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Reposting the latest New Management update for the new thread.

http://pastebin.com/gVtHcgqa

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>>147897812

>>147916089
Hey Protom, were the bots in New Management haunted? There was a discussion about this a while back but nobody could reach a consensus.

>>147916657
what about it

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>>147909048
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35528

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Do you think anything ever came of this

>>147921921
probably just a ruse cruise I hope

>>147921921
Likely not.
But that makes me very upset.
Also doesn't 4chan have like "Comments are owned by the Poster." and stuff?

>>147922307
Yes but that's more of a "covering our asses" thing on 4chan's part than protecting the posters themelves

>>147916776
Not haunted. JUST crazy robots in this AU. I started back when that shit was a lot more vague and up to interpretation.

>>147924353
Point fox is like point man from FEAR, right?

When's he going to battle some clones and ghosties

>>147916270
She's beautiful!

>>147924528
Alright, cool. Thanks for the clarification.

>>147924360
I'll pay for it

>>147925281
What are we paying for? $5 is a lot of money.

>>147925398
Kissing the bird

>>147925398
Silly, I only need to pay $2 cause I'm a boy

>>147925281
I'd rather go to Bonnie's funnel cake booth than Chica's kissing booth myself.

>>147925459
Get your face all cut up for $5?

Mmh.

Hmm..
Yeah okay.
But no tongue.

>>147916089
>Creation of Joy
That's dumb but I love it.

>>147925612
>not wanting the taste of churros

>>147924360
She reminds me of Falco Lambardi for some reason.
I'll take $20

>>147929332
Oh come now, many booru links are very pure and nice. It probably isn't all that bad.

>>147929332
Let's relax first, was it porn?
If yes, THEN you can panic.
If no then make up a BS excuse blaming your little brother or something.

what's the latest skype gossip?

>>147929332
If it's lewd, just tell them you sent it as a joke.

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>>147929450
>>147929601
>If yes, THEN you can panic.

>>147929694
Most or all of the attentionwhores/shitstirrers left once FNAF stopped being the flavor of the month.

>>147929332
>>147929751
which pic?

>>147929694
Twerp is cheating on Ghost but Ghost doesn't know yet

A few of us are taking a date-of-suicide bet

>>147930704
Ghost does know, he's actually the person Twerp is cheating on him with.

>>147930942
Scandalous!

>>147930704
Ooh ooh.
>>147930942
This is amazing.
I love drama.

What about Chandler and Phoebe?

>>147930667
The nightmare chica fansmut one from last thread

At least it wasn't one of Crisis's I guess

>>147931640
Haha dude you are so fucked

>>147932689
Chica's baked.

>>147929939
I don't know, I can think of a few people like that who stuck around after Undertale came out.

>>147932689
More on-model ish lewds when?

>>147932787
>you will never get high with the chicken

>>147932831
Well don't play coy, say who.

>>147932975
You'll never guess

>>147932970
Is there just one anon who tells me I'll never do anything with the animatronics every time I say something.
Because it's really getting to me man.
I'm crying here.
I can't take these harsh browns.

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>>147932689

>>147933647
This chart thing is starting to wear out its welcome.

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>>147884893
eyo thread

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Fun Fact: Before her brutal murder, Cathy wrote poetry. This one is 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOHNONONONO' from her in progress compilation, titled 'OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS AAAAAA'

>>147930704
Twerp is cheating on me? That's a beating.

Springtwerp is going to be beaten now, and it's your fault, anon. These are the consequences of your actions.

>>147933831
This is probably supposed to be scary but the skull ghost thing looks terribly cute, like it could be a mascot for an ice cream company or something.

Also good, make it loud and violent.

>>147933750
this turned out surprisingly well

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>>147933972
>Supposed to be scary
Naw, it's part of my ongoing 'cute ghosts' series. pic related

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>>147933831

>>147933750
Pfft.

Got a chuckle out of me.

>>147933831
Looks like a headcrab zombie. Spooky.

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>>147932967
Anything in particular ?
>>147933647
>Female bara chicken
This is going to be some deviantart-tier shit.
>Implying all my drawings are barely above that level regardless.
>>147933720
It's just an alternative to normal requests.

>>147935205
I'd like to see the on-model chica give a blowjob.

Good luck.

>>147933720
No it's not. If this poster is trying to downvote, then my post is countering it.

>>147935469
*upboats your post*

>>147935546
>ITT: We pretend we're on Reddit
FNAF 4 is the bite of 87!
I LOVE Silver Eyes!

>>147936328
>caring about the "lore" of FNAF 4

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>>147933750

>>147936403
Truth be told, I wish I could still theorize about the lore without inevitably going in circles and getting nowhere because none of it makes any sense.

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>>147935314
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35530

>>147937496
>on-model
>pliant cheeks
F-
Apply yourself!

>>147936584
I remember back last July it's been a year already, fuck when 4 hit, the whole thread went apeshit, theorizing, speculating, the whole nine yards. In the following months though, people started to realize what a load of shit the whole thing was, and everyone became a lot more bitter and disillusioned. It was kind of sad to watch all of that lore hype fade out and die after Scott's box shenanigans.

Maybe if Scott had actually stuck to his Halloween deadline there might've been a better outcome than what we got. As someone who was mainly into these games for the lore, though, it's a real bummer to see it all go down the drain.

>>147937496
Okay but does she have an aeroplane mode?

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>>147936443
still don't understand why you don't use the finished version

>>147937770
>in less than a month, FNAF will be two years old
No, I refuse.

>>147938009
FNAf 5 when

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>>147938009
>in less than a month, FNAF will be two years old
Jesus Christ

>>147937770
How would releasing it on Halloween have solved the story problems?

>>147937770
Nah, people though it all felt like bullshit from day one.
FNAF 4 was the biggest non event the thread's ever had.

>>147938360
He would have had three additional months to polish the game. For instance, he could have looked at, say, fucking everything regarding the game's story and said, "wow, this is awful, I should probably change this."

>>147937496
That's kinda hot

>>147938479
>that collective "are you fucking kidding me" response from the thread when the bite scene was shown
Good times

>>147939119
I'm upset to say I missed this.
I'm guessing nobody could hold a conversation through the complaints.

Everybody post alex is a stupid nigger

>>147939243
It wasn't really a storm of complaints, it was more just utter bewilderment and confusion. None of us could comprehend the shit we were seeing, it was like 9/11.

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>>147937651
You are 100% correct. What was I thinking.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35531

>>147939513
Now that's more like it.

>>147939513
ABORT

>>147937965
I never saved it

>>147939668
No!
There is no turning back now, we must go deeper.

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>>147924360
Can't afford two dollars, but how bout a nice worm here instead?

>>147939513
I know the goal here is castration anxiety but all I can imagine is Chica trying to her best to give head despite clearly not being built for it
>you will never make pretend groans and fake an orgasm to make Chica feel sexy and loving

>>147939513
Ha ha time for nightmares

>>147939513
Maybe her teeth are like big soft marshmallows

>>147941948
If you're one of the people who think the suits are made from something cheap and plushy, essentially couch cushions, maybe. I assume they're like fiberglass or acrylic.

>>147942359
I'm just going to pretend it would be like going through a car wash, but with your dick.

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Have a ginbon
>>147884968
>>147889503
two birds with one stone!
I don't like how it turned out but I put too much effort to just scrap it so have it anyways.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35532
>>147931640
good job spreading my lewds, anon

>>147943176
It's not gay, if its in a 5-way

>>147943176
>double vaginal penetration
FINALLY

>>147943176
I can't help but look at pictures like this and think they're just flying disembodied penises.
Non of them are actually attached to anything, there are just swarms of penises flying around ready to take advantage of some unassuming scantily clad woman.

>>147943978
Hole-seeking missiles.

>>147941024
>a dude
>faking an orgasm
You're either crazy or incredibly skilled.

>>147944294
How's she gonna know?
Her insides are hollow and lack nerves

>>147944372
>implying Chica hasn't got a fake stomach with sensors, so she can detect the presence or lack of pizza

>>147944770
animatronics don't eat you nitwit

try putting food in a Chuck E. Cheese mouth, it will just be gross and do nothing

>>147944982
Yeah but a kid got put in them and now it's possessed. So clearly putting pizza into an animatronic gullet will have it possessed by the dead animals in the food.

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>>147939668
TOO LATE.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35535
>>147941948
>>147942359
>>147942804
It's metal.
All metal.
>>147943176
I really like this image.

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>>147943259
its not gay to kiss the other dudes if theres a girl in the group right?
>>147943429
mi familia
>>147943978
reminds me of a comic I read on e-hentai which was men being possesed by disembodied alien penis creatures so they could impregnate women.
It was weird.

>>147945231
In one of Weaver's pictures he made a joke about the animatronics getting their suits switched.

But wouldn't it be the suits that are haunted? So the endoskeletons wouldn't mean anything.

>>147946117
I don't think "real" ghosts are bound to objects like that.

>>147946117
Depends on if they keep the innards on the endo or in the suit. If it were both then it'd be a mix of ghosts.

>>147946509
Well when they were killed there was no endoskeleton.
>>147946567

>>147945693
>throatfucking
My fetish, even moreso since she's on-model

>>147946117
>>147946509
It's a lot easier to imagine that the restaurant as a whole is haunted.
It explains the weird shit that happens, but isn't directly related to the animatronics themselves, like cameras fucking up and spooky drawings.

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....a second corpse was dug up in the site of what used to be Fredbear's Family Diner two days after the recovery of the corpse of Samantha Brownsfold. The corpse was found, like the other victim, in a box of spare parts meant for one of the diner's robotic entertainers, and in close proximity to the corpse of Samantha. He's been identified as her cousin, Trevor Williams.

The damage wasn't immediately apparent until the autopsy. It appears the boy's heart and stomach were removed by some form of surgical tool, then the skin stitched back together, Both eyelids were stitched together as well, with one eyeball removed in a similar manner. The attention to detail by the killer is curiously meticulous, especially in contrast to the butchering of Brownsfold

Trevor was born mute with an unspecified mental illness growing up that made him prone to spacing out, sometimes for hours at a time. He would frequently venture from home late at night, sometimes traveling long distances, to be found in the middle of the road and brought back home. In sign, Trevor was never able to recall sneaking out in the first place, and would go into panic when prodded on the subject.

We're investigating deeper into Trevor's childhood and his connection with Samantha, the other victim, as this is published.

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I guess nobody liked the new designs. I worked off of the feedback from last night, and the ones behind the line are the ones you guys put together.

I thought more streamlined designs and ball-jointed limbs would make them more visually appealing, but the four of you who responded seem to like the defaults best. I'm going to get working on Foxy and Freddy, but i anyone else has any ideas or suggestions I'll still keep my ears open.

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>>147948112
>autistic mute cut up shota ghost
muh dick

>>147948115
It's probably not that nobody liked the new designs, Rugrats, it's just that we're all pretty used to the ones you've been using.

I think it's one of those things where if you want to tweak them you need to do it gradually. I personally like all the designs you've shown for different reasons.

>>147948115
That streamlined hip area look terrible, it's literally just "furry with lines"
If you'd like my humble opinion, I'd say you should take the default, and fill the space between the crotchplate and the thighs with hydraulic details, like she's got in her neck.
You could also try "cutting up" those number 2 hips, so it had more visible robotic parts. If you could give her the number 2 hip shapes, while maintaining the default roboticness, it would be perfect.

>>147947548

Yeah, like the house in P.T. So much shit has gone down their that even the geometry's turning spooky.

>>147945693
I think I'm okay without seeing the aftermath here

>>147948115
Your designs don't matter you fat nerd, you could draw stick figures for all I care.

Keep writing good dialogue though.

>>147948890
That was not the expected response, Anon.

>>147948112
>foxy is autistic

heh

>>147948115
I don't mind the arms, but the streamlined hips don't look right at all. The way the seams are positioned makes it look like a bikini bottom and the whole thing just screams "sex robot" as a result.
One of the major appeals of your designs is that they look visually appealing without being blatant T&A.

>>147949820
Shotas are just tiny twinks, anyway

t. not Clockwork Moth

>>147949629
It's not gory, it's kinda hot. Assuming he's not being gored inside her maw, but it looks legit enough.

>>147950170
Of course not.
He'd have his name on.

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>>147949441
>>147950118
I was afraid of that, which is why I wanted all your opinions. Due to overwhelming consensus, I think I'll stick with their current designs. Maybe I should still draw the Foxy and Freddy defaults so I can at least salvage this as a character reference guide or something.

Thank you for all the feedback, thread.

>>147951915
What you should do is draw more of those chicken feet

>>147952069
Stop being weird anon.

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>>147946691
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35536

>>147952425
Is it wrong all I can think of is "it wouldn't be in there like that."?
Because you'd be pressed up against the insides so you'd likely stay in place as if you were 'wearing' it.
So the cum would just be in the skull's jaw.

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>>147952425
Ahahaha, awesome.
I still would though. I mean, it's not like I don't have one of those inside me too.

>>147952830
My first thought with this kind of stuff is that the animatronics aren't trash cans with legs, they're trash cans with massive holes all over the place.

>>147953061
Yeah but you'd get pinned up against things as it skewers you.

>>147952425
pffftahahahahaha

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>>147948115
>>147951915
I wasn't on last night, but I think the defaults are still the best even though I love Bonnie's first alt because it makes her look like she's wearing a playboy bunny suit and curvy Chica in general makes me unbelievably rock hard. That's me thinking with my dick though, but if you could somehow work Chica's default into being curvier it would be solid imo.

>>147952830
desu from all the movement by now the skull and bones would be all fractured or powdered since when dead bone tissue become brittle as fuck.

>>147952145
Hey, chickens are very good with their feet, and I think that chicken robots should have that trait too

>>147954046
That picture is hot as fuck.
Tell me more.

>>147955762
Bluescreened is great at fembots.
Shame all he ever draws is Bonnie.

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35537

>>147956315
Now that's hot

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>>147956660
Now that's terror

>>147956315
This is getting out of hand.

>>147956913
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>147950881

It's kinda cute, but not really my thing anyhow.

>>147957316
Draw Beamz getting lovingly nailed by anon, for G-d's sake

>>147957465
>Beamz

No dammit, that little shit has been dead for ages and we shouldn't bring him back ever.

>>147956315
IT'S GOT RABIES

>>147957316
Don't Draw Beamz getting lovingly nailed by anon, for G-d's sake

>>147957532

Beamz is basically shitposting in character form and I love him for it

>>147956946
Hands are boring anyway

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>>147957874

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>saw an ocfag in tf2

I forget you all have lives outside of here.

>>147958006
>RugratsFoxy_convinces_RugratsMike_to_join_the_band.gif

>>147958363
>playing tf2
Both you and the OCfag we'll never guess who~ have the worst taste

>>147958363
Was it Ghost?

>>147958530
No, it was Springinator

>>147958521
This sounds like how I'd end a meeting with you Crisis.

>>147958521
Duh, now anon needs to return the favor.

>>147958530
A bunch of OCfags play tf2 though.

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>>147956315
>chubby
>no muscle
>ripped
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I want to see the result.

>>147958898
It was my ass.

>>147958521
draw chica with down syndrome.

>>147959394
He already did.

>>147959219
Tat doesn't make sens. You marked two down in the same category. That would be like saying you wanted the thing to be two colors at once.
Just pick one and stop trying to break the system.

>>147959116
>springinator
>OCfag
>not lolcow

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I wish this thread did comics again.

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>>147959278
Make that joke again, and I'll cut off your big toe!

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Lord take mercy on me for I've drawn the worst sin imaginable.
Handholding.

>>147961169
hmmm big bunny

>>147952425
I bet her ghost is aroused at the thought of Anon cumming all over her bones. Ghosts that want their mortal forms defiled... Hnnng

>>147961169
He's not even holding his hand though.
That's his forearm.

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>>147959165

>>147959219
You forgot the actual base model and gender, but I guess from the colour and member it's a foxy.

>>147961628
>mfw
Fuck, it's a male Foxy. Sorry.

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>>147961628

SOMETIMES JUST LICKING THE NULL CROTCHPLATE IS HOT NO LIE

Especially if it flusters the fuck out of them.

>>147961628
>licking barren crotch felt
>she loves it
Crisis if my fetishes were all compiled into one delicate pink button, you are SLAMMING it with a sledgehammer right now.

>>147962052
>Feet
Ruined.

>>147962052
please draw more lewd shota foxy, I need it

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>>147961628
But that's the super sensitive zone!

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>>147961628
Yooo, this is the for-real deal.

>>147962327
Should it not have feet?
Or like, you want bat feet?

>>147962327

It was one of the earlier pictures I did. I gave him more 'normal' animatronic feet in the picture of him sitting in the racing arcade cabinet.

Sure, it doesn't fix the picture I posted, but WHATEVER

>>147962567

I think he meant that he's got full human feet instead of the animatronic clompers.

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=34835

The three-digit more robot variant is here, for comparison.

every day I am wait for Gud to draw but Gud does never come back

every day am sad

>>147962529
Man, it's too bad Ed fucking died.

>>147963059
No i didn't

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Would you $62,500 for bird or for bon?

>>147963121
Draw more sexy bear then.

>>147963219
Fine, jeez. Been working on lesson plans for kids at my center

>>147963059
Why? The guy won't draw robots.

>>147963121
Fuck you, you're dead.
RIP Ed: He was an amusing faggot; and in the end, is that not the highest goal any anon should hope to achieve?

>>147945693
DIOS MIO

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Here, have a spoopy Nightmarionette update before sexy bears

>>147964257
Spooky

>>147964968
Possibly one of my favorites, second to goldie

>>147963150
i would want a fox desu

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Update, got a general pose in mind, just debating whether or not I want it to be freddy or buns

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>>147933647
Third time's the charm.

>>147964257
>>147965686
Literally who?

>>147966003
Chica with a tan?

>>147966052
Ed, that one drawfag that refuses to draw robots

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>>147966003
First thing that came to mind.

>>147966003
It's a fucking dinosaur.

>>147964257
Damn nigga that's good. The B&W really works well with this. The Puppet being the only dark in the drawing is fantastic.

>>147966571
Why is that green not green?

>>147951915
Shit I'm late and stuff. Only thing that's bothering me is that Bonnie's feet seem way too segmented? They look too much like claws like Chica has instead of paws like how actual rabbits have.

>>147966841
Anon, I'm sorry.

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>>147966003
Hoo mama that's hot

>>147967846
>feminine penis
>GMFBlonnie

His isn't that bad. It's bigger than mine.

>>147967995
Do we need to have another discussion about dicks?

>>147968117
Dicks talking about dicks?

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>>147968117
I wana talk about pizza

>>147967995
His is the second smallest, form what I recall. He's only above the /fit/blon.

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>>147967995
How do you know that?
Have you actually compared them and accounted for relative body mass?

>>147968117
I'm down if you are.

>>147968193
>tfw still can't eat pizza for another month
Gums, why must you still be numb? Mouth, why do you refuse to open wide enough to accept the true food of our lord and savior? Why have you forsaken me?

ya'll need jesus

>>147968319
Your atonement for either having shittier teeth than weaver or a fucked up jaw

>>147968193
Cheesy crust, thin crust, or thick crust?
>>147968232
You got any idea on how to get an upwards curve? It's aesthetic as fuck and apparently feels really good.

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>>147968193
Sauteed potato, sauteed onion, bacon, and a cheddar cheese sauce. Best fucking pizza ever, fight me niggers!

>>147968498
>potatoes on a pizza
Shit, I gotta try that

>>147968498
That's not even a pizza anymore!

>>147968392
Hint: it's "y'all", not "ya'll".

It's a contraction for "you all".

>>147968193
Last week I had a white pizza with fried onions, jalapenos, and grilled chicken. Didn't know it was gonna be sauceless, but it was damn good regardless.

>>147968498
You got some good taste, anon.

>>147968681
It's actually pretty damn great if the potatoes are cooked right. Good in cheese-steaks too.

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BABIES

>>147969103
Contractions involve removing things anon. Are you sure you want that?

>>147969103
I want to fist fight that Bonnie

>>147969182
I really hope this is going to take a dead space approach where I can crush these babies

>>147969182
I thought this was another edit, before I actually checked

What the fuck Scott

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>>147969182
brightened

>>147969103
This particular picture of Blue's Bonnie is doing things to me. I need an adult.

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>>147969182
>they actually look like harlequin babies

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>>147969182
>>147969376

THIS IS NOT OKAY

>>147969376
fucking a that thing to the top right spooked me

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>>147969459

>>147969182
Oh boy, here we fucking go.
There's so many messed up things people can do with this. Could you guys imagine if we got some actual spook content back in the thread?

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>>147969376
ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS

>>147969643
You know we're gonna get porn dude

So much fucking creepy baby porn

>>147969538
Fuck I missed the TASbot VVVVVV segment, just realized that.

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>>147969376

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>>147969376

>>147969758
Oddly enough, not many people have taken to drawing lewds of Baby herself. I'm not saying we won't get some, but I really doubt it'll be anything more than "this needed to be drawn for the sake of itself" type deals.

>>147969182
What the fuck, are these things being mass produced? Is that why the new security office looks more industrial than those in 1 and 2, because the setting has shifted to a factory?

>>147969376
What the fuck

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>>147969376
>Baby

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I'm so sorry. Don't hold it against me.

And yes, I'm the guy who made Japanese Teacher Bonnie.

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35540

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>>147970373
YES

>>147969376
So Baby is actually "Mama?"

>>147971034
Or the big sister.

>>147971034
Oh God

I just got the hardest boner

>>147971081
That could work

>>147970373
This pleases me

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>>147969182
>>147969376
WHY ARE THERE LITERAL BABY ROBOTS

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>>147970373

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>when a new teaser and new lewd is posted on /5n@f/ at the same time

>>147969182
>>147969376
Anyone getting Child's Play vibes from this?

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>>147971719
I wouldn't be surprised if it were intentional.

>>147969643
Spooks are ghettoized to writefaggotry. Don't get your hopes up.

>>147971943
You got any good underrated writefag spooks?

>>147972052
Did you read Baby yet? http://pastebin.com/v5Rcfxjx

>>147968193
I like prawns and sweetcorn. But apparently sweetcorn on pizza is weird over there in the US of A.

>>147971943
Maybe, but I could see shit like this rekindling the interest of guys like RootCellar or Namelessanon, and that alone would make me pretty happy.

>>147972052
A lot of early stuff by Drick and Lovecraft were pretty great as far as underrated goes. Then again, pretty much every writefag is underrated in the grand scheme of things.

>>147972187
This was also good.

>>147972187
Yeah, was good.

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>>147969182
>>147969376
it's okay.


I was expecting a baby animatronic before the
teaser. If they have a configuration where those cracks in their face turn red like a harlequin that'd be creepy.

There's also the possibility of them having actual babies inside.

>>147972052
Don't mind me, just shilling for myself
http://pastebin.com/UUDGV9Fm

>>147968193
Sausage and beef, 4 Cheese, stuffed crust, deep dish, and served with a side of those cinnamon sticks you dip in frosting and an entire liter of lemonade.

>>147968193
Homemade best made

>tfw you're not going to get suited when you die anymore
>you'll just going to get ripped apart by a bunch of babies

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>>147969993
You know what to do, don't let my dreams be dreams.

>>147968193
Pizza Hut's Meat Lovers with added Jalapeno is the fucking shit.

Followed by Papa John's Pepperoni/Sausage/Jalapeno.

>>147972980
I'm sure that's somebodies fetish.
Or it will be anyway.

>>147973026
Jeez. And you guys ripped into the anon that wanted a mommy bird. This one might actually be completely fucking demented.

>>147972719
>There's also the possibility of them having actual babies inside
That's retarded.

>>147973026
Crisis is British?

>>147973130
>mommy bird
so this is okay but a daddy purple isn't?

>>147973207
He's TransAlantic Amerikin

>>147973245
I don't give a shit what people want to fuck. Milf's a perfectly normal fetish, as is eggplant serial killer.

You do you, man.

>>147973185
I agree but that's how possession works.

>>147973304
Thanks for both legitimizing and slandering my request in one foul swoop.
Yandere bunny is still bae.

>>147973378
Ghost babies would just be stupid, anon. What the fuck would they do? They wouldn't even be able to walk properly or even spell "It's Me"

>>147973439
I can't wait for the police to kill more niggers like you

>>147973439
You're gonna have to get used to kinkshaming here, it's practically a rite of passage. I like women with tits and asses and apparently that means I'm a chubby chaser.

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>>147973026
>I wanna be the new Teddy Roosevelt.

>>147973130
Hehe, guess I missed this one.

>>147973207
For real?

>>147973519
They'd scream and drown out your audio like Phantom Mangled.

>>147973519
Why does it have to be ghosts? The Nightmare bots weren't ghosts. Neither were the Toy bots.

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>>147973658
>Mangled

>>147973541
No, you're a chubby chaser because you like fat chicks.

ANM01BBYMON:BKDTUES:AVLWED:BKDTHR:BKDFRI:AVLSAT:PVTSUN:MAT,ANM02BALMON:BKDTUES:BKDWED:BKDTHR:BKDFRI:BKDSAT:PVTSUN:MAT,ANM03FTFMON:BKDTUES:BKDWED:BKDTHR:BKDFRI:BKDSAT:MATSUN:MAT,ANM04FTFMON:AVLTUES:AVLWED:AVLTHR:BKDFRI:AVLSAT:MATSUN:MAT,ANM05OOS"

Client_Dir001:ChcasPrtyWrld/BirthdayAccessories/Novelties"

"Client_Dir002:PrivateBDayBooking[5OL]/Chldrn_ENT/BdayProps/Novelties"


"Client_Dir003:CRMN_Inst/Project"
"SRVC_LOG:MAINTN_C/O_AftnROBTCS."
any of this new?

>>147973791
I like fat guys. How do people feel about that?

>>147973209
Unf

>>147973907
If you live in America you must be swimming in ass.

>>147974029
I don't mean obese. I mean like. Guys you'd describe as bears. Y'know?

>>147974114
Bears are typically fat. Depending on the amount of muscle and fat they have they could even technically be obese.

>>147973791
>big tits and big asses = fat chicks
I'm not into landwhales, I'm just not into washboards.

>>147969182
[hi! intensifies]

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>fifty trillion orders to draw when I wake up.

>>147968193
BBQ chicken, peppers, chillies, sweetcorn, olives. Thicc as possible, stuffed crust.
Despite EVERY single pizza I've ever drawn having pepperoni on it I can't stand pepperoni, but it's the easiest way to show "pizza slice".


>>147973207
Only on the outside.

>>147974459
No one's going to call you a chubby chaser for thinking a woman with bit tits and a big ass with a thin waist is hot. If you're getting called a chubby chaser, it's because you like fatsos.

>>147974603
>hating pepperoni
What the fuck man

>>147969182
Who's up for some football

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Crisis, Please make the threads dream come true. This bot will please us all

>>147974603
wag1 what's guanin bruv.
smash that pasty

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>>147974939
The mans paying for it Crisis.
Time to wait and see a abomination be created

>>147974819
No RPing in the thread, dammit. How many times do I have to tell you autists?

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>>147974603

It's okay. My taste in pizza is so bad it makes people literal angry.

Like, it's a total travesty to the idea of pizza for 95% of everyone who hears it.

>>147975362
>My taste in pizza is so bad it makes people literal angry.
State it faggot

>>147974939
You have really nice handwriting.

>>147975362
It surprises me how many people want full functioning genitals.
Do you guys really wanna be messing around with condoms on your sexbot?

>>147975362
Why have you got your name on?

>>147974603

Sorry Crisis. I couldn't help myself.

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>>147975548

I'd honestly prefer a 'modular' option that has hotswappable crotchplates for ease of use and purpose.

>>147975502

Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.

I like plain cheese pizza, generally with more cheese than usual, very light on sauce. People just say WHY NOT EAT PLAIN CHEESE BREAD THEN all the time.

You should always eat your crusts with honey, though. PROVIDED YOU'RE NOT EATING SHITTY PIZZA

>>147976074
Then shouldn't you want the superficial version instead? Full functioning means it's got all the plumbing included. Crisis bots are actually able to conceive children.

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>>147976074
Eh, at least you're not that one guy that likes sauceless pizza

>thread has become people literally requesting OC's from Crisis

>>147976074
That's pretty shit. It sounds like those square pizzas from school lunches without the sauce.

I go for shrooms, spinach, tomato, good amount of sauce, and any kind of cheese, really. Pepperoni is also welcome.

Putting sweet stuff on my pizza is dumb, though. You should just wash down the crusts with beer or water.

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>>147976074
>CM likes cheese pizza
>Cheese Pizza
Nothing against you, but that's a pretty hilarious coincidence.

>>147976435

He brought it on himself by making the templates.

>>147976435
Hush, anon. You're not allowed to talk about how autistic the thread is being.

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>>147976074
>Plain cheese pizza

>>147976435
Our lord and savior

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>>147976074
>heavy cheese, light on the sauce
That's how I make mine occasionally, I found that too much sauce makes it soggy.
Though that might be the olive oil if there's a thin spot in the middle of the dough.

>honey on the crust
What the hell man

Requests? Suggestions?
About to shower and want to mull over some ideas.

>>147977070
A sexy shower scene between bonnie and mike

>>147968193
>pepperoni and black olives are my standby toppings, but at places I trust I'll add bacon, really completes it.

>>147977070
Day shift at one of the pizzerias having a lovely chat with one of their favorite characters.

>>147977120
Okay "Bonnie" isn't very clear.
I don't know who you mean by that.
The robot? I don't think showers and robots go well together.

>>147977063

There's a super old popular restaurant in my state that makes a really puffy crust, maybe a bit more like a slightly stiffer sopapilla - after you're done with your meal, they give you honey for it.

It's sort of the pizza I defer to in my head when I think of it, so it probably doesn't work with pretty much any other pizza. Maybe.

>>147976693

I get that sometimes.

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>>147977145
My nigga.

>>147977070
Phone Guy post-suiting.

>>147977271
Robots can be waterproof.
Don't be so closed minded you racist.

Keep these suggestions coming.
You guys are really great, I love asking you guys for ideas. Even if I don't use them I mull them over.

>>147968193
Sicilian is the best kind and if you think otherwise get the fuck outta my face

Pizzeria is New Jersey is getting 200+ calls/hour from children because the owner, Fred, named it after himself.
http://www.app.com/story/money/business/2016/07/08/freddies-pizzeria-five-nights-at-freddys/86800060/

>>147977513
A romantic tale of Freddy and fem guard going out for dinner

>>147977684
Didn't you ask this one yesterday?
Extra cheesy if I remember.