/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

chora fdp

time to cheer for our pige

GET FUCKED VP

wew ty for the asiimov virtus shit fangeys

What did ESEA ads mean by "don't get cheated"?

Is Valve seriously going to let Coldzera keep cheating after this major when everyone suspects it now?

>>147934096
wew that was close lad

So, Fnatic or Liquid? Will TL choke again?

>not turning your assist tools to eleven when faced with elimination
yoo rofl

xth for SK's cheat provider

>pasha single-handedly lost VP the game
lmao whatup polandtards

>>147934096
PLEASE BUY MY SERVICE

someone said that reddit suspected cold of cheating, wheres that post?

get fucked vp tbqh

i won 30 bucks off them taking at least 11.5 rounds though, so thanks slavs

kenis

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IS SK truly the bets team in the world?they are fucking sick no doubt who will guys bet for in teh finals?

SK Vs Fnatic/Liquid

im a big Fnatic fan but i think SK might take it all

>>147934286
loool

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post yfw SK banned from eleague for cheating but valve wouldn't let them announce they'd been caught

>>147934286
>goes to preaim spots dude
the meme was alright until you retards drove it into the ground

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guys i betted NA

less legit than pro bicycle racing

>>147934346
sk are the best cheaters in the world

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>>147934286

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oops

>>147934346
the* excuse the typos

what a fucking boring major this has been
probably because of the utterly dogshit group seed

>>147934286
assuming you're not trolling, you don't seem to understand basic game sense at all. there are a finite number of positions the enemy could be at at any given time, and with a full 5 man team where everyone is communicating fully, you have all the info about where the enemy was last seen. this means that a skilled player will be anticipating enemy movements and flicking back and forth between possible spots. if you even watch demos of like, MG and above level of play, you'll see numerous instances where someone puts their cross hair on an enemy through a wall. while I agree there are some majorly suspicious moments with flusha and shox like the long doors of dust 2 clip, clips like these are just the most rudimentary confirmation bias... you're not very bright if you don't realize that you're only finding these instances amid the hundreds of other flicks back and forth in a game because you're looking for them. honestly, what is your MM rank? you're like a characature of NA cs...

>>147934401
Who is "spots dude" reddit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn1DBYTwbw

LMAO

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>>147934418
God bless you sir

>>147934310
r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/

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>People WILL take Fnatic vs SK final seriously

>People ACTUALLY believe both teams aren't full of cheaters

>>147934468
He thought the footstep made by snax jumping was behind him you mong.

>>147934310
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/

>>147934286
I guess he just didn't know that you can't shoot through the 5 feet thick structure =))) oops!

>>147934552
THEY'RE WAKING UP

>>147934468

surely he just swung his hand back and forth like 15 cm by mistake

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Too bad cheaters ruined dream finale.

>>147934346
Fnatic vs SK would make for a sick final but I want TL to win this too.

>>147934658
fuck that TL are ez money for SK

>>147934418
u did good, son

Twitch tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife

Seriously, the cheating meem is getting annoying. You guys don't seem to understand how hacks actually work.

Watch every Flusha game ever, this is how it works.

>>147934286
Here is a crazy crazy theory. His aimlock locks to the left of the actual target by like 3 inches. You can see him pull left before he went back to kitchen window. When going to peek the guy on arches, he also was to the left then snapped right, then when he peeked the final player catwalk, he was left of where that guy was too. DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

That would be crazy, but I think he's just good.

>Valve officially offering ESEA through steam

Lol I'm done

>95% of pros use the usp over p2k
>it hasn't gotten the m4a1s treatment

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Why is JW the only one who has a personal song in this thread?


Everyone of our guys deserve a song

I know sk are cheaters because of how consistent they are, have you ever seen them choke? Didnt think so

>>147934626
get fucked.

sk about to take their 2nd major and u cucks cant do shit

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AMA

>>147934767
It was greenlit, valve had little to do with it

>>147934743
t. undercover SK member trying to defend their blatant cheating

>>147934763
Hey I just closed the tab on that reddit thread. You copied 100% a comment from it.

>>147934786
JW is our guy.

>everyone of
Jw is our guy.

>could have had vp vs fnatic classic
>could have had liquid vs sk revenge for columbus semi final
>its gonna be another togglefest fnatic vs sk

Downvote party inc but I am convinced that coldzera is a cheater.

>>147934738
learn to link if you want people to check this out
line break between twitch and .tv avoids the filter and makes it easy to copy paste

https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife

>>147934821
Nah, Fnatic will take it and shut up all the sub-humans.

>tfw no drop

Not contradicting any statement here but if you play at a semi-high level you usually look through walls in different scenarios to be able to localize footsteps easier.

>>147934828
how drenched are your panties rn you sweaty fag

>>147934907
shit r u a hacker?

>>147934828
can i have a 1 dolla usp skine

>>147934907
thanks, here's your 4chan gild

>>147934959
bruh this is my 6th major with no drops

why doesnt fnx speak english? he's so hot i wish he spoke english

>>147934821
You're the literal cuck tough since you like subhumans triumphing over your subhuman existence.

>>147934876

is this thread the hltv reddit meeting?

How do you cheat on LAN?

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Leave the piggy to me.

>>147935020
np now you can post like a person who isn't below average IQ :)

ahaha liquid has this fucking EZ. can't believe people think fnatic are as good as they used to be

>>147935027
tiny monkey brain

>>147934503
it is a lost battle man, you can put sense into silvers.

>>147934468
Why don't they fucking test button combinations after the match? They need to start having cameras on these faggots mouse and keyboards.

>>147935069
realistically it would only happen if they have a man in the inside "allowing" them to cheat

you lads ready to see hiko and simple fuck up some swedes?

>>147934763

I think both he and fallen are a bit overrated, they are both very flashy players. However Taco and fer seem to get impact frags EVERY round, while cold is often the last alive in both lost/won rounds so he gets a bunch of exit-frags, and the occasional 3-4k. I value what Taco/fer do alot more.

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>>147935069
Fuck off /new/.

>>147935109
>>147935076

lol

pls

stop

ahahHAHAHAHA

>Thoorin in charge of providing analysis

>>147934286
>FalleN surrounded by enemies
>start looking everywhere to try to catch one
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>"OMG! SUCH A CHEATER!"

>>147935069
The ONLY lan without cheats was Dreamhack Masters Malmö and see what happened

>Favelas out
>fnatic skip it
>NIP win

le reddit sway man was correct about nip being the only legit ones.

>>147935164

having evidence of cheating makes things so awkward though. much better to just pretend everything's legit

>>147935027
hes not really the guy to stop and learn shit, he was naturally good back when i played with him. he was a fuckin lady killer tho.

>>147935069
http://www.dailydot.com/esports/the-vaccening-counter-strike/

>>147935238
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>through
xD!

>>147935228
lmfao hiko weighs more than flusha and JW combined kid. fnatic is about to get CRUSHED

WE SMART WE LOYAL WE FRIENDLY.WE ARE FROM BRAZIL WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. DEAL WITH IT. :)

>>147935181
All of SK is really solid and consistent players but coldzera stands out the most. He almost literally never makes a mistake

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>>147935228

>>147934984
Coldzera is the definition of a perfect csgo player, even though it's impossible to be perfect.

>>147935309
fnatic are from sweden not brazil friendo

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just thorin my shit up

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i will eat this

>>147935309
fallen is the only friendly brazilian i've ever heard of though.

he doesn't even really represent his country.

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>>147935424

Thorin's got a big gut
Like the rest of his body looks fine. But he's got a baby bump on him

Hey guys so I just found this new cheat

What's the best AK skin in your opinion? I'm thinking of getting a Wasteland Rebel but the price tag is a bit too hefty for my taste.

>>147935426
please do and save us from CHEATING FUCKING FAVELAS

This is so cheesy and I fucking love it

ITS A CUP
>AHHHHHHHHHH

>>147935027

polish girl here

I wish he spoke polish, I would literally suck his cock.

>>147935327
the bottom picture is those who bet on liquid, right?

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>>147935321
>he doesnt tilt like every other chucklefuck therefore he is a cheater

do you see how ridiculous you sound?i didnt even bet on this game either but seeing the damage control is straight up lauaghable

>>147935473
Redline

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>>147935242
Delete this Goy!

>>147935242
Seems like the other way around desu senpai. Notice how NiP didn't win anything after tournaments started being more strict with cheating.

Also, DH is rigged as fuck.

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WHO \__ O U N G I N HERE?

so empty ( ._.)

>flusha checking for the edge

>>147935473
Point Disarray, Cartel or Vulcan, Fire Serpent is expensive as is it shit

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>>147935426
this is mine

THE HUNGER

>>147935536
>Implying NiP would ever cheat

They're literally the only team with autists (not the meme kind, the real kind) in their team

Autists never cheat at anything

>work in 20
please no
i just want to see liquid choke

>>147935321
Why didn't he kill Snax who was hiding in the connector corner then?

>>147935473
Wasteland Rebel

>>147935643
>working on a Saturday

RIP f@m

i laughed imagining someone in the crowd just socking hiko in the face as he walked through

>>147935643
>choke
Fnatic are favorite

>>147935556
\_ O U N G I N

red guy needs to go into rehab

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>tfw no qt grill to flaunt your banner

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>>147935525
you got baited hardcore cuckfuck newshit

final is literally fnatic vs sk, the battle of the private hacks

eat shit valve

Hiko sounds so nervous lol

Hey guys! Could you answer my poll quickly?

Thanks in advance

http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013

>>147934984
I agree, but you do not lock on to enemies through walls to localize their footsteps.

>>147935242
>dreamHACK
>the only lan without cheats
are you retarded or just pretending?

FNATIC GIRL IS BACK

>>147935556
/_ E A N I N G

\_ A Z I N G

__ O U N G I N G

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>>147935604
hnn

FNATIC GIRL SPOTTED I WANT TO MARRY HER

*crickets*

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holy shit olof needs a fucking hearing aid
old man's goin down

>we dont prepare

???

>did not even prepare

my literal benis :DDDDD

Did Olof become deaf?

>>147935821
Have you ever been on a LAN stage? It's so fucking hard to hear ANYTHING

WEBM OF FNATIC GIRL WHEN?

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Every cheating accusation is made by butthurt neckbeards.

Feels good, man.

>he hasn't seen fnatic girl's bbc porn vid
lmao

>>147935821

hahahha so funny my fellow 4channer xD

are you 16 too? Me too!! you too?

>>147935737
He's fat and he's self conscious about it. He always crosses his arms to try and hide it. Put him in front of thousands of people and sure he's gonna sound nervous.

Fnatic are gonna win regardless though.

shit game, shit scene

Everyone cheats, everyone knows it. It is so sad.

>>147935901
fattie hiko with american lard stuffed in his ears could hear fine

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>>147935780

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I want Team Liquid to win!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013

>>147935914
in the end of the day the finals will be swedecheats vs brcheats

>>147935880
le I'm sorry I didn't hear you man

>>147935936
wat did u say m8?

>>147935954
based pige

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>>147935849
>>147935995

every time

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>>147935954

>>147936023
she did porn

>>147935754
bad meme but you get a (You) it was too obvious

fnatic grill is so fucking hot

>>147935954
REKT

usa?

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>>147935971
>mafw (my anime face when) i betted (bet) on liquid

also (You) for you.

>>147936059
link or get out

How do they hang those metal signs in the air and take them back up? They look super fucking heavy.

SOMEONE POST A PIC OF FNATIC GIRL

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>>147935968

>>147936059
no she didn't stop baiting people

>>147936059
post link please

>>147935242

>my literal who tournament that my literal who team won was the only legit one!!!!

Totally unexpected.

>>147936059
Well I'm gonna need to see it!

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>>147936072
gotchu fammie

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>>147936114
lol

>>147936117
it's on xvideos i dont have the link

or you can search the archives for it, it was posted on /csgog/ like a month ago

Liquid is going to get 2-0'd
t. liquid fan

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>>147936139

>>147936225
MY DICK
I MUST IMPREGNATE HER

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Stay comfy goggers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE

>>147936139
>being this much of an autist

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am i the only one

>>147936261
>pulling shit outta your ass
just like your mother when she conceived you

ddk bros casting

>Moses is going all out

>DDK&Black DDK

Vased

>>147936389
Is this guy the grampa from Better caul saul?

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how much does carn pay her?

>>147936225

/mayaducasse/ on IG and twitter

>>147936395

WOAAAAAAH

/REKT/

THIS SHIT GOES TO r/4chan FASTER THAN SANIC!!!

>>147936389
Don't pimples go away by themselves after a while? He's always had that one.

>>147936410
fuck that means anders and cummler will get the final

>comfiest casters casting the comfiest match
wew

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Anyone ready to see biggest tilt on the face of the earth?Its going to be a slaughter

http://www.xvideos.com/video1769960/whore

I found the porn

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Let's go!

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LET'S GO LIQUID

hopefully they go to OT and i get another cobble drop

are reddit's guys casting the finals?
fucking hope not

>>147936493
uh wow that's so sexist omg

>>147936516
If they are at the event they always do the final

>animes are liquid fans

lmao cant even make this shit up

thank god for our guys they will stop the anime menace

alright
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090

>>147936587
not her

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE

>>147936520
This is seriously my favourite caster pairing

Reposting this important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/

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LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LlQUID

>>147936626

despite claims, boobs aren't sexist. men can have them too

>>147936520
>comfiest match
im balls deep in this match son, gonna be intense

>>147936516

NO

NOT ANDERS

I HATE THAT FAT FUCK

I HATE HIM

I WANT HIM TO DIE

FUCK

FUCKING SHIT

"OOOH I THINK *INSERT CHEAP PSYCHOLOGY TIPS IN HERE*"

"OOOOOH NOOO!!!!! XD NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"

FUCKING FAT F U C K

FUCKING DIE

THIS GUY WAS PROBABLY A GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT GO I WANT TO KILL HIM


REEE

REE
RE
R
E
EE

>>147935954
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

CWZ7L-4546E-ACZDA

did someone ever get 2 drops from the same map in the same match?

>>147936659
supporting my pige until the end

>>147936693
DDK and james are the real patrician caster pair

>>147936673
This is pretty sick

LET'S GO LlQUID

>>147936787
thanks for the (You) I guess

>Animefags supporting Liquid

Jesus fuck those manchildren, as an American I am now a #fnaticmissile

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>>147936657
hey reddo

LET'S GO LIQUlD

>>147935321
I've seen him plenty of mistakes, stop with your selection bias.

>>147936881

Woah man don't do it!!

>>147936797
is this a good indie?

>>147936659

fnatic of course

>>147936797
fug i was too slow

>>147936845
>DDK and James
>not black DDK

LET'S GO LlQUlD

LET'S GO LIQUlD

>>147936659
our pige tbqh

Liquid is the conduit for every english speaking region

>>147937024
>>147937017
nice phone and pc post

LET'S GO LIQUlD

>>147937017
Shut the fuck up this is literally the worst chant ive ever heard

LET'S GO LIQUID

https://twitter.com/ScumbagLilTymeR/status/751832909401755649


fucking creamy is so based and unique

im glad we have him on anal desks

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LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

Can anybody recommend me a new headset? My Siberia V3's make footsteps quieter than everything else in the game and i cant even hear the bomb plant/tick sound half the time unless I'm sitting on top of it.

I kinda want to invest in a desk mic and studio headphones for music purposes however the Logitech G930's look very tempting.

LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

LET'S GO LIQUID

>>147937182
Philips SHP9500

>>147937080
>>147937109
LET'S GO LIQUID

>>147937153
>99.9% of the time I'm just shit posting, the other .1% I'm probably bitching or being an emotional fruit. I swear I'm normal in real life.

Kill yourself lmao

LET'S GO LIQUID!

>Fnatic are our guys

>At the same time I don't wanna not cheer for American teams since that would be very unamerican of me

Damn, what the fuck do I do?

Coach reading prayer for liquid players

i kinda want liquid to win lads

so

LIQUID LETS GO

>>147937109
LETS GO LIQUID

who is the sexiest fnatic player?

besides jw of course

I hope fnatic absolutely crush liquid

LET'S GO LlQUlD

>>147937360
>chanting for a team just because of regional differences

cuck

>>147937374
flusha is cute!
CUTE!

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LETS GO FNATIC

>>147937391
That'd be boring.

lets
go
liquid
LETS CUNTING GO BOYS

>>147937391
stay butt devestated swede-fag

jdm looks like a god damn fucking retard

>>147937347
Liquid will get absolutely BTFO by SK, only fnatic can somewhat contest them atm but even then olof is still recovering

>>147937153

>you browse /csgo/ with these literal kids

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>147937182
learn to adjust your settings right retard i have a v3 and its fine

everyone report this kid spamming -_-

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LET'S GO LIQUID

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>your average csgog poster

did anyone get to read the script?
will it be 2-1 fnatic?

>fnatic is on
>technical issues
haha

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>>147937421
wat

>>147937492
wtf i hate csgog now

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:'((

>>147937510
gotta get those cheats installed properly my man

>>147937492
me in the pic

>>147937430
Who is this
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist

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>people unironically like liquid

>>147937510
need to install their next gen toggle

>>147937510
krimz crashed the PC trying to load 2GB of premium microhacks

LET'S GO LlQUlD

>>147937486
me on the left

cobble PogChamp

>>147937182
>headset

kys

>>147937567
>what am I doing with my life
>at least they pay me a lot of money
>it will all be worth in the end

I NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I DONT WANNA MISS THE MATCH

FUCK WAT DO

LET'S GO LIQUID

salutations from reddit my friends of 4chan :)

whoever wins I want you to know that we are friends and brothers in this game that is life.

>4:3

>>147937641
le what can I say

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Liquid fan mass suicide INCOMING

The best Liquid can hope for is to force Flusha to toggle and make it as obvious as possible

>>147937641
RAPE
A
P
E

>>147937641
>clearly whoring herself
>shit ass
>disgusting fingers
>3kg make up
what can i say

who else /pretendingtobeamerican/ if liquid is winning and /pretendingtobeeuropean/ when fnatic wins

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>>147937739

>>147937739
how many refugees do you think she's had inside her

\_ O U N G I N

Swedes are a bunch of cucks who like watching their sexy blonde white wives take miles of sloppy BBC and be bred by superior black semen

That's why I'm cheering for USA

>>147937762
right here desu senpai

>>147937739
good post

>>147937641
i want to spank her

>>147937762
everyone does this, lad

>>147937762
no im european and supporting european teams, especially virtus pro

Liquid, SK and NiP can all suck a dick

>>147937816
wat were the maps after cbble?

>>147937762
the beauty of living in the uk

>>147937881
cache train

>>147937816
>cuckholding
thats literally an american thing tho

>>147937891
But brits are genetically and historically European...

Culturally you're definitely American thouogh

should Liquid keep s1mple?

>>147937891

i thought you voted to stop doing that

>yfw fnatic let's liquid go to 14 rounds and then make them choke

>>147937980
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

its over, the dream is dead

>>147937938
thx

I have a bad feeling about this

>fnatic didn't buy
eyylmao

>>147937980
we didnt leave the continent

>>147937956
You mean culturally Americans are British

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>Upgrading armor on the 2nd round after winning a pistol costs only $350 to add helmet (this only applies to the 2nd round of the team that won pistol)
>CZ-75 gives normal $300 kill reward
>Only Deag is the pistol that can 1 tap at any range, all other upgraded pistols deal 95-99 damage at the closest range
>Increase movement inaccuracy for Tec-9 and USP
>Bullets from jump shooting will never hit in a certain circle radius around the X-hair

Will this make the game better?

LET'S GO LIQUID

>>147937956
>brits
>culture

I want liquid to win be come on m8's it's not gonna happen

>>147938043
You never were. You're on an island, lmao hahahahahahahaha.

gg ez 2-0

>>147938073
No I didn't.

>>147938105
Heres your (you), now never post on this website again

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>147937641
she wasn't very impressed by this

https://twitter.com/MayaDucasse/status/751829173660971008

Who's the IGL for Liquid?

Peacemaker or Hiko?

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>>147938105
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holy fucking shit dude

>>147938214
PZmaker

>>147938097
we literally invented culture you swine

the whole world lived in stick huts eating berries until the english invented houses and the concept of cooking

>>147938178
>>147938220
hahahahaha lmao

>>147938105
hahahahahahahaha

>>147938178
>>147938220
are all ukucks this easy to trigger?

ahahahahah

HEEKZ THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Hey lads I have high fps but csgo is not smooth. Watching youtube videos looks smoother than csgo. Help pls ?

fnatic on suicide watch

NICE HACKS NA

hehe xD

>>147938213
>pads tits, shows them off in tight clothes with the main feature of the clothes on the tits area
>UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY BOOBIES :((((( :''''''("

>>147938293
yeah, we also invented the fire

nice gun rounds fagnatic

>>147938178
>>147938220
>votes to leave EU
>isn't even connected to the European continent by land

hahahahahahahahaha

If I gifted flusha a cheap knife do you think he'd use it?

>>147938457
Stop playing in borderless window.

Play in exclusive fullscreen.

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where's our girl? is she casting the final?

>tfw you woke up too late to bet on Liquid