Up next: tasbot edition
>>147950894
that's protomagicalgirl, she is a magical girl
>Transbot block hoiyp
Is the guy on the chair wearing stockings and hotpants?
Girl (Male)
Is that a tranny on the right?
Time for TAS Bot~!
So snuggy~! :3c
Please don't have a "how to make a TAS" segment again
i miss memes
>>147951061
yes
>>147950894
Oh my god, that's clearly not a guy you privileged cisgendered problematic transophic bigot rapist sealion concern troll fat shaming ableist shitlord!
AND THEN I CUM ON THE WHEEL
DRIVING AND SPEED AND IM
>>147951247
I thought I told you to stop taking pictures of my husband
I don't mind you being a tranny, just don't ever talk ever and don't wear slutty shit.
That's it I will donate 50 dollars for every tranny that appears on AGDQ 2017. How poor I will end up srg?
on some level I understand and empathize with people who have gender dysphoria but why would you wear hotpants and stockings when you look like that?
Like, okay you're a girl, but girl you aint pulling off that outfit.
it's like a flat girl trying to show cleavage or a fat girl wearing yoga pants that say "juicy" on the ass
why is the banner/badge art always shit?
What can we do to make AGDQ good and fun again?
This is gonna be the Fifth (5th) time this ugly fucking tranny gets a segment.
Why the fuck is this allowed?
the fuck is that right thing wearing on its legs
Why is this degenerate on my screen
>>147951405
dumb loliposter
yet another cross dresser
fuck this community
>>147951152
>>147951404
You know I was joking at first but upon closer inspection this actually is a tranny. Like he's wearing make-up.
Holy shit. That's the lowest effort one I've seen so far. Who even thinks it's acceptable to wear lingerie in public, male or female?
Just goes to show how that's a degenerate fetish
where are all these trannies coming from any why now
WHAT IS THAT GUY WEARING?
fucking disgusting
What the fuck is that outfit?
Isn't this supposed to be for kids?
Prototranny is back!
oh look, its the tranny on his one hundreth appearance of the marathon
I thought we had enough trannies yesterday
>>147951553
>ProtoMagicalGirl
Why does this shit have to be so "progressive"?
In 200 years, historians will watch this video and think "What the fuck were these retards doing 200 years ago? Why didn't they beat the shit out of that fag?"
>>147951584
why would you do that to yourself
What is he even doing there? Did he contribute to the TAS?
This lineup is fucking great. Can't wait.
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/schedule
>games don't like it when you do two things at once
Like being a man and wearing hotpants?
>TASbot on emulator
its that time ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>147951584
why would he bother with saying he's a girl?
by what definition is he a girl?
>tranny literally just sitting there for camera silently
>also dat manspread
you'd think someone would take him aside and tell him he looks retarded
>>147951584
he pulls it off better than any of the other trannies so far. Still sits like a fucking plumber though, and sounds 100% dude.
>>147951586
protomagicalgirl is a yuri fan, meaning someone who watches shitty anime and self inserts into the forced terrible relationships
transbians are the actual worst, other trans don't like them, non-trans gays and lesbians definitely don't like them
>>147951725
Chat is going to get nuked again lmao
Guys I got banned for a day for saying tranny in chat.
>>147951687
>tetris
Overkill at this point
>>147951794
>that fucking fez cunt
JESUS FUCK
I remember when speedrun was entertaining to watch now is just a bunch of trannies
>I'm a girl.
>>147951738
His balls are being squeezed like lemons in them pants dawg. He needs the relief on his girl parts.
>>147951725
Good
Chat shouldn't just take it lying down
>>147951584
TONY BAMBONIMO
soe I just wanted to tell you that I really like you. You're probably the reason I'm considering to not end myself within the next week, I love you. Thanks for the great streams, stay awesome
This isn't interesting at all, even twitch memes TAS were better.
>>147952045
who is soe
have you ever wore panties and tight-around-the-butt pants? it's the comfiest thing in the world
i wish we could live in a society where it's ok for men to wear women's clothes. not being tranny, not being gay, just wearing women's clothes
>God bless you for saying that
Fuck off tranny. You pissed on God years ago.
>>147951830
Atleast ladyboys practice their high voices.
>>147951954
you can actually push your balls up inside your body then tape it down
go ahead and try it yourself, then you can do empty sack as a cool party trick
>>147951935
At least ESA won't have any trannies.
>>147952141
Do you lack a penis and balls?
I'm a physically fit male that regularly lifts and bikes and all that shit
Do you think they'd kick me off the couch for wearing clothes like that gayboi?
>>147952187
Skip that and just self mutilate.
>believes in God
>goes to hell
>>147952141
it's called being a transvestite. so yes you still will be a tranny
>>147952141
Yoga pants are the next big male fashion.
>>147952214
>>147952114
Is this a female or "female" ?
This protofreak is completely delusional. He is a sad person trying to sound and look happy by cosplaying a tranny. One day he will look back and regret all of this. That is if he survives he suicidal instincts. He needs actual professional help and not fantasy costumes to attract attention.
>>147952214
sadly it's not good soe they're referring to
>>147952238
I bet they would kick a female for that
>>147952315
soe is female
>>147952141
If you look good in them, significantly less people are gonna give you shit about wearing cute clothes.
these tas bot assholes have the worst sense of humor.
>just playing a movie file on an emulator
TASbot is there why
>>147952141
they sell faggy little briefs for men
>>147952045
>tfw you know exactly who this beta orbiter is because he gets in every single soe stream right away, probably literally refreshes his following page constantly until he sees him go live
is it wearing stockings or are those kneebraces
>we're going to transition
>>147951794
>literally 90% of the audience looking at their phones
thanks steve jobs
pretty sure jean short shorts and black anime leggings wouldn't look good on a real girl either
>Leo Uyama's Tax Deductible Fund
>>147952436
gimme a link to the soe you're talking about
>>147951687
>ESA ends with SM64 race
Based as fuck.
>>147952436
>>147952045
whew i'm glad i don't know any of these people by name and only come into these threads during one of these marathons
what is it about speedrunning that attracts so many trannies?
>>147952187
Balls hang outside for a reason.
>>147952502
To be fair, it's during downtime. so who cares.
>>147952581
the community is a hugbox full of autists
>>147952523
They only look good on skinny azns.
>Nintendo putting copyright claims on GDQ LLC's uploads
BASED AS HECK!!
Tranny is codeword for "PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE GOD DAMN PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE I FEEL PAIN INSIDE NOBODY LOVES ME"
>>147951687
>ESG vs Esa ESA race at ESA
based
>>147952581
trannies want attention and you can get easy attention by picking an obscure game literally nobody speedruns and becoming the best because of no competition
>>147952661
>Iwata's memory being honored
That outfit would be retarded even for a girl. Zero fashion sense, to be expected from someone with so little self-awareness to wear that while looking like a guy I guess.
>>147952661
>citation needed
>>147952641
oh, missed that. still quite sad.
>>147952770
transbian or not it's still a shut-in nerd and they aren't known for dressing well
>>147952639
they actually go up inside on their own if you're really cold
>>147952652
i get jean shorts and I get leggings but the combo is stupid as fuck
>>147952187
That hurts me (in the ball squeezing pressure sort of way). Are my balls too big and manly for this?
>edobean cant even shut her face when shes not there
donor bots confirmed
>Kill/Save always relatively equal on final day
>Totally not being manipulated
>>147952808
I love how his stubble is really fucking obvious.
>>147952602
is that capnclever
he's too good for this event
>>147952808
You know, perhaps if they actually put some effort on their hair, they could be more passable than tranniversary at least. Maybe not pretty, but passable.
But yeah it ain't happening with that short jew hair.
the real VVVVVVV WR is faster than this
>>147952964
>implying women can't have beautiful beards
fucking transphobic asshole
>VVVVVVV TAS
Why? It's just a perfect execution. What's next, boshy TAS?
>>147952770
That kind of socks with that kind of hotpants works on really just a few girls.
Also that shirt and that, what, cardigan?
It's just plain poor fashion sense, for anyone.
>>147952436
who is it?
how do you make a TAS of a pc game? is there a windows emulator?
>>147953051
omg is that natalie portman?
>>147952874
please, for your own safety, don't do anything suggested on this site
Can you guys (headcrab/gayer) tell slayer to stream some fc3 runs again in the future? I'll kill myself if he doesn't
>>147953252
guys if you slam a rusty nail through your palm you get super powers
What speedrunner is this?
So they're running the game first, and then running it again?
This is stupid.
RAELCUN'S VOICE IS SO OBNOXIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147953259
>these man-shoulders
dude stop trying
>tfw no cute boy to watch sgdq with and it's almost over
>>147952523
you'd be surprised by how sluts out there dress
Aperturegillz is cute!
>>147952187
Just hide them in your ass.
>>147953327
i don't know but i wanna suck xhis womanpenis
>>147953051
Is that the Sit and Be Fit lady?
HACHI MACHI!!!!
>>147953327
bluey, he's not trans just naturally androgynous (and 16 so likely a late bloomer too)
>watching guys watch a bot play while the announcer is reading donations
>and the timer isn't running
this is a pretty shit to be honest
>>147953386
he didn't say they don't wear ugly clashing shit
he just said most of them would look terrible in that kind of outfit
>>147953219
scripting
>no glitches
>just perfect execution by TAS
How is this interesting again? This input file was probably made in an hour.
>>147953457
christfags aren't skilled enough to play games themselves
>>147953571
this desu. I wanted to see VVVVVV get busted
>>147951584
Is that Richard Simmons son?
Came back, did the guy playing dress up leave or did he get cropped out?
>>147953786
you can still see his shiny tight fuccboi thighs on the couch
>>147953786
Moved back towards the couch.
I don't really follow this stuff but tune in from time to time. Is it just me or has the GDQ stuff been getting more and more boring every year?
Man what a fun TAS. Lots of tech and tas only stuff.
Glad they picked VVVVVVV too, a game a lot of people have played and care about.
>>147952808
>If Ted Cruz and Richard Simmons had a kid
>a bunch of famous speedrunners all donating $1000
>someone you might recognize
>didnt say that for cirno
what a cocksucker
>>147953932
Considering it regularly goes on sale for like three bucks, I'd be more surprised if someone hasn't played it.
>>147953886
It's getting more and more tranny each year. They do anything for attention.
Why do people have such a problem with the trannies? This one doesn't even look _that_ bad, lol..
>>147954107
2017 will be the year of furry acceptance
>>147954129
lol...
>>147953932
>t. Jewyama
also hoip
>>147954129
If a cis man or woman wore shorts like that they'd be ejected from the hotel desu
>>147954129
/srg/ has to have something to bitch about
>>147954193
At this point they might as well accept furries, we're already down the slippery slope this far. Necrophilia next?
>>147954229
hehe....
>seven Vs
DROPPED
>>147954129
I personally don't have problems with trannies but the exact reason why there's so many of them in this community is beyond me.
>>147954193
What comes after furry acceptance? Pedo acceptance?
>>147954193
we've already had several runs by notorious furries and nobody gave a shit to instead keep railing against trannies from hours previous
This guy's one job is reading donations and he reads about 1 in 4 sentences without fucking up
>>147954193
most people don't care about furries already man
they live in their own little world
there's several furry runners and nobody cares
>>147954193
Furry acceptance already happened at GDQ.
>>147954129
I don't mind trannies if they try.
These guys aren't even trying.
>>147954328
xd....^^
Why are there no horses speed running games? Seems a bit specieist to me.
Like why are controllers designed to only work with human hands?
Maybe soon 4chan's degeneracy will be accepted
>>147954542
Nah, we'll never be accepted. We're the racist bigots.
>>147954441
What this guy is saying. Most trannies are just "lol im a grill ok" then proceed to not even get fake titties. I mean, if u wanna go for it, actually go all in. Don't put on some denim shorts, shave your legs and then proclaim you're a girl.
That's refreshing about Asia. The trannies there are actually trying.
>um if you uh then um um uh [chuckle] um i guess um uh uh um uh uh
>summermovieswatchedquick
When does this segment end?
why the fuck was everyone saying fallout 4
>>147954097
I haven't. Looks like a generic shitty "hard" indie platformer as well so I don't see why I would want to.
>>147954193
FGC is okay with the furry kid.
I think baby fetishists are next. Expect a big fat man wearing a diaper and a baby bonnet to speed run DOOM next year.
>>147954721
What's the issue with that? I'd watch the shit out of that.
>be sub-par at vidya
>need gimmick to stand out
>tuck donger?
>>147954371
wording this
i just think the whole thing is comical and it's even funnier when pepole get offended. the speedrun trannies/twitter trannies in general are extra weird too
>>147954721
>baby fetishists are next
>>147829184
>>147954635
This. If you're going to be a tranny, you need to start before puberty and reverse a lot of those hormones and actually put your entire life into maintaining the style. You can't just be 20 and go "Well I don't like being a guy, girls are so much prettier and cool looking on tv and video games, so I'm just going to be a girl now", because then you look like a fucking dude.
>>147954792
Congrats, you cracked the code
>>147954609
>we
nah, I've been here since before /pol/ came around and 4chan turned into a pro-authortarian alt-right echochamber crying about "muh degenerates" and jews
>>147954721
>FGC is okay with the furry kid
Because the furry kid is actually good, like really, really good at fighting games and doesn't get/demand special treatment for being a degenerate.
>>147954880
So you're okay with those parents that literally let their kids decide to transition at age 6? That's just as fucked up if not more.
>>147954816
srg gets just as offended as twitter
>>147954907
we wuz leejun n shiet
>>147954783
Well it won't end there. He will talk in a "wittle baby voice" and have his fetish mommy change his "diapey" on stream. Like he will interrupt a donation message to say "BABY GO POOPY" and everyone will be required to cheer for him and say, "Good job!"
>>147955004
>implying srg makes me laugh any less than twitter
>>147954970
Same reason Shasta doesn't get roasted (and he attracts those pedobux)
>>147954721
>>147954907
>echochamber
u wot
>>147954970
When have any of the trannies got special treatment at gdq
>>147954721
>>147954970
>the furry kid
who?
>>147954371
>>147954816
a reasonable percentage of speedrunners have to be submissive beta nerds who cant get pussy, and it becomes visually apparent when they turn themselves into girls to rationalize the trajectory of their personal lives
>>147955125
i mean that pikmin run even getting in to the event was some trannie affirmative action shit
>>147955125
>When have any of the trannies got special treatment at gdq
>>147955107
It's true.
4chan is as much of an echochamber as reddit. It's the same shit. "Follow our mentality or get out".
>>147955158
>if no girls will pay attention to me i will infiltrate their ranks just like my epic splinter cell video game then they will be forced to talk to me
why didn't they setup the console TAS runs while they were replaying the others on the PC this is ridiculous
>professional run event
>>147955125
haha
>>147954880
Actually starting at 18 can work. Most ladyboys in Thailand start at 18ish, since before that their parents usually forbid it.
But yeah, the earlier you start the more convincing it gets. In the West it´s just people thinking their speshiul snowflakes that suddenly go full retard.
>>147955310
>reddit faggots got buttmad about an edgy but funny shirt
>>147955295
well not only is this not true but thanks to the lack of accounts and downvoting its your own damn fault if you let that shit scare you off
>>147955015
>it's funny because it's a meme and memes are inherently funny
that anonymous shit is exactly when it went down the shitter
the exact second 4chan went outside 4chan the seal was broken and old 4chan died
>>147955150
sonicfox, he's 18 year old black twink furry
He's also extremely talented and one of the nicest people in the scene so nobody can really hate on him without looking like a bitter fuck (like perfectlegend who destroyed the last shred of credibility he had over that)
AND IM VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
>>147955221
Pretty sure we've seen pikmin before
>>147955307
>the problem is that in order to do so i'll have to suck cock and get fucked in the ass by low tier men
>>147955125
Trannies are treated like make-a-wish foundation kids by the establishment.
Makes sense since they'll kill themselves sooner or later.
>>147955150
Sonicfox
>>147955125
Are you fucking serious?
Can someone explain to me why TAS runs are supposed to be interesting?
>small donations are big wordy sharing their country, "first time watcher, long time donator" and all that shit
>big donations are without commentary or sound autogenerated
How hard is it to make up plausible donation messages?
>>147955442
the run was garbo
>>147955376
As edgy as wearing a shirt with a portrait of Abraham Lincoln.
>>147955496
cause its a robot XD!
>>147955451
>implying they don't already enjoy that
>>147955295
not really, plenty of arguments and disagreement happens here.
>>147955158
>they think girls will want to fuck them any more as some abomination of a virgin man
>lowering their pool of possible fucks to other misidentifying mtf betas
this is what i mean, its comedy gold
>>147955442
>Pikwomyn
shitlord
>>147955496
the code injection ones are interesting
>>147955408
Thanks, you just proved my point.
4chan can't handle anyone going against the hivemind. Differences of opinion are just meant with childish hostility.
No discussion or arguments happen, only memes and shitposting.
>>147955023
I still see no issue with this.
>>147955451
not even necessary, just be a """"""""""""""""""""lesbian""""""""""""""""""""
>>147955496
I don't understand either
I mean if they do creative stuff like the full control in SMW or the twitch chat thing it can be fun but just replaying the TAS that everyone could just watch at home with some commentary is stupid.
>>147955413
cant believe PL even shows up to tournaments after that tbqh
>>147955023
I don't care if he runs a real speedgame(Like Medievil) and is actually good at it.
>Like he will interrupt a donation message
Good, I already like the guy.
>>147955732
But everyone could also just watch the world record for any game at home instead of watching some idiot play it live.
>>147955125
FOUR
RUNS
>>147955643
i didnt prove your point at all. you made a claim and i dismissed it due to lack of evidence.
theres nothing that keeps your post from being read here unless youre a fag who leaves or that everyone is against you at the slightest bit of resistance
>>147955496
I've always thought it just sets a theorhetical lower bound on the game's time - assuming perfect play, beyond what human reflexes are capable of, the absolute lowest time possible.
>>147955023
still sounds more entertaining than watching esports
>>147955705
it's called Transbian because they the only womyn that will fuck them are other trannies haha
>>147955876
or thinks that everyone is against you*
also the fact that were arguing about this proves you wrong
SCREAMING AND I'M KICKING
TASBot stuff was cool last year. YSG/BlueGlass can be heard laughing in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22_noWVwsE
>>147955554
I only say edgy because it's a little six year old girl that got murdered by her parents or some shit
I can "get" how it's """disrespectful""" or whatever, but I personally have no quarrels with it
CUM ON THE WHEEL
>longest setup blocks have the most artificial hype despite being completely uninteresting
>>147955023
>he will interrupt a donation message
better than 80% of the runs we've had so far
I wish jews hadn't killed bonus stream
>>147955976
I don't really understand. Do the two lesbian girls just suck each other off and fuck each others asses? They don't have dicks anymore, right? Is it just two girls massaging each others prostate and nipples since that's their only functioning organ they can get sexual pleasure out of?
I want to know what percentage of a donation goes to GDQ. How do I find that?
>>147956172
They claim 100%.
>>147956065
AND THEN I CUM ON THE DASH
>>147955876
I've been in this shit hole for 10 years.
Shit like people on /v/ saying your taste in games is shit was funny at first, but now its turned into an overdone meme with people actually thinking legitimately good games are shit.
Nowadays even /vr/ isn't free from this shit, there's always some thread with someone ironically shitting on MGS or Chrono Trigger.
Any legitimate praise for anything gets you called a faggot. I'm not offended by it, I'm just tired and bored of it after years and years of the same shit.
After all, a community that gets entertainment from acting like morons will soon be overrun by people that think they're in good company.
Now THAT'S a peculiar run
>>147955853
Yes but commentary and having fun with the couch make RTA runs better.
For TAS it's just two guys watching the replay and explaining the glitches you could just look up in the TAS notes.
>>147956172
You don't. They're not required to divulge those numbers as a 503(c) corporation
So how many "Anonymous" donations are going to be made to make the mil?
>>147956279
the concept of this is pretty cool though
>>147956287
/v/ is in the top 5 of the absolute worst boards though
>expecting me to be able to focus on three different things at once
>>147956382
/vg/ isn't far behind
>>147956260
Oh shit, I meant 100% goes to MSF, GDQ has predefined budget.
Btw how does this work, I don't understand, are inputs the same on all consoles?
>>147956146
Most of the time they do have dicks so that might answer your question.
If they don't, the dick isn't gone, it's just been sorta... inverted to make something that kinda looks and feels like a vajayjay, but is more alike to a healed open wound medically. So technically they can have "vaginal"
what is this place?
where is the discussion of speedrunning strats?
This is actually cool.
fw soe streamed earlier today and you can't spend time watching her streams because they aren't archived
pls soe, I'd literally pay money to be able to jack off to your voice daily ;_;
alright, this is pretty cool
>>147956573
most the posters are just /v/
can't wait for the general to go back to being dead desu
>>147956573
GDQ is going on so speedruns dont exist
>>147956287
As much as I love Chrono Trigger, you really think it's impossible for someone out there to exist that legitimately doesn't like it? That's pretty conceited of you.
>>147956065
That was indeed actually interesting to watch.
>>147956287
>funny at first, but now
it's almost like your taste in humor changes over ten years
>I wasn't a dumbass a decade ago, that was just me being ironic!
>>147956279
Thanks senpai :(
does the commentator have parkinsons?
Delet this commentary
this is the best tasbot run since the first one where they programmed snake into smw
who's the unintelligible guy reading from a script
>>147956287
ok i have to admit i dont go to /v/ much anymore.
i guess i dont mind shitposting and memes on other boards. as long as there is no actual rating system on 4chan everythings fine
>>147956705
There are legitimate criticisms to levy against the game. Some people don't like it, some people just don't like JRPGs.
That's entirely too much work for the average shitposter though.
The average /vr/ CT thread is just
>durr I played this game just now and its shit can't believe this overrated crap is considered a classic
195 replies
/vr/ used to not fall for such low level bait.
I wish I was autistic enough to come up with shit like this.
How does this work? I missed the explanation. I don't really understand why there are 4 different games.
why did people think they weren't going to pass 1mil?
>>147956983
it's the same inputs across all 4
>literally reading a script
Why are these people reading their scripted commentary like 16 year olds?
>>147956983
TASbot is playing all of them, with the same inputs going into each game.
>>147956983
They are all using the same inputs. Top right has a slight delay however.
>>147957006
>We have an anonymous $1000 donation with no comment!
>>147956684
le wacky fais!!!!!!!
>>147957050
>>147957102
Oh, that's cool as shit, though controllers show diffrenet inputs for some reason.
someone please honor kill the donation reader
all announcers should be shot and replaced with text to speech
>>147956684
What's wrong with her eyebrows?
Did she use a marker to make them?
Honestly she's just repulsive to look at
>>147956541
I'm sick now, but that cleared it up a bit. I guess.
>>147957347
i hate this spastic clown
remember when raelcun ran startcraft 2? hhehehe
>>147957206
Yeah, TAS runs usually aren't terribly interesting to watch unless you can appreciate the very technical aspects behind them.
But something like this is pretty cool and appreciable even if you don't really know/care about the programming side.
>Tech support Grimace the real mvp
Jesus christ whats that thing with the purple shirt
>>147957494
i remember wanting to kill myself
>>147957374
Fuck niggers and tranny faggots donates $100, message: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Yeah TTS would be epic
raelcun is worse than edobeaner
i didn't think that was possible
get this guy off the donation reading please
>FFVI next
So will this actually have some neat stuff or is it just another long ass JRPG with boring commentary to pad out time?
>>147956876
>legs in the background
my sides
>>147957620
It's a very efficient let's play
>>147957620
90% of the run is cutscenes and running from random battles
Only $97k away from a million, you know it's happening.
>>147957620
yes
>>147957607
what makes you think you cant moderate tts
>>147957782
tasbot sure is raking it in, so it shouldnt take long.
>10 minutes of setup
>2 seconds
>>147957782
of course, they've been getting plenty of 1k ANONYMOUS donations with generic messages
god fuck off mitch you piece of shit
>>147957884
(MikeUyamanous)
>>147957620
Literally 4 hours of boring ass long JRPG with (hopefully) comfy Puwexil commentary.
After they play the game for 4 hours, they perform a game breaking glitch and it's literally like watching the earlier pokemon blue glitch run.
Yes, it's a fucking stupid meme run.
>literally stealing jokes from Colbert
>copying colbert
>>147957939
>And now we have a very GENEROUS (exact remaining amount before reaching a million) dollar donation from anonymous who says SAVE THE ANIMALS.
>can't pronounce a five letter word
>Hotpocket%
What's a hot pocket like? They don't sell them where I live
>>147957939
and the problem is????
>>147958085
>greetings from germany
i thought they were racing the VIDEO GAME
not some meme colbert shit
people donated for this?
wut happend 2 final fontasy
>>147958089
It tastes like obesity and rancid cheese.
this is real autism boys
>hot pocket
Also what's the colbert thing?
the asian degenerate is why we should have glasses Japan
>>147958089
pretty boring pastry with some bland meat and cheese
>>147958089
not very good desu
really salty and really fatty, you'll feel like shit after eating
>can't even grab a mushroom
>5 minute estimate
HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR LAST GDQ MITCH
>>147958208
>>147958247
>>147958302
That's mostly what I imagined. Thanks for the insight!
Who said /vg/ can't be educational?
>Mitchchokerpower
>>147958302
>tfw used to eat one every day after high school
I'm glad I stopped. I tried one again years later and I hated it. I don't know how I managed to eat them daily.
>>147958381
Don't worry. He'll just cut off his dick and he's welcome any time.
>speedrunning romhacks
>that are not even widely known
Speedrunning is dead. Can't wait for tasbot on colbert show with hotpockets and twitch memes.
coolmatty is going to be wearing mitch as a coat after this run ends
>TASing a romhack for two levels then having the creator fail at it before you mercykill it
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT
>>147958487
lmao desu
>>147958230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
mitch fukken sucks LMAO
fucking exposed again
What the fuck was that?
Once again another gdq where everyone but /srg/ has fun.
Do you fucks know what fun is?
Worst tasbot block so far.
Complete fucking shit.
Way to disgrace and soil tasblock.
I didn't think it was possible but there they went and exceeded all expectations.
>have to wait 4 hours just for the last good run
sigh
>>147958673
nah
>>147958614
Imagine if they invited Narcissa Wright to speedrun something there lmao
oh my god get to FF6 so raelcun can shut the fuck up
>>147958673
Even /v/ realized this GDQ was shit compared to previous ones.
>>147958208
>>147958247
>>147958302
Probably still better than anything he eats where he lives though.
What is it with americans and being so fat? Just look at that disgusting crowd. At least ESA will be filled with thin and muscular mohammeds
https://twitter.com/skaterOoT/status/751890365490290688
DUDE
>>147958673
Sorry, we though it was summer games done quick 2016, not funny memefest 2016.
That Ultros plush is the first decent prize all week.
>We're gonna start our transition
THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES
>>147958758
Every gdq since 2013, you fucks say its the worst ever, but yet it still persists and the people that actually speedrun enjoy it.
>We're starting our transition
WEED
>>147958798
excited to see what skater's tranny name will be
>>147958464
those plebs probably microwave that shit
using an oven creates a more delicious hot pocket
>>147957884
Where do you see that?
>>147958798
I remember when he was a 14 year old drop out with his e-cig on stream 24/7
Good to see he's still classy
Is this some elaborate money laundering scheme including speedrun marathons, doctors without borders and cakes?
>>147958798
WEED LMAO
>interesting games banned
>YSG banned
>plushies banned
>words banned
>announcers getting banned
>runners getting banned
>fun banned
>>147958885
What do you mean by "you fucks"?
LAMO
>>147958885
thats because it keeps getting worse??
>>147958992
Fun actually isn't banned, if you bothered to just... y'know, watch the run and sit back and have a laugh every so often, then there's plenty of fun to be had.
Instead you're all flipping shit because someone in the audience is a trans.
>>147958992
At this point they could make an event for rejects, with everyone and everything that was banned from gdqs, and it would be a thousand times better than the actual gdq.
>>147959021
/srg/
You act like it's the worst thing ever, meanwhile other people are enjoying themselves.
>>147959127
>someone
It's like at least 50% of the crowd
>>147959127
t. uyama
>Let's have an interview for a run that's in 4 hours!
>>147959127
This is bait.
>>147959127
>guys just relax and have a laugh haha :)
>>147958673
>enjoying this corporalized jewing shitfest
GDQ's were fun in the past
>>147958953
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/sgdq2016?page=1
>>147959127
Fuck off you trans enabler kike shill. You can't make me have fun.
>golden trying to force drama for no reason
pretty sad
>>147959127
It's also amazing how much people on here suddenly care what's a bannable offense in Twitch chat of all fucking places.
Or rather, guess it's anything but amazing, anons will be anons, always looking for an excuse to hate everything.
>>147959208
better than donation reading and ads during setup
>>147959332
fuck you anon
BEARDSTROKER69
>>147958885
>the people that actually speedrun enjoy it.
where are you getting this shit from? im enjoying the marathon somewhat this year but it's not because im seeing a bunch of great speedruns
>>147959253
Those 10 dollar donations from Anonymous sure add up and are surely not legit!
>>147958992
The most hilarious highlight of all this nonsense was yesterday when the trannies were on screen and the GDQ staff disabled characters and words on chat by putting it into emote only mode.
Characters can be made into words in a way that might spell out things someone may not want to hear, so let's ban the alphabet and replace it with 16x16 faces, and then still get triggered by the little pixel faces and ban people having fun with it.
Absolute insanity.
>save the animals is going to win because "OMG SUCH A KIND HEARTED GIRL XD"
Fuck, I hope for the runner's sake they don't hit WR pace
>>147959332
Pretty much, maybe it's cause I'm old but there's not really much point to get so upset over something so trivial in an event that's supposed to be fun I guess. I think I might have rolled my eyes at the Fallout 3 controversy when it happened, but that's about it.
People just can't have fun, hell if I'll ever understand why.
>>147959127
where did it say anything about people being trans
runners could be male,female or whatever else and has nothing to do with actual good runs and engaging commentary
>>147959567
doubleplusungood thoughtcrime
>People donating for a made-up story about a kid's piggybank
shit's retarded desu
>>147959597
metroid sucks anyway it's not a good speedgame
>>147959597
Whatever the outcome, I hope the runner does the opposite and goes "Ohhh, I'm so sorry!"
Wait, this is a 4 hours speedrun?
How is that even a speedrun?
>>147959597
>oats
>zoasty
>behemoth
>sweet
they're all good, so it's likely you'll see a solid run die tonight
>>147959597
>wr pace in a marathon run
yeah sure
>ult-ross
guys my mom is 50 and running around the back yard trying to catch a zubat
>>147959619
it's a meme ya dip
>>147959825
Yeah what the fuck, after all the official speedrun time is two hours maximum, otherwise it's not a speedrun.
>FF6 run
So is this route really interesting or really terrible?
>>147959725
>that opinion
>that webm
>>147959807
and risk getting banned like that Ty faggot?
>>147959894
Can't recall which GDQ it was, but someone DID have a WR pace, and would have gotten it had it not been for save the animals.
>>147959725
Is there more than just the one picture of her?
>>147959881
>Oats takes the lead
>dies on Phantoon
>sits there pouting for 40 minutes
>>147959807
Uyama would crash through the ceiling and physically ban him from the third dimensions if he did that.
Does Puwexil have the biggest penis in the speedrunning community?
>>147959981
>pmg's hairline
>>147959964
wasn't that 100%?
>>147959925
Can't wait to see the fallout when the first child runs into traffic trying to catch a Pokemon.
>>147959981
Yatta!
I'm done with speedrunning
Another thing to my list of things ruined by becoming widely accessible
Call me a fucking hipster, I don't care, enjoy your trannies
Here we go
:^)
>>147959989I'm okay with that because zoast is my speedfu
who ready for
S T A I R S
T
A
I
R
S T A I R S
>>147960007
>>147959964
It would be glorious though
>>147960094
>becoming widely accessible
That's not it at all, it's cultural marxism tbqh
>>147960134
thanks irritated beaner
I'll go to sleep and all I'll dream about will be runner having WR pace on Metroid, telling everyone to fuck off, kiling the animals and getting his WR.
>that eye-searing background for four hours
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>texture hides the ads
>trannies everywhere
>furries everywhere
>meme run after meme run
>lets plays rampant
>trials fusion
>rpg "speedruns"
>almost no one has fun while running their game
>unacceptable commentary for most runs
>"long time watcher first time donator here's 20 bucks to save the animals greetings from germany waluigi hoip!" repeated ad nauseaum
>""""anonymous"""" 1000$ donations through the roof
>not even Blueglass showed up to this autism overdrive
Why am I even watching this anymore?
isn't this man supposed to be dead
>4 hours of this shit
>>147960317
what the fuck even is that
>crowd doesnt even know what the fuck theyre clapping at
>>147960325
This is social justice, not mainstream. That's literally all they do, look up their code of conduct infilration tactics. Disgusting frankly.
>>147960441
This must be that "le demon chocobo XD" incentive everyone has been shitflinging over
>>147960372
oh my fuck i didn't even see that. why are runs of this length even allowed
>>147960184
good luck to you.
im cheering for basedhemoth, my speedfu
>>147960369
he's there to suck off all the trannies he invited
>>147960541
Whoa whoa first I've heard of this
Uh... I uh... gotta go do something
>>147960441
it's a meme haha
a sophisticated one haha
>>147960354
because you hope that there might be just a single moment where it feels like 2013 again
>>147959981
>those shoulders
totally not a dude
>>147960369
Tweet him this
>>147960541
>>147960608
a meme that's making me seize out
ESA will be like SGDQ13, right? I don't want to lose all hope.
>>147960731
2014 maybe but I enjoyed it last year and I have a good feeling about this year
>>147953317
I did this and became Jesus. Can confirm.
>>147960369
he cares about speedrunning for 2 times a year he gets paid to care
oldboi calling out the gdq staff
>>147960629
I think that's it anon.
I believe it's time for me to turn the stream off, get out of here and do something useful.
>>147960725
Don't be so entitled anon, they're just having fun :P
>>147960731
Will be like SGDQ13 except for a lot of cucks and mohammeds
So with everyone hating gdq now, I suppose there won't be any discussion of AGDQ2017, right?
I mean, you all have no reason to watch it anymore.
Surely...you don't plan on watching it just to complain about it?
>>147960731
It will be like every other ESA has been. Terrible accents and non-existent commentary because most of the runners are not native English speakers.
>>147960567
I hate that they're all stuck in this event. They deserve better.
>>147960817
Is return that good of a speedgame, though? I mean I know the standards are lax these days, but I don't remember it being too interesting when I checked it out a couple years back.
>>147960964
of course we'll watch it and complain about it, what else would we do?
>>147960817
wasnt emptyeye exposed as a smelly guy
>>147953447
Funny because in his current state he's already a better tranny than everyone else on SGDQ
>>147960731
No, ESA has never been good and is just a meme.
>>147960817
sorry the focus groups didn't write enough nostalgic donations for metroid II
Can't wait for the marathon to be over so fox fag and other degens will leave srg. Seriously fuck you
>>147960964
It'll suck that's why I watch
I love trainwrecks
>you don't plan on watching it just to complain about it?
how new
>>147961007
does anyone here even speedrun games, or is it like /fgg/ where people pretend to play the related games but really just gossip about eceleb drama?
>>147961139
>transwrecks
>>147959725
i honestly think this girl is pretty damn cute.
>>147960964
>just how new
Its always been the same ever since 2013.
>>147961203
>speedrunning games
do I look autistic or what?
>>147961064
metroid II is like zelda II except even less popular
which sucks because I love both
>>147960562
>>147960372
I understand that there's gonna be games on the schedule that are boring and not good speedgames, but 4 fucking hours is just too much, and especially that it's a FF game with this uninteresting commentary. I looked forward to Pokemon Werster runs because Werster knew how to make them interesting and tense, but so far this is just soooo boring. :/
>>147961246
you're on 4chan
>>147961203
>ran souls games for years
>squeaky midget shows up doing 'no hit' runs
>retards find these more impressive than actual speedruns
>quit speedrunning
>>147958885
I only lurk here to see what speedruns people recommend, but so far most of the stuff has disappointed.
countdown looks so much less chad this year, I almost didn't recognize him
>>147961031
well yeah, passing is mostly genetics
every cute girl who transitioned was a cute boy
>>147954374
I think incest comes before that. Expect sibling runners fucking on stream next year.
>>147961314
don't diss my main men puw and bich
>>147961203
I do "speedrun" games I play, as in I learn the movement and the tricks, but I'm not nearly autistic enough to do multiple runs.
>>147961314
But the chocobo bid war anon
>>147961415
Of course it's more impressive, you autist.
Any fuck can just run past enemies.
>>147960964
I'll still watch, just not donating until they become non-profit
>>147961476
no you don't, that's called casual play
>>147961203
I speedrun casually for fun, but my autism isn't strong enough to keep grinding the same game for months to chase records and optimization.
I don't do any research for routing or anything, I just play games I really like as fast as I can and have fun with it.
did people really pay money to add a prefix to edgar's name instead of a creative name...
>>147961203
I currently speedrun overwatch
>>147961231
its a man with a penis
>>147961534
O..okay
I'll just take 10 hours and snipe every mob from max-range from now on senpai
>This agdq is terrible we hate it GRRRR!
>Continues to watch it every year
What did /srg/ mean by this?
>John Memea
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>renaming the best character in FF6 as a meme
>>147961756
memes are normalfag shit now
is this guy srg
>>147961710
It's the truth, I just don't have anything better to do.
>"while mashing through text we like to amuse ourselves"
>only 20 minutes in and they're already bored of their own run
>>147961710
How many times per thread are you going to post this?
Such a free fucking undeserved (You)
Is our boi pie running smrpg?
>>147960731
If you enjoy watching 6h GTA "speedruns".
>4h
>>147961918
JRPG runs in a nutshell
>>147961630
t. buttmad """"""""speedrunner""""""""""" who can't crack the top 10 in his niche game that no one cares about despite playing it 4 hours a day
>FOUR HOUSE
>literally one sixth of a day
>SPEED run
why??????????????
>>147961981
why do you do this?
>>147961981
this fucking fox made me enjoy furry porn, fuck this little fucker
>>147962092
because i'm a massive homo
>>147959127
the "fun" consists of bland and cliched reddit phrases because that's all that is allowed. The only people who are having fun are redditors who don't even like speedrunning, who just want to shout memes and HOIIPPPP while watching their favorite Let's Plays.
anybody know what times int he run these donation incentives or anything interesting happens?
I don't want to watch the whole thing
or should I "just wait for the vod and quit being a faggot"
>Two long ass, boring JRPGs on the final day
You know, they really should schedule this shit better.
Well, I missed the first few days, anything from Sunday-Wednesday worth watching?
>>147962078
I'm just telling you what the correct term is man. If you get your jollies of trying to make people "mad" you should stick to /v/ where the (you)s flow like water
>>147962092
do what anon?
>the goggles do nothing
HOO BOY THAT'S A WELL AGED MEME
>>147962162
>>147961981
cant you just go to /v/ if you absolutely have to avatarfag?
for some reason this triggers me even more than trips
Anyone who has been to a Gdq are they good places for legit autistics with severe social anxiety and depression?
>>147962395
there have been fucking tons of ancient memes trotted out, shows you how bad things have gotten here
So what do the goggles do?Seriously I haven't played FFVI in years what is their function?
>>147962395
>simpsons quotes are memes
fu k off?!
soe archive streams ;_;
>>147962492
Make you immune from blind i believe
>>147962465
I don't think they are, people seem really noisy there.
>>147962465
only if you wear a dress
>>147962572
simpsons is prime memecore senpai
>>147962430
I posted 1 reaction image after several hours of posting nothing because I was playing videogames. Its not healthy being that triggered about 1 O N E reaction image, anon
All of this terrible shit aside, I really do love FF6, easily the best gameplay and set pieces of any FF game I've played, the customization is good, the characters are fun, Sabin unleashing martial arts jesus shit is always amusing, and I love the dumb shit you do in this game, like fall down a waterfall and beat up piranha, or go to that one patch of forest in the second half of the game and get killed by a dinosaur that casts meteors on your party.
and of course, pic related
Looks like we're gonna crack a million! Wew those donations really came in strong the past 24 hours!
>>147962797
/a/ = ElementalGuard
/b/ = Yashichi
/vr/ = Controllerhead
/ck/ = UnusualCook
/jp/ = Bertin
/fa/ = Coolkid
/hm/ = dram
/r9k/ = Dugongue
/lgbt/ = Meows
/d/ = Slayer
/tg/ = moofin
/soc/ = Dickoak
/tv/ = Cronikeys
/fit/ = Caleb
/s4s/ = Tonyogbot
/mlp/ = Trihex
/vp/ = Werster
/sci/ = Adam
/biz/ = witwix
/k/ = General_Beatrix
/mu/ = ShadowJacky
/u/ = Ari and Pyatters
/cm/ = me (the person typing this)
reply with pairing suggestions to add to the list
>>147962814
Metroid alone will easily raise over 100k.
>SGDQ
>>147962904
/v/ is gamepro011
>>147962904
/pol/ narcissa
>>147962920
No anon, fall in with the hivemind, gdqs are now a money laundering scam
The God Gamer Stigma
>>147962220
catherine
hagane/skyblazer
demon's crest
dinocity
DKC3
Strife/Hexen
I missed link's awakening and that might have been good too
>>147962904
>tfw didnt make the list
>>147963031
>implying a multinational Nobel prize winning organization would permit gdq to pocket their money
>>147953447
There's no such thing as "naturally androgynous" you marxist faggot
>>147958992
Do you think YSG cried when they told him he couldn't come anymore?
>>147963031
>money laundering scam
do you even know what money laundering or scamming is?
>>147963436
Right here >>147953327
>>147963385
happy
>Four hour "speed"run
>>147963385
cosmo needs braces
>>147959651
You joke but sometimes it feels like that. Orwell was fucking right, 70 years ago.
>>147963598
Let me know when you get the wr anon
>>147963651
TRANNY PLAN
>>147963598
let's see how fast you can beat FF6
probably take you 15-20 hours
>>147963737
>>147963717
i don't play shitty games
>>147963717
>>147963737
>lets see YOU eat 20 pounds of horse shit
>>147963698
Yeah censoring the cesspool that is twitch chats just reeks of an orwellian nightmare.
It's absolutely comparable to an all controlling government.
>>147963812
:3c
>>147963845
tip after tip after tip
>>147963817
>>147963812
>>147963845
>sarcasm
It's more like censoring anything that goes against what you want to hear/the narrative, which is definitely a step toward Orwellian future
>>147963737
I wonder how fast a completely new runner would be following the same route as this guy
what would the differences between an efficient lets-play and a speedrun be?
>>147964021
It's the fucking
twitch
chat
Why the fuck would any rational human being post in the chat anyways?
If I had my way, there wouldn't be a chat at all.
>>147964079
new runner would probably die all over the place because they wouldn't know how to handle bad RNG with an underleveled group
>>147964225
That after could actually pass though.
>>147964220
What about the threads asking about the trannies being deleted from the subreddit?
>>147962904
okay what which one am i?
hey guys, i'm a mtf trans who wants to start speedrunning. how do i become a successful streamer?
>>147961975
>not enjoying cheeky 100% 3/VC and any% SA runs
it's like you hate fun
>>147960512
Social Justice is mainstream now. Turn on the telly and you'll see it.
>>147964303
Don't care
>>147962904
Epic post, beneziaa
>>147964079
It's a surprisingly difficult run.
>no witwix, cosmo, sig or trihard
i miss the old gdq's
good thing UFC started so I have something not shit to watch
>>147964401
cosmo died dude, rip in peace
>>147961010
Yes. Emptyeye smells like someone wrapped up a plate of shrimp fettuccine in some sweaty gym socks and left the package in the sun. His wife smelled like bad peanuts and ammonia, and M2 is a massive SJW cuck.
They are actually gonna make 1 million
This gdq was a million times less comfy than any of the others
>>147964876
idunno anon, last AGDQ was pretty awful
>>147964876
this is said every year
and true every year
>>147964336
I quit enjoying SA when joshimuz stopped running it. I do like adamAK's runs though.
>>147964876
A million you say?
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN ONE MILLION HOOOIIIPPPP
>around 750,000 last night
>950,000 less than a full 24 hours later
>>147964876
Any GDQ from 2014 on has been uncomfy
tranny insanity
>>147964986
I always thought it was just nostalgic retards saying it, but this is the first time I see it with my own eyes
>>147960964
I'll watch recordings of runs people say were good. I ain't watching live anymore.
>>147964876
I had fun
reminder that UA gave uyama mono and is in the process of giving cool_bean gangrene
>>147962297
>punching own face like an autist
I need to know why Caleb sperged out like that. Was that the moment where he found out he can't be shirtless anymore?
every time i look at a different tab and go back, the donation total has increased by like $2,000
>>147965217
He punches shit all the time, one of my favorites is when he starts eating the turkey and losing it
>>147965260
anonymous is so generous
>>147965030
isn't that a porn actress?
does anyone actually like these let's plays
they always get the least viewers but seem immune to getting axed
>>147965010
that's too bad since adam doesn't even speedrun anymore... well, except his life
>>147965494
I'd rather have this over Streamer Hour: Super Mario Maker edition.
>>147965308
link please
>>147965494
I love em
>>147962904
/asp/ = tripmind
>>147965030
what are you implying?
>>147965401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7Mk0axZfs#t=2m22s
reminder that coolmatty is uyama in a zip suit
>>147964876
>>147964986
this is easily better than agdq 2016 and both sgdq last year desu
still not that good though
>>147964220
>it only happens to Twitch chat, I swear guys
You're spending too much time on 4chan, go check out what the rest of the Internet has become sometime.
>>147960681
but guy look the butt
>>147965876
And it doesn't effect me in any way
>>147964401
>liking witwix
What if they didn't donate to charity but collected money for themselves and made a better event?
>>147966105
Apart from the tech side of things would would more money do? Paying to fly runners there?
>>147966105
they have all the money needed for a good event already
4 whole hours boys PogChamp
>>147966215
I always said sponsoring people to come wouldn't be a bad idea. They could snipe ACTUAL TALENT instead of trannies and fags
>>147965805
((((ANONYMOUS)))) donators sure are generous!
>>147965813
I could've sworn that she did CP..
So this whole SGDQ thing has got me into speedrunning, i thought i would revisit some old games i would play. Re-bought them, installed, attempted the first level and realised i don't have the patience to sit through 2 hours of replaying the same game over and over.
Is there any decent speedrunning games that would last less then 30mins, i was thinking maybe SNES games. Do those runners use emulators or just buy some cheap battered up sperm drenched NEET's SNES?
I'm sure enjoying this 4 hour speedrun! Aren't turnbased fights the best for speedruns guise!?!?
>>147966585
They are
>>147966539
These posts come up every year and you will quit within 3 months like 99.9% of them did.
Others quit about 6-12 months in.
>>147966729
So far i haven't made it past the first day desu, i keep trying games then deciding against them and trying something else.
>>147966381
why the brackets?
>>147966539
Run pepsiman and achieve full meme status
>>147966476
I wish
>>147966838
I give you 20 days max.
But really, what I find odd about your post is your assumption none of us just use our consoles from when we were kids.
Some games use emulator times and some use consoles like adults.
>>147966847
google it
>>147966954
>what I find odd about your post is your assumption none of us just use our consoles from when we were kids
I'm 30 m8, those pieces of shit got thrown out years ago.
>>147966539
medievil
>>147967034
>HE POSTS ON 4CHAN IN HIS 30'S
stop
>owning your console from when you were a kid
it's a sure sign you missed all the pussy in college
>>147967034
Could of at least sold the plastic bullshit, normies overpay big time it's hilarious
>>147967175
kek so will you be, ive been here since i was 20. Welcome to your life child.
>>147967228
A bigger sign I missed all the pussy in college is the fact that I never went to college.
I sold my consoles though, and I wish I didn't.
>>147967228
i own all my original consoles and let's just say that's not always true ;)
>>147967251
Yeah I've noticed, that's why i don't wanna pay stupid money for some NEET's plastic relic. But i have a feeling emulators aren't ideal because of their loading times.
>>147962814
20k in 1 hour
hmmmmmmm
>>147967228
>not living in a 4 story house with unlimited storage
>>147967521
Some emulators are ~~~100% accurate~~~ it just depends on the game whether or not the community accepts them, look at the leaderboards and see.
>>147967547
Is it fixed?
Can someone show me the pic of all the AGDQ years, as it gets worse and worse.
>>147967547
What's so crazy about that? These events are huge and not just neets watch. I donated 2k so far this week.
>>147966276
>They could snipe ACTUAL TALENT
this isnt sports its just some people showing off cool things you can do with video games
>>147967521
emulators are "fine", especially if you're just a casual fag
consoles are preferable but only necessary if you're chasing records and trying to pull of certain tricks
>>147967547
It's ok, they're gonna get a crazy 1 mil bonus right at the end
>>147962814
>>147967547
>donations slowest they've ever been for the first 5 days
>suddenly loads of """"""Anoymous"""""" donations coming in to get them to 1mil
Nothing suspicious about this at all, nope.
>>147967597
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>147966539
Megaman X series familia, just barely over 30 minutes
most grind heavy series in existence of speedrunning
>>147967597
the extended cut
>>147967597
me in the middle
>>147967747
The same shit happens every year.
Go back to /pol/ wth your tin foil
>>147967696
can you paypal me 1k? i want to buy weed but am a neet
Are there fun meme games that no one knows about that last less than 10 minutes so I can say I have the world record on something?
>>147966276
>repetition and muscle memory
>ACTUAL """""TALENT"""""
>>147968041
wanting to buy weed is why you are a neet
>>147968145
final fantasy VI
>>147968145
good luck finding one that isnt total shit
>>147968145
>those proportions
>>147968223
is that a yes?
>>147967597
notice how nobody even looks up from their phone. this is degeneracy
>>147968145
she has the shittest breasts ever, literally shitter then a flat chested runway model.
>>147968145
This is photoshopped, right?
jesus just watched the vods and even the tas block was shit this year?
what a dumb marathon
>>147968145
This is a dude.
>>147967597
is there a meme name for this guy already? like yolo swag god or the surveillance drone?
>close the stream
>try to do something else
>derive no pleasure from it
>open the stream again
They could at least have got essentia to do this
>>147968505
Autismo Mc Robowalk
>tfw donated 3 times this week with witty comments referring to DS Dad, the tranny and the crazy knees guy
>tfw didn't read out any
I'm literally fuming.
>>147968505
projector shuffle
>>147968505
checkthis 4
>>147962904
r/speedrun = cyberdemon
What happened to the acid layout?
>>147962904
/ck/ is Big Jon
>>147968701
donations for good taste took over
>>147968602
chargeback
then kys
>>147968372
only true srg can actually see lloyd anon
>>147968505
r/livestreamfail is just calling him "weird kid on sgdq" which is pretty disappointing.
>>147966539
It's just the environment of the marathon that's making you think speedrunning is anything other than a completely unrewarding waste of time.
Use it as an excuse to play some of your favorite older games casually.
>check stream
>not even half way done
>Ra-moo
>tfw the let's plays take over next year
>>147968485
>>147968410
>>147968373
>>147968250
plebs, she's fucking beautiful
>>147968372
it was for the better. that nigga could of snapped off if someone started laughing at his weird shit. i mean just look at all the shit he does just to walk in front of a projector.
>>147969636
is this the origin of the world famous gondola meme?
>>147969636
>Jonah in the background
>I never beat it
>It's my favorite game
>>147969790
>5000 donation from brown man
>having fun
Looks like you guys got your wish. No more FFVI.
>>147969996
>>147969996
>subway wrappings everywhere
>>147967597
Pure autism. He probably thinks he's being super funny. That's what happens when all you do is watch cartoons and play video games. Everything he does is something he saw in a cartoon, but he doesn't realize that it's not real humor.
>>147970354
is that shadow a jew?
This general is fucking shit when /v/ invades. I want newfags to leave so we can go back to being dead again.
>>147970684
>when /v/ invades
it's shit all the time senpai
>just tune in
>4h run
>character named lirik
wew lads
I like my weeb games but jrpg runs are basically menu and textboxt simulators
>tfw im the Lebron James of speedrunning
>>147970832
listen, nobody gets your old memes. Please use memes that all of us newcomers can understand, so that we can be included. also, if you're not black, that's totally blackface and racist.
>tfw you miss ffguy
fw thirsty for pyat
>>147962175
what exactly is missing from GDQs now that you're upset about? It's still ultimately about speedgames, I honestly don't know what's changed apart from something as vague as 'atmosphere'. People are always saying 'omfg worst gdq evar' and getting triggered whenever a transperson is on the screen, but I don't see where the quality's fallen.
>>147971068
wat
>>147970684
yeah need the real serg back where we tell a furry to fuck off for being a degenerate while lusting after egotistical trannies
>>147971040
but, you're here
>>147971019
>>147971157
>de hippie spacing
>>147971019
speaking of blackface, how come that fat "bodybuilder" guy and trihex arent here?
>>147971356
ass
>>147971378
trihex doesn't speedrun he's a let's player
is it over yet
>>147971456
and the black bowling ball?
How would you react if Santzo ended up like this?
>>147971548
too busy posting his fat fetish pics
Slayer stream fc3 commentary ;_;
>>147971617
what? lol, isn't he just a fat mario speedrunner or something
>>147971565
Literally who?
>>147971689
>>147962904
headcrab is [s4s]
>no sig typeracer speedrun stream
;_;
>>147971876
>tfw youve busted multiple loads to this
>>147971876
this is one of the more weird fetishes i've seen
>>147971834
dark souls/bloodborne runner
>Try to chill out by watching a comfy jrpg run
>It's ruined by a bunch of nerds talking over it
NO COMMENTARY STREAM WHERE
>>147972097
Literally who?
>>147972097
Oh is he the British guy with the hat?
Does anybody have a list of some kind of the people banned from AGDQ events?
Or atleast can tell me the most relevant ones.
>>147972246
i dont know what he looks like, but im pretty sure he is Swedish or Finnish or something
>>147972129
That's actually a good restream idea, let them know.
Just stop cams + mics.
>>147972391
Dugongue is the only one that matters.
He is so based he's actually banned from Twitch entirely.
>>147972416
I was thinking of that Meczero guy, not watched souls games in ages but I think I saw that Santzo dude from an Elajjaz host though
>>147972391
Controllerhead, Kollin7, and SkiCrazedTeddy are all banned afaik.
wow, thanks yetee!
WOW! In the end they got 1 millon. CRAZY!
oh look a million dollars
who cares
now this is just embarrassing
1 million MEMES!
so how much is mike getting this time?
ONE MIRRION DORRAR
ONEMILLION
Y E T I
H O I Y P E
And /srg/ dies a little inside.
>donations on yesterday's VODs
>"may those doctors have all the borders they need by the time we're done with this"
what did he mean by this?
>>147973065
since mike is now living in coolmatty's hollowed out body he gets paid twice
>>147967597
>/srg/ has to go outside
How does it feel to know every one of your predictions was wrong, /srg/? That GDQs are not dying, that this one will probably go over SGDQ15 too?
>>147973220
GDQs have been on the decline for some time now. All those generous, anonymous donations are horse feathers.
>>147973220
>implying GDQ would ever allow the total to not reach $1mil
>>147973108
it's a joke
>>147973220
>filled with trannies
>clutch donations from nobody
yeah totally not dying/ grasping for life
nice to see you guys got those tin foil hats strapped on tight
>>147973339
>>147973349
>>147973480
Sure, sure, just pretend those people are throwing money away at MSF, a very reputable organization, just because a charity event cannot decline ever. You really are sad.
I'm sorry for you guys.
>>147973553
thanks!
>>147973480
>regularly in the most viewed streams list on twitch
yeah totally dying, it's on its deathbed as we speak, no one cares about it anymore
They'll make back as much as they put in to shore up this year's donations with the startup cash from next year's event. Not reaching $1,000,000 would do nothing but hurt GDQ, gotta spend money to make money.
>>147962220
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List of recommended runs:
>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Dustforce
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
Prompt_
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
Special Mention: Ocarina of Time ("Glitchless")
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin
Trials Fusion
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
>>147973727
Thanks m8, been watching the Jak and Daxter run, and it's pretty top
>>147964401
>witwix
>old gdq
here's your late (You)
>french donator
>borders are bad
epic
>>147973662
>what are viewbots?
>>147973727
Move down gimmick and move up momodora
>borders are bad
>what is sweden
>>147973903
>i apologise for bad england
>where were you when borders were kill
>>147973947
tin foil hat
>>147973947
Seek mental aid.
>>147973727
Good list.
>>147957391
some girls get really insecure if they have shitty eyebrows so they overdo it on the eyebrow maintenance
in this case she plucked away whatever might've been causing a unibrow and she's left with a fucking airfield strip in the middle of her forehead
also doesn't help that her forehead is literally a billboard and she never shuts her giant gullet
>>147957347
I can't stand this stupid fucking faggot
where do people learn that this is an acceptable way to behave/look?
didn't his mother ever tell him if he made his face like that it would stick? fucking disgusting prick
what would u guys rate narci if you legit thought she was born a girl?
I'd say about 5/10...
>>147973727
watching deus ex, seems good.
>>147974701
bullet/head
>>147974701
maybe after an underflow
>>147974701
literally a 0
>>147974701
A 3 with fixed teeth.
>>147974701
2/10 when "she" makes a retarded reaction face
6/10 in correct lighting and in a good picture
>>147974701
easy 2
>>147973963
wat? momodora was fucking garbo
>>147974701
People think she doesn't look like a girl? Oh well, transphobia I guess.
weakest bait i've seen in my life
^what he said^
>>147975059
it's not even bait you mong
>>147974832
exactly how sexually deprived are you
>>147975115
He reminds me of a girl I've slept with..
>>147975279
my condolences anon
>>147975330
She was at least a 7 in the correct lighting!
>>147974774
cant be a zero with a nice body shape/size.
also the pigtails bring her up a few points be honest