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old >>147789213

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
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whats the worst thing from this MAJOR UPDATE?
I know theres a lot to pick from, but just pick one thing
http://www.strawpoll.me/10695926
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>quickiebomb launcher is now better because you can lay down 8 stickies with +35% damage that don't fizzle
>shit in combat because literally half the clip with reduced damage means maybe a third of the damage output
The fuck is wrong with them?
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>no viewmodel 54
But seriously, "competitive"?
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>>147812504
well to be honest you would have to reload the new 4 sticky clip to lay down 8 stickyes
but quickie-bomb launcher was good already, this proves they have no idea whats going on
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>try to find a game
>can't even get a list of options when clicking the finding button
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>try to start up tf2 after a few weeks of taking a break and seeing the update
>they changed a lot of shit for spy
>don't think much of it
>click "sniper's back"
>nothing happens
>keep clicking over and over with no result
How the hell do I get used to it??
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compfags have ruined tf2.
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>>147813138
the compfags never even asked for this
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>>147813138
Valve did
we compfags never asked for this
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B4nny switching to Overwatch when?
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>>147813138
Why do you blame them? They had nothing to do with this, use your brain before spouting shit.
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>people are still too dumb to fix their hud's

as long as your hud is compatible with the new changes this should work fine

open up Team Fortress 2/bin and Team Fortress 2/tf/custom
drag your hud's .vpk on vpk.exe
a new folder named after your .vpk should have appeared

enter this folder and create a new file named info.vdf
open up this file in your editor of choice and add
"ui_version" { "ui_version" "1" }
save it

delete your old .vpk file
drag the folder named after it into vpk.exe
a new .vpk file should have appeared
delete the folder
load up the game and see if everything looks up fine

i expect any hud's which change the main menu to be borked until further notice
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>>147813178
well fuck

not only did they bring the worst update of all time but they had the guts to call it "neato"

seriously who the fuck likes this shit besides the sperglords circlejerking about "m-muh tf2 growth"
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I wanted an update, but not this
REMOVE CASUAL
BRING BACK PUBS!
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>>147812573
I'm worried about what's coming for it now though, never used anything else since it came out.
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>>147813259
I did it woo
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>>147813259
pick community servers you cuck
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>Searching for game
>Good amount of nearby players
>Get matched with five europeans who all have 100+ ping

NEATO
E
A
T
O
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>>147813314
>pick 32 player deathmatch quick respawn premium enabling servers over simple valve pubs with no fancy glitter added
Yeah, nah.
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I waited so long for this update to happen. I hyped it at least a year in advance to everyone who ever said something bad about TF2 to me. Now that it's out, everyone is making fun of me and the update.
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>casual mode
>payload
>have to commit to two stopwatch-style rounds or get a penalty
>casual
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>>147813314
It is the only thing i an playing
but, and i never thought i would say this, want pubs back, just select game mode and enter server, no waiting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRSW9XbXd3s
>I love this job; sunshine's free, bullets are cheap, and everybody's got a head
you forget how great sniper's character is when you spend most of the time hating what a pain in the dick he is ingame
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>>147813484
All of the new voice lines are 10/10
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>>147813419
Then just use the server browser you turbo nigger
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>>147813484
>I came here to kick ass and have two eyes, and I'm all out of eyes. Well.. half out
>Dear other team: Please reach into your ass and give me my foot back. You can have it back next game.
Personal favorites
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So you can't just hop into a server and play any more?

You gotta do this matchmaking faggotry?

What the fuck was Valve thinking?
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>>147813484
>half an hour's worth of dialogue
what the fuck
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>>147813417
they are making it similar to csgo
but worse in every possible detail
even in the "competitive" matchmaking they block dozens of cvars that have always been allowed in comp csgo like net_graph or brigthness
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does this update mean I can no longer go into the browser and find comfy 24 player valve servers?

pls respond
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>>147813581
>>147813376
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>be medic
>healing a charging demo
>keep the speed of charging demo the whole time of healing him
>never goes away until i stop healing

Good job volvo
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>>147813648
valve pubs are gone and used for "casual" matches
you'll have to use community servers instead

>>147813665
thanks for the (You)
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>>147813665
>hurr durr there are no normal community servers it's all trading mlp minecraft 32 instant respawn durr

turbo nigger
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>>147813484
>sniper never refers to you as his spotter in the lines where he talks directly to you
missed opportunity desu, still golden though
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>>147813741
It's still weird that they're self-aware
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>>147813778
They've always had some self-aware lines.
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>>147813809
Yeah but they've never talked directly to the player before
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>>147813735
then name some of these great populated servers without shitty plug-ins, more than 1-2 maps, 32 players, instant respawn
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>>147813673
To me that's the most amazing part of this update
It takes so little playtesting to realise that's a thing and patch it but it's still there
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>>147813809
never to this extent though, it's been toungue in cheek
>this map ain't big enough for the two of us
>go ahead, ragequit, I dare ya
>see you in five minutes
etc.
Never
>good job, you: the player, we make a good team
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>>147813484
>all these curses and swears
What?
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>>147813735
Fuck off shill I won't use your shitty server even if you paid me too.
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>>147813851
Learn to use the filters you gigantic retarded turbo nigger.
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I'll have about 70€, what items should I buy and sell later for a higher price?
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>>147813883
Things like ass and damn have always been fair game.
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>>147813673
wait, so not only did all the mediguns get the target speed matching, they also got the demo charge matching? tell me they don't also let you bomb jump with your targets
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>>147813932
All this bitch-ery, though.
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>>147813908
???

this post does not include any names of decent community servers, even though I asked you to name some
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>solo que
>team is consisted with pyro, engineer, spy, medic, heavy
>glhf
Competitive indeed
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>>147813703
welp

this may be the end of tf2 for me

community servers are terrible

>constant circlejerk between regulars
>admins kick you for being mean
>reserved slots
>premium features
>class limits
>retarded balance changes
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>win 5 comps in a row
>not a single one is saved
>lose once
>its saved

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>147813969
The game's rated M, they could be throwing F-bombs if they wanted to
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>>147814035
>glhf
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i didnt get any fucking xp
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>>147813995
>waaa waaa spoonfeed me waaa
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>mfw pubstompers getting BTFO
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why can i change my viewmodel fov or remove viewmodel anymore
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>Casual matchmaking has random crits

I'm fucking done.
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>Bored while waiting for a pub
>see the dumb floating emblem
>click on it for shits and giggles
>IT FLIPS
10/10 UPDATE
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>>147814109
still no names of decent community servers
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>>147814120
You have to restart game.
MM fuck up your viewmodel
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Is this ugly ass hat still ridiculously popular?
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>>147814147
play comp then you fucking scrub
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I have a question. Are competitive servers sv_pure 2? They should be if they aren't.

I've found that most people are surprisingly honest in pub games and aren't actively cheating with sound and texture mods. However, in a competitive environment I fully expect that everybody is going to exploit every little advantage that they can get that won't ban them. I know a bunch of ways to cheat with mods, but I don't do it because I have self respect and pride in my ability to win without cheating.
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>>147813484
>soldier's prayer and songs
holy shit
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i am a white sniper shooting black cyclops hahahahahahaha i love this game
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>>147814270
I've seen LMAOBOX in MM
i don't think valve will care about this matter.
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>>147814270
>cheating with sound and texture mod
What?
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>>147813613
community servers you c u c k
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>>147814213
>dude just play without half of the game's content lol

no
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>>147814197

I think it looks cool!

Could i wear that on a soldier?

to become maximium senpai-chan~ ?
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IT'S AT 52% FOR PYRO HOLY SHIT
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>>147814349
>I doubt valve will care
They've already done at least 2 mass ban waves of people who've used lmaobox in competitive
rip that burning team captain
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>>147814118
I pubstomp but I'm top 10
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>>147814423
It's all class. I think I've got the only strange one.
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>>147814414
I don't know if people saying this are joking or not
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>>147814468
>there are people who don't use blacklist server sites
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crazy idea: group these players up 12 by 12 and put them in those servers
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>>147813253
>good things
performance
6v6 ranks in MM

>bad things
6v6 ranks work a lot like levels rather than skill-based ranks
*long list of things that i dont want to bother typing*
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>>147814167
>waaa waaa spoonfeed me waaa
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>we want the esports audience
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>>147814541
classic /v/
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>>147814528
I only see question marks instead.
What the fuck is going on?
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I don't have the patience to sit through however long a search takes right now, so let me get this straight:

I can't just quick play a single game mode anymore because of 'excludes'?
Presumably, I can't pick a server that's playing the map I want to play either?
And I'll be penalized for leaving fucking casual mode even though it finds new players to fill the slot?

I'd rather this update never even happened. I don't even want to imagine what Halloween is gonna be like this year with this mess.
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>>147814432
Poor heavy didn't stand a chance, did he?
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>>147814648
u are waiting
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>>147814381
-Open sound recorder and record yourself saying "I'M A SPY"
-figure out the name of the spy decloaking sound effect and name your recording after it and place it in the TF2 Sounds directory
-Go only any sv_pure 0 or 1 server (which are basically all of them) and whenever a Spy decloaks behind you you'll hear your "I'M A SPY" from them.

Completely destroys Spy in pubs, but again people actually don't do this for whatever reason.
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>>147813484
Where's medic?
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>>147814528
somebody arrest this man

he's crazy
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>>147814697
>not using MGS's alert sound
disgusting
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>>147814648

185 people nearby playing matchmaking

1356 nearby looking for matchmaking game

1794 empty servers

7-8x as many people waiting as playing with a ton of empty servers

something is completely fucked
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>>147814719
>expecting valve to have all the VAs do stuff at the same time
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>>147814697
How much of a shitter must you be to do this? It's not like decloak sound is hard to hear.
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>9003 empty servers
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>>147813484
>I got a bucket of chicken and I'm here to kick ass and I'm all out of chicken so I lied about the chicken
What's with all the duke nukem quotes
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>>147814820
There's only two
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>>147814747
considering most players should be rank 0, it will be considerably more fucked if the ranks are more diverse
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>>147814719
Dead.

>>147814779
It's for deaf people.
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Is there any good EU community server?
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>>147814746
>>147814779
I don't do it. I did try it once just to see if it were possible a few years ago, but it really is scummy.

Completely expect people to be doing it in comp if comp servers aren't sv_pure 2. sv_pure 2 is the only server setting that completely disallows mods
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>>147814857
no
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If you click your rank badge it matches you faster.
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>>147814619
>more whining
>>
remember 2011 - 2013 when trading was actually fun?
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>>147815007
>there are tons of servers with what you listed!
>alright name a few
>It's not my job to educate you!
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>>147814875
hell I'll be doing this, and i play mainly spy
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Been in queue for 20 minutes

whats happening /tf2g/?
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>be me
>see update on Reddit
>decide to reinstall after about 6 months
>wake up
>C A S U A L leave penalties
>mfw
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>>147815080
>not knowing how to search and filter
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>>147814779
A shitty Sniper main.
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>>147815143
>it's not my job to educate you
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>>147814530
>no clasa limits
>bonk, sandman, vita saw and dangee shield not even touched
>instead of just making the quickfix less ridiculously OP they just buffed the rest of the mediguns
>crit a cola still OP
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>>147815164
>it's your job to spoonfeed me
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>>147815132
if there weren't penalties, people would leave whenever they are losing, making the ranking impossible to work
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>>147815208
>I can't back up my claims
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>>147814875
Nohats mod works so it's probably not sv_pure 2 and let it stay that way
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>>147815238

yes ranking for pubs was a terrible idea
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>>147815132
>reddit
Fuck off
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>>147815245
I'm not that guy you were talking to, lol.
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So is this the end?
i don't have anywhere to go
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>>147815289
great deflection
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>/tf2g/ LITTERALLY bitching about muh casual mode

wow haha I didn't even THINK /tf2g/ would be this pathetic
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>>147815319
But it's true. I dont even know what you 2 retards were discussing.

>>147815304
start playing dota, it's worth it

either that or csgo
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4rt6xq/after_playing_tf2_for_8_years_i_feel_no_desire_to/
Is he right?
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This update is a blessing in disguise.

Community servers will rise up again in popularity because nobody wants to spend 20 minutes waiting in queue for what should be a quick pub match.
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>>147815347
If 'competitive' weren't fucked beyond. I surely wouldn't bitch about casul mode
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>>147815413
Actully ive spent 27 minutes in queue now
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>>147815395
but i don't like dota it make me angry and sad
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what are the conditions to rank up
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>>147815175
i would be happy if instead of all the crazy balances nobody asked for, they just reduced
quick-fix +40 healing bonus to +10% or nothing
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>>147815464
Same and yet i'm 2900 hours into it
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>>147815482
win a lot
dont lose
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post em
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>>147815395
>start playing ASSFAGGOTS
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What's the score at right now I can't check
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>>147815175
The only change to Bonk actually needed is to buff it so Scout can't be pushed back by sentries while under the affect of Bonk.
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>>147815536
The 2 games ive played didnt even give me exp


:)
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>>147815412

game is basically unplayable now beside community servers

comp has 3-4x as many people in que than get to actually play the game

casual is horrible with almost as bad wait times, stomps that are worse than in old pubs and now no one can leave when you get stuck in a 1 hour goldrush game
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>>147815536
>already 13 matches

get a life
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>>147815572
did you see "a player has left, it is now safe to leave the match" ?
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>>147815612
>asking /tf2g/ to get a life
How about you fuck off
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>>147815536

>13 matches

how

it just places me in que forever
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I avoided playing solo comp beta like the plague the moment I saw it had the same bullshit lying matchmaking screen as mvm.

I can't believe they'd use the same one for pubs.

Why does valve like this stupid screen? It lies out its ass.

>hmmm lesse there's only 5 billion empty servers and 3000 compatible players... please wait all night to play a single game where your team gets pubstomped.
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>>147815536
>games: 13
Why would you photoshop your comp stats?
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>been put in a que for almost 30 minutes now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH
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So alternate modes don't give XP? I just wasted my time playing on shitty Hightower for nothing.
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>>147815719
You should check your server connection. If your server is down, it still gonna search for no reason at all.
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>>147815719
yeah, at this point you might as well play a hl lobby

though it isn't any less or more cancer, at least you don't have to deal with the shitty tf2center ui
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>>147815839
Not that guy but I can join community servers instantaneously but casual queues are impossible.

Why is this so bad?
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wait so theres a match making rating now? even for casuals?
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>>147815913
I think game is trying to que with 24ppl with similar lvl with similar ping. And judging by 6s que time, I can safely say that there is no hope.
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N E W T A U N T S
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>if one player quits, the match is voided

gg valve
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>want to play payload
>exclude a few other modes
>20 minutes later, still nothing
>include the modes I excluded
>still nothing
>include all the oddball modes, just want to fucking play
>YOU ARE NOW GOING TO: pl_upward
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>Playing OSRS
>Grinding for 91 Rc
>TF2 Updates
>Matchmaking

Wew I guess I won't be able to max my acc in time
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>>147816259
>>Playing OSRS
I'm so sorry
>>
1 leaver = ruined match for 11 players
no fucking way
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>>147816143
The new pyro taunt is the best.
HideInsideWalls/10
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>matchmaker puts me in a server with 130 ping
>one player didn't connect and now we are waiting forever for the game to start
yeah this was a bad idea
see you in overwatch!
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>5 players in the group
>finally find a match after like 15 minutes searching
>win first round
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>>147815703
I'm going to bed so I'll just post the whole thing then
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this medic scout speed thing is gonna totally fuck the 6s meta
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Are they seriously charging for access to competitive?
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Valve believed everyone liked mvm matchmaking because people used it.

What they didn't realise is that people only used it because they HAD to use it. It's a terrible system that should be scrapped.
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>>147816454
>6s meta
>>
>stomp a pub
>no xp earned at all
epic
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/10696329
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>>147815412
>crybaby faggot making blogposts
those type of people are never right.
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>>147816461
only if you don't have steam guard. It's to curb cheaters
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neato my ass
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>>147813484
>i saw their scrim earlier and theyre really bloody good

valve you ruined your own game
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>>147816304
1v1 me in wildy
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>>147815556
Bonk is broken as fuck, like the DR and spycicle it allows the class to completely nullify it's hard counter with minimal downsides. It's banned in pretty much all leagues for this reason
>>
>in mm queue
>can shitpost on 4chan in the meantime
neato
>>
>>147816450
how dumb do you think it is for the ranks to be a level up system, instead of starting with no rank and being given one after a few matches
>>
is strange graybanns worth more than 2,20
>>
>>147816461
you can call it paywall
you can call it phonewall
would you rather buy a phone from the 21st century or pay 10 bucks
>>
Is this the waiting update?
>>
>>147814779
someone who listens to music

>>147815175
>bonk
>op

>>147816143
>axtinguisher name
my sides
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ru277/so_this_subreddit_can_calm_down_i_made_a_quick/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ru277/so_this_subreddit_can_calm_down_i_made_a_quick/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ru277/so_this_subreddit_can_calm_down_i_made_a_quick/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ru277/so_this_subreddit_can_calm_down_i_made_a_quick/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4ru277/so_this_subreddit_can_calm_down_i_made_a_quick/
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What a lying piece of shit.
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>>147816587
You can't hurt anybody while under the affect of Bonk and you can't even capture either.
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>tfw Competitive feels more casual than the actual casual mode.
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>>147816738
>brony faggot
of course they let this sort of subhuman work on the game
>>
>first game of casual
>wait over 10 minutes for a server
>enemy team is down 2 players when we start
>my team has an aimbotting sniper
>can't votekick him because it's disabled
>enemy team can't leave or they get a penalty

Really fucking neato
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>>147816738
>Rainbow Dash avatar
>Even remotely associating yourself with pony garbage
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>>147816737
Robin "big picture" walker
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>>147816857
best horse
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>>147816726
>listening to music while a playing a game which relies heavily on your ability to hear shit
>>
>win casual match
>it didn't count
>win ranked match
>it didn't count
?
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>>147816903
>having shit taste
her episodes are absolutely shit-tier
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>>147816381
>overwatch comes out
>tf2 and LoL shoot themselves in the head trying to "keep up"
>>
>>147816903
>>147816948

>>>/mlp/

no wait a better place for you

>>>/trash/
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>>147816903
>>147816948
>>147816953
>>>/mlp/
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>>147816948
>>
Hey do you want a eu community server? 94.23.68.246:27200
>>
>>147816726
It's not OP but it is broken like the Darwin danger shield and vita saw because it adversely affects the flow of the game by allowing scout instant invulnerability.

There's nothing to stop a scout from popping a bonk, running behind the enemy team taking 0 damage and flanking with no punishment. If the enemy team focuses on the scout then the other team will cap, if the enemy team focuses on the other team the scout can easily run up and destroy the enemy team or enemy medic. If the team splits up then you have to prioritize which tream your medic will follow. There is no downside to using bonk besides not having a secondary
>>
>>147816985
>>147816994
>>147817012
>all this salt
six years
>>
>>147816726
I got the axtinguisher off the market and I'm planning to resell it once it gets an invevitable buff
don't judge
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reminder valve just killed tf2
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>>147816903
that is not pink cocaine or fancy bitch
>>
>>147817134
It was already dead, they just buried the corpse that was rotting
>>
>>147817134
>tf2 is dead
xD
>>
>>147817025
Personally, I don't think that the DDS is that bad. If you're at any distance that matters, headshot the fucker, duck, pull out your smg and shoot him once. Or you could just have a scout or a heavy plink him for 8 damage.

And in that case, if the scout gets focused, his team is a player down when the other team kills him and moves in. Plus, not having a pistol or the winger is huge.
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>>147817025
>danger shield
>broken
Yeah only if you're a bad sniper
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>>147817198
If this update is where tf2 is heading. It might be.
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>>147816948
>>
>>147817292
>who wants to be a millionaire
ew
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>>147817292
>MAN-COLTER
sounds fucking hardcore
>>
>>147817252
xd
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10695926
>>147816857
gaben watches my little pony.
not even kidding.
>>147816860
he isnt in the TF team since a few years ago anyway.
>>
>>147817252
>grants absolute victory against 1v1 sniper duel
>not OP
fuck off pleb
>>
is 26dollar from here? What a shitter
>>
>>147817198
considering the fact that it's literally unplayable at the moment, yes.
>>
>>147817408
I want to choose both no classlimits in 6s and 6s being fucked when someone leaves the game

i'll pick the latter though
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>>147816948
>>
>>147817043
>having (you) autism

six years
>>
how much of this update is b4nnys fault?
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>Before
>"Yo wanna pub?"
>"Sure lad lets go"
>Open server browser
>Pick a valve payload server
>kick randoms to make room for your boys
>fun fun fun

>Now
>"Yo wanna pub?"
>"Sure I guess, not really because my hud's broken but yeah"
>Queue up with your boys
>Go do something else
>Get in a server 40 minutes later
>People trying their fucking hearts out because MUH STATS MUHFUGGA MUH LEVELS
>Can't kick anyone
>Can't even leave the server (whoops match, servers don't exist anymore) because if i do Valve will send a SWAT team to my place and arrest me for being a toxic anti-fun leaver

nobody wanted this
>>
>>147817593
>the mlp of anime
>>
viewmodels make me cry
>>
>>147817232
Still, it is very broken imo. It really needs a downside besides not having a pistol. Granted it might not hve the raw all round versatility of the pistol, but like the razorback and dds, with the loss of firepower you gain something that is incredibly game breaking.

If i had to put a downside on it I'd say that maybe have it so that once you absorb a certain amount of damage the effect wears off so there is a way to counter it and scouts just can't rush in without any repercussions, they'd have to plan out what they intend to do beforehand
>>
What's this about volvo wanting your phone number?
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>>147817437
>see snipers with dangershield
>bodyshot them once really quick so they're on my even ground where the headshot counts
>follow up with headshot
Its cheap but they played it for having that shield on. You wouldn't believe how many get pissed from it.
>>
>>147817727
how old are you?
>>
>>147817738
I thought it was rainbows :|
>>
what did b4nny say about the update
>>
does competetive score really not save when someone quits

this is beyond retarded

why couldnt they just copy what they did with csgo instead
>>
>>147817806
I'm the youngest child ever

>>147817734
>tfw you created this meme
>>
>>147817734
THIS
H
I
S
>>
>>147817734
Something being popular does not make it the mlp of anything.
>>
>>147817734
Fuck i love jojo but this is true

>I'm so cool and quirky for liking this MANIME XD! I'm not like all the other losers who like naruto and SOA XD
>>
>>147817905
tell that to /v/
>>
>>147817790
If you're playing with newbie you can. But if you're playing somewhat decent player. You won't have a chance.
>>
the worst of all
is
the
forced fov

that needs to be gone
>>
>>147817734
>/mlp/ being mad over superior things being posted

top wew
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>>147817734
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>>147817957
>>147817967
lol
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>first ever game of casual comp has a hacker bragging that we cant vote kick him
>try a second game
>give up after 20min queue
>try again a few hours later
>give up after a 15mins
>try a community server
>only 2 with decent amount of players
>its full of snipers and mic spamming, cant vote kick
>end up getting DC'd from the server anyway
>>
new jojo today
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>rankings and leave penalties for pubs
>forced fov and vanilla graphic settings for pubs

And they are fucking pubs, no competitive environment has no class limits for TF2
>>
I want /mlp/ to fuck off of my General.
>>
>the game I did worse on gave me experience
>the game I did well in did not
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>147817951
THIS
H
I
S
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/MLP/ GET OUT OF MY GENERAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
why valve
>>
>>147818068
>>147818189
the discussion ended 20 minutes ago

fuck off
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>People are still triggered by horses
>People still post horse things outside of /mlp/
stop it.
>>
>>147817517
yeah to be honest as much as i hate class limits, the latter is the worst
the search times are also awful, like 4 times longer than what an actual match lasts
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Can we st/a/y?
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>>147818228
>expecting any generals on /vg/ to not be trash
>>
>9v9 mode dropped

I know that hoghlander is a big meme but i really wanted more than just 6s
>>
>want to try competitive with friend
>sit in queue for 15 minutes
>nothing
>try casual
>same thing
>nothing
all the ui is fucking buggy too
back to overwatch lol
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>>147818329
>tfw your home generals pretty cozy but its dead as fuck
>>
>>147818398
you probably take less time to start 6v6 by just playing tf2center lmao
the community always does it better desu
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what is this, brexit? haha
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Let's do this again. Post YFW this update
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Why the fuck am I not ranking?
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>>147818467
>team pyro (your side)
>>
this is the opposite of csgo matchmaking
wait 45 minutes to play for 5
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Why is degroot keep best map?
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so to lighten the discussion from
>TF2 DED
and offtopic shitting, what kind of guns would you hope for, looks or statwise?
Personally would like a riot type shotgun with a pistol grip, all we have now are either cut down or full length, closest we come to a short one are either the panic attack or widowmaker
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>>147818551
Doesn't matter at this point. Heavy is gonna lose..
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>>147818667
shut the fuck up
>>
b4nny told us there were gonna be new weapons

WHERE'S THE WEAPONS F4GGY
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>>147818531
i want to like it, but
- forced graphic settings
- extremely long wait times
make it really hard to actually play
>>
>>147818698
would you rather I scream
>TF2 IS DEAD BUT I'M STILL PLAYING IT AND BITCHING
like the other 50 faggots contributing nothing?
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>Some guy leaves the match
>Don't get any xp for winning

T-Thanks Valve
>>
I miss the old b4nye, straight from the scrims b4nye.
Airpipe the scouts b4nye, set on his dam b4nye.
I hate the new b4nye, the bad mood b4nye.
The always rude b4nye, spaz in the streams b4nye.
I miss the sweet b4nye, chop up their teams b4nye.
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet b4nye.
See I invented b4nye, it wasn't any b4nyes.
And now I look and look around and there's so many b4nyes.
I used to love b4nye, I used to love b4nye.
I even had the signed scatter, I thought I was b4nye.
What if b4nye made a video, about b4nye?
Called "I Miss The Old b4nye," man that would be so b4nye.
That's all it was b4nye, we still love b4nye.
And I love you like b4nye loves b4nye.
>>
>>147818826
I'd rather you shut the fuck up and go back to whatever board you crawled out of
>>
if tf2 had ultimates like the overwatch what would the classes's ults be
>>
3 MATCHES WON
NO RANK
?????????????????????
>>
>>147818826
He said shut the fuck up, which translates to shut the fuck up.
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>>147818902
>>147818841
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WHY AM I STILL NOTHING REEE

ALSO WON ANOTHER MATCH BUT SOMEONE LEFT LAST MIN SO IT DIDNT COUNT

REE
>>
>>147818959
BUT HE LEFT BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING LOSING WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
>>
>>147818871
>>147818925
so what wouldn't warrant a
>shut the fuck up
then, you hostile little underage?
>>
>>147819025
just shut the fuck up
>>
>>147819025
I can't believe this guy isn't shutting the fuck up.
>>
>>147815395
Trust me, I have 627 hours on Dota. He doesn't want to play Dota.
>>
>>147819025
shut the fuck up my man
>>
>>147818598
It's the comfiest. You're surrounded with nature and dried blood.
>>
>>147819060
>>147819090
>>147819140
shut the darn up
>>
>>147819025
>still replying
You really need to shut the fuck up
>>
>>147819060
>>147819090
>>147819140
so le funny XD
suddenly all the reddit links make sense
>>
>>147819025
What will it take for you to shut the fuck up
>>
heck off duder
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post your stats
>>
How the fuck do I make a custom game now?
>>
>>147819236
rude
>>
>>147819269
>1 game
nice shoop
>>
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>mfw the scout can now airblast

Honestly, one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen so far in this update.
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>>147819269
:^))))))))))) good game volvo
>>
>>147817437
Shitter detected
Shooting a sniper right before he shoots will fuck up his shot just enough to miss
Again, any decent sniper won't lose to DDS get fucking good mate I hear it'll help
>>
>>147819317
seems fairly situational though
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>>147818667
Already got the airblast, let's go all the way
>>
>>147816259
Those sweet double nats. I never really got into RC. I've always been big on woodcutting and mining
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>Prinny knife cant be used with spy

This sucks dood.
>>
reminder that we dont need new weapons
we just need to rebalance the useless ones to make them interesting
reverted black box nerf when ? they killed that weapon
>>
Are any of you EU's playing the competitive right now?
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>>147819391
>not able to kill sniper that shoots no scope shots
What are you fucking casul?
DDS is bullshit because it grants second chance.
>>
>>147819639
yeah im in a group, but we are full
it takes an illogically long time to load considering theres over 200 people searching NEARBY
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hey buy this guy
>>
>>147819715
>paedophile shit in th trade

naaaaah
>>
>>147819684

I'm playing with a friend. We have become superstitious that there's a certain song you have to listen to get into comp. It has worked every time. Theres 1089 people searching, and 1089 compatible. Something might be wrong....
>>
>>147819786
excuse me '
>>
>>147819838
oh shit i'm sorry
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>people actually voted for Pyro
Hopefully this was a trap to permaban these people from the game.
>>
>>147819869
Sorry for what?
>>
>>147812218
IRON BOMBER SINGLE HANDIDLY WORSE THAN THE PHLOG COULD EVER DREAM OF BEING
HOLY SHIT THIS WEAPON IS AWESOME
>>
>>147819801
it must be a very long song
I've become superstitious that i have to have TF2 open to get into comp
>>
>>147819880
>complaining that pyro will be rebalanced being a bad thing
hopefully you'll suicide when you realize how retarded you are
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>>147815536
:)
>>
>>147819880
i like to play the heavy more and im in team pyro
>>
>>147820004
nice stats

>>147820000
don't be mean
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>>147820000
QUADS

OF

TRUTH
>>
>all comp games i queue for are 12/12 people from my country

why the fuck
it doesnt improve anything and only makes queues even longer
>>
>queue up in tf2
>play 5 matches of ow
>still in the same queue

what's the penalty for leaving an ow quick game btw?
>>
>>147820000
>pyro needs a rebalance
you should suicide
>>
>>147820076
>>>/v/
>>
>"Any option that isn't in TF2 menus has been disabled for matchmaking"
>Undocumented change: Removed viewmodel_fov slider and "hide viewmodel" from Adv. Options
>Now everyone is locked at viewmodel_fov 54
Shaking My Head TBQHWY
>>
they seriously need to decrease the queue time fast

nobody is gonna put up with wait times longer than 2 minutes in the future
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>>147820000
>wanting a shitty, worthless character like Pyro re-balanced when we could have Heavy actually be fun
Nice quads though.

>>147820050
>likes playing Heavy
>in Team Pyro
You're the worst type of person.
>>
>dont win comp mm games unless I get 4+ K/D
>top score on team every game I lose
>spies and snipers every game

how hard are you supposed to have to carry?
>>
tf2center.com is the only way you should be playing tf2 anyway...
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>>147820258
>LITERALLY Overwatch fov
>>
Even ignoring the shit they did to servers, this update was horrible. Sunshine at least was added to the game, but these balance changes are awful. Nerfing Heavy again? Making Spy as fast as Medic? Nerfing the god damn Sleeper and Bison? What the fuck Valve?
>>
>>147820000
Logical post, pretty nice quads, I like you.
>>
>>147820174
I'd give up at this point, the general is one third /v/, one third leddit, and one third miscellaneous faggotry, should probably just take a break for a few days till everyone gets bored and fucks off
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>>147820295
i said i like playing heavy MORE, not that i like playing him

i value the pyro being rebalanced more than the heavy, that is why im in team pyro
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>>147820258
>>
Give us a third and fourth day!
>>
>>147820295
>Heavy
>Fun

Heavy will never be fun because he's a slow piece of shit. The moment you make him not a slow piece of shit he becomes overpowered. Pyro at least can do fun shit like detonator jump.

>le smug animu poster to fit in on the 4chans

the worst type of person desu
>>
>>147820408
super epic post
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>have to wait in queue for more than 15 minutes for a game
>all populated community servers are based in europe and have latency from 150ms up to 500ms with me

l o l
>>
>>147820295
>wanting a shitty, worthless character like Pyro re-balanced
gee, it's almost like people don't want pyro to be shitty and worthless, if only there was some way for him not to be, like re-balancing for example
>>
>>147820452
i know
but for some weapons they still block a considerable part of the screen
specially meeles
>>
>>147820295
>this character is shitty and worthless
>so lets not rebalance him

retard
>>
okay valve, i waited 30 minutes
i don't think im gonna queue up ever again


fun fact: when touch typing with 10 fingers and you put your right index finger on k instead of j and want to type "okay" you type "play"
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heavy is the best class in teamfortress2
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>accidentally disconnect by pressing enter or spacebar or something
>black screen
b r a v a
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THERE ARE 500 COMPATIBLE PLAYERS SEARCHING JUST PUT US IN A MATCH JESUS FUCK
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>>147820497
Thanks friend :^)
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>>147820742
all the servers might be full

think before yelling
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how do I disable weapons skins
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>>147820807
THERE ARE 1000 EMPTY SERVERS YOU FUCK

DONT THINK BEFORE KILLING YOURSELF
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Why the hell i find so many italians on casual MM?
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>>147820807
dumb ass nigga
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I'm gonna do it
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>>147821113
Gl
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>>147820387
>sleeper
>nerfed
Fully charged shots/headshots apply jarate in an area effect, and scoped shots can extinguish teammates, those ain't nerfs
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>>147821113
>giving valve money after this shit update

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>147821113
good luck man
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>>147821113
You won't do it.
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>>147821113
damn
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So a single player ragequits right as their team is about to lose the game and it costs everyone their rank gain? What a shit a system.
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hello friend s
i just like to say i hav return for new update and really like i it
i hope to play with u soon thank u
long live tf2
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Consider the following

There shouldn't have been another War! Update, instead both Pyro and Heavy got their fixes and we shouldn't have started the update off with heavy getting nerfed and pyro getting buffed.
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>Pyro got some new shit during his lifetime
>Heavy got a portable mini med-kit

Damn, i wonder who needs it more.
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>>147821375
obviously pyro because pyro is """""broken""""" and """""needs fixing"""""
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>>147821375
Pyro hasn't gotten a new primary 5 years, heavy got the huo long.
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>>147819271

Yeah, i wanna practice my aim but i fucking cant.
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>>147821449
he is so

he needs his flamethrower removed and a q3a lightning gun
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>>147821449
https://youtu.be/7BFm82SFsYs
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>>147821631
and in reality if he wins, these will not be fixed and instead garbage that doesn't need fixing about him will be
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pyro needs to be put in the fucking furnace
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>>147821521
>the huo long.
fucking wow, that is some game changing meta fucking perfection of game design, heavy sure is spoiled
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the winner of the war is not deleted from the game
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Going to be unboxing 4 of the multiclass crates soon on my trade server and mass crabbing off the ones I don't specifically want. Join up, I'll unbox when we've got sufficient population, crab for the cosmetics, I'll deliver them when they're tradable.

Probably crab off a couple of other things that are tradable today as well.

216.52.143.247:27015
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hey tf2g, give me ideas for some all class unusual clusterfuck loadout
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>>147820338
>tf2center

no thanks
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>>147821805
Compared to fucking pyro yes.
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>>147821923
what's wrong with tf2center

>>147821939
>heavy is spoiled
>he literally got a nerf to the huo-long, natascha, and brass beast in this update
hahaha oh my fucking god lmao pyros
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>>147821339
they're both getting fixes, all the update is deciding is who gets it first
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Is there a reason I'm compatible with 800 players but still can't get in a match?
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>>147821939
pyro had his pub rapey moment of fun with the retarded phlog buff, just got a med fuck buff, you have movement options in addition "go slightly faster while holding x weapon" and airblast has potential, aside from being a walking medkit dispenser heavy has jack shit
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Being a Medic is suffering for stats
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All the heavies primaries are pretty much the same. They barely change his gameplay at all.

His secondaries work like this: use the sandvich if you want to play proper. Use anything else for fucking around.

And his melee essentially boils down to use the GRU or Eviction notice for a speedboost

That's it. The heavy has the most boring assortment of items in the game.
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so, should i get the shortstopper now? the shove sounds kinda fun to mess in maps with cliffs and snipers
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>>147822129
The phlog buff was more of a nerf. Yes, you could no longer backstab the taunting pyro.

But now he no longer heals, so he can't charge in, eat up damage and then taunt to full health anymore. He just dies the second he de-ubers.
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>yfw this update
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>>147822168
Competitive TF2 literally is comp overwatch

>fuck healers for ranking up
>if someone leaves no one gets ranks
>no class limit when there clearly needs to be
>forced viewmodels/fov
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someone mind explaining to me how heavy is "spoiled" compared to pyro?
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>>147822293
yeah but it was a fun pub rape tool while it lasted, last time heavy got one of those it was the tomi and that thing got nerfed into the ground right quick
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so...what exactly makes you rank up? I gained no experience for a loss and a roll, gained experience for playing not that well and then lost experience for another roll. Is it a fucking roll of the dice?
And why is k/d measured? Are they fucking mad?
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>8 fucking thousand empty servers
>Thousands of other players looking for a game
>Still searching
How you fuck up a basic matchmaking system, especially when you already have one completely implemeneted in Dota 2 and can almost literally copy paste it, is beyond me. Only Valve is capable of this level of incompetence.
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>>147822336
>tfw medic main
>two scouts, a spy and a sniper
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>there are people who voted for heavy

weight war when you fat communist bastards
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>>147822882
>there are people who voted for pyro
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>>147822978
>voting for pyro
>people
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>>147821998
so I guess pyro must be spoiled with his flamethrowers doing worse damage than a shotgun blast except for one but only when hitting people in the back, four same primaries he's had for five years, his secondaries that are mainly just slightly tweaked flare guns, and his multitude of useless/reskin melee weapons of which 3 are useful (Powerjack, Bsckscratcher, Homewrecker)
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I haven't opened TF2 yet
Is the update really that bad
Can't be that bad
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>>147823095
Have fun waiting 5 hours for a """"pub""""
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>>147823095
its wonderful
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>>147823095
It's pretty bad but that's just because the servers are still shit from it being day 1 and the obligatory next day "oops shit we fucked up" update from valve isn't out yet, come back in a bit and try again
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>>147823095
Personally, I think that if they separated the new Casual into a true Casual where you play like in any Valve server like before, and a ranked Casual where you get punished just like now, the update would be fine. Lots of interesting changes for each of the classes came with this update.

Also, they need to fix the matchmaking crap. I've only been waiting 5 minutes for a casual match and you can already tell something's wrong.
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>Wanted to try casual to see whats it like
>Takes 45 mins to actually get into a match
>Get steamrolled by the opposite team
>Repeat

Oh man i sure do love this totally quick and faster method of playing on valve servers

I totally don't miss the quickplay and the really long 1 min setup to join no sir ri bob
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>>147823060
the only thing pyro has is
degreaser
shotgun/ >reserve shooter /flare gun
powerjack/backscratcher/homewrecker
>BUT BUT BUT MUH POOR HEAVY

axtinguisher is forever dead
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>people complaining about being in matchmaking for about 20 minutes without finding a server
hah, i remember when it was just 20 minutes
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>all of heavy's miniguns get nerfed into the ground
>but he's spoiled
baka
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>>147823329
He also has two secondaries that provide him the ability to jump and can meme the fuck out of ambushed pocket combos with the third degree.

That's the point. The pyro has 'playstyles'. The heavy is just the heavy.
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>>147823329
I use the axtinguisher and detonator
its fun
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>10-20 Minutes for a CASUAL match

Good job Valve
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level 4 casual

does the waiting time go up with level?
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>>147823512
see >>147823338
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>>147823484
look here nigger are you actually going to imply that heavy will ever be able to change from heavy
because no matter what happens he's still going to be shooting big gun
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where the fuck is the server browser?
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>>147823654
and pyro is still going to be shooting a flamethrower

what's your point?
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>>147823484
>using the third degree
It can be fun but you end up dead and probably worse off than if you just used the backburner

>>147823484
Heavy will always be heavy, his class his a one track idea: big guy is slow but with big gun. What alt play styles can you come up with for heavy?
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>>147823678
find games - community servers
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>>147823678
You find it in community servers
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>>147823769
not him but fat scout exists
steak sandvich and fist unlocks exist
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>pyro can have multiple playstyles, but heavy shouldn't
?
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>this update
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>>147823857
Those aren't alt+playstyles, those are memes, like friendly hoovy.

>>147823896
What's your idea for an alternate heavy playstyle
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>>147823857
Fat Scout, while fun, isn't very consistent. Ambuish Pyro is and so is Combo Pyro.
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>go to steam community home page
>find people
>write teampyro and search
>click individuals
>browse results
>pyro mains
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>>147823896
this is what they are working on
"subclasses" for those that don't have them
shotgun heavy is for fight
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>>147823769
Something in the style of booties in the primary slot to make Fatscout or Food+melee Heavy viable or at least interesting?
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stop shitposting operand
tf2 chat isn't 4chan you faggot
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>>147823986
>Those aren't alt+playstyles, those are memes
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I was honestly optimistic for competitive, but after three games with no-mic or literal children Pyro mains for teammates, who all want to "try out" weapons, I'm sorta disappointed.
>>
scout bully push thou
WATCH OUT NERDS THERES A NEW TOUGH GUY ON THE BLOCK
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>>147824103
how the fuck did you even manage to get three games
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>>147824103
>three games
HOW
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>>147823995
>notice most of the people who support team heavy are non-heavy mains
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>>147824195
Oh yeah, I forgot it was three games in two hours. Two of them were done in like five minutes.
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what do you get for levelling up
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>>147824046
>another melee focused play style
You'll be able to reach soldier speed, maybe demo, but it'll be demoknight 2.0

>>147824062
They are, fat scout and steak sandvich aren't viable like demo knight or combat engie.
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>tf2 is finally dead
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>>147823713
Pyro wasn't shooting flamethrower focused for like 3 fucking years, it was about his wombo combo
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>>147824287
>updated
>wow it's dead

i've been through this cycle plenty of times and you should have gone through it too

the only way out is killing yourself


faggot
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>>147824408
>made everything worse
>wow it's dead

yea senpai
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>>147824484
then why are you still here posting and why are people still playing

as i mentioned already the only way out is killing yourself
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>Accidentally forget to take off CTF for casual matchmaking
>2Fort
>NO TIME LIMIT
>LEAVING GIVES A PENALTY

I should've taken the penalty, but that was Hell.
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Have you guys tried not living in a third world country? I'm getting matched often and frequently.
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>tfw no non-faggot all map vanilla server
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>>147824627
you know its shit posting when they're 6/31
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>>147824627
>kills 6
>deaths 31
are you friendly hoovy?
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>>147824627
6/31
AYY LMAO
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>Play two competitive games
>Wow, this is actually pretty fun
>Wait 10 minutes to join another match
>Player immediately leaves at the start and the game is cancelled
>Wait another 10 minutes to join another game
>Game is immediately cancelled once again
>Finally get into a proper match
>Teamed up with a spy equipped with a kunai who just charges into enemies and we fucking lose

it was going so well
>>
>>147824846
>get two matches
>destroy nerds.exe
>been sitting in lobby for an hour
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How did we go from this...
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>>147824846
wait a week or two until valve figure out something to stop 1 player from ruining the match of 11 players
and until they fix the fucking awful waiting simulator that searching matches is
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>>147824918
To this?
>>
It's possible that tf2 matchmaking algorithm is the same as the dota 2 algorithm and by that I mean that your matches will tend towards a forced 50% win/lose rate >>147824846
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The GUI is just wow, you can check wich classes you used in a match, stats and all. Is pretty awesome, they did a good job.
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>>147824017
They need to give heavy a huge double barrel similar to scouts force-a-nature as a primaru, just with a small speed bonus, a slower reload but more pellets and damage.
Hell, an AA12 style primary would be great, shoot a load of tightspread shots which do good damage because all pellets travel at once with no spinup, but to compensate have reloads so you cant just burn through all your ammo at once.
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im just oh
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>>147824627
does your badge jingle louder or something as it ranks up?
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>>147825140
>49x44
that's not even the thumbnail you just posted the desktop icon
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>>147825140
yeah they got that right
but with most of other quickplay and matchmaking features they just seem to copy-paste CSGO features and make them bad.

>comp Ranks are basically levels that you grind instead of your actual skill
>casual matches banning you if you leave early
>shitload of blocked commands that have their equivalents in CSGO allowed
TF2 devs = csgo devs but NAZI
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>>147825176
im thinking a heavy assault rifle being more mobility seeing how its the one weapon type we don't really have
more shotguns are cool but we have a lot
>>
I know how to circle the waltz with pyro, which he wears at a loss under my feet.
I know how to play chess knight with a floating body scout.
I am able to provoke a spy suicide.
I can reach the hearts of the sniper, the trail of the bride.
I can jump on the demon stickybomb, in the dance of death.
And in a team game I can give all domination over himself, and to win on the last point.
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>>147824627
>6:31
l o l
>>
HOW TO FIX FOV?
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>>147824627
>6:31
>these kinda people get matched quickly
>>
>medics who think kritzkrieg also makes them immune from damage
>brass beast havies who refuse to move
>spy whose only point was backstab on said heavy after whole game
>demoknights

why couldnt valve make your starting rank higher if you played before
why
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>>147825509
Valve's already fixed it for you :^)
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>>147825581
:(
>>
>Capped all 3 points on hydro
>Round 2
>This time enemy capped all 3 points
BUT WE FUCKING LOST
DESPITE THE SCORE BEING 1:1
WHY!?
>>
>>147825278
I have low resolution

>>147825336
Not sure why the level up part is a thing now, maybe they want us to keep playing for something. The thing about casual is that they should gave it another name, because they looks like the Dota 2 matches where you are penalized in non ranked matches. If valve keeps the casual system like it is now, we are going to see less people leaving a match in casual since the system automatically put leavers in a longer queue.
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>>147825135
>dota 2 algorithm
You mean overwatch
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>>147825860
Is it possible that all games do this because forced 50 is the ideal for a "balanced" game?
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>>147825802
i really hope they get inspiration from csgo and not from dota 2 for the TF2 Matchmaking
ranks that represent skill, not grinding
and casual that doesn't force you to stay
its a fucking full valve pub and they force you to stay
wtf
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>>147826063
>you won 4 rounds?
>better slap you against a premade that hasn't lost
>trying to enjoy some pubs with friends?
>AHAHAHAHAHA
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>pubstomp casual mode with 147 points, next best is 90
stats don't get updated and get no progress to level
>>
>Waiting 20 minutes for casual game
>Its DegrootKeep
>The match ends in 4 minutes
>20 more minutes of waiting, yay
>>
what even is the reasoning for a low forced fov
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>>147826347
ur cheating
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>>147826347
because retards don't know how to change their fov higher
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>>147826347
It's because Valve doesn't want people with a brain to have an advantage over shitters that don't know how to open the console.
>>
who /stuck in fresh meat hell/ here
>>
>Keyless crates
So now every single hat ever can be strange or unusual?
>>
>>147826473
>>147826410
force a high fov then?
>>
Honestly, what will eventually happen is Valve will listen to all the people complaining, revert some changes and then /tf2g/ will be back to bitching about usual shit.
>>
Anyone got a link to what's inside the crates?
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>>147826347
I guess if the fov is higher you can see more and some players can't figure out or just won't change the fov settings so they'll be at a "disadvantage".
Honestly thought, I prefer low fov because I already know where to look so I don't really need the extra peripheral vison and I like to think of low fov as having a scope effect which hopefully improves my accuracy.
>>
I'm a Medic main, does that mean I'm harbouring repressed homosexual tendencies that is release when I flow big strong men around, being at their beg and call, being the healut that they all deserve, ready to please them and earn my post-match reward from them

I'm not gay right?
>>
>>147826731
Every time.
There is three shitters that choose Sniper, Spy and Pyro, none of them listen to change.
Choosing Spy should be considered and abandon because that's how useful this god forsaken noob class is.
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#teampyro bros report in :3 *yiffs* :3
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>>147826797
it would be extremely nauseating
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>>147826913
*claps your butt after the match is over*
*cums on you in the shower*
nah
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>>147826942
*perks up ears*
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>>147826942
stop
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>>147826913
No, it just means you enjoy playing the class with the lowest skill requirement whose only job is to babysit.
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>>147826943
>small brain
>>
>37/42 in comp
>15k damage
fuck my life. can't even keep a positive K/D against babies.
I'm just going to claim it's because I pocketed a friend and he threw.
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>>147826942
pyro mains everyone
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>>147826943
UUUU
>>147826856
I think it's everything that's not limited, not distributed (like medals), not promo and not retired.
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Oh, shit, I'm feeling it
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>festive knife is boring
>no good decorated knives
>australium knife is the least shiny and flashy of all of them
>sharp dresser is edgy and autistic
>botkillers look fucking retarded
>no black rose strangifiers

being a spy main is a pain in the hat
>>
>>147826183
Like in dota 2, they might want you not to leave a match. Anyways they are shorter than the ones in dota 2, where you need to stay for 45 minutes that normally is the lenght of a match. You can always search for community servers, i think more will rise since they have an option at the menu to use them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g
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>>147827132
let's force everyone a high fov they might not be used to just so you don't have to get used to a lower one
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>>147827091
>lowest skill requirement
>not soldier
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>>147827270
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Oh, fuck, I'm regretting it

>>147827258
Bleh. Trash
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>>147827270
That geisha super shitty medic hat strange
What's the average waiting time atm?
>>
>>147827363
>what is making it so you can actually change the fov like it was for what 6 years
>>
i bet they'll unlock the fov if reddit whines about it enough

>>147827458
i dont know
sorry
i just wanted to shitpost like you did
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>>147827402
uh no

that's pyro
>>
>>147827406


>>147827437
Waiting time to buy it and unbox it? Took me about 5 seconds
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>>147827402
pyro mains are this fucking delusional.
>>
everyone recognizes me from past comp games because of how much i shittalk everyone
>>
>>147827689
reported for toxicity
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>>147827542
oh you weren't shitposting when you said high fov would be nauseating?
>>
>blu team captures one point in payload
>YOU FAILED

where were you when tf2 died
>>
>>147827751
Loved that Album
>>
*DEAD*(TEAM) Milk | 2K hrs in TF2 #nolife : you are a t2p
*DEAD*(TEAM) Milk | 2K hrs in TF2 #nolife : toxic to play
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>>147827838
>>
>>147827838
call him a cuck
>>
>all these people angry about losing when they cap 1 point or when its 1:1 and yet they lose

git gud scrubs
>>
>want to play an actual casual match for fun
>but still want to earn votes
>get matched into two incredibly unbalanced games
>get stomped both times
THANKS GABE
>>
>>147827762
it probably is for some people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_sickness#Videogame-Related_Motion_Sickness
>>
Why are these servers so fucking garbage? No wonder this game loses to overwatch.
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>>147828024
always relevant
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>>147828039
low fov causes motion sickness

not high fov
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>you can click the medal in the lobby
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Ex-player from a long time ago.

Found out about this new update because of pcgamer's facebook feed, is it worth it coming back?

I remember this being the very first game that completely caught me, and it's degradation made me quit, but apparently this is a good update, at least from what people say.

What does /tf2g/, the real players say?
Should I reinstall?
Is it really as bad as skimming this thread makes it look like?

I left not long from when MvM was introduced.
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>>147828189
are you sure
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>>147828205

That's the one good thing about the update.
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>>147828247
no
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>>147828247
most of the update is fine, but the casual matchmaking might be the worst thing valve has ever done
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>>147828269
yes

source: it's actually fucking painful to play tf2 with such low viewmodel fov, when the game's actual fov is 90

we're not on a console, I shouldn't have to be forced to play with my weapon in my face at the wrong fov
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>>147828321
>but the casual matchmaking
What's that? If you don't mind expanding.
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I'm not seeing what makes this update so bad

Then again all I played was hightower 24/7 objectives turned off anyway
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>>147828407
>I played was hightower 24/7 objectives turned off
it's not like this update would have mattered to a shitter such as yourself
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>>147828406
basically, they added csgo-style matchmaking to TF2. it's fine for competitive, but they made casual valve pub servers use the same system. it tries to match 24 people up to a game that hasn't started yet. therefore, it doesn't work at all. you can't switch teams to mess with people etc, and you also get a temporary ban for leaving the damn games
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>>147812864
Do you use rayshud or any custom hud? It hasn't been updated that I know of, and currently doesnt work with the update
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>they broke the matchmaking so hard that when trying to start search, the button doesn't fucking work
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>play tf2 for years
>overwatch comes out
>fun as fuck, but after a month or so of not playing tf2 start to feel like getting back into it, miss joining a random pub koth map and messing around, and the less toxic/pressure atmosphere that plagues overwatch
>really miss being able to pick my own maps and not be punished for leaving
>TF2 FUCKING ADOPTS AN ALMOST IDENTICAL SYSTEM BUT SOMEHOW WORSE
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>>147828463
I want /v/ to leave
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i've been waiting for an hour with every gamemode selected to get into a damn casual game...
i can't alt-tab to do other things either because being alt-tabbed for too long kicks you out of the search
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so why exactly did the bison need nerfing again

why was spy given additional movement speed when he already has a million get out of jail free cards and his hard counter now can't always catch up to him

why is the shortstop's alt fire so autistic. like not gameplay wise just the animation (or lack thereof) and sound effects.

why is there no discernable difference between comp and casual
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they added a viewmodel option that moves it to the bottom of your screen, out of the way

>>147828357
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>>147828686
literally me
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Hey /tf2g/, I been playing game for a long time now, occasionally buying cosmetics on the market, but as more updates roll in. I realise items and cosmetics will be a important part of this game

Is there a place for TF2 trading and learning the trade of items, betting, trading, selling etc. I play CSGO a lot and is slightly familiar. I hate looking at cooler characters in game, also unlocking crates are gay

Can you help
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>>147827258
Promos are also being uncrated.

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Marxman
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>>147828686
Overwatch is the new hotness
Overwatch didn'tt kill TF2
Valve killed TF2 by trying to play catch-up 5 years after the fact

Its time to let go Anon
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>>147828754
still terrible way to "fix" what wasn't broken

>>147828690
>plays hightower 24/7
>calls anyone /v/
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>>147828910
there is a well-known tradefag here, i think his name is ryuke or something
you should ask him

anc check the OP ffs
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>>147828910
its easier just to hack into people's accunts and take thier items
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tf2 was wayyy too late with this update,
its also poorly executed
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna buy overwatch and never look back
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>still waiting to get into my first """"casual"""" game
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>>147829135
you can play both like any mentally healthy person would do
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Anyone able to actually get into games with the matchmaking?

>>147828407
>>147828690
>hightower
>good
why do all the shitters obsess over that map?
>>
am i mentally healthy
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>>147829135
overwatch is also shit
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>Casual: Play a match of TF2 with other players in a game mode of your choosing
>A game mode of your choosing
>A as is one

You can't select just one game mode to get put in, the minimum selection number is two.

Fuck this. I can't even get matched up after 5 mins of waiting.
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mfw this war
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>>147829262
>why do all the shitters obsess over that map?
le tdm map etc etc
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>>147829286
kinda true, but at least you don't have to wait 30-60 minutes for matches on average (it takes 10-60 seconds in overwatch and none in consecutive matches)
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>>147824552
they arent playing they are sitting in the shitty queue
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>>147829339
I mean that map in particular though.
way back when I actually played that map, people would throw autistic fits when I pushed the cart and won. Only other time that happened was on a 2fort map.
Only difference being that 2fort maps don't have anywhere near as much autism.
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post blizzard hq faces when they see this update
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>TF2 updates
>changes my FOV
>now is nearsighted

Thanks Valve you shit cunts
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>>147828910
backpack.tf
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>>147828586
it takes like 10 seconds to do anything after i press the button
you just have to wait a bit
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>>147829812
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>>147829771
I think the cart pushing was half not wanting the match to end and half dumb faggots parroting a meme to the point of turning into a cult. The ridiculous verticality and relative small size yet openess of the map does make it good for dicking around I suppose, but people take it way too far
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>>147829771
and in 2fort you can only do le epic market gardener kills in the bridge area

i miss when 5cp was somewhat popular in pubs
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>>147827609
Funny guy.
Am i the only one where the bison doesn't hit literally anything unless you go closer than melee range?
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is anyone actually able to find a match? Casual or comp?
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>>147829812
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tf2center is literally 10 times better than valve 6v6 MM, and takes less time
the community does a better job making a lobby system in 3 months in 2013 than valve supposedly "working" on mm since mid-2013
>>147829868
see
>>147820258
>>
I have every series of crate from 1 to 100
is it worth anything
>>
>>147830168
Nope

>7700 players seaching
>8800 empty servers
>>
>>147826943
For you
>>
am i worth anything
>>
>literally cannot play quickplay, been sitting here for five minutes and it won't match me into any games
Incredible, this is truly what we wanted. Thanks, Valve.
>mfw Pyro is up 52-48
I swear to god if Pyrofags win.
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>>147830168
I usually get a game after about 10 minutes (comp in uk) but people keep abandoning.
Think I've been in 7 matches but only 3 of them actually finished
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i wish all these valve-sympathizers would fuck off and die

>"it's good for community servers!"
>"we'll return to the golden age of tf2!"
>"servers will rise to fill the void!"

no, none of those will fucking happen

servers still cost money which mean ads, the playerbase is split between FOUR FUCKING GROUPS with comp casual MM MVM and community servers, using server browser is still a bitch to find anywhere that's vanilla tf2 with adult mods that won't kick you for killing them, and honestly it's 2016 and tons of people have moved on from tf2. this update only pushes more of them away.
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>muh competitive
>fixed viewmodel
>dx9
>still has fps drop issue
>match average ping is 100
Make up your fucking mind valve.
Make it absolute competitive Conditioned like TF2 center or Ugc.
Or just make casul 'matchmaking'
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>>147830428
>five minutes
You gon be waiting longer than that buddy
>>
What's the most broken weapon this update?
Knowing valve they made the enforcer pierce enemy uber on accident
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>>147830548
bring back the tf2g server
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>>147830168
I found a few casual CTF matches, they all ended after one round. It's bullshit.
>>
Im getting MvM flashbacks
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>>147830617
Dead fucking game then. Nobody wanted this. I'm literally just going to fuck off and play Overwatch, it's not the same as TF2 but at least I can play more than one casual Overwatch match per day.
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>>147830618
Quiciebomb Launcher

Let's hope they never nerf it
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>>147830618
>medic got update
>play pug
>roamer can't bomb medic because medics get out of mid with scout unscratched
Well done valve.
>>
>start casual game
>game begins with "Start competition now!"
K.
>>
>one thousand players searching
>one thousand empty servers
>it takes 20 minutes for valve to put 12 of them together
>wait 5 minutes for faglord420 to join
>he leaves
>wait another 20 minutes to find a match again
>faglord420 has connected

Why can't valve just hire a competent developer to handle their games for them?
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>>147830168
It's like release MVM all over again
>>
i duno i really dont feel like spending my friday evening waiting

#overwatch
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>>147830841
>how it's better than stock for setting traps and worse than stock for actually fighting with it
How quick is the charging time?
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>>147830917
At least we could ignore and pretend update never happened.
>>
how does gaining rank work. I just won and lost a small sliver even though I went positive.
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is there any comp mode that isnt 6v6? i havent checked out the new update, but ive always preferred highlander to 6s
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>>147830168

I found a casual match on Hydro that was hilariously reminiscent of 2007.

> Bunch of pubs who had probably never touched Hydro before
> The game has a default 8-minute round time.. per segment of Hydro
> Goes into a 20+ minute stalemate
> Half of the other team leaves
> Game won't fill the empty slots and there's no autobalance
> Have to win two full rounds, so game goes on for at least another 10 minutes even though we're stomping due to it being 12v6

What I find funnier is that there is a penalty for leaving Hydro, as if Hydro was ever a serious map to begin with.
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>>147830961
>Gearbox releases the abortion that is Battleborn, Blizzard completely shuts them down by launching a public Overwatch demo
>Valve actually shot themselves in the foot because Overwatch wasn't already cemented enough
I mean is it coincidence or is Blizzard shelling out hard for Overwatch?
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>>147831037
12v12
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>>147831037
play tf2center
its superior for 6v6 and being able to play other comp modes
valve MM is suffering atm anyway
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>>147830825
Hoping for a fix or just Quickplay back
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Does anyone want to create a big party of players to hopefully speed up matchmaking?
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>we finally have a chance to be rid of the quickplay menace and go back to the golden age of community servers
>community servers are in such a shit state and everyone's become so dependant on it that no one can be expected to quit quickplay cold turkey
they just love dangling hope in front of us just to crush it again
>>
>medic keeps spamming "~~Uber Faked to Enemy~~" in chat
>"uber popped" binds too, ignoring the fact that he has no idea how to time an uber
>keeps stopping healing and trying to arrow me IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FIGHT
>have to keep bombing med so they don't gain advantage because he won't stop fucking dying
I don't think I'll be able to keep a positive K/D for long
or my sanity

Suggestion: add a forfeit option
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>>147831175
They should just accept that Casual MM was a retarded fucking idea that nobody wanted, rescind it back to Quickplay and call it a day.
>>
TF2 is dead
OVERWATCH HAS RISEN
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>>147830974
Like a second
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>>147814165
T H I S
>>
>casul
>matchmaking
Valve, you can't put these 2 words together and hope it would work.
>>
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I PLAY A GAME GODDAMN JUST PUT ME IN A GAME FUCKING VALVE FUCKING STEAM FUCKING FUUUUUUUCK
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>>147831473
This works in CSGO, matchmaking doesn't mean competitive.

Matchmaking is a system to automatically put people together in a server
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>>147831205

see: >>147830548
>>
saw video from teamfortress account while browsing

after skimming this thread it looks like the matchmaking doesn't work and this game is still garbage
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>>147831239
No Casual is a good idea.

Having it replace Quickplay was not
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>it's fortythree years into the future
>life is bleak and miserable
>everyone has testicular cancer from radiactive fallout from WW3, even the women
>but fortunately I finally joined that casual game that I started matchmaking ages ago
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>>147831854
>it's degroot keep
>it ends in less than 5 minutes
gib phone numbers :^)
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why have I been waiting 25 minutes to join a fucking casual game
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>Time to get into a game of Overwatch
>20 seconds like not even 20 seconds and if it is then you get to skirmish while you wait

>Time to get into a game of the new TF2
>20 minutes like maybe even an hour enjoy the loading bar cunt
>>
>never played with a different hud
>never used quick play
>have a long favorites list of competent vanilla, mod, and custom map servers
>last purchase in-game was 2 years ago
>not inhibited by this patch at all

Boy, it must suck to have 0 knowledge of how this game works.
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>>147831018
???
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>>147831913
i wish my computer could play overwatch
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OFFICIAL CLASS POWER RANKINGS

1. Engineer
2. Sniper
3. Scout
4. Soldier
5. Demo
6. Heavy
7. Medic
8. Spy
9. Pyro

Discuss
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>casual and matchmaking have different medals
>don't gain exp from casual matches
am I retarded or does it not give any reward?
>>
>people who say gg and quit after first half of a payload comp

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>147831918
there are actual people who disabled viewmodels all together. I'm kinda glad they got shafted byt his update
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>>147832035
switch demo and soldier and put medic below sniper and it's fine
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>>147831913
I had to wait THREE fucking minutes at which point I lost connection to Blizzard's server. Both games are fucking garbage, gaming is dead, fuck you and fuck everyone in the entire world.
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>PLEASE WAIT: Restoring connection to TF2 coordinator...

HAHAHA, not only does it take forever to do matchmaking, it takes forever to connect to the coordinator that does matchmaking.
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>>147832035
You suck

1. Spy
2. Demo
3. Sniper
4. Medic
5. Scout
6. Soldier
7. Heavy
8. Pyro
9. A hard to open peanut
10. A salty cracker
11 - 98. just fucking piles of dog shit
99. Engineer
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>Underage who all left for Overwatch now crawling back
>Mad the game isn't Overwatch

Pic related: Consider it.
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Remember that b4nny saids that the game will be slowly getting better, with future updates is going to get better, not just this one.

>>147832047
In Dota 2 with the penalizations, it takes like 4 minutes at max to search a playable game, even with people that dont connect. Just wait until the system put the leavers in a longer queue.
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>>147832106
FUCK you too buddy.
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>>147832131
Honestly never happened to me
Its always been either near instant or a minute max with a little skirmish
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>>147831918
>item server is fucked
>medic bombing is impossible in 6s because of dumb update
>engi can get free metal from tele
>hitbox is still not fixed
>for dumb reason quikie got buff
It still fucked you piece of shit.
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>>147832193
>A hard to open peanut above a salty cracker
You fuckup
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>>147832265
>trusting B4nny.
because he works for valve and can also see the future!
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THE ROCKET JUMPER HAS A NEW MODEL
I REPEAT
THE ROCKET JUMPER HAS A NEW MODEL
>>
Can't play anything but community servers and item server is down for me
but other people seem to be playing fine
what is going on
>>
>>147832220
THEY CAN'T CRAWL BACK, TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS OFFICIALLY DEAD.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GLAD. IT'S A VINTAGE PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS BEEN MURDERED AND IT IS TIME TO BURY IT.
>>
>>147832220
>play overwatch
>rampant matchmaking problems make the game subpar
>back to tf2
>they introduce the same exact matchmaking problems and remove quickplay on top of it

Nigga, I was gonna be an idort but in the end, it looks like i'm just and idiot for ever having hope in the first place
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>>147832445
autism alert
>>
>Game still runs like shit
>FPS configs are gutted now

Epic
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>>147832404
same with the sticky jumper
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>>147832035
1.demo
2.soldier
3.sniper
4.scout
5.spy
6.medic
7.engineer
8.heavy
9.pyro
10.OP
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>>147832429
I don't know of anyone that can play official games.
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>>147829456
Because is casual and popular kek, you just need to wait until valve fix this. You can go to reddit to post your ideas well explained because thats the way valve put them in the game faster. /r/csgo suggested that instead of just static pics of the players on the stream, they should show an actual facecam of the players. They added it in a couple of days.
>>
>>147832035
Class effectiveness depends on a lot of different things like the map and composition of both teams.

That being said:

1. Soldier
2. Medic
3. Demo
4. Scout
5. Sniper
6. Engineer
7. Pyro
8. Spy
9. Heavy
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>>147832404
neat
>>
is it too late to cash out now, i haven't played in 6 months and have $500 worth of keys and unusuals
>>
>Plays casual
>Everything is nice except I wait 40 minutes, maybe 30 if I'm lucky to play a 10 minute match.

>Plays competetive
>HIGHEST visual settings, fov set to the point of making me puke, I can't turn off viewmodels and some of them are so large they are blocking half of my screen (Direct Hit worst offender), ALL FPS CONFIGS disabled

Why would I ever play competetive?
>>
>MATCHED CASUAL MODE
>ABANDONING PENALTY
>IT NOW CAN TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO JUST JOIN A VALVE SERVER
LITERALLY NO ONE EVER ASKED FOR THIS
I PLAY COMP AND THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB IN EVERY LEVEL
Just make it like casual mm in csgo
>>
>playing comp gullywash
>lose first round in literally 2 minutes
>go heavy second round
>keep our last point safe for 5+ minutes
>our scouts backcap them so fast they couldn't react
>win the next round the same way

It was so fucking epic
I really love the comp TF2, I just wish it WORKED FULLY
Waiting 30 minutes for a game isn't good and neither is removing quick-play
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>>147832265
i meant people who have no idea theres a second half
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>>147832914
>this low level play
What is this, pub? baka
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Good afternoon
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>join a casual match
>all my settings get turned off
>viewmodels are on, fov is fucked
>the layout's a fucking mess
>takes forever to connect
>enemy team starts leaving
>it's locked in 12v8

>game actually runs worse after the "performance updates"

serious question

for real

like

are they high or just retarded?
>>
Decided to start using the min viewmodels, and once I started playing I realize I've been aiming with the weapon model this WHOLE time.
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Nobody would be angry about this update if they didn't kill off quickplay. The abandoning penalty for fucking casual is terrible which I hope they change, but quickplay has caused so much backlash it's incredible. There's no way Valve won't do something about it. Right?
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>Me and a friend was waiting for a casual match
>20 minutes later we decide to stop it
>he says after a moment that he found an actual official Valve A/D server with Gravel Pit
>we join as soon as possible, no wait, no bullshit
>played four rounds of Gravel Pit before it got switched to Steel
>don't even like Steel but played several rounds on it
>actually, genuinely enjoyed myself

Holy fuck, I never realized that quickplay was a blessing in disguise.
>>
>>147833076
kill yourself
>>
>>147833076
kiss yourself
>>
>>147827330
Thanks for the friday night comfy, anon.
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>>147833179

Hi there

>>147833243

Oh I do <3
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>>147833110
Hopefully just high. Because they can fix it when they sober up.
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>>147831719
a whiny post that says nothing, what's your point?
>servers still cost money which mean ads
servers have gone by donations or disposable income in the past, and not all ads are the unholy game pausing pinion shit
>a buh playerbase split
like it matters there's people playing in different sections? entire games have survived with less of a playerbase than degroot keep averages, and isn't it good that there's a niche for however you want to play?
>server browser is a bitch to find vanilla servers with good mods
and yet it served the game fine for years

I wish these short sighted "the end is nigh" dumb asses would fuck off and die, they're just as bad as the "see look at all these skial servers! whoo server browser" retards. If valve's options have glaring flaws, servers would rise to meet the demand, but they won't because like I said the situation is just TOO fucked for people to be expected hold on that long and valve will revert the change come later today or monday at the latest
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>Thread full of greentext blogposts

Nobody fucking cares lmao
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>>147827330
this was actually the first time I heard propane nightmares
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>>147832803
All legitimate complaints, except minimal viewmodel works in comp.
>>
>>147833589
I think it was for me too

Pendulum fan ever since


Where did the time go?
>>
>game is basically dead in my country
>no community servers
>this year Valve adds official servers to quickplay here
>game is revived, it's always packed
>then they kill the only functioning servers

BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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>>147833795
>>147833171
>>147833110
>>147832803
>>>/tumblr/

fuck off with your blogging
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>>147833836
404
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I'm not sure what to expect

Wish me luck though

>>147833836
>don't talk about the game!
>>>/v/
>>
i wish valve would post their actual algorithm so I could UNDERSTAND why it's taking so fucking long
>>
I had a dream they fixed the update and reverted everything back. Im too scared to check. It was such a nice dream.
>>
>>147828525
That sucks. Thanks for the explanation, I was AFK.
Hopefully they will listen to the complaints, if only because of a decrease in players.
>>
So let me get this straight, I bought the game for full price when the orange box dropped and to play comp I must buy a pass?
WHAT
THE
SHIT
>>
>>147834191
no you don't you fucking illiterate nigger
>>
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>pros are having a shit fit over forced viewmodels
>"I died because the scattergun was in my way guys, I swear it's not because the sniper killed me"
>>
>>147834191
get steam guard you illiterate fuck
>>
can we throw a grenade into valve facilities?
>>
>>147833971
>Talking about the game

You call blog shitposting "talking about the game" ? How new are you? If anything, you're the /v/ fuck

Fucking every update you cunts swarm this general for a week and make it hell

kill yourself
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>>147834191
>LITERALLY illiterate
I'm glad you don't have access to comp
>>
I can't even play the new maps
What the fuck Valve
>>
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>>147833971
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>147834313
please kill yourself for the benefit of humanity
>>
Sometimes I regret getting weapon skins, but that kill counter looks so nice.

I'd get a vanilla strange if it had that statclock.
>>
>>147817776
Make bonk give knockback vulnerability while the effect is on.
>>
>>147834409
raffel
>>
>>147832914
try tf2center :) its fun too, and going heavy on last is actually a valid strat a lot of good pro players have
i think you have an instinct for comp
>>
>>147834191
>retarded frogposter too dumb to play comp unless he hacks up $10
I'm glad these people won't be able to play with us
>>
>>147833351
>servers have gone by donations or disposable income in the past
in the past when community servers were all that was around

>not all ads are the unholy game pausing pinion shit
yeah some are just straight malicious

>like it matters there's people playing in different sections?
yyyyyyyyyyyeah, it does. it means there's less people available to create a demand for community servers. less people = less servers = less places to go for what you want. the skill level also varies way harder when there's fewer people around

>and yet [server browser] served the game fine for years
yeah when it was the only way to find games. now it's the only way to find furry servers or hat fetishists. as i write this there are F O U R community servers playing steel, and the ones with >5 people playing have unacceptable ping. Wow fucking great! Thank god for Community Servers amirate?
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>>147834409
Hey congrats anon
>orbiting fire too
thats pretty good
>>
>>147834409
>has good fortune and gets an unusual
>tells someone else to kill himselves in the same post

what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking scumbag
>>
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>>147834409
Great job
>>
>>147834409
>Orb fire

It's worthless
>>
>>147834232
good post

>>147834409
holy shit nice
>>
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>>147834460
no

>>147834557
>>147834647
>>147834703
i have played this game for 8 years and this is my first unusual

i am so fucking happy right now i love you so much /tf2g/

>>147834631
sorry for telling a /v/ transplant that you can talk about TEAM FORTRESS 2 in the TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL
>>
>>147834409
>Greentext
Not greentext
>Greentext

And you were calling other people /v/ lmao you toxic fuck piss off back to your containment hole
>>
>>147834409
Congrats anon but you're still a giant faggot, so you can take your fancy hat and fuck off desu.
>>
>>147834740
bruh i can understand your happiness but you ruined it when you started telling other humans to kill themselves because of posts on 4chan

will pay 5 keys to whoever tells me this guys id
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why does it take so long to find a comp or casual match?
>>
>>147834740
If you ever needed a reference to underage posters, here it is
>>
>>147834964
valve's algorithms SUCK
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>>147834740
>i have played this game for 8 years and this is my first unusual
You deserved it anon

It's the greatest feeling to get an item like that, and when it's so unexpected its even better. Good for you fampai.

Wear it with pride
>>
>>147835091
>>147834740
samefag
>>
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>>147834779
>>147834927
>>147834947
>>147834975
>toxic
>don't tell people to kill themselves on 4chan

>>147835091
I will gladly wear it with pride
>>
>>147834539
>in the past when community servers were all that was around
yes and this means they couldn't happen again because?
>yeah some are just straight malicious
And some are just a simple google ad sense thing, or not there at all, cherrypicking works both ways
>yeah, it does. it means there's less people available to create a demand for community servers
Like I said, entire games have survived with tiny populations, even splitting tf2 4-5 ways would still leave each section with a bigger population than norway
>now it's the only way to find furry servers or hat fetishists...Thank god for Community Servers amirate?
Like I've said, which you seem to have ignored, it won't happen because the situation is too dire to last long enough for the supply to meet the demand, i.e. what you mention in your bitching. I'm not saying it would happen, I'm saying that the potential is there, but the transition was too jarring.
>>
will pay 5 keys to whoever provides the id of this shitposter with the unusual
>>
>>147835159
>>>/v/

Seriously
>>
>there are only 6000 people playing tf2 right now
How did valve fuck up this hard
>>
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>>147835140
fag
>>
>going back and forth no problem
>losing, but its still fun
>suddenly half or red team leaves
>easy win
>no satasfaction
>no autoballance
>no exp
nice game blizz
>>
>>147834460
I don't care much for muh trading but I'm intrigued, why does everyone shout raffel? Obviously it'd work on paper, but can you really earn that much more in practice?
>>147835302
>noon on a weekday while people are avoiding it due to nothing working and it still has players
it's a testament to how much this game will survive that it even gets 6000 despite all that
>>
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>>147835302
um
>>
>>147835362
>I have basic knowledge of microsoft paint

congratulations
>>
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>register phone number
>still tells me i am not qualified
>>
>>147835302
>game coordinator half broken
>dead hours
>on a weekday
literally what were you expecting
also steam db says 70k so fuck off and kys
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Post yfw you wait to play a round of tf2
>>
>>147814432

STOP SHITTIESTCLASS.TF2
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>>147835523
i'm just playing on community servers until valve gets their shit together
>>
>>147812374
>elimination of quickplay
>spy speed buff
>qf nerf by giving speed bonus to all mediguns

really, for as much as I wanted matchmaking I wanted it as an addition to normal pubs
Ranked pubs seems redundant, I don't get why they exists.
>>
>>147835458
what
are
these
people
doing
where are they playing?
>>
>havent won a single comp match yet
>>
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should I accept?
>>
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BUG FIX
U
G

F
I
X
>>
Holy moly, playing even as a fresh meat made me realise how bad I am at this game with all my play time. Second thing I realised how bad are pub players if I used to own them.
>>
Anyone elses' matches and experience not getting logged after a game? Just won one and didnt show up in history, nor did i gain any experience from it. I know servers are fucked right now.
>>
>>147835484
it recognizes burner phones idiot
>>
Direct Hit is funnest Soldier primary

Post other fun primaries
>>
>>147835873
wait what did they do this time
>>
>>147836012
Can't hit an enemy more than once now.
>>
>>147836012
The ability to hit multiple times was considered to be a bug. So, they crippled the poor thing.
>>
>>147836012
Fixed a bug causing players to be hit by the same projectile multiple times, causing the damage dealt to vary wildly

aka what the tip for the bison says it does >>147835873
>>
>>147835871
>Terror Watt
>Shit hat

No

Good luck reselling it
>>
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>>147835871
>garbage hat
>garbage effect
>all those keys
>#teampyro
no you dangus
>>
Thank god Pyro is winning, I want my class back.

Why did they even gut combo anyway
>>
>mememakin is still broken
Nice job faggots
>>
>>147836005
stock rocket launcher.
>>
>>147835871
No only quickbuy first gens
>>
>>147815413
I like your optimism. I want to believe.
>>
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so does this update have contracts? Did I pay $10 just to be able to play MM instead of using mixchamp or tf2center?
>>
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>>147836005
NO BRAKES
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>>147836156
>>147836168
>>147836187
i just dont know anymore
>>
>>147836484
What the fuck did you spend $10 on? Are you retarded?
>>
>>147835196
community servers won't happen again because 1) pubs have gotten too used to Quick Play and likely don't even know what the server browser is, not to mention it's way less efficient, and 2) again this isn't pre-2013 tf2 so there literally aren't as many players to create a demand for them as i mentioned in other points (pubs not knowing server browser, people leaving for other games, playerbase being split)

>norway
i assume you're being hyperbolic but m8 that's a retarded comparison even if you're exaggerating. i also never said the game would DIE. with less players to distribute among servers, the skill level is going to vary even fucking harder than in valve pub servers. which, as far as i can tell, was one of the goals with this update.
>>
you only rank up by winning

not by actual skill

way to fucking go valve

THREE YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT
>>
>>147815506
Played two. Lost one. Got about 1/3 of the points I got from the win.
204 and 540
total 744
needed to rank 750
fuck this noise
>>
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>>147836484
LEARN TO FUCKING READ
YOU ONLY NEEDED THE PASS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE NUMBER TO SYNC TO YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT
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>>147836484
>you payed for the pass without even checking what it did
you deserve to have your money stolen by gabe and his jew patrol you fucking retard
>>
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>>147836358
>wanting this failure of a skeleton crew to rebalance your class
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>>147836484
holy shit this nigger is stupid
>>
am i a failure
>>
>>147816970
It's like what happened to Opera and Firefox after Chrome came out all over again.
FML
>>
about 18 months ago i saw a black scottish cyclops in real life at a golden chick (southern fried chicken chain). dude was maybe 55-70, had gray hair, an eyepatch and was wearing a white wifebeater with a blue kilt. his facial structure was vastly similar to the demoman, even having a similar (albeit a tad longer and graying) beard.

i think he ordered catfish
>>
>>147836806
no human you're a nigger
>>
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>>147836484
post your id senpai. I gotta know which idiot to remove from tf2g list
>>
>>147836875
i am white
>>
>>147816970
wh-what did lol do?
>>
>>147836484
I CAME HERE TO CALL YOU FUCKING MORON

YOU FUCKING MORON
>>
>>147837002
you are also ugly - medic
>>
>>147836484
L O L
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>>147836484
>all these illiterate fucks posting today
Holy shit how did you even manage to navigate to this thread if you can't even read what a pass does?
>>
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How is it possible to be so inept at server browsing that you haven't found and favorited at least three servers that are still around.
This is not hard, people, it takes less than a minute to apply filters, refresh the list, sort by map, then go down the list looking for a prospect.
>>
why doesn't my tf2 work
>>
>>147837158
oh
>>
>>147837263
community servers were always cancer. just bring back the slightly less cancer, pub valve servers.
>>
>>147836662
>only 200 points
I went from 0 to 650 in a single match.
Git gud
>>
>>147836652
I mean pubbers on average are retarded, but I have the tiniest sliver of hope that they'd be able to figure out how to read a map name from a list and click, and I still believe there would be enough people to create a demand even with those factors.
>the skill level is going to vary even fucking harder than in valve pub servers.
it's quite impossible to outdo valve servers since the had everything from basically an aimbot in human form to elderly woman mistaking her grandson's steam for google. And the thing with community servers is that after a while an average skill level kind of settles once people stick around and become regulars, so even if it was bad at first it wouldn't be any worse than what we had and would smooth out in the long run. On top of all that I have been agreeing with you this whole time that it won't happen, albeit for different reasons.
fine, denmark, fucking happy?
>>
>>147812218
>Hated quickplay since Uber update
>Somehow hate the casual system even more

Meh, I'm never going to get to play with a community of good players in a 12v12 setting ever again, am I?

At least quickplay (mostly) worked.
>>
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>>147836484
You should ask for a refund with the reason "i'm a fucking retard"
>>
>>147835976
one of my matches did that but it appeared a couple of games later and gave me all the xp, still pretty inconsistent though

>>147836212
>>147836353
>shit hat
literally the best all class hat
>>
>>147836484
i came here to hug you
*hugs you*
>>
>>147837379
>>147836484
Ye, you can ask for refunds on in-game purchases for some reason.
>>
>>147837309
I'm sorry I'm just frustrated I'll never be your friend
>>
>>147837327
Got 204 in a lost match.
Learn to read.
>>
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>>147837263
Because these people need shit handed to them on a silver platter in order to be happy
It's pretty disappointing. Finding a good community server takes work faggots, get used to it
>>
do people genuinely think unusual hats, australium weapons and pink/lime cosmetics look good or they do it just because these things are expensive?
>>
>>147837531
>tf2
>good community

you can continue posting blinis though
>>
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>>147837324
t. helpless noob who joined after valve servers were introduced

Community servers kept this game afloat for several years before quickplay was even a thing, they were literally all that was available, and the game was better back then too.
>>
>>147835458
>>147835502
theres 70k lurking for matches. It tells you how many are playing while its searching and it aint pretty.
>>
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>>147837263
>found and faved several servers I liked
>all gone after leaving for other games
>assume they all died, leave tf2 again
>find them still alive and well today while browsing the browser
apparently they just fucking purge my favorites list from time to time
>>
>>147837705
old meme
>>
>>147837337
wait you were really serious?? ok holy shit dude
you really think tf2, a game with 70k MAX population
>>147835458
is comparable to two countries with populations of 5 million each??
>>
>>147837538
The latter.
>>
>>147821561
console
map mapname

e.g.

map tr_walkway_rc2
or
map jump_beef
>>
NEW THREAD
>>147837542
>>147837542
>>147837542
>>
thread meme count: 8
>>
>>147837752
wait are YOU being serious? it was hyperbole the first time and a joke the second, I'd assume this doesn't need to be spelled out
>>
>>147820158
if you leave too many you get 75% less exp for a while
>>
>>147832780
Be nice and give me something? :)
>>
>>147838048
Do you have any graphs?
>>
>>147837509
>falling for human's cute act
please anon
you should be smarter than this

>you are not me
>i fell for my tf2gfu
don't
>>
>>147838419
no
feel free to take the data. Last thread was 2
>>
>>147824017
just give heavy the option to equip lunchboxes as primaries and you're good to go. How is that hard?
>>
>>147838048
>>147838685
What counts as a meme? Do you count it manually?
>>
>>147834414
Volvo when.
>>
>>147828686
A-are you me?
>>
>>147838879
its just ctrl+f meme
>>
>>147832404
And I've still seen people using it to shoot at enemies today.
>>
>>147837263
I did, they all fucking died, don't feel like going through the effort of finding one that's not 24/7 2fort brony etc.
>>
>>147837639
Community servers were literally all circlejerks
>>
>>147837639
No, someone who was around to watch their favorite servers die and the mass amount of community servers become brony servers with the advent of quickplay.

>game was better back then

yeah no shit
>>
>over 3k hours played
>eventually stop because no one to play with
>hear about this new update
>get all excited, text friends
>they all migrated to ow
>manage to get 2 more people to play with me
>2 hours
>1 game played
valve, you gotta help me here
what pisses me off the most is I really wanted to enjoy ow but it's such a bad game. sure it's shiny and pretty but the maps are terrible, disgusting balancing and no skill needed at all
I'm not giving blizz a cookie for a bad game, specially when they could have done much much better

>>147833675
>>147833589
me too ;-;
>>
>>147825336
i guess but at least we get custom huds
>>
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>>147812218
Well it looks like I might as well wait for the next patch.
>>
>>147825704
speed
>>
>>147828734
Wasn't it just a bugfix where it did too much damage and they're trying to balance it now?
>>
Pass Time is fun, but I feel like there should be a class limit on Scouts, or they should go like Medic speed when they have the jack
>>
>>147828247
Wait until that patch this update (a few times). Then maybe, but for right now no. Valve broke TF2.
>>
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>>147830168
I've been trying last night and some today. I only got into one game. I've given up, I'll try again after the next patch.
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