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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month.
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>http://gonintendo.com/stories/260977-japan-expo-2016-pictures-and-videos-from-squid-sisters-concert
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>>147830912
>→ # → # → # → # → #
i don't understand
where is this even coming from
(embed) duplicates are one thing, because that's something 4chanx does when you copy OPs
but this is something else
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Marie!
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Friends with Octarians!
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>>147831296
someone post non octoling octarians
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Posting again but the right way up
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>>147829598
Anyone? I still don't really know what to do. Do you think it might have broke itself?
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>>147831137
it comes from marie smelly hairy stretched out COOTER
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>>147831416
Octolings are the Octarians...
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>>147831570
i think he's saying he wants male octopus
because he's a big fag and most likely a weak white liberal millennial as well
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>>147831137
The Octos are always one step ahead of you
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>>147831570
octolings are a subset of octarians
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>>147831708
???
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>>147831708
No the Octolings are the main population, all the other Octopus are just mutants made for war
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>>147831443
Mine are here too! Now i have all of them
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>>147831916
Nice
Did you buy the recolours?
I want to know if they do anything different
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>>147831443
What will you do with Callie after you've put Marie in the trash where she belongs?
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The French concert was nice, too bad it ended so directly. Got a nice poster from it.
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>>147832041
That's mean, I'm going to love and cherish both of them
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>>147832031
I don't believe they do, the boxes all have the gear the other amiibos give on them
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>>147832324
Post pics man.
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I want Marie to Squidbag on my face
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Does anyone know if the amiibos from amiami have japanese language in them? or it depends on the console's set up?

I wanna order the squid
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>tfw goodnight callie post deleted
what did i do wrong
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>>147833543
it's the same amiibo but the packaging will be different
amiibo fortunately aren't region locked so you should be good
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>>147834132
Sweet, thanks!
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Why are octolings so cute, I want to hug one in real life /vg/.
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Post squid memes
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>>147835991
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>>147836246
man i remember when this artist made good looking art
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>>147836246
What the hell is wrong with their faces.
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>>147836246
those are some ugly lings.
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>>147836328
Same, I need more of her art and cute shit.
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>>147835158
>tfw no octoling little sister to cherish and protect

it's not fair
it's not right
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>>147837358
Same...S-Same...
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ah she's so cute
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>>147838274
you are going to do it, right bum?
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the best part
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>>147838274
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>>147838631
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>>147838631
do it bum
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>>147832573
no camera allowed during the event
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>>147839334
Thought so, but I mostly meant the poster. Sorry.
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JUST DOWNLOADED A SPLATOON UPDATE WHAT IS IT??!?
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>>147839828
probably adds the new amiibo content
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>>147839828
fixed a bug that caused some squids to be invulnerable
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y-you too
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>>147839974
that was last update
>>147839996
probably this
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>>147840204
>>147839996
Uh, no it's not. They just unlocked the amiibo stuff so people couldn't access it before today.
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>>147839996
What caused that bug to happen? I haven't been around here too much lately.
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>>147840715
latency and "gear editing"
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>>147840715
you superjump when you are falling to your death

this causes the squid to be invisible and invulnerable
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>>147839974

I hope it wasn't a big update. My wii u harddrive is already desperate for space, I would rather not have mandatory download physical dlc clogging it
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http://imgur.com/a/1V47W
autism
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>>147841318
nice /v/ meme dude
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the callie amiibo is actually scaled down compared to the old inkling amiibo
>>147841318
I'm too stingy to buy a callie plush, and this dude has a room full of merch... that's actually really cool, though. there's nothing autistic about collecting.
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>>147838631
CUM ON THEM
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fucking live
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>>147842519
I think the scaling was to keep details in the sisters, they look really good comparatively
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i think she likes her new friends!!
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So TF2's getting their own pseudo-splatfest
Which sister would support which class
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POST CUTE OCTOLINGS NOW!
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>>147839805
>n you are falling to your death
>this causes the squid to be invisible and
shit, can't take pics of the poster, lost the cable to plug my (old) camera to the computer.
nothing special by itseld (callie and marie with the date of the concert on it, probably used for promo purpose before the event), but it's a rare item nonetheless.
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>>147846064
end yourself
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>>147846081
also no idea why there's some shitty greentext before my post. didn't pay attention I guess.
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>>147839334
well i'm sure there was at least one based lad in the crowd who did it anyway
we'll just have to wait for them to upload
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>>147846020
They've had this before m8
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>>147846020
i recall them doing something like this a long time ago with sniper/spy and soldier/demoman
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>>147845959
Oh shit it's you with the pokemon blanket
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>>147846263
>>147846364
Sniper/Spy had no real competition and Soldier/Demo was the classes directly killing each other
This has you choosing either team from the start and then scoring points as any class
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>>147846226
Nintendo will probably post a montage soon.
all I can say is, if you go to that sort of event, don't go too much on the side, or too close, because then the screen effect is lessened. Also in real life it works nive because you eyes are at the level of the rendering, and not from above like the youtube vids.
Callie and Marie are deliciously short too if you wondered about inkling proportions. Probably 1m10 1m20 at best.
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>>147841318
Wish I could have a room like that. My local Walmart has some little Splatoon banners above the Nintendo section, I really want them but they've been up there for a while and since I don't have any friends who work there, I won't know when they'll be taking them down.
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>>147841318
I wonder what happen 2-3 years after people finish such project and the content is nowhere near relevant at all.
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>>147846709
>Callie and Marie are deliciously short too if you wondered about inkling proportions. Probably 1m10 1m20 at best.
oh fuck off
short inklings is the dumbest meme on the planet
in-game callie and marie are like at least 200, easily, maybe even up to 230
that's the good shit right there
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>>147841318
>no coin/pass cases
shit collection

I have a mildly autistic Splatoon collection but nowhere near this autistic
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>>147846849
just ask the manager if you can have them when they're done
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I can't stop looking at her
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smile!
ah - i guess you don't need to, marie.
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I want to squiff Marie, if you know what I mean
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>Callie's first thoughts when she initially shows up in the amiibo box include a concerned "where's Marie?"
>Marie doesn't even mention her initially, and starts to ask "What now, Callie?!" on subsequent visits.

Callie confirmed for sweet angel, Marie confirmed for uncaring bitch.
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>>147850449
that means you got a granny fetish
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>>147850558

Cute!
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>>147850558
didn't you say that she was ripped? or was that someone else
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>>147850954

Of course I know what you mean. Squiffer is the best weapon. She would approve of losing this way.
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>>147850558
also, shit, that plush is bigger that I though.
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>>147850958
No, that confirms Callie is a dumbass who has no idea what's going on half the time and Marie thanks the lord Jesus Christ every day for giving her enough patience to put up with Callie's shit every single day.
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>>147851226
Bingo. I know she likes chargers so I thought she'd appreciate it.
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fuck marie
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>>147852153
Fuck Marie but also fuck Marie am i right
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>>147851508
i hope there's no one who has to deal with mariefags' shit every single day
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>>147851117
yes, she has a tear in her hear :(
it's easier to see in person
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>>147852153
Absolutely
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>>147841318
Did the poster of this say where he got all the hats from? I like the ones with the circle.
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ahhhh!!! she's so cute!!
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>>147853676
I was looking on ebay for Splatoon merchandise and these ones are from SDCC 2015. Dunno about the hats with the other logos on them.

It sure would be nice if Nintendo sold those and other merch styled like the things you would find ingame. Those ones they were selling around when the game launched were pretty ugly.
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exclusive shot of a VIP (Very Important Princess)
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>>147852703
oh, that doesn't seem too bad. looks like an easy fix.
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>>147855132
i know. it's just that i know next to nothing about handicraft and sewing and all that.
i kind of want to pick it up though, just because of her... i'd like to start spending more on hobbies.
it's just, she's very important to me and i don't want to see her get damaged...
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A rare Marie
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>>147855889
I've seen this before
do you have the callie version
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What this I hear about more nerfs? Last I played the Sloshing Machine got faster movement speed and then I heard something about Dynamos.

What's this about Krakens
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>>147856807
just play the game bruv
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>>147856845

No internet. All I got is my phone and Splatoon won't run on mobile data
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>>147857335
oh...
well the most recent patch nerfed bubbler and kraken duration by a second or so. it also nerfed dynamo range by a bit. I think that was it.
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>>147857432

What's this about the game being dead as well. I thought Splatfests were irrelevant now we could hack and the real meta had only begun
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>>147857707
it's just a joke. the game is in decline, yes, but the multiplayer isn't dead at all. the gooks will always be there to fill lobbies.

speaking of gooks, how is the 2ch's splatoon general doing these day? does anyone here browse it?
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i could watch her for hours...
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>>147841318
what's that big orange squid plushie from? only one I know are the World of Nintendo ones
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>>147858124
She'll get tired eventually
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>>147858268
But then she'd put up no resistance dummy
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>sushi hat flying off her head
this is inkopolis evolution which has been in the game for a while but i just noticed how adorable that is
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help an idiot

3 subs = 1 main?
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>>147854797
The other hats are at the Nintendo World store in New York. At least they were about two ago months ago when I went.
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Who /autistic/ here?

Each weapon I main must be different and each must have a different sub weapon and a different special from one another. This means I can only main up to 10 weapons at the very most. And each build I use with each weapon must be unique too.
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>>147841318
that's quite honestly an impressive collection, holy shit
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>>147858725
Resistance against what?
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>>147858919
3 subs ~= 0.9 main
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>took four tries to get this shot
this is the cutest thing ever... i love her so much
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>>147841318
I'm so fucking jealous god damn
I'd never leave that room
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>calliefags so retarded they literally can't press x
sasuga waifushitters
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>>147858976
I refuse to main popular weapons. I have to use something that isn't as popular. I will never main the splattershots, dynamos, etc. it's partly because it gives me a false sense of superiority, but also because it gives me an excuse to play badly (y-you were using a better weapon!)
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>>147859631
Shame about the reticle.
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>>147859862
This is literally the whole reason /ink/ is awful at this game and refuses to improve.
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>>147859746
>>147859883
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>>147860101
I'm pretty sure it's just me but okay
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>>147858976
nice /v/ meme dude
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is it just me or are callie's tentacles different than from the concerts?
back then they seemed really rigid and stiff but ingame it feels like they're letting the engine do all the work which makes them seem way more natural
i like it
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>>147860216
saved
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you already know what I want Callie to do to me with those tentacles
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>>147860871
also screenshot
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>>147860871
It would make sense that they might have a different physics model. Or specifically, that the concert renderings used a different physics model from the game.
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>>147861024
I want her to smother me with them
I want her to let me massage them
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>>147861387
define smother
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>>147861475
press my face with them and suffocating me, giving me sweet release
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>>147860269
It's good of you to admit so, but everyone else here (who actually plays the game i.e 2 other people) uses it as an excuse.
>i refuse to use a weapon which will enable me to win because i dont know how to use this 'weak' weapon
>instead ill complain about other people using overpowered weapons that i can also use but refuse to because i'd rather complain and self pity
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how many more months do you think we have
I think these threads will be gone by the end of august
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>>147863979
Nigga, the threads will never be gone.
Dead threads can fall off the board. They can exhaust all topics. They can become deserts.
But they will always go on. Remember /nintyg/? The thread that gets routinely pushed off? The thread that goes hours without a single post?
They're still on /vg/.
Generals can have dead hours, or even dead threads, but they can never truly die.
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>>147863979
sometimes generals continue on for ages even long after all of the content of the subject matter has been completely solved, see /utg/, /ksg/, and /hsg/
sometimes generals just suddenly die even though there's still plenty of content to discuss, see /bfg/, /hmg/, and /irg/

there's really no telling how this will play out
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>>147859862
>Thought I would be a C rank shit all my life
>Become a gal shitter
>Already at B
The only thing I can't bring myself to do is where unfresh gear.I gotta look fresh even if my main stats aren't too great.
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https://twitter.com/NintendoFrance
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>>147864512
If a game is truly unpopular then its general actually does die. Someone made a general for an MMO I play back in August last year and it got a single reply, and who knows when the last actually populated general was. It isn't on fireden at least.

That MMO is absolutely nowhere near Splatoon's popularity though. Even if there really isn't anything to talk about here and the userbase slowly continues to dwindle down, I'm sure it'll stick around.
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>amiibos came in the mail today
such happy
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concert preparations!
look how nervous they are... everyone gave them a warm welcome, though!
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Sheldon's Picks vol 3 when?
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>Guy at Gamestop says they only get as many amiibos as they have preorders for.

Not sure how that works considering he let me preorder the day before they came out. Seems like a retarded system if he just wasn't trying to scam a preorder out of me. Oh well at least I got them.
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http://www.comic-clear.jp/comic.aspx?c=10
here's a bunch of japanese splatoon comics
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>>147866010
in Spla2NX
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>>147865184
Everquest? project1999? I remember those, but they moved to /vr/ for a few months before dying out again.

Splatoon is popular, it might not be dragonball popular but it wont die anytime soon. Fuck, katawa shoujo came out 2012 and they are still having threads.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpiz6tgbLXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gytkP0SZl60
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Is it okay to kiss Marie's amiibo
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>>147867260
no
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>>147867356
Shit i already did it
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>>147867661
now you're going to jail
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>>147864512
>/nintyg/
Who?
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>>147868770
Well i'll see you guys later
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>>147850958
>>147851508
I think it's more that Callie can't bare to be apart from her Marie. You could say it's because Callie needs to be under constant supervision and needs an adult to hold her hand, but it's probably just because she doesn't want to leave her best friend again.
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>>147869081
>deleted

HA
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>>147869081
Boi if they deleted your goodnight post what makes you think this'll last?
Also you should try to only use the ones that don't feature semen, that's against a rule.
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>>147869332
she will have to get over it when one of them is forced into retirement after this splatfest
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>>147869081
Finally
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>>147846509
>it doesn't count because I say so
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>>147846509
Might have to check out tf2 again then.
Do we also get a t-shirt cosmetic representing our team after we've voted?
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>>147870696
quality post, even posted a splatoon-related picture to make it relevant!
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>>147870748
im very sorry
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>>147870696
Hate to say it, but based mods.
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>>147870696
get fuck
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>>147869548
>>147870084
>>147870878
>>147870951
i see
i didn't know people felt so strongly about my posts
in that case, i'll stop
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>>147871108
I don't mind them at all, it's just funny that the mods consider Callie /b/ tier garbage.
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>>147871108
thanks
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>>147871108
i like them, they're so consistent it lets me know all is right with the world
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>>147870696
Its just a new janitor wave, back to normal posting within a week or so when they get bored/fired
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How are the carbon rollers balanced holy fuck why would you use any other roller
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>>147871108
Whenever a new Janitor wave hits its shit for about 2 weeks or so. People apply to police threads, they get fired for focusing on one thread too long. The rest get bored/lax because they have to shift through shit for free. Give it time
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>>147871817
Better question is why you'd ever use a Brush
Literally lethal from any distance, god bless Burst Bombs, such a valuable and balanced addition to the game
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I'm very pleased I can always have Splatfest in my plaza now. Will they just keep a pool of Callie vs Marie miiverse posts to show off when you use the amiibos?
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>>147872678
Do the stages become nighttime or is only the plaza affected?
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so how shall i dispose of the marie amiibo
no i don't have acid
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>>147871969
That and it's hard to deal with, i have to really to be on my toes that im not caught between charges with one of them on the enemy side
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>>147872814
Only the plaza. You can't go in stores or lobbies. All the squids in the lobby will be wearing either a Callie or Marie shirt, same for you depending on which amiibo you use.
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>>147872819
you should ask your mom, like you've been doing all this time with everything else in your life
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Are you currently EVADING A BAN, anon?
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The new tf2 update has additional voice lines; the Soldier describe himself as having 'the silent majesty of a Kraken'. Could be a reference?
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>>147873895
>silent majesty of a kraken

soldier confirmed for panic button shitter
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>>147872819
you don't
it'd make callie sad
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>>147873895
post it
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>>147874002
callie would be overjoyed to see marie smashed to pieces anon
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>>147872819
Why did you buy both if you only wanted one~?
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>sham still blogging like anyone gives a shit
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>>147874076
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8

Skip to 2:31.
I mean of all animals or mythical creatures he could've mentioned, this seems oddly specific.
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>>147874186
double pack only
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>>147874582
You can buy them separately where I live
It would be considerably cheaper to buy one on their own
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>>147865061
I mean you can do both if you have enough snails or cash
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>>147874369
interesting
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>>147874865
fuck off eurocuck
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>>147875031
>land of the free
>cucked into buying extra things you don't want
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>>147875251
>wanting to get rid of marie
>not wanting to use marie's amiibo to see callie's relaxed pose while marie sings
if you can, can you not tho?
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i'm even american and i know that america is land of the fat, home of the debt
land of the fags, home of the mutants
land of the millennials, home of the SOCJUS

it's literally cancer: the country
we need to fuck off back to england/france/germany/spain and give back this stolen land
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>>147873895
You missed the part where the Pyro says Woomy?
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>>147875465
england here, we don't want you back
staying on topic, is anyone joining that great british splat off thing that was mentioned last thread?
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>>147875465
Give it back to who, you killed all the Indians.
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>>147875771
Technically England is the free-est country in the world right now.

Also Splat-off what now?
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>>147875946
it's a uk tournament
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>>147875787
give it back to the earth
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>>147876129
Neat.
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>>147876223
You polluted and raped that pretty bad too.
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>>147876295
more information on this http://www.nintendo.co.uk/News/2016/July/The-Splatoon-Summer-of-Splat-begins-this-July--1120899.html
someone put this in the op next thread
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>>147876449
better that we stop before we make it any worse, at least
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>>147874934
I like to cosplay when I use certain weapons. So while my subs are fine my main abilities aren't always optimal.
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Which is the best Range Blaster, Grim or Custom?
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>>147877362
Grim
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>>147879396
>we will never get nice splatfest colours again
unless this is a publicity stunt
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>>147880113
Splatfests: back by popular demand!
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>>147877362
The one, and the only true original unique weapon:

Blaster.
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>>147880640
Looking at how cluttered the Miiverse is with demands for it to stay, I would not be surprised if it did.
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>>147880742

The default Blaster is my favorite by far
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Friends with Octolings
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>>147880742
Too little range, outclassed by Luna in every way
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>>147881009
I sincerely hope this artist dies in a fiery fire
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>>147881079
>too little range
>outclassed by (something with even shorter range)
????
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>>147881009
listen my man
you gotta broaden your perspective a little bit
consider this:
friends with OCTARIANS
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>>147881079
>Too little range, outclassed by Luna in every way
wat

Luna has terrible range, just because it's very effective in TC, doesn't mean it's OP. You rarely see people bringing Luna to any other mode that isn't TC.

Also, vanilla Blaster still takes the throne because besides Rapid Blaster Pro Deco, it has a perfect kit for its stats, and that's Disruptor to not let people escape, and Killer Wall to solve the range's problem.
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>>147881407
>>147881993
If you're okay with that little range why not use the thing that has good sets?

Blaster is trash, Luna is cheap trash, Rapid Blasters are a joke, Range Blaster rules the world.
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>>147882186
Sorry, I don't enjoy having horrendous firerate, no close combat and horrible cooldown as a trade for better range.
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>>147882584
Does your Chode Blaster pack Burst Bombs? Or a Kraken? Or bombs of any kind?
No, so shut up about close combat.
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>>147882745
Callie's on the rag
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>>147882745
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Why isn't there a soundtrack download somewhere in the OP?
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>>147882837
>Or a Kraken?
Most people only use Kraken as a from of panic button, not really an offensive option. All you need to do is run away from, and wait for the effect to turn off, so you can attack the Kraken user safely.

Also, Bubbler is better. With Kraken, you're forced in only squid mode for some seconds, until it runs off, while with Bubbler, you have more liberty.

>Or bombs of any kind?
Suction Bombs, Ink Mines and Seekers.

>Burst Bombs?
While I agree, you need to be careful in ink's consumption. Two Burst Bombs and some more shots and you're already out of ink, leaving you open for attacks.
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>>147883639
Support the developers!
Buy your audio discs from reputable sellers!
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>>147883639
Now that I think about it, no one ever bothered to put the voice clips or the OST mega links in the OP either.
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OCTO BULLIES
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>>147884853
i want to fuck a octoling in front of a crowd
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>>147883801
Not them but the problem with Bubbler is you're confined to whatever ground you have covered for movement, while Kraken takes you wherever you want. That's liberty. Also perfect for carving Rainmaker paths.
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>>147885425

>tfw the RM holder actually follows your path and dunks it
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>>147885734
>Rare game discussion going on
>Squid Sister fags still can't stay out
for fucks sake
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>>147884412
>[Deleted]
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>>147885819

Didn't mean to upset you. Better?
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>>147881079
imma disrupt yo face
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It's a slow day with Callieman banned
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>>147886927
>callieanon was responsible for half of the posts on /ink/ threads

Maybe we can die now.
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>>147887703
We died like three times this week already
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>>147886927
what happened... how did he get banned? I'll miss him
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>>147888685
The mods consider saying goodnight to your imaginary girlfriend and expressing your desire to cum on her spam
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>>147886927
Who killed Marie?
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>>147888841
That's an incomplete statement.
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>>147888841

He's been doing it for so long why give a shit now? Regardless godspeed Callieanon wherever you are.
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I hope you shitters picked good maps
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>>147888841
that's bullshit. these new fucking jannies are such asshats. I got banned for nothing, too. it's a pain in the ass
>>147888970
no it's not
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>>147889108
Yes, it is.
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>>147888991
Godspeed for what? Beating a dead horse? Only creating /ink/ generals just to post your daily waifu images, that had nothing to do with videogames?

No. Mods have a point here. If you have already spoke everything of the game, then why bother ruining the general rather then just letting the general die peacefully?
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>>147888885
She bit into a tomato, and as everyone knows Marie hates tomatoes
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>>147889520
On the other hand if you consider this general dead and/or ruined, why are you here complaining about it?
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>>147889741
Nice deflection.
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>>147887703
>still forcing this le callieanon and other people are le one guy le same guy meme, invented by the discord
fuck off already
when will this meme die
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If you're viewing a concert with an amiibo your splatfest tee changes to the sister who's amiibo you're using. I was worried i was going to be stuck on team callie for a moment there.
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>>147889873
So you can't leave this general while it exists? If this general had no reason to exist and that were a problem, it would be deleted. So while it's here you can find a way to cope with what people decide to post in it.
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>>147890131
It will die when you do, you're the only one that believes in it.
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>>147890179
Wow rude much? Let's just post more Marie in the mean time!
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>>147890131
after you scarth
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>>147889520
> no fun allowed
alright tough guy
what do YOU want to talk about?
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>>147890307
fuck off discord

>>147890349
i'm not your discord faggot fuckboy captain
fuck off
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>>147890447
Dude Callieanon and Manmenmeianon and whoever else are all different people. You'd have to be retarded to think they're the same.
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>>147859862
I went 0-8 with a fucking brush while everyone else went positive with meme crutches
Clearly I am the good player here
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the shitposting is getting really bad in this thread... at least callieman's "shitposts" aren't rude, like >>147890447 and >>147891486. this is almost unbearable. hopefully you kids will lighten up by the time splatfest comes around.
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>>147891879
Fuck off Callieman, you're just mad you'll never be as cool and popular as Manmenmei anon. Go back to being banned
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>>147890373
I wanna talk about squids.

Can we talk about squids?
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>preorder squid sister amiibos as a guest from bestbuy weeks ago
>no email
>no receipt
>no charge on my credit card
>oh well
>earlier today go out to gamestop to buy the pair
>they had tons available
>get in, get out
>get home, package on my doorstep
>callie and marie amiibos from bestbuy
welp...
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>>147892427
This image should not be as enticing as it is
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>>147892427
h o t g l u e
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>>147893004
Why would you? Save it for your woman.
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>>147893428
Marie is my woman.
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>>147893541
>you posses her
Other around, bitch.
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>>147838274
how long until someone smashes your car window?
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>>147893541
That is extremely sad.
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>>147893937
What does the people of /ink/ drive?
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>>147894131
I have a Mazda 6
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>>147894131
Buicks.

Currently driving a 2006 Buick Lucerne.
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>>147894131
>see image
>think fuckyeah mario kart 9 will have the sisters and/or inklings
>see the tank
>remember THAT image of a tank being filled up
>then think a kart could not be powered by a single tank for 3 laps
o-oh my..
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>>147893964
Swallow my dong.
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>>147894637
>Squids and Sisters making their cute whoops and sounds as they jump and boost around in karts
I want it

>/ink/ and /mk8g/ would have a reason to merge
I don't want it
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>>147894131
2008 Corolla. Ex-rental, not bad.
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>>147882186
>Rapid Blasters are a joke
You don't know true power scrub
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>>147893541
Marie a stretchy
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>>147897082
She's had practice in keeping her feet above her waist
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Octoling amiibo when
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>mfw memeing on S+ japanese squids with seeker/seeker rush
Is Seeker the best sub in the game for trolling purposes?
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Woooow TF2 is fucking DEAD

Is this game good
I have a Wii U
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>>147897683
It's fun. Have you tried Overwatch though? Besides the squiding mechanics of Splatoon, it's pretty similar.
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>>147897683
It's good, though you will get stomped for a few days as a new player
TF2 is not dead
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>>147897794
>try overwatch
>get bored with the terrible balance, terrible map design, terrible ult garbage design
>come back to splatoon and realize splatoon is better in every way
Do not play Overwatch
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>>147897683
It is good sometimes but even deader
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>>147897817
Its dead for me, this new update is SHIT
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>>147898265
Why do you have to be so negative?
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>>147898638
I'll vouch for them; Overwatch is extremely boring unless you play with friends.
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>>147898793
Well, I think it's just as fine as playing with randoms in Splatoon.
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>>147898638
Sorry anon, I'll try not to be so negative. It just gets me salty to see OW praised so much as a revolutionary shooter, when I've played COD games with significantly better map design.
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How do I make money fast in this game?
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>>147899048
I don't think map design is the be-all of what makes a shooter good. If that were true than Nintendo needs a smack over the head for some of Splatoon's maps.
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>>147899168
Get to S+, win Ranked matches by knockout.
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>>147899295
How?
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>>147899198
Splatoon has its share of bad maps too

>hammerhead
>salt spray
>underpass
>warehouse
>ancho-v
>blue-fin
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>>147899168
edit
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>>147899409
git not even gud, just slightly better than average
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>>147899409
Do your best? Work with your team? Don't overextend? Use weapons and abilities best suited for their modes (eg. Bomb Rush for Splatzones, Kraken/Wail for RM, etc)? Sit out of rotations you're not confident you'll do well in? Get lucky?
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>>147899596
>warehouse
>underpass
>saltspray
>bad
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>>147899596
>Not including Towers
Mah nigga.
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>>147899778
Okay, but how do I get money fast with as little work as possible?
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>>147899409
Play only during Tower Control, pick Luna Blaster, equip faster res time items, hump the tower and mash your balls into the sky all match long
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Are there any good YouTube channels with primarily splatoon content? So far dude is the only one I've seen that doesn't make me want to splat myself.
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>>147899409
Here's some universal ones good for every map and mode

>crutches
.96 deco
Krak-on

>average thinking
Wasabi/TTK Splattershot

>requires high skill
Scope Eliter/Custom
Scope Splatterscope/Kelp


Some that are just above average for all modes.

>minimal skill
Dynamo
Carbon

>crutch
.52/deco
.96

>high skill
cherry H-3

Then specificly Tower Control

>crutch
Luna
Blaster
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>>147899967
If effort isn't required, play Turf War with an Aerospray. Get shit tons of points and get money, if you win or lose. It's slower than Ranked, but you'll always make bank.
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>>147900214
>minimal skill - dynamo, carbon
>high skill - e-liter
Spotted the E-liter main
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>>147900214
This is a horrible list. If you want to earn dirty and effortless kills, Grim Range Blaster is the way to go. Nothing in this game requires 'lots of thinking'.
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>>147900376
Oh please, you're making me blush.

>>147900442
>grim edge
>useful for anything
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>>147900498
You would say that, given Range Blasters are a camping Charger's worst nightmare.
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>>147900214
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
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>>147900802
He's new. RBlasters are not for fresh squibs. If he's smart, he'll stick to the crutches to farm points.
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>>147900918
The Range Blaster IS a crutch though. Proudly so. Possibly the easiest weapon in the game to use.
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>>147900983
If it's so easy, why isn't it the starting weapon?
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>come back to /ink/ after a long time
>still talking about which weapons are crutches
Good to see some things never change
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>>147901087
Why would it be? It's effortlessly effective, but it's not a generic shooter.
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>>147901159
Would you rather post some Squid Sisters?
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>>147901176
A generic shooter would be the easiest to use.
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>>147901323
Which is why the Splattershot Jr is the starting weapon. But while its strengths are how basic it is, with a Bubbler for extra hand-holding, all the Range Blaster asks is that you shoot roughly in an enemies direction and watch them explode, whether you hit them or not. It's the biggest and strongest bitch weapon in the game and I love it.
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>>147901253
Let's talk about why Splat Zones is the best and most balanced Game Mode
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>>147901601
Because it and Turf War were initially the only ideas they had.
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>>147901540
A blaster is not a beginners weapon with slow rate of fire which leaves you vulnerable after a single shot. SSJ is easy because it's spray and pray for beginners being able to cover turf quickly and effectively. Blaster is garbage for claiming turf which is also the main game. In addition, the grim doesn't allow you to deal with more than one person for a beginner where other weapons like SSJ give more of a chance to survive unfavorable situations.
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>>147901932
SSJ also has panic button ult which is mostly foolproof

It's the starting weapon for a reason
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>>147902086
Because it's the easiest. I'm glad we agree
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>>147901932
I'm not saying the Range Blaster is for beginners. I'm saying it's easy to use.
By all means recommend the E-Liter and H-3 to new players.
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>>147902295
It's like you didn't even read the list.
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>>147902569
Of course not.
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>>147894131
Golf GTI
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>>147894131
1973 Malibu
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>>147894131
Lightning McQueen
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>>147905274
I'd swap out the QR for some Bomb Range Up. You might consider the Pink Trainers. They look good with the Berry Pro and you would still keep the 3 subs of IRU that the Black trainers have (assuming you went for the brand influence on the Pinks.)
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>>147905956
The Pink Trainers don't look too great with the White Shirt, but they do match the Berry. And while I've seen how effective Bomb Range Up is with Suction Rush, I've only found it worthwhile with at least 2 mains, you get some real distance then. But I'll try levelling up the Pink Trainers anyway; thanks
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Kek
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>>147906753
Callie getting in shape for her next show where she will play the part of a bowling pin
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Callie and Marie having angry sex on the news
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>>147909426
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
>>
While scissoring each other, Callie and Marie both start cumming and crying at the same time
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>>147858110
>2ch's splatoon general
You mean twitter?
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>>147911291
Well if you were doing the forbidden with your childhood friend after twenty years of pent-up raging love and sexual tension, you'd probably be pushed to tears too.
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>>147897676
Nah, Disruptors.
Find a buddy and super troll with Disruptors AND Seekers.
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>>147830912
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>>147911839
What did Bravo guy do to deserve two Hydras on his team?
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>>147913398
One Hydra can doom a team, two and you might as well try to start a squid party
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>>147913398
They're gonna have a real hard time pushing.
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Marry Marie!
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This Manmenmei is fake! It is not by Sameanko! So nobody gives a fuck!
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>>147914009
Marry Marie's maries!
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>>147914104
I think it's a nice menmanmai
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>>147916687
is this oct pregnant
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Rainmaker's on
don't tell the gooks
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>>147922145
DO tell the gooks. they hate rm, so maybe we can actually play with our kin instead of the yellow menace
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>>147922224
the gooks already know
they fear the dragon fish
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pls no died
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I think Judd is underrated
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>>147924631
I've found I end up hating him just because he's the one that tells me when I lose
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No Eyemask vs Eyemask?
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>>147925664

AHHH, she's naked!
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>>147925664
That's one sharp bottom lip
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No music no life
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>>147933531
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>>147934073
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Callie committing suicide!
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>>147934662
Marie committing murder!
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On Piranha Pit in Tower Control, I saw a JP move to a ledge a little in front of and to the left the spawn point. He kept super jumping back to spawn. Then, he disappeared into the bottom of the map. On the gamepad, it showed him off screen. At the end of the game, he had 28 kills and 1 death.

Anyone know what glitch he used?
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>>147924631
Here's a new comic for him, if only our translator wasn't banned
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>>147935067
There's an invincibility glitch going around, I guess they didn't successfully patch it
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So I want to use Splathax, but I also want to not leave my Snails useless.

Is it fine to only use it for clothes that has no influence in any gear ability? Like KOG, Cuttlegear, amiibo...
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>>147935348
I don't see the point unless you're trying to get negative brand slots for no reason.
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>>147935496
Negative brand slots?
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>>147935865
http://pastebin.com/raw/eMbBai0b
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>>147935865
Or whatever you call negative influence gear. Like if you edited Swim Speed on something by Rockenberg, the brands weakness.
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>>147935085
I can try and fill in for them, if you want.
>Everyone! At last, the final Splatfest is here!
>Noooooooo
>Since it's the last Splatfest, I'd like Judd to cast his vote, too.
>Judd is...
>Naturally going to vote for me, right, buddy?
>nod nod
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>>147935085
>i am callie! callie yes that is me!
>ooh-ra.
>judd i like judd is cat i like judd
>here is judd now~
>do you like it when i press your head against my breasts juddykins~~?
>*horny cat noises*
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>>147936994
I love this artist so SO much
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>>147937631
I want to do loving and wholesome things with Marie
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>S+ rank
>people still plant sprinklers next to spawn after the start of the game
>I respawn and the sprinkler is still there instead of planted somewhere useful

Why are S+ players so bad?
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>>147938546
They put it near Spawn so it charges their Special
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>>147938546
>respawning in the first 10 seconds of the game

Maybe you should ask yourself.
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>>147937759
I want to make her blush
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>57 posters
I don't believe that at all. We have ten posters at most
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>>147938692
After the start of the game. Not right after.
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>>147936380
You mean uncommom gear abilities that has 1/2 chance to get?

I want to edit clothes with brands that has no influence gear ability, not brands with minor influence gear ability with 1/2 chance to roll.
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Stop being so shitty, S+.
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Why do people get on the tower in a defensive push?

It only makes you a target when people be taking out enemies.
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>>147942850
makes the tower move faster
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>>147943171
You mean kills you faster.
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>35 seconds into a match and someone left their sprinkler at spawn the entire time
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Why do people double up?
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>>147944126
makes the tower move faster
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>>147943470
Was this turf war? Otherwise it's not worth constantly making sure your sprinkler is building special
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>>147944193
No, ranked.
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>>147944438
>dying in 35 seconds

Judging by your posts, it seems you don't know how to use a sprinkler. Have you thought that maybe priorities dictate that using your main weapon is more important than filling up your tank to full just to throw a low health sprinkler?

I'll answer it for you. No you haven't. Go back to A- since it looks like your just edited your rank.
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>>147944860
rude af
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>>147944860
Not everyone can sit back and enjoy playing defense. If your sprinkler is sitting for more than 30 seconds in one spot, it is a complete waste. Learn to use it or get on another weapon set.
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Why do scoped eliters without burst bombs ever do close range combat?
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>>147945492
>in a battle with one guy
>his friend is trying to flank me
>but wait my sprinkler has been in the same spot for a long time
>better toss a new one before I deal with this and i died

great advice mate
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>>147946774
If you had your sprinkler in one spot the for a whole 30 seconds and never bothered to think how else it could be used other than sitting on the spawn point, yea, better kill yourself.
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>>147947154
lets 1v1 and I'll wipe the floor with you with a sprinkler on spawn.
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>>147947435
The giant internet balls on this guy.
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>>147947949
I love it when /ink/ makes excuses to not play the game too.
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>>147894131
Hyundaifag here
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>>147947949
all wall no talk lol.
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>>147948216
Who's not playing? They're just playing awfully.
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>>147945492
i was just practicing, anon... sorry
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>hydra holding the tower and doesn't have a bubble ready

S fucking plus.
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>>147949414
You mean learning?
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>>147949659
practice makes perfect
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>scoped charger gets killed by a .52 from the front

How bad can you be at S+? Why can't scoped chargers ever use their range to be effective?
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>>147949908
Please stop projecting
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>>147950540
I bet you're the .96 that just went straight up in the face of a tower covered in enemy squids. I'm surprised you didn't use your range to try and stop them instead.
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>>147950816
Please, anon. It's not good for your health. Have some Marie.
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>>147951026
You learned though. The next time you respawned you tried to use your range. It was too late then.
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>>147951258
I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this, but it appears you have shit taste.

Have some Callie instead.
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I am excited for splatfest
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>>147951516
Actually getting to defend Marie will be great
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>>147951450
Stop stealth walking. It's worthless.
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Who's got some pregnant Marie?
Annie would be even better, but she seems to be the forgotten girl.
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>>147951878
There isn't much m8, i wish there was more.
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>>147951878
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yeyeayeyeah
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>>147952516
Pardon me kind anon, but she doesn't look very pregnant at all.
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>>147953493
She's thinking about motherhood :3
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I think i've hit a slump in terms of performance I'm not sure what to do to improve
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>>147954918
Play more better.
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>>147955429
Got it
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>>147954918
I usually just take a break. When I come back, I splat scrubs mlg style.
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Still no Splatoonime
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>>147954918
just give up like I did
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>>147959782
But i like this game, i just don't want to be shit
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>>147959782
Okay.
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>>147958051
Why are their identities literally linked to their colors? Especially since they can easily change colors on a whim?
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Hullo ink! I redrew what I'm pretty sure is one of my first ever tablet drawings (besides the one I drew for the friend who bought me it as a gift, to say thank you) and I'm pretty proud of how I've improved in the time since getting this, about six months now.
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It appears that Nintendo wanted to upload footage of the Anime Expo concert, but they had technical difficulties.

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/751528912203554816
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>>147963823
here's the drawing better quality
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>>147935085
>if only our translator wasn't banned
Poor fella. He just can't leave Callie's tentacles alone.
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>>147963823
Loving the second face from the left, good sense of proportions.
btw do you have an inkling avatar or screenshot? I wanna draw it.

Alright squids, I haven't done much but here's a sketch of my squid.
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>>147965005
Thank you!
You're really talented!! I love your art style! I've got a lot of art envy right now.
I don't actually have Splatoon, but here's some sort of characters I made up a bit ago.
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>>147964163
Is that a "soon" or a "never"? Google translation leans to soon but
>Google translate
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>>147965802
Thanks squid, let's keep practicing and drawing!
Alright, I'll take the color palette from that image as a source, I hope I don't take too long.

>>147965935
No idea, I also used translate, but I hope it's soon.
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>>147966409
Thank you! I'm flattered.
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Can someone tell me how going down the main path to recapture your splatzone in camp triggerfish is more advantageous than going down the left side path and coming from behind?
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>teammate runs straight into enemy ink instead of painting everyone incase there's someone hiding
>gets splatted by a roller

How are these S+ players?
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>>147969820
A series of major miracles
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>an entire match in camp trigger fish and no one took the side path
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>teammate only tries the side path after being stuck in the middle path for over half the game

How are these people in S+?
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I am surprised how many players will keep playing if you sit at spawn and don't do anything.
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>>tfw missed Minegishi and Inoue by skipping today's Japan Expo.
FUCK.

Well, at least yesterday concert was pretty damn cool, the audience was pretty much into it too
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>>147969392
It's just quicker, I guess. But quicker to get splatted, at least for me.
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>S+ is so small for non-JPs that I come across the same people every few days
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Stop rejoining the queue you piece of shit. You suck.
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>>147963823
>>147964827
Aww nice. I think a Squid school would be a really cool setting for a sequel game.
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So do we get to keep these splatfest tees? I'd like to have a Marie shirt forever.
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>no one wants to take out the chargers

Fuck S+ players. At least in S I can accept I'm playing with shitters. This is garbage.
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Whenever your base is covered in ink, the best option is to jump down into the valley and fight there. Not from high up.
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Here's a protip faggets

If you ever see enemy ink AVOID IT

just god own already painted paths

You're welcome
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here's anothe rone

always ALWAYS stay as close as you can to another teammate as possible

that way if you run across an enemy player, it'll be two against one
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>>147952328
I want to take my responsibilities with Marie.
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I really want to Marie
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>>147976529
Go back to not posting.
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>>147976807
No, sorry.
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>>147977159
Fuck off.
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>>147973463
Slice of life Splatoon anime when?
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Anyone want to squad? A+ here, I don't mind if you're higher or lower.
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>>147979205
yeah sure, id please
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>>147979453
You can go first
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attention everyone
bobsled is back from work
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>>147980119
Who?
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>Marie won't sit on your face to encourage you to win her the splatfest
It's like suicide is the only way
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>>147980961
>tfw you won't get a victory kiss
Fug
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opinions on the splattershot?
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>>147975721
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
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>>147981939
It's good in zones i guess, i've never felt like they were a threat in any other gamemode
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>>147981939
It's a weapon of
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>>147981859
Jesus, this is a blue board! Keep your explicit comments to yourself
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so tell me /ink/, what's the current "meta" weapon, as far as shooters go?
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>>147983375
Sorry my dude
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>>147984667
I ate nothing but croissants and sugar free soda today...
try sspro
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>>147985068
the berry or the default? i feel like i'm seeing an equal amount, but maybe i'm just noticing the default one more because i used to main it
i'm glad you're drinking sugar free soda instead but i hope you don't eat like that everyday
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>>147985068

>I ate nothing but croissants and sugar free soda today

Why do you hate yourself?
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Kidnapping Moe!
Stuffing him down the back of a woomy's spats!
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>>147985590
wait.
how does moe actually swim
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>>147985483
I prefer the default because I love being able to roll bombs. inkstrike is pretty good these days, too. you can stop the tower, block the rm, neutralize the zone, and other shit. I also believe that the default is the most prevalent one.
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>>147985590
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>>147985995
i think the lack of splat bombs was my main issue with the berry ssp, not that suction bombs aren't great, they're just not as fun to use imo
i remember the best game i've played (aside from my first and that time i went 23/1) was on port mackerel during splatzones. rolling bombs down the hallways and getting splats is an amazing feeling
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>>147986362
port zones is so damn fun. you gotta sneak down and cap the other zone, while holding your own. it's probably one of my favorite map/mode combos.
>>147985484
croissants are fucking good man
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>>147986564
while we're on the subject,
what is /ink/'s favorite map/mode?
personally, i like blackbelly/mahi mahi sz and bridge rm
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>>147987416
camp or dome rm
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>>147987585
good taste
dome is the best map and is good for all modes, especially rm
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>>147987773
why is dome so good
is it because of how many alternate routes there are? none of them are excessively long, and there's the grate on top, ect. it feels difficult to trap someone on that mode

i do wish /ink/ would talk about the maps more and not just weapons/abilities. they're a fairly important part of the game too, one that we haven't discussed to death
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>>147988447
fun to speedrun on plus you can usually get to any point on the map from a few paths so recovering the rainmaker isn't a shitshow unless they back it into a corner
also the grates are fantastic both for surprising people from above and for getting idiots on them when they don't look down
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>>147963823
Thanks for the bad art, content creator! Don't forget to upload it to the Splatoon booru in the OP so future /ink/ can have a laugh.
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>>147988775
are you the person that vehemently hates /ink/ and it's drawfags
because we are literally discussing the game right now. your post is contributing nothing to this. that post is over 5 hours old, like i know you're grasping at straws but can you not even wait until one of them are actually here
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>>147988447
>why doesn't ink talk about maps
because we only like to talk about the bad things about the game. the weapons are easy to get mad at. on the other hand, all the maps are at least fun to play on (some are definitely worse than others, eg, moray, but they're all a good time). >>147963823
holy fuck, it's so much better. nice!
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>>147989194
Nobody is forcing you to reply to or even read his post.
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>>147988775
you know what else would give people an even bigger laugh? a normal picture of you
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>>147989298
this. we all know that he's just a shitposter. just ignore his ugly ass
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marie and or woomy ballbusting where
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So you guys don't want to upload it to the booru? I think all splatoon art created by this general should be put there.
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>>147989769
in all honesty i don't think it should
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>>147989630
Callie doesn't have any balls
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>>147945492
you just dont know where to put them. you sound like the kind of person that doesnt put sprinklers on the rotating walls in turf war on museum doplhin
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>>147964163
>NA Callie sounds like a valley girl
>JP Callie sounds like your generic excitable anime girl
>EU Callie sounds British/French/German/Italian/Aussie
cute
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>>147990032
Yeah, it's pretty terrible.
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Who has the better solo song?
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>>147993441
I already can't decide which girl is better, what makes you think I can decide which of their songs is
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woomy
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>>147986564
Croissants aren't the healthiest things though.
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>>147951646
What?
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>>147993441
I prefer Tide Goes Out since I'm an adult. Tokimeki Bomb Rush is alright if you're an add child I guess.
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>>147993441
I prefer Tokimeki Bomb Rush since I don't have shit taste. Tide Goes Out is alright if you like garbage I guess.
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>>147993441
Octavio, Octavio has the better solo
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>>148000120
>>148000331
You both have shit taste
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>>148000830
This guy gets it.
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>>148000830
>>148000440
bout to remix your faggot-ass face if you don't head back underground
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>>147993441
initially i preferred marie's, however, after listening to how they sound in game i'm not sure. i suppose i like them equally, but callie's sounds better in game and marie's sounds better with the live band
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Why does your shooting game have singing mascots? Why is your game having its last event?
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>>148002674
?
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>>148002674
Singing mascots are to cheer people on during matches, to announce news/updates, and to cause a rift in the playerbase.
The final event came around due to nintendo wanting to bury the wiiu and push NX as hard as possible.
Splatoon won't be on the NX, they are just killing it for shits and giggles
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>>148002674
It's set in Post Apocalyptic Japan. And they needed mascots so the game has icons.

>>148002674
Because the devs stated its time to let go. It was supposed to stop in January. Nintendo probably doesn't want to keep doing constant support every month since it requires artists, licensing and junk.
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>>148001189
I agree with this though I still like Tide Goes out a bit more. Its also sounds like a good song to smoke dank ganja too.
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>>148005405
Interesting because it's called SeaWEED Nights in Japan
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>>148005861
DUDE
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What if Octavio came out with a new single?
Would it bring the fans back? maybe another single player level to debut his track?
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>>148004010
>it was time to let go

It was time to start Spla2n development more likely
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DEAD GAME
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>>148007856
an admirer im impressed, is the discord dead yet?
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>>148007681
>>148007856
>>148008047
good samefag
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>>148006440
>Splatoon
>Getting a sequel
KEEEEK
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>>148008186
>good samefag
hows squid kid?
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Wow, the Luna sucks
Why do people use it
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>>148009497
Luna Neo is great
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>>148009668
How
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>>147973463
Me too! It'd be fun if there was a bonus map where you had a unlicensed Splatfest in a school at night or something.
What I'm really hoping for in Spla2n is better and more varied gear, Japan has a load of cute fashion subcultures it'd be nice to see in the game. They could even do sponsorships with brands to put their clothes in the game! Like Angelic Pretty, or something. But that's probably aiming a bit high.
What I really want is clothes that are girly, I can't make a cute fairy kei inkling and that just won't do!
>>147989227
Thank you! I'm pretty proud of the progress I've made. I should have mentioned that the drawing on the left is one I did yesterday, and the right 6 months ago.
I'd do some more drawing today but I'm going out, my friend wants to record something for his youtube channel.
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>>148012087
Yeah, I do expect some better dress choices in future. The Squid Girl dress just isn't enough.
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This game is okay so far
Controls feel weird
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I want to wake a a sleepy woomy
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>>148014837
Sell it while you have the chance.
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>>148015392
Why
>>
How the fuck do you retards use the Dynamo
One enemy Charger and you can't do shit
>>
Yeah Dynamo is the worst weapon I've ever used
It's just so slow, so weak, uses shit amounts of ink, how the fuck do people use this thing
>>
This game is fucking terrible, most broken snipers I've ever seen
>>
Is there a way to make it you can aim without moving the controller this is impossible to play
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>>147991181
This, along with over the conveyor belts in Piranha.
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>>147988447
Maps have been discussed to death.
Ranging from worst maps being ones that skilled japanese E-Liters can dominate on. To best maps being ones that are most difficult to spawn-camp on.
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Is there a gamemode where Snipers are blocked
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>>147975721
Unless it's turf war.
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>>147970598
Including you.
>>
How do I beat Snipers
>>
All the other people can swim straight over the grates but I fall into the water what the fuck
>>
>>147993441
Tokimeki Bomb Rush is so catchy, even as a Marie-fag. Tide goes out is too mellow
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>>148006365
Octavio isn't a singer so it wouldn't matter. Anything he makes will sound like any other lyric-less song in this game. Also kill yourself.
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>triple damage up on splatfest tee
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I still haven't received the mail to vote for stages.

What do, /ink/? Has anyone else got it?
>>
>>148018198
Dynamo > Stealth > E-Liter > Dynamo
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>>148020667

I got it a few days ago. You do have a mynintendo account, right? And you have "send me promotional emails" checked off, right?
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>>148020940
>You do have a mynintendo account, right?
Yeah, I have.

>And you have "send me promotional emails" checked off, right?
I have it on. What's wrong with it?
>>
>>148021270
You seem to be doing everything right... Just wait a bit longer, I guess.
>>
3/4 for some squadding
Join Connor, rain or Twarz or Add nbr444 and lemme know here if you added me
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> Trying to hotglue my Splatoon Amiibo on camera
> Just point the camera at it and cum on it, shouldn't be too difficult
> Can't find a table to put it on
> My desk is too low
> Don't want to cum on the kitchen bench or anything
> I know, I'll put it on my bed, kneel in front of it, and hold the camera
> Fapping to warm up
> Neighbours suddenly come out and start walking around outside (apartment block)
> Don't want them to hear me, have to wait
> They go away
> Finally
> Ready to cum, grab my camera and start recording
> Cum on amiibo, success
> Neighbours decide that now is the perfect time to come back
> Literally walking by my window
> Drop my camera, hand over mouth
> Cum on camera accidentally
> Came too hard, nearly fell off my fucking bed
> Check to recording
> It's fucking nothing

> Second try
> Realize that I probably wouldn't be able to stay upright and hold a camera steady through an orgasm
> Get on all fours on bed, amiibo between knees, camera pointing at it
> This'll definitely work
> Set it up, fap and cum on amiibo
> Cum pretty hard, but no disasters this time
> Check the camera and amiibo
> I fucking missed
> Amiibo's clean
> Half of the recording is obscured by my bedsheet sticking up into the lens
> Realize that basically I'm watching a video of myself cumming, feel silly
> Get kinda embarrassed listening to myself moan on video
> No way I'm posting this, it's a write-off

Why is this so hard
>>
>>148021961
you guys are too good... I don't want to be carried
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>>148022058
get in here you fuck i rather carry someone than not play the fucking game
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>>148022047
Why didn't you just close the window and curtains? And I bet it isn't that hard. Hell, I'll try it just to see.
>>
>>148022164
no
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>>148022263
>>148022058
>>148021961
Where's calliefan when you need him
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>>148022173
They were already closed, anon.
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>>148022641
>I don't make any noise at all when I'm rubbing one out.

I'll never understand this. None at all?

The window doesn't close all the way and I didn't want to risk it. Stupid neighbours are always walking around.
>>
>>148022641
circumcised loser

>>148022963
Ignore the circumcised loser
>>
>>148023126
I'm pretty sure this is a whole lotta off-topic discussion >>148022047
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>its actually the last splatfest
>its actually marie vs callie
>you faggots were right all along
spla2n for NX next year then right?
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>>148024183
I wish it was Marie vs Callie
>>
>>148024305
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/146692262766/weve-had-15-inkredible-splatfests-so-far-while
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>>148024183
Summer 2018 is what I'm expecting
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>>148023012
>circumcised
Does that really make a difference??

I was kinda expecting hotgluing advice when I posted that greentext, not this.
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>>148024414
It's Callie vs Marie numbnuts, I was hoping for Marie vs Callie
You know, the Sisters support each other
It'd be a happy ending, and screw with people's heads
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>>148024620
Here's some free advice
Get a better fetish
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>>148024628
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>>148024740

I already have other good fetishes.

> Only having one fetish
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>>148024875
Sorry champ, wasting your essence on a small toy is the absolute lowest fetish
Yes, even lower than scat or necro or other subhorrors
It's THAT pathetic
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>>148025030
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>>148025657
that's a funny looking woomy
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Newfag in this general. I'll be getting the game the following days now that it is on sale on the E-shop, What am i in for?
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>>148026490
The most fun you'll have ever had in a video game. Followed by pain. So much unending pain.
>>
>>148026490

Splatoon is so fucking fun, dude. I played over a thousand hours by the time I was finally sick of it.
>>
>>148026651
>>148026734

I do wanna extend my very poor Wii U library and it seems like a fun game, i did my research about the splatfest rewards so i ask you guys, its too grindy to roll with regular cash now?
>>
>>148026490
You will clock hundreds of hours in this game, and you will not regret.

Before going to online, play the singleplayer content.

Use Gyro controls.

The rest is uo to you.
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>>148026993
Definitely this. Keeping on the motion controls and using the single player to get used to them is the only essential advice.
>>
>>148026992
with splathax, nothing is grindy!
never will you be a scrub once you set your rank to S+99!

want more cash? have all the cash in the world with only afew short steps

want more snails now that splatfests are over? you guessed it, splathax can max out your counter in no time!

want to take control and craft the perfect set? dive into splathax and make your magnum opus!
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>>148027827
or you could
you know
play the game
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>>148028039
>triggered moralfag
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>>148028178
triggered newfag
nignog i rolled my perfect gear to perfection before slimy was a fetus
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>>148028039
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>>148029141
that's a funny looking woomy
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>>147894131
Jeep Wrangler.
>>
sleepy squids
>>
sleep well sleepy squids
>>
sleep enternally well general
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Eternal glory
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Remember to work out between matches
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>>148038512
NO
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Still in shock of the last splatfest.

Whoever wins, we all lose. Callie might win, but she will never win again. Marie might win, but she will never bantz Callie again.

This is the true end, its like an open world game after the main quest - just a place to wonder around with no reason to do so other than you cannot move on.

Never will we get together and shitpost about teams, never will we complain about the game we love..

This is not the end, but just a living corpse of something we all love and are unable to put down.
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>>148041890
>but just a living corpse of something we all love and are unable to put down.
Uh, alright m8
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LIVE /INK/!
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It's over
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>>148046683
don't wanna
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Post your least favorite Splatoon cosplay
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>>148048832
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>>148041890
why do you take the shitty 24hr forced tw so seriously? I'm sad that it's going, too, but, jesus, the game really isn't changing
>>
>>148041890
>its like an open world game after the main quest - just a place to wonder around with no reason to do so other than you cannot move on.
What is real life?
>>
>>147881890
cute
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so where are we going to go? what will we do?
how long will we trudge before it's over?

seems like the threads are winding down, no one wants to talk about splatoon anymore
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>>148053316
Oh shit the miiverse is probably filled with Marie and Callie drawings right now, the salt is going to be fucking great
>>
>>148053105
I don't know... I used to spent so much time here and now I don't know where to go instead
>>
>>148053105
Its sad. I realized how much I liked this game too late.
>>
>>148053105
It's been a good year... hasn't it?
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>>148053105
It's just Marie general now.
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lewd
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>>148055604
Either way someone is getting violated
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evening /ink/
i got a kitten recently, no one could figure out what to call it but i woke up an apparently it's been given a name. callie-marie
i've just been calling her callie so far though. would the inklings ever get freaked out by judd? i mean, they've never seen a cat before. it'd be kinda fucked up
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>>148056627
>>
ok i'm gonna go play splatoon everyone, this general better still be up when i come back
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haha
>>
post if you're kill
>>
Does anyone have any wallpapers of Callie?
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>>148066123
I mostly have walls with both of them, but I could make an image into a wallpaper size if you have one you like.
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>>147836246
Did this artist have a stroke or something?
>>
>>148067905
>>148067905
I would really prefer if you went back to /v/ and stop shitposting all over our based drawgods
>>
Is there anyway to get online play to work with a hotspot device? I haven't been able to play the multiplayer since last fall after changing my isp and I really don't want to miss the last Splatfest. I live out in the boonies so cable/dsl isn't an option here.
>>
>>148068472
>tamarinfrog
>a god
top kek, maybe a few months ago but not anymore
>>
>>148068729
depends on what speed you can pull from your hotspot device.
>>
>>148067905
she started drawing inklings older for some reason, i think she drew something with overly sexual tones and people freaked out.
problem is this looks like utter shite, so essentially yes
>>
>>148069081
It's 4g and fast enough for pc and PS4 gaming. It's just NAT type 3 and has no way to reduce it which means it has trouble connecting to other users for Wii U multiplayer. I had Nintendo Support take over my computer and try everything to get it to work but no dice. I was just curious if anyone here was in a similar boat and found a solution somehow.
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benes :DDD
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Is Callie the popular pick among the younger players?
>>
>>148075790

Most likely. I think Marie is more popular overall but I've seen alot of low rank players for Team Callie.
>>
>>148075790
i asked my cousins (14, 9 and 4 years old, respectively) which one they prefered, they all said callie. if i had to guess though, i'd say it depends more on rank that age
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>>148076701
I think it might be because Callie herself is childish and Marie is supposed to be the buzzkill
>>
>>148075790
for sure. I hate to say it, but marie will probably win.
>>
>>148077176

If Marie does win she better go full smug bitch or else I'm calling shenanigans
>>
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>>148076287
Most American children prefer Callie, and I've heard that Marie has the popularity advantage in Japan. Definitely looks to be a win for Marie.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10717101
what rank bracket is everyone in?
>>
i just deranked from a disconnect and i'm mad
give me your communication error stories /ink/
>>
>>148077737
>collage degree
callie is the artist tho
>>
>>148077968
should've separated s and s+
>>
>>148080073
is there really that much of a difference between s and s+?
>>
aren't the americans meant to be awake right now
why is it so dead in here
>>
>>148081460
yeah...
>>
>>148081460
Miles. S is basically no different from the rest, arguably worse with the number of idiots that get carried into it by squads.
>>
>>
>>148085109
SUSPICIOUS
>>
>>148083279
Wow that makes me feel really shit to still be B rank.
>>
>>148082301
>octoposter gone (is probably just shitposting about something else now, actually)
>callieman banned
>
>>
>>148085109
Killing Callie! Giving her job to a deserving Octoling! And then Marie kills that Octoling! And then then Marie kills me!
>>
>>148078945
And Marie's a scientist.
>>
>>148069393
It was all Tumblr's fault. She drew Inklings talking about lewd things - not even DOING lewd things - but Tumblr warriors threw a fit that she was a pedophile and she was forced to 'age them up' to escape controversy. This meant going against her entire art style and is why it looks so shit.
Seriously, whoever heard of a female pedophile?
>>
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It's so nice to be able to post Marie and not have that furious Calliefag tell us to fuck off or that we have shit taste or complain about Marie's better boobs
>>
>>148086697
Fuck off you have shit taste why does Marie have better boobs
>>
>>148085845
I don't see how that is relevant to collages
>>
>>148086697
Place bets on what Calliefag will do when Marie wins
>>
>>148086123
that last part makes me think this is bait
in all seriousness though, the fact she can't draw adults without them looking like shit is 100% her fault and not some weird internet boogey man. if you can't make something work in your style, then it's a shit one

>>148086873
please be nice
>>
>>148068828
holy FUCK that's tamarinfrog? jesus christ it's like meeting your ex after a few years and she's put on a lot of weight except this is much much less cute and squishy
>>
>>148087158
I've followed Tamarin's work since she drew those cringey Pokémon comics, and the Tumblr drama is absolutely true.
>>
>>148087052
Marie would've been to college as well?
>>
>>148087846
get your reading glasses capn
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>>147836246
how do you fuck up this badly
>>
>>148088565
it's beyond saving, anon
>>
>>148088565
rip in piss
>>
Who counters Roadhog?
>>
>>148089873
llol
>>
>>148089873
Reaper
Junk
>>
>>148088565
Hack artist, who can't into reference material
>>
>>148089873
all me baby
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>>148086697
Best boobs
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which is it
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>>148086697
>fat tummy
cute
>>
>>148094121
>Grama may refer to:
>●Slang for grandmother
>●Grama (government), a local governing body in India
>●Grama (halacha), a concept in Jewish law
>●Bouteloua, several varieties of grass
???
>>
>>148089873
>not playing junkrat and roadhog
what's wrong with you?
>>
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Reminder that all you have to do to win rainmaker is pick up the gold fish and move any direction but backwards
thank you
>>
>>147838574
>>147838574
Hey, I almost missed you, that's not me you're replying to. I haven't gotten mine yet.
>>
>>148096795
we know bum
go away
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>>148096960
>>
kill yourselves
>>
>/ink/ is dying and there is nothing I can do about it
it was fun while it lasted, boys.
>>
>>148100108
Excuse me! Tia is not a boy!
>>
>>148101035
Nobody ever thought you were a girl Tia
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I will miss you /ink/

My main source for rare Annie art...
>>
>mfw Callieanon is banned for a week
>mfw Callieanon won't be here for the Splatfest
>>
safety bump
Good night /ink/
>>
>>148103318
Sleep well luv
>>
>>148101352
off yourself
>>
rest in shit attentionwhores (read: bum)
>>
>>148104761
whose bum
>>
>>147894131
toyota tundra
someone will know who i am because of this
>>
>>148104761
You tell them! Only our based drawgods are allowed to be on /ink/!
>>
>>147965005
hey squidpi it's 9volt
please fuck off with that shirt
it is my shirt
thanks
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put cock in the Marie
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>>148107592
Marie screaming your name as you fug her!
>>
>>148107754
Screaming Marie's name as she fugs you!
>>
>>148105353
Is that you.......................................................................................................................
>>
>>148107916
Making muffled noises as she sits on your face!
>>
>>148109460
Being edged between life and death by Marie's big butt!
>>
>>148109460
Marie sitting on face

http://m.imgur.com/vKiA2P3
>>
>>148109619
Holy fuck that is smug
>>
>>148108307
No it's me
>>
>>148110803
Don't steal my identity
>>
Shitting in Marie's cereal!
>>
>>148111294
>>148111294
>>148111294
move when ready
>>
Anyone have a discord link
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