There is literally NOTHING wrong with maining Genji edition
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hana song
>not being a slut
what the fuck is wrong with you
who /luckycunt/ here?
this was in the span of 10 levels
ZARYATTA IS THE SHIP OF THE FUTURE
YOU MAY LAUGH NOW BUT OUR TIME IS COMING
Xth for ya boi!
>>148087089
Best girl
I want to sexually bully Pharah.
Daily reminder that if you're not a flanker/sniper and don't have a medal in objective time, you're shit
CAR WASH
>watching shitty overwatch videos from the beta
>find someone who knocked me off the map as soon as I exited spawn while we were both Lucios
>cut to a shitty clip of promotional art of Lucio with a leddit rage face falling into the grand canyon and disappearing like team rocket
>>148087190
yes
>>148087147
>3 legendaries in one drop
you are preddy gud
i have yet to get a mccree legendary, i really like mystery man, got both yeti hunter mei legendaries off a drop though but i feel really uncomfortable on her
Best grandpa
>First point of Ilios
>Get 47 kills
>Next two points
combined 1 kill, 192 deaths
>>148087147
I have only one legendary skin among all heroes I play.
>>148087263
I got silver as Hanzo before.
>>148087259
This is actually funny.
And true.
>>148087338
post video
>>148087341
She's criminally adorable in that pic. I hope that artist draws more of her.
When is tracer getting meaningful cooldowns? I'm getting tired of seeing two of them every game.
>>148087358
What level?
>tfw first time playing symmetra
holy shit shes so fucking good. everybody low level has no fucking idea how to destroy her sentries and they own so fucking good. even had people on the other team tell me to fuck off.
>>148087482
70.
Reinhardt's shield could dispense credits and blowjobs and people still wouldn't stand behind it
>started playing again after a few week hiatus
>open a loot crate
>orange drop
>"oh boy, I only got 3 legendary skins so far"
>another legendary hanzo
Time to leave
Do you guys think this game will become F2P?
>>148087358
I actually don't care for a lot of the legendarys. I prefer simpler blue and white color palettes. Such a shame.
I just finished my qualifiers for comp and got 49. Am I a shitter or am I okay?
>>148087440
>People who play a super squishy character have good CD management! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>148087391
https://youtu.be/AcXhyvBvunE?t=53s
Would have been funny but the rageface soured it, why are all Overwatch videos like this?
>>148087147
what in the actual fuck
3 legendaries in 1 drop has got to be like .001% chance
>>148087585
Starcraft 2 and Wow still aren't free to play
>>148087609
Some heroes have really good 250 recolors, posh tracer, paragon rein, chrome Genji, on the range Cree come to mind
>>148087585
Maybe in like 10 years after its heyday
>>148087614
50 is average
You're below average
>>148087512
Symmetra is the perfect litmus test for whether a team is full of simps or not. I swear every team I'm on get fucking DESTROYED by her turrets. And yet mine always get immediately blown to fuck...
>>148087512
Now wait until you realize how much better she is when instead of trying to create a carwash of death or death room you use them to cover flanking points.
>>148087575
Jokes on you, I main Reaper >:^)
>>148087697
Yeah, 76 has a really nice one and there's a few OK ones. But most of them are super garish.
>Playing like shit on one game
>Go and check how I'm doing
>Gold eliminations with 4 kills
>As Lucio
I knew that the game was lost at that point
>>148087614
Better than 40% of the ranked playerbase
Win 2 games and you'll be better than 60%
>>148087625
She has three dashes on a very short cooldown and a rewind. There's no management involved if they're always up.
>>148087147
I've only had four legendary skin drops so far, and they've all been for heroes I never play. I got one last night for the first time in forever and it was my second D.Va legendary. (First was Scavenger, this one was whatever the recolor of B.Va is called.)
How would you buff widow without making her a broken sniper of death again?
I propose: Buff the shit out of venom mine, but lengthier cooldown
Now deals 200 damage over 7 seconds, rather than 75 over 5 seconds, forcing most classes to either get healed, seek out a healer/health pack, or pop a defensive cooldown
And change the mine so it has a longer set time to prevent just launching it into crowds as a grenade as you can now, sorta
Reduce bloom on her guns automatic mode by about 50%
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745546970#post-5
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745546970#post-5
"We are addressing Overtime in an upcoming patch but that still doesn't change how this feels in regulation time. We want to do one round of changes first and see how prevalent stalling still is and then do another round if stalling regulation time is still a problem."
ITS HAPPENING, THEYRE FIXING THE MECHANIC THAT LETS A LOSING TEAM KEEP DRAWING OUT THE GAME FOR 5 MORE MINUTES
>>148087420
true
>do stupid shit like play mccree
>other people with much stronger heros cant even get gold and just keep dying
>2 gold at 8 kills 4k damage
why do people suck shit. i popped on widow last second and wipe half their team before dying
What's the general strategy for playing Symmetra on attack? Does anyone have any good tips?
>>148087840
If you know the game's lost you must switch to a damage hero to contest your gold medals and lose the least ammount of rank
>>148087860
>There's no management involved if they're always up
Git gud at prediction and they won't always be up, because she'll have to blow them all to get away once she's hit once.
>>148087873
My first legendary was deadlock Torb, I disliked Torb but I tried him and now he's one of my favs
Then I got Barbarossa
Post the lewd Meis
>>148087889
>let me just sneak that widow
>poison mine
>FUCK
>piddels me with her smg for 40 or so damage
>Die to her poison
Sounds great
>>148087967
Neck urself.
>>148087967
Yeah, play a different hero instead.
If you REALLY are set on playing her on attack, wait until after the first objective is captured. There's literally zero sense before that in any case.
Why have I been criticized when I was one of the best players on the team
>what the fuck is wrong with you
not being a slut
>KoTH Lijiang
>have 4 gold medals at the end
>3 eliminations
>900 damage
>1 objective kill
>00:01 objective time
>>148088096
premades?
wall climbing with lucio is so fun
>>148087907
I'm fine with a team pulling a comeback victory, even the bullshit cheated feeling I get sometimes from 99-0s turning into 99-99s. I feel like a lot of OT's problems would be fixed if they fixed the godamn detection issues for OT.
Too often do I have corpses refreshing the clock when they shouldn't, and live bodies on the point not refreshing the clock when they should. It's obviously not an intended feature as it's inconsistent as fuck how it happens.
I'm willing to bet it has a lot to do with server latency times having discrepancies with client viewports of the game.
>>148087997
This gets me every time.
Post the lewd Roadhogs
>>148087997
I'm actually now kinda mad that Mariachi skin doesn't have different voices. In general kinda upset different skins don't sound different.
>>148088043
>Junkrat lays trap
>You get caught
>Its essentially guranteed death
>Bastion sets up sneakily
>Walk into his los
>Basically insta death
>Widow plants a trap
>You trigger it
>It just tickles
Would be nice if she actually had an ability outside of her scope
>>148087889
>Don't want to make her broken
>She can now kill most heroes, including every fucking hero dedicated to killing her minus Winston, with her fucking E if they don't grab a rare healthpack or find their medic
Or, maybe, Widow players could use their headphones to hear flankers, or perhaps use the Mine to detect flankers LIKE IT WAS FUCKING INTENDED TO.
>TFW I just opened this lootbox and have to become the instapick Hanzo now
Time to learn how to shoot logs
>>148088036
I've had two D.Vas, a Bastion, and a Mercy, so it's not really a situation like that.
>>148088234
It does though.
Ive heard Reaper speaking spanish at the start of a round before, but only once. And he was wearing the white mexican skin
>>148087743
O-oh... Okay...
>>148088237
>step on a giant bear trap
>Die
Fair.
>Walk around corner
>See bastion
>Walk back with basic human reactions
Fair
>Widow plants a trap
>It should kill 200 hp heroes in 7 seconds for daring to get the sniper, not accounting for Widow's slightly worse than 76 smg
Why
>solo queuing in competitive for the first week, plenty of good games all the way to rank 70
>the instant I hit 70 it's time for cancerous double zarya teamstacks
you have to tank your mmr to have fun as a solo player right?
>>148088234
wait for the update.
Can't wait to hear him say ORALE HUEY
Please be on the lookout for this dangerous individual. If seen do not approach alone and always be aware of your surroundings. Thank you and be safe.suspect is unbelievably cute and may take you by surprise
>>148088394
Or play quick play if you want to just play for fun
>>148088279
>MC Hammer pants fursuit
>not Young Master
Sorry.
>>148088237
You also fail to mention that Junkrat and Bastion can't kill you from across the fucking map with their M1.
No, she's not supposed to have an ability outside her scope. That she has an assault rifle and an escape is more than enough for a FUCKING SNIPER. The mine is an unnecessary bonus that 95% of Widows only use in firefights. Firefights they could have avoided if they mined the flanker route, then shot the fucking flanker as they're running up.
>>148088259
Her design problem is she only really has her scope to contribute to her team
And thats very easily either too weak or too strong
If she had multiple abilities that arent her scoped shots (like a stronger mine) it'd help define her more as an area defender without breaking her
Also 7 seconds is plenty, plenty time to save yourself
A good third of the cast have an ability to save themselves
Another entire type of class can survive it easily etc.
The point is more to force a reaction
There should really be a Doomguy hero.
>runs fast at all times
>mediocre or non-existent jump ability
>pump-action gun effective at every range
>ult lets you punch people to death instantly if they're below a certain HP % threshold
>character motif is a demon hunter who was trapped in hell and came back
>>148088124
Oh yeah
When the fuck is mercy ult getting nerfed
This shit is ridiculous and there's no counterplay AT ALL to sit way behind and then shift in to completely reset the teamfight INSTANTLY
Fucking nerf shift so it can't go to dead people and/or give the res a delay
This shit is beyond retarded
>>148088562
in quick play it's actually quite similar, i'm assuming there's mmr there too
>>148088573
>People complaining about widowmaker
Found the attack Hanzo player
>>148087967
Run Lucio for the speed boost, have a pocket Mercy and a Zenyatta to discord enemies. And then go around melting people with your laser beamI just won on Gibraltar attack doing this
>>148088470
Picture of suspect in question
>>148087907
>blizzard addressing competitive fixes every time they can
>mode was clearly rushed
>there are more people that would like blizzard to fix competitive play
>they live with the illusion its blizzards fault they are in the bad brackets
>extending character changes further and further into the future
im not happy with it but atleast they are doing something
Who counters Pharah?
>>148088567
young hanzo skins look like those ps2 cgi shit
vomit inducing
>>148088724
Anyone with a gun.
>>148088648
lmao everyone get a load of this retard
>>148088724
Snipers and senpai 76. Maybe roadhog of you're good at playing hooky
>>148088724
Tracer, 76, hog, Hanzo, widow
>>148088724
Anyone with a gun who knows how to aim.
Can't aim? You're shit outta luck.
>>148088718
old hag
>>148088578
>And thats very easily either too weak or too strong
Yeah, that's called "risk/reward". She was OP as an area defender before the nerf, hence the nerf being necessary. A Widow who can land headshots is still a fantastic area defender, but most of them can't, hence their whining for buffs
>>148088679
I'm not complaining about Widow as is, I'm complaining about Anon's buff suggestion. Maybe read a reply chain before you chirp up and make yourself look stupid.
>>148088648
How did everyone forget how bad blizzard "balance" is? Has it really been that long since WoW or SC? We should at least be thankful Ghostcrawler isn't around anymore or Mei would be the best hero in the game.
>Push past 60 in ranked
>Genji's dash into pharah and kill her in the air with shurikens
I'm afraid
>>148088567
>Picking any of the young Shimada skins unironically
You fucked up.
>>148088279awooo
At skill level 70, I have never seen an attack torb fail on Dorado
Who counters Pharah?
>>148088964
its the best map for attack torb
>>148089027
Pharah
>>148089027
Kys
>>148087697
>Chrome Genji
>better than Carbon Fiber
Also, you're forgetting Cobalt Mercy.
>>148088929
Past 60 you start encountering people who actually sort of know what they're doing on whoever their "main" is, and the higher you go after that the more of them you find.
>>148089081
>Carbon Fiber Genji
Go to bed Seagull
>>148088724
1. Soldier 76
2. Roadhog
3. Widowmaker
4. Hanzo
I'm sorry Pharah wrecks your "press LMB to kill" heroes like Bastion/Torb/Junkrat. Now you have to actually aim.
>>148089029
Payloads that move without an initial cap. Dorodo, route 66.
If you can place turret on the payload and reinhart blocks is hard for them to stop you coming in piecemeal. Usually this runs into trouble in the last section though
>>148087358
If silent Hill had a general this would be a good op image
>enemy picks Reinhardt finally after being stomped 2 rounds in a row
>they win
Something must be wrong here...
The ranking in this game is fucking retarded and not for the reason you'd think.
I can climb one whole rank for a win and the max rank is level 100?
I'm all the way up to 69 an this shit still isn't slowing down.
I don't even lose a rank for losing most of the time.
Even the best players shouldn't be in the 80s this soon into competitive being released.
>>148088935
>hating on sexy bois
>It's a Zarya just runs around melting everybody while taking zero damage episode
Fun and balanced game.
/owg/ show me your MAXIMUM CHARGE! face.
>>148089215
>He doesn't know that he lives for this
>>148089027
Roadhog
>>148088929
For genji and tracer you have to get close and shoot right at the chest. Hit then for 120 before they can start working your health and they knock that shit off. Tracers a bit tricky but you can kill her right off a recall if you don't get confused. I'm almost 70 with a 75% winrate with pharah, play her aggressively and teams melt. Especially mercy.
>>148089161
What a funny world it'd be if Pharah actually had to aim to get stupid kills
This game gets shittier ever month.
Been playing this game since November, and it's at an all time low point when it comes to enjoyability.
>Pharah in and dominating every match
>Double Zarya in almost every match
>Roadhog is buggy and basically RNG th hero
>>148089282
post ya pc station where you play overwatch
>>148089275
>Team is unable to deal 400 damage in 10 seconds
>>148089213
Shit gets rusty all doors are locked general.
>>148089349
nice porno wallpapers
>>148089275
>The easymode left click hitscan laser is a more effective tool than the projectiles you have to aim
Nerf the laser and buff the bombs.
>>148088567
>liking Young Hanzo, of all skins, unironically
Found the xx_Anime_Freak_xx666
>>148089262
The best players have all played like 60+ games minimum you fucking troll.
>>148089262
Ranking in this game isn't a ladder, it's a bucket. You're not meant to climb up through the ranks, you're meant to hit the point that best represents your skill level and then stagnate there. You're winning every game and leveling a ton? Congrats, the game is going to keep moving you up until it finds a point where you stop. Then the only way you'll move up is by improving.
When will Genjis learn that they can't block the Rape Beam?
>>148089282
>>148089457
I bet you make a character with big tits in every RPG.
>on attack
>on volskaya
>dude insta picks torb and proceeds to legit do nothing but place turrets and get them instantly destroyed
>inmediately goes apeshit the second I ask him to switch since it's not working out well
I mean I get it's quick play but you could at least try to win dude, there's a difference between playing casually to win to just being a mongoloid.
I mean who could play just to lose and do the same thing that's not doing anything in th-
Ohh
Advanced autism
>>148087697
>think Posh Tracer is cute
>already have T Racer (the black one)
>can't decide between the two
I love that ass but I think the helmet is cute as fuck desu
>>148089534
I hope they never do. I've harvested many percentages of ult off dumb Genjis who thought I would be denied my kill.
>>148089282
Oh? You want to try to deflect my 100% charge death beam genji? How adorable.
>>148089534
>The Genji tries reflecting monkey tickles
>Like four times in the same round
>>148089620
I like default one the most. Probably because of all the promos. Feels wrong not being the orange booty Tracer.
>>148089596
The retard who uses Young Hanzo is the same retard that unironically makes his Night Elves and Blood Elves male instead of master race female
can someone post the fat ass dude with the dva cosplay
>>148089384
>t. Zarya main
>>148089770
God damn, bite the bullet and use the archive already.
>There are people in rank 60 who can't effectively deal with torbjorn and will take free rivet headshots trying to peak the turret
>>148089349
what the fuck do you need 4 god damn screens for
what mouse sensitivity do you use?
>>148089282
>>148089612
>booga posting about QP
>literally caring about anything people do in it
>Monkey's lightning is now single target only
>It now ramps up from 50 dps to 120 dps over two seconds (Much like Symmetra's left click)
How much better or worse would monkey be like this? Would it hurt the double monkey/double tracer overtime abuse?
>>148089915
Found the mediocrity rank 50 player
>>148089349
>vertical monitors
Gross
>>148088892
they've completely fucked up all the balance in every single game post wc3, I don't know what people are expecting. Even their newest games like HS have been a balancing nightmare and they literally said one of the biggest positives about having an e-card game is that you can do balance changes more easily
>>148089952
I'd rather have it hit multiple heroes at its current DPS than having ramped up single target DPS, the whole point is that he disrupts enemies clustered up.
I've honestly never uninstalled a game from my pc quicker than this shit. The fact I paid money for this makes me ashamed of myself and I am easily one of the biggest blizzcucks here. They fucked up and they're done.
>tfw you realize that KOTH maps aren't perfectly symmetrical and playing them like they are leaves you at a disadvantage
>>148090021
>tell you not to take QP seriously and just try things out
>LEL YOU MUST BE RANK 50 xDDD
What kind of retarded logic is that?
Competitive is for being serious business and actually caring about your lineup, QP is for casual fun, it literally does not matter.
I play it with my friends who have no interest in competitive and it's just relaxing and fun for me even if THEY take it a little too seriously.
>>148090130
>They've dedicated every expansion since GvG to "slowing down the meta"
>It's only gotten faster since then
They just need to make heroes unattackable in the first three turns. Poof, no more aggro decks.
>>148090202
>10 million players
>done
>>148089287
what the fuck
>>148089282
>>148089852
how do i use it
GET UP TO RANK 60 AND NOW DOWN TO 47
WHAT'S HAPPENING? REEEEEEEEE
>>148090130
>post wc3
Found the guy that never played wc3
Night elves were broken as fuck in wc3
>YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DEFEND!!!!
>provides no advice on how to defend
Do you mute nasally faggots in comp?
Who counters Roadhog?
>Pharah is a high reward low risk hero that requires the enemy to be much, much better than her to kill her
>Junkrat/Pharah can free apply knockaround pressure from safety
>Junkrat is good at all ranges and can easily block off an entire area due to high rate of fire
>Roadhog is textbook case of inconsistency, do the same thing multiple times get a different result each time
>Zarya has no counter
>Double Zarya is outright broken due to low cool down and massive range on shields
>Tracer's only hardcounter got gutter to the point he's one of the least played heroes now, letting her freely dominate matches
>Literal coin toss in "competitive" mode
>Game will never be good because the community is downright retarded (Defends Pharah/Zarya and complains about hero stacking and Mei, lol)
It's blizzard's first FPS and boy does it show, maybe I'll come back and play in half a year so I can re-discover how broken it. Even cash grab mobile games are better designed than this.
>play Widowmaker despite knowing that you can't hit the broad side of a barn
>somehow magically making all the shots today
>team capitalizes on your sniping by finishing them off
Miracle game right there.
Somehow I don't want to keep pushing my luck.
>>148089282
>>148090324
Forced 50
If you play one ranked game a day, you'll win every single one, I promise you.
>>148090341
I could still mess with them as Undead.
>>148090228
How are they not perfectly symmetrical, elaborate
>>148090383
Reaper, Symettra if you avoid getting hooked, same with Zenyatta
>>148090383
TIME2REAP
>>148090324
>hit rank 60 last night climbing from 52
>had a nice string of wins that got me 3 levels in one night of playing
>mfw I'm fearing the tumbling DOWN, DOWN, DOWN like this
S-should I just stop?
Anyone have the "Battleborn is a tour de force" thing from metacritic?
>>148089282
>>148090324
Go home anon, ur tilted.
>>148090429
On the night market there's differences in wall riding depending on what side you're on.
>>148090383
Reaper, Junkrat if you dodge the hooks since his grenade hitbox is crazy, Tracer if you're good at prediction.
>>148089880
6 at 900 dpi
>>148090228
They are symmetrical, he's dumb.
The problem is that everyone always picks the same goddamn routes. It's predictable as fuck.
I play a shitload of Genji and Pharah so I know the value of trying out obtuse and seemingly stupid routes to the target.
It pays off when you get behind them.
>>148089349
>3DPD wallpapers
Leave
>>148090393
>Pharah is a high reward low risk hero that requires the enemy to be much, much better than her to kill her
No.
requesting mercy fan art wearing the "i'm with stupid" shirt and arrows pointing everywhere
>>148089287
>this just in
>bears have evolved to grow wings and are now actively preying on the human populace
>>148090429
everything isn't the same on both sides
>>148089596
Is that suppose to be an insult?
>>148089282
>>148088853
>>148088861
>>148089161
>>148090454
>>148090462
>>148090534
Thanks, still learning the ropes, trying to get counter info so that I can avoid them when the time comes.
Who counters Reaper?
>>148090620
Mercy is a cute
>>148090602
Not an argument.
>Lucio is still essential on many maps and the best general support in the game
>Mercy has the most powerful, game altering, uncheckable ultimate in the game and she gets it every 30 seconds
>Zenyatta is made of mouse farts and orphan's dreams
Zenyatta having 200 health and a buffed harmony orb still wouldn't make him as good at Jet Set or Le Balanced Reviver
>>148090393
>This is what sub-40s actually believe
LMAO@u
>>148090725
McCree used to, now it falls mainly to Pharah and 76, both staying out of his range.
>>148090725
Everybody.
All you need to do to counter Reaper is to actually be situationally aware and not get ambushed by a flanker.
>roadhog counters pharah
what is this dank new owg meme? rocket fuel melts pig fat.
>>148090640
>suppose
You are an insult to your parents.
>>148090770
Actually I hover between 58-62.
Also not an argument.
>>148090468
>8 game win streak
>Every win is just making me more and more stressed about the inevitable forthcoming loss
>Worry more and more with each win that there's an even worse loss streak around the corner
Fuck this shit is killing me I can hardly play anymore.
>>148090479
>Tour de Force
This shit is dumb even when used to describe books, I really fucking hope """gaming critics""" don't start using it too.
>>148090883
Fuck those cunts
>heiden scheissen now revives people at 50% hp
bam, fixed
>>148090756
>
Thanks!
>>148090927
It was a user review who was shilling battleborn so hard it wasn't even funny.
I'm just looking for the image of it
>>148090947
>revives at 50% hp
>recharges ult up to 70% after just using it
Con fucking grats.
>>148090769
his ulti needs to become damage reduction. not healing. There's too many sources of large damage that can kill through zen's healing
or just rework him completely because at the moment he does everything worse than everyone else
>>148090856
With a Zenyatta buff on the horizon Le Tricky Hook is going to go to shit on the ladder.
People fail to realize that if Roadhog's hook wasn't retarded and absurdly generous with it's hitboxes he would be bottom tier.
>>148090393
>Pharah is a high risk low reward hero
Any retard playing Widowmaker, S76, Mei, D.va (minus suit), etc. can take out the average Pharah.
Her flight path is so predictable that all you have to do is slowly aim to where she is.
>>148091037
>mercy now gains ultimate charge for healing enemy player inflicted damage only
bam, fixed
>>148090565
They're symmetrical but not perfectly symmetrical. The invisible wall on night market is placed differently on each side and one side near the point's door has an AC unit that can fuck with wall-riding.
>>148090914
Mollynude is a retard who doesn't actually understand debate. Go the fuck back to /pol mouth breather.
>>148091128
Decent. Hired.
>>148091054
>Mei, D.va (minus suit)
If you get hit by either as a Pharah, you're an idiot.
>>148091128
>Reduce the health her rez targets get
>But then she'll just charge ult again off them
>She can't, she can only charge ult off of damage inflicted by enemies
Just fucking nerf her ult charge rate and call it a day.
So i had my first gay interracial gangbang yesterday. Nothing but coloured dicks from wall to wall. I can still taste jamals smegma on my lips, the kinky stud! The best part wasn't even waking up with a butt full of crusty hiv positive cum. I had a massive brown guy in my left hand and my right hand on the keyboard. Soldier 76 was already locked.
>Zenyatta now has 50 armor and 150 shields for 200 health total
>Harmony and discord both remain past LoS break for three seconds longer
>Harmony now heals a little bit faster (+10hps)
>Lucio now has 175 health
>Mercy has a 50% slower ult charge rate
Are the supports balanced now?
I'M GONNA DO IT
>>148091296
It turns out that most Pharah players are idiots.
She's an easy character to start out with, but it wasn't until the recent brawl with her and Mercy that I actually saw people improve.
Turns out you actually learn how to dodge shit when up to six rockets are headed into your face.
>>148089952
Monkey's lightning now does 60 dps, but per target DPS is reduced non-lineraly for each target it's hitting.
1: 60 dps (60 total)
2: 35 dps (70 total)
3: 25 dps (75 total)
4: 20 dps (80 total)
5: 17 dps (85 total)
6: 15 dps (90 total)
Thus, although it becomes weaker when attacking more targets, it's overall more effective.
>1 win away from rank 60
>>148090761
Neither is your original post. Blanket statements with your lack of skill as their only backing.
>>148091489
>Dat D.Va midriff
Do it
>>148091487
when will you faggots learn 50 armor is literally not worth mentioning
>Met up with a sissy I met on overwatch and had him dress as mercy with a skirt and suck my dick
well I guess I'm gay now
>>148091616
So hitting 6 targets does less than 3dps a piece when one of them is Lucio?
>>148091616
It already does 55 DPS. That would be a huge nerf.
>>148091489
>I got both of these Legendary variations from lootboxes and I don't even play this bitch
>>148091616
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. By far.
>>148091487
Zenyatta is shit because he is immobile and doesn't heal himself, not because he has low hp.
>>148091652
Don't lose now, anon
>>148091712
Did he give you any tips on how to use bionic field effectively?
>>148091741
Accidentally dying to random shit is a consequence of having such low health. Assuming blizzard doesn't want to rework him giving him more health is the most obvious solution.
>>148091616
Armor would fuck him up so much harder.
Would you pay 120$ to get D.va to flash her timbits?
>>148090393
>Complaining about mid tier characters at best.
lol
>zarya still exists
>>148091868
Having him heal himself works too.
Only a retarded Zenyatta would put himself in a position of continuous fire, even now. They should be able to retreat in a moment's notice.
Zenyatta with 100 armor 100 shields anddoesn't give enemy ult charge when hit
>>148090947
>Nerf charge rate
>If Mercy died while casting it, teammates will revive at 50% health
This is the correct and only fix she needs.
>>148092069
Also the non-ult charge thing is limited to one zenyatta, once 2 zenyatta's are in play they both give ult charge
>>148092012
>toss Q on point
>have someone cleanup
>ez game if no rez
>people say D.Va a shit
Name a better hero for finding and destroying teleporters.
>>148091974
No. I'd pay a lot more for pharah though.
>>148092069
Imo he needs a huge buff. Even if he's really strong offensively, his healing is still subpar, and you'd honestly still be better off with another lucio/mercy
>>148091684
>>148091731
Now to play the waiting game
>Watching Milo streaming a smurf
>Literally spawn camping the enemy team and goes 32-0
Holy shit...
>>148089282
>>148092225
Tracer
>>148092225
76
Genji
Tracer
Reaper
Winston
and all these heroes aren't screwed if someone happens to pop out of the tele
>>148092225
Monkey man from the Moon. Shits on sentries, shits on Symmetra.
>>148092246
>Guy beats people new to the game
WOW
WOAH
WOW
JUST LIKE MY LEGO LEGENDS MY OTHER FAVORITE VIDEO GAME
>Orb of Harmony stays on previous target for X seconds after switching to a new target
Boom, zenyatta now has decent healing if the player juggles healing orbs effectively
>Zenyatta has a right click
>>148089282
>>148088234
>b.va skin changes lines to nothing but bee puns
>>148092245
now you need to buy golden guns for her, so it looks like she blew her budget on gold-dipped fussion cannons and had to skimp on the rest of the mech.
>two leavers in a row
>>148092446
>zenyatta has hitscan hitboxes
>>148089282
Post the musclefu who looks like bestgirl. You know the one.
>>148092446
It's good if someone is peeking you. Just hit them in the face. Often get couple kills in a row with that shit because idiots keep coming.
>Tfw I want to buy emotes and shit with my coin$ but afraid new skins and shit will release
>>148075073
>Zarya
>Lucio
>MercyAlso, am I slut or a rudie for playing support so much?
>>148092576
I-I hope this isn't too lewd
>>148092418
He's not just beating them though, like they can't even leave the damn spawn point.
>>148092647
I need slightly less lewd, anon.
>>148092576
What anime/cartoon is this picture based on? It looks cool, thats why I want to know
>>148092606
Well are you filling or picking them first?
>>148090947
No you idiot, make her lose 10% ult charge on death.
That would fix literally every issue had with her.
It would stop defender side lol-no-LoS rezzes through the walls to bullshit the match flat out.
It would reward the enemy team for actually getting kills on her instead of the system now where regardless of what you do she's going to get ult and fly back into a fight with full charge despite a death.
>>148092795
Jojobizzaro
>>148092795
Jimothy's Queer Happenstance
>>148092780
>>148092660
If I made a new account, and went against people who were new to the game and didn't know what characters do, I could easily spawn camp them as 76/reinhardt/genji etc
It's not impressive because they literally have no idea what they are doing
It's like a diamond player shitting on people in bronze.
It's not impressive, you're just an asshole
>>148092904
Kekked heartily
>>148092795
Jarvis's quirky quest
>>148092823
10% charge is nothing. you get 100% in a single engagement.
>>148092780
>That everything
But for real that smile, I've never been more attracted to a girl because of her smile.
Also remove hero stacking so I can actually like Zarya.
>>148092780
she's a complete twink what the fuck
here's zarya mode
>>148087147
>3 legendaries
anon, i hope to god you bought a fuck ton of lotto tickets after that one
Does Zarya have the slowest ult charge rate?
>>148092809
Instapick Lucio, most of the time.
Get 10-15k healing on average.should I start training my ass?
> it's a "gold elims as a tank or support" episode
guess that's what I get for doing qp
>>148093001
It would stop her most flagrant abuse right now. Her ult is powerful as all fuck, but only bullshit in the scenarios I talked about.
If you are complaining about her using it in the middle of teamfights or engagements you are bad for not killing her.
If you are complaining about her coming from the spawn and flying inches to rez an entire team you have it in the right.
>>148093031
>Zarya
>Blonde haired light skinned fattish-skinny black girl
what
>>148092379
>76
>Genji
>Tracer
>Reaper
Symm can easily kill these.
>Winston
Ok, but doesn't get an extra life like D.Va does
>>148093120
probably
Lucio's is pretty slow as well
>>148093001
He even specified
>It would stop defender side lol-no-LoS rezzes through the walls to bullshit the match flat out.
and i have to agree
>>148093031
She was doing the short pink hair long before and some people actually started calling her image sets 'Zarya cosplay'. She caught on and tags her photos zarya nowwould still smash that though
>>148092647
>>148092780
what is her name?
>>148093175
build not hair
>>148093212
>Lucio's is pretty slow as well
The fuck? No it's not. Are you not doing damage?
>>148093292Stefania Ferarrio
Mccree is pretty good desu.
>Get invited to a discord after a good matches with a premade
>Guy named healslut posting pictures of his hairy 250+ pound body stutter typing
Good lord my eyes
>>148093212
You don't understand the concept of love, anon.
Anyone want to group up and play a bunch of games for the XP boost?
I'm looking for someone who doesnt care about winning or being toxic. A lot of the time I will just lock Widow every game and mute everyone and just fuck around. Sometimes I win, sometimes I don't. I'm rank 29 cause I really don't care.
>>148093482
thanks anon
>>148093395
>>148093534
I dont play Lucio
and I dont play Zarya either
Im just basing these off of what I see in-game
>>148093167
I could have swore there were 5 other people on my team
Quick question for you guys who play mercy alot. Can you damage boost or even heal a friendly junkrat's riptire? I noticed that you can see its health bar but never really was crazy enough to chase after it and try it.
>last to pick
>someone asks for healer
>pick hanzo for 2 seconds as a joke
>they instaleave
lmaoI ended up playing mercy and we won
>>148093492
Good players will not argue this, 140 hitscan headshots are never to be ignored.
Most complain about how fan serves no purpose at all anymore except to kill tanks, and how killing a Genji boils down to him having damage pre-flashbang. Or how Tracer is now 100% reliant on if you have an angle on her head in the flashbang.
I don't want buffs, I want changes to make him kill those 2 easily, but not dumpster tanks as well as he does.
Wish he did what he was supposed to senpai, I'm tired of these tracer-genji faggots flying around freely.
>>148093697
>>148093657
A lot of times I'll sit on ult as Lucio to wait for a push (either for my team or against the enemy team), but press Z when it's filled.
I've gone about 5 minutes without using ult just sitting on the point waiting for the enemy to drop a bunch of ults on us.
>>148093506
what shit discord were you invited to the one im in is not that bad
>>148093841
Just tighten his FTH spread.
>>148089282
>>148093657
A lot of people don't really know how to use Lucio ult. Also, they could be sitting on it for a while since it's situational and not instantly casted.
Depending on your rank, Zarya will also hold ult since using it in a combo can win a game.
>>148093697
This meme is all wrong
Where's the wallriding
>>148093884
laziest greenscreen I've ever seen
They didn't even try
It would've been better to keep the green
>>148093827
Anybody who isn't a tank whining for a healer can go fuck themselves.
What I particularly like doing is when we have some terrible team comps such as two defense Genjis, I'll switch to Genji until someone gets frustrated enough to switch off.
>>148093841
McCree isn't bad, but he requires extreme skill to be effective at all. He also suffers from the problem that, post nerf, his flashbang and his FtH serve next to no purpose, because being close enough to use them means you're closer than his effective range.
He's become a hard to use midrange gunman with half a worthless kit.
>>148093167
got gold elims (17) and ptog as lucio on hanamura defense, wasn't even a bad team. Enemy never touched the first point.
>>148093492
Literally no reason to pick him over S76.
Give him 5 damage back on FtH and tighten the spread. He needs to be able to reliably kill the other offensive heroes if they get in his zone.
>>148093841
The problem with this game is that instead of tanks having different types of health that can be balanced differently from normal health, they just have a bunch of yellow armor that's totally inconsequential against most heroes, plus bigger hitboxes to catch more spray.
If they had a completely different type of health instead of fatass regular health with meaningless armor, they could be balanced separately from squishies. As it stands, a "tankbuster" is just someone that does a lot of damage per shot, possibly in a wide radius.
>>148093998
Are you willing to put in the effort to fix it?
If not it must not be that easy.
They also posted it when we had very little content in the thread and I appreciate the effort
So is there any good counter to a D.va rush in sudden death? I was playing with some of my friends and one caught us off guard, so we started using it ourselves. Other than getting bitched out by some skeptical team members, we haven't had any problems yet on attack.
>>148090808
Dont care if I sound bad asking this but how do I take out Reaper as Roadhog?
Everygoddamn time I hook him in, I shotgun and melee combo and he always seems to be able to reaper form to a health pack or hide behind his team
Honestly dont seem to have this problem with anyone else
>>148094186
Bastion
Torb is so satisfying.
>>148094002
>I'll switch to Genji until someone gets frustrated enough to switch off
>yfw that's exactly why the second Genji was picked
>>148094069
The only reason to pick over 76 would be ult stopping. Maybe Zarya combo, but probably not.
>>148094280
>Pulling molten manlet as roadhog
why do that to himself
>>148093927
Speed it up a touch too, 4 shots in a stun would fix all of his problems.
>>148094020
I feel ya, I can't put him down though. I prefer the kick and fire-rate of a revolver over 76's gun anyday. Plus I despise playing against Tracers and Genjis so he was a natural shoe-in for me.
>>148090393
The only correct thing you said here is about Tracer, and that's only on KOTH maps.
Imagine being so bad you think that a 76 has to be infinitely superior to the player Pharah in order to kill them.
I AM LEVEL 25
WHY DO I SEE A BASTION OR HANZO POTGs IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAME
WHY ARE MY TEAMMATES SO RETARDED THAT THEY LET THEMSELVES GET QUADRUPLE KILLED BY A HUGELY TELEGRAPHED ULT
WHEN WILL THEY NOT RUN INTO THE MACHINE GUN FIRE LIKE BRAINLESS CHICKENS
I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING I JUST WANT TO NOT SEE THESE BORING-ASS POTGs BY THE SAME TWO CHARACTERS ANYMORE
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148094308
>yfw that's exactly why the second Genji was picked
Eh, I don't care about one since there's a small chance he'll be useful, two is just no.
WHy does the game say "you won't be penalized"....but then penalizes you if you leave during that time?
>>148094218
You need to learn to hook.
First thing is whenever you hook someone, stop moving. Immediately. This cuts down on people landing next to you or behind you.
Next, when they actually land in front of you, walk forward. Barrel stuff the mofos.
Third, you're taller than most heroes: you can land most of your blast to their head, and have the rest go into their body.
Lastly, melee.
You should also learn to combo it with an alt fire before you hook them. In general learn to use your alt fire: being able to sweetspot and oneshot people with the flak shot separates the good hogs from the hook abusers.
>>148094389
>he thinks level 25 is actually high
if youre still seeing this shit at level 60, then you have a problem
>>148091054
>Playing Widowmaker in the Winston/Tracer/Genji meta
lmao@u
>See this
What do?
>>148094389
>I AM LEVEL 25
We can tell.
>>148094389
that stops around rank 50
>>148094482
>AWW YEAH YOU WANNA FUCK SATAN'S PUSSY?
>>148094457
> when you get that sweet RMB and boop someone's head off
I can't tell if hog is a noob check like bastion, OP, or just good against disorganized teams
today was a good day
>>148087147
>McCaprio Unchained
>Soulshardt
>Same box
Nut.
>group queue for the first time with a random dude that added me after a game
>easiest ranked wins of my life
AT LAST I TRUELY SEE
>>148094482Bend over.
>>148094482
WOOP WOOP
Pull over that ass
>>148094482
Sexy time.
>>148094482
Fuck her and her sissy husband.
Duh.
>>148094389
>these sort of people are allowed into competitive
B R A V O
B L I Z Z A R D
>wrecking enemy team
>someone on our team leaves
>still win
>we still get shit all xp
you have got to be fucking kidding me.
>5 hours into junkrat
>still can't get the steel trap achievement
>got the RIP tire one even though it seemed harder
Tell me your secrets Hunkrats mains, how do I get it?Also, why is he so fun?
Just had an ally Pharah go batshit retard in chat because he killed 2 people by knocking them off the stage with her E.
First it was the get raped fags, then the fuck your mom in the ass, then it was just a spam of GET REKT GET CANCER. And finished it up with WATCH THIS POTG U R ALL SHIT of him standing there, pressing E and knocking 2 people off the stage. Big whoop.
We won the game but I can't get over what kind of person does shit like this unironically.
>>148094395
I'm just pointing out that someone could be thinking in a very similar way to you, which could be creating the problem that you have 1/3-1/2 of your team as Genji.
>>148087147
>tfw getting 3 legendaries is probably the same odds as winning the 5 million dollar lotto here
Shit nigga I don't know if I'm impressed or saddened
>>148094595
Mercy has a husband?
>>148094639
I got it completely naturally somehow
if you /really/ want to set it up then place your mine in a position where an enemy will be launched forwards by it, and put the trap where you predict they'll land
>>148094639
Drop a trap ahead of a doorway and then the mine on the wall/doorway. Once you see somebody, mash RMB.
>>148093841
Fuck that. McRee was the most potent cancer ever. Genji and Tracer can be dealt with but fuck that 1 click gg bullshit. Leave McCree in the trash bin. It's better that way.
>Farah's father is Reyes, she doesn't know it
>He doesn't know it either
>Sombra is going to imply it
>>148094482
>this payload isn't going to deliver itself
This game....if you get stuck in a negative spiral on ranked games may god have mercy on your soul...
>>148094731
>has never played a competent genji or tracer
>>148094639
Stop trying to do it. Just use your trap and mine proactively and it'll happen.
I got mine on Dorodo Defense, in the little ally to the left of the first checkpoint that the health pack spawns in. It's a great place to post up as ratman: drop your trap on the stairs, watch the hallway to the left, back up for the healthkit if you get under fire. And if people are running towards you from the cart, they have to go up that little stairway: throw a mine at them and give 'em a little nudge.
>>148094731
>McRee was the most potent cancer ever.
I'd rather have one potent cancer than the 4 benign cancers we have in every fucking game now. He was hit too hard without blizz touching anything else, and now every game is comprised of all the shit he kept in check.
>have Double Winston, Lucio, Mercy, S76, and Reinhardt on Volskaya
>take both points in under 2 minutes
>>148094696
She is an attractive blonde swiss woman pushing 40.
If she hasn't married at least once, then Overwatch is the most unrealistic universe since Battlefield Earth.
>>148094750
Reyes is like 48 and Pharah is 32, man. That means he fucked Sombra when he was like 16 or 17. I fucking doubt it.
Already off to a great start. Guess the final character.
>>148094750
>Reyes
>not Morrison
>their arguing started over Ana, then erupted after Reyes was shafted by the UN and Morrison was made the leader of Overwatch
>When you and the other Rein are dueling to become the alpha and teammates start interfering
THIS IS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US YOU FUCKS
>>148094901
That's true but what if her husband isn't a sissy and tries to fuck you?
>>148094696
We NEED a witch skin for Mercy
>instead of using wings, she sits on her staff when floating
>>148094957
Hanzo
>>148094482
>>148094957
I'd want a Zarya here
>>148094457
Im pretty decent with my hooking, most games im around 60-70% like I said though it always seems to be Reaper I fail with
But I didn't know about the stopping when you hook and walking forward, i'll try and get used to those, always notice people are landing to my sides or going right through me
If you ult as D.Va, can you hide behind an enemy's shield?
>>148094957
If it isn't Genji you're a liar.
But if you're lying it was probably Wa Ga Teki Go fuck yourself.
>>148094972
>Friendly team doesn't understand the call of Reinhardt
>They can't comprehend the primal need to assert dominance over the enemy
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>148094957
Gonna have to say Hanzo, McRee or Genji here.
>>148095035
y-yes?
Another for the list.
>>148094785
Tell me about it, I placed at 59, but thanks to KOTH and bad luck with teammates not being able to kill tracer i'm never going to see the 60s
>>148094974
Then she probably married a black guy.
>>148094901
Her husband wasStrike-Commander Jack Morrison
>>148094389
So get good at flanking high noons with McCree.
PotG every game. 3-4+ Noons is a guaranteed PotG.
>>148094595
I don't think pharah has the qualifications to be a husband.
>>148094839
>i want 17 fth 18 eliminations back
McCree was no fun to play against. Winston fries tracer and genji, we don't need him back.
>>148094950
Mexicans start fucking at like 6.
>>148094996
>>148095010
>>148095038
>>148095060
Nope.
I finally did it famalam
>>148094972
>Enemy roadhog steps in to fuck up your duel
FUCK OFF
Will the update be D.Va buffs?
>>148095110
become a god at tracer, wreck their whole team, koth freelo.
>>148095150
Jack had some great war stories.
>>148095234
One can only hope.
>>148095234
The update removes D.Va from the game, and shortly after Blizz will release a comic that unveils the canonical death of Hana Song.
>>148095110
I believe you've been carried, my good man
>>148095139
Or a Reinhardt clone.
>>148095225
Why is this fag wearing lipstick?
>>148095335
>she looked away from the fight to check her livestream chat and died
fucking rip
>>148094972
>Me and the enemy Reinhardt charge past each other and turn around to fight
>Both teams start going off in chat like it's a wrestling match
I miss beta
>>148095215
I-is it quickplay?
I don't want to play ranked, and quick play has a 2 minute queue.
Fuck.
>>148095335
Didn't they announce there are already plans to kill off one character and replace them with either a clone or some other dude with the same power set?
>>148095368
Because Jojo is a completely heterosexual anime with absolutely no gay undertones.
>>148095356
I solo qued my placements unfortunately
>>148095335
i would literally run up to blizzards offices and cry in front of it ALL DAY if they did this
>>148095398
fucking subscriber alerts. She was too pure for this world.
>>148095368
I don't know about vampire fashion.
Also, watch your fucking mouth when talking about god.
>>148095417
No.
>>148087967
>stuck for almost the entire game attacking Hollywood
>First objective is guarded by bastion/reinhardt meat grinding my useless team
>give up and switch to sym because fuck it
>put teleporter right on the fucking objective
>entire team instantly on the objective instead of in the courtyard
>we win
What the hell team? If it was going to be that easy then why didn't we just do that 10 minutes ago?
>>148094482
Stick my holy scepter in satan's fiery crevice
>>148095368
To this day no one knows. He drinks some guy's blood to power up and then he starts looking like some sort of ultra dyke.
>>148095434
>He doesn't play dress up with his bros and then pose together half-naked
I mean okay.
If you wanna be a fag be my guest
>>148095503
Being a fag isn't very godly, senpai.
>>148087189
As bad as this is, loose cannon cop really got me
>>148095417
It's totally going to be Reinhart if it does happen.
>>148095417
>overwatch basically has no story outside of pre-release trailers and some comic books
>the gameplay itself isn't cannon as villains and heroes all play on the same team
>going to the effort of killing someone off and immediately replacing them with equivalent of an unmentioned twin sister
>expecting people to give a fuck and not be upset the character has completely changed and the new skins / character design isn't as good / kawaii / badass
>>148095574
like you would know
What the fuck is with the Map selection in this game?
My last 5 games have been Nepal or Lijang tower.
>>148094957
>attack
Certainly torbjorn
>>148095612
>blizzard kills off D.va and replaces her with her9-year-oldsister
>>148094482
theres only one thing to do
*unzips dick*
>>148095674
Yeah, I happen to be an expert in bullshit anime religion.
>>148095574
But making your own rules is desu,
Do you think we'll ever get another type of health that's has health gating?
>>148094573
>maccaprio
too young to have seen tombstone?
I refuse to play overwatch until they remove Hanumura
>>148087840
I once got gold eliminations, damage, objective kills and healing...
As Zenyatta.
And we somehow still won.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718317
Vote for science.
>>148095679
Fuck I would kill for some Koth. I've gotten temple of anubis/hanamura the last 5 games.
>>148095760
active camo shielding
Can't be healed by healers
half health gained from health kits
Gain transperancy based on how much active camo shielding is left
>>148095693
>blizz adding an underage character after they have seen all the fan art that has come out from the game
Nigga you know they browse here it ain't gonna happen.
Post em and judge em
>>148095839
Anyone who was 13 years old when Tombstone was released is 36 now.
>>148095891
>implying yandere is a fetish
A yandere Pharah would be fun. One girl gets close to me, she completely decimates them.
>>148095891
>futa on male
>no female
fuck your list
>>148095679
I'm 90% positive that when you log on it picks 3 maps for you to play for the night. I have gone almost a week without playing Hanumura, hollywood or Dorado. Meanwhile I've played a billion on Volskaya.
>Cowboy now does 75 damage with his left click with zero falloff
>Zenyatta now has 200 health
>Tracer healing on recall removed from the game
>Scatter arrow replaced with a hitscan, piercing shot
>Mercy now has 30% slower ultimate charge time
>Overtime now has a cap
>>148095612
>not subscribing to the Infinite multiverse theory
>Tracer's chrono accelerator is creating infinite alternate timelines that are clashing together
>>148096061
>Anon finally pulls the trigger
>>148096061
blizzard hire this man
>>148096001
>Implying you can't watch a classic now
>punk skin for tracer
>young hanzo skin
>Literally have never played either
I wish you could sell drops.
>>148096002
>implying people don't fetishize Yandere
>>148096037
Then just don't vote for futa on male you fucking idiot. It's a FETISH list. Unless hardcore vanilla gives you a boner that's hard as diamond then vote other and explain with your post.
>>148096128
>he missed because he's a retard that put the gun in his mouth with a bad angle
>>148096128
>You have to sodoku in order to play a better game
>>148095215
Honestly, Hanzo would have been a much worse pick, and in hindsight I'd be more worried about the Zen than Dva.
>Chatlog
>two people switching to McCree at the end of a game
anon...
>>148096058
>Lijang Towers is my favorite map only get it once a week
>get Route 66 and Volskya every fucking day
>>148096142
Then why the fuck are you asking if he's too young to have seen Tombstone if you just now said that nobody is too young to watch it right now?
>>148095849
I hate that map but sometimes miracles happen there.
>Join mid game on attack at first point
>enemies have 2 mei that are alternating walls 24/7
>somehow by miracle we cap the first point with 10 seconds remaining
>the exact same thing happens at the second point and we win with minimal time remaining
>there was literally no communication on our side and everyone just did w/e they wanted
Thank god it wasn't ranked on hana.
>>148095891
But I like many of those.
>>148096176
No, people sexualize yandere, sure, but it's not really a fetish.
>>148096061
>Forgetting McCree outsniping Widow in beta
>Making him so strong he can now one shot tracer and dva with a random headshot
>Making Hanzo even more garbage
Everything else is okay.
75 damage with no falloff will make mccree rape everyone though.
What's the deal with armor? Does it take more damage or is it just yellow health. Seems like it never regenerates.
I'm in love with Symmetra and Mei.
>>148095993
Not bad, hard to go wrong with Zarya if you're good
>>148096310
it takes less damage
>>148096295
Part of the reason McCree was bad was because of being the best bitch to exploit the 50% bonus damage that Mercy could give.
>>148096037
>>148096176
I fucking read that wrong. Sorry anon girls don't exist on the internet.Plus I'm writing the story from a guy's perspective. Maybe I'll add gender-bender just for you.
>>148096363
You gotta choose one, man. More than one waifu will destroy your laifu.
>>148096310
Armor blocks 50% of damage, up to -5 damage per attack. Good against lots of little bits of damage like Reaper's shotguns or Tracer's pistols, not so good against large amounts of burst damage like D.Va's ultimate.
>>148096075
but like, how much of her is considered to be "her" by her teleporter? If she's got a turd loaded in the cartridge and she teleports, does she leave it behind? If she drops one in the toilet then goes back in time, does it get pulled back up there? Does it just create a second turd out of nothing? Even when you assume all potentials have their own universe you still can't explain how this chick takes a dump.
>>148096310
armor cuts damage in half, but only up to 5 points per hit. So that means it someone that has heavy hitting single attacks like Reaper can push through armor, but someone like Winston gets fucked by it.
>>148096448
What the fuck is this? Steven Universe skin?
>>148096310
Armor is health, but it negates a little bit of damage. Either 5 points of damage or half: whichever is smaller. Therefore, it's super effective against shotguns and low damage high RoF weapons, but is pretty much normal health versus bigger hits.
If a character naturally has armor, it regenerates after health does. It does not regenerate over time: it must be healed by a health kit or a support.
Tjorb armor is gone when it's destroyed.
im so fucking done with this piece of shit game. Winning 5v6 and still getting tiny xp is the last fucking straw
IT AINT ME
>>148096262
You can vote for as many as you want. If you haven't noticed.
Can we all agree payloads maps are the best?
>>148096448
>gender-bender
Please no.
>>148096515
What the fuck am I reading
>>148096517
Hold on, earlier someone was implying that it reduced the damage of each pellet. That's BS, right? Anyone have a citation one way or the other?
>>148096590
I have never seen anyone successfully defend the middle checkpoint
>>148096448
>tumblr memeverse
>>148096646
Have you ever played Gibralter?
>>148095993
>posting quickplay stats instead of comp
7/10
>>148096381
8/10
>>148096517
>>148096612
Reaper uses lots of pellets to deal damage, he's actually hurt alot by armor wearing heroes because it cuts his DPS in half
>>148096562
>>148096687
I'm not sure but I made sure to save it because it's terrible.
>>148095891
>no cbt lovers
Get some taste
>>148096609
I mean think about it. You cut your nails, hair, shed skin. The entirety of your atoms are replaced every decade or so. When do those atoms cease being considered a part of her by her chrono-accelerator?
>>148096562
>>148096687
I thought it was MLP from the hoof feet
heh
>>148096061
>Overtime now has a cap
Please this
Make it 30 seconds
>>148096646
Really? I've seen it a bunch, in my own games and in pro play. Stalling the payload in the hangar on Gibraltar is pretty common, as is the church section of Dorado.
>>148096779
LEROOOOOOOY
>>148096692
besides that
I cant think of a payload map besides Gibraltar that doesnt send the defenders to the furthest spawn after they lose the first checkpoint
>>148095891
>>148096586
Everyone does know they can vote for multiple things right?
What do you guys think the rewards for season 2 will be?
>>148096702
I'm sorry for my Bastion/Torb time, I'm a dirty PS4 player who tries to cheese out wins when our defense eats ass
Am I good now?
>>148096440
>50%
>>148095891
Wheres the box for consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. I have a need to breed the egyptian.
>>148087046
Is competitive safe to play right now?
>>148095993
Zarya is a top notch pick, but since zen and mei are your 2nd most played, I think you're retarded..
>>148096702
Always appriceate a reinhardt
>>148096841
That's because Gibraltar is long as fuck.
Like seriously nigga, which designer thought it would be a good idea to make Gibraltar into the 20 mile long gauntlet it is?
>>148096947
>>148096947
pssh...... your not good until you get on MY level..... kid......
>>148096920Gold guns and a spray.
>tfw the enemies become assblasted because I keep shielding Bastion before they can kill him
>Reinhardt wastes his ult on Bastion then charges him
>I shield him right as he hits Bastion, then melt him
>the only time they made any progress on the cart was when they killed me so Bastion had to play more defensively
>we teamkilled them three times with the Graviton + Tank and Tactical Visor combo
>>148095612
there is a fair bit more than the comics and trailers but there would definitely not be a character death until for a long time from now. They will probably do more and more story as characters come out.
>>148097027
O-Ok
>>148096804
>Make it 30 seconds
The
So literally nothing? I think a respawn cap would be better.
>>148096994
That's other for impregnation, anon.
>>148095993
quickplay or comp?
>>148097076
That 45 mmr must be treating you well.
Rate my damage done, anons. I ended up getting 53 eliminations in this game and ruined it.
C U T E
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>>148097220
shooting reinhardt/10
>>148097220
my career high is better/10
>>148095417
This is fucking retarded. I refuse to believe this for a second.
>>148097146
Oh, which one? I don't speak porn lingo.
>>148094972
its strange. playing any other hero, i see my double and just go eh, whatever
but when im playing rein, its like some primal urge surges up and i MUST kill him.
>>148097213
>45 mmr
Are you literally retarded or just blind to the fact that the two remaining enemies are both around 60?
>>148097239
Is there more of this ship?
Why is Symmetra support instead of defense?
>>148097310
OTHER
>>148097336
Pharah, Rein, and Genji duels are a special think that should not be interfered with
>>148097253
>>148097272
It's not about how high it is, you fuggin commies
>>148097213
I think you need glasses.
>>148097418
>Getting ready to have sex
>Undressing
>"So uh, are you going to take that headset off now?"
>"Huh?"
>"N-Nevermind"
>>148097013
I go Mei on payload maps almost exclusively, she's a monster at pushing dat cart. And Zenyatta is just fun as fuck.
>>148097190
QP
>>148097469
i've yet to see a genji duel
usually because ours is absolute dog shit and the enemies is shanking everyone
dont think ive seen any pharah ones either
>>148097524
Shes autistic anon, her headset makes her feel safe
>>148097418
Making the roster look more lined up. I mean she's got turrets and the ability to add to ally healthbar no different from torb, and no means of healing anyone.
What's the bestyuri ship?Pharamercy is shit.
Hello my name is JUNKRAT
I am going to be picked every single game, I will never ever push through chokepoints on attack. I'm popping ultimates like it's going out of fashion just to kill a single guy. I do 120 on direct hit with no reload time allowing me to nonstop spam 20 grenades at Zarya's shields. I've attached magnets to my traps with actual health that makes symmetra envious lol even lasts longer than mcree's pocket sand. I can throw mines used a quick nade in close quarters to finish off targets with my lack of aim no damage to self as well.
Can't wait to see you ingame guys good luck have fun
Who does Symmetra have dialogue with?
I found Lucio and that's about it. A vague memory of her having snippy dialogue with another character, Reaper or Junkrat maybe?
>>148097672
Zarya and Tracer is elder god tier
Game will be dead when the Legion pre-patch comes out. Blizzard knows this and isn't bothering to spend much time balancing and releasing content.
>>148097524
>telling her to take off her headset
That's like telling Mercy to completely take off her suit.
>it's a friendly mei locks out lucio in the corner with a roadhog twice episode
Why would anyone purposely do this?
>>148097418
Utility ultimate
>>148097469
I used to pharah duel other pharahs, but at some point I realized that I could be shooting at the enemy team, and who fucking cares if she shoots at me, theres like a 1% chance of her hitting me mid air. That said I still do it sometimes, in comp.
>PS4 server goes down for emergency maintenance during a ranked game
Im going to rank down for this arent I. I guess thats what I get for being a console pleb
>>148095417
So like Doomfist
>>148096994
its not there cause thats the most heinous act ever conceived of you sick bastard
>>148097721
Zarya is the straightest member of the cast though.
>>148097672n o t h i n gyuri is shit, girl love is forbidden
Fuck Omnics
>>148097672
>this thinly veiled phahmercy request
Say no more anon
>>148097709
Torbjorn
>>148097418
>defense
>not attack
>>148097336
Right? I see another 76 across the way, I'll attempt to fire a few extra rounds at that bitch, but I see a mirror Rein, I'll drop everything to best him in combat
>>148095417
>>148095590
better fukkin be Reinhardt and his long lost headcanon son.
It'd be cool to see Reinhardt get a tragic/heroic death to really solidify Talon as the baddies
>>148097929
[SAD BEEPING]
>>148097854
I just dropped high 68 to low 65 because I kept being put with retards
>>148097953
Well even if you die. Charge damage + a few hammer smacks is already like 40% ult. If your team is majority flankers and no big ults are coming up you might as well.
>>148097929
Stop posting, Zarya
>>148097929
BUT THATS FORBIDDEN!
>>148097747
yeah but like, it's just the headset
That's like taking everything but your sneakers off or something, it's just fucking weird. Just imagine seeing a chick strip off her clothes, pull away her undergarments, let down her hair, only to leave her blinking fucking sketchers on. Who the fuck does that?
>>148097672
I feel like im going to have an Aneurysm playing quick play myself
It feels fucking stress inducing with how some people play
>>148090947
how to fix this whore
>mercy must channel it for 1 second
>reduce charge rate
there
>>148098134
You silly willy. Go into quickplay and have fun, don't try to win. Try to win in competitive
>>148098126
Yuri is so boring, they can do nothing but pretend that they are having sex.
>want to see who's still alive
>hit q instead of tab by accident and fire graviton
>see genji already reflecting coming around the corner and he bounces it back at my face
>die alone to genji widow and rein
At least my team didn't get caught in it.
>>148098087
Is she okay?
>>148097672
>Pharmercy is shit
You're damn right
>>148098134
just wait until comp
>>148097672
Young Mercy and undersage D.Va
I bet Blizzcon tickets come with some kind of item in OW.
What's up with this emergency maintenance?
Ps4 player here :^)
>>148098329
Ethnic cleansing
>>148090947
How about the cast time takes as long as Lucio saying: "Oh let's break it down!" ?
Was that so hard?
>playing comp
>pharah trying to rocket jump off water
>attack torb + bastion
>soldier 76 charges enemy Zarya laser like they agreed to it
I'll never get past rank 46
>>148098273
Just found out last round this can happen
VERY EMBARASSING COMRADE
>>148098276
Shes sick in the head anon, fuck, omnics? Disgusting.
>>148098317
It'll be exclusive weapon skins. Otherwise people would be upset that they got something for a hero they don't play.
>play Reinhardt
>hard-carry my team to victory
>get POTM
>get 57% kill participation
>nobody on my team votes for me
>suddenly get one vote
>enemy Reinhardt writes in chat that he voted for me
>>148098248
You do that multiple times a day.
>>148098164
You know Mercy will just precast it before flying in.
>>148098240
I know I should be in it for fun but when it's a stompfest for a few games I cant help but feel annoyed by it
Which character attracts the saltiest, tantrum throwing players?
Hanzo?
>>148098372
I've been killed so many times as Lucio trying to break it down. I swear the cast time for that takes eons to start up. Thankfully it doesn't eat your ult if you die while trying to cast it
>>148098417
Your choice of one icy weapon skin, calling it now.
>>148098445
Yes, and?
>>148098503
Sniping a speed-boosted Lucio is probably the most satisfying thing. Their entire team doesn't get shield and they just get massacred when our Lucio pops ours.
>>148087046
>team stands 20 yards behind the point instead of stopping the pay load
>this makes it so that either i go black stealy wheely automobiley to stall the point or i lose
>no matter what i type in chat they stand 20 yards away and don't contest it
Is there a rank where this stops happening?
>>148098503
Lucio's ult also won't go off if he doesn't make contact with the slam.
I haven't figured out under what precise situation this would happen in, but apparently no slam = no breaking it down.
>>148098534
Or it'll be one character per ticket, chosen at random. People will have to trade to get their favorites.
>>148098421
real recognize real
>have 1000 coins a week ago
>decide to get a legendary skin for Reinhardt because I was using Paragon
>deciding between Blackhardt or Stonehardt
>end up getting Blackhardt
>regret my decision every day
>>148098681
No
The higher the rank, the more cheaters there are
Thats it, no teamwork, just cheaters and aimbots
Ever had people save you out of nowhere?
I've had friendly Genjis reflect Roadhog Hooks and Gravitron Surges heading straight for me, and a Reinhardt bodyblock a Roadhog hook.
>>148098681
QP. Only tryhards (read: dumbasses that want to be THE NEXT PRO ESPURTS PLAYER) really get anything out of comp.
It'll still happen in QP, but at least it won't mean much since you can always just leave if it frustrates you that much.
>>148098684
getting concussed/airbagged into the air would make you target practice
>>148098684
>tfw mei froze and killed you mid slam
we lost overtime because of that. I was pretty pissed.
The last guy who fucked your team over is now your sole partner in the zombie apocalypse, but they are the character they were playing as.
Are you fucked again?
>>148098684
Getting pushed off into the well Illios right before you break it down
Your weapon stays freezes in the breaking it down animation until you die
>>148098684
Getting launched up in the air delays it. The idea is for you to expose yourself when you use it as you have to stop wallriding it for you to hit the ground. Basically it's to prevent you from playing it too safe like hiding behind a wall and rezzing everyone.
>>148098790
I'll start jumping if I see a pharah trying to shoot over my shield as rein.
Sometimes I dash infront of Pharah ulti to deflect it for my team as genji
>>148098769
>Spend 1000 coins on Devi Symmetra.
>Realize I actually liked Utopaea that I was already using better and now Devi sits unused.
We must live with our choices.
>Payload is 3 meters from the end
>Playing Dva
>Boost on top of the payload and place my ult
>Everyone on the enemy immediately vacates the premises
>Despite my entire team being dead and me being the only one alive
Why
I legit won the game then my ult exploded and killed me
everyone was like 60 mmr
Holy shit just won a game as Reinhardt pushing the payload by myself while my team and the enemy team were fighting each other while ignoring the payload the entire game.
Why don't they add in a team death match?
>>148095993
I'd really, really prefer playing Zarya more since she's my best character but nobody ever wants to play healer.
>>148098421
Reinbros got to stick together.
>>148098843
Wait, were there people trying to Wall Ride Ult in beta or something?
That doesn't seem like the sort of thing that would come up in initial design concepts. It sounds like some stupid thing that somebody actually tried and wasn't considered "Working as Intended".Shit, now I want to be able to go full DJProfessorK and use my ult while wall riding.
>>148098867
I honestly feel team deathmatch would be a godsend containment playlist for this game
>>148097382
this is all there is I believe
we did it senpai
>>148099014
Only so long as characters didn't get specifically rebalanced for Team Deathmatch reasons.
>calibrate at 42
>chill out and reap tight
>climb to 46
still shitto but eh
>>148099048
>keep /fit/
>hating on protein macros
I don't understand.
>>148098790
>playing S76
>enemy Roadhog hooks me
>life flashes before my eyes
>"HRUUUUAAAH!"
>Reinhardt smashes Roadhog against a wall
>"LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!"
Someone also posted this a while ago.
>>148099048
D.Va always gets 20k+ likes on her posts, while less culturally-prominent characters get much less.
The attention to detail is astounding.
>>148099147
I wish just about every PotG was like this. I know this sort of shit happens just about every game, too.
Instead we get amazing plays like "Reaper presses Q" and "Bastion isn't retarded" and "Look Hanzo shot a laser dragon into a wall" and "Bjorn wins by doing nothing".
>>148099370
>Bjorn wins by doing nothing
but I love those ones
>>148099143
undeniable proof that pharah is a shitter.
>>148099370
I got a shut down as Soldier as I turned around immediately when I heard Justice Reins from above and people started calling me a hacker.
Am I the only one to listen to in game audio?
>>148099446
I love how he's not just swinging wildly.
In fact, I'm pretty sure he's tallying up the kills his turret gets.
>>148099370
In blizzards defense programming it to detect those types of neat plays are MUCH harder compared to reaper doing 1,200 damage to the enemy team in a matter of 2 seconds.
Check Mc Cree Stats. I literally broke the game.
>>148099446
Why is he just hitting the floor? Why?
>>148098329
Something about pc players unable to connect to singapore servers because console users uses all the slots
Hopefully.
>>148099446
>so fcking useless
>dies to torb turret in killfeed
>playing genji
KEK
>>148099370
As long as you can see and hear me activate my Sound Barrier when my teammate presses Q I'm happy desu.
>>148099504
After the first couple of times it happened to me, I started paying attention to where I heard angry japanese screaming from.
Since then, I haven't had a Hanzo nail me with an ult that I had room to escape from. Genji is still a problem because I only hear his ult about once every 20 games maybe.
>>148099592
Could you have 100%+ kill participation by having 100% participation plus firing shots that a genji on the enemy team uses to kill other players?
>>148099504
>Justice Reins from above
>>148089282
It's always fun when you bully Reinhardt as he's vainly attempting to walk backwards with his actively cracking shield up as you ram your 100 charge beam through his chest
>lucio is Brazilian
>doesnt have a Brazilian accent
explain?
>>148099061
How do you carry the team alone
>>148099943
He's an immigrant.
>>148094186
here anon!
>>148099943
Pretty sure him any many other heroes were suppose to be American but Blizzard did a last minute change.
>>148091489
>spending meme bucks before the patch with skins
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGthat skin sucks ass too
>>148099854
>that killfeed
How is that even possible
76 is fucking garbage, I refuse to believe the enemy team was even playing seriously
>>148099943
>Pharah is supposed to be egyptian
>Her voice actress is french faking an accent
>>148099797
I had some mercy boosting my damages, possibly the game considered that I participated to their kills
>>148099134
I can't get past 46. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>148100056
Scavenger D.va is her best skin you dumb frogposter
>>148100073
Is it opposite day?
>>148100073
>76 is fucking garbage
t. kotaku
>>148099943
Wasn't born in Brazil
>>148100073
Then you haven't seen good Daddy76 players.
Are you playing on rating 25 or something?
>>148100073
>How is that even possible
>
>76 is fucking garbage, I refuse to believe the enemy team was even playing seriously
What's your rank anon?
That said the enemy team was probably low hp and he ulted.
>>148100134
I just lost right below 47. I ulted as reaper,managed to kill everyone still alive but the mercy who flew away last second
then I got pushed back on overtime
>>148100073
>76 is garbage
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>>148100041
The hockey skins imply he may've originally been Canadian.
>>148100145
The only good d.va skin is white bunny
>>148099943
>Brazilian accent
What exactly would that sound like? My gramps is Portuguese and he doesn't have an accent at all. Not even the slightest.
>>148100073
inb4
B-BAITED, I WAS MERELY PRETENDING
250 credits lads.
What skin do I buy?
>>148100073
>(You)
Business idea: The ability to give turrets armour and shields.
>>148100073
>76 is fucking garbage
This is why I can't get past 60
>>148100261
This is the dumbest thing I've read all day
>The guy with skates has a hockey skin which means he's from the only country in the world that plays hockey
>>148100145
That's not how you spell Junker.
Also, friendly reminder that Junker/Scanvenger D.va are both wearing Junkrat's logo on their jackets.
>>148100073
Ay
Fuck you
>>148100261
>it's 2070
>Canada still hasn't won the Stanely Cup since 1993
>>148100073
76 is garbage at being bad maybe
fuck that hero, he's fucking stupidly good
>>148100349
Anubest
>>148100356
That picture makes Reinhardt stupid as ducks are water proof.
>>148100073
>one of best and reliable offense picks in comp
>garbage
Wew lad. I love how you can spot new and/or low ranked players with this. I bet you think Junkrat is worth using when Pharah exists.
>>148100041
Wasn't Lucio a last minute hero anyway?
>>148099963
score gold in everything every match consistently
>>148100448
>this meme again
>>148098109
Women naked except for their shoes are fucking hot m8, that's a universally accepted truth.
>enemy team has double zarya
>mercy keeps getting shielded non stop
>she never dies and revives keep coming
what am I supposed to do?
>>148100261
his official backstory says he grew up in rio de janeiro. he just likes hockey
>>148099504
>not "JUSTICE REINS FROM BELOW"
>>148100568
>women
>hot
normie normie ect get out ect reeeeeee ect
>>148100425
>fuck that hero, he's fucking stupidly good
i agree that hes far from bad but do people actually think hes >stupidly good
since when is being painfully average a good thing?
>>148100449
>Instant outs of if you are a shitter volume 20
>Tracer is completely balanced!
>Genji is trash!
>Bastion is bullshit!
>Mcree is garbage now!
>Pharah should get 50 more HP!
>Zenyatta should get more HP!
>Lucio is completely balanced
>Hero stacking is fine!
>>148099216
until pharah mentions swiss nurse sex then it skyrockets
When will they buff Widowmaker?
>>148100448
Gramps has good intentions!
>>148100349
>>148100568
Like I'd understand if it was a provocative shoe but this is different anon. Look at all the bells and whistles. That headset is autism.
>>148100572
if the enemy stacks heroes you have to stack right back.
reapers and winstons even tracers
How do you detect someone that uses an aimbot?
Saw someone having PotG as Reaper and his mouse movement looked like he had parkinsons.
He did hit almost everything and it looked weird as fuck.
"I'm just shivering mate"
>>148100073
>76 is garbage
76 is fucking great.
>Easy to play
>No cooldown, no buildup infinite-use sprint where the only downside is that you can't shoot while sprinting.
>Has good medium-to-long range attacks with good damage.
>Has an aoe healing pack for him and buds that will fill up HP pretty fucking quickly.
>Ult is literally an aimbot so you can kill shit faster and harder, and builds up reasonably quickly to boot.
I've been playing this game for like 2 weeks and you're retarded.
>>148100687
How long will you get banned?
>>148095993
Quick play is all I have, haven't ventured into comp yet.
>>148100687
>you have to aim with the sniper class now
Everyone rejoiced about the McCree nerf, but hers was the most deserved.
Finally tried playing with Rules of Nature in the background.
Wew lads. Never pushed so hard and took so many risks on offense before. I wasn't even playing Genji.
>>148100408
>Canada still hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993
Ranked is fucking suffering, holy shit
>Non fucking stop teammates let us lose because they refuse to contest the point in overtime "I don't wanna run in just to die :("
>Teammates pick their "main" and NEVER fucking switch, even when we end up with shit like two Winstons on attack who get picked off easy as shit from anyone with a ranged weapon
>If a teammate leaves you are guaranteed a loss
Seriously, if a teammate leaves why the fuck am I punished for it? Losing a team member is a fucking death sentence, especially if it's in the very beginning.
>>148100729
>tfw love the mech but hate the suit
>>148100821
If you win the Stanley Cup, they win.
>>148100687
After your ban gets lifted
>>148100790
She can't even counter Pharah anymore.
>>148100880
>I can't aim so that means nobody can
>>148100636
>Painfully average
He's not average, He's good, even pretty good in certain areas.
When you pick 76, you know you are ready for any situation the game can throw at you, and no one being able to talk shit about it at all, because you aren't just versatile, you are effective
>>148100880
>a sniper countering a highly mobile attack class
Shit you ever think she wasn't designed for that?
>>148097709
She tells torbjorn he's positively medieval or something.
If you kill Lucio she says something like have it you cunt, punishment for your crimes.
I reckon Lucio and Symmetra will bone down eventually. Unless Lucio is the gay one ofc
>Lone Wolf Hanzo spends entire game crouching
>Enemy team doesn't notice him or can't hit him for some reason
>Just crouchwalks everywhere
>Asked what the hell he's doing
>"THE WOLF
>HUNTS
>FOR ITS PREY"
Jesus christ.
>>148100687
W-why does she look annoyed
Can somebody post the Overwatch-themed "your team their team" meme please?
>>148100880
>One fully charged shot does 120
>Another 70% charged shot kills her
Nigger like if you can land two shots because you suck at headshots you can still kill her
>>148100687
>that precum that looks like spider webs
wat
I have trouble playing Soldier 76. Something about his rifle just feels really floaty to me and it throws me off when I'm aiming as him. I don't have any problem like this when I'm playing other hitscan heroes like Tracer, but something about S76 just fucks me up.
Does anyone else experience something like this or am I just crazy?
>>148100909
>let's me stand still and aim while a rocket hits my face killing me instantly while she doesn't die from my shot
>>148100687
ouch, right in my job
>>148100661
>>Pharah should get 50 more HP!
I'm ranked top 10% for pharahs and thats being modest. YOU do not want this. Trust me. I'd like more health for barrage so i can pull off those cheeky payload nukes but 50 health overall will only result in a outright slaughter.
>>148096779
>Leeroy Jenkins is not Reinhardt
Missed opportunity
>>148100825
>Non fucking stop teammates let us lose because they refuse to contest the point in overtime "I don't wanna run in just to die :("
I'm sick of this horseshit.
Respawn time is usually no more than 8 seconds. Tack on about 15~30 seconds getting back to the fight (less if you've almost lost and playing defense), and you're looking at a total of 40 seconds MAYBE out of the action.
Besides that, THE OBJECTIVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR LIFE. I don't care if you're a mechless D.Va or a lone Zenyatta. You touch that point and trigger OT, and that'll buy a good 30 seconds, by which point somebody else on our team will have respawned and made their way to the point.
Fucking tap the point.
Which heroes are the best for hardcarrying? Reinhardt, Zarya, S76, and Pharah are all pretty top-tier hardcarries.
>>148100880
>She can't even counter Pharah anymore.
>2 bodyshots/1 headshot and AUGH
Pharah is allergic to good aim.
>>148100934
that would be correct for any other game except this one. you can actively switch to effectively hard counter any situation presented to you. why would you be content with being a jack of all trades when you can switch into a hero thats the king of the current match?
he has decent mobility.
nice e.
average to good damage.
meh ult.
his only appeal is that he's average and that his skill floor is his skill ceiling.
>>148101014
widow feels nothing. no emotion. can't get turned on.
this handjob is purely because the guy insisted.
>>148100145
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>>148100234
>>148100242
>>148100316
>>148100379
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>>148100758
He's outclassed by every character in the fucking cast. Even Pharah shits on him and he's supposedly her counter.
You might as well just pick Bastion, at least he has a shit ton of kill potential and isn't just a gimped support DPS
>>148100572
My solution to Zarya generally involves rockets in the face + making sure that they're unbalanced by forcing them into certain directions.
If you can force a Zarya into your mass of allies alone, she's dead. No exceptions.
A bastion as backup is extremely effective.
An alternative would be to use Mei to divide the enemy team. Obviously you want Zaryas separated from Mercys at all cost.
>>148101014
she doesn't like jerking him off, but realizes its the most effective way to get rid of him
>>148101014
Because Widowmaker is a lesbian who is in a relationship with Tracer.
>>148100825
>"I don't wanna run in just to die :("
shit turns me into a goddamn pillar of salt
I don't even mind when I lose if the team at least TRIED. if they're shit fine but if they at least made the attempt, whatever. but these games where it's like
>time's running out
>everyone group up!
>team groups up
>gets the the choke nearest the final point/payload
>just hangs out there taking potshots at the point, getting the occasional kill / getting picked off themselves
>never approach the objective
>have to push in myself regardless if i'm a hero that should be doing that
>contest the point and maybe kill a couple guys before getting 6v1'd in the ass
>team is still just hovering in the choke doing nothing
>>148101090
i feel kind of the same way. I feel like i have low damage and can't do anything. everyone runs away behind their team before i can finish any kill
>>148100821
Since the last time a Canadian team won, the following cities have won the Stanley Cup:
Dallas, TX
Tampa Bay, FL
Raleigh, NC
Anaheim, CA
Los Angeles, CA
>>148101169
Hello rank 30 Genji player.
>>148101169
>>148101090
His bullet spread increases when you hold down the fire button. Not sure if it's the same with Tracer.
>>148101107
I know bruh, its why I typed it out. If Pharah had any more HP her counters would be garbage and she would rule the game single handedly.
reminder to sleep once in a while /owg/
don't become level 400.
>>148101169
Pharah shits on dumbass S76s that like to roll up close to Pharah.
The thing about S76 is that he's useless alone. Combined arms is the modern military tactic, and he embodies it.
>>148088605
>HOW TO GET SUED: THE POST
pretty unoriginal, too. and boring as fuck.
>>148100636
He's a lot like a sniper in that depending on his player he can either be okay or you have to work your way around them. The aimbot absolutely shits on lower health heroes and all it really removes is spread, so the few people who can land almost every hit anyway just tear through a good portion of heroes who don't quickly get out of his los. Automatic rifles are actually really strong weapons in class based shooters as they have a good compromise of range and power but at the same time you can reduce spread to harass at all ranges. There's a reason Tf2 didn't want a standard rifle guy and the bread and butter weapon became the shotgun. I like Soldier but maybe Blizzard should have followed Valve's example. Of course that would mean heroes like Pharah couldn't exist. Hmmm.
>>148101169
THIS ANON WILL BE ROLLING IN (YOU'S) GOD DAMN
>>148101152
Because there's more than one situation you have to deal with per match and soldier 76 can deal with all of them while being self sufficient.
Where that one character is the best, soldier 76 can be pretty good, and still be pretty good in the other situations that character is bad at.
>>148101169
>Even Pharah shits on him
You're either b8'ing or have single digit MMR.
>>148096753
She is selectively rewinding time to her body - so yes, those shedded atoms would return and, that turd she shit out as you so put it, would return inside her ass and would have to shit again - however the other turd would remain in the toilet.
In the end she is creating almost like a localized paradox, but both aspects of time exist. She isn't rewinding the universe, only herself within the universe. So when she shoots her gun, the bullets she's shot remain in the world and inside the people she's shot, but the gun is rewound to a time where there is still bullets in the magazine.
>>148097336
I feel like that when im pharah. I just see her flying and i want to get up there and kill her.
>>148101278
If he's useless alone he's useless period.
If they're strong by themselves, that must mean they're VERY strong when in a group
You literally can't solo anybody as 76. Only person you could kill is an ulting Pharah that is turned away from you
>>148101169
76(s who can aim) is a common counterpick to Pharah.
>>148097336
>tfw you're dueling another Lucio to see who's the most irritatingly unkillable git and you realise that neither team's had any healing for like a minute and you don't give a fuck because there can only be one speedster.
>tfw the other Lucio breaks it down on himself and you realise you've possibly done the team a favor
Never feel that way with mercy or zenyatta, but another Lucio on my turf is proibido
>>148101391
You're wrong and bad. S76 is one of the strongest heroes in the game.
The end.
>>148101103
>rockets do 120 damage
>bodyshots do 120 damage
>you both have 200 health
>Pharah's rocket instantly kills you somehow despite your weapon being hitscan and hers having a travel time and not being able to headshot
hurrrrrrr
Maybe actually aim instead of calling for nerfs
Remember to T-bag all Reapers, Meis, and Hanzos that you encounter. Let them know that they are inferior beings and need to leave this game.
>>148100854
nigga you crazy that's her best jumpsuit. stick a straw in that shit and drink her like a berry punch juicebox
>>148101323
I just don't understand why ANYBODY would pick 76 over Reaper.
Reaper makes minced meat out of tanks any day of the weak AND can deal with annoying Tracers/Genjis and other squishies
Meanwhile, S76 is forced to sit half way across the map and dink people every few seconds, which is great if you want the enemy healers to get gold medals I guess.
>>148101391
Wrong. Work on your aim. Seriously, you are literally fighting against competitive usage stats.
>>148101391
Genji is pretty strong by himself, yet useless in a group.
In the sense that he takes on mini-objectives like "kill the fucking sniper/turret/teleporter".
In a group he's just extra DPS, but his DPS is literally the worst anyways so you could go with anything else.
>>148101391
>You literally can't solo anybody as 76
You're given a medium to long range weapon and the ability to quickly move if your position is targeted, and the ability to heal yourself if you get too far from your healers...
And you choose to solo people?
>>148101323
thats exactly what i just said. soldiers skill floor is his skill ceiling. soldier will be able to deal with most situations.
but youre given the ability to look at the other teams roster and you can change your pick WHENEVER YOU WANT
not knowing what to do with and how to abuse that kind of information is something made forgivable by a user friendly character like 76.
soldier can deal with things fine, but a higher skill cap character with a player who can actively react to all aspects of the game will hands down win games.
>>148101545
Wish I could hit shots like that. Can't wrap my head around the recoil, instead I do similar things with Mcree.
>>148100568
i dont know about regular shoes but heels hit me right in the dick
i dont know why. the sight and sound of them is erotic as hell.
>>148101545
>that Pharah just jumping around
what the hell?
>>148101529
Reaper can't touch anything in midair or isn't standing on a place he can teleport to stealthily. In case you missed the memo, he has SHOTGUNS. They're not even good shotguns: the bitch throws them away and procures new ones when they run out of bullets. Reaper uses fucking backwoods WalMart shotguns.
>>148101140
>>148101204
I feel like they need to add a team death match mode and fucking punish people who never play the objective in objective game types. Too many of these people play for kills and act like fucking autists for their k/d, refusing to die to contest the point
>>148101529
76 does great damage at pretty much all ranges, brings a heal for allies, and is better at taking out turrets and destroying Reinhardt shields than reaper is
Which one is Korean?
>>148101739
the middle one, retard
>>148101739
The one that looks like Unknowns
>>148101739
3rd one faggot
>>148101739
third from the top
>>148101765
why are the nicest people so mean
>>148101739
third from the bottom
>>148101739
The circles.
>McCree is kill
>Reaper is unreliable and only good up close
>Zenyatta dies to a light breeze and has no mobility
>Roadhog is part of the problem
New anti-tank hero when?
>>148101739
it should've been obvious really, amongst chinese and japanese, its the most recognizable cause its not an imitation of the other two
>>148101670
As Pharah, all of your effective movements are feints.
If you can trick your opponent into aiming where you're going to be, you could change directions and make them miss on reflex.
Of course, this doesn't work on hitscan characters. In that case you have to move as erratically as possible, which is the norm. Or just get out the fuckin' way and try to flank them instead.
That Pharah in particular probably forgot that you're not supposed to take S76 head on (unless you're literally in biotic field range)
>>148101553
>Genji is pretty strong by himself, yet useless in a group.
>Genji double jumps all over enemy team, being obnoxious as fuck
>you either spend the whole fight trying to just kill Genji and die to their whole team
>or you die anyway because Genji ulted and so did his team
>>148101571
>S76 gets shoved out of fights by enemy pharah spamming rockets in his general direction
>useless all game as opposed to a Reaper or maybe Tracer who could quickly dispatch a fucking tank and make the push on the objective 100 times easier
If he can't kill at least fucking Mei in a heads up caught out 1v1, then why not play someone who CAN kill her AND does great in teamfights?
>>148101494
If you want a more detailed explanation read this.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745726781
>>148099048
>Zarya's typing rife with typos
c-cute
>>148101932
Baiting is a lot more fun when you actually try, just btw famalam.
>>148101880
>Reaper isn't a good anti tank
>Using him only being good up close as a reason for him not to be one
>When all tanks only really work in melee range
what
Or just play widow and snipe their big models for that easy 300 damage
>>148101913
>unless you're literally in biotic field range
That's why you have concussive blast. Knock him out and end his misery. The only time a 76 should kill you up close is if he has helix up and gets a direct hit.
>>148101932
As Genji, I do that a LOT.
It's useful, but in limited situations. Most of the time you're just feeding the enemy team.
The only time I bother to be obnoxious like that is when the team is at a distance to bombard, so I force them to focus on me, or when there's a group of 3+ that could be doing something more important (like getting to the objective), but instead make them waste upwards of 30-45 seconds trying to deal with me.
Unfortunately it often causes the enemy team to blob together, which can be unmanageable for your allies.
how do i get JP voices?
>sudden death
>about to lose first point
>back
>back
>back
>team actually goes back
>defeat
>>148102128
Is that real?
Where can I buy that?
>>148101391
>If he's useless alone he's useless period.
>it's a not-KOTH game
When is Blizzard going to actually let you fucking pick the gamemode/map?
>>148102270
Never, unless they eventually allow custom servers. They're terrified of slowing down people's queue times.
>>148102142
What you said makes no sense.
>>148102229
Just ignore him. Some CoD kiddie. Muh k/d muh sick solo kills muh don't actually understand how the game works you're gunna lose if I'm on your team
I can't wait till some new shooter comes out and these fuckheads leave overwatch.
>>148088605
>yfw this is literally Doomfist's kit
>he even has Doom in the name
>>148088892
Ghostcrawler played a priest, not a mage
>its a your team can't deal with the bastion episode
Why is playing reinhardt or support such suffering?
>>148100056
new skins when?
>Be rank 67
>Friends are all hovering around mid 50s
>They're good but there's a clear disconnect between us and my level is starting to boost us to games higher than they can handle
What should I do? I don't want to stop playing with them but we typically lose more often that not.
>>148103126
Generally, if something isn't working, you try something else.
Definition of insanity, etc.
There's no meaning in supporting a team that already can't handle themselves. Ask yourself, "what would Jesus do?"
The answer: He would give them the courage to help themselves. By killing Bastion. Then someone would probably take over support (or not, either works)
Does anyone have the webm of D.Va's default highlight intro where she aims her hand like a gun and then crosses her arms?
>>148103552
>switch to junkrat
>finally kill bastion
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>lose
>"we coulda won if our support didnt switch"
There's no winning.
>>148103126
who is artist
>>148103867
What kind of wiener prioritizes literally anyone else over Mercy?
You deserve it.
>Pharah
>kill mercy
>peek destroy Bastion
>no problems
>>148104045
No, you don't understand how truly bad that team was.
I switched to junkrat halfway through the game, got a single kill and got silver for eliminations.
>>148097418
defense heroes can put out damage with lots of range. even if she has 6 mini turrets all together, they are basically just a trap someone can go around and complete the objective, where as a sniper or bastion can keep a big zone on lockdown
>>148094457
>being able to sweetspot and oneshot people with the flak shot separates the good hogs from the hook abusers.
not only is this an effective litmus test of your skill as roadhog, it just feels fucking great watching squishies instantly die from a shrapnel snipe
>>148104238
>halfway through the game
>got a single kill
>>148092446
>what is tracking with discord
>what is a chase with a slow tank
>what is burst damage
seriously man, if you don't see the advantage of doing that much damage that fast you're an idiot.
I've one-shot several tanks with a discord orb and a single 5 orb burst to the face/chest, and all of them thought they could kill me from a safe distance.
every one of them acted like Zenyatta couldn't do damage or something, fucking stupid.
So it turns out that having 40 elims trumps having 4 gold medals.
OK, I guess.
>>148105164
You can always tell when someone just got above the MMR threshold where Zenyatta isn't a automatic free kill. and it's a beautiful sight every time.
What's a respectable rank?