Pokémon Go General /pgg/

1st for pikachu starter pokemon master race

/pgg/, since so many normies play this, will I get a gf from playing it? I got something in common with them now, and I can probably hold of on the spaghetti for some time

How can I catch pokemon without leaving my house?

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>tfw most of the gyms in this area are untouched

>>147835303
Buy a ds

>>147835285
If pokemon go is the only thing you have in common with them then they'll just get bored of you

>>147835285
go is a decent casus bellis to use to initiate conversations with people for autists like me who literally cannot talk to people unless they feel like they have some sort of justification for it

>>147835137

Fuck Nintendo not fixing this Trainer Club shit sooner.

On the first day I caught a bunch of stuff I liked, got a name I liked and now I can't log on due to Trainer Club servers being fucked. I ain't fucking switching to Google.

>>147835318
throw a pidgey in there for free coins
replace them later

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>>147835285

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>you know, there ain't no rest for the servers
>bandwidth don't grow on trees
>too many cucks playin'
>instead of waitin'
>for the game's official release
>you know they cant slow down
>they cant hold back
>although everyone wishes they could
>oh, there ain't no rest for the servers
>until they shut it down for good

>>147835395
>Live in a town with 1400 pop
>Some fuck threw a pigdey in the single gym in town
>It's yellow
>Bout to go throw a 300cp exeggcute in there for red
I'm in Canada, felt lucky having a gym and pokestop not just in my town but 1 and 2 blocks down the street from me

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How do I interpret that white arc?
Height/weight has no influence, I assume?
How do I know what a good moveset is? Just go for the higher number? Can 2 pokemons have the same moves with different damage?
Can you use more than 1 pokemon in a gym fight? If so, how? It seems to default to my strongest.

let's spread the word that you need to throw the phone to catch a pokemon

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I got a load of these, if anyone is interested I'll dump on on mega later today.

Shit, I just remembered I live not too far from a nuclear power plant. I must break in to get my Electabuzz

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>>147835838
kek

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What does it mean?

Also something interesting
>Servers go down earlier when I encountered a Paras
>Didn't even get a chance to throw a pokeball
>When servers are back up I have a Paras already in my party
This seems exploitable

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I swear i must live in Pallet town or something. Only Pidgy, Rattata, Spearrow around me. It's nice that I've got plenty of pidgy/rattata candy so they can be maxed out but trashmon < cool shit you guys post.

>>147835662
>300 cp

Might as well throw a turd on there

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>just started and barely level three
>find and catch this motherfucker

>>147835865
Why would I report 3 (three) easy defends for myself? The only people I have to worry about are my coworkers, and since I run a later shift I always end the day with them under my control.

>haven't been able to log on all day
Help

>>147836186
Probably just because people were complaining about losing progress or having characters wiped entirely that they are safeguarded against it now. Client is probably being given extra leniency over server until things get more stability.

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>>147835884
Went faster as expected, forgot our internet got upgraded recently:
https://mega.nz/#!pp1ixQaB!C24Ob5tGHN4TWknDwCVUK3Tp3pDnjasrS8eRvFUISig

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>>147836296
Ponyta master race reporting in.

Who /Worriedaboutdata/ here?
I got a 500 mb plan and while it seems fine so far, I still worry.

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GIVE SERVERS BACK

What all do you guys carry around on your expeditions?

I usually carry just the basics in my red rock pack
>nalgeen filled half with ice, half water
>some nutrigrain bars
>2 12000ma battery banks
>the regular shit I keep in my range/go bag that I never take out like a box of ammo, spare mags, surefire ep6 plugs
>flash light for late night catching
>Walther PPQ in 9mm in my aegies armory holster
>keys
>hat
>sunglasses

>>147836523
I believe it, but what are those black dots that pulse and I've seen all over the place?

>tfw city wide wifi

feels good man

>>147836926
>YFW THE PRESIDENT IS THE CHAMPION BATTLE AND GEN 2 POKEMON UNLOCK AFTER SOMEONE BEATS HIM

>>147836982
>tfw I can't play
>tfw I need to verify my account
>tfw I can't because its still on maintenance

Now, if I could play I would have my 10,000ma/H battery bank, I literally lost 20% of my battery in one hour just ot try to log in. Probably bottle of water or sweet black tea.

>>147837040
TWC in my are has city wide wifi, but my roommates dont know their accoutn info for me to access it. But with so much open wifi in my town I guess it could still be considered city wide wifi.

>>147837159
We better do this before Trump gets sworn in, I'd hate to fight a wall team. None of my pokemon even know toxic

>>147836982
.40 Shield
Flashlight
Water
Bike with generator attached
I stop to get food somewhere in town
Moto 360(can reply to messages without closing app)

>>147835662
>I'm in Canada
What. Am I retarded or how are you able to download this already?

These server issues are bullshit.

>>147837903
you are retarded

>>147837903
APKs m8

>>147836982
>battery pack
>water
>snacks
>tools

i stuck a ram mount on my dirt bike, this has just given me another excuse to go innawoods

>servers are dead
>again

>>147836982
I just take water with me. If I ever get hungry there'll be a fast food place nearby

Is the game just going to remain unplayable during USA midday until the hype dies down?

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>>147838447
nigger you're defeating the purpose of going out and walking around

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>>147838538
I weigh 120 pounds, I'm not getting overweight until my 30s. Besides, I haven't actually eaten anywhere yet

>>147838153
APKs are ruining the experience for the rest of the world, stop mentioning them pls

>>147838636

There's more to walking around than getting exercise

anyone has already modded the apk for 4.2.2 devices? is it possible tho?

>>147836982
>cargo shorts
>longboard
>fanny pack with small water bottle and battery pack
>clip on speaker blasting 2 B A Master and various eurobeats

I like to travel lightly. When it gets stupidly hot out I may consider going shirtless.

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>>147838735
Then what are you complaining about? I'll just be going on my regular jogging route and places I normally drive to like the beach and walk around until I get a friend to go to the desert or one of the mountains near me

yaaaaaaaaaaawn
This game is boring. And shit.

PLAY

INGRESS

>>147838901
no

>>147838937
Lmaooo, nice counterargument

>>147839040
k

>>147839040
people who type like you are playing ingress

ergo, ingress is for faggots and nobody is going to play it

checkmate

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>>147836982
>been trying to workout
>too fat
>started biking to lose weight, do 11 miles every other day
>Pokemon Go comes out
AH yeah. Now to bike around and make a route that takes me through the most pokestops and maybe gyms through downtown LA.

as for gear
>2, 1 liter thermos with cold water
>some fruit (banana or an apple)
>reflective jacket, flashlight, light gear on my bike
>small bike pump
>boonie hat for hot/sun
>helmet for high traffic areas

To be honest, I might start making my routes longer or maybe just bike every day.
The game is shit, but it gives me something to plan around now.

>>147838507
Late night GO is comfy as fuck. I took a 2 hour long walk after midnight and capped 8 gyms with no errors from the game.

Woke up in the morning and collected my 100 coins/5000 dust

>>147838827
any1?
i just want to play some pokego

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Reminder to keep your AR on so you don't pass up the chance to meme

Reminder to throw curveballs when catching mon for that extra XP

Are there immunities in this game?

How closely does this game follow typing and weaknesses?

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>>147839656
These are only mildly amusing

>>147839475
>5000 dust
I think I might be taking a stroll tonight

Anyone able to play?

>>147839475
Think I'll do this tonight
Too bad most gyms here are filled with 500 cp while I'm at 300 cp

Has anyone figured out how to switch between google accounts to buy stuff?

I have a bunch of google rewards money, but it's not letting me select that account (which is the one I signed up with)

>>147840368
Literally no one

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Be honest, how much real money have you spent on this already?

>>147840658
0, eu here, waiting patiently. In the future, 0.

>>147840658
None because there's no need to pay for anything when pokestops are around

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SERVERS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>>147840658
40 for incense

>>147840929

>40 for incense

You can get 386 hours worth for $19.99

I spent $5 for incubators so far.

>tfw i can't get ar to work
anyone else having this problem?

6 and the servers go back up

>>147840658
>>147841135

Same, I spent $5 on incubators to get things moving but now that I have 10 gyms on lockdown I have no reason to buy coins since I get a free 100 coins/5000 dust every morning.

>Use an incense
>Server immediately shits itself, as always
>Get back on
>Incense isn't doing anything

Every

>>147841238
buy a new phone

Dubs and servers start working again

>>147840658
I'm trying to spend money, but the game isn't connecting to the right google account where all my rewards money is
:(

>decide to go outside
>can't connect to servers

Nice game you have there

Can't The Pokemon company put their names on this trash. It's like playing an alpha.

>>147839848
curveballs are so hard to hit though

>>147839848

I throw curveballs but they don't do anything. I got excellent once.

Once you claim a gym, can you claim the rewards right away? And how many gyms at a time can you claim?

>>147841873
if it was a true curveball it would give you extra XP

>>147841928

The fuck is a true curveball?

>>147841873
ive gotten curveball every single catch, i dont know what it means

the 2 gyms near me are blue. should i join blue or should i join yellow?

Caught a Golbat today first time playing. Haven't even got a Zubat which everyone seems to crying about to catch, though I must of wasted 30+ pokeballs on that Golbat. Now I have 1 pokeball left... And servers are down.

Is there a way to see an entire city's map with gym and pokestop locations?

>>147841769
blame the people in non-supported areas cheating the system and overloading the servers

Pokemon go?
More like Pokemon go offline

>actually want to go outside to play pokemon
>no servers

Hopefully later

Anyone in the Vegas area? I'm here for 3 weeks but can't catch pokemon in my area because military. Gotta find a decent place to walk around and catch shit.

Is the game up for anyone?

>>147842247

No, I blame the creators for using it as a cheap cash cow. This shit isn't exactly hard to predict.

Don't know what you're all bitching about, I haven't had one single problem connecting

Canada here.

Downloaded apk and had server issues as soon as i finished creating my avatar. So i'm guessing i got immediately banned. Hopefully my google account hasn't been permanently blacklisted :(

>>147840658
>on a bus to Ohio
>about to pass through Indiana
>servers are down

Hope I'm not missing out on any region exclusive mons.

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>>147842953
>ban meme

>>147842953
>Canada here
You're the reason the servers are crashing.

>>147838636
>overweight until my 30's

Shit creeps up on you senpai. Good habits start early.

>>147840658
>implying the servers have been up long enough for me to spend money yet

Im pretty liberal with my spending too. Sucks for Niantec they won't see a dime if the game isnt ever online

>>147843185
I was part of a soccer team my first year in college and I exercise two to three times a week. Pokemon Go definitely increased my motivation to jog a few miles around my neighborhood though

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At this rate it'll be a whole year before it's updated to the point that we can battle while standing infront of each other, with our pokemon on the AR.

>>147843092
Don't blame us for Pokemon's dumbass staggered release.

Better hope that Trump builds a wall across our border too because we gonna climb in your windows and snatch your Pokemans up motherfucker.

>>147843307
Yep, it's good for that, I hike a lot, looking forward to seeing what's out in the parks.

>>147842471
I was just at Jaycee park with my dog, but i just got a tat on my chest yesterday and cant wait out there anymore.

>>147843505
Was there any good catches out there?

>>147841992
When the ball starts to sparkle.

>>147842953
I hope it has you impatient shit

You are part of the problem

>>147843359
I doubt that was the intention in the first place.

The cynic tells me that the whole point of this enterprise was to milk the franchise by simply licensing the graphics and trademarks but not the gameplay itself (apparently Nintendo could get it patented in a fashion). We'll never get close to the Pokemon gameplay you can find on Nintendo's handhelds; if people can get it on a smartphone, there will be less reason to own a Nintendo handheld.

Has anyone gotten a magnemite? I want one, but have no clue how to get one.

>>147842953
You are not banned. Even "legal" users are having issues.

>>147843576
I briefly stopped by earlier and caught a bunch of shit including an Abra. Didnt have time to use incense then and now the servers are fucky. Theres a gym near there too and like 3 stops.

Who's your rival?

I think im fighting against teenage chinks for control of my neighborhood's gym. Saw them at the location last night when i was heading home and again when i tried to go take it back earlier today.

If the servers werent down, itd be mine

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>>147844320

>Who's your rival?

the fat in your body

>>147844030
I'm on Nellis and there's like 2 or 3 gyms and a bunch of pokestops but literally 0 pokemon.

>>147841135
>386 hours worth
that doesn't sound right

Postan some neat stuff I found out today

>easy curveballs
>move your finger in a tight circle to spin the pokeball, it starts sparkling if done correctly then throw the opposite way you spun it to make it curve back to the center.

>go to settings and enable battery saving mode then hold your phone upside down while the game is still on to black out the screen but continue tracking progress. The game will still vibrate when a month is nearby.>>147842204

Any more?

>>147844320
Myself and the sun.

>month
Fuck I meant Mon.
Autocorrect....

>>147844759
And you probably ment to link that to your original post, You just keep on embarassing yourself m8.

>try to enjoy this game
>servers aren't working for me and others here obviously
>sweaty nerds still out there tryharding with no problems whatsoever
so do i just give up now or what?

>>147844813
Actually no.
You managed to figure out who it was on you're own. Good job!

>>147845023
I've been playing really only when I take my dog for a walk. So it's what you want to put into it as a phone game, really just ingress with pokemon skins.

>>147845023
The nerds had a head start, that's all.

I doubt anyone is able to do anything at the moment.

>>147844538

My bad, those are half hours worth.

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Who else is spamming login attempts?

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>>147845540
I am. Doing my part to keep the servers down.


VALOR!

How long until popularity wanes and I'll be the only one playing in my area?

I just tried using a VPN to Japan and the servers work.

>>147844538

Incense costs $1.10/hr

($100 x 80pc x 2 incense) / (14,500pc x 1 incense x 1 hr) = $1.10344 / 1 hr

Pretty shitty desu. The store is way overpriced, especially for how easy it is to get stuff. They need to double the amount of pokecoins if they want people to buy them

>>147845813
Ingress is still pretty popular even today.

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cmon senpai

>>147843827
There is no reason to own a Nintendo handheld in the 21st Century.

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servers so ded even the page to check the server status is ded

>>147846257
Fun fact - it only died when americunts started getting on.

>nearby pokemon list is empty

Is this a bug or do some places just not have pokemon? There are tons of stops nearby.

>>147846689
>blaming legitimate players who did nothing wrong
>when the real problem is fags from unsupported regions who can't wait their turn

>>147846257
That's not even related to any of them, it's a third party site that's getting ddos'd because people are checking it so much.

>>147844008
My home is crawling with em. Guessing it's because it's called a science park and tons of telecom companies have offices here.

>>147846712
Yesterday I walked down the streets for like a hour and half or so and didn't get a single pokeman. But I think that's because my village is pretty empty. It's not bugged right? r-right?

>>147846712
There's none on military bases.

>>147847048
Are those like the forest areas that are filled in with dark green?

im already a master

>>147835579
Capped

>>147847319

I've caught plenty on post.

>>147847547
Really? I'm on Nellis and the place was barren. Are you using incense or something?

What does the shaking grass mean? I thought it would mean a pokemon is there, just like the games - but I've gone to several patches of "shaking" grass and found nothing? Is it just an aesthetic thing or are the servers fucking up that bad?

when's this officially coming out in the UK?

I just uninstalled accidentally am I fucked?

>>147840658
None, I'm from London and there are Pokespots everywhere plus they get refreshed super fast. I've accessed the same spots like 3~5 times already since Westfield is just outside my house.

Also has anyone hatched a 10km egg? Does anyone know what's inside those?

>>147847698

No, but it definitely goes blank in some areas.

Some think it has to do with how many cell phones are in an area.

>>147847812
Shit's saved on cloud.

>>147847794
god knows, Niantic doesn't ever tell us shit it's more of a "suprise, shit's on the store now"

>>147847723
It's aesthetic

If I beat a gym do I get to pick which pokemon goes in there or does it have to be the winner?

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Great game so far I especially like this part

>>147847878
I have 2 km left on my 10km egg
I would be outside hatching it now if there servers weren't eternally fucked

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>go around town on my motorcycle catching pokemons
>really want to fight other people with my pokemons
>feel like biker glenn all the time

I JUST WANT TO BATTLE OTHER PEOPLE

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING SERVERS HOLY SHIT

>>147847319
My friend lives on base. It has like 6 gyms and 20 pokestops. One of the gyms was right outside a heavily restricted area, and he and his goon squad got pulled over and had their IDs ran by the cops after they stood in front of it with their phone for 10 minutes lol

>>147847956
You get to pick. If your mon got hurt while battling the gym youll have to heal it though

>>147847878
I got a 10km egg as well but I still haven't hatched it cause I'm a lazy fuck
But anyway I remember seeing some anon I think on /v/ saying he got an Aerodactyl from one.

>Java servers

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>>147840008
Found this one yesterday on a go thread in /b/

How do I make a party? I got to level six and joined a team.

>>147848012
>battling other trainers becomes an option
>people start cosplaying to extreme degrees
>bikers start harassing other players
>guys start waiting on mountains for weeks as hikers
i cant wait

im still mad i lost my incense right when the servers went down yesterday

fucking FUCK

I can't even sign up for this shit

>>147848012
Darting around Manhattan on a grom hitting up thousands of pokespots and catching rares feels really fucking good senpai

>use incense
>servers go down
KILL ME

>>147848012
>INGRESS
>tfw i put a mount on my dirt bike
>I can go anywhere

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>>147848191
This is still my favorite

Is there a list of compatible devices? I have a Galaxy S3 but it says I can't install it on this phone.

Why the hell not? It has gps and a camera. This game isn't exactly graphically demanding.

okay so hatching eggs only work when you have the app open and walking. but what if i have the app open, then my phones screen goes black from being idol. does the app still track steps?

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who /wakingupearlytoavoidservernonsense/ tomorrow?

>>147848384

look for the apk on another site and install it

is it possible for other people on your team to fill up a gym with their pokemon so you cant put any pokemon in?

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>>147848381

>be good looking socially capable guy IRL
>be ultimate weaboo on the inside
God, I want to play the female trainer, but people will look at me strange, won't they?
Should also kill my chances of finding a qtπ trainer gf.

>>147847878
10KM egg contains
>Aerodactyl
>Chansey
>Lapras
>Snorlax
>Scyther
>Electabuzz
>Magmar
>Pinser
>Hitmonchan
>Hitmonlee
>Onix
>Jinx
and shit from lower tier eggs, so you could just get a fucking Eevee or psyduck from it.

I hope the servers are up soon, i got Poke Mongo working on my iphone and i live in sweden

>>147842087
In my area at least it seems to be

60 % blue
30 % red
10% yellow

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Do I keep lvling him up or play eevee roulette and evolve him.

I meed flarion because normies have pinsir in every fucking gym

>>147848496
requesting that one bathroom

>>147847449
Those are actual parks. This is just a comfy hill with modern office buildings.

>>147848506
faggot

>>147848517
>download apk
>run it
How does one not get it working?

>>147848517
Nice blog post
10/10
How do i like and subscribe on this site xD?

They don't make enough servers because people end up dropping the game because they're fucking normies. We just have to deal with shit servers for the rest of the month :^)

>>147848595
I need jolteon since everyone here jammed all their pidgeots into gyms

Can you have the app open while driving? I am a truck driver so i drive 5 hours each day

>>147848070
I'm staying at the thunder inn if your "friend" plans on going out for any walks this weekend.

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>The fucking site that tells you if the servers are down is down.

>>147835137
>Take a half day
>Decide to walk into town
>Our servers are experiencing problems. Come back later

Yeah fuck you too. At least have it say "Try again later" or better yet have notifications for when the servers come online

>Finally online
>Magmar
>why can't I click on it?
>Okay in battle
>Throw pokeball
>It just sits there
>wait
>20 minutes later
>Still waiting
We're sorry our servers are experiencing brain problems fuck off so we can fix them

>Get back in
>Fighting a pidgey
>Lost gps signal
>Game stops recognizing my taps
I've never seen a mobile game with this many Game breaking issues.


above that why does ghastly's outline look like moltres?

>>147848275
Just run up to,someone and yell some random,shit before starting a battle.

>>147848656
>download apk on iphone

>>147848510
>only got shit route 1 tier pokemon so far
>will finally have a decent pokemon
This made me feel a little better
You also get a shitton of candies from eggs, right?

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>>147848656
>iphone
>.apk

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>>147848517

>be sweden
>go outside to catch pokemons
>only voltorb's outside
>they all use self destruct

>>147836253
The pidgey chain is pretty decent at max evolution.

Ratata is pretty easy to evolve into raticate which is an easy 200-400 CP.

>>147848793
>have notifications for when the servers come online

>server comes back online
>everyone is notified, clamor to get on and do something before the server goes down
>server goes down under intense load
Real smart plan there, ace.

>>147848595
Do types even fucking matter in this game?
I kinda expect them too because it's a pretty fucking core concept of pokemon.

But i could totally see them completely ignoring it and only CP mattering

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>>147848851
>>147848887
Trolled hard!
I-I was just pretending to be retarded.

I FOUND AN ELECTRIC POKEMON ZONE FILLED WITH MAGNEMITES AND ELECTRABUZZ AND THE SERVERS DIE. FUCKKK

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Up at the dankest hour

>>147849015
Why not have servers capable of withstanding the load?

I feel like I'm playing Diablo 3

or at least have something like a chao garden for pokemon offline

>Unable to Authenticate
>Unable to Authenticate
>Unable to Authenticate
>Mistype password
>Your password is incorrect, you have 4 more tries before you will be locked out for 15 minutes
>Retype pass properly
>Unable to Authenticate
Fuck you, if you know my pass was wrong that means you can fucking authenticate!

>>147849023
You can get super effective moves, but I dunno if STAB is a thing.

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>Wondering why kids are running around the local strip club with their phones out

>Fucking strip club is a high value pokéstop.

I lol'd

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Strangely I haven't met anybody during the day but I met like 4 different groups of 1-4 people all out at 2 in the morning.

>>147848887
you own an iphone though, fucking normie

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>Catch a 90+ spearow
>Servers crash and burn on the pokeball
>manage to log in
>No spearow
>catch a 110 CP drowzee
>Servers crash and burn on the pokeball
>manage to log in
>No drowzee
>Come back 2 hours later to see if servers are up again
>Drowzee and Spearow in my pokemon list

>>147849169
this game honestly just gets better and better

can someone please answer my question?

>>147849185
level?

>>147848831
YES!!!!!!!!!

>>147849193
you own an android, so edgy

>>147849193
I'm not even the original poster you shitfuck.
You comment was so fucking dumb i just responded to it.

Fuckin hell Nintendo, get these servers back up
I just fixed my bike so I can have an egg-hatchingmobile and now I can't hatch that 10km egg

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I wonder if she caught it.

>cleaning room
>find old pocket knife
>tfw i can go outside at night to catch pokemon now

>Catch XL pidgey
>evolve it
>No longer XL

Wat?

>>147848705
You can but it doesn't count towards eggs, and a lot of open areas have nothing.

>>147849185
How in the fuck

>>147849334
oh shit im a fucking retard i forgot to link it.
>>147848465

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>Not owning 10+ Gyms

Git gud.

>>147849429
What is it that decides that driving doesent work for hatching eggs?

>>147849115
At least diablo 3 has content

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>>147849347

>>147849553
how fast you are moving.

>manage to log in
>everything actually loads
>manage to transfer low cp pokemon and get candy without it giving an error

shit's working again boys.

>>147849495
How the hell do you get on?
Servers still fucked for me.

>>147849553
I heard that if you go above 20kph it cuts off

Hey, how do you release Pokemon that you don't want anymore.

>>147849581
>>147849623
I suppose i am gonna have to drive real slow.

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>>147849185
>Mystic

>>147849593
why would you go on the internet and tell lies like that

should I just play an actual pokemon game? I've only played pokemon crystal and fire red

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Male or female?
I'm a guy obviously.

>>147849593
Not really
Just threw a ball at an ekans, it got in and now it's just standing still. Will probably have to restart the app, if that ekans isn't caught I'm gonna kill myself

>>147849736
a guy so that when we get player interactions people don't look at you weird

>>147849686
Transfer. You use that to gain candies so you can evolve/power up the pokemon you like too, sexy cheeks

>>147849798
this happened to me twice. lost an eevee and a rhyhorn, hope your snek is okay

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>>147849686
>>147849686
Answer me

>>147849798
I had the same thing happen with both a pikachu and a dratini today. Sapped all my energy and I just went home.

CAN SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION
>>147848465

>>147849918
>>147849798
I caught a Pidgey, Spearow and Drowzee, they all bugged out on the catching screen. Just logged in and still have all 3 of them.
Your stuff is probably fine.

>>147849798
>>147849918
i had this happen too, caught an eevee and a pidgey

both were gone after i logged back in

>>147849836
THANK YOU

>>147849923
>Being retarded
Transfer you numb nut

>>147849994
Stfu

If you are playing on a server from a country you don't live IN YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU IMPATIENT FUCK

>>147850057
No need to thank me. I accept handjobs though

>>147849373
thanks?
>>147849361
rather have dumped down shit then customisability

>>147849836
Is there any reason to keep duplicates of a certain pokemon or should I just transfer them away to focus on whatever the best is?

>>147850087
;)

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>>147849918
Snek is ded.

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ITS HAPPENING

>>147850037
checked afterwards and they werent but servers are shit now so we'll see
>>147850040
RIP

>>147850176
It depends. I have a spare Spearow I'm keeping because it has Twister for some reason

>>147850176
You can get xp from them, If you live in an area like mine where pidgey's common as fuck just save up a few high CP ones so you can evolve them for the XP.

>tried a bunch of different names for my character but none worked
>just mash the buttons and start playing
>reach level 4
>regret my name choice

Should I just stick to it or redo it, since I'm only at level 4?

>>147850268
https://youtu.be/WChTqYlDjtI

>>147850394
Redo it, it's gonna keep bugging you and you'll switch eventually, do it now while you're still relatively low.

>>147850269

got in the game in mexico, went out because no pokmons around

Just managed to get online

>>147849580
How?

>>147849458
I work nights and had no life during the day. Now, Pokemon Go is life.

>>147848510
Also snorlax

>>147850621
Either a marathon runner daily, or put money in the game.

>>147850651
4th on the list you blind fuck, i bet you play valor.

Has anyone figured out how to switch google accounts for payment?

It's not using the one I logged into the game with

>>147849423
yeah, what the fuck. I evolved my fatass pidgey and now he's a tiny pidgeotto wtf

>>147849736
If you pick female when there is no ass to stare at(because that is the excuse fags use towards picking female avatars) then you might as well just go outside wearing a skirt and ask random people to fuck your asshole in exchange for incense.

>>147848705
If you go past 30 km/h it won't count towards eggs

>>147850815
B-But I just want to be the little girl.

>>147849423
He grew into his body

it's like babyfat

>>147849423
He was bulking, bulking time is over.

and servers died again

>>147850632
>>147850745
I dropped $20 right at the very beginning. I was a beta tester and I knew from it that you got a one-time 500xp bonus for each new species of pokemon you catch. I also knew about the daily reward from the gyms so I got on that right away and started collecting asap.

>spent 2500 on incense and eggs
>bought 4 incubators
what else is there
none of the stops near me have a bench or anything to sit on so lures not really an option

>>147840658

Only spending money to support them when they add battles and fix their servers.

I would actually buy this game if it meant better servers, but fuck it in its current state.

>>147850963
>I knew from it that you got a one-time 500xp bonus for each new species of pokemon you catch
smart

wish I knew this

>servers
>working
>ever
wow this is gay

Why the fuck do pokestops not give me anything even though I spin it as I drive past? This is fucking retarded.

>>147850621
Ah sorry, that post was meant for you too.
>>147850963

The double xp from the lucky eggs helps a lot, and walking around with incense means you always have pokemon around you.

>>147850963
wish I could've started playing on 7/5
downloaded yesterday and today is basically my first day playing with all these server shits
gonna go out tonight and nab me some gyms
only level 7 though

>4 gyms around me
>Center of the city has nothing but a 50CP ghastly
>Biggest event hall has a 120 goldeen
>Mall complex has a 180CP pidgeott
>Random bench in the middle of nowhere
>190 CP electabuzz
>210 CP pidgeott
>470 CP pidgeott
What the fuck?

Servers actually up?

How long can we expect this to last? 30 min?

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>>147835721
Anyone?

>>147851268
Because some gyms are bugged and you can't take them no matter what.

>Servers come up for a bit
>able to evolve a pokemon
>catch 2
>didn't catch 4 cause of lag and server dying

I wanna just go down to my fucking Pokestops but the servers keep dying.
At least I got to join best team.

>>147850748
Also snorlax

>>147851276
Basically just don't expect to play without experience frustration until sometime tonight. Last night around 8-9pm ET the servers seemed fine, maybe it'll take a bit longer tonight since it's Friday.

>>147851105
Also why isnt my egg going up while I drive?

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>Server goes up and I log in
>MINUTES LATER IT BEGINS TO RAIN
FUCK THIS

>>147851470
Egg hatching doesn't work in fast moving vehicles or something like that.

>>147851401
>Throw ball
>Error
>Throw ball
>Breaks out
>breaks out
>Error
>Throw ball
>Just sits there

This game is fucking terrible

>>147851470
Game doesn't work when going above 20mph

Do you guys trash pokemon you don't need or try to keep one of each?

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>>147851148
uh so edgy, did t. rocket killed your mom too?

I've tried like 20 names and none of them are available

Is it 20mph or 20kph? If it's 20kph then I actually have to be careful and mind my bike's speed...

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>Servers go up
>Go outside to start my jog
>Find a scyther mid-jog
>Try to catch it
>Has the dark orange rings
>Use like 20 balls
>Game freezes
>Loading symbol on the left
>Returned home, lost my drive

I've been jogging routinely like this for like 6 months now and I have never come home early, this is the first time it's happened - this game is breaking me.

lads should I power up my Golbat (183 cp) or wait until I hatch my 10km egg? Don't wanna waste stardust desu

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here's something plebbit made if any of you yellowfags are interested

>>147851718
It's 30kph, wich translates to somewhere just below 20 mph.

>>147851750
If Pokemon is enough to make you stop exercising you have bigger issues in life.

>>147851776
Fuck Reddit, they're redditing up my team

>>147851654
Kinda mixed 'cause there's 250 slots and I haven't come close to filling that up yet. There's not much point in selling two or three dupe eevees when 2 more candies isn't going to do anything for me. But there's little point to keeping the weak ones either.

>>147835721
>>147851340
Also want to know this

>>147851340
>How do I interpret that white arc?
The one above a pokemon on it's profile? Basically just imagine that the left side is the pokemon's lowest CP, and the right side is it's highest. You can advance it by powering up.

>Height/weight has no influence, I assume?
Not as far as I know.
>How do I know what a good moveset is? Just go for the higher number?
Yeah, high number is more damage. Most normal attacks seem to attack at the same rate, although different specials charge at different rates, indicated by the blue bar. The moves have typing, so they can super/not effective against certain pokemon.

Can 2 pokemons have the same moves with different damage?
Not sure, they seem to be the same for my pokemon.
>Can you use more than 1 pokemon in a gym fight? If so, how? It seems to default to my strongest.
If you are attacking an enemy gym you get to use 6 pokemon. You can change them by tapping on them. If you are training at a friendly gym, you only get to use one at a time. You can change it by also tapping it.

>>147851945
>>Height/weight has no influence, I assume?
>Not as far as I know.
Size seems to have an effect on the HP your pokeymans have.

If a gym has 3 pokemans in it do I get to pick 3 of mine for battle or do I have to beat all of them with just my strongest?

>>147852132
If you a battling an enemy gym, you get to choose 6 of your pokemon to battle. It randomly chooses them when you click the battle icon, but you can change them by tapping on them.

>>147851654
Unless I'm pushing the slot cap, there's no sense in it because dust is easy to come by and trashing them would only give candies for that species anyways.

>servers down AGAIN
>literally up for like 10 minutes
When will they get their shit together

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>>147851776
>GoT Font

I don't like it.

>>147851776
God, this is so gay.

I just got a golbat with ??? Cp in my pokeballs 3 times and hé still escaped REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>147852381
hopefully before they go global with this

>>147852381
what buggers me is all the faggots who defend them
>b-but after releasing the most hyped mobile game in history they didn't expect people to jump on it

>>147852661
niantic did nothing wrong obvs

>pokemon sit in your backpack knowing full well that you're going to throw them to the street the moment you find another with more CP

>>147851598
If they dont give us free shit after all this I'm out.
>>147851586
Oh fanfucking tastic guess Ill hatch eggs every once and awhile cuz kids and poor people and autists can't fucking drive.

>finally catch a hypno
>Game is forever stuck staring at the pokeball with a loading icon in the corner
>Have to quit
>Hypno is gone next time the game let's me log in
FUCK

>>147853421
>thread is half filled with stories like this
>BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME
Fucking retards all of you.

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>thatll be 12$ for your coffee, plus tip

>>147853421
pff Hypno
Shit happened to the Gengar I caught

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>servers are back
>want to go outside but it's 11pm of fryday and all the normies are out there
>getting "gps signal not found" again
i just want to play

>>147853421
Another casualty to this bug. RIP
>ekans
>eevees
>rhyhorn
>pidgeys
>spearow
>drowzee
and now
>hypno
and >>147853584
>gengar

>109 degrees outside
>Servers are up but I'm too scared to start searching outside for the 4th time today only to have to die

I'm having to constantly relog into my Google Account every time it crashes or isn't accessed for a while. That shit needs to be fixed.

>>147853712
add my spearow to the list

It's the fucking BRs overloading the servers. Those vermin ruin every f2p game as soon as it comes out. Just fucking purge the country.

>>147852064
I think bigger size = more cp you can gain from stardust and what not

>managed to catch a hot sea right before servers went down
Truly a good feel

>>147853881
BRs are geobanned so it's not them.

Source: my BR internet friend can't play

>servers up
>go find a gym finally
>1HP bug on a pokemon killed with a horsea half its cp