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Previous thread: >>147964803
hana song
>Bastion, the biggest meme in the game, is the counter to meme comps
BEAT BACK THE OMNIC MENACE
There's nothing left to save.
>blizzard released a patch to a mode a minority wanted
>they going to rest on said patch
>no balance changes for the next weeks
which language makes zarya not sound like a dyke, im getting tired of her voice
>Me and my friend playing Mei alternate putting up ice walls in hanamura
>Have a symmetra with a car wash on the other flank path
>Enemy team can barely proceed, their reinhardt isn't fast enough to get through without being cut off from his team and killed
>Win the match
>My team starts flaming me and my friend
>"But we won"
>"But it wasn't fun for anyone but you and the other mei"
>"But it's competitive, shouldn't you be happy you won"
>"Kill yourself you fun sucker"
I don't understand.
>>147983240
>Solo queue
It's like you don't have 15 folks online in your friendlist on standby for this shit.
>tfw team mate is bitching about something so I switch to hanzo so he bitches more
don't be a bitch, lads
>>147983384
>not thrashing plebs in yolo queue pubs
laughing @ ur lyfe anon
Let's start this thread off with heal sluts trying to defend Mercy's ultimate
>instant cast, even if killed during incantation
>radius is fuckhuge for the size of these games and maps
>can literally negate the q's of the entire enemy team
>while being revived, enemies can't be harmed
>while being revived, enemies abilities start to refresh
>while being revived, enemies have the ability to move from any headshot you have lined up or any mine or trap placed
>if this ult goes off you literally just lost the game unless you to, have a mercy
post them lewd pharah and meis
and that mei snap webm please and thanks
12th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting by EnvyUs.Taimou in Overwatch tournaments
Multi-Rein teams are quite possibly the most terrifying things I've had the misfortune of encountering as a Mercy. Holy shit.
>>147983616
>you should never be face to face with your opponent and you really should get punished for that.
>So she can only deal her very good damage in the closest of ranges and landing headshots.
This sounds counter intuitive.
Why are my QP games much harder than ranked?
I only played my 10 placements and calibrated at 48 after going 5-5.
But in my QP games people seem much better and I check their profiles and almost everybody is 60+.
What the fuck?
>>147983498
>unless you to, have a mercy
its about who kills the other mercy first or keeps her down the most
unlike lucio she cant really participate in the fight or be helpful because she either has her beam on someone or is busy hiding/running away
>tfw Reinhardt "main"
>can deal with Zaryas
>play Zarya
>no Reinhardt can deal with me
Why
>I'm going for the donut steel!
What did she mean by this?
>>147983498
>Q with potential to kill entire team
>Q with potential to revive entire team
I don't see the problem, especially when Symmetra also has a teleporter which could essentially be the same thing
>>147983848
If she has more than 60 charge your team is dead
You thinks she'll be pissed at Mercy?
>>147967253
what are disabled people
what are children
>>147983616
>Healmistress here.
Do you have a tankslut?
>>147983616
>D. Va is meant to fly in, shoot, and fly out.
she explodes in the process because of said critbox
>>147983870
Except Symmetra's Q takes time to construct and has to be protected or hidden, and everyone has to go through a respawn killcam and wow you really didn't think that through did you?
>>147983616
>The thing is, you should never be face to face with your opponent and you really should get punished for that.
So you should be punished for ever playing in a scenario where someone might turn and look at your giant, impossible to hide, mech that takes forever to kill anything even at point blank.
>There's a reason why your critbox is like that,
Because the crit box is the head and they put the crit box on the head. Its not like that for any design purpose what-so-ever.
>The one true problem about D. Va is the fact that her spread is ridiculously huge, she suffers from a severe case damage falloff, and she can't really walk while shooting.
So she can only deal her very good damage in the closest of ranges and landing headshots.
That sounds like three problems.
>Her ult is also not very good but ults don't make or break a character.
Tell that to Mercy, Hanzo, Junkrat, or Pharah.
Does 18 kill streak and 38 eliminations with Genji mean I got gud?
I want pharah to cum inside me!
>>147983932
>Sombra isn't Ana Amari
Wat do?
>>147983793
Her damage beam probably results in more damage than lucio overall in a lot of team fights.
>>147984028
If you can do it consistently over a multitude of matches while also winning a majority of them, yes.
I got 42 eliminations and 12k damage as Lucio one match, doesn't mean I'm good.
>>147984083
I'm actually kinda hoping that's the case. I can only imagine the kind of fan art that would come out if she is.
>>147983979
>could essentially be the same thing
>>147983748
>play Pharah
>other team has two reinhardt, two bastion, two mercy strat
>wow great strat guys
>I just fly above them and nuke them and take the point in under a minute
>>147984083
any hope of Sombra not being Ana was dashed when the teaser had her name on it
So when the fuck are they going to buff this bitch and zenyatta?
I'm seriously getting tired of having to pick soldier/mei/roadhog/lucio every single game if I want a chance at winning, I want to have fun
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH
>>147984216
Here's what actually happened
>play Pharah
>other team has two reinhardt, two bastion, two mercy strat
>you get shot out of the sky every time you leave the ground
>>147983616
surely D-VA's biggest problem is that she's waayy to similar to winston, but much more unreliable, with a bit more power if you can finagle it correctly.
>>147984216
>Reinhardt's and bastions that are incapable of looking up
Well that's a new one from made up story land
>>147984282
>Lucio and Mei aren't fun
WOAH THERE BOB YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN WITH THOSE HOT OPINIONS.
>>147984334
Except that's not what happened
>three stationary team members sitting in one place shooting at my team while ignoring the pharah above them has a chance of winning
>>147984282
zen will be hard to buff because he was a big issue back in beta
d.vas buff is delayed because blizzard doesnt know if people that play d.va are retarded or if their balancing is retarded
>>147984324
>guaranteed money every box instead of some shitty voice line or spray
what's the problem man
now you'll have a headstart when the new skins/ characters are added
>play Tracer on koth
>get POTM
>89% kill participation
is this real life
>>147983107
Is there a 10 hrs version of this?
I looked on youtube but found nothing. I want to listen to this constantly while playing muh waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrRUkut6pLo
HEROES NEVERnoon
>>147983932
why would she be?
>most people state that you can hover the cursor over an enemy ad roadhog and hitscan will do the magic.
>do that
>dude moves away from the hook
hitscan my ass.
>spend whole night yesterday getting amazing players
>went from 52 to 64
>spend whole night getting shitters
>went from 64 to 62
Please stop this memeing
>>147984395
sure they're fun but playing the same 5 or so heroes every single game gets boring
I just want more comp-viable heroes, I'd play quick play but it's a fucking mess
>>147984470http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=JrRUkut6pLo#%E3%80%90MAD%E3%80%91D.VA_is_my_waifu%E3%80%8CTHANK_YOU_FOR_THE_1_MILLION_VIEWS_!!!!%E3%80%8D
>>147984395
>>147983616
>tfw 60+ tank
>tfw would gladly do 24h d/s play
Too scared to message you tho
>>147984246
They had her as a recipient in the Portuguese language version of that picture, but it could be a red herring, and she was just added as another authority. I mean she's extremely active in Dorado and her codename is Sombra. It sounds like she'd be mexican. It would be nice if she was Ana though, because she and soldier might meet and that could be cool.Even if it just leads to shipping.
>>147984470
Wow, D.va isn't even real but the amount of cancer she's producing is exactly what would happen if a pro female gamer become popular.
>>147984591
You must be really really bad, hook is absolutely broken and easy to land.
>>147984431
>d.vas buff is delayed because blizzard doesnt know if people that play d.va are retarded or if their balancing is retarded
This
A lot of people have no idea how to use D.va, hell even I don't know how to use her effectively
I once got in an across the map battle with a D.va as Lucio, she was just spamming her cannons somehow expecting to kill me from miles away, and I was just outhealing her damage done
And I mean, I'm rank 62 on comp so it's not like I'm in some super shitter MMR, it's just some people are retarded when using unfamiliar heroes I guess
I understand Soldier is supposed to be the versatile pick but more than "you can't go wrong picking him" he's more like "you should always pick him because there is no reason not to pick him".
>>147984470
i enjoy gremlin d.va way too much
>>147984743
eh i'l get better anyways.
>>147984763
theres nothing to him other than the fact he isnt built on gimmicks, and that alone makes him a very strong hero
>>147984763
He's our last defense against the pharah menace.
Let this old man have his time.
Reminder that it's apparently OK for Pharah to counter half the roster because she has 2 soft counters.
Reminder Pharah has been a T1 Offense pick from day 1.
Reminder Pharah + Mercy is the most retardedly overpowered 2-hero combo in the game and there is not a single reason not to run it every game.
>2000 coins and I have no idea what to buy since I already got most the skins
BIKINI SKINS WHEN
>>147984658
Occam's Razor
it's much simpler to assume the translation team didn't get a last minute revision of the script than to assume Blizzard anticipated people checking random foreign localizations to throw people off
how to buff mccree:
dead eye now charges 210 dmg/s instead of 170
it's ridiculous how long you have to keep your ult logged to kill just a 200 hp hero
>>147984940
Pharah is literally the new McCree, all the McCree shitters flocked to her after he got nerfed
>>147984924
i like how Pharah pretty much breaks the game but nobody seems to mind her because hey S76 is good against him
the entire game at high level is "Pharah and heroes who are decent against Pharah/do not get raped six ways to sunday by Pharah" but hey that's totally fine and dandy because muh qt brown waify XD
>>147984924
I'll admit as a Pharah player that my worst nightmare is a team with just two decent soldiers
>>147984940
>pharah has been t1 since day 1
>Was picked 1/20 games before the widow pharah nerfs
>Counters half the roster
>Bastion Torbjorn Mei and Junkrat are supposedly half the roster
at least have your shitter post be semi accurate
>>147984395
I love how he just continues to run in and swing his hammer like nothing happened
>>147984642
Based 76 putting in work according to that killfeed
>>147985059
>implying theyre not playing Roadhog
>>147984940
reminder that you're literal garbage
200 hp with none of it being armor, absolutely no air control, long as fuck cooldowns
>>147983350
Gotta agree with your team there. Cheesy shit like that is no fun.
>>147985035
i agree as someone who doesn't even play him. his ult is hilariously ineffective most of the time.whenever there's a McCree or 76 i go Mei and icewall them off when they ult
>hanzo obsessed weeaboo faggot on team
>lose
this is exactly like having a jungling peruvian on your team in dota
Why are some people such high level with very low playing time?
I'm in my forties with ~35 hours, but I've seen people in the sixties and above with the same time, and with the similar playing statistics.
>>147985120
Not pharah, meant Mccree nerfs.
Woops.
Don't call me an idiot I'm just sleepy
>>147985167
>implying shitters play anything other than DPS
>>147985318
>implying shitters dont flock to insta kill characters
What do you listen to when playing the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e3uiAIia-4
Is my song whenever I'm 76.
>>147985375
WELL YA GOT ME THEREall "hook" Pudge type characters are luck based cancer scrubs play
>>147984762
I use dva to break past defenders defenses/chokepoints to get to capture zones
She's very limited and hard to use but her damage drop off is abysmal
like with anything most people are fuckwits and don't want to learn how to play or work as a team
What character do really want to git gud at but can't?
For me it's Symmetra. She's fun but I suck at her.
>>147984658
>>147984246
My hope is the new character is technically Ana, but isn't Sombra. There isn't really anything conclusive connecting Sombra to the masked individual found in Anubis, and the masked individual is strongly connected to the sniper teaser and leaked scope design.
>>147985420
>Blizzard still hasn't added an in-game web browser like steam so I can easily access youtube and listen to songs without constantly tabbing out of the game
how do i play Tracer and Zarya, they seem fun and they're 2 characters i just can't seem to play worth a shit
i can't pick between low sensitivity for aiming or high sensitivity for awareness, i can't seem to find a happy medium
>>147985451
Ay fuck you the rolling golem is a gentleman and a scholar
>>147985420
>>147985571
I listen to sound effects so I don't get flanked by a reaper running in his size 14 timbs.
You should probably do the same
>>147984630
Now i feel like a retard for not knowing about this site.
Thanks anyway.
>>147984434
>Oh boy! THIRTY whole blizzbux! WOW!
Fuck you
>>147985527
As long as we get lines that imply that Jack is Pharah's dad, I will be content.
>>147985171
>200 hp with none of it being armor
like every other offense classes except for the one with even less hp
>absolutely no air control
what
>long as fuck cooldowns
almost like her E and shift are some of the best skills in the game
It's an attack on Temple of Anubis with a team that doesn't know to rush the second point before the enemy team can regroup episode
Cool, roughly four minutes of getting slaughtered, followed by a loss. Fun shit.
>>147984642
how
>>147985420
>playing Lucio on Anubis in comp
>we get wiped
>enemies are about to take the first point and potentially force the game in to sudden death
>this comes on
>I speedboost and wallride to the point like a madman
>solo contest it until my team arrives
>we win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-vw7fYmQP0
>>147985190
yeah
back when people were new to the game you could catch people off-guard with his ult sometimes
but now his ult is completely ineffective without tons of setup
>>147985589
play low sens Tracer and go slower than you think you need to go, stay close andtracethe enemies until they notice you
>>147985527
If you're trying to say that Sombra isn't the cloaked sniper, you're wrong
>>147984940
>most overpowered 2 hero pick
I'm still feeling the double Zarya buzz right now famalam, and this half-the-roster meme is getting stale since you always bring it up but never explain anything
still worth running her every game though
>>147985734
>roadhog ults
>rein charges into him
>gets knocked into the air by ult knockback
>>147985596
I don't have my music blasting, I just use it as background noise that helps hype me up. I can still hear the game fine.
What's the difference between HP and Armor?
I know the difference with Shields is that they generate, but does Armor actually do anything different from HP
What single ability are you the most afraid of in the entire game?
>>147985685
Another one of the offense classes has 250 HP
>>147985685
>I can't aim at lazily floating air targets
fuck anon just look up dear god do you main mei or something
>>147985835
i believe shields and armor mitigate damage differenlty
>>147985840
>FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
Can we all agree that at least a 3 second delay in mercy ult would be nice instead of "lel instant revive in the middle of battle doesn't matter that I died casting it."
I mean mercy already should be targeted in general, but hearing her cast it and then really moving your ass to destroy her to have some chance of stopping her would be nice.
>>147985290
desu her biggest problem is that her potential dps is so high they're compelled to balance it out in some way, honestly they should just turn her mech guns into souped up versions of her holdout gun, it'd give her a fairly unique role as a midrange dps flanker
>>147985840
lets drop the beat!
>>147985840
Junkrats riptire. I never know where ots coming from.
Also, Mei's freeze gun.
>>147983498
You know who else has an insanely powerful ult that instant casts even if they die, and actually even before they start saying the line for it?____Mei
>>147985910
hey it's my favourite meme, the "let's pretend flying is somehow a detriment to pharah" meme
i wonder why they even use their flying jets, after all they're just making themselves easy targets! much better off just staying grounded.
>get my first legendary
>its pirate tobjorn
>he's my least played champ
>>147985910
>mfw i main mei
>>147985835
Armor reduces the damage you take by half, but only up to 5 per hit.
>>147985789
I see no gun, or mask. I do see a cloak and whatever that thing that looks like a case.
Having a hood is not enough evidence to be conclusive.
>>147985835
Armor blocks 50% of damage up to -5, I think
>>147985935
it roots her in place and makes her vulnerable, even if she rezzes her team if you kill her they have no healer
>>147985840
Junkrat's, because I know it's always going to be aimed at me, and nobody else is going to hear it, so I just have to flee and accept my death if I can't ping it to death with the caduceus pistol.
>>147985674
>>147985789>cinematic where Soldier and Sombra cross paths trying to raid LumériCo
>they have a face off and just as they're about to ult each other they figure out who the other is
>[insert kissing and or line about Pharah being their daughter here]
>playing Mercy
>keep hearing the clunk clunk clunk of Reaper steps
>he's chasing me around
>keep trying to get away from him, keep hearing the clunk clunk
>????
>he hasn't killed me but he's still chasing
>finally just stop and ask in the chat wtf is up
>"you're good Mercy I want to learn"
>...
>.....ok....
>just walk around healing people and boosting while he watches
I have questions.
My friend and i did 9/10 of my placement games and all of his together and we both went 7/10 but i got ranked 64 and he got 58. How exactly does the ranking work? I'm ranking up every game and my losses are mostly less than a level. I'm only asking because it goes against everything I've read here.
>>147985840
>Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
I wonder how many people are in MMRs much higher than they deserve due to Winston existing.
>>147985992
Because jets are fast and a floating pharah effectively moves slower than normal walking speed
Learn how to aim and dodge her slow rockets
>>147985993
at least it looks cool, i got that ugly bird Widow skin and she's fucking awful and the skin looks like garbage
>>147985935
I don't think you need to be able to kill her on reaction, I just wish she wasn't able to pop it the split second before she died. Less buildup would be nice too.
how would you name this team composition?
what are your most hilarious games, guys?
the quality of games on EU in the late night and early morning decreases to rank 45 trash, so after obliterating 2 ppl in a group as genji i got matched with them later and they decided to troll me by picking 2 more genji. randoms did so too, so we played 5 genji and 1 lucio and won. later i told them to pick reaper, because the enemy would go winston and so they did, and it was a really funny roflstomp, we just wiped the floor with them, nobody on our team died and the enemies couldnt even get past their own gate
>>147986041
>it roots her in place
there are multiple ways to avoid this
>>147985840
>OGON PO GOTOVNASTI
Or when playing against high MMR people
>RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
Why is overtime infinite.
>>147985910
>mfw trying to hit her with trash man bombs with her mid air
>mfw I get tired of her shooting the ground and fly up there myself to get a closer shot
it ain't easy but sometimes I get her.
>>147985840
Riptire is high on the list but my nr. 1-2 have to be bastions Q and Shift
>>147985840
>>147985923
>>147985949
>>147985957
>>147986049
>>147986107
>>147986213
TIRE is the correct answer, and I even posted this with the "##tire" tripcode to prove I wasn't influenced by the results.
Fuck the tire.
You can devote all of your attention to avoiding it and it will STILL kill you. From three miles away.
>>147986085
>did placement matches with two of my buddies
>got the highest of the 3 of us
Feels good my dude
I think placement matches just considers your overall ability
How do you deal with a good tracer?
>>147986081
Keep an eye out on him, anon. Sounds sketchy.
>>147986196
>three edgelords, a mexican, a token black guy, and a weeb
Literally my social circle in high school
>>147986297
You dont, you basically have to play without snipers and healers. Good luck!
>>147986196We won in 1:55
>>147986271
>being afraid of a 100HP tire
>>147986271
I once shot one before it could kill the team. Once. Never been able to do it since.
>>147986297
Turn her into a hooker.
Road "tracer displacer" Hog main here
>>147986107
oh god thisits even better when you trap him and or blow him up with suicide bombs
>>147986319
That wasn't the image I meant to post
>>147986026
The scope has an inverted triangle similar to the mask
>>147986297
>that Tracer who always lands her stickies on you
At least it's incentive to improve my wallriding. Of course that won't help on some maps. Fucking Route 66.
>>147986342
>No snipers
but widow and hanzo can climb to places where tracer can't reach them since she has no vertical mobility.
Also remedial trignometry can kill her with 2 shrapnel hits.
> join an lfg because pubs suck
> get invited to a group these people also sick of pubs that won't co operate
> they all run around like lone wolves Rambo dying all the time
> let's do ranked XD
> they're all mid 40 and I'm only 65
yeah nah
>>147986081
>100 percent
Uuuh huh
>realize Soldier 76 is saying "Watch your backsides"
>not "Watch your back, son"
I was wondering why he was saying that when I was playing Mercy
>>147986373
Shit, I thought I posted this picture so I said the time.
>>147986058
>Not Jack chewing her out for being a shit mom to Pharah.
C'mon, he's the dad of the team for a reason.
>>147986196
>what are your most hilarious games, guys?
The game I remember the most was playing with my friend on KOTH Ilios
Both teams had four tanks and a Lucio (iirc we also had a Mercy)
We won in two rounds, but Overtime in both rounds lasted like 7 minutes each, because the team in the point could never kill the other team in time for Overtime to end
Most of the game I spend just running in swinging my hammer aimlessly and got career bests in practically everything, it was great fun
>>147986297
Streetpig, hitting E to escape a hook only works like 20% of the time
t. Tracer main
>>147986196
needs more edge
consider dropping DJ Didndu for black ops 76 or another reaper with the blood skin
>>147986473
Yes, that is clear. What isn't clear is how it's connected to the cloaked figure in the newspaper.
>>147986476
Route 66 first checkpoint has a bunch of great places to wall ride, especially if you get creative with the cliff walls and the payload. 2nd and third checkpoint are especially trash though for getaway options
>got 2 legendaries in a row
>have a surgery tomorrow
I guess I used up all my luck on these boxes, and am going to die tomorrow.
Goodbye, /owg/.
>>147986496
One Zenyatta, five Lucios. Three on heal, two on speed boost, on Numbani defense. Lucios spent entire game keeping him alive and speedy.
>>147986670
atleast you can escape this hell
>Volskya defense
>Hear molten core
>"We're on defense and we don't have a torbjorn"
>Random molten manlet drops from a platform
>Dinks our mercy and she dies to his turret
>Enemy Team rushes in and destroys us
>Torbjorn:"Don't get caught with your beard in the letterbox"
Fuck.
>>147984762
Honestly when I play D.VA I do that shit while squatting on the objective. I never play her as some flanking tank because Winston is a lot better at it. Objective squatting as D.VA works surprisingly well on KOTH and escort maps; she has high health that keeps you alive and if need be just fly straight up when taking a lot of damage to distract the enemy and fall back down shooting at them.
>>147986543
Well Pharah hasn't said much about her dad, and I think if Morrison and Pharah were close she'd instantly recognize him through his 76 persona. If he is her dad he might be a huge hypocrite if he were to do that.
>>147986431
>sticky bomb charger herePlaying hog vs a tracer is the worst when they don't land right in front of you after a hook and they zip away because the hook is broken as fuck on both ends
>play against genji as mccree
>flashbang literally never stops genji on the spot where it exploded because in this retarde ass fucking game stuns don't cancel momentum
this shit needs to be fixed
it's the same with all stuns
it's fucking stupid that simply timing a jump when you get stunned makes you go in some retarded ass direction and you likely wont die
>>147985189
I don't know, man. Being able to keep that up when there are clear solutions to their strategy means they're doing something right. I mean they were funneling an entire team to the meat grinder, all while defending themselves. Area denial is a legit strategy.
>>147986601
>>147986271
I always back the fuck up and start looking for it the instant I hear Junkrat yelling. I manage to shoot it down fairly oftenbecause I play a lot of Roadhog and his rmb murders it instantly if you land the hit.
>>147986143
you know this would be a better argument if she couldn't easily alter her floating speed with her displacement rocket
either way this doesn't take away from the fact pharah is only really threatened by 2 characters, S76 and widow and it's not an insurmountable hardcounter by any measure
>>147986656
I didn't think it was possible for someone to be this dense
just wait a week or so and your retarded ass will see what everyone else already has
>>147986820
>mum and dad take the kids to a linkin park concert
>>147985840
1. mercy revive
2. genji sword
>>147986297
Seems like the best option is to never let her get in cleanly, but it only works well on some map sections (Dorado's first being the most notable). If she eats spam at all, it fucks her approach.
However, after she gets in successfully, pray that the player is retarded or you can burst her down fast enough so they don't react fast enough to recall, or otherwise she will fucking mow you down or be in the backlines for the next decade.
>>147986820
Dad is too old for the goth club.
I can't win a ranked match to save my life. I lose like 8/10. Is it because I main tracer? She's the only hero I like/am good at and I feel like I pull my weight but I don't know what to doooooo my team always gets steam rolled. Every loss takes a little bit of my soul.
>>147986781
Well, the whole "Jack is Pharah's dad" theory rides on the fact that its somewhat implied that he and Ana were just fucking, no actual relationship. That and Pharah was off in another country throughout her life, so Jack probably met her only a few times.
He might not even think he's her dad.
>>147986901
Good job on taking the Tumblr caption, Anon!
is there anything better in this game than playing genji and just casually jumping over the enemy reinhardt's shield to publicly rape angela ziegler and then avenge her death by killing her retarded team?
and then doing the same thing again but faster because now you have your ulti up
>>147985945
That pistol is incredibly good that would make her insane
Do offense heroes need nerfs or do defense heroes need buffs?
>>147986670
As you slip this mortal coil, an angelic figure will appear to take you to a wonderful land with bountiful legendary drops and good team compositionsNah, you'll be fine and your next loot drop will be three voice lines and a player icon
Overwatch has a much lower skill ceiling than tf2 and will be dead in 1-2 years
>>147986820
why did you just randomly post the average quick game teamcomb?
>>147986871
Everyone else assumed it. There is literally nothing connected Sombra to the masked figure and sniper rifle.
We'll see in a week, either you or I will be eating their words.
>>147986982
Actually I saw that one on Facebook
>>147987059
Edgelords. Everyone is in their edge outfits.
>>147987007
>93dps is incredibly good
yeah i guess if zarya uncharged beam is incredibly good too
>>147986932
If you are not playing Lucio, Soldier 76, Reinhardt, Reaper, Zarya or Mercy, you are probably making your team lose. These heroes win games.
>>147987009
buffs
dont make everyone shit just to give a small part of the cast viable
I want this as a skin.
What does /owg/ think about the rumor that Sombra gets released Tuesday?
>>147986919
Dorado first fairly easy to get into though? There's two flanks, cellar and right side stairs that are fairly easy to zip by the enemy team. And both flanks also have an access point to the main payload route which allows you to get some surprise kills during teamfights.
>>147986670
>got two legendaries for characters i play in one box
>another legendary in the next box
>the next day my friend got hit by a car
You aren't fucked, but your best friend is.
>>147987034
LOL
>>147987147
but..... that's not fun
>>147987034
I'm counting on it, my heart can't take this game having an extended lifespan
>enemies on chokepoint
>about four of them there
>I circle them around
>sneak behind them
>jump from a ledge above them and press q
>HAMMER
>DOWN
>four people caught on my ult
>fire strike and pin their mercy
>my team kills the rest
>"WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM MOTHERFUCKERS"
>two guys from the other team quit
Whenever I see my Zenyatta die it breaks my heart.
He is too pure for this world
>>147987136
>unlimited range
>Giant hitbox
>Don't need to reload
Yeah it would be so Dva doesn't have to be in dick touching range to hurt someone
>>147987009
Defensive heroes across the board need a rework to how they function. They're designed with far too much counterplay that the hypermobile offensive characters can easily abuse.
>>147987147
>no winston
>no genji
>no tracer
>no roadhog
welcome to the kys club
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>tfw no qt angel to cuddle with
>tfw only staying in the game for her
I really just want her to hold me while I tell her how much I love her.
>When I mass revive
>I die and my team melts anyways
>When the enemy mercy mass revives
>They're at 200% strength and unkillable
What am I doing wrong
>>147987282
>I really just want her to hold me while I tell her how much I love her.
just hug your mom
if your moms dead, hug some other dudes mom
>All of my other heroes in competitive are shit
>it's painfully obvious that I'll have to main Lucio to get anywhere
>>147986295
He's pretty good though. Thing is i was support for about half of the games and exclusively support on every loss. I remember reading here that supports get way less exp per win.
>>147987232
>enemy team kills literally everyone but me
>ult hits 100% last second
>revive all of them
>they all immediately die because collective panic
Every fucking time.
>>147986793
>Hook Genji
>He appears behind you, impossible to shoot
A million times worse.
>>147983195
hana cute
>>147987282
you're a faggot, aren't you?
>>147987316
Not playing in a premade
>>147987007
>>147987136
>>147987240
hell if you're really scared of her dps, give the gun a heat meter, or an ammo system, or give ths shots falloff
Sometimes when I sword as Genji and I do a quick 180 mid spree to hit someone, the sword will do no damage to the target. What's up with that?
>>147987195
>the fanfics
>>147986196
Look at this team. We're gonna do great!
>>147987349My mom doesn't look like Mercy though
Can Ihug yours?
>>147987404
You're an edgelord that mains Reaper aren't you?
>>147987147
>look mom i watched some "professionals" play on twitch and now i know what i'm talking about lol
Guys i figured out why tracer and widow make such a perfect couple.tracers heart beats fat enough for the two of them.
>>147987249
>genji
>not a pubstomping meme
Pick one.
Winston and Tracer are very situational.
Roadhog is not good. He is a piece of shit that will make enemies have ults up before you can blink.
feature idea: everyone on the team can vote to force their team member to switch, stopping attack bastions and free slot hanzo's
>>147987508
Yup, you're a faggot.
why don't you go get aids and die like the the rest of your retarded buttfucking kind.
>>147987553
>Bastion switches to Torb
>Hanzo switches to Widow
yeah nice idea
>>147987521
It's an okay pairing in porn but most if not all Widowmaker ships, including this one, are pretty stupid desu senpai.
hello yes how do you play as monkey man I always just get shredded but he's cool
>>147987561
Wew lad. How many souls have you consumed?
>>147987601
These are both improvements.
>>147986762
People always underestimate the engineers
>Always play with 4 friends so that one random solo player has to get matched into premades
who else /MISCHIEF/ here?
>>147987391
yeah its exact same principle
people have understood this shit
when you play as genji against mccree you just jump around like a spastic and the chances that you will have momentum that places you somewhere during the stun is like 90%
>>147987553
>Doing well as Mei
>Team is a retarded stack and decides to randomly pin their blame on me
>Force me to play a character I'm not as good at
>Lose
Wow nice idea anon sounds great
>>147987359
Just do it, faggot. Lucio is single best hero you can play to win the most games. Even shit Lucio is good, but competent one absolutely stacks the odds.
>>147987623
You literally go bananas
jump around like a redard, keep lmb pressed and ult if you get low.
>>147987553
>everyone on the team can vote to force
>vote
>force
uh oh my tumblr-reddit senses are tingling
that sounds like patriarchy created by men
>>147987623
Play him like Tracer. Jump behind the enemy team, take out their support and/or squishy heroes, jump away to collect health, repeat.
Don't actually stay inside his shield bubble, just keep it between you and the enemy to stop incoming damage.
>>147987710
>decide to go some solo q
>rank 67
>my team is a 5-men stack where everyone is 80+
>enemy team is full of ~70
>same team average because I'm dragging my team's down
>get carried hard the whole game
>go up two ranks by doing essentially nothing
>>147987553
>not doing so good but about to get my ult
>Team forces me to switch and lose all of my ult charge
did you think about this change for more than 3 seconds.
>>147987517
What? The fuck are you talking about? All these heroes are fucking OP and you want most of them in every game. Git fucking gud.
>>147987710
>be the random
>they all lock attackers
>forced to be the literal healslut
At least we won by a blowout
>>147987359
Just remember, you're gonna be heavily reliant on your teammates. A good Lucio is a force multiplier. If your team is shit you're gonna multiply nothing
>>147987623
>>147987838
I can do okay with Winston but a really good Roadhog pretty much forces me to switch because he cucks me out of squishy kills every time. Seriously, I can work around Reaper but a good Roadhog can fuck everything up for me including escapes. How do you deal with one?
>>147987623
>jump in
>place your shield
>zap dudes
>jump out
>give mercy and widowmaker the hot monkey dick
>>147987246
It's so silly honestly. Overall they have worse ults, are much less flexible and have worse guns than the offense classes.
Except for Tracer's ult, it's rare for any offense class' ult to get less than 2 kills on each use.
On the other hand:
- Molten Core: probably the best, but you can just wait it out.
- Tank form: actually pretty good
- Dragon: easy to dodge except if comboed with Zarya (and lets be honest every ult combos well with Zarya)
- Mei: a complete joke
- Riptire: just shoot it
- Wallhack: just info
Meanwhile all the Offense class ults are at the very very least one kill.
>>147987940
>76 op
76 is the most balanced hero in this game
>>147987853
if you're doing so "not so good" that 5 people all vote yes, then your ult aint gonna do shit.
>>147987739
this is a legit problem but shitheads like that are probably gonna lose anyway
Brawl idea:
At the start of the match, each team gets to vote to ban one hero from the enemy team
If at the end of the week, a single hero was banned from more than 60% of teams, she is removed from Overwatch
r8 this team comp
>>147988141
>she
>this thinly veiled mei post
>>147988141
yeah cuz removing Mercy from the game will really improve the overall balance
>>147988210
shit
>>147988103
>You need skill to press Q and win the game
Nigger I've won matches from dying four times as reaper with 0 eliminations and just flanking behind them and pressing Q to collect my free kills.
>>147988210
76/100
>tfw no Overwatch GF
>>147988141
But I want bastion to stay
>>147988210
7/6.
>>147988210
Babby's first meme team
>>147988219
>>147988226
>>147988274
It was actually a thinly veiledWidowmakercomplaint
The very hero who is the reason they had to remove the "avoid this player" feature.
>>147988141
>play defense
>ban lucio from attack
>play attack
>ban mercy from defense
>>147988210
>not a single S76 with jet skin
>>147988210
rekt by a single genji/1
>>147988094
I love this meme. I pull 10 EDR with 76 regularly.
>>147988350
pro gaymers dont even play her anymore since she cant be a twitchy shit anymore
>>147988210
>CruelRunnings
>>147988356
Smoke is a better rare.
>Estimated time: 0:07
>Elapsed time: 7:00
junkrat, played well, has almost 0 counters
>>147988506
Anon I don't agree with your opinion and now consider you to be aesthetically handicapped. Please reevaluate.
>>147988550
d.va, played well, has almost 0 counters
>>147988210
Everyone should've had soldier victory pose/10
>>147988141
Here's a better version, every hero goes back to its closed beta form. For example, Bastion gets his shield back.
PATCH NOTES REVEALED• Fixed a bug where Hanzo was set to "log mode" in the release build. This was supposed to be a testing feature only that made his arrows the size of logs.
>>147988550
lucio, played well, has almost 0 counters
>>147988437
Yeah, she's not the strongest hero, she's just the most frustrating to play against if good
>Play with 4 friends
>We're all really good at DPS and tanking
>If any of us play healer it takes away from our natural cohesion and abilities
>Always pray that our random will go healer and be good at his job
>We literally add every competent healer
why do they all have to be obnixious memelords though
>>147988550
(You)
Do Koreans like D.Va?
Do you notice when you have a really good Lucio on your team?
>>147988832
yes, very much
I can tell because he isnt on healing 100% of the time
>>147988832
depends on the stage
>>147988710
It's so lesser mathematically inclined people can enjoy the mastery and fun of Hanzo.
Only true masters know of his hidden "Scattershard Technique:Final arrow of the Panicking Asian" Ability.
This separates the okay hanzo's from the great hanzo's.
i am so fucking sick of playing against genji
his fucking deflect covers like literally 270 degrees around him
when he has deflect on you have to pretty much DIRECTLY behind him to be able to shoot him through it
>>147988832
no because I always play with a mercy pocketing me
>>147988763
no i think shes a misinterpretation of the gaming community in south korea
shes very immature and uses memes koreans dont use, she is american koreanpay debt US pigs
>>147988550
>literally incapable of hitting even the worst pharah
>>147988550
mercy, played well, has almost 0 counters
how am i doing
it took me way to long to get to this rank...
>open a lootbox
>see I got a purple
>it's a duplicate of the only Torbjorn highlight intro (Ride 'Em) I have
>I got a duplicate Roadhog legendary today as well
>its a someone takes the categories very literally and refuses to think that characters could possibly be good in other situations episode
>>147988918
>Korean SC2 community is very manner-focused
>Dva is basically Idra but a girl
Did blizzard have the slightest bit of self awareness when they created d.va? Or did they do it intentionally to make people cringe?
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-overwatch/vo/vo_hero/D.Va/D.Va%20-%20Default/opa%20dva%20style.mp3
>>147988832
>Mei ults
>OH OH OH LET'S UP THE TEMPO
>take some damage
>AMP IT UP
>capture point is perma-contested until we capture it
>>147988956
could use some diversity, bunch of offensive characters but whatever floats your boat
>>147988969
>Open a Crate
>2 Orange
>It's Industrial and Cybergoth Zarya
>>147989039
I think it's funny, winky face :)
>>147988995
>have roadhog and a reinhardt
>pick zarya
>some retard is blaming me for everything bad that happens because i picked third tank
>full health reinhardt
>enter corridor
>SIMPLE GEOMETRY
>die
>check kill cam
>he wasn't even aiming, he was just shooting arrows on the chokepoint in case someone appeared
>>147987739
It's your fault for listening to them. If you know you are doing well and they are shit why does their opinion matter?
Post your shameless OCs/hero ideas, fagets
Don't forget nationality
>>147988763
>Do Koreans like D.Va?
Dunno but the chinese don't like Mei apparently cause they don't want a fat girl representing them. There's also a bit of butthurt about the Jap characters getting dragon stuff because it's a Chinese state symbol and Blizzard goofed by making the dragons look like the chinese variant instead of the jap variant.
>playing quickplay
>get put on Route 66 defense
>Winston on my team keeps jumping near the enemies and doing the "Peanut Butter" emote
>they stop shooting him after the first few times because he never attacks them
>Mercy starts getting angry at him and complaining in all-chat
>Roadhog joins in on the rage as well
>tfwI was that Winston
>>147984395
>I love how he just continues to run in and swing his hammer like nothing happened
Most Reinhardt players are literally retarded, so chances are he was completely unaware as to what was happening
>>147989101
Oh now I see, they where pandering to the autism crowd.
>>147989059
the defensive characters are mostly really situational imo
i've started playing more mei but hanzo junkrat bastion and torb are just so erratic and situational that i don't like playing them. they're either wastes of space or have their moment of brillilance where the stars align and they get play of the game
all my friends i qeue with play tank or support too -3-
>>147988918
What about the Korean dub?
>>147988832
I notice it when I see that I have 30 elims and 1 death on Pharah.
>all those people who all switch to McCree at the end of the game because they think he's still overpowered
>>147989179
>full health reinhardt
>die to 375 damage
hmm
The game is less balanced now than it was on release.
>koth on ilios
>randoms lock rein and hanzo
>getting btfo
>start roasting them with two random black guys
>rein switches to winston
>win in overtime
>win 3-0
And you guys said shaming doesn't work.
>>147989091
>opened four lootboxes today
>first one was WHITE WHITE BLUE WHITE
>next two were pic related
>the latest one was the Torbjorn duplicate
>>147989314
its actually more balanced than its ever been
its just not perfect yet
>>147988918
>implying the future won't have most cultures being American sub-cultures if the current cultural imperialism continues
>>147989381
what did you buy
>>147989381
>legendary duplicates that couldve been also 500 overshekels only give 200
is there anything blizzard ever does right anymore?
>>147989249
They're not situational they just require a lot more positioning and game sense and not just holding down lmb at the choke. Just git gud.
also =3= is superior to -3- you cuck
>>147989376
>with two random black guys
Your girlfriend's boyfriends?
>>147989208
>There's also a bit of butthurt about the Jap characters getting dragon stuff because it's a Chinese state symbol and Blizzard goofed by making the dragons look like the chinese variant instead of the jap variant.
what
as a Chinese, I don't think there's anything different between Chinese and Japanese dragons
>>147989208
>google chinese and japanese dragons
>they look literally the same
just like everyone in the cultures they represent
>2 reinhardts charge into each other
>they both get knocked down
well i never saw that before
>>147989208
>Blizzard goofed by making the dragons look like the chinese variant instead of the jap variant.
huh? I don't see it
>>147988832
>Refuses to use amp unless there's at least 4 people in LoS or if someone is REALLY low and Mercy is dead
>Uses Speed boost for pushing in or when a hero uses an Ult that reduces mobility (Reaper, Roadhog, etc.) or requires to be up close to get mileage (Zarya)
>Sound Barrier to counteract enemy ults
>Sound Barrier while amping speed boost
>Gets a kill while contesting point in Overtime
>Suppressing fire at chokes all the time at head height level
>Gets Sound Barrier up at least 4 times in a ten minute match (shit takes forever to charge while running double support)
>>147989381
I didn't buy anything
>>147988907
>shoot Genji with rocket
>he always instantly starts reflecting after that
>hover around
>kill him with another rocket if he is stupid enough to stay
>shoot Genji
>see reflecting effect
>plop down healing station
>helix him and shoot in the back
Whoa. Nice fucking ninja skills bruh.
>>147989091
holy shit i know this feel
the only two golds ive ever gotten are both goth zyra skins and every time i think about it i get cancer
>its not me its my team!!
>>147989508
Meant for
>>147989462
I'm probably going to buy one of the safari skins for Winston, though
this game was way more fun before the mccree and widow nerfs
they kept the two main autist heroes (genji and tracer) in check
>>147989542
>zyra
leave
>>147989643
hahahahaha no
>>147989560
something got you upset, friend?
If you could remove one character from the game who would it be?
>>147988907
i am so fucking sick of playing against reaper
his fucking wraith covers like literally 360 degrees around him
when he has wraith on you have to pretty much wait for 3 seconds, a whole second more than genji's reflect
can someone explain to me why bastion's minigun has high accuracy and capacity
>>147989203
>Hyperion.
>Iceland
>Uses solid light constructs to take out and distract enemies.
>Ultimate is a brief flash of light that confuses enemies for 3 seconds.
>>147989479
>>147989482
I thought so too. But apparently there's a slight difference.
At least on the jap end of things they say this
>That's not how Japanese dragons are
>where are the legs on the dragon
>>147989701
zarya
i dont even care about her abilities
i just think shes fucking ugly
>>147984642
>not JUSTICE REINS FROM BELOW
6/10
>>147989746
chinese dragons also have legs.
>>147989647
>No Slapshot ability, like Genji's reflect but shorter window and larger AOE, doubles the damage of whatever is being reflected. Can reflect friendly projectiles.
>>147989707
Bastion is fucking shit anon, SHIT.
Stop crying like a bitch and kill that stationary target with ease.
TIRE NERF WHEN??????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>147989751
zarya purely because invulnerability at any point in time is the most annoying fucking game mechanic in the world
Is there a optimal resolution to play at? And FOV?
i played the dwarf guy while eating french fires and went 26-0 without moving from behind my turret
NA GAME TESTERS LUL
>>147989746
>>147989810
There is no actual difference between Japanese and Chinese dragons, I think Chinese gamers were bummed out because Japan got cool dudes and they got Ice Bitch.
>>147988907
it is annoying because the reflect "range" is like the size of a house. you could shoot your feet and have it reflect on you.
>>147989182
Did you not follow the reply chain at all or is your reading comprehension just really poor
>>147989746
but chinese dragons have legs too according to google at least
genji and hanzo's ults are just busts of the dragons as far as I'm concerned (though on second though they have tails I think)
>>147989890
whenever you learn to aim my dude
>>147989890
>ult as Junkrat
>genji/tracer/reaper/their fucking lucio teleports across the map to find me in my hidey hole
at least I can keep them off the point for 10 seconds
>>147989751
o shit meant >>147989701 >>147989903
>>147989932
800x600 and 50 FOV
I don't get McCree. How does a cowboy happen in futureland
>>147989969
yeah
for example it's posible for mccree to stun deflecting genji if he throws the flash at the genjis feet or above him
but the changes of this happening are like fucking 5% because of how huge the deflect area is so it's not even worth trying
>>147989647
You forgot about a the "Inferiority Complex" passive debuff. Every time there's an American hero on either side, they get a -75% modifier to all stats.
>>147990047
anon... cowboys were based on actual people
>>147989954
>I think Chinese gamers were bummed out because Japan got cool dudes and they got Ice Bitch
At least it's not some steroid monstrosity with stupid hair.
>>147989468
not making the xp needed to level increase after 23
>>147989039
its beautiful...
>>147989954
lol Japan beat China yet again
>>147989701
genji
>>147990047
he ate some of the mountain dew stew d.va made for herself
then he grew a neckbeard and went full m'lady
>>147990129
And they look NOTHING like McCree
>>147990116
Sorry about your mass shootings and healthcare bills keith but take it down a notch alright?
>>147990047
>Still has farms
>Still has guns
>Still has outlaws
>>147990116
When do the American characters get a passive %chance of being shot by a cop and kicked from the game?
>>147983787
Your mmr is much higher in quickplay.
I had the same thing until I started playing new heroes to even it out a bit.
Is anyone still collecting these? Because I know I'm not
>>147989203
>El Diablo
>Mexico
>Melee-only luchador
>Abilities are sprint, leap, and roll (shamelessly lifted from Soldier, Winston, and McCree, respectively)
>Primary attack grapples with an opponent and drains their health quickly
I have no idea what his ultimate would be.
>>147986049
>This pic
I didn't ask for the sudden feels
>>147986473
Sombra's blue shit looks like a hijab
>>147989203
My OC for a new support:
Name: Hdolf Aitler
Nationality: Germanian
Gun: Luger P088, low firerate but high damage.
E: raises his right hand to buff damage and speed of nearby allies
Shift: sends his pet dog to fetch him the closest medpack or damage and cc and enemy
Q: Endlösung - Shoots himself to instantly leave the game without a loss
rate m8's
>someone on the other team got mad at me for playing hanzo and sent me a massage
Feels good man
>>147990047
Lots of people still wear hats like that in the southwest. So his old blackwatch look isn't too strange. The rest of his get up seems intentional like he's trying to invoke the archetype. Reaper calls him ridiculous so it's not like he's normal in this world either.
>>147990224
I really want to see a handegg based hero now
>>147990267
>>147990278
I forgot about the "Rant" as well. Every time there's an American hero in their LOS, they are frozen in place and begin ranting at the American hero. It only ends when the hero is outside of their LOS.
>>147990278
>>147990267
Found the Canadians. Nice job proving him right, faggots.
>>147990267
>Mass shootings
Wow, I forgot the rest of the world was a peaceful utopia without bombings and week long gunfights. Thank heavens I can go to Paris or Brussels and live peacefully.
>>147990330
14/88
would play in comp
>>147989203
I'm not clever but somebody make a moveset for JoJo because that's the kind of hero England deserves.
>>147989703
i am so fucking sick of playing against soldier 76
his fucking biotic field covers like literally 360 degrees around him
when he has biotic field on you have to pretty much outdamage his heal for 5 seconds, a whole 3 seconds more than genji's reflect
>>147990294
>El Diablo
>Posted Santo
Yo you fucked up bro
And since he's basically a rip off of other characters, his ult is a 360 degree knockdown
>>147990330
>Gun: Luger P088, low firerate but high damage.
>E: raises his right hand to buff damage and speed of nearby allies
clearly overpowered, what the fuck anonlaughed my ass off
>>147990267
>>147990278
>falling right in to his trap and proving him right
When will Canadicucks learn? When will they overcome their inferiority complex? The Kiwis aren't even as assblasted at us like you are at the Americans.
>>147989208
>Dunno but the chinese don't like Mei apparently
Honestly china can get fucked, there's a reason why the only chinese character on the roster is a climatologist.
>playing Overwatch
>Brother comes in my room and tells me to lay flat on my back on my bed and then leaves
O-okay
>>147989203
>Finnish falconer
>Single-shot shotgun with very tight spread, effective at medium range
>E locks on a hero with birb and causes them to get big aim spread, E while active to cancel early
>Shift while not-locked on: birb grabs you, short directional movement in any direction (including up)
Kind of an anti-sniper. Lock on to an annoying WM or Pharah to cause spread, then close in and secure the kill at medium range. Hard-countered by anyone not affected by spread (Winston, Symmetra, Rein, turrets, etc.)
>>147988210
1 out of 6 snakes
>>147990569
Your brother wants to touch your privates
>>147990398
>>147990557
>>147990412
It was just some light banter boys, calm it down.
what is this meme where people put random numbers in their names
>>147990359
>>147989203
High Mobility explosives character. But has one explosive per reload, and each reload is as long as whichever between Pharah and Junkrat is longer
Is there a worse ultimate than roadhogs?
>>147990707
D.Va
the answer is always D.Va
at least i've seen Roadhog actually get kills with his
>>147990707
Not for my enemies
>>147990707
Dva's
And before you say "b-but combo with Zarya", I should warn you that Roadhog + Zarya is also a moidah
>>147990569
>playing overwatch
>roomate comes in without knocking
>ask him whats up
>throws a water bottle infront of me
>yells "WOAH THERE"
>the bottle wasnt properly closed and water splashed everywhere
>ask him what the fuck he is doing
>he runs back to his room
this game, i swear
>>147990707
It's pretty good, the problem is that everyone thinks it's a damage dealing ult.
>>147990707
D.va's
Roadhog's is a counter ult.
>>147990557
>>147990395
>>147990398
>>147990412
>As soon as someone makes any banter against america all these americucks jump into defense mode
>>147990707
D.VA is you nigger
Her "le clear area for 5 seconds" ult gets no kills and only does that
>>147990898
Nigger I browse /sp/ on the daily.
>when you get PotG as Torb
>>147990898
>calling >>147990395 "defense mode"
I see Nomad Genji so much it might as well be his fucking default look.
Also fuck Genji players.
>>147987553
shit feature, i bought this game for 40 euros, i do whatever i fucking want, even in ranked
>>147990664
Americans can dish it out with the best of them, but they really can't take it.
>>147990991
>people use nomad Genji when it's objectively worse than Bedouin Genji
>>147991006
The internet is full of American teenagers who can't handle the banter.
>Enemy team goes six Dva's
>Keep alternating their ults on hanamura defense point B
What should we have done
I feel so useless
>voice line for enemy ult just doesn't happen
>>147986297
Play zenyatta and headshot her
>Played against a really annoying tracer on hollywood
>It was literally us going back and forth killing each other
She's the reason her team almost won
>>147990994
slow down ahmed, just because you paid for the entrance doesnt mean you can touch all the women and do what you want
you still have to learn a lot
Is there any way to avoid playing a map you hate ?
Who here /loseeverygame/ ?
>It's banter to bring up shootings in america
>It's not Banter to bring up terrorist attacks in europe
I can see that Europeans still can't take what they give
>>147991090
1-2 Reinhardts to block
Then Reapers or Soldiers to fuck up Dvas
Add your healer of choice
>>147991090
reinhardt or mei to wall off the ult
why do you people struggle vs. meme picks when you say the character is bad but then forget what makes them bad
>>147991172
>he doesnt know about the altF4 combo
>>147983296
>giving up on her
Never.
>>147990395
>everyone ignores this post
Don't worry. I read it.
Could Overwatch's heroes defeat the Darkest Dungeon?
>>147991006
>>147990664
>jokes on you, I was just pretending to be butthurt!
>>147988832
they usually notice at the end when they see "lucio 56% team healing"
makes me feel good.
>>147989039
Dva is a cringey character
anyone have the "Moms. I want Mcdonalds" Comic?
>>147989203
Basketball warrior
>fights with a basket ball
>jumps real high
>???
>chaos dunk ult
>profit
Steel Trap should trigger if a Genji try to Swift Strike through it
>>147991193
>Yuropoors take bants
HA nah they are whiny cunts that think they are smug shits till someone bants back
>>147991203
>>147991228
They defense matrixed every death blossom and tactical visor
Seems like each time we killed a few of them they would just boost from their spawn room right back onto the point
>>147990975
>it's not defense mode if his defense is inadequate
okay
>>147991090
Reinhardt can trivialize at least two of those Ults and it takes forty years to build. After that, Genji rush to bait out matrix and build the Ult that said-matrix can't do a damn thing about.
>>147991320
A bunch of hobos defeated the darkest dungeonOf course this would be too much for the meme team
>>147991401
>>147991401
Then they jump and claim WOW I WAS ONLY BANTING BRO
>>147990779
>at least i've seen Roadhog actually get kills with his
>implying
>>147991385
Steel trap's duration should be halved and you should be able to destroy it even after it's activated.
:^)
umm
blizz???
i just want to finish my placement matches
>>147990330
>>147990527
honestly a buffing leader-like character mite be cool
>>147991436
>asspained Canadian trying to hide his asspain
You're worse than Americans when it comes to handling the banter.
>>147991506
>I'm not in defense mode, you're just asspained
okay
>>147991418
You can always add some Meis
Dva can't kill her because her damage is too low to fight that 250hp + damage reduction, and Matrix is useless against M1
i just discovered this game is insanely smoother when you make a custom game with you and 11 bots compared to a real match
why?
Console friends, what if with the TOrb Nerf they buffed his level 1 turret to have added durability and RoF, as well as cut the damage nerf to 15% on Molten core
>>147991092
>see mccree light up
>no deadeye voice line
>start hearing swooshing from above
>no rocket barrage voice line
>come in to this thread
>it's full of triggered Canadians
Good job, Amerifriend
The second point on hanamura is actually a great place to get kills with self destruct, that's where i got the game over achievement
>>147991632
because bots pick less bastions, reapers and widows
>>147991543
maybe you could charge it for more damage?
Idk
>>147991668
why does this guys eyes always look like he has an allergic reaction 24/7
>>147991632
Because custom games are 60 tick
>>147991668
>tfw I'm >>147990267
I didn't know 4chan was so sensitive.
>>147991737
Because he's allergic toMercy not being real
>>147991747
no they are not if you dont use the option
i didnt
i mean that in this custom game with 11 bots i have constant 300 fps whereas in real games it drops down to even 130
>>147991418
Correct answer is Zarya. As long as you dont fire the blackhole into a matrix. Shield for easy 50 energy + teammate. Laser goes through matrix. Black hole can stall a bit if they dont use their boost correctly.
Oh and a Pharaah to let your Mercy constantly be flying away from D'va peanut lmb. Since a Mercy essentially negates all damage done by D'va.
>>147991747
Ranked should be 60hz. If you have internet problems stay the fuck out of competitive play in the first place.
>>147991747
>Because custom games are 60 tick
oh i remember this
i remember blizzard blaming the players for playing pubs instead of customs and its not their fault 20tick meme exists
very funny, good company
>>147989647
but we already have a hero
>black guy that likes hockey
>his hockey gear outfit is maple leafs colours
>still insists he's whatever nationality he was born in
I refuse to believe lucio isnt canadian.
>>147991320
Of course they could. Heroes never die after all. Though in the big scheme of things it would only delay the inevitable destruction of Earth.
What's your guaranteed win map /owg/?
Mine are Hollywood Defend, Lijiang Tower and Illios
>>147991808
>I try to bantz with a Canadian anon
>angry American and Canadian teenagers crawl out of the woodwork
I was just trying to have fun with my northern neighbor and they ruined it
>>147991919
your moms bedroom
>That one player who instalocked Attack Torbjorn
>And ended up just putting his turret on the payload, walking behind the payload and hitting his turret with his hammerIt's me
>>147991919
Illios, Dorado, and Assault Route 66. I rarely lose these.
Im on about a 10 loss streak in comp, so whos the best hero for solo carrying shitty pubbers?
>>147991981
>>147991808
>Still not actually knowing what banter is
>>147991919
Defending on Numbani
I legitimately can't remember the last time I saw the attacking team unlock the payload
>>147992078
having a brainand knowing when to stop playing
>>147991919
volskaya industries
>>147992121
You should stop playing the weekly brawl then
>>147992114
>thinking 4chan banter and real life banter are the same thing
Go lurk /sp/
>>147992114
Friendly verbal jabs at your mates?
>>147992218
/sp/ is a retarded, cancerous shithole. I know since I've been there for years
Is the monkey character (Winslow) good? I have been playing at this character and I like him, but I am new to this game so I do not know if this character is very good or not.
>>147992078
Roadhog. Play peekaboo with the enemy team, hook a bitch every time your cooldown is off. You'll get gold in at least three categories most games if you're worth a shit, it really is ezmode. Plus he works fine on both attack and defense.
Literally the only things that threaten you are another Roadhog and a charged-up Zarya.
>>147991919
Attack on Numbani seems to work really well for me.
>>147992279
>/sp/ is a retarded, cancerous shithole
So is literally all of 4chan.
>>147992325
/sp/ is 4chan magnified by about 20x
>>147991919
>.
>>147992284
his real name isharambeand he stomps squishy mature women like no other
>>147992284
>Winslow
I laughed, have this.
Monkey character can be pretty good at killing squishy characters
who else /fastexp/
>Be level 82**
>Invite level 24 to a party
>First lobby is Me, her, 22, 14, 16, 23 vs 18, 31, 12, 13, 21, 5
Did QP matchmaking just give up?
>ya yo yee
what did he mean by this?
>>147992284
Only if your team takes advantage of your disruption. He's also extremely good for fast pushes on Sudden Death or for stalling overtime.
>>147992284
he's good but nobody knows how to play him. jump behind the enemy line, fuck shit up,pop your shield when you get their attention and they start shooting, jump back out as soon as your jump is off cooldown. repeat.
then watch as your team fails absolutely to take advantage of the chaos.
I've gone 2-11 over the last 11 matches and dropped from rank 60 to rank 54. I know that I'm mad and tilting but I just can't stop. Please send help.
>>147992407
>>147992557
does zenyatta make hovering sounds
thats a dumb tip
>>147991646
He's still my go to guy for shitting all over a good attacking team. Just drop a turret in a blind spot and camp the only flank position. His shot gun is enough to drop any lone hero trying to get a safe shot in and his ult charges way too fast. I usually wait until right as they're annoy to get in its line of sight and charge them from the back with molten core. Either way I'm wiping the team.
>get destroyed over and over again in comp
>got destroyed in placement matches
matchmaking is fucking broken, fuck you blizzard you faggots
i'm so disillusioned with this game, i don't have fun anymore at all, because this shit is so broken that it's just impossible to actually enjoy a game
>>147992664
>>147992640
>>147992407
>>147992420
>no tavern brawl of 6 winstons vs 6 soldiers titled "Harambe's revenge"
>>147992591
i've found there are times of the day i just cannot win. for whatever reason the skill level drops off a cliff in the afternoons and very early morning.
>It's a "you got killed right before pressing Q" episode
yo NA ur all shit at all games. no1 cares if ur having fun anyone can do that
>>147992737
I would donate all of my money to blizzard if they made this a thing
>>147992715
t. mccree main
should dva's shield charge her damage or something? besides deleting ults occasionally its pretty bad.
>>147992715
There is only one constant here
>>147992715
calm your nerves my friend
we still have season 1 and this season 1 will even be shorter than intended
you are still playing an unfinished product, treat the game like an early access title, its far easier that way
>>147992715
>be shit
>lose
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BLIZZARD
>>147992737
Wouldn't widowmaker with bonus damage make more sense?
>>147992801
>It's a "maybe I should have used that Q I saved and we could have won" episode
Dr. Ziegler I'm D V A.
>>147992640
>>147992801
20 tick saves my ult everytime this happens
>>147992842
It deletes all projectiles and hitscan for 3 seconds.
It's fine the way it is.
>>147992894
>Playing Zenyatta
>Actually fell asleep
>Wake up to "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU POP YOUR ULT???"
>panic Q
>OH GOOD JOB USING IT WHEN EVERYONE IS DEAD
>Lose
>>147989203
>Hard boiled, Hong Kong police support with an AI controlled dog
>Primary weapon is a pistol
>Dog can be directed to either heal team members or hold an enemy in place with a passive bomb sniffing ability to detect traps and turrets
>Can fire teargas to blur enemies vision in a short, lingering area
>Ult is the police takes out a cigarette and lights it to go into gun-fu mode with bullet time and dodging, bullets cause splash damage
>>147992883
Probably, but its likely more balanced against Soldiers since Winstons shield will eat an entire shot and Widows cant jump scope as well.
>>147992801
>>147992894
>maybe if i didnt barrage that one roadhog i could have stopped that cap episode
>>147993006
the ult is silly but a dog that latches onto enemy discord orb style would be fun.
>>147992978
and a shield does the same thing
really what is the difference
>>147992842
I liked the idea of making it so a portion of the damage absorbed heals you.
Blizzard has offered you 1.5 million USD to make Patrick Ewing a playable hero. How would you make him an effective hero?
why is attacking so much easier than defending in lower elos? I'm rank 57 and it literally seems like forced 50, it goes 3-3 or whatever the score for the map is and then the coin flip dictates who wins. Are attacking heroes just easier to play?
>>147993186
Pic related. Also, his playstyle has to be based around him dribbling a basketball. If he stops dribbling he cannot move more than one and a half steps before passing
>>147993006
>>147993119
>CoD: World at War dog killstreak flashbacks
It would be vaguely terrifying to hear a cyborg dog going fucking nutso somewhere on the map and knowing it was going to come for you eventually.
>kindly ask someone to change their hero
>they tell me to fuck off
:(
>>147993006
Ult seems really fun.
I love games where your character goes into an ascended state and starts destroying people.My favorite characters in league were Master yi and ekko
>>147993131
d.vas defensive matrix has no limit only an uptime
d.va remains at full speed during defense matrix
d.vas defense matrix has range and literally sucks all projectiles in an area
>>147993131
Because the other shields break after absorbing a certain amount of damage.
D.Va's deletes the damage outright.
>2 2-mans and 2 solos against 2 3-mans
>I'm a solo, other one is an auto-pick widow
>Never changes
>Lose
I just wanted to finish my placement matches
>>147993206
attack only has to win one teamfight to take point
defense has to win for 5 minutes
>>147993006
>>147993298
If you have to shoot a pupper it wouldn't go be made. ;_;
>>147993206
Attacking players need to win one teamfight at each checkpoint.
Defense has to win all of them to prevent a cap.
If he's played well, he has zero counters!
>every hero ever
>>147993296
>>147993186
Turns out 4chan hates that particular image.
For this, I give you a classic TV commercial featuring someone very Patrick Ewing Like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKxjHO2t7Y
>>147993006
>Hong Kong police
locals ain't gonna like it
>>147993318
Tracer
>>147993307
How long before someone makes a version of this with Genji
>>147993420
>>147993206
Attack also has the cheese advantage and the ability to switch to counters quicker and easier.
Sudden Death shouldve stayed at 2 minutes for the attackers and had no overtime. At least half of my matches on defense are lost after 30 seconds of overtime where we slowly get whittled down.
>>147992883
Yes, exactly - WOW BLIZZARD
you'd think eventually you'd reach a place where people are YOUR level. This isn't happening.
>>147993325
>enemy team is all 62-5s
>your team is all 54-6
>matchmaking throws you a rank 75 and calls it even
>he only locks reaper
>>147993503
>Torb making his way up
I'M
FUCKINGMOLTEN
>>147993537
because you know so perfectly well what your level is and people play exactly the same amount of good every game without ever doing really poorly or really well
who has the worst character design visually speaking?lets be real, most of the heroes are a mess
>>147993206
attackers have an advantage usually, spawn related
defenders are trash players and overextend for kills instead of anticipating everything grouped and killing everything as 6
>>147993503
>d.va carried to 26% pick rate by a single hanamura game
I have a problem
I play with one of my friends constantly, but every time I play with him I go down 5-6 ranks. I make my way back up after he leaves and I'm too much of a pussy to tell him to fuck off because I know him irl but it's destroying my rank.
What do?
>>147985189
I would've laughed my ass off and asked to group afterward personally
>>147993650
Zarya, symmetra, winston.
>>147993671
How much of a spineless pansy do you have to be to not have the balls to say you don't want to play a video game with someone?
can someone post the Mom mcdonald dva comic
>Genji is with you
>Dont see him the entire game
>>147993671
>stupid rank is more important than relationship with another human you call friend
you indeed have a problem sir psycho
also if hes your friend tell him to kindly fuck off, he will understand
>refuse to player healer and instead play soldier for one game
>this happens
I need to find some cakeboi to play support because clearly I'm being wasted
>>147993763
>how do i google
>>147993763
please dont it will trigger people who walked in on their parents before
mfw another reaper player told me to go back to COD when i ulted his whole team entering a tiny room
>>147993763
?
>>147993650
Symmetra. She's just...boring. But definitely Zarya if we're counting extra skins, her default look is fine but all her skins are fucking garbage. Even the recolors of the default are bad for the most part, just poor color choices.
>>147983848
translates to "fire when ready"
>>147992556
Yup.
>>147992407
>>147992640
holy shit
>>147992664
you're blind then
>>147993685Thanks
>>147993650
ANUU, CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>147993798
>"back in my day this payload would be delivered already!"
>15 seconds into the game
>>147989203
Human hunting omnic
>high damage break action elephant hunting rifle
>tracking ability to follow a single class until they die
>dart to paralyze and disorient prey
>ult is something involving pulling out more rifles quickly instead of reloading.
Its probably too close to widowmaker but with 2 high damage shots without charging that require a long-ish reload and other than the 2 shots he's fucked.
>>147993971
remove SHEGOAT
>>147993971
>>147993473
Yeah, but John Woo fans will.
>>147993989
>"Objective A Captured!"
>"Escort the Payload!"
>2 seconds later
>"BACK IN MY DAY THIS PAYLOAD WOULD BE DELIVERED ALREADY"
s-sorry!
>>147993873
>>147993749
>i've had symmetra's purple and gold skin for so long I forgot that's not her default
zarya's a good idea, but the execution is bad, and i would pay cash money to remove the goth skins from the game.
Holy shit, /owg/ why didn't you tell me about Junkrat earlier?
I'm getting decent with Junkrat he's so fuckin' fun, I learned to put my trap, recently and bomb right around corners where people go a lot, love the feeling of seeing the TRIGGERED pop up, pressing right click and blowing them the fuck up.
Is there a more FUN hero in the game then trashmouse?
>>147993665
"no"
pros use the dva spam on every map to stall for time
>about to go 1:9 on placements
Fucking why. Why does everyone decide they want to play like shit.
Is Torbjorn ever good on offense?
I remember TF2's Engineer having a few uses on offense but Torbjorn seems completely useless for it.
>>147994150
he's fun but you gotta watch your ass because nobody likes a cheeky, laughing asshole lobbing bombs at them and they will target you.
>>147993671
how about this: "let's play quick play instead"
>>147994038
>>>/po/
I've no love for your slanderous ways
>>147994150
Junkrat is fun, just very situational.
There are only a couple maps where Junkrat is a better choice than someone like Pharah.
>>147994274
tf2 engie had dispensers and teleporters
all you have is armor and a sentry to distract so that you can hopefully shoot them with your gun.
made something for you faggots
>>147994274
>I remember TF2's Engineer having a few uses on offense
then you never played TF2
a teleporter or TWO was necessary
torb can't do this, no he's not that great
>yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>147994274
An engineer was basically required for payload. Torbjorn's lack of a teleporter or dispenser certainly limits his usefulness on attack unless the team on defense sucks so badly they can't do anything about the turret he built on the payload.
And you might as well switch to Bastion in that case if all you are is a turret on wheels.
>>147993643
Twenty five games of losing isn't a variance, mate. That's broken.
>when you drop in comp rank because two chuckfucks on your team decided it would be a good idea to go double dva
>>147994403
I don't get it.
>>147994428
>then you never played TF2
yeah you're right i must've been imagining my 1800 hours on it
>>147994074
fuck dude what have I become
it wasn't even a slow transition it was a jarring drop for just this boy-child
>>147992737
>google "gorilla shot" because i forgot the name
>accidently type "gorillas hot"
>find actual articles about it
>>147994545
1800 hours doesnt make you good faggot
>>147994274
Dont do it unless youre a fucking god at aiming with Torbjorn. You will get a very large amount of hate until you prove yourself if you do it in ranked.
Other than that Torbjorn is decent at Payload maps and KotH, Turrets are nice for covering your flank while you push the cart and all of the scrap will likely be in a position where you can grab it with safety.
Giving your team an additional 75 health with damage reduction is amazing for a push, not to mention Molten Core turning you into a Tankier Reaper with more damage.
>>147985189
>Worried about fun
>In competitive
Please fuck off. If you are just playing for fun why the fuck would you play competitive?
>>147994674
will you be my anime gf
>>147994542
dogs that like fetching but wont hand the stick back
>>147994682
>le not all games are about fun meme
Why are all queue times like 3 mins or more on ps4? Game cant be that dead already.
>>147994682
I want to have fun playing competitively. Why would you do something you don't enjoy?
>>147994663
i didnt say i was good
>feed me's new EP comes out
>put it on repeat
>play comp
>climb 7 ranks
eh
>>147994280
I'm really glad that Junkrat doesn't have a sticky launcher
one of the few cases where the TF2 equivalent is more braindead
What's your opinion of surelock?
>>147994403
saved
thanks forraregremlin d.va
I'm pretty sure I have autism to care about achievements but does anyone else think they were really un-creative with most of them? The "kill 4 enemies with their ult" copy and paste is really retarded.
Some of them are actually good but then you see mei's and then you realized they just stopped trying at that point.
>>147994852
Normies actually sleep
>>147994634
You're not the only straight guy to directly fall for him without a trap-phase
>>147994852
>Game cant be that dead already.
It really is. But don't worry, it will spike back up for a few weeks after the next patch. and then die again. This is the cycle of every Blizzard game. When the Legion pre-patch hits live it will be dead for months.
>>147985526
McCree. One day I'll learn to aim as him
>>147993503
>If they're played more, it's because they're overpowered!
>>147994941
isn't there one winston one where you have to destroy like 20 turrets or traps without dying
how the fuck do you even do that
>>147994941
Considering 90% of them can be completed by communicating with a Zarya, yes they were lazy as fuck with them.
>>147994987
>t zenyatta
>>147994991
By boosting with a friend
>>147994987
Junkrat is the only exception imo
Do people hate free wins?
I'm really not a fan of the whole jumping around like a spastic retard. Is there any character I can play where I don't have to do this?
>>147995064
Whom are you quoting?
>>147994852
Console gamers dont like objective based shooters.
I dont think theyve even launched their Torbjorn nerf on consoles yet, so that might contribute.
>>147995086
no its essential to the game because you can dodge projectiles and hooks with it
>>147986431
>hook tracer with roadhog
>she clips through your body behind you
>shoots you in the back of the head with her pistols and then recalls
>"ROADHOG HOOK OP"
>>147995124
>t. newfag
>>147994074
Not enough bulge. They should have snuck the dick in there, nobody would have noticed except the people who were gonna jack off to it anyway.
>>147995163
Thats a yes right? OKAY!
>>147994914
he's got the mine that does no damage to him, 120 to the enemy and lets him run at the same time.
Honestly I'm waiting for a junkrat nerf and I like playing as him and have the most time as him
Just started playing three days ago. What am I doing right and what am I doing wrong?
Anyone watch zondalol?
Why does Chinese sound so funny? Always manages to make me laugh, as well as the voice acting from his game.
CHING CHANG CHONG CHINK
NI HAO
>>147995086
Jumping is bad though, it makes your movement predictable since there isnt much air strafing going on
so ive been playing a lot of roadhog to prepare for the inevitable race war but i can't seem to get hooks to work irl like they do ingame
is there some trick to it?
>>147984763
He's basically the ak47 from Cs:S. Crazy accurate at long range and shits damage like crazy
>>147995234
here
>>147995086
Bastion, Reinhardt and Roadhog
and Roadhog because his headshot hitbox is exposed wether you jump or not
also who Team /alsocrouches/ here
>>147995285
Not switching off symmetra when you lose the first point
Covering your name like 4chan is going to hack you
Skirmishing
Playing Zenyatta when your team doesn't have a Reinhardt and another support
>>147995285
>no genji playtime
>all that support
You're allowed to have fun you know.
>>147995331
Real life is 60 tick and the laws of physics prevent you from pulling people through walls/cars/time
>when your lucio ults 0.5 seconds after you died
not many things in this game piss me off as much as this
>>147994682
what reason is there to play competitive then?
its fun to play in a competitive format with stakes
>>147987668
he's still trying to get 1
>>147995421
zenyatta is easily one of the most fun heroes. that damage amp helps carry even the most useless of teams and you can shut down a phara by yourself.
i'm convinced 4chan just doesnt "get" him since he cant dive into the thick of things
>>147995285
>20 hours already
damn nigga take a break. i got the game 3 weeks ago and only have like 12 hours
>>147995504
>tell fat pig to not inhale his shit because i get my ult charge off it
>proceeds to sniff his drugs
>Q is up too late and he dies while im in the animation
>"YOU ULT NOW? NOW???"
kek
>when you get focused as the healer by the entire enemy team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
If humans can only see 24 FPS then why is real life 10^44 FPS? Seems like the universe is wasting a lot of GPU time rendering frames that can't even be displayed.
>>147995629
>zen
>shutting down pharah
kek. you die to a stiff breeze. we dont hover in line of sight for you to shoot 20 times and mercy heals us. stop being a shitter and lying about shutting down an actual good hero that shits on you. you feed us ult all fucking day. if you get 1 kill a game on us, thats fucking funny. and no, landing a hit and someone useful killing us doesnt count. fuck off shitter.
>waste not want not achievement gotten while using death blossom
what
>it's a retarded teammate doesn't use his ult once despite having it fully charged the entire game
WHY DO YOU PLAY THIS GAME
Has anyone made a showcase of all the golden guns yet?
I've seen a lot of videos claiming to showcase ALL golden guns but it seems like i'm the only one realizing that every skin also has their own golden guns.
>>147994914
>Explosives don't explode when shot
>>147995754
>Pharah shitter this insanely fanny flustured after someone implies the killed one of his brethren
Jesus this is pathetic
>>147995751
>Seems like the universe is wasting a lot of GPU time rendering frames that can't even be displayed.
Yes. This is known as "expansion of the universe". Heat expands. It's like dough.
>Be me at work at restaurant
>Someone calls
>It's a nice sounding woman with a Arab accent
>She calls for reservation for 4
>Ask for time and name
>Pharah
>Smile a bit inside
>Group of 4 comes
>Some Pakistani lady with 3 other Pakistani ladies
>No tip
Why can't Pharah be real
>we dont hover in line of sight
>phara
i'm sorry, phara is the egyptian one, were you thinking of dva maybe?she melts pretty fast too
>>147995636
D.vas that crouch are impossible to hit without autoaimed stuff or AoE
It's hilarious to get insta-ejected by 2 randoms only to win 1v2 in human form afterwards
>>147995973
>Be me at work at restaurant
Will you be my GF?
>>147995973
because no real egyptian would wear stupid eye makeup like that. absolutely haram.
>>147993325
>>147993580
Well I finished them.
7/3, 2 of the losses were mouthbreathers and 2 of the wins were koth
I did the koth matches when the bug was on, did my mmr tank b ecause of that or did it only calculate at the end?
>>147995751
>tfw transisters still measured in nm and not planck units
>tfw no 10^44hz CPU
why live
>Their Roadhog
>Getting a kill every 6 seconds
>Your Roadhog
>Giving their 76 an ult every 15 seconds and doing fuck all else
>>147995973
>tfw your youngest cousin looks exactly like pharah
>triple digit kill participation
>>147995353
D.. Does this show have any more scenes like >>147992640 ?
>>147996245
Whore her out to me and I'll let you watch famalam
>>147996237
Whenever I see these I just imagine that their roadhog is going against a bunch of idiots who can't dodge hooks and miss half their shots on his huge model while the moment your roadhog pops out of cover people are filling his head full of lead.
Maybe it's not your roadhog's fault, It's your guys fault for not being able to deal with the enemy one
>>147996065
positioning i guess then. I take a lot of nearly fatal shots but his shields recover absurdly fast so its no biggie.
obviously fucked if a reaper appears behind me but several things went wrong first to get to that point.
>>147996245
Have you fucked her yet?
>>147984197
>LUCI-Oh's
Wait, what. They edited it to say LUCIO-Oh's? For what purpose? It sounds way better without the added O.
>>147994936
rare non-gremlin hana
>>147996419
artist?
>>147996489
The pic looks a bit racist.
>>147995376
>I play sym on KotH maps and get 3 golds + potgbut seriously, I switch off her plenty mid-game
>You can never be too sure
>I don't skirmish. I alt-tab and browse. Why do you think I skirmish?
>Most of my Zen time is from when I first started and was trying to just learn basic shit. I don't play him much now.
>>147995421
I enjoy playing support.Take you healslut memes somewhere else.I have seriously been considering playing Genji though, but I don't get many opps to play damage.
>>147995687
Had the past 2 days off and I was having fun. I'm sure it'll taper off shortly now that I must resume work.
>>147995629
Listen, I enjoy playing Zen sincerely, but he is seriously underpowered right now. Either needs to hit/heal harder or have more survivability/manueverability.
>>147983498
>blowing your ult to secure one kill
>not saving it for team ult dumping on enemy Mercy rez party
Your own fault for being stupid.
>>147996505
No, the cousin.
>>147996191
does anyone know?
If I'm actually >60 I'd be fairly happy with myself.
>>147995754
It's perfectly possible to kill a Pharah as Zenyatta. Why are you so mad?
Lone Wolf
>awesome, but they'll increase the volume and hanzo isn't that great
Riverboat
>also awesome but i suck with mcree
Mariachi
>can finally play reaper without feeling like an edgelord
Sunyatta
>awesome skin but zen isn't that good
which one should I get?
>>147996393
The thing with zenyatta is his combination on no health and no mobility means how long you stay alive mostly depends on whether anyone on the other team cares about you enough to kill you. If they do there's not much you can do about it, several heroes (Tracer, Genji, 76, etc) can delete zenyatta in less than a second. You aren't reacting to a flank and surviving unless the flanker misses, and at decent mmr that happens less. As soon as you start getting effective enough to care about, you will have a Tracer etc delete you on spawn for the duration of the game.
King of the hill is trash and needs to be removed from the game.
junkrat is best rat
MIAGETA YOZORA NO HOSHITACHI NO HIKARI
INISHIE NO OMOI NEGAI GA JIDAI WO KOE
this is the hero that america needs
>>147989701
Mei
>>147996365
You're into some weird stuff anon
Have some fresh webm press
>>147997098
>>147997069
it's not trash but it's fucking annoying
it's a game mode to play when you're bored and you just want to fuck around, but you can't choose what game mode you want to play..
Goddamnit. I was sitting on people with Pharah, even went on a 13 kill streak and my Internet cut out. Fucking Charter. It's not my bill either.
>play ranked koth
>some complete shitter picks mccree
>he cannot aim at all, literally misses his fucking flashbang
>my entire team begs him to switch, he doesn't
>we get stomped because lol 5v6
>switch to mei and spend the rest of the game walling him off and doing nothing else
>he ragequits halfway through the third round
why is mei so based
>>147997132
haha fat jokes xD
>Enemy Genji made a macro so he can spam anime lyrics while he's ulting
I'm not surprised, I just wish it didn't happen in a comp game I lost.
When is picking Zenyatta ever a good choice?
Like at what point can you say "wow we're getting fucked. gotta bust out the zenyatta"
it never feels like he has any essential roles
>>147997335
>I was sitting on people with Pharah
lewd
>>147997427
Meant shitting.
Either way is pretty lewd desu
>>147997335
Did they give you Blizzardshekels for the ass worship
I wish I was Phara's dog so I could sniff her butt all day long.
>>147997516
when your team groups together without any of them moving away
this is bad in the current meta with reaper and zarya
>>147997576
sure
>>147997426
>t. assmad burgercuck
>>147996191
PLEASE RESPOND
>>147997516
when your team is far better and you want to win
same with every non-essential or team-carrying hero in this game
>>147997516
If Zarya ult shenanigans are happening too much and she gets comfortable I toss discord on her and try to plink from long range then transcendence when she does her sick donut steel + hanzo/reaper ult combo
>>147997642
But Transcendence heals 100 hp per second and makes it so they can't die. to reaper's ult.
>>147997576
>>147997689
Fags
Reminder that if you deal more than 33% of the team's damage as junkrat you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to type "demo takes skill" in all chat as soon as the commendation card comes up
>you will never hear Tracer moan as you slide a finger inside her tight little butthole
>>147997809
Yeah I denied a Reaper ult really well with Zenyatta once, but ult charge potential is lower than Reaper's
>>147997849
Tracer is MY boyfriend!
What the fuck does hit scan mean
Man not being able to pick what map you want in quick play fucking sucks.
I'm going back to TF2 so I at least get to choose what map I pla-
oh.
>>147997849
his*
Do you think D.Va likes eating cold spaghetti?
>take five-six losses to lose a rank
>gain it back with one win
>stuck at 56 forever
Do I just keep getting into unfavorable games or what the fuck is this shit
>>147997836
I do, quite a lot.
Even when I don't top damage
>>147997936
When you fire the damage registers the moment you clicked. Where as projectile, like Pharah's rockets, have travel time so you have to lead shots.
>>147998071
Forced 50%
Today's report on who I've been told I'm not allowed to play: Reaper. Then I got 42 kills, 6 deaths, and we won. thanks. I was told "we need a tank, pleb" by a tracer player.
>>147997576
I'm afraid I don't look nearly as good in a black catsuit.
>dropped from rank 60 to 50
How am I getting gold medal in healing as Roadhog?
>Playing overwatch
>dashing around the backline as tracer harassing their snipers and supports
>Enemy goes " I bet you were the kid in PE that would slide his hand through everyone's ass crack and say "credit card"
>Laugh so much I toss my pulse bomb and kill myself
Fuck I'm an idiot
>>147997926
>>147997969
But Tracer is a girl.
A girl with an incredibly tight vagina and anus.
>>147997330
It's trash.
>>147996685
>>147996938
i guess but i've played game after game where my team cannot fucking kill anything and i have to watch the payload move unmolested across the map. switching to zenyatta stops it in its tracks like 75% of the time (usually around choke points)
I wont look a buff horse in the mouth but this zen is useless meme has gotta stop.
>>147997936
It means that bullets are calculated as invisible lines rather than actual projectiles, if the lines intersects an object the "bullet" hits the object.
The "bullet" travels instantly and usually in a completely straight line.
>>147998221
you're feeding the enemy team ultimates and huffing gas every 6 seconds
>>147998164
Pretty sure my winrate is like 30% but I'm maintaining rank over about 40 games.
>>147998169
>we don't need a genji, t. widow
>he ups a mercy for not healing him halfway through the game
>carry his useless ass to the finish line
>gg ez
>our team tells him to shut the fuck up
>enemy team tells him he did nothing
>he's not there next gameI'm glad I stayed Genji.
>>147998309
So Roadhog is a stoner?
>>147998251
So is that a yes or a no?
>>147998473
>page 1
>>147989203
>Name: Capo
>tank class
>Omnic Crime Lord. Looks like a more buff Zenyatta wearing slacks, a white shirt, suspenders. sleeves are rolled up. Has built in brass knuckles.
>An Omnic who is a professional hitman and crime lord. Often works for Talon for pay. Despite what you may believe, he does not hate humans. Humans are worth a lot of money, and make great pawns.
>Weapon: the Tomnic Gun. An omnic powered Tommy gun. Its fully automatic, however it gets less accurate the longer you shoot. Use short controlled bursts.
>Shift Ability: Extortion Orb. Similar to zenyatta's discord orb, Extortion Orb steals from its target. Namely health. It causes all damage that the target takes to be returned to your team as health. You and your teammates can heal by targeting the extortion orb's victim.
>E ability: Henchman Orb. You can attach these orbs to teammates. you can only attach one at a time. They follow their target and shoot the enemy like small turret. Basically give your teammates more firepower. The henchman orb can be destroyed if shot, and it gets destroyed when the person its attached to dies.
>Ultimate: Orb Mob, simultaneously gives your entire team Henchmen Orbs.
The idea was that he would be a tank class but also be a bit of an engineer with his Henchman Orbs.
The Extortion Orb lets him be very aggressive, while also maintaining tanky health and healing, as well as supporting the team.
>>147995353
I honestlygot an immediate stiffy when I opened that.Guess I have something new to watch.Any other bulge scenes?
>>147989203
>Shift, the militant black American
>Offense hero
>Primary weapon is Kung-Fu
>Arm breaker: locks out individual enemy attacks for a short time
>The Ol' Pie in the Window Trick: Trap which places a body double under AI control to act as if it were a player but causes no damage
>Ult The Glow: Increases melee damage and defense for a short time
>>147988832
When he doesn't run out in front of the team and get his ass killed first in every rush usually.
>>147988550
wait, why does everyone hate genji so much?
He does alright
>playing comp
>stomp enemy team in absolutely every payload map
>play koth
>suddenly every team is fucking retarded and it feels like they're straight-up losing on purpose
Why?
>>147988550
bastion, played well, has almost 0 kills
>>147998424Hyperion#1287
>>147993971
Oh FUCK is that sum MERCEDES?! Source the crop hinders me from finding anything with reverse image search
>>147999314
THE GOAT IS SILENCED
>its a mercy ults and wins the game meta
>>147996505
splashbrush
>>147996191
I went 9/1 and got 57, I don't know what they fuck they calculate this shit with
>>147998257
>But Tracer is a girl.
Nuh uh!
Xe has an incredibly tight vagina and anus though and that's a fact!
>>147991090
>On defense
6 lucios, 3 on speed boost, 3 on healing.
Just let the match go forever. Or until they decide to nut up and pick better characters
Hello my name is JUNKRAT
I am going to be picked every single game, I will never ever push through chokepoints on attack. I'm popping ultimates like it's going out of fashion just to kill a single guy. I do 120 on direct hit with no reload time allowing me to nonstop spam everywhere. I've attached magnets to my traps with actual health that makes symmetra envious. I can throw mines used a quick nade in close quarters to finish off takes with my lack of aim.
Can't wait to see you ingame guys good luck have fun
Hello the names McREEEEEE
I am going to be picked once in a while to try and counter tracer. I will never do so and miss every flash bang. I'm popping ultimates and asking how it works afterwards. I do 70 damage on direct hits with a second interval. I've attached bullets to my boots to decrease my reload time. My alternate firing mode is actually a shotgun that can be used in close quarters that doesn't take aim. Can't wait to see you in game guys good luck and have fun.
anyone have the reaction image with all of windows faces surrounding tracer?
>first golden legendary thing
>its fucking gold
>>147996545
fucking how is this racist, its just eating food on her mecha
stop being a fucking crybaby
>>148005030
**she's just
i need to hit the bed
>>147983498
I'm a healslut and I won't even try to make excuses for that shit. I use it to make Reapers and such waste their ult.
>Use it before a party wipe ult comes out
You'll have it back in about 20~30s of not playing like a retard so who fucking cares, while their ults are on a 45~90s downtime unless they're in The Zone.
>Use it after a party-wipe ult comes out
Congrats you have your party completely up and fresh and they probably don't have a backup plan.
There's literally no real way to lose. Even if you just res one dude into a bad situation, a second chance could be all they needed and it's not a guarantee to backfire.
Put that shit on a longer cooldown. Make me actually have to think about it before I press Q, instead of going "well it's up and I may as well do it now because I fucking can".
I want to die
>Competitive match on Hanamura
>Oh boy! I quick lil' game and then off to bed
>Hell quickly begins
>Back and forth, back and forth
>My team performing admirably, as do the enemies
>End up 4-4, when suddenly
>Teammate fuckin' leaves
>We fight like Hell and keep it tied at 4-4 through the next round
>"SUDDEN DEATH"
>SHIT
>Luckily get the attacking coin flip
>Barely manage to scrape by, win on overtime, 5v6
>Match ends, congratulations all around with pubbies I've never met before and will likely never meet again
>LoadsaXP
>Rank screen
>Gain a centimeter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is the team of the person who left punished? It's such a ridiculous notion, I can't believe they thought this system was viable.