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1st for sjw cucks
First for post-edobean freedom
3rd for autism
i dont have autism
xth for peggingwithed
nth for kermit
600K HYPE!!! PogChamp
>people will defend this thing
>>147835398
What a cute boy
>>147835398
tony bomboni
>>147835398
I just thought it was a regular dude who was doing the whole "I'm a girl" thing as a joke. I mean he has "girl" in his name and calls himself a lesbian... that sounds pretty tongue in cheek
>>147835398
if you're trying to pass as female shouldn't you grow your hair longer than jewfro?
>>147835398
that's such a low effort cosplay
>>147835378
>>147835398
is being a tranny a fad i missed
>>147835508
It isn't. It is entirely serious.
>>147834532
whoever pitched the donation incentive idea is a fucking genius
>>147835531
no it's just starting
>>147835530
lol XD
>>147835273
Glad I can unmute the stream. How people can tolerate, or even like, Edobean's obnoxious fake behaviour is beyond me
>>147834532
40 thousand dollars for 5 minutes of glitches at 4 am HYPE
Don't you all miss this yet?
>>147835124
>fat asian woman
literally useless
cool runner and cool couch
>>147835508
Being a trans lesbian is just an easy way to get girls.
>>147834532
15 fucking thousands for a 6 minutes oblivion run.
>>147835650
She's LOLRANDOMXD tho!
>>147835398
>looks like a man
>likes girls
>is not a straight man
>but a transsexual lesbian
>>147835836
DUDE
DIVERSITY
LMAO
>>147835775
>"annonymous" donated 14k!
>>147835836
>>147835530post #1
>>147835754
The only "girls" that trans "lesbians" can get are other trans lesbians, actual lesbians fucking hate trannies
>>147835682
Fuck this. Had to lower the volume of my PC because my family was walking around. It's one of those "I just can't explain why these people are doing this, please don't judge me" thing.
>>147835754
>>147835836
It's an easy way to get into the girl's changing room.
>>147835836
My poor friend had an FTM mom who liked dudes stillFriend ended up killing trying to kill himself and later ended up leaving the country
Reminder /v/ didn't relentlessly troll and run off good speedrunners this event would be good like it used to be.
>LEL SJWS LUL DONT BE LE PUSSY STOP POSTING NARCISSA xd
you retards broke this community. this event is so fucking awful now.
>i am having vietnam flashbacks right now
based
>>147835908
yeah dude diversity
it's so much different than a regular heterosexual male because
because...
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have sex with the best looking/most passable tranny at the event, or have sex with Edobean while she keeps saying WAAAAAA?
remember speedrunning
I don't
>>147835650
she's the classic fat randomlolxd girl who attracts weeaboos and sad teenage virgins
>>147836000
>you retards broke this community.
4chan has had literally zero effect to anything in speedrunning.
>>147836042
edobean without a doubt
>>147836000
>srg discussions affect the quality of the marathon
>>147836042
Latter if it's a blowie.
>>147836042Edobean while she keeps sayingpoyo
>tfw having a plushie is too distracting, but talking about your partner's transition and anniversary is okay
Why can't GDQs just be fun again?
>>147836000
Yeah cuz /v/ has so much influence over the invites
Go peddle your social justice bullshit somewhere else
>>147836042
I have some Clorox under my sink. I'll drink that instead.
>>147836042
Edobeanis my waifu
>>147835960
>>147835836
>>likes girls
Seriously, how come all these degenerates just happen to be trans AND "gay". Even if you consider it to be a real thing and not a mental illness, wouldn't the likely hood of that be extremely fucking rare?
>>147836042
Does it have to be someone at the event? Can I just choose Adam?
>>147836179
Full on sex. Though you could add a bloejob in on top of that if you want.
>>147836000
the only time srg has influenced the community was when >we made that $6k donation to GDQ
whats your issue with edobean
>>147836205
>not being a /v/irgin who gets mad about trannies means you peddle social justice
OK
/srg/ during every gdq since 2013
>wow this event sucks, gets worse every year
Meanwhile, rational human beings
>hey these speedruns are pretty neat
Why don't you all just form your own event? I mean, you're all probably decent speedrunners, yeah? I bet it would be great.
>>147836386
She tries too hard to be cute, and her voice is like a knife on a dinner plate.
>>147836271
Real answer is that it's an advanced case of body dimorphism that is allowed to manifest without helpplus it's easier to just ignore trannies than to actually help them
why aren't these speedboys autistic, doesn't that break GDQ rules or something
>>147836190
>gdq
>fun
>ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
>>147836259
jesus
>>147836232
>see picture
>>147836279
someone who's shown up on stream somewhere, at some point, yes.
>>147836435
>I will be back for Mario Maker
>>147836435
>yfw she's going to yell 'PepsiMan' every 2 seconds
>>147836149
>>147836159
>>147836205
>>147836362
>this is what /v/ actually believes
/v/ has been harassing streamers, ANON IZ LEGION doxing and ruining their social media shit for years and the good streamers finally got sick of retards
>>147836362
>retards here actually donated to this trash
dear lord this is worse than /v/ donating to feminists
>>147836435
>she's going to ruin Pie's based Mario Maker run
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>147836435
>Mario Maker
I hope she just means that she's in the building and won't be saying anything. I was looking forward to that run.
would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?
>>147836386
fat
>>147836506
who
JBM is BASED
>>147836534
FUCK
>>147836487
>Sending your father to hell knowing you're a disgusting trannie and just letting him know how much of a failure he was
>announcing to the world your mental illness
>>147836506
this isn't video games
>>147836562
/v/ is not /vg/ now fuck off
>>147836534
This mario run is pretty good. Good commentary, good runner. There's finally more than one good run at the event!
>>147836487
>transsexual
Sounds like a troll tbqhwy
>>147836487
imagine how empowered cosmo felt while sitting on the couch hearing that donation
>>147836698
KEK
this gif gets me everytime
>>147836435
>>147836569
blame duke_bilgewater i havent donated a penny in 4 years
>>147836562
>this is you on the kool-aid
Poor victim of those terrorist misogynerds, link your patreon so we can donate
>>147836761
This was before his mental illness
He was still cool
>>147836830
was duke /v/ and his geologist soil fucking friend too?
why do you all care what happens outside of the runs
I mute the stream whenever a run is over.
I literally have no idea what everyone is bitching about.
so to clarify:
>cross-dressing because its a fetish
completely acceptable and admirable for its courage in perverseness
>cross-dressing because you think you are trans
completely degenerate with severe mental health issues and low quality of person.
any questions?
>>147836506
>i'm meltingggg
>meeeeeltttttttinnnngggggg
>>147836952
Pretty much
Crossdressing as a fetish is fine, mental illness on the other hand is not fine and should not be encouraged
>>147836952
You made a mistake, Anon, I'll fix it for you!
>cross-dressing because its a fetish
completely degenerate with severe mental health issues and low quality of person.
>cross-dressing because you think you are trans
completely degenerate with severe mental health issues and low quality of person.
>>147836676 hey look faggot
>>147836848
boy I sure am talking out of my ass
>>147837023
>having a fetish is not mental illness
only on 4chan
>that king looks like mario's uncle
Is this fucker being racist against italians? As a transitalian I have to say I'm deeply, deeply triggered by this. These microaggressions against my new heritage must stop! I DEMAND that gamesdonequick act to make a safe space for people of transcultural heritage, and ban people like these streamers who make fun of us.
>>147837073
>hippie spacings
>this formatting
You have to go back
>>147837152
epic dude upvoted
>>147837042
>>147837123
this and this are incorrect
>>147837023
this is correct
>>147836952
one is in public and one is in private
they're both shit
>>147837152
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>>147837152
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>>147835480
HELLO POOPSIES
>literally devolved into a nerdest for progressive normies and trannies
man, im engaged and will have a kid eventually. i cant imagine fathering a boy who wants to chop his dick off and wears a dress around in public. i think environment has a lot to do with it so my children arent going to be tranny weirdos but damn i feel for those parents that have to pretend theyre okay with their kids being weird little shits
>>147837290
welp it somehow ate some of my extra spaces, brb killing myslef
>another group selfie
stop taking selfies
>>147837439
Don't be a shit father. And if you fuck that up, at least be a man and do the right thing.
3 more hours until our boy caleb hard rips these faggots apart
>>147837439
Every parent feels shame at some point.
Especially yours.
>>147837456
it's to prevent faggots like you spamming.
It's working as intendedâ„¢
>>147837742
You're a faggot, faggot.
>>147837439
I dont think many trannies actually want to chop their dicks off.
My ideal situation is being a cute girl that fucks actual girls that are bi. I just want to feel pretty.
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/751199900776271872
Is she going to speedrun any other games?
>>147837623
>especially yours
nah i'm actually the only thing my family has to be proud of.
it's one thing to feel shame sometimes but having a tranny kid is like having to live with shame every day of the year every year until you die
>>147837824
What's your point
>>147837824
have*
>>147837827
Kill yourself.
>>147837824
It's a fuckboy thing.
>>147837827
>have a dick
>want to dress like someone who doesn't have a dick
why
>>147837824
how many times do i have to report you
>>147837439
this >>147837565
be a rolemodel, you're redpilled enough (I assume) to teach your son this
>>147837867
>she
DRIVING AND SPEEDING
>>147837881
I don't know if you're married, thinking about kids and still posting on 4chan, I think you have bigger issues than your future son putting on makeup
quick question though:
would it be different if you have a daughter and she transitions into a male?
>>147837824
cool runner cool couch
>>147837827
why can't you just be a boy that fucks cute girls instead of having Y chromosomes and a penis while saying youre a girl
>>147838041
Is that another fucking tranny
>>147837889
thanks, I saw it after posting
AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
>>147838095
no that one on the right is just an unattractive woman but she's actually good at games and not much of an attention whore
>>147837881
Yeah I'm sure your dad is just glowing with pride knowing his darling son is giving those trannies what for on an anonymous image board.
>>147837943
>>147838062
I just told you why.
I want to be cute and I get off on wearing skirts and thighhighs and makeup. I think its a pretty normal fetish.
>>147838176
neat
>>147837945
>being this triggered
whos the streamer with the 2nd anniversary gf
SWERVING AND IM SCREAMING
>>147838178
not that guy but complaining about the weird and stupid shit people do is one of the best bonding experiences a father and son can have
>>147838234
Could you please go set yourself on fire?
>not cranking one out during the scroller
do you even speed
>>147837948
im not redpilled, i dont care if other people want to be trannies or suck cocks or whatever, i just dont want my own blood to do it. im pretty moderate, i voted for sanders.
like i said, i'm sure it's mostly environment so my kids wont be trannies.
>>147838031
>le 4chan is for fucked up degenerate weirdos!!
it's 2016, 4chan isn't that edgy anymore. full of autists and weirdos sure but there's tons of "normies" on this website these days too.
and no, it wouldnt be different.
>>147838265
peggingwithed aka programmingwithed
>>147838176
Shes pretty attractive for having the bare minimum of makeup on. Maybe I just have low standards though.
>>147837827
Have you considered a career in speedrunning?
>>147838346
Except it's literally a normal fetish, cross dressing is on the same tier as BDSM.
>>147838234
but youre ugly
>>147837824
Dumb foxposter
>le coinship meme xDDD
ebin
AND I VIOLENTLY CUM
>>147838041
she's cute I don't care what you queens say
>everyone hates speed
>at gdq
No shit.
>>147838406
This is how every extreme deviance starts
>>147838031
>I don't know if you're married, thinking about kids and still posting on 4chan, I think you have bigger issues than your future son putting on makeup
nice meme retard
>everyone cheers for some shitty easter egg that loses time
This is what it has come to. Face it, speedrunners have lost. Only hope for ESA now.
>>147838394
I think her only problem is her ears desu
(I CUM)
>>147838406
>cross dressing is considered normal
since when
>>147835398
You're right.
Americans will ironically defend the nose.
>>147838406
these people are the type of niggers who split pedophilia into children that look like children and children that look like teenagers
DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING
>>147838618
Do you seriously not know what a "fetish" is?
And why are we wasting our time talking about this instead of you know... The speedrun?
>>147836952
they are both degenerate
>>147838369
>it's 2016
and yeah it is still full of tons of retarded fucks that post their autistic shit because they can't get banned
but being married and posting on 4chan is super fucking pathetic and your wife will probably enviably leave you from how you are on here because, like you said, nobody on 4chan is edgy or a faggot anymore, we're just ourselves :D:D ^_~
>>147838707
The difference is that teenagers are hot, anon
>>147838369
stop cucking your future child
The only unacceptable fetish is cuckolding, interracial or not it destroys the dynamic of a relationship.
AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
>>147838667
Thanks for the late response!
CUM ON THE WHEEL
>>147838768
>u cant use this website because u have a girlfriend REEEEEE!!!
that's pretty arbitrary my dude
Degenerates all of you
>>147835650
it's the Roseanne Barr approach
>>147838762
>And why are we wasting our time talking about this instead of you know... The speedrun?
why are you such a passive aggressive fuckboi? were you raised by a single mother?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHPSD6GYxo
When was the last time there was a decent speedrun at a GDQ
>>147838418
fight me
They're only gonna raise like 1/2 as much as they raised after last years sgdq lol
>>147839208
witwix's boshy run
>>147839208
Never, because GDQs aren't about speed. They're about getting eyeballs on the stream, and thus more donations into Jewyama's coffers. Flashy>>>>>speed at these events.
>>147839340
Nah, there's gonna be a sudden large increase to help bring up the ONE MILLION HOIYP
>>147839340
>and now we have another generous donation of [$1,000,000 - $current_donation_total] from anonymous
>>147839453
fake donations on the last day don't count
>>147838976
>girlfriend
you have a fucking wife you stupid retard. go watch netflix with her or build a treehouse, fag.
AND THEN I CUM ON THE DASH
AND THEN I SHIT ON THE SEATS
AND THEN I'M DONE
>>147839548
im engaged, not married. i dont get what youre trying to argue. having a wife invalidates your 4chan license or something? im a lawbreaker look out 4channers normie coming through beep beep out the way faggot robots
YOU FUCKED IT UP
tranny nutter
>>147839782
THEN I'M DONE
>>147839340
This is almost the exact same as they were doing at this point in the marathon last year, anon.
see:
http://irc.alligatr.co.uk/sgdq15/ vs http://irc.alligatr.co.uk/sgdq16/
>>147839764
okay dad, go take out a mortgage over it.
Guys can you please stop spamming misogynistic, fatphobic and transphobic messages? Thanks.
Sincerely, leddit.
I'm new here
is the thread usually this shitty?
>>147836952
Because roleplaying as X makes it obvious you can distinguish between reality and fetish. Seriously thinking you are X is obviously delusional.
>>147839885
do you browse reddit daily faggot?
>>147839885
No usually it's shittier
>>147839548
>build a treehouse
Is this a new meme I missed out on somewhere?
>>147839883
>hehe le /v/ culture sjws btfo back to tumblr
>>147839885
It's usually way worse
>>147839885
It's 4chan. What the fuck do you think.
who here has some serious mind wandering right now
>tfw they don't read your donation
>Anonymous donation of 300 thousand dollars.
>Keep up the good work guys, love this event and love the runs, bringing gamers like us together for a good cause, let's get the 1 million, hype!
How do you react?
my mind wanders but its making my transition easier
>>147840068
greetings from germany
>>147839885
refer to your picture
>>147840068
If you're giving away your money just to hear some shit, you deserve to lose it with nothing to show for it.
>>147839883
>a redditor has gifted reddit gold to anon for this submission
>>147840068
Not generic enough
>>147840165
>A bunch of people upvoted this message
>This means it must be right
20 bucks says he loses the hammer suit
>tfw you haven't seen or heard Blechy yet
>>147840153
Nah, I'm donating because it's the right thing to do. Just would've been nice to hear it.
>>147840298
instant money
>>147840416
Then donate to MSF directly so a bunch of assholes don't take a cut.
Imagine being a male named Ian and you're such a failure in life that you try to reinvent yourself as a woman, even though the undeniable biological FACTS make you a man lol
>>147840278
>>147840278
Literally a flawless system
>>147840481
But anon, the organizers are selfless people.
>mfw I can't even type this without laughing
>fat guy
>first thing i thought of was macaroni and cheese
>>147840640
literally no different than collecting (you)s
looks like we got another 2000 dollar donation from """"""anonymous"""""" buckos!!!
>she never gets tied up
>talking about bondage on a G-rated stream
GUESS WHO'S NOT INVITED NEXT YEAR
>>147840964
BANNED
>>147840876
why is the " necessary? who is anon??
AWW YEA DUDE I GOT AN INTERVIEW
THUMBS UP BROS
dead thread??
>>147840320
He's not there
>>147841805
>interviews at GDQ
literally why
>so you wanted to go fast but you didn't go quite as fast as you wanted
>yes
>>147841805
>making fun of the one halfway normal guy there
Just because youre from /v/ doesnt mean you're required to post.
smb 3 was on the late show? when?
is go1den going through withdrawal or something?
he keeps shaking his head when the other person talks
>>147836506
no really who is she
Does anyone have a link to the tranny webm?
>>147841931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
>>147842098
which one?
>that Yoshi plush
T-thanks Uyama...
>>147840827
Who the fuck writes down the amount of (you)s that he collects and why is it assumed that a (you) means approval?
>>147842206
The 2 year anniversary one
Or is it a joke about how many trannies there are
>>147842098
>>147842098
>the tranny webm
>>147842275
Are you joking right now? That's how it's been since (you)s were implemented. Fuckers make posts to collect (you)s. That's actually how it's always been since the dawn of 4chan. People collecting replies.
>>147842332
Thanks
>>147842332
so the legends were true
>>147842332
WHAT THE FUCK
>>147842332
guaranteed (You)s
>>147842332
wtf cfb????
anyone save the "pretty lady" pic from a couple threads ago?
guys i don't normally go on 4chan how do i fit in?
https://twitter.com/starvinstruther/status/747226995323338752
>>147842268
>not wanting to save the suicidal Yoshi plush from the hell he's in
>>147841927
Shout out to /v/ for teaching me how to post.
>>147842689
post cute anime girls
whats up with that stupid wahh shit
>>147842767
>>147842767
god bless this male
>>147842867
>grils
>>147842867
i don't watch anime
what should i start with??????????????
>>147842912
Don't call him a male, you fucking faggot. That's being bigoted towards him and his whole community.
>>147842767
WHAT A GOD
>>147842332
The tranny doesn't look very happy that homeboy announced that.
>hashtag shittery starting again
Fuck off.
The only good donation meme at GDQs ever was "Best Final Fantasy".
>>147842332
>>>>>>GIRLFRIEND
>>147843198
The tranniversary was a mistake.
>tfw no ysg
>this sgdq is shit
>>147842332
>talking about your girlfriend's transitioning
>okay and relevant to the run
>having a plushie
>not okay and distracting
>>147842867
>tfw still no nice bf to dress as scarlet and fuck his ass while hes all tied in jojo stringsq
>>147843198
None of these people are cool enough to be called "homeboy," anon
>>147842332
I wish some runner would just stand up after his run and say something like "and a special thank you to my dick and balls".
>>147843297
Yeah, isn't this the first GDQ without him (not including before he appeared)?
>>147842332
>took fallout so seriously he started dating a super mutant
>>147843343
But the plushie isn't in alignment with the all-inclusive environment we want to promote, anon-kun.
Not to mention it was a Reimu plushie, which objectifies womyn.
>>147843461
savage
>>147843343
Anime is more offensive than the sheer degeneracy that is tranny bullshit
>>147843461
Thanks for that one anon, I needed a good chuckle.
>>147843461
>>147843535
>reposting a /v/ meme
Get >>>/out/
>>147843297
>tfw no blueglass
I can't even stand the guy but it feels wrong without him
>>147842964
Boku no pico.
>>147843423
yes first since agdq 2013
>>147842767
another successful argument! you go girl!
>>147843297
The degeneracy and shit runs are too much this year, good decision on his part.
God bless you, based hoe slapper dolphin prince.
>>147842767
btfo
>>147843461
>>147843461
>>147843624
based fucking struthers
Why the fuck are people donating for a cutscene?
>>147843624
These people make no sense.
Is that fucker on the left wearing a "TRIGGERED" meme shirt?
>>147843837
because it's le funny
10/10 trap
>it's a Truman attends a GDQ filled with trannies and libcucks episode
>>147843624
>>147843848
>that argument that you can't use the colors red white and blue because it's america's flag
lmoa
>>147843557
it really isn't
>>147843848
obviously only faggots are allowed to have sexuality life healing sunlight nature magic serenity and spirit.
>>147842767
>>147843624
>>147843848
Who is this guy?
>>147843848
>mfw hot pink and turquoise aren't colors of the rainbow
>mfw that response doesn't even answer the question of why rainbows have to be gay
Reminder that Andy literally reset that nigga's SNES in the middle of a race because he was sperging out laughing
>>147839885
Yeah.
A bunch of idiots with crippling mental illnesses talking shit about other people with different illnesses.
this race is hype
Auth's know-it-all autism voice and nerd jokes are hype
SMW is hype
>>147840876
MIKE UYAMA YELLOW SCAMMER
MIKE UYAMA YELLOW SCAMMER
MIKE UYAMA YELLOW SCAMMER
Toufool is also a SMW 1 runner, right?
>no rules about cape
this is going to be 90 levels of off screen caping isn't it?
OW, THE CHOKES
damn speedrunning is fuckin dead
this place used to be like a Finals game thread on /sp/ for a week straight
I love mario community, those glitches are so ridiculous.
>>147844156
I'm happy we can agree transgenderism is a mental illness
Who are these kids?
>>147844971
sleep snug, scuttlebug
headcrab please ask slayer to do a comfy glitched speedthrough of fc3 right about now?
smw and dkc are consistently good marathon runs
>OoT glitch exhibition is 40k
they aren't even hiding it anymore are they?
>>147845492
>>147842767
>https://twitter.com/starvinstruther/status/747226995323338752
Is there anything more degenerate than these disgusting trannies? Heck even furries and ponyfags are better
>tfw they're joking around and having fun
Why is this allowed? GDQs should be 100% serious all the time.
>>147845892
>talking shit
>messing around
>solid runs
smw confirmed not at next gdq
>>147845776
I am a furry, a horsefucker, a homosucker and whatever else in the book, and I believe trannies should burn.
>>147845775
this isn't even fresh speed drama
it's just gay boy drama
>500 dollar donation by one of our sponsors
BIG
FUCKING
DEAL
Something artistic? More like something asstitistic
someone Please tell me the name of that white girl with the GIANT thighs in the deleted spoiler post. I cannot find ANYTHING
At first I was going for Bramz but truman is pretty ahead at this point...
>>147846319
It'skill yourself you fucking degenerate
>>147845971
>mfw there's an ubisoft sponsored block ran solely by proto at next agdq
>>147843291
>tranniversary
kek
>>147846413no u
were there any blindfold runs yet? are there any coming?
>>147846526
>>147846306
Come on, not even one (you)? It took me all day to come up with this
>>147846643
The sotn run was pretty good.Literally the only holdup was something that could actually be blamed on the controller.
>>147846643
blindfolded tetris, but that's about all I remember
>>147843386
>which i will never chop off because I don't have a mental illness
anyone have the stats for this GDQ? Last GDQ, they had a stat that showed BlackCatNoir got the most followers, and the year before there was this chart that showed Witwix had the most viewers
fuck BlackCatNoir btw, I hate that whiny spic faggot
Feels god knowing that no matter how hard they try to promote trannies, the only runs that will be remembered are runs like this.
>>147834532
>What is cow level
>>147846526
Don't jinx it you fucking fool. Could you imagine if that #girlwood bitch came to GDQ?
I'd officially give up on the event
>>147846979
How much was that one?
"the moment peach comes out of bowsers clown car" that almost sounds sexual
holy shit just kill area's run
i haven't watche d a sinlge run of this marathon loL!
>>147846979
>what is The Witness by Jonathan Blow
>over estimate
Enjoy your last GDQ, Area.
>>147847345
someone end it
>>147847487
At least he didn't attempt any unsanctioned humor.
More fucking Mega Man coming up.
>>147845775
is it true that smw runs this shit?
>>147846841
lol
>caleb soon
/srg/ sponsored twitch chat since I haven't found one all marathon
https://www.twitch tv/cool6t9
These raffle prizes this year are terrible. Who'd want any of that garbage?
>>147847594
kek
hello?
who here /germany/
>>147847654
umm excuse me but da nigga's name is CLAEB
I'm not familiar with the smw run coming up. It's not some boring credits warp shit is it?
who here /cares/
>>147847820
Looks like Merkel's on the couch for the next run
>>147847820
Greetings from /ger/ !~
whens the heartfelt talk with dad
>>147847820
/goodcause/ my brother
MILF spotted on the couch
>>147847820
Wer /Großstadt Kevin/ hier?
>>147848091
more like gilf. imagine the gums on her.
>>147848104
welche stadt?
>>147838578
we are doomed
did someone bring their grandma to gdq
>>147847898
Nah.
Basically they just go through the entire game as small mario.I've never seen it but i'm going to be fucking FUMING if it is credit warp bullshit.
>>147848223
Mönchengladbach
>c'mon Baby
Over/under on how many packs a day the old lady smokes a day?
>that lisp though
>smash moms and speedrun grandmas
wew
god I cannot watch this
>>147848286
i wonder how many people wanna bang her
is this literally his mom sitting on the couch
lmao
>>147848303
>nichtmal köln
There is literally nothing wrong with bringing Merkel with you.
>>147848286
reze is only 15
>>147848297
>I've never seen it
dram did a run of it in.. 2014?15? after a race.
It's a pretty funky run, but you'd probably have more fun watching the old dram run rather than this one.
So is there a big competition in SMW low% only small mario category? I'm not familiar with SMW except I know that fastest way was memory manipulation.
"are you winnin' son?"
God damn those coasters are the best looking prizes right now and even those look like shit.Also this guy sounds like he's twelve.
>>147848453
I do and I'm not even there.
rezenana is best gdqfu, if only because she's actually female
https://discord.gg/bY2Vs
Come join discord chat, instead of cancerous twitch chat
>>147848453
literally everyone there
>>147848505
>>147848303
>>147848223
>>147848104
geh >>>/raus/
>>147848636
Aber es ist schon Viertel Elf, bald ist Zeit für Bubu
>Is he doing well
jesus fucking christ
>>147848636
>not wanting to meet with speedboys>not wanting to make love with them
>>147848582
the T H I C C N E S S
>that was good?
holy kek
>>147848764
>Köln
>wanting to make love with speedboys
W-where do you live exactly?
oh my god lol
p. based desu
This is beyond awkard. Poor granny with dementia stuck with a bunch of autists
>He's not shy is he
What did she mean by this?
>>147848528
That memory manipulation stuff shouldn't count, it skips past the point where speedrunners end their timers.
It's like teleporting past the finish line, you didnt actually cross it.
>>147847654
is he gonna be on the couch? dont see him on the runners list
>>147848942
Who knows? They brought her straight from the retirement home to SGDQ
>this fucking run
damm this kid is good
Why couldn't the other mario runs be like this? You know, actually good? Kid's amazing.
Also
M I L F
I
L
F
>dram actually got that in his pb
>heh heh (i have no idea what the fuck is going on)
This fucking discord is full of newfags and I don't like it.
This is cute.
>>147849079
rezephos is a legit runner
this is the new wave of esports-tier runners coming through
>>147849057
Just. Curious.
>>147847820
>who here furmany
Fuck off furfags
>>147848582
Imagine looking at twitch chat.
>>147849235
Dann sag ichs nicht
Someone donate with the comment "choice goes to reze's sister on the couch" to see the reaction please.
Nana hype!
>>147849181
You couldn't tell just based on the post it would be /v/ shitters?
Imagine how crazy the crowd would've went if granny said kill the animals
>>147848930
>be a granny in her sixties
>Failure of a daughter became a single mom and got a son she can't take care of
>Try to raise her bastard son to become a healthy young man
>turns out he's autistic and instead he spends all day playing a 30-year-old video game fast
>begs you to take him to sgdq
>7 days stuck in borderline hell, surrounded by autistic men in their twenties, showcasing what her grandchild is about to become in years to come
Is he too shy?
"Slayer donates 50$ and says: Great charity and a great cause, is Nana single? hit me up senpai"
>>147849467
i lik grndma d yuo lik grndma?
faggots die
>>147849467
>autistic men
I believe you mean transexuals, genderfluids, and furries.
>>147849563
everyone dies
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/751511862282297344
How old is xer?
>>147849467
>surrounded by autistic men in their twenties
don't forget the trannies
>>147849467
wonder if this autistic environment will be a wake up call to the kid to change his lifestylewho am i kidding probably not
>>147849609
>transexual
It's Trans* you fucking shitlord.
This kid is savage
>>147849626
15, don't be a faggot
>>147849730
Wasn't this event for adults only?
>mega man zero block
aight im out noobs
>random stranger gives him a hug
>grandma just shakes his hand
This is the autism I missed
This is the autism I need
>>147849467
>be a granny in her sixties
>Failure of a daughter became a single mom and got a son she can't take care of
>Try to raise her bastard son to become a healthy young man
>turns out he's autistic and instead he spends all day playing a 30-year-old video game fast
>begs you to take him to sgdq
>7 days as one of the few real women, stuck in a place full of sexually frustrated young men willing to fuck anything
if she plays her cards right she can benefit from this event, just saying
that was very nice
>>147849830
nah kids can go with an adult
how can this woman let her grandson waste his life away playing video games
>>147849830
Why are they clapping? Sure, it's impressive, but it's a meme category with small mario.
>>147849467
>tfw your 15 year old grandchild begs you to buy him condoms so he can sleep with his 1 year anniversary "girl"friend in the next room.
When I was 11 my mother took me to a Starcrat event
UUNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHH
FUKING
THIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>147848942
She meant he wasn't being modest at all
>>147849884
Yeah, if her goal is to find a man who smells worse than she does she's fucking hit pay dirt.
time for 3 hours of Mega Man
>>147850007
small mario's hard as balls and he did a good run of it
>>147850007
It was more interesting and entertaining than the rest of the mario snore block combined
>15 year old is acing super mario world
>meanwhile you're being a worthless shit
>>147850112
You made it thru Mario, you'll be fine.
Meanwhile...... MEDIEVIL!!!!!!!!!!
>>147849235
>>147849057
>anime and fox fucker are both non-ironically from Germany
so the memes were true....
greetings from germany
>>147850191
>yfw I actually have gf
>yfw her transition anniversary was yesterday
What about you, faggot?
banned
who is shethe one in the webm u posted up top
>>147850135
Oh okay, I'm not familiar with SMW.
>>147850191
Sounds like we're being equally worthless.
3 FeelsBadMan
>>147850191
At least im not attending an gay autism fueled gangbang orgy fronting as a speedrunning event for charity.
>>147850305
Yes, and?
>ultros plush
>15
no fucking wonder there are voice cracks all around
That guy is 15?? he looks like he's 8
>>147850324
good thing i'm not any of them
>>147850034
who
Reze can make it far if he doesn't suddenly decide he's a girl.
>>147850305
>being this jelly
>>147850324
>real men
what did the writer mean by this?
>>147850350Small mario is more legit than the regular runs imo. Even capeless is easier.
what's with the princess peach original painting
it looks like she has an extra chromosome
>>147850540
>what did the writer mean by this?
If you have to ask this question you are not a real man.
>if you want to be the next 15 year old autist join our discordsign me up tbqh
>>147850524
there's no such thing as "making it far" when it comes to speedrunning
>>147850191
>plays the game older than him
He will become a token retro-gamer.
I used to speedrun Mega Man zero
Anyone got the comparison image showing the GDQ events over the years?
>>147850775
Cool.
What's your PB?
>megaman block
Time to run errands
LMAO BEST RUN SO FAR
nice run
>dying at the intro stage
MERCY KILL THE RUN
>>147850928
0:30:00 any%
>this mouth noise ASMR
I feel violated
Like he's slurping my ear
Cool, they will have ZXA later...
>(Beginner, Grey)
nevermind
>>147851285
>people run on low difficulties
shamefulunless it's glover
Did I already miss the serg marathon this year?Also twitch tv/cool6t9 for the serg chat silly boys~
>>147851285
>>147851356
>speedrunners pick easier difficulties to beat the game faster
>beating the game faster is bad
????????????
>>147851657
>what are categories
oh my FUCKING god
can't believe i missed the fallout 3 run live wish i could've seen the thread when he called out his """""gf""""" on """her""" 2 year tranny anniversary
was it delicious serg?
>>147851285
Playing on the lower settings is fine. They want to go FAST.
Playing on NG+ is the real crime. You've already beat the fucking game.
>>147851771
tranniversary
>>147851657
I'm actually complaining more about Grey instead of Ashe. And people are donating to show the intro cutscene, speed is already out of the window.
>>147851876
Refresh my memory on grey and ashe
aren't those the two playable heroes? What does it matter?
>>147851806
>FF7 runs with the Yuffie glitch
>>147851771
/v/ melted down. ~400 posts almost immediately laughing and making jokes.
>>147851837
>>147852027
damn i'm so mad at myself for going to bed instead of watching but i was so tired after morrowind
>being a yuropoor
>>147851965
Grey is an emo faggot, Ashe is cool. But seriously, I like her bouncing charge shot more than Grey's regular one and I wished to see if they used the bounciness for some fun trick shots, but I guess I will have to look up an Ashe speed run later.
>>147852215
Grey gets to dress up as Aile, though.
Just mercy kill this run already
so twitch chat went all Big Brother and got censored to shit because some femmeboy was on stream
who decides this shit? how is spamming KappaPride and trap any more offensive than spamming TriHard and ANELE whenever black people or middle eastern people show up?
Also I remember that the word "fat" is fucking auto-ban too? jesus christ, the GDQ staff is a bunch of whipped cuck faggots
Is this GDQ even gonna break a million? Good 'ol Mike will have to break out the anonymous 1000$ donations once again won't he?
>>147852239
END THIS RUN
hello?
>>147852428
kek, I just got a 10 minute ban for saying fat. What fucking faglords.
well at least caweb's run can't be worse than this
>>147852807
because he doesn't have a history of choking oh no
>>147852428
the censorship is fucking ridiculous
it's irl tumblr safe-space at this point, there wouldn't be anywhere NEAR the amount of trannies and faggots at GDQs if they didn't have these rules
>>147852437
basically this
>>147852874
pls don't bully
>>147852874
cheating fucking ginger faggots, no form and they're relying on the table WAY to much
>>147852437
>https://youtu.be/O_qoJm9-kmE?t=7m38s
>we will never get this again
>run is so shit hes explaining the games story
fuck megaman
I missed the start, why is this run bad?
>>147853339
>mega man
How many times has Uyama pounded Sumichu so she keeps a relevant job outside of fast food employee after he failed esports adventures?
>>147853339
It's Mega Man. There are no entertaining runs from any Mega Man game.
>>147853508
people fucking love duckfist's MM2 runs when he does them both the chat and the room were going nuts
>>147853339
Don't listen to the underages that haven't played Mega Man. This run is shit because the runner is shit.
>>147853585
ehh no. no ones loves mm2 runs, but everyone loves duckfist, dude's a legend
>it's a mega man block
>>147853658
z2 is fucking trash
Where Mighty Number 9, the best Inafune game?
>>147853339
Died in the first 30 seconds, and fucked his level so he had to turn into safe strats (aka let's play), plus other chokes.
Robot waifus to replace trannies when?
>>147853339
The zero and zx games are fun if you're playing them casually for the first time (you don't know boss patterns, where enemies spawn, etc. Trying to solve the game is fun) or if you're trying to get S rank. Speedrunning and watching speedruns is somehow boring as fuck. The classic and x games are way more fun for speedrunning but at this point in time everyone has seen them a thousand times on every marathon. The runner isn't helping by dying and playing like shit.
>>147853894
Nono, you mean
> It's a megaman block that doesn't include Megaman 2.
Shit block laddos.
>>147853986
Here's your (You)
>>147853986
I don't think those breasts are good for your back
>>147852198
>>>/v/344241040
>the dude actually posted a picture of a dildo in his pack
speed running through sexes
>>147853254
Just look how much fun they're having.
Now it's all trannies and snorefest runs.
#Make gdq great again
MERCY KILL THIS FUCKING SHIT
MERCY KILL THIS WHOLE BLOCK
Megaman is a shit series and it died for a reason
Bring back ghosts n goblins
real talk
This block is shit but I hope OUR BOY Caleb can do something about it.
>kirby/mario/megaman pretty much all die
mercy kill me
skeletons and jews
>>147854572
ghosts and goblins is pretty sweet
but they played demon's crest and uyama won't let there be more than one G&G in the same marathon
>>147854370
>>147854803
>only one G&G allowed
>Trials is okay
>all of these megaman games are okay
>pokemon is okay
Fags
>>147854695
I hope he can pronounce his words right this time around.
>>147854978
Didn't see his last run
Post a vid
>>147854952
Mainline Nintendo series are given a free pass because they are beloved by autists regardless whether they're good speedgames or not. :)
>>147854348
REALLY
on his twitter? link it mang
>>147855141
Which is disgusting, Pokemon isn't a speed game at all.
It's not a great game to begin with but that's a different story
>does glitch
>"it's just x glitch, don't worry about it"
i hate that, just explain the fucking glitch that's what makes it interesting
how do you avoid the choking vines in everbloom when you mass pull?
>Duke is banned from GDQ
>Slayer will never go to a GDQ
>Stiv is banned from GDQ
What's the point anymore you guys
>>147855831
PJ.
>>147855612
medievil
>>147853254
why can't we just go back to that
>anonymous donation
>>147856202
I loved the runs, but I didn't enjoy the stream and technical quality back then.
It was bad because it kept interrupting the funtimes.
Now, when there are a bunch of shit runs and awful runners I wish we could bring BACK some of the technical issues like audio and video cutting out.
i watched that whole run
>>147856202
GDQ went to shit since YSG left.
Also fuck the normies ruining everything.
>>147856202
it was still degenerate
>>147855831
Duke Memewater was banned?
>>147854803
But they had both demon's crest and gargoyle's quest 2 in this marathon.
>>147856652
Probably not
But I don't know
He doesn't even speedrun anymore unless he's unironically running Meme dogs.
>>147856652
he's not banned, he just doesn't go to them anymore.
>>147856731
hit&run never
>>147856887
>caleb
oh SAY IT aint so
>>147855037
I meant his commentary during the X1 race at last agdqToo lazy to look for it :^)
SAY IT
LETS GO CORE BOIS
>hes the only fit there
That couch is rekt alright
>>147856575
>"""normies""" ruining everything
you mean the faggots and trannies and the low test betas fucking trannies? rrrright.
Is there an announcer schedule? Praying for POYO to come back.
>>147857245
Yes. Unfortunately trannies are considered normies now.
Caleb is a pathetic roid raging ape who will never look truly buff
hey, its mr. roid rage
did they stop megaman races to avoid his roid raging?
SAY IT
Here comes the insecure cunt that can't wear a propper shirt because he wants other people to see his muscles. The one that teach us how to talk to girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vup4Oqy32gA
>>147857245
you realise that it's always been like this right? just more people started attending so naturally more of them were around.
>died
>chimpout inc
>>147856652
Not banned, see >>147856859
Caleb talks way too much about the game instead of trying to make it fun
I wuv Caweb Hart :3c
>>147857410
t. skinny cuck
Is that ANOTHER tranny on the couch?
ESA's going to be better, right?
>>147858065
anon, a cuck has to get into a relationship first. Are you implying anyone here is capable of such a thing?
>>147858147
ESA will be a blast
>>147858147
No and it hasn't been for two years, unfortunately
>tfw 2013 was PEAK speedrunning
>>147858147
did you watch last year? it was way more chill and cozy. some memer runners sure but it was kinda fun. the dark souls 2 run was so cozy.
>>147858184
not anymore, cuck now means beta, pretty much became a meaningless meme word
>capcom will never make another 2d megaman game
>nintendo will never make another 2d zelda or metroid game
;__; dont want this 3d meme anymore
>>147858297
>ywn see "normal" Cosmo running Wind Waker again
>ywn see Siglemic doing a 120 star SM64 run again
>ywn see Trihex doing another 100% Yoshi's Island run again
Loved taking the piss out of them years ago, but god damn do I miss those sons of bitches
>>147858517
I liked it better when people just called eachother fags.
>>147858550
>capcom will never make another 2d megaman game
just play mighty no. 9
>>147858550
It's called progress.
What is it with tranny nutters and speedrunning? What's the connection. Someone please explain.
>>147858653
>just play mighty no. 9
>>147857409
no anon
i don't want to live in a world like that
>>147858653
>just play mighty no. 9
>>147858550
>nintendo will never make another 2d zelda or metroid game
FUCK. I definitely want this.
>>147858564
Sig does 70/120 star runs at least 4 times a year. Whenever he needs more money for his diaper fund, really.
>calebs commentary
Why do they need to over complicate such a simple game. Just play it fast and don't focus 100% on explaining everything
>>147858297
I really enjoyed ESA last year desu
>>147858653
>>147858917
t. baseball fan
>>147858653
>the only guy that likes mighty no. 9 in this world is a chink that dropped from 1500 viewers to 200 in 3 days for trying to speedrun it
SAY IT
caleb is so smart... and a good speaker... and he has a good voice... and hes big... and cute... and hot...
>so this
>so this
>so this
>so this
>so this
Kill me
Someone make a donation from afthepuhlease.
thanks caleb
>>147859686
want him to pound ur little tight sissy tranny boypussy?
bill's right, you guys are one-note as fuck
love how insecure caleb is about this game. "oh and this is technical, and this part is really technical"...
did I miss any particularly stupid or weird things after trannyblock?
>no tyler1 vs caleb speed run
>>147860149
love how hes top 5 in the world for the game and u are surprisingly missing from the leaderboard
Caleb is proof that all the steroids and hard work in the world can't change the fact you're a ginger nerd.
The helmets are always such useless upgrades in the MMX series
>no matter how awkward you are you will never be as insecure as caleb
>>147860250
>someone who is in top 5 would NEVER exaggerate how difficult their game is
>>147860418
>so mad u cant make top 5 u are raging over an internet board
L M A O
M
A
O
Guys, where's Yuna? Why isn't she on Caleb's couch?
Daily reminder that if you're ugly as fuck, a buff body won't help you with that. I feel sorry for this ugly fuck
did a cavestory runner turn out to be a pedo?
>>147860503
Chained up in his basement making perler renditions of his shrunken roidplums
did caleb address his gf leaving him?
I want to read/see it
>>147860481
>nuthugging this hard
my sides
>>147860504
he could be chad with contacts, proper eyebrow maintnence, better haircut and a nose job
you guys think caleb has ever smoked a swisher sweet and drank a fouty at the same time?
>Donation asks Caleb to take off his shirt
>Caleb has to refuse because Twitch doesn't allow shirtless streamers
FUCK
GET EM OUTTA HERE
>>147860250
>implying somebody is jealous of some autist because he's top 5 of the 7 people that speedrun the video game mega man x3 and play it multiple hours each day
>>147860771
lmao what happened? he get cucked?
>mfw he's considered buff by the autists
>>147860903
>your job is streaming
You can't buy a house with that.
caleb literally looks like a beta even though he's buffed
OFFICIAL /srg/ SPEEDCHEESE TIER LIST v1.5
>God Tier
Pepperjack. Gouda, Epoisses
>High Tier
Munster, Roquefort, Tyrolean Gray, Colby, Gorgonzola
>Medium Tier
Provolone, Mozzarella, Cheddar (Sharp), Parmesan, Sakura, Herve, Halloumi, Swiss Limburger, Colby-Jack, Manchego
>Low Tier
Queso blanco, Ricotta, American (Yellow), Cheddar (Young), Brie, Paneer, Passendale, Havarti, Gruyere
>Shit Tier
American (White), Velveeta, Pimento, Canned spray cheese
>>147860586
Azorae? Hell no, a nerd yes but not a pedo
>>147860481
>de hippie spacing
back to where you came from
>>>reddit.com
>>147858550
>>147858904
Nintendo still makes 2D Zeldas though. The longest gap between 2D Zeldas was in the N64 era between Link's Awakening and the Oracle games, and they've been really regular ever since.
>>147860853
>>147860902
>>147861002
>samefagging and flooding
lmao dude just give it up ur pathetic
>>147861043
>two posts are within 40 seconds
Nice try
>>147860992
>havarti
>low tier
>>147861030
what is the latest 2d zelda released
>>147861175
A Link Between Worlds
>>147861175
A Link Between Worlds. Are you gonna split hairs with me for no real reason over this?
are you ready for the flex cringe?
>>147861225
thanks
>>147861242
no, i was just asking, i thought they only made 3ds top-down 3d games with gimmicky controls
>>147860504
honestly, it's mostly the glasses and the fucking bowlcut, otherwise he could pass for a below average chad
He sounds drunk. Or maybe the roids just have fried his brain.
>>147861156
I take my job very seriously, thank you.
>Do et
Did he bust a vocal cord?
JUST
haha he said a meme
thanks
>everyone loves caleb for some reason
>despite him being a fucking huge rager
>this autism during the run
Twitch users have some of the shittiest taste I swear.
caleb is pretty based. brb going to sub to him on twitch
>>147861474
FUCK
>>147860998
is that m1 and azorae? what run was that?
>>147861520
TRANS
>>147861445
Evidently not if you such garbage taste in cheese. You're either canadian or non-white to have such a plebeian palette.
>>147861565
SHIT
>>147861634
>>147861565
>>147861520
>>147861474
for real guys up your meme game this is baby shit
sup serg, anything after bethesda block up til now worth watching?
>>147861508
They like him because he's not an anti-social lardass reading books in the front row and doesn't make them uncomfortable by coming attached with pronoun nametags.
>>147861704
>this is /v/ shit
ftfy
>Edobean on couch
rofl I'd go so hard in that little autist's stinky pussy
that's right, someone said she smelled like shit at AGDQ 2015. and I'll slam it all the way to the fuckin BANK, yo
>>147861765
That's what he said
>>147861631
sorry nerd. my word is absolute. if you want to petition for a rank-up or rank-down or an addition, then you can, but you need a substantial consensus in your favor from the thread to do so.
Get used to bureaucracy.
>>147861704
JUST
why is edomeme allowed to force herself like this
>>147860998
What do you call these hairstyles?
>>147861724
anyone?
>>147861835
brings out the ebin poyo donations
that little chubby girl. I want her!
stank puss anime voice is back on the couch
they gotta burn that cushion afterwards I think
>edo making sure her mi is too close to her mouth to be extra loud
How the fuck is edobean related to anything in speedruns? Fucking attention whore.
Jesus fuck Edobean's voice is so grating.
who is the high pitched fellow? A grill? I might want pictures for masturbatorial purposes.
Where's Peaches_?
does this fat whore know shit about the games she's couched for?
or does she just want more exposure for her meme spouting Mark Addy looking ass
>>147862027
>>147862027
when will you learn serg, there are no girls in speedrunning
if they aren't boys in dresses who haven't transitioned yet they soon will
>>147862085
he doesn't speedrun anymore
Is it me or does edobean get smaller and fatter every year? She's going to turn into a little volleyball soon.
Why is Edobean on the couch and mic'd? The only thing she adds to the commentary is
>yeah
>yeah
>wow
>yeah
>nice
>yeah
WHY IS SHE ON THE COUCH
here's the extent of her commentary
yeah
yeah
nice
yeah
nice jump
cool
someone whip out the hooked cane and pull this bitch stage left
>Trogdor playing while Caleb watches
hilarious considering Trogdor whined like a bitch when Caleb bopped his beta ass
>>147862152
>>147862085
he's running typing of the dead in a few hours
Caleb doesn't fit in there ayy lmao
>>147862152
;_;
Does anyone still have the good commentary webm?
>twitch chat actually likes edobean
Why? Do they have nothing to jerk off to so they fap to her voice? I don't understand, are those kids that don't know how to google porn and wank off to anything remotely sexual?
>>147862214
>>147862215
she has already talked more than the red shirt guy who was on the couch last run
>discount gundam
IMMA KILL THIS BITCH
ngl caleb looks fuckin swole, I thought he lost a ton of mass when he was dating Yuna
>>147860992
where the FUCK is provel
>>147862237
with GDQ, children always get their way!
>>147862393
>Yuna
Jpopyuna?
>>147860253
kekd my shit up real hard senpai lmao
>>147862214
>>147862215
maybe guys should meet up and be faggots together?
Caleb's the fucking alpha here. Why doesn't he just overpower Trogdor, take that controller and finish the run?
>>147862321
her voice is fuckin sexy tho
>>147862459
dunno who that is, but Yuna is a borderline tranny SEA monkey she's so fuckin ugly
>>147862570
Why doesn't the bigger speedrunner simply eat all the smaller ones?
>>147862570
You're confusing alpha with buff. Caleb's still a shy ginger at heart.
>>147862408
Provel will be added in the next update, however don't expect much since it's a shitty cheese and sticks to your teeth.
>>147862602
*cancer
>>147862493
how about you suck my dick all the way down to the base you stupid bitch
>>147862642
BigJon...
>>147862147
>just give me the racist asian stereotype
>say no more
>oh, man
>yeah
>oooh
>definitely big trolls, time wasters
>haha
>another lag heavy section
>nope
>haha
Literally the whole edobean commentary in last 2 minutes as is. Fucking ridiculous.
this fuckhead has missed every single trick his couch calls out
why is he running this game again?
Why do they schedule 47 megaman games every single fucking gdq
these games aren't interesting at all
>nasally fat ugly girl
>has nothing to add other than "got em!" and a vagina
get her OUT
>>147862147
eh, i was hoping for cuter than that. Does she at least have big tits?
>>147862493
Don't you have a run to be """commentating""", Edobean?
>>147862628
You should Jpopyuna if you want some grating entertainment.
hah
butterfly moth character
isn't that weird?
japanese games right haha xD
>>147862880
big saggy and they rest right atop her big gut, creating pools of sweat that smell of ham
enjoy at your leisure
>>147862880
massive actually
>>147862896
She said something like:
>I'd never expect they would add a butterfly looking boss to an SNES game like that but then this game came out...
Is she even that old?
>>147862850
>really technical and advanced movement tech
>these games aren't interesting at all
>>147862850
Agreed and the X series is boring to me. Give me MM2-4.
>>147862850
money
moneymoney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
Wtf is low percent
>>147860992
> Halloumi.
> Mid tier.
I can almost agree.
It's very dependant on the quality of the Halloumi you buy, then how you cook/serve it.
Can easily be god tier.
I don't think Gouda should be god tier, high tier would be better for it.
Trust me senpai, I have been to a cheese museum and a roquefort cheese cave.
okay I figured out who Edobean reminds me of and why she probably annoys fucking everyone
She's real life Meg from Family Guy
just think about it, that voice tricks everyone (Mila Kunis) but then she's a fat piggy in the end
>40k for glitches
>>147862978
im in
>>147863268
i see you are capable of reading twitch chat
>>147863268
>that voice tricks everyone
Tricks everyone into thinking she's a fat turboweeb?
Because that's exactly what she is.
>>147863268
>voice tricks
>thinking she has a good voice
no
HOLY
SHIT
THIS EDOBEAN GIRL SO SEXYYYYY
>>147863361
>edobean
>weeb
fuck off /v/
jesus christ she even has a fucking weeb lisp
>>147863268
Actually, she's the AND MANGA chick from the Sakura-Con commercial that spawned Girugamesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
SAY IT
A
Y
I
T
>>147862850
They're fast platformers full of damage boosts and spikes, all your attack and movement animations are quick and cancelable, and generally each game has a different mobility power. Literally guaranteed to have a lot of tech in every game.
>>147863397
>tfw you will never receive a hand job from a 100lb hand
>>147862725
I'm not gay but damn I'd love to do that
am I just being nostalgic or does sgdq this year seriously suck compared to say, 2013 sgdq?
I'm not even bothered by tranny drama or whatever it's just so god damn boring, barely any runs are memorable or interesting
>>147863071
The lowest state of completion you can beat the game with, I think.
>caleb
>probably played more megaman than anyone on earth
>has to sit there and listen to edobeans knowledge on the megaman series
>>147863420
if you're going to white knight fatties at least do it with the disputable shit
>>147863071
low%: Not taking any upgrades and shit
any%: Taking everything, get shoryuken
100%: Doing the same as above but also kill the optional bosses which nobody likes to do
>>147863071
slower than any% and thus a gimmick% run.
CHOKE
>>147863654
I'm not whiteknighting she's not a weeb.
MERCY KILL
THEEREEEE WE GOOOOOOOOEE
>>147863616
Every GDQ has sucked after 2013 desu
>>147863619
doing the game slower and more autistic I see
>>147863621
Man, what happened to that guy? his rage and streams were hilarious. He was even swatted one time and kept trying to speed run while cops questioned him
>>147863790
>she's not a weeb.
She's the very definition of a weeaboo.
Even her fucking nickname has "Edo", the old name for Tokyo, in it.
>>147863790
is this a "she's not white she's a beaner" hair splitting or are you just retarded
Is this a let's play?
>>147863621
waiting for the roid rage to kick in and he just takes over and saves us all for this cunt
What is it that everyone enjoys about MegaMan runs? I find them all so freaking boring.
>>147863947
My money's on him being /a/ and not acknowledging more plebian weebs as being weebs at all.
>>147863978
Ginger hulk's only weakness is women who defy logic and consent to sexual congress with him.
Yuna the real MVP
How long has Edobean in the "scene"? She says she's been speedrunning since 2012 but I have never seen her on a GDQ stream until 2015.
How do you even get fat as an asian?
Is Edobean the Hillary Clinton of speedrunning?
>>147864128
p. sure I remember her from 2014
>>147864063
This:
>>147863498
But, this too unfortunately:
>>147854024
>>147864143
Asian women aren't your anime women, man
>>147864194
what does that even mean
>>147864143
>Do Kegels
>Rip off tentacles whilst they're still inside
She's literally fucking repeating everything with her loud mic drowning out everyone else and laughs loud as fuck.
>>147864143
Edobeaner is a mexican fatass, not asian.
>>147860992
reminder that pepperjack is not a truly distinct type of cheese
it is simply monterey jack with non-cheese bits throughout
still pretty good though
>>147864227
he wants to derail the thread into /pol/shit duh
It's an A press
>>147864320
this desu
If she's actually commentating over Mario Maker I might cry.
>>147864194
Who's Edo the lesser of two evils against?
>>147864194
>ugly
>majority of her audience dislikes her
>still going to end up queen of SGDQ
yup, and ill be voting for her
The most fun thing it's that probably by now some dumb person already have a crush en edobean and he's stalking her on twitter and imagining edobean as his girfriend.
>>147864320
>Someone says something
>Edobean repeats it and/or says YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>Someone goes Ooooooh
>Edobean goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>Runner does something any runner is expected to do
>NICE NICE VERY CRAZY VERY NICE NICE NICE NICE
Fuck this fucking beaner mexican bitch I want her to fucking die die die.
>>147863616
You're not wrong. AGDQ 2014 was the beginning of the end.
Every GDQ before AGDQ 2014 was, surprise, attended exclusively by speedrunners or friends of speedrunners. The tech. station was manned by speedrunners, donations were read by speedrunners, and the audience was almost all speedrunners. It was a fun, friendly environment full of people you could actually approach. SGDQ 2013 was the last marathon like this. (Remember that SGDQ used to be hosted at Essentia's house.)
AGDQ 2014 heralded the end of the golden age of early GDQs by attracting stream monsters to the event. Gradually, speedrunners were outnumbered by stream monsters and random attendees. The exposure that GDQ received in 2013 and 2014 put pressure on the staff to become more professional and try to capitalize on the opportunity that happened to fall into their hands; hence sponsors, professional layouts, rules that respect the charity more than the runner, et cetera.
It's just the way it went and what you get is a genuinely less community-oriented, less entertaining event.
>>147864325
hello?
HAHA GG CARLOS
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
itt. misogyny and sexism
>>147864063
They're very technical runs. It's just not as easy to see as, say, Mario64 since you're essentially looking at the same few frames; Mega Man dashing/sliding or Mega Man jumping. When you're doing Mario64 correctly Mario looks like some kind of acrobat on cocaine. When you do a Mega Man game correctly it just looks like you're dashing through everything and soaking hits. It suffers from the same problem a vast majority of games do; if you don't understand the technicality and the tricks you probably don't realize just how much is actually going on.
>>147864523
Top fucking kek, someone send this to edobeaner twitter.
>>147864505
I forgot to mention: because AGDQ 2014 and subsequent GDQs attracted so many stream monsters and non-speedrunners, a lot of people ended up holing up in hotel rooms to socialize, play games, or party. It's much more difficult to approach a mobile clique of speedrunners at a GDQ than a bunch of guys just hanging out in the practice or casual room without all their friends around them. It doesn't really have to do with the stream, but it kind of does - when do you see the most turnout for runs?
>women in gaming
>>147864657
>>147864501
>that one anon itt who decided he was madly in love the absolute moment he heard the first female commentator, just any girl talking
>>147864505
>>147864690
And this is why ESA is the only marathon that's still fun.
>>147864704
The Goose is Loose is the only sad fuck I enjoy watching.
>>147864795
>memestreamers crossdressing for donations on the couch during other people's runs :^)
Looks like they're going to need to double their donation total in 30 hours to match last year. Cue up the *anonymous donor*, boys.
>>147864927
They only had ~800K by Saturday morning last SGDQ iirc
>>147864873
I like to imagine staying up late on a Saturday on a cool fall night in the Northeast right on the shore. Chilling in a finished attic playing SNES and drinking hot chocolate.
I like to think he is married and lives in a nice Victorian home with his blonde wife and 2.5 kids.
>>147864927
TheYetee will find a bag of $400,000 they forgot to donate, and save the animals
>>147864795
The difference between GDQ and ESA is that on GDQ people will publicly announce on the stream that they're trans/gay/bisexual or whatever for no reason. On ESA there already were trans/gay/bisexual faggots but nobody announced it.
>>147864781
>donation goes to donation reader's choice for being so cute! I'll donate $100 more if she says x
Pepsiman is going to be great.
>>147864927
>20,000 dollars from anonymous that says "really enjoying all the runners, shout outs to Mike Uyama for organizing the event! Save the Animals!"
>>147864873
he clicks his tongue and it triggers my autism too hard and I cant watch him anymore
>>147864927
>we have a $300,000 donation from Anonymous
>Greetings from Germany! Who's that cute girl talking? 1 million hoiiiiiiiiiyp!
>>147865046
When's the last time Goose fucked around in a GDQ? 2014?
>>147864927
>We've got a $400,000 donation from Anonymous: He says "Greetings from Germany. My grandma's autistic cousin died from cancer and that makes me super sad. Save the frames, kill the animals."
>>147865072
Europe has cheaper mental illness treatment, so there's less transisters by default.
>>147865235
>Europe has cheaper mental illness treatment
Real subtle.
new thread where?
>We got a five hundred thousand dollar donation from Donald Trump that says make speedrunning great again
>>147865235
But they universally avoid doctors. Theres threads on neogaf on how to transition without going to the doctor.
Why?
Because that means screening and analyisis and shit and a chance you might be denied and that doesnt fit the narrative.
FUCK
OFF
CALEB
>interview
is that guile?
>roidgyno
>>147865415
now that's real autism not your autism-lite aspergers that most runners have
were ceiling spiders part of this sgdq?
>>147865385
Shaming nutbars into seeking medical help is more prevalent in yurope
Less comicons to promote this sickness
Say it
>the new bois are so strong this gdq that they're be surprised by what Caleb looks like
He's a big guy
please never again with this save the animals shit
new thread when?
>>147865647
Has Caleb always flubbed his R's or is something up?
>>147865415
wtf is wrong with that guy?
>>147865337
>>147865697
Serg dies tonigth
>>147865683
I feel sorry for his muscles being surrounded by the complexion of an anemic vampire
Spike has done a great job of keeping spiders out of SGDQ
At least he shat on mighty no 9.
Mighty Shilling 9
>>147865852
kek
>>147865738
lmao
was this like a birthday drinking stream or something
>>147865870
He couldn't bring himself to shit on it though.
>>147865415
you can see a certain beauty in this
>>147865852
LOL that official Autism Association handshake
>>147865850
that's not a proper reply
>>>/reddit/
>anonymous $1k donation
ids habbening
>WE HAVE AN ANONYMOUS ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATION
>"let's hit those incentives"
>Anonymous donation
IT BEGINS
>>147866000
>getting triggered by reply syntax
>sperglording at its best
Another """"anonymous"""" donation. Why don't they just spread them over time, they probably know they won't raise enough.
New bread you fucking autists.
>>147866132
BACK
TO
>>147866162
Just let it die you faggot
>>147866132
he got trips so you need to go
>>147866162
speedrunning is dead
just let it go
for the next few days it'll be:
>an anonymous xk donation!
>their comment is, great marathon! keep up the great work!!
Jesus fucking christ this person's voice.
>>147865415
Why keep posting this? He's clearly just thinking about the best way to get around without blocking the projector.
oh fuck. this runner and couch
now THIS is autism
>this runner
>kirbymastah on couch
oh my fucking god boys are you ready for this
THIS FUCKING NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
is he just being ironic with that voice
>>147863616
you're not wrong at all, the reason why it's so much more popular is because 2013 was patrician af, and since then they've appealed more and more to plebs/casuals aka the Wobbler crowd
It's like a child nerd Simpsons character in real life
>playing on beginner
>>147866543
the fuck is a wobbler?
>>147865738
Is that vomit?
>>147866607
wibbleton
>>147866607
>being this fucking new
it was a collection of casual LPers/speedrunners like Witwix, Cirno, Carcinogen, Caleb, Professor BroMan, Geoff, and KFFC who all streamed with the intent of making money off of gullible autists who needed friends.
Their signature is taking pictures with the mouths open.
>>147866758
Oh shit I knew this.
Been that long since I watched any of those fucks.
>home-idge
twice now
how was 2d mario and kirby block?
idc about megaman block it's always shit