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/K S P G/ that game where you send green men into space general

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Consoles soon edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
KSP has been a full release for more than a year now, we are proud of the amazing work the devteam has done to bring us one of the most fun and challenging space games out there.
Despite the long and sometimes troubled alpha/beta period, KSP is now a grown product and it's guaranteed to keep you glued to the screen for hundreds of hours.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Apart from the occasional obscure bug, there is not much to complain about KSP. The game runs smooth as butter.

>What are the devs doing?
Besides upgrading the game to its latest version (1.1.3), the devs have been teaming up with the promising people over at Flying Tiger Entertainmenrt KSP to consoles.
Another major update is in the works (1.2) too, which will bring even more new content to an already impressive feature list.

>Should I buy the game?
Considering the amount of hours of fun you can get from KSP, it's a total bargain. The general consensus here is that there is no reason not to buy this game.
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>Trailer:
https://youtu.be/GkHZpOLkA6Y

>Dev Stream:
twitch.com/ksptv

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>148183783
>Spoiler

FUCK
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>>148183714
Real thread with real image when?

Sage.
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Why does Squad hate us?

Why broken promises?

Why no new planets?

Why is the sugestions box on the site usless and probably not ever read?

Why dosnt a better company take over KSP and buy it from them?

Also how come every time I come to /vg/ after months of not comeing here the people get more and more autistic?

And why is there a faggot who posts snakes and lizards on EVERY board on 4chan?
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>>148184324
I didn't even know there was a suggestion box 2bh
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>>148184409
Fuckoff Max sage
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>>148184324
>And why is there a faggot

you answered the question yourself, anon
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>green men
>only men

Entitled shitlord. MAN, can you please make a new thread that knows how to check it's privilege?
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>>148184552
Can you leave your Angry hate speech by the door, please?
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>>148184618
>Asking things to yourself
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Yuri rapes MAN with a strap-on when?
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>>148184659
hey, I wasn't the one who wrote that first
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>>148184618
I actually had one ready to go and I refreshed and this one popped up. Stealthily done.

In order to maintain Golden Age status, we must abide by our own laws. I believe all duplicate threads to be cancers and those who intentionally make them should be denounced to the group. I will never do it, and those who care about the health of the general should consider avoiding the practice.

>>148184691
Please get fucked. Antimanners are the only group that have rejected Blanket Amnesty so as far as I'm concerned you and your little friend are both outcasts.
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>>148184904
>That autism about blanket amnesty

I bet you don't even know what that means, but most of all, can't provide me with a link to this "massive" group of people that wholeheartedly agreed to it
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>>148183714
>>148183783
fucking hell you dipshit you rushed it so bad you fucked up the previous thread

>>147874505

but you took the time to change the essential spoiler you gaping asshole, Max.
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>>148185108
>He didn't read the whole OP
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>>148185278
Okay, thanks for pointing that out.

Since consoles are releasing tomorrow, we're going to need a new thread. Anybody feel like breaking some laws?
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>>148185505
I nominate snek to mek new thred
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So the other day I was giving a look at the FAQs of 4chan and it reminded me of a question I always had since I started visiting the site:
Why do they put so much emphasis on sage not being a downvote?

I mean, sage is pretty much universally used to post one's dissent towards the thread, the poster or what have you, while not giving it a free bump at the same time.
I can see how sage could be used in cases where you might want to clean up the last few posts of a general after a new one has been created so you don't get two threads in the same page, but that's probably a minority.

So what gives? Why are they insisting on not letting people use sage as a message of dissatisfaction?
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>>148185505
please don't start that shit
who fucking cares about the console port
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>>148185908
I obviously care about this thread not being live when the kotaku press release pr machine paid for with our investments starts firing off randomly like shitty Mexican fireworks.
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>>148037125
I'm still waiting to be quite honest
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Pls respond
>>148185815
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>>148186382
Did you have trouble finding your seat, sir? The Doctor has a lot of patients today.
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>>148186534
Well I am kinda pissed off because I was promised a response by the end of that day.
And I've been ignored for two days and counting
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>>148186701
Sir we understand but unfortunately you technically already saw the Doctor and got your diagnosis so you'll just need to have a seat and when he has some free time you can get a quick follow up, alright?
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>>148186881
No I want to speak with your supervisor right now
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>>148187047
He's on break. I can leave a note by his workstation for you though.
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let's liven it up in here
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>it's a MAN goes full retard and spams the thread so he can make his own as fast as possible episode
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>>148187305
this is not a real thread m8 anything goes
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OH LOOK ITS THE NIGHT OF A SQUAD RELEASE AND THERE'S A JANITOR HERE

JUST LIKE ALL OTHER RELEASES SINCE 2013!

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
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>>148187953
>MAN is spamming the thread
>MAN also brings the janitor in to delete his own spam

Please apply some logic to your shitposts angry anon
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Brief space program update, I'm going to wait until the planet rotates a little more then use that SSTO I almost launched at 750km to restore the science to the KSC.

Until then, I'm not sure.
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>>148188205
It's not that he called janny so he could delete his posts, it's that by spamming he got janny's attention and now everyone will be caught in the crossfire as always.

Typical childish behaviour of someone who can't accept that things don't always go his way
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>>148188449
>>148183714
The Antimanners are DEFINITIVELY ruining this general.
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>>148188449
>Typical childish behaviour of someone who can't accept that things don't always go his way

Said the angry anon without a hint of irony or realization
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>>148186449
>>148185815
It's more of a case for trying to get people to not just post in a thread declaring they saged it. Generally speaking sage's intended purpose is a japan related thing wherein you'd sage your post when responding to an older thread to avoid bumping it all the way back to page 1, when you had something to add but when there's nowhere for the conversation to go/the thread's purpose is basically complete. I don't profess to get the logic behind it personally.

>>148188552
I think the lack of vidya talk is what ruins this generally, to be honest.
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>>148188426
What the hell are you doing?
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>>148188674
Cloc
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>>148188674
>>148188674
Restoring our orbital facility to its proper inclination..
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>>148188964
I meant what's the mission? I don't even know what facility you are referring to
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>>148188663
I can see that being a thing on slow boards maybe? But it looks more like something an actual forum would use, not 4chan.

I just don't get why they insist so much at not calling it a downvote. I mean, people announce sages anyway and it's a common practice by now.

Go figure
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>>148189192
Originally saging was always public.
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>>148189372
Oh didn't know that.

The "not a downvote" policy makes even less sense with public saying then

I guess it hasn't always been like this
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>>148189617
It was mostly because people would post nothing but 'sage' in threads, I think.
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>You will never ever have your own ship and travel while doing menial jobs.
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>ywn create a clone of a satch in a petri dish and graft it back onto the parent satch
>ywn teach the clonesatch to satchpost in /kspg/ while the parentsatch holds the computer steady
>ywn rape the clonesatch in a drunken rage, go too deep and accidentally penetrate the original satch
>ywn see the look on a satch's face when you don't apologize
>ywn force a satch to satchpost in /kspg/ while a putrefying lump of flesh sewn on to her slowly poisons her
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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This is it
Evens, play Idolm@ster SP, all three games.
Odds, watch Idolm@ster shit anime.
0, watch Kantai Collection shit anime.
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Hullo my pretties. <3
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>>148192825
This is atrociously rude o.O
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Looks like we're ded. :(

So let's play more Memecraft. I've started clearing the last of these three islands of taint. This is where my power plant will be going. :3
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>>148195983
Continue.
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>that feel when you won't ever have a pseudo daughter just for one moment
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>>148196546
Progress isn't exactly fast :P

Saw something interesting on the map and went to see but got attacked by something and was poisoned. Luckily I was able to run back to the safety of a biodome.
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>>148197096
Hullo plop. Have you caught them all yet?

>Wand recharging takes a while.
Ree.
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>>148197669
>wand recharging
>tfw the first time you read this you thought yuri was talking about a Hitachi magic wand
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>>148198582
L-lewd
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>>148195074
What part? I thought the meta might have been too much.
I can't just hold back though.
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>>148198625
>tfw no gf to buy a Hitachi magic wasn't for her birthday
life is suffering desu
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>>148198582
magic wands are corded anyways
we don't have sufficient battery technology to make a cordless wand
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ded
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Progress.

Main boiler is built. The engines that provide the power will be on the ledge behind it. Will also need to pipe in intake water.

Yes, I built it first and will build the building around it. Don't bully.
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>>148200546
whats your computer specs
I lag horrifically in MC for some reason
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Will we need to find a shelter from the inexorable horde of console billies?

>>148200546
I don't understand any of the newfangled minecraft stuff, but at least it's not ksp. I just want to build cute towns with friends.
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>>148200669
a

Ignore the core temp reading, I know it's wrong.

>>148200831
Minecraft is comfy. :3 But unbearably boring without mods and there are a ton of really nice ones.
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>>148200831
>>148201265
Yeah, minecraft with a shit ton of mods is autistic as fuck and pretty fun if you're on an mp server
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>>148201265
>But unbearably boring without mods and there are a ton of really nice ones.
Just like KSP.

Also
>83°C
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>>148201265
thats weird, mine is only a bit slower (R7 250X level)
but all the components are way way older so drivers?
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>>148201627
>>83°C
>implying accurate AMD cpu readings
If anything I'm curious about that graphics configuration
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>>148201265
>>148201627
>83°C
the temperature sensors on amd cpus intentionally give distorted ratings
that means that 62°C is dangerously hot, anything above that and the cpu starts seriously throttling
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>>148201556
I play a lot of singleplayer but it can get old without a goal. Right now I'm playing Blightfall which is a HCQ map.

>>148201627
I said ignore it! Speccy reads the wrong temp on some AMD chips but AMD's own software works fine and usually hovers in the low 50s.

>>148201760
There are also mods that improve performance. Optifine and Fastcraft are both very good. Also, minecraft defaults to only 1gb of ram but I have mine cranked up to 8gb.
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>>148201973
I tried every mod possible for speed increases and I can't hit 60 FPS on normal draw distance
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>>148197669
I barely started playing on Sunday, it'll be a while before I catch them all
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>>148202087
:(

I'm sorry to hear that. Although I'm willing to bet your biggest bottleneck is the 6gb of ram. I used to only have 8 before I upgraded my entire mobo a few months ago and I noticed an immediate improvement.

But even before then it wasn't that bad.
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so we've degenerated into a /g/ circlejerk

>>148201760
You'll get big improvements from a CPU and RAM upgrade
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>>148201819
>If anything I'm curious about that graphics configuration

Here you go. :)
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>>148202562
K10 has higher IPC than Kaveri
their only advantage is hitting higher frequencies
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I haven't seen a single damn pokemon in over ten minutes
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>>148203098
>250X + 240
???
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>>148203098
>>148203313
oh wait I get it

top one is the APU and it's showing the vendor as Gigabyte because thats your motherboard
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>>148203267
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>>148203313
The R7 200 series is my extension card.

The other is the APU on the processor.
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>>148203267
>Walking through a park.
>In the dark.
>At midnight.
>While being gay.
You might be able to catch a shanking.
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>>148204068
in the butt?
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>>148204068
I'm prepared :^)

There were a bunch of people there anyway because there's a couple pokestops and a gym in that park.
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>>148204750
is that for the post rape suicide device?
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Really wish it was possible to synthesize tin and copper right now. Shit's rarer than gold or diamonds on this map. :/
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>>148206007
throw items on ground
save and exit
load map again
pick them up
alt f4
load map again
>pic
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>>148206281
>Cheating

Reeeeeee
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>>148206339
cheating requires using external tools or editing

this is an exploit
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>>148206492
>Using exploits to cheat.

Reeeeeee
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>>148206281
I've got this handy thing instead :3
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IT'S ALIVE!!! >:D
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>>148206007
Don't tin and copper spawn at higher z levels in modded memecraft?

N-not that I would know or anything...
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>>148209215
Blightfall changes the generation for it to be super-rare.
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>>148209642
What a crap mod then desu senpai
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>>148210331
It's suppose to be challenging. :)

And if i can manage to get an excavator build and powered on a good ore vein then the issue is solved :D
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>>148210472
What an unfair challenge though.
I'd rather go an entire day with SpaceChem, now that's some real challenge.
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>>148184618
Green women go into the sun.
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>>148210940
It's pretty balanced. There are alien metals that can be used in place of then for use in tools and such. As well as a reputation system to request materials from The Jaded if it gets desperate. Plus Thaumcraft has the transmutation through alchemy.

>>148211589
Delete this.
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>>148211678
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>>148211678
Nah.

>>148211736
Yay.

What are some good puzzle games?
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>>148211862
>What are some good puzzle games?
KSP.
You can sit there and puzzle out "how the fuck did it come to this?"
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>>148211938
Heh.
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>>148193281
>replying to 1 year and 267 day old posts
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>>148211862
I don't tell you how to have F U N.
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>>148211862
Kairo and Antichamber are maximum comfy
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>have to register to download from kerbalx
nice fucking meme you cunts
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Hey
hey
hey
Guess who is driving
Again
For 3 more hours
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Post comfy tracks and images.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J9l3O1jmrg
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>>148213635
>inb4 BLM blocks the freeway
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>>148215067
What's a BLM?
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>>148215056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUKfbgp4p-4
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>>148215190
Bloody Large Meteorite.
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>>148215190
Bernie's Lovable Masters
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Fuck, is PS4 release today?

>>148215349
>attacking Bernie
Enjoy your Hillary.
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>>148215419
Wait, did the dates get announced?
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>>148215494
Someone on the forums is bitching about it not being out in Europe until the 15th and someone's asking if it's out in Canada yet.
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>>148215419
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>>148217405
fug, I didn't even notice it was a shill OP.

no console release dates tho
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>>148215628
>the catcher is a person of color
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>>148217486
Honestly it's the best OP we've had in a while.
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>>148217557
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Reminder to read the spoiler in the OP
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Are external craft editors a thing?

I hate loading KSP and running it fullscreen when all I do is make craft nowadays.
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>>148218852
Nope
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>stayed up all night listening to shitty trap and getting high
>look at time
>past 4:30
fuck
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>>148221063
>Shitty trap.
What were you watching?
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>>148221063
>shitifornia
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>>148221317
no, I live in washington

>>148221278
what?
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>>148221391
Read your own post FAMily.
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>>148221480
not sure I understand, I don't think I was watching anything
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>>148221572
Forget it. I've decided your an idiot.
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>>148221695
k
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For the anon last thread that wanted me to poust village

Ignore the mess at the left, they're demolishing a building.
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>>148222251
>that rock wall with all the rocks lined up
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ded as fug
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Ugh. I fell asleep at my computer and drooled a little. :P

Looks like the sun came up since I last remember too. Prolly a good time to relocate to my comfy bed.
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>>148225373
>Yuri drools in her sleep.
Cute
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>>148225373
but we need more minecraft updates!
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>148225951
cringe
r
I
n
g
e
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>>148226656
Don't mock me.
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>>148228596
Kill yourself
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So is the console version out yet?
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MAN BTFO
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Hey hey what a surprise! Suddenly the custodian remembers how to delete single threads!

Well, now it's confirmed. Now we nuke the thread. He's using moderation to force us to post in this shill thread on the day of the console release.

Max, when this is over, you're going to wish you had just left us alone.
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reminder to ignore false-flagging squad shills
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The janitor is forcing us to use this thread and deleting attempts to burn through it.

/kspg/, you should know the only thing keeping him from stopping his stranglehold is intimidation. If we give in to this obvious corruption, we will not do the one thing that stops him from corrupting our general:

Creating a fuss.

Creating a big massive obvious fuss is custodian poison. That's what has sent him into hiding in the past, and its what will work now.

But I cannot do it alone.

It's time to decide what you care about, /kspg/.

And remember, he can't delete on topic negative posts without jeopardizing his position.
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Max, i want you to know, for all you have done, from the bottom of my hearth... FUCK YOU And the same goes for the other devs too, please pass it on.
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For the still missing devstreams, for all the broken promises, for encouraging the "its not an aplha, all content updates sould be tested internally by retarded monkeys instead of adapting a more open devcycle while ignoring the external retarded monkeys too" midnset in both the devs and in the consumers alike. For compleately ingoring the original fanbase, and changing development priorities with the casual players in mind, most of which wont even be there when the game releases (make no mistake, the core will be gone too), for witholding vital information in the name of "hype" then getting uppity when peolpe start to speculate, all of it resulting in Skunky tier faliures.
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It just boggles my mind how incomeptent a team can be, in all regards of game development.
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To have "we are not announcing anything, because we would have to commit to it" be an acceptable statement form a developer.

Disregarding the fact, that the dilemma can ba solved by a: "we chose to not do this AND HERE IS WHY, AND WHAT IS THE FATE OF THE ABANDONED COPNTENT"
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(note: if not used on every. single. fucking. thing. in every. single. fucking. update.)
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it implies that the devs themselfs have no idea what they will be doing next week, and that is unacceptable when building the !foundations! (this is alpha-development. it dont have to be pretty, it have to WORK, and be able to accept future changes readily, wihtout having to write the whole thing from scracth) of a program.
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Because guess what happens when you just slap shit together in week, fart it to the otherwise already clusterfuck of code, and call it a feature?
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It will run like shit no matter the months of QA testing, be incompatible with any other future "features", and forces you to eventualy redo it from scratch, and try to fit it into the maze of other "features" every single time.
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>>148232945
"development asymtope" my ass!
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>>148233043
Plan your fucking code and development, and maybe you wont have to spend 3/4 of your time doing shit that was supposed to be done years ago!
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>>148233240
No "oh we are in feature lock but instead of sitting on my ass fixing bugs, thus speeding up release, i make an another cool addition!.
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>>148233240
disregard the fact that it wont be tested, and consumes 50% of tzhe games resources, it runs fine in my drugmoney setup, it would be fine on everyones!".
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>>148233459
Do what you are supposed to do, and if you dont know what it is, get together, plan ahead for the next 1,5 year, flesh out feasibility prototypes, then get it done.
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>>148233575
And they already spent so much effort into failed dev sematics, and when they finaly have the groundwork for something that could service most of the userbase, while being a lot of help to the development, they revert to an arcaic setup, that could only be used for a garage project made for 50 people.
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>>148233709
You have rollback, you have patcher, you have numerous dedicated bugtracking sites (forums, and the other bugtracker), you have 30+ dedeicated testers and moderators, who could also moderate said bugreporting channels.
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>>148233873
Its so obvoious: have stable releases every half year, release experimentals every 3 weeks, and keep the ~10 internal close-proximity testers.
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>>148233982
Have tiered, moderated bugreport system: the beginnings will be harsh, but in a couple of weeks the "mekjeb broke fixit" tier posters would be restricted to the fodder channles, while people submitting reliable constroctuve reports would gain acces to the higher tier channels.
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>>148234119
With the ammount of work already gone into the current QA team, this could be a reality, and would be a lot more efficient.
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>>148234529
And its just the thing that come to mind, if i were to "relive" the past 1.5 year, and have an artyom level charlimit, im sure i could list most of squads choices in the "retarded" section, and come up with numerous different, better choices on the spot. Imagine what an actually capeable person could have done! (not me)
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>>148234705
On an another note: when did Artyom last posted, and whne will be posting again?
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half the development time for each incremental update?(more, since it will ALWAYS need hotfixes after a rlesease) fucking NO!
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You have rollback for those who want the more stable version
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>>148234952
(relesead every half year: aprox 3 "big" update: so instead of thesting each big update for 1 month+week hotfixing, you test the stable version for 1,5 months, and spend the saved 2 months for actuial development.),
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>>148235027
and expertimental versions after each github brach passed the internal QA tests (1-2 weeks max). and voiala! you get a fuckton more useful bugreports
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>>148235089
(tiered bugreporting channels, accounts on them tied to game copies, and the current testers/mods are more than enough to sort the users into their "bugreport category", so after the first few weeks the "mekjeb broke fixit" kiddies are easily ignored in the low tiers, and actually useful reports shine bright in the high tiers. have rewards for eliminating-/and penalites for posting- duplicates).
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>>148235324
Is it realy that hard to understand? THE GAME IS IN DEVELOPMENT dont treat every single glitchy placeholder update as the next AAA DLC for thousands of pesos.
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>>148235418
God, cocksuking damnit!

-0.18 i dicked around with docking, but besides the obligatory apollo reenactment, i found that anything worth assembling in orbit could be launched in one piece/be too wobbly to be of use, so the novelty wore off pretty quickly. But no worries, next update will have resources, and finaly have a reason to build ground colonies and refueling stations, a satelite cloud to map kerbin... (most of which i have already done with half assed mods)
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>>148235804
-0.19 Oh, they split it and we got wheels (which mods did better) and reentry effects (with no heat or any connection to actual gameplay). well, they were on holiday break, changed the devcycle, released on steam and its a half update, so the next one will be out even sooner!
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>>148235925
-0.20 oh wow, its fucking nothing after 4 months, only i can launch 3 times now before crashing. well i will wait for 0.21, and for the mods to update, so i can finaly make remotech satnetwork for the kethane/ISA/GPS sats, build extraplanetary launchpads, with miner rovers, like i wanted since fucking 0.18.
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-0.21 wow its still fucking nothing, only the shit dont wiggle themselfs apart, i can launch a whoopin 4 times now, and the loading times only got longer by 20 minutes, what a deal! Now to wait for mods to update and i can finaly play the fucking game properly since more than half a year. I will go to vacation for a few weeks, that should be enough to have everything fixed and mods updated.
-now: most quality game-changing mods are either abandoned for all we know (KAS/ISA/extraplanetary launchpad), or decided its a great time to rework everything (remotech).
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>>148236081
Welp, time to wait for an another 4 months for an official update that adds something compleately fucking useless (finaly i dont have to mess around getting kerbals into their seats in the launchpad, the only thing this feature could be used! FUCKING NOPE), and an another 1 month for the mods that actualy add contetnt to maybe update.
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>>148236227
Just imagine how much all of the crafts on the pic could do with mods like >>44156503. They would all gain purpose, and open up new avenues for soemething to work for. Does any of this required to get into orbit, thus elianating new players? fucking no! so stop catering to casuals, add actual gameplay to the fucking game, and then bother teaching everyone how to use them, while the ones who have the capacity to figure shit out (the ones origianly/for the longest time supporting the game) can play around with the mechanics, uncovering bugs to fix between adding new tutorials/making adjustments.
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>>148236302
Max, i have a gerat idea how to gather useful public bugreports form everyone qualified, with minimal moderation required: turn the leddit audience and its karmawhoring aginst itself!
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>>148236405
-Have the bugreport account be tied to copies of ksp, so sockpupeting is minimalized, and if there is, you get extra revewnue! win-win.(piretafags, i feel your sorrow, but through /kspg/ im sure you can find a proxy)
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>>148236461
Have at least two places for bugreports to go from there: "best quality reported bugs" and "acknowleged reports" in these places each bug should only be presented once (and will be, since they will be passed through the devs/mods, and becouse the commuinty will help filter duplicates.
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>>148236864
-if someone is spamming useless reoprts, or just incapeable of writing a good one, limit how much they can submitt, and/or redirect them to a fodder channel. Heh
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>>148236957
-THE IMPORTANT STUFF: have "karma" or similar system be avarded for good reports, finding and eliminating duplicates, and digging useful reports out from the fodder chanel, and have it penalized for spamming dulpicates and low quality (REALY low uality, like "it broke fixit")/unqualified reports.
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-from there based on the avareage internetuser everyone will want to grind those points, but creating a false account to help in it will be impossible, because its tied to the copy of their game (and if they are dump enough to buy a new one, heh win-win).
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>>148237040
Have rewards for periodic and all time bests, like featuring the top 10 weekly point gainers in the weekly, or have the most succesful guys name in a devcycle listed in the changelog, or have them submit kerbal names.. im sure you guys can figure more out.
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>>148237193
With this system the devs/mods will only have to deal withnew submissions/categorizing mostly at the begining, because the postr quality will be stabilized thanks to the points, and the community will be actively avoiding/hunting for duplicates. It will also give N3X1S a new project once spaceport 2.0 is finished, so he can keep his job, and have more nightmare fueled nights.
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>>148237193
I'm sure there are many flwas and loopholes in this draft,, but its just a skeleton of a system. and if you cant read it fuck you, im still not gone spellcheck my shit
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>>148237349
Next i might ask for wings that arent just antigravity devices, and part connections that are not held together by spit, when squad blessed us with perfect patched conics, because who would want silly things like Lagrangian points or the Interplanetary Transport Network?
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>>148221480
DO YOU REALIZE there's a music genre called TRAP, you RETARD?
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>>148237397
When we we you can choos your crew based on stupidity, and assign them to anywhere on the craft, except to places you realy want, or have 90% of the parts restricted from you until you repeated the same things a 100 times more (cant wait for that!)
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>>148237521
Fuck you max, in the past 4 threads you made 3-5 posts each, totaly unrealted to KSP, ignoring any and all reasonable questions, and answering inane retardness, and when people got bored of that shit, and actualy wanted answers for the normal questcions you disapeared. fuck you.
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>>148237652
So here s a challenge for thee:
-why didnt the devs thought about, or even commented on the "procedural" part generation, and the "welding" of certain parts, as a way to combat bigger partcounts and wobblines from stacked same-type fuel tanks (the main source of wobble)?
-will new parts come with the R&D system (apart from ports
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>>148237652
So here s a challenge for thee:
-why didnt the devs thought about, or even commented on the "procedural" part generation, and the "welding" of certain parts, as a way to combat bigger partcounts and wobblines from stacked same-type fuel tanks (the main source of wobble)?
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>>148221278
>>148221480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_music
For more reference, you uncultured swine.
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>>148237717
>>148237861
-will new parts come with the R&D system (apart from ports from KSPX), or do we realy just goint to get a restricted acces to the current ones.
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>>148237964
-when will the carrers mode deelopment get to the point, that actual gameplay effecting content wil be added? (satelites having a purpose/need an infrastructure, resources, kerbal attitudes actualy meaning shit, being able to influance them, a reason for SPH to exist...)
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-when will a building system rework come, and what will it include? (subassbely, being abel to build "circles" in VAB, not just through docking ports, switching between SPH-VAB symetry, fix for radial bug...)
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>>148238150
-at which point will we get fixes for the gamebreaking faults in the core mechanics (aerodynamics, buoyancy, wobble and physics/collisions in general)? And when will we get the missing core mechanincs (reentry heat, weather, clouds just to name a few)?
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>>148238280
-what happened to devblogs? dont say they dont have time, becouse as far as we know, they dont do jack shit. we know wrong? Then fucking tell us. (no, "progress has been made, but wont tell anything about it becaouse im saving that for the devblog we are not releasing" does not count as telling us) and fucking portion the info, dont release the weekly (thats already done, adn ready for deployment a day before thuesday ofc) and 3 devblogs 30 mins form eachother.
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>>148238352
im sure i missed a fuckton more of my gripes and stupid decisions of squad, but charlimit.

>>45444983
"we want the mechjeb audience"

literaly. They switched focus from adding more "toys" to play with, to making the current ones more "accesible" through a career mode introduction, because people could get "overwhelmed" from all the parts.
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Yes, they ignore adding/polishing features to a game in alpha stage, which alrteady has tutorials, in favor of making a roundabout introduction to half finished mechanincs for new costumers, (ones who knows they are paying for an unfinished game). Thats like dressing/seving raw food ingridents for the customers, who alrady payed and waited 1 hour for the meal, only to take it back to the kitchen and redo everything from scratch again.
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>>45445958
fuck you max you Skunkyloving faggot

Happening in the past 4 weeks (1 of wich was vacation) as far as we know from the informative weeklies:
-Harv: actual gameplay influencing thing
-N3X: unpaid maintreanace guy
-Romfarer: a single fucking GUI element with clickeable nodes. might as well be a powerpoint presentation with hyperlinks
-C7: still (after 2 months) fixing the fuckup that is the new SAS, and finding new things to blame on unity, like being stupid enough to have at least 2 screen loaded into memory.
-aLeXmOrA: working on a launcher, or an another patcher or whatthefuck, but garanted it will shit itself whenever one would want to use it. Just outsource that shit, if you guys couldnt make it work the past 3 years, it wont change now. And you have steam.
-Mu: working on something, a modder done in a week, while equating ingame icons to engine switches. hard work.
-DanRosas: dude makes good animations, if we get one the next update, he can jerk off for all i care.
-Ted: helping install mecjeb to the QA team, and bathing in praise whoever can actualy reach orbit.
-Artyom: R&D facility, easter eggs, island base, cure for cancer, salvation of mankind
-claria: ???
-Skunky: ???
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>>148238878
4 fucking weeks. not a single picture, apart forma scketch from based artyom. not a single devblog. and sure as fuck not a sinfgle "juicy weekly". You have failed us. Completely, and Utterly.
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>>45569097
fuck you max.
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>>148239024
we just state what we see: a fucking mess of a game with gamebreaking bugs persiting for years, and no actual gameplay development for severel updates in a row.
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Dont like that? Dont do that. We dont know eough?Tthen fucking tell us.
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Its that simple.
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All this shit started when the sosecret shit after 0.18 ended in a half update taking 4 months, with the other half never coming (finished reentry heat, and resources among other things).
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The end is nigh.
Post end songs, preferably not your edgy 2000s alternative or punk rock, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
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>>148239304
And dont tell me its differtent now: no devstreams, 1 month in the currrent development and we know jack shit about it, apart from its R&D (that could be anything from the current mission controler mod, to xcom style research, to locking out of parts, or just being an another uselsess cog like the creeww managnment. we know JACK SHIT about it) and a new screen behind the crew managment window, that has no fucking purpose, and certeanliy not as much weight as guys give it. Thats it. after 4 weeklies. Fuck you.
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>>148239482
I think we scared Max and Ted away in record time with concentrated, justified annoyance of the current situation, with abso-fucking-lutely zero hype about the thing thats the rason of it all.
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>>148239554
Good job Max, it sure as fuck worth pulling the same shit AGAIN after 0.19. Now all that remains is waiting 3 more months for a bugy release with a single new building, with R&D cut out, "because it will be in the next updeate", only to never to be heard of again.
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>>148239615
Then laugh as the sheep retards who arrived after 0.19 (because most of the people who arrived before it is already giving 0 fucks about ksp thanks to its "hype machine") get fed up with this shit, and voilala! Noone left to wait for you to fuck up a third time.
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>>148239701
Not the casuals you changed dev.direction for, becasue leddit will announce you as the xth coming of satan, not the "veterans", you guys shat on for attracting more of the above, because you know... even now in the procces of shitting on them.
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>>148239851
Not the "niche" audiance that was the starter base of the game because they left loooooooooooooooooong ago for obvious reasons.
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>>148239904
But by all means, continue "building hype" for the next big thing that Skunky and/or other unavoidable circumstances will fuck up AGAIN (hey guys we have guy from NASA on stream! "um... no, i just make coffe at a company that makes lenses for cameras, some of which gets used in the shittyer satelites).
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>>148239985
I eagerly wait streams/recodrings of socringeworthy, so akward situations even /v/ would look an alpha male compared to it
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>not do things he's specifically told not to do

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Maxmaps !!O1zlP6nj1Ko 09/02/13(Mon)01:32 UTC+2 No.46814506
Replies: >>46814608 >>46814641 >>46814643 >>46814661 >>46814664 >>46815279 >>46816103 >>46818056

Intro, 20 minute community interview with big name modder or community person hullo, break, 20 minute dev interview. Probably can prerecord both for quality control to avoid KSPTV launch conditions, and have both dev and community person on twitch chat for answering questions from community while prerecorded segments run. Incentivizes viewership. This can totally work.
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The hot summers you are so annoyed with? Yeah, you will remeber them as mild springs, hunching over syntetic shit made out of your dead realtives in a godforsaken bunker, while the only children you are allowed to have is in the procces of pillaging a nearby village for their 10 gallons of drinkeable water, choking on hydrogen sulfide produced by the bloom of aerobic bacterias thanks to the oceans being a dark, freezing, oxygenless stagnant poodles.
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Why? Because thanks to having 700.000 years worth of carbondioxide dumped into our atmosphere in only 200 years, earth got a little hot, thus the thermohelic circulation shut down: temperature diffenrecies across the planet went to extreme levels with the smoothing ocean currents stopping altogether. Carbon disolved in the water lowered its ph, killing everything in the bottom of the foodchain, while we also fucked up the surface ecosystems with overloading it with nitrogen, phosphor and other critical things, then killing everything that coud actualy remove those from ciculations. The rest is taken care by extreme heats and colds, drasticaly changed atmosphere composition, rising sealevels, lack of crucial functions in the biosphere thanks to them being fucking dead, and so on...
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That is what waits in our future, not some daydream about exploring space. Its the last remnants of the human race desperately trying to unfuck their world, while slowly dying a misereable, pathetic death in their own filth. The earth, and life on it will go on and start anew, make no mistake, only we wont be there to shit on it. And you never got the chance to play 0.22
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>>148240331
Sure, to make this wolrd sustaineable, we have to regultae birthrates: every human has the right to birth 2-3 (depending on current death rates) children. after that their gen sample (sperm and egg) is taken as backups and they are sterilized. They can have an a anotehr "made" from backups if all thier offsprings die.
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>>148240418
Now that we know for sure ammount of the currently alive people, we nkow how much food they need to survive, thus we can calibrate our curent food producing capabilities to produce that ammount plusa bit more, with these facilites being distributed aroudn the globe to accomodate the popuus density.
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>>148240459
Now we know how many people there are, how many food needs to be made, and how many people that porcces needs to employ. In hte same vein, we can determine the "basic material right" for everyone: an x sized all equipped home, furnitures, electronics, internet etc.... And we can make globally that production capability, with their required people of workers.
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>>148240525
If we end up with more jobs than people, we can either reduce workload on current workers, (like 5 shifts a day), or if too few workers, we relax the "basic material rights", until we develop tech to make it possible.
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>>148240612
There, a system where everyone has the same stuff, with little wasteful surplus.
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>>148240612
Imagine: have two struts docked with 2 dockinports on each side, with 12 small relay satelites crafted onto them. The carrier arrives to a system, the small crafts pick off 1-1 sateslites, and deploy them in their desired orbits around the planet and moons, return, refuel, repeat.
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>>148240803
Meanwhile an extraplanetary-launchpad stayle one use base is deployed form the carrier with the accompanying rovers (as well as 1-2 bigger miner-rovers on the moons).
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>>148240943
The base sets up, launches a replica of the the base, a new set of "satelite struts", rovers, and fuel into orbit, the carrier with the aid of the small fighters collects these bits, reasembles itself, and goes onto the next system.
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and realy lets look back. after 2 moths of 0.18 we had:
-reentry with damage and effetcs requiring a heatshield
-rover wheels with more felxibility then the current ones
-ASAS, gimbalss and RCS optimalization
-launchtower remover
-pretty much all the "new" stock parts only as mods.
-crew manifest (i think)

and thats pretty much all the contetn squad added this past 9 months excluding flags. But wait, we had superior mods for stuff they are onl yplanning at this point!
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>>148241038
-Kethane resources
-remotech relays
-ISA mapping
-aerodynamics fix (sorta)
-subassembly
-mission controler
-fairings
-life support

and the list goes on
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>>148241092
Here, have a list. Look up for some replies to points made earlier. Gonna screencap this when it's posted so we can shove this to your face later on.
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>>148241167
>Can be done without the usual fuck-ups tier
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CONICS MODE IN OPTIONS SCREEN ALREADY JESUS FUCK
Plane Parts overhaul
Missing IVAs and cockpits
Balance pass (MK2 plane vs MK1 plane hulls)
partModule code fixes for Landing gear, Control Surface and Wings
Filling the gaps in stock partset. Not just the whole KSPX either.
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>>148241223
>Gonna need some coding tier
Root part system overhaul, both for building and for editing via .craft
EdToolsRedux made stock
Moving crew intra-vehicle
Navball overhaul
More instrumentation, especially IVA, but for HUD too.
Vehicle Editor overhaul
Part sorting, search-by-name
Sort-by-time-created/modified/name on craft loading screen
The stupid-ass fuel consumption ratio in atmospheres. Thrust should vary with atmospheric pressure, not fuel consumption.
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>Sounds tier.
Fix the stutter, crackling, map view sound bug, lack of variety
Add tyre squeal on touchdowns
Exiting and entering EVA should have some sort of sound cue.
Footsteps, collision, jetpack sounds
Landing gear, solar panel, sensors etc sounds (in atmo)
RCS sounds in atmo
Skidding and other light, continious damage sounds. Scraping a tail on the runway for example.
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>>148241316
>Unity not us tier
Aerodynamics overhaul
Planetary API
APIs in general, really
Terrain scatter collision mesh (Rocks on planets should be solid)
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>>148241404
Anything I missed?

wobble
reentryŰ

Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu x100
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"Boy, this kerbal game is fun and still in development? wow, will go to its website and see what has been done lately!"
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>>148241548
-last devblog made by actual developer, not status reports from maintenace guys, or other non development related crap like polls or betatest applications: none in the past month or so becasue from the the latest 5 featured on the forum frontpage, dating back to aug. 2nd, none of it is.
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>>148241665
"wow they have weekly reports, lets lloook at them"
combined infromation from the past 5 featured weeklys:
-Harvester: "not much because PAX", "currently at PAX" "recovering from PAX" (no PAX related inforation can be found on the entire website). "write a cool system to output results of science experiments" "working on the UI for displaying the experiment results." " Creating a new dialog to display results of experiments" "Added a system to allow experiments to output different results based on where you are on the planet "(basicaly the same basic thing still not done in a span of 5 weeks), and only ideas hinted at transmition.
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>>148242062
i could combine the others as well, but it would be the same, only C7 would only get a "lelsecret" tag, Mu an "mad optimlazitaion like not using the fucking hamachi network adappters for texture loading" Ted an "leltesting" N3x "fuck servers" Rob: "5 weeks of work for a fucking UI background and 30 icons" Macro: "lellauncher toitaly not like our patcher that after 1,5 years of development still shits itself if more than 10 people tries to use it" and Dan. "animating"
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All of this accompanied by a whooping 6 pictures, 5 made by artyom.

announcment thread: only advertisments for KSPTV.

"hey, the have their own twitrch channel lests check it out!"
-autistic shuttles everywhere
"oh, they have blocks with the actual devs!"
-20min of yutuber jerkoff, followed by 5 min of technical faliure, then 20 min of devs not saying a single fucking new thing from the updates.

Hype machine Max edition.
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>>148242234
Quick tips to improve the situation:
-add a week of devtime dedicated to writing the devblogs. If a week is not enough to have evryone on the team write a 10 paged essay on what they are/about to work on in the next 2 monhts, then let it be 2 weeks.
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>>148242303
-Have the weeklies gather ALL released information from all mediums. SA, leddit, /kspg/, forums, youtube, your moms brothel... Any word that came out of the developers mounth that appeard somwhere on the internet should be featured/repeated on the weeklies with a fucking fanfare. On top of providing actual statusreports from the devs, maybe them referencing which part of the !!!!previously detalied devplan for the current update!!!! they are at, where they got stuck, or what changed.
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>>148242380
-If a change on anything previously said/mentioned, even if its just a trivial reference, should be almost immediately -but at the lates in the weeklies- announced, calrified with reasons given. This should halt any speculation, and prevent "you promised us" shit.
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>>148242449
-If you dont want to tell us something then dont fucking tell it, hint at it, tease it, blurp it out without clarification. Its not building hype, it just seems you guys are trying to get away with not doing jack shit by refering it as "lelsecret".
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Ok, MAN. It's all fun and games, but can you really explain how to do an a half press?
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RIP HARV NEVER 4GET
YOU WERE THE BEST OF US

So i will just hate Harvester now for giving us a taste of his vision of a fun, imaginitive and fairly complex, semi realistic spaceprogram sim; Only to years later, (and after everyone who was interested in this direction already forked out the cash), reveal that the entirety of that that vision was a medicore explosionsimulatro wich is content on doing everything half assed, and fears to put up anything more challenging than picking your nose, because the crowd who would be interested in this interpretation is yet to pay for it.
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>>148242592
Simple, you hold it down.

Now, where's my new thread? It's the only way this will stop. And don't think I won't loop.

You have 15 minutes to work out how you want this to go down.

Go,
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>>148242769
>69 get
Lewd. Also, no thread for you, simply because this was done first and this is the only one we need. Luckily for you, people don't see the OP too often.
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>>148242602

and those are just the one that came to my mind, But the solution is easy:
Its a regulary updated alpha game, the perfect setup to experiment with anything. So just make parwelding into the game. If it doesnt work, take it out the next update. If it does, keep it. Thats how we got the current sytem: Harc diabled in-ship collisions, and adjusted the collider limits, to see if it would help. Even if you have to scrap it, im sure 70% of the used coding could be used elswehe that you guys didnt thought of, so its not a waste of time. (like instead of having two states of crafts: packaged and invisible/unpakced and fully simultaed, have 3: With the new on being converetd to a sinlge part, thus saving on physics simulations, but allowing it to be displayed in all of its glory, until you dock/swtich to it)
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Actualy, mention that last part to harv, im interested if it would make any difference.

>>50209641
-The game is in development, and will be for quite a long tome (you said it yourself in the past), so adding the final layer of paint thats supposed to frame everything together (carreer mode) when half of the game is missing or half-implemented (reentry, aerodynamics, water, buildsystem, plane parts, half the planets/other half missing... they are all half implemented features dont even try to deny that, and on top of that comes the missing stuff: resources, weather, surface variation, money, research, satelite systems, tech tree....) means that when adding the missing stuff, the "painting" it WILL break, requiring a substantial rework.
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>>148244283
(like how everything has been done, and being currnently done. "modular planning" only goes so far, squadds track record in this department has been abyssal, and i can and will bring you examples of Squad messing this up if you try to deny it)

-"but top heavy and new players":
a) Dont market it as a finsihed product. Its not, and puts players in the wrong midnset
b) You have an extensive scenario sytsem that allows for tutorials, and "restricted sandboxes" that would do much more to new players than the currently planned career mode.
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>>148244368
Hell, your precious carreer mode could be emulated right now with with it, with only 1/10 of the effort. It can restrict parts, link to other scenarios, start players on prebuilt ship on predefined places with predefined conditions, and can provide instructions, even delay them, or tiue them to triggers, so it wouldnt appear unless the player is compleately stumped,or asks for it, so it does not hinder experimenting. Why squad didnt do this is beyond me.
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>>148222251
Where is this?
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>>148244471
And there you have it, every point you can make in favor of the current development direction has been proven objectively wrong in the above few lines. If you can come up with somthing that i missed and would still justify it, please tell me, and i willl prove that wrog too, though i know you will ignore this post.

Have a nice day!
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>>148244626
Not really dude. That post makes a lot of unfounded assumptions about our dev cycles and what would and would not break. Also the game isn't marketed as a finished product, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try and have a more comprehensive and smooth experience for beginners. KSPG is a pretty unique and very niche pool of players, so I hope some of you can see that just taking your word as gospel would be irresponsible.
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>lot of unfounded assumptions about our dev cycles and what would and would not break
Build system will be redone that will break crafts, period. Aerodynamics will be redone, thus the current planeparts will break thus needing a rework. reentry heat will be added, so all part tolerance, thus the parts themselfs will have to be redone, as well as the overheating mechanics, so an another round. Water wil be redone, so bouyancy->another all part rework. New plantes will be added/ current ones modified-> "avaliabvle science" changes->tech tree nedds rebalancing, and so on, so on.... These are facts, not assumptions.
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>>148244848
>The game isn't marketed as a finished product
"Squad is not under any obligation to release any updates, expansions or titles at any time. Each release may very well be the last one"
https://kerbalspaceprogram.com/terms.php
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>>148244914
>doesn't mean we shouldn't try and have a more comprehensive and smooth experience for beginners.
You already have a scenario system as mentioned, and using that would solve ALL current and future problems that WILL come with career mode. Like how it still doesnt explaing how the navball works, whats the indicators on it mean, how an orbit work, what limits in the game are intended and what are enngine limitaions, and so on. A new player hgas problem with these things, and not with the fact that there are 7 engines, 6 of which prefectly viable in most situations (dont know the exact numbtes, but you get the point), and career mode does jack shit in this regard. So no, you are not being beginner friendly.
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>>148244981
>KSPG is a pretty unique and very niche pool of players
Yet you pander to a broad call of duty crowd in every way.
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>>148245080
>taking your word as gospel would be irresponsible.
Yes it would. Ignoring facts is even more irresponsible, and contradicting yourselfs on a weekly basis is being a spinless faggots that ingores those who paid for a promise of a game, to make something differnet so they can get the others money as well.
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>>148245287
Reminder: make a forum account now, and post enough so you are free to post when the update comes out. Editors note: don't play into their system. Take the conversation where it can't be controlled.

Then, 2 hours later, post (with proof) that its unaccapteable to have "career mode" cleared in 3 fucking launches, and its insulting to anyone who paid money for it, that Squads deemed that THIS would be apropriate challenge for our inteligance levels, and that it would keep us occupied for 2 more months.
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Dont forget to mention the lack of info provided during the third (i think) longest development cycle in squads history, in contrast to previous cases, and note the complete lack of any official info from PAX or Unite shared with the forum community, apart from Squads participations in them.
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>>148245513
Feel free to include the ineviteable gamebreaking bugs you found in your brief gametime, that somehow slipped by the 2,5 months of active testing by a "dedicated testing team".
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>>148245597
Make no mention of mechjeb, be polite, break no rules, try to keeep it in as few threads as possible (as they will be locked) and immideately screencap it, so you will have evidence when it gets deleted as "trolling".

Happy launching, and have a nice day!
-ARRRRRRRR
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yes, our suggestiois for including actual tutorials that explain basinc orbital mechanics and navball usage, the plea to fix wobble, to rework the ancient and buggy work system, to allow for more freedom in rocket buildings, to have optional goals in the game, to have planes obey the rules of the most basic aerodynamic principles that everyone who made foldedpaperplanes understand isntead of a bizarre and unreal ruleset, to have water and athmosphere that behaves as expected rether than having floating steel griders and jello that slows any craft form interplanetary speeds to sub supersonic without any aid or parachutes, to have a game made in 2013 utilize more than 20% of the grapichs card, and not exceed the limit of the 32bit architecture in case of RAM handleing without at least providing a 64 bit version...
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>>50558959
Answer me this, if the game is "top heavy" why didnt you guys add a comprehensive tutorial using the scenariosystem, that would introduce new players to the basics of the interface, build system, the basics of orbital mechanics, and an explanation of all major part roles (ex: engines: whats thrust, whats vectoring, whats ISP, what purtpose they have, what engines fit which avarage situations...), all modular, so player can pick what they are stumped about, and learn about them, whiule they can fifure out what they want in their own peace.
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>>148245793
The career mode/tech tree was meant for new plaers, takes 5times as much work, and solves NONE of the above issues your avarage new player have, so why go with that?

You guys contradicetd yourselfes, because the tech tree just adds something to new players, that REQUIRES them to know how to build, use the navballl, the right click menus... without explaning them. So instead of easing them into know how to get into orbit, they have to fiugure out how to do since.
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in contrast and for the sake of example resources would only need to be botheredwith, once the player want to bother with it, while with the the tech tree, they first have to figure out how to research stuff. If you think players can do that, why dont you trust them to handle 7 extra parts in their parts list?
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>>148245916
TL;DR:Seriously, answer me this:
-why weasnt an "ease in experience" that was supposed to be career mode, wasnt created with the already existing scenario sytem, that would fill this role infenitely better
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>flying cockroach
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>>148245976
-requiring science to begathered before even orbit can be achieved introduces new mechaninc to be learned to the beginning of the lurning curve, making it "harder", while all other option would do so in the end. This is a fact, and the exact opposite Squad has been preaching and using as an excuse. Why?
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A new ieda: Have progress reports on the github branches, and not on the update itself. In fact, since (almost) everything is done by the branches (development and testing) the onl ything an update would need is to commit the branches, and have 1-2week of testing of it (experimentals).
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>>148246156
Having this format would meen that you dont need to make promises/teases about what features will be in the next update, you guys just tell us whats in the works, how does it stand so far, and why was the thing had to be cancelled/redone from sratch. Since you guys didnt say it would be in the net update, no need to make excuses, and lashback woulodnt be nearly as bad, but we would still know what you guys have been working on, and even have votes on what branhces (once they erach 40% completion) to focus more effort, or give feedback early in development.
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>>148246308
I could dance around it some more and you still wouldnt get most likely what i mean, by try to please.

TL;DR: (kinda): Have bgithubbrances revealed to teh community, and dont say which one will be in the next update, or when it will be. Just say: how far they are into development or are they competeadready to commit or not. next post will have an example.
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for example:
-reeentry heat (20%): not our priority, but we prototyped it and it works though it needs optionalization and balancing. Give us an idea: should it include heatshield parts, or all prats have an inane heatresistance?....
-money system (70%): been working on it since the start of carrrer mode but some things are under testing. tell us what you would like more: 1)money based on reputation 2)money for comissions 3) other:
-EVA toolset(50%): our previous implentation was too resources intesive so we are looking at new ways, but may use this one. further works pending since a mod is doing a adaquate job of this.
-resources(5%) since we switched prioritys to career mode this has been pushed back once thats finsihed.
-new buildings (100%) Artyom outdid himself, and we are done developing testing this bracnh in its own, its ready to commit for the next update
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>>148246398
And say every 2 months, or when 2-3 branch is doen you guys just announce that a 'commit' has started. All resources are poured into testing and fixing, and when thats done (shouldnt take longer than current experimentals if you guys said the truth) we get an update.
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>>148246502
>>51564040
seriously tutorials should be just a "challenge" mode to get the highest you can. It records your best, and congratulates you every time you beat that. When you get to- or above 70k, a massage pops up: "Did you know you are now officialy in space?" when they get to 150km an another massage "try pointing to the right (90 on the navball) when you are 70km high" with a merker appearing on the navball for all subsequent launches form then on, like the one you have, when a manuver node is set. If the they cant take the hint, then the game should unsitnstall.
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>>148246572
But this alone should be enough to guide most people into how to build viable rockets (its easier to just have "go up" as the objective at the beginning and easier to gauge the succes of rocket desings), and then nudge the players in the direction on how orbits works. From there, they can figure out the rest, and make horribly inefficient but workeable rockets (i made it to Duna and back before i started using gravity turns, so i just "went up, and turned right")
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Temporary Pause

IS THIS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?


http://www.squadrecordings.com

http://www.squadrecordings.com

http://www.squadrecordings.com

EST. 2013
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>>148246014
Wrong gif
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>>148247174
oh shit nigger
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It happens every time

I think "oh, i'll do a nice little thing in KSP"

by the end i'm in despair, shouting and angry because it just won't fucking work. nothing fucking works. this horrible shitty fucking nightmare game

the simplest of tasks become nightmares. KSP is an implementation of dystopia

something as simple as building a fucking house or a boat turn into labyrinthine tasks where parts won't connect properly, or wheels randomly stop working, or things just suddenly explode for no reason

all i fucking want is to make nice things. all squad wants is to make me suffer.
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>Retards make a pokemon general
>When there's a fucking board for them
When will it end?
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>>148249145
>When will it end?
For you? When Hillary Clinton becomes president of the USA and genocides everything nice.
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>>148249418
Do you see how you're discouraging anons from speaking honestly, with no filter, no concern, no hesitation? Not worrying about bullshit, politics, drama or intimidation?

THAT is what one might would define as "good" posting.

Having an anon who many called Angry constantly intimidate, disrupt, fracture and shit up the general with low effort memes >being this mad about low effort memes and the constant and unending references to autism lead to circumstances that forced people to be incredibly defensive just to express an opinion here.

The point of /kspg 2016/ was to break up that deadlock and reopen the general to free and arbitrary discussion again.

What wasn't expected was the level of subterfuge and resistance we encountered from multiple layers of Squad, the KSP community, misled billies of the forums defense force and [R E D A C T E D] that would unite against this notion that anyone should be able to say whatever they want here.

It’s fair to say that despite the early year massacres/bloodbaths and the endless avatarflooding and the subject filter and the forums defense force and Maxmaps popping up again magically, we have found a deeper, more diverse and somehow unified voice than ever before. It would be shameful to claim credit for it, because the point was never to do it myself, just to open a window that had been previously been thoroughly sealed shut. A window through which /kspg/ could shine a beam of light onto the insipid rotting carcass of KSP's codebase and future potential.

We're far from through it, hell, there's still 5 months left in 2016, but more importantly, we've begun to wake up from a long and painful slumber, and that's all that was ever desired for /kspg/. Also fuck maxmaps
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>>148249784
>how to be counter productive
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>>148251148
I miss Max too ; _ ;
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>>148251457
You know who I meant!
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Its out on ps4 now right?
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>>148251534
Our lord and savior?
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>>148251534
Play Group B, faggot.
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Reminder to laugh at this fag.

>>148221480
>>148221695
>>148221278
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>>148251921
>>148249784
Leave the hate speech at the door, Angry Anon.
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>>148252126
>Not calling out the retards on their bullshit
Come on, he was so confident that the other guy was talking about boys with tits.
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>>148252272
we have bigger fish to fry at the moment, anon...
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devbotes when
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>>148252126
Also he tried to ridicule an anon by telling him he was an idiot. Even though he was THE idiot.
That triggered me to be honest.
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The Pad Overseer is handing out rangescans

Max must be getting really mad

:^)
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Reminder that drama makes perfectly good anons leave generals
Reminder that newMAN is currently the biggest drama producer in the thread
Reminder that people leaving generals is what kills them
Reminder that newMAN is killing /kspg/
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Posting in decidedly not comfy shill thread.
Pretty well timed OP, I gotta admit.
But there aren't any ps4 players here yet.
And I looked for ksp in my xbone store, not there yet.

It's almost like you wasted your time.
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>>148260042
it comes out in a few days for xboners
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>>148259785
Reminder you are the one who wanted to "loosen the shitposters grip on this general"

And you're the one who spammed multiple threads

And the one who calls everyone an Autist

And the one who has a relationship with the Pad Overseer

And the Overseer heightens activity during Squad press releases

And you don't believe 2016 is /kspg/'s year

And you are the only special interest who rejected Blanket Amnesty

And you have no soul, personality, or legitimate reason to be here.

Reminder you are Maxmaps

And you add nothing.
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>>148260115
Oh yeah ps4 people have to have everything first, and special playstation exclusive items too.
Do they get a special 380 isp engine or anything? Maybe a fancy skin for the entry level crew pod?
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>>148260335
>squad
>additional effort

very funny anon, have you been here long?
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>>148260295
All of that, and you didn't even deny that you're killing this general
Can you even deny it?
Or is that your goal?
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What is MAN is a Squad shill sent to kill /kspg/?
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>>148260694
Dont give him attention holy shit
How many times have people argued with him about the same fucking shit already?
Just don't reply, everyone can see his autism from a mile away, don't feed it even more
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>>148251707
Him too...

>>148251740
Not at my parents house. Also Group B insists on not staying on the road. It's gonna be tough until I find a way to drive Quattro properly. I switched to 2016 Polo because it lacks center differential.

I had so much fun with active diffs, webm related. It was on snowy tarmac, Impreza sticks on the road like a glue.
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>Fall asleep in bed alone hours ago.
>Wake up to qt gf cuddling next to me.
That was a nice surprise :3
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omg the general is going crazy again
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>>148260903
basically, yes
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>>148261718
I would be really disappointed if someone spent 3 hours of his life splitting up pastas and ancient posts just to fill the bump limit for free
It would be really fucking sad
Like the essence of sadness
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>>148262083
Okay Max

MAN has always loved /kspg/, even when it hasn't loved him back.

That's the kind of thing a man would do. You wouldn't really understand.
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>A thread is posted that MAN doesn't like.
>MAN makes a new thread and starts spamming it in the already-established thread with over 100 posts.
Sound familiar?
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>tfw I have never talked to MAN
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>>148263292
If you love it so much, why are you killing it?
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>>148263419
in order for it to be a true thread it must have the OP we have decided on through general consensus.
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>>148264357
Stop being so angry.
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>>148264716
Stop ignoring me
>>148260694
>>
Reminder to love each other!

/kspg/ is now Friendship and Tolerance General.
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>>148264934
here, intolerance will not be tolerated
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>>148261324
I fall asleep alone and wake up next to my cat all the time
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>>148264716
>>148264781
>nothing adds
always easy to spot the Maxmaps
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fawly safe
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>>148264934
If you force it, it will be bad nonetheless.
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>>148264934
/DUNGEON OF HATRED/
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My oh my. This thread is in need of some serious comfy.

Here's what I was working on last night when I fell asleep.

Not 100% set on the roof though. May have to toy with other materials.
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>>148265535
If you legitimately thought you were helping the general, or were a Squad shill, you wouldn't hesitate to deny that your actions are detrimental to the health of the general
Since you still have yet to say anything to the contrary, this leads me to believe that you do know that you're killing the general but don't actually want to do so
In which case, I must ask, why are you still doing this?
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This thread needs some
BOXER
O
X
E
R
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>>148266196
>playing memecraft
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>>148266416
It's comfy :3
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>>148266343
>Unironically trying to argue with MAN

and I bet you even expect an answer
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even play kerbal
odd spend my qt husbands money on useless shit on prime day sales
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>>148266979
>spending your qts money on useless shit
REEE

REMOVE SNEK
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>>148267181
but anon im only buying things i know he wants :^)
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>>148267390
>PS4
AAA
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>>148267427
>ps4 exclusive
>on ps4

what exactly is the issue???
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>>148266196
>>148266581
Did someone say /dungeon of hatred/?
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>>148267660
No dungeon.

But I do have an alchemy lab.
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>>148267660
>tfw yuri will never put you in her dungeon and give you a sex change operation to turn you into one of her qts
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>>148267390
What's the logic here?
You use his money to buy things for him, but why?
Are you doing it because you secretly want to use the stuff you bought from him and you want to make it look like a genuine "present" while you both pretend you didn't buy it with his money?
I would be pretty pissed if someone used my money to buy me things because I want to decide myself when it's time to spend that money on that kind of things.

Bitch I might have plans for that money and you are screwing them by spending it
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>>148269108
>Gays
>Logic
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))
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>>148269108
You seem upset. Look at this webm.
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>>148267552
Don't play :^)
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>>148266979
>Wasting time online instead of getting off your ass and looking for a job

I am sincerely sorry for your husband, he probably even thinks you are doing everything you can to find a job and won't ever tell you anything about being essentially a leech on his ass
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>>148269108
>>148269228
Angry Anon
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>>148269483
Ok, yuri.
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>>148269389
>Your question really makes me look like an asshole so I'll just call you angry anon and hope noone notices I am not denying anything you said
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>>148270028
sure is dungeon of hatred in here today
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>>148267390
>consoleplebs here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148270151
DAMAGE

C
O
N
T
R
O
L
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If I post myself in a dress, will you stop fighting?
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>>148270342
Go ahead, burd.
Also, Yuri was right, Minecraft is comfy.
It takes me back to my high autism days.
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>>148270342
I'll stop arguing when I see naked tits with a timestamp on them
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>>148270342
that depends
are you burd?
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>>148270481
I'm not a girl though :^)

>>148270446
>>148270491
I won't post lewds
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>>148270610
Just the dress.
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>>148270610
Then fuckoff you degenerate turk
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Reminder Burd has rejected blanket amnesty and is a thread spammer.

He's also a disgusting fucking European who should be taken out and shot behind a refugee camp.
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>>148270610
youve already posted lewds burd
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Derailment: OK
Comfyness back: Not OK

:^(
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Everything would be easier if you guys used some filters
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>>148271045
>Filters
That's not fun at all, and might as well leave 4chan althogether if you use them.
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>>148271128
I'll do whatever the fuck I please with filters, thank you for your valuable opinion
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>>148271258
>tfw get yelled at by Yuri
Cute.
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I could probably make a pretty cool dungeon in eq2, there are lots of torture equipment models for the player housing. I have a shitload of building materials too.
No way to get custom images ingame though, so there would be some gimping done to put peoples' heads in.
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>>148272116
>hotpants
High level manipulation
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>>148272116
>yuri confirmed flat
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>>148272517
does your bf know youre being lewd online right now
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>>148272731
I'm not being "lewd" yet. Also I asked because someone wanted some photos, he said no face.
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>>148272871
>yet
GET HYPED
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>>148273032
GET OUT
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>>148273148
Nah
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>>148272517
>>148272116
fucking turkroaches
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>>148273204
p-pls?
>>148273345
no u
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Magic is fun.
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>>148273527
poust benis
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So Burd, is it true? Do you reject blanket amnesty?
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>>148273876
what the fug is it
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>>148273876
I don't see why anyone should forgive you when you're still committing the same wrongs and show no remorse for it
tbqh
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>tfw yuri is a trap
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>>148274652
provide evidence
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>>148274306
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130131074933AAHrFIw

For /kspg/, not illegal immigrants, of course.
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>>148274856
Yuri is anything until proven otherwise.
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>>148274856
If /kspg/ has taught me one thing, it's that when this gets posted, its because you're right.
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>>148275129
>tfw yuri will never post pics of her own and her gfs feet with a timestamp
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>>148275179
Okay MAN, whatever.

>>148275020
I still don't know what the fuck are you talking about
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>>148275294
He already posted a picture of his manly thumb and admitted he got put in a jail cell with the other guys.

You know what happens when you leave a woman in a jail cell with men?
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>>148275129
>>148275179
see
>>148272517
>>148272116

is this not yuri posting ?
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>>148275806
>being this new
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>>148275806
how fucking new are you lmao
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>>148275806
You're right, we've just been trying to figure out which anon it is. It makes perfect sense, thank you.

>>148275879
>>148275881
>damage control

BURDYI FUCK OFF
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>>148275806
>being so angry you forget which meme is which
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>>148275749
The secluding has started... good, good...
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>>148275958
Oh sweet, sweet burd. Your secret is out now.
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>Burd was Yuri all along
Interesting development.
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>>148276114
I didn't know that I drove a disgusting I hate trucks truck automatic gearbox that has Texas plate.
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>>148276179
Makes sense tho. Remember when he was MANfagging?
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>>148275879
>>148275881
i've been lurking for ages but tbfh this general has become such a fucking messmeme fest that it becomes difficult to keep track of all the bullshit
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>>148276290
Thank you for lifting the veil for us.
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>>148276258
Also explain why Burd has basically stopped namefagging. Trying to avoid the connection.
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>>148275653
Amnesty means forgiving everything

Blanket means everyone

Clear?
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It's fun to watch this thread with yuri. Now she has to post mammaries to prove she's not me :^)

>>148276258
I never MANfagged?
>>148276526
I never namefagged?

My absence was associated with the countdown maymay.

>>148276589
That's obvious, but what does that have to do with /kspg/?
>>
not much i really want from the prime day sales

oh well
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>>148276679
Delete this :(

Boobies are for qt gf only!
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>>148276679
>Now she has to post mammaries to prove she's not me :^)
T H I S
H
I
S

feet too :^)
>>
http://kdvr.com/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-please-stop-playing-pokemon-go-here/
>>
Guys all we need is to sort out this impersonating bullshit once and for all. At this rate we're all going schizo before summer ends. I-i think i'm already h-half crazy, c-coming back to talk with you every single day here... pls meds...
>>
>>148276679
Yuri manfagged. And you identify yourself and make a meme out of yourself, so you're namefagging as burd.

Basically what it comes down to is you're an attention whore and probably a squad false flag shill.

>>148276808
If we're going to make this happen we're going to need rufus, a timestamp, tits and feet all in one photo.
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>>148276841
Nobody is impersonating anyone, a schizo is drawing you to schizoland.

>>148276870
Jokes on you, that's not how it happened.
meds
your
take
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>>148276870
Don't forget the thumb. P. excited to see how that velociraptor claw comes from a woman tbqh
>>
>>148276990
How'd it happen then, champ? You telling me MAN was the one talking about going to bed with his girlfriend and trying to convince /kspg/ to love each other?
>>
>>148276991
>implying yuris qt gf isnt wildly pleased by yuris fingers
>>
Did somebody say MANposting?
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>>148277206
Proove us you're not yuri.
>>
Post tts
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>>148277123
I posted my bird like 2.5 years ago and now I have the name. End of the story.

CAN THIS THREAD STOP THE SHITFEST NOW?
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>>148277424
Sure thing /dungeon of hatred/
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>this whole discussion
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>>148277424
You started it. Deal With it ;^)
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>>148277641
I only posted some photos of myself with my bfs camo tshirt. Someone else said I'm yuri, that's when shit hit the fan

>>148277708
DELETE THIS
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>>148277789
makes sense tho. I bet you enjoyed living out your fantasy of being a female American.

Oh also, gtfo
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>>148277789
>>
Which is worse, catfucker openly discussing raping animals, or Burd pretending to be a female american for attention?
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>>148277956
No, I didn't. :^)

no u, I came here 3 years ago :^)
>>
>>148278092
Well, neither of those things have ever actually happened
So
>>
>>148278092
Meds

>>148278193
First one did
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>>148278284
No it didn't
>>
>tfw the degenerate animal fuckers are mad that MAN took their general away from them in order to use it to shove a border patrol edition maglite up his maxmaps' ass.
>>
>>148278353
>>148278008
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>>148278458
Well, I can't actually say whether or not that's rape, given that I wasn't there when that happened
But I certainly hope it wasn't
>>
>>148278458
he'll say its not him

yet he claims to do the same thing to his cate and they cannot consent and it is rape
>>
>>148278586
ree
>>
>catraper is denying that he rapes his cat
>when he does
>because animals cannot consent
>catraper is a rapist
>>
>>148279003
>Implying the concept of rape applies to animals
>>
>>148279263
>implying you are not a rapist
>>
>>148279526
>Having literally no retort
It's the end, libcuck.
>>
>>148279802
>its the end
>if the cops come to my house they wont arrest me for raping my cat
>they will if they go to your house

:^)
>>
>>148279003
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>
>>148280118
Why would they go to anyone's house, you weird gay retard?
>>
>>148280118
If they come to his house, they wouldn't do anything because he hasn't done anything illegal to my knowledge
If they come to my house, they still won't do anything because they don't know what I do and have no way of proving what I do
>>
>>148280359
when i get catrapers ip address and give it to tips.fbi,gov

:^)
>>
>>148280653
You'll never get anyone's IP, aside from my proxy's and some other ones.
Get memed on, fag.
>>
>>148280653
Still have no proof
And it's not like the fucking FBI of all places would give two shits about some guy jerking off his cat when they're trying to track down terrorists and cartel members and shit
>>
>>148280813
>trying to track down terrorists and cartel members and shit
wew lad
>>
>>148283090
Whatever it is they do, they're probably trying to catch people a bit more high-profile than me
Arresting some guy that blows his cat is something a bit better suited for the state police, if not local
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>>148283346
it's better suited to your mother slapping you and sending you off to a work camp in the desert tbqh
>>
ded
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>>148283874
>tfw ywn tell catraper's mother about his degenerate tendencies
>ywn show her pictures of him in the act
>ywn watch as she looks on, disgusted as she calls the police to intervene
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Gulfstreams are cute.
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Jet aircraft + Small airports = Fun
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>>148284352
Legitimately thought this was GTA SA for a second
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>>148284603
fuckoff Max
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Max > MAN
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>>148284692
Yes, Komrade! I am very much in agreement and now, thanks to Dutch shekels, a very rich man, too!

Squad этo вeceлo!
>>
>>148284906
Are you aware that Max doesn't own Squad?
>>
>>148285041
No, he's just their management crony. Everyone knows that.
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Im making dinner again on my filthy fucking stove
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>>148285541
What's the orange goop?

>>148284352
>build equivalent in ksp
>tips over forever
stock aero :^)
>>
>>148285541
>Canned apple
Ugh
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>>148285798
Coconut milk, red curry paste, bamboo shoots and chicken.

>>148285860
Don't bully canned pineapple. I got to drain the juice into a cup and drink it with vodka :^)
>>
>As of today, July 12th, 2016, there are officially TWO SEPARATE versions of Kerbal Space Program.

Today will be remembered as the day KSP proper took a turn for the terminal.
>>
sleeping pills start to kickin
nevermind lets play ELITE DANGEROUS
>>
>>148286325
You know, I've recognized Dragons spammy aggressive shitposts, but I haven't been able to place where from. Your post just made me remember, I guess because ED is the kind of game a child would play, and the sleeping pills triggered the memory.

The memory is that Dragon's shitposts when he's just totally incomprehensibly spamming the thread, they resemble the late stages of Ambien taking you aggressively out of consciousness.

Wow. Thanks for that memory, Dragon. Gettin' sleepy just thinkin about it. How 'bout you?
>>
>>148286325
>>148286540
HAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH sleeping PILLS? HAHAHAHA more like sleeping POOPIES HHAHAHAHHHAHA its not christmas yet though. SUMMER POOPIES THEN HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA for how long have you held a poopie in your system, eh? 4, 6 days? HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH TOO LONG, LIKE THE POOPIE WITH THE JUST RIGHT TEXTURE THAT I JUST MADE HAHAHAHA
>>
reminder for everybody to take their pills

>>148286325
>leaving one ded game for another
visionary :^)
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>>148286795
>>
>tfw dragon is just a little drug addict in training
>tfw you could teach him so much
>tfw you probably won't, because fuck dragon.
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Time to watch my first ever Lethal Weapon movie.
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Takeoff
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>>148287897
Now's not a good time, Rodger.
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>>148287897
Delete this please. The only webms allowed in kspg are cute reptiles or ksp bugs.
>>
>>148287897
Unfortunately, the only way to fix the problem is to uninstall.
>>
>>148288172
Do not believe this gay reptile lover
>>
>>148288172
the fact that rodger has to use another game because KSP won't let him have a functioning gulfstream is a KSP bug, surely?
>>
>>148288289
Fuckoff Angry Anon
>>
>>148288352
What game?
>>
>>148288384
Gee. who's angry now?
Seems a little biy hypocritical, don't you think? :^)
>>
>>148288289
No bully please. Intolerance will not be tolerated.
>>
>>148288590
No, you're violating Amnesty by spreading homophobia and hate speech and I'm telling you to fuckoff.
>>
>>148288853
>homophobia
hope to fuck you're being ironic.

where the fuck do you think you are?
by which i mean "you're on a site that uses fag as a neutral adjective", not "DEGENERATES KEEP MOVING THIS IS A STORMFRONT WEBSITE"
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ded space program
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>>148288853
As far as I know there's no such thing. MAN.

>>148288668
Gee, who's talking about intolerance, the one who constantly attacks catfucker ::^^))
>>
>>148288979
You don't honestly expect me to believe you were using it as a term of quasi-endearment, now, do you?
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>>148289060
Thats animal abuse though :^)
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>TAKE SHIT SLEEPING PILL
>KEEPS EYES OPEN
>PLAY VIDYA
>EUPHORIC FUCKING TRIP
>>
>>148289128
He's not me, idiot. I bet you're the faggot who didn't know there was a trap genre too.

>>148289217
Hypocrite.
>>
>>148289060
Right, burd, we understand. Your meme is you pretend not to understand what Amnesty means. That's fine. You will be rounded up into the "outsiders who deserve no quarter" category. Enjoy your cluelessness.

And Catfucker is committing a crime and causing harm to another creature. When you cross the line into criminal behavior, the wagons get circled. But if Catfucker wants to move to a state with less prohibitive laws, we can possibly revisit the topic.
>>
>>148289128
I wasn't using it at all, but specifically mentioning it makes you sound like a faggot.

In the 4chan sense of a generic term of insult, and not as a homosexual.

t. homogay
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>>148287897
Takeoff
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>>148289412
Takeoff
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>>148289375
>thinking everyone is me
wew lad
meds

Also;
>implying you're not a Squad shill who's sent by Squad to kill /kspg/ :^)
>>
>>148289375
diddle your cats, man.
>>
>>148289586
>implying you're not a Squad shill who's sent by Squad to kill /kspg/ :^)
I second this.
>>
>>148289387
Well someone here has a bad habit of being highly homophobic so you'll have to excuse me if I approached with shields up.

>>148289586
So do you understand the concept of Amnesty or not?
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>>148289605
Do not abuse your pets.
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>>148289732
I still can't make its connection with /kspg/.

Mostly because you still post here despite being way more unwanted than Max.
>>
>>148289732
BURN ALL GAYS and MAN

/D O H G/

>>148289804
Love your pets.
>>
>>148289375
If that's the case, then half the general should get the boot for pirating KSP
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>>148289804
I don't think anyone suggested that, though
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>>148289868
>pirates get removed from kspg

Sounds OK to me desu
>>
>>148290076
All euros also leave because of hate speech, too
>>
YARR HARR FIDDLE DI DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME!

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
>>
You guys

I smell him

Maxmaps is here
>>
>>148290275
And?
>>
>>148290340
...what?
>>
>>148290275
Max > MAN

At least he is the prince of lies, not king of shitbrewing
>>
>>148290412
Okay!

>>148290471
What else are you supposed to brew in a /Dungeon of Hatred/?
>>
>>148290515
>What else are you supposed to brew in a /Dungeon of Hatred/?
You have a point there.

Now embrace it. Look yuri, the evil always wins, baby.
>>
evens burger
odds chinese
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>>148290515
It wasn't /dungeon of hatred/ until MAN came. We were a comfy general.

>>148290707
I'm not yuri, faggot.


Heh, I got banned but actual literal cat penis and MAN is still there. Well done scruffy.
>>
>>148291421
Of course you're not yuri, idiot.
>>
>>148291421
Every single last one of those Sermons has a unique cookie and and ip, because the janitor can fuck it's ass.
>>
>>148291937
*its
>>
>>148291629
read his post

>>148291937
I actually feel sorry for you. I didn't know your condition was that bad.
Meds, NOW!
>>
>>148292307
Whose.
>>
>>148292389
Goose
>>
>>148292513
Loose
>>
Frankly, there isn't anyone you couldn't learn to love once you've heard their story.
>>
>>148293293
>There are people in /kspg/ RIGHT NOW who don't love each other.
>>
>>148293293
You're right. What's the story, MAN.
>>
>>148294368
What do you want to know?
>>
>>148294487
Well, why do you hate Squad so much?
Are you an amateur programmer or a software engineer?
>>
>>148295237
KSP was about to become something great. Then resourcegate happened. I'll never forget the deflationary sense of hopelessness and how arbitrarily it occurred.

I am in a role that doesn't really fit into that parad-- ...dichotomy.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTLgw_akhg
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This is how you properly love a cat.
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bU(LA)mp
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what is what what what is imrpegnetoer psusy int hte creampie ROUGHT SEX IMPREGNATE INSIDE I WANT THE PUSSY IMPREGNATED YES YESYES YESYES YESYES YESYES YESYES YESYES YES
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>>148303205
Uh...is everything alright over there?
>>
>>148303332
FEfelos aurelio gonarruete gaanurmooldo Sonula garriniiidoddooo SOUMNALEETEEEEE CARRRUNGOROCOCHONGOLOCONISO sanganulo fonfaniso
>>
>>148303620
>>148303205
le falklands le exocet
>>
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Good morning kspg

Another beautiful polluted hellish day
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>>148303798
how did you know that i was general videla ?

do you understand that this board is basically unmoderated i can talk about ANYTHING I WANT

anything

for example did you know there is a red ondulating strawberry donnut exactly 7888888.28 light years away from the top of the penis that is least erect right now on the asian continent?
>>
>>148303825
K E B A B

>>148303961
Those are some nice facts. But everytime you drink ocean water, you're drinking whale semen too, don't forget.
>>
>devnotes today
>ps4 releases today
>no mention of either
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TRUMP 2016
>>
*ring ring. ring ring*
This is Snake. Do you read me, colonel?
>>
Look at this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuokdFnBdU
>>
>>148307478
>Skip to the end.
"Uhhh....My game just froze."
>>
>>148308194
I hope Squad files for bankruptcy.
>>
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Goodnight kspg
>>
Post comfy romantic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_v4BV0BZOg
>>
What the fuck are you guys doing with this thread
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>>148316170
ded~
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>>148316229
>Dream Chaser
>Unknown
AHAHAHAHA

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
>>148316170
No, what are YOU doing?
>>
>>148316947
Test days for the formula4 championship, race is also this weekend
>>
>>148317080
Eat my dick schizo autist
>>
>>148317080
>being this desperate for arguments
>calling racing anon max

MAN confirmed once again über cancer
>>
>>148287897
They don't say takeoff. They say departure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster
>>
>still no ksp in my xbone coming soon list
It's almost like microsoft doesn't want to sell a lot of copies because they anticipate problems.
>>
Comfy factories.

Stupid taint is starting to crawl back.
>>
>>148298141
Not shown in this video:
>taking the cat home
>giving him a bath and drying him up
>checking collar and RFID tags
>if neither are there, keep the cat yourself and give him a nice, loving home

>and then suck his dick
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>>148318938
>waifu storage
>doesn't have a rape dungeon
meh
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sleep tight sluts

>>148318962
You'll need to upgrade it to add dungeon space :^)
>>
>>148318887
Delete this.

>>148318962
This too.
>>
>>148319150
Sweet dreams anon <3
>>
>>148319181
Why?
After all that cat's been through, he certainly deserves a good blowjob
>>
>>148317080
>So buttblasted he had to delete the post to control the damage
>>
>>148321003
>>148317462
>>148317138

Just woke up, wasn't me :^)

Racing anon knows I know him.

He is a cunt euro tho and an emotional little prick, for sure.
>>
>>148321276
Sure thing MAN
>>
>>148321367
You remind me of the entire continent of Europe, want to know why?

Because you add nothing
>>
>we're deleting all the bugs on the bugtracker
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/developerarticles.html/help-us-clean-up-the-bug-tracker-r199/
>>
>>148321581
You remind me of MAN, know why?
Because you are an idiot
>>
>>148321832
It's okay, little dicksuck. Do you want more sermons?
>>
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>doesn't mention that if you try to share a QA release of the game, you will be killed by Mexican cartels
>>
>>148321896
Yeah that's what I thought. Take your candy ass outta here. Bitch ass nigga.
>>
>>148321896
It's funny because the only thing you can use to threaten people is a repost of something someone else wrote.

PATHETIC
U
S
S
Y
>>
>>148322729
And it's funny because you write like a sophomore in college.
>>
>>148322781
How does it feel to be this much without arguments?
It must be hard
>>
>>148322897
>to be this much without arguments
Well, pretty damn great, because I woke up in the US of A, where I'm a citizen.

Did your refugee have a nice morning waking up in your bed and fucking your girlfriend? He's probably getting hungry right now youshould hop on down to the store and buy some Hummus for him
>>
>>148323024
Oh wow, so you really ran out of things to say

Thank you very much for the amazing discussion, it was nice until you went full desperation with insults
>>
>>148323159
Is it a discussion or an argument? Is the topic that the only thing I have to post is other people's posts? Are you implying I am uncreative? Do you want me to post the hundreds of pastas and hundreds of shoops I've done over the years? Or will you then start crying about spamming?

How about this? How about we focus on the simple fact that you live in the center of the world's gaping asshole, and you have never had an original thought in your life :^)
>>
>encounter female through mutual acquaintance
>she's actually kinda fine
>awesome tattoos
>being nice, a little flirty
>talking about how men need to drink a lot of red wine
>flags go up
>stop flirting
>she starts pestering our mutual friend to call someone
>"say you'll do it but then later on say it'll be me instead"
>but that's a lie, why would I do that?
>just do it!
>just dooo itttttt!!!!!

Ah yes she's a manipulative cunt. So glad I didn't dive in headfirst.
>>
>>148323324
> Is the topic that the only thing I have to post is other people's posts? Are you implying I am uncreative?

Precisely

And I also added that you have so little power over this place that the only way you have to impose your opinions is by posting repetitive and uncreative shit for hours
>>
>>148324219
>you have so little power over this place
There was a time when I would have said this to Maxmaps. Then I exiled him.

I'm gonna hit the gym and clean before work. I hope you enjoy continuing to try to bait me just to get my attention.
>>
>>148324219
>replying to false-flagging squad shills
you know he's paid by the (You) right? he exists to get replies and to ruin this general
>>
>>148324347
>Antimanners
Hullo only interest group that has rejected blanket amnesty!

Tell us again why your hatred for MAN is stronger than your love for this general?
>>
>says he has to go to the gym
>Still replying after 20min
>>
>>148325320
Who is supposed to be covered under this amnesty?
Because so far I only heard you list people who "rejected" it and I've seen none embracing it
>>
>>148325586
We get it, you don't want amnesty. As far as you're concerned, you like it this way. Yet you're still not posting anything...

>>148325491
>cell phones and gyms are incompatible
I love working out around this time because you euros always motivate me to do an extra couple miles
>>
>>148325952
No man, serious talk, who is supposed to be covered by this amnesty?
>>
Why isn't /kspg/ loving each other?
>>
>>148326270
Here let me help you out. Shitposting at quadruple speed:

"/kspg/ should figure it out for itself"
"no MAN, we need to know now, tell us"
"well how about no criminals or squad marketers"
"STOP TRYING TO CONTROL THREAD CULTURE MAN HURR DURR"
"I was just proposing a reasonable solution, what's your solution?"
"meds meds meds meds meds"
"Okay Angry Anon"
"Why are you so angry, Man?"
"I'm not, I'm trying to help /kspg/"
"You're just a selfish prick"
"No u"
*thread 404s*

well, that's what would happen if we weren't already posting in the desired shill thread.
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Wew. I'm really gassy today. Smells like death too.
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>>148327628
How does it feel to be one of the select Europeans who produced something?
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>>148327181
So, exactly, if amnesty is not for your enemies (how convenient), who is it for?
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>>148329589
Know what else is convenient?

After being comfy for hours, there's a sudden increase in MANposts, which are quickly told to fuck off.

It just so happens that "real MAN" shows up at the exact same time to point out that the posts "aren't his".

And then proceeds to continue spamming the thread.

Hmmmmmmmm. Whatca think, Watson?
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>>148330926
I just want an actual answer because he keeps talking about this goddamn amnesty and I still don't know who is supposed to take advantage of it
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>>148331374
It isn't real.

Just another one of his precious 'memes'.

Ignore it.
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>>148331514
I know, I know, but at least I want him to be straightforward with his bullshit
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>>148331657
You must be new here.
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>>148331729
Nah, I just want a deeper look into his mental disorders
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>>148331872
__________a__________
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>>148329589
>>148330926
>>148331374
>>148331514
>>148331657
>>148331729
>>148331872
>>148331993
Wow, you guys are right, this is a great way to handle things.

Since MAN's not posting, shouldn't you be seizing this opportunity to shitpost about the things he somehow refuses to allow you to shitpost about?

Oh that's right, you don't have anything to shitpost about, because you're just here to occupy the general.

Soul, personality, reason to be here, you "two" have none of the above.
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>>148333083
Your memes are old and stale. If you're going to do this at least get some new material.
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>>148333083
>reads all the comments
>quotes all of them
>hides them so he can pretend he just doesn't care with a screenshot

Literal autism
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>>148333402
>stale memes
>>148333579
>autism

Angry Anon go away come again another day
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>>148334189
>Child's rhyme.
>MANchild.
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Did somebody say MANposting?
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>>148335740
How do I know this is a genuine trip?
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(Bad) Landing

>>148288543
X-Plane 8

>>148317961
I think takeoff is appropriate there.
"Departure" is for "Ready for departure..." and then takeoff is used during actual takeoff ("Cleared for takeoff/Cancel takeoff clearance.")
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>>148339337
How does XP8 compare to FSX?
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>>148335804
it's not. there's only one left that's still genuine and I don't feel like using it to prove I'm me

enjoy posting with angry anon today. I'm busy.
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>>148339475
It's more like a FS2004 analogue.

Compared to 2004
Pro:
Better physics
Can go to LEO (And can fly on Mars.)
Better failures system (can for example have an engine fall off.)
Weapons available for mounting
Comes with an airplane editor and world editor by default.

Neutral:
Different autogen system with moving cars.

Con:
No AI
No ATC
Less add-on aircraft available and usually with less complex cockpits and simpler models
Cockpits limited to 1024x768 in 2D mode (most are 2D only) so at 1366x768 you can see out of the plane to the sides
Worse scenery quality outside Northern USA compared to FS2004.
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Haven't played in forever but saw squad finally moved to Unity 5. So is the game 64 bit now or are squad still that retarded?
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>>148343898
It appears you already know the answer.
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i will never buy another early access game again. fuck squad
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Reposting for relevance >>148307478
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>>148307478
>dude that's cool, you move your controller... for the mouse
I can't scream loud enough.
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OH JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN'T
NO
THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE
NO
NO
THEY CAN'T HAVE
BUT THEY DID
NO.

by which i mean the stick is 1:1 with the mouse. WHAT?
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>tfw starving sickly Mexican kid sees fat max walking down street
>asks if now that squad is a "successful indie Mexican dev" he can help him find some food and medicine for his family
>max explains they're technically Dutch and to stop being an entitled shit
>As max waddles off, he interjects the kids whimpering to say "but hey, even if legally we cannot help you, look at all this valuable experience you're getting!"
>goes home and tweets about how good it feels to give back to the community
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>>148307478
Playing it right now. I've managed to crash it twice in less than an hour.

Definitely Flying Tiger's work.
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Evens, watch Straight Outta Compton
Odds, Play something
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Even borderlands
Odd kerbal
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>>148350039
Rerolling
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>>148350181
Rerolling
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>>148350310
You chose your destiny
>memelands
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>>148350740
:^)
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>getting cucked twice by the same woman
Bravo Elon
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>Getting complaints for his Tesla Autodrive feature twice
Bravo Elon
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>>148351034
why even roll
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>>148352950
why even bully?
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>>148353268
No bully ;^)
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>>148353268
I like that you're bullying antibullyers by using their tactic of requesting no bullying.

I like it because it's the kind of thing only a person with no soul, personality or reason to be here would do.
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>>148354552
space kerbal squad
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>>148354552
Please, no bully ;^)))
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>>148349217

having played the PC version of ksp i don't think we can lay the blame for frequent random CTDs solely at flying tiger's feet.
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Are the voice files for kerbals stored as regular audio?
(i.e. could I edit them into things.)
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>>148356250
it'd fun to replace the explosion noises with a toy squeaker
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>>148356218
Having played Flying Tiger's other titles, I also don't think we should absolve them of sin.
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>>148307478
I just can't handle it
Every time I imagine actually using a gamepad to manipulate craft parts my head starts to hurt and my hands cramp up
what were they fucking thinking

I take back everything I ever said about the Saint's Row 2 PC port.
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>>148360006
>I take back everything I ever said about the Saint's Row 2 PC port.

Please god no. It's easily on the same level of incompetence, with the added level of corner cutting that you can only achieve by using the free versions of software to reduce file size.

They're both products of incompetence, anon - let neither's existence absolve the other's sins.
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>>148360441
le 1:1 joystick / mouse meme
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why this MAN guy impersonates everyone ?
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>>148363957
ok MAN
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Goodnight /kspg/!
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>>148361664
I've been playing it, Anon. It really doesn't feel great to use - it's quite sluggish, and with upped sensitivity is too twitchy to work with. The flight controls seem fine, but building is a chore at best. I can't see it keeping people's attention.

Especially since it seems to be crashing like crazy in the VAB and SPH.
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>>148367118
Maybe consoles will lead to a massive increase in how much people like stock craft builders, since consolites can't do much more than stick science equipment onto the craft.
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>that feel when watching Straight Outta Compton
>>
I resent power structures in communities, but after tearing them down I tend to find that I dislike wielding power myself and surrender it, with a feeling of disappointment that the thrill of the coup has passed.
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>>148369128
"ok ""MAN"""
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>>148369269
Nah, never tried to do anything in KSP. There's no real community it's possible in.
(KSP forums suck, I don't use Reddit, and /kspg/ is lacking in obvious structure, even factoring in the smaller group of users who used flockmo, since they were less of a cabal/set of rulers and more just random users.)
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>>148369462
"""ok """MAN""""""
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>>148370268
ok MAN

captcha: Burdette
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How many MAN are there ?
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>>148370309
Remind the general why you're a better poster than me?

Also none of these are me, obviously
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>>148372452
No one's better than anybody here.
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>>148372570
fuck off commie
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MAN adds truth
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>>148372591
You're no better than anybody here.
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>>148372907
that doesn't mean everyone is equal.
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>>148377130
delete this
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>>148373969
You're right, you're actually worse ::^^^))))
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>>148379489
Why?
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Flying Tiger, not us! :^)
>>
a
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>The subjects consisted of 11 military and 4 civilian men from the 6570th Aerospace Medical Research Laboratories, and 30 male students from the University of Dayton.
fucking misogynists
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>>148379703
I am so excited for school to start again anon have you done your summer reading?

What's the book?
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>>148379703
>you're actually worse ::^^^))))
Yet this contradicts >>148372570 by making everyone better than him.

Your leftist philosophy doesn't work, cloc.
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>>148383185
If you mean college, yes.
You wouldn't care which book, stop pretending to be interested.

>>148383352
Nigguh, that's not cloc.
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this thread sucks now
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>>148383680
>wahh!!
ftfy
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>>148383727
go back to /tv/
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>>148383680
This thread has been on decline since 1.0
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>>148383727
why
>>148383352
so
>>148379703
angry,
>>148372570
anon?
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>>148383902
>>148383819

Hey!! No bully please!!
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>>148383830
it really has. i like meta discussion and shitposting but it's just so stale and bitter now and all the oldfags have been outed as faggots one way or another

>>148384025
no bully pls
>>
DUNGEON OF MADNESS
>>
DUNGEON OF HATRED

>>148384046
Seems like nobody really loves this place then.
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Reminder that newMAN hasn't even denied that his actions are killing the general
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>>148384727
at this point i can only echo what another anon said. i just want this general to die so i can have closure. we're never going to be free from faggots like MAN or scibot or raptor or the janny. once one leaves we almost instantly get another.
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>there are people here who unironically want /kspg/ to be a hugbox

how can you be so fucking misguided?

the most ironic thing is that the infighting really is a problem, but the solution is to find an outside enemy to fuck up, not to try and stop it by hugboxing ourselves.

i propose billyforums.
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>>148385098
But I don't want to make an account anon.

>>148385034
My nigga, which nuclear bomb would you use.
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>>148385034
H-how did this start...?
I-I won't remember where the madness has begun...
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>>148385098
>wanting drama to stop = hugboxing
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>>148385098
>decide to post on the forums
>some dumb fucks reference /kspg/ there
>two normie moderators move in and try to become regulars, proceed to shit up the thread for three months
we've tried that already

>>148385226
a fucking dirty bomb so i can suffer like i deserve to
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>>148385329
then don't let retards reference /kspg/

maybe ebin raids are something more suited to flockmod style circlejerks than anonymous threads where anyone can fuck something up (or someone can "fuck up" """accidentally""" just for fun.)
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>>148385708
the problem is that the people who are influencing the general negatively are outsiders who think of themselves as forums defense force

ie the ones who constantly complain but when the thing they're complaining about goes away, they just keep complaining.

>>148383564
I've always loved literature and have tried to post book related things. Have had fun convos about asimov, clarke and douglas here
>implying equality
and I was the first person to post the martian back in the summer of 2014

so, what's the book?
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>>148385958
oh and robinson of course, one of the most bipolar sci fi writers to ever grace this silly earth bested only by Vonnegut in terms of polarity of style and voice
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>>148385958
i'm (((>>148385226))) not this poster btw, sure we're anonymous but i don't want to risk association with the phrase "forum defense force" in any context
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>>148386167
the phrase is semi-ironic because of course the forums don't need defending, it's like defending a septic tank, but hey if you spend all your time in septic tank then the scary bad men from the /DUNGEON OF HATRED/ must seem pretty scary

you guys wanna hear what an NYC subway platform sounds like?
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>>148386440
Actually im too lazy to upload it, im gonna eat some dinner and get comfy
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>pewdiepie under accusations of promoting sponsored content without proper disclaimers
Can't you feel it, Max? That crumbling sensation?

I hope you guys are enjoying running your revised projections. I would ask if FT is mad they're getting short shrifted, but I imagine no one would be foolish enough to accept points on the package for this flaming turdmobile.

And that only leaves one possibly, doesn't it, Max? You spent our money on paying FT for the port. And now the console editions are floundering though you'll claim otherwise, and suddenly, Squad can't keep "developing" KSP while balancing its books.

To think, 5 years ago, there was so much potential, so much hope, and so, so so very much money. And now, $150 mil later, Squad knows, the KSP fans know, and anyone who ever googles your name again will know, that you, my friend,

You add nothing.
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>>148387727
He posted it again! The absolute madman!
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>>148385958
No, it's not something you've read. It's a big book about atonal theory.
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>ywn get a tour of NYC from MAN driving a taxi
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gay
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Whatever happened to Remedial, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qgrSon4To
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Evens, pretend to be a girl
Odds, be a boy
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>>148391376
Hi Yuri
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>>148391376
Wew lass
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very sleepy /kspg/ i have a feeling this thread will be 404'd when I wake up, so just want to let everyone know I've enjoyed this bizarro thread and plan on reverting back to lowpostmode _once_ the proper OP has been restored.

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>All this shit to enter a roleplay server
Holy fuck these idiots are too tight. So much for trying to test roleplaying servers on this shit multiplayer.
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>>148393614
>plan on reverting back to lowpostmode
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
What does kspg think about pokemon go?
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>>148394330
not interested in it, but i like the idea and the effect of getting people to go outside
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>>148394330
They should stay in their containment board.
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The current best way to play on consoles is to boot up Linux on a PS3 and hope for the best.

>max's face when
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Multiplayer
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Never
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Plop edition when
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>>148399634
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>>148399634
Hopefully never ever
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>>148399794
Why not?
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>>148399687
>>148399794
Aaaand I'm awake. Thanks for waking me up, Angry Anon. Get ready for a fun rant. I'll probably repost it in the new thread too tho, so save your sickest burns for then.
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>>148399976
>I'll probably repost it in the new thread too tho
>plan on reverting back to lowpostmode
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>>148400054
I didn't say no post mode, silly.

Hold on, I'm adding some stuff about maxmaps before I post it
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>>148400152
You have no reason to be here other than be a huge annoyance and a drama queen.
>>
>>148400269
>implying leaving is possible
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>>148400269
he's literally just an attention whore, except because of his paranoia he keeps posting even when he's not getting attention. scary combo desu.
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>>148400357
Everyone with a thread identity is an attention whore.
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>>148400904
yes but that's only one component of his earth shattering autism
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>>148400950
You're tone sounds a little Tortured.
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>>148401193
>ywn put satch on that wheel
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I think Bac9’s new KSC was the best thing that has ever happened to KSP. It was a crowing achievement made by someone who got too little recognition for it. It deserved to be highlighted in a new game start menu, one that has one load screen for the KSC which focused on real player’s craft, and rubblepiles, within the KSC load limit, always with KSC located in the background of the camera’s field of view.. And to solve the issue of “the building I want isn’t in view! Well, that’s what those buttons they added on the side are for.

Fuck it, you can make ingame cameras, and if the cameras get destroyed, the view isn’t available. When you kill all the cameras, make the start screen background a “CONNECTION LOST” screen. Have fun with it. You fix the cameras by repairing buildings. You can even change the C in “connection” to a K, if you really want. Just start working on the game again, please…

There are two points to this concept: 1) Highlight the architectural prowess of kerbals, and 2) demonstrate the game is achieving some kind of maturity by finally evolving the load screen that has barely changed in 4 years...

>implying not abandonware
>implying development talent
>daring to invoke the name of the One True God

>#Paradigm
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>>148402018
>still spamming this poor design concept
>thinking that having the main menu intrinsically tied to a player's save file is a good decision in a simulation game
>thinking that such features would be anything aside from a neat little detail that would ultimately be overlooked by the majority of players

You honestly sound like a little kid angry because Bungie didn't take their idea for a totally neat new Halo game.
>>
>>148402018
These keep getting more lazy and meandering
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>>148403093
is it poorer than clicking a planet screen to go to a static game camera, to the inside of a building, back to the outside of a building, just to start playing?

Can the game not just reference the most recently played save or a default template if none is available?

Truly "owning" every aspect of your space program, and 'mirin it from pretty start menu angles strikes me as the type of thing that would occur... not when you want to play, but when you're thinking about your next mission, debating whether you want to play this clusterfuck, or go get some exercise and read a book.

And its funny you should mention Bungie, because the only way I see KSP in its current iteration being ready for release is if you take the scammy deceptions Bethesda shits out and raise it to the power of WoW then you have what KSP has become.
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>>148404058
>is it poorer than clicking a planet screen to go to a static game camera, to the inside of a building, back to the outside of a building, just to start playing?

Yes. It would increase the number of unique files that need to be accessed just to get to the start menu, would punish users that practice file backup or use mods and so backup saves, would provide literally no gameplay (adds nothing, if you will,)and would increase memory usage further.

>Can the game not just reference the most recently played save or a default template if none is available?

Which could result in myriad issues if the player has been adding or removing mods, and may result in many more crashes than necessary.

>Truly "owning" every aspect of your space program, and 'mirin it from pretty start menu angles strikes me as the type of thing that would occur... not when you want to play, but when you're thinking about your next mission, debating whether you want to play this clusterfuck, or go get some exercise and read a book.

Why leave the game running at all? Why not look at inspiring images of real spacecraft, listen to a Vangelis album, or not simply sit on the KSC screen which already exists in-game?

>And its funny you should mention Bungie, because the only way I see KSP in its current iteration being ready for release is if you take the scammy deceptions Bethesda shits out and raise it to the power of WoW then you have what KSP has become.

What.
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Hullo everyone! :3
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>>148405154
your first two points aren't real issues, the third is disingenuous to the player's experience. The fourth, just saying the game suffers from many similar fallacies of gameplay, like KXP, science, and part progression. Its all the same shitty mechanics.
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>>148405218
>:3
:0 <====3
:0 <====3
:====3
:==3
:3
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>>148406221
D-delete this!
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>>148406221
>>
a
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>>148399634
If you want to make a plop edition I will not post a manthread
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>>148406313
www.strawpoll.me/4886649
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>cloc and MAN sucking each other's dicks
>>
>>148407362
Why are you so Angry??
>>
>>148407362
Don't be jelly anon.
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>>148407362
it's getting sad. snek has reduced himself to a polyp feeding off man's infamy.
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>>148407390
>>148407426

Please, no bully!
You're just circlejerking about who's going to do the next thread for fuck's sake.
>>
New bread up.

Shitpost this way --->

>>148407424
>>148407424

>>148407424
>>148407424

>>148407424
>>148407424
>>
a
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>>148407475
Glad we got that settled
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>>148407504
Oh shit, MAN.
Guess you're gonna have to wait for your thread!
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>>148407629
>continuing thread wars

Literally cancer.
>>
>>148407716
The rules state first thread posted is the real one. Stop trying to start drama.
>>
>>148407716
No, fuck off. First one is true one.
Suck it, nigger.

>>148407772
Not me, tell this >>148407716 idiot.
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>>148407840
No rules of any sort, just unwritten consensus, friend. There's also a consensus here in /kspg/ to use a certain OP.
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>>148407840
The thread is a blatant hijacking, if you compare the OP to ANY other OP besides this one.

You don't do that. That's not our thread. That's not our general. Enjoy your containment thread.
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>>148407920
stop tripping, faggot
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>>148407962
GTFO, mirk may be testy at times, but he's the best of us. We all know and respect that.
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>>148408081
>but he's the best of us
he's really not, i respect his opinions but he's using his identity as a source of authority and that needs to stop. it's forum cancer.
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>>148408138
He's never abused it and you're not anything special so why the fuck should I listen to you?
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>>148408138
This, to be honest.
Picking joke OP thread for now.
>>
>>148408138
If you really respect my opinions, you'll fuck off with this divisionism. MAN is being a retarded autist, but intentionally triggering him isn't going to help anything, nor is helping the faggot who is trying to trigger him.
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>>148408207
>He's never abused it
he's literally doing that right now to advocate his own thread over another one that was made first. it doesn't matter if the other one has a cancer OP, his ego is baiting the jannies over.
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>>148408228
What's the joke again?

Mirk, my thread will probably 404. I've been getting hit with a lot of rangebans lately. I hope you're up to making some threads too
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>>148408285
mirk, i understand why you think what you're doing is right but it's simply not. letting MAN make every thread in the future is not a solution. making new threads for MAN's sake when we've already got new threads is doubly not a solution.

the fact of the matter is nobody worth catering to even reads the OP so there's no reason to care about it other than being right.
>>
>>148408457
Afraid I'm not. I'll post in a thread that isn't made just to be contrary, but I'm not going to keep baiting attention from a janitor, despite what

>>148408295

seems to think.
>>
This is why I think kspg should be nuked, instead of being shared among anons that come and go, it is divided between conspiracists and schizos, the trip, name and avatarfagging are really obnoxious.

Might as well go to a forum, bunch of circlejerkers.
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>>148408506
The one person who does read it is MAN. The last thing any of us want to deal with is a repeat of this thread, where 100 of the posts are pure nonsense, or him spamming about Mexican kids, or whatever obtuse crap he's come up with.

Ultimately, I'm not advocating making new threads for his sake, I'm advocating making new threads for everybody else's sake.
>>
>"Lelelele my threads are posted first so they're the real theads. Antimanners just want to fight."
To
>"No you faggots. My thread is the real one! I posted it second but it's the 'real one'."
>>
>>148408710
why not just shitpost in the authentic thread with the real OP?
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>>148407084
I dont make threads, but you could just call it plop edition :^)

feeding tomorrow
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>>148408789
you know what i think of this. it's appeasement. it won't work because it requires that the other 20 people in this thread besides man ALL agree never to shittalk him. if a single person does, he's back and spamming. it's literally impossible to coordinate the thread that way. the solution to this problem cannot come from anyone other than MAN himself.
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>>148408886
You're kinda late. We need some nice ontopic bug webms in the thread with the real OP asap
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>>148408794
That's literally how things here work, anon. /fog/ has to deal with it fairly often with people spamming images of tranny nuns to keep a meme thread going, so somebody else makes a "Real" thread.

Like this one:

>>148407638
>>148407638
>>148407638
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>>148408981
>tranny nuns

Literally what.
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>>148408958
I offered lowpostmode in the next thread if the OP was restored, retard.
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>>148409061
that means literally nothing. i shouldn't even respond to you because it's like writing something down onto a piece of paper and then dropping that paper into a bottomless abyss.
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>>148408972
I see that now.
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>>148409061
You're literally just acting like you own this fucking general, you disgraceful individual.
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>>148408958
Again, actively fighting him won't work either, and we're definitely not going to get away with ignoring him, because we know that we can't arrange that kind of resistance either.

Not doing something that was literally done to trigger MAN isn't appeasement, it's not baiting the retard.
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>>148409216
See
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>>148409284
This is why I say nuke this shit. Not a single anonymous community should have to deal with people like him.
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I'm going to go ahead and make another thread because apparently the order they're posted in doesn't matter.
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>>148409284
anything that goes against the straight and narrow of what MAN demands is baiting MAN. you have to walk on eggshells sometimes to avoid causing a tantrum. i didn't make the thread but whoever did is at no fault for rejecting that.

>>148409445
i think this is the only solution. seems like even mirk agrees in part that there's no cure for the cancer. i don't know how we can actually go about killing the thread though.
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Real real thread here!

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Enough of this shit.
First thread, right thread
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