Dota 2 - /d2g/

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nth for Traxex is the best waif/u/

how do I meet a cute girl that plays dota and has a vagina that she was born with

>>147838187
I don't think that's possible m8

>>147838187
why do you want to meet one?

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How come CS:GO has offline qualifiers for their Majors and Dota doesn't?

are you playing dota right now?

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reminder to never buy blademail on legion commander

>>147839429
why not

>5 memes early

is sea being a bad server just a meme?

i just played on SEA in a 5.5avg and no one said anything except for occasional directions by our 6k pinoy tinker on what objectives to take. No one said anything when I died 3 times in offlane and there was 0 all chat.


t. aus shit poster

>25 mins
>11 replies

yeah we're dead

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>tfw your daily routine is made up of shitposting, vidya gaymes, and jerking it off

WHERE IS PATCH VOLVO

Ded gayme ded 3d

>>147840321
I feel empty inside

>>147839597
you need items to get ez duels as fast as possible
best build is treads->armlet->blink

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Does today feel like a patch day/hat release day to anyone else?

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>>147840798
nice bait. i'll stick to blademail as long as my bracket still allows it.

>Blink dagger cost increased from 2250 to 2500
thoughts?

cancel^^ is so fucking autistic

How to avoid a ultra stale international memeta:

>release a major patch one week before the event (and I mean a huge one)
>this way the winner is choosen between flexible teams and not meme shitters (like shitrekt and eg)

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>When management tells you that you have to stream

>>147840798
>blademail doesn't help get ez duels
???

>>147841456
"no"

>>147840798
Buying blink on the hero isn't always the play. Let's say there's a bunch of annoying shit on the other team like Dazzle, Bane, Pudge, Axe, etc. Blink is fucking pointless because there's nothing to blink on. You have to let them come to your team in those situations. Once they've blown all their spells, you can jump in with your blademail and lock one of them down while also becoming an extremely unappealing target for the rest of the retreating enemy team.

who is objectively the sluttiest male Dota 2 hero

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>super star teams of NA and EU are practically scrimming with each other at NEL
Lmfao burgers and eucu.cks are scared of Chinks.

>>147841909
you are

>>147841501

why the fuck do they need to suck PandaTV's cock when they have a billionaire Turk sugar daddy?

something tells me Secret is barely better off than say Complexity judging by how much of a sellout they are

>>147842037
chinks do the same thing in cdec my friend
they also have dpl

>>147842194
maybe Kemal's dad needs to maintain good relationships with chinks businesses

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Why aren't ya playing Aura Master Centaur?

>>147842349
what about EEL? why isn't that a thing now?

>>147842597
aura alch is better

>>147842728
Russians keep ruining any attempt at pro inhouses in Europe, so non-slavshit euros play NEL or just stick to pubs.

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>>147842597
Because you could've been more effective as Abaddon.

>>147840321
go get a job

>>147840321
living the dream my man

>>147843005
Abba doesn't have a highly spammable 400 damage nuke

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>>147843305
No, but he has heals, free speed that also helps push towers, and a button to go neigh invulnerable on a short cooldown.
He can also end games before 30:00 very reliably.

>>147841501

Why is ppoppan stream offline then

Does panda tv not work in europe ?

Is the game less shit after 6.88?

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>>147843587
No, they just made the lanes 2-2-0 instead of 2-1-1-0
Game won't be good again until they unfuck offlane and stop supports from removing 100% of the friendly creeps from the offlaner's XP bar

>>147843573
>Does panda tv not work in europe ?

I guess so since I just opened it up and it works for me in NA

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Has this hero just always been low-key good?

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>>147843761
fuck, meant 2-1-1-1
And roamers can fuck off, too.
>>147843852
>easily shut down if your team isn't stomping hard
>countered by armor
>basically badSven
No, dagger spam in lane is her only saving grace, and it won't carry you if it isn't itemized around.

>>147844046
>it won't carry you if it isn't itemized around
>dagger spam in lane
>in lane

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less than 100th for beyondtheshill

>>147844046
>countered by armor
???
So like every other physical damage hero in the game. What kind of retarded made up argument is that.
>badSven
Not even slightly similar

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>play 1 game
>win
>scared of playing another game because i don't want to lose virtual points
FUCK this feel tbqhwy senpaitachi

>>147845702
what a terrible fucking "artstyle" on that chink cartoon

>tfw you have insomnia

what do dotards

Riddle this one out for me dotards.What are THE BOOTS for roaming RIKIMARU that transitions into carry?

Should I be going OoV into Phase (while prioritizing leveling Cloak and Dagger) OR go OoV into Threads (While prioritizing Blink strike so I can chase better)

Also is Aquila any good on Riki or should I just go straight into diffusal and destroy the supports?

Thanks for the feedback

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John Connor... it is time.

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>147846050
drink chamomile tea, buy it at your local store
or on amazon https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=chamomile+tea

Screenshot this, I'm going to bring SF back.

>>147846050
A bottle of whiskey always does the trick.

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>Get a courier from the wheel.
>Look it up on the steam store.
>Valve sells it for $7
>It sells for 7 cents on the market.
Are the kikes behind this?

>>147846702
Dragon lance, blink, pike, bkb into crit satanic ez

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>>147846094
>Threads

>>147846861
what exactly is the issue

if the supply is far greater than the demand then theres not much valve can do

there is however an idea I had

>>147846901
>pike
no

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OK I've not played since Arc Warden was released
What's good now, how's the meta

>>147847537

So should I be going threads or phase? Phase gives a bit more mobility and that sweet extra damage coupled with backstab, but I can thread change and have a bit more sustain while fighting

>>147847598
I think you should "thread change" right now

>>147847598
The issue is that enough people bought the fucking thing and then started fighting to sell it for its value to literally drop to a 100th of its original worth. I almost suspect that Valve floods its own markets with these things to prevent people from recycling their steam funds.
What's the idea?

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>you will never be Misery

;_;

gonna go hit the gym to get in shape for the coming race war

peace out lads

this fuckin game man

after 4000 matches, I don't even feel happy when I win anymore
literally dead inside

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>>147848561
>threads

>>147849741
take a break, find another hobby, it helps me when I feel the game is taking too much of a toll on my life

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>>147848698
Valve doesn't directly sell couriers anymore, so anyone on the store are just from the old age from when valve would sell expensive couriers so you didn't have to buy twenty chests. They used to hold their value for a while but the flooding of new couriers pretty much killed all courier value outside a few exceptions

If we compare couriers to hero hats we can understand that the demand is vastly different. A person has potential desire for hats for all heroes while they might only desire a few couriers. People can also mix and match sets so demand does not disappear once a player picks a set he likes. So the question is how do we increase demand while limiting supply

We bring back crafting. Valve tried this before but they half assed it and gave up entirely before any tweaking.

They need to make it so that couriers can be customized with effects or new model additions. But the only way to gain these is to consume other couriers, maybe each courier has it's own unlockable effect

I mean look at the courier they released for ti, it's basically just effects piled ontop of each other. Each effect could of been a courier hat so you can pick n chose how you want your courier.

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>57 minute match
>desperately defending the base as the much more farmed and coordinated enemy gradually eat away at us
>suddenly win after our lycan remembers he can backdoor enemy ancient

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>tfw no black sniper hero

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>>147850490
please back to /pol/

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>>147838187
tfw played dota and watched anime with a real girl who went on d2g sometimes

What buff would Pugna need to become visible in pro games?

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>>147838187
>97% male population
lol

>>147851118
3000 hook range

>tfw remembering techies
>remembering how reddit ruined techies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVorQt_Fw1k

Daily reminder that hating techies = 1k reddit

>>147851118
make ulti like dp's sucking skill

>>147851327
OH YEAH? Well I say liking techies makes you 1mmr reddit, prove me wrong dipshit

>>147851679
If you search anything that sounds remotely like techies on google, you'll just get a boatload of crybaby 2k redditers crying about 'muh im a shitter that doesn't know about wards.' It doesn't go the other way.

>>147852314
Thanks confirmed redditor, kys

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if "meme", "bro", "doge", "dank", "doto", "dotes" or "hubby" is part of ur vocabulary
end urself

>>147852953
>ur

>>147852953
>ur
stream your suicide please

yesterday I had such big plans for today.
today I woke up and have done almost nothing.
does anyone want to be my motivational energetic roommate?

>>147851132
source?

>>147853562
Nah. I'm about to take a nap myself. Join the void.

>>147852953
fuck you man, don't lumb in dotes together with those normal fag slangs.
brb playing some dotes

>>147853692
It's too bright and I have too much energy to nap.

>>147854138
Sounds like the perfect day for a nap. Come on. You can do it.

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>>147853562
heh a 'planner' how cute
sure is easy to make plans huh
just keep planning until you drop dead

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>>147853562
I tell myself to go running regularly.
However my lungs and stamina are shit so I don't go and regret it later when it's like 9pm.

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>>147854265
>be an atrophied slob who is rapidly approaching the point where he will become too feeble to exercise on his own
>'m-m-muh lungs and stamina are shit tho..'
>thinks this is a viable excuse and puts it off
>'at least i regret it lol'

Absolutely disgusting how does a human being end up like this

>>147851118
fuck off, faggot

>>147854265
repot slardar 0 points in sprint

>>147854580
fuck off, i was in an incident where my lungs got pushed in when i was younger. eversince then I had trouble with cardio exercises.

>50mb download downstairs
>i'm upstairs so I get 0.2mb down and 300 pint
JUST
FUCKING
STAB
ME
STRAIGHT
IN
THE
EYEBALLS
ALREADY

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>>147854965
pfff

>>147855109
Clearly the solution is to become completely sedentary

hey man it's your life

>>147855109
ever so much more of a reason to try harder

are you really gonna give up because
>w-when i was young i got hurttyy :(

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>>147851118
Aghs Pugna can life drain while moving.

>>147854965
alright, that's a good one

>>147855373
I do occasionally go, though. It's just hard to start at times.

>>147855394
see above.

Y'all niggers get off my back.
I bet you're just lazy neets yourself!!

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>teammate kunkka can't even land a X+torrent combo

>>147855931
>Y'all
kill yourself

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Anyone starting to think this general being dead is a good thing?

Redditors just come here to steal funny memes, jokes, etc

If our generals are just constantly shit when real esports isn't on then they'll stop coming here and then everything will be better right?

There's a real silver lining to be considered here.

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>>147856349
>redditors steal from d2g

nice joke m8 we all know it's actually the other way around

>>147856258
no u

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>>147856196
>not helping him out by stunning the fucker if he x'd too early

>>147856610
>implying I play stuncucks

>>147856610
You can pull people back no matter what level of x marks the spot it is. Missing the combo is the act of using the Return spell properly.

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>>147854265
You're just a lil bitch. Nothing worth while was ever given to anybody unless they're born rich and entitled, I used to run until my legs burned and I was gasping for air. I would bike until sweat poured off me then bike some more. I did a lot of things I could have not done, that's the key thing. You want to give up then give up, no one likes to hear bitching. I used to do it a lot too but I shut up and kept with it, now two years later it doesn't hurt at all. See how that works?

>>147854580
It's about the calories man. You physically cannot put on weight if you eat right at a deficit, and doing it for long enough your body has NO CHOICE but to consume stored fat. Losing weight is honestly 80% diet, calories in calories out. It's hard and a pain in the ass to do and keep up but I promise you if you eat right and stick with it you'll lose weight 100%

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HELP

>>147857365
complain on reddit

>>147857365
Best thing you could do is play her offlane and then buy a blink dagger first. It's not a good way to win, but it's statistically improbable that you won't eventually get a team that can carry that.

>win 11 games
>games get harder to win after the next win
>feel myself tilting
the time has come to stop playing

>>147857365
cuck

>>147857667
Good choice

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Thoughts?

>>147858168
>no manta
better than the pros

At first I thought that was a shadowblade DK so I was like okay Linken Sphere is justified but nah that Linken Sphere seems kind of pointless. I bet a Hurricane Pike would be way better against Slark and Sniper.

>>147858278
I was the offlaner

>>147858168
>>147858394

Garbage hero that punishes pubsters for not picking decent laners.

>>147858168
all works in 2k

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>2 80minute games in a row
>lose both of them
im so fucking mad i could strangle someone FUCK

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>>147858168
Covering names is a retarded redditor habit, and you're also shit at the game.

>>147857365
You do realize you don't need to get 3 stars before moving on right?

>>147858786
>those games where everyone on your team fucks up so much its like you're in some kind of elaborate prank video

>>147858364
I got it because the few times dk or wd stunned me it was extremely annoying, making me unable to run away from their sniper (also the dk stun is very long and they had nothing else to break it with, except sniper ult and the coil that aba never used)

>>147858798
That habit originated on d2g.

t. Classic poster from pre-general 2011 dota 2 era

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>>147859093
So did "memes" and "shitpost", which have both been appropriated by reddit.
I hope your daughter gets blacked on prom night and doesn't wake up in the ditch you'll find her in, nigger.

>>147859259
LOL see you on liveleak when your mom tells you to shower in gasoline and you actually do it you mad munchkin autistic.

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>tfw even the OP can't encourage dota waifuposting

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does anyone know why so many autists on reddit are obsessed with arc warden bugs and mechanics?

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>>147859669
shut up frog poster

> mfw let the gf use the mic sometimes whilst im wrecking shitters

Got more commends than hairs on my ass tbqh

>>147859840
fuck off back to red.dit

>>147859901
Free commends you say?

>>147859901
Girlfriend you say?

>>147860003


http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.

>>147859974
>>147860163

das rite

>race war about to break out in America

Guys will EG be okay?

EG's team house is in Los Angeles, California.

Does Los Angeles have black people?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>147860276

> mfw niggers get a whiff of a chance to win BIG MONEY in doters
> mfw they demand that the team representing america gets MORE NIGGERS
> mfw EG get shat on by everyone
> mfw BLM storm the arena and demand that they be put in 1st place anyways

>>147860619
>>147860276
TI is in seattle tho. are there a lot of niggers there?

>>147860743

BLM can ship niggers anywhere that's how these "movements" work.

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what went wrong

>>147853656
It was some graph comparing sex ratios of online games
LoL was like 50% while dota was 90-95 iirc

>>147857320
nice blog bro, where can i subscribe.
i can write fairy tales as well, why should anyone believe what you're saying especially on a forum about dota2.

>>147860743
There's a lot of niggers in every single major city in the west lad

>>147860285
Improved

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior. "Lick the sweat off my cunt, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. She stands, I feel Tresdin's hands grip my head. The smell and taste of her sweaty cunt causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>147861064
This.

It's why rap and hip-hop fall under the category of urban music.

>>147861461

> improved
> 2 sentences in a row start with "suddenly"

take a fucking english class

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>>147861064
>tfw on an 8 games winning streak with Arc Warden (right click damage build)

I love this game so much right now

>>147861680
I just changed feet to cunt mostly

>>147861680
>Actually reading it

Get a life.

>>147861029
Keep not making it man, for one person to succeed, another has to be a failure, otherwise there wouldn't be a difference. It could have been the other way around.....

>>147861847

Easy there, m'virgin

>>147861994
Fuck you pussy.

>>147862158

I piss on your face, sadcase

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>tfw uninstalled TF2
>dota might be next, but esports are the only thing keeping it in my library now

>>147862337
Don't delude yourself into thinking you could quit forever. Dota is a strong drug.

>>147862430
nice

>>147862337
Did they really killed casual play? You can't just log into whatever server and play whatever you feel like anymore?

>dont want to play supportcuck
>cant handle the responsibility of hard carry
>too shit to play mid

>>147862430
very nice

>>147862430
i like

>>147862712
Been there, just practice, and mute your whole team as soon as possible

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grant is streaming senpai

>>147862712
>find one you like. Earth Shaker, Dazzle, Undying and Bane are my favorites (though undying's less of a "buy wards" support and more of a "we have won this team fight" support).
>Don't sweat it.
>Git gud.

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>grant can't even chug soda meanwhile there are people who chug hard liquor

>>147863231
>Can't even chug a half bottle of soda

>>147862712
Sounds like roaming pos4 riki is the perfect role for you

>>147863231
Liquor doesn't have carbonation you retard. Ever tried chugging a carbonated drink?

>>147863231
it's pretty hard to chug a really cold beer desu

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>>147862519
>>147862767
>>147862849
da fuk

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>be melee carry
>support leaves me alone with enemy tidehunter

Constable Clipper Sniper skin when?

>>147863682
>Playing as Slark against an Omniknight
>I have a support spirit breaker and venge
>They sit in the lane leeching exp for 4 minutes not even harassing him
>They both leave
>Anon how are you not owning that lane

Believe it or not this is 5k mmr dotes

ayy my nigga khezu is in nel

>>147863859
>Not even harassing
Did you tell them to leave and go roam?

If my supports don't start harassing by level two I ask them to go help mid or offline and if they don't I start cursing and screaming until they do.

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>>147863859
How do people get to 5K without knowing the very basics of supporting
I get that a lot of people only play support when they're forced into it but you think you'd pick up on this shit at some point

who is the od in the nel game?

>>147864351
One of them died so I just told them to leave, but the damage was already done.

khezu btfo

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Grant. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

>>147864551
grant called him dota the two which leads me to believe it's ritsu
but i'm not 100%

>>147865095
Why would anyone physically hurt Grant. Guy is unwillingly self destructive as fuck. Bad posture, grinds teeth in his sleep, guzzles soda. When he hits 50/60 he is going to be in agony.

>>147865489
Yeah but Walmart has a great health care plan so he'll be alright

>>147865604
It won't cover the implants or dentures he'll need.

>>147865710
>implants

?

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Post em

>>147865839
Tooth implants

grandgrant is cool

>>147866138
By the time Grant is 50-60 his Walmart wage won't keep up with inflation/cost of living and he'll be below the poverty line. He'll most likely qualify for Medicaid/Medicare.

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>>147865964
who are you spamming?

>mommy apologizing to grant
kek

>>147866356
Which also won't cover the necessary dental procedures to save his teeth.

Dead game ResidentSleeper

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>>147865964
it's a cozy little home =)

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>>147866654
>MEIN KAMPF

HEIL

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How is Tinker balanced? Literally free refresher at 6 lol

Guys help I can't play anything but antimage and axe.

>>147866594
Except they do

>fanobet offers live betting on bo3's but no live betting on bo1's

whats the fucking POINT?

I DONT WANT TO BET 10 CENTS TO THE DOLLAR.

>>147866654
heil!

>>147866654
gestapelte Lager ayyy

>>147866785
They most certainly won't cover implants and they'll cover dentures if he is a senior but at how much his teeth grind as an adult he will need one or the other before he is a senior.

you think grant would fuck anneedroid?

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>that fucking kunkka/tinker combo
literally can't be countered

>>147866357
prophet

Naga Siren players what is THE build these days?

>>147867006
Okay you're definitely right, considering that dental implants are technically elective. My apologies lad.

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hey guys r8 my pc

the w spam donation was nostalgic as fuck, reminded me of the rtc streams.
he's kinda overdone it though.

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why gotards get hosts like this

and we get fucking redeye

>>147867471
Clinton is cute

CUTE

>>147867759
Does she have jaundice

>>147867759
Because CSGO is much more accessible game that actually attractive Women can understand.

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>>147867471
Never speak to me or my sons again/10

Is Liquid fucked? They have 0 teams to scrim with.

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>won a ranked game with lycan on my team after 30 minutes against an 800 gpm sven
>still over 5k behind when we won

the trench is a hilarious place

>>147867471
Post your wallpaper here pls

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>>147867287
Guys?

>>147868785
>800gpm sven
Wth, couldn't they just baserace you and win with that kind of sven?
God strength is one hell of a drug.

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Based Grant making mad dosh today and all he has to do is kill himself with carbonated drinks

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>>147867104
What do you think?

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>come home
>based grandgrant streaming
Our literal guy

Holy shit Grant drinks so much fucking soda

How is he not obese

>>147869554
Doesn't eat enough food to be obese.

>>147868952
i doubt it, he had daedalus and satanic bkb he was basically team fight sven aside from echo saber he didnt have a lot of push if be surprised if he even had time to chew thru backdoor protection on the ancient towers before we won.

>>147869261
back to NAdota

>>147869037
I want AnneeDroid to smother me to death with her enormous chest melons

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I'll just place this ward over here surely nothing bad will happen...

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I want to suck on Drow's dirty feet.

>>147869880
>>147870056

please post good art of good heroes like LC, TA, Drow or Luna.

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Oh no it's Lion Rhasta and Natures Prophet they're going bully my maiden body

Haven't played this shit game in month. Are there any news regarding pitlord?

someone post the webm of anne rubbing grant's back
i'm 100% sure they are fucking

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Dotards HELP!!!

Was there some final nail in the coffin I missed out on? The Gulag isn't this dead even when there's not Esports

It wasn't Overwatch, people were still here when it was released, this last week or two though....

>>147870335

Anee messaged Grant out of the blue, then said "oh sorry you're streaming"

They are 10000% fucking.

>>147870335
why are you so obsessed with that
are you some kind of cuckold

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>>147870440
who cares rofl

>55 days since battlepass started
>lc questline still labeled as "coming soon"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUJ

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>>147870518
>Owen slamming Sheevers sopping wet Beaver
>Grant filling that AnneDroid crotch Void
>You will NEVER hook up because of Dota

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When do I buy this?

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>>147860175
My favorite hero is Razor, the "Oh shit I have -123 attack damage"

>>147870767
>one fucking a horse
>the other a whale

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>>147870891
>And neither would give you a second glance

>>147870961
am i on reddit right now
>y-you can't handle their curves

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>>147870738
the comic better be good

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Hey hatfags, I need an axe for Axe
What axe is the best axe?

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>>147871072
Maybe if you could handle curves or a long face or anything that's not in your any mays you might not be so lonely anon

>>147870440
no english streamers
no interesting tournaments

>>147871342
>it was actually talking to tumblr the whole time
wew lad/ladess/ladxir

>>147871275
axe is axe
red guy is not axe, he just talks about his axe whole time

also my favoritues are battleaxe of the basilisk and wyvernguard edge, both are pretty cool but basilisk fits his immortals more

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>>147871519
I'm just concerned what's gonna happen to you guys once this place up and dies is all

A nice thick girl to hold you while you cry about how Valve officially stopped updating would be easier to handle than alone don't you think??

>>147871753
sure you are cuckster
>implying i even play this shit game
lamo

>>147856461
bait

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>>147872031
>he doesn't know

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>>147872229

>>147871753
I want to lick those legs, from her feet up to her thighs

Holy shit has /d2g/ ever been this dead? This is full on nobody posting whatsoever

>>147872297
>>147872229
typical giganeet btfo

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abba zabba, you my only friend

>>147873374
yes we we're pretty dead yesterday too

>>147873374
>>147873636
And the day before
it dies every year ince TI4 when dota became reddit: the game

>>147873628
>reposting same webm in every fucking thread

>>147874347
>giving the attention whore (you)s
you cannot be serious lad

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>decent results in arena
>too lazy to keep records of matchups, classes, rewards etc
>download an app to keep records
>win average goes down by 2.0 immediately

>>147834602
>getting pushed in
>2 rax advantage anyway
>level 15
?


i want to believe but i aint that retarded

>>147875539
>replying to an 8 hour old post from another thread

u r ok? :T

>>147875668
thread is dead anyway and i just woke up
what else is there than to backtrack

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MOMMY
I
L
K

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>get an effeminate teammate
>lose
When is this going to get fucking nerfed?

>>147876330

She's legitimately uninteresting in this picture.
Doesn't know how to dress or present herself.
Painted hair is also a warning sign.

Let her mature a bit and then go crazy over her, like with Sheever. Sheever used to be a total dork, but she learned how to better present herself and can at least look somewhat attractive in certain pictures.

>>147876707
>Painted hair is also a warning sign.
Why is dyed hair always a redflag? Am i missing something.
Just genuinely curious

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>>147876963

>>147876963
Aposematism lad

>>147876963
he's a thirdworld autist raised on memes, hence why he said 'painted'

>>147877240
tumblr cow detected

>>147877240
bit rude

>>147877153
How is the fourth girl an example of brightly coloured hair?

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>>147876330
JK from Occult Academy? Is that you?

>>147877240
>he's a thirdworld autist raised on memes, hence why he said 'painted'
What's with the wrong word used = thirdworlder?
Does that mean america is thirdword?
Just genuinely curious

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>>147876330
>>147877153
>>147877582
Please be respectful everyone. Annedroid probably reads d2g.

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>General is so dead people actually discussing irrelevant casters

We need to euthanize this general.

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>>147877895
>irrelevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbf47oX57eQ&feature=youtu.be&t=40

I miss taigo

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>>147878320
IRRELEVANT

>>147878440
who

dead

>>147870249
I want to BE a busty Crystal Maiden!

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>That feel when no Lina Inverse hero

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>>147879229
>That feel when no rapebait magical girl hero

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>>147879752
I wonder what her feet smell like

>>147880020
like grass/dirt

>>147880020
like heaven

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>>147880357
>>147880421

>>147857365
Same boat. I just want to unlock the fucking style. I'm willing to do lobbies, have tried a lot and really need to move on to other paths to gain points and the garden terrain. I don't know how to set/organize these or how many people are needed.

Anyone up for these?

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Can Valve please release something already; caster invites, LC quest and comic, pitlord, immortals III... just fucking something already so we can complain about it.

>>147881046
i just want player cards so I can collect a hundred arteezy cards

hopefully valve stops being retarded and makes them non-expirable

>>147881046
only when reddit complains

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What if orchid ursa?
Mana regen lets him spam overpower and earthshock to farm fast and he can hunt heroes with escape.

>play with my friends
>all the do is feed

why are my friends so fucking stupid?

dota 2 general
more like
dota 2 gayneral

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god im in love with her. i cant bring myself to play any other hero. what do i do?

>>147883993
more like deadta 2 deadneral

>>147883129
it's pretty good
especially when it lets you kill a lot of heroes that you'd have difficulty solo killing otherwise (mirana, storm, windrunner, etc.)

orchid on carries is a lot better now since you can build it into bloodthorn now so it's less of a deadend mid-tier item

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>>147883993

>>147884271
Me on the left but I want to be on the right.

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Yeah, I got two more games in with PA today. She's a solid goddamn hero.
>If she out-carries them (and she'll out-carry most low cd heroes like Naix and slark), she can make battlefury. All she has to do from there is get bkb and life steal and she's practically immortal.
>If there's a Sven/spectre/ck, she can make a hotd and something like a desolator or sny
>all ranged heroes are just flatout fucked against her, windrunner is the only exception, and only while she has windrun.

>>147884085
jerk off until your dick stops working

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daily reminder

Can someone explain to me how exactly skywrath mage is balanced?

ded

>>147885972
He's a wet tissue, also he's easily countered by blade mail

>>147885983
just like dc

>>147886026
First 10 minutes though.

>>147886309
Gank him

why is dc getting stomped

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what is it with this thread, is it nik and the discord degenerates...

>>147886741
d2g has been hijacked by about 5 people all told, plus a couple bots. i've been preparing for it to turn into tf2g for a while now. I had a plan to reverse some of the bleeding but it's fuckin over. give up. don't even bother when there's no esports

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anyone know how report system works?
I've heard its 5 consecutive games, reported by 5 different parties and then you get a comm ban. And multiple reports in the same game only count as 1.

>try to meme in LoL esports stream chat
>You must Facebook Connect to send messages to this channel. You can Facebook Connect in your Twitch settings under the connections tab.

wtf

>sleep like a baby for 8 hours
>thread still up
Wew laddie

>Pudge
Well I guess Ill watch this whole game then