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/vg/ was a mistake

1st for fetish shitposting.

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Purple terminator rabbits

xth for "I'm not a furfag yet because I haven't taken Foxy's knot"

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>>147762892
Repostan' yandere Freddy aaaand

Bear tiddies: http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35514

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6th for Mike.

>>147762764
>her ass it bounces
I need proof

>>147763240
Poor guy.

>>147763156
>not yandere Chica
Boo

>>147763270
Like a saxophone.

>>147763156
Ghost, I don't think your Freddy is "yandere". She's just a serial killer.

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>>147763240
This image of him ended up being more prophetic than I think we realized.

>>147763574
I don't know, man. I think it's pretty clear that he belongs at the apartment complex.
He's as broken as everyone else.

>>147763240
>The roommates are all shallow, unstable, selfish pricks
>Jeremy Human is a fucking demon from the depths of hell
>Goldie is an asshole ghost who mentally fucks with Mike
>possibly multidimensional shenanigans underway
Mike's existence is literally suffering. Either he's going to kill himself or he's going to go postal.

>>147763749
He's broken BECAUSE he's stranded there. If he were in our dimension he'd just be a somewhat oblivious and vaguely egotistical dip, in this universe his fucking brain is imploding. No one should have to live out their days stranded so far away from everything they ever knew or cared about, trapped in a world with these inhuman freaks and abominations. Not to mention being tormented and nearly killed by insane robots.
He's not broken because he's inherently fucked up, he's broken because of what the place has done to him.

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What did he mean by this?

>>147763942
I hope future chapters elaborate on the history and personalities of the JH robots, because the previous chapters from the restaurant were kind of unfulfilling.

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>>147763289
Sure

>>147764224
They're just robots, they don't have much in the way of personalities.

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>>147764065
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

>>147764339
Nigga that's no excuse. The robots from the Mike's dimension have plenty of personality, so it makes no sense that the ones in this universe don't.

>>147764227
I mean, that looks more like she stance is shifting, but I'll accept it

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>>147763942
>>The roommates are all shallow, unstable, selfish pricks
Hey now, Bonnibel is a perfect delicate flower who never did anything wrong.

>>147764695
I want to see up her dress.

>>147764814
Back up.

>>147764695
She sexually assaulted Mike that one time.

>>147764931
It's not sexual assault if he pops a boner.

>>147763942
But what if he finds love?

>>147764014
We don't know if he's actually an interdimensional chucklefuck. The few times we saw him thinking about his past, we only got to learn that he can't actually remember his life, before.
We do know that he has absolute certainty that he's human, enough to be afraid of furry doctors experimenting on him.
I wonder if he's really human. So far, the most likely things he could be are:
>interdimensional refugee human
>advanced experimental android
>monkey with genetic fur disease and numerous psychiatric problems, who hit his head while dining at JH's, and now believes himself to be a human

>>147764931
He was having an up day too.
Though, that was probably the only day she would have been willing to let him go inside her room.

>>147765109
It is if she grabs it without his permission.

>>147764224
>>147764339
>>147764549
You'll definitely see more of them before the story's over. They're a lot of fun to write for.

>>147765174
He's almost certainly from another dimension. His knowledge of things from our world which he couldn't possibly know about otherwise, as well as the visions he experienced last chapter make that pretty clear.

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Where's the robots? Post more robots.

>>147765528
There are robots over here >>>/r9k/

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>>147765528
k

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>>147765206
But Mike's boner gave her retroactive permission.

>>147765526
He could've been a terribly obssessed humie, before hitting his head.
Although it doesn't really make much sense, as humies (or, at the very least, Bonbon) have a very strange idea of what humanity would be like.

Thicc is like curvy; it used to apply to women with big tits, fat asses, and wide hips, but then fat fetishists bastardized it.

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>>147765528
Can do!

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>>147765528

>>147765720
I'm glad anons aren't writing consent lines.

>>147765720
>men can't be raped
SJW spotted

>>147765512
what about april?

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>>147765837
This is better than any of the Roommates discussion in the past month.
More.

>>147765801
I blame Americans lowering their standards

>>147766029
laws* not lines.

I'm tired.

>>147764931
Does her being legitimately mentally unwell have any affect on those laws? It is kind of fucked up, but it's hard to say from that comic how much control she actually has on her body and emotions. Or how canon it is for that matter.

>>147765720
I don't think that's how it works.

>>147766132
Fuck off, benisposter

>>147766395
What?

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>>147766029
>>147766031
>>147766257
It's like you guys don't know anything about how furry law works.

>>147766620
Wait, what's happening in this picture? Why is Foxy crying?

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>>147766132
There's this if it tickles your fancy
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=35203

>>147766620
>Kayla
Ew

>>147766969
I'll show you something ew

*unzips*

>>147765109
woman/eunich detected. That's not how boners work. years ago I had a dream about Oprah's studio getting caught on fire midshow. She kept laughing and laughing as everything and everyone turned to flames. I woke up rockhard. Doesn't mean i'm a pyrophile or want to fuck Oprah. It's merely a coincidental quirk of life.

>>147767542
It just means you wanted to piss when you woke up.

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>>147766967

>>147767542
Yo that's weird.

>>147765526
The delusions of the well and truly insane can be quite detailed.

>>147767095
No RPing on the thread.
Keep it in the irc with your gay furry fuck buddies.

>>147767963
Fuck off, hateanon.

>>147767542
So is waking up with a boner normal?

>>147767630
Wouldn't taking a piss with a boner be hard? How does that make sense?

>>147768247
your bladder fills while you sleep and presses against your prostate which causes you to get a boner. Its simple biology. Didn't you health class teach you shit?

>>147768247
Why yes, it's very normal. It's such a common ocurrence that it has a popular name: "Morning wood".
And yes, taking a piss with a boner is a pain in the ass. Nature doesn't always make sense.

L O N D O N

>>147768247
>So is waking up with a boner normal?
Yeah kinda.

>>147767963
*slams paw* I'm sick and tired of all this fursecution!

>>147768247
pls be in london

So who's here ironically excited for the books?

>>147768618
Bedtime stories with an ocfag when

>>147768540
There are more cities than London.
>>147768386
Well, I learned stuff today.

>>147768779
Dude its 8, it aint that late

>>147768861
Also sometimes your body will literally cause a boner just to make sure everything is still working properly. The origin of the no reason boner
>>147768904
glad to educate now go tell people your knew knowledge with no forewarning and at inappropriate times

>>147768861
This is endlessly hilarious to me.

Please. Everyone. Tell me more about your dicks.

>>147769030
buuuut im sleepy and it'd be cozy

>>147768861
Its easy to hide a boner

Just put it up against your stomach and drap your shirt over it

>>147769857
personally I just flex my legs. Pulls all the blood away

>>147769543
They fucking hurt sometimes man. Also they can happen a lot if you're bored because your mind will just wander to sex, like if you're sitting in a classroom for a long time.

>>147769543
If a guy jacks off too much, their dick will start to curve in the opposite direction. So, if you're a righty your dick will curve left, and vice-versa. That's in addition to the natural curve already present.
Sometimes we have to be careful sitting down, otherwise we could sit on our balls. This hurts a lot.
Guys can flex their dicks when erect.
The inside of a guy's urethra has rifling. This is why guys can pee in a solid stream more accurately than women.
Speaking of pee, sometimes our stream will split in two or three streams. Usually after an orgasm, but sometimes for no reason.
Also, most guys don't use the hole in the front of our boxers to pee. Most just slide their underwear down and let the dick flop out the top. This has the added benefit of going handsfree, by using the waistband to control where our dick points.
When guys sleep on their stomach, the pressure on our dicks can cause wet dreams. It can also cause nightmares.

>>147768904
Hi, Ching Chong.

>>147770241
Why would they hurt that makes no sense that's awful.
>>147770403
Holy shit.

We've gone too long without linking this to FNAF.
Uh.
Man I bet these robots have weird dicks.

>>147769543
Ehh, If I get a boner I don't really pay mind to it. So what if people look at it? If they make a comment, I'll just ask them why the fuck are you looking at my crotch

>>147770403
I've heard masturbating without lubricant fucks up your nerve endings over time, is this true?

>>147770483
Yes those wacky robots from Five Nights at Freddy's, I bet they don't take kindly to when they catch the guard asleep and he has a boner.

>>147769543
Testicles move around in the sack on their own. Constantly shifting around and shit. This means that sometimes they'll get wrapped around each other, which hurts worse than pissing stones and can cause necrosis. Also, sometimes they'll retract up to the cavity they came from before puberty, which creates the danger of popping. Fun fact: This cavity is where trans men will put their balls prior to getting them surgically removed.

>>147770483
everyone knows that hair grows in places you aren't warned about. This can include part-way up the shaft. Never a full thick thing, but hairs none the less. I once knew a guy who found a hair growing along the rim of his urethra.
Lucky for the fnaf bots, no such problem I imagine

>>147770483

A too-powerful boner can sometimes just feel too fucking rigid or throb almost painfully since it's pretty much just a blood-filled sponge of sorts. That's why there've been jokes about BONERS AS STRONG AS STEEL for the longest time.

>>147770707

Only if you're cut, sure. But being cut already does that, as does the immense drying-out that it causes without the foreskin present.

>>147770403

>Wake up
>try to piss
>flies out in a fucking helix like my dick is the fucking ship from R-Type

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So, how about that William Afton being canon to the games?

>>147770483
Usually they'll hurt if they're erect for too long or if its owner was dumb enough to slap his slippery bogle to furry porn 8 times in a day.

>>147770707
Depends on if you have a foreskin and how much of it you have. Jacking off dry with a big enough foreskin works decently, but it's almost impossible when circumsized. I've done it before, but it wasn't the most pleasant orgasm I've ever had. If you're circumsized, about 80% of the nerve endings in your dick are gone anyways, so there isn't much to fuck up.

>>147770773
Yes, hair on the shaft comes out of small bumps on the skin, which may freak you out when you're young and don't know about them, and you just have bumps where hair is going to grow out of but hasn't yet.

>>147770894
Honestly the lore about Purple Guy was shit the moment we knew him as Purple Guy and not just "the murderer." I can't even care anymore.

>>147771040
>a fan nickname somehow ruins his lore

You're retarded.

We'll look back on this day.
The day the thread turned into a full on discussion about dicks and how they work.

>>147771040
Is Sister Location meant to be canon, or is it just a side thing before he gets back to FNAF 8?

Reminder that the reason viagra warns you to see a doctor if you have an erection for longer than 4 hours is because necrosis of the dick will start taking place if it's erect too long, and the only way to stop it is to drain the blood out with a needle or an incision.

>>147771130
I mean knowing who he is and seeing him do things, you stupid asshole.

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>The Fazbear Driver, or FazDriver, is the device used by Freddy's team to form a powerful contract with the user. However, if the user doesn't meet certain qualifications, the belt would reject the user, usually resulting in untimely death. Before using this belt, the user must make sure they are:
>1: Charitable and Sincere
>2: Somewhat mentally insane
>3: [DATA EXPUNGED]

>It appears that Markiplier happens to be 99.9% compatible with this belt...

>Hmm.... Anyway, other than the qualifications, this belt acts just like the Den-o Belt. The user simply selects one of the buttons representing the imagin they wish to be possessed by, and scans the pass on the belt.

>Five Nights at Freddy's (C) Scott Cawthon
>Kamen Rider Den-o (C) Toei/Bandai

This is why FNAF shouldn't cross over with anything. Especially mah camen driver

>>147771197
So his lore was ruined when he became an actual character instead of a brief mention. Does this tie into the "FNAF went to utter shit when Scott made it about a murderer and ghost kids instead of demon robots and Eldritch madness" thing?

>>147771454
It went to pure shit when it became about a bunch of dindus imo.

>>147770483
Sometimes the testicles can twist on their own. This is called testicular tortion and as someone with it to this day I can assure you it is quite torturous when it occurs.
You know how men react when their balls are struck? It's like that except slow and agonizing and you can't tell how to undo it.

That has little to do with boners though, those can be uncomfortable at worst.

>>147770403
>When guys sleep on their stomach, the pressure on our dicks can cause wet dreams. It can also cause nightmares.


That explains why I have so many wet dreams and nightmares. Huh. They're sometimes profound though so I'm ok.

>>147771454
Purple Guy was much better as a concept than as a character.

>>147771454
Yes, it did get worse when it was more explicitly about the murderer and some shitty child ghosts. The part where you assume I wanted it to be about demons and Eldritch shit is just you being a presumptive asshole, though. The first game strongly hinted at ghost shit but didn't outright say it. There was room for alternate interpretation, however slim it may have been. The other games just threw all ambiguity out the fucking window for muh ghosts.

I feel so left out here, having no penis to call my own

>>147771770
Ghost KIDS. Probably the shittiest type of ghost.

>>147771703
It can also gradually lower your sperm count of the course of your life, so be careful when doing it.

>>147771896
i know, that's why I recycle

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>>147771410

>>1: Charitable and Sincere
>>2: Somewhat mentally insane
>>It appears that Markiplier happens to be 99.9% compatible with this belt...
MAKE IT STOP

>>147771857
Theyre pretty shit desu, ugly and cumbersome, only upside is that they are hilarious

>>147771770
Well, when you're telling a story, of course it's going to be about a specific thing. If what Scott went with bothers you that much then make your own FNAF games where the lore is what you want it to be.

>>147772086
And yet he managed to tell the story of FNAF1 without resorting to "AND THEN THERE WAS A PURPLE MURDER MAN AND THE KIDS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY KILLED HIM BECAUSE REVENGE."

>>147772086
The Thing duology keeps an air of mystery in regards to the entity.

FNAF could've easily continued being ambiguous in it's sequels.

>>147772205
I do agree that things were better when he didn't play storyteller. When he just gave us clues and let us figure out mysterious stuff.

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Repost cause why not

>>147771857
Some dicks are showers and some dicks are growers. One dick could be the same size erect as it is flaccid, and another could grow four times bigger, or more.
Doing the helicopter dick is really fun.
The head of the dick is shaped the way it is in order to scoop the sperm of competitors out of a vagina.
Most mammals have a bone in their dick, called a baculum. The exceptions are rabbits, deer, horses, marsupials, whales, dolphins, and hyenas. According to some interpretations of the bible, Eve was made with Adam's baculum, not a rib.

>>147772356
Good job on not accidentally replying this time.

Nightmare Foxy is a cool animatronic who is really well designed.

>>147772016
Ugly and cumbersome? What? Cocks are gorgeous, twitching with lively vigor, smooth with pre, ridges and the altering thickness if he's
Cut, messy and slick if he's uncut, that musky scent is incredible, and while it's an acquired taste, cum is delicious. Cocks are the best, and they are all beautiful.

>>147772758
Cum is only delicious with the right diet. Besides, not all cocks are gorgeous. Mine has a huge scar on the underside following the vein from when a tick crawled into my urethra when I was 10.

>>147772758
I liked the Nightmare Puppet the most. It felt pretty unique and the most like a true nightmare.

>>147772758
>somebody genuinely loving cocks this much
No wonder that London meme gets so much play.

Nightmare Foxy is meh like the other nightmare animatronics, the only really scary one is Fredbear because of the surreal shit he does.

Canine dicks or people dicks. Which one is /5N@F/ more obsessed with?

>>147772960
Ouch man, I'm sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel any better, mine has varicose veins

>>147773086
I prefer people dicks because foreskin is... best skin?

>>147772758
I miss the cocklust generals on /trash/. If only the /soc/fags didn't ruin everything.

>>147773264
This, plus the shape of the human penis is far more attractive.

>>147770812
>helix stream
I always wondered if anyone else had that happen.

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>All this dick talk
Proceed.

Do you guys think Scott will ever do another update for World?

>>147773264
Please, Moth, tell us more. I'm legitimately curious as to why anyone would give a shit about foreskin

>>147772758
>>147773264
I would accuse you of being Clockworth Moth incognito, but there's no way he'd post without his name no matter the relevancy.

>>147773264
foreskin unnerves me desu

I mean, I wouln't mind if I had it but it looks like an anteater

>be roommates
>Mike throws a psychotic episode after a traumatic event
>literally just takes a bunch of different brand antidepressants/antipsychotics and whatnot
>mixes them all up in a bunch of juice
>no regard for dosage
>no regard for prescriptions

so how many of you dropped the series entirely after reading this bullshit?

>still obsessing over dicks
Why don't you pigs just get AIDS and die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA2KxgqVvk

>>147772576
I wanna fuck that anon.

>>147773535
I think those dicks are out of his preferred age group.

>>147773620
I am hyped for even more.
I have been taken on a rollercoaster of emotions and I don't want to get off.

>>147773620
That was the part that really got me. That's ridiculously dangerous and could easily kill Mike, damage his liver, or create a major addiction. Prescription drugs are no joke.

>>147773535
It's either Weaver, Springtwerp, Ghost, or Snax.

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>>147772758

>>147773865
You're not wrong. At all.

But I would presume they have an idea of what would be at least acceptable. Considering they have Bonnibel etc to deal with.

>>147774001
Weaver's literally a homophobe, there's no way it's him. The style of typing also doesn't match Snax at all.

>>147772376
Well to add to the discussion of genitalia

pussies are boring

they cause pain and anger if you end up being leaky all the fucking sudden, which would be the girl version of a boner.

>>147774001
The two posts linked aren't by the same anon.

>>147773620
It's not even confirmed there actually are any drugs in that drink. You're just taking Mike's assumptions for granted.
And, even if they decided to actually drug him up, over-the-counter anti-histamines could make him drowsy with no serious consequences.
It could also be even darker, implying that they knew he was crazy all along, and knew exactly what antipsychotics he needed, and what amounts were necessary. But I think that's taking it a bit too far.

>>147773710
Fair enough. I should have to choose my information wisely should I want to shitpost about "If your age isn't on the clock you can't get this clock"worth Moth

>>147774001
>weaver
Unlikely, he just draws inoffensive dicks.

>>147772758
Fuck off, Ghost.

>>147773725
I'm sorry but Mike is most likely dead after that cocktail of SSRI, benzodiazepines, opioids and other meds. They probably took all that from Bonnibels stash which means the dosages are most likely moderately strong. Mike dies a few hours later from an overdose induced suffocation.

>>147774141
>literally a homophobe
>literally

He's afraid of gays? I guess it explains why he isn't around too much.

>>147774113
>have an idea of what would be at least acceptable
That's the thing, though. There's no way for them to know. They aren't doctors. They don't know how Mike would react to any of the pills. No two people will be impacted the same by prescription drugs. Mike could easily be allergic, or have a history of drug abuse in his family. Prescription pills have to increase in dosage over time as well in order to remain effective. The roommates could have easily given him Bonnibel's dosage by mistake, and that could have bad consequences. There's also the fact that they don't know what's wrong with Mike, so blindly stuffing him full of drugs and hoping for the best is terrible even if it works.

>>147774113
>giving someone else prescription drugs based on someone elses dosage
what a great way to fuck someones shit up permanently

>>147773865
>>147774393
>Mike sees a ghost
>the roommates band together and murder him with a toxic cocktail
>no one must ever know

10/10 best ending

>>147774393
>>147774471

You two are both right. I don't pretend to know, I'm not a doctor.

>>147772576
i wish i could be this delusional

>>147773865
>>147774393
>>147774471
>>147774503
>>147774524
>>147774558
So if the next chapter isn't Mike slipping into coma/death from drug overdose, it's basically confirmed that Pokemaniacal is a hack.

>>147774558
If Mike really was given pills, then his roommates have, in a moment of panic, caused a situation that could potentially be almost as bad as the one Beanie was in. Maybe even worse, considering they knew the danger she was in but may have no idea what they've done to Mike.

>>147774780
Or maybe they don't work on him because he's human not a crazy animal person.
???????????

I was rereading the end of Chapter 32 to check just what the fuck they made Mike drink, and it struck me that Rackham was talking about having "sword fights" with a friend
Rackham is gay, CONFIRMED
Lipstick SOON

>>147774879
effects of this kind of medication isn't too different between humans and animals, especially sedatives that bonnibel seems to need most.

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>>147773710

But I haven't even been drawing shota la-

Okay I did do a robot recently but not the right kind of robot.

>>147774780

As someone on a lot of powerful painkillers, it kinda depends on your tolerance and especially the amount. If we're talking like an entire bottle of klonopin with no tolerance, chance of death is astronomically high even if we're talking just 1mg*30.

Metabolic rate and so much stuff makes it so up in the air it's a big 'who knows' that depends on history.

Or it could just be a mind-trip chapter as he gets his stomach pumped and ends up on a respirator to take over his arrested breathing for him.

>>147774780
Don't be ridiculous. Poke was always a hack.
>>147774879
Unless their biology is radically different from anything on Earth, be it human, animals, fungus, plant, etc., then whatever works for them is gonna work on Mike, too.

>>147775118
All I'm saying is this is a story about cartoon animals and killer robots. Maybe we shouldn't be so hyper critical.

I at least really enjoyed the last chapter, enough that I've re-read it twice since.

>visits the thread to see how everyone is doing
>everyone is talking excessively about pricks and commenting on how beautiful or not they are in full detail

I see nothing's changed here

>>147775368
We haven't talked about dicks in ages, anon. Get with the program. We're having a serious discussion about the dangers of prescription drugs.

>>147775330
there's this thing called suspension of disbelief
why not just have magic happy pills that cure anyone of any mental disorder without any ill effects if we're going down that path?

>>147775581
That's taking it to an extreme.

I do agree that the more you allow a writer to get away with, the harder it is to believe things. So you have a point there.

>>147774780
>it wasn't happy pills
>it was viagra
>the plot to get the harem ending is secretly in effect

>>147775581
To be fair, just because Poke has kept his murry purry fresh and furry fanfic of an au of a fanfic somewhat grounded in reality doesn't mean those weren't magic happy pills.

>>147772576
I want to be this anon.

Oh boy, I can't wait for the cheeky wink in the next chapter of Roommates about all of this.

>>147775794
I would like the magic happy pills.

Can I have the magic happy pills?

I do wonder what would happen if Scott were to ever wonder on our little humble thread

Either he'd disown his entire fanbase or he's become corrupted by our autism

>>147776308
Hey Crisis, what are your views on rimming?

>>147776350
I wouldn't want him to come here.
Not because of the rather god forsaken stuff we talk about or that can happen here, but the flood of people from the outside that would come purely because Scott would be here.
It would be chaos.

>>147776714
Yeah. Plus I bet he likes Foxy.
And that's pretty gay.

>>147762892
Not a fan of the FNAF games but this piqued my interest. Has anyone actually extracted all the sprites/images from The Desolate Hope? I really dig how he did the models and environment.

>>147776714
How bad would it be compared to the fiasco on /mlp/ 3 years ago?

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>>147776402
S'cool.

>>147776774
Maker of the game or not, I would still call his taste in bot shit.

>>147776946
I honestly have no idea, I think?
The link to it all might have been lost.

>>147777068
Uh oh. What juicy drama did I miss?

>>147776946
>>147777154
I thought he liked bonnie? Did admit the thing being the only bot he's actually had nightmares about

>>147769543
Penis size can sometimes be directly proportional to temperature.
Cold causes shrinkage, heat makes it want to lazily hang out more.

>>147777145

WHY IS HE GETTING SMALLER HELP

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>>147763574
>Read the new issue of roomates.
>Do the speed date thing.
>Get Goldie.
>Browse the internet for an hour or two, come back to this thread, tab still on this post.
>Do it again
>Get Goldie again.

I'm really spooked guys.

>>147777248
>he doesn't know
Lauren Faust did a q&a on /mlp/.

She probably still lurks.

>>147777748
It wasn't just Faust, either. She was the biggest name there but there were some other notable people that showed up.

>>147770403
>Speaking of pee, sometimes our stream will split in two or three streams.
>tfw you go to the bathroom and realize too late that you're set to V-Gun instead of Blaster
The fear in that moment is palpable.

>>147777892
You ever had your stream split in two, one aimed straight down and one aimed to the side? It's awful.

>>147778026
the worst shit

>>147777748
>The creator going to 4chan

That is not only the most idiotic mistake one can make, but COME ON, even a person like her should know the dangers of contracting autism

>>147777748
So.
Spergs galore.
Awkward questions.
Lots of shame.
Dedidated wam.

I feel like all of you are forgetting this isn't the first time Foxglove's drugged Mike.

>>147778430
Shut your mouth girlfriend.

>>147775368
>pricks

Are you British? You have guys with the best penises. Matt Hughes and Titch Jones especially.

>>147778135
Why wouldn't she? 4chan is responsible for the boom of viewers outside of the girls aged 3-12 demographic, of course she would be curious about the place.

Besides, famous people go on 4chan too. Andrew WK and Deadmau5 on /mu/, Taylor Swift and Trevor Moore on /b/, Uwe Boll on /tv/, etc. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Scott visited here once or twice.

>>147778430
Oh, so he actually was drugged.
Nice spoilers, jackass

>>147778531
Ehh, they're mostly boring to look at, nothing impressive

Also that's hella gay

>>147778967
Not having one myself, I find them very attractive.

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>>147778652
Speaking of, that reminds me of the time I was in a thread on /v/ 2 years ago when Ian Flynn dropped by when we were having a Sonic comic dump.

4chan is more slightly obscure and less regulated than it's derivatives like Leddit, but it's not the viper pit it used to be a decade ago and celebs do show up here time to time.
I was also around on 4x2chan when Ben garrison stopped by 8/pol/ and Perturbator showed up in 8/mu/. Stranger things have happened.

>>147777145
Bun looks sad, this is not good. Hug the rabbot to make him smile.

>>147778509
My mouth is closed. I type with my fingers like a casual normie.

>>147778901
>spoilers
Not really. He knew he was getting something in the juice; that much is common sense. "Drugged" could have just been something as simple as over-the-counter sleep aids like >>147774272 suggested. Hell, it could be some of Foxglove's "herbal remedies".

I'm just saying that Foxglove and Chiclet aren't stupid enough to dose Mike with a cocktail of prescription medication on a whim and I SERIOUSLY doubt they ran over in the span of a few minutes with all of Bonnibel's medications to give to Mike when literally all they had to go off of was Fred saying "come get him".

I won't deny being a hack fraud, though. I figured we all knew that by now.

>>147779761
Hey, I'M the hack fraud around here bucko!

Try and bump me out of my gig and I'll break your kneecaps.

>>147780135
xD

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>>147780296

>>147780135

Hey, did you make >>147771410

>tfw american
>the cut
clockwork, don't listen to what anyone says.

keep drawing uncut dicks, they look fucking delicious.

>>147780135
Please. You can both be hack frauds.

>>147780653
that makes ya'll gay

>>147780653
Agreed, intact penises are the best.

>>147780653
You've got my deepest condolences, anon.

>>147780904
Actually they kinda remind me of monkey dicks if you got too much skin

really don't understand the fascination with uncut

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>>147780690
They're not, IT WAS ME! I am! I WAS A HACK ALL ALONG!.

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>>147781051

Likewise, but that's probably because I grew up with no foreskin.

Until I knew what it really meant I thought that circumcision meant cutting off the tip of the penis. I had no idea what foreskin was.

>>147780653
You're getting dangerously close to Scrapper territory anon. Watch out.

>>147780608
God no. I put way more imagination into my stupid shitty Rider Crossover concept.

>>147781501
debatable

>>147781604
In my defense at least i never mentioned markiplier.

>>147781814
Oh my God you just mentioned him

>>147781814
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>147781051
It's the natural way to be, and I find it really sexy and yummy. Also the foreskin keeps the glans smooth and sensitive and it feels really nice when inside, it adds another sensation to sex.

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>>147781872
>>147781898
OH GOD NO

>>147781945
>yummy
The only way for a foreskin to affect taste is through buildup of smegma. You're disgusting.

>>147782101
>not pouring cayenne pepper on your dick to make it taste good
Plebeian.

>>147782101

>he doesn't frost his cock

laffo

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>the thread recently

ya'll need jesus

>>147782101
>durr I don't know anything about hygiene

Takes about ten seconds while showering to slide it back, soap it up, and rinse it off. Smegma also builds even on cut dicks.

>>147782315
away with you, smeghead

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>>147781945
>sexy and yummy
Are you twelve?

>>147782358
Never soap your dick

NEVER SOAP YOUR DICK

>>147782381
Do you have any conception of the penalty for describing a superior anon as a smeghead?

>>147782358
Please, explain how foreskin could affect taste otherwise.

>>147782386
Let me guess, I used a word that you think no one over a certain age should use because in your mind there are "childish words" and "adult words" and anyone who uses a "childish word" is actually a child.

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>>147782467

I scrub my cock and balls thoroughly, and it doesn't hurt.

Now using it as lube? In your washrag vag? Good lord no.

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>>147782802
>Let me guess
Gee, don't strain too hard.

>>147782802
If it's that anon then try to avoid triggering him with cunny.

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>>147782946
>cunny

not him but im triggered

>>147782946
>cunny

Not even him but everyone who says "cunny" is the worst.

>fireden.net doesn't have April 1st, 2015 archived
>early ghostquest technically gone forever
Well shit

>>147783092
Use the foolz.net archive. It's got everything from before fireden took over.

>>147782929
>labeling words based on an age scale and getting triggered when someone says a word you think they shouldn't

Now THAT is what I call autism. Do you screech at your parents whenever they say words you think they shouldn't because they're too old?

Haven't written anything in a while.

Anybody got suggestions or requests?

>>147783196
>a while
>one day

Nigga you cray. Write a lewd between your favorite characters.

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>>147783196
TWO ROBOTS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH FOR A REALLY STUPID REASON

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>>147783167
>Getting this butthurt
Mentally-regressed faggot detected.

>>147783254
Hey man nobody is gonna respect me here if I don't crank out stories like hotcakes. And even then only a little.

And I don't think that would work. Bonnibel and... Cheeky? Beanie? That sounds awful.

>>147783196
I got a request for you slant-eyes. Roommates Mike high as a kite after the events of the most recent chapter.

>>147783454
Ching chong wing dings.
I like that idea. I'll mull that one over.

Still taking other suggestions though.

>>147783196
write a romantic story of fem guard going out on a dinner date with freddy, and make it extra cheesy and mushy to the point of driving someone to near suicide

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Is fansmut dead?

>>147783196
Art based on my shitty fanfic!

JK man. Bonworth dressed like an old timey vaudeville performer.

>>147783167
Word lite, anon, your memes are fresh off the heezy. Perestroika!

>>147783583
She's dealing with a heroin addiction she picked up overseas atm

>>147783390
>hurr you're so meme word, that means I win!

Just like winning the Special Olympics, you're still retarded.

>>147783590
Dammit Protom, he's a writefag not a doctor!

Hay look, found a funny mspa of fnaf

http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14645&p=1

Where the fuck is springtwerp

>>147783947
Shit I misread him. I forgot he doubled between write and draw.

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>>147783774
>Everything that's negative towards me is a meme!
Better retarded than pozzed, faggot.

>>147783947
I'm also an artist, just a really shit one.
But yes, this is story requests.

>>147784085
In ghost's dungeon

>>147783145
Thanks. You're an absolute gem.

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>>147784179
>bubonic butt-blasters

>>147784179
And now you're just throwing random shit around like a monkey in an empty room. Continue being an idiot on the internet, it's greatly amusing.

You two need to calm down and make out already.
Gosh darnit.

>>147783774
>using le special olympics retard meme insult
>not retarded

The phantom bots are underrated, I'm glad that FNAF World was able to give them some more love since FNAF 3 didn't expand on them much.

>>147780653
>>147781051
I see wars over this all the time, cut dicks vs uncut dicks. Setting aside the moral issue of circumcision and looking entirely at the cocks, I consider both great. Uncut is more 'raw', and requires less lubrication, however, the excess skin can sometimes hide the more notable features, like a thick, manly vein. Good for thick, fat cocks which are great when you're desperately lusty but too much can make one feel 'dirty'. Cut cocks are beautiful in their own way, for one the shape is more defined, especially the head, they look neat, delicate, ideal for oral. Beyond that, the exposed glands beneath the head are easier to get to (in some instances), and depending on the cock, some leak pre easily enough that lubrication isn't an issue. I find the curve of the cock more noted on a cut cock than uncut, though there are exceptions. The big point is cocks are fantastic in all shapes and sizes, even those with scars or uneven curves to the anon that was depreciating his penis earlier.

I'm gonna write that high as a kite story, I'm basing it off my experiences with those sorts of drugs, so don't blame me if it's dumb and out there.

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>>147784497
>And now you're just throwing random shit around
Better throwing it than packing it, faggot.

>>147784826
Hard for me to pack anything when I don't have something to pack with, ASSumer.

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>>147783145
>>147783092
Whut? It's all archived in google drives bro, down to the first session. Even if every archive on the radical 'net died, you'd still have the sessions, the anon posts would be lost though, but you'd still have the bulk.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17uFd0-vzya9OtvDYVvDzPDDQyFMLE6BHjlCsbjiPTOk/edit?usp=sharing

>>147784826
Why is the collar of that shirt floating?
Does AIDS give you magic powers?

>>147785130
Heavy starch.

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>>147784929
Don't worry about it, your butt-buddy will have the right tool for the job.

>>147785130
Sure, if you count dying early as a power. Considering who it most often happens to though, I guess it technically qualifies as a blessing.

>>147785765
Since your pictures says women can't get AIDS, I have nothing to worry about. I also don't like anal, sorry to ruin your fantasies, /pol/lock.

>>147785932
You should just take all the gays in one place, and put a fence around them.

Eventually they'll all die out.

>>147784698
I love their debuffs in World

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Oh, also

Update: http://pastebin.com/gVtHcgqa

>>147786051
Impossible, since straight people are the ones who create gay people, and there are plenty of gay animals. If you want to get rid of gay, you need to destroy all life on Earth.

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>Miss all the discussions about penis
>Now I'll never know why I have to piss after every time I masturbate

>>147786414
Cleans the tunnels.

>>147786414
Urine is a spermicide, helps get rid of it, like periods only less painful and (to some) pleasurable

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>>147786338

>>147786414
Kills germs, it's meant as a measure to flush anything out after intercourse.

>>147786548
Not a very good joke, especially when made when /pol/locks are around and they believe everything they spew out of their face-anuses.

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>>147786690
>racism/homophobia is /pol/ exclusive thing
You must be new.

>>147786965
Deviating alittle, GOD I fucking hate max

Goofy does not deserve a son like that

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Damn I missed the dicks

>>147785003
How's Burning Hours going?

>>147787135
Anon here and I agree, fuck Max. Even as a kid I thought he was an ungrateful, angsty little shit for treating his dorky-yet-caring father so poorly.

>>147787192
You can't miss the dicks, we ARE the dicks.

The otherkin story that was requested last thread-


http://pastebin.com/RXRU9TPj

It was an interesting experience writing.

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>>147763339
This is Chica's true form. Would a yandere THIS really be arousing?

>>147786167
Get in the armor, Mikey.

>>147787948
This gives me the urge to sing:
>If you've been murdered and you know it clap your hands!
>[clap clap]
>If you've been murdered and you know it clap your hands!
>[clap clap]
>If you've been murdered and you know it, then your disfigured body shows it, if you've been murdered and you know it clap your hands!
>[clap clap]

>>147787372
Max has always been a little piece of shit. Why goofy hasn't resorted to beating the ever loving shit out of that prick I will never know
>>147787948
Depends if the vagina is still intact

>>147762892
>What FNAF World Should Have Been
something aimed at people over 13

>>147787948
The only thing that picture makes me think of is
>YABBA! MY ICING!

>>147788790
YOUR icing?

>>147788562
>I only play mature games for mature gamers like myself

Unless you only play DoA Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Mortal Kombat, and GTA, you're playing games meant for people 13 and under. And it's funny how you're making the claim that the main FNAF games are for mature people when they're jumpscare simulators full of furries.

>>147788925
I'd love to see a darker FNAF game but after the second update World is okay

>>147789097
"Darker" how? Blood and entrails flying everywhere? Your character cursing every thirty seconds? Watching naked women be stuffed screaming into the suits?

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Chica's display is repulsive. She doesn't understand this yandere concept at all.

>>147789569
Something that tries to unnerve you without relying on jump scares.

you sound awfully passive aggressive, anon.

>>147789569
No, just something actually scary instead of BOO HAUNTED HOUSE.

>>147789867
>>147789936
Such as? That also works and fits within the FNAF series?

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>>147789826
>beak lips

>>147789826
Chica's a cutie and I want to cower in fear with her as we await gruesome death

I wanna see someone draw freddy as different types of bears

>>147789826
Does anyone else see the wires dangling from her right arm as a Rasta-looking beard?

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I'm sorry for this.

>>147790479
>>147790559
>In an attempt to fend off the rising terror of you-know-who getting closer and closer, adrenaline peaks
>She has lips... sort of, a rounded beak at least, and you both could use the distraction... Chica had already made it in the door
>She starts to give you the most awkward and tense head you've ever experienced
>She's very passionate all the same, despite her trembling and occasional anxious squeaks, perhaps some degree of her old self could be restored just by having an outlet, hell, any outlet, aside from cowering in terror and dying over and over again
>You reach forward and grab the side of her head, she winces at first, expecting a beating, slowly realizing it was a display of affection, or at least encouragement
>She picks up the pace, you've spilled enough precum for her to use her beak to smear it around your shaft to lubricate each slow bob of her head up and down your cock
>You see HER on the camera, so close now, axe in hand...
>You're close too.
>You hold her head tight, groaning as you cum
>She's caught off guard, for a brief moment the lights flicker and her suit fades to the skinned jawbones clenched around your cock, bleeding, sunken eye-sockets staring up at you from matted, ragged hair, her ghostly body mutilated and shimmering slightly as seed spills over her rotting face, slowly phasing into her ethereal form
>Freddy walks in to Chica sobbing pathetically on the floor, your cum streaked across her headpiece, you're in shock, unconscious from fear and disgust
>Then you both die, The End

>>147791409
Welp. You've hit most of my kinks.
Tonight was a good night to stay up late.

>>147791409
>implying fear boners aren't best
Do this again sometime with more than a beakjob.

>>147791409
If you could do another one from her back, with her on the floor that'd be 10/10.

Blowjobs are fun for everyone.

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>>147791864
If by on her back you mean fucking, that'd be difficult, one because I really am trying not to sexualize the FNAF1 crew too much (it's not canon obviously but still, and I already let my inner masochist get the best of me with that Samantha rapefic) and two because all the robots are barren as it gets, and have no sort of pleasure buds to feel anything, unless you mean actually fucking her ghost or something.

>>147791742
Fear boners are the best, that may be a part of why I love drawing Samantha Freddy so much. That said, I've probably doomed myself now to at least complete the set at some point with oblivious sex with Bonnie. Which would be fucked up even by my standards, it would be like fucking Dory, she'd forget what she was doing every few thrusts.

>>147791475
Happy to serve, Anon.

>>147792263
No I just mean the last thing you drew. But from the back. Perspective.

>>147792263
>she'd forget what she was doing every few thrusts.
>Mr. Nightguard, what's going on? I feel funny and scared. Is something bad about to happen to me? To us?
Get writing and don't forget Foxy you faggot. Please?

>>147794439
>toy bonnie
>muscle

ew

>>147792263
>barren
>fear boners
>Chica
>grisly spectre likely to show up upon orgasm
What's not to love?

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Requesting drawn adaptation of Five Nights at the Big Blue House

I'm looking at you Crisis, but no lewd.

>>147795174
But there weren't any people on that show. Were there?

>>147796005
Just use Mike.

Or Steve from Blue's Clues.

>>147796092
>Just use Mike.
Lewd!

>>147796092
Then that would add more sadness to Mike's insanity

>>147796285
W-Wait, how?

>>147796295
How?

>>147796584
When looking at blues clues, look at it as an insane man having hallucinations about childish adventures whilst trying to find a dog that may or may not represent a childhood companion that has gone missing, and has plagued the guy with trauma so severe he still looks for him in his mind

Now replace the guy with Mike and the dog with Goldie and add whatever bull you want that supports him being crazy

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>>147776946
Here you go mang
http://www.mediafire.com/download/d18ynn88idn8n5z/tdh_ts_dump_release.zip

Partying hard with Toy Chica

>>147798224
Not feeling up to it.

Unless that's a euphemism for sex. I could be about to commit suicide in a WWI trench as I watch mustard gas kill all my friends and still be down for sex.

>>147798373
Mustard gas makes your penis go limp so it'd be pretty hard to get it up.

>>147798464
Oh it'd be hard alright.

>>147798918
Then get a plush

http://pastebin.com/0BSNMHP6

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>>147802812
Please don't remind me.

>>147804741
tobenamed was good

Most of the writefags were good

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>>147804980