>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>147850594
>>147921948
yeah, it died down
miss it desu
>>147921920
it died, these days if u dont jumbo hack u dont stand a fucken chance, microhacking is a relic of a more innocent age
First for Favelas and Vape Nation
I missed when pros at least use to hide their hacks
Friendly reminder that Virtus.Blow will never win a major again :)
>>/reddit/
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>147921936
who /reddit/ here ?
thorin is the best guys Xd
i hoping for a finals nip vs vp
Please VP destroy the monkeys
>no jumping hacks
lmaoooooooooo
lmao that jump hgahahahahahahahahaha haHA
xth for when you accidently toggle so hard and ace the other team
the fun part of these tournaments for me was imagining that players actually could get that good at the game and play at that skill level, these days the scripts push the hacks so far that you can't even tell there are humans at the computer anymore
MISSED
A
FUCKING
JUMP
AHAH
still need to piss
>BR JUMPS
>>147922018
why are you posting Artosis
MISSED JUMP
>>147922029
>retarded anime deludes himself into thinking he's good
teehee
Virtus Plow!
Have you prepped your Brazilian bull, /csgog/?
>tfw need all 3 picks for gold trophy
>tfw picked SK and fnatic
if there is an upset today i'm necking myself
>be monkey ape nigger
>cant even jump
can you be any more useless?
>COLDZERA CHOKING
MILF WEBM WHERE
bg lol
>>147922126
yeah, just gave it a double ration of bananas
ITS NEO AGAIN
MONKEYS BTFO
good
FUCK YEAH
gg
FILHO DA PUTAAAAAAAAA!
BACK
TO
THE
FUCKING
FAVELA
FUCKING
CHEATING
MONKEYS
AHAHAHAHAH
COLD YOU JUST HAD TO TOGGLE ;_:
>Best player in the world right now
People believe this?
VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP
NEO
THE
GOAT
>mfw an anon told me SK will 2-0 when I told him VP would take at least 1 map
If you are here and are reading this, kys senpai
Boy, Byali nearly blew it there.
HOW MUCH
O
W
M
U
C
H
fuck off back to your favelas you faggots
>favelas in charge of clutching
NEO THE CHOSEN ONE
NEO THE GOD
N E O
E
O
SLAVS TAKING OUT THE SUBHUMAN MONKEY TRASH!
EVERYTHING
bg
>>147922270
He IS the best player in the world. His hacks are fucking clear as day.
JEDZIEMY KURWAAA Z PEDALAMI
ROZRZUCIC ICH JAK GNOJ PO POLU
VP VP VP VP VP
>the favela of SK gaming
NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FAVELAS REKT AT THEIR OWN MAP HAHAH
NICE HACKS SLAVSHITs
>NICE HACKS SLAVSHITs
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>NICE HACKS SLAVSHITs
SHES BACK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS
>>147922268
he did
YES VP KICK THOSE CHEATING MONKEYS ALREADY
>favela toggle didnt work against the plow
lmao
i really enjoy how they avoid showing the BRs in game play view to hide their cheats
all these racists
wow i hate /csgog/ now
WHY WONT THESE OLD MEN GO AWAY AND LET ME GET MY GOLD PICKEM TROPHY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEO
N
E
BOW DOWN SHIT SKINS
yo for real though what do you think these tournaments would look like without any players allowed to cheat
>>147922382
shes paid by fnatic mate
>>147922451
Hello newfriend
>>147922443
they're trying, but they're not succeeding
>>147922485
NIP/VP ez
>>147922451
Fuck you, fag. I'm brazilian and i come here just to shitpost. Nothing wrong with this.
>>147922412
>tries to mock toggling monkeys
>posts a proven cheater
lelmfmao
THAT NAME AGAIN
IS MR. PLOW!
>>147922485
sk wins ez
NEO is the chosen ONE
>>147922471
>WHY WONT THESE OLD MEN GO AWAY
Did you vote Remain? :^)
BASED POLAND
>BASED POLAND
BASED POLAND
>BASED POLAND
REMOVE FAVELAS
>REMOVE FAVELAS
REMOVE FAVELAS
>REMOVE FAVELAS
NEO GOD
>NEO GOD
NEO GOD
>NEO GOD
AVENGE AMERICA
>AVENGE AMERICA
AVENGE AMERICA
>AVENGE AMERICA
>>147922485
Cheating on lan is a meme dumbass
this hate of yanko in chat is triggering me so hard
All in Liquid, trust me guys.
cold literally lost cobble because of fucking awp
guys i betted on the brs
>>147922485
NIP/VP
only 1.6 teams don't cheat
>>147922636
>this hate
It's a meme dude.
No one hates him
>>147922636
he's just so fucking ResidentSleeper
talks like he's got down syndrome
VP FUCK YEA
THE ARENA IS GOING NUTS
>500k viewers
ded game
>VP VS LIQUID FINALS
HOLYYYYYYYYSHIIIIIIIIIT
>>147922539
Dont even know what the fuck your talking about, this muslim's laugh is golden
>lelmfmao
you think that what you typed is cool, but the only thing it does is making wonder if it is illegal for you to browse this site
>>147922738
>fnatic losing to NA
na.... lmfao
>>147922640
SK vs Liquid is a final i'd like to see.
>>147922690
LOL
vp are so blatant this lan
>>147922738
nas fags no chance vs VIRTOOOS PROOOOO
>>147922738
>VP VS FNATIC FINALS
4th for our guys imminent
>>147922636
>>147922712
Don't bully based Janko pls
>>147922634
>meme
The rumors have been around for years, but no-one have ratted anyone out yet. Hacking on LAN is easy as fuck on Source.
>>147922752
#DESTROYED
>>147922752
>uninformed cunt trying to act smug
literally LMFAMALOLING @ your lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUBtvAOJZk
webm of the jump?
Hey guys, do they hold consolation rounds for 3rd and 4th?
>slav monkeys vs jungle monkeys
in the end, everyone loses
SK will win, r-right? of course..
sk is gonna stomp on nuke
>>147923074
>nuke
>mirage
I doubt it.
>>147922940
nope
see pic
>>147923074
Let's be honest here. They will.
They weren't putting too much of a teamwork there, and this is the only reason they lost. They will pull their shit together for 2nd and 3rd map.
>polaks
>favelas
>oink
>le fatman
Sigh, if only our guy SAM "DAZED" MARINE is here. #freeDaZeD
>gog falling for the 2-1 sk > vp script
everytime :)
the slavs won't save ur skines
The VP golden age has returned lads
>flusha getting BTFO
>>147923212
Yep. And LG is undefeated on mirage except for the c9 game which was scripted for eleague
>>147923251
>jews
>cuckler on analyst desk
I hate this dumb nigger
>>147923251
>steel is on the verge of suicide
>DaZed is slowly, but surely giving up
>Rest of ex-iBP have faded into obscurity
Seeing steel depressed is a pleasure i can't express through words.
are tattoos worth getting? this looks pretty badass
>>147923121
Alright thanks, unusually helpful anon.
>>147923368
>this looks pretty badass
Are you 12?
>>147923368
only id ur a jobless mofo :^)
>drunk as fuck pole
KUUUUUURWAAAAAAAAAA
Polish fans are the best.
>nuke
Valves lates brain fart is a fucking atrocious map. Why hasn't it been redesigned yet.
its not the same without O.J. Borg
respeck
>polish corner
>full of drunk people
LIKE POETRY
I
K
E
P
O
E
T
R
Y
>REZPEK DEM DEY ARR NAIZ GAIZ
>FAVELA CARALHO
FAVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AQUI É FAVELA CA RALHO
>>147923368
literally skin vaping
RESPECT BRAZIL
Cringe overload
FAVELA
lmao
>>147923368
Nope. they're degenerate.
CSGO has officially achieved hooligan status.
I love it.
>CARALHO FAVELA
>>147923352
>steel is on the verge of suicide
Wasn't he going to be a "professional" in the "competitive" overwatch scene?LoL
>drunk kurwa
>mad favela
10/10 best interview ever
FAVELA
>>147923352
Steel is pretty funny
Dazed though is a fucking psychopath
FAVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147923368
>getting the inked jew
>>147923368
Yeah if you wish to stay alive in favelas, otherwise no.
FAVELAAAAAAAA
thank fuck for shutting the cringy faggot up
Why does VP suck so much online but they're beasts offline?
>>147923368
lmao
lurpis mentioned
PROS
DONT
FAKE
>pasha
PASHA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
PASHA
lel
HAHAHAHA PASHA
>pasha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A
A
H
H
AH
AH
AH
lmao csgo
WOW PASHA
JUST FUCKING WOW
oh now that is fucking up badly
Pasha is back
HOW HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BOT PashaBiceps
>caption this image
>Papito
Pls no
>memeceps
https://youtu.be/GUwf16ZBdNI
>POOPSHA
MEME CEPS MEMEMEEMEMEMMEMEMEME
HAHAHAHA KURWWAWAWAWA
Someone on VP always shits the bed round by round. Pasha this round. Seriously wtf.
>>147923812
he faked
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
BOT PASHA
>>147921936
>that rng
what a joke
>rngo
PASHA HAHAHA
>>147923869
thanks f@m
>>147923864
That's not me, stop posting it.
>people will act like that was pasha's fault and not the fault of the glock being so shit
>>147923897
pasha is and has been seriously shit in this game for a long time. Don't be a fucking retard and blame it on RNG.
>>147923963
>>147923869
Is this is same milf that was in the crowd?
with plays like that the brazilians could toggle off and still win
>>147923864
>>147923963
who is that supposed to be
>>147923976
glock is shit but he flubbed the headshot hard
>>147923976
>tfw valve adjusting each "pros" rng round by round to make it entertaining
>>147924010
>crosshair over the player
>multiple bullets miss
>>147923976
polish 12-year old detected
How much :)
>>147923976
(you)
Is 1.6 generally considered better than GO?
>>147924047
lurk moar
>>147923976
The first bullet headshot is still there.
>not just shooting the cunt in the head
>>147923976
He peeked and he had his back turned. That was textbook headshot.
>>147923976
Got a lot of fish with that bait.
Is VP choking?
>>147924121
LMAOING
at people blaming rng that was horrible shooting
gg i hope you're proud of yourself pasha
>>147924208
yes
>>147924175
>faggot cheering like he outplayed him
Fer trained his AK skillz shooting at BOPE.
great choice of map vp!
Are you cuties ready for that sweet and sour 16-0?
Bow down to your Brazilian superiors.
>>147924121
>>147924175
rng fags on suicide watch
cold was crouching and standing up to avoid getting headshotted, not saying pasha didnt fuck up but lets see you faggots hit that shot
>>147924086
watch
>>147924121
He sprays like a fucking idiot rather than tapping-
Face the fact that pasha is a meme player.
>>147924086
that's how glocks work at more than 5m
>>147924208
>lose 4 rounds on nuke t side
oh lord the end times are nigh
>>147924279
You mean 15-0 then 15-15 after the half
SK giving me those tasty fantasy team points :3
good night slavs
back to back 16-0s incoming
VP aren't hitting shit
>>147924302
maybe he shouldnt have jiggled back and just went for the kill
But it happens to anyone when they're stressed I guess
Also is the ump entering the meta again?
what the fuck
16-0 soon
>Just having a bad streak of T rounds
>T-Technical pause
Are we supposed to buy into this shit? lmfao
>BRs so mad they literally started to aimbot
lmao this is so fucking sad
i want pasha to punch me in the face
>>147924390
absolutely, he played it very smart up until that point
>>147924302
>trying this hard to defend the most shit pro in the scene
>>147923352
they both make more money from streaming
kys reddit
fucking pasha
>>147924423
What? It's a tactical pause.
virtus shit think they're better than F3 at nuke el em a o
>>147924423
TACTICAL pause (you) stupid faggot
>taking a pause mid-match just to yell at pasha
spoilers: monkeys win 2-1
source: i wrote this episode :)
Yes, fags. Line up to get shot by the CS God.
Brazilians also have the liberation gene.
>>147924121
this one will stick:^)
>>147924423
retard
>>147924302
>lets see you faggots hit that shot
laughiinngi onut loudul llololloloo
How do any of you support SK over VP, I dont understand it, why are you all against the underdogs and for the lying backstabbing retards, its not even a nationality thing
any ausfags staying up all night, im so fucking tired but liquid vs fnatic wil be so good
watch me suck at csgo right now
twitch dot tv/dcsh60
>>147924582
here
my gf just left me for some other dude so this will take my mind off it
>>147924476
>>147924481
>>147924534
fuck u, sadokist said it's "technical"
>>147924597
>playan vidya when esportsâ„¢ is on
>>147924597
pasha pls
>watching a nobody when the majors are on
>>147924467
haha relax man :) Browsing both boards is normal
>>147924559
>>147924465
literally will find and beat you up irl if you dont stfu and act stop acting like ur better than papa
also VP coming back now get shit on
GOD TAZ GOING HUGE
FAVELAFAGS BTFO
>>147924637
dumb cuckposter
>>147924647
he said he was guessing, idiot
learn english retard
>>147924647
god nuke is such a shit map
>>147924683
>papa
lmao bring it cunt i WILL put you in the fucking ground
Nuke is a such a good map.
>>147924647
you aren't allowed to talk during techs now anyway. navi famously abused the fuck out of that loophole
Now liberating: Poland.
Next liberation: America.
There are no brakes on the liberating train.
>>147924582
nope
wtf VP adderall running off?
haha
>>147924810
'unzips katana*bring it,kiddo...
>pasha and now taz fucking up getting a simple kill
>taz doing a pasha
>>147924832
all teams did it lol
>>147924713
I did learn english, the kind of english that your mom squealed when I was pounding her
>that uncontrollable ak spray
>so uncontrollable not even pro players can secure a mid range kill
god this game is fucking trash
are valve ever going to fix this shit?
do i get to win a crate if i'm watching it trough steam(but not ingame)
>Swedish Kings
>Brazilians
Ummmm gotards?
>slavspray
>>147924683
>poopoo memeceps
>>147924957
>Ummmm
Kill yourself
>>147924991
post your address and say that again...
>>147924943
>valve
>fixing csgo
We both know the answer to that.
Is Nuke CT or T sided?
>>147924582
singapore here, watching this and wayward pines atm
Nuke is a terrible map in all regards, but I can't say I don't find it amusing to see pros battle with a new map in the pool.
>>147924940
I can tell because her English is shit too.
Retard.
Great map design valve!
>>147924957
>SK (standing for "Schroet Kommando" - Shrapnel Commando in German) is a German esports organization.
>>147925039
Hi, Silver 1.
>>147924582
did you watch spunj's stream? it was bretty good
>>147924943
it looks like he stepped too fast and didnt reset the accuracy
>>147925039
It's T sided
>>147925029
>...
Fugg uff
>>147924943
>are valve ever going to fix this shit?
NEVER
>>147925029
>...
>using ellipsis unironically
>memeceps crosshair placement
isn't this guy like 38? when are they cutting him?
>>147925039
It used to be pretty CT sided but now its heavily T sided
pasha fucking sucks
>>147925069
Don't disrespect your dad you little shit.
>>147925154
>no ass
>ugly outfit
stop posting
>>147925067
they need to bring back the greatest map
Remember when SK was Keyd Stars? They played VP on this same map and lost 16-1, and this happened just over a year ago. There's literally no way any team can improve by this amount in such a short time.
>>147924651
>implying i want to watch people play games
>>147924869
*noises of talking in a magog pub*
*suddenly everyone shuts up when mysterious figure coughs in the corner*
heh, looks like you finally came, kiddo
*everyone is looking at me only seeing the small part of my battlefedora*
surely, kid, you don't think YOU can stand up to me?
*unzips throwing katanastars*
*kills you in jumbo fast time before anyone realizes*
that's what i thought, quote unquote enemy
*tips fedora and walks out of the magog bar*
>>147925236
My dad is a cuckold.
FUCKING HIDE AFTER YOU KILL THE FIRST GUY YOU BRAINLESS SACK OF SHIT
pasha fucking lost this game already
>>147925154
>0 ass
>0 tits
>plastic face
why do people like samsung robots?
>>147925253
>he literally came into the thread just to say this
how much? :)
>>147925253
it's a different map and a different lineup
>>147925239
de_tuscan was a shitshow toward the end of 1.6.
>>147925029
poopoo memeceps
>>147925239
I prefer Tuscan.
tfw the tuscanguy is a prideful faggot and won't release anything other than a subpar shit version.
>>147924948
help
>>147925320
>>147925330
dumb favela posters
Yo when did Steel take this pic
I don't remember him ever having this haircut but it's in my CS folder
Finally they're going for outside control instead of rushing B
All the glass shit should be removed from nuke
It makes the map so fucking ct sided
>>147925364
Yes
t. someone who achieved drop from watching twitch
>>147925338
Why was it a shit show?
>>147925237
You forgot the worst part.
>disgusting gook
>>147925364
you mean watching twitch through steam right? if you're logged into twitch you should be fine i guess
>>147925403
cute trap steel :3
>>147925403
>>147925403
omg is it xD
what does moe think about it?
>>147925239
90% of the playerbase wouldn't be able to hit 60fps constant on a map like a modern mill.
it was actually a pretty big map if you think about it... valve are scared of maps that size.
>>147925401
are you mad?
it was: steel zqk boltz fer fallen
now it's: taco cold fnx fer fallen
hardly comparable
>16-1
>they thought VP had a chance
>>147925315
I thought the same as you until I was 25, then I caught yellow fever and have got rid of it
It's not rational, it's a fucking disease and I hate it
As much as i hated inferno it's still 10 times better map and more enjoyable to watch than nuke
Anyone else's stream just crash?
>>147925439
Heavily favored the T side.
>>147925239
You forgot to post the pic of the greatest map.
>>147925516
You hated inferno? It was one of the best three maps in the game.
Cache alias GoodDust2
Inferno
Mirage (though I hate playing it)
nice hacks vp
>>147925516
'ello Reddit
>>147925485
7-1
Is surf_greatriver CT or T sided?
>>147925441
>if you're logged into twitch you should be fine i guess
yeah but i don't even have a twitch account so i watched all this for nothing
shieet
They've literally planted A once in 12 rounds. how is that even possible
>>147925461
>omg is it xD
what did he mean by this?
>>147925596
Inferno is fun to watch but god damn is it frustrating to play with randoms
>>147925615
he mad
>taz staring at the camera
what a retard.
fallen is such shit rofl
>>147925631
are you talking about cobble?
>>147925624
if you make a twitch account make sure you link it to your steam account, it's in the settings page on twitch i think
S L A V T O G G L E
>>147925667
I think it's one of the better maps to play with randoms. I'm probably biased as it's me and my m8s best map (66% winrate over 100 games, wtf)
I suppose I get it though, 2 randoms failing to hold B site 10 rounds in a row is awful.
I feel like I have a special connection with /csgog/.
How do we make hostage maps good again?
PASHA WHAT A RETARD
pasha dreaming
>pasha
>>147925596
I mean i like cache, mirage, cobble, overpass and train much more than inferno
>>147925790
>good again
>again
>>147925790
Remove them
>pasha
>taz
>>147925693
The fuck you said about me bitch
>>147925790
>again
>close range awp
>still get kills because 1 hit kill
NERF THIS SHIT
>>147925774
Solo q maps are mirage and cache for me
I guess dust 2 is a good one too since there's a 50-50 chance you'll have a spinbotter on your team
fucking kick pasha already like you should have 2 years ago and grab someone with a fucking brain
>>147925790
make all maps hostage only
M E M E C E P S
I S
S U C H
S H I T
>>147925774
you're biased because you're a no skill csgo kiddy. inferno is a shit tier map. actually every csgo map is pure shit that are designed around making faggot plays instead of skill. not like it would even matter if it didn't since csgo is only about crouching and spraying anyway. it's disgusting how popular this no skill shit game is
>>147925790
>implying they aren't the best maps
I sometimes search for games for 20 minutes just to play a hostage map.
>poo poo buttshits
pls retire
>>147925569
reminder that Valve actually did this map for CS:S
>>147925403
He took it whilst he and Freakazoid were bullying weak nerds in high school.
>>147925828
>:21
>>147925831
>:22
>>147925832
>:23
all quicker reactions than pasha's
>pasha botceps
>>147925667
Agreed. All the stupid corners they gave GO Inferno are responsible. Such a massive step down from 1.6 Inferno, it was the pinnacle of CS mapmaking.
I've begun to queue on only Mirage and Cache.
>>147925403
dis one is better
>>147925854
>what is xhair placement
>>147925991
>favelas covering for other favelas
lmao
>b-but VP has the best Nuke!
hue
>>147925790
Remove assault
>>147925854
>aimlocking in the ass
>>147925447
>>147925457
>>147925461
>>147925932
>>147925984
but for real, is that actually him?
>>147925991
not something that is happenin in the webm lel
anyone have the script here whats the result
>>147925984
oy vey!
>>147925960
>stop hating on my papa
>crying intensifies
>>147926048
>they were good at it over a decade ago they gt this in the bag
whats up dudes
i havent posted in csgog in like a year
what are all the new dank memes here
all i remember is yoo rofl and kenis
>>147926087
16-8 on nuke
16-5 on mirage
>>147926087
16-5 on nuke
16-0 on mirage
>>147926175
>16-5 on mirage
for who
>>147926087
VP win 2-0 vs SK
Liquid win 2-1 against Fnatic
Liquid win 2-1 against VP
>>147925854
Couldn't get more obvious. Watch at 0.5x speed.
>>147926223
mless = GDF53679
>>147926161
yo I came back for the major too
how you doing
>>147926161
kennySkines is a walking meme f@m
>>147926223
For (You)
>>147926161
new meme: favela monkeys win majors
new meme: g2 suddenly isn't shit
new meme: op awp
new meme: ump and deagle bought all the time
new meme: csgo >> overwatch
It's my birthday, woke up feeling lucky.
It doesn't seem much but it's almost 60% my inventory value.
Flusha better fucking toggle today.
>>147926462
happy birthday fammie
>>147926340
im good. i was the dude who started the kenis meme so its all i remember. i haven't played the game in months i should really get back into it
>>147926380
did kenis get elite again?
>>147926305
back to tv
le cold with le epic cheats
How do these monkeys do this?
>>147926462
>he didnt read the script
anon
>>147926462
You're not gonna have a very happy birthday
>>147926462
>soon
ayyy mah nigga rocking da m9 rust coat
>>147926531
>btw i'm LE
>>147926497
also:
which teams are objectively good now and which are garbage?
>cheeky plant
It's ogre
>VP
Is anyone else on gotv's caster audio lagging behind a bit right now?
VP no chance, my friend.
>>147926161
new meme: Ex6tenZ is the problem
new meme: k1oshima was the problem
new meme: ez 4 ENCE
new meme: favelas win major with olof+guardian injured
>>147926545
>>147926553
t. hltv
>>147926497
>i was the dude who started the kenis meme
do you mean the name or the picturebecause you're a fucking liar if you mean the picture because that was me
>>147926631
>anime posting favela defending other monkeys
expected
VP THROWING WITH THAT FUCKTARDED
>auto shotgun
what the fuck is this meme?
>>147926237
>Liquid win
I've been watching majors for 2 years now and have never got a single fucking drop. Is this normal
Snax is playing like shit.
>>147925909
The fuck are you even doing in csgog?
I TOLD YOU NIGGAS
I TOLD YOU
>>147926745
Good gun on Nuke.
>>147926462
I hope they throw since you doubt them
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING REPLAYS???
>Let's keep nerfing the A1-S until it's completely shit
Why do the people making this game think this is a """""""""good""""""""" idea?
>>147926754
not really, got 2 drops last major and 1 this one
get fucked rooooooooooofl
>>147926721
the maymay. i made a post about kennys and my captcha was kenis. my hard drive got wiped in january so my dank memes are gone (do u have the captcha marshmallow guy)
>It is a euros thought they had a chance episode.
>>147926764
laughing at nerd virgins like you wasting your time with a noob shit no skill game that's gonna be dead soon
>>147926691
bump
>>147926880
Delete this.
>>147926847
no replays, normies might spot the cheats then
>>147926818
its beyond god tier on office
>>147925837
I can understand Cache and Train. Inferno is just a great map in general, it just needs a bit of cleaning and it's golden.
VP doesnt even know how to play this map
baka
>>147926161
dank vs. damp
>>147926880
DELETE THIS!!!!!!111
>>147926879
I got you bb
We're kenis brothers
it's just scenery but i do love how the switching station by spawn looks
>>147926896
>the most popular game
>dying anytime soon
dota2 is irrelevant and league is dying
>>147926754
I've only begun watching from Cluj and I got 2, lmao
>delet your career
Fuck that bait play by cold and fallen was perfect
>>147926175
woops read it wrong, 16-5 for nuke, 16-8 mirage.
>>147926989
thanks breh
>taz aimlock fucking up
lmaooooooo
>>147927047
checks out, seems legit
>>147926754
No idea what you're doing. I got 2 cbble drops today on my alts.
"It's like on an aim map against bots" ~ Virtus Pro (about Keyd Stars on Nuke, 2015).
>>147926494
Thank you
>>147926545
No, I did not. Did liquid suddenly turn T1?
I can't respect a team that has Elige.
But even if they had a chance, look, TL are the best at choking at the moment, and the best team ever to provoke choking on others is fnatic, this quality analysis will get me to the top.
>>147926553
It's already shitty as fuck. I don't play cs in over a month now though so worst case scenario it's the final nail in the coffin, and it's a good thing nonetheless.
>>147926554
I peppa we trust.
>>147926993
>dota
>irrelevant
elaborate
>>147927079
Taz is aimlocking like a madman, seriously just watch the replay after the series. It is actually ridiculous to do it that much and still lose.
R I O
I
O
>>147926462
>yfw
Suck it, whitebois.
>someone else in this thread has 9th july birthday
woah
>>147927128
All of the Dota 2 fanbase are children or foreigners, all of them.
>there are people who unironically believed VP could win this bo3
>when pasha is still on that team
he never fails to deliver the worst chokes in most important rounds
>>147927202
Why are u retards so triggered by dota? we are basically the same player base as those fucks, stop being a contrarian.
>meme
>meme
>meme
>meme
Today is OUR day!!
http://www.hltv.org/news/18241-nitr0-super-confident-on-cobble
>We have this last quarter-final coming up and it'll be between fnatic and Gambit, but the obvious storyline here is fnatic, in case that happens, how do you see your chances?
I'm gonna go back to scrims and results in scrims, we were destroying them in scrims.
>>147927286
left = doturds (shortsfags)
right = magog
so who wins on mirage?
left mY script at home
are fnatic still the best team
which are the top 5 now
>>147926993
>dota 2
>irrelevant
>>147927367
i was destroying hiko's sis in scrims too
>>147926739
>complains about anime posting in a imageboard
I bet you also get triggered when little kawaii girls rip your fucking head off too
>>147927419
SK
fnatic
navi
VP
liquid
stay comfy goggers
>>147927419
fnatic
sk
vp
na'vi
liquid
>>147927346
>the meme meme
Well meme'd.
>>147927425
It is though, it exists only in the shadow of a larger and objectively better game of the same genre (LoL). The people who play it do so purely because they're elitists who think it sets them apart from LoL.
WE SMART
WE LOYAL
WE FRIENDLY
WE ARE FROM BRASIL
lets frag some noobs tonight
>>147927419
TyLoo
>>147927404
so you're reddit?
LETS FRAG SOME NOOBS CSGOG
>>147927419
SK, G2, Fnatic, Liquid, NIP
>lets frag some noobs tonight! :)
>>147927367
>thinking scrim results against european teams count
I fucking kek'd
The year is 2017
Media lives and dies based on how many "minority points" it has
Valve, cleverly foreseeing this, had in the previous 2 years trained a team of shitty, retarded Brazilians to use aimbots in such a way that it can trick even the most discriminating eyes, coding the cheats directly into the game and only authorising their steam accounts to use them
CS:GO is now the most popular esport in the world
>de_favela next
im worried for VP, lads
>>147927697
I feel bad for G2, they could've easily won the tournament if they didn't get in the meme group
>>147927712
>The year is 2016
ftfy
>>147927639
>LG
um????
>umpumpen da!
what did he mean by this
>>147927128
>>147927425
dota 2 will always be the 2nd in its genre, which makes it irrelevant
lol will always be bigger and better than dota2 sorry mobabbs
>csgo normies think they are relevant
>they think their shit game isn't dying
>DOTA 2 IS ONLY PLAYED BY FOREIGNERS AND CHILDREN BOOHOO
>CHILDREN
>COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE
Let's laugh at them, /d2g/
I think at this point it's pretty safe to say SK has no chances against fnatic tomorrow.
Fucking fnatic.
>>147927848
wtf zai baka desu
>>147927848
haha lmao epic :^)
>>147927789
not sure about winning but legends/semi is definitely within reach
And they did give SK/Fnatic runs for their money in the respective matches. Very few teams can do that.
Seems like someone wants me to download botnet to my computer
>>147927816
>bigger
ok
>better
kys
Also, just look at the average demographic on /r/globaloffensive and see that CSGO is even more of a kid's playground
>>147927659
Yes!
Has anyone here seen the script?
How close is Liquid going to make this match before Fnatic toggles hard?
>dotards think they can even talk about csgo after the KEKENING
>>147927848
>this is a 10/10 in /d2g/
>>147927678
>calling others reddit when coming from /d2g/
>is an adult male who wears shorts in public
https://twitter.com/SPUNJ/status/750544964652822528
what did CHAD mean by this?
G2 could've made it pass SK if they didn't pick cobblestone baka
>>147927702
Welcome to the dust map, motherfucker!
>>147927632
>LOL
>better game
okay now this is just low tier bait. i went competitive in lol and everyone who played with me was a dota player and only played lol because dota is dead on our country.
>>147927848
>CSGO's leading players
>Whites, and only recently did a non-white team (SK) earned their place in the top echelon of pros
>Dota's leading players
>Autistic, manchildren chinks, shitskins, slavs
>>147928026
Spunj is a class act, too bad he isn't good enough for top 10
never 4 get, doturds
>>147928110
why are white people so shit
>>147927972
Liquid is going to go up and get the crowd hyped, viewership will top.
But then they'll choke harder than they did against LG in columbus.
It's going to be piss easy for fnatic.
The only hard prediction is SK vs Fnatic in the final.
I'm Fallen's bitch and Taco's neighbour, but fnatic is going to win this shit, SK never won an important game against Fnatic with olof.
>>147928026
I believe he meant "please don't hire me for analyst desks"
>>147928026
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
aussies/cunts are our boys <3
>>147927964
yes it's better
just install league and have fun instead of playing a shit game m9
>>147928021
Shorts are comfy, expecially if you live in a country with 20 degrees or more avg temp.
>>147928110
>gogs cant take the bants
>>147927848
what is a 'dota 2'?
lmao
look at him, Stacey. What a nerd!
xD
>>147928021
>thoorin
>im totally n-not reddit!!!
he lives and breathes because of his retarded manchild reddit fanbase like you,same with sirmemeslacks
well actually d2g and csgog are no different than reddit
>>147928110
>Whites, and only recently did a non-white team (SK) earned their place in the top echelon of pros
>>147927712
non-whites literally can't play esports well, its impossible for them
This is going to be a great fucking match. I can't wait
>>147928038
I just think it's funny how in both the Bo1s against SK and Fnatic, it was those teams who got to use 3 bans but not G2.
They also had a player who played in a Major for the first time (bodyy) and he did make some very crucial mistakes, so FWIW, they did well given the circumstances. If Ex6 was still leading they would struggle to get even 9 rounds against either 2
>>147928226
If i wanted to be a filthy casual i wouldn't even be posting here. I would be playing cod or something like that.
>>147928293
That wasn't the point of the image you literal autist.
>>147928226
League shits are not allowed, gtfo. The kind of retard who plays for chimps to play should off himself.
>>147928204
>But then they'll choke harder than they did against LG in columbus.
I AM READY FOR IT
>>147928353
but you're already playing one of the easiest games out there, you are a casual lol
POST THE SWEDE CHOKER TO CHASE AWAY THE DOTARDS
>VP gets an early lead on both sides
>SK being world class togglers will start making crazy vac shots and barely win in the end
I'm tired of this episode
>lost rank due to inactivity
>have not played since last year
>get placed in a match with silver 4 to nova 2s
>people raging that I am hacking
>drop a 30 bomb
>team loses
>enemy player still raging and calling me a hacker
lmfao. Now I get why people smurf, this shit is FUN. It is like playing against bots.
>>147928483
>insulting ee
low fruit mate
>>147928483
weebies btfo once again
>>147928395
thats not the point why I said those either
>>147928453
why are you so angry lol install league and have fun for the first time in a while instead of playing irrelevant always #2
>>147928338
its because they have legend status
G2 are predictable as fk scream always at the tree etc
>>147928483
Reminder that RL is worse than dotards.
>marage
IT'S MIRAGE
>>147928552
It's so fucking boring if you actually want to get better
And it becomes impossible to carry if your team can't do anything and even just one guy on the enemy team can
>>147928078
Why would the worse game be the more popular one, especially when the supposedly "better" one is dead? They're both free, and both are the exact same with different characters. If you think dota is better its just because you want the satisfaction of not being mainstream.
>>147927905
fnatic has been playing like shit
>>147928293
>>147928613
Pretty sure you were projecting with the "retarded manchild" part of your post. One image that includes thorin sent you into a sperg out.
Try lurking more.
>thinking SK can lose on Mirage
who here ready for the Cold jumping noscope 4k?
>>147925403
what a beautiful faggot
i want to bery my dick up his smoth ass
>>147928483
fuck me
every time
>>147928672
t. undercover dotard
>>147928704
>both are the exact same
a bit better bait
>>147928748
why settle for just four?
remember when VP won pistol rounds? those were good days
>>147928717
no actually I just point out Thorin is loved by reddit and calling you manchild because you insult me first.
I dont care about wearing shorts in public tb h
how to retake b site by taz
>jump out market door and die to the guy that always sits ebox on a postplant
What an awkward spot to drop the bomb
>>147928849
>undercover
Unlike you we don't have to hide when we defend our favorite game.
>>147928483
BASED RICHARD
>>147928581
any animefag is low fruit lol
they just aren't self-aware
gg
>>147928483
choked one on the left
>>147928932
You didn't call me a manchild though. I've never supported thorin so I don't meet your criteria.
> dont care about wearing shorts in public tb h
I'm sure you don't, because you're a redditor who came from d2g.
>>147928937
ebox?
too greedy, snax
how blatant does fallen intend to be this game?
>>147928483
Bullying dotards should be illegal, they're absolutely autistic, they don't know how to fight back.
>>147929074
rofl I didnt even play dota.If you dont support thorin I guess u shouldnt place (me) on him
>>147928858
>I'll just say it's bait because I know she's right
noice
>>147929090
at this point, why even try to hide it?
>>147929172
How new are you exactly?
>losing CT sided Mirage
I'm done with EU.
>>147928849
t. paranoid autist
RL is an untalented emotional manchild and CS events are more enjoyable without him. The only thing hes good at is breaking news stories
>>147929191
it's like comparing cod's strategy to csgo's
>>147928483
I hate EE's guts, but that's not even a burn, since EE has a pretty high degree in something i can't remember right now.
>fer's smoke loses SK the round
>>147929258
uve got issues
>>147928858
just stop replying to this retard.
>>147928697
Yeah pretty much. As CT I held B site by myself but the entire 4 of them could not hold A site.
guess they need nadebots too
>>147929281
>thinks the first 3 rounds matter
you should get done breathing
>>147929295
t. assblasted SJW tranny
Richard Lewis is a god, go chop off your dick somewhere else.
What's his name again?
>>147929297
COD and CSGO have fundamental gameplay differences and weapon mechanics. LoL and Dota are reskins of the same game.
>>147929310
Classic fer
>>147929316
And you're a sperging manchild who wears shorts in public and gets triggered by images of thorin
>>147929406
who?
>>147929297
is this what doturds tell themselves?
>>147929334
but im bored
>>147929446
fucking autist
>>147929390
>doesn't like muh manchild
>must be a degenerate tranny reeeeeee
>>147929406
A GOD
why the fuck didnt they molly byali out
>>147929303
I think he dropped out to go pro. So he has no degree.
>>147929406
Richard "The Swede Choking Machine" Lewis
cmon SK your lil bro team beat VP in mirage before
GO MEME TEAM!
>Thread so dead during one of the most important events of the year you have to bring up a more popular game
>>147929578
they have to throw a few rounds so nobody questions their jumping collat shots through smoke later
what happened to my comfy vp vs sk thread
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
Richard "Killing Sven with a Five Seven" Lewis
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
Richard "Choking Them like TSM" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your bitch and Stream on Twitch" Lewis
Richard "Feel my rage when I go back stage" Lewis
Richard "No antidote for a broken throat" Lewis
>not steamrolling the pollacks
>>147929641
>when your game is so dead you have to post in a different thread
lmao
>>147929567
Forgot to take your hormones today? Fuck off.
SK PLEASE
>>147929563
>more projection
Here I'll spoiler this image so you don't go into another tantrum.
Is de_mirage CT or T sided?
>>147929718
don't worry, they're gonna toggle soon
>>147929578
because they have no awareness and shit teamplay.
should i go get beer?
PAPACEPS
>>147929714
>Obvious emotional manchild
>can't stop riding RL's dick
who could have seen this coming?
nice fucking hacks vp
>>147929815
get whiskey instead
>hue
Anyone else hearing this knocking? What the fuck is that?
>VP fighting like equals with hues
>had a chance to 2-0 them
>instead they picked nuke hoping to meme them and got btfo
>>147929786
here we go
>>147929865
VEE PEE
>>147929865
Holy shit, this guy have enough chromosomes to make another one of him.
>>147929908
someone is at your door lad
>>147929865
VEE PEE
tucking dave
Favelas activating microhacks through the whael
>>147929942
yoooooooo
don't bully our guy Dave
>>147929871
t. tranny
>>147929815
Just wait for One of the coal skins or shitskins to come around and offer you some.
>>147929865
fuck slav shits, SK all da way
>>147929758
does he control the whale or does it control him
>>147930037
Hello, subhuman.
>>147930064
definitely doesn't have a phone sawn into it
really makes u think
>>147930032
never seen one
>>147929898
no thanks
>>147930074
same can be said for you, subhuman.
How they didn't read that B was empty?
taz what the fuck man
top kek
they really have to rework how the molly spread
Taz is retarded
>>147930265
4Head g
Apologize.
the only time in the tourny twitch chat was valid in spamming 1g
NICE FUCKING HACKS VP
D-Don't Taz me bro!
>>147930158
Come around atleast once a game. Atleast in lower ranks.
AWP REMOVED WHEN
FUCK DA AWP
>>147930009
I may be mentally ill but i'm no tranny, and nowhere near as fucked as you, Richard
>>147930379
excellent meme
>>147928204
SK might lose to VP here.
Plus I still don't think fnatic is full strength so I'm not even interested in a match between the two right now. Maybe a month or two later it'll be time.
>HE JUST HAD A PIXEL TO WORK WITH
>it was like 20k pixels
the casters are just as dumb as this shitty fucking video game. fitting
>dat TAZ wallz
>>147930396
not sure what you are on about
>>147930438
t. assblasted sjw then
i can't believe how fucking poorly VP played that
Pasha what the fuck are you doing.
>>147930527
Have you seen Pasha play before?
>PASHA DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPRAY FIREBOXES AGAINST SHORT PLANT
LOLMAO
O
L
M
A
O
>>147930486
>Watching something you hate
>Listening to something you hate
Uhm, autism?
God I fucking hate those cheating monkey subhuman fucks
hope VP fucking blows them out the majorwho am I kidding, br cheats are too strong
Whoa, Taco must have incredible gamesense to know pasha was there
>>147930505
Dont reply to the tripfag, just blacklist him and report
rrrrr?
>Fnx's real name is Lincoln
Is he white?
>>147930576
>responding to things that make you mad
uhhh nerd?
>2:1 odds on liquid winning 1 map against fnatic
ez skines?
>>147930585
get fucked polcuck subhuman.
>>147930695
BRAZIL
>cs "pro"
>forget to buy a weapon
ROFL
>meme shot vs meme team
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OK Pasha I forgive you that was great.
LMAOOOO flashback
>>147930761
You forgive him? He cost them Nuke. It could've been a 2-0.
>>147930767
damn that's a vintage meme nowadays
MAN.. this fucking game sure has changed. haven't played since 2005 my dudes
i come back and the community server list is fucking garbo
no one playing iceworld, pool, rats, crackhouse or any of scout/knife aimmap awp maps
what the fuck happened. i joined a game and people were just talking about memeskins and crying about auto snipers
holy fuck uninstall
OUR BOYS DESTROYING THE FAVELAS!!
>>147930761
it was, but man, that defuse incident...
PASHA ITS TIME TO TOGGLE
>fan meter
we /america/ now
>more random jumping kills in this "competitive" video game
WOW, just PURE FUCKING SKILL
holy shit wub wub wub
taz is so bad
>>147930730
I don't even give a shit about VP except Neo
I just really, really want SK to lose.
FUCKING
WOW
snax could actually ninja this
>people ACTUALLY doubted based papa
>VP
>a good team
>>147930831
back to bed grandpa
pmsl @ VP
I fucking hate cold, fucking cheating monkey
BASED PAPA BTFOING THE CHEATING HUES
How much is Neo getting paid to throw?
>>147930931
that fucking highlight
corner corner corner SNAP
>>147930927
ez 4 the favela lids
>>147930931
as opposed to other 4 "legit" monkeys?
how fucking obvious can these monkeys be, holy fuck ban these fucking brazilians
>FALLEN DOESN'T SEE THE FUCKING BARREL
This script is really stressful.
>>147930831
>Is older than 20
>Plays videogames and browses 4chan
Lmao fucking nerd
rare glimpse of fnx untoggled there
How the fuck is this a 9-6 half
FALLEN U FUCKING RETARD
should Valve rework the decoy grenade? they are mostly useless in pro play
>>147931116
because vp cant into anti eco
>>147931047
He is the worst of them, maybe except for Taco, who is as bad, possibly even worse than him.
>>147931116
now look SK fucking up the pistol round for the first time
>>147931151
>should valve
yes
>will valve
no
>>147930931
He looks really gross. I not sure why exactly but he is repulsive.
>>147931203
only one I believe doesnt cheat in that lineup is fer desu
>br ct side
16-9 incoming
you guys are the fucking worst. all this time you've been shitting on VP and calling them reddit and now that they're winning they're suddenly "your guys". absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>147931290
me playing ;)
>>147931279
>not sure why exactly
he's a shitskin
>>147931367
idiot
>>147931290
Yung harvey
PASHA TK LMAO
>>147931367
>4chan is one person
I always remained pure to VP
P A S H A
A
S
H
A
Pasha
>Pasha
PASHA AGAIN, HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT.
P M S L
This is either scripted or monkeys are cheating.
>pasha
>>147931194
You mean how SK managed to win 3 T rounds after getting a free 3-0?
>pasha loses the match for VP
i love reruns tb h
Is Pasza the dumbest pro?
>VP plows the favela back into the jungle and Liquid wins the major episode
VP PLEASE FUCKING PRACTICE PISTOL ROUNDS
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE ABYSMAL WHEN IT COMES TO PISTOLS
your SK MVP
>>147931367
Pasha has been our for a very long time you idiot.
>>147931446
I want to lose my virginity to all of VP
has vp won a pistol round ever?
>>147930931
After LG lost to Tyloo and got knocked out in Malmo I told him on his twitter to "get rekt for being a bunch of cocky favelas". He proceeded to unironically block me.
>>147931579
pistols are the easiest to toggle in so no, not against monkeys
this script is stressing
List of our guys:
Anyone who isn't reddit's guys
>>147931579
they won 1 (ONE) in THREE GAMES
>>147931579
shhhhhhhhhh
It's all ogre now.
>>147931669
So blu is our guy?
>>147931579
who cares, post more crispy
Fucking SK have superhuman senses.
>>147931637
Why wouldnt he retard
neo's name looks kind of like NED in all caps lol
>>147931637
top kek
>>147931754
lmao
>>147931669
How would you know who Reddits guys are without being a redditor yourself
Is anyone here unable to kill Ts through the 'window' at apts when they rush through at full speed? I don't know why but it's as hard as getting a pick through mid doors on dust2 for me
>>147931754
lmao
>>147931721
How can a professional be such a fucking thin skinned shitskin cocky toggler?
>>147931860
I only browse reddit ironically
can't wait to see favelas get destroyed by fnatic
>It is a euros thought they had a chance again episode
When are these BR's gonna get found out, its so frustrating constantly seeing such blatant cheating and nothing being done about it
>>147931860
"How do you know who serial killers are without being a serial killer yourself"
Taco toggled
Seriously what the fuck happened this game VP. They always find a way to fuck up it seems.
taco toggling hard this map
eeeh I mean he finally warmed up ;)
>>147931998
>implying he was ever playing without cheats
>>147931974
>We just work the hardest to achieve what we aim for x)
>>147931754
hueeee
>>147931978
The news.
>>147931978
Great point anon, perfect analogy
>>147932050
Taco "warmed up" and Fallen's "gamesense" is on point :^)
pasza is the problem
>yfw someone with a haircut this shit is gonna win the major
>>147931860
How do you know dank memes when you've never been a dank memer yourself?
>>147932079
sorry
he decided to be more apparent that he is cheating now
>>147932050
The BRs toggled. You notice it in pistol rounds.
>VP not communicating and visibly shaken
toggles: on
VP: rip
integrity in esports: still ded
>>147932206
well, that and the blatant cheating
>>147932207
>again
rip
What makes you spergs think everyone is hacking? How can you tell?
>>147932207
>implying pig + our guys won't take it all
>>147932296
got any examples of this "blatant cheating"
pasha looks like he's going to fucking cry;_;
>>147932349
are you even watching the game?
tab back in fallen
NOT LIKE THIS VP.
NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS.
FUCKING CHEATING MONKEYS
>>147932317
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>147932349
yeah check twitch tv/esl_csgo
Pasha looks like he's pissed, and not in such a way it'll feed his focus, like he's tilted.
AE GALERA
BR?
HUEHEUHEUEHUA
Imagine if /csgog/ was a jury, lmao. So many people would be punished for something they never did, because retards don't know what evidence actually is
>>147932450
Pasha's been on tilt for years.
>>147932349
Youre kidding, right?
>>147932327
watch the game. Blatant wallhacks and aimlocks.
>>147932450
>inb4 he gets up and beats all SK team to death
VP no chance my friends
>>147932487
hi /reddit/
i love watching this thread as a neutral
>all this salt makes me feel like.
>mfw the top teams are all blatantly cheating
>no one does anything because it's gotten too big
when did CS competitive become such an incredible joke?
>>147932450
must be depressing tbqh
doesn't matter what you do
the better you play, the more they toggle
it's an impossible situation
>>147932609
In about 2006 desu
>The whole team of SK
>legit
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
vp is so fucking trash
>>147932604
salt is my third (3rd) favorite reddit meme
>>147932450
"He's capable, he's smart"
>>147932609
When CSGO was released
It's over lads SK cheated their way to finale again
fucking cheater subhuman monkeys
lose cobble just to avoid suspicion
>that jumbo cheat
I find it more unbelievable that theres people denying that they cheat.
>coldzera just casually kills Byali through the smoke
ok
Wow look at that incredible gamesense by Fallen :^)
is it just me or is fnx super attractive?
>>147932707
>>147932706
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
baka senpai
>>147932706
they can't keep getting away with this
>this retarded topknot br nigger
Please beat SK in the finale, Fnatic. Please.. Shut all these sub-human monkeys up.
now the final will literally be monkey togglers vs togglers who are actually good without toggling
>pasha choking in easy 2v2 that would guarantee a 10-5 first half
>pasha teamkilling in pistol on 2nd half
when is this niggerfaggot getting decked in his stupid face and kicked out of the team?
even dinosaur taz is fucking getting shit done
meanwhile memeceps has 1 good round with meme7 throughout 3 fucking maps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEJv6ZYLOPA
>coldzera instantly 180s and his aim snaps to snax's head
IT'S THE WAY HE MOVES HIS MOUSE GUYS
I SWEAR
>First time VP sends some palace
>SK magically sends two to rush palace early
lmao...
HUEHUE
WE FUCK YOUR TEAMS JUST LIKE WE FUCK YOUR WOMEN
t. ITALIAN BRAZILIAN
>>147932487
hahah ;) oooooooooooops, I accidently aimed at him, right?
This is just depressing, they've already won majors, why do they keep taking from players that are actually skilled and really trying, they could just stop cheating and go "well, we had our time :P" and leave with 500k
>doubting cheaters
wow they have such a good gamesense, it's almost like they're cheating :^)
>>147932893
It's a gun round, obviously they would send one to challenge palace
I can't tell if you're trolling or silver at this point
>>147932762
inhuman "gamesense" :)
>>147932893
that is literally FalleN trademark tatic
do you even cs:go/
>>147932929
Kill yourself you "everyone gets a trophy" commie redditor.
12-14 still a chance guys
>>147932893
Gamesense :)
This, kids, is why SK is the most reddit team to have existed.
could it be??????????
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
VEE PEE
>VEE PEE
LETS GO VEE PEE
>cz 5v1
>still blatant as hell
16-11 LEZ FUCKING GOGOOOGOGOOOOO
>>147933059
>11
????
wtf was that cold
not even subtle
/pol/ is worse than reddit
/pol/ please leave
>cold not cheating
>cold not cheating
>cold not cheating
>cold not cheating
>cold not cheating
>cold not cheating
Pasha can't kill a guy not looking his direction.
Then the customary 'Stumble at the last hurdle'
"Oh look guys we might be choking! We're human!"
that flick on pasha, absolutely disgusting
typical slav hacking subhuman squatters.
>pashit
HAHAHAHAH
WHERE WERE U WHEN FAVELAS BEAT EUROPE
they bottled it
What audio interface with the are the players using? The thing with the sound meter light bars.
>HOW DO THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET JUMPSHOTS SK?
how indeed
retard pasha
>HOW DO THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET JUMPSHOTS
gee i dunno
rigged bullshit
HOLY SHIT WHY DID PASHA DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK
This is a joke.
"how do they always manage to get jumpshots"
I wonder why sadokist
Nice toggle BR
HOLY SHIT THE AIMLOCK FROM COLDZERA
BEST HACK IN THE GAME
oops accidently toggled ;)
>HOW DO THEY ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET JUMPSHOTS
gamesense
>tfw Finns and Swedes are the only ones not cheating
Goddamnit why do non-nordics have to be so inhuman?
>HEY PASHA HERE IS THIS CHANCE FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY CLUTCH SOMETHING
>PASHA: OK MY FRIEND I FULL RUSH NO CONTROL NOT CHECK CORNER MY FRIEND
SUCK MY DICK, WHITE BOIS!
literally every team has a toggle
/thread
they did it again the absolute madmen
>he doubted hteir cheats
Fuck off VP you're so retarded
i feel physically sick
Incredible gamesense there
Pure
>he doubted
>They really thought they had a chance.
>>147933294
>finns thinking they're people
togglers win again
sad
based pasha throwing another major for VP
VIRTUS PRO?
MORE LIKE
VIRTUS POO
>>147933294
flusha cheats. none of the NA players cheat
>play passive positions towards stairs and surrender site
>whoops it doesn't matter fer got two smoke kills :^)
GAME SENSE
A
M
E
S
E
N
S
E
>>147933294
>Swedes
:^)
>>147933294
>flusha
>krimz
come on dude
>>147933294
A Swede would never kiss a Finn.
>jumping scout
>jumping awp
all this on a major and which turned around the whole series
How can people be so willing to keep up with this charade and pretend SK is not relying on external assistance LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>147933321
ye, but SK has 4
aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
crowd mic located
>>147933312
>i am black, which makes me much more stupid than you, so this small victory satisfies me immensely
how can sk look the vp members in the eyes, shaking hand for a 'good game' fuck these favelas
Someone make a 20min compilation of aimlocks from cold on this series
>>147933294
nice bait
if pasha hadn't rushed after that flank they would've won
>LG players are all white
>All LG fans in the crowd are brown
What is this sorcery
>Red guy is drunk AGAIN
official thread anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCE-VnyiO9Y
GET FUCKED FOUR-CHAN
THE CASTERS ARE BUTTBLASTED
shouldve been a 16-11, fuck these VP hacking scum.
>>147933119
he's been completely blatant the whole time
>>147933473
why cut so much?
>>147933495
>all white
fallen is the only """"white"""" guy
VP FANS WHERE WE AT
FAITHFUL AFTER LOSING
CONFUSED AFTER WINNING
>>147933495
>white
Are you blind?
>that was the best match we ever played
>that was the hardest game we ever played
t. fallen after every interview
I guess every match is hard when aren't actually good and you're cheating
>>147933495
>>LG players are all white
>5 mestizos
>""""white""""
literally lol'ing @ you
Is Fallen the only BR that speaks English?
WHERE HTE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD
>>147933463
>i am white
>I get triggered by the smallest of baits
>Then I proceed to rant on black people on my favourite echo chamber
lmaoing @ ure life right now kiddo.
>>147933597
>>147933590
>Literally named Lincoln
>Not white
lmao
>On the first map I was the turd
What did Fallen mean by this?
Dont worry lads, tomorrow simples gonna blow the monkey togglers the fuck out of europe
>coldzera
>flusha
>shox
>k0nfig
>krimz
Rate my team /csgog/
when is the next game?
Wait, you guys really thought you could defeat us?
In the finals we will face either the EU that have absolutely no chance, or the NA that still suffers from PTSD because of the great choke.
>>147933591
there is nothing to honk about
>>147933648
>name means you're white
what
a black dude can be named lincoln and that makes him white? ok
>>147933701
toggle/10
>>147933701
wouldstilllosetofallenandhischeatprovider/10
>>147933714
after the break
>>147933701
2legit
>>147933701
Krimz is shit though and he doesn't even hack, replace him with Olof or niko
>>147933701
How big is your team of coders for them?
>>147933701
unbeatable with cheats allowed
>>147933648
he's part chinese tho
fnatic going to get btfo next
USA USA USA
>>147933768
Im pretty sure lincoln lau is half asian or something
>>147933781
how many minutes?
FUCKING SK
WAI U NO WIN 16-10
ITS TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
soon
>>147921936
This is a really great picture.
>>147933701
replace konfig with niko
is csgog racist?
>>147933631
>t. buttblasted blackie
good that they got kicked out of e-league
fucking cheaters
sad that turner broadcasting is running the only legitimate tournament these days
>>147933701
Legit choice my friend.
>>147933854
coming up next
>my team wins
>everything's alright
>my team loses
>THEY R HACKING
every tim
>>147933896
reddit was a mistake
>>147933870
I like how he seat, i'm doing it myself like that.
>>147933896
hi guys :^)
>even reddit suspects coldzera is cheating
fucking lmao the subhuman monkeys are so blatant
>>147933926
flicking 90 degrees in a split second is just good reactions right :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGZqDzb__bw
>>147933701
What about Shara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqaHmLCelUI
cold cheating vid
>cheater this
>cheater that
>no webms or videos posted
ebin really fresh posting i like csgog now
>>147933896
>The majority of people are racists?
>?
It's a fact that literally (literally) every single person who punctuates a statement with a question mark is a passive aggressive faggot.
>>147933896
Yeah i hate niggers
The difference between 3rd/4th and 2nd place is $70,000
why WOULDNT you cheat? especially when everyone basically already knows you cheat
Fnatic WILL win, take advantage of the betting odds while you still can
>>147933854
just a short break
>>147933993
you are reddit m9
>>147934023
Closed the vid as soon as I heard that horrendous music
>>147933997
>I am bad at the game
>People do things I can't
>Therefore they are cheating
lmao how mad are white supremacists now?
>>147933728
>us
>When manchildren try to claim other peoples achievements as their own
>>147934029
why webms when you can watch the whole SK's run this tournament? lol there are hours of material
>>147934029
>no webms posted ;)
>>147932917
players:
>fallen
>fer
>coldzera
>fnx
>taco
cheat provider:
>valve
rate my team /csgog/
im kinda tired of favelas
they've earned their dosh and dont have to live in favelas anymore
let others win now
also fallen is fake as fuck
that feelio when you have a crush on a porn star
>>147933896
>>147934029
>i'm too retarded to watch the stream
>>147934023
rofl dan m is always hilarious
Reminder that Valve themselves ACTUALLY think that it is impossible to cheat at their events. They are not ignoring it, they legitimately do no understand their own game to the point that they actually think these players are clean.
>>147934276
Which pornstar anon?
>>147934262
I want most nationalities to win a major so I can stop hearing sob stories about how X team wants to "win major for my country".
Christ I want these people to fuck off.
>>147934541
gianna michaels
>>147934541
jada stevens
>>147934541
OP's mom.
is csgo the most mic spam game ever?
>>147935303
dude wtf take that back
>>147935326
garry's mod probably
>leave olof to me
Did Olof go deaf?
>>147930886
>hating a team this much
Did they defeat your favorite NA team too much?
>>147926859
>liquid trash
Can anybody recommend me a new headset? My Siberia V3's make footsteps quieter than everything else in the game and i cant even hear the bomb plant/tick sound half the time unless I'm sitting on top of it.
I kinda want to invest in a desk mic and studio headphones for music purposes however the Logitech G930's look very tempting.
>>147932917
>>147934192
You can clearly see him moving his hand.
Stop being a faggot.
>>147936043
Holy shit I need the source video.
>>147936056
sennheiser hd for cellphones
i hear people plant at A when im near mid vent in cache
get ready to get flushed