it's finally almost over edition
First for narci
This is NOW the MEDIEVIL general!
3rd for speedrunning "esports"
>>147974701
Even if he gets his teeth fixed and uses tons of make up + good lighting + photoshop he's still barely a 3.
At least he isn't fat I guess.
i'd react okay
The God Gamer Stigma
>>147975408
medievil made the mistake of not bieng a ps2 or gcn game
C U C K S
Post all things medievil!
>>147975570
kek
>>147975570
HE dabbin!
>>147975687
HassanChop
>>147975687
is that a japanese ogre
>>147975975
it's a pair of horns with a girl growing out of them
>>147975975
dumb loliposter
>>147975236
there's still one more RPG "speedrun" left
it isn't over until we see that disgusting man shut the stream off again
xst for trihex
>>147975687
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
TFW narci will be a solid 8/10 once her hair gets past shoulder length
save the animals
>>147976561
>>147975382
>>147975474
this is a speedgame thread why are you talking about people who don't speedgame?
>>147976440
gay
>>147976696
wens narci general?
>>147976923
it's called /v/
>>147976209
where abouts senpai?
where's my drink?
>50 min ff run
and we still get stuck with the snoozefest
>>147977452
>senpai
Really?
>>147977696
pls no bully ;_;
>>147977452
sorry, I'm actually from europe (XD)
>>147976561
can it grow that long?
>>147978039
nice teeth desu
please have the blacklivesmatter protesters storm sgdq and take over the stream. just this once.
Any info on bonus stream ?
>>147978517
Not happening
>>147978517
It's ded. Jews took our bonus stream.
>>147978039
bichphuongballz looks like he's like 40
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>2016
L M A O
M
A
O
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>>147977879
girl ????????
>>147975570
green kid think he slick... he dabbin!
i was out sucking dicks, how was tas block? are they going to whine about people said it was shit again?
>>147979069
it was even worse than last year somehow
>>147978517
>bonus stream
>GDQ staff can't collect a paycheck on it
ha haaaaaaaaaaaa good one pal
>Bizhawk doesn't run on linux
>>147978517
gdq died when the bonus stream died
>>147979069
some guy ate a hot pocket while TASbot beat two ROMhack Mario 3 levels
Then, TASbot played four games at once!
>>147979217
port it then. if you're on linux you know how to program, right?
>>147978984
we can pretend. I look girlier than most of the trannies at GDQ.
>>147978167
Why is he making this face?
tfw it's still not over
>>147979278
nah i just have linux because windows sucks
botnet etc
>>147979217
ummm.. it's open source so do it yourself and help hourglass resurrection actually go somewhere too while you're at it
almost time for metroid, cant contain myself
>is probably going to go over the 4 hour time
l O l
>>147978517
that sgdq when the bonus stream went on for like several days was the comfiest tb h
>>147979357
Not even me desu
>>147979536
LOL NICE XD
>>147979536
B L O W N
L
O
W
N
THE FUCK OUT
>>147979536
>the city of you
>slayer rn
[HEAVY BREATHING]
>this shit ends, instantly +8k viewers
L
U
L
PS: applause 4 times
L
E
L
>>147979639
>>147979689
>>147979771
>getting baited
>came back just in time to see our boi zoast BTFO everyone with his experience and consistency
fuckign BASED
>>147979779
no it isnt
>speedrunning FF games
>speedrunning games that have unskippable cutscenes
don't do this kudasai
arigatou
Important Speed Poll!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10709706
>>147979942
he's such a God Gamer
The Stigma he faces must be unbearable
>>147979941
>i was just pretending to be retarded
>>147979942
zoast is just a grind monkey, he's going to get destroyed by a truly skilled player like behemoth
You know, by saving lives in Africa they're artificially keeping the population at an accelerated unsustainable rate. Especially given that the population in Africa have no fucking idea how to manage their own resources.
So was Hook really the best run of this sgdq?
sumichu is C U T E
>type "is that an actual girl" in twitch chat
>get timed out
i dont even
bothered to drag myself out of bed for this. just so we're clear, Super Metroid is the only run that ever matters right?
>>147980225
The first time I saw cosmo he was pretty cool guy tier. How could he degenerate so fast?
>>147980169
it's not that they have no idea how to manage their resources, it's that they live in the fucking DESERT
shit hasn't grown there for BILLIONS of years, what makes them think that they will EVER get something to grow there? why don't they move somwhere else where you can GROW food?
such a difficult problem with a simple solution
>>147980327
John Numbers happened
>>147980225
Not Romscout, unfortunately.
>SMRPG
>>147980327
The Soylent Effect
>>147980327
eating and drinking nothing buy soylent for years, being in a toxic relationship, getting exposed publicly at NWC
>>147980225
>Ricelemic
>>147980208
it is if you're doctors without borders. that stupid kill save shit is like 25% of their donation
>>147980450
excuse me? lackattack and smrpg are both based
is lack gonna drop any of the 100 jumps?
>>147980363
It's not just a geographical issue.
>heart rate monitor for a fucking rpg game
top kek
>heartrate monitor
what a fucking twitch whore sellout
>>147980560
yes
i am exciting i didnt know its happening
>>147980363
You're actually retarded and Africa has so many natural resources that it stunted cultural development which was then exploited by greedy gringos at a later date.
>>147980582
where my
>going to bed as soon as metroid over
boys at
>>147980714
literally everyone
its 5 am send help
>>147980714
right here fampai
>>147980678
Yeah stupid whitey stole all the water
>>147980363
>such a difficult problem with a simple solution
yeah, re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
what fucking deaf cunt is doing the audio right now
>>147980805
re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
who dying in LN here
Why the fuck hasn't Sent taken a shower this entire time?
Just look at that grease on his hair. There's like a fucking gallon.
>thread about autistic gamers doing shit fast
>turns in to /pol/-tier terrible arguments
>>147980225
siglemic turned into a faggot
>>147980805
>re-colonialize the savages and force agriculture down their fucking throats
what makes them incapable of moving to another area of the globe in the past 3000 years
>pretty alright art
>on THE DIRTIEST BIT OF WOOD YOU COULD FIND
JESUS FUCK dude, sand it down, make it clean, coat it. who the fuck wants that rotting driftwood in their fucking house?
>no cap "incentive"
OY VEY GOY YOU WANT THAT SM64 DONT YOU
>>147980118
LOL no
>>147980642
i am also excite
we can be friends now, maybe more
this can't be real
THEY WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY
THAT WOULD BE TOO CRAZY
who is this girl?
are you fucking kiddings me
why even pretend like they're not gonna get the 200k now
can always count on "anonymous" after all
>binny
>simply
>punkation
>cheese
WHO, WHO, WHO and WHO? For 200k?
Sig rolling in his grave right now. LMAO
>implying there's any way that the amount won't be reached
inb4 tons of "anonymous" donations
>SM64 being locked away behind a 200k paywall
REV UP THOSE ANONYMOUS DONATORS
damn theyre going into full shill overdrive right now
>secret donation incentive
>its for mario 70 star race
Wow its fucking nothing.jpeg
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS TO PLAY MARIO 64
>>147981024
>jumping with y
now thats just disgusting twocat
>>147981071
Yeah he is rolling in his grave, and Puncayshun put him there.
Oy vey! Give us more shekels! That's a good goyim! No donation cap, keep that money rolling in!:^)
>>147981071
>not knowing THE binny
>biny vs puncayshun
FUCKING
FUND
IT
biny has been grinding 70star for MONTHS
>>147981024
t. grindmonkey
>$190,000 incentive for shitter mario 64
>anonymous donor, you're our only hope
>200k for SM64 ran by literal who's
lol
not like it matters, they'll reach it anyways
>ITS A FUCKING BRIT
STOP FUCKING STOP
>>147981093
i think you misunderstand how much people will lose their shit over a 70 star race
tbqh an anon already said this was gonna happen, i dont remember if it was on a v or vg thread tho
>200k paywall
>not even 120 star
Wanting another 200k, worst announcer. Metroid being a race. SadFrogMeme
I'm too excited about Mario 64 to complain about it being locked behind a paywall...
I want sleep...
CAN'T HAVE BOTH 2016 EVENTS FALLING SHORT OF WHAT THEY WERE IN 2015 BOYS
>>147981024
>angle down unbound
>>147981105
>>147981076
give scoop im playing other games
what is these obese fuck blabbering on about, god shut the fuck up
>>147981071
>not knowing about the mixed brews
>>147981105
>mario 64
>>147981061
Nigga what's this conspiracy. They're largely people donating their time. None of them have enough money to be like "Let's just anonymously donate 150k so we can do another run"
Anon donators are just that. People who didn't want their fucking name read on stream. some people don't like to hear "Hans Gruber has given us 1500 to kill the animals!"
>>147981169
i know nothing about speedruns and even I know cheese bro
ARE THEY REALLY HAVING THIS RICKY GERVAIS SPITTLE SOUNDING MOTHERFUCKER COMMENTATE THE SUPER METROID RACE?
>>147981124
>>147981136
Lmao. Who? Just another nobody that cant keep up with the old boys crew.
>farmer voiced faggot ruining my SM hype
>>147981245
If they break 2015's donation total, SM64 happens.
200k to go.
lol there's already been 20k "donated" since the announcement
>>147981286
shoo shoo get out of year jewyama
stupid goiym are gobbling this shit up
line uyama's pockets
>wrestler introductions
haha what
cage match when
>>147981318
>hype for a game run twice a year for 100 years and it's not even good
Zoast is going to win.
This is stupid. Exact same race as last year.
>>147981313
Nice bait retard, but in case someone really doesn't know, Binny's been around forever.
super metroid is super overrated
i'm sure it's a good speedgame but it's so boring to watch
Has this been the biggest shitshow of 2016?
>>147981173
>>147981213
>>147981260
>>147981301
>>147981318
>>147981403
Beats the rest of the shit that's run here
>>147981414
behemoth is there this time and grind monkeys will always lose to the truly skilled
Welp, you tinfoilers are fucked now, GDQ outsmarted you big. They literally prevented themselves from declining, ever. They just need to do something like this every time and you're screwed.
>>147981451
Oh, Anon. You so silly.
>>147981493
You don't even get skilled without being a grindmonkey.
>>147981493
>behemoth is there this time and grind monkeys will always lose to the truly skilled
Yeah but Zoast is a truly skilled grind monkey
Which one is behemoth?
WHO ARE THESE AUTISTIC MUMBLING FUCKS DOING "COMMENTARY"
WHAT THE FUCK, THE BIGGEST RUN OF THE EVENT GETS SHAFTED LIKE THIS?
AND TO TOP IT OFF WITH BOOTLEG JOHN OLIVER ON COMMENTARY? FUUUUUUCK
>>147981517
It's not set in stone though, but they're surely gesturing for it.
>pls help us pass this
>ricky gervais announcing donations during the metroid run
>paywalling a 70 star SM64 run by literal nobodies
is this the worst SGDQ YTDHOIYYYYYYYYYPE!
>>147981493
they're all perfectly capable of taking it, but zoast is really consistent
wait cfb is racing? why are the names wrong then?
>>147981451
do you think this guy is a virgin?
>magically make it past 1 mil mark
nice donations, "anonymous"
>It's a standup episode
if you aren't down to have biinny, the living meme for years, blow the fuck out of the inhale crew, then you are a complete faggot
>>147981617
those creepy ass contact lenses
>>147981617
why is she so perfect?
>>147981617
>tfw she loses a lot of her cuteness in HD
want normies out of speedrunning now
this is the last bastion for autistic degenerates OUT OUT NOW
The Choast is happening already
>>147981617
how much for suky suky?
sweetnumb will win screencap this SeemsGood
The bantz!
>Behemoth is bald
L
E
L
>>147981723
would still fuck
>>147981617
>le failed esports lady
>zebaes
christ that's not how you say it dude
zoast is toast already lmao
this god gamer worship circlejerk is disgusting
>>147981683
>implying something about him doesn't scream "pussy slayer"
How are they expecting to get 1/5 of the donations they got over several days in just a couple of hours?
Seems fuckin' dumb
THIS VOICE CRACKING SPUTTERING RETARD FAGGOT ON COMMENTARY
WHO DECIDED THIS? WHO LOOKED AT THIS AND SAID 'YES, THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I BELIEVE PEOPLE WILL ENJOY"
oatsngoats blowing everyone else the fuck out
Behemoth and Sweetnumb dying at Phantoon, OatsnGoats dies at Ridley, Zoast dies at Mother Brain.
Because these retards are too "cool" to play a marathon safe game, this run is an abysmal disappointment and no one saves or kills the animals and reddit gets upset.
these commentators, run just started i'm already
S L E E P I N G
L
E
E
P
I
N
G
>>147981968
the same way they meet every incentive
>>147981617
i want her to piss on me
Oats will win with the first sub 42 time, SCREENCAP THIS POST
Isn't skipping the bomb statue fight possible?
>behemoth paying tribute to his coal mining heritage by visiting 3 pits
>>147981968
don't worry """"""""""""""'anonymous""""""""""""""" will make it happen
>>147982075
only on pal
Who's gonna die at phantoon?
>>147981968
they already are going to
theyre holding SM64 hostage, its probably why they didnt accept it, as a backup
>>147981617
fuck yeah just finished 3 hour fap sesh and now its time to kick back with the vods. should i start with mario maker or pokemon blue
>>147982135
sweetnumb and zoast, behemoth dies at MB, oats is the only finish.
>behemoth somehow now behind sweetnumb
lmao
>>147982239
>splicemaster exposed
becheatmoth getting exposed live
>>147981738
Haha relax bro! Hey why not come hang out at the afterparty? I'll buy you a beer, dude.
>Behemoth dead last
m-m-m-m-muh grind monkeys!
absolutely disgusting early game what the heck
this kill/save animals meme needs to end
>behemoth
more like beflopmoth
right?
new WR calling it
>>147982239
>>147982316
>>147982368
It's just the beginning of the run. He can still come back!
>>147981968
Leave it to me
- Anonymous
ZOAST AND BEHEMOTH EXPOSED
OATS FOR LIFE
>choast
>>147982386
He's already made a tiny mistake, you can't do that for WR.
Zoast and Behemoth are OUT boys
Unless Oats and Sweetnumb die this run is a 2 man race.
>>147982067
>>147982019
both of these will come true at the same time in a schrodinger's run
I was about to make some jokes about Behemoth not being able to make that ball bomb jump but then I remembered my last play of metroid and how I struggled with those timings.
Shit's hard mang.
hi serg haven't watched gdq since mario maker
how the fuck did they get to 1m+ so fast?
did that anonymous guy donate 300k?
I just tuned in, is that cfb commentating on this run?
it's already over
oats won
>>147981815
that's Sweetnumb
>>147982540
no he's the one in the grey shirt
Calling it now: one of the bottom runners will die,
Is the behemoth the guy on the left? Not what I expected.
>>147982585
Yeah the fact that they're not sitting oats, sweet, behe, zoast pisses me off kinda.
just tuned in and looked at the donation total compared to last nght. i assume quite a lot of "anonymous" donations came in
>>147982768
what order are they in?
>>147982658
Yes.
>>147982658
>behemoth
>a weakling manlet
Seems fitting.
THANK YOU ANONYMOUS
>>147982813
Expected a lot more nerdy desu.
>>147982808
Behemoth, Oats, Sweet, Zoast
>two 1k anonymous donations
srg is pretty generous haha!
>>147982806
theyre holding a SM64 run hostage unless they get 200k donations
Thank you ***anonymous***
>two $1000 """"anonymous"""" donations in a row
Anonymous is rolling the dosh in
:')
>three $1000 """"anonymous"""" donations in a row
3 anonymous $1,000 donations in a row
Thanks, (((Anonymous))) !
Come on, we all knew Oats was going to win
>all 4 are alive and racing through the escape
>a wild Andy appears
>goes full spastic and kicks all 4 consoles to pieces
>Anonymous $150,000 donation
>anonymous
>Three one thousand dollar donations back to back
UYAMA
IS
GETTING
DESPERATE
Is this the site where that Anonymous guy posts? He's pretty generous!
Gee, this anonymous guy is rich
>>147982917
Yw!
glad to see anonymous donating the money they hacked from ISIS back to ISIS, pretty based of them
oats has almost a 50 second lead
ogre
>mentioning mother brain fight
I fucking HATED that fight. It was cool as fuck but hard as tranny balls.
Lmao it's fun to watch /srg/ go as salty as the dead sea when GDQ succeeds.
>>147982917
DELETE THIS
>>147982995
it's actually the 4chan pass money
OATS IS GOATS
guys anonymous is obviously the 4chan hacker and he hacked the banks to get all this money fucking duh
Hi fellow speedfriends!
Lets raise more money than before even though we will learn nothing from our previous mistakes and ban all criticism!
Sure glad anonymous is around.
>>147983072
are they typically hard?
mother brain isn't hard
>>147983072
>mother brain fight
>hard
nigger do you even know what the charge shot is?
Hot New Meme! Get Your Brand New Speed Memes While They're Hot!
apparently i keep donating $1000
>that lava spark
race is over
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have not watched the greatest SM runner of all, Lancun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx-xBuuOMNU
>everyone on le ebin "the video game nerds are donating thousands of dollars themselves to meet run incentives for some fucking reason"
Just think about this. why the fuck whould they dump THEIR money in? Specially since they too could just openly donate if they wanted to, which many of them did.
>>147983328
>tfw he didn't finihs his prime run
how is it possible to take one of the most anticipated runs and dull it down to this boring ass drivel
jesus christ fuck this event
>>147983306
chokesngoats can always surprise you, but this was a race that any of them could take it
>behemoth tho
>viewership still average numbers for the entirety of the event
>all these anonymous donations out of nowhere
Gee willickers
Oats is choking, he's missed 2 minor tricks in a row boys.
>>147983396
>metroid
>fun to watch
haHAA
Damn. I remember getting all these different weapons, becoming more and more powerful not only in stats but in visuals as well. Fucking loved that about this game.
>>147983135
show me the cat tits dude
>>147983526
same
donating for my favorite game of all time
let's kick cancer's butt together!
Who's that retard that said Behemoth would be good? He's getting destroyed.
oats lead down to about 27 seconds now
>>147983396
Yeah I thought at least the Super Metroid race would be good as usual.
But not even that is working out. At least I got the Jak & Daxter run which was the most I laughed in a bit over two weeks.
FUCKING DED. Predicted it wrong.
>>147981358
>they put sm64 under a paywall
holy shit uyama youve outdone yourself this year
poor cfb.....
SWEETNUM BTFO
DYING TO RIDLEY
>the city of sweetnumb
r i p
first death boys, whos next
>SWEETDUMB
KEKED
behemoth is next
ESPORTS
>Saltnumb
just sweet my numb up
>>147983231
EXPLOITABLE
>>147983656
they always do that because they run out of donations incentive towards the end
>>147983231
>>147983792
1. that's shit
2. nice reddit meme
>>147983792
What is this? Imgur?
any bets for next victim?
>>147983835
please rotate horned anime so I can imagine the tits appropriately dude
>>147983851
>>147983858
jokes on you, it wasn't a reddit meme when I saw it first
the way behemoth holds his controller makes me uncomfortable
>>147983851
reddit stole dickbutt
reddit does not come up with very much on its own
How that retard died? I was busy watching the good runner
>>147984038
he heard you existed
TIED UP BOYS
WE GOT OURSELVES A RACE
Choaksngoats blowing his entire lead as usual
>>147984038
ridley poked him with the tail
OATS IS CHOKING
One more mistake and he'll likely lose.
>>147984038
He touched Ridley's tail
>>147983821
its always an extra category or something though, i dont think theyve ever just excluded sm64 until the end
the incentive will get met 100%
oh shit, oats lead down to about 10 seconds
will behemoth be able to handle the exposure
ZOAST IS TOAST
CHOAST
THE
ZOAST
IS
TOAST
TOAST
W O W
KEKED
>zoast dead
putting it all on behemoth lads
ZOAST IS TOAST
>THE
>CITY
>OF
>ZOAST
>>147982653
CALLED IT
ZOAST
IS
TOAST
>>147984108
lmao
>ZOAST
L M A O
CAUGHT UP AND FLOPPED
ZOAST IS TOAST
>>147984110
>metroid runners
>attractive men who work out and take care of themselves
>every other game
>trannies and furries
>RIGHT SIDE BTFO EARLY
LIKE POTTERY
LOL grindmonkey got
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
Behemoth gonna clutch it via survival
ZOAST IS TOAST
ZOAST
IS
DEAD
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
What if Oats dies and Behemoth wins just by surviving despite playing worse than everyone?
That would be an interesting end.
rip ;_;
>mfw everyone dies and behemoth wins despite being last
>ALL PLAYERS DIE
>THE PERSON WHO DIED LAST WINS
PLEASE HAPPEN
fuck this gay earth, what the shit happened in 2015
The chokes are real
Hi guys, I think I should donate enough money to make sure they make as much as last year.
LOL
AND THIS RACE
IS
OVER
>>147984316
Inb4 slow steady and consistent wins
>>147984309
oats is a choke artist so this will more than likely happen
what's the rightmost guy doing with his fucking mouth?
>behemoth wins by everyone else dying
please dont let this happen
CALLING IT
OATS DIES MB2
BEHEMOTH WINS BY DEFAULT
>>147984352
do it mike, and use your real name too
>>147984352
Are you the "anonymous" we've been hearing so much about?
>yfw slow and steady wins this race because literally every other racer dies
>went to sleep
>830k
>woke up
>250k more
no, that's dumb.
How was the pokemon blue run? Fun? Or was the runner a non-commentating sperg.
And how was FFVI? I was hoping to wake up to catch it but I slept through my alarm.
>Zoast
>>147984379
is he saving it for mother brain
is this going to be his crowning choke
>>147984327
>Dickbutt spiked in 2014
What?
That's like a 2008 4chan meme.
>>147984396
I'd like it happen.
Open the truth up to the masses.
>>147984443
nice dude
>bob
>>147984436
Blue was pretty good
FF is FF
>>147984436
Pokemon blue okish. nothing of note really happened.
>save/kill have 120k+ each and 1k apart
yeah this surely is legit
>>147984406
>>147984426
No, just me.
I wonder how little MSF is going to make after sending checks to Uyama and his flock of morons.
>>147984521
exactly. I guess some meme-streamer picked it up or it made the l'edit frontpage?
theyre just fucking begging for donations as if their jobs rely on it..
wait.
>>147984574
>blob
>mfw the biggest incentive draw LITERALLY DOESN'T HAPPEN when everyone dies before the animals can be saved or not
>getting big metroid skip
oats finally going to be crowned king of super metroid after this
>>147984352
That you Uyama?
>>147984524
>truth
that speed is dead and now is the time for let's plays live?
Reminder that saving the animals introduces more chances for optimization and to fuck up, and therefore is the truest display of gaming skill.
>>147984574
he sure sounds like a fucking Bob
>oats not choking in the hotdog metroid room
breddy gud
what if someone gets a record pace run going andthey have to save the animals?
it's over
behemoth? more like has-beenhemoth
>>147984339
are they comparing receding hairlines
>actually wanting to save the animals
>People go to an event about beating games as fast as possible
>Want the runners to waste time saving animals
for what purpose?
>>147984656
I'm the king of metroid 3 though.
>>147984339
man goblin these photos are great
>>147984687
Nobody was close to record pace.
>>147984709
He got further in Super Metroid than Zoast and Sweetnumb!
OATS N CHOKE
MB2 time
will he do it? The king of all chokes?
AND DOWN HE GOES
IT'S ALL OVER
OUR BOY BEHEMOTH WINS
OUR LITERAL BOY
OATS AND CHOKES
ITS HAPPENING
NICE FUCKING RUN FAGGOTS
OATS DOWN
CHOKE
what the fuck
WHAT A JOKE
its happening
WOW
O
W
BECHEATMOTH WINS BY DOING NOTHING
Behemoth wins by default, Oats got hit by onion rings.
LOOOOOL
>>147984309
>>147984379
THE PROPHECY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPEND
HAHAHAHAHA
IT'S OVER IT'S OVER
THE RACE IS OVER.
L
M
A
O
this is terrible
IT HAPPENED
My sides
>>147984325
W E W
C H O K E
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
K E K
E
K
IF BEHEMOTH DIES BEFORE ESCAPE DO THEY REFUND THE MONEY?
FUCKING SHITTERS
please stop having smany races at gdq thanks
TWITTER IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE IF ONE MORE PERSON DIES
IT'S OVER
BEHEMOTH WON BY DEFAULT
>winning by default
>>147984740
Same reason people do 100% runs.
fucking choke
oh my god please die behemoth i really want this race to wipe
>When the dude in last wins the race
UNPRECENDENTED
Oh yes... everyone dies. Please
SPEED gaming
THIS FUCKING RACE
I WANT A WIPE
PLEASE let Behemoth die
I want to see a race where no one beats the game
>>147984870
It gets taken out of the charity and put into Mike Uyama's personal account.
Behemoth please die for the love of god. It would be memery the likes of this world has never seen.
>>147984772
>3 dead
yeah i figured but they have these twice a year
Please die. I want this incentive to not matter
>>147984309
>>147984379
MEME MAGIC
KEK IS WITH US
LITERALLY
LAUGHING
HYENA STATUS
GOOD SHIT
THATS IT RIGHT THERE
LMAAAAAAOOO
GOOD SHIT
G O O D
O
O
D
>behemoths sexy sculpted arms will never hold you at night
>five hundred thousand dollars to save or kill the animals
>no one finishes the game
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
DIE
>behemoth is a good 3 minutes behind yet will win by default
>the SM64 70 star donation will get 1.2 mil
>4 hour speedrun
is this the worst gdq ever
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
AND HE WAS GOING SO SLOW SWEETNUMB COULD PRACTICALLY HAVE CAUGHT UP IF HE RESTARTED WHEN HE DIED
DIE DIE DIE please
don't fuck up nigga. no pressure
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BEHEMOTH-SAMA TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>147984981
Holy shit, all the money put towards it not happening could kill GDQ.
please let him die and just cancel the race
I bet all my fucking money that this fuck is going to die and everyone is going to get cucked
Slow and steady wins the race!
>before the run
>these are TOP MEN
>these are fucking ANIMALS in human form
>these are world record holding, metroid destroying all 'round baaaaad motherfuckers
>3 of them die.
TRAIN FUCKING WRECK.
Please behe die before killing or saving the animals. It'll be the BEST thing ever if the BIGGEST incentive of the event isn't even reached.
>yfw the race ends with a wipe before they get to the animals
NO PRESSURE AT ALL
>>147984971
It would almost be better at this point if no one beat it.
It owuld make there be something memorable about SGDQ.
>>147984301
>>147984309
>>147984316
>>147984325
>>147984396
>>147984404
>>147984432
WE DID IT
JEB BUSH 2016
>>147984404
good call
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
>behemoth over 2 minutes behind
>>147984618
its an imgur thing now
>>147984281
One of them has an obvious belly though
>>147985090
summer games done slow and steady
HE DID IT LADS
OUR BOY BEHEMOTH
the truly skilled win once again
it's so much better when I don't have to hear about donations every 10 seconds
God dammit boys.
We were so close to the meme of the year.
Behemoth wins, finishing probably with like a 44:20.
>cheering for a let's play
Damn, this would've been the best GDQ ever if all 4 runners died
I can't help but wonder how bad it would have been if they all died.
>$300,000 just wasted
lel.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT ZUCKERBERG
I've never rooted on the space pirates/metroid before. It makes me VERY excited.
>>147985201
40:00 + 4:20
LET'S DO IT LADS
>>147985198
Meme Magic fails again at the last possible moment. Looking forward to this repeat in November.
I don't watch or play Metroid; are there any more real opportunities for behemoth to die?
>>147985201
He places consistently at 45min
Basically a practice run right now
>>147984747
>giving a reaction face to every death in this race
>cheering this loud for a 4th place speedrun
>>147985231
>bad
fuck, that would have been hilarious
>>147985106
>an imgur thing
how does that even work, isn't it just pic hosting?
>>147985265
No.
this whole event has been cringe af
They shouldve done something memy like 4 player 1 controller.
You're not going to insult your way into the credits screen.
>>147985280
post your splits
proves that trying to play games quickly is DUMB
just play at your own pace so you dont DIE
>>147985263
Yeah but we're fucked no matter what come November, so it doesn't really matter.
He could still die during the escape, guys.Trying to save the animals.
EAT SHIT SAVE FAGS
>animals already dead from starvation
>killing those ungrateful little shits
BASED
all those cucks donating for saving the animals BTFO
reminder super metroid is literally one of the most challenging and mechanically demanding speedrun games in existence
>>147985324
That was something last year or at AGHD 2016, where Zoast and Oats did 2 player 1 controller for a donation incentive and it was like a 50 minute run with the same route.
>>147985287
they have comments and a "culture"
>thank you for making this a speedrun
SHOTS FIRED
EVEN WHEN BEHEMOTH WINS THEY CAN'T STOP DISSING HIM
AND he gets to kill the animals
B A S E D
"Thank you for making this a speedrun"
O THAT SASS
>killing the animals
dumb
it was a let's play anyway
should've saved em
KILL EM ALL
>>147985418
2d games take 2/3rds the skill of 3d games though
>>147985287
its like mini reddit
43:03
>>147985439
alright, I don't think that I even want to know more.
>>147985280
>hating life this much
sad
>46:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFgyHx1elYg
Behemoth was slower than all 3 finishers from 2015. TOP LEL.
cfb could have won that race on a good day
>>147985313
Yep, and this ending just cemented it in shitiness with three fucking racers dying and the worst winning and still getting tons of applause. would have been hilarious though if all 4 died
>>147985465
they were dead from waiting too long
fun run, if only for oats showing us the killing choke
>>147985086
SLOW AND STEADY LADS
>a super metroid race will never get this close to wiping at a gdq event again
Jesus Christ, the size of Blobthegoldfish
holy shit the announcer guy is fat
>>147985287
it's worse than reddit actually
I think if Oats didn't die he would've finished at like 42:50 or so.
>announces the time
>crickets in the room
>time is said
>they bust out laughing
At least they all were aware of how bad it was
>FORTY SIX MINUTES
>FORTY FIVE SECONDS
>crowd is silent
lmao
I just got back. Why'd the other three stop?
>over a quarter of a million dollars donated to do absolutely nothing
what a travesty of a race
if oats hadn't died he would have gotten the WR
If I was behemoth, I would have taken a bathroom break and grabbed something to eat before coming back for a 1 hour finish, still getting the win.
>>147985513
>>147985532
post your splits
>>147985627
they ded yo
HOIP
>bigass baldspot on the top of Behemoth's head
>PAINFULLY CLOSE
>120k away
>literally more than 1/10th of what they've got.
>>147985627
They went too fast.
>>147985582
low 43 lad he was beasting up to ghost door and then started choking
>>147985627
they got put in their grind monkey place by behemoth
so is super mario rpg a good speedrun
Does FatHype McBritHuge even speed run?
Why is he always there?
>>147985418
>2d game
>challenging
lol
>>147983879
sorry i couldn't rotate it in the base ms paint and i wasnt interested in spending more than 3 minutes on it
>>147985641
THE MEMES
>>147985627
donation incentive
This is like winning the 100m because every other runner fell over in front of you.
>>147985681
impossible
>>147985627
Sweetnumb died on Ridley, Zoast died at Draygon trying to get a quick kill and stay a few seconds behind Oats, and Oats died at MB2 because Mother Brain was being a cunt.
>>147985658
im not a sandwich artist but I know when I want sweet onion sauce
god i want this fucking fat fuck to shut the his fucking shillhole up
>>147985405
underrated post desu
>>147985627
Sweetnumb missed a critical trick and said fuck it.
Zoast had to take a piss real bad and left.
Oatsngoats didn't dodge the red beam.
>>147985604
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Just proves that super mantroids can roll with a choke and laugh about shit runs.
D e e R F o r C e
>>147985658
>hurr i'd like 2 see u do beter!! xD
hate this meme
>>147985592
>>147985604
>>147985605
46:45 is slower than the fucking 2014 race with the old route.
>>147985698
So what's your PB?
>>147985703
I understand horned anime
D e e R F o r C e
>>147985731
>That anatomy
Well that's ruined.
>>147985687
>3 hour game
>speedrun
>jrpg
you tell me
fuck why is samus so hot
>>147985692
>FatHype McBritHuge
lol
>>147985692
He literally can't leave
>Doctors Without Forklifts
Okay, get ready for massive 'donation' waves.
Got to hit as much as last cuck done quick!
How many $K off from last GDQ will they get to?: Over/under 4.5
I'm at under since I think they're that dumb.
>>147985731
what happened to the crotch
>some dude in the crowd wolf whistles
THE ABSOLOUTE MADMAN
>>147985153
i fail to see the issue here.
guys 2 and 4 are super qt, 2 could have my bussy any day desu!
didn't know annemunition was into speedrunning
>stupid faggot shilling his discord talks right over deerforce
why even have these events anymore bros?
inventor of the new route wins the race
i guess it's just right
>>147985864
banned
There's a girl on screen, get your dicks out v
>smrpg and thats it
well this sucked
>>147985769
>tfw it's still faster than any time you'd ever get
uh i thought metroid was a robot is it actually a girl
>>147985885
>didn't hear the entire crowd yelling deeforce
stfu retard
>>147985864
AGDQancelled
did these fucks just cut out before we can see the time
>>147985513
are you literally retarded only 2 people finished last year next time watch your own video fucking moron
Is that ANOTHER tranny?
>>147985930
here's your (you)
>>147985920
sm64 after smrpg if they manage to sellout hard enough to beat last years donation total
>>147985865
1, 2 and 4 are top qt
3 would probably be good too if he had hair.
Shame about this ESPORTS shit. I want to hear the runner bants about those shit runs.
>>147985930
metroid is the robot, samus controls the robot
inb4 notch donation for 50k dollars or the yetee donating 25k at the last minute or some stupid shit.
>>147985885
>he missed it
get your hearing checked
>>147986064
Notch said twitch is never getting a cent from him ever again.
>>147985346
Jeb Bush is the reason why florida is such a shithole now
>>147986037
Oats and Zoast I know work out semi-regularly, and I think Sweetnumb goes to the gym with Oats.
Dunno about Behemoth, but he's foreign, so he's got that going for him.
They're going to need at least 10 anonymous donations of 10,000 to actually get to the mark after that travesty and during the upcoming snorefest.
>>147986037
heres him with hair
no idea why he shaved it
>>147986139
I'll donate 200,000 if we can change the run toC R Y S T A L I S
>>147986037
1 could be cute if he had more chin strap and less i-haven't-shaved-all-of-SGDQ i guess. also he looks like he could pick me up and fuck me against the wall. 2 is still daddy though
>>147985513
>all three
>three
>>147986109
What happened there?
>>147986161
He looks better bald desu.
It's better to shave it off than to try and pull off a receding hairline.
>>147985865
2 is the only qt there, but he's qt enough to make up for everyone elseespecially if that little belly of his got bigger
>>147986016
>HURR JOKES ARE BAIT
fuck off back to Readit
>>147986139
they're fucking doing it no matter what you say
you can't stop anonymous
>>147986161
wasn't his hairline receding badly though?
>>147986134
>gym and super metroid buddies
no homo
>>147986134
behemoth obviously works out look at his arms
>>147986210
He's mad about Twitch officially embracing their platform as a camwhore hotspot and introducing the same token payment options
>>147986210
he doesn't like that they went cam girly with the bits stuff
>Slow and steady wins the race
This is a sign! Trump CONFIRMED to quit out next week and Jeb Bush gets the nomination
>>147986223
It was either an unfunny joke or bad bait. I flipped a coin.
>>147986161
Have you seen a guy who is going bald try to keep what little hair he has left and claim that he's not going bald?
At best you just look like someone who's mostly bald with little bits of hair on the side like some dark ages monk. At worst you look like you've literally glued dead hair on top your head.
Better to shave it fully off and embrace the baldness, or at least to make it easier to wear a wig.
>Beardstroke O'Readinchat is back
I'm out, expect to see some quality Anon donations to shore up the total.
>>147986228
this is probably the best post on 4chan rn
>>147986281
>>147986285
seem like legitimate complaints
>>147986216
nobody looks better bald honey
>>147986201
>run changed to crystalis
>the only person available to run it is dragondarch
Do you really want that, anon?
>>147986281
>>147986285
so this was like a week ago then? rip witwix's income, he always gave that guy like 500+ dollars per stream
>>147986134
what the hell my gut looks like theirs and i just play games and drink
all four of them look great compared to most of these spergs though
>>147986397
thanks that's just what I needed, i'm finished now
>>147986340
I didn't find it funny either, but too many newfags keep calling shit like that "bait" and it just ruffles my feathers a bit
Can someone tell me who the annoying Britbong voice belongs to and how he's connected to speedrunning?
>>147986397
Butterface with thinning hair
>>147986281
>>147986285
It's literally been like that since day 1 with subscriptions though, I don't see why he'd be mad after like 6 years for no reason. That seems like a shitty reason. I don't support twitch either but suddenly deciding I don't like what they've been doing for half a decade isn't the reason I don't. I don't because twitch literally ignores their own rules if it makes them money.
>>147986397
He's so happy ;_;
Le epic cuck man NotLikeThis
>>147986397
face a little too hillbilly-ish but would tots bang
>>147986409
I also enjoy Hero Core, so sure.
goblin is such a faggot
>>147986397
this is actually a pretty good pic, he legitimately looks happy
>>147986397
D A D D Y
A
D
D
Y
AND HE HAS AN ACCENT...
>>147986208
>and less i-haven't-shaved-all-of-SGDQ
He was busy fighting to survive, in a foreign land without law or order. Hunted by degenerates and edobeaner.
An entire week in the serengeti of SGDQ. I'm surprised he made it to the run on time.
bruh
>>147986397
cheeky
someone call someone, there's a stroke going on right now
>>147986109
>>147986281
>>147986285
but twitch doesn't get any money if you donate via paypal does it?
>>147986457
bobthegoldfish. He was some non-runner at AGDQ2014, who everyone kept calling orange shirt guy cause blueglass wasn't on cam because he was banned from the stream room. He got memed to the announcer platform, and was also the runner of that faggot AGDQ monitor stupidity, so that's why he keeps getting on the mic. I think he runs some novelty meme games that have no competition.
>>147986551
delet this
>>147986409
PJ is there
He's good, too. GDQ shill, but good commentary/runner. Not a choker, either.
>>147986451
I feel you
somebody help him
hes literally become a shitty twitch face
>>147980001
Oh please, there aren't that many cutscenes in a FF speedrun.
Did he realize stiv is fucking his wife right now?
>>147986528
>>147986397
Is behemoth British? I thought he was Swedish.
>>147986397
That has to feel so fucking good, even witht he shit time.
>>147986397
>when your run's shit but they're still cheering
Metroid's the highlight of this event even when everyone chokes.
>>147986593
nah, fuck his big bang theory-like commentaries in marathons.
>>147986397
>imagine Behemoth making this face as you walk down the aisle in a givenchy wedding dress, he starts crying and your dick hardens beneath the silken panties he has you wear everywhere you go
>>147986584
wasn't GDQMonitor Matty's meme?
>EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT
>WE HAVE TO INTERVIEW OUR *AUDIO CREW*
dude
>>147986551
goblin could never even beat that run lmno
>>147986678
yeah but the britfuck created it and ran the twitter and notepad. matty just kept it there for like 3 GDQs before people got sick of it.
>>147986678
>>147986584
Tbh this is why 4chan nerds are stupid, they cant even get their info right, Yeah Monitor is a matty meme
>>147986740
>gif
get the fuck out of here
high bitrate webm or nothing
>>147986740
delete this
>>147986740
spoiler that shit
I'm literally in love, he's my new bf
>>147986740
not gay but this is pretty hot
Keep in mind that Behemoth wasn't going to go to SGDQ simply because he couldn't afford the trip, and the SM community ran a fundraiser drive to get him to come over for the whole event.
This is probably going to be one of the best times in his life, hanging out with people he's only known online and via Skype calls or whatever, just chilling at the hotel, eating fat, greasy, delicious American food, and just enjoying the moment.
>>147986669
Sounds pretty sick senpai, seems like you weren't bullied enough in elementary
>>147986779
it's old and I don't know the source
>>147986740
okay
>have epic level shit tier audio/video production
>hire/conscript volunteer audio/video techs
>they're shit too
>interview them and fellate them on camera for hours at the end of every marathon for a year and a half
>>147986740anyone able to read that link?
>>147986740
source
>>147986848
>not gay
>>147986740
>>147986691
>>147986710
>when u cant cut the hour but you stick around anyway
why are there so many gays in this thread?
>>147986581
twitch sponsored the marathon
>>147986868
And half of the fake donations are "shout outs to the crew behind the scenes making this so great!"
Behemoth should have suicided into MB3 just for the lel of having no finisher.
>>147986886
Yeah I can, what do you want?
>>147986848
Handsfree ejacs are pure eroticism no matter what you are
>>147986886
>>147986910
lollibone on tumblr
pantied cocks are hot.
Also GDQ is the cancer of the millennials who weren't told no
>>147986581
they're banning out-of-twitch donation sites, i'm sure. Why would they let someone get money that they could be taking half of?
why did they wait until the end to show all the hotties?
>>147986848
>not gay but
What is things a straight person has never said? Alex
>>147986974
Men has the superior gender and is made for sex. Fat filled tits and roast vag doesn't compare.
>>147986691
>>147986608
>>147986551
How has this guy been related to speedrunning since 2013?
>>147986917
>enjoying a penis is gay
>>147987008
he's too pure to meme like that
>>147987083
super metroid is the only game that matters in these shitty marathons
Whoa a monitor with no hands
>>147986974
>wanting a succubi to sap your speedjuice and leech your speedenergy
>>147986974
Females are sub-optimal speedrunners, it's only natural for the better speedrunners to group together.
>half the crowd disappears
Reminder that people stayed up/woke up specifically to watch the trainwreck that was super metroid.
>>147987119
anime shota aren't real and real shota is fucking illegal
>Who's ready for some super jumps
Fuck I forgot that's all the run is gonna be
>>147987061
much obliged, bud.
you are not wrong.
>our boi on the scene
THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE STREAMING BIG
>ywn play super nintendo with skybilz
Honestly, when the fuck is Caleb going to nut in/on/around my bussy? I've been waiting years.
Whoa, wasn't expecting Caleb to be in the background or with the commentary crew for the SMRPG run.
>>147987120
speaking as a straight guy, penises are pretty terrible
>>147986852
happy for him desu
>>147987279
I can do it instead if you want.
>>147987253
you forgot that real shotas are nothing like your animes, they are fucking foul.
the audience cheering for this anonymous shit at this point feels like a cult
>ending with 3 hour Mario RPG
God damn. I love Mario RPG but fuuuuuuck off. That's not interesting to watch.
>>147986852
fuck, he probably spent the whole week with the super metroid bois, chilling and practicing
I'm jealous
whoa a qt runner
anyone have a larger pic of him?
>>147987279
He's not even that cute, please get some standards.
why the fuck is caleb on the couch?
why the fuck is iateyourpie on the couch?
why the fuck is this a captcha?
>week of total fucking degenerates
>keep the normal runners to the very end
Are they so rare in speedrunning they have to be rationed like that?
Who is the skellington wearing a tank top who probably thinks he's buff?
>>147987489
>caleb
>normal
>>147987473
idk caleb but pie attempted to run it so he probably thinks he knows what hes talking about
Not gonna lie, people going "WHAAAAA!" is one of the better memes that are happened there. Worst was the year everyone was yelling "HYYYYYPE" every 7 seconds.
>>147987253
>real shota is fucking illegal
For now.
Cultural marxism will destroy western society but at least we'll get to fuck cute little boys and girls eventually as we speedrun and cuddle together all day.
hoip
>>147985885
>Guys they said Deerforce x)))))))
Fuck off you literal autist holy shit.
>>147987574
why did I think that this was goatse from the thumbnail
>>147987540
>Pie
>run SM64
Pie just did memeruns with his friends.
Does he even speedrun anymore? I thought he was just playing runescape like the degenerate he is.
He'll never streambig at this rate.
>>147987510
um, that's our boi????
>>147987548
No it most certainly isn't.
>>147987532
>>147987540
They seem to have told him to at least put on a shirt. Must be pretty pissed since now the other dude is wearing a sleeveless and nobody is 'mirin him.
Why are only autistic games speedrun. Why doesn't anyone speedrun something cool like Ghost Recon, or Gran Turismo
>>147987540
caleb runs it extremely poorly
pie ran a meme category
both suck at speedrunning in general and are nothing but twitchbux whores and don't belong at a GDQ
at least cyghfer is there
>>147987473
The only reason why I'm not 100% surprised to see Caleb on the couch is because he only picked up SMRPG speedrunning a few months ago and has gotten pretty decent at it as of late.
>SM64 is after this 3 hour run
>maybe
ok
>>147987602
watch your tone faggot you're speaking to an oldboi here
>>147987729
why is his peepee censored
what happen to caleb and his gf
>>147987680
thats the Mega Man X2 Console World Record holder youre talking about there
>>147987808
>pie's hairy chest and legs
yum~
This shit is driving me to play runescape
>>147987808
why is markiplier there
>>147987808
>>147987680
nah fuck cyghfer. the literal embodiment of feeling above it all.
>>147987808
caleb about to smash that nerd in the gay red jeans
So like, why is the speedrunning community is filled with trannies?
>>147987808
4 actual speedrunners (1 retired)
and caleb and pie
>>147987797
they got into an argument over who took care of their dog and she called the cops on him so they broke up when he punched their couch
>>147987808
why is cyghfer so /fa/ bros?
>>147987680
pie beat cyghfer's any% time you dingus
>>147988009
lmao
he's such a fake-tough psychopath
>>147987808
Is cyghfer always wearing the same pants or does he buys them all in that color nowHe's dreamy regardless desu
>>147988081
cassie get >>>/out/
>>147987808
>cyghfer's shitty little meme goatee
i saw this so you all have to as well
>>147987958
>2 homestuck fans at the GDQ, one of which was a runner
kek
>>147988169
thanks senpai, just what I needed
>>147988169
a 3/10 doesn't really bother me
>>147987552
tbqh senpai, Pedos have it kinda rough. We've already established that people can't really control what turns them on. Imagine being super fucking turned on by kids. How fucking scary must that be? There are almost no places you can go, Lots of Psychiatrists tell you to fuck off, At least beta fags can have hope that maybe they get some pity sex in their 30s. As a Pedo you know that ever acting upon your impulses will fuck your life up for good.
You can't ask ANYBODY for help, you'd be instatnly shunned. if it ever comes out you likely have to leave your neighbourhood.
>>147987808
I wish I had a strong hairline
>all those pie subscribers in the chat
disgusting tbqh
>>147988169
those are some noticeably chapped lips
Doesn't GDQ usually end on Sunday?
Saturday night is bound to have a bonus stream, right?
>>147988169
at least pull the choker tight dumb dumb
>>147988310
word
>>147988383
I've always remembered it starting in Sunday and ending Saturday night/Sunday morning.
>>147988383
Unlock the bonus stream when we hit the two million total!
>>147988297
it's not like I need anyone other than my hand anyways, hentai is good enough.
>>147988297
surely pedofucks can find something else to be turned on by
like another fetish or something idk
hell I jack off to 2D and 3D and camwhores and twinks and qt transgirls and all kinds of footjob shit etc.
no excuse
>>147988169
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
>>147988486
I'll get my friend anonymous on it
>>147988383
>bonus stream
those are gone forever, anon
>>147988383
>bonus stream
>2016
>>147988383
you can have an hour of mario if you get those donations in goy! hoip!>tfw GDQ will never let people stream on the GDQ account for the bonus stream again
>tfw the bonus stream used to last two days
>>147988383
You want Bonus Stream?
Fork over the dosh. NOWWWW
>>147988360
you know how some streamers joke that to follow them you should go to twitch dot tv slash iateyourpie slash subscribe?
some retards actually go through with it
The reason there's no bonus stream is because they hire these companies to do all the video and audio setup now, and it would cost tens of thousands to hire them for 2 extra days.
>>147988532
reminder that chibi has a big ol mondo dong
>>147988594
im sorry i cant wrap my head around what youre saying
>countdown doing all the commentary while pie sits there like a retard trying and failing to contribute
kek
>>147988718
he said "you know how some people say "to follow me, click this link! (link leads to their SUBSCRIBE PAGE instead)"
Well, some retards actually go through with it
>>147988310
>tfw your dad, his uncle, and my gramps all balded in their late 20s
I'm 21, and it's already terrible
>>147988674
i dont give a shit about their image and standard of quality
i want meme runs
>>147988806
>Countdown actually has to coach Pie on commentary
>now what comes heeere pie
>s-some enemies
>that's good pie
Wow, almost 300 thousand dollars in 5 hours. That's very good!
>>147988297
it is gonna be weird when pedophiles become the next discriminated minority that progressives defend
>>147988883
just shave it off homo
>>147979579
Kreygasm
What a marathon it's been
>>147987808
Q
T
RUNNER!
>>147988883
un-fucking-real
>>147988949
Anonymous is just a very kind and generous person.
>>147988883
it really doesn't matter how you look since you're a weeb
>>147988575
>gdq will never have big plays ever again
behemoth's tortoise% was close, but it's just not the same
>>147988883
>tfw 25
>tfw five-head
>tfw extremely receded hairline
No one in my family balds but all us males have impossible to pull off receded hairlines. I really want to just shave it but I doubt it would make me look any better
>boring run
>no good streams on
>>147989045
what if he looks like anime
>>147989002
who swore and apologized?
>>147989002
>Attention whore in audience
Caleb.
god i love super mario rpg
truly the best interpretation of the mario universe
>>147989002
>This boss is really hard ;)
i hate this fucking humor. i get it, you're doing broken things in the game, but i don't need you sarcastically talking about what you're doing as if it normal while winking at the camera
>>147989148
Bonesaw
>>147989148
Bonesaw did, twice.
you really should watch the Jak & Daxter run when you get the chance, it's one of the best runs this gdq, if not the best.
>>147989159
When's ESA
>>147989002
>greetings from germany
>Free space
I love it.
>tfwyou will never deflower torje's 16yo boypussy at agdq
>>147989343
>tfw another year without Adam AK
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
Jesus Even Weebs are better than this.
YoU, anonYmous, Are the Most importAnt donor in the world.
>>147989289
i just can't stand bonesaw and pcull most of the time
>>147989331
Is that Cave"I would really prefer if you would be quiet"Man?
>>147989429
Adam's too busy being my sexual manservant to leave
>>147988864
no, not their page, literally pie's page and people who aren't pie say it. it's some kind of speed meme I guess.
>>147989386
???????????????
wat
>>147989512
no that's kenny omega as you can tell by his t-shirt
>>147989562
adamAK "47" is going to find you
>>147989429
hmm
>>147989595
it's a collective meme so not speed related
>>147989512
yes that is cave "literally streaming from a windows 95 computer" man
>>147989331
I'd let him pound me hard
no homo
>>147989595
Ah, my mistake, I wasn't even familiar with iateyourpie, thanks for clearing it up
>>147989331
is he voguing?
>>147988718
Watch this run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPnobTZfnfU
anyone else excited for another appearance of coolmatty merckle's enormous rear live on camera
>>147989667
I wonder if Big Jon pays what a normal sized man would for a plane ticket. Hell, me, my wife and her son probably weigh as much as big jon all together and probably pay 3x the price he has to
>>147988297
How is their life any worse than any other virgin's?
>>147988508
That's another thing. In some fucking countries you can get in trouble for fucking drawings.
>hurr durr lets not give them an outlet and if they fuck up put them in a prison with only men for 10 years and see what happens when they get out :^)
>>147988509
I dunno. I think it's ok to be attracted to children, since evolutionary you're programmed to like anything that's starting to grow tits. But morally you shouldn't touch anything under 16 or so.
>>147988509
I dunno man. If that's like THE thing for you, it can be pretty consuming I think. Specially since people like to dress their kids up all cute and whatnot. But I'm withya on the "you should be bigger than your base instincts" I'm just kinda sad that there is barely any outlet there to get help.
It's specially rough when you're on facebook and every so often see seemingly normal people write shit like "If I ever see one of these pedos I'm gonna drag him behind my car by his balls untill they fall off and then I'll cut his dick for good measure and force him to eat it while cutting "PEDO" into his forehead with rusty, dull knife" -250 people like this.
wtf man.
>>147988954
I think they need defending. Not the "oh it's ok to like what you like go ahead and try to find a 7 year old that loves you back" but in the "people should be made aware that lots of these people can't help how they feel and should get all the help they can possibly get to overcome these urges"
Funnily enough, evolutionary speaking it's probably more "normal" for an adult to want to fuck an underage girl that's just hitting puberty than for two guys to be gay. But for gayness people have now arrived at the conclusion that it's not an illness and not something to be "cured"
>only 100k for super mario 64
>There's 3 more hours of this
>>147990101
did anyone tell the viewers about this service called Youtube where they can watch 70 star speedruns all they want?
>>147990213
>>147990213
i know right? i fucking love this
>>147989938
Other virgins can enjoy online porn. If you look for the porn you want to fap too you can go to jail
other virgins can at least be beta fags and become man-servants (also known as friend zoned) for woman always hoping that playing yes-man for her will eventually reward you with pussy (it will not though)
if you try to befriend kids you're likely gonna get in trouble.
As a normal virgin you can get a prostitute. as a normal virgin you can talk to people about girls you'd fuck. as a normal virgin if your sexual orientation gets known you don't have to fear for your fucking life.
>>147989958
I'd fuck a 14 year old. I've already gotten with a 16 year old slut, so why not?
ummm guys
isn't SGDQ in minneapolis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLa6ySs_lv4
they're firing shit at the crowd
>>147990213
this is pretty entertaining though. Good commentary, runner isn't choking, lighthearted.
It's still not fast, but it's better than super metroid for the 50th time where runners still fucking die, or RNG pokemon.
>>147989667
The whole degenerate crew is going :^)
>>147983357
the implication is that the money is not real in the first place
FREEBIE BOIS
>>147990441
back to /pol/ we're discussing games run optimally
someone make a new thread!
>>147990439
for me it'll depends on the 14 year old. It's legal where I life (but not socially acceptable) Over the years I have known some teens who are quite mature and aware and some 20 year olds who where basically just tall kids. So if I feel like the girl knows what she's getting into I'd say "why not". if I have to manipulate her, I'm out.
new bread, bump limit reached
>>147990227
>>147990404
>Other virgins can enjoy online porn. If you look for the porn you want to fap too you can go to jail
Tough luck. No one had online porn 30 years ago.
>other virgins can at least be beta fags and become man-servants (also known as friend zoned) for woman always hoping that playing yes-man for her will eventually reward you with pussy (it will not though)
>As a normal virgin you can get a prostitute
And yet I do neither of these, because not having sex isn't some disaster.
>as a normal virgin if your sexual orientation gets known you don't have to fear for your fucking life.
Why would they be talking about their attraction to kids? I don't tell anyone about my weird fetishes.
I agree with you, I feel bad for pedos who didn't choose to be that way and don't act on it, but I see how it's so God damn tragic that they'll never get to fuck the people they're attracted to. I never get to do that either.
Boy, coolfatty sure was quick to shut down the anonymous donor claims over on reddit...
>>147990540
That's even worse. we had a LOT of anon donations and the totals are up in the open with a live counter. So if after the event MSF comes out and says "Yo, thanks for the money, but your total counter said 1.25mil and you gave us 800k. What happened there?" GDQ would be in DEEP shit to explain that one.
And they don't even get anything for the incentive runs. There is literally no reason to make up these donations. It would only get them into trouble one way or another.
>>147990881
link?
>>147991004
people fake donations all the fucking time.
it wouldn't surprise me GDQ doesn't pull in those kind of numbers at all.
pie is really not fit for shots and a tank top
why does he wear them
Pie is so autistic
>>147987552
>sexology
>>147991390
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4s3gvv/4_hours_to_raise_250000/d5671i2
why does gdq always close out with boring ass seventy hour rpgs?
>>147993070
Final gambit to get petty cash.
SMRPG just put /srg/ to sleep.
Good nyaight.
did someone hear the retarded on the couch farting? He made a fart sound with his mouth to hide it and then asked sorry