You Spin Me Round edition.
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>Old Thread
>>147791470
>>147816113
She's a massive slut though, big size queen, she is famous in the """uk scene""" for various """reasons"""
>>147816203
thanks for putting my webm in the op lol
HLTV >>> 4chan >>>>>> Reddit
>>147816257
you have my attention
>>147816257
explain
5th for the death of go
>>147816257
>size queen
>deman
nice toggle slavs
fuck me that lower bomb site looks atrocious
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>cheat
>lose
uhh gotards?
James and DAN! ONE TRUE PAIRING
I SHIP THIS
>>147816374
lies
>>147816257
jelly as fuck
bacck to reddit
>>147816113
And yet she still gets shit from the fanbase for talking "too much" (aka as much as male casters / analysts) for not being attractive enough, AND just generally being a woman as per >>147816257 despite having more knowledge of the scene than literally anyone watching
>>147816418
Cry me a river mate
>>147816418
found reddit
>>147816407
pretty true actually
>>147816476
REDDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>147816418
fuck off with the SJW narrative you numale
she's a cunt and nobody dislikes her because she's a female and the ""misogony"" excuse literally doesn't exist lmao
women literally ruin gaming
>>147816271
No problem bby.
>>147816257
>>147816418
>tfw pansy might have casted one of my games back in the day
Ahh the memories
>>147816527
its pretty sad that shitters like her and Blu cast majors
There is actually any proof or even a suspect play made by the BRs that make you say they are cheating?
For what i'm observing, they are just assblasting everyone in NA and EU. Liquid tried to kick them out of the tournament after all this time, they are still butthurt over the great choke.
Till now the only actual hacker is Flusha.
Loaff is going full 1.6 mode
LET'S GO UNDERDOGS
>>147816476
you guys realize reddit are all far-right massive misogynists and trump supporters, right?
>>147816374
Not if you watch shit animes
>>147816424
it was not as much of a choke as LG struggling against the shitty redneck crowd blasting their ears
>>147816578
Don't you have some zika babies to eat, pedro?
>>147816592
>>147816592
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>147816257
I will need pics and vids, mate.
>>147816592
lmao theyre shitty libetarian brainwashed cucks who upvote eachother and censor every other opinion with le downvotes
4chan is where you go to discuss the truth and get intelligent discussions
>>147816636
What happened here?
>open stream
>literally nuke is played
what the fuck
>>147816657
Omar came
>>147816374
>be bad
>watch anime
>get fat
>lose
>>147816257
>being this salty because you'll neverhold hands withPansy
>>147816657
They removed a thread because it went to shit, something that literally happens on 4chan constantly.
The difference is that people get outraged on reddit because of cucks
>>147816657
Facts are islamophobic
>>147816656
>4chan is where you go to discuss the truth and get intelligent discussions
Imagine actually believing this and not just coming to this site for shitposting
>>147815769
>>147815812
Loggerhead turtle mouth
>when you transcend memes into meta posting
You are just pawns on the chess board, I am the grand master
>>147816793
nothinnnnn personell kid
>>147816793
while redditors have been playing checkers
we have been playing chess for years
>valve children betting scandal
>corrupt csgo betting sites
>law suits pending for both
>spin-botting during a fucking major
>seman-prone commentators dont mention it to protect their shekels
>twitch shitposters have more integrity
>userbase steadily declining for over a year
>due to overwatch/lol and valves dumbfuckery
you do realise that your meme game just died this week right?
>>147816832
>not 3d chess
>>147816824
>>147816832
checkmate
so obvious slavs hacking
>>147816883
>lol
Isn't lol also dying?
>>147816883
James and WhiteJames acknowledged it
So I think this lurk is going to win them a lot of rounds if the get the bomb down
As long as F3 don't get slaughtered in the afterplants so they're not all looking at marik, he's literally got a safe throw of the molotov onto the plant from this spot
>>147817034
>what a flick!
>>147817117
Pure kino
>>147817034
Can you teach me how to make webms from gotv pls? :>
>people and a kike witch hunt 2 guys who ran a skin betting site and were fixing the odds
>people completely ignore valve who scriptfix majors and not only ignore cheating at majors but also encourage it
>>147817164
Yeah first get a brain come back after you've done that
>>147817164
record with obs
convert with ffmpeg
fucking hueniggers
the fuck is up with shara? are the huehues holding his family hostage? between this map and his Mirage shenanigans...
AIM
L
O
C
K
>>147817164
>record
>convert
nigga is you dumb?
how the fuck do you even spin so fast
+right is slow as shit
>>147817282
Slavs are the mafia kidnappers, hues just stab you and steal your wallet.
>>147817356
sensitivty .0000000000000000000000001
I played a bunch of 1.6 and some Source and a little bit of GO when it first released, did they change the maps since release?
>yes, yes, look at these niggers inciting a race war in Amerikkka and killing racist pigs
>haha ignore the hacking at csgo majors, nothing to see here you filthy goyim
>>147817419
really makes u think
>>147817419
please don't post pictures of judas
>>147817419
who is this semen demon
>>147817419
thx for focusing on the real issues
real hero
>>147817419
>bottled water
>>147817459
He didn't betray 4chan though, he put it in the hands of some who knows what he's doing
>>147817497
Dude the fluoride in the tap water is suppressing our latent telekinesis
>>147817534
>moshi moshi i am admin now
>wow many people read later
>>147817380
they updated nuke
>>147817534
>someone who knows what he's doing
>literally someone who is hated in J chan community
>>147817534
>He didn't betray 4chan though, he put it in the hands of some who knows what he's doing
Hehe good goyim
>HARR I SORRI I RUSE ARR DATA
Hiroyuki did nothing wrong you are correct goy
>>147817534
>hiro
>knows what he's doing
for the first week as the admin of the site he couldn't figure out how to upload images
>>147817534
kill yourself chris
>>147816883
>valve not even trying to get rid of MM cheaters by updating VAC
>valve not even suing cheat coders to deter them like blizzard does.
valve is fucking up big time.
>>147817606
>literally someone who is hated in J chan community
That's a good thing you weeab cunt
>>147817587
Just Nuke?
what gaming socks should I buy?
worldreddit getting btfo by our guy fallen
>>147817658
selling out and removing content who bad mouths companies he sold out to isn't a good thing
>>147817697
Shit ones
Because you're a shit person and you dont deserve nice comfy socks
Idiot
>Tfw F3 teased me
Fuck, I thought when they got 6 t rounds to start they could take it easy, but new nuke is easily 10-5 or 11-4 T sided, so it's already pretty over
>>147817664
yeah, they took inferno out of active duty to update it or some shit next I think
>>147817562
my fucking sides
>>147817664
woah wadafak you ungrateful pig?!! Valve are hard at work bringing us quality content
>>147817697
>not gaming buck naked
WALLIN FALLEN CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>147817697
>socks during gaming
how are you supposed to masturbate then?
>Shooting old vents
Kek what a noob
>>147817940
well obviously the gaming sock goes on the joystick
SK "Awp abuse" Gaming
FUCK THE AWP NERF THIS SHIT
>>147816735
The delusion is real.
Will SlaVi 2-0 Liquid?
>>147818045
Liquid 2 - 0 cap this post
>>147818045
Diabeetus 2-0 NaVi
>watching csgo tournamet held in Germany
>not watching race war tournament held in USA
plebs
>>147818213
>only having one monitor
>>147818213
>race war
just niggers killing cops summerfriend nothing new
>>147818213
>implying this isnt a race war tournament
>>147818213
what is that??
>>147818213
Hope Trump passes a law that makes it legal to hunt BLM supporters
I want to kill those dindus
>blacks commit more gun crime
>therefore more likely to be killed by cops
>this is somehow racist
Unmmmmmmmmm goNArds????
>>147818350
next time don't even reply to my thread if you're not going to give me my (you)
>mfw watching the Player Profile: Fer
>>147818442
>mfw watching the Player Profile: Fer
damm that was nice movement from cold
>>147818350
>he doesn't think people of color should be allowed to kill the whites that oppress them every day
fuck off bigot
I want to rape Pansy and force her to bear my child
>>147818339
hes gonna make them pay for the boat trip back to africa
>>147818631
>bear my child
too old mate
>these sudden closeups of the players' gormless faces
Jesus stop it already
i hope our guys comeback and win this series. they can do it, right?
>>147818339
Trump will assblast liberals, women and blacks
itll be great
COME ONN SK PLEASE
>>147818686
Unlikely faм, but let's hope so
>Shara 5-18
>>147818442
>mfw watching the Player Profile: Fer
>>147818737
>Lauren
Jesus tapdancing christ I want to pump her so full of cum she has it coming out of every hole
Well I came here to talk about the major but apparently its shitpost about race relations hour alrighty then
>>147818776
>cyrillic m
kak dela, fellow citizen of rossiya
>>147818737
On both sides, whether it's a fedora tipping MGTOW redpill faggot or a fat SJW feminist, they're always both virgins. People need to have sex.
>>147818868
>Only Russians use cyrillic
please
>shara with 5 kills
>>147818937
MONGOLIA?
>>147818442
>mfw watching the Player Profile: Fer
>>147818937
fucking kill yourself you ukrainian faggot. nice crimean peninsula. oh wait, you dont fucking have one
>>147819029
>ukrainian
try again
>>147818886
>hurr durr both sides are dumb
yeah take your reddit sjw shit somewhere else
this is 4chan, your kind will not be taken kindly here
markelon
>>147818442
>mfw watching the Player Profile: Fer
fuck you slav toggleshits.
if i lived in usa id murder all of luminosity coz i could get away with it
>>147819059
Please have sex you need it.
>>147819053
literally any other country besides ukraine or russia that uses cyrillic is russia in all but name.
>>147819132
t. Boris
>>147819132
who?
>>147819142
>reddit the post
>kys
>>147819132
I just love how much everyone is butthurt over them.
Why couldn't LDLC/nV dominate the scene for more than a couple months when they were #1 like NiP/fnatic/SK have?
>>147818967
he had to toggle off completely after accidentally turning his spinhack on
flipside will win the major
cap this
does markeloff have facial tourettes?
this made me giggle a bit
F L I P S I D E B O Y S
>>147819132
LG/SK are not dark enough for you get away scot-free
>>147819189
>MGTOW virgins
Hahahah oh wow.
>>147819261
>be underdogs
>get expected to lose every tournament
>have the drive to win
>work hard, practice, synergise with the team
>win
>'oh cool'
>stop caring and drop off
>>147819154
my country uses both cyrillic and latin alphabet
>>147819261
EnVy were all skill and no tactics, so other teams quickly adapted to how they played and crushed them. Basically the opposite of how SK are doing well.
>>147819341
>being liberal feminist numale trash
>use ad hominem
>lel I win arguement XD
GET FUCKED SLAV SHITS
>>147819341
you need to lose weight
>>147819415
>Literally cheering for subhuman hacker monkeys
>>>/reddit/
>>147819373
ive probably never heard of your country, and the entire UN considers you as relevant as barnie sandals
*gong*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>147819457
they havent played yet
>>147819435
holy fucking shit that's one ugly ass skin
>>147819457
>literally cheering for subhuman slav hacking squatters
>>>/plebbit/
Can we please talk about the game and not stupid /pol/ vs tumblr arguements?
MILF
SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THE MILF
>>147819457
>>147819515
>posting on /vg/
>>>/reddit/
How is shara so bad? I can understand if you want a support player, but markeloff is already a support. Flipside legit only have two strong fraggers. Shara isn't much more skilled than a mediocre 10 rws player. Surely there's a more skilled player in the CIS scene who can still be supportive. Waylander and Worldedit are totally inconsistent, Flipside need a guy they can rely on to get 20 ish frags every match
>>147819261
Frenchies are lazy and rest on their laurels
>>147819549
FUCK I DIDN'T SEE. SOMEONE PLS POST
>>147819523
>pls dont own me and blast my ass :((
>i wish i was on reddit where everybody agreed wtih me...
deal with it faggot
>>147819576
hes just there to aimlock through walls to get intel desu
>>147819549
>>147819593
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
>>147819549
this desu
>>147819627
i havent posted anything about whatever it is everyone is crying over, i honestly couldnt give 2 shits.
>>147819627
>Oberig brodi
what does it mean by this?
>>147819627
To this day this image still defies logic
>g2 out in groupstage
Is this how your tournament's group stages usually run, gotards? It's worse than dota2 tournaments.
wew
>flipside
>worldedit
I feel like I'm watching a gold nova awping
HE MAY NOT BE PROTECTED DAN!
>sniper shot sohuld've hit by world edit
>hit reg at 128 tick lan says "no"
>>147819593
>>147819659
We have people jumping and making webms of retarded plays as soon as they happen but we have noone to screenshot the important stuff?
>>147819804
retarded seeding
>>147819549
not very mifly
>>147819946
>posting cancerous reddit fat man
Ok now that was actual aim lock
You could see it for a split second he just snapped to the ghost
Our guys list
>G2
>Fnatic
>Godsent
>Faze
>Tyloo
>Gambit
Their guys list
>SK
>Nip
>Navi
>Envy
>VP
>Astralis
>Immortals
>Liquid
>Mouz
Black DDK is literally the best caster.
>>147819993
>all those empty seats
jesus
>>147819971
>what is shadowplay
>>147820025
>fnatic
>not literalIy reddit's guys
>>147820049
QF in an irrelevant game desu
liquid or navi bros?
>>147820032
This
He and Dan should just host everything, fire all the others
>>147820083
>fnatic
>not literally our guys
>BOT Shara
lol wtf was that
>>147820025
Navi is not reddit tho.
>>147820049
'sold out' stadium
:^)))
GODLANDER
>BOT SHARA
>>147819993
mama mia!
>>147820049
>not every seat filled in a 20 000 seat arena
>"DED GAYM XD"
lol
heh... cheeky
>>147819993
What is she even doing there? Preying on young males?
>>147820025
Speak for yourself, Sven
BOT FUCKING SHARA
>>147820049
quarter finals, some people travel there only for the finals.
>>147820083
>team which has jw and Robin "HOW DOES HE KEEP LIFTING HIS MOUSE" Ronnqvist is reddit
>>147820032
>le reddit black man is so funny xDD
>>147820025
I am unironically a NiP fanboy and I dont even care
Too bad they got fucking rolled
>>147820121
>he's in denial
>>147820212
t. Clueless
>>147820025
>FNCheaters
>our guys
Swap them for Na'vi or VP
>>147820091
liquid you fucking retard
>>147820212
>using le and xD to make our based nigger look bad
flush(ie) yourself famas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exBZSLgwydU
I unironically enjoy this wububbahububub every time they play it
>>147820182
>bottom fragging
>6 golden stars
I thought stars were for MVP? did they change it to 1 gold star per aimlock kill now?
>>147820083
>>147820245
Post posting anytime, Reddit.
>>147820091
liquid
@147820121
@147820207
@147820335
thanks for the free (You)s, reddit
>The state of WorldEdit
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WAITING FOR
EVERY ROUND THEY JUST FUCK AROUND UNTIL TIME'S UP
>>147820347
>>147820281
thx 4 skines
>>147820281
>>147820241
>b-but he knows all the m-memes...D-Dan, haha xDD
WorldEdit didn't miss!!!!!!!!! he didn't he is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WorldEdit
ffs
>>147819993
wtf is angelina jolie doing at the major
>>147820049
>not even semi-final
Understandable.
>bondik was the problem
>>147820395
the script said overtime
they didn't bother adding a toggle key to their hacks so they just avoid enemies as much as possible to make sure they lose
>worldtardit
>>147820461
needs more Fins
>>147820373
Great tier bait
>shara has the only rifle
It's over
>fallen doesnt even aim at the guy and still gets a kill
how much more obvious does it have to get?
>>147820493
>ence
is rrrrr dead
>>147819309
erm, gotards?
>>147820535
hes got the aimlocks though bro
>>147820538
No, you're just bad, that's why it looks like everyone is cheating for you.
>>147820581
we can only hope
lol fallen already standing up
Whenever I hear "repositioning" I think of fucking reaper
>SHARA
>SHARA
>SHARA
>SHARA
IN THE WORDS OF VINCE MCMAHON
LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE
Fucking kek Black DDK is the best
>>147820517
S-sauce?
it's ok Flipside
you did well, it's ok, you can rest now...
>hall full of people
>sounds like there's 25 people there
gj germans
>>147820581
I went to Argentina and raped and killed that underage. AMA
>>147820538
>literally doesn't know how to flick
GTFO, silvers are not allowed.
boys i got a package for that final round of overtime, living the high life
What happens if overtime is a tie?
>>147820767
What is your name, address and social security number?
EZ SKINZ!
Feels good to be Brazilian.
>>147820749
well they guaranteed themselves another major spot which means they're guaranteed sticker money next time
it's fine
this is alright...
>>147820812
new overtime and if it's a tie then penalties
>>147820812
more overtime
>>147820651
OUR GUY
>>147820812
What was the longest overtime ever?
Nip vs Titan(?) I cant remember what the other team was
Went to OT6
2 hour fucking game
>>147820847
>penalties
How does that work?
1.6 legend
>>147820908
kek
>>147820973
360s off of marshmallow
>>147820973
aim_map 5vs5 sudden death
>>147820973
team captains line up back to back, walk ten paces, and then they both toggle
>>147820715
Sorry senpai I cant remember
>>147820973
Teams stand 11 meters from each other and shoot
>>147820973
knife fight LMS
>>147820973
they go outside and they do the penalties, the coach is the goalie.
>>147820994
who is pasha :D
biceps are always with you!
LET'S GO FLIPSIDE
>>147820105
4U
>>147821030
top kek
>>147821112
mirror and she checks 'em
guys, please stop memeing so hard, you are scaring my wife's son
>>147820994
zonic?
>>147820715
not recognizing Momoka Nishina off the bat
HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
>nuke gets revamped
>still fucking trash
please valve
I want to believe in flipside.
Slavic semi finals.
Slavic finals.
Cyka.
NOT LIKE THIS FLIPSIDE PLEASE
>>147821112
HAHAHAi want her to jack me off
not like this flipside...
not like this
WHY
W H Y
H
Y
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS HARD
>memesid3
>dat choke
>>147820785
>>147820612
>what is silent aim
sure is reddit in here
ayy
lmao
>blatant aimlocks
>lack of skill
>dirty slavsquats
why do we like FlidSid3 again?
>Germans so cucked they're screaming for a Brazilian team
WEW
E
W
>>147821202
Not reddit, hate their shit UI, just don't really know any pornstars. Just not a thing my brain keeps track of sorry.
>>147821293
>we
>>147821293
F3 is a neutral team though.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>implying you have any chance against the br gods
who will be in the finals? anyone from the future here?
just dont spoil results future man
>>147821275
silent aim was patched last year along with long range wallhacks you faggot
>>147821293
>blatant aimlocks
>lack of skill
>dirty slavsquats
>not our guys
Nice and easy win, thanks for your donations eastern euro animals.
>>147821230
Brazilians are taking revenge for Soviet subversion.
>>147821293
Because they have heart and don't give a fuck, also markeloff
>>147821340
VP will take then down.
>Flip were going offscript
>someone from the office gave the a-ok for SK to turn their toggling power to near max
Get ready for a sudden "roster change" for Flip
Trained monkeys are too good with computers
im ready for guardian of my skines
>>147821291
hold me BACK NIGGA HOLD ME BACK
Who can stop Brazil?
i fucking hate these fucking shitskins
>they're (VP) super good team
this fucking guy
>>147821275
psilet is dead
>>147821340
Sente bem, homem.
Do you guys think it would be a good idea to buy a souvenir package as an investment, and wait for it to get more expensive in the future? I'm wary of doing this because most of the skins in the cheap packages are garbage.
>jungle monkeys getting to the final just to be BTFO by our boys in blue and yellow
>>147820908
>fnx: sit down you subhuman ape!!1 They're not supposed to know the script
Ummm... what did he literally mean by this gotards????
>>147821293
>implying I do
>>147821471
Go find the milf and sex her
>>147821441
leave them to us, famm
When was the last time LG/SK lost in OT?
>>147821471
how much?
>>147821471
>2016
>shitty camera
>>147820908
Why?
OH GOD PANSY MY DICK
>>147821508
>blue and yellow
who?
>>147821503
Retarded logic
Sovenir packages will slowly decrease overtime since the weapon collections do not rotate from year to year. In other words, Dragon Lores will slowly creep in count and decrease in value as more Cobble packages will drop for every major
>>147820908
fnx said: SENTA AI CARALHO, TEM MAIS UM ROUND PORRA.
means: sit down you fucker, there is still one more round.
>>147821471
wew lad, are you having fun? How's the atmosphere in the arena?
>pansy replaced blu
navi gonna stomp liquid tbqh
>>147821441
we need some Germans to 16-1 them
>>147820908
What round was this?
>>147821685
Last round of first half in OT.
i feel like hurting something
>>147821657
ALL HAIL S1MM1S
>>147821508
Nigger, if you are implying Na'vi won't quit on the finals due PTSD against the BRs...
>>147821651
>having fun watching anything with german cucks
You have no idea, do you?
>>147821657
>>147821635
They don't really decrease, they normalize in price as time goes on. You can search for a single package and see that their cost is similar.
I didn't know that the skins were the same in every package though. Thanks for that, famalam
I think I know why F3 lost
>>147821789
>HiiH
>>147821669
>last time SK was beaten this hard, they became the best team in the world
They're going to transcend the mortal plane if that happens again.
>>147821496
>>147821372
>if valve says its patched then its patched
you have to go back
>watched majors since 2014
>never got a drop
>gotten 3 drops in the last 2 days
uuuuh gotards?
>>147821789
Dont know which is uglier, this or the original.
Guardian of my skines
Guardian of my skrilla
Nigga short as fuck
But he a dope ass nigga
G- go Liquid!
>people want to fuck this goblin
FalleN is a big guy.
>>147821635
>Dragon Lores will slowly creep in count and decrease in value as more Cobble packages will drop for every major
ahahahaha nigger you what
theres is .02 chance of opening a dlore from souvenir drops
that means 1 in 2000
there are only 2 or 3 dlores from previous major
and there are thousands of cases just floating and never getting opened because people hoard them for money
>>147820908
por favor por favor por favor por favor por favor por favor por favor por favor
>>147821868
>>147821789
HI|<>|IH
>>147822002
i will stab you
>>147822002
I want to drop her in a vat of acid ISIS style tbvqhwyias pham
>>147822002
what's she thinking about, /csgog/?
>>147822079
NODS RESPECTFULLY TOWARDS YOU
>>147821868
>kook
Let's frag some noobs tonight!!
Whos >readytofragsomenoobstonight
here?
>>147822079
Let's frag some noobs tonight!
The paysafe card is funny for some reason I can't tell.
>>147822002
me on the right
>>147821789
any1 else noticed flamies brand new fake teeth?
I have had the stream on in the background when playing and have not recieved a single drop yet. Am I doing it wrong? I am connected to Steam via Twitch and all
imagine walking outside with a esports shirt on in public
>>147822143
I'm in. Let's go!
>>147822002
FalleN is fucking her. Didn't you guys knew it?
>>147822069
https://youtu.be/DRkeHEYekhk
>>147821630
>>147821754
Every match is going to be 2-0 today.
>>147822143
Yes! :)
>>147822195
yuck, i'd hate to go outside
>tfw 1.6 was your favorite but it's all shit servers and hackers
NAVI NAVI NAVI
Why would you need virtual money just to "frag some noobs"?
>>147822312
To buy skines
WHO /USAUSAUSA/ HERE?
>>147821897
it triggers an automatic account untrusted you retard try losing weight the fat is impeding your brain cells
WHO /EDWARD/ HERE?
>Audiojungle
did they pirate their fucking promo music?
>>147822348
we c9 now
>>147822294
Same thing with L4D2.
>enter a server
>16 survivors
>i'm a spitter
>spit on them
>see message "+3 points for lewd spitter cum"
>quit
>uninstall
>>147822079
USA
S
A
LIGHT THE CANDLE BOYS
>>147822506
I wonder if she wanted to pwn some noobs with him tonight if you know what I mean
is yanko our dude?
>>147822474
>major going on
>mentions clown9
Eat a dick faggot
guys I have really bad gas right now
>>147822503
>>147822558
>tfw liquid 2-0 navi
>>147822621
Yeah Thorin and Janko are our bois
>>147822621
no
>>147822231
Aimboting even i can defeat the BRs.
Time for freedom to prevail
Who /guardian of our skines/ here?
The twitch stream that opens up when you start CSGO is dropping my frames from 144 to like 25, even when I close it and start a game. Anyone else having this issue?
I remember a while back it was either Liquid or C9 can't recall, got accused of using Adderall. Did anything ever come of that?
>>147822804
THICC
USAUSAUSAUSA
that stadium is so empty
Guardian is so short
>empty seats
duuhhh major event xD
>>147822782
what's up reddit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>no high fives
stone cold edward
do you think whoever topfrags gets to frag the flag girl?
>>147822845
c9, no.
what a shit major lmao, it's empty
HOT LIQUID GRILL
>That qt flag holder
>>147822931
oh god
so this is the power of Overwatch?
>fatguys crossing their arms
i am going to eat this
Go NaVi go!
we ve become a meme xDDD!
>Weve become a meme
xD
Where do they get the giant pictures of the players?
Do they cost a lot?
>>147822931
>COLOGNE SOLD OUT
>COLOGNE BEST CROWD
>>147822916
>denying Fnatic's aimbot
You're just silly.
>na
>>147823031
pic?
USA USA USA USA
>>147822931
Have you ever been to a sold-out concert? This is what it looks like when the opening band plays.
>>147823304
yes, I wish
>>147822298
>was on a team with good players
>now just stuck in a team filled with a bunch of randos with 1 or 2 other decent names
I like dendi but fuck he needs to find a better lineup mna, and I know Na'Vi keep him locked up in their team because of easy dondo money :/
TELL ME WHAT THE SCORE IS
>>147822835
>>147822835
>>147822835
>>147822835
pls respond
>THE HOPE OF NA
>NA'S GREATEST WARRIORS
>THE SAVIORS OF NA
>best player on the team is eastern european
is there a nation more cucked than the USA? When is it time to put them out of their misery?
>>147823414
The Score E-Sports?
>>147823414
The Score Esports appâ„¢
why is simple on liquid in the first place?
>>147823304
>NUKE
FUCKING LIQUID WHYYYYYYY
>>147823457
but jdm isn't a slav?
>>147823335
You clearly have no idea about dota if you think Dendi is not one of the problems in Na'Vi dota2 roster.
>>147823549
navi dont want him
>>147823608
bad meme
only 2/6 meme points
Brexit mentioned
>le brexit
shut up
>>147823549
Nobody in EU wants him because he's a pug star that's impossible to work with. Hiko wants to win before he retires so he decided to pick him up to get some much needed fire power into his team.
>>147823549
He's out after this major.
OUR
GUY
SADOKIST
>free massages
fuggg
skines status?
just taping the hax together
absolutely sickening
>>147824084
LOST
lovely stuff
>>147824084
safe because i dont bet
epic player plates, wonder if the seats under them are cheaper
FUCK U NAI REE
>>147824084
saveed mate
>>147824084
>navi losing pistol
skines gone
>>147824084
ez skins
>>147822931
lmfao
>jdm on a scout
Liquid lose this
>>147823107
underrated
>>147824427
LET'S GO LIQUID!
>>147824084
im fucked senpai
why is jaden x86_64 sitting like that?
>>147822460
So everyone with packet loss gets untrusted?
>>147824616
Uhhh it's only the 4th round and you've already lost hope?
>>147824726
send help
This is what Hiko looks like in the webcam shot
>>147824616
Nah, you got this. NA can't really do it, Liquid always choke.
L I Q U I D
I
Q
U
I
D
>>147824976
stfu cuck
who drinks like that?
>>147825049
>>147824687
regular silent aim is visible to spectators retard
>>147825118
dumb animeposter
>>147825198
>>147825119
Of course it is, now tell me how perfect silent gives you untrusted automatically (protip: it doesn't).
>team named liquid
>they're not really made of liquid
>team named navy
>they're all on land
>>147822460
>>147824687
wrong.
they changed all the weapon spread RNG to be serverside instead of clientside so now you can't use hacks to tell the server that your bullets went wherever you want, this not only killed silent aim but also nospread/norecoil.
worst you can do now is set the view angles where you want to shoot for 1 tick and then back but it's really obvious in spectate/demos.
untrusted is only triggered if you use a really shitty cheat that forces invalid view angles that aren't possible without it.
>navi losing on train
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuckhahahah. And next up is Nuke.
How do I start to understand what's going on while watching this game?
I used to play 1.6 but i was a proper "run and gunner", I was bad, I want to understand what I'm watching so I can enjoy it... Halp pls.
>>147825432
play the fucking game
>>147825396
>barely a quarter of the rounds played
>call loss
>>147825432
mime twitch chat
>>147825432
sometimes one team cheats, other times the other team
if it's really exciting they both do
>>147825357
>luminosity
>they are all black
Based Elige
nice na hax
>Cuck'vi
>elige
the absolute madman
>9 kills in 2 rounds
elige is a god?
>>147825357
TL are 70% liquid
Navi are a bunch of fairies
all checks out
>>147821291
>that sign
HAH
I'm gay lol
my heart says Liquid but my pick'em says Navi :(
>>147825763
same
>>147825394
You're mixing two things up here, spread calculation and "hiding" your view angles. For psilent you create user commands where you're aiming at the enemy's head but don't send them until you send normal packets where you're aiming directly ahead. After that you can send your delayed packets and the server will process them normally but it won't update the spectators' view angles (only the most recent angles are displayed). They fixed this by forcefully displaying angles of any packets where shots where fired.
>>147825763
>>147825817
reported
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy tec9
>win
pls
my meme says fatko but my dick says pansy
>>147825489
I'm sorry for your loss. How much?
>>147825913
JUST AS PLANNED
>>147825819
Yeah I forgot about that, they did that too.
They did patch nospread like I said though, it's why bullet tracers and holes aren't accurate anymore.
R U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
lmao u mad tho
hey am i about to lose my skines?
thanks
Holy shit seized is literally our guy
why play csgo when it's a garbage game?
can you not afford overwatch ?
>pissing pimple off
RIP slavi
>esports happening
>thread is dead as fuck
at least /d2g/ is alive during LANs these threads are just embarrassing
NICE FUCKING HACKS NA SHITTERS
>>147826140
u out tho....
>>147826201
baka desu
>>147825763
I'm not gay but my gf has a bigger dick than me
weak baits from assfaggots """gamers""" lmao
>>147826231
what is even the point of discussing the major?
everyone knows either SK or fagnatic will win in the end
>>147826231
the event itself is dead >>147822931
>>147825357
>team named G2
>played 2Games
This one works
>>147826201
I already own tf2 tho
>>147826201
Counter Strike is historically a game for poor people
why do you think the vast majority of the playerbase is european?
@147826231
lmao, there is no laning faggotry in this game
no (you) for you lmao bitch ass nigga
>hiko na nades
how are they winning?
>>147826330
fuckkk, my desire to cheat in Overwatch is even harder than in CS:GO.
Sucks I don't have any coder friends with benefits
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BABY A TRIPLE
>>147826475
ct train
na'vi? more like nat'viry good lmao
>>147826445
I thought that was because only europeans are good at the game
>>147826201
>playing some shitty FPS where the characters have abilities and whatnot
No thanks.
HE DABBIN
XD
>>147826330
shit that was even faster than csgo god damn
is OW AC worse than VAC? How is that even possible when VAC is the worst?
>>147826557
LMAO
>>147826492
Blizz are a lot better at not only anti cheating but making sure you dont play the game again.
Short of literally building a new rig you wont be able to play once youre caught.
DIE CIS SCUM
>get 1 kill with awp in clutch
>smart thing would be to pistol the angles of the cunts chasing you
>keep awp
>get literally bent over, no soap, no nothing
>13 inches of nigger cock in your ass
I hate selfish players.
i'm global in csgo and rank 65 in overwatch both games have their place in fun and overwatch is casual shit to play where you 100% need a premade
>>147826597
there have been hacks since the OW """"beta""""" senpai
whatever this is a CT sided map
>>147826201
this, csgo is trash overwatch is great I only come here for drops
>game is lost in 15 rounds
>when the other team is chokesquid
>and the other is natus memecere
>and the map is their pick
-magog
>>147826603
>bro u need a new comp if you wanna bypass that HWID ban bro bro bro
I was gonna answer seriously but you're not worth even this (you), there's nothing I could gain from this conversation you literal reddit noob.
>>147826475
Elige, Nitro, an JDM shitting on them
>>147826603
this. people have literally changed IPs, reformatted and installed a new copy of the game and STILL been instantly re-banned.
hardware ID op.
>>147826201
>overwatch
>>147826603
>Blizz are a lot better at not only anti cheating
yeah, glad they cut down on those WoW PvP kick bots
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is navi csgo cute?
>>147826201
>memewatch
ugh stop
>>147826330
my favorite OW cheat is when they don't turn it off during 76's ult so it keeps snapping when there's absolutely no reason to
is this the most dead csgog has ever been during a major
lol dead shit game
>>147826201
>i need special powers to compensate for my lack of aim
spotted the plen
Guys I have a question: Am I eligible for drops if im watching the stream in the main menu of cs go instead of gotv?
>>147826917Yes
Liquid are fucking chokers
>>147826917
mm. yeah.
>>147827028
Overwatch had a big effect on the general
>>147822931
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DOTARD CROWDS
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
VALVE FINALLY KILLED THE GAME
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
this observer a shit
>>147827067
yeah http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/03/13816/
don't know why you'd do that tho
guardian so shit tbqh
>JDM putting guardian on notice
lmao best awper in the world getting fucked
>it's a hiko can't bait and thus his frag performance suffers episode
lmao watch him change res every day on steam next week
when do you guys think guardian knew they he would be cute
p1mple is losing this game for liquid.
>>147827339
Yup this guy is overrated.
It's one of the reasons TL is a Reddit team because Reddit keeps dickriding him.
kek JDM and s1mple better than guardian
fucking jdm can't even clutch a 1v4
>jdmisagoodawper.webm
>>147827339
he held b like shit ct side, and he's not doing anything t side
>>147827446
????????????????
fucking seized can't even ace
>>147826201
>i need to bait strangers on other game generals in order to feel less shit about my life
lmao im honestly glad to see this shit normie game dying
t. deetoogee
>liquid choking on one of their best maps
>Elige
>From 15-5
>Now 15-15
>>147827971
to be fair this general would be even more dead without his bait
>>147828052
eco snacker
>>147828001
>shit normie game dies
>gets replaced by an even worse normie game
yeah, so glad...
>chokequid
>doubting slavs
>AGAINST NA
hahahaha did you see that hiko bait in the last round hahahaahah
>liquid
>hiko
>1 kill every 3 rounds
he's good on train
nuke should be interesting though
What is the People's Team of /v/?
>>147826748
this is what you sounded like magog
>>147822716
>>147822783
>>147822896
t. NA shitties
>>147828441
go back, /v/edditor
>americans really thought that Liquid would win
>it's a Hiko really really wants to win but doesn't show up episode
Fuck Hiko
>doubting our guys
>>147828441
>/v/
kys underage
kek all the reddit team is out
>>147828441
navi & fnatic
i might not eat this
>>147828628
nice post anon
>Liquid will lose
>s1mple is gone
>Hiko will give it one more go
>Lose again
>Retire
>>147828757
shut up nerd
>>147828628
well memed
GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES
>>147828625
sk is still in the tourney
This is the first time i've ever watched a CS:GO tournament.
Is any team not "reddit's team"?
sup /csgog/. Would getting one of pic related improve my game? Currently I use almost my wrist exclusively to move my mouse but i heard it's better to use your entire arm. Using my arm is difficult though because I am a sweaty neckbeard and the friction between my arm and the desk feels nasty. I can pick it up for $30 dollars. Is it worth the investment?
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
>>147828810
fnatic
>>147828815
Raise your chair/lower your desk, retard.
>>147828815
You fucking fat faggot.
>>147828810
Fnatic is our team
>>147828810
na'vi, gambit, maybe astralis
>>147828810
Fnatic and Gambit.
>>147828815
microwave yourself
>>147828965
astralis are turbo reddit
dignigs are our danes
#4theplayers
Does Gambit have a chance against Fnatic?
>>147828810
fnatic are our guys, nip is reddot
Anyone know a good app to get esports scores from?
>>147829243
thescore
>>147828810
cloud 9 are our guys
mousesports are our guys
>>147829171
>Does _____ have a chance against Fnatic?
NO
>>147829308
Fuck off clown9 is reddit shit
>>147829243
reddut
>>147829308
fuck off don't even joke!!
>>147829176
I remember the thread this appeared
was it really so long ago
where does the time go boys
feels so bad
>>147828810
complexity
old and reliable org
>>147828934
doesn't work, my forearm just gets tired and lays on the table regardless
>>147828949
>>147829026
please don't make fun of me. it's hard enough being 310lbs
>>147829176
ANON USE THE BETTER VERSION
>>147829308
Not anyome.
EchoFox are our guys now
>>147828815
oh my god did you type this
>he thinks reddinatic are our guys
torch yourself
>>147829494
I like punished pige
Holy fuck this general is terrible
Sup nerds, I don't follow cringeworthy e-"sports", tell me who to bet on so I can make mad skrilla
>>147829629
have you tried reddit??
>>147829660
we all know this is a meme post and you like esports and browse this general all the time
>>147829617
spotted the doubter
>>147829660
gambit
>>147829629
ur terrible lol
>>147829660
max and relax on fnatic unless its a bo1 against faze
Anyone got some sick neurofunk DnB track for my hot upcoming fragshowing feature frags that might not be that legit at all?
anyone remember when cs was good?
>>147829629
csgog is for posting, not for reading
if you read the posts here you're doing it wrong you should only be making posts of your own
>>147829660
max bet on gambit
>>147829629
can you NOT be mean???
ok thanks
>>147830020
Don't ever reply to me again.
>>147829953
me neither
>>147830021
ENEMY SPOTTED
>>147829953
Yeah it's called Deleted Scenes, fuck actually playing with other people
>>147830063
hmph
NEWKE TIME AGAIN BOYS
>nucucke
CTWINSLOL
>Nuke again
New meta?
mother fuck your father you piece of idiot
>team liquid
>>147830348
when you know you cant win you just have to pull the biggest meme
why did liquid have even 30% on csgol there's no world where they win this
>>147830383
thats not nice
zuhs is a piece of shit hacker
lol buying a famas on newke
>guardian
what the fuck was that guardian spray? what?
is this a throw?
honestly asking?
"guardian is good with the AWP and rifles"
nice """"""""""""""""""""""""""analysis""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>hiko doesn't fit into the vent
>>147829953
that was sixteen years ago anon.
nice hacks simple
Is there going to be an all-star game or something?
It really is a shame pimple is an asshole this team could be a top 6 T1 team. Given some time they could actually be pretty damn good.
how did liquid just trade 2 for 2 in AK vs USP duels
>>147829953
yeah intel extreme masters 2010 was the peak
>>147830847
RNG
This is THE game of this major, Russia vs USA, the only white non-communist countries left in the world
>>147830985
>america
>white
>>147830985
>slavs
>white
>>147830985
60%
>>147830985
>3 non-russians
>USA
>white
everytime i see flamie his posture makes me sit up straight
so valve just balanced nuke by making it a clusterfuck?
>>147831098
>>147831070
>>147831063
>>147831032
>Mad europoors
Go tend to your black muslims bull before he impregnates your blonde wives with his big black sloppy cock you stupid fucking poor nu-male cucks
>>147831172
SIXTY
>>147831129
I forgot who it was, but someone in Pimps team (old SK) had even a worse turtle neck prosture
>>147831172
last time i checked like 90% of american """""whites""""" are brown hair & brown eyes mutts
>>147831172
>60% white
>president cant accept there is a muslim extremist problem
>shit at cs
ok
>>147831201
PERCENT
>>147831172
>the passion that radiates from your black cock writing
uhh, ameritards?
>tune in for less than a minute
>sadokist already saying stupid shit
told you he's the worst
>>147831172
>mad americuck
like poetry
>>147831253
Blonde people are subhuman, there's a reason most famous scientists and artists are brunettes
>>147831201
>>147831350
>>147831304
We're retaking our country and there's nothing you spics and europoors can do about it
>its another liquid does decent in first half but fucks up 2nd half script again
I'm gay lol
>>147831453
>his country needs retaking
lmao
>>147831453
i bet you browse pol and take it seriously
>>147831498
no you're not, faggot
>>147831453
>there's a reason most famous scientists and artists are brunettes
probably because there are in general much more people with brown hair
either way if you don't have green/blue/grey eyes you don't deserve to call yourself white
>>147831609
>>147831604
treddit
>>147831141
It's still fucking CT sided
Fuck Nuke I want Inferno back
>>147831453
i smell a trump memer
enjoy hillary in office
>>147831453
>retaking
lmao
>this thread
>>147831665
nice one
>>147831679
i can't wait to see what valve does with inferno
Reminder that this man passes for white in America
nice hacks elige
>>147831819
He is white you fucking snownigger
>>147831736
>>147831695
>>147831683
>>147831654
stay mad reddit leftist cuck memers
>>147816203
VAC
>>147831878
No, he's not, you dumb shitskin.
uh...
>Guardian rifling
>nitro figures it out on sound
nitro is almost deaf irl
>>147831878
dumb stormfag
>>147831906
god I'm so fucking happy that these le reddit meme xD bastards don't have any success in their csgo career
\_oungin' :DDd
>getting less than 10 rounds on CT side newk
>>147831878
lmao it would be hilarious if you were a mutt similar to him and yet you are all about "muh white people" when you are not even really one yourself
USA USA USA USA!
this general is traaasssh
its literally reddot
>>147831654
>green/blue/grey
you mean blue only?
I smell a green eyed shitskin
You know this map is shit when it makes me miss old nuke. I'd rather watch a 13+ CT round game than this shit.
>>147832183
this isnt 2013 retard
hiko is so bad
>>147832213
leave
can fnatic win vs gambit?
Jesus, how expensive are these things to make and what are they made out of? They look heavy, but I don't see any ropes holding them up.
Could this man still pass for being white in America or am I taking it too far? What do you guys think?
>>147831878
>>147831665
>>147831453
>>147831172
>Only rebuttals are reddit, leftist and cuck.
LITERARY A JOKE
I
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A
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A
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E
>>147832513
He'd be considered pure aryan blood in America.
>>147832513
He literally IS white though you fucking snownigger
>>147832213
how do you know whats reddit like?
just fuck off
>>147832473
cgi
>>147832513
He could pass as Mexican
Um why is nitro such shit?!
>>147832540
lmao, you literal monkey
>>147832473
Could just be a hollow plastic or maybe the stuff milk bottles are made of, and you can do a hell of a lot with cgi these days.
ez for our guys liquid
>>147832513
Oh wow white BRs also exits.
Call the fucking press!
Neck yourself you fucking nigger.
>yuros too scared to leave the house cause they get beat up by muslims
>>147832792
>Fallen
>white
>>147832792
His nationality actually has nothing to do with this
Simply just his appearance is non-white
>>147832820
fuck off back to /pol/ lardass
>>147832820
>>yuros too scared to leave the house cause they get beat up and raped by muslims
FTFY, yuropoors aren't even men anymore, their men are literally more feminine than NA females
>>147832540
.t shitskin
>>147832610
GAAAY
>>147832792
t. shitskin
>>147832820
>be hungarian
>see musfag
>beat the shit out of him
>goes to court
>gets deported back to his shithole
thats how it works here
>>147833016
Yeah but when people talk about Europe they usually mean western Europe, not the poor 3rd world slavic shitholes
>i main the xm1014 + 2 flashes and a smoke
t. hiko
>>147833079
m4 is useless on newke
>>147832820
well if i had to choose i'd take getting beaten up over getting shot
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>>147833237
>>147833237
>>147833237
>>147833078
i'd rather be in this shithole than in a cucked country with muh human rights and shitload of niggers
>>147833229
>not doing the shooting
you deserve to get shot cuck