Lulu is The Best and Cutest Yordle in League
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If You Go IN (You) May Kill Her Edition
>Very Useful Links
Eyosongive.us
Counterplay.xyz
Lolnexus.com
Champion.gg
OP.gg
Triumph.gg
Legends.gg
Lolalytics.com
>6.13 Patch Notes
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-613-notes
>Ryze Update
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
>Champion and Skin Sales
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-0708-0711-0
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This Week is Summer Games Done Quick, get in and have some Fun !
>>148090229
Don't forget to include http://lolgboosting.xyz/ in the op next time!
>>148090229
that is the most terrifying thing I've seen since the tiger on kinectimals
Best grill.
xth for Urgot's Q procing on-hit effects
Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.
Xth for Vayne pegging Vlad and making him say he's an impure corrupt disgusting whore as she forces him to come all over himself.
>only like playing support anymore
>friends barely log on anymore
My goodness these people literally do not know how to shut up in chat.
The only thing chat is good for now is for typing in enemy summoner timers and your own ult/summoner timers.
NEVER EVER
WHERE IS THE REWORK RIOTMordekaiser's ultimate has the potential to be the most interesting skill in the game and it's just a fuck off strong DoT and the ghost dies in 2 seconds.
Draaaaaaven! (Is the best!)xth for -2 lp thanks to the weather
>>148090229
>>148090547
I WANT YOUR SOUL
>>148090229
>SGDQ
>>148090513
nice try reddit
:^)
I love Lissandra!
She's a pure and plush QT who lactates ice cream!
Ashe a shit
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>148090984
vg vs vg WHERE
>>148090229
The Discord link expired on eyoson
Will Watsu renew it?
Yordles are for _________.
What´s worse?
Having a Vayne main or a Yasuo main in your team?
yawn
armaa?
>got plat 2 ~6 months ago, decide to start playing again
>first game, botlane has 8 deaths 5 minutes in, then they go afk
>second game our jg gets invaded, then leaves the game
>third game our support and adc didn't trade, and they get dumpstered
>fourth game ekko gets caught before every teamfight and even though i'm 6-2 I can't carry 4v5s
>fifth game we have lulu jungle and soraka top
i just uninstalled, ask me anything.
>>148091095
its dead
when i refreshed the lobby timers people left and stayed gone because they r fucking retarded idiots
if there is 5> min left on the timer the host always restarts and someone will dodge and rejoin to reset the lobby timer
1130 est on a sunday gl kid
>>148090994
Don't you mean:I want a Lulu VU.
>>148091127
Warm cuddlesand breeding
>>148091221
Vayne because Yasuo can get lucky
>>148090984
I WANT YOUR SOUL LISSANDRAFAG
>>148091257
bukkage imgur link of your hard cock please thanks
>>148091127
Marrying and having lots of babies and providing for them all!
>>148091221
I had a match with both.the worst thing ever
>>148091127ass fucking
>>148090838
Mordekaiser will never get reworked because unlike Ryze, Mordekaiser is 100% garbage and they can just put him in the garbage instead of having to deal with him being broken. He's not worth the work since no one plays him.
>>148091257
pleaaase?
i'll invite my whole friends list
>>148091257
y r u people so fukinf worthless y cant u niggers fill these up like back when zeph was hosting? i have a hard time believing that someone in the autistic inner circle cant fill these things up in a flash
>>148091253
I feel this, though at a lower elo. Division 5 of any Elo tends to be an autistic shitfest, and since I got into Gold 5 a few months ago, it's been a clusterfuck of retards, AFK's, trolls, and boosted animals. It's literally a tossup who wins, though I'm not particularly into the concept of elo hell, this place is just a hellhole.
I get hard camped almost every game so I can't even test to see if I can carry these idiots.
>>148091127
Breeding by a human male.
Best girl
Best wife
Best carry
is twitch JG a thing now ?
2 games in a row, did they change something in the rat ?
>>148090994
I want to go swimming in VoHiYo .
>watsu doesn't even browse /lolg/ anymore
>still knows more about imageboard etiquette than the current morons creating threads
sasuga /lolg/
>>148091536
shit girl shit wife never played shit carry fuck you fuck quinn
>>148090838
>>148091404
Hey Mordebros can I get some proof about this Mordekaiser and Jhin interaction?
>>148091284
>>148091580
In.
>>148091497
bushiiter isn't inner circle he's just part of the 2014 poser clowns like welding and japan that took over after everyone else quit this shitty game
>this new blade morg splash
Wew lads
>>148091580
you mean WITH right???
>>148091597
He's not wrong
It's not hard to be a good poster in the sea of shit that is lolg, though. This game is normie central so we end up attracting the worst kinds of posters
>>148091536
While I admit Quinn is a good toplaner and she's QT you are sadly wrong.
Lissandra is best girl and best wife.
>>148091967
>nomie central
>lolgen is filled with a bunch of fetishistic NEETs posting about how much they want to fuck Twitch and Trundle
nah m8 that's no excuse.
>>148091597So, the only thing you need is to make the last thread hit 750, and then the tracker is not gonna break, right ?
>>148092153
Ok, maybe normie wasn't the best word, but you can clearly see that the people that post here usually only browse /lolg/, maybe another general and /v/
They didn't "simmer" in the imageboard culture of lurking, learning how things work and then going ahead and posting, that's why we get the worst of the worst here, imbeciles that "fight autism with autism", etc
>>148091967
He never said it was
We just have the worst posters out of any general on /vg/ and I doubt we can make improvements since no one likes to follow status quo
>>148092364
>We just have the worst posters out of any general on /vg/
I take it you haven't seen /owg/. Or /wowg/. Or /tesg/.
>>148092338
the reddit tracker is literally shit because we have a catalog and search function built into this site
>>148091639
Im sure they'd say a passing hello to each other, but I don't think they would interact that much outside of the league.
>>148091757
>SJW Company
>>148092364
We have the worst posters because contrarian shitheels like >>148092459 will go out of their way to break it
>>148092338
As long as you label the new thread correctly yeah. Put /lolg/ in the name and you'll be good.
>>148092459
The new thread link is faster, there's no reason not to use it.
>>148092109
wow that image is really ugly
>>148092486
No someone on Lolg said that if Mordekaiser kills Jhin when he's on his 4th bullet the Jhin ghost just continuously shoots 4th bullets all the time and without reloading while proccing Morde's rylai's and Liandry's. I haven't been able to find it though.
So I opened a chest today and I received a skin shard for zombie brand, but i already have a zombie brand skin shard so this makes my second one. I dont own brand and im not sure what do. any suggestions?
>>148092442
>/wowg/
Okay, you got me there, but people need to start following basic rules when posting here.
>>148092338
As far as I know, the tracker works by using 4chan's API to pull a thread out of the catalog containing the words "League of Legends General" in OP's subject, as long as that thread isn't past the bump limit. It also has something to do with the activity on the thread, so you don't get redirected to a thread that someone created but has no posts. I'm not exactly sure of how it works, you'll have to talk to Watsu to know
But yes, if the only threads that were in the catalog were a thread that was autosaging and a new one, the tracker would never break. But when the tracker has to guess between an active thread at 730 posts, an old one that was bumped by randoms and two new ones at 0 posts, it breaks
>>148091597
>watsu putting his faith on retarded waifufags to not be retarded
Poor guy
>decide to try out ardent/athene karma mid
>600+ hp shields for days
This shit is busted as fuck
>>148092627
A lot of people on /vg/ never followed the lurk before posting that was fairly common a while ago.
it really shows in the quality of posts and how people react to certain things.
>>148092878
The main issue really is that since this game has such a large community, no one really follows that rule anymore and come here to post whatever they feel like because they can
Not to say I haven't made the same mistake before in the past, but I stopped acting like a retard when posting.
>>148092838
>not going locket before ardent
wasted potential
>>148093049
>>148092878
Pretty much that
People also forget to do the basics of report and move one without replying
We wouldn't have that many shitposters if people did that. People could also ignore early threads by retards but that would take a bit of teamwork
anyone down for some duo in rank? imma gold, na player.
>clicking behind bards portal puts your through it
>have gotten killed twice now because of it
Holy FUCKING shit. Who thought this was a good idea?
A ONE WAY TUNNEL WITH NO WAY BACK, LETS MAKE IT HAVE MULTIPLE WAYS TO ENTER IT INSTEAD OF JUST WAY PARTICULAR WAY OF ONLY CLICKING ON IT.
WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
Quick questionWho's watsu?
>>148093157
Yeah, we can try to make an effort to work towards a common goal for the benefit of others if we stick to our guns when posting and call anyone else on their shit if they don't abide
That's all we need, to be honest.
>>148093361
>when you peel for your ADC as Bard by placing a portal right on top of the enemy champ and they involuntarily take it
>>148091497
Well, maybe because there were more players back then? In reality what happened back then was /v/ v /v/'s died off when we came here. We started /vg/ v /vg/'s up over here. But the old /v/ folks still came to shit up the lobbies.
Anyway eventually Zeph was the most common host and he just started nuking /v/tards out of our games. Without /v/tards like Pony ruining the games we had a huge pool of players. Zeph accumulated a big enough pool that he would fill it up via friendlist and only get the last remaining slots here. This was when we could have 2 sometimess 3 games running at the same time.
The faggot died or whatever then /a/ took over. /a/ was just a piece of shit though and would ban anyone in his team for feeding regardless of circumstances. Eventually with all the bans advertising came back here things went to shit /a/ left and one of the nu-inner circle fags went back inviting /v/ chat and it all went to hell.
Now you have Hmnnid but that white trash brings nothing like Zeph or /a/ so the games are still garbage.
- tl;dr /a/ and faggots like ImThem/Reese ruined /vg/ v /vg's and now no one has the balls to ban the asshats
>>148093369
And this is the prime example of people that post before lurking
>>148092624
desu fuck you cuz you get zom brand and I get shit like highland trynd and fucking hextech galio
>>148093369
lurk more
>>148091576
been a thing for awhile just not a lot of people play him
he's really good rn in general tho if uc an play him
damn, if this champ gets a slight lead his snowball is stupid good.
>>148093369
Elder fag, monkey man of many reales and protector of eyoson
>blitz keeps fucking hooking amumu into us
>he ults followed by MF
Fucking GODDAMN BLITZ
>>148093813
ill give u a blitz that will make you feel warm inside
>>148092579
I didn't know your name was image
thanks for sharing
>>148091221
Yasuo.
So long as Vayne doesn't feed so hard their bot lane can close out at 20 she'll scale hard and rape so long as you peel for her.
>>148093813
>Blitz hooks Illaoi/Darius/Morde etc
>is the singular reason we lost
>doesn't even realize this
>will not shut the fuck up about how he was the best player in the game because he didn't miss any hooks
>>148093489
That's actually another thing I forgot to bring up
Usually instead of telling people to "lurk moar" when asking about some general things pertaining to the general or the people in it, we just give them whatever they asked no matter what
Not to say that other generals don't do the same things as us, but yeah, people need to fucking lurk, or read before posting, it's not hard to understand who Watsu is if you actually read the god damn thread even if you're a newfag.
Have any of you been unable to type in game today and had your ping wheel really fucked up? Mine is skewed in every direction but the one I want and it's frustrating being unable to communicate.
>>148093813
>We have Blitz
>They have Amumu/Morgana/Kennen
>>148094018
>>148093480
no one cares about your stupid "elder fags" both of you can go swallow /a zeph and watsus semen you autistic shitlords
>>148093369
an sjw spic that attentionwhored here years ago
>Finally get a key to open chest
>Champion shard
>>148093480
who ruins games? theres no more pony or boykisser or any real annoying person who plays
pony wasn't even that bad unless you were a shitter and you got ticked off because he bad mouthed you, he would most of the time play to win. as for recent people the only one I could think of is imthem because he afk'd in like two games but really he plays to win the large majority
>>148094334
>>148094195
I'm not even talking about oldfags, mate, just trying to bring awareness to autists like (You) who fill the general with garbage posts that contribute nothing
>>148092502
Why do they keep everyone's boobs smaller? It's making me feel like I should get breast reduction surgery.
>>148094379
i hope the irony isnt lost on you
>>148094507
Same can be said for you, friend.
>>148094504
Anon, I don't think men should get BR surgery.
>>148094592
You should see his tits though. At least a DD.
>>148094379
>autists like (You) who fill the general with garbage posts that contribute nothing
And that would kill this shitty general
>>148094379
lmaoing @ ur post i just jumped inyo the chain
neck yourself
>>148094360
/vg/s were normie core he's saying zeph banned autists like pony who would go off for any reason even tho he was a pile of steaming shit
i guess zeph was the sjw this thread needed to have full /vgs which is ironic innofitself because zeph was stage 4 terminal cancer in the threads themselves
Xth for Katarina
best and cutest girl
:3c
>>148091336
what why what is wrong wtih you stop
>>148091412
:(
>>148091497
a few games ran today and 6-7 ran yesterday and the day before it fills just not this late
>>148091687
lol that is more funny than you will ever know 10/10
>>148093717
I don't know how you didn't get shit on, but kids in low Elo don't know how to play against anything.
If the people you faced were any decent, they would have shit on you for rushing Spirit Visage on Vladimir.
>>148094753
yeah well no one like pony joins anymore
the real problem is you get niggers trying to prove themselves instead of trying to have fun and the occasional muh feels person
>>148094795
acne covered pizza face 90 iq mongol whose mother wishes she could have a do over and abort him LEAVE
>>148094753
You're only proving my point as to why the posters here are crap.
>>148094946
ur gonna have to post that in french idiot dont you even keep up with current memes lol?
>>148094368
i wish skarner got some buffs he's really fun but he's so bad right now
>>148093480
This is oddly accurate. But lets not sing zeph or /a/ praises. >>148094753
Like this guy says zeph was one of the longest and WORST shitposters in the generals. There hasn't been anything half as bad as zeph in the last 2 years since left. And karu is back. Zeph makes new karu seem like a neutered dog.
/a/ ImShit and Reese were also shitposters. All were leavers and Imthem and reesee are literal pedophiles. They were all shit m8.
>>148095213
>skarner is bad right now
nice prank he's #3 winrate in jungle he definitely doesn't need buffs so he can go back to 75% winrate post latest rework
>Main top
>Win lane handily
>Enemy top laner is completely useless
>Both mid and bot get utterly crushed despite my constant ganking of them with TPs or sion/panth ults
>They proceed to just make completely retarded decisions throughout the game
>Blame me when I can't carry them
Kill me.
>>148095349
I missed that rework why was his winrate so high? Don't think I've seen a winrate that high.
Post them!
www.lolskill.net
ARAM is the only fun game mode anymore.
>>148095284
all he is saying is that they filled up games easily not that they were good posters theres no good posters here
i mean my filter is going nuts bc bukkage is here filthy animal
>>148095387
> expecting a Sion to ''carry'' if the backline consists of much worse players than enemy team.
Is there another champion like Singed, he is tanky as fuck and just creates chaos in teamfights. Teemo is a close one with the shrooms, but he is too squishy.
>>148095432
because he was the best bruiser you couldn't even out duel him he just shit out damage and was tanky as hell to boot with an insane slow that stunned if he auto'd with speed
he's still retardedly strong
>>148095506
fuck you stop flexing for the 'chan
>jhin players
>>148092612
just played a game with a mordekaiser and I can confirm that if he kills Jhin on the 4th bullet, the jhin ghost will only fire 4th shots and wont have to reload either
>>148095983
>playing Shit6
you asked for it fampai
>>148096126
So you just kill everyone in just one or two hits?
>>148095983
Looks I'm not the only one tilting all the way to the depths
>>148094815
0/10 bait got me to reply.
>>148095983
>4 deaths
>>148094775
you can say kat is best and cutest but morg istighter
>>148096293
end game chat
>>148095983
damn man you've almost tilted below me LOL
Post fun meme builds.
HARD MODE: Meme builds that actually work.
>>148093303
anyone please?
>>148096470
sure add me im on themimicker :)
>>148095983
>you played infinitely worse than said player
>blame them
C_C
>>148096512
its aobut the engame chat u idiot
>>148094775
Kat a shit
Honda Civic a shit
Lissandra a best
>>148096512
2/10 You'll get replies.
>>148096454
AD/Crit Blitz. Huge AS steroid and double damage on your E fucking evaporates squishies.
>>148096559>>148096628
he's not saying anything wrong you should kill yourself before you rape any more children you sick fuck
Friendly Reminder That If You Know ImThems IRL doxx And Haven't FBI'D Him You're Part Of His Pedophilic Ring With Resee
>>148096498
no thx
>>148096856
alright miss out on ur free wins :)
>>148096768
Shutup kid I just come here for league of legends discussion I couldn't care less about le inner circlejerk
>>148096907
you can't even give yourself wins you sure as hell can't offer them :^0
>>148097001
i have 5 accounts plat + one in d4, not struggling in gold ayy
>>148095847
mundo, but hes shit now
malph, but you need to land a multi-man ult.
voli, but you're single target lock-down and fall off late
Darius but you're prone to getting kited hard
Maokai but you'd better use your root properly
Illiaoi but you need to fight around your tenticles
Gnar but you need to play around his transformations
Amumu is pretty good, his ult is an other 'press R to win teamfight'
>>148097050
>>148097050
>6 accounts but not good in a single one
quality mattters speaking of which are you skinny yet if so post dix pix
where is the vgvvg
>>148097214
how new are you really captain ratbeard is LITERALLY mlg legit certified
>>148097306
right here *whips out dick*
mfw that zit covered abortion responds to my post but he's back to being filtered
placem!
i forgot who unpictured was lol
oh nvm its renekton with ignite and ignite and fervor
>>148097507
my team hehe xD
So who's the bigger semen demon Akaili or Kat?
>>148097421
is it big?
can i suck on it?
Xth for the one true cutie pie
>>148097894
well katarina is into being fucked by horses, so...
>>148097214
whats with all these dick pic requests recently what the shit..
How do I build Trundle?
Why do people play him support in challenger? What the fuck is he? I thought he was a top/jungler.
/vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA pass vidya
needs 9
>>148097894
Katarina's the type of girl who, if she went into a public restroom and saw a 12 inch black dick sticking out of a glory hole, she'd drop to her knees and start sucking without hesitation.
>>148098269
Kat would more be the type to cut it off
>>148098148
>recently
armaa / karu are back and stoaga never left the dick lust never left u just weren't looking closely enough besides sins a fatass no1 srsly wants to see his peenor
>>148098258
needs 8
>>148098105
>>148098269
fuck off you degenerate cuckolds you dare try to assume that you hold any sway over her reality? you are nothing but a farce of a fool and she would never sully herself with impotent yellow bellies like you
this is never not relivant
>lock in
>go pee
>come back to loading screen with riven and lee duo
>riven feeds the shit out of trynd
>lee misses almost every q in the game
>"lag"
Fashionable foxes.
>>148098552
Look imthem it's not my fault that she's canon a whore for BBC, blame Riot they're the ones who confirmed it.
For what it's worth I'm sorry. If Riot came out and straight up said "your waifu only fucks black guys, the bigger the better" I'd be devastated too.
I got bored and engraved a couple of my old skin ideas in the glorious medium of shitty pixel art.
>>148098258
needs 7
/vg/ vs /vg/ NA pass vidya
come on and play with your friends from vg or something haha
i want my mom back
>>148098696unfaithful foxes.
>>148098763
>>148098814
Don't we all
Is aphromoo autistic?
>listens to jazz
>black
>likes anime
>main support
>prefers elderwood bard
>>148097507
easy xd
>>148098814
hope your father is next and any other close relative shortly after praying 4 their deatjs right now
>>148098726
>Riot are the ones who confirmed it
[Citation Needed]
>>148098258
needs 6 or maybe 5
/vg/ vs /vg/ password is vidya
>>148098912
Is Faker autistic?!?!?!?!
>Plays league of legends
>Korean
>Did a roll on stage
>Main mid
>Doesn't use skins
>>148098726
listen here you savage you will never be worthy delete yourself from this conversation immediately you coward you are disgusting an abomination
>>148098912
>listening to Jazz and watching anime makes you autistic
The word has entirely lost its meaning now, I don't even know why you open your mouth.
>>148098845
You can be sure I'd make her happier than you ever could.
>>148094368
i miss my kind
>>148098258
ok now we only need 4 more
>>148099068
Is this anon autistic?
>>148098912
>listens to jazz
Because having preference to a particular music genre somehow makes you an autist
Kill yourself.
>>148098921
all me
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up 3 spots open!
come play with your friends from /lolg/ and have a great time
we've got food and drinks and we all just want to have fun
lobby name : /vg/ vs /vg/
password is "vidya"
Who /winning/ here?
>>148098726
>blame Riot they're the ones who confirmed it.
nigga what
she's only been shipped with Garen, and in Fiora pool party splash she's been seen with Darius.
>>148099227
Yes.
>>148099381
Prepare for the most heartwrenching losing streak of your life anon.
Forced 50 is real and its coming for you.
>>148099434
then how do you explain gosu unranked to diamond with like 77% wr
>>148099068
>>148099247
are these anons autistic?!?!?!?
>Plays league of legends
>Listens to jazz
>weebs
>>148098258
only two (2) more slots left
come play in the /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA pass vidya
>League has been out for over 6 (six) years
>During this time, not a single Rioter thought "wow, we would make literal billions by making a slutty brown elf champion"I'd switch to Overwatch but they have the same problem.
Anyone on EUW want to levelup a smurf with me?
>>148099649
>they finally make a slutty brown elf
>its male
how would you react
>tfw your team barely wins a 4v5
>tfw the Yasuo on your team keeps getting himself killed
>tfw you only play mid when you don't get jungle, and you're up against Cass
>>148094504
Sona's actually got made bigger, just a worse angle for showing them off
>want to play adcs that aren't jhin
>can't find a reason to when jhin has damage, self-peel, utility, and terrain control in his kit
Overloaded kit.
>>148098258
ok someone left and someone joined so we still need 2
/vg/ vs /vg/ pass vidya
>>148099703
Would probably shoot myself tbqh famalam.
>>148099371
please join!
>>148098845
Too bad you're uncuckable so Ahri could never be unfaithful
>>148097050
duo with me? im gold player as well.
>>148098258
cmon, we need two (2) more then we can start this /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA pass vidya and play league of legends
>>148100115
send tits for boost
>be bored
>see the new game is up
>whynot.png
>decide to play a champion I usually don't play before
>pick rumble
>the rest is history
God damn I can't believe he's not played more often, he has an incredible all in and just shits on anyone in the way of his r q e combo.
You faggots need to try this.
>>148099567
>>148099247
>>148098912
these are all me, (btw im autistic)
>>148099681
no, go back to your silver 5 account.
If you put in a little more effort you can climb, I believe in you.
>>148100225
do you really wanna see some 300lb man tits?
>>148098912
I would argue that anyone good enough at this game to play professionally has some form of autism.
>>148100319
rip your brains out
>>148096627
Now he's autistically following imthem. Zack pls.
>>148100375
Yeah, they all seem to have some form of social awkwardness.
>>148098258
2 slot limbo
what did I do to deserve this
/vg/ vs /vg/ NA vidya
2 slots for 2 people then videogames
>>148100115
sure add me
Who's the biggest semen demon of these three then /lolg/?
>>148096126
we were literally about to lose the game because we had a mordekaiser so they just killed the ghost and we lost
>>148096663
this desu, throw muramana in there and people will try to kill you when you've still got a 600hp shield
>playing with friend
>i'm adc, he's jungle, we both have the same number of kills, deaths, and assists
>he smites red buff
>"you don't necessarily deserve red buff over me"
Almost ran it down mid at that moment. Some delusions of grandeur.
>>148100617
is this a serious question?
>>148100612
i sent you a FR. Tag is gameneo.
I LOVE TALIYAH!
>>148100225
>>148100319
Here's mine
>>148100830
thanks jerk... my boss was behind me when I opened this and I just got fired
>>148100617
>>148100695
AHRI IS PURE
>>148100617
Knowing that Ahri is the only canon virgin and that Sona is unlikely to have contact with men, I'd go with Riven.
>>148098258
ok vgs are dead, are you all happy?
who wants to play normals?
needs 1 add me ign Moooooosh
>>148101198
Maybe if you'd ban Tomoka more people would be inclined to play again but you faggots would rather coddle him in /vg/ vs and in discord.
>>148101198
ok add me ign ImThem
>>148100760
WHO HERE /TALIYAH/
>get Traditional Trundle from a chest
i guess im playing trundle
>>148101272
apart from being an underage faggot what did he do now?
>>148101198
>tfw even when you're my teamate and feed watching you play GP is always a blast
Keep up the good work!
I hate league of legends
goodbye everyone
>>148101445
Laggy Peruvian faggot that ruins /vg/ vs /vg/ games if he's on your team.
>>148101512
Moosh NO
>>148101343
I will be when she goes on sale
>>148101512
DONT DO IT MOOSH
>>148101198
>in q for norms
>enemy team randomely bans GP
>mooosh dodges
>its the same lobby but with 4 people
>everyone leaves
rip
>>148101512
Moosh?
Moooooosh?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH?!
>>148101543
>>148101589
ok I'm back
I love league of legends again
>>148101468
thx u2
>tracker is kill again
god fucking dammit
T-third time's the charm eh lads?I'm going to be stuck in perpetual promo series hell for the rest of eternity
>>148101672
>how will i use 4chan without guidance from a spic sjw redditor!!
>>148101649
Do you actually think Riot killed GP? Because i'm having so much fun with the new GP that I basically 1 trick him now. Old GP was cool too, but you have more tools to work with now instead of just e buff into q.
>friend is having a really bad time in game
>lightly rib him about the fact that he's playing Garen jungle and that he shouldn't base a champion's fun factor on a Sseth vdieo
>he get super quiet and won't talk for the rest of the game
I'M SORRY BRO PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>>148101771
people think riot killed GP? wut?
because they did, he's dead and a shitty champ and you shouldn't pick or ban him in your games
>>148090229
>it's a mid is feeding at level 2 episode
>>148101952
>It's an "It's a _______ episode" episode
H-Hello.
Does anybody know where I can find pictures of Ezreal?
I've recently picked up the champion and he's very fun. Non-lewd preferred.
Thank you!
>>148102086
Yes, it's called google my friend.
>>148100274
I'm master but okay
>>148102086
Danbooru/Pixiv.
>>148101952
>not being the guy that kills the enemy mid at level 2
feels good man
>>148102086legit, they have a non-lewd fanart board
"Hitting a skill shot is easier then dodging one"
T/F?
>>148102178
holy shit no way.
then good luck and godspeed anon
>>148102292
100% False
>>148102334
I just want to find someone to levelup with, no need to be a dick
>>148102292
Depends on the speed
odds drink
evens don't and play ranked tomorrow
>>148102292
Depends on the skillshot. It's probably much easier to hit Ezreals q than to dodge it because it's so fast. It's neither true or false.
>>148102529
roll
>>148102529
Ayyy
Whatcha drinking?
>>148102529
what are we havin
>>148102616
>>148102627
Beer to get started, maybe vodka later.
>>148102529
Fluffy fox
>>148102616
>>148102627
my bfs cum
>>148102292
if your character has below 350 base MS you will get hit by every single skill shot unless minion blocked/out ranged or the enemy has over 100 ping
>>148102770
pour me one my dude
<blog>
>Be Ashe/Vel'koz (me) against a Jinx/Thresh.
>Forgot to open op.gg and check stats because I'm on auto-pilot or something.
>Jinx is juking like a madwoman. She's all over the lane. Clearly knows how to trade and last hit very well. Figure she's higher level.
>The Thresh is a total retard, though. Plays really scared of me (rightfully so). Can't land a hook. Starts trash talking in /all. I just tell him, "You can't tilt me. I'm going to kill you, anyway."
>He gets super aggressive.
>Walks straight at me.
>calculatedriskbuti'mbadatmath.png
>Hit him with a full combo. He's deleted before my Ashe can even hit him.
>Ashe starts snowballing hard. So do I.
>Thresh is playing hyperaggressive now. Gets hit by just about every Q I throw at him. He's desperate for a hook. Gets me once and they jump me. Blow up Jinx anyway and Ashe cleans up.
>Thresh is trashtalking in /all hardcore now. Calling everyone Gold 5 shitters, it's just one game, blah blah blah.
>Look up his score.
>He's plat.
>We're all silver.
>Say he's not playing like a plat and land a hook. He clearly goes full tilt after that and starts getting annihilated.
>It's a massacre after that. I start roaming and everyone gets fed and snowballs.
>He's trying to blame his Jinx in after chat.
>Tell him, "She's the only good player on your team." Give her honor. Team explodes in pure salt.
>Remember to look up op.gg after the game.
>Thresh was Plat 4. Jinx was Diamond. All the enemy remaining was gold.
>We were all silver.
</blog>
Now, there's a point to this whole blog. I have a serious question.
Are all plat players this fucking crybaby? Are all diamond players this chill? Seriously, that Thresh threw his own lane in the trash because he just couldn't let his Jinx take control and win for him. She easily out fought our Ashe and used flashes very well to get kills.
Please tell me plat isn't the fuck fest this Thresh is making me think it is...
>>148102852
where do I subscribe?
>>148102086
pixiv and tumblr tbqh
>>148102852
Didn't read your wall of text, but most plat players are entitled crybabies whilst being hot garbage at the game.
>>148102907
twitch dot tv slash imthem
>>148102931
So you're telling me they tilt harder than silvers do? Please tell me that I won't have to go through that shit...
>Already own Battlecast Cho'gath
>Prehistoric is a shitload cooler across the board
>But Cho's default voice is grating.
>>148102995
Plat is widely considered the worst elo because it's close to diamond so everyone thinks that they're going to make it somewhere. Gold and below is pretty comfy though.
>>148096454
Triforce shen
>>148102831
Will do friend.
>>148103031
>Prehistoric Cho'Gath
>being even remotely better than Battlecast in any way
>>148102995
plat is the actual worst
d5 not much better though
>>148103219
I like machines but I love dinosaurs andCho eating people as a flesh and blood being is cooler and more impactful than if he were just a machine grinding them up.
>>148103219
But it is
battlecast is old as fuck
R U M B L E
>>148096454
Bloodrazor/Chilly Mitt/Titty hydra Skarner.
>>148102995
all of plat and low diamond is just back and forth clown fiestas, most games are straight up decided by which player tilts off the face of the earth last.
i played a ranked game where my team and the enemy team spent over 7 minutes trying to contest elder dragon with neither team being able to secure it. one player would get picked off, team would start dragon, the other 4 would poke, a couple of the other team would die, teams would scramble and reset, both would come back as 5, rinse and repeat
honest to god if you got to plat solo, you probably know how to play the game and understand win conditions so i would strongly advise to just fucking mute everyone every single game until you climb out. people get so fucking angry in that elo because theyre so close to winning and getting diamond, yet they cant because theyre just not quite there
I've been gone for a few months, can anyone tell me why new vlad has such a huge banrate despite his winrate sitting at an average of 45%?
>>148102773
The fluffiest!
>>148103508
His winrate is staying at 45% because he's pretty much pick or ban.
>>148103508
Because people will pick him because VLAD OPEN HE OP and then shit the bed with him. Same with Zed. Additionally one of the reasons Vlad is banned is because he's tedious to play against regardless of the opponent's skill level. Like Zed.
Between Yorick and Nunu who is more useless?
>>148103639
nunu
>>148103437
My first game in plat consisted of a full ap amumu who refused to do anything besides farming because someone asked him to gank, and a pantheon playing at a net cafe with 30 minutes left. After 40 minutes or so the amumu just ran mid and ulted 4 people and killed three of them and we won off one push.
One the most bizarre games of league I've ever played.
welp Illaoi killed the meme normie win streak
Shoulda just played Jhin like my heart told me to
>ricegnat doing a taliyah pic
oh fuck
>>148103821
Welcome to Plat!
Now get out.
>>148104046
Gave up at plat 1 because of shitty internet.
I want to hold hands and watch the sunset with Trundle!
>>148102852
In my experience, everyone who plays ranked is a fucking crybaby. If you're down 5 kills or more, someone's going to be spamming /ff 20 in chat.
>>148101919
lmao, gp is one of the only champs that can hard carry a game right now
>>148103821
welcome to hell. you can climb but you have to be on top of your mental game and find ways not to lose your shit or else youll never get out
>>148103853
i played with annie bot today in ranked and gave you a shoutout but he never said anything :(
>>148103636
but people who play the champion a lot according to champion.gg which records plat+, Vlad breaks 50% winrate in the 50-125 games played range, peaking at 53.78% at 125+ which is pretty mediocre at that amount. Zed is even worse where he doesn't break 50% until 125+ games where he has a 50.04% winrate which is very bad for that range, so people who play these champs even have trouble winning.
>>148095983
>playing ranked
>feeling good after my first win
>queue up again
>game starts everything's looking good
>5 mins in and I die because my jihn didnt go in
>about 15 mins in he moves during his ult and says "I guess my first time jihn isn't going unnoticed lol"
he tilted the fuck out of our mid and then the jg started trolling, whole game was a mess. He end 1/9/4.
>Having to jungle against Shaco
fuck man
>>148104172
because late game vlad is the best champion in the game.
>>148104172
We don't ban them to keep the enemy from playing them, anon.
>>148104082
i want to publicly execute trundle and you
>>148104172
Consider also that if you are planning to play a vlad counterpick you will also let vlad through. This will lower the win rate of even experienced players.
>>148104159
>AnnieBot forgot about Exodus
FeelsBadMan
>>148100924
yeah a pure slut ayy lmao.
>>148104356
what is vlad counterpick
>>148104240
get ward jungle item, try to get all scuttle crabs, realise that he's gonna gank more than you, ping everytime you see him on the map.
Seriously, his only strenght is the surprise factor, take that away and its gg easy
>>148103853
>EzrealC
>No Ezreal
You've changed u fuccboi
>>148104416
>>148103639
Yorick by far
>>148104396
>those thigh highs
whew
>>148104420
Yeah he got two cheesy ass kills near my own camps but thats literally it. He was useless by mid lmao
>>148104416
>>148104491
heres 10 for mid too
>>148104159
I had mid to low diamond mmr and a 60% winrate but gave up, see >>148104081
I could've made it out of plat easily, but missing out on diamond by 4 games because of reasons out of my control was just the last straw for me.
>>148104159
what the hell he didn't mention that, if I knew in advance I would have heckled him
I couldn't play Jhin cause he instalocks Vayne on that smurf
He got a penta last game and carried hard untilhe went for the vaynespot 1v5 and died instantly at 48 mins and they pushed to end
Also, I suck at Illaoi
>>148104387
yeah, feels bad man I'd have bullied him if I knew
>>148104483
Since my homie Kangz up and died died I gotta pour out some liquor and play some Jhin for him
>>148104313why not publicly sexually humiliating trundle instead? :3
>>148103607
>>148103636
>My favorite hipster champs vlad and swain became pick/ban meta cancer
>
>>148104491
Physical bruisers or melee carries, with riven, trynd and wukong being prime examples, or consistent bursty AP, preferably with longer range than him.
>>148104416
Anything that can just repeatedly go in early game, like ribben.
>>148104673
>>My favorite hipster champs vlad and swain became pick/ban meta cancer
I feel you
I played blue Ezreal all last season, then he became meta and I switched to Ashe, and now she's meta
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>148104661
>Jared having fun in normals playing Vayne
he's streamed himself doing this like twice, and one was when ranked went down and he had like 500 viewers so he did it with subs, some of the most entertaining shit I've ever seen
he's like a completely different person
I'm happy he's more successful now but everytime he queues up with qt I feel like wringing my own fucking neck
>>148104661
he may have not seen it since it was in champ select and i didnt wanna be super annoying in front of 6k+ people. his vayne was pretty good. i was lagging a lot and made it hard for him but at least he didnt bitch at me on stream like other people would have.
Anybody feels like making a /vg/ vs /vg/ on NA?
>>148104913
no you make it
Reminder being an adc is irrelevant if you don't have a team.
>>148105014
wew
>>148104661
did Kangz commit sudoku ?
wasn't he playing memewatch ?also are you still subscribed/watch him ?
>>148104913>2am at Monday
>>148105014
reminder being a pro player is irrelevant if you cant ddos :^)
>>148105084
KANGZ A KILL
EKKO DIE AND SO DO HE
MAY HE LIVE ON
>>148105014
>>148105014
/vg/ vs /vg is up! 8 slots left!
Password:vidya
god I am fucking starving and I am craving a burger, but I need to get on a train in an hour and then there's a burger place at the stop but it's also an hour and a half long journey
also it is 8am
what do I do anons? Do I play League?
>>148105014
>riven mains
>>148105189
6 slots left! JOIN NOW~
>>148105014
>Darius has a 4k gold lead on Riven by himself
Jesus lord fucking dog shitting christ what the cunting flip fuck
>SIXTY CS IN 45 MINUTES
I AM LIVID RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148105189
tfw want to plsay but its 3 am and i have to wake up at like 9 tomorrow
>>148104848
he's really fucking funny when he plays casually
His Vayne is actually good when he's trying and builds properly
>>148105084
I think he and I both quit playing ranked/League right around the same time, I took like an almost 2 month break playing maybe 1 game every 2 weeks
I saw he played like one game the other day, but it was a normal, he's just letting his account decay I guess
Kangz if you're here I miss you senpai come bacc ;_;
but yeah I'm still subbed to and watch Jared, but since I was taking a break from League I really didn't even watch any League content regularly during that time
We play normals on and off to get levels on his smurf account and shoot the shit
>>148104868
haha oh shit I didn't realize he played Vayne
He really does use this smurf to practice Vayne while leveling it, it also makes it so he doesn't just stomp people on Annie in these games
I'm gonna heckle him on Discord about it and see if he saw
>>148103437
Yo Andrew Welding after getting into plat for the second season in a row I can honestly say I never want out of this place. Today, I carried an Ezreal ADC who rushed Youmuu's Shiv.
I thought I've seen it all but apparently I still haven't. Plat 1-Diamond 5 is a magical place but I'm gonna have to get out so I can get to Challenger and have a reason to trip on lolg.
>>148105239
Got your nearst 24/7 burger joint and eat something before you pass out you fucking animal.
>>148105336
5 slots left! Get them while they're hot!
>>148105437
>Nearest Burger joint
It's McDonalds
>>148105473
2? 1? SLOT LEFT?!
/lolg/! Help pls. Is there a good Akali build that incorporates AD items apart from gunblade? Like Rageblade, frozen mallet, duskblade or Lord Dominik/Mortal Reminder?
>>148105437
>live in canada
>nearest 24/7 McDonalds 40 minutes away
>5 tim hortons with their shitty Brazilian coffee within 10 minute walking radius
>nearest one is a 30 second walk
>>148105679
Why would you need to build any of those things when she already has insane magic pen and lifesteal?
Is rift walkin overy bitches viable anymore?
/vg/ vs /vg/ on NA
BETS
>>148105679
Malmortius is pretty decent on her
>>148105732
I'm just looking if a hybrid build is viable. Maybe take advantage of her passive.
>>148105817
Shit early, god tier late game as usual
Go rod into morellos, tear is shit
>>148105602
>>148105839
All on Shib
>>148105839
Moooosh gonna steamroll the poor Poppy
Bot
>>148105839
>No Exodus
into the trash it goes
I vote Weldy
So you are farming in mid lane with you're waifu and then this guy charged at her from 10.000 miles away and knock her ass up, what do you do?
Remember he is 12/0/20, 5000+HP with full items
>>148105925
I usually go rod into lich. That fine?
>>148104107
do people just enjoy putting hard in front of words now to emphasize a word like carry, which is already an extreme
how about i hard slap you in the mouth
>>148106064
be a late game adc and melt him
>>148105839
I hope Moooosh and his goons get styled on
>>148105817
I wish he still had his silence..
How do I stop having fantasies about fucking warm yordle pussy?
>>148106102
carry - be the one who make your team win
hard carry - win 1vs9 ez pz
you carry a 5vs5, you hard carry if its 1vs9
>>148106351
you will be dead soon and nothing you do matters
>>148106212
>Want AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE LOOK GUY THIS CHAMP HAS 100% BAN OR LOSE RATE AHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHU, HAVING YOUR FACE RAPED AND NOT BEING ABLE TO FIGHT BACK IS SO MUCH FUN AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE back
How about you go eat shit
>>148106351
why would you want to do that?
>>148106009
welding u better carry
>>148106009
dude I have bad luck with /vg/s you don't want me there
a lot of the ones I've been in someone actually AFKs or something stupidwhy do you guys even AFK in these custom games that are for fun
>>148106351
You just keep thinking about everytime you think about their small stacked figures and cute butt cheeks.
Doesn't help the fact that they're perfectly manageable and you can basically use them as a cock sleeve.
It's an abstract kind of hell.
>>148106495
autism why else
>>148106458
>The Assassin rework is going to happen later this year and Rengar, Talon, LeBlanc, Fizz, and whoever else are still going to have this problem.
Having gameplay of get huge and 1 shot people or be useless for 45 minutes is not fun and I don't really get why people are so obsessed with it or why Riot is so hung up on appeasing them.
>>148106570
>perfectly manageable
how so?
>>148106456
>>148104107
>gp can hard carry
>has to build nearly full damage to be a threat
>always tries to set up a dumb and obvious barrel chain
>flash forward and kill him because hes thinking about the barrel and not you
His ulti is as good as it always has been, but that's really it.
>>148105416
>Quit League
>All my League friends stop talking to me because they realise we have nothing to talk about
anyone else
>first time ranked
>Top vs caitlyn
>bot lane losing a 2v1 against vayne
What in the absolute fuck do I do here? I had first pick.
>>148106657
Their body mass is basically that of a 10 year old's so you could strap them to your waist with a belt wear a trench coat and have them as a cock warmer walk you go for walks out on the streets.
>>148106791
k-kangz is that you
I don't even have you on anything that isn't League
>>148106791
>quit league
>play other games with real life friends
fun
>>148106904
>tfw I realise that's exactly what happened to me and it's probably for the best
huh neat
>>148106893
>implying I'm a nigger
dive off a cliff
>>148106791
>quit league
>had no friends in the first place.
Anyone else?
>>148107003
I see why you don't have friends
>Rengar's lore paints him as a hunter and fighter looking for strong opponents
>His entire gameplay is stalking and deleting targets that can't actually fight back against him
>Gets completely shit on by other, actual fighters in many cases.
>>148106885
That sounds more annoying than anything. I go outside when I need to do important shit or exercise. I don't see that much value in having sex outside my or someone else's apartment except one time when I was camping.
>>148107139
stalking and killing defenseless prey is exactly what hunters do tho
>>148107147
It's called having a free Saturday off man, Jeeze.
>>148107121
kek
>>148107251
But rengar is specifically hunting the strongest prey, for bloodsport.
>>148106458
Holy shit I'm crying
>>148107121
>Kangz orbiters back at it in full swing
>He's not even in this fucking general anymore
how pathetic can you get
stop idolizing this literal who you fucking loser
>2016
>Dozens of female champions
>None of them Twerk.
Come the fuck on Riot.
I got a lvl 30 EUNE account that I have no need for. I'll trade it(email and all) for a skin on EUW if anyone is interested.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/last_alphabet_member/
>>148107368
Sorry you're upset thatKangz had friends and apparently you don't
>>148107416
there's a difference between being friends with someone and sucking their ass, anon
>>148106458
I take it you don't like talon with silence either?
>>148107320
Yeah, and if his prey was strong they'd be able to fight back no matter the circumstances
Have you never seen Predator hello?
>>148107406
>Open steam profile
>Reddit group
>Close steam profile
>>148107572
you act like 4chan is better
>>148107572
Yo wtf
>>148107679
>>148107691
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
/vg/ vs /vg/ on NA
RESULTS
>>148107753
>4 supports
>>148107753
That Aurelion Sol player has an unbelievable amount of charisma.
and is quite skilled, too.
>>148107753
whomever voted on me i hope i made you happy....
>tfw int feeding and your team almost wins anyway
>>148107753
Executioner's Calling worked better than I thought it would
>>148107808
I always believe in you, Welding
Thanks for the carry <3
>>148107753
GET FUCKED LMAO
CALL THE BLM CUZ THIS NIGGA JUST GOT SHOT
>>148107753
>Autist power hour
Can you amerilards just go to sleep already, fuck
does anybody wanna aram
add chiaris
>>148107807
That unknown Nami player sure gave him a ride for his money though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgw7Yv8je-k
>Go top lane.
>Lucian VS Swain.
>Put that bird loving fuck in his place.
>Gold 3
</blog>
>>148107753
>Thread is basically dead except for the namefag circlejerk
where did it all go so fucking wrong lads
FOUR
>>148107753
I-Is there going to be another one? I really want to play with my vg pals
>>148108087
you can make one yourself if you really want to
>>148108058
Don't pretend that the thread doesn't die for at least a minute before a new post
This ain't Indie Games General
>>148107807
>>148108015
>implying poppy wasnt the mvp
>>148108241
>Even questioning skill in a /vg/ game
>Other team was 4 supports
seriously dude, neck yourself
>>148108241
I love how it was a battle of the gods top lane while the world around them was collapsing under them
/vg/ vs /vg/ is up on NA
Password as always isvidya
7 (6) slots open
Come join, lads
>>148108087
did you make it yet
>>148108087
Hey what the H*CK you can't use images like that, someone might confuse you for ME!!!
>/vg/ vs /vg/
>Did I mention /vg/ vs /vg/? THREE SLOTS LEFT
Well this thread has gone to shit
See you in 5 hours when the neet welfare diamonds and their orbiters have all gone to sleep, /lolg/
>>148108526
HI IM SMOCHI AND I LOVE ATTENTION
>>148108357
everybody join the game and tell shibs happy birthday
>>148108527
>playing the game is now not tolerated by autistic man from lolgen
>>148108610
HEY IDENTITY THEFT IS A SERIOUS CRIME OK???
>>148108610
That's why she had to go and instigate a new discord being made :^)
>>148108298
>seriously dude, neck yourself
no
>>148108623
>asshurt he got called out for being a jobless loser who can't even into masters
>ranked winstreak
feelsgoodman
>>148108702
I may or may not have orchestrated the creation of a new discord server because Watsu is an infinitely better server owner than someone that's never around, who never frequents lolgen that much to begin with.
No hard feelings kids!!!
>>148108737
If you're gonna talk shit, post your rank so people can take you seriously.
>>148108737
but i work like 60 hours a week anon, i have a full time career job and a part time job as well lol
>>148108793
>tfw losing streak
enjoy my suffering, ill get yours soonI hope
>>148108695
ATTENTION ATTENTION!!
GIVE ME ATTENTION
BTW ITS SMOCHI
>>148108702
>She
>>148108867
HEY STOP IT.
IF THAT POST GETS THE (YOU)S THEN THE (YOU)S WILL GO TO YOU AND NOT ME!!!
I HAVE A FAMILIA TO FEED!!!!!!!!!
>>148108695
>>148108958
Okay, I see why people don't like you.
>>148108527
>tfw not good enough to have beta orbiters
How do we stop TSM?
>>148108867
hey smochi hru
>>148109074
worlds they will get stomped, maybe lose playoffs to immortals if they can learn to draft this split
I just want this to stop happening to the client
When do we get the new client
>>148109083
YOU'RE RESPONDING TO AN IMPOSTER IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148109114
>immortals learn to draft
Nice joke
I love her.
>>148109131
I close my client everytime I notice strange behavior and I haven't had my client crash in ranked anymore.
And yeah agreed.
>Be bard and always get S almost every game.
>All I do is stay in lane longer while peeling when I can.
Yet I can 20 plus kills with hardly any deaths and only get a damn A on other champs. Seriously are all bards really that fucking bad?
>>148107492
>Comparing Ta"only go in rarely ever go out" with Kass's AOE silence
>>148107973
do you fucks hate fun
>>148109376
>AOE silence
>>148109248
she loves you too, sir.
>>148109601
Are you always here? I strive to make her happy, but you have no reason to be here.
>>148109248
>In love with a dick crazy slutI know that feel, sucks because I'll never be able to hold her down ;_;
>>148109529
AOE slow + silence + low as shit cool down blinkI SAID THAT I WAS FUCKING SORRY
>>148109745
According to Korean and Japanese mythology she is most likely a virgin and has never even kissed a man. She only needs to seduce them enough to get with them alone in a room. She can suck out the soul of her victim without any physical contact.
>>148109353
> are all bards really that fucking bad?
Yes.
>>148110046
according to my dick, she has sex with countless men to absorb their cum
>>148109740
not as often as i'd like, been busy at work.
>>148110046
>tfw the rl slut wont suck the soul out of my body
id rather that happen then have to suffer of letting her toy with my feelings then abandon me until she needs me again
>>148110046
>Lying on the Internet
Foxes are literally slut in Korea and Japan mythology too
>>148110046
She isn't an actual character from korean and jap mythology
she's a slutty succubus with copy pasted qualities that sort of resemble korean and jap mythos
>>148109797
I never really had any trouble vs Kassadin back in S3 and even though I knew he was very strong I niver quite understood his 300% banrate
PickingFioravs him was pretty much a guaranteed win
>>148099381
what? kayle is actually good? was it support or top or what?
>>148110220
Probaly because you were / are Bronze
Fuck could Fiora do against Kass? He would harass you all day and there is shit all you can do about it
>>148110140
I've also been busy sadly, but I'm working hard to put a bun in her baby maker for your enjoyment.
>>148110193
>>148110212
>I don't know anything about other cultures and I'm proud of it
>>148090229
Got 4800 ip, should I buy hot monkey dick or shield lady of big futacock?
>>148110329
As an Asian guy i probaly know more about Asian culture than you, captain dick head
>>148109083
pretty good tbqh
>>148110329i think i'd enjoy that more than she would.
>>148110447
>As an Asian guy
there's room in the cuck shed for 2 bro.
Damn its already fag hour here, time to hit the bed.
>>148099649
overwatch has two slutty browns (no elves because thats sci fi)
>>148110519
>>148110668
overwatch is sci fi retard
elves are fantasy
vg v vg result
>>148110560
I'll let you raise the fruit of our love by yourself but you'll still be able to watch us passionately make love to each other. How does that sound?
Quick, /lolg/, what's
T H E
H
E
B E S T
E
S
T
name for a Graves main?
>>148110323
Was a wellfare diamond
You could all-in at any point from level 2 onwards
Your double Q + ult could close the gap and guarantee you could stick to him until he was dead
Fiora used to be way too scary when ahead and Kass was the freest of the lanes
>>148110797
WeeWeeLover21
>>148110768
I hope when I get married my husband is as faithful(and well endowed) as that Lulu player.
>>148110785i can't think of anything else i'd want, i love kids.ahri is lucky to have a strong, confident man like you, sir.
>>148110768
wow!
that taliyah player did so well!
>>148110987
That is a very cute Syndra picture.
I will take it for myself.
But I will not forget about you, young man. It's not always a bad thing to have La Madrina Smochi owe you one.
I'll keep in touch, boyo.
>>148110768
>Gnar going with that AP build.
>Building AP on Gnar in general.
>Has both Doran shield and sword items.
Jesus christ I think I'm gonna be sick.
>tfw cuck anon and cuck becoming the new hot slur got me thinking about it
>every time I watch porn
>every time I think of qts
>absolutely hate the idea of a man being so pathetic but also a man doing it to someone
>still dont know which side I'd choose
>>148111085
>he doesn't fucking know
No wonder you're literally trapped in bronze.
>>148111060
o-oh okay!
>>148110797
M Graves
>>148110965
You can always count on me to make my wife happy.
>>148111105
experiment! watch cuck porn or ntr hentai and try to put yourself in the cuck's shoes and see how you feel, then try putting yourself in the bulls shoes.
>>148111158
I may be bronze, but I know you have to be a shitter to think that building straight AP on Gnar is a good idea.
>someone adds you a little bit after a dominion game
>not sure whether it's to ask me to play with them or to get angry at me for stomping a bunch of sub-30s thanks to the broken MM
>>148111289
Dude, I never was building straight AP
Notice how I have Sorceror's and Liandry's as first items
>>148111105
I can kind of get into it, but I don't really self-insert in porn so the roles don't bother me
I love girls getting unwanted/unexpected pleasure, so the idea of her fucking another larger guy and being overcome by the pleasure is a big turn-on
>>148111408
That is very lewd, I hope there were consents from both parties.
>Be Silver II.
>Have to keep fighting against Gold III and Gold IV.
>They expect me to climb.
I get MMR is a thing to balance the teams but Jesus Christ... Just group them together in the right tiers.
>Still won. But it's still stupid.
>>148111105
I have no Idea how this kind of shit gets to u, the entirety of scenarios in NTR are just too unrealistic to b taken seriously.
The only reasons I jack off to rape and NTR is because I enjoy the intensity and aggressiveness in them
>>148111229
but it always involves a nig which makes it shit
>>148111408
>
giving it some thought I think its more of a fear than a 'I want that'
>>148111613
if you're going to complain about playing against people just barely above you, why do you want to climb?
>>148111635
>but it always involves a nig which makes it shit
yeah finding good cuck porn that isn't interracial is hard has fugg not gonna lie. like i don't think most cucks get how racist it is to constantly portray blacks as vicious aggressive animals who's only defining feature is muh dik.
>>148110797
Sho(t)gun
>>148103859
>Hate Taliyah's nose
>The god Ricegnat got rid of it for the pic
Can't wait
>>148111613
It's putting you against players that are at or around your skill level. Ignore the labels and just play.
>>148111671
It's not sometimes. It's every time. I'm always the lowest ranked on the team. I still win... but c'mon now... If we're going to be fair not EVERY GAME has to be above my skill level.
>>148111746
But that's why I do it. For the reward.
>>148111635
oh yeah I misinterpreted your first post
might as well be the bull if you aren't sure, as long as the other two are consenting then it's not a big deal
>>148111481
better to ask for forgiveness than permission
>twitch can kill gp barrels without even targeting them
cool interaction tbqfh famalam ty riot i can't even play my favorite hero vs this guy
>>148111784
You have to ask for permission FIRST!!!
>>148111774
if you want to climb you should be happy to be playing against people rated above you
>>148111375
But that makes no sense.
Gnar's only ability that scales in AP is his W, so if you're telling me that you were going to base all his damage on being able to proc the W constantly without any sort of movement speed or movement hindrance items besides you that gunblade you built then there is really no point in doing so in the first place.
Also how would you even survive in a teamfight? Building just health items isn't going to make him do well, he needs armor and other possible mr to even be able to last 3 more then 3 seconds.
And what if you go mega? All of mega-gnars stats are based from AD, your ult would barely do anything to them other than slight burn and a stun if there in position for it.
What the fuck was your endgame plan?
>>148111826
I'd rather get to that level to play against them. It defeats the point otherwise. They just blow it off as, "Lucky," or whatever.
>>148111870
beating players rated above you hastens your climb
and you say you're winning
your bitching is literally pointless as all fuck
>>148111860
clearly he was meant to be pseudo vayne since the one on his team got fucked
>>148111810
what if I just care about my friends and want them to experience new things that I know they'll enjoy?
so many people are trapped in their comfort zone and just need to be drugged and then fucked out of their minds
>>148111671
>>148111746
presumably he wants gold V for the rewards without having to play against players way ahead of that rank to get there
I've been getting it too, last year I was like gold I with stupidly high MMR because I was winstreaking a bunch, then last July I pretty much stopped playing the game until like 2 weeks ago, came back, went like 2/8 in my placements and got silver I, which wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't still now having to play against high gold/low plat to just get my damn welfare skin
>>148111913
No. It's not enough that I win. They have to FEEL THE LOSS.
The best thing in life is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
>>148111968
You have to convince them with words first!!!
>>148111985
>>148112006
Yeah, that's exactly what women want. A little negotiation before sex.
lol
>t alberta virgin
>>148111860
To have fun, genius
Gnar's damage is retarded with Magic Penetration, you literally melt 50% of their health when your W procs.
>>148112058
You have to get their permission first you RUDEFACE.
>>148111613
Gold shitter here. There's literally no difference between Gold and Silver (if anything Gold is probably worse because of how many booster babies get dropped off there).
You're probably checking elos before the game begins, don't do that.
>>148112058
youd better and bring some papers too unless you wanna spend some time in jail after regrets you
>>148112058
Wew you must be shit at SMT
>>148112049
You better believe it, by Chrom.
>>148112080
>implying it's not nonverbal
>implying it's not hotter with no words
>>148112109
>"I've never interacted with a girl before," -You.
>>148112192
You are not a nice person.
>>148112192
Arnie, just accept that this game won't let you pubstomp in ranked.
>>148111968
>>148112192
What the fuck is wrong with you, you neckbeard perma virgin? It seems you've been reading so many doujins in your mom's basement lately that it's warped your perception of reality. Maybe .5% of the female population would actually, legitimately enjoy being raped.
>>148112237
>implying women don't love it
Women don't want, "Nice guys."
>>148112253
>implying i'm talking about rape
Nice try. Tip o' tha' hat to you.
>>148112292
They don't love it you IDIOT!!!
>>148112292
>sex without consent
>not rape
I'm not a feminist or from tumblr or anything, but this isn't even up for debate.
>>148112006
it's like the old saying, people change for two reasons: their hearts are open or their mind has been broken
sometimes people just don't have open hearts
>>148112317
Don't be so Tsundere. Here, I'll show you my love and MAKE YOU see it my way.
What the fuck is this thread.
>>148112358
Okay but you have to ask for permission before doing any of these things.
>>148112364
You're 10,000 years too young to even suggest such thing as a concept you IDIOT!!!
>>148112292
>nice guys finish last
I want this meme to die.
>>148112346
>All consent must be submitted in triplicate copy and registered with next of kin, the courts preemptively, and each party must keep a copy indefinitely.
>Follow up consent must be maintained every year thereafter to ensure the contract wasn't coerced.
Take a look at this virgin.
>wake up
>Quinn isn't real & my wife
Why continue on in this wicked life
>>148112358
source
I like how you think but youd have to have a demon megamonster doick for it to work
>>148112403
at least the cuck posting was somewhat on topic.
>>148112075
>To have fun, genius.
Nah, nah fuck that.
This game isn't about fun anymore. That shit stopped in Season 3. This is 2016. League isn't about fun anymore it's about playing and matching your skill against others to prove you aren't some boosted animal. And to separate who's good and who's bad and for the bad to learn from their shitty mistakes and improve themselves into a better player.
Fuck your shitty fun excuse, fun is irrelevant in the League.
>>148112403
its uhh "League of Legends General - /lolg/"
>>148112426
That meme is older than 4chan and probably older than you are. Think about that for a second.
>>148112410
Oh you're a little fighter, aren't you? You'll feel real good after.
>>148112495
>League isn't about fun anymore it's about playing and matching your skill against others to prove you aren't some boosted animal.
>implying that's not better and a more mature form of fun
So you're League stopped being casual?
>>148112510
Yeah I'll fell real good after I kick your *SS.
>>148112510
Who...
Who are you!?
>>148112457
that or similarly fantastic drugs
unfortunately I have neither
>source is literally a demon megamonster
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56057112
>>148112597
Cause you really want to know?
>>148112584
Yeah baby. Get worked up. That's exactly how I want you.
>>148112572
>Spending 20-60 minutes to finish one game.
>Starting out even as a new player is probably the worst experience a player can have if they choose to stick with it.
Ain't nothing casual about League, dude.
>>148112495
but it was a normal game
and a /vg/ one at that, I wouldve expected more bullshit but rek'sai had to go and powerplay the fuck out of it
>>148112495
>Learning and improving at a hobby that you devote an inordinate amount of time to in the first place isn't fun.
What?
>>148112481
>Tfw you can't shitpost about your fetish while remaining on-topic.
>>148112642
I don't think you underSTAND young man, I can do 60 pushups.
I will figuratively AND literally kick your *ss to the MOON.
>>148112652
>Ain't nothing casual about League, dude.
Good. GRRL GAMRZ need not apply. I have fun going toe-to-toe with people at my level and outplaying them or getting outplayed. People might not understand why I like it. Those people are girls.
Is aphromoo autistic?
>listens to jazz
>black
>likes anime
>main support
>prefers elderwood bard over snow day bard
>clg
Take me down
To the (you) city
Where the replies are easy
And the baits are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
>>148112726
he's based
>>148112691
>>148112642
careful dude...
>>148112746
>>148112495
Too bad for you. You can't call me a boosted animal.
Want to know why?
>>148112691
I can hear you relenting. Come now, you know you want to...
>>148112726
>black guy
>likes jazz
Well, I mean... that doesn't mean anyt--
>like anime
>main support
Those alone... not looking so good for him.
>>148095983
Where were you when you became higher ranked than you'rethem?
>>148112780
Eh, I'm bored of you already. See ya, never.
>>148112726
Elderwood Bard is better than Snow Day Bard. Fuck Christmas.
>>148112746
I like it.
Could've used a bit more spices, but it's well seasoned.
I will spend a (You) for this post because I believe in stimulating the (You) economy by spending (You)s to get more (You)s.
>>148112794
Insolent fool, be glad you're not near me right now because I would DE_STROY you.
>>148099747
so did snek eat you?
>>148091127
killing
Cancer support coming through.
How do win as vlad against a fizz?
>>148112863
>I like it.
I.iii.iiit's not like I'm glad you enjoyed it or anything...
BAAAKAAA!
>>148091127
extinction
>>148110707
>reiterates the point
>but calls the other retard
>>148113050
>>148112853
that's probably for the best, at this point I've been mistaken for other people on both sides of the issue
>>148113058
Don't be retarded
Pool when fish lands
Suck the fish dry and wait for his E to be on CD before you AOE blood tide
QQ tilted fish
>>148113059
You're a cute kid, I bet I can groom you into the next best funposter in these parts.
Swear your loyalty to me boyo, and I'll show you how La Madrina cooks her funposts.
>>148113160
>step one: acquire smug anime girls
Why is Vel'Koz allowed to exist in his current state?
>people still respond to smochi
certain person NDA back here.
New Item patch for internal servers and holy shit Riot are absolute madmen
>Item1
Heartseeker Poniard
60 AD
20% CDR
Unique Passive: Gain 10 flat armor pen for every 100 AD (caps at 30 ar pen)
Cost- 3600G
>Item2
Regicide masque
45 AD
10 flat ar pen
Unique Passive(Regicide): 12% Bonus Damage when attacking target from behind(applies to spells as well)
Active: Teleport directly behind a target enemy champion within range(500)(90 sec CD)
Cost :3100G
>Item3
Geralf's Hunting Visor
30 AD
5% Movement speed
Passive: Unstealthed Enemies below 30% HP within a certain range(2000) are outlined(think Rengar Vision)
Unique Passive(Great Hunt): While moving you generate "Hunt" stacks increasing your movespeed(stack generation increased when moving towards a visible enemy). At 100 Hunt stacks your next attack is a garenteed modified critical strike(160%) that will apply a 1 second slow then cause your target to bleed for 90% of your bonus AD as magic damage and the stacks will be consumed.
Turns out they dont wanna fuck with AP Itemization (they say its in a good spot) so theyre apparently just focusing on AD stuff.
So far I think the Item I like the most is Regicide masque shit was clearly made for #LCSbigplay
also
>>148113221
>He says this...
>While Malzahar exists.
>>148093669
why are you writing like you're texting a fucking hoodlum.
Nice game lolbaboons.
>>148113160
I proclaim my allegiance La Madrina!
Show me the true form of funposting!
>>148113249
>At 100 Hunt stacks your next attack is a garenteed modified critical strike(160%) that will apply a 1 second slow then cause your target to bleed for 90% of your bonus AD
Rengar will shit all over everything even harder now
>>148113262
At least Malzahar is permabanned.
>>148113387
He also has a 55% winrate and Vel'koz just has a 51%. So... what's the exact problem with Vel'koz again?
>>148113249
if you're real rito are there any assassins that are completely changing their entire kit?
vg vs vg NA
9 slots remaining
Password is vydia
>>148113332
First of all Rengar is getting reworked definately.
2nd no AD ever builds magic pen so the bleed is actually pretty shit.
3rd you will need a IE too make it work
4th its better on Zed
Also Katarina and Talon are losing thier *teleports behind you* skills in favor of "more healthy and counterplayable" utility/mobility skills
I await with baited breath to see what batshit insane rework hits internals the next 2 weeks.
Hey guys ask an LCS player anything
Just got to gold, it took me 98 games. Should I just stop here or play another 150 games to get to plat? Is it even worth it?
vg vs vg NA
Password is vydia
Join before it's over!
>>148113524
i know it's going to be impossible to get people to join but i'll join to make (you) happy
>>148091127
Breeding.
Who is the best champion in the game and why is it this nigga?
>>148113646
>>148113603
if your having fun just keep playing dont think about rank cause desu rank doesnt mean anything this season
>>148113593
How much pussy do you get?
vg vs vg
Want to improve your LoL skills? Practice here!
Password is vydia
>>148113721
Sorry, I don't have two hours to spare.
>>148113479
Basically all "unhealthy" shit on assassins is gotta go
a couple things I know theyre changing
-Shunpo
-Talons cuttthroat
-Rengar passive (the ferocity part not the bush jumping)
-Fizz W (the %max hp dmg)
-Ekko W (the %max hp dmg)
-Akali passive and E
The big 3 reworks are SUPPOSEDLY going to be Kata/Rengar/Talon with some more modest work on Akali
also im not a Rioter.
Basically Rioters bring in autismo nobody mains (in waves) puts them under NDA and lets us playtest shit.
>>148113646
Because he isnt
Pic related, it is the best champ in the game
>>148113721
i cant find it did it start?
Let's play a game, /lolg/.
>Go to the previous thread
>Press Ctrl + F
>Enter your main's name
>Post the number of results
Reminder that if you hit 50+, your champion is literally cancer.
>>148113718
Almost 0
I try not to get involved with girls who like league, they're crazy as fuck.
>>148113856
>-Akali passive and E
>with some more modest work on Akali
aight if you're legit that's what I really wanted to know, as an autismo akali main I just really don't want them to touch Q/R much, if they want to mess with passive and E I was kind of expecting that
>>148113856
No...not my Kat..please no...
Yi's Q and W are the best abilities in the game. Whoever designed him is a genius.
>>148114000
My kind of fellow.
>>148114030
Well, I don't have a main but my 2 most played champs were posted 7 and 11 times.
>>148113856
What about Evelynn and Nocturne?
>>148113489
to the surprise of no one, another 4chan conversation dies after both people refuse to ID themselves
>>148114140
well eves getting reworked again
>>148114030
>jhin
>29
not cancer, but pretty damn close
>>148114000
Trips of truth
>>148114000
Living Sion is actually handsome as shit
Is there even any champ with beard in LOL
>>148114030
Vlad
9
He cute
>>148114030
>2 responses.
>They're both mine.
Eh...
>>148114030
>Akali - 17
>it was all in a single discussion about her being shit in top lane at high elo or something
feels good man
>>148114284
yeah but I really fucking dislike your fucking annoying personaloty dude
srry ;_;
>>148114281
Yorick, is that you?
>>148114318
Wow rude, I don't even know who you are!!!
>>148114330
Sorry, no. My champ is actually cancer, though.
>>148114000
I hope they make another huge champ like Sion. Remember when he first came out and people went apeshit about how gigantic that nigga is
>>148114000
they did a good job with sion's looks
too bad his kit is shit
>>148114396
nope i dont remember that he was quite normal sized when he came out
>>148114318
>judging someone's personality from their shitposting>MAX IMAGE REPLIES REACHED
>>148114403
He is a cc monster mang, his kit is decent. Not too good so that it'd be cancer but good enough so that you will keep playing him
It feels fucking satisfying landing your R from miles away
>>148114460
>judging an attention whore for attention whoring
>>148114471
>COOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
>>148114437
Nah that nigga is huger than both level 1 Zac and Cho, the two biggest champ at the time
>want to learn to jungle nidalee
>look up a guide
>it's about placing up traps beforehand and a massive hassle
Fuck me, I knew there was another type of jungling with her but I can't be bothered with all that shit. I guess there has to be some sort of downside to one of the best ganks in the game.
>>148114471
since everyone plays meta champs with 12382193 jumps its really hard to land anything with him
>>148114460
you can very much tell a person's personality by the way they type, even if its not who they are, its who they want to be
and nobody wants to be friends with a 14 year old
>>148114471
>>148114536
>tfw I have the mecha sion skin
>3 people trying to push down top
>muffled in the distance
>CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO
>come in and shit on them with a total of 7 seconds of CC that is pretty much unavoidable unless they pop flashes
>>148114586
I wish I was 14 again.
>>148114403
You need to get used to his kit, but if you do, it's really fun, especially because of Sion's insanley high base damages. He is a lot slower than other champions, and requires a lot of prediction in order to use him to his full potential.
>>148114586
>tfw no qt 14yr old friends
>>148114653
what?
huh?
a image?
wtf?
>>148113249
DUDE ARMOUR PEN LMAO
JUST LIKE HAVE NO RESISTS
THE ADC BUILT A RANDUINS OUT OF DESPERATION? HAHA I'M STILL DOING TRUE DAMAGE ANYWAY XD
DUDE ARMOUR PEN LMAO
triggered as fuck
>>148114697
You underestimate the power of La Madrina.
>taliyas STILL on the login screen
>longer than anyone has ever been
why are they pushing this garbage champion
>>148114140
I think they think Noc is a dive fighter not a assassin
I honestly dont know.
Also Eves gonna get a Ryze level rework soon anyway so who cares.
>>148114059
Funny thing I think theyre gonna mess around with Q too. They think "Mark target / attack mark for damage" is too uninteresting and binary at LoLs current state. Theyre going to give it some other functinality for attacking marked targets,
Im assuming a shitload though from bits and pieces of ingame Rioter talk and chat and talking with other play testers.
They sound really amped and happy with some of the shit theyre doing.
>>148114791
Just because you, a silver surfer can't play her, doesn't mean she's garbage, just git gud
>>148114796
>Also Eves gonna get a Ryze level rework soon anyway so who cares.
I care I want to know what I have to look forward to, I like Evelynn.
>>148114791
Honestly, she has a personality of a rock.
I mean, come on, did they really think rock puns is what we always wanted from an earth-themed champion?
>>148114030
Your number are too high. Malzahar didn't necessarily get discussed last thread but is cancer. Jhin is cancer.
>>148114815
her kit could be the most cancerous in the game
she's still a garbage, ugly champion
>>148114762
I mean in order to get that hurrdurr 80 armor pen you have to dedicate yourself to full glasscannon anyway so it trades off.
If you go full arpen Tanks with 300 armor like Maokai/Rammus and shen are going to steamroll your dumbass.
>>148114882
no!
>>148101771
not him but yeah Riot fucking killed GP. Before BARRELS he was my favorite champion in the game. He's not nearly as fun now.
>image limit reached
>mfw
>>148113249
>riot adding blink dagger to a game where flash is ubiquitous
i don't think so tim
>>148114791
>>taliyas STILL on the login screen
>>longer than anyone has ever been
>why are they pushing this garbage champion
Yasuo was on the login screen for a fucking long time dude, so was Braum.
>>148114796
>They think "Mark target / attack mark for damage" is too uninteresting and binary at LoLs current state.
disgusting
>Theyre going to give it some other functinality for attacking marked targets,
aight I guess this could be okay, so long as it's still 'throw Q then hit Q for free shit' kinda style
but I assume it's going to be overloaded with a bunch of random buffs like most of the other stuff these days where it now does shit for damage but gives like a bunch of movespeed and shreds bonus MR and gives you a shield or something when you hit it
man if they turn her into another ekko where it's meant to be "an assassin but you're meant to assassinate them over time so here's a bunch of other shit to keep you alive for ages" kinda thing I'm going to be pissed
>>148115142
>>148115142
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>>148114959
>100% guarnteed kill on their adc every single time you are on screen with literally nothing they can do to prevent their death
>your adc stays alive so you win the game even if you die
Assassins are stupid and flat armor pen on every item is stupid.
>>148115253
STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD
>>148110797
Yorick Digs Me