Dota 2 - /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

DEE
TOO
GAY

>>147928493
Yes i do trust him. And once more, dont forget, drink lot of water aswell, no soda or coffee or any shit like that. Tea is fine to drink, some nice green or black tea.

> get shat on early game
> bunch of shitters with ggwp calls
> sill tryhard and win le balanced comeback gold fights
> shitters think they had something to do with it and go off trying to chase people solo
> get shat on some more
> "I told you guys it's gg"

reported

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Luna ult should go through bkb

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>no T1 Dota to watch for 1 more month

Damn, I miss the dcucks game. Was it good?

odd fap
even sleep

>>147929323
if 2 u gay

>>147928940
make it part of the aghs upgrade

>>147929546
if 2 u gay lol

>>147928940
Even if it did it would do zero damage.

Jesus why are we so dead.

>>147929637
if 2 u gay cakeboi

>>147930017
if 2 u gaylord

>>147928683
>him
Faggot

>>147930224
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>147929969
No esports
No drama
No big tourneys
No theorycrafts because dead patch

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Annie 'AnneeDroid' LeClair

Though relatively new to the professional Dota 2 casting scene, Annie has been following Dota for over 4 years. Her journey into commentary started at the beginning of 2015, and she hasn't looked back since. She's attended several events as a spectator, including TI4 and ESL New York 2015, but found her break out moment at the recent TI6 Qualifier Hub at the BTS Studio. Annie received amazing support from the community and is now moving into casting full time. She will be joining the Moonduck team as a lead play by play commentator.


thanks reddit, Dota 2 is fucking dead.

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>>147930639
MOMMY

>>147931391
i want to use those mountains as a fundation for my future house

>>147930639
>Moonduck
Who runs this?
Good on them for making a containment zone for shitty casters

I didn't buy into Valve's jewry. Can someone share with me how the arcana vote is going?

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>>147928940
>tfw you will never go swimming with luna ;_;

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>>147932063
>He can't Lucid Dream

>>147931975
No

>>147930638
agree completely on every point. there are bugs that have existed for years, incomplete things they could easily fix and features that should've been added by ti3 that still aren't there. they made literally hundreds of millions with this game but decided to only have 3 people working on it since ti2. and the retarded community fucking defended it too

dota is dying precisely because of this.

>tfw played dota for four years and not once spent a single penny
>actually caused Valve to lose money by putting burden on their servers

Fuck you Gabe. Fuck you Valve.

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is this guy just a forgotten hero at this point?

bkb counters everything and str heroes give out so much damage now they can tank and kill golems in 2 hits

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>>147931975

if 2 everyone's gay lol

>>147930638

You can thank plebbit for sucking gaben's dick LITERALLY non-stop.

>>147930638
Yeah as someone whos played since beta, as big as this game is worldwide, valve really squandered its popularity. It could have been next level huge instead of just one of the top

hey guys what about
Mjollnir Clinkz

>>147933798

no dota never could be that becuase of how unfriendly it is to get into

and its not about le epic tutorials but about the core mechanics of the game

there really is a reason why you cannot win or lose your lane in lol

>tfw watching Thorin host CSGO

This guy is so damn good.

Why can't he migrate to dota?

>>147932795
What if you went blink Aether Lense and casted upheaval in teamfights?

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>He doesn't 2 stack with a friend and run down mid in solo ranked and bathe in the butthurt of the solo apes

>>147933920

There is nothing that can't be solved with more manpower behind the project.

People complaining about toxicity? Make carebear no-chat queue.

As is, there are like 10 people working on a game that rakes in millions every month, and Valve is just the top fucking Jew for not putting more behind it.

And if you think the kids playing LuL aren't toxic, you're mistaken.

I DID IT

35 HEROES BLINK CALLED BY AXE

FUCK VALVE AND THEIR STUPID QUESTS

>>147933850
Kill yourself

>>147934132

Wow, duo mid much impress.

What do you do after the first 10 minutes, when your other lanes have been shat on and you're the same level as the enemy team support?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4s0xqj/teen_dies_after_playing_dota_for_22_days_straight/

LOL

>>147934290
The game is inherently toxic because of how badly you can get raped by good players.

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Currently we are being raided by Activision Blizzard-hired shills, who are endlessly shitposting and trying to throw shit on Dota 2 and Valve, on Dota 2 general.

As the pool of shills are the same of JIDF and similar Israel controlled "creative marketing" institutions, they are also trying to devalue and shit on /pol/ while mis-using terms such as goy and calling Valve Jews to diminish its true meaning.

They are focusing hard on trying to portray Valve as Jews and Dota 2 base as "goys" for whatever reason they can, on a true Free to Play game that makes its revenue only through pixel cosmetics.

They are provoking people into shitposting and chaos by blatantly deceitful and provoking posts. They are calling people who enjoy the game valve drones.

Please report and ignore these posts for a better gulag experience, thank you.

>>147934425
Anon you need to work on your reading comprehension. He's talking about feeding down mid with a friend for the sole purpose of enraging his other 3 teammates because party MMR haHA WHO CARES xD

>>147932170
Different anon
Whenever I lucid dream i get attacked by shadow people D:

>>147934481

That's what MMR and queues are for. Make a good system to calibrate smurfs and everything's fine. Never mind other solutions like compulsory bot games and such.

>>147930638
We need CLQ to host Ti6.

>>147934647
>>147932170
How do I learn to Lucid dream?

>>147930638

> buy overwatch
> play every hero once
> go back to doter

See you in a month (which coincidentally is the best period of time for a break from dotes)

>>147933920
>there really is a reason why you cannot win or lose your lane in lol
desu i hate this about that game

also i hate the fact that no hero can outfarm the enemy team and win just because they're more farmed(naga, alch, ember, AM etc)

>>147934714
No I mean heroes who will punish cuck players like a fed Slark in pubs.

>>147934647
man the shadow people really are annoying

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what a depressing game

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>>147934647
I used to Lucid Dream but once I found out the only limits to what you experience are your imagination I got scared of it

>tfw watching the entire history of a species I created evolve from lizard-monkeys to advanced bipedel scientist warriors only to nuke their own planet to death over territory
>In what felt like 5 hours as a Memnarch like observer

Shits deep man, I should have stuck to flying around. Now I just let the dreams go where they go, seems like it'd be real easy to hate the waking world and only want to sleep.

>>147934647
Imagine having sex with them

The fear goes away.

What is THE naga build in the current patch?

>>147935029
poor morph

>>147934956

> more people working on dota
> "campaigns" and single player
> missions where you have to "defeat" fed heroes as a team of underfed supports

Please stop. Everything can ALWAYS be made more accessible.

>>147935070
same as the last like 4 patches

>>147935116
he was doing great until he went full retard and died 3 times in a row split pushing with no replicate up

>>147935070
Same but add the memeball of low cooldowns

>>147935070
still bottle arcanes radiance redditcore travels manta whatever

>>147935428
>tfw you're on tilt and carrying your entire team on your back and so focused on tiny mechanical advantages and tactically outplaying the enemy team that you forget basic strategy

iktf

Watching the CSGO major makes me realize how shitty our own tournaments are.

Yet why is our prize pool $18,000,000 when CSGO can barely scrape by a million?

>>147936009
UNDER BUDGET

AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

>>147936009
Doturds have more disposable income and more support from Valve (when it comes to prizepools at least).

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Guys what do I do??!?!?!?
I've tried to do the goddamn WR quest for 20 games. I can never get both the objectives to 3.

If i get one of the objectives to 3 i dont get the other, i was 17 attacks off of 3 stars once and its depressing that i cant win get it.
Any tips?

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>>147936157
Join one of those quest lobbies full of third world scummies where you win trade completing quest objectives.

That's literally the only way anyone three-starred that Axe Call quest.

>>147936157
git gud

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Are you playing the best hero in the game, /vg/?

>>147936364
who is that cute girl i need to know right now

>>147936642
Haven't had it installed for 9 months LOL

>>147936642
No two units is too hard.

just made enemy timber get mass reported by his team full of russians

feels good

> tfw russians think he does dmg thru repel

>>147936685
Kaname-kun

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Is getting hotd on tiny to farm ancients viable?

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>>147937065
Just Morbid Mask should do and only when farming heroes isn't an option.

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>free single-target mek that damages
>free 12 (TWELVE) second BKB with 2 (TWO) second downtime
>free shivas guard passive thats 2x as strong
>10 second glyph on HEROES and BUILDINGS
>use ult and W for LITERAL damage immunity

How is this hero not top tier again?

>>147937185
Because he lanes poorly but lul pros still think laning stage matters

>>147937183
by farming ancients i meant stacking them also

>>147937185
DUDE DIFFUSAL BLADE LMAO

>>147937185
just purge my ass up sempai

>>147937185
>countered by a 1800 gold item

>>147937404
How are you going to clear them without an Aghs?

Is your Aghs early enough and map secure enough that you can stack ancients without them being taken by the enemy?

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>>147936642
Yes, yes I am

>>147937619
they usually dont expect a tiny stacking ancients so thats not a problem desu

>>147937758
Well then go for it I guess.

I HAD RAX
AT 13 MINUTES
I WAS 6-0
FUCKING VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET MY ARSE, THESE FUCKS LITERALLY MANAGED TO FEED LEGION 84 DUEL DAMAGE IN 20 MINUTES, HOW DO THEY FUCKING LOSE THAT GAME, I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING ON A FUCKING PLATE.
What do you do after you've had the most soul crushing defeat in your life?
I know im not a perfect player
I know i fuck up a lot
I know I can't win every match
But why.
WHY.

>>147937750
U to the N to the R to the A to the N to the K to the E to the D

>>147937185
Strong offlaner, can dominate lanes with heal and slow. In ideal omni game you will rarely ever use ulti
t. Got to 5k mmr by spamming omni

Doturds

Dotards

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>>147937750
>co-op bot

>>147937926
>>147937843
>implying unranked is any different from ranked if your unranked mmr is high

Help.

>>147938207
there is no such thing as high unranked mmr

pros playing unranked would be qued with 3k shitters

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>>147938330
we cant

>>147938417
:^)

>>147935046
what a dream. One day I will be able to dream like that

>>147938417
Except unranked is literally the same as ranked aside from your mmr being invisible.
How do you think matchmaking worked before ranked was implemented?

>>147938639
maybe being dead is like lucid dreaming
can you confirm this for me

>>147938676
except its literally not you retard

ranked CHANGED the system, thats why people didnt calibrate at 9k but at 5k

if pros qued on unrnaked they would play against 3/4k retards 100% guarantee

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Techies buffs when? It's been a while, old buddy.

>>147938878
provide proofs friend

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guess the hero

>>147938878
You're objectively wrong friendo, apart from the fact that they would queue with 3-4k players for a little while, before pulling away from the bracket due to them not playing unranked often

>>147939115
there is no need for a proof if you werent a 3k shitter you would know that unranked is horrible to play becuase its just 3k shitters, no one good ever plays there

i play unranked with friends becuase the mmr difference is too big and every game is the same, im against a 3k shitter mid and own the lane, its just a joke mode by now

>>147935782
I thought u got travels before octarine

>>147939452
provide proofs

>>147938878
>if pros qued on unrnaked they would play 4k retards
so nothing changes?

>>147939640
aui plays with freinds and they won like 80 games in a row

the reason is that they are high mmr players queing unranked, and in unranked they are qued agaistn 3k/4k players

that is the same for every account ever, unranked is just to get exp to play ranked and to throw with friends, nothing more

>>147939787
you know the drill

>>147939135
TB?

>>147934074
The Slark that had been following you for the past 10 seconds would stick his knife in your buttcrack and it would be like you never existed

so fucking tired of seeing life stealer in every game

>>147939946
no i dont know the drill

if you really fail to realise that after couple of years of there not being a ranked mode the most people could gain was like 2k mmr you are a retard

the system was changed with ranked so that points go up all the time instead of whatever the fuck it was before where people were max 5k


if you want a proof get gut then que unranked and enjoy your joke matches against 3k/4k players

>>147939135
Lycan

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>>147940023
you're goddamn right

playing terrorblade was the best decision of my life

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>>147940214
>unranked

>>147940214
>look guys im stomping 3k animals with a op champ

lmao dotards

>>147940289
only at exp trophy lvl 5. vhs unranked though

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>>147940089
>enemy team picks naix safelane, timber offlane and roaming riki

I'm tired of these reruns

>>147940214
that's a new account anyway

>>147939787
It's because he queues with 3k trashcans so he can get matched against other 3k trashcans so they can stomp on stream you retard
Sing and Draskyl do the same

>>147940150
>time goes on
>if you have above 50% winrate your mmr will slowly rise into whatever number the max is eventually
wow

>>147940442
no he does not
aui ques with his buddies that are all 6k+

not his subs or girl streamers or whatever
you dont know what you talk about

they que unranked becuase finding a 6k 5man ranked game on us servers would take half a day, so they just que unranked and hey unranked is dogshit and even if you have 10k points you will find a match with 3k retards in less than 4mins

where tf did khezzu go?

>>147940627
but but le aui is bad meme

>>147940651
right into the trashcan where he blongs along with his damageless void build

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>Playing for 2 years
>Not even 4k
Why even live doturds?

>>147941378
>he doesnt have the willpower to forcehimself to get better
lmao this shitter

>>147940790
you mean right into the international 6

>matumbaman: lets be gay?

why is he the best

>>147940150
valve literally said themselves that there is invisible mmr
kill yourself asap

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dear d2g,
its me gabe newell. i eat a lot. james is an ass.

i need you to help me with a cross promotion with tf2. before the international of 2016, we need to conceptualize and implement a tf2 hero into dota 2. he would be something tf2 players can relate to, ideally using a core concept from that game like explosive jumping or damage falloff.

unfortunately valve is a small indie development firm, and we need the community to supply our updates. so let's hear those concepts.

>>147942303
that works different then the mmr they introduced couple years later

its you who should kill yourself

calibration really does something, they really worked on it and not just "lmao lets make unranked visible xd" thats why it took so long, because valve hates working

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This looks like complete garbage

>>147942472
dont worry its le immortal so it deosnt have to be good looking

it will have epic effects

thats how valve does it, community made hats are 10x better than their BUT they dont have le effects

>>147942472
Invoker sets really get worse by the day

>>147942459
when introducing ranked they literally said the only difference is that you now see your mmr

I can't fathom how retarded you have to be to pull all this inane bullshit out of your ass

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;_;

>>147942716
post your source since suddenly valve explained everything

>>147942472
It's a but too similar to riki's shit IMO

>>147942723
how else will ld get his shekels? dota's a dying game

>>147937491

con fuckin gratys you purged one guy

your carry still can't do shit to 4 players

>>147942802
kek you're the one who didn't want to post sources and now you're asking.
dumb faggot whit double standards, that the best combination.

search for their blogpost they published when introducing ranked matchmaking, even someone as retarded as you should be able to find it.

>>147942946
con fuckin gratys you protected 4 players
your carry still can't do shit since he's dead

>>147943165
no you are the one that out of a sudden claims valve stated how things work when they DIDNT

i wont search for shit, i NEVER claimed i have some written ruleset by valve explaining eveyrhting, you did

DEAD GAME LUL

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>>147942946
GA is usually popped to save a core, being able to go ahead and kill that core anyway makes GA far less of a nuisance

Omni still has a grotesque winrate even in highest bracket so that goes to show how effective that counter is

>>147943395
Wow.

This post really made me think about the sad state that dota is in.

I think it's time I moved on to greener pastures, and I invite you to join me my friends.

I am now an #overwatchman

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How can i learn to pick and counter pick?

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>>147943319
>don't look up anything
>woo there aren't any sources that contradict my randomly made up theories

and since I'm in a good mood today and you are obviously to stupid to google for "dota ranked matchmaking blog", here you go:
http://de.dota2.com/2013/12/matchmaking-2/

>>147943437

Yeah it's pretty easy to pretend you can counter omni with diffusal, but apparently the laning stage of the carry who never died once for 20 minutes isn't important for the d2g profis.

Pudge nerfs when?

>Hooks you from 5000 units removing half your hp because pure dmg
>Stuns you, kills you, heals himself in the process and get another 2 thousand hp bonus and magic resistance
>All of that goes through magic immunity
>"Heh, nothing personnel, meat."

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>>147943736
me on the right

>>147943827

> getting hooked

git gud

When do you think the immortal III chest will come out?

>>147943569
Can I say nigger freely there?

>tfw you'll never play the game for the first time again
>tfw you'll never be in the bracket in which pudge mid is viable again
I want to go back. I miss the 24-2 pudge games against invokers mid where both deaths are denies.

how do i play against magina?
hes just too strong in all stages of the game

>>147944067

jungle his ward

>>147943779
>laning stage of the carry who never died once for 20 minutes

omni's actually shit in lane
sure he can crap all over absolutely shitty players but purification Lv1 is shit and his mana pool is shit and you can punish him very easily
if he's babysitting he's behind in levels and farm which he needs desperately

>>147943736
you need to understand what makes a hero good and bad. for example:
skeleton king is a pretty stable carry with a FREE aegis but it requires him to have mana to be able to use it. if you first pick him the enemies will probably go all out with lion, kotl, AM or phantom lancer. counter picking you.
basically you need to be good to understand when to pick heroes. alternatively you can learn to itemise in such a way as to counter their counterpicks.

>>147944067
bick pa and end fast
pick sven, farm fast and end while you can take him down to 1/4 hp from one echo sabre hit. don't get caught out if he has abyssal

>>147944121
he just blink to safety and gg

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>>147943916
>Barely dodge a hook
>It magically teleports a bit to the side
>You just got ~le hooked :^)

>>147944152
lmao not playing omni mid

>>147943915
his stiffy never fails to make me laugh

>>147944067
long lasting bkb piercing disables

>>147944368
reminder that omni DESTROYS ember spirit mid

>>147944152

> farm he needs desperately

lmao fuck off pleb

all you need on omni in the first 10 minutes is soul ring

all you need on omni in the first 20 minutes is mek and arcanes

git gud

>>147936364
I pulled it off in an over hour long game quite easily though
>thank you based russians feeding the other team and only winning because they fucked up their BB's eziest quest of my lyf

>>147944067
Play with lane dominators, then while you're at advantage but can't take highground farm their jungle, while your pos 1 or 2 are in yours, get pickoffs, get your advantage even bigger. Simple if you're not below 4k.

>>147939085
i've not had the chance to whip out my techies arcana and be cancerous for a few patches which is sad

I keep having to pick position 4, usually a roamer or jungler. I want to git gud at Beastmaster jungle because he's decent right now and I have a good set for him.

Let's say I bind Boar to 3 and second boar to 4, and bird to 5 and second bird to 6 (1 is hero, 2 is courier on almost everything and is muscle-memoried at this point. The boar/bird hotkeys are just hypothetical atm). Will 4 always select the boar that was summoned latest? Or if I summon a second boar, will it fill the slot of whatever hotkey isn't active at that point? Or will I have to Ctrl+3/4 every time I summon a new boar?

>>147944696
if it works anything like tb illusions it'll be the latter

>>147944152
>if he's babysitting he's behind in levels and farm which he needs desperately
>lvl and farm
>needs desperately
>omni
???

>>147944468
>>147944967
>omni is a good solo support

t.2K shitters

>>147944696
these are my hotkeys:
F1 for hero, F2 for courier
then numbers 0 to 9 are control groups i bind every game
for BM i use 1 for hero, 2 for both boars and 3 for the hawks. but i usually micro the hawks individually. theres also a patrol command (P by default) but ive never used it before

>>147944696
>going jungle
>ever
lmao. bm junglers are the worst players usually I played a game with a '4K' bm jungling who never used his ult and refused to fight or push, just jungled. then opened his mic screamed at us because we didn't wait for him to farm an octarine core and shouted GG COMMEND ME CARRY NOOB TEAM after we eventually won while he was jungling still. hope it was ironic anyways

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>tfw played support for so long I am now better at denying with 50 attack damage than lasthitting with 60+qb
Also
>being a lanecuck

How is a character's worth calculated when it dies?
An enemy 16/3 tinker (thanks to some retard mid who picked drow against it and fed 5 deaths in 5 minutes) should not be worth 300 gold.

>>147945157
>i had one bad experience with a retard in my low skill bracket, so all bm junglers are bad
theres a reason beastmaster is played almost exclusively in jungle during pro games, anon

>>147945073
I'm not saying he's good(although he isn't as bad as you try to make him look) but he doesn't desperately need farm and levels.

>>147945295
>Pugna and Necro
>Supports
????????????

>>147944468
>>147944967
>mek on a support omni

>omni is a position 5

kill yourselves

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>walking down the street
>see this

what do?

>>147945390
my flaming is to encourage people to not jungle though, the pro's are rotating in jungle but even at 4K people just want to afk farm in the jungle. this is leading to more losses because honestly who cares if your beastmaster has good farm at 15 minutes game could already be over by then if he's sat there doing nothing

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Hi, 2k retard here.
How do i build ebolapope? I mostly build him like heal/aurabitch then aghs then hex then rfo.
I looked up in DB top Necto players and i was surprised.

One of them builds tranquills and blademail every fucking game. I could understand blademail, it gives armor, int and extra damage from active. But tranqs? Necro needs stay alive in teamfight as long as possible to spam heals, but tranqs can't regenerate health when you are IN A MIDDLE OF A FIGHT AND CONSTANTLY GETTING ATTACKED and it doesn't provide any extra mana like arcanes or tankiness like pt. I guess ms is good, even when disabled and armor combined with blade mail is not bad, but you can't spam heal as often as with arcanes or pt tread-switch.

And the second guy from the top of the list buys phase boots. Why? WHY? If you want ms then tranqs+wind lace is the way to go, also bonus armor. But phase gives nothing but shitty +dmg and shitty ms bonus. No extra mana to spam heal, no extra ehp, no int to scale spell dmg. NOTHING.

>>147945529
laugh at his gpm

How do I into Smoke of Deceit?

>>147945456
Come to think of it I do play them as greedy supports or dual offlaners. But because it's a pub there's always some necessary wards that nobody else is buying

Should have just said I am never position 1 or 2 and I don't last hit much in the first ten minutes

>>147945616
I build veil, lol

>be ember spirit
>win my lane hard
>enemy starts five man deathballing
>my team falls for it
>juggernaut is flaming me really hard because i die 3 times against riki / ls / dp, whatever
>we go late game, I have 3 rapiers, crit, bf, bots (swapping bots for linkens when defending base)
>i kill 3 of the enemy when they are pushing
>allied juggernaut and timbersaw walk down mid and go high ground as 2, even though I tell them "they have buyback, we need to fight them in OUR base"
>they die instantly
>we get mega'd, I hold out with my 3 rapiers for a bit but then they kill me because I have to choose whether or not to try to defend ancient while my team is dead
>I was the ONLY reason the game didn't end at 25 minutes, and juggernaut still tries to get everyone to report me

FUCK this. I am done playing carry in ranked.

>>147945616
greaves, aghs, refresher

>>147945616
wind lace brown boots raindrops wand early game

Then Veil, then blink, then Aghs, boots to travels

Works for me. But you can use any boots upgrade, urn, shadowblade instead of blink, dagon, etc. Lots of choices.

>>147945621
>push out lanes
>scan somewhere
>smoke up and go where you scans or the opposite side of the map depending on if you found anyone
>ward along the way

>>147945859
>you play support
>this noob support no ward no smoke no invis clock NO FORCE BLYAD REPORTED

>>147945859
Wrong, while they're trying to deathball, you're farming and pressuring the other 2 lanes.

Git Gud

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Reminder that your shitty overrated MOBA will never get viewers like this.

>>147946260
I don't even care, at least as a support I can show up to early fights and make sure my team doesn't lose incredibly. My preferred type of hero is ultra late game carry, but I think that's a really inefficient way to climb. I think the best MMR grinding hero for me might be Phoenix.

>>147946435
Yeah, I was doing that for the first 35-ish minutes. When they have Lifestealer with an abyssal blade walking around inside of Riki, I couldn't leave the base. My supports did an inadequate job of keeping the map lit up. I remember one time I told Earthshaker we needed vision of roshan (they did it abt 4 times and we didn't contest a single one), and I specifically told him he needed to buy a smoke of deceit in order to ward safely. Does he? No, he walks to rosh and feeds.

When Jugg and Timber pushed mid, our 2 other lanes were pushing in (and we had no T3s), so I would rather defend than push mid, get maybe one of their T3s, then get wiped and raxed

>>147946870
>csgo betting dies
>"competitive" viewership of people hacking for cosmetics will die too
what now gotard

>>147935029
>Doom goes for refresher aghanims
Game losing mistake right there

>>147946870
wtf i hate dota now

>>147947076
>he needed to buy a smoke of deceit in order to ward safely
>Does he? No, he walks to rosh and feeds.
this is me. i feel like learning how to use smoke should raise my mmr by like 500 to 1000

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>>147940394
>very high skill AND
>unranked
EBIN

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>>147946870
What's the deal with gotards and their inferioty complex towards doter 2?

>>147947619
papa Gaben won't give them more money so they lash out at their older brother

>147947468
>starting your flawed argument again
please go and stay

Honestly I think my behavior score must be really low. I always get shit teammates. I don't flame, I just try to lead my team. I'll ping you if you're walking across the river solo when we have no map control against a Riki, I guess some people can't handle being told what to do. I don't call them retarded or tell people to report them, I just say
>if you go over there you are going to die, GET BACK

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>not carrying puppey and pieliedie

why dont you end it?

>>147948016
>>if you go over there you are going to die, GET BACK
most people dont like commands. try this
>if you go over there you are going to die, you should get back

>>147948016
if behavior score is real it's an absolutely retarded idea. Put tilting people with tilting people so they all tilt more, never give them a chance to actually experience a good game so they can get out of their rut. If anything, they should be put with people who don't tilt. That way the tilters will have a higher chance of becoming not tilted and the people who don't tilt would be naturally resistant if their teammate remained toxic. If people are that bad, give them low priority. Don't condemn them to shitty teammates forever.

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So this is a thing

neat!

>>147948412
Socialist cuck detected

>>147948298
I do phrase it like that unless my team has tilted the fuck out of me. People tell me I talk too much and I think I get reported for it (not that I get many reports), but I think that's a completely invalid complaint. All of my talking is strategizing and communicating, and apparently it's keeping me in the shit tier. Life is not fair. People shouldn't play dota if they are unwilling to communicate.

>>147948412
kys

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STREAM WHEN ???

Puppey's streaming

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>>147948462
I like this game

Chest 3 when?

>>147948872
see
>>147948269

>>147948269
ur such a nice submissive girl supporting you're big cock carry

>>147939135
Warden

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>>147948872

>founded Secret to be a team run by the players and independent n shit

>now forced into streaming by Kemal and his chinese kike buddies

absolute poetry of the highest order

>>147949319
there is only one group of people that win all the time

>2.6k
>carry player
>get shit teammates all the time
>can't climb because my team loses before I even come online
>last 3 games on that account I've had 5 teammates with over 15 deaths, each having 2 or fewer kills
>decide to buy 4.5k account
>have won both games I've played on the account so far

dotards?

>>147949265
puppeys pretty fucking big desu

>>147949728
shows your not good enough to climb

HoTD now works with Desolator, as long as the target already has the desolator debuff.
Yes or no?

>>147949728
>>2.6k
>>carry player
top kek

>>147949840
not good enough to win in 2k, but good enough to win in 4k

Sure, you can say I'm not good enough to climb, but climbing is a pretty separate set of skills from playing dota desu.

>>147949930
Yeah well if I keep winning on this account no one will be able to call me 2k anymore

>>147949728

> i won 2 games

LMAO

>>147950031
people would like to believe that if you go 2k mmr up, you'll get consistently crushed. Clearly not the case here.

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>>147950025
Being able to carry a bad team is a largely important skill. Even in 4k, you're going to get bad teammates, but you are just a P U S S Y, and take the easy way out.

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What are your goto lazy heroes for when you don't want to try to hard. For me it's Lich and Viper.

>>147950025
>Yeah well if I keep winning on this account no one will be able to call me 2k anymore
lol
back to 2k in less then a month.

>>147950526
maybe I am a pussy. I think I could climb if I spammed certain heroes, but that isn't really my style. I feel like I'm getting better faster at this level anyway. If / when I feel completely comfortable at this level I'll probably grind on my old account just to prove I can

>>147950835
mostly veno,
>blink
>aghs
>suicide
>win

>Be 4k shitter
>Constantly getting into games with 5k and 6k players
>They're obviously better than me so I let them play cores
>My support is at like a 2k level
>We lose

what do I do dotards

>>147951118
get good and carry them yourself

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>>147951118
either get good at support or play cores that you enjoy and have fun at the game

>>147951118
fucking mad put out a guide on how to support.
i'd read it
train in unranked.
also play cores in ranked, support is one of the hardest if not the hardest role, and it's important as fuck.
it's better to have a 6k on a support if the 4k isn't brain dead retarded.

Why is support the most boring role

>>147951709
why are you the most boring person? god made you that way

>>147951802
God aint real kiddo

>>147952490
god made god not real

[–]FletcherDunn [score hidden] 13 minutes ago
We are preparing for a Battle Cup beta on the test client next week. We'll share more details early next week.


ANOTHER WEEK OF DEAD GAME GUYS

Reminder to check your corners

>>147952525
how does god make himself not real if he isnt real?

>>147952765
what did he mean by this?

puppey just admitted that NA is the best region in esports

>>147951118
>Play exclusively unranked
>Play support all the time
>Git pretty good
>Matched with 4-5k players
>My offlane and safelane play are sub-4k, midlane is atrocious.

Now I'm stuck.

how is pa a bad hero

>sit outside fight
>throw dagger
>crit for 3000 damage

literally nothing you can do against that

>>147953042
how do you know he wasnt real before he made it so? atheists always believe things with no evidence

how is ember a bad hero

>sit outside fight
>throw SoF
>cleave for 3000 damage

literally nothing you can do against that

>>147953709
how is tinker a bad hero

>sit outside fight
>throw rockets
>do 3000 damage

literally nothing you can do against that

how is sniper a bad hero

>sit outside fight
>throw hohohaha
>peep for 3000 damage

literally nothing you can do against that

I spent $1 on a lottery ticket and didn't win the why can't I win all the time.

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>The Law Of The Honeypot, and the failing of yurocucks to win anything relevant, not only applies to Dota, but Also To CS:GO Now

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>test server updated

>>147953702
how do you know he wasnt real in the first place
what if you are god playing tricks on me?

>LC winning duels with dazzle on the enemy team
ffs.

LC is fucking free MMR at 2k. Your enemy won't grave/decrep/use defensive spells. You will ALWAYS find a retard lost and lone from his team. And you just do nothing, let the enemy make mistakes till you win.

I didn't play at all during 6.83 and sniper is one of my most hated heroes, can anyone tell me what it was like/why he was so OP then?

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>>147936364
>yaoi

>>147954092
there isn't any strategy in csgo

what if rupture worked on towers?

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LC COMIC IS HERE!!!

blog.dota2.com/2016/07/A-Commander's-Fury/

>Earth Spirit
>Silence, Slow, stun, and huge nuke damage early game

Lmao how is this game balanced dotards

>>147954705
what if lc could duel towers?

>>147954845
what if pugna could ult towers

what if Tresdin could summon a horse for extra ms

>>147955204
what if you would buy a mount from the shop but it could die

>>147939135
troll

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what if rtz wins ti6

>>147955204
what if tresdin was a horse mounted racist commander of the legion

>>147955290
what if said horse didn't die but if you died the other team could take it for their own, much like a rapier but without using a slot. one team wipe late game could involve the transference of 5 horses

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>new Futa Enchantress lewds
>she's fucking Earthshaker and OD up the ass
>the artist just gave up on drawing the face
whatever

>>147955482
what if ppd is a talentless hack and a cuckold at that

>tide jungle

which one of you fucks just did this in my game

>>147955671
potentially 6 if they have a lone druid and bears can ride horses too. maybe 7 if arc warden dopplegangers can too

Why are people still playing dota1?

I logged onto to WC3 for the first time in ages and it's still nothing but dota- I thought that now after 4(?) years of dota2 they'd all have migrated

I can't see anything that WC3 Dota has over Dota2

>>147955204
what if you could make tresdin fuck a horse ingame

>>147955768
>be gay with shit fetish
>complain when art is shit
ok

>>147955823
>meepo

FOOOORTH EORLINGAS

>>147955783
me

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Will he ever be a harder carry than Magnus?

>>147955936
there is nothing wrong with liking futa

>>147956106
i didnt say being gay is wrong if youre not a fag about it

>>147955963
why did you leave me solo against a bristle and mirana as an ember

>>147955861
Is it still on trole patch? I see why some might think its good, they just want to keep playing broken shit.

>>147956184
Futa isn't gay though :3c

All gays will hang on the day of the rope

>>147955768
Where?

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>>147956234
>tide support

>>147956393
http://nsfw-neko3240.tumblr.com/post/147144800536/some-futa-enchantress-commissions-for-anon

>>147956450
why did you pick tide exclusively to jungle

you could've gone to the offlane, you just chose to jungle

>>147956234
because I felt like it

>>147956568
im not the anon youre thinking i am

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puck me

there needs to be harsher punishment for abandoning, ive lost 4 of my past 5 games to this shit.

>>147956631
i get that feel at least

one time i picked OD before ever playing him before or even looking at his spells or item builds and went mid in ranked

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>enemy is distracted over at mid
>take t1
>enemy still distracted
>hey why not
>take t2 as well

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>>147955861
because theres still a lot of potatoes out there
and frankly dota reborn runs like absolute ass on anything older than a core2 duo e8400.

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>get flamed
>drop items and feed

get cucked faggots

what if you could tango trees

>>147957045
>get flames
>prove them right by being a little bitch and giving up
truly the way of the weak

>>147957045
>get flamed
>go 17/4/19
>demand they apologize
>they type to commend me at the end

this is why you will always be a failure in life and I wont

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>>147957045
>have thin skin
>be proud of it

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Does it actually cost money to watch major or minor DotA2 tournaments? What the fuck

>>147957860
>unironically using linux aka the cuck OS

>>147957962

Linuxbros drown this non believer in pasta

timber removed from this fucking game

when

>>147957962
But the cuck OS is macOS

>>147958156
nah my roommate uses a mac and still manages to get laid, ive never seen a linux user even be able to talk to a girl in my entire life

>>147958101
never
my reign is eternal
you want to kill me?
too bad here billion burst damage and 5 trillion armor fuck you

>>147958304
yeah, 'your roommate' sure
cucklord

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>>147957817
Well does it you fucks? Explain yourselves

>>147958101
just zone him :^)

>>147957962
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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>>147958564
It depends on the tournament, you stupid faggot.

mmr is just a number. I am 1.9 but I think I can become pro within 9 months.

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>>147958824
fucking disgusting, truly laughable
how much is it? 5, 10 dollars?

>>147958756
Foreverally wrapped up mumified and loving it

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What balances this man?
>goodGlimpse
>mightaswellbe global range stun/slow, not even a skill shot if used with goodglimpse
>farms faster than a chinese tractor
>betterChrono on a 40 second cooldown which gives all your retards psuedo guardian angel
Find a flaw

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>>147957817
literally FREE

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>>147959009
The price of the ticket, retard, and you could always watch it on twitch.

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>>147959009
>doesn't know how the ingame viewing stuff works
everyday im baffled by the dotards, how do you retards get though the day without dying?

I bet one of you forgot to drink water today and to sit up straight.

>>147959815
>implying its not sheer rage that keeps a dotard alive

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>>147960000
God damn, noice.
>needing anything other than anger to keep yourself aloft

>>147960000
quads of truth

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>>147960000
>tried to help someone
>spends the next 40 minutes flaming me in chat

Damn son, fine, I won't help you alright. Chill.

>>147930638
$0.23 has been deposited into your account for this post
Love, Activision Marketing

>>147939135
Natures Prophet

>>147960248
I bet you were being a faggot about it.

>>147960756
I just told him that Desolater and Skadi don't stack.

He called me a shitter and built them anyway.

He had lifesteal too.

>>147941378

lmao I've played for 4 years and never even calibrated get on my fucking level loser

>>147961030

> i just told him

Oh yeah, I'm sure that's just what you did and you were definitely not a faggot about it.