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>building a rocket with an xbox controller
edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving none of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>147547862

>Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.
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HULLO!
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True Thread
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BURN SQUADCAST
THURS 6PM EST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
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Only (You) can bring about a better Paradigm for KSP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ul-BghOAs
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Show me a single example of a female competently playing KSP.

traps don't count
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rape your animals etc etc
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>>147662828
Hullo friend
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Reminder there's literally nothing wrong with posting OpenTTD in kspg
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>>147664178
Do not rape
Only give kind, gentle lovings to your animals
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Bernie/Trump 2016
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>>147664050
I'm a female and I can land on the Mun with mechjeb and max 3 quickloads.
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>>147664451
>Can't consent
>Not rape
uh okay
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>>147664618
>
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>>147664580
Please pay your tax of two tits and a time stamp before claiming something so outrageous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

Now try explaining Orbital Velocity
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>>147665202
>women
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>>147665202
>3:40
>I'm not guesstimating
>I'm using Math and Science
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Post cool spess

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubble_Ultra-Deep_Field
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ded
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You have been visited by the ball python of shitposting!

Your thread will be comfy, fun and janitor free, but only if you post "thank you kind snek" within this thread!
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>>147669684
>still using a phone camera for pictures
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>>147669684
Thank you kind snek.

Hullo
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>>147669684
"thank you kind snek"
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>>147669684
Thank you kind snek

also page 10
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A
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Apparently I crashed my jet into Kerbin's surface with such force that one of the debris exited the solar system.
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>>147676564
F

This makes me think, what would happen if a small chunk of something, like metal, impacted the earth at relativistic speeds? Say it didn't burn up in the atmosphere and hit the surface at the speed of light.

What would happen?
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>>147676809
If it's super small and goes super fast, it would probably result in overpenetration. While it could have as much energy as a massive asteroid going slower, such a small object won't be able to transmit its energy into Earth.
Would probably do some damage, but most likely go right through Earth and move on.
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>>147676809
http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
I suspect the material composition if the projectile doesn't matter much at relativistic speeds.
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>>147677276
How small are you talking for overpenetration? I'm thinking about maybe twenty feet in diameter.

>>147677368
I thought of this already, in fact I have his hook about 5 feet away, but this talks about the interaction with the air, and it burns up releasing that energy. I want to know about if it impacted the earth's surface, like a meteorite.
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>>147677808
That's not exactly small.
I assumed he meant something like the size of a head of a pin traveling at near light speed.
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>>147677925
Like >>147676564's plane. It crashed into Kerbin and got flung out of the solar system because of shitty code. But what if it was traveling at that speed when it hit the planet?
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>>147677808
>I want to know about if it impacted the earth's surface, like a meteorite.
http://what-if.xkcd.com/20/
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>>147678193
Ah, that's much more like it. I haven't read that one. Thanks, friend.
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>>147678116
Just do some math to figure out how much kinetic energy it has, and convert that to megatons of tnt or whatever
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>>147664618
it's not rape merely because there is a lack of explicit consent.

see: most sex in the first world, which happens because people are aware that it's something both want because human beings aren't all autistic and can make inferences, safe in the knowledge that if they are genuinely uncomfortable they can state so.
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>>147679008
Oky doky then. Let's see what Wolfram gives me.
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>>147679120
Yet retarded people won't understand that because "muh morals"
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>>147679351
Interpreting from that I have the number in comparison to other ones. Doesn't seem like that much.
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>>147679008
I'm pretty sure that can't account for relativistic effects, though
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>>147679503
Okay, I take that back. Some more research shows me that the average nuclear bomb releases about 5.021×10^13 joules of energy.

At 4.077×10^19 joules our impact is the equivalent of about 812,000 nuclear weapons being detonated at once.

RIP earth.

F
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KEK
E
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http://what-if.xkcd.com/21/
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bamp
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Good morning kspg
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>>147683693
I hope the refugee that is sleeping in your bed got a good night's sleep.
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>>147683792
>implying I'm a euro
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>>147683693
Are you rusky bro?
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>>147683994
No_
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>>147684219
You're always welcome. Just don't pay attention to our annoying regular a.k.a. yuri_
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>>147684424
>bullying for the sake of bullying

Reeee
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It's kind of sad, but by far the most success I had with spaceplane reentries is by sending the ship into an uncontrollable spin at 60km. This way the heat is neatly spread around the ship evenly, and parts have time to cool during the rotation.
Trying to do a legit reentry always causes the nose part to slowly overheat and blow up.
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>>147684819
She's just annoying.
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>>147684834
post your spacecraft?
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>>147684918
Tune it out like a normal human bean.
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>>147684819
>for the sake of bullying
snek did you ever read the geek social fallacies list?
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>>147685357
Okay.

Reminder this is not a hugbox.
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>>147685870
Reminder ruining the threads comfiness is not allowed, even if you dont like the person
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Do you ever notice how the posters who go on about bullying never call anyone out on hostile posts, especially towards those new to the general who don't yet know it isn't about KSP?

Yet the minute you politely say "Your post didn't need an image" or "It's unnecessary to greet people, this is not an IRC channel" they'll get ready to tell you you have to stop bullying.

>>147686309
>comfiness
In light of the above, let's call it what it is:
Please don't ruin MY comfiness in MY circlejerk with MY avatarfag friends. Feel free to lynch anyone I deem unimportant, though.
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>>147686309
There's no such thing as thread comfiness.

But I guess you're referring it to what >>147686407 is saying, if so, this is still not a hugbox.
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>>147572127
here's mexmops steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MokaPlz/
and incase he changes the ID again: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983341597

>yfw he has shit taste
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>yfw hes a goon
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disgusting
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>>147687630
> This profile is private.
REEEEEEEEEE
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>sitting at home
>starving to death
>checking bank account every few minutes
>waiting for check to cash so I can go get a burger.
This is my fucking life.
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>>147689768
You need some 50lb. sacks of rice in your life
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>>147690014
That's just money that could be spent on vodka.
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>>147689768
>not eating salted butter and honey in bread
you deserve it desu
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>>147689768
dunno about where you live but where i live bread (especially store-brand stuff that costs like £0.50) is amazing as cheap food

it's not particularly exciting, but toast is always nice.
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>>147690641
>>147691560
I've been living off of bread, butter, and peanut butter for the last two weeks. I'm desperate for a good, juicy burger right now.
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>you will never look a white male in the eyes while you reenact the american sniper drill scene on his disgusting white male spawn
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>You will never burn all gays and non-whites
>You will never ever make the earth great again.
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>>147693020
>>147693197
TRILLARY FOR 20DENT
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slavic geometry bump
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>>147696748
>You wil either
>wil

Heh.
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Guys, I've got my burger.
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>>147697934
Nice.
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this been fixed yet?
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>>147699056
What am I looking at?
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Golden Boy
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>>147699102
revolutionary mexican materials engineering, aka massless parts
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>>147699689
Dunno about mass, but won't the new aerodynamics fuck it?
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spess shutto
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>>147702150
>USA = 2 explosions, killing 14
>USSR = 0 explosions, killing 0

Who won the space race again?
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>>147702150
fixed
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sleepy kspg
here is a lander
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>>147703768
Sleep tight, anon. I love you!
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>>147702272
isn't it obvious?
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>>147703768
always pissed me off that the apollo-ish lander can only carries 1
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>>147704036
just stack another can on top :^)
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>>147703168
>>147702150
Whats the difference?
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>>147687630
>Champions Online
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>>147687630
Do you have other devs steam ?
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>>147704464
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>>147704738
so......................... nothing?
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>>147705006
look closer
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>>147705039
Oh, now I see.

I submit for your engineering judgement the SR-71 Blackbird.
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>>147705210
[no response]
I assume that's because in the time between when you received my reply and began writing your own, your remote location's aerospace very briefly played host to one of our many Godplanes and it delivered American style absolution to your entire village.

Shall we talk about the warthog? Or the chinook? How about Nuclear powered Trident submarines?
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>>147707116
So you are here, you're just ignoring my post because you're scared of America
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>>147707176
I'm not him.
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>>147707198
Sure thing, champ. So which memes are you, then?
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>>147705940
>Nuclear powered Trident submarines?
Cool thing, but Britain doesn't need them. :^)
I'm going away for an hour or two so I can't actually reply if you want to disagree with that sentiment. If you've got more cutaways, post 'em.
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>>147707226
Hullo
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>>147707240
>>147707269
HoldYourFire = Yuri
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>>147707436
Incorrect
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>>147705039
>you'll shit brix
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>>147707269
Hullo. So have you slept well ?
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>>147707557
I hope you still haven't seen a medical professional about the blood in your stool
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>>147707795
Hiya. I did, thank you. I got woken up once during the day by some jerk with his car horn in the parking lot though.

My sleep schedule is still messed up though. I woke up at around 5pm. went to the office for a few hours, got home around 2am. :P

Gonna try to go back to bed in the next two hours or so in an attempt to fix it a little more.

>>147707840
What?
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>>147708021
I'm really curious here. What kind of office authorize their employees to come and go at night ? I've never seen that (in France at least).
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>>147708139
I assume a government official carries you to your place of work for your six minutes of labor?
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>>147708021
>What?
I'm talking to >>147707240
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>>147708139
My work requires me to work at least a minimum amount of hours each week, but besides that they really don't care when I do it.

Also, being technically the only person at this location in my department means I do 90% of stuff via email so I don't need to worry about being here when everyone else is.

So I prefer to work late at night when the office is quiet and peaceful, we have a 24 hour store support team that so there is always at least one other person there and my keycard will let me in whenever I want.

It's comfy at night. I'm also a night owl so waking up before noon is crazy for me. :P
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>>147708292
Of course moron, like, everyday. But the term "office" generally sounds more like we talk about employment in the tertiary sector with settled schedules (medical care doesn't count since they're often requisitioned at night). Hence my curiosity mate.

>>147708368
Interesting. What's the business here ?
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>>147708686
I do store planning for a medium-sized retail chain. I work out of the local corporate office branch for the district.
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>>147708368
My work requires i not fuck up anything for my coworkers. That's it. No minimum hours. No limits on vacation days. No bullshit petty firings over nothing.
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>>147708754
So your job is store planner ?
I'm wondering what are the jobs of /kspg/
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>>147709109
Nah. I like mine too much. Y'all can share whatever you want but im good
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>>147709109
That's right! I plan layouts for sales displays, plan store openings, remodels, and closings, etc... I also dabble in other departments if they need help.
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Double last digit = number of miles at the gym RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

#noexcuses
#nogivingup
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>>147709378
>putting a word on your job deprives you from it
Are you mental ?
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>>147709473
>mental illness posting
Please stop this.
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>>147709398
And the most important you can do that whenever you want. You have company's trust desu.

>>147709579
MAN incoming
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>>147709614
Faggot, you are so bad at recognizing me it's comical. I've been shitposting with you for hours.
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/kspg/ no fight!

>>147709614
Pretty much, yeah. I enjoy it. (:
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>>147709641
Max pls.
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>>147662565
who is this girl?
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>>147709885
That the best you got? I'm always down to shit on max

>>147710121
Badie, new cum unity manager. This was the last time she discussed KSP

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3gvhz1/i_told_you_im_practicing_everyday_im_getting/
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>>147710121
Badie, Squad's "Community Manager."

About the only thing she's been seen to manage, since she's taken the job, anyway, is her personal Twitter account.

Her English appears to be almost non-existent, and her web presence on official channels is pretty minimal.
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>>147710720
>10 months ago
Holy shit. What is she able to do since then ?

>>147710963
This has to be a joke...
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>>147711012
Funny you should ask there's a

SQUADCAST

TODAY

during which you can ask her. It's at 6pm est on Twitch Dot TV Slash KSPTV
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>>147711012
She also does the daily kerbal articles (save for devnotes) which is usually just a picture and a few jumbled illiterate sentences copied and pasted from whatever's being """showcased""". The modding Mondays are especially prone to this. She's a joke.
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>>147711271
I think kasper writes at least 50% of those too
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>>147711307
Meaning, he finds the content and gives her the angle and she fills the rest in like mad libs.

Now that I think about it, its kind of emblematic of the entirety of how KSP was developed. Mexicans half assing it while claiming all the credit and modders cleaning up their mess
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>>147711236
Nthx mate, but you can ask it yourself cause its always the same shit here, someone shouts "burn squadcast" and no one comes there. Squadcast is for Squads bigots who want to suck mexican dicks. I've never seen any of us there.
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Reminder Kasper was given a percentage of Turkey's salary and promptly sold everyone out

Kasper is a traitor
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>>147711421
Citation needed
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>>147711460
I take it you haven't tried interacting with him in the past three months?
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>>147711391
>Squads bigots who want to suck mexican dicks.
Aka MAN. Reminder that plenty of evidence supports he works for them.
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Alright, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight /kspg/
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>>147711502
This meme is so fun! I love that you people are so focused on this!

So, while you're trying to figure out if MAN shot maxmaps from the grassy knoll, let's talk about how strange it is the PS4 and Xbox versions are coming out "some time this month" (they don't have a date?)

Yet the wii-u was announced by nintendo to be the "DEFINITIVE" version of kerbal space program -- so they really really actually are pushing for a November shutdown of the whole enterprise. We need to be planning around this so we can fan the flames in the september/october leadup to november. After five years of shitposting, it all comes down to this. Squad wants a "clean" separation so they can take their embezzled investments and relaunder them.

This is our trench run. This is our thermal exhaust port. This is our proton torpedo, and PDtv was our han solo, coming out of the sun to open a hole for us to exploit.

2016 is /kspg/'s year.
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>>147711879
>MAN's performs damage control.
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>>147711490
Sorry Mr. VIP but we do not all seek to have intercourses with the staff.
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>>147712051
>yurops ESL
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>>147712089
I guess that makes me a primary source, my friend. Do you know what that means?
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>>147711583
oyasumi nasai!
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>>147711879
You said the same about June 16, yet absolutely nothing notable happened that day
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>>147712165
It means you need to post pics or it didn't happen
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>>147712165
That means you can investigate for the greater good.
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DAILY REMINDER THAT SPACEX IS THE BESTESTERERESTEST OFNBILLIONS AND BINNLLIONS OF BINNLIONSS


WHAET? THIS THERD NO LONG R MONITORED BY ADMUNIS BECAUASE WOLE TRED IS ILLEGAL THEN PREPARE FOR THE RATH OF THE TRUTH TELLER YOU ARE NOW TRUTH RECEIVERS
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>>147712636
Dragon, you caused the filter. Please stop digging yourself deeper.
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>>147712636
SEXY AS THE THRUTSERSSS ON A FALON NIN ROCKEL
>>147712694
DEPER INTO WHAT?? YOUR MOMMAS RECTAL ORIFICE?=?!??!?!?!?!??!? HUHHH UHHH
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>>147712247
June 16th was a date set by me. What was supposed to happen came to pass.
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>>147712694
seriously tough: fafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaf
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>>147712762
You are a faggot anyway for trying to stir shit up for a date and then do nothing.
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>>147712694
no but seriously now, the filter wasnt becose of me

BUT now that there it is there. i cannot be banned casue this is ban protected, right?
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>>147712871
Why are you here anon? Which memes are yours?

>>147712786
I hope one day you look back at the archives (which will be harder to read than ever thanks to your actions) and realize your book armor was in fact very, very weak.
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>>147712902
well i hope that one day you look at your archives and say tell waht is the maingn of this gaemen ofnbillions>>147712902
>>147712902
>>147712902
>memes are yours?
>>>147712786 (You)
>I hope one day you look back at the archives (which will be harder to read than ever thanks to your actions) and realize your book armor was in fact very, very weak.
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>>147712871
>You are a faggot anyway for trying to stir shit up for a date and then do nothing.
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)09:16:23 No.147712884 ▶
>>>147712694
>no but seriously now, the filter wasnt becose of me
>BUT now that there it is there. i cannot be banned casue this is ban protected, right?
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)09:16:51 No.147712902 ▶
>>>147712871
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>>147712902
>Which memes are yours?
Not the ones where I spend months "hyping" a date as if it was judgment day for squad and then do a no-show like a pussy and do nothing when that day comes.
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>>147713104
my favorite meme is the one of people who say the "play the game" and "enjoy it" lol such lulz
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what is the what is what what is what is the waht is the what is what what what is what isnt
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>>147713018
>>147713104
>>147713147
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>>147712762
Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?
Is it so hard to find help somewhere else that you need that mental wreck of a human being to do the PR job for you?
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>>147713320
implying anthony j. eastwood never actually went so far as to go do was
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>>147713330
>Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?

I'm sure if you asked MAN yourself, he'd tell you that I've done nothing but ask him to let off.

>Is it so hard to find help somewhere else that you need that mental wreck of a human being to do the PR job for you?

No. But he is enough of a wild card that not keeping him at least nominally in the loop when something big (like, say, the senior developers deciding to all quit at once,) is about to happen.
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>>147713650
>>Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?

WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP ON REPLYING TO MY DESPERATE CRIES OF ATTENTION

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>oncle sam wakes up
>thread transits from comfy to shitstorm
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>>147713726
FUCKERYOUFANTASTICOFTHE ASISFOFN HAS BENE OF THE DIVINE CONSUPMTIOPN I AM THE DONOT THAT THIS THDADT DER
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>>147713803
>t. MAN
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>>147713840
so my nickname is MAN this name condensator of all that has forever ha shad a conciousness is mysupreme label? iu like it fellowlings, continue to impregnate my mind with amasewondermetn
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>>147713650
> (like, say, the senior developers deciding to all quit at once,) is about to happen.

Do you happen to work at Squad to say such things ?
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>>147713898
I wonder how many pills you took this time amigo.
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>>147703168
>>147704464
difference is the shuttle is the most expensive irresponsible execution method that was literally once deployed even tough a person called the person who decided if it would fly or not and said " DO NOT LAUNCH THE SHUTTLE IT WILL EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE IN IT" the flight director launched still and it exploded

taht is the space shuttel

on the other hand we have a marvel of modern technology one of the first automated spacecraft that was done by a country with 1/1000000000000000 the money US HAD all the while they were under the hugest military attack of all times AND while succesfuly and god tierengly reducing their hunger education and homelesness to levels MUCH MUCH less than americans
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>>147713959
>missing what's happened over the last month
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>>147714021
NOT ENOUHG TO DO THE JOBNNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONS
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random baelebullshity
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>>147714107
>makes it clear to /kspg/ fellows that withholding information is a good way to remain a disreputable piece of shit
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>>147714263
>calling Mirk a piece of shit
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>>147714263
Are you trying to bully mirk? You know he's bullyproof, right?

>>147714119
>>147714045
>>147713898
>>147713803
>>147713689
>>147713316
>>147713018
>>147712786
>>147712720
>>147712636
He's creating the world he wants to see. Too bad none of us want to see it.

Dragon, please stop. You are embarrassing yourself. And that's coming from MAN... Talk about cringe.
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>>147714395
>>147714346
No. I was replying to anon who doesn't want to share what happened in the last month.
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>>147714490
Literally what Mirk said - the core senior team at Squad has been quitting, one after the other.
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He's creating the world he wants to see. Too bad none of us want to see it.

Dragon, please stopDragon, please stop. You are embarrassing your MAN. And that's self Talk. And that's coming from abutt
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>>147707436
>>147708353
I'm not Yuri.

I'm a man who doesn't like overpriced ""deterrents"" that deter nobody and are strategically reliant on America despite America's number one foreign policy goal since it was created being to fuck Britain. (see:Suez)
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Dragon is my favorite poster
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>>147712247
uhm:
On June 16th by year:
363 – Emperor Julian marches back up the Tigris and burns his fleet of supply ships. During the withdrawal Roman forces suffered several attacks from the Persians.
632 – Yazdegerd III ascends to the throne as king (shah) of the Persian Empire. He becomes the last ruler of the Sasanian dynasty (modern Iran).
1407 – Ming–Hồ War: Retired King Hồ Quý Ly and his son King Hồ Hán Thương of Hồ dynasty are captured by the Ming armies.
1487 – Battle of Stoke Field, the final engagement of the Wars of the Roses.
1586 – Mary, Queen of Scots, recognizes Philip II of Spain as her heir and successor.
1745 – War of the Austrian Succession: New England colonial troops under the command of William Pepperrell capture the Fortress of Louisbourg in Louisbourg, New France (Old Style date).
1746 – War of Austrian Succession: Austria and Sardinia defeat a Franco-Spanish army at the Battle of Piacenza.
1755 – French and Indian War: The French surrender Fort Beauséjour to the British, leading to the expulsion of the Acadians.
1774 – Foundation of Harrodsburg, Kentucky.
1779 – Spain declares war on the Kingdom of Great Britain, and the Great Siege of Gibraltar begins.
1795 – Cornwallis's Retreat, also known as the First Battle of Groix.
1815 – Battle of Ligny and Battle of Quatre Bras, two days before the Battle of Waterloo.
1836 – The formation of the London Working Men's Association gives rise to the Chartist Movement.
1846 – The Papal conclave of 1846 elects Pope Pius IX, beginning the longest reign in the history of the papacy.
1858 – Abraham Lincoln delivers his House Divided speech in Springfield, Illinois.
1858 – The Battle of Morar takes place during the Indian Mutiny.
1871 – The University Tests Act allows students to enter the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Durham without religious tests (except for those intending to study theology).
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>>147714934
i am the most interesting, much more than this shitty game at least


also, relevant news to all: the one you call dragon and the one you call man are the same mastermind
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>>147714045
>and it exploded
Technically, it broke up aerodynamically. It didn't explode.

So called """Experts""" are wrong again!
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>>147715061
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
youre talking about a different one, the one im talkign about DID ACTUALLY OBJECTIVERALY LITERALLY EXPLODED


haha, the slogan of nasa should be "stupid dumb inferior americans, kill so many astronauts on purpose on explosion that you cant even keep track of em"
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>>147665493
>replying to 1 year and 262 day old posts
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>>147715154
No.

Colombia melted due to re-entry heat.
Challenger broke up thanks to the aerodynamic forces following the breakup of the ET
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>>147715210
ok then explosive explosives dont explode they just aerodinamically decompose into matter energy


COME ON YOU JEW stop triyng to deny your american inferiorirty
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>>147715210
i hate to side with a person who i envy so much as the dragon (and therefore criticize constantly) but hes right you know it just exploded
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>>147715280
>>147715154
>>147715056
Oh dragon. Do you think any of us don't know you were one of the primary antimanners?

I like the theory that dragon is Maxmaps. The ridiculousness is so over the top, its the kind of thing he would invent in his headcanon.

But anyway, I'm off for a bit. I'm gonna get a bunch of work done today so we can

BURN SQUADCAST at 6PM EST ON TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV

with the power of a thousand suns

cheers loveys, sorry for what the antimanners are going to do to the thread now that I've mentioned not being online.
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>>147715280
there is a difference between explosions and breakups, and challenger was a breakup.

>>147715619
no it didn't. challenger broke up:
>The breakup of the vehicle began at T+73.162 seconds and at an altitude of 48,000 feet (15 km).[23] With the external tank disintegrating (and with the semi-detached right SRB contributing its thrust on an anomalous vector), Challenger veered from its correct attitude with respect to the local airflow, resulting in a load factor of up to 20 (or 20 g), well over its design limit of 5 g and was quickly ripped apart by abnormal aerodynamic forces (contrary to popular belief, the orbiter did not explode as the force of the external tank breakup was well within its structural limits).
>contrary to popular belief, the orbiter did not explode as the force of the external tank breakup was well within its structural limits

https://archive.org/details/ChallengerAccidentandInvestigation
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reminder to ignore false-flagging squad shills :^)
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>>147715775
SHURE

LETS JUST INVENT THE NAMES WE WANT FOR ALL

MY GF DIDNT DUMP ME FOR FINDING OUT I WAS INTO GAY FURRY PORN

WE HAD A CONTROLLED STATIC UNAGREED SEPARATION BECAUSE OF CULTURAL DIFFERENCES
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>>147716013
>SHURE
My favourite place in Phantasy Star II
http://www.phantasy-star.net/psii/maps/mapsshure.html
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>>147716054
deviating the speak to videogame

classic losertalk, read some books little sonny boy

NO
NOO IM MISTAKEN
I APOLOOGIZE

MY FIRST REACTION IS TO DEPRECIATE YOU CAUSE YOF YOUR TOTAL AND LAUGHABLE INFERIORNESS
god damn feels so god to be superiro


but no

I MUST ISNTRUCT YOU

ANND WARN YOU

YOUR PSCOLGMATIC CHARACTERISTICS INDICATE AN AGE OF NO MORE THAN 15

START A HEAVY BASED DIET OF BOOKS NOW or you will be no longer forever accepted in the up boys club
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>>147716161
kerbalisfun stop being a nigger
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>>147716195
stop being a ginger
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>>147716195
he is not me
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>>147715801
We already do ignore you, MAN.
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>>147716301
why do you distinguh max from dagon, dont you thinkrealize that ibe the bother of them 2two
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Reminder to love each other
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>>147716409
no love for the unbooked
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>>147716409

>>147686407
Is dangerously applicable here.

You don't really mean "love each other" you mean "love the people I like"
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>>147717027
Go fuck yourself. Love everyone else.
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>>147717563
And now the mask slips. :^)
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I'd love to see any progress made in your mission, Mirk.
Because so far your achievements look dangerously close to the ones of the schizo (none), your only "merit" is being a lot more low profile in all this story
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>There will never be a video of Max buttraping MAN
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>>147718276
Mirkury is a tripfag from reddit, what did you expect ?
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>>147719646
underrated post
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>>147719691
try to coomment something larger i ABSOLUTELY DEFY YOU to come up with something larger to post

hehehe
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>>147719646
>>147719691
>>147719754
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ded
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>>147662565
what is the name of this pretty pretty girlfemale

i would for surely held her down and make sweet love with and end of creamy semen in her snatch for at otal result of baby impregnation
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>>147722419
see
>>147710963
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>>147710963
she probably sucked lots of mexican dick, right?
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Hullo
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>>147725810
Cloc
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>>147712762
Elaborate on what passed. I feel we have the same idea of what is going on from likely the same sources.
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is Squad going to split off ?
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>>147727143
June 16th was the deadline for harv leaving iirc
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>>147727646
self imposed? that doesn't make any sense unless they fired him, which would fit with Max's constant shitposts about what a bad dev he is

Lunch break almost over back to work for me!
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>>147727143
The core KSP team began quitting one after the other.

>>147727646
It wasn't. It was a self-decided deadline. My sources would have been made public if, after that point, I found nothing had happened.
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>>147729168
spooky
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Even build bookshelf
Odd video games
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Reminder core KSP is dead.
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>>147729168
Well, they started leaving way before that
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>>147729168
>Hey guyse...JUNE SIXTEENTH WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END, THE HAPPENING TO END ALL HAPPENINGS, GET YOURSELF SOME NEW PANTIES CAUSE YOU'LL BE NEEDING THEM
>"what happens on june.."
>I SAID JUNE SIX TEENTH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHILL IMPOSTER DONT YOU DARE QUESTION MY SOURCES
June 16 passes, nothing happens
>"hey guys, june 16th passed, what was supposed to happen?"
>well, it was supposed to be totally this other thing that actually happened on a completely different day and is still going on this very moment, my sources are secret, but trust me, it was totally that thing and I would have totally revealed my sources I swear.

This is more or less how things went, courtesy of your spokesperson, so don't get all mad if I find it hard to believe you guys had the slightest idea of what was supposed to happen on 6/16
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>One lamented: “We understand that Labour needs to sort out its immigration policy. But the time to do it is not a week before polling day on live fucking television.”
fucken lel
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>>147731084
Yep. I had known since around the aftermath of the PDTV stuff. The 10th of May, I think.

>>147732071
MAN isn't my spokesperson, and had little to no insight into what was happening, aside from "something" was going to happen. I do wish he hadn't turned it into something to "rally" around or whatever he thought he was doing.
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>>147733684
>I do wish he hadn't turned it into something to "rally" around or whatever he thought he was doing.

Maybe you should have thought twice about letting a schizo nolifer into your "entourage" to spam your ideas left and right. Thank you very much, your strategy sure paid off
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>>147734068
Wow, so you *really* have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>147734334
Enlighten me then
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>>147734334
Not me, btw.

>>147734068
He has nothing to do with my main projects. As I said before, I told him because he would have been a bigger threat to us if he had found out on his own than if he started spamming indistinct garbage. In that regard, my strategy did pay off. I did not, however, tell him to spam anything, anon.
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>>147734557
I still don't fucking understand why you let him know anything jesus christ, cut him out of your project.
You are hurting everyone here by leading him on anything that is even tangentially related to your goddamn crusade.
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what a wacky thread
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>>147734845
>I still don't fucking understand why you let him know anything jesus christ
Isn't it obvious? (not mirk btw)

Let me put it this way: Tell MAN I have a white thing on the launch pad
He goes off spouting about how it's a giant vanilla ice-cream tub.
When he's wrong, it's clear he's dumb

Let MAN look at the launch pad and notice it's a fucking space shuttle
He goes off spouting about the nice shiny shuttle
every fucker now knows i have a shuttle on the launch pad

by giving him a little knowledge he is more mislead than if he was left to seek more himself.
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>>147729361
Im building the bookshelf instead :^)
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>>147734845
see
>>147735118

It's a pretty close approximation - I just also happen to have a lot of stuff hidden around the launch pad, so to speak, and don't want any of it getting spotted either.

Regardless, MAN has nothing to do with what I'm doing - his involvement in the June 16th stuff was likely the last time we'll be directly working together on something.
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>>147735118
Who cares, let him pass for a dumb fuck even more than he already is.
At least maybe he stops if he keeps getting things wrong, but if you keep throwing breadcrumbs at him he will always be onto something that will always be either unconfirmed (so he can't be the dumb one) or good for his agenda.

Look at the june16 thing. According to Mirk he knew something was up, so he goes all "HEY HEY HEY JUNE 16 LE FALSE EMBEZZLEMENT HAHA NICE TRY MAX" for months, then the day comes and either nothing happens (so he can easily play it cool and never mention the thing again just enough so people forget about it) or something good for him happens, either way we just keep seeing different flavours of spams.
If, instead, you give him nothing, then he can't say shit or he has to just flat out make up things like he usually does.

>>147735896
I just want to know what the hell went through your mind when you first had contacts with this dangerously unhealthy person and thought "yeah, that looks like my perfect spearhead, I'll unleash it on kspg"
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>>147736230
>you give him nothing, then he can't say shit or he has to just flat out make up things like he usually does.
The point of the example is that if you give him nothing, he'll look out the window and see the launch pad for himself.
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>>147736418
And the problem is?
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>>147736465
Now he knows I have a shuttle and has told everyone, the very thing I didn't want to happen because it will alert the FAA to the fact I'm conducting an unauthorized launch and a museum to the fact I stole one.
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>>147736230
I didn't "unleash" him on /kspg/. I've intentionally kept all of my targets and actual posting off of here.

MAN was doing his own thing here, and I didn't sanction or encourage it. I ended up breaking contact over it.

>>147736465
I don't wish to jeopardize my shuttle, and don't need him drawing attention to it, the people who funded it, or the rest of my launch infrastructure.
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>>147736619
What's stopping him from seeing it himself anyway?
This metaphor doesn't seem fitting: if you have something you want to be kept secret, you keep it secret and, if you are not an idiot, it will stay secret regardless of how much or little you inform other people about certain details.

By leading him on you just encourage him and make him feel like he is part of your super sekkrit revolutionary club. If you cut him loose he won't feel as part of the plan and maybe, with time, he will stop propagating your secret ideas for free without even being credited for it (because officially he is not part of any plan).
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>tfw you will never have the money to live in Nova Scotia
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>>147737165
>What's stopping him from seeing it himself anyway?
Without the partial information given by me (there is a white thing on the pad, and he assumes that i know enough that i'd recognize a shuttle and tell him if it was that) he is mislead away from seeking further information himself, because he assumes if that information is there i would have given it to him.

if the evidence is already out there i can't keep it a secret. it doesn't have to be as obvious as a shuttle launch stack for someone to possibly find it, and by misdirecting them you can delay them finding it.
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>>147737356
>wanting to live in the Canadian deep south
>being too poor to live in Nova Scotia

Anon, *how* broke are you?
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>>147736929
>>147737390

If your goddamn shuttle is in plain sight, it will be spotted anyway, people don't just stop looking because you told them it may or may not be a shuttle, it's there, everyone can see it.

If you keep it in the middle of a desert where you have to already know it's there to see it, then who is ever going to jeopardize the project and why do you need to inform someone you have a secret launchpad with something on it in the first place?

Can we go out of this metaphor for a second here?
We are not talking about secret launches here, I don't really care about what's in the pot, but I am going to assume it's some kind of "attack" to le evil squad by whichever means you managed to find.
So, unless you run the risk of having your private emails and convos made public, I suppose there is nothing to see for the unsuspecting eye, assuming you weren't retarded enough to talk or hint about it in public. I mean, if I go through your Reddit profile (sure as hell I won't), will I see anything about this project? Will i.learn about some alternate profile or will i be able to see a path leasing to this goddamn secret plan?

That said, I'm asking again: why do you need to inform ANYONE not directly involved in this project about the existence of a project if you are capable of keeping things secret on the internet?
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>>147738140
>
That said, I'm asking again: why do you need to inform ANYONE not directly involved in this project about the existence of a project if you are capable of keeping things secret on the internet?

Because the project itself isn't what needs protection. Like I said, there are other things that I'd rather not be dragged down into this, and involving MAN was the best way to ensure everything went off without a hitch.
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>>147738919
That was me, bad formatting and all.
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holy shit this thread. i don't understand a thing of whatever the fuck is going on. please someone builds a fucking wiki.
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MAN here. I just wanted to bring things to a head and unite the forces at work under a certain date, and it worked, idk who was here or remembers June 16th in /kspg/ history, but it was a real shitshow of a day.

And, Mirk, I didn't realize we weren't speaking, I'm fine with it but just FYI I never brought you up or mentioned why June 16 was important. I was very careful to keep the connection private to only you and I.

That being said, please, if you're mad at me for this, just ignore my post and pretend I don't exist. We can get along that way until November when it finally fucking ends

DEFINITIVE
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>>147739737
>I never brought you up
I know

>or mentioned why June 16 was important.
I know. You still put us at a lot of risk mentioning it period. It was just an arbitrary date, and now I'm here trying to explain why it wasn't just the ramblings of the insane.

I'm not mad at you. I still wish you'd stop targeting /kspg/, and go on the offensive elsewhere, but you do you.
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let's talk about the real concerns here...
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>>147739737
>DEFINITIVE
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> Mirkury !!ij9TZupVBmO 07/07/16(Thu)15:55:16 No.147740328 ▶
>>>147739737
>>I never brought you up
>I know
>>or mentioned why June 16 was important.
>I know. You still put us at a lot of risk mentioning it period. It was just an arbitrary date, and now I'm here trying to explain why it wasn't just the ramblings of the insane.
>I'm not mad at you. I still wish you'd stop targeting /kspg/, and go on the offensive elsewhere, but you do you.
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)15:55:55 No.147740402 ▶
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>let's talk about the real concerns here...
>>147740402
>eal concerns here...
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)15:56:49 No.147740492 ▶
>>>147739737
>YOU AREARNOT AREATHE MAN YOU ARE NOT THE MAN IIIII AAAAAM DIII TDRADGONNNNMASTER OF THE SUEPRIRO OFNBILLIONSSS AND BILLIONS OF>>147739325
>>said, I'm asking again: why do you need to inform ANYO
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outsider here. what happened on june 16th?
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>>147740662
I'd tell you to read the thread, but this one's painful to follow.
I guess you're fucked.
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>>147740662
see
>>147729168
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>>147740328
Actually your date was June 15 and you told me it was arbitrary.
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>>147741048
ok so how many core-team devs left in total ?
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>>147740662
on june 16 was happen is really simple.
There was a meeting at the offices of squad cast and as you read this you quickly see tis total and utter bullshit of the randomele at the end its only random words with no connectors frying watermelon jew bastard hope resusitation
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>>147735435
Why doesn't your apartment have baseboard molding? You should scrape the shit out of the walls with your vacuum, and then claim asbestos exposure. You'd have to hire a guy to sample the air though, and they won't lie for you, so the next step is to acquire some asbestos. Do you have access to the mechanical rooms of any old buildings? If so, just grab a handful of insulation off the boiler pipes and stick it in your pocket, then sprinkle it around the apartment when you get home. Asbestos fibers stay in the air for about 3 days, so you'll need the inspector to show up in this window.
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See this:
>>147741778
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>>147741778
Pills are required.
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>>147740662
see this:>>147741923
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>>147742050
That's a stupid pill, flat ones don't have one half colored differently.
0/10 would not take
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>>147742050
see this:
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why on earth would someone want to spam /kspg/ 2.5 hours before squadcast?


why

oh

why
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>>147742891
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:21:33 No.147742891 ▶
>why on earth would someone want to spam /kspg/ 2.5 hours before squadcast?
>why
>>147742265
>That's a stupid pill, flat ones don't have one half colored differently.
>0/10 would not take
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:15:14 No.147742268 ▶
>>>147742050
>see this:
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:21:33 No.147742891 ▶
>why on earth would someone want to spam /ks
>>147742050
>u)
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:13:22 No.147742050 ▶>>147742265 >>147742268
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>>>147741778 (You)
>Pills are required.
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:13:42 No.147742102 ▶
>>>147740662
>see this:>>147741923 (You)
>>>
> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:15:14 No.147742265 ▶
>>>147742050
>That's a stupid pill, flat ones don't have one half colored differently.
>0/10 would not take
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)16:15:14 No.147742268 ▶
>>>147742050
>see this:
>>
>>147742891
Because /kspg/ matters. This is undeniable.
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>>147742891
hello im new here, how do i burn the squad cast? do i have to make an accouint? if i have then forge tit , but if not get prepared for a trolling of your lifes
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>>147743042
/kspg/ is the fountainhead of all KSP opinion, for sure.
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>>147743381
Do not engage in douchery or exaggerated jerkianisms please.
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okay, roxobox.
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NASA JUNO / Jupiter Real Time Simulation : Now In Elliptical Orbit - Follow its journey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uayu5LvdTk
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>>147742265
What about those ?
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>>147744043
What's its current orbit?
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>>147744373
>current orbit
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I gotta go to my domestic violence class to give a presentation, I really do not feel like doing this shit. I am so glad this class is about to be over.
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>>147744553

This goddamn thing wont be doing any science until November

http://spaceflight101.com/juno/juno-mission-trajectory-design/
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>>147744876
>domestic violence class
Did your dad not teach you?
>>
Burn
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>>147745093

I had to take a behavioral science class for some bizarre reason and since I used up all my lower level credits, I had to take a 300+ level class to fulfill the requirement and still get financial aid.
>>
>>147745035
>tfw deep space manoeuvers (2012)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=sYp5p2oL51g

I now feel legitimate when manoeuvring over Jool's orbit.
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Squadcast
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is that squadcast ?
>AC/DC

also, chat is empty for me
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>>147746923
Prepare for a big fat load of absolutely nothing out of the ordinary in that chat when squadcast starts
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>>147747198
so no one talks ? wtf is this shit
>>
>>147747449
Yes, they will talk when squadcast starts, but it will be your typical hugbox where everyone compliments with the devs and laughs at silly jokes and explosions.

You are being heavily misled if you think the guy who keeps crying here to burn squadcast will even show up in chat with anything than the aforementioned polite chat

Don't get your hopes high, nothing notable ever happened in that and you will be banned pretty fast if you start trolling
>>
>>147747838
Oh ok, good to know...
>>
>>147746923
2 hrs

if the thread is full of "burn squadcast"s then when we make a breakthrough during squadcast and everyone comes to see what's going on, it fuels the fire. It helped more when Max gave us a shoutout but can still work now
>>
>>147748108
You seem like a totally real perso who definitely exists outside of Angry Anons head
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>>147741859
For what purpose?
>>
WE BURN EVERY SQUADCAST

FOREVER

NO EXCEPTIONS
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Hullo
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I could have sworn I just heard a muffled "hullo" but I must have hallucinated it.
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>>147751332
Hullo!
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>>147751720
Pre-bonfire snekstream?
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>>147751720
IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE IT AS A DISPLAY CASE TAKE THE FUCKING STICKER OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147751720
>not lining the panels
>not flat coating
>not flat sanding
>not being a bitch and painting them like they're meant to be
>>
>dragon finally took his nappy
>>
>command-f "cat dick"
>0 out of 0
based
>>
>>147751720
>Borrowing money from your husband for a shelf used for meme robots

I bet you didn't even try to get a driving licence yet
>>
>>147752869
>driving license
hi angry anon hows yurop is your refuguee enjoying your bed?
>>
>>147752574
>using a mac

I've been busy, give me a break
>>
>>147753153
Don't give him rugburn anon
>>
>>147753067
Great comeback m8, I'm sure snek is proud of you
>>
>>147753291
You can go forgive yourself.
>>
I have an idea. What if all the namefags claim a letter and we refer to ourselves by letters in order to be known to each other but unknown to outsider

Just an idea. Claim your letter stealthily so its hard to find in the archives.
>>
>>147753759
Staking out A, no one else take that. with luck, it'll rarely be used.
>>
>>147753759
That's just an indirect form of namefaggotry.
>>
reminder to everyone to TAKE YOUR MEDS

i just took my amoxicillin and ibuprofen for my root canal. what meds are /kspg/ taking?
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>>147754138
Okay, L.
>>
>>147754423
Modafinil
>>
>25 min til squadcast
>urge to burn squadcast evaporates in a puff of smoke
wtf you guys do whatever you want, im extremely tired and sleepy. idk if Ill even make it to the beginning
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Who's bullying us on /mcg/!?
>>
>>147755323
Fuck off to /mcg/.
>>
>>147756110
call the cops faggot
>>
>>147756147
go away you're waking me up maybe i do want to burn squacast aftrer all
>>
>>147756219
take your memes
>>
BURN SQUADCAST
NOW
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
>>
lol https://twitter.com/KSPTV/status/750728140222177280

whoops nvm
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>>147752237
who is dragon
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[poo intensifies]
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pagr 10

>>147759640
the guy spamming bullshit and copying posts wrong
>>
ded
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>>147768320
very much so
>>
for anyone who wants to play older versions, I found a torrent with 0.14 and uploaded it to 4shared
http://www.4shared.com/zip/mqFCxUZ-ba/KSP_014.html
>>
anyone watched "the great train robbery" on Netflix?
>>
WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>
>>147773123
[can't wake up]
>>
1.1.4/1.2 when
>>
Could you speedrun KSP?
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>147776314
>launch gaem
>Oops! :^)
>run finished.
2ez
>>
FUCKING PAGE TEN
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>>147775551
why even bother asking this question? when was the last time a KSP update fixed bugs without adding way more and worse bugs? that'd probably be back shortly before artyom quit/was fired, right? and every subsequent update has fucked the game up worse, right? all you're really asking is "how long before KSP goes from unplayable dogshit to unplayable-r dogshit".
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>>147781270
Yes, but it's more fun to ask 'when'
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THREE COPS DEAD IN DALLAS DURING BLM RIOT

WHITE COUNTER-PROTESTERS ACTIVELY FIGHTING BLM, MULTIPLE SHOTS HEARD FIRED IN CROWD
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>>147743850
ayy i got a mention
i was asleep.
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>>147787030
>Asleep at 8pm
?
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>>147788046
You should go to sleep forever desu
>>
>>147788296
You should not be rude desu
>>
>>147788518
It's not rude to give genuine and serious advice.
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>>147788296
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>>147788721
fuck off cloc.
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>>147788721
>Bullying people for their opinions
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>>147789471
Ironic, given you actually use the KSP subreddit.
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>>147789767
no i don't
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>>147789471
>"no bullying" meme is reddit hugbox tier
finally something everyone can agree on.
>>
>>147788518
>>>/r/eddit
>>
Holy shit, I've been out of the loop at work. Shit's happening in Dallas :O
>>
Is it possible to build a ramp in KSP suitable for pointing an aircraft upwards, or will your nose-gear just explode on impact?
>>
>>147790134
Is this yuri?
Don't you live in that area?
>>
>>147789823
https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/2msofk/a_friend_showed_me_4chan_today_and_somehow/
baka desu senpai
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>>147790606
She a cute.
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>>147790497
I live about an hour north of Dallas, by the Oklahoma border. Far enough away that I'm not really affected but still... It sounds like it's major.

4 police officers are dead and 7 others are critically hurt. :(
>>
>Pretending to care
>>
>>147790887
>ywn smack asuka to the floor
>ywn do the exact same thing again if she gets in your face afterwards
>>
Ever notice how weebs only post le cute girls instead of good shit like LotGH?
>>
>>147790887
>:(
Come off it. You don't know any of those people. Stop feigning sadness, this isn't facebook.

Life goes on.
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>>147791208
>ever notice how people i don't like post things i don't like?
poor little autist life must be really hard for you
>>
Dallas is popping off.
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>>147791208
If LoGH were cuter people would post it. But it's not cute and not that well animated and the story is dated.
>>
>>147791338
>conflating correlation and causation
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>>147791429
the end result is still you crying because others aren't conforming to your personal preference
>>
>>147791359
Just say you have shit taste.
>Implying Kaiser Reinhard von Lohengramm of the Lohengramm Dinasty isn't cute as hell.

>>147791554
>Getting buttflustered over a buttflustered guy over a low quality, non handpicked /u/ images
>>
>/kspg/
>2016
>Not loving each other
>>
>>147792195
stop with this circlejerk shit, this has always been the general of autistic arguments
>>
>>147792273
>autists arguing autusticly about other autists.
>>
>>147792195
oh yeah I wanna love scatterhura mazda and baccy so hard
>>
>>147792430
>no hooji

It's like you want to be bullied
>>
>>147792328
>>147792195
>wah they don't want to circlejerk about boring shit with me!
Also, fuck off Cloc, you posted your gecko's cloaca with ill intent.

>>147792430
This, to be honest.
>>
>you will never burn satch alive, starting with gasoline on the feet and ever so slowly moving upwards
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>>147792686
Nah, I posted my gecko enjoying a belly rub.
>>
>>147791554
It was an observation, not crying.

It's a point of interest that people who would generally proclaim interest in an entire area (say, rocketry) only actually care about a subsection of that area (Say, Shuttles.)
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>>147705940
Some kind of airframe attached to a BIG GUN to make it fly? Yeah, some people were VERY pragmatic during Cold War. While everyone was going crazy about superiority and mutual assured destruction, this thing was made to fuck up anyone who didn't have anything remotely resembling anti-air defence. Soviets did a similar Su-25, but it's less memetic, so we shall not talk about it.
>>
>>147792195

>>147686407
>>147717027
>>
>>147792968

>>147788721
>>
>>147792328
>The only person who should be bullied is catraper.
It's funny because Catfucker is one of the few good memefags in this general while your only claim to fame is being able to use a mobile phone to post reptiles.

Beyond your admirable persistence and the things it symbolizes, you're honestly a twat.
>>
>you will never track cloc and yuri's addresses
>you will never take them forcefully with the help of big black men
>you will never take them out of the country on boat
>you will never make cloc and yuri have forced sex in the basement of your house on Isle of Man
>>
>>147793083
L-lewd!
>>
[TW: FACTS]
the only solution to this thread's problems is to just never ever discuss anything even slightly related to the following list:

>ksp
>squad
>space
>>
>>147793068
>i've been called out, better resort to ad-hominem!
as /his/ would say: nod an argumendd :DD
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>>147793074
>animal abuse
>good

No anon.

>>147793083
This really wasn't all that bad until the last part
>>
>>147793162
>le fake stutter meme
manipulative as fuck
>>
>>147793291
It was all good, clocman.

Also, it's not animal abuse, he's not abusing him in any way. Just because you're a retarded lib doesn't mean your judgement is right.
>>
>>147793291
Catfucker is a good poster and cares about this general regardless of what he does to his cat

You're a prick who'd kill it if it meant you could meme about Angry Anon some more.
>>
>>147793083
Now that's just unnecessarily lewd.
>>
cloc's sense of solidarity with yuri is honestly the most pathetic thing i've ever seen desu

then again he backs hillary, so it's unsurprising he has completely unjustified sympathies towards a woman. :^)
>>
>>147793406
Traveling is fun
Boats are fun
Rape is not fun

>>147793449
Don't get me wrong, I like catraper. I just don't like that he rapes his cat.

Additionally, why are you so upset?
>>
>>147793449
Who could have said, a zoophile has a better sense of community than a couple of gays.
Gee,
who
could
have
know.

>>147793478
I like to push things unnecessarily beyond.
>>
>>147793670
Boats are C U T E
>>
>>147793687
>being this mad about friendly posts
>>
Evens, more menecraft.
Odds, start with 1.1.3
>>
>>147793875
Friendly belongs in the biggest meme quotes ever.

Your circlejerk is the antithesis of friendly. It is cruelty and exclusivity wrapped in the clothing of friendliness.

Using friendly words and not calling people retarded cuntfaces doesn't make you friendly when you're still actively excluding them from your little circlejerk.

You want all of the upsides of appearing to be kind and caring with none of the downsides of actually having to be kind and considerate to the worst kinds of autist.
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>>147794146
Do you want to be included angry anon? Is that what this is about?

You're welcome to send me a friend request on steam :^)
>>
>>147794275
Link your steam then :^)
>>
>>147794343
http://steamcommunity.com/id/snekposter
>>
>>147794275
And stay on steam.
>>
>>147794597
>doesn't play videogames
holy fucking shit lol you circlejerking faggot
>>
>Updating in 1799
wtf is this shit
>>
>>147794927
I dont buy pc games :^)
>>
>>147794597
hullo desu
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>>147795296
Hullo
>>
TIME TO GET DRIZZITY DRUNK
>>
>>147796171
Don't overdo yourself again, Yuri.
>>
>>147796171
What do you have tonight, anon?

>>147796383
He's not me.

I do have a nice glass of wine though.
>>
>Rediscover beauty of videogames
>Literally no time to play them all
JUST
>>
>>147795198
Not that you could anyway, being unemployed and all
>>
>>147796690

Rum and coke
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Goodnight kspg
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>>147797529
Mmm. Sounds a bit too hard for my liking. Bet it's good though!

>>147797538
Goodnight kind snek.
>>
>you will never give yuri a drink with roofies

>>147797538
Sleep good, cloacaman.
>>
>>147797538
pls die in your sleep desu
>>
>>147798434
W-why would you do that?
>>
>>147798601
>fake stuttering
manipulative as fuck
>>
>>147798717
Stop bullying :(
>>
>>147799313
Stop trying to manipulate people.
>>
>>147798601
I think you've become my torture target now.
is torturing gays a fetish?
>>
>>147798717
How is fake stuttering manipulative?
If anything it's lame as fuck
>>
Can't sleep. What's the haps?
>>
>>147799513
Stuttering is "cute" because it's involuntary. That lameness makes it cute.

When one type-stutters, it's manipulative because it's attempting to appear cute even though it is now a voluntary action.
>>
Can't believe I messed up my own trip.
>>
>>147799617
When I said it's lame I was referring to the type-stuttering, not the actual voice stuttering
>>
>>147799658
What did you do?
>>
>>147799723
Typo'd here >>147799538
>>
>>147799703
There's a lameness to voice-stuttering too.

Type-Stuttering is an attempt to appear cute, but such an attempt actually reveals a very un-cute personality. Conscious attempts to come across as cute are manipulation.
>>
>>147799658
Would it be unreasonable to ask you to please stop encouraging you-know-who?
>>
>>147799817
Not at all. I kinda just hang out here when I'm bored but I will admit there is some uncool feelings about checking in every two or three months and still seeing homeboy accusing everyone of being me.
>>
>>147799878
You should hang here more often, it's always fun watching the schizo avoiding every argument that comes from you when you use your trip
>>
>>147799878
Well, you're "Adder of nothing" name isn't doing any favors by validating him.

We had a discussion just the other day about how much of the hate directed towards you is unwarranted.
>>
>>147799878
I don't know if you already discussed it here and I missed it, but do you have something to say about the PDtv story? He wasn't very flattering when he was talking about you
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more spess up in this thread
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>>147799960
Point granted.
>>
>>147800057
I did. Not accurate info at all. I was paid well as was everyone else I had contact at all with. I won't go into why he was let go.
>>
>>147801197
Thanks, Max <3

You messed up the trip again.
>>
>>147801372
Yeah I didn't really want to know why he left, I was talking more about what he said about you being friendly on the outside and a cunt behind the mask, or about the way you guys used to set deadlines and such.
>>
>>147801737
I'm not secretly an asshole and I fought to keep him at first so I dunno.
>>
>>147801878
What about the deadlines and crunchtime?
>>
>>147801878
Well, what kind of porn do you like?
>>
>>147801952
Every patch came with like two hellweeks. That's indie development for ya.
>>
>>147802119
Eh..fair enough..

Have you played OpenTTD?
>>
>>147802251
I only dove into it a little cause the thread kept talking about it. It's interesting but I can't keep feeding my queue monster anymore.
>>
>>147802435
Have you tried increasing your autism level?
>>
>>147802503
I got thousands of hours in mobas and mmos, I think I capped it but in another branch of it.
>>
>>147802435
Do you play any Memecraft? :3

Factorio?
>>
>>147802549
I'm gonna try sleeping again, also it's been months now so I'm putting Maxmaps back on everything. Kinda funny in retrospect since I did it to avoid any potential fallout for Squad welp, stuff happened with other peeps.

>>147802637
I did both for a while but currently just enjoying and being horrified by Subnautica. See you guys tomorrow maybe.
>>
>you will never eat spicy dulces with your cuates
>>
>>147801372
>I won't go into why he was let go.
Gay..
>>
FUCKING KSP NIGGER SHIT


>the minute i do something fun and get it to actually work the game crashes
>>
>>147802763
Sweet dreams, Max!

>>147802703
G-gentle. I'm fragile.
>>
>>147802174
>>147802703
>>147803101
take it to steam desu
>>
>>147803151
I don't have steam, silly boy, and I wouldn't make one just to do shitty roleplaying with a lesbian.
>>
>>147803283
take it to flockmod then
>>
>>147803362
I wasn't going to continue it anyway. Sorry.
>>
>>147803678
Aww, that sucks :(

Is she genuinely upset or just doing it for attention?
>>
>>147803916
As in, lifetime long depression which she holds back.
>>
>>147804017
That's a shame. :(

Has she not tried talking to a therapist? If she rejects that then sometimes all she may need is someone to be there for her, to talk to and spend time.
>>
>>147802763
HEY MAX

YOUVE TOTALLY BEEN GONE FOR THREE MONTHS

YOU TOTALLY ARE NOT VIOLATING YOUR NDA

YOU TOOOOOTALLLY HAVENT SPENT EVERY SINGLE DAY ON THIS GODDAMN GENERAL SINCE THE DAY YOU GOT FIRED

YOUR NAME IS OURS NOW. YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER THE SEO

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3

p.s. You're still not welcome here. :^)/spoiler]
>>
There we go
>>
>>147803678
When you say "dealt with" you mean killed, right?
Because that's the only way to deal with it. But I've never done it. and legally I need to add the disclaimer I'm not telling you to do that.

Encourage her to take up drinking
>>
>>147804384
Delete this
>>
>>147804383
Got something to say to me dipshit?
>>
>>147804219
Sorry, yuri. That's not going to happen.

>>147804384
I could tell her to contract me as her hitman to make me kill her ;^)))
Though drinking is not an option, I don't want her to fall deeper.
>>
>>147804576
> I don't want her to fall deeper.
Then you should get her to drink
>>
>>147804550
Someone's got his feelings hurt by a vague post, little bitch?
>>
>>147804576
But why? D:
>>
>>147804669
Someone can only make vague posts like the Cleveland Steamer he is
>>
>>147804883
STAY

M
A
D
>>
>>147804637
Might as well tell me to make her take LSD. What are you getting at with that drinking advice?

>>147804732
Therapists are mostly jews with no empathy. I think the only thing I can give her is my friendship, that's all.
Protip, she's the one who fucked me over.
>>
>>147805028
>What are you getting at with that drinking advice?
Drinking makes you happy and helps you forget your problems.
It is widely practicable in social and enjoyable settings.

It doesn't cure depression but it helps greatly to mitigate it.
>>
>>147805028
Oh :(

Well it's still important for someone struggling with depression to get some kind of social interaction.

Maybe introduce her to someone who you think would get along with her?
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>>147805179
>someone who you think would get along with her?
When you're drunk, that's EVERYONE.
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>>147805028
>She fucked you over
>She is depressed
>You keep feeding her attention and trying to make her feel better

I don't know if you are doing it in the hopes of jumping in her panties again or if you genuinely feel like helping this girl, but you are a massive cuck beta orbiter
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kspg was a mistake
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>>147804948
stop projecting.
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>>147805514
He's just angry that he wasn't on when His Holyness was and now Squad's going to dock his pay.
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>implying 1.0 didnt kill KSP
>implying maxmaps is without blame
>implying maxmaps didnt get booted out on his ass for the cancer he is

The only thing to take away from this evening is that he is STILL FUCKING POSTING HERE

>>147805672
Hi Max. You never did stop posting here, did you?
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Maxmaps Killed KSP
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>>147805838
You're inability to identify me is almost comical.

What? Can't you identify my memes?
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>>147805994
I love how you repeat my memes

Repeat this meme
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>>147806348
You have no memes.

And no reason to be here.
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>>147806419
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>>147806682
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Are KSP airplanes less shit with a joystick?
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>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014

In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.

So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.

What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.

By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.

After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.

And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.

Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
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>>147807073
You don't love anyone. You're an attention whore.

Don't wake up.
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The resources are a metaphor for our illegally embezzled investments.
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>>147805514
Stop using buzzwords you don't know the meaning of
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benis
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>>147807073
Why are you always fucking posting when you wake up and go to bed jesus christ say something new for once
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Look who I found posting on /r/trees!
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Every so often I realize how badly it's all gone wrong and get angry.
FUCK KSP
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>MAN gets outmemed.
>Goes on rampage.
kspg 2016
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>>147807719
Once every last poster here understands that the energies feeding my hatred can be used to fuel an alcubierre drive for milennia, then perhaps I will consider beginning to tone it down.
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>>147808063
Don't worry, we know.
We just don't care.
So you are angry.
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>>147808145
The implication was if you want it to stop, stop baiting.
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>>147808254
So you're saying:
"Don't reply"?
Can do, senpai
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>>147807719
>Max starts posting
>Is re-taught why he stopped in the first place
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>tfw you have contempt for the KSP community, but still get upset they'll never worship you as one of their meme modder heroes
>tfw you're too dumb to make mods and too easily frustrated to make cool craft (and in any case most niches have been taken)
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>>147809347
>learn how to code
>spend months planning, scheduling, budgeting
>write code
>deploy
>"Hey why isnt this working on my iphone emulator"
>"Hey can you add assless chaps to your kerbals please if you dont ill reupload your mod with spyware to spacedock"
>"You want my logs? How about this picture of goatse instead?" btw was that dragon?
>"Squad hotpatched nine hours ago after 4 years of inactivity why isn't this updated?"
>"Holy fuck so Squad goes the extra mile to deploy a second and third hotpatch and the modder cant even update his shit for them what an entitled fuck"
>I would never pay for a mod
>Mods cause all of KSP's problems
>How can I install your mod on my xbox?
and on and on and on and on and on
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>>147809654
almost forgot
>get called a sperg by some fucktwat marketer who couldnt add anything if his mother's life depended on it
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>>147809654
>I would never pay for a mod
Don't think you can sneak that in there you fuck. That's a legitimate position to take. That sort of monetary influx to a community is absolute poison. [Picture of guy who paid $1000 for a YCH on Furaffinity goes here.]

Especially because the model proposed always approaches it ass-backwards (excepting to sell mods directly to users, instead of taking a lump sum payment for your time before the mod is created and then making the mod itself free.)
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>>147809767
Is that any better than a bunch of freeloading mexicans who use the modders' uncompensated labor to perpetuate investment fraud?
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>>147810006
Charging for mods punishes the player, not SQUAD.

If you have a problem with SQUAD you should be using your position as the creator of a popular mod to air it instead.
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>>147810048
You know, not completing the game or fixing basic instabilities despite 5 years and $150m in funding could be considered punishing the player, too.

I'm guessing you think Ferram, Majiir, SirCmpwn and Bac9 are spergs?
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>>147810218
>I'm guessing you think Ferram, Majiir, SirCmpwn and Bac9 are spergs?
I'm not sure how you would directly infer that. My sole contention is charging for mods - every other example statement he gave was a legitimate grievance from the position of a modder.

If they want to charge for mods they'd be Jews, not spergs.
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>>147810278
Yep, alright. I'm gonna go read about dallas for awhile.
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i swear KSP crashes are exponential
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>cleaning lady scheduled to come here
>Gf starts cleaning and tiding things up right before she arrives


Like what the fuck goes into women's brains?
I never ask why she does that, because I already experienced the same thing with my mother and her answer was always something like "so she doesn't think we are dirty", and I'm ready to bet money my gf thinks the same way
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>>147813849
You mean like hating other women but structuring her entire social existence around trying to impress them?

Just wait until "anon give me a baby please" turns into "you pissed this shitter into me, you're gonna pay and care for it"
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>this image hasn't changed since 2014
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>>147814572
Thank god we are both strongly against children and marriage
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Pretty crass, Max.
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>uncool feelings about checking in every two or three months and still seeing homeboy accusing everyone of being me.

I completely understand.

It really sucks when someone takes something you love and have invested a lot of time and money into and ruins it for their own personal gain, doesn't it?
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The only fun I can have in KSP anymore is making seagoing craft.

Unfortunately, I can't figure out how to make boats that look reasonably good but don't capsize at the drop of a hat.
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Shuttle.
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Shittle.
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Skittle.
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a
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Scattle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9CzeCFSZ24
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Slittle Max's neck
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/v/ is excited for KSP PS4 version.
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>>147824791
tell /v/ that they are billy faggots, then post some MAN copypasta.
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ded
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Shill thread designed to trigger here. Prob better to just let it die. /v/ is NOT excited. L is samefagging to try and get people amped up and is failing.

>>344282518
>>344282518
>>344282518

>>344282518
>>344282518
>>344282518

>>344282518
>>344282518
>>344282518
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>constantly try to make cool craft because maybe other people will like them
>don't so much as share screenshots of the few cool thing i've made
>don't have any particularly original ideas anyway.
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>>147827017
whoops

>>>/v/344282518
>>>/v/344282518
>>>/v/344282518
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>>147804334
>tfw I actually used that album in my interview to show how crazy shit got and still managed to keep PR positive.
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>>147828360
Max, I'm curious. Would you be willing to speak off the record about KSP's development?

I have many questions, although I have no structure for asking them so it's mostly an academic question. (i.e. I have no immediate plan to ask those questions if you're willing, since obviously it couldn't be "off the record" here.)
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>>147828508
I don't think there's much I could share about it in private that I wouldn't say publicly. Loved the project, loved people working there, super honored I got to be part of it. It was a wild setup of first time indie devs trying shit and seeing what stuck.
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>>147829003
I know it's a meme, but what happened to resourceS?
Was it dropped for programming reasons, because it was too complicated for the average user, because mods could already do it, or what?
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>>147829003
You're not welcome here. Do you need the Mexican brickface copypasta?
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>>147829181
Ton of work to add complexity to a system at the top of the gameplay experience while we were skinny at the bottom and middle, plus mods were doing a baller job already for the experienced, advanced users who could enjoy it.

>>147829342
Post away bud, it's always good for a laugh.
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>>147829550
Was the 0.25 > 0.90 > 1.0 jump a purely business/marketing decision?

Why was 1.0 so poorly tested that it had to be followed by 2-3 patches almost immediately?
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>>147829342
>He thinks he can threaten anyone over the internet using angry posts as weapons

TOPPITY KEKS
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>>147829830
Ok MAN
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>>147829795
Enough of the roadmap had been fulfilled, so we moved forward. As far as the testing goes, we killed the largest amount of bugs in the history of the game and still we had a bunch go undiscovered. I personally see this as /kspg/'s rage somehow seeping into the code to punish us.
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>>147830261
From a marketing perspective, would 0.90 > 0.95 > 1.0 not have been better?
Even if 0.95 was a purely new-parts announcement or something.

Missing the re-entry heat bug seems somewhat implausible. (Although it did happen, so...) Given how integral coming back into the atmosphere is to the game's core mechanics.

How rigorous is testing anyway? Does it go properly in depth, or is it closer to "Okay, that worked now, it'll work most of the time..." in the kind of ad-hoc way one could expect from unprofessional programmers. (In a purely coding sense of the term, not in general behaviour terms. Basically just using ugly hacks to make things work, etc.)
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>>147830261
so, like 2 bugs?

talk about Sandbox being scope complete in 2013.
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>Get woken up.
>By fireworks.
>In the middle of the day.
>On July 8th.
>While I'm sleeping.
Fucking REEEEEEEEeeeeee
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>>147830951
Fuck off Yuri.
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>>147830514
Maybe would have bene better? We'll never know, I suppose.

Testing was rigorous but I don't feel comfy talking about methodologies and what have you since it wasn't my area of expertise at all.
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>>147831164
Was there a lot of management interference in the direction of the project?
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>>147831164
/kspg/, don't forget what a fucking joke the roadmap and codebase is, what an insult 1.0 was to our intelligence, and what the past year has consisted of

Max, fuckoff or talk about declaring sandbox scope complete. Then fuckoff
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>>147831336
Possibly replace "interference in" with "influence on" if you're not of the view it was detrimental or whatever.
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>>147831028
Now you're just being mean for the sake of being mean.
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>>147831483
>this much anger
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>>147831336
Management mostly let us do our things. They were solid project leads and basically were the adults in the room.

>>147831483
I was promised a mexican brick pasta, step it up senpai.
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>be American leftist
>have no guns
>be living in a country that becomes more of an authoritarian police state by the year
>be surrounded by increasingly militant and increasingly fascist fundies, reactionaries, regular hicks and what have you, that have accumulated literal piles of unregistered, untraceable guns
>keep demanding that guns be banned
Why do they do this?
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>>147831812
Most leftists don't.
Only the loud and idiotic ones do.

I'm fairly left, and I'm fairly happy to hold onto a couple of weapons.
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>>147831812
Because you've already demonstrated the "I need guns to keep government off muh back" argument is fucking hogwash.

The NSA thing should've been the start of an armed insurrection. Instead it was literally fucking nothing.

The government realized you were using gun-grabbing as a shaft canary. They'll keep you on edge but you're never going to lose all muh gunz and so you're never going to do anything about it. Sure, the security services now entirely control the political process thanks to the sheer quantity of data they have on potential candidates, rendering democracy a total sham... but I still have muh colt 45.
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>>147805431
>"le feeding her attention" when she literally never talks about that
>Implying I'm a beta orbiter
Well, I don't like her for one, so I'm sure I'm not orbiting her cunt, asswipe. She's a woman that never confronted her demons, just like any other coward out there probably people here too. I'd rather not have enemies with bad opinions about me while I still can.

>>147831791
Okay, but what about deadlines and project goals? And I think during that time if you all had resorted to more programmers, the code and gameplay right now would have been better.
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>>147832132
When you said she fucked you over I assumed you were talking about a love story that ended badly for you, hence my comment about being an orbiter and clinging to someone that doesn't see you the way you see her
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>>147832132
Calm down Anthony.
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>>147832132
We worked together as a team to define per patch goals and deadlines as well as the more macro side of the dev roadmap.
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>>147832762
I'm defining the scope of your time here to be complete
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>>147832434
FUCK OFF DAVID
AND FUCK YOU TOO RAPHAEL

>>147832762
Interesting. So, what was the real deal with .25 > .90?
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>>147832116
>you
Calm down, anon, I'm a yuropian and a socdem besides.
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>>147832876
Being roughly 90% done with the base roadmap and deciding it'd be a nice way to signal beta.
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It's fun because he keeps crying and trying to impose himself but nobody replies.

Jeez I would pay money to be with his therapist
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>>147833094
Fuck you so much for trying to maintain that was a beta. It doesn't matter. We've all seen what the subreddit is turning into. This last minute damage control will do nothing. You're good at that, aren't you?
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>>147833094
Really? Well, did you have any plans aside from multiplayer to add more aspects to the space program? An interactive science mode? Or just focusing on cleaning the game from bugs?
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Hey Max, I know you read this. I was thinking about everything you've done to the game and I just wanted to let you know that, even though you've taken something beautiful and manipulated it into your own personal agenda while shitting out work a typical slav would call unprofessional, I'm not angry with you.

Because at the end of the day, when you leave for work, you step onto a Mexican street. You walk through Mexican neighborhoods and dodge Mexican bullets. You eat Mexican food and listen to Mexican music. You drive in a Mexican car while you drink Mexican tequila. You live in a crumbling Mexican home decorated with cheap, Mexican furniture.

You speak an unappealing dialect of Mexican. You ogle repulsive Mexican women. Your friends, family, coworkers, casual acquaintances and occasional rivals are all Mexican.

The grease pooling in your armpits, knees and crotch is Mexican. Your lazy, unfocused eyes are Mexican, your disgusting hair and bulbous upper torso only go by two descriptors, "Mexican" and "Wetback"

You will never live this down. You will never know what it means to be from a first world nation. You will forever live in fear of a sinkhole opening up below you, or a cartel's machete slicing through your swollen, distended neck. Perhaps a man drunk on tequila and his own ego will jump the dilapidated sidewalk in his rusted out Chevette and crush you against the cheap Mexican brickface.

Perhaps your end will come another way, but it will be Mexican. Because time will pass. KSP will die off. You will be left with nothing except your jealousy, ruination and your filthy, parasite infested Mexican blood.

>>147834002
What about fixing the basic instability of the midgame and nonexistence of the endgame, or does that metric not impact the number of preorders for this mexican investment scam?
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>>147833776
Why would I do damage control for a project I'm not even part of anymore? Hell, I haven't seen the subreddit in months. Unlike you dude, I'm done with ksp. I'm no longer part of it, just an observer who hangs out here for fun.

>>147834002
We always had a bunch of cool ideas floating around, some made it in, some didn't.

>>147834178
Thank you, no one can say ksp doesn't deliver.
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>>147833094
Hullo max
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>>147834519
Did you get a job?
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>>147835252
of course not, he's a lazy liberal.

and such a stupid one that he's a workshy gibsmedat who went for shillary "kill all white men" clinton instead of bernie "actually a pretty nice guy if incompetent as fuck" sanders
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>>147835345
If I had been registered to vote by the time of the AZ primary I would've voted for memeie Sanders, obviously. As for now it's obvious that Hillary is getting the nomination, and Sanders is expected to give her an endorsement next week.

The focus now should be on not letting a madman get the launch codes :^)
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>>147835636
Richard Nixon had the launch codes you retard. We're all still here.
and better for it, Nixon was great politically even if he was a fucking paranoid madman who violated the law personally.
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>you will never lock a white male in your basement and forcefeed him estrogen and watch his masculinity slowly melt away
>you will never see the despair in her eyes as she realizes there's nothing she can do to change her fate
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>>147835636
Ok but, are you looking for a job or not?
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>>147836106
why would he when he can leech?
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>>147836106
I am. Are you under the impression that I'm not?

Could your anger be blinding you, trying to find the worst in everything?
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>>147836225
Why
>>147836106
So
>>147835801
Angry,
>>147835345
Anon?
>>147835252
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>>147836432
>>147836550
Here he goes again, trying to discredit any post he dislikes with le anger meme.

Bet you any money you want he's still unemployed 4 months from now.
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>>147836637
Why so angry? I'm not even snek, I just think you should stop whining at him to get a job. You're not his mom.
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>>147836637
This could all be avoided if you went to anger management therapy

Who knows when I'll find a job, every job except for the one I had requires a car to get to it. Can't afford a car until I get a job. Can't get a job without a car. Can't get a car without a job. Et cetera.
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>>147836857
I'm not whining at him to get a job (you replied to two people), I'm saying he's not going to do it.
Because he isn't.
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>>147836991
fuckoff L
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>>147834374
>no one can say ksp doesn't deliver

it sure would be a shame if someone launched the narrative that by rushing a clearly still alpha product to full release while revising the goalposts to have it serve a second market that did NOT invest in the game, you committed fraud.

Not to mention all those starving Mexican kids who didn't see a dollar of yours in food or medicine, yet you claim to be an "indie Mexican dev"

It's exploding buildings that ultimately will tie it all together. They were clearly infrastructure to give career a (shitty, backwards) arc so that the game could be declared "done" and the new market approached.

Oh Max. This is so far from over. When we're done, you won't be able to google your mother within seeing the words "adds nothing"
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>>147837459
>starving Mexican kids who didn't see a dollar of yours in food or medicine
That's hardly his problem.
"muh starving nonwhites" is never a good argument
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>>147837525
I just like to plunge the depths of his scumminess. His very nature is that of a malfeasance on all human existence
Oh I have that pasta around somewhere too!
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>>147837459
I meant that no one can say kspg doesn't deliver since the pasta did get posted after all.

You keep doing your thing with the narrative dude, to this day your lying, conspiracies and ranting has not stuck so by all means, tomorrow may be a different day.
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Evens, 15km
Odds, 45km
0, 60km
Prime, 120km

>>147838157
Do you bike, Max?
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>>147838157
>Maxmaps angry about lying
Hit my irony quota for the day
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>>147836960
Weren't you dealing with power steering issues on a truck a lot of time ago?
I always thought you had a car/truck
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>>147837459
>it sure would be a shame if someone launched the narrative that...

Who are you trying to fool? You have been trying to ride that narrative for months and nobody gave a shit
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>>147836960
>Lives in the land of the free
>Can literally buy a shitbox for a couple of hundreds off Craigslist and be done with it
>Says can't afford it, but a shelf for meme robot figurines is perfectly within the budget

Just say you like being a NEET, snek
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>>147841964
>a shelf that costs maybe $50 is comparable to a car that's several thousand, not including maintainence and gas
know how I know you're underage?
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>>147842075
lease a car, divot.
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>>147842075
You don't have any valid excuse not to buy a shitbox while you save for a better car.
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>>147828360
In what ways was that relevant to your interview ? I mean, you were already hired by Squad. What interview do you talk about ?
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>>147842984
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>>147842075
I can go on Craigslist right now and find plenty of cars under $500 and show you how stupid your argument is
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>>147830261
>talking about roadmap
What do you think when people show you this and tell you that your team fucked up the job ? They also assert that thanks to the modders free labor you can sleep well at night.
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>>147843713
Every conversation I've had about Nova's diagram has been positive towards the choices to simplify the system for the base game.

It's also not a great example of why things shouldn't be made public before having the express certainty that everything in them will be done, otherwise you just end up breaking promises.
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>>147844034
Whyyy does clover still randomly remove my trip?
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>>147843641
Find one for $50 and maybe you have a point.
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>>147842075
I'm not going to ask to make a list of all the non-nevessary things you bought since you were fired because you will never say the truth, but I'm sure in the several months of unemployment you could have saved your husband a few hundreds in useless stuff and finance yourself a license and a cheap car.

Go on, call me angry anon now
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Do any of you guys have the webm of the instructors from FS2000 with 9/11 edited into it?

I think it had audio.
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>>147844241
Is the shelf the only thing you bought that wasn't strictly necessary towards surviving, finding a job and being economically independent? Because otherwise the point still stands.
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>>147844241
>50 for a shelf
You're a big fucking meme, cloc.
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Why isn't this general killed already? There's barely any talk about the game
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>>147845430
Don't worry, Snek is doing his best to slowly kill it.

But the Janitor deletes a few of his posts, so he's a Martyr really.
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>>147845565
When did this general become so tense.
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>>147845430
>>147845565
Maybe there's barely any talk about the game because people like you two make posts like these, which aren't talking about the game. Just a thought.
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>>147846031
Yours goes in that category too.
>Maybe there's barely anything to talk about the game
Fixed. There's nothing more to talk about a game that is stagnated.
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>>147845983
When MAN started winning
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Ignore
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>>147846632
Who are you talking about
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>>147846031
>make post about the game
>get memed on by a circlejerker
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what the FUCK did SQUAD do to the fucking LY-01 gear

no matter what i do the physical fucking wheel keeps going outside the covers and the entire thing bounces around like an unmedicated child
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Okay so I have the 1.1.3 .exe installer file and I'm trying to crack it open to get the goodies. I tried renaming it to .zip and extracting it, no dice. I also tried renaming it to .iso and mounting it, also nope. Can I get what I want without a 3rd party program for dissecting .exe files?
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>>147847610
And what is it that you want exactly ? install the game ?
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>>147847682
I'd like to not double click random .exe files. The game runs fine out of a folder on your desktop and does not need an intrusive installer. I mistrust anyone who would create an .exe installer for this game.
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Guess I just have to wait for it to drop on xbone.
I can't wait to break the game with lots of craft, and then demand a refund.
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Hullo again, friends.
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>>147848807
post croggly man-feet
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>>147848807
hi
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>>147845142
>>147844506
fyi >>147844241 isnt snek
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>>147848807
Hullo.

it's clear you don't give a fuck about this general beyond what it does for your ego
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>>147846864
But 'circlejerkers' are the only ones that play kerbal anymore

>>147848807
Hullo! Angry anon is out in force today.
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>>147849420
>circlejerkers' are the only ones that play kerbal anymore
Because everyone who posts KSP without a snake, dyke, cat cock or iranian flag in it gets told to fuck off.
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>>147849531
That's just an exaggeration. Are you new?
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>>147848946
Nah, I'll keep my feet to myself.

>>147849075
Hullo

>>147849163
I love /kspg/, and the community here is important to me. In fact I think I care about /kspg/ more than you do because I'm not striving to turn it into a dungeon of hatred.

>>147849420
Hullo.
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>>147849531
are you referring to the russian person that posted 200 generic ass images, half of them with instagram filters on them to make them look old timey?
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>>147849531
Only boring spammed shitcraft get told to fuck off. Build, launch and post something interesting and you get neutral or positive responses.
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>>147849693
No.

I'm aware it's a meme at this point, but to people who genuinely are new that's not a good sign.

>>147849803
>In fact I think I care about /kspg/ more than you do because I'm not striving to turn it into a dungeon of hatred.
Hate (which isn't actually my motivation at all, it's your spin on critique that is severely mild by imageboard standards.) is much more potent than sheer stagnation via blogposting and avatarfagging with imgur pictures of dykes.

The "community here" that's important to you is a small segment of the avatarfags who'll actually interact with you. That's a community you can easily have (and indeed in part already do have) elsewhere.

>>147849818
I'd actually forgotten that, kek.

>>147849914
>Build, launch and post something interesting and you get neutral or positive responses.
Like a fucking cock made of about 4 parts and probably hyperedited into orbit?

There's very little interesting left to do beyond meme craft along those lines. Oh, you made a 747? It's been done. Shitcraft get to hell.
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>>147849914
Artyom II mission when?
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>>147850259
>and probably hyperedited into orbit?
how fucking DARE you.

i used mechjeb
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>>147850259
I launch every single dickship I make and have never used hyperedit. I launched that /kspg/ weedleaf normally, and that was a bitch. The mockup mun brothels were also pretty tough to get up there.
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>>147849803
>claims to care about the general
>ignores two votes both telling you to fuck off with the /u/ shit.
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>>147850738
Not her, but let's be honest, 80% was just MAN spamming the poll.
Only a maximum of two or three people actually care about Yuri's images, most of us don't give a shit.
inb4 t. Yuri, Angry anon, max.
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>>147851125
Wasn't me. I didn't even vote in that poll
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>>147851125
>80% was just MAN spamming the poll.
that's why there was a second poll with a different verification method (and the same overall result, even if a lower number of votes.)

while ultimately of little consequence (i personally want *yuri* to stay, but cut out the images.) it shows an underlying hypocrisy in the pretence of caring about the general, given she just ignored it outright.
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>>147849803
>dungeon of hatred
who do you think you're talking to? also this has been a dungeon of hatred since resourcegate so we'd prefer if you stopped trying to steamroll our culture
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>>147849803
>dungeon of hatred.
>on 4chan
Lulz is a corruption of LOL. which stands for laugh out loud which is what i just did
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/kspg/ is not a hugbox.
this should be remembered by all users
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>>147851616
Okay, let me twist this to your point of view.

I'm not saying that we shouldn't hate Squad, they have made multiple cunty decisions during development. Now, my argument has been that that falls to the fault of upper management and no the devs, but let's but that aside for now.

You want us to "unite" against Squad, right? Well for us to come together like that you have got to stop breeding the culture of hating other members of this community.

Hate Squad, sure. But not each other.
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>>147852305
It wasn't for me, that's for sure. I got told to fuck off a lot, and as a result I kind of hate everyone here, and that's why I post. I accept this about myself. It's probably also why you post, if you can be honest enough with yourself to admit it.

>>147852574
Fuck off. :^)
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>>147852574
Not MAN:
Some members of this community are actively detrimental, either to the community as a whole (real life) or to MAN's fantasy (example purposes)

Those members must be dispensed with or their behaviours must be altered. You yourself implicitly recognize this because you want the behaviour to stop.

Furthemore you ultimately use "love each other" as a cover for "don't be mean to me and the few users I actively know and care about", i.e. seek a hugbox. This is further re-enforced by the fact you're open to allowing hate of SQUAD, implying that appropriate targets do exist.
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Okay, I'm back from work and I'm tired and want a good thread
Funtime's over, stop flinging shit and get back to normal
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>>147853135
>want a good thread
Better go elsewhere desu
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Evens, Memecraft
Odds, Kerbal
Zero, Elite:Dangerous + VA
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>>147853394
the real reason certain users make use of /kspg/ despite their rare contributions to actual discussion is to post things like this without risking an off topic ban or people replying to it.

this is an observation and not an attack.

furthermore the specific post i reply to may not be an instance of that occurring, it merely spurred the thought.
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>>147853929
>without risking an off topic ban
>in a general that has a history of occasional senselless mod strikes and only still exists because everyone in it can ban evade at a moment's notice
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>>147853929
/kspg/ has always been an off-topic funfest, and that's one of the reasons I love it.

It's been described as a social club before and that's an apt term for it.

But largely we're a community of like-minded people, we discuss space quite often, and we are all interested in science and technology, those are common topics here.
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>>147854239
key word in your post: occasional.
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>>147854539
the difference is that the post i used as an example contains no scope for discussion at all. it's not off-topic fun for the whole community, but a solo roll making use of the post number system for an individual user's solo ends.

i.e. instead of off topic (which it arguably is) within a social scope, it's actually no topic at all.
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>>147852847
Don't forget "her" MANfagging.
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>>147854568
Another key word: everyone
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>>147854914
when you're as likely to be banned for an innocent picture of a shuttle launch as for outright porn on a blue board, you might as well engage in a roll.

it's still less likely than getting banned for the same in a general that bothers to report.
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>>147852847
Of course there are people that shouldn't be liked, but they don't post here.

This rewinds to what I said here: >>147557740.
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>>147855597
The recognition SQUAD management is bad sets out that there exist criteria for badness. I'm too lazy (although I'll probably fucking end up doing it anyway) walking through logical step by step examples of how this naturally leads into ostracising annoying posters who won't fuck off and outright refuse to reform their behaviour.

Ultimately, I reiterate that in your own requests for people to stop attacking one another you recognize this: You want others to alter their behaviour for what is ultimately your benefit even if you believe it would be more broadly beneficial

It's also worth noting that in many cases of the above you've refused to reciprocate while expecting others to alter their behaviour. such as every poster who has told you they don't mind you posting but want you to drop the /u/ pictures.
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>>147856256
How about a compromise?

I will reform my behavior and not post /u/ as much if these pictures stop showing up:

>>147663871 >>147711236 >>147711879 >>147715694 >>147805984 >>147806682 >>147807050 >>147807128 >>147807236 >>147807375 >>147807530

I'm sure that's reasonable.
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>be /kspg/
>hate Max
>be dying on your arse through lack of interest
>then Max posts
>suddenly, life
>activity
>a meaning
>a purpose
>tfw Maxmaps saves /kspg/

Guess he did do something.
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>>147856884
>asking MAN to stop being MAN

Heh..
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>>147857636
He wants something from me, let's see if he can give a little something back.

That's how relationships work.
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>>147856884
Wait, so you are valuing your gay cartoon posts at the same rate as fucking OC /kspg/ classic memes? These hot-off-the-press genuine creations chock full of gritty truth and creamy justice?

You're saying these bother you? Who the fuck ARE you? Do you work for Squad?
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>>147856884
That's not reasonable at all because the assumption MAN is the key force behind the issue is a false one.

A reasonable (and indeed, plainly logical) compromise would be "I'll stop posting /u/ images if you stop attacking me directly"

>>147858056
MAN wants nothing from you.
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>>147856884
>I won't post /u/ as much so long as MAN stops outright
>equating a reduction in quality to complete cessation.
>I'm sure that's reasonable.

jesus fucking christ when i said "ego" i thought i was being overly harsh, not underselling it by a fucking mile.
and i'd like MAN to die in a petrol factory explosion
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>>147858056
Well I'd love if you cut down on the circlejerk too.
I hate to say it, but I suppose i'm siding with the schizo this time.
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>>147858169
I am attacked directly no matter if I post an image or not.

Please see: >>147831028
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>>147858374
Well then maybe you should take his advice.
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>>147858374
Not him: that won't happen again. I did that because "goodnight" was accompanied by a picture at >>147711583 and it was too late to reply to that.

It also demonstrates quite well that you're identifiable without pictures, rendering them completely unnecessary.
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>>147858606
>that won't happen again
if the pictures stop, obviously.
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Fucking hell, spergs. Stop the fighting and post motherfucking space already.
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>>147859173
But I come here to read people bickering.
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yuri answer >>147858114 please
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>>147859173
Did somebody say Shuttle?
Because I think I heard somebody say Shuttle?

Guys
Guys
Did you know?
Seven astronauts in an overpriced payload fairing
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>>147859456
While Yuri demonstrated ridiculous [meme warning] entitlement [/meme warning] in that post, your reaction almost makes it look justified by displaying it in similar levels again.

Please be careful, lest you miss an open goal.
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>>147858114
>>147859456
I'm just someone who wants a comfy thread.

>>147859173
Space.
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>>147859789
>I'm just someone who wants a comfy thread.
Here's an idea then: Instead of /u/, post spess.

In all instances where you'd post an imgur /u/ picture, post a picture of a space related item instead.

Radical, I know. Dangerous, even. But why not give it a try?
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>>147859602
Being paranoid is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. I think you should thank me.
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goodness me. the memeing, MAN-ing, etc continues.

where the fuck is hooj the forum mods miss him

>kspg
>alive
>2016

it all went wrong
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>>147860270
/kspg/ should honestly unite by baiting the fuck out of the forums

so long as we're not retarded enough to let it track back like pus in an abscess.
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Good evening chaps, I see we've gone deep into the critical analysis of the subterfuge at play in /kspg/.

I love it.

Just wanted to add that Yuri showed up during the ONLY two weeks in KSP/Squad's five year history when they were actively soliciting feedback for their scam.

"She" flooded the general with her avatars and disrupted conversation intentionally, acting as if nothing were wrong.

I'm not really sure why we let that pass unheeded.

>>147860369
If we use letters instead of names, it'll drive them even crazier.

Gonna go make some dinner. Cheers loveys
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>>147859602
And what do you mean with your cryptic "open goal" comment? Are you saying that someone who works for Squad posts here, intentionally disrupting the conversation at times seen as crucial to the bank accounts running this show? You're implying that I might miss this person by being too concerned with yuri?
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>>147860512
are the archives back up yet?

i'd like to see that claim substantiated.
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>>147860595
I'll take a look, but then, dinner.
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>>147860562
I mean that Yuri was unreasonable, and that by being equally unreasonable you would miss any opportunity for complaint that would provide.

"Are you valuing your cartoon posts greater than mine? These informational posts?" or something would be reasonable. Referring to your own posts as classic memes isn't an appropriate counter to the genuine silliness of "You stop posting outright, I'll post less often."

It was perhaps a silly comment, given how trivial Yuri probably is in your quest for global justice and Goya's head on a spike.
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>busy, not posting very much for a while
>thread suddenly turns to shit
I might have just been memeing when I said that lack of cat dick is the cause of all the general's problems, but maybe I was on to something
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>your quest
Are you saying he's me?

>>136224767
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/136224767/#q136265542

Btw the weeb imagespam starts here, the day after snek's wedding, and picks up in intensity and yuriflooding through the prerelease, only ceasing when we basically demanded it be toned down.

Here's my theory: Max invented Yuri to break a growing general consensus that was quickly reaching critical mass. Instead of annihilating the prerelease like we should have, we were deadlocked in thread politics. Exactly what Max would want. and before I even see it fuck off with the meds

oh brb neighbor wants something
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>>147861753
it's not a lack of cat dick, it's a lack of good posters

you're one of the few relatively good posters, hence the confusion.
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>>147861803
That theory seems even less plausible than the one I was going to suggest: that Snek and Yuri knew one-another from outside /kspg/ and that's why he's so defensive of her.

And more broadly that Snek brought her here. perhaps she was even the one to give snek KSP, then he found /kspg/ and invited her
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>>147861987
I happen to know that's not correct. I'm not trying to dissuade you, but snek believes Yuri is real because he steam messaged her and her "girlfriend" was there and used their "real names" I do not believe that means she's a real person, but the same logic can be extended to my assertion, so w.e

>>147861803
>>147861803
>>147861803
forgot to mention, this is the very first time spam starts showing up. Before prerelease, not yurispam explicitly and you have to scroll a little past the middle of the thread to see it.

I recommend browsing a few threads after this one to watch it pick up in intensity as the prerelease approached.

also note how fucking on point we were and how close we came to tying it all together.
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>>147861823
I don't know, there's probably a good number of people who'd say I'm one of the worse posters on 4chan
It probably is the cat dick

Ah, if only I had a lewd webm that I haven't already posted a million times
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>>147861823
>good posters
So, anon, what's the criteria for a "good" poster? And do you believe your definition to be universal or subjective?
>>
>Macey Dean is alive.

Well paint me green and call me Bob, I never though it would happen.
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>>147862636
>So, anon, what's the criteria for a "good" poster?
I might come back to this, but I'm going to decline to answer in the short term because there is at least a small grain of arbitrariness to it.

Like nationality. It is on some level arbitrary, but ultimately you can often clearly say whether something is or is not a nation, even if you cannot articulate specifically why.

>And do you believe your definition to be universal or subjective?
That would depend on what definition of "good" I was using.
In the case of a beneficial poster who verifiably improves (or at least does not detract) from posting, a lot of the rules are universal, though at the level of small annoyances it would again become subjective.
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>>147862728
Where's the proofs?
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>>147862874
Do you see how you're speaking honestly, with no filter, no concern, no hesitation? Not worrying about bullshit, politics, drama or intimidation?

THAT is what one might would define as "good" posting.

Having an anon who many called Angry constantly intimidate, disrupt, fracture and shit up the general with low effort memes >being this mad about low effort memes and the constant and unending references to autism lead to circumstances that forced people to be incredibly defensive just to express an opinion here.

The point of /kspg 2016/ was to break up that deadlock and reopen the general to free and arbitrary discussion again.

What wasn't expected was the level of subterfuge and resistance we encountered from multiple layers of Squad, the KSP community, misled billies of the forums defense force and [R E D A C T E D] that would unite against this notion that anyone should be able to say whatever they want here.

It’s fair to say that despite the early year massacres/bloodbaths and the endless avatarflooding and the subject filter and the forums defense force and Maxmaps popping up again magically, we have found a deeper, more diverse and somehow unified voice than ever before. It would be shameful to claim credit for it, because the point was never to do it myself, just to open a window that had been previously been thoroughly sealed shut. A window through which /kspg/ could shine a beam of light onto the insipid rotting carcass of KSP's codebase and future potential.

We're far from through it, hell, there's still 5 months left in 2016, but more importantly, we've begun to wake up from a long and painful slumber, and that's all that was ever desired for /kspg/. Also fuck maxmaps
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>>147864121
>there's still 5 months left in 2016
Oh fuck me. Just a month ago it was January.

That's it, Suicide with immediate effect.
is what I said when this exact thing played out last year
>>
>>147864357
At this time last year we were being pounded into the the ground mercilessly because it was 1.0 and someone decided /kspg/ would spend the release and following 3 months of hotfixes bound and gagged.
>>
>>147861007
I didn't post or make any of the pictures that were quoted. I just like them.
Sorry it took so long, I had to organize my pens.
>>
>being friendly with coworker
>tells me he was up all night playing online poker
>ask him how he did
>hands me $100
>>
>>147865398
You know what you need to do, right?
Gamble it playing poker and become a millionaire.

Luck is exponential and cross-contaminates.
>>
>>147862494
>I recommend browsing a few threads after this one to watch it pick up in intensity as the prerelease approached.
Jesus fucking christ you weren't kidding.
>>
>>147865898
Yeah, Yuri's a plant.
>>
>>147866386
I'm not sure if I'd jump to that conclusion so quickly, but fuck me.

If that's "comfy" then tie my balls to a car battery because that's the last thing we need.
>>
>>147866386
One who tried to get people to stop posting anti-squad images.
>>
Max do you have nothing better to do at work than shitpost on SA? I mean, I'm doing the same fucking thing, but one of us needs to be an actual professional.
>>
Please just leave me alone, alright?

I'll admit that I did end up spamming quite a bit then but I realized that it was stupid and have only posted less and less since then. I don't want thread politics to consume us here.

Please, just let us move past this. I formally apologize for any ill I may have caused here. But I promise I'm no plant by anyone.

I'm going to stop the images completely, starting immediately. All I ask is that this harassment stops.

I'm going offline for a while now, I still do love you all though and this community really is important to me. No matter what you think of me.
>>
>>147867532
ok MAN
>>
>>147867532
>But I promise I'm no plant by anyone.
It must be said that it seems implausible.

And even if you were (getting into a prior assumption here.) it's more likely you'd be a fellow traveller than whatever MAN envisions.

I may make further comments based on historical digging, but I can reassure that at least from a personal standpoint moving forward if nothing comes up I'll have nothing negative to say.
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>>147867608
You want some kind of verification?
Here, Rufus loves you too.

>>147867763
Thank you, I can kinda see the twisted logic based on the coincidence of timing but I never meant any harm.
>>
>>147868205
ok ""MAN""
>>
>>147868205
Get back to work Max.
>>
>>147868205
Fuck off cat rapist
>>
>>147868205
>twisted logic
That's one of Max's favorite phrases
>>
>>147867532
Oh, this is exciting!
Now we can get back to acknowledging that MAN is the worst cancer in the thread.

>>147869171
Fuck, it's like Christmas already.
>>
>>147866883
Free time means dorking around at work. Sometimes I play games, sometimes I shitpost on the net.
>>
>>147869171
>>147869383
Antimanners lost. You guys can fuck off whenever you now.
>>
>>147869171
"""""""'ok """""""'"""""""'"""""""'"""""""'MAN"""""""'"""""""'"""""""'"""""""'"""""""'
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>>147869171
>suddenly turns into the charge of the light brigade
>>
>>147869434
Hey remember when you were hyping 1.1 in August 2015?
>>
>>147869895
Hey remember when you were taking your meds?
>>
>>147869895
Yes I do! Downright nostalgic now.
>>
>>147870175
Oh I bet. So how did that go down? Did someone give you an optimistic projection or what?
>>
Reminder to not feed the schizo
>>
>>147869895
>/kspg/ was actually over-optimistic
>>
>>147870660
It grinds my soul to a powder.
>>
>>147870175
Can you touch on FT's incentivization and whether it was points on the package or otherwise connected to their output in any way?
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Thanks for stopping by Max! Don't let the impending console releases become a reason for you to stick around!
>>
>>147870537
I think we were all overly optimistic maybe.

>>147871372
Wasn't part of that negotiation plus not cool talking business deals in the open.
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>>147871891
Have you fucked your cats yet?
>>
>>147871891
You just did though :^)

One last question. What are your top three regrets?
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>>147871891
Plop.
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>>147872082
In no particular order, to be specific.
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>>147872336
pls m8 take the bloody stickers off.
>>
>tfw no friday night snekstream
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>>147872336
Fuck off. Your just as much of a problem
>>
>>147872913
hey there guy, snek is covered under Blanket Amnesty. You have a problem with him, you have one with me.


>>147872015
>>147870173
>>
>>147872986
>snek
>*s
>>
>>147872986
Well, I think this is the first time someone's ever told me to take my meds
>>
>>147872986
Not him, but why is snek any different?
I'm not in favor of anybody but that just seems unfair.
>>
if a long rant is typed out and deleted, did it ever even exist at all?
>>
Not to alarm anyone, but I'm not seeing the thread's page refresh.

Are we being autosaged?
>>
>>147874119
Look at the number of posts you dingus
>>
Nvm making a new thread, trying to keep it neutral
>>
Last for
KSPG 2016
STOP THE BULLYING
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>>147875941
Suck a dick, dyke
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>>147879013
Not me. I haven't posted since >>147868205

I've been comfy in /mcg/ since then.
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>>147880245
Honestly don't post in the new thread. We're breaking up with you.
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>>147883054
:(

I will give it a cooling period though.

But don't forget I love you! <3
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