>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
1st for SSD genji lock
>>147998459
I love D.va!
hana song
is it indicative of bad character design that the community immediately turned dva into a dorito goblin because they like that more?
>>147998514
I want her to be my bratty mistress.
What's the best DVA skin?
>>147998634
Junker
>>147998606She's more relatable
>>147998606
If you ignore all the porn and sexy fanart maybe. I blame that Umaru shit.
>>147998634
Tangerine
the orange mech and electric blue suit is nice
>Use African name for all my logins and usernames
>Teammate says if I don't say I'm a stupid nigger on voice chat he's trolling
>Mute him
>He spends the rest of the game trying wall me into my death
Well, this is new.
Post your dva pictures here
YOU'RE ON FIRE NIGGA, WHAT BEATS DO YOU WRECK FOOLS TO?
anyone here actually good?
i've been trying to find good people to play with, but everyone here is pretty bad. where do i turn to find people? reddit? i've never been in a position where i can actually believe i'm better than a lot of players lol. how are people bad at this easy game
>>147998606
No, it's an indication ofautism.
>>147998762
I'm rank 76
>>147998728
>Mei players
>>147998762
Post your tag so we can bask in your glory great one
Do mercy and pharah still go down on each other after having spicy hummus with dinner?
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkr_7hpcG-w
kino
reminder not to play "character selection police"
Evolve, Battleborn or this?
>>147998606
the MLG dorito nerd meme is obnoxious and unoriginal (I've seen 3 other fandoms do this same thing with other characters) but canon D.Va is about as shallow pandering as you can get so
>>147998751
jetsetradio.live
>>147998751
>On Fire as Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
anyone have that reaper pic where he has really thick thighs? I need it.
>>147998762
Talk shit, get hitwith people calling your rank 1 ass out.
Post tag.
>>147998751
https://youtu.be/9Jz3xzmEV6U
Now if only i played mei
>>147998716
umaru is a better character. They didnt steal her colour palette from body break with with hal johnson and joanne mcleod
>>147998893
>"switch off genji I'm lv 116 i'll play it"
>"no"
>their demeanor when
>>147998935
Battleborn is already dead
Evolve's business model isn't AS shitty now and it's got some life breathed into it but who knows if it'll last
Overwatch has a shitload of people playing it and for 40 bucks you get all the game's functional content
>>147998974
I'm not gay but I hope I've been of some help.
>>147998606
Quick! (You) have 1 minute to come up with a bad hero (design and/or balance) Blizzard would actually put into the game!
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytG0ktEjUlM
Time to get Viewtiful.
>>147998854
nice, you're the minority
>>147998873
i'm not amazing or anything but everyone i've added from the list threads or discord are pretty dreadful people and players
>>147999029
Dezly#1242
>>147999098
A cowboy that stuns and oneshots everyone. Oh and his ult oneshots everyone too.
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyj4JFSErrw
I like listening to light party music while I playTorbjornand emote in people's faces while they can't kill me in molten Core
>>147999205
How have we not gotten a translation yet?
>>147998743
>>147999098
>>147998459
Why do people keep telling me not to play symmetry on attack?
I just started this game and I am doing really well with her. Why is she so hated?
>mmr below 50
Do you use a language pack other than English while playing, /owg/?
>Italian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JthqyShaM6A
Who's the most hated hero and why?
>>147999293
you're running at them, they aren't running at you
you have one skill that is entirely useless
>>147999253
I think someone translated it in a post a few threads ago. It was about what you'd expect with Soldier expressing concern for her and Hana insisting she's fine, to paraphrase.
>>147999178
Tres bon. You're much better than I am, at any rate.Not that hard to do, when comparing yourself with a shitter.
>>147999272
This reminds me of the d&d guy who made a monk that grappled everything.
>>147998943
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOtl3nLR7Q
NO NEED TO ASK MY NAME TO FIGURE OUT HOW COOL I AM
>>147998935
Do you still wanna play 3 months from now?
If yes, then overwatch it is.
If no, still get overwatch since it's the least bad of the three.
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXq2mKU9mCQ
>>147998617
It gives me such a complicated feeling seeing this pasta here, /d2g/ current state is sad af.
>>147999253
>>147999205
some other anon translated it a few days ago
its s76 telling hana to be more careful and hana saying s76 needs more determination
>>147999361
i actually really like the noire skin but haven't been using it since everyone used it on release
maybe i'll make the switch soon, i like that it looks cool but still has the butt unlike the legendaries
>>147999318
Jappanese
>to hear all the hot anime girl moans right hehe
You haven't had true fun until you hearMAWLTEN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWWWWWWAAAAAAH
While destroying the enemy team
>>147999078
this is wonderful but this isn't the one I was looking for, I wanted the one that's in black and white and he's wearing heels.
>enforced 50-50 in competitive
>leavers when I'm the lowest skill level and I take the full blunt of rank loss
>leavers on other team when I'm the highest level and I get very little exp
>am now 10 levels below where I was today
how the fuck is this supposed to be fun?
>>147999253
76 - finally got that korean whore cumdump they promised me for wiping out that village
D.va - me love you long time
>>147999449
Thanks m8
>>147999293
She's easiest on a defense map where you can load up a point with all six turrets, and they'll have reasonable lifespans.
When attacking, it can be difficult to set them up, and oft times they'll be destroyed as quickly as you can put them down.
She -can- be useful for some attack maps, where her teleporter will make things absolutely one-sided, but you might need to log a few more games and get a better understanding of the maps before you'll be able to recognize the when-and-where of this.
>>147999507
>Enforced 50-50 in competitive
What did anon mean by this
>>147999464
Less people are using it, now. Feel free to switch whenever, anon.
>>147999293
>I just started this game
That's why you're doing well.
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GiBhTSyo8k
>>147999556
>>147999293
>I just started this game
That's why.
Even worse if you're on console
>>147999614
the algorithm for matchmaking in both quick play and competitive targets that your win/loss ratio is as close to 50 as possible. It will group you with good/bad players or teams to make this happen
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzClkMxdsgI
The Gameplay world is all from Tracer's perspective. She damaged her Chronal Accelerator. Which is causing a Crisis of Infinite Earths. Where infinite timelines are being created by Tracer and they are all overlapping.
Wait, fuck, your guns can have different colors than the rest of your skin? FUCK.
>>147999820
But people solo que and get higher ranks than you all the time anon
I wonder why that is?
Could it be because youaren't as good as you think you are?
character idea here
name: semen demon
left click sprays semen from her futa cock all over her target and heals it
right click does the same thing but it spurts further
her e shoots sticky semen all over the ground and roots targets and her shift lets her fly in the air using her semen to propel her
her ulti is the same as pharah but with semen
where can i submit my idea to blizzard?
>>147999820
my average in quickplay was 67% last time i checked. if it exists, its doing an awful job.
>>147999871
only gold
>>147999978
>>147999871
only if you buy the Golden versions
you can't mix and match normal skins and weapons
>>147999990
Wrap it around a bullet and submit it right into your skull.
>>147999994
>>148000046
Oh, well that's disappointing. How am I supposed to treat this like hat fortress if I can't mix and match shit?
Pharah makes me mad
>>148000041
>>148000046
>you will never be lionheart with an axe
>>148000173
wait a year or two.
i'm just curious if they'll introduce alternate weapons or simply more characters.
>>147999990
Post your idea to the blizz forums.
All the users there are natural semen slurpers and will love it.
>>148000114
guns are for losers
>>148000264
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>148000209
yeah, coming from Valve games it's a bit disappointing how limited the cosmetics are
>enemy picks 6 winstons
>pick 6 reapers
>>148000323
>stealing comics
Reaper players really are the lowest tier kiddies.
>>148000432
>Adapting memes is stealing
How do I get the animated spray?
>>147999330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6w8ibg_kQ8
>Spain
Can they just let Latin America dub things from now on?
>>148000432
it's a reference pal
>>148000243
I think they will just stick with characters.
Adding alternate weapons is just gonna make an already nightmarish balancing act even worse.
>>148000561
>every genji youtube guide.jpg
>>148000575
Whoops >>147999318
>>148000565
get ranked in the top 500 I think
>>148000432
its literally the same comic with reaper shooped in. there was no attempt to plagiarize
>>147998762
>>147999178
You piece of shit. You're not even good. Every time iv'e played with you from the Discord you've bitched about shit, refused to switch and acted like you're some MLG super skilled god when you're fucking worse than half of them.
You really need to act like you're so good and better than everybody else?
How fucking tiny is your dick? Fuck off back to League cocksucker.
Im gaining an entire rank every time I win, is this normal?
Is it normal for Roadhog to have gold in damage?
>>148000692
How do I check that?
>>148000561
>>148000589
>>148000698
>>148000751
Just won a game and I got 1/3 a level.
>>148000794
Easily if he uses whole hog on a Reinhardt shield or combos it.
>>148000750
>>147999178
>Used to play league of legends with people from /vg/
>Was diamond 1 and usually much better than the people I played with
>Despite this they would always be very mean and rude to their teammates when losing and the enemy when winning
Why can't people just be nice.
It's a video game, it's supposed to be fun.
Everyone from 4chan seems really bitter.
>>148000751
sometimes. it means it either didnt expect you to win or you kicked butt extra harder than the rest of your team.
>>148000947
What is that gif from?
>>148000836
Won 3 in a row, got a rank each time. Earlier lost 4, lost a rank each time. Very confusing compared to what Ive read here.
>>147998606
D.va was a meta joke of Blizzard at the playerbase. The playerbase metafied the already meta joke by cranking up the gosu l33t MLG gamer dew&doritos shit up to 11.
>>148000993
RWBY, i recognize the girl
>>148000947
>party with two friends
>they turn into the rudest, most entitled, responsibility dodging shits when they're losing
>blaming everyone including eachother
>sodium levels critical
Nah I'd really rather just solo queue
I see a lot of complaints about bad teammates in pubs here.
Well... Try playing the console version. It's so much worse in that aspect.
>multiply the instalocked Hanzo/Genjis by 5
>utter refusal to switch characters
>multiple torbjorns on defense
>torb/bastion on attack
>mercy on neutral point
>often no team coordination whatsoever
>no text chat, mics a rarity
Welcome to hell
On top of having a whole different balance; Widow and Pharah being highly less effective, Torbjorn still being viable, and still not being caught up with the meta, this version sucks.
I do not even want to play anymore.
>>148000993
RWBY.
Roosterteeth Web-series very similar to generic battle shounen anime.
I liked it but I also like air gear, Legend of Dragoon andLeague of legendsso if you aren't a mega casual like me you might not like it.
Is Reaper magic
>>147998762
>>147999178
See >>148000750
Delzy, you're fucking terrible at the game and you can't find anyone to play with on the Discord because no one wants to play with you.
>>148000947
No, there are just some guys with GOTIS on the Discord who have to make everything about them. There's already been dumb bullshit drama causing a bunch of divas to make their own Discord.
So they hand out sprays and player icon at the end of the season, right?
Does that mean you have to be in the top 500 when the season ends to get the animated spray, or that you just need to place in the top 500 at least once during the season?
Tracer is my boyfriend!
Please post more cute pictures of xer!
>>147998606
the only bad character design is you for insulting hana
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
>>148001110
no he's nanomachines
pretty much everything that looks like magic is nanomachines in OW
except for Genji and Hanzo's spirit dragons what the fuck are those
>>148001063
>>148001105
>RWBY
God dammit.
>>148000947
fuck off Kangs go shit up another general with your garbage taste in everything
>>148001080
>partied with 5 friends
>they were so bad as I was carrying the team as Zenyatta since I had gold in everything
>they think Zenyatta is good as I got PotG 3 times in a row as him
>we had fun
This was Quick Play btw.
Zenyatta buff when
>>147998751
>wrecking people to beats
Beats are for chill.
This is for wreck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4q1qeacqnw
>group up
>genji proceeds to die to their roadhog in the next few seconds
>Have defense down on hollywood
>enemy torb keeps on trying to be aggressive
>Flanks us and sets up on the alcove before last
>"They're on overtime they can't push the entire point"
>Zarya kills me, watch as the entire team wipes to the sentry and never even turns around
I'm more mad that his bullshit worked than that we lost.
I had this shit on my team too, so I should not have expected much.
>>148001245
Hanzo's is hard light like Symmetra. The real mystery is Zenyatta.
>>147999764
Why isn't the Roadhog hookin'
Why isn't the Genji deflectin'
Why isn't the Hanzo hanzoin'
>>148001474
The hanzo is hanzoin, he's spamming arrows
also the roadhog did hook, I think
>>148001146
Probably the former, but I don't think anyone knows for sure. I mean, we don't even have a top 500 list nor does the top 500 icon that's supposed to show instead of the rating work. They'll probably clarify that soon.
>temple of anubis defense
>dodge immediately at team prep
>wait about a minute before matchmaking again
>get put in the same exact game with 5 seconds of setup left
the most retarded system
>>148001474
So far I played 200 games and won 100 so im at 100 CP. I'm going to need to play another 400 to get my golden gun.
s76 + good aim = all gold everything
>>147999764
I've literally never seen anyone play that badly on consoles and every time someone posts this webm I immediately mentally peg that person as a full autismo.
>>148001458
>Harmony: Nanomachines stored in the orb seep into the body of the target, fixing wounds
>Discord: Same as above, except the Nanomachines weaken the body (brittler bones, thinner skin and unclotting blood), rendering it more vulnerable to injuries
>>148001629
>32% accuracy
God everytime I see a pic like this I wish I could go back to the 50s and just shit on everyone
Why does every bad Genji player use the carbon fiber skin? I'm talking about the ones that refuse to switch, even when there are multiple tanks/counters to Genji
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKzLoZFz8PE
>>148001629
>good aim
>32% accuracy
>>148001614
This is like a cat chasing it's own tail.
Console gamers are like cats.
>>148001819
>>148001775
post better if you have
>>148001458
>Hard light
>literally flows out of his tattoos in the trailer
>Only comes from the shimada bloodline
IT'S
FUCKING
MAGIC.
>>148001690
>Makes himself impervious to all forms of harm and grows spirit arms
>AS
>A
>FUCKING
>ROBOT
IT'S
ALL
FUCKING
MAGIC
>>148001805
I barely see that skin as I see mostly young Genji skin players who are garbage.
It's fucking bullshit that they lock the animated spray behind some stupid leaderboard placement in a game where your skill affects almost nothing in terms of your rank.
>>148001775
What accuracy are you averaging anon?
>>148001912
I haven't noticed correlations between skins and players being trash. Are there any notable shitter alert skins?
Which Reinhardt intro should I unlock?
>get a quad kill, two triples, and potg with S76
>level up
>open it and get Bone, a skin I actually wanted
Holy fuck, 10 levels of nothing but sprays/voice lines/player icons and finally something good.
>>148002002
Wolf Hanzo is one.
fucking vanproosh, this is truly 50 mmr hell
>>148001886
Comp stats.
>>148001614
Why are PC gamers so insecure?
>>148001897
Oh ye of little faith
With enough faith in THE IRIS one can move mountains
>>148001886
>tfw sub 40% scum
>>148002004
Charge is pretty nice
>>148002004
Do you use a skin with or without a helmet?
>>148002219
Without
Hello my name is JUNKRAT
I am going to be picked every single game, I will never ever push through chokepoints on attack. I'm popping ultimates like it's going out of fashion just to kill a single guy. I do 120 on direct hit with no reload time allowing me to nonstop spam everywhere. I've attached magnets to my traps with actual health that makes symmetra envious lol even lasts longer than mcree's pocket sand. I can throw mines used a quick nade in close quarters to finish off targets with my lack of aim no damage to self as well.
Can't wait to see you ingame guys good luck have fun
>>148002098
I don't care about system wars I just like laughing at bad players
>>148002349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg
>>148002397
lol why doesn't he just walk back and hit it with a flame?
>people who say 'gg' as an insult to their own team
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148001629
Roadhog out healed you. Git gud
>>148002397
wow.
>>148002397
lmao jesus
>>148002518
How is that a surprise? His shit's on a low cooldown and is a lot of burst healing.
>>148002397
I had this problem when my S key broke as well.
>>148002560
>git
>gud
>>148001917
>where your skill affects almost nothing in terms of your rank
if you're garbage at the game, your rank will be low whether or not you have good or bad teammates
>reaper that doesnt kill winston
>genji that doesnt kill bastion
>mercy that doesnt damage buff soldier
>junkrat that doesnt use shift to sticky jump
>pharah that doesnt clear toblerone turrets
>>148001924
For Soldier? 40ish
As far as hitscan hes lower than Mccree who should be around 50-52 but he should still be 38-42 for players with somewhat decent aim. Top tier aimers will have 45-48 on him
>>148002158
This is just a guess but your accuracy on Zarya is really really low, it seems like you probably spam right clicks and I would suggest using the m1 more. Its a lot more powerful than most new players think and you should be using it on anyone close outside of maybe Tracers
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZR2p-DhSX4
>tfw I can do fine for kills/damage on junkrat but can't quite nail his ult
Anyone else know this feel?
>>148002528
>>148002539
>>148002561The guy who originally posted this said that it was his teams fault for not helping him
>>148002397
I don't know what's worse, his entire team walking past him or him not reversing+firestrike.
>>147999764
This isn't a console player, it's an Xbox player.
Believe it or not there's a difference.
>>148001084
>multiple torbjorns on defense
To be fair, wasn't Torb hot shit on Consoles before?
>>148002912
its not just as bad that the team didn't notice either though, but its still pretty bad
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
>>148002869
Good players won't die in big groups to tire. At high ranks (65+) a pretty big chunk of your tires will get shot down
That said, my suggestion is to use it at opportune times when fighting is going on, its a lot harder for people to react mid chaos. Also don't be greedy with it, if you can get a rein or healer pop it instantly - don't go for multikills needlessly
Am I ready for competitive?
>>147999978
It's always hilarious watching reaper start breakdancing behind a wall with Widow ult
looks goofy as fuck
>>148003059
you're ready for a rank of30
Any tips on for a Roadhog on how to Out Bastard a Mei? I'm usually good at pulling people out of their Ults or Bastions from their turret mode, but when that thicc bitch shows up... It's not good.
>>148002713
I only played her like 7 matches during the period in which her rightclick was bugged
I have more games on roadhog than all the other tanks combined
>>148003053
Lately I've been trying to do it in the middle of a B-push, seems to be the most likely time when people will be distracted/grouped up
>>148003059
yeah, you are
just make sure to play a lot so you downrank fast and I don't have to play with you
>>148000207
Such great animation wasted on
>lol grimdark edgy precure xD
>>148002713
>This is just a guess but your accuracy on Zarya is really really low, it seems like you probably spam right clicks and I would suggest using the m1 more. Its a lot more powerful than most new players think and you should be using it on anyone close outside of maybe Tracers
only right clicks count for zarya accuracy
>>148001134
>Delzy
Glad I avoided that landmine. Wew!
>>148003112
Are there people actually that bad? My friend plays with a controller on pc and is still around 50.
>>148003206
>great animation
>twitchy animations and blur
Haha yeah man yeah...
>Playing in pub
>Some high rank tracer walks over to me
>"Hey your name looks familiar have we played before?"
>it's a grill
>for the rest of the match, team would not stop trying to talk to her
>>148003206
>they should animate more battle shounen and cute girls doing cute things for mature anime watchers such as myself
>>148003324
t. badass contrarian
>>148003310
Yes. There was a dude that posted how he got to rank 1 on /owg/ so it can be done.
>>148002713
The accuracy is harsh against people who frequently spam down hallways and against people who may try peaking again. You can get a lot of bonus damage and ult % in by doing this, even if most of the shots miss, one or two can still connect.
>>148003112
>>148003153
Why do you think I will do bad?
Symmetry is perfect. She looks just like my micro econ professor.
I ususally get gold elims. gold objective kills. gold objective time.
I have a pretty good win rate. Why you think I do bad?
>>148003358
I bet you think Attack on Titan and Terraformars are revolutionary.
>>148001629
>SR54
>32% Acc
>Calling yourself good
Yeah ok buddy keep telling yourself that
See you in 65+ never
>>148003401
Sorry i just don't like shit
Unlike you my man
>>148003507
I said you're shit
Not the hero
Have fun in low rank shitter
>>148003507
Symmetra is situational at best. She's terrible on offense, and on defense she's only good in a few very specific situations. You're just playing against bad players.
>>148003358
I bet you think Yahari is a refreshing and realistic story
>>148003435
How? Was he deliberately fucking his team over?
>>148001201
i bet you think nascar drivers look really sharp too.
>>148003565
But why do you think I am shit?
>>148003618
>Realistic
>Loner who is blunt with people having friends and girls throwing themselves at him
kek.
It is fun to watch him tell people the truth though.Also cute trap.
>>148003509
>Revolutionary
They pretty much have the depth and originality of SAO.
>>147998751
MY DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0
>>148003798
The only good season was the 1st, then it was tainted by genuine
Does anyone know how many rank points you lose if you just up and leave a match in competitive?
Is it the same ammount you would have lost if you had just lost the game? Or is it more?
I'm curious because I'm just wondering if its worth just leaving a match if I get shitters who play Junkrat or something on attack for Capture maps for example.
>>147998751
>on fire as S76
https://youtu.be/q2rHTTDcNoU?t=1m6s
>lucio
>is Brazilian
>has an african american accent
why? all the other heros have accents that are related to their country but lucio's is different
You're okay to leave the game once you see Defeat on the screen in ranked right?
>>148003625
Dunno he just "Check it out lads" and posted it
Maybe he was just throwing for the hell of it but some people live on internet connections run by a water wheel in there back yard. so i can see how people get in the shitter.
>>148003739
>But why do you think I am shit?
You pick sym any chance you get and you said you get Gold Elims all the time.
Meaning you play with shitters.
Anyone past 40 knows to shot you in the face with your 200 hp and laugh as you try to land a slow orb or run at most the roster with better attacks and more mobility.
So i just know.
>>148003265
Thats kind of the point, you shouldnt be right clicking enough that its that low. You should be right clicking in higher percentage situations of hitting people, m1ing the rest of the time
>>148003497
I mean, everyone spams chokepoints to build ult. Having a accuracy in the low 30s means you're not using your time efficiently to build ult though. That many low percentage spams is honestly time that could be better spent
daily reminder that if you are a one trick pony and play competitive that you should consider quick play instead friends.
>>148003954
>African American Accent
We have accents?
>>148003954he's secretly from toronto
>>148003509
Terraformars is "revolutionary" in that it tries too hard to be like GoT with fucking everyone dying.
>>148002561
That makes you as stupid as the guy in the webm.
I wish Lucio was an offense character.
I mean like real damage
Wayne Gretzky recolor of Lucio's hockey legendary when
>>148004030
He's probably referring to ebonics and Lucio really doesn't speak in that way. He just has a "hip" way of speaking but it makes sense for a music guy to talk like that, I guess he just associates it with black people.
>>148003996
My average with him is 38%, but my most played hero is Pharah and she's at 51%. Not sure if that's good or not but I spam with her a LOT.
Also spamming Zarya's right click is good because you can shoot it over walls and other obstacles and still splash damage.
>>148003996
>Thats kind of the point, you shouldnt be right clicking enough that its that low. You should be right clicking in higher percentage situations of hitting people, m1ing the rest of the time
at the start of the round and after when nothing else is happening m2ing constantly at the point where they're probably going to be coming from is good
>>148003954
I'm half convinced they originally made a black DJ hero, then decided to make him Brazilian without changing his skin or dialogue.
>Double Reinhardt, Double Bastion
>Hanamura Point B
Why do people even find this fun. Moreover, how do you counter this short of brute forcing their shields down since you can't really flank them?
>>148004163
we have enough offense and only 3 supports
>47
>44
>47
>44
This matchmaking i swear
>>148004265
Probably. They tried to nail as many rough nationalities as possible, but then went overboard with the Asian ones.
>>148002349
Junkrat was a mistake
Not even memeing right now
>tfw playing all night and finally hit level 60
then I took a shower to get all the congealed sweat, smell of yelling, and tears off me, and now I'm going to go to bed happy for once! thanks blizzard!
>>148004289
four dva's 2 76
>>148004289
1. nerf this
2. all of your team runs on the point
3. red niggas either die or run (they will run, because >muh KDA)
4. mech explodes
5. SECOND dva, nerf this again, first d.va gets on the point
6. point should be captured by the time the second mech explodes
>tfw you're inhuman 42 scum
>tfw pharah won't use her rocket jump for a whole game
>team mate complains about everybody else
>has been playing Zenyatta for the last two games
>I have gold healing as Soldier 76
>>148004289
triple junkrat or triple pharah, depending on positioning
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d38xbAFnCSQ
Only the chillest, grooviest, gnarliest beats.
>>148003641
i dont watch nascar, anon
>>148004370
>4 is overboard
>>148004265
i'm honestly surprised tumblr didnt shit the bed over the game having only one black character, who's gimmick is music.the entire game is kinda racist in a clueless white people designed it kind of way though
>>148004508
I don't know that face because now I'm level 60
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBN1CkyRzmE
>>148004508
>dropped from 55 to 39 and back up to 48
>i've noticed no big difference in skill level aside from the genji's
FUCKING NERF GENJI'S REFLECT IT DOESNT NEED TO REFLECT 99.999% OF ATTACKS IN THIS GAME. FOR CHRIST SAKE MAKE IT HAVE LIKE A 20 SEC COOLDOWN, OR MAKE GENJI VUNERABLE FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS AFTER PRESSING E. ITS FUCKING UNREASONABLY STUPID JUST BEING NEAR GENJI IS ALWAYS A MIXUP IN HIS FAVOR. WEEBS NEED TO DIE.
>>148004753
untape your left click my man
>>148004753
It even blocks melee attacks. As if it wasn't good enough already.
My suggestion would be to not allow Genji to cancel the ability.
>>148004493
>1. nerf this
>they don't have to move anywhere because reinhardt barrier blocks it
you really thought that through didn't you
>tfw just spent 3k for the oops spray just to BM during potg
>>148004636
Tell me how to deal with idiots who literally almost get kicked for afking because they didn't know what to pick?
Or Pharahs that stay on the ground the whole game.
Or people who go Widowmaker on sudden death attack.
Or people who go Torb/Bastion and wonder why their turrets get insta-blown up by Pharah.
>>148004753
I CAN FUCKING COUNT ON MY HANDS THE ATTACKS THAT DON'T GET REFLECTED. EVEN FUCKING ULTS ARENT SAFE FROM THIS AUTISM. BIG PROBLEM BLIZZARD. DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNTS.
>>148004631
>the entire game is kinda racist in a clueless white people designed it kind of way though
It really is, the Japanese characters especially
>>148004816
>no one has shot reinhardt's shield at all
>No one is flanking or trying to attack them so they can stand in the exact same spot
>No one is playing pharah and just peekshooting their shields for free
So your team is braindead potatoes there's not much to be done dude
>Play vs. AI
>Bastion players
What point is there? It's basically a brainless shoot 'em up. Do they just want to masturbate to high kill counts?
>>148004805
Genji can't cancel the ability without using another skill though
>>148004816
It's all about knowing where to shoot the mech.
>>148004913
if it has 1 health it'll block the whole dva ult with no damage spill
What's with all the Symmetras? No one use to play her and now she's like a staple for every defense team out there. What the fuck?I hate going against a defense Sym on attack.
>>148004952
Which happens like 90% of the time when fighting Genji.
When their reflect is up, that's the one moment he is actually vulnerable, and he can just get out of it at will.
>>148004898
nigga how many times do you get killed by deflected ults
most people just use it to distract enemies and help themselves run away
>>148004898
>zarya lazer
>winston tesla
>Mei m1
>Torb hammer
>Rein hammer
>Earthshatter
>>148004985
Still deals 1k damage to the shield, so the second dva throwing her ult onto the point while the team is dog piling on the bastion/reinhardts should be enough to secure the point
>>148004906
The SJWs got too caught up in fantasizing about all the characters being fags to throw a tantrum about stereotypes
>>148004898
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THE FUCKER IS 10X MORE ANNOYING TO HIT THAN TRACER, AND WHEN YOU FINALLY DO MANAGE TO HIT HIM YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BELIEVE HE'S MASHING THAT E BUTTON THAN RUNNING AWAY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
So I dont know if Im playing with shitters or what
But everytime I lose I barely lose any progress
And when I win I get almost 1.5 levels
>>148004906
It's racist towards white people as well
> Swiss girl is blonde with blue eyes and extremely beautiful
> American is a cowboy
> German is an Aryan
> Swedish is a tolkien dwarf
> Russian is surprising. I thought the VDV would have killed her
But this isn't a first for Blizzard
> SC2
> No asians
> All the people in the firebats have black voices, they're also all convicts
>>148005004
she's VERY good with zarya bubble, and you see a lot of zarya's too
>>148004906
It feels like their only exposure to japanese culture was 3 ninjas and tmnt
the soldier 76 short is also super cringey
>>148005004
people realized what a massive advantage a tp is probably. I was a little disappointed when i first played because i assumed she'd be in every game because of it.
>Roadhog supposedly a counter to Tracer
>What actually happens is Tracer gets free ults every 15 seconds
hello overbabs?
>>148005116
>Stereotypes are Racisim
omg racist!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148005060
That's fair, I'd fuck most of the characters too
>>148005186
They're not racist. I was just pointing out that white people aren't selective about it.
>>148004740
There is none, I just got level 60 and you'll lose or win, the archetypes of the players on the winning team are the same no matter where you are, ditto for the losing team's players.
Lose: Nobody talks, nobody types, nobody coordinates, severe lack of DPS, normally no tanks, NO WINSTON, enemy team quite literally walks behind your team mates and kill them all, nobody switches ever, 4/5th the deaths are outside the point, i.e. the dregs of humanity, a silent unchanging horde of psychopathic losers, malformed google AI's who've decided to try their hand at Overwatch, how did they all get to this rank playing like this? god sent them here to make YOU lose.
Winning team: Everyone with mics, people suggest picks, people coordinate picks and make sure the comp works, people stick together and don't push recklessly, normally win on the first point, i.e. people like you, who are here to win, and everyone has a good time because of it; even if you do end up losing.
Did I mention I got level 60 today? I will keep posting this till I get my (You) saying good work.
>>148005116
Pretty sure all the Terran soldiers are convicts?
And what kind of a complaint is that a unit in RTS only has one voice actor? That's like literally every RTS unit ever in every RTS game ever.
>>148005186
>im very mentally ill haha <:0
>>148005004
>>148005125
>>148005158
I wish she wasn't support. When people pick her the Support tip goes away so you don't have a true healer.
>>148005296
hopefully she gets moved to defense when sombra comes
>>148003565
t. Ghibli fangirl
>It's a you've lost 6 ranks in 2 days episode
I'm decent but i can't carry when i'm the only one on the team that plays the Obj and knows to focus the healer in teamfights
EU /vg/ team when?
>attacking gibraltar
>suddenly 5 enemies dc
>new enemies hold the end for two minutes and then lose
Man, I thought I'd seen mad kids before but this was a whole new level. I bet someone cried.
is there an english version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEBfK1t7T9I
>>148005281
good work.
>>148004631
>>148004906
I feel like most characters seem to really care about their culture in a way that seems weird to me
>>148004802
GEE I BETTER STOP SHOOTING THIS GENJI. *DOESN'T SHOOT*
GENJI SLICES THROUGH ME AND UTTERS:
"HEH NOTHING PERSONEL KID."
>>148005362
>ranked
lmao LOL u idot
>>148005116
Why would I be mad that they've portrayed white people as white people? Are you saying its racist to say all white people are white? Ara ara onii-san thats some stupid shit.
>>148005458
Why'd you have to remind me of E.C.M., anon? I wanted to be done fapping for tonight.
>scatter arrow
Who came up with this shit?
Why is it okay to get oneshot kills from RNG alone?
>>148005296
I feel the same way about Zennyatta, his healing its just not enough.
>>148005416
so you're complaining about his dash? think before you rant
>>148005458
>liberals
>stupid
wow
>>148005410
Thanks! May the MM god smile on you today, AND tomorrow too!
>>148005186
>stereotypes arent racism
but they literally are. Just not a particularly harmful kind.
>>148005414
they dont feel like they belong to the culture they're from, just socal kids dressed up like it.
phara's eye makeup bothers me to no end because it clashes with character and (presumably) islamic values
>>148005458
W-Wow, that girl certainly does love relaxing doing non-lewd things in the name of jesus christ.
Correct anon?
>>148005362
>I'm decent
post cute D.Va quotes
>shut-dooown!
>fanks for de schupport!
>>148005603
I don't think Pharah or her mom were Muslims
>>148005613
Ell Too Pee
today is the first time I've heard her say that
>>148004820
>no one ever plays symmetra for the entire game after the first point is lost
>ill never get the sorry spray
FUCK
>>148005603
>islamic
>no burka
she aint a mudslime.
>>148005458
No but if it were realistic the Torbjorn would be a sandnigger
How the fuck do i counter Roadhog's hook combo?
He keeps pulling me through walls and objects to instakill me
>>148005603
>Pharah
>Muslim
She's a Kemetic
Didn't you know Egyptian neopaganism is huge in the future?
>>148005186
>im really fucking gay and im asexual
I try to be a faggy little open-minded liberal about stuff but there are some things that I really legitimately don't understand.
>>148005281
>I had to deal with 2 rank 65 genji's who refused to switch against 2 Winstons on KOTH, then lie and claim he had 3 gold medals with 3 deaths
>>148005609
>subjective statement that cannot be objectively verified
lmaoing at your lyfe
>>148005532
[s] God watches you masturbate anon [/s]
>>148005613
>Lights, camera, ACTIOOON.
I cringe to to the point of having a seizure every time I hear that line. Something about her voice just pisses me off.
finally reached 100 comp points. How you guys doing so far?
>>148005695
Fight him from long distances
Move erratically if he gets close
>>148005647
if she was raised in egypt though, she'd have their concept of modesty molded into her, plus the whole military thing
it just makes no sense for her to have an eye of ra painted on. it makes her look like a tart and ruins her overall style.
>>148005695
Both Mei and Reaper can survive it.
>>148005695
You cannot counter a good roadhog hooker except by trying to stay as far as you can or moving fast around it.
>>148005603
>Literally
>"It's racist to make an American cowboy
Good lord please return to your realm
>>148005686
>no one ever plays symmetra for the entire game after the first point is lost
That's because by the time the first point is lost the attackers will have too much momentum for builders to set up anything decent.
Torbs can at least be fags and set their turrets way in the back and wait for the enemy to show up instead of being proactive and not letting them get that far to begin with but Symmetra's sentries are worthless and it gets harder and harder to take advantage of her playstyle when the enemy team is all piled on top of the payload.
>>148005686
I got it yesterday. Team was getting BTFO on hollywood and we never maid it past capping the payload at point A. Sym dropped like 4 teles and I was tracer. We lost but I got the spray so idgaf
>>148005281
>Lose: Nobody talks, nobody types, nobody coordinates, severe lack of DPS, normally no tanks, NO WINSTON, enemy team quite literally walks behind your team mates and kill them all, nobody switches ever, 4/5th the deaths are outside the point, i.e. the dregs of humanity, a silent unchanging horde of psychopathic losers, malformed google AI's who've decided to try their hand at Overwatch, how did they all get to this rank playing like this? god sent them here to make YOU lose.
Holy shit it's like reading a book of my fucking gameplay life. No one ever has a mic, no one will listen to any suggestions, no one fucking responds, no one wants to play tank so I'm forced into the roll, everyone plays shit like Mei, Hanzo, Torb, and no one will fight on the point.Also good work senpai, congratulations.
>>148005605
oh yeah sure.
>>148005613
"that turret won't be bothering us anymore"
the way she says anymore... so cute...
>When you're on the point fending off a push
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
>>148005603
no, stereotypes are not racism
please kys, I insist
>>148005768
>God watches you masturbate
L-Lewd.
>Genji's ult is now one shot
>Deflect resets on deflect kills
there
he's balanced
>>148005605
She sure does
>>148005281
I'm rank 60 and it feels weird when my solo queue team wins despite being the stereotypical losing team. I guess the other team was even worse.
>>148005914
>Genji ult damage increased to 150
>deflect cd increased by 2 seconds
there
he's balanced
>tfw Bastion on attack on point A of Hanamura actually works against those faggots who camp the doorway
Well shit, and I thought Bastion on attack was a meme.
Why the fuck is genji allowed to throw ninja stars while reflect is still up? The day i can accept but there a window before reflect falls off where he can throw an attack then dash right as reflect drops. Totally not broken at all when you consider none of his attacks even need to be aimed.
>>148005914
don't forget Dash now resets every time Dash hits something
>>148005774
just embrace the cuteness anon
>>148006008
>Why the fuck is genji allowed to throw ninja stars while reflect is still up?
Because he can't, It's probably you being too slow to recognize when it's over
>>148006021
>actually like playing D.va
>never want to because D.va is D.va
Fuck me.
>>148002254
Charge looks really bad with the versions of reinhardt that don't have a helmet. You probably want to use hammer down.
>>148005990
Why would you think it's a meme? Defenders use tanks at choke points, Bastion shreds tanks.
Works wonderfully well on maps where Roadhogs are common, like the first point of King's Row.
How do I make people understand that I play Genji because I'm attracted to him and not because I care about Naruto?
>>148005827
you're dumb
>>148005779
90 so far. i've got a quota worked out to hit 300 by the end of july.
>>148006097
The helmeted version makes it even more apparent that the helmet is disproportionate to the rest of the body
>>148005613
>LOL
>GG
>GLHF
>>148006145
tsun tsun
>>148005914
>Genji's ult becomes Seppuku.
>Pressing E makes you dc from the game.
there
He's balanced
>Gets teamkill with 20 seconds left in sudden death defense
>Someone on other team ragequits
>They actually manage to push succesfully when it's a 5v6 with 10 seconds left
>We barely win
I'm not sure if I should be happy that we won or sad that we got no elo. Might've lost if that guy didn't rage quit.
>>148005990
Bastion works well if he can ride the cart with a rhein on him, then let the rest of his team scurry around like rodents and nibble at the enemy team's toes while he takes the bulk of the damage. Bastion's biggest asset is the threat he poses, rather than the damage he deals.
>>148006145
If it makes you feel any better I'm stuck with the edgelord username I came up with when I was 16 and have to deal with the insta-judgments that definitely come from my team if I ever feel like playing Reaper.
>>148006145
Change your name to something gay. Like HotPants or SweetAss
>Current k/d is 5.3 with roadhog in competitive
Im in the shitter leagues, for sure.
>>148002994
>>148002912
>>148002913
I can't have any sympathy for this guy if he really expected anyone on his team to pay attention or help him there are 3 bastions on attack on this team, no one is trying.
I've done maybe a dozen sudden deaths since comp started and literally, not meme-literally but LITERALLY-literally every single time I've had to be on the attacking team.
Why?
Post em
>>148006401
you got lucky. what is there to complain about?
>>148006262
>Bastion's biggest asset is the threat he poses, rather than the damage he deals.
The threat he poses IS the damage he deals.
>>148006401
Why are you complaining?
>>148006145
You're playing the literal meme character of this game. Everyone with a brain hates you by default, there is no changing that.
>>148006401
haha this is one of those funny meme posts where you say something that works in your favor is bad?
When do you say the game is biased towards defense and torb needs a nerf?
Oh anon, you card!
>>148006437
>>148006447
You're fucking joking, right?
>>148006439
You missed the point. Bastion requires the entire enemy team to play around him, they shift all their focus on taking down the Bastion or otherwise the Bastion will take down their entire team. His presence alone makes the enemy think about their every move because if they make the wrong move, they die before they can even react.
>>148006401
>Why do I have to be on the winning team?
>>148006448
Hanzo is the true meme
>>148005695
juke it
>>148006514
Torb is fine.
Defense is still infinitely easier than Offence in all situations and maps in this game.
>>148006426
>>148005613
>"Wow, it's so big! I don't know if it'll fit!"
>>148006448
>>148006561
That's not Mei.
>>148006607
el
oh
el
>>148006607
>Defense is still infinitely easier than Offence in all situations and maps in this game.
>>148006607
OH HO HO
THERE HE GOES
ANON DOES IT AGAIN
>>147998606
No, it's the fact that she was already an autistic streamer le gamer and people loved that so much they're cranking it up to 11.
>Th-thanks, Blizzard
>>148005281Good work
>>148006561
>>148006645
Both those characters are fucking cancer in their own right, but sorry Genji has earned the meme title. Just everything about him screams autism.
>Muh super cool cyborg ninja
>Muh hero seagul
>Muh reflect
>Muh glorious nippon steel that can cut through a tank
>>148006632
Please
D.Va's pussy has been ruined long ago
She was conscripted as a "morale booster" for the actual mech pilots
i'm a top main and I just got stuck with vsing yasuo
Does karma do ok into yasuo?
Because that's what I got
ME UNGA, TEAM BUNGA
>>148006840
Fuck off back to /fgg/ your memes are dumb, and unfunny. Bye.
>>148006439
Yeah what this guy said >>148006531
Bastion is really fuckin spooky and is unique in the fact that he cannot be ignored, and takes lots of attention to deal with. This allows your team to move in and pick people off while they have to move forward, this is especially true with a rheinhardt guarding him, who himself can be a massive and necessary distraction. Its a kind of damned if you do damned if you don't situation unless you can quickly focus him down, which is unlikely because pubs are notoriously unable to make good decisions.
>>148006909
>This new
S u m m e r
>>148006823
>That feel when Genji doesn't have a full edge mode like Jack the Ripper
It's time for Jack to let'er rip!BEYBLADE!
>>148006827
kill yourself you worthless degenerate
hana is pure
>>148006834
woops wrong general
kek
>>148006909
Did i strike a nerve?
>>148006840
I hate this forced "meme", it doesn't make any sense.
This game is forced 50 mmr too!
smdh
>>148006426
I use the Young Genji and Young master skins as well (The Monkey is just so damn easy)
>>148006947
Sorry Senpai low quality memes have to be called out. I bet your a spongebob poster too, faggot.
>>148006935
Lel, you linked me back to someone who replied to me.
Bastion is a shit hero that only works against braindead players who have no idea how to use their hero or have no map awareness.
>>148007026
I use sparrow because of that shit eating grin he gets in the warrior's salute highlight intro
>>148006952
>Pure
>Her cockpit probably smells like doritos, mtn dew, and sweat.
>Probably doesn't wash for days
>>148007026
C A N C E R. If this game a vote to kick system I'd be voting you off my team every time.
>>148007010
>Forced
People used it.
It caught on.
People kept using it like all other memes.
If a meme is forced it won't last, just look at those drug commercials with all the outdated memes.
>>148007093
>list of reasons why shes pure
im going to teach her cleanliness and hygiene
DORITO!!!
>>148007126
It was spamed on /fgg/ for months, everyone hated it except for a few autists.
>Mfw he does the gajin gary on you're wake up
*Crying while laughing emoji*
>>148006827
D.va is a virgin, and is a little afraid of sex.
>>148006954
I would never go to LoL general to tell you this, but now that your here I think the time is ripe, LoL is a bad game and you should feel bad for playing it, it was programmed on adobe air, runs slower than Dota2 despite lacking the graphics and fancy visual effects, panders towards casual players, and forcibly removes any and all unique play from the game. Not only that but the servers are god awful, and its chalk full of glitches. The balancing is based on flavor of the month, and less than 20% of the hero pool is in pro rotation at any given time. Supports are too nerfed, and they've removed all hard CC and unique mechanics (such as mana burn, and invis) almost entirely from the game. Sorry anon, but your game is really bad.
>>147998751
CAN'T STOP 'TIL WE BEAT THE TOP.
CAN'T STOP 'TIL WE BEAT THE TOP.
CAN'T STOP 'TIL WE BEAT THE TOP.
CAN'T STOP 'TIL WE BEAT THE TOP.
>>147983498
I'm a healslut and I won't even try to make excuses for that shit. I use it to make Reapers and such waste their ult.
>Use it before a party wipe ult comes out
You'll have it back in about 20~30s of not playing like a retard so who fucking cares, while their ults are on a 45~90s downtime unless they're in The Zone.
>Use it after a party-wipe ult comes out
Congrats you have your party completely up and fresh and they probably don't have a backup plan.
There's literally no real way to lose. Even if you just res one dude into a bad situation, a second chance could be all they needed and it's not a guarantee to backfire.
Put that shit on a longer cooldown. Make me actually have to think about it before I press Q, instead of going "well it's up and I may as well do it now because I fucking can".
>>148007027
>your
>your
>your
>didn't even bother to get past the filter
This is what happens when school lets out, everybody. You have to be 18+ to be on this site you know.
>>148007243
>Most of this applies to Overwatch as well
You're all drinking the same poison no matter how much you try to deny it
>>148004738
Thanks
>>148003059
you are going to hit rankpoowhen you get done with placements
>>148007192
That doesn't make her pure anon. That makes her a ROTTEN WOMAN.
>implying she just won't use you as a McD's delivery boy
>implying she won't bully you into buy her mtn dew and dortios to further her addiction
>>148007243
At least the servers aren't 20 tick
>>148007329
two more here fampai
>>148004972
>>148004864
@148007274
Why are you still replying to me? Do you really care about the (You)s that much? Well I won't be giving you another one, get cucked fucktard.
>>148007093
>>Probably doesn't wash for days
She wouldn't have to, I would clean her thoroughly every day.
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPn88oVDSuw
So what are lucio, zenny and bastion doing in the overwatch museum holograms? Were they involved with the original team somehow?
Also are they gonna introduce the hazmat suit here on the left eventually?
>People on 4chan who treat fictional characters like they live day to day lives
>>148007401
Got em, just got back online from a trip so might be a bit behind
>>148007326
Yeah except OW isn't a moba so its not like alot of that matters since most of OW's play is mechanical, its like you trying to say that because CS:GO doesn't have tactical nukes its okay for league to remove invisibility, wards, and ganking. Just ain't the same anon. LoL was goodfour years ago, and even then it was just a tithe over for Dota2 Beta
>>148007361
>implying i wouldnt enjoy all of that
>one third of all posts are D.va pics
>not even best D.va just waifu shit
You all should be ashamed of yourselves
How to fix D.VA
Give her a 75 HP shield over a reduced critbox. Shield only covers critbox.
Lower slow while firing to 10%
Remove ui warning for ult or reduce charge time by 15%
Extend range before damage drop off on primary weapon
Hire me blizzard.
>sgdq just ended
feels lost and quiet like some psychological anime ended or someshit fuck hold me /owg/
>>148007434
>>148007528
>implying she lets filthy casuals touch her at all
>>147998751
the sound ofLISTENING FOR FUCKING FOOTSTEPS YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS
>>148007087
I think you get it with Young Genji too it really does makes for a good intro
>>148007108
A Y Y B L A M O
>>148007557
Who cares its not like you can tell where they're coming from, I'd rather have music coming from my one speaker than stupid footsteps.
>>148007557
>he can't do both
Sorry old man this game might be a little advanced for someone your age. How about you just get me some doritos and mtn dew.
>>148007619
Anon I don't know if anyone's told you yet but you have to be ranked 55+ to be allowed to post here sorry.
>>148007508
I don't know about Lucio, but Bastion is a generic "Omnic soldier #347" gone sentinent, and I headcanon Zenyatta as a elite Omnic sniper with over 300 confirmed kills who found robot-jesus
>>148007669
Its not my fault I play on a laptop anon, I bet I could beat xbox players.
>There are people in this thread who complain that Master Hanzo's "Scatter arrow Technique:Panicking Asian man's final shot" Isn't the most skillful ability in the game
Fools, this is basic economics
Does McCree's m1 ALWAYS shoot straight to the center? When I'm moving my accuracy goes down, and I don't think it's just my tracking
>>148007508
The mural represents Overwatch just before it was shut down, I presume. Thus no Reyes or Morrison.
>>148007710
>literally bragging about being better than the handicapped
>>148007549
if im a good little delivery slave, maybe shell let me pat her head
What even is the Iris?
>>148007826
Wherever Zenyatta is.
What's his name again?
>Joining a game just as they lose
Good game, Blizz.
>>148007817
>he honestly believes this
>>148007868
Za Warudo
fuckin shit posted this in the old thread like a god damn idiot here it is again
I want to die
>Competitive match on Hanamura
>Oh boy! I quick lil' game and then off to bed
>Hell quickly begins
>Back and forth, back and forth
>My team performing admirably, as do the enemies
>End up 4-4, when suddenly
>Teammate fuckin' leaves
>We fight like Hell and keep it tied at 4-4 through the next round
>"SUDDEN DEATH"
>SHIT
>Luckily get the attacking coin flip
>Barely manage to scrape by, win on overtime, 5v6
>Match ends, congratulations all around with pubbies I've never met before and will likely never meet again
>LoadsaXP
>Rank screen
>Gain a centimeter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is the team of the person who left punished? It's such a ridiculous notion, I can't believe they thought this system was viable.
>>148007508
Why are the proportions so completely off in this picture? Bastion is the size of Reinhardt in-game.
>>148007875
>playing quick play
>doesn't want quick matches
>>148007508
Bomb suit tank where
>>148007898
>i dont, im just really optimistic
>>148007868
I've never seen this character before.
>>148007728
Ippatsu de ichi-ri korosu. Nihonshu! Korehadatta... Shinpuruna ikunangaku. Nanimonai kojin-tekina.
>>148007868
cyber-jesus
What was his name again?
>>148007764
Please answer
>>148008023
Metalghandi
>>148007728
>Defense volskaya, decide to go Junkrat and sit in the fancy apartment near the spawn
>Having decent time of unloading grenades into the moron's backs
>A Pharah finally notices me and I have to go down to the first floor for a medkit
>Walk back into the second floor and instantly die
>Huh
>Kill can shows a handout blindly firing a scatter into the room and one shotting me
>>148008023
Zenyatta
>>148008023
Bob Ross
>>148007243
How does it pander to casuals?
>20% of the hero pool is in pro rotation at any given time
Maybe only applies to mid split stuff but isn't true at tournaments.
>The balancing is based on flavor of the month
The way they balance is pretty normal
Dotas method of everything is op is the odd one out (not saying it doesn't work)
>Supports are too nerfed
Supports are really strong and only get nerfed when they crowd out any other support being played
>removed all hard cc
this is wrong
You have a few points but half of them are just blatantly incorrect.
>Reach for the fucking sky
anyone else surprised by the amount of swearing blizz put in?
>>148007764
>>148008061
Yes it does.
>>148007764
Yes it always shoots dead center. (Just test it against a wall)
Why the fuck is Genji in every single fucking game? What is it about this stupid Jap that terrible players feel the need to instalock him so much?
This community is nearing LoL levels of bad.
>>147998751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3jv7zC4kU
>>148008097
>How does league "burden of knowledge" pander to casuals
ay anon I like league too but you'd have to be pretty stupid to not know league is the most casual game in recent memory
>>148007243
>invis
??
Assume you're only referring to old twitch in terms of his stealth duration
unique shit doesn't mean it's good
>sunfire stacking
>bc stacking
haha wow so unique and makes for fun gameplay damn riot for removing it
>tag the door
>somebody tags over your tag
WOW RUDE
>>148008162
>wah
Literally the most fun character in the game. If you're in QP and whining you should kill yourself. If you're in ranked you have a valid complaintbut should roll with a premade if it's upsetting you that much
r8 my zaryaI should probably go back to /ic/
Why do Omnics have mouths if they don't even move when they speak?
How do people tell them apart when they are designed to look exactly the same?
Are the dots on their heads their eyes or is it the slits?
>>147999978
You can see his glorious balls.
>>148008283
I like it
>>148007929
That's overdoing it.
>tfw finally hit level 123
>tfw 4685 overbucks
>tfw finally time to spend some
i need some help picking the skins, family. here's the skins i'm interested in:
legendary (1000):
mercy - valkyrie
mccree - gambler/riverboat
tracer - ultraviolet
zarya - arctic
epic (250):
tracer - posh
symmetra - utopaea
reinhardt - paragon
HOWEVER, i'm also curious about the new summer skins but have no clue when they're coming
what do i do
>>148008194
Are we talking big esports games? MOBAs? Any game thats existed recently?
So that leaves us with exactly how many, in recent memory?
You haven't said how it panders to casuals at all.
Yeah a fuckload of people play it, but that doesn't mean it panders to casuals.
Correlation doesn't equal causation.
>>148008296
So sound can escape and they can be heard clearly
They are pretty distinct based on headshape and body structure, just like people.
Dots are eyes, you can tell when they go dim when they die.
>>148008251
>hahaha it's just quick play xD
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Kill yourself first.
>>148008283
Looks good.I'm a drawfag too but I can't color. Love your stuff
>>148008375
>i need some help picking the skins, family. here's the skins i'm interested in:
>tracer - ultraviolet
>>148008424
>hahaha it's just quick play xD
It is JUST quickplay. There's no less competitive area of the game other than play vs AI. Quickplay is for battle mercy, triple genji, and other versions of doing whatever you feel like.
Quit hiding from ranked and go play with the other serious players.
>>148007728
What the fuck does this meme mean? I just don't get it.
>mfw people referring to heroes as champions
>>148008405
>They are pretty distinct based on headshape and body structure, just like people.
Why would you go on the internet and tell lies?
>>148005847
Platform?
>>148008505
pic related: it's you
>>148008509
I only play ranked when I have a full premade, the game isn't even worth playing otherwise. Quick Play is awful - if I wanted to play games and lose I'd just go play fucking Tetris.
i cant believe it's only 4am
>>148008665
PC
>>148008398
>All characters are simple and easy to play, zed/azir etc are pretty barebones and nothing too difficult besides pressing your buttons fast enough in the right order
>If you are do bad, and someone calls you out on it, you can report them for hurting your feelings, be it by saying gg ez or giving you any negative recourse you don't like
>Game is completely built around "counterplay" and used as a reason so that if you fuck up you can still win despite making an egregious mistake.
>Cutesy characters with nice funny skins and a bunch of simple archetypes with pretty colors to attract children and non-combative pansies to play their video game
>Youtube personalities and company made guides because idiots aren't smart enough to figure out how to play their four button characters without help
>Don't add any complicated concepts like invoker or bloodseeker's ult because it's "burden of knowledge" and it would take too much effort for players to learn
>>148008707
>tfw every time McCree uses his ult I feel compelled to check the time, even if only to correct him.
Overwatch has made me more aware of how much time I'm spending playing vidya into the morning.
>>148008707
Yuuuuuup. I'd get drunk but I have people to deal with tomorrow and I prefer to be hungover in complete isolation.
>>148008375
>buying skins before summer skins are released
>buying skins before new hero is revealed in 2 weeks
>>148008624
>anon got cucked by a fucking robot
>>148008707
>should be working on my Oversmut
>only have two sentences
>more interested in this burger and the thread
I'M GOOD WITH EVERY HERO SUCK MY DICK BITCH NIGGERS!It also depends on how drunk I am.
>>148008748
baiting is a lot more fun when you actually try instead of pretending to be retarded.
>>148008398
league is just a casual version of the defense of the ancients mod for warcraft 3
>>148008748
You actually had me going until
>Cutesy characters with nice funny skins and a bunch of simple archetypes with pretty colors to attract children and non-combative pansies to play their video game
Be a bit more subtle next time
>>148008917
>>147998634
Carbon fibre. Anyone who disagrees sucks cock as a preference.
>>148008987
Again you haven't actually addressed how it panders to casuals, you understand that right?
>It's an x version of y
Can be said of nearly anything
>pens are just a casual version of the ink and quill
>>148009058
Sorry that's not White Rabbit. If I have to suck dicks to make you wrong I will.
Reaper's black right?
Why does tumblr insists on making him latino + making he speak spanish?
>>148009019
FUCKING LOL
>>148009135
>Reyes
>Ever being a black name
>hit rating 52
>8 matches after that are unwinnable
I love this game
>>148009135
>Gabriel Reyes
gee i dunno
>>148009058
>getting rid of hanas glorious brunette hair for some dyed black hair shit
>>147998893
If you play torbjorn on attack you're a cunt though.
A lot of d.va pics in this thread, its absolutely beautiful
>>148009135
He's fucking latino, have you never seen someone that's latino before? HE EVEN HAS A FUCKING LATINO NAME!
>>148009106
>be admitted as abarrister
>with a friend
>friend is goes to sign his name on the roll
>nearly breaks the fountain pen
Fucking casuals
>attacks start doing less damage when you're on a win streak
Nice game overbabs
>>148009135
Hes Mexican
As you can tell by his fucking legendaries
>>148009135
He's Latino, bro.
>>148008743
you refuted nothing
stay mad you fat faggot bitch lmao
>>148009135
Because his name is Gabriel Reyes and he's from Los Angeles. We might even get a (non-Hollywood) LA map if some datamined voicelines are any indication.
>>148009135
>mariachi
>el blanco
Haha
>>148009106
it's a way more forgiving version of dota with less mechanics to be learned
i'm not taking a stance on which is better but league is more casual than dota
>Soldier 76
>Reload time increased to 2 seconds from 1.5 seconds
>Tracer
>Recall cooldown increased to 16s from 12s
>Reaper
>Can no longer collect items while in Wraith Form
>Genji
>Deflect no longer blocks melee damage
>D.va
>D.va can now attack while Defense Matrix is active
>Junkrat
>Magazine size reduced to 4 from 5
>Torbjorn
>Health increased to 250
>Secondary fire rate increased to 1.5 rps from 1.33 rps
>Bastion
>Configuration: Tank no longer refills Bastion's health
>Hanzo
>Charge time increased to 1s from 0.5s
>Headshot multiplier increased to 2.5 from 2
>Mercy
>Resurrect does not bring allies back until after the 1s cast time
>Damage boost reduced to 20% from 30%
>Winston
>Primal Rage no longer refills Winston's health
>Zenyatta
>Orb of Harmony and Orb of Discord grace period when out of sight increased to 5s from 3s
>Now has 50 armor and 100 shield, instead of 50 health and 100 shield
>Zarya
>Each point of Charge now increases damage by 0.75%, down from 1%
I fixed overwatch thank me later
Hero with the highest skill ceiling?
>>148009135
black/white/mex mix.I have to add white or else I can't play him
>>148009321
Winston
>>148009321
Hanzo
>>148009293
I think a blanket statement like that isn't really correct.
There are differences within how each games work that require less or more learning.
>Forgiving
In what way?
Laning in league is not forgiving at all.
>>148009321
The less gimmicky ones that require aim.
>>148009321
Genji or Pharah.
>>148009307
>>Can no longer collect items while in Wraith Form
Stap
>>148008748
>Game is completely built around "counterplay" and used as a reason so that if you fuck up you can still win despite making an egregious mistake.
>Don't add any complicated concepts like invoker or bloodseeker's ult because it's "burden of knowledge" and it would take too much effort for players to learn
Pretty much this. The less complexities and mechanics the game has, the more casuals will flock to it and enjoy it. All these butthurt casuals on /v/ chat lel
>It's a shitters can't teamfight episode
>It's a noone plays the Obj but you episode
>It's a 2 genjis but nethier can play episode
>it's a team won't change to counterpicks episode
Ranked is rather fustrating at times
>>148009479
Just remember that Quick Play is that but ten times worse. It's devolved into literally getting steam rolled or steam rolling.
>>147999586
>load up a point with all six turrets
Terribad advice tbhfam. Best way to get your point swarmed.
>>148009397
yet no hard counters exist and you get flash for free at level 1, you can't be denied XP by the supports so hard that you're sitting at level 1 when the enemy is level 4 either
can't think of a thing in lol that isn't punished harder in dota
>>148008375
please respond
>>148009360
>>148009252
>>148009243
>>148009239
>>148009170
B-but he can be a black mexican right?
>>148009578
That's possible.
>>148009307
>Nerfing Tracer
>Not giving Hanzo a real reason to stop firing blind arrows at corners
>Soldier 76, wowitsnothing.jpg
>>148009321
On console, genji. Everyone is bad with him.
>>148009624
Tracer is the new fotw hero to bitch about. /owg/ going as far as wanting the old McCree just because of her.
>>148009578
there are actually some black people who live/were born in mexico
Has anyone noticed how most of the cast are horrible people?
>Torb, Junkrat and Roadhog don't believe Omnics should have rights, two of them try to kill as many as possible
>Tracer is part of some kind of humanitarian cult that believes in something called "The Iris"
>Winston calls everyone back into Overwatch despite there being strict laws against it, making the cast who were not already mercs into criminals
>Symmetra believes the government should control every aspect of peoples lives and is responsible for burning a small girls face and then forcing her to live in the shadow of a giant skyscraper, basically destroying her home
>D.va livestreams murder
>Soldier 76 acts as Judge, Jury and Executioner but its alright because he got a small girls money back
>Bastion literally cant help but shoot anyone who he sees as a threat
>Mercy seems to be, at least in part, responsible for Reapers condition
>Reaper is Reaper
>Hanzo literally cant stop trying to kill his brother
>Mei is a soul sucking demon from hell who lives off of the tears of small children
>McCree is a known criminal and murderer, even after Overwatch
>Widowmaker works for some kind of evil PMC, probably out to kill the Lone Wanderer
>Reinhardt has hallucinations of dragons when hes really fighting people
The only normal, sane people seem to be Genji, Pharah, Zarya, Lucio and Zenyatta
>>148009578
yeah I know quite a few
>>148009578
I saw a few black guys online wanting Reaper to be black or part black because they feel Lucio is too stereotypical.
>>148007868
The Dial Up Lama
>>148009771
yeah that's me
but I don't care about reaper
I don't care about anything...
>its not your teammates lol just git gud XD
>>148009729
Alright, that is LITERALLY FUCKING SCOUT next to Rein.
>>148009567
>No hard counters exist
Counters exist and can be more effective depending on how good the player is.
You can't be a retard and pick a counter and be 100% guaranteed to win, because that is bad design.
>you get flash for free at level 1
And so does your opponent.
It's just another mechanic you have to factor in when laning and doesn't necessarily make it easier (even if you flash and your opponent doesn't, you come back disadvantaged - it's borrowed time)
How big are the differences in levels in dota though, given you can go to 25? If memory serves. In league you can only go to 18.
A maintained 1 level advantage is significant and a 2 level advantage is a near death sentence for the opponent.
>Lucio on Hanamura defense
> push off on a charging Reinhardt, he goes over the ledge and dies
>he switches to StreetHuffer
>see him get past the choke, trying to flank us from the ledge side again
>push off the instant he rounds the corner and watch him fall
Why is this BR so fucking satisfying to play
>>148009729
>private citizens who spend a lot of time killing tend to be unstable or plain evil
You don't say
>>148009779
>defending Hollywood
>teammate picks Zenyatta
>"Hmm, whatever. He might actually help."
>opponents come in with double Reinhardt
>we lose the first point
>he doesn't switch
>we lose the second point
>he doesn't switch
>we lose the round
>I pointed out how stupid Zen is against two Reinhardts throughout the match, and all he can say is that I should have gone Reaper
>this dumb motherfucker defends himself by saying that his orbs of discord would shred the Reinhardts', and the Reaper would have helped to kill them
>when I point out the fact that he could have just picked Reaper and that he contributed nothing, he claims that he isn't the reason we lost.
And then somebody else chose Bastion on attack, with no Reinhardt. Sub-50 solo queue is truly hell.
>>148009771
never noticed reaper was black huh
>>148009729
>D.va livestreams murder
Doesn't she just fight titans or am I missing something?
Junkrat and Roadhog don't believe Omnics should have rights, two of them try to kill as many as possible
You can't blame them for this, the omnics kind of just shit on them. Also you missed Zarya.
>Mei is a soul sucking demon from hell who lives off of the tears of small children
>Reinhardt has hallucinations of dragons when hes really fighting people
kek
this game needs a real counter to tracer and reaper that isn't more tracers or more reapers
>>148009952
he might be might not be
either way it's the soul that matters, and in that regard he is the niggest
Call it out!
Scream it loud, for all to hear!
The worst map in the game, regardless of the mode you play it in!
>>148009951
To be fair, he is 100% right.
If you had gone Reaper they wouldnt have had a chance
This is a perfect example of "Why should I be switch?!"
Get over yourself
>>148009729
>Winston calls everyone back into Overwatch despite there being strict laws against it, making the cast who were not already mercs into criminals
Not all crimes are equal, Javert.
>D.va livestreams murder
No she doesn't. She livestreams her fight with a giant kaiju omnic.
>Mercy seems to be, at least in part, responsible for Reapers condition
It's not like she was trying to do that.
>Bastion
Basically like a smart animal at this point.
>Tracer
How is that horrible?
>Torb
That doesn't make him a horrible person. It's not black and white with omnics. And why does Zarya get a free pass?
>>148010049
M C C R E E E
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>>148009729
>Genji, Pharah, Zarya, Lucio and Zenyatta
He's okay now, but Genji was a loose cannon, philandering drunk until Zenyatta fixed him
Pharah is okay, just a normal soldier
Zarya hates Omnics as much as Torb, Junkrat and Roadhog,
Lucio is a thief and likes Ice Hockey
Zenyatta is also part of the humanitarian (omnictarian?) cult, and is the 'brother' of the cult's former leader.
>>148009952
>>148010061
Hes mexican.
>>148010049
Athena and Soundquake, you'll just have to wait. :^)
what do you do when this happens ? just give up ?
>>148010065
Anubis is ass
>>148010089
I don't think he counters either properly
it's way too easy to dodge a flashbang as tracer and chances are you survive the fan as reaper because you aren't literally in his face after it
>>148010008
>>148010076
>>148010095
I didnt realize Zarya hated Omnics too
I never play her so I very rarely hear her voicelines
>>148010103
yeah no shit asshat
we're saying black and mexican are not mutually exclusive
we know he's mexican but that doesn't mean he's not black
>>148009729
To be fair to Mercy, she was working on tech to revive very recently deceased people from clinical death beyond the norm.
That shit's going to have a lot of testing fuck-ups. It's a grand mystery that Reaper only happened once.You are now imagining an entire basement lab of Reaper-like beings: corpses that are screaming in agony as Mercy desperately tries to fix them or end their misery.
>>148010065
Illios
>36% of team damage dealt
>still lost
IT'S JUST LIKE PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>148008424
Now that there's competitive, it *is* just quick play.
>h8 genji
>refuse to heal genji
>play genji in skirmishes to explore the map a bit
>not too awful
>spend this morning fucking about in qp instapicking genji on all modes, defence, attack, genji time idgaf
>get more potg in one morning than in a month of playing Lucio and Winston
>enlarge my epeen
>nothing you can do about it
Mfw one game ended up as a 6 genji attack on anubis and we took point a in under 30 seconds.
>>148009729
who is the guy with the two swords? i need a new shonen edge-lord to main
>>148010065
GIBRALTER!
>>148010156
Her entire fucking backstory is that robots killed her village so she joined the army to fight them
>>148008727
Ps4 here
>tfw no one in /owg/ ever wants to play with you
>>148010156
Zarya is kind of justified in her distrust, considering she's Siberian and they have it the worst in terms of omnic attacks, and I guess D.Va is too autistic to really have an opinion on Omnics, but Korea gets it bad too.
>>148009929
i don't care if the design is good or not but the fact that league doesn't have actual hard counterpicks means that it's more forgiving in the laning phase
you can also easily dive someone at level 2 in dota if you have dealt some damage to them since you can remove aggro and the towers don't basically instantly kill you
league was advertised in 2009 as a spiritual successor to defense of the ancients but with "anti-fun" stuff removed, which is just stuff that makes the game deeper but also less forgiving
>>148010049
M E I
E E
I E M
>>148010125
pick a healer and hope they're not awful
when the fuck is zarya getting nerfed
>>148009197
I'm pretty sure the brown hair is a dye job m8. She's got black hair like any other chink. Wouldn't you rather have your pedowaifu natural and pure? Or are you a degenerate?
Have you guys made any friends in game?
I'm always pretty friendly and chatty but never get any requests
>you will never kiss Mei's neck as you make love to her
>you will never hear the noises she makes
https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
>>148010065
>Now arriving at Ilios
>>148009663
Nigga what console are ypu playing on? Everyone and their mom pulls a 5kdr as genji on ps4.
>>148010279
b-but i would feel like a cuck serving such retards
>>148010309
for some reason only the male ones sound lewd, thought this is the only female one I've heard
do you have any more
>>148010283
She just got a technical nerf in the form of a bugfix that made her not fucking be permanently scaling.
>Get gauge up to 95
>Dick around for 4 minutes and it's at 20 now
>But system says is at 95, even if HUD say 20, so is good. Russian no believe in Onotological Inertia. Doesn't build character.
>>148010193
>always dislike genji's play style
>decide to give him another try on ilios
>first minute or so just keep getting discorded and melted by the enemy team
>stick with it
>something awakens inside me
>proceed to get 40 kills across three rounds.Shut up it's good for me, and it was 67% participation
>>148010306
i have 4 requests but i'm too nervous to accept them
im nervous about talking to people irl let alone angry bully video gamers
>>148010068
How would we have had a chance? First of all, he went with a strategy that nobody else on team was onboard with. Second, we had to get through TWO Reinhardts with TWO shields. He had to get the orb on the first one, which requires dropping of the shield, Reaper had to take him out, then get the orb on the second one. And both Rein's are just going to let this happen?
>>148010065
NOW ENTERING THE TEMPLE OF ANUBIS!
>>148010358
still fucking bullshit
>>148009929
>>you get flash for free at level 1
>And so does your opponent.
>be out of position in league
>jungler ganks
>flash to safety
>be out of position in dota
>support ganks
>get stunned
>die
>>148006948
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11
>>148009729
>>148010076
>>148010164
You also forgot the part where she made Genji not just a cyborg but a FUCKING LIVING WEAPON. Or the part where SHE HASN'T FUCKING AGED AT ALL.
That bitch is a fucking insane mad scientist.
>>148010394
Zarya is literally only as good as your team allows her to be. Stop shooting at her and her incredibly obvious bubbles, and she'll probably switch out of frustration.
what if reaper
Is actually CUBAN????
(Black cubans are common)
>>148010065
>Now arriving at Lijiang Tower
>>148010237
I'll pay with you in an hour when i get home. NA?
>>148010391
I once won Temple of Anubis in the exact time it took me to listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKVX45wYeQ
>>148010179
>>148010312
>that Illios music
>that comfy setting
>those houses
>that well in the middle of a point for meme shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-PAOaZkG58
fuck you guys
>>148009729
Torbjorn is also a sex offender who will have to speak to overwatch HR about his inappropriate attitude top female co-workers' nexus mechs and robots.
Also a short boring hero for people who can't play fps and who aren't quick-witted enough to play Symmetra.
What overwatch is the biggest slut
I thought getting 10+ upboats on a card netted you a box.
I didn't get shit.
>>148010450
That Reaper. I am horrified, but I want the skin.
>>148010450
She probably had somebody important die in her backstory that made her completely obsessed with immortality.
>>148010531
Cards do nothing.
>>148010450
What do you mean? The dude had fictional weeb training all his life and his new cyborg body probably just allowed him to use them past human limits. I guess there's the shurikens but considering how she got all butthurt over pic related I imagine Genji requested modifications like that at some point. After all if you're going to mod someone against their will to become a weapon why would you use weeb weapons?
>>148010450
There was a comic I quite liked, where Tracer carries a wounded Widow back to base, and it looks like generic shipping shit, then Tracer leave her with Mercy who straps her down and starts interrogating her to find out about Talon
>>148010483
Fuck where are my reinhardt meme pics
>>148010524
Hanzo, have you seen his over the shoulder pose? Total cumslut
>>148010531
Cards are just Feelgood Features, anon. They only exist to give you the satisfaction of knowing that you did well, and give your fellow players the ability to say "yeah, you right. That was a good one"
>>148010462
Yea but I just got off work, I don't need to be frustrated before bed. I'll be on in the morning
Add me, Saurn117
>>148008375
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>>148009321
tracer, 76
>>148010319
Not the ones I play with m8. I've taken to distracting myself in the breaks by liking up genji and hanzo stats. You'd be fucking flabbergasted how many hanzos and genjis are below a 1 k/d after like 90% of time played on him. Genji is even worse because he doesn't have that braindead "aim at wall, receive multikill" ultimate that hanzo has.
Anyone else feels like this piece of shit games sometimes WANTS you to lose? Seriously with the mouthbreathing retards I've been placed with, the fact that sometimes I seem to die by a breeze and only tickle my enemies when other times I feel kinda unstopable makes me think theres something fucked going on
>>148010524
Canonically, Genji was a great big manwhore, though I wouldn't be surprised if Widowmaker has had to do some stuff for Talon that involved seducing people.
>>148010676
Now you know how the "forced 50%" meme got started and still has steam.
>>148010543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bf0aYBk0OQ
>>148010610
Red harring.
>>148010407
You've just removed them both from context and oversimplified them to make yourself look correct in 100% of circumstances, there is no meaning to your post.
>>148010705
>Canonically, Genji was a great big manwhore
Wat?
But he no have a dick.
>>148009951
So your entire story is "this guy's a cunt for not switching. Also I'm not switching from hanzo he's my main"?
Don't you see any irony?
>>148008375
>posh
>not sporty
How's it feel having shit taste in spice girls?
I'll tell you for free, no matter what you get, you'll regret not getting something else instead, and you'd feel the same way if you got that one instead.
>teammate selects hanzo
So how are people letting Blizzard get away with
Pharmercy and Zarya?
>>148010757
Was, Anon. Was. He was the irresponsible playboy who didn't want to do yakuza shit before Hanzo nearly killed him.
>>148010630
Big floppy anime ninja girl tittes.
>>148010757
Before when he had a dick you fuck shit.
>>148010791
I GET TRIGGERED BY YELLOW BOXES!
FECK OFF!
>>148010821
Hanzo is a real piece of shit, isn't he?
played as reinhardt yesterday, flattened a tracer to a wall "ILL FEEL ZAT IN DE MORNINGK"
haha
>>148010524
Tracer
She's traumatized from being disassociated from time. She compensates by being manic and overly cheery, a condition called hypomania that also leads her to take part in reckless behavior, including sexual indiscretion.
>>148010757
Before he was roboted he probably had a giant cock
>guy on team playing as Mei
>keeps getting killed
>says in match chat "It's Nanking all over again"
>Join game
>Level 27 on my time
>3 people under level 45 all in all
>The enemy team doesn't have anyone under 80
Holy fuck give me queue dodging. I foresaw this loss 8 minutes ago.
>>148010343__no_
>>148010791
> ennemy picks Hanzo: omfg no! Broken htibox, broken ultimate, too easy!
> ally picks Hanzo: omfg no! Shitty character, cannot aim, too hard !
>>148010726
I used to have 58% winrate. Now its at 52 and steadily dropping, no matter what I do, even if in most games I have the most gold medals. I mean I once got placed in a game with 3 mins left, got a warning when I tried to leave and even though it had been going on for at least 6 min by the time I joined I had gold elims and objective time in 2 minutes as fucking lucio. I cant remember the last time I won a KOTH game. This shit is so annoying I cant fucking take it anymore. reminds me of HotS and it horrible matchmaking, they even came out and said "yes, forced 50 is true".
>>148010859
He only says that when he doesn't hit anyone
Nice try, faggot
>>148010885
>quick play
>>148010864
>Nanking
I'm fucking dyyyyyyyying
>>148008939
If you complain about not having support and refuse to change yourself, you're part of the problem.
>payload
>playing as genji
>going out of objective to take out theirbastion
>our 76, Roadhog, Mei and Winston die
>dash back to payload and Mercy
>justice rains from above
>E
>it kills her
>get shotgunned by their reaper
>heroes never die
>we still lost
>>148010939
>being a comp autist.
>>148010863
>watching ster videos
You gonna start talking about big floppy pancakes next?
>>148010387
>Be Reaper
>Go to first Rein
>He turns around and Zenyatta discords, he dies
>He doesn't turn around, dies to you shooting him while he's holding M2
>Go over to where Rein #2 is and repeat
Inb4 both Reins drop shield to kill you and your team is dumb enough to just let them 2v1 you
>>148010782
>not liking old spice the best
>>148009307
Why don't you just learn to shoot people in the face, anon?
>>148010967
what
>>148009883
>16K in 19 min
you're fucking trash kid
>>148010184 here
I had 20k at ten minutes
zenyatta == diablo 3 canon monk
prove me wrong
protip:you can't
>>148011008
If I wanted to do that I'd go play a real FPS instead
>>148011073
>>148011010
https://youtu.be/k-EGj2qdtxA?t=259
>>148010991
And why would you think the Rein's are split up? And again, nobody else was onboard with his plan, so why would he stay Zenyatta?
>>148010962
if only my team's genji's would ever do this
>>148011113
Here you go.
No, no you can't anon.
>>148011178
t-thanks
>>148011113
Get outa here ya little skank
>>148007906
stop playing comp, its garbage. Rank is a complete waste of time.
>>148010998
Sporty > POWER GAP > Posh > Baby > Ginger > POWER GAP > Scary
Ive lost 3 games in a row
And havent lost a rank
What the fuck
>>148011149
Maybe he's trying to learn Zenyatta, and he figures he's in a forced 50 game so why not
>>148011253
>not using Slipstream
>>148008942
>>148008997
>y-you're baiting
>No counterpoints
Yeah these are the league babies I remember
>>148011246
b-but muh golden weapons?
>x2 Winston + support on KOTH
>someone on the other team actually attempts to play Genji
>>148011246
>t. sub 65
>>148011278
Okay well for one those are just the spice girls in order you fucking ejit
And I do use slipstream, I just assume most people here are too jewish to pay for extra skins
>>148008375
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>>148011296
>deflect winston
>hes dead
?
>>148011338
Would you please kill yourself?
>>148011325
Spice Girls Tier List is invalid if you have Slipstream. Git Slip stramed
>>148011338
Make up your own opinion you dumbass baby
>>148011348
>Deflecting lightning
>>148011338
wait until they come
if they aren't what you wanted get the ones you listed
if they are something you want
get them
wasn't that hard
>>148011338
Buy for the heroes you play most and think for yourself for once instead of doing what /vg/ tells you, you fucking drone.
>>148011387
>not deflecting sound
>>148008375
Siberan Front, Vishkar, and Darkhardt
>>148011149
What were you doing that was so damned awesome and useful, anon? You've been sketchy with the details.
I bet you were standing on a ledge somewhere waiting for your ult to charge and complaining about your team while they're actually trying to advertise the objective, like every other hanzo.
>>148011359
how about i fuck you in your stupid faggot ass you fucking bitch?
>>148011348
>>148011348
I love seeing Genjis trying to panic deflect Winston.
>lucio frozen by mei ult
>stand still and unload 3 shotgun blasts into his head as reaper
>no damage
>no hitmarker
what the actual fuck
>>148011524
you're not supposed to stand still in shooters, anon.
>>148011253
>posh at #2
Opinion discarded, probably American, gets off to skeletor.
>>148011285
>Subjective point about easy and hard mechanics
>Implying reporting 16 year olds for sperging out calling you autistic virgin retarded fucks who should be murdered is a bad thing
>implying counterplay is bad (hello ??)
>muh manly games for manly men like me p.s I only watch manly anime for mature audiences such as myself
>making guides to help community/for money and has no evidence to back up claim its because playerbase can't figure out who to build
only his last point has any merit and the devs usually say theres enough dumb shit in this stupid game to learn already, which is not wrong.
There you go, replied to a bait post.
>>148011521
>Genji's trying to panic deflect winston
never gets old
>>148011182
That text and image combination makes me think Pharah is tired of me constantly asking to grope her tits.
>>148011586
Winston tips please.
Whats the best attack champ?
>>148011557
You rank them then if you're so tough.
>>148011619
I bet she'd let you finger her behind a taco bell on a Friday night.
How do you stop jumping all the time? It's a stupid old habbit from wow that only does bad in a fps game.
>>148011524
>hit wraith form
>get frozen
>hit wraith form
>get hooked
>hit wraith form
>get knocked the fuck down
>lodge a load of buckshot someone in to reaper's head and nothing happens
>a shot comes out of said reaper's gun and crowns me in one shot
>>148011661
don't be aggressive unless you got a team or got detroit mode on.
Do not go after reapers alone.
You are made to break team composition.
>>148011719
pharah, obviously
>>148011784
Is that a human aku?
>>148011743
Old spice > sporty spice > the others were pretty much all dogs.
Easy.
>>148011784
I know that man
>>148011761
man I really need to stop editing my sentence midway and not reading them
Oh yeah "a shot comes out of the side of said..."*
>>148011719
I would say 76 since he's more or less good in any situation.
Reaper is also pretty solid.
>>148011479
I was playing Soldier 76. I started as Torb, was wrecking shit with my turret (which the enemy team never destroyed), and then I SWITCHED like the idiot Zenyatta was supposed to do.
>>148011661
>jump in
>say hello
>jump out
>>148011719
The best attack heroes are Soldier and Pharah.
>>148011815
kira from jojo
I instapick torb in every game regardless of map or game mode
R8 and h8 m8s
>>148011574
>Subjective point
All of these points are subjective.
Deciding if a game is hardcore or casual is all entirely subjective.
I could say super smash bros 4 is hardcore because you can tech certain attacks, that doesn't mean I'm right
>Reporting people because you can't use the mute function or get triggered by four letters at the end of the match
Sounds pretty casual to me
>Implying counterplay is bad
It is bad if you can make a mistake like walking into a place by yourself, getting jumped by four of the enemy team, and use your get out of jail free card so you can try again later despite you most obviously fucking up
Casual games are casual because they appeal to audiences who don't usually play video games.
Saying colorful pallets don't attract casuals is entirely ignoring the success of casual games like candy crush and clash of clans where their cutesy fun artstyle is a main selling point of their game
>Playerbase can't figure out how to build
Well looking through bronze-gold when I'm smurfing, Yes. The fact that people need hand holding in such a straight forward game shows it's geared towards casuals
>>148011904
get cancer
>>148011836
>I started as Torb
Ok shitter. We don't have to listen to your nonsense anymore.
Bet you main hanzo though eh?
>>148011750
>It's a stupid old habbit from wow that only does bad in a fps game.
it's like you've never seen a genji or something, nevermind the fact they have a FUCKING DOUBLE JUMP.
>>148011904
still better than hanzo and genji shitters
>>148011784
How do you deal with Roadhog?
>>148011761
Don't forget wraith form also gets hit by steel traps
>>148011927
lol i wouldn't go after him unless your team is with you.
>>148011920
I thought that said stupid old hobbit and assumed you were talking about torbjorn.
>it's one of those games where you go in as 6 but your team wipes instantly while you keep fighting as genji
>you take out their healer, their sniper and 2 others by yourself in a 1v5 before dying
>your team just flames you because "you didn't play with team" and you "wasted your ult"
holy fuck im triggered
>live in beach town
>population increases x10 at least in summer
>can't play evenings the past three weeks because these niggers are all carrying around fucking computers in their pockets and all are connecting to wifi
>just after noon
>connection goes to shit
LEAVE YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONES AND ENJOY THE BEACH WITH YOUR FAMILY, CUNTS. I just want to shoot people in the face.
>>148011747
I wouldn't want to do that, she deserves better.
>>148011920
Genji is an exception specifically because of the double jump. Every other jumping retarded only gets easier to track while jumping.
>>148011992
why are you using public wifi like wtf
>>148011992
so you don't have your own wifi connection or.....
Damn, coming back to OW after playing DooM is a shock...The game is damn slow.
>>148011992
nigga get your own internet you freeloading sounabitch lol
>>148011984
>kill a bunch of people
>nobody on your team can actually take advantage of that because they're all dead
>enemy team just comes back
They're right.
It was a waste.
You were useless.
>>148012089
>you will never cuddle her
>>148011905
>Sounds pretty casual to me
You can still mute someone after they start going off then report them for it, they're individual functions.
You don't get banned for saying gg ez.
You don't get banned for telling someone to build something.
You get banned for repeatedly acting like a 12 year old who has no control over your emotions and raging at your team in all caps using every insult under the sun, for several games in a short time span.
>It is bad if you can make a mistake like walking into a place by yourself, getting jumped by four of the enemy team, and use your get out of jail free card so you can try again later despite you most obviously fucking up
Except they can follow you with the same ability.
It isn't a fucking bubble hearth, you're exaggerating.
>Saying colorful pallets don't attract casuals is entirely ignoring the success of casual games like candy crush and clash of clans where their cutesy fun artstyle is a main selling point of their game
Except Riot don't do that? You're just doing some more gross exaggerations here.
>bronze-gold can't build
wow people who aren't good at the game, aren't good at the game? You blew my mind. This applies to literally every game with a ranking system.
>>148012082
>DooM
?
>>148011918
No, I don't. Torb is good on the first point defense of Hollywood, do you dispute that? And Torb is more useful than Zenyatta on the first point defense of Hollywood overall, do you dispute that?
But nice ad hominem, though.
>>148012035
>jump around as reaper a lot
>he gets furious, calls us annoying 'bunny reapers'
>jump around as mcree a lot
>pharah misses like 4 rockets trying to hit me
>jump around as junk a lot
>widow misses every shot
>jump around as lucio with speed boost activated
>take on 76 + hanzo
>neither of them could hit me
Nope.
>>148012089
>>148012048
>>148012053
I'm in a little village on a peninsula in Greece. There's only one line coming in from Kalamata and the poplulation increase is probably closer to 20x. It's not about the local connection, it's overload for the area.Fiber cables were put in this spring, turned on never because incompetence.
>>148012242
You are a shitter and you play vs shitters.
>>148012195
I'm not the person you're replying to, but Torb really doesn't work against competent players.
Symettra is much better to have on the first and sometimes second points of the map.
>>148012035
>>148011750
both jumping and double jumping can be bad at times
times when jumps are bad
>when you want to juke incoming fire at mid or long range, strafing is better 99% of the time
>when you want to fine aim yourself
>when you're playing winston or reinhardt or whatever and you don't want to be repeatedly headshot in close range
times when (double)jumps are good
>when you're genji and you're literally at melee range, good for overwhelming people's mouse sensitivities and breaking los
>when you want to juke individual projectiles
>when you need to move in a straight direction and can't afford to strafe to avoid fire (like if you're low health and going for a medpack)
Reaper main here. I love dicks! And cum! And I play Reaper all the time. I just can't get enough cum and dicks.
>Route 66
How can they possibly make a map so bad?
I literally leave every single game of Route 66, it's so bad.
>>148012289
The Korean Zarya player that had 80%+ winrate jumps around constantly. That's a valid enough reason for me.
>>148012296
Torb was not the problem; I was constantly getting kills on the other team while defending the first point (including the Reinhardts). Zenyatta contributed absolutely nothing on the point, and refused to switch. I contributed on the first point, then switched because Torb was no longer necessary. That's the difference.
>>148012397
lol
>>148012373
same
How do we make defense heroes viable?
>>148012381
>koth is bad
>route 66 is bad
>x map is bad
everything is so i dont even get it
the only good maps are ones i win everytime on ;^)
>>148012152
Bronze-gold is literally 90% of the playerbase
>Riot doesn't do that
Looks awfully colorful to me
>Except they can follow you with the same ability
I didn't know every character had playful trickster or arcane shift that allows them to flash over two walls in quick succession.
This is news to me
>playing comp
>hanzo main
>esc
>leave
>yes
>>148012373
this roadhog is done
>>148012521
I'm going to pick Hanzo every single game from now on.
Hopefully it'll force a few ass hurt shitters to permanently quit.
>>148012195
A) you Should have gone with Symmetra, nobody falls for torb
B) changing to soldier 76 against 2 Reinhardt is a bad pick
C) if you'd changed to reaper and worked with zenyatta and his disco balls you could have crushed the Reinhardts, either forcing them to repick our they'd have just kept running into your guns and you'd win.
I think you should start listening to advice rather than trying to give it. You were wrong, the zenyatta may have had a game winning start.
Just carry on justifying and repeating your mistake though, it's the best way to learn, like hanzo players.
>>148012581
No, John. You are the shitters.
>>148012096
see here's the thing
i can't really pay attention to my team's current status when i'm engaging the enemy backliners. it's pretty difficult to survive with 4 heroes shooting at you as it is, and if you really think about it, maybe the 5 other players shouldn't instantly die without a single ult used on either side so the fault lies with them. i could handle it if they said "good try but sadly we wiped. let's try again" but it was all "fucking genji you're useless, why do you go when we are all dead?" when i was just the last man standing
once your team commits to a fight, you should always fight to the death with everything you got anyway. pussyfooting around or having second thoughts is just going to fuck you over. this applies to just about every team-based game.
are you triggering me on purpose? you're rude
>>148012521
>mfw hanzo players at 70 avg mmr
>>147999098
A guy who rides an Ostrich. The guy riding the Ostrich and the Ostrich itself have separate health meters. If his Ostrich dies, he can use his ult to call down another one, like D.Va.
The Ostrich runs really fucking fast and can kick people to death. The guy riding the Ostrich uses a war hammer or something and bashes peoples brains out with it. He moves really slow without his Ostrich, so he's only got a melee to depend on if his Ostrich goes down.
76 is the cancer of this game and you should kill yourself of you play him.
>>148012494
>Awfully colourful
>Greens with blue tones
>In a forest
What do you expect? An all black forest for mature game players like yourself? lmao.
>I didn't know every character had playful trickster or arcane shift
It really looked like you were talking about flash, be clearer next time.
Different champions have different kits.
Are you telling me no hero in dota has annoying shit that other heroes don't have? Looks like more bullshit.
I feel like if I play one more game as Mercy I will turn into a girl.
>>148012320
>>>when you're playing winston or reinhardt or whatever and you don't want to be repeatedly headshot in close range
oops meant to put this in "jumps are good" part
>>148012431
No. The difference is that you think your shit doesn't stink and you won't listen, no matter how many people tell you. You've absolutely no idea how the zenyatta was contributing while you were in a corner hammering away at your little turret. Torb players never see the whole fight, or they don't understand what they're seeing because they're shitters.
>>148012695
He's literally the only thing keeping Pharah in check right now without having to rely on Widowmaker.
>>148012695
t. stomped cuck
Leaguebabs get the fuck out
Dota is for men
League is for toddlers
>>148012736
Be my gf?
>>148012687
>hammer
>not lance
You could have designed Joust, anon.
>>148012659
>I'm great, it's my bad team
Is it like this every weekend here?
>>148008748
A lot of these points are subjective. League is not as mechanically demanding as DotA 2, but to say its the most casual game out there is completely incorrect (that would be HotS). League still requires some measure of game knowledge and skill that most people who don't get super competitive ever pick up; a game sense. When to know when you can all in and have the advantage vs. a certain matchup, freezing lanes, trading with advantage with your minions in lane, when to teleport, etc etc. Again, not super indepth as DotA 2 but League definitely isn't the most casual game out there.
Also try to keep personal biases out of your arguments. Makes your post seem like bait.
>>148012779
>my game is best of a completely shit genre
>>148012890
>I can't read
go back to school you chalupa
>>148012632
If the Zenyatta had a game winning start, why the fuck were we not winning the game? And why the fuck should I switch to go with his dumbass strategy, when he could have just switched to Reaper himself? Why did we even need a Zenyatta?
To even imply that the Zenyatta was helping is laughable when A) you weren't there, and B) we lost the first point. I got several eliminations with my turret, but the enemy team somehow still managed to get the point. Zenyatta was nowhere in that equation.
But continue playing devil's advocate for a Zenyatta player who would rather the entire team build around him than make a reasonable character selection.
I GOT 1000DPI what sens should i have so i can get those sikk widow snipez
>>148012253
Now arriving at Ilios.
>>148012984
>boo hoo it's not me it's my team
git gud
>>148013279
100
>>147998751