/srg/ speedrunning general

trannies

RPG runs are the best

>>147916883
are

p_ time soon

>>147916823
menuing is grindmonkey muscle memory

don't let the jrpgfaggots convince you otherwise

>>147916823
>Where are the comfy JRPGs edition
It's some shit when I'm looking more forward to the next rpglimitbreak marathon than the next gdq.

Thank fuck rpgs take hours to get through and can completely shit on you in the last 10 minutes of a run after 5+ hours. Keeps the attention whores out of the category for the most part.

this game SUCKS

>>147916939
Removing horrible zombies with his keyboard

>>147916823
>so skilless that it's able to be done while blindfolded

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeidHzAJfRY

>>147916934
gay

>>147917116
SOTN wasn't that easy

Oh god, this music is so annoying.

>>147917262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfVNMN9Klh

>go to sleep
>tranny playing GB games
>wake up
>ginger playing GB games
what is this purgatory

>>147917547
Some catchy shit, what's that from?

>>147916823
that's a tas right?

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>"Anonymous" donation
>His comment is a sales pitch for GDQ

>>147917796
did you sleep for 18 hours?

how was the pikmin run?

>>147918086
maybe

>>147918034
medievil

>>147918125
trainwreck went over estimate despite using the easiest route
30 minutes behind wr
chat went crazy because the "girls" voice was deeper than chrisms and everybody got banned

>>147918235
who is more of a man, the pikmin runner or caleb

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>tfw no qt tetris bf

why even live

>>147918134
>sleeping for more than 6 hours a night
Serves you right, degenerate

RIBBEDKILLA

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peaches soon

>>147918451
I didn't sleep the two days before, so that comes out fine. No degenerate confirmed.

>>147918482
finally

>>147918498
>I didn't sleep for two days
>then I slept for almost a day
>not a degenerate
You're not helping your case, degenerate. Get a grip on your life.

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>people excited for diablo 2
poor souls must not have watched agdq

>>147918558
>Get a grip on your life.
eh, maybe tomorrow

>>147918576
what happened in agdq

>>147918621
they ran it

it doesnt make a very good speedrun in my opinion

>>147918621
it was fuckign boring

just grinding for runes

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>Pokemon
>no Werster in sight

>>147918576
it's not a sorc run though, i'm not sure druid has the same amount of runes

>pokemon is a 4 way race
epic, one person is going to get good RNG and be way ahead of everyone else so it'll just be a normal run thats 1/4 the size

>>147918815
somebody is gonna be 30 minutes behind the lead and probably overestimate

>>147906385
>said by guy who has never tried a speedrun
actually try doing the glitches and tricks in Z64, I dare you, you wouldn't even get through the deku tree

>there's 3 actual women in the audience
>they're actually fuckable
Why is this going to be the best run of the day?

Yeah thank you """"""""""""""""""""""anonymous""""""""""""""""""""""

the genesis version of aladdin has better levels, music, graphics, animation, variety and is closer to the movie

fuck nintendo faggots

damn these anonymous guys from sweden and germany sure are generous o__o

>>147918972
this

I'll still take it over another rpg """Speedrun""" though

Do you think a japanese sgdq is less cringey? I'm sure would probably reek of ass, but at least all this donation/tranny shit wouldn't be there.

>greetings from Mike Uyama's basement
>save the anonimals

>>147919125
japanese don't leave their houses though

>>147919125
There's so few of them they'll have to resort to shmup scoring runs. A few of the top shmup scorers are trannies.

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>Diablo 2
>Save or kill Deckard Cain
What?

>>147919309
Exactly.

>it's pat/pj whoever from the jak and daxter run
>someone is fucking up hard
>the bants
This will be a good run.

>>147918972
Can't believe they always play the nintenbabby version

So, what runs have been good this GDQ?
I'm a wage slave and missed most of it.

>fingerless gloves

arthritis or just a badass?

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chat looking good rn

OUR BOY IS UP NEXT

>>147919591
homeless

>>147919590
Watch the fallout 3 run and the two worlds run.

You'll have seen the worst and the best of the whole event respectively.

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>donator quoting the Hippocratic oath on a stream pushing the agenda of transgender acceptance
>Do no harm unless its to the animals!
>... or mentally ill, desperate, deceived beta males who are convinced they need pumped full of hormones and to have their cocks mutilated to be happy for maybe the 20 years preceding their now absolutely guaranteed suicides
fucking terrible

Collective shitfest run
everybody choking
what a surprise

>>147919846
At least they're joking around tbqhwy
I hate when races are super 100% serious mode all the time.

>>147918576

What's wrong with diablo 2? The game was pretty dope

>>147919831
dumb roachposter

>>147919351
either you let him out of the cage, or you don't

he shows up in the later acts anyway as far as i know

>>147919946
the run has a lot of grinding in it

>>147919896
i just hate 444444444's humor

>>147919946
People don't enjoy grinding in speedruns, that's whats wrong with D2.

memes

>>147919997
>not liking our literal boy

>>147919994
>>147920013
is that still the case with a druid though?

i know it's the case with agdq's sorc run

>>147919946
I haven't seen the D2 route, but I'd imagine it's something like
>game breaking glitch
>alright we're at the last zone, but we have to level up and get equipment
>grind for over an hour straight

>>147919994
>>147920013
It's druid though

>>147919946
>>147920013
>>147919994
It's a total joke anyway. No surprise the runners are just speed autist who have never played the game before. People still play D2 online and every ladder reset hundreds of people race the ladder faster than they ever could.

>it's a woman trying way too damn hard to sing like mariah episode

It was decent until she tried vibrato.

Oh my fucking god
They're singing that stupid song AGAIN
They do this every fucking marathon every time they play this game
I like watching this game because it was one of my favorites back in the day, and they're ruining it with their SHIT singing
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I wish I could go up there and slap the autism off their faces!

lol that wuz legit funny

>>147919831
does she do anal?

>>147920121
nah, there aren't any skips like that in d2. most runes just grind runes and then use some OP runeword to carry them, and teleport

>>147920154
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>147919590
>>147919749
gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=22h18m21s

This was my favorite moment of the event. :^)

>>147919987
defend kebab just this one tho, the rest can be wiped from the Earth

>>147920206
No, she's pure you faggot.

>>147920121
>>game breaking glitch
d2 doesn't have those

>>147919831
who is that

>>147920297
anzu

>>147920297
https://twitter.com/anzujaamu?lang=en

>>147920250
Yeah sure I bet even the neighbor's dog has fucked her

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>in lead
>die

>>147920386
>>147920337
thanks buds

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>>147920297
anzujaamu

>>147920250
i want anzu to peg me while mocking my greek heritage

>>147920445
I'm Greek

our boi p_ next

based ribbedkilla throwing his career so others could win

>>147920434
thank you too

https://youtu.be/LawbREaH8CE?t=30

childrenoflight.mp4

can you guys ask soe to archive his broadcasts so I can fall asleep to his voice whenever I want to? :)

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>>147920445
What about sucking on her toes while she mocks your Greek heritage?

>>147920789
people who take pictures like that should all die

>>147920789
yes, keep posting more

why isn't peaches bald anymore?

>>147920925
he stopped shaving his head

>>147920789
Fuck off with your tranny bullshit.

>>147920872
>pictures like that while being clothed*
ftfyf

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>>147920893
just go to /int/, she's all over the board
>>147921026
anzu is legitimately not a tranny

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>>147921026
Fuck off with your "this legitimate girl is a tranny" meme you retard.

>>147920771
die faggot

peaches run with iceplug on the couch
fucking based
oldboys literally saving the marathon once again

>literally can't hear iceplug
>Perfect

>tfw you can't hear iceplug

>>147921403
Cant save a marathon this deep in the gutter
Only make few positive memories

triggered

>speedrunning rail shooters

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>dude in a silk dress

>dude in a silk dress
ENJOY YOUR LAST GDQ PEACHES

>dude in a silk dress
LMAO

>>147921626
post your wpm

>"Dude in a silk dress"

The game knows.

>Dude in a silk dress
Typing of the Dead confirmed banned from GDQ

>>147921014
why :(

>dude in a silk dress
BANNED.
THAT'S THREE STRIKES MCPEACHES. YOU.
ARE.
OUTTA HERE.

>No tranny on the couch
What a shame

>dude in a silk dress
How will guys playing dressup in public ever recover?

wow, anonymous so generous!

I really hope the strength boss has the story about the tranny going in the bathroom

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And again anonymous with these 500/1000/1500 donations with no meaningful message.

RAPE APE?

>no blueglass laughter
just not the same

>heated discussions
It knows.

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>Forcing donations

peaches is such a cutie

>Frisked by the police

she's not White, stop posting

>FRISKED BY THE POLICE

>imitation milk

>humanized pets

HOW does the game know

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>dude in a silk dress
>serves you right
>crocodile tears
>weep pathetically

>hairy lips

>peaches having to defend himself after "dude in a silk dress" popped up
It's too late bro, you're already banned

>>147921235
hey shut up, soe is by far the cutest srg boi

>>147922108
Nah it's completely random. for sure.

iceplug will never talk again
this gdq is proof

>sex, lies and scotchtape

>Sex, lies and scotchtape

Fuck off, announcer

>a story about bestiality and incest
>a dude in a silk dress
This is the best run so far

FUCK OFF ANNOUNCER

>make a debut in society
b-but I don't wanna

>3 anonymous $500 donations in a row with computer generated messages

There's a series of sentences on that boss about a guy being unable to tell what gender someone is. The last sentence is "Let's wait for it to use the bathroom." Missed opportunity.

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>I'M ANONYMOUS

>>147922671
is the staff making fake donations, or is someone actually donating?

>the same underwear for days
IT KNOWS

Do you have to press space between words in this game?

>>147922680
Is that true? That's hilarious.
They might have killed the run right there desu

>>147922680
Imagine the metldown.

>>147922651
WE GOT TO SAEV THE AMINALS

>>147922774
ye you have. pretty fun game actually, check it out

>lie cheat fake

uyama sweating bullets rn

https://youtu.be/VtYEWLGVYJo?t=52
Oh god, why didn't we get this one.

>>147922778
Yes, Peaches got it during a run practicing for SGDQ

>>147922892
holy fuck

>ethnically challanged

>>147922756
A few times over the course of the week would be ok. But 3/4 of all large donations are anonymous with either no comment, or a super generic one. Fishy as hell, especially as it looked like they well behind last years totals.

>>147923061
is not what it said

>>147922892
Game's got peaches back. Uyama would have killed him if that was on stream.

HEY PEACHES GOT TIME FOR MORE DONATIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS TENSE DIFFICULT BOSS?

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>$1000, commentless donation
>ZeratoR244
>google
>pic related

>>147923130
what did it say then

>>147923205
ethically challenged

>undeniable animal attraction
IT FUCKING KNOWS

>Long hair and bushy sideburns
BANNED

>Intend to quit being a human

>Assuming new identities

Holy fuck these phrases LMFAO

ASSUMING NEW IDENTITIES
IT KNOWS!

>>147923190
they always do this on the last day

>>147923306
>>147923315
>>147923337
>>147923350
game is bluepilled af

>tfw the best run this GDQ is a game on rails

>our boi isnt there to support peaches

what went wrong

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I'M AFRAID OF MY WIFE

>>147923434
good commentary happened.

At least peaches chose a good game to be his last gdq game.

>>147922892
>(((Goldman)))

>tame abuse, became recluse, this is how it began.

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>>147923434
streaming big is a full time job

Iceplug made a sound

>>147923475
>he'll never be allowed to run low% quest again

>>147923707
hehe

>>147923707
he laughed when the dude in a silk dress line came up

>no shoutout to duke

de_stroyed again

>kicking peaches off stage as soon as they could
I guess he really did get banned

>This is my last host of the event
Thank fuck

>>147922892
Ahhahah

>>147923865
he's better than the fat chibi anime girl

How's the LoD run? Is it a boring glitchy save&load piece of shit like d1 or is it a bit less technical?

is he wearing a chain hauberk

why couldn't he run a real speedgame instead of diablo

RIP in peaches

>>147923913
Still far from bearable.

>>147923913
Waah
Ha hye hyaah

>>147923939
less technical

>>147923961
>iceplug's reaction

>>147923961
based BrainSlug

>>147923961
based surveillance drone

>>147923961
iceplug knows what's up

>>147924038
Cool. D1 is impressive in it's own right but I like there to be a good medium between skips and glitches and tech and the game. D1 is just so far gone it's like two worlds 1, a total fucking joke. Thanks anon.

>>147922067

SHUT IT DOWN,THE GOYIM KNOW

>>147924000
What the fuck did you do?
You got repeating digits despite /vg/ being hardcoded to prevent them.

dat donation

>>147924146
Hownew

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>>147924049
he knows

>>147924049
Ice

Cold

>>147923190
Just announced it.

>... again no comment on donation...

>>147924146
only doubles

>>147924416
>now the name

>>147924049
our boi

>this nostalgia music

Maximum comfy

>>147923190
>>147924416
>>147924492
look up zeratorsc2.

he's literally one of THE most popular sc2 streamers.

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>diablo 2 "speedrun"
>terrible speedgame
>even worse when it's single segment
>not even the full game(Well that's good in a way)
>not even sorceress


So this is only here because they knew it would make money right?

>>147924546
>some french SC2 fuck
>french
>SC2
>streamer
No wonder nobody cares.

>is trying to make gold
>doesn't pick up a wand with possible +skills that sell for max vendor price

"speedrunners" everyone

>>147924560
>So this is only here because they knew it would make money right?
yep
>even worse when it's single segment
that's true, the 200+ segments, text-commentary runs are actually really interesting

literally stream monsters on the couch

So, is there any chance that this run isn't going to be a boring girndfest for 2 hours?

>fire druid
LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE

>realise I have no personality
>invest in some chainmail to deflect from that

This dude literally got his nut huggers on the couch

>>147924729
you can take a break

glitchless pokemon will probably be shit too, so you've got four hours to grab a long lunch and do something productive

>be useful when i go into the tower and do some rune hunting

and its a grinding shitfest see you lads in 2 hours

>>147924774
>S-SENPAI NEEDED ME ON THE COUCH

>>147924560
All of the hyped up games in the final day are shit for me. This event is as good as done. Now to catch the VODs I missed, probably gonna take another week.

>stamina shrine buff
>continues to fucking use his stamina pots
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH STOP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP STOP STOP.

>>147924974
super's usually entertaining, but I guess they're doing a good job of dampening any enthusiasm I have for it

http://www.speedrun.com/d2lod
Apparently, this cunt is half a minute away from world record.
With sorceress.
So why the fuck isn't he running sorc?

>>147924998
Stamina potions stack, you dork

>>147925143
I think sorc is more RNG dependent, regarding runedrops

Why doesn't he use maphack, it would make this run much faster

>>147925159
shrine doesn't stack with potions it's a separate timer and he's throwing them away.

>>147925143
he did sorc last time and it was a fucking bore because you're farming runes

this one's going to be slightly less boring but still fucking boring because it's still grinding runes

D2 is a horrible speed game

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>enigma
>now teleport run

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""anonymous""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Thanks """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ANONYMOUS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>147923781
based grav

All those anon $1000 donations. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG.

anonymous is my favorite guy

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>"Anonymous" $1000 donation
>Comment is fucking nothing
STOP

I'm glad I never got into diablo. This game looks shit.

alright anons, who of you keeps sending 1000 bucks in?
donate 1000 bucks to me too qq

Who the fuck looks forward to diablo 2 run?

>>147925709
It's pretty good when you're playing it and not grinding to turn it into cheese. No reason not to give it a try anyway. It's old as dirt, runs flawlessly on win10 even, and natively on everything else, and is totally playable offline. Totally worth a download if nothing else, just to have for one day if your internet ever gets knocked out.

>>147925745
But anon, you don't kill cancer, or animals. Can't do that.

>>147925745
only if you give me your babies

What a great speedrun, really fast paced and exciting.

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Bros, how do I sell hard drugs to nerds in order to fuel my ego in donations under the alias "Anonymous"?

>>147925853
>win10

>>147924697
>that's true, the 200+ segments, text-commentary runs are actually really interesting
Link?

any new drama regarding the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""female"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speedrunner"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""emily""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?

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>>147925709

The way it handles and the animations more than makes up for the pixelation

I already caved in to the nostalgia and started reinstalling

It's amazing to think as a kid, the pixelboobs on the succubi were fucking hot

>>147925992
Disguise your business as a speedrunning association

>>147926000
>even
yes, even on that piece of hot trash. Just goes to show how versatile it is. Still gets updated occasionally too, as well as new ladder seasons.

>>147926057
no

>>147925865
I can start to!

>>147925992
Advertise them as causing hallucinations where the consumer has sex with anime grills.

Then donate during the D2 run because you're German which means you have a huge boner for the the game for reasons you yourself can't explain.

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>>147926067
you know it. I can't connect to battle.net though, are the servers gone?

>>147926036
http://speeddemosarchive.com/Diablo2LoD.html

Sören has the more entertaining, Pascal Fischer the better run. It's basically a shit-ton of savescumming for XP shrines and drops.

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>>147926067

do you guys donate? why did you donate?

>>147926067
Nostalgia is irrelevant to me, and I think if you want a game that's about running around killing shit and looting items there are better options.

To that end, I'm kinda sad there's no Borderlands run

>>147926532
There's more going on in Diablo 2 than "running around killing shit and looting items"

>>147926364
Thanks man

>>147926315
european realm is definitely up
>>147926663
enjoy

>>147926532
>borderlands
literally rngfest and walking simulator

>>147926520
Not this year. They've ruined gdq, not going to support it.

>>147926724
I'll probably need to reinstall then, damn.

>>147926520
If I was going to throw money at MSF, I'd throw money at MSF, and not at this GDQ rubbish. Good thing they've got all these anonymous donors with thousands of dollars!

>>147926520
Uyama's already a rich NEET, why would I want to line his pockets even more?

>>147926851
>>147926724
nevermind, never noticed the classic pack from the bnet site has an out-of-client updater, that did it. Apparently two patches since april, jesus christ.

>>147926851
probably just need to make a new bnet account and patch the game; you don't need a key to make a new account for classic blizz games like wc3 and d2.

>>147927005
yeah it was just out of date. Sad to hear you play on EU servers though, don't want us to be ultra laggy if we play together. You probably play modded single player anyway though.

>>147926532

Diablo II is a much better game in terms of actual gameplay than any installment of Borderlands.

Not even nostalgia talking, haven't played it in years, but damn son, give it a fucking chance at least.

I'm a pretty big soe fan, can you guys ask him to set up an ask fm account so I can get to know him a bit better? I'm scared of asking him myself, please help me out guys

>ywn fuck cronikeys up against a wall

>>147927226

sent ;)

>>147927279
don't set the tourists off ty

*yawns*
*stretches paws*
ahh.. i sure could go for a slayer stream right now..

LE WAA XDDDD

>>147927226
I'll tell him when he wakes up ;)

>>147927103
You can probably find some peruvians that just got the game for the first time in a pub to level with.
There's usually some pub leveling parties up, it's quite fun.

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>over $200,000 has been 'donated' between the 8th and the 9th
Calling bullshit, this event wasn't even supposed to break $500,000 the way it was going
>Oh wow, we did it guys, we made over a million dollars for Doctors Without Borders!
I'm getting mad

>>147927401
Wanna yiff?

>All donations below 100$ are from people with names and have actual comments.
>All donations above100$ are mysteriously from """"""""anonymous""""""""" with generic auto generated comments.

Yep, nothing to see here folks, just walk along.

>>147927401
>>147927573
*face paw*

>>147927508
Donations always ramp up near the end, it has never been linear.

>>147927508
It's not exactly news that GDQs are Jewyama's money laundering scam

>>147927508
the donations always go up a ton during the final weekend this is normal

>>147927485
Yeah I just want a real person to play with. I've made at least 15 different characters to play with some /v/irgins, and we almost always get to catacombs, then quit. I haven't completed the game with any of them, and I only got to act 3 with one.

>>147927627
Wanna yiff?

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>still more than an hour of retarded cow noises

>ywn lock cronikeys in your basement and force her to stream a social eating stream of her sucking down gallons of semen

>>147927776
>tfw will never play D2 online because pirated

>>147927853
at least it's better than "DOOM"

>>147927932
can't you use open bnet with a pirated copy?

Can we all at least be thankful for no awful 2 hour Rayman run from SpikeVegata this year?

>>147927776
wow /v/irgins must be bad, i've completed normal with the autists from my /wpsg/ guild in a couple hours while the server was down
murricans, europeans, mongolians. ping was awful.

>>147927984
>the CD key you are using is for a different game
Or something like that. I'm on 1.13, maybe it's that

>>147927932
>>147927984
you can use tunneling services for LAN play. not sure about open b-net; I think you need a legit key for that

>>147927951
>>147927853

WAAAAH XD

>>147928059
Oh. Well yeah they're on 1.14d now, but oh well. Guess i'll just run through with a necro.
>>147927995
Yeah it's not hard, but i've tried to get people to play on official servers when those fags were shilling their awful d2 private server back in the day, and I would usually get a full party, but it would never stick.

So what exactly is the point of going to the cow level?

And why are people "hype" for this?

I swear if it's just an optional area that costs time and provides nothing in return I'll just turn the stream off.

>>147928209
>Guess i'll just run through with a necro.
Boner gives me PTSD; I've tried like 10 times to level a summoner but always switched to boner because it's 20 times better mid-way.

>sig finally on

we are saved

>>147928442
They're cows! And they're walking on their hind legs trying to kill you!

>>147928582
xD

headcrag can you as soe what gay forums he posts in?

>>147928442
just a donation incentive to do a bonus level

>>147928442
Because its a SECRET LEVEL anon!

>speedrunning a game that has randomly generated map patterns

????

>>147928686
So is it actually interesting/funny, or is it gdq "interesting/funny"?

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What the fuck is going on

>>147928442
its a MEME anon dont you get it
MOOO
XD
SO LE RANDOM AND FUNNY

>>147928803
they're not really that random, the maps are also easily navigable if you notice patterns in them.

Banana phone! HAHAHA! Timeless!

>>147928803
it's not really random, you can tell most of the layouts
>>147928808
it's an ancient meme

>>147928803
The patterns are not random, pay attention.

>>147929145
soylent is so gross, it tastes like jizz

>>147928808
in diablo one, there's a cow that you can click that says "moo". It was a "that kid" kind of story that if you clicked it eight hundred thousand times in one sitting it would open up a portal to a secret cow level where the cows would attack you. Starcraft (1) had a cheat to (i believe) skip levels called "thereisnowcowlevel". Diablo 2 has a cow level as a hidden area after you visit tristram and pull that fucking scalping asshole wirt's leg off of his corpse, jam it in the horadric cube with a tome of town teleport scroll, and click fuse, it opens up a portal to an ACTUAL cow level, where there ARE cows trying to kill you. It's a good grinding spot for like 40+.

>>147929240
.... how do you know how jizz taste?

>>147929329
By tasting it

I love this runner's channel but the donation reader and the general mode of these new GDQs is killing this for me.

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>>147927892
set it up so she has to take a swig every time money is donated and you'd make a killing

>bale
jfc this annoucer

>light/medium paladin armors have a cool crusader chainmail sort of look
>heavy paladin armors look like generic plate mail shit

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fucking hell, I would actually prefer edobean with neutral donations than this shit

>people in the chat getting timeouts for simply typing "cringe"

100% safe place, no mean twitch trolls allowed hehe (also save the animels :p)

God, I'm really enjoying these super ebin cow maymays.
Especially the 75th time was great, though 132nd was pretty cool too.

>>147929931
imagine edobeaner with all these cow meme donations

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>>147930190

The Wiggling Medievil

>>147929998
they screen words /v/ stop making these posts

Are there any good non-sorc hell speedruns with good commentary?

>>147930190
I bet she is used to being on all four and moooing like a cow

>he keeps calling demons monsters
REEEEEEEE

>>147929273
>
in diablo one, there's a cow that you can click that says "moo". It was a "that kid" kind of story that if you clicked it eight hundred thousand times in one sitting it would open up a portal to a secret cow level where the cows would attack you.

No. The joke was that if you clicked the cow ten times, the character would say 'yeah, that's a cow alright you retard'.

>mcdonalds observatory
>americans name their telescopes after burger joints

top sides

>>147930320
I would post a webm but it would probably get me banned

>>147929240
Meh, depends on diet. It's not so bad if there's plenty of fruit in the diet. :^)

Your pokemon race lineup preview:

Gunnermaniac3
>Grindmonkey

Keizaron
>funny memes xdd

ExtraTricky
>Gonna finish last

Exarion
>One true god

>>147930468
>what are surnames

>>147930469
upload it elsewhere and link to it, mods dont mind that

>>147930443
No, it's 8 times, and it says that's a cow alright, then "i'm not thirsty", then "i'm no milkmaid", the rumor was that clicking it an obscene number of times would open up to the secret cow level.

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>>147930468

>>147930468
McDonald Observatory pre-dates the fast food joint by like 10 years.
We name our fast food after our observatories is more like it

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>>147930468

who is the donation reader? I can't decide if it's him who sucks or whoever is picking these comments to read.


Anal cancer, please

>>147930725
Retards who make those donations actually, he's just doing his job, it's impossible to read these not in a cringy way.

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>grab a murse

Who says it like that?

>merce instead of merk

>>147930304
medievil

>getting to watch mitch get blown out by TASbot instead of pokemon

yes please

>>147929517
>has to take a swig
>implying it wouldn't be forced down her throat against her will

S I G O N ' S
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>>147931164

enjoy your ban

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