the original song is here? I know percival's songs are all remixes of folk songs, so I'd like to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhr6LTgTQok

>>148271357
I was 23 when I killed it myself, but the archgriffin decoction was broken back then.

How the fuck do I beat the toad on NG+/DM??

>>148272893
Igni

>>148273038
I always just whittle it down since igni never seems to do anything even after learning the "gimmick".

I am kind of mad at how little my choices matter in witcher 3
I mean, Iorveth isnt even in 3. I spent all of 2 helping him out, save the dragon girl, and neither of them are in 3????
bullshit

Dettlaff is the old man from Home Alone

>>148275191
> helping the terrorists

Folstest did nothing wrong

>yens lips will never we wrapped around your weiner

:(

I'm just at bovigrad and hoky shit this game is good I hven't been addicted to a game like this in years witcher 3 is deinitely the best medieval themed game I have played t bh.
The part with the crones was so fucking unnerving.
Also what would happen if you let the tree's heart live?

>>148276303
Ciri would eventually die, killed by the Crones later on.

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>>148276303
both options are awful in some way, but not in the way

>>148277246
said.

Jesus fuck I can smell Triss' vagina from here

Doesnt she wash herself? Smells like the Novigrad fish market was moved direcrly inside my nose.

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worth 20€?

>>148275191
Yeah I hate it too. They made it such a large part of the second game, but they had an entire game, and two large expansions and not so much as a cameo. For Saskia at best was a brief reference in a single sentence. Both essentially got nothing more than a Gwent card.

Whereas Roche gets woven into the main story.

>>148277907
Muh dick...

>>148264939
What all expansions should be, but rarely are.

>>148278608
Overpriced shit?

>>148276303
Fucked up version of Black Beauty and an entire village dies

>>148278969
Also the meeting with Anna is a lot more dark.

Is my game broken or something? since when was it not possible to parry Olgierd?

>>148278346
Ive sucked dick for less

What is the best wine to go with Ciri's placenta?

>>148281820
Fiorano.

>>148281820
Est Est of course

>>148282115
>>148283145
>not Sangreal

Level 5 combat skills actually worth shit? Sunder Armor and Deadly Precision seem somewhat useful but the rest is really horrible. Any advice?

I have 74k can anybody beat that?

>>148249340
I let him live in W2 and he didn't show in W3.

Best place to sell glyphs?
I don't use them since magic is for fags

>>148285802
So why dont you use them

>>148285938
Do you not know a good place to sell glyphs?
I just spam square and hit shit with swords until the "battle" is over so I can move on to the next cutscene movie.

>>148285170
Then either you got a bug, or you forgot to import your save.

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this Lady of the Lake fan translation is kind of annoying to read. Every other line of dialog has some type of spelling error.

>>148289320
What kind of cat is that

Man master mirror is a dick. Glad I managed to find the answer at the last second.

>>148291137
You don't put a giant lit-up house on the horizon for the hell of it, that's bad design.

Philippa is a smelly old owl!

>>148289320
Yeah I had to re-read a lot of sentences because of it, bit annoying. Wasn't always spelling either, grammar was off quite a lot as well.

>>148291137
What do you mean? He's a pretty chill dude. Gave me an awesome saddle. for Roach.

Are there duplicates of manuscripts/diagrams/etc in this game? If a certain merchant has a manuscript I want, do I have to buy it from them, or does it have a chance to show up elsewhere?

>>148295183
Potentially

All this time I thought during the Dragon quest you had to herd the sheep to the forktails tower.

Just tried using Axii on it and whatya know? it works! don't even have to herd it, just Axii and it'll follow you there.

Turns out works in a lot of things. Chasing that bugger down in that quest with Yen at Crippled Kates? Axii no problem. Chasing the Unicorn? Axii, damn that signs got more uses than I thought.

>no dragons in W3
>not even what's her face's father
Fuck that

>>148301197
dragons are complex to make, if you want to do them justice.

If you half ass it you just get Skyrim dragons instead of Dragon's Dogma dragons.

>>148278346
I think it's worth that. Though I'm not the one paying

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>>148264926
thank you friend

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Ciri's fetish for black horses unnerves me

>>148291785
Do not bully Philippa

>>148301531
Borch making a comeback would have been a cool DLC premise, could have involved Saskia too.

I want to marry my daughter and make prophecy with her

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>Emhyr kept the portrait of fake Ciri with him
>he brought it to Vizima
>he referenced it when talking about real Ciri

why the fuck

>>148308891
The portrait is of real Ciri. Fake Ciri doesn't exist in TW3

>>148308891
why is anime dracula eating a burg?

>>148309434
but when did Emhyr get a portrait of real Ciri?

He ordered a portrait of fake Ciri in the books.

>>148309508
Got it from Cintra maybe. There are a lot of plot holes, missing details and whitewashing around Emhyr/Nilfgaard in TW3 so best not to think about it too much

With how Aerondight scales is there any reason not to just go get it as soon as you can?

>>148311939
Aerondight is so fucking OP

alright so technically to not miss any quest, you'd literally have to do every single side quest that is available to you before going on with the main quest because you cannot know what will disappear

cool concept, i really like it :)))

>>148312883
There's not too many really, mostly just main character related ones, like dandelions questline or the kings gambit shit.

white orgasm herbalist is literally the best woman in the game

>>148313150
She's a complete butterface just like almost every woman in the game.

>>148313209
she the best

the cutest

the smartest

the purest

i want to hug her

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>>148313209
Yeah, every woman except for Ciri

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i kinda like you guys

besides the shitty waifu talk this is quite a decent general compared to other video games generals

>>148313686
kys

>>148313373
Nah there's a few, Ciri isn't one of them though with that giant ugly scar on her face.

Kurisu, now that was a damn fine looking lass.

This fucking Ofeiri gear, especially the saber, looks so fucking good especially with the professors glasses. Idk if I ever want to replace it.

>>148313686
it used to be better and deader before witcher 3 awakened the waifufags

>>148313847
rude

>>148314550
Anon discovered the latest hot YouTube meme and can't help himself

So apparently if you let the time run out when O'Dimm confronts Olgierd, it just defaults to saving him.

Ah well, time to reload.

>>148315716
Have you tried letting it run out more than once? It might just pick at random

>>148315785
No, but what the hell I'll do it a few more times and see.

>>148315785
Well I did it 3 more times, so 4 times total. In the final one it defaulted to letting him get taken.

Difference with the third, or rather 4th try though was I had do not interfere highlight, whereas the interrupt one was highlighted the other 3 times.

So I guess that's it, just goes with whichever you have highlighted.

> Swallow's tower

>240 pages
>11 chapters

Didn't you guys said it was ~400 pages?

Also, Ciri's scar should look worse in game, right?
Or is it because Avallac'h magic juice?

>>148316364
CDPR only read summaries of the books

>>148316364
At the start of the game both Yen and Geralt mention her scar healing beautifully, but I don't think they mention the reason

>>148316412
She says Avallac'h is giving her a potion or lotion or whatever.

I'm a bit concerned about the pages...
Bonhart is already humillating Ciri, don't want to miss anything

>>148316653
All the books are roughly 200 pages, you're not missing half of the book

>>148316653
Bonhart continues that for a while, don't worry ;_;

does anyone have a link to pirate the baptism of fire and tower of swallows audiobooks

>>148299353
axii is the best sign

>>148318182
Don't know if I'd call all the way until the last 3 pages only "a while"

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Whelp, finally finished the vanilla game and got the bad ending.. Do I immediately start new game + (thus saving B&W for later) to amend my mistakes, or finish blood and wine now?

>>148318231
yes

What is this shit? the Hermits demanding I prove my chivalry to get Aerondight? I thought I just get a free pass for having had it in the previous games...

>>148318324
Do you want enemies to get a flat +30 level increase or do you want to see more new stuff even though Geralt died in your ending?

>>148318324
what i did was just the main stories of the dlc, and then ng+ for a "complete" run

>>148318324
What choices did you make?

>>148318413
>even though Geralt died in your ending?

This is another reason why i'm leaning towards starting ng+ right away, for "immersion" , does the B&W campaign make any mention of the vanilla story and what happened afterwards?

>>148318656
Ones that determined he's a controlling little shit that treats Ciri like a child.

>>148318708
Geralt mentions once when talking with Regis that he found Ciri and beat the Wild Hunt
There's also a noticeboard that reveals that B&W takes place a few years after the base game

>>148318656
Not enough "strong independent woman" dialogue choices

>>148318784
>>>/v/

>>148318776
Quite a few years apparently. I just heard a servant tell me to try some Fiorano of the 1290 vintage.

I want to rape Ciri with my micropenis

>>148306495
If there was a choice between either having based boy Regis or Borch, I would choose Regis everytime.

>>148320273
Woah woah, it's only three years, blood and wine is in 1275, that line must have been a fuck up.

Blue or black chainmail pauldrons?

>>148320940
Nope, it's apparently at least 1290 now. Not sure why Ana Henrietta looks so good though. Should be a raisin by now. Maybe she's secretly a vampire as well?

>>148321238
In the tournament of Beauclair, there are notes that clearly state this is the Tournament of Beauclair 1275, I also remember other notes throughout the world that it is 1275 as well.

Unless the Nilfgaardians have a different calendar than the Nordlings, it can't be 1290 at all, because of the waifus baggage that arrive at the vineyard later, and Ciri is not an old hag yet (and not an empress yet if you went for that path).

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>>148321798
It still must be a fuck up, there are overwhelming other evidence that state this is 1275 instead.

>>148321932
Either way pretty nice find.

BnW actually takes place in 1490. Ciri, Dandelion and their other human friends have died by now. Yennefer being the sinister necromancer that she is used powerful spells to bring back their corpses, which she sustains by draining the life force of other people. The walking corpses have gotten mentally stuck in a certain place in their life, hence why Ciri doesn't think she's an empress yet and Dandelion thinks Priscilla was just attacked. Anna Henrietta is not the one we know from the books, but the reincarnation of the original. That's why she knows about Geralt and thinks she's in love with Dandelion -- all the memories obviously didn't carry over properly.

The time skip also explains how Regis regenerated from his injuries at Stygga (it took him over 50 years to regenerate from decapitation, so regenerating from a puddle would certainly take much longer). Yennefer being the old hag that she is is nearing the end of her life now. Geralt's eyes are on the youthful lovely Triss whom he could never truly forget about. The mages have found a cure for sorceresses' and witchers' infertility so Geralt and Triss can finally have many pink-haired offspring now.

Is it okay to start a third playthrough of the third game without going through 1 and 2 again first?

>>148322734
probably

>>148322734

No, you have to start from the books first. You have to read them all, in order, then play 1 2 and 3.

That's the only way to start a new playthrough.

>>148323487
But I just finished Tower of the Swallow
Do I have to go all the way back to Last Wish?

>>148323702
Yes.

>>148323702
Yes but first kys

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>>148324551

Your Marcin sucks dwarf cock

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>>148324781
Hello Andrew

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aside from elven rebel and long hair with ponytail, which hir looks awesome with grandmaster ursine armor?

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>>148324904
Andrzej Sapkowski is a very intelligent and funny man. I would hang out with him.

im having such a terrible day
work is abysmal

how do you people deal with this?

>>148325483
I am a neet

>>148325483
Same as >>148325617

>>148325483
by being a neet

>>148325017
>I would hang out with him.
me too tbqh

>>148325483
I'm a neet to btw

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>>148325617
>>148325646
>>148325720
>>148326027

>>148326105
Spending the middle of your day on an anime imageboard is pretty degenerate in and of itself, champ

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>>148326146
>middle of your day
i work 430 pm -1. Relaxing by playing Witcher 3 and lurking here after a good days work.

>>148322237
Go away, Smiki

>>148326209
So you hang out regularly in gay bars but claim to not be gay is what you're practically saying

>>148326027
>>148325720
>>148325646
>>148325617
thanks guys
helped a lot

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>>148326329
No. I'm saying I am here as part of my occasional hobby, not being a drain on society. Get a job.

>>148325483
Drinking.
And reading the witcher books when I can.
Stupid Bonhart is making me feel funny...
And i-is not even my fetish!

>>148326449
np senpai

always here to help you if you need

>>148326476
The time you spend here could be used on something more productive ergo, you are allowing yourself to degenerate by being here
Get a life

>>148325483
Coffee and realising you can leave eventually.

>>148326565
I guess it's your fetish now!

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>>148326575
>Get a life
Said the filthy neet who will still be here while I earn a living.

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>>148326670
Showered this morning just like any other, bro
Also have enough excess money to get by during this period of NEETdom

>>148326649
>I guess it's your fetish now
I was kidding, anon.
It actually is. I'm what some call a "brat".
But is like Sapkowski-san wrote the books with a huge erection.

>>148326963
Andrew is a businessman so he probably didn't feel anything when writing

>>148327176
Is he a witcher?

>>148327306
No, a businessman

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so is she orianna?

>>148327397
If you want

>>148327397
Geralt did say he'd be back for her.

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>>148326449
Thats... actually more than I thought there would be.

>>148327849
well that cute gif made it better so i guess its something

>>148326963
I had to google now how "brat" relates to any sort of fetish.
Learn something new every day.

I'm like out of coin at high levels cause the Witcher gear crafting. How the heck can I get some coin? I have the DLC's coming up and I know I'll want to buy shit

>>148325483
Prescription pill abuse

>>148327176
>Geralt is his self insert
>no emotions
Makes sense

Swallow doesn't show up in my potions, I can't make it.

Best theme n/a


Makes me wish for more of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDxuyiAqZFQ

>>148329979
you can sell alchemy and crafting mats you don't need for quite a high price. also loot the smuggler caches on skellige and sell that shit

So is Mirror Man a demon/god/djinn/devil or what the fuck?

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>>148331834
Gaunter O'Dimm
GO'D

>>148331834
he is a simple merchant who sells mirrors

>>148331834
Mirror Man is based

Best character in the series

>>148332945
Triss is the best character in the series

Mirror man is somewhere in the top 20

>>148333074
I agree, although I would put Gaunter in top 10.

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>>148333074
Am I the only one who likes Triss because she is a horrible and manipulative bitch? You can still like a character and find them interesting even if you don't agree with what they do.

>>148334486
No, I also like her flaws and mistakes, without them she wouldn't be so interesting and they make her a believable character. Nothing is black and white in the Witcher and Triss is my gray darling.

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>>148333074
>Triss is the best character in the series

reminder that triss is absolute shit

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>>148334937
In terms of writing I'd agree. She's a selfish little girl who nobody takes seriously and will do anything to get what she wants, but eventually she comes to the realization that her romance with Geralt is futile and goes on to lead a mage rebellion and do something for somebody other than herself.

It's a nice character arc and I hope she is happy in Kovir.

>>148335215
The only thing that's shit is your taste in women.

>>148335334
>taste
>triss
heh

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she cant help but adore geralt

>>148335705
fuck off with your shit waifu

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I think the big problem with a lot of Trissfags is that they want her and Geralt in a relationship.

Triss and Geralt is a horrible and toxic pairing and you should be ashamed for wanting them to live happily ever after with each other.

>>148335771
I don't care, in my game they live happily ever after in Kovir.

>>148335902
>she won't even retire with you to the vineyard
what a bitch

>>148336046
I don't even want Geralt to retire to the vineyard, I can't help but agree with Triss, it's perfect for romantic gateways, but living there full time...no thank you.

>>148335902
She raped him multiple times. Like I'm sure Triss loves him and wanted him away from what she perceived as a bad relationship with Yen, but like she still rapes him.

Don't force a dude to live happily with a rapist.

>>148336164
You have extremely shit taste then. Kys faggot

so much for Hearts of Stone. That fucking toad on even Just the Story

>>148336343
Igni

>>148336175
I don't really mind, as far as my Geralt is concerned all is forgiven, he likes getting raped by Triss.

>>148336459
>ban evading

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>Book Depository:
>Your order is on its way

thanks anons for suggesting me this website

hope ill get them soon and can start on the books

>>148336343
trap it with the yrden

Am I the only one who is really disappointed about the lack of elves in W3? Take Ciri - everything about her, actually, comes down to her elven heritage. It is the legacy of this mythical era (for humans) that should be touched down upon in-depth lore-wise.

But nada, nothing, not anything at all. Instead we get our own vampire epic... (like there are not enough of those already).

>>148336519
I'm not banned anymore, so fuck off.

As for the Aen Seidhe - they're just standing around like stumps.

>>148309508
Ciri did live with her parents in the beginning you know

>>148334486
She's never been my favorite but I preferred her character in TW2 for the reasons you listed. Telling her you know about her lies at the end of TW2 and her snapping at Geralt was quite a moment. Her dejected freedom fighter persona of TW3 on the other hand was like a more depressive version of Anders from DA2 whom I hated, so I wasn't really a fan of that. All the post-TW3 waifu shit also didn't help.

>>148336175
Not only that, but her idea of getting Geralt away from a "bad relationship" was to drag him into a political lifestyle which she knows he hates above all. She's not willing to sacrifice anything for him, her idea of love is selfish self-gratification at the cost of anything. I don't see that kind of love lasting for very long before Geralt gets bored and fucks off.

>>148336685
Fuck off spammer and take your shitty waifu with you

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Look man, Triss is a beautiful sorceress with a high position in the court of the most wealthy Kingdom in the world. I am sure Triss would have no problem finding a nice young man in Kovir who loves her, and in return she wouldn't have to do things like rape him or take advantage of his memory loss.

If you want what is best for Triss, which is a happy and healthy relationship where somebody can love her for who she is without her manipulating them, you gotta accept Yen as the canon.

Isle of Mists isn't the end of the game, correct?

>>148337082
It's 2/3 through the main story

>>148336634
>>148336376
Got him

Motherfucker was tougher than the Orphan of Kos, Goddamn

>>148337074
I like how it played out in my game better, Geralt found true love with Triss and retired spending his days between Kovir and Toussaint, doing an occasional contract and enjoying Triss.

>>148337082
Isle of Mists is the cancer of the game

I wanted to kill every one of those dwarfs. And that fucking door, why can't Geralt open it with aard or simply muscle power? I fucking hated that part of the game

>>148337290
which build are you using?

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>>148337005
I liked the dejected freedom fighter thing because it is the first time she is doing something selfless. She isn't doing this to bone Geralt, or to get in good with the lodge, she actually for once has a cause greater than herself which she believes in which is something a character like Triss needs in order to actually develop as a person.

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>>148337290
Remember to threaten with your wrath when you can if you want another good fight

>a night to remember happens after blood and wine
>geralt stayed in toussaint
>yen is canon

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>>148337505
>yen is canon

When was Yen ever not canon? Assblasted shipperfags need to get overthemselves and accept reality.

Is NG+ worth it?

>>148337634
If a flat level increase to enemies and loot is your thing, sure

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>>148337313
>Triss

>>148337005
Speaking of people getting bored and fucking off, how long do you think Keira and Lambert lasted?

>>148337614
This tbqh

>>148337453
Triss has always been an idealist, even with the Lodge she believed she is doing the greater good. Her ideals were unfortunately misplaced and her weakness led to her falling under Philippa's influence.

The games gave her a chance stand up to the Lodge, take Geralt's side and in TW3 she is fighting for her own ideals for the first time, instead of blindly following others. It's a nice arc.

>>148327397
of course you moron

>>148331448
I'd have liked more of her anyway.
Philippa is the best.

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>>148338124
Owlfu is God Tier and gives no fucks.

Triss will always be the only canon in my game and no one can ever change that.

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>>148338451
Canon for Lambert's 12 inch dick maybe.

>>148331448
Big Boy Imlerith's is more badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnvWSU2GM9c

No, just Geralt's never ending love.

>>148338583
Go away, spammer

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>>148337752
I'm positive they'll remain friends with benefits for quite a while.

>>148338124
True that. I wouldn't have minded if they scrapped the Triss shit from W3 and replaced it with some longer plot involving Philippa.

>>148338170
I miss the drawfag.

In a way, I appreciate Triss' flaws. Her insecurity, misplaced idealism and unfortunate obsession with Geralt make her a believable character and make me feel sympathetic for her. I felt sorry for her after reading the books, seeing how desperate she was for Geralt. Her internal monologues at KM, desperate attempts to kiss him while he helps her recover, the way Yen scolds her at Thanedd, her jealousy while Fringilla tells the Lodge about her relationship with Geralt all made me feel bad for her. I like finally giving her a chance in the games.

And it's not like she didn't do some good for Geralt in the books, she tried her best to help Ciri in BoE (and in some ways she did) and even proposed him to seek Yen's help when she realized a more powerful sorceress is needed. Without her dragging Geralt half dead and begging Tissaia to teleport him, he would have died on Thanedd. She grows as a person and in the end overcomes her fears and helps Yen in Rivia. Condwiramurs even refers to her as venerable Triss and praises her courage, showing she has changed from that moment on, imo it was defining for her character.

I do think she genuinely cares for Geralt and that she is a good, although flawed person regardless of the morally questionable things she did, in both the books and games. Her actions are often wrong, but I never found her motivations to be malicious or evil, she is just misguided by her ideals or selfish desire for Geralt’s love in the case of his amnesia abuse.
I like her character arc in the games, where she slowly abandons the Lodge, takes Geralt’s side and tries to find her place in the world, guided by her own ideals rather than blindly following others. I see it as a continued character growth.

I quite enjoy the way Geralt interacts with her in TW2 and TW3, the dynamic of their relationship and how they treat each other. I also like her cheerful personality and sense of humor.

Master Mirror cutscene, this is gonna be something else. Wish me luck lads I gotta get before I done get spoiled

>>148337390
Alchemy dice 'em up I know that's why it was so tough.

>>148338934
Stop self inserting. Geralt only loves Yen

Reminder to ignore the spammer

>>148339317
Are you starting HoS now? That's a great fucking expansion, don't alt tab and comment here, just get immersed in it and finish it

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>>148339384
Not my Geralt, he used to love Yen, but now his heart belongs to Triss.

>>148339489
Aye, that's what I'm doing. Been so long since I played a proper expansion. I'll be back in like two days, I like taking absurd amouts of time with these things

>>148339617
>my geralt
kys

>>148339976
Yes, my Geralt. The one CDPR though was possible based on their own interpretation of TW universe. Praise Marcin.