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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month.
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dead squids
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voting for marie!
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>We lost another one
So this is the Squid Sisters curse...
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>He doesn't have a Marie shirt in Miitomo
Do it for her
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>>147703617
Miitomo sucks though.
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>>147703649
For Marie, I'd do anything. And Miitomo is not that bad. Hardly a game but I get coins for writing stupid shit.
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>>147703127
Finally a functioning human being, The Callie plague is spreading like wildfire and it pains me to see all of the lost children.
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>>147703749
Looking at the quality of the Miitomo general, I really don't want anything to do with it...
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Hopefully you'll be alive by morning /ink/
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Marie!
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>>147705367
I want to play vidya with Marie
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wake up fuck
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>>147705367
This is a really nice picture.
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They're here!
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I've been using the Rapid Blaster with 2 Damage Up but damn, with 3 it's an absolute killing machine. Lunas can eat shit.
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>>147709650
I know there are limitations for what you can do with holograms and motion capture like that, but their routines seemed really lame compared to what could've been.
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>>147706450
Marie only plays mature and serious vidya like herself, such as the pre-apocalyptic action shooter, Platoon.
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Squid Sisters rhythm game!
Squid Sisters' line of fragrance!
Squid Sisters as judges on talent show!
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>>147712068
I love that animation so, so much
It's actually perfect
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>>147712068
>Squid Sisters' line of fragrance
>Callie's is just samples of her post-workout sweat
>Marie's is made to recreate the smell of her ass on your face
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I voted for Flounder Heights.
Hoping for Camp Triggerfish and Saltspray Rig to round it out.

What did you vote for and what's your ideal splatfest trio?
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>>147712675
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>>147713976

I voted for Saltspray Rig. That was the first map I ever played on back in the Testfire.

I'd also like Walleye Warehouse and Camp Triggerfish.
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>>147713976
Voted Flounder. I'm hoping Walleye and Triggerfish/Moray Towers gets in
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>not even the waifufags can keep the thread alive

1 job shit for brains
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>>147714684
Oh NOW it's our responsibility, NOW you want us to post girls at all hours
Fuck off mate
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This guy smacks your woomy's ass outside of the club and asks you to buy his mixtape. What do you do?
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>>147716271
Dare him to punch you.
Punch his fist so hard it flies into his own face.
Grab your Woomy, head for the door.
Walk the Dinosaur.
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>"This hot air makes my fanny feel nice!"
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>>147714335
Towers? But it's so tedious having to paint the ramps, and it's usually either a boring charger locked fight in the middle or a painful grind as one side inexorably advances. I can't remember ever having an exciting back and forth.
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Dumped my game to listen to the new music earlier and noticed there's 3 variations of Calamari Inkantation. The other two versions have slightly faster "audio interference" sound at the beginning, but only the normal version of the song actually plays in the game, including the amiibo shit I think. Wonder why.
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>>147718402
are you gonna share with us or are you just here to attentionwhore like slimy and nwplayer
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>>147718692
There's not much to share since they're not all that different, but I can upload the new songs if you want in a bit.

Plus you could have dumped the game yourself, you lazy fuck.
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>>147718692

https://mega.nz/#!OcRShD7A!rjXekYJm22d8sVTD3LwIaOELfHp4VK3f578RLdr1x60

Here you go, this should work.
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>>147716271

Buy his mixtape
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>>147709650
Hatsune Miku didn't die for this
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reminder that octolings will always have bigger boobs than inklings
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>>147721770
This artist draws the cutest octos
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>>147721976
gross
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>>147721770
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>>147721976
Cute
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>>147721976
The diorama looks really cute too
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>>147722376

The Marie amiibo looks kinda weird to me
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Japan Expo concert rehearsals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg9Jodvja9c
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>>147724656
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>>147724856

>you will never perform dueling air guitar solos with Callie
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I expect a really heartfelt Manmenmei post for this one
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>>147725876
I love based manmenmianon
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So what's the deal with >>147701669, >>147702009? Why didn't it bump the thread?
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>>147726750
Oh... oh no...
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Tickle tickle!
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>>147727039
>>147727212
I want to make sweet sugary love to this artist
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>tfw /ink/ can't last through some nights anymore
this is truly tragic
looks like i have to become an insomniac now
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>>147727275
Fuck off faggot, nobody wants your gmod shit
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>>147726750

still within the e-liter's lag range
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>>147727349
marie has some nice meat on her :3
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Picking a side was difficult, but in the end I went with Marie. Always felt this day would come, but I still wasn't prepared. Also guys please don't die I don't want to go to /nintyg/
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>>147727275
was never a big fan of gmod shit but i kind of like this one
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>>147727349
tumblr sure loves to make callie black
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>>147727463
>hating based gmodanon

go back to >>>/v/ since you hate our content creators so much
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>>147727925
Could you not
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>>147728047
Go to hell gmod fuck
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>>147727820
you can always join the discord
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pure
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>>147727820
it's not like anybody can force us to join that place
i mean they tried but it didn't work

we can just keep making threads if we have to
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>>147728325
i want to put various objects between marie's breasts
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!
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>>147728407
i'm going to have to request some translating on this, the old splatoon comic about this festival was beautiful
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>>147728795
and this as well possibly
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Hosting squads!

Any rank/weapon welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>147728407
Considering how things have been going lately with dead threads and the end of splatfest support, I honestly don't think I can keep bumping the thread. I mean posting about which squid sister is the cutest and other >ywn posts gets old after a while. I haven't seen an octoposter in a while and I think might have been the cause of it since I started the whole telling them to fuck off thing and look where we are.

I've been in dying generals before and that's one of the characteristics of it. I mean this thread isn't close but its showing signs. Even if it does last, then what? Just keep posting art? It usually doesn't last unless the general is full of crazies. If we're still here in a month, that'll be cool.
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>>147729673
if I'm honest /nintyg/ doesn't seem too bad
if we did hypothetically go there it would be just like /ink/ except somebody would ask for recommended 3DS games once every two hours or so, because that's the limit of their discussion
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>>147729673
>since I started the whole telling them to fuck off thing
oh wow
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>>147729673
> then what? Just keep posting art?

Did you know that Splatoon is a game?
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>>147730397
a very dead and very exhausted game, what about it
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how nice.
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>>147730518
It's just like this general.
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>>147729643
Still up?
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>>147730827
true
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>>147730596
callie i don't think all of those bombs are legal turf war sub weapons
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>>147730924
Yes but we filled with squibs, there is 1 spot free right now though.
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sexy
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>>147731402
four, four crutch weapons
ah ah ah
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>>147731438
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>>147731631
dracula pls
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>>147731680
Gross
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>>147731438
>>147731680
it's honestly surprising how much better you can make a picture look with just the brush tool
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>>147731680
what did this one look like again
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>>147732038
before: charming and shrek-like
after: just gross and obese
wow
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>>147732079
i never saved it (copy pasted the image) so i couldn't tell you
sorry
>>147732286
you got me
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Being ready for Callie's funeral with Marie!
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>>147732038
>Fish lips
>Better
Are you high?
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>>147732038
yes yes now where is the fixed version
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>>147732489
The first one is the edited version, retard.
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>>147732334
recreate this picture with it being young callie holding captain cuttlefishs hand
perfect
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>>147732689
since you asked so nicely i think this version will be a real hit with you
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>people think this Splatfest will end their friendship and only one of them will show up in the sequel
>NoA will have to come up with some bullshit excuse translation to cover up for when the Japanese version has them being okay with each other anyway and Japanese version takes precedence
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>>147733238
you didn't fix the face
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>>147733238
shes still a bit too pregnant but this is a step in the right direction
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>>147733290
NoA doesn't have a problem with making them hate each others guts because it makes for hilaaaaarious comedy and hijinks
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>>147733507
Just like your relationship with your famiy
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>>147733685
i don't get it
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>>147733685
lol REKT DAMN SON
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>>147733238
oh my god i forgot about her hand!
>>147733316
i wasn't exactly sure what you wanted so i started over from scratch
hope you like it
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>>147733840
you remembered her beauty spot so well done
now all she needs is a punch in her fat gut and it will be perfect
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>>147732689
there we go, all fixed up
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>>147728986
:(
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>>147732038
I love this image so so much... the tummy is so cute
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>>147728273
the discord fuckin sucks man... it's good for squads, but it's no replacement for the thread. it's a different flavor of cancer, you know?
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>>147734943
that's heartwarming, would've been a nice way to handle things
marie getting mad because callie is upset is nice
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>>147735116
you know what's underrated
callie's cute face

you people drone about her tentacles and belly much too much
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>>147735589
But then NoA wouldn't be able to make lmao meme hatefilled hijinks between the two.
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>>147735865
yeah, but the japs couldve done it
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>>147735994
Japs don't make them hate each other though. That's just for what NoA does for the Jerry Springer audience in America.
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>>147735839
>you people
it's mostly just me who shitposts about her tentacles and belly to be quite honest
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>it's only exciting if they're at each others throats

go watch a soap opera
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>>147736216
what about me
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>>147736150
that's what i'm saying, have them be disappointed with the teams in the jap version
america needs its forced drama to survive
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>>147736216
forget all that stuff, she has a pretty face, take note of her pretty face
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>>147728795
don't worry, i wasn't expecting this either
>>147736454
i really don't think anyone would _complain_ about the NA version having a sweet moment for once
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>>147736454
It's not Japan's responsibility to make sure NoA gets its treehouse translated drama. NoA will have to make its own cuckworthy dialogue to figure out how they'd work around it. As far as Japan is concerned, Aori and Hotaru get along just fine without the constant insults like they live in New York.
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>>147736630
you can't squeeze her face like you can squeeze her tentacles...
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>>147736631
>Callie and Marie cosplaying as Agents 1 & 2
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>>147736845
Agents 1 and 2 are Callie and Marie you dumb shit
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>>147736631
that's pretty cold, especially for a japanese comic
but thank you for translating

also i feel its too late for NA to have any happy moments...
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>>147736945
they're completely different people you big memer
does callie wear sunglasses? no, checkmate
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>>147737117
oh so youre just shitposting. got it
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>>147736630
don't worry anon, i love her smile just as much as i love the rest of her.
her laugh is of pure love, her smile is pure happiness. all of her is really just... pure perfection.
>>147736810
>squishy tentacles
>squishy tummy
>squishy cheeks
100% squish
>>147736984
reading the splatfest announcement, it feels like there was one rebel who was desperately scrawling on the Sheet of Bants to give NA history even a moment of happiness
>I'm going Team Marie
but then oh god, they found him, they found him and covered up every trace of what he did
>I'd rather give DJ Octavio a sponge bath
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>>147737223
fyi not everything is bait or trolling or shitposting, people also make these things called """jokes"""
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>>147737393
>it's a joke because i'm pretending to be retarded
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>>147736810
No, but unlike a tummy or a tentacle, her face can kiss you back.
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>>147736810
>you can't squeeze her face like you can squeeze her tentacles...
Wow, I've never heard something more wrong all day.
Squishy cheeks defy all bounds of cuteness.
>you will never squish callie's cheeks while she laughs and tells you to stop but really she likes it when you do it
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>>147737497

What's wrong, anon? I hope your day gets better!
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>>147737687
certainly cant when youre alive
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>>147737497
you must be quite the jokester if that is true
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>>147737293
>all of her is really just... pure perfection.
Except for when certain Splatfest announcements overlap with her grumpy time of the month, then she can be a bit snappy.

Now you mention it though... the general Inkling population shouldn't know who DJ Octavio is. The whole Octarian crisis was kept a secret. So why would Marie mention him as if he was a known figure? I mean technically every Inkling in the crowd is Agent 3, but this just goes to show how sloppy NA writing has become.
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>>147737913
ohhh damn
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>>147737975
not to be rude or anything but i didn't ask
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>>147733238
go big or go home
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>>147738301
Ask what?
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What do you think the biggest crime in Inkopolis is?
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>>147738351
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE
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>>147738301
"not to be rude" doesn't validate rudeness...
and what are you even talking about man
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WOAH
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>>147738351
>marie staring into the abyssal realm of callie
anon you're on powerful drugs, good job
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>>147738549
fuck off, i've been clean for the past 2 years
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...those colours

http://gizmodo.com/this-is-the-last-thing-japans-lost-black-hole-satellite-1783200724?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
>Earlier this year, Japan launched a groundbreaking black-hole-monitoring satellite—only to lose control of it almost immediately under strange circumstances. Now, we finally can see what Hitomi did right before it died.
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>>147738667
good job again

squid sister anti-drug psa when
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>>147738351
what... the fuck?
no, i'm serious, what the fuck
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>>147738751
>no apology
you thinking before you post when
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>>147738742
Uh... wrong thread? Wrong board?
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>>147738867
i said good job for not doing drugs
but sorry for not saying sorry when i should've
also sorry
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>>147738667
>>147738867
calm down
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>>147738469
>>147738549
thank you
>>147738796
i haven't had breakfast yet

here's the picture by itself
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>>147739241
You can't skip your brekkie, go eat your wheaties this instant.
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>>147739241
we need a nickname for you. how about druganon?
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>>147739453
we need a nickname for you
how about druganonanon
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>>147737975
Octavio is like over a hundred years old, maybe he's seen as a historical leader or something
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>>147739504
I'll call you fred
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>>147739504
but i'm not a content creator
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i hope we don't die /ink/, splatoon has been a huge part of my life for the past year and i don't know what i would do if you guys went away... i wouldn't be able to share my stuff with you guys, or talk about callie and marie and all the other wonderful characters this game has to offer, or talk about fresh squids and what kinds of weapons you guys like using...
the realization that nintendo has basically dropped all support above the absolute bare minimum just hit me, it hit me hard like a punch to the gut
i'm horrified, i don't want the game to sink in popularity, i don't want this place to become a desert, i don't want to have to lose this thread which i've hung around in the past year having fun discussions and giving and getting advice and hyping up for what was to come next and creating and seeing stuff made just for here... you guys are all so great and i just want this place to last forever, or splatoon 2 to get announced or SOMETHING
i want to know this game, not remember it from my abandoned merchandise, i want to keep saving the great pictures from here and everywhere, not sift through my files and sigh, i want to keep having good times, not think back to when we had them
so please /ink/, just stay alive, you've given me the time of my life for more than a year now and i want it to stay that way
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>>147739393
i'm eating brekkie as we speak
>>147739504
does it really look that different from the other stuff i've drawn also that drug anon wasn't me
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>>147740413
me too
it's gonna happen, though. people are leaving one by one and we're all running out of shit to say.
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>>147740498
yes it does, what the fuck
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>>147740413
I should find a rant like this cringey, but... these are some really bad feels.
I'll stick with you anon, we've still got some life left in us yet.
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>>147740498
>does it really look that different
not really. I can't believe that people don't recognize your style.
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>>147740413
>>147740590
>>147740675

I'm with you!
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>>147740498
Ohhh, now I see who it's by.
Honestly I think it's the most surreal Splatoon art I've ever seen, not everyone can appreciate craziness like that. >>147740664
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>>147740413
Your wish could come true if only /ink/ didn't shun the discord
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>>147740987
explain
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>>147740987
...How would the discord have prolonged /ink/?
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>>147741098
>>147741042
Just kidding. Discord is cancer. You should know this by now.
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>>147741042
>>147741278
I know, anon, I know. I just wanted to see you try to explain how it is beneficial in anyway.
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TOMORROW
>We've shipped your order! It should be with you very soon.
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>>147741498

This needs a companion image of Callie happily wrapped up in the bandages like a mummy
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today's mimemammi is carrying around a tawashi for tawashi day!
not, usually the japanese do not, in fact, carry around tawashis on collars like pets. but anything can make for a cute little critter if you believe hard enough, i suppose!
on this day in 1915, kamenoko tawashi nishio shoten acquired the patent for the kamenoko tawashi, or "turtle tawashi", which was the first of its kind.
now you may ask, "what the heck is a tawashi?" it's a japanese tool used for scrubbing off dirt, cleaning kitchenware and the like! think of it as an early 20th century sponge, though there are many in use today. in fact, in japan, what we call a cleaning sponge is sometimes called a "sponge tawashi" there! i suppose names can be all a matter of perspective, as well.
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>>147741664
have sex with me
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>>147741664

Cute!
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>>147741664
Thank you for the daily dose.
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>>147741664
based manmenmianon
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>>147741664
ghetto af
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>>147741598
Why would Callie be happily injured? She isn't THAT masochistic.
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>>147741664
How many possible 'Manmenmei' combinations were there again? Like this artist will keep drawing hundreds of little woomies daily until 'Manmenmei' gets randomly generated?
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>>147742437
>hangs out with marie
I think she is, anon
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>>147742759
Best kind of suffering I've ever heard of.
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>>147742732
1,024 combinations
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>>147743305
So we're looking at potentially 2 and a half years worth of Manmenmei's?
Well, I guess there will always be a reason to come back to /ink/ after all.
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>>147743305
whats the equation for find the amount of permutations?
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>>147743740
bugger me that's a cool word
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>>147744005
blimey
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>>147743740
4^5
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>>147741664
mmmmm when
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>>147744146
NOW
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>>147744354
Rest in peace
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I bet our writeanon could've come up with better Splatfest bants than we got.
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can't sleep

thread will die

can't sleep

thread will die

can't sleep

thread will die
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>>147744723
give it a rest my dude
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>>147744045
why isn't it P (n,r)?
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>>147745395
it's not actually a permutation because nothing is being rearranged. they're being generated, and since there is no such thing as repeats (e.g. "mame" and "mema" are different) or limited items (mememememe is fine), you can simply multiply the number of possible outcomes for each individual part of the set to come up with a total of possible outcomes.
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>>147745615
Thanks
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>>147746598
>>147746798
Cute
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https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/751001429138026496
hey look
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>>147747035
another concert thing?
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>>147747343
Looks like it.
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>>147747343
>"salted fish meetinghouse in smiling headquarters"
scared
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>>147738452
Breaking and entering into the squid sisters studio
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>>147747035
>Between July 9 to 28 days , in the Ikebukuro P ' PARCO within smiling headquarters , last festival cheer planning " salted fish meetinghouse in smiling headquarters " is performed . Photo spot installation and the start point , fighting the conference , but also resale salt Colors goods that were sold in the super conference . # Last Fes
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Why is Nintendo dropping support for this game? It never seemed like it was that dead to me- at least as a brand- and it didn't even come out that long ago in comparison to some games that are still getting support. It seems like they're jumping the shark with the end of Splatfest stuff.
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>>147726805
>I'm from reddit everyone!
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this memimimma, and their friend, i suppose, lay in this "ikanabe", or uh, squid frying pan. personally, it seems to me as if metal isn't the comfiest place to be laying. but when you're a tiny squid, it might be different. this memimimma definitely doesn't seem like she could fit in there - but thankfully, the whole ink thing lets her cutely poke her head out in such a small space.
that begs the question though - how comfy is ink? is laying in it like being in the comfiest bed? or is it cold and weird? i would suppose it would lean more towards the first, as it's kind of supposed to be a natural state. imagine if a fish didn't like being wet!
i'm envious of the ability to become way tinier and faster at will. beds seem a lot more cozier when you're tiny! plus, you could always hug a plush that more snuggly at that size. i bet fluffy judd plushes are a real hit in inkling society!
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>>147740413
That's the nature of /vg/. But Splatoon goes on, and /ink/ will never truly die, only become quiet. Maybe one day we'll even have /ink2/.
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The ass was fat.
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>come home from work and it's TC, SZ, TC rotations for rest of the day

Tonight is off to a great start
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what are callie and marie's favorite fruits?
i think callie would really like strawberries and watermelon, while marie would eat apples and oranges
whenever callie goes inside and marie asks her to get her an apple while she's in there callie comes out with a plate of apple slices and marie tells her to stop treating her like a baby and callie gets all apologetic and goes to get her another and marie goes no, actually, it's fine, they're easier to eat this way anyway
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>>147752953
Homely Squid Sisters headcanons are my favorite
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>>147751782
I want to sniff it.
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>>147748263
??
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>>147751782
>callie's toned ass and goddess-like legs
>those fucking watermelon crushing thighs
ENOUGH
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>>147751782
>Callie's off-model eyes
Actually, shit, green eyed Callie looks gorgeous. So would blue eyed Callie. And brown eyed Callie.
Man, Callie is gorgeous.
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>>147754653
that's called fat
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>>147754876
this is bait right
those legs might be thick, but they look like pure muscle
plus fatty thick thighs are cute too
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>>147751782
GIANT EARS
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>>147755110
they don't look toned at all.
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Does anyone know if the amiibos let you access night versions of the maps? Or have the nips not mentioned anything related to that yet?
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>>147755253
if you say so
i'm definitely attracted to them either way
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>>147755781
literally all they do is let you watch them perform
you can already find footage of all of their dancing on youtube
but they're callie and marie amiibos man, that's enough for me
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>>147755850
You're attracted to fatties then.
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>>147756164
well, considering there's no fat on her entire torso, i would hardly call her a "fatty"
but sure, i dig chubby girls, what of it
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>>147756074
Shit, so this upcoming splatfest will be the last time we can access nighttime maps then? That's a shame, in my opinion they're comfier at night.
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>>147756461
>they'll die sooner
>have to pay for two seats when you want to get a plane ticket
>plane might not fly with them on it
>can't float in water

But you can cut them open like a taun-taun and sleep inside so that's cool.
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>>147754339
The poster I was replying to doesn't know what sage is. Apparently you don't either.
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>>147738351
>>147739241
>take a nap
>wake up hours later, realize i left photoshop open
>have no memory of drawing
>see this shit
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>>147757193
why would you sage a general?
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>>147757379
It isn't a matter of whether the thread itself "deserves to be saged", it's about whether you think your post is "worth enough" to bump the thread. I can see what you mean by it's a little pointless to sage in a general as it'll be bumped anyway, but it's actually polite to sage a thread. Too bad the vast majority on this site thought it was a downvote button/could be used to unbump threads/whatever other misinformation they were told and believed, thus we no longer have visible sage.

One thing I never understood was the idea that if you posted an image and saged at the same time, that the system was broken and bumped the thread anyway. It's never been like that.
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>>147758386
Is there a way to sage still that isn't visible? They took the email field away for that purpose I thought
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>>147758386
>It isn't a matter of whether the thread itself "deserves to be saged"

but that's what I asked. Just call me a faggot next time if you don't want to answer my question.
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>>147752793
Might just be me but just from my observation, it seems like Rainmaker is appearing in the rotation even less than usual lately.
Feels like the cycle follows a pattern something like this RM, SZ, TC, SZ, RM, TC, SZ, TC, SZ. Then repeats.
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>>147758607
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>>147758751
Are you unable to read? I answered your question in my post.
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>>147759012
Sorry, I should've put "stopped right there" in my post
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is anyone else here watching sgdq
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>>147759442
Nothing interesting.
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squads? oh wait
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>>147759442
Splatoon is actually an interesting run, surprised by how quickly the time came down after the game came out too.
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>>147756665
>But you can cut them open like a taun-taun and sleep inside so that's cool.
finally someone gets it
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>>147759442
sgdq more like sjw
le cancer animals xD
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>>147761575
what
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>>147759167
I don't really know how to answer your question then. You can't always expect be told what you want to hear. I don't know what sort of answer you wanted to hear in the fucking first place.
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this mimmman is, uh... i dunno. what?
but besides that, today is nashi day! the nashi isn't grown here, so it goes by many names, like the asian pear, the korean pear, the japanese pear, or simply the nashi pear. it's not used like a pear in cuisine - they have a lot of water in them, so they're usually eaten raw instead of put in pies.
nashis look a lot like apples. they're certainly shaped like them, but pear is more correct - surprisingly, they're not even related to apples! in japan, the fruit is liked because of its crisp taste and texture. it also grows beautiful flowers, which can be observed during late autumn!
i've never had one, but even reading all that makes me want to try one. i don't think i've ever had a bad fruit! it's all delicious!
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>>147762850
who the fuck puts pears in pies? is it not common to eat pears raw? do you live in a third world country, anon?
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>>147759167
>I can see what you mean by it's a little pointless to sage in a general as it'll be bumped anyway, but it's actually polite to sage a thread
is that not enough for you?
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>>147762850
Asian pears are so good. I'm excited that we have a bumper crop this year. The warm winter has meant none of the apple trees are really producing, but it's a consolation.
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>>147763368
i'm sure there are people who put pears in pies, or make it into a jam! i do enjoy raw pears.
but it's very strange compared to a normal pear. pears are very soft and tender, without a lot of juice, but the nashi pear is crisp and very juicy.
like an apple.
man, nature can be weird.
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>>147763635
so... it's just a watery apple?
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>>147763685
i dunno!
i'd say that the taste would be different, too. that's really the most important part, right?
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>>147763864
yes sir
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>>147763685
It's like the best parts of an apple and a pear combined.
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can someone post that wishing festival comic from last year?
with little callie and marie
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>>147744354
how did I never see this
>>147765176
nah
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>>147765264
i literally need someone to, so, if you'd please
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>>147765581
I don't actually have it anon... sorry
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I still don't understand what order this is supposed to be read in.
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>>147766084
>top left > right > down > left > down > right
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>>147766193
That's a nice theory.
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>>147766084
seriously?
>1st panel: callie's waiting
>2nd panel: fax machine is printing
>3rd panel: oh boy! the theme is here!
>4th panel: what's this? there's more?
>5th panel: what do these say
>6th panel: MEMES
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have faith, splatoonfags. tf2g is still alive somehow. i believe in you squidfuckers
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>>147766356
>>147766193
Thanks, that makes sense. I'm just not used to zig zag comics.
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>>147766593
it's not out of the ordinary dude.
it's literally top left, top right, middle left, middle right, bottom left, bottom right.
it's that easy.
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>>147702357
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>>147766492
Difference being they play the game with each other and show off their epenis with r8 posts
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>>147765176
ok well since no one seems to have the translated version i guess i'll just post the sequel now and hope someone posts it later
this was done after an entire year, wow
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so no one's confused during the mean time callie's wish was something like "i hope i'm always with marie" and marie's was "i hope callie's wish comes true"
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>>147702357
>>147675939
>133 replies
What's going on?
Someone suicide bombing threads?
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>>147767421
>Someone suicide bombing threads?

What does that even mean
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>>147767337
i imagine it must be a pain in the ass when artists make the text bubbles like that
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>>147767583
Someone making a general thread and getting everyone to move into it then after it gets somewhere deleting it for the lulz. It used to be possible back in the day. I'm not sure if moot patched that.
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>>147768178
You linked to the thread and it's archived.

>moot

Who?
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>>147768545
>>moot

>Who?
nice epic /b/ meme my legion /b/rother
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>>147768164
Thanks, anon, I appreciate it
I'd edit those kinds of things myself, but I really have no experience in real image editing, and the one time I asked about it an anon jumped into this mumbo jumbo about vector editing software and I had absolutely no idea what was going on
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testing something
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>>147768178
you can't delete threads anymore.
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>>147769429
>>147769550
Good to know. Used to be pure chaos back in the beginnings of /vg/.
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>>147769164
you're welcome. honestly, i'm not entirely sure what a vector actually is. i just draw over it in photoshop and hope for the best
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>>147767135
>>147767337
Thank you, this was the kind of comf I was hoping to see more of.
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>>147770937
Does this mean this artist will next make another comic for them as adults, this time next year?
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>>147770937
>>147771153
Ah, I mean I did see an already translated version
But, I suppose that besides the wishes, the text isn't too important to the sequel
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>>147771536
Oh, I see. I must not have ever saved it for some reason then. I think you should consider editing these ones too though, in the font that you use. Just for the sake of making a collection.
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i wonder if /ink/ could claim >>147777777
but nah it'll probably go to /owg/ or /utg/ or one of the fast generals
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>>147768968
>4sama memes are all /b/ memes

Nice /b/ meme
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>>147772384
>/b/ memes aren't /b/ memes, because I said so
epcot
simply epcot
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>>147755110
That ass is too fat, I'm not sure if she'd be able to walk with that caboose. The hips need to be able to move.
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>>147772198
>non-zero repeating numbers on /vg/
how new are you
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>>147772471
Nice /b/ meme
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>>147772654
>falseflagging this hard
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>>147772615
If you were paying attention to /qa/ you'd find that moot2 allowed repeats if they are at least quads on all boards.
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>>147772757
Nice /lgbt/ meme
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>>147772867
>still falseflagging this hard
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>>147772843
>>146666666
>>145555555
>>144444444
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>>147773002
Stop this meme it wasn't funny the first ti
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>>147746598
Callie looks angry here, they need to soften the angle of her eyebrows
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>>147772610
Doesn't look movement restricting to me
Then again, I'm no expert on ass encumbrance
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>>147773128
>literally everything that I disagree with is a meme
/v/ quality argument /b/ro
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>>147773350
First you'll have to duel me
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>>147773117
Expired links...
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>>147773538
NNId?
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>>147773776
if they ever existed they would still show up in the archive you dumb cunt
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>>147773776
check the archive then
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>>147773872
Please don't be hostile, /ink/ was such a cozy thread
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>>147773538
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>>147770937
>scruffy tomboy callie in shorts
>marie in a summer dress
hnnnnnnnng
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>>147773993
>cozy thread
Preach it. That's the reason we exiled all the splatoon players to the discord. The game discussion was too much for us enlightened idol admirers that we couldn't worship our sisters in peace. Plus all those nasty tia lovers were distracting many of our /ink/ members from the two true goddesses.
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>>147774221
you might want to be wary of your "hnnnnngs" when it comes to the topic of the clothes children are wearing, anon
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>>147774485
>discussion
you keep using that word
the splatoon 'players' in the discord don't discuss it, they just squad
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>>147774679
>"I've never been to the discord" the post
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>>147774589
nigga if something gives me a heart attack it gives me a heart attack, that doesn't mean i want to bang it
how dare you even imply such ill treatment for poor little callie and marie
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>>147774589
I want to sniff a fat assed little girl's spats.
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>>147774679
This. If you want "discussion", go to SquidBoards. There's nothing left to talk about that hasn't already been picked apart to death.
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>>147775032
Little girls don't have fat asses, that comes with puberty.
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What time is the Japan Expo concert and how can I watch?
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>>147774485
>falseflagging this hard

>>147774679
>implying discord faggots squad either

>>147774865
>discord shilling this hard

I want discord colonials to leave
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>>147775032
kill yourself
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>>147775386
It's not being streamed by Nintendo, you'll have to find video from a nice Frenchman.
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>>147775396
Why are you so mad? Maybe shitposting with Callie and Marie pictures will calm you down. It does for everyone else.
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>>147775953
fuck off colonist faggot
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>>147776024
You forgot your image!
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>>147776137
COLONIST FAGGOT GO HOME
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>>147776205
Someone get this man some Callie and Marie quick! He's going babt!
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>>147776326
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>>147776326
YOU ARE THE BABT HUD DISCORD FAGGOT
YOU ARE THE RAIDER
YOU ARE THE INVADER
LEAVE NOW
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>>147776420
You've failed us. We lost >>147776446
to the babt side.
>>
>>147776446
In seriousness babt has been trying to kill /fe/ lately. He doesn't give a fuck about us anymore.
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>>147776569
YOU ARE BABT
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
FUCK OFF
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>>147776570
Thanks for the tip. I'll ask babt to help our general die a graceful death with his art posting.
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>>147776935
Too bad. We've been dumped in favor of a younger, sexier, more vulnerable General.
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>>147777239
>squids are less sexy than humans

Go back to the discord.
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Is this a bad time for octos
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>>147777459
babt seems to think so.
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>>147777610
never a bad time
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>>147777610
Octos are always welcome here.

Calliefags like tentacles, Mariefags like asses, what do Octofags like.
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>>147777610
always a bad time, fuck off
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>>147777779
I just like tits, if i'm honest
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this mmamimma heads to the beach for bikini day! in japan, it's actually a pretty popular online holiday to draw art. surprising? i think not.
but as shown here, bikinis can always be cute, too!
on this day in 1946, fashion (and auto?) designer louis reard unveiled the bikini. previously, jacques heim had released a two piece swimsuit named the "atome", because it was self-proclaimed as the smallest bathing suit in the world. he hired skywriters to advertise them! so louis reard decided to make an even SMALLER bathing suit. he named it the bikini, because bikini atoll was the location used to test atom bombs during world war II by the united states... that's kind of a stretch, if you ask me.
either way, the bikini remains one of the most popular bathing suits available today! no matter where you go, it's possible to spot at least one beachgoer in one. the definition has kind of loosened to most kinds of two-piece swimsuits with an exposed midriff, so i suppose it's not too surprising to see someone wearing such a broad category.
so, happy bikini day!
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>played for a few hours leaving the thread to auto refresh
>take a break and come back to this god awful mess

I still like you /ink/ but some fucking times man.
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>>147777777
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i wish this happened instead
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>>147778323
I want this Marie to verbally abuse me
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>>147778323
Wow such an original idea
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>>147778523
no need to be a buzzkill
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>>147778568
i'll kill your buzz
*unzips buzz saw*
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>>147778616
buzz me good sarge
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>>147778002
>>147721770
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>>147778616
>>147778685
i'd expect to see these posts on HSG
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>>147778323
delusional calliefag
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FINALLY, THE DREAM
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>>147778956
Based shitposteranon
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>>147779020
>tentacle barely peeking out
cute cute cute
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>>147778830
what is this shirt meme
i see tumblr faggots use it often
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>>147779020
>>147779215

cute
at least it is other kind of white thing covering them
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>>147778830
This Tumblr meme seems pretty cancerous.
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>>147779272
I wonder where that guy went. He hasn't posted in a while
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>>147779328
...why?
are you just saying that because it's from tumblr
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>>147779272

Give it about 15 hours or so. We all know it's coming.
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>>147779367
literally who
...sculptanon?
apparently they were making a sculpture or some shit of marie
if you want to see bum post just call some random person bum
>>
>>147779551
No the guy that always says he wants to cum on Callie's tentacles.
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>>147779619
>>147751316
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>>147779619
ctrl-f my friend
>>147751316
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>>147779404
I would bet fair money that it's based on an Adventure Time or Steven Universe gag.
Or maybe Tumblr just had terrible parents.
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>>147780087
it's still cute... who cares about where it comes from?
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>>147780254
How is it cute?
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>>147780087
Those shows are great. What are you talking about? They're great for kids and adults just like Splatoon.
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>>147780328
I'm sure they are, /co/.
>>
would you call /ink/'s downfall a swift sudden drop or a slow burn
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>>147780885
Wonderful argument. It's no wonder you're a high school dropout.
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>>147780328
You have to go back now.
>>>/vg/utg/
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>>147781034
I mean if you consider Adventure Time a show for adults, my hopes for you aren't great either.
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i don't want /ink/ to die, but I myself can't even think of anything to talk about... maybe I should play the game again
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>There'a a Hydra on your team
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>>147781335
Don't give in to the shitposters. Playing the game will just lead to Namefagging and another discord. It's best if we just post cute images and talk about how cute they are.
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>>147781528
w-what
okay...
>>
>>147781335

>maybe I should play the game

It's what I do. I want to believe /ink/ will get better or atleast less shit. I'm here until the ship sinks regardless.
>>
>>147781528
>discord falseflagging this hard
fuck off
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>>147781605
I'm decent at this game, I just can't stand squads, too much pressure
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>>147781840
I'm the same... except I'm not decent at all
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>>147781840
great reasoning I'll use that when that discordfag comes telling us to play Splatoon
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>>147781921
what are you even saying man
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>>147781979
It's a good excuse to not play with squads. I mean I don't have the game so I can't anyway.
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>>147782087
don't respond to shitposts, dude... and there is no such thing as a "discordfag". that guy is just a shitposter.
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>>147782217
Don't respond to the guy responding to the shitposter. Don't respond to me either.
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>>147782217
>>147782087
>>147781921
will you fuck off back to your discord already
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>>147782345
alright
hmu with an invite link bro
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this is the worst fucking thread
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>>147782404
Just realized I haven't seen a discord link posted here in... forever.
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>>147782554
actually, ignore this. the gooks, as always, have a better video
https://twitter.com/squidcrouton/status/750675136873762816
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Best gun Best gun Twenty Sixteen
All other takers can fuck off
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>>147782217
>>147782345
>>147782481

Stop mentioning the "thing" you idiots. You'll very beggars asking for an invite like >>147782404.
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>>147782554
i like that song, kill me
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>>147782661
what are you even saying, man
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>>147782861
He has babt syndrome.
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>>147782434
/callie/ on Squid4chan is much worse
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>>147782648
Kinda neglected it until recently in favour of other new weapons with more unique combos. Turns out it's a lot of fun, and it matches well with the Marie Splatfest Tee I haven't taken off yet.
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>>147783019
oh god
>>147782648
t tasteless gook
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>>147783019
I'll concede, those are some very attractive tentacles.
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>>147783032
i dunno, there's definitely a lot of nice things to appreciate about callie
things like her smile and her optimism
it wouldn't all be terrible
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>>147783158
Wasabi is the last weapon I see used by Gooks, they're still caught up in their Tentateks and Traitorshots
>>
>haven't been to /ink/ in 6 days
>it's still full of waifufags dumping their shitty art

Well at least it looks like all the meme drawfags are now gone.
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>>147783158
what's wrong?
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>>147783276
I really shouldn't talk shit since I haven't played in weeks, huh. sorry
>>147783332
nothing
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>>147783301
Content creators were here yesterday.
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>>147783176
Boi
Nevermind the subject matter
Imagine an entire board
For one fucking celebrity
Imagine two hundred of you, with the thirst turned up to eleven and the decency turned to zero
The cancer and shitposting that would come from such a conglomeration of ravenous fans
Truly terrifying
>>
CALLIE BRINGING THE HEAT
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>>147783725
>Put what up? My hand up your snatch? Been there, done that.
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>>147783901
we get it, you really, really, really like the squid sisters having sex
>>
>>147784006
It's only a witty joke banter prank bro, don't get upset.
>>
>>147784105
on a list of words that i would associate with that, "witty" would not come near the top
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>>147784105
You're the reason why we always get shitposters here
>>
>>147784371
Ah well, I thought it was something vile that Marie would retort with. I'll stop.
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>go to play splatoon
>nobody playing turf
Not even the discord plays turf anymore...
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>>147784680
I'll play with you. NNiD?
>>
>>147784478
I want to play an M rated Splatoon where /ink/ writes the bants
>>
>>147784459
fuck off discordian abassador of shills
>>
>>147784712
um okay
nnid carrotze
>>
>>147784774
Fuck off with your false flagging, discordfaggot.
>>
>>147784765
>Marie says nothing but crude jokes and innuendos
>Callie has a pottymouth and curses in every sentence
>It's still somehow friendlier than the NA bants
>>
>>147784832
Lol he actually did it
>>
>>147784832
Can I join too? I might only have time for a match or two
>>
>>147785046
I might be a while though, have to download the update.
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>>147785046
If you really want to
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>>147784930
swearing callie is adorable
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>>147785270
Ok, sent
>>
>>147784832
>forcing the spoiler meme that was invented by the discord
fuck off
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>>147785346
Nice girls swearing is bizarrely cute
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>>147785565
uh, i wouldn't say that comic evokes the same feelings
>>
>>147785358
Okay accepted
>>
>>147784712
um okay

NNID CARROTZE
>>
>>147785667
how long has it been since you fucked off
seems like ages ago
>>
>>147785731
kill yourself discord faggot
>>
>>147785640
Right, I'll try join once your match is finished, the lobby is full
>>
>>147785867
Strange
>>
>>147785921
All good, it's put me in the queue now
>>
>>147785624
I guess so
"Hold on to your fucking tentacles" would be pretty cute though
>>
Carried by the carbon
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>>147786150
>>
>>147786461
You did pretty well too, 6-0
>>
KELP DOME IS FUCKING SHIT
>>
I'll be honest
I kind of hate urchin
>>
I'll end it there man, gg's

Turf War is more fun than I remember
>>
>>147787164
Good games!
>>
ggs /ink/
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>>147766492
Thanks, Boss!
>>147778048
That reminds me of the painting of an inkling girl in bikini, in the Museum.
>>147781504
Is Hydra hard to master?
>>
>>147789272
Yeah, it's awkward, too. Once you git gud with it, though, you GIT GUD.
>>
>Callie and Marie have changed their greeting animations when you pick a side and then zoom in where they sit
>Team Callie: Callie blows a kiss and Marie just looks at you without smiling or waving
>>
>>147789621
>Callie blows a kiss
worth it
>>
>>147789621
I want Callie to blow me
>>
>>147790206
same
callie would give the most loving blowjobs ever
>>
>>147782648
Why do people use this? I thought inkstrike was a shit?
>>
callie is mai waifu
>>
>>147790206
>>147790498
>>147790859
Why does this general exist when there are favors like this? Not even /hgg/ does this.
>>
>>147790937
what the fuck is /hgg/ and why should I care
>>
>>147790859
i wish callie was my waifu
>>
>>147791001
Hentai games general, I think.
>>147790937
Just go with the flow my man
>>
>>147789621
So what does Team Marie do?
>>
>>147791678
>inb4 marie flashes you
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>>147791678
I'm not sure since I chose Callie. Someone else has to take the fall and choose her.
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>>147790498
Callie would be really awkward and embarrassed about it and not really know what she's doing
Then if you finish in her mouth she'll throw up
But she does it because she loves you
>>
>>147791854
>Callie would be really awkward and embarrassed about it and not really know what she's doing
literally the cutest
>Then if you finish in her mouth she'll throw up
not so cute
>>
>>147791919
But then she'll be really distraught and sorry for making a mess, before confessing that she doesn't really like the taste of willy and ask if you could just stick to cuddles, at least most of the time
>>
>>147791854
>Then if you finish in her mouth she'll throw up
Fuck this bitch wasting my seed. At least Marie would guzzle it down like a champ.
>>
>>147792443
That's because Marie's experienced with pleasing old men.
>>
>>147792443
Marie would tackle you down and spit it back into your mouth
>>
>>147792413
well i would never want to make callie unhappy...
>>
>>147792660
That's kinda hot. Still better than Callie's wastefullness.
>>
>>147792745
Cuddles with Callie is hardly a downgrade
>>
>server maintenance scheduled now
fug

https://www.nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp
>>
>>147793352
now that faggot can stop telling us to play the game
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>>147793352
>yfw nintendo is using server maintenance to kill everything that isn't SZ museum
>>
>>147793506
fuck off discord faggot
>>
>>147793352

>title screen now has Ver 2.10.0

Do we know what's in 2.10.0?

>>147793702

Seriously, just fuck SZ Museum.
>>
>>147793884
>being a discord shill
>falseflagging this hard
>while calling someone else a falseflagger
>and using le intentionally don't hyperlink the post meme
this is some advanced discord shittery
>>
>>147793884
>>147793828
>>147793506
Shut the fuck up
>>
I like Museum Zones...
>>
>>147794061
>still using le intentionally don't hyperlink the post meme
ADVANCED
>>
>>147794132

Me too, but it's way overplayed. I read that it's been the most active map/mode combo since museum was released.
>>
>>147794132

It's not bad, just overused
>>
>>147794132
It's a good map for the mode, but does it need to be played daily?
>>
>>147794216
keep making those rule-breaking posts my man
keep going
>>
>>147794339
another one
another one
keep breaking those rules lad
>>
>>147794132
It's a shame because I really enjoy Museum Tower Control. But it never happens.

>>147794385
Callie is poopoo.
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>>147794385
she is very cute!
i love her so much
>>
>>147794471
>Callie is poopoo.
I agree

>>147794493
>she is very cute!
>very
>!
No
>>
>>147794385
this
>>147794471
>museum tc
I love it too, anon.
>>
Potty training little Callie!
>>
>>147794673
slipping up your words and accidentally teaching callie the word 'shit'!
>>
Why do I have to update AGAIN! Get your shit together, Nintendo!
>>
>>147795054

Maybe they're fixing the invisible squid glitch.
>>
>>147795104
>deleted
OWNED
>>
>>147795329
What was deleted?
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please don't spook the woomy
>>
>>147795104

You're gonna eat those words, bathtub. You can't soak me, oh no!
>>
>>147795469
Callie could look like a donkey and Marie could look like a supermodel and Callie would still have fans here on personality alone.
>>
what are you guys replying to?
>>
>>147795415
>still getting OWNED this hard
>>
I love Callie
>>
>>147795564
>>147795404
>not having 4chanX
>not knowing how to check the archives
how new
>>
>>147795670
Who can be bothered? Curiosity isn't enough to investigate what was worth deleting.
>>
>>147795670
>HURF DURF MUH SECRET CLUB
>>
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Is this woomy fresh
>>
>>147795648
>>147795702
>>147795840
are you guys trying to make mariefags look normal

>>147795864
extremely unfresh, but shes fast
>>
>>147795864
>gook
>miiverse screenshot

not at all
>>
>>147795827
it isn't even secret club

literally anyone can search the archives
they're completely public

literally anyone can get 4chanX, or Appchan, or the extension of your choice (they all basically work the same and do the same shit anyway)
they're completely public

it's like the exact opposite of secret club, really
>>
>>147795864
>Beret
>green parka

very cookie cutter
>>
>>147795864
I'd fuck her
>>
>>147795939
no really, are you ok tia
>>
>>147796082
I'm not tia

I'm not even female

what sort of deranged meme are you trying to force here
>>
>>147796082

I really doubt tia is smart enough to use 4chanx
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>>147796146
why did you reply to a post that wasn't even replying to you?
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>>147796148
I like it. I like it a lot
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>>147796150
Tia is Callie
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>>147796259
kill yourself
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>>147796356

kys
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I love tia so much I gave her a tour of my home using the WiiU Chat app.
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>>147775032
will you stop posting the edited version? its gross
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>>147796471
how about you stop fat shaming, shitlord?
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>>147796235
explain your meme immediately
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>>147790498
whats that stuff on her?
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>>147796661
Yes, we all know how to use MS Paint.
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>>147796661
>he is so self conscious about his tabs that he blurred them
>he could've just dragged the tab so it's in its own window
Epic
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>>147796781
well what the fuck do you want then if a screenshot isn't good enough
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>>147796557
post the original, you ika kid sexualizing bitch

you fucking idoit
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>>147796781
>MS Paint
>Not having a Mac
wew
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>>147796895
-LITERALLY tia
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>>147796812
I'm too lazy for that, to be honest

where the fuck do you think we are
>>
anyone want a link to the non cancerous discord? you know, the one without a dumbass admin like thatsso or a shithead like tia?

just throwing it out there for anyone interested
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>>147796895
>trying to make PC users feel bad about not owning a mac
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>>147796828
a screenshot is good, but you didn't do it in a timely manner. It took you more than 5 minutes to MS Paint your image and put in a (You) and reply back. If you did it in 2 minutes, I'd be more inclined to believe you. Let's stop talking about you because I'm very certain this isn't /ink/ - >>147796828 (You) General

Callie is amazing.
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>>147797025
drop that link
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>>147797025
i'm afraid there is no such thing
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>>147797034
well sor fucking ry but not all of us can be epic speedrunners like you, you ryan whitegoose wannabe faggot
fucking kill yourself
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>>147797034
truly incredible!
her perfection remains a subject of scientific study to this day. even now inkopolis's top scientists are mystified
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>>147797025
Thatsso is a shit admin and so is the other one.
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>>147797134
t. fat "i'm mad because i got banned" fatso
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>>147797168
Holy shit I love Callie!

>>147797134
>>>147797025
That discord is just as bad. I'm afraid that it's not possible to make a non-cancerous discord. And thatsso isn't a bad guy

please don't delete your posts. Goddess Callie accepts all posts!
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>>147797187
>fatso&company rolling in fast to shitpost this hard
wow
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>>147797353
kill yourself
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jess is a confirmed fatass, right? I want to squeeze her chubby asian tummy
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>>147797424
Callie says I shouldn't do that!
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>>147797168
They're shitposting you mong.
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>>147797468
No, but tia is.
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worst thread
holy shit
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>>147797168
I want to drop things in her tits
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>>147797754
Only Callie can save us now!
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>>147797754
Don't let it get to you my brother, it will be comfy again soon

Hey, at least while there's a shitwar going on the thread can't die!
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>>147797485
I don't remember her ever making an anti-suicide PSA on the stage announcements.
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Another fucking update?
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>>147798023
No, just a regular one
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>>147798198
why does she look fat and short in this one
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>>147798198
I wonder if Splatoon art will dry up eventually, or if it's one of those big Nintendo games that will keep fans and interest for years to come.
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>>147798282
Because that's how they look in the game. Try playing it some time?
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>>147797618
how fat though? Like thatsso-fat? have you seen his face? I can post his face
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>>147798426
sure, I've actually never seen anyone in the discord besides that one meme picture of tia's feet, if that even is her feet.
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2 weeks.

2 god damn weeks until the beginning of the end.
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>>147799005
is it the beginning of the end, or the end of the end, or just the end of the beginning
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>>147799207
No, it will be the day where one squid sister will always dominate the other.

There will be no more arguments.

There will be no more what ifs

There will be no more mental gymnastics with hard evidence laid before us all.
>>
callie is evolution
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>>147799301
none of that is true though
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>>147799301
No, Mariefags always find a way to be the most annoying cunts alive.

>we have had more overall wins the entire Splatfest race!
>Overall splatfests won doesn't matter =)
>Oh but if we include all the splatfest in all regions Marie is very good
>>being this salty about cats v dogs
>>being this salty that Marie one all of the Pokemon Splatfests
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>>147799404
>>147799516
Even if the idol I picked won.. I will be happy for all of 10 seconds after the rush fades away and when it hits me...

There will be no more contests.

That life is..

a scientist without questions

a gamer with no one to frag

a narcoleptic without a bed

a hipster without an apple product

Everyone is going to lose this splatfest.
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>>147799516
>Mariefags
>Annoying
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>>147799640
nice falseflag
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I like Callie
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>>147799640
All waifufags are annoying.
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Concert when
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>>147799760
They're not, Octofags are.
And those that are overly proud of the first Splatfest are Dogfags, not necessarily Mariefags.
>>
NINJA SQUIDDING CARBON ROLLER CUNTS
REMOVE
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>>147789621
I can't believe I fell for this.
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>>147801754
retard
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Help me
I'm trying to derank to S
I'm using the Rapid Blaster, I'm terrible at Splatzones
But I just can't stop winning
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>>147802990
It just can't be done, Rapid Blaster is too powerful
What's the weakest weapon?
I want to lose but I still want to try my best
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>>147803550
inkbrush
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>>147803953
would use
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Weird question, but has anyone noticed an influx of Japanese players just doing nothing? I've noticed the last few days, typically Japs on the 40-50 range too so not newbies. They either just jump at the base or just run to a random place on the map and stand. Squid parties I could kinda understand but this has just been odd.
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>>147805642
waito piggu go homu wwww
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>>147805735
Well, they do it regardless of whether or not they're with a filthy gaijin like myself or other moonrunes.
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>>147805937
Could be that japs have picked up on the burger meta of intentionally deranking to fight shitters during splatfest, but that would raise the question of why so early.
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I'm about to play again for the first time in months, is there anything I should know about?
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>>147806424
I should have clarified, I've been seeing it in Turf Wars. I've been playing turf instead of rank to keep my rank until post Splatfest and that's how the games have been. I just played with a level 45 Carbon Roller who got no kills and only 120pts. I don't really care, its not like losing means anything, but its odd
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>>147806474
Many new guns, prepare for a long chat with Sheldon
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shhh
the squids are sleeping
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>>147808479
I want Marie to play with my internal organs
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Squibs!

http://gonintendo.com/stories/260962-nintendo-uk-announces-the-great-british-splat-off-tournament-sta
>The Summer of Splat will bring kids and squids together over the course of four weekends (from the 16th July to the 7th August) to take part in The Great British Splat-Off, a series of online tournaments where they can show off their style, seek to cover the most territory and ultimately prove what they are made of.

>Open to Inklings of all levels to come together in teams of four, players can sign up to join one of three different leagues online:

>Squid Kid League: For younger players – Turf War game mode only
>Inkling League: Beginner/casual players – Turf War game mode only
>Octo League: Open to all ages and levels – More challenging featuring all game modes

>Participating players in The Great British Splat-Off will pick up tips and tactics, learn slick new skills, and battle against other teams in a fight to be the freshest. Battles will take place over the four weekends with teams (matched by Gfinity) competing in best of three matches.

I love it when squibs have fun!
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>>147805286
IS that a framed picture of Marie?
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>>147810332
No, it's just a printout unfortunately
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The concert starts in about 12 minutes, but it doesn't look like it's being streamed anywhere.

It will be recorded and put on YouTube, though.
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>>147811243
She's so frameable
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>>147762850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funassyi
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>>147809681
I want the Splat Champ Jacket god dammit
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>rerolling baseball jersey
>getting shit rolls, all with ink saver
>always thought ink saver was kinda shit
>as it rolls i think: fuck it, if i get triple sub saver i'll keep it
>it fucking happens

motivated to make this shit work
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>>147809681
NoA is still doing fuck all nothing.
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>>147718402
Curious, are people ripping disks yet or just the downloaded version?
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>not one picture/tweet about the Paris concert
Did nobody show up?
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>>147809681
>Octo League is the highest level
Are you having a laugh
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>>147809681
>The Great British Splat-Off

Excellent.
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>>147813393
I have a disk version of Splatoon. I haven't tried ripping downloaded games as I don't have any.
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>>147813409
Check the french nintendo page.
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>>147809681
>busy every weekend for the next two months

Well, shit.
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>>147813640
Huh, last I remember people couldn't rip disks.
Or are you extracting the updates?
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>>147809681
>impossible to find an address on their website
>forum filled with chinese spam

Yeah this looks great.

It's a shame, I'd actually quite like to play in a tournament. Not that I know anyone else that plays Splatoon IRL.
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>>147814198
I actually have no idea. I'm using ddd to dump it. I don't think it dumps everything though, as I can't find the SFX anywhere, so that might be the case.
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>>147812220
I want to hold Marie's hand
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>>147815490
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>>147815734
>>147809681
Man I wanna fug these squibs.
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DRIPPING WET MARIE
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>>147816469
lewd!
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>>147816469
>>147816798
Marie is big!
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>>147816798
>I will never get covered in Marie's inky green sweat
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>>147817617
What about every single night, Callie?
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I've lost all my data due to accidentally formatting the USB stick... It's gone forever, right? I wasn't particularly high up and only got it recently but that's just gonna kill my interest in the game considering how late it is in the lifespan. Ugh, everything sucks.
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>>147818308
It should be on your WiiU
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>>147818502
Evidentially not
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>>147818308
your own fault for not keeping backups of your shit
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>>147818595
what were you even doing to delete it?
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>>147818308
You sure there's not an old version on the wii u still if you turn it on without the usb plugged in?
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>>147818825
Doesn't look like it
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>>147818308
Can someone motivate me to work through the ten or so levels I need to make it worth playing again?
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>>147819214
if you don't do it you'll look like a weak cuckold
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>>147819342
go back to /utg/ you millennial faggot
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>>147819214
You need to unlock more weapons so you can efficiently fight for your favourite Squid Sister in the upcoming splatfest
Do it for her
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>>147819520
>everyone who doesn't support my fag-enabling meme games is a shitposter
typical millennial argument
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>>147817035
FOR EVERYONE
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>>147819635
>replying to the Discord cucks shilling Overmeme
>instead of just reporting them
Shaking my S.M.H. to be T.B.H. my F.A.M.
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>>147819214
Just think how fun it'll be to absolutely brutalise squibs in C rank when you make it.
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>>147819807
report what? for them talking about video games? damn.
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>>147819754
>doing the le intentionally not hyperlink the post meme, jointly invented by /s4s/ and the discord
kill yourself
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>>147819949
>posting shitty art

you first
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>>147819937
>talking about games that aren't Splatoon
>in the Splatoon general
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>>147820092
>off topic octopus poster

ebin
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>>147820215
octopus are part of splatoon you dumb nigger
play the game
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>>147820298
REMOVE OCTOPI
they are deviants who seek to undermine squid society
go back underground!!
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>>147820298
wow, what's with the racism? very uncalled for. I think you might need some marie to help you with your attitude.
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More like octo qt pi
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>>147805286
Wait, those aren't fanmade, THOSE ARE REAL
OH LAWDY IS I IN HEAVEN?
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>>147821131
WAIT, WHEN DID THE WOOMY GET AN UPDATE?
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>>147821279
old news
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Underground kettle-dwellers
octos get ye gone
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>>147821131
How slow are you ?
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>>147821321
>>147821412
Haven't visited the generals for months.
It's just strange to see something like a playground rumor become real these days.
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>>147821512
The general isn't the only place where you can get splatoon news.
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>>147821512
I saw it in an e-mail from nintendo
I couldn't believe it either
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>>147821604
who cares nerd lmao
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>>147821641
>>>/vg/utg
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>>147821604
I'm only here because I got a "LAST SPLATFEST EBER OMB!!!" email. Loved the game, no, love the game, but full time work...
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>>147821924
you first my man
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>>147821951
typical millennial comeback
>>
not even going to reply to that falseflagging shitposter
>>
KELP DOME IS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIT
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>>147822265
Let's post more cute squid idols!
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Is this the worst thread yet? It still hasn't gotten any better from yesterday... Everyone is being so rude
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Strange hybrids!
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>>147822378

I think you're awesome
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>>147822378
Maybe if someone did keep spamming octolings we'd be in a better state
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>>147821604

>going to reddit
>going to squidboards
>going to a games "journalism" site
This is the best place, unless you watch the nintendo twitter/tumblr
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anemones are for cute
anemones are for love
anemones are for lewd
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Marie is the best!
Better than the rest!
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>>147822675
Best girl.
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>>147822675
This
Certain squids are for certain roles, but Anemone's do it all
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>>147822587
There's really nothing wrong with reddit or squid boards. Both places constantly produce content compared to /ink/ which makes none. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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>>147739504
I remember that back in /v/ we had a W101 thread and we got a guy to photoshop a Wonderful Mask on every picture that was posted. We dubbed them "Wonder Shoop" or something like that.


Based on that, I think we call call him "Squid Shoop" or something among those lines
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>>147822826
Best!
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>>147822869
>There's really nothing wrong with reddit
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>>147823004
>>
swear your allegiance to an imageboard as though it were your feudal lord
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>>147805286
h o t g l u e
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>>147823141
No discord
No reddit
No squid boards
No playing Splatoon
All Callie and Marie

All hail /ink/
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>>147823036
The downvote system doesn't even inhibit discussion on the Splatoon portion of the site since nobody browses it.
There's nothing wrong with /r/splatoon
>>
honestly I just like the octolings and anemones because they're the only girls with red hair

only thing that would really make it better is if they also had red eyes

don't judge me
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>>147823036
dis woom gon get her shit slapped
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>>147822825
These always make me laugh.
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>>147824091
If you like macro images try making some! I'd love to see the funny content you can make with Marie!
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>>147822869
You obviously haven't been to the subreddit. It's so fucking bad. Their "gameplay" discussion reads like that of a very competitive, complex game. They act so full of themselves. And the content that you speak of is just screenshots and webms. "Look at this impressive gif, guys! Look, look! I got a Callie amiibo! I got to S rank, finally! Look at me!" There seems to be the occasional drawing, but the only one I saw on the front page was this shit, which isn't any better than what our drawniggers produce.

Squidboards might be okay. I've only been there once or twice and I didn't like it. I got banned before I could really make a good judgement.
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An old one
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Anybody else getting mad disconnects since 2.10.0? I've gotten way more than usual, not sure if it's the servers or just bad luck
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>>147824775
>I got banned
how
like really how
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>>147824775
i take back calling that art "shit." It's not a masterpiece, but I shouldn't be down talking art
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>Operation post squid boys is a go
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>>147825914
move out
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>>147825914
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>>147825914
Girl
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>>147826717
ugly girls
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Nintendo France posted this, in case you haven't seen it:

https://twitter.com/NintendoFrance/status/751388666124263424
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>>147824775
r/splatoon sounds like /ink/ in its prime
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Good work, men
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why does inkling culture promote degeneracy
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So how does this image feels after a year of Splatoon?
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>>147827914
elaborate
remember they are all huge hedonists
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>>147795864
Try changing the shoes, and use boots instead. Besides that, looks good.

Also, why Run Speed Up?
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>>147794132
You know what I want from theses rotations? TC and RM Saltspray Rig, and TC Port Mackerel.
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>>147793837
>>title screen now has Ver 2.10.0
How do you know that?
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>>147828828
>>>title screen now has Ver 2.10.0
>How do you know that?
>title screen
>title
>screen
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>>147828291
yes, but WHY
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>>147827195
it does, doesn't it... that kind of shit just doesn't work on reddit, though. it's a different, much less pleasant, much less entertaining, flavour or cancer.
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>>147828940
And, maintenance already done? Didn't see the time?

But why 2.10.0? Why not 3.0.0 instead?
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>>147829151
>Oh, maintenance already done? Didn't see the time running.
Fixed.
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>>147829151
they pushed it last night
i'm guessing they didn't bump it up to 3.0.0 since it's not a huge content update like 2.0 was with squads and private battles and rainmaker, just a patch to squad the invisible godsquids bug
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>>147829151
because 3.0 would imply a big change. this update was just "improvements to the gameplay experience". for example, 2.0 added squads and shit.
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>>147829151
>And, maintenance already done? Didn't see the time?
Yes

>But why 2.10.0? Why not 3.0.0 instead?
Because that's what it says
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>>147829394
squash, i need to slow down when typing
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Have any of you had your LAN adapters crap out on you out of nowhere before? I have mine hooked up as usual but the light that indicates that it's turned on isn't on and I'm not entirely sure what to do. I just wanna make sure this is working before the next Splatfest starts ;_;
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>>147805286
did it come out today or do i still have time?
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>>147829792
They came out today in the uk
My bank ruined my preorder so I had to go to the shops to buy mine
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has anyone gotten their squid sister amiibos yet? I'm surprised there aren't any pictures of them posted yet.
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>>147830086
Here are mine
>>147805286
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>>147830086
I'll get mine today after work, can't wait. There are pictures but in other websites.
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>>147830480
I can't get mine for another hour and a half
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http://gonintendo.com/stories/260977-japan-expo-2016-pictures-and-videos-from-squid-sisters-concert
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>>147830595
What the heck is this? It certainly doesn't look like a squid.
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>>147830912
>>147830912
>>147830912
new
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>>147830964
>not early

Holy shit
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>>147830964
→ # → # → # → # → #
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