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Badabing, we're Fedoras edition
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for fish!
>>147793287
REAL LAST TIMELINE: >>147745101
YOU FUCKED UP
I lift for and love this mom, she motivates me to push harder and harder
Reminder that if you like Asgore, Chara or Asriel then that means you can see the better in people, even if their actions may say otherwise.
Just remember to try and see things from their perspective before you judge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPudG22gwuY
xth for spooky spider.
sans
>>147793393
No I didn't, Ness being Sans is not the truth, I denounced it.
>>147793385
and lizard
>>147793518
Yeah!
>>147768296
ghost...?
Tooriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vluBFWv4mE
nice
not really desu today has been pretty shitty already
/utg/ Bad things are happening in my state.
People are dying and it might get worse.
Please post happy images so i can at least go to bed happy.
Please post nice things so i can take my mind off how domestic terrorists have killed in my state.
Robot is best character.
>>147793603
Oh man now I have to try and guess who everyone is
Mettaton
Flowey
Gaster
uhh Undyne?
Is the purple Asgore because of the flowers?
pink is Toriel???
Annoying dog
Tem
Monster kid
heart is Frisk?
ayy
>>147793603
>Don't trip, you idiot
Heh.
Thank you so much, you've absolutely made my night.
>>147793587s-source?
>>147793714
Sure, the bad things won't reach you. Calm, breathe in and out, look at the happy Tem, does it make you feel better?
Hello /utg/! And I'm back to post more adventures and horrible human genocide in Civ 5!
Before starting: Here we have a pic of the fabulous first 5 monster cities + My trusty allied city-state, Bratislava!
Okay! Let's get this mad train going!
IT'S HIP TO ____ BEES
>>147793714
>in my state
Are you talking about the Texas stuff or something else? If the Dallas stuff then yeah its pretty shitty, thankfully no one I know that lives there was involved
>>147793843
You're making me really want to throw down money on Civ so I can do that
>>147793889
cuddle
>>147793889
IT'S HIP TOprotectBEESand their habitats as they are dying at an alarming rate
>>147793795http://namboku.blog96.fc2.com/blog-entry-450.html
Make sure to check out the other stuff in their Undertail tag.
If my Google translation is correct they seem to want to post uncensored pics on e621, but couldn't figure out how to use the site.
>>147793880
That Temmie went for the "MaStAh'S DiGrYEE"
>>147793658
Toriel through the cosmos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Tb5--eiyo
I want to see an animated picture of this.
>>147793935
Unfortunately, Dallas it is.
What terrifies me the most is how organized it was, how coldly it was carried out.
A cop was just shot down and then executed while he was on the ground.
The killer was smooth, cold, they knew what they were doing. And that terrifies me more than any homicidal teens barging into schools.
But enough, i beg you /utg/. Post Asriel.
I like Asriel.
I wanna fuck him and cuddle.
>>147794243
I only have this solo image of Asriel, all of the rest are part of group pictures with frisk mk chara, other characters.
>>147794243
>>147794068
Toriel the Transcended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgAf_U8rXM4
>>147794243
stay safe friendo
>>147794246
Bae~
>>147794243
I have a couple of the little guy.
>>147794243
I don't usually post gote, but I'll make an exception
gote
>>147794591
>>147794068
>>147793658
Not a momfag but I feel like this is the next logical step
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcobSiJOGG8
>>147794243
Damn did it really go down like that? I only heard about it a few mins ago. I only have Asriel pics with other Asgore, I hope thats okay
>>147794591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21AtiWV3TE
Middle Ages Toriel
>>147794829
goatfam and dad are pretty cool as well desu
>>147794914
>>147794829
Thank you for posting Asriel /utg/.
But now my greatest fear is that more radicals will be inspired by this attack.
And if more attacks sprout from this THEN WE MAY FALL DOWN A SLOPE SO DEEP WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CRAWL BACK UP.
It could mean so many things and oh god none of them i want to come to fruition.
>>147794591
Toriel the Educated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqtrEYIalk
>>147794243
I live in Texas too. Heard the news about it but don't know too many specifics.
Edge is my favorite so here you go
>>147795146
i cant wait for anarchy, sounds fun. youre probably making a big deal out of a single incident though. black people are very proud people and yadda yadda they'll tie everything together. youll probably be alright.
>>147795273
Toriel the celt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug
>>147794910
>>147795273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVXMivGU1zE
>>147794829
momfaggotry ain't a bar for entry, fun for all
Ham sandwich
Hey, Spain. Remember that war?
Yep, it's time to restart it!
What, did somebody fart? Where did everyone go?
also how is dick short for richard?
Shouldn't Dick be short for Dickard?
>>147796145
t. avgn
I see what you did there
>>147796145
Sorry I'm watching speedruns with friends over discord and reading TMNT comics on /co/
maybe I'll go look on twitter for art or something
>>147796220
I'm glad someone got it!
>>147796139
They shouldn't have survived the first one!
anyone know what happen to Crybleet? the guy who drew asriel on tumblr and here. did he changed his tumblr adress or something?
>>147796349
Okay cool.
>>147796476
he was just here yesterday drawing requests
>>147796476
He did request yesterday
>>147796490
Sorry about that, i'm aware no one gives a fuck
Posting the correct way to go about the pillow method.
>>147796476
he fell into the CORE and stopped existing. his followers will talk about him sometimes.
When the FUN levels are just right though, he will appear.
>>147796476
he drew me this yesterday
>>147796476
hes dead
>>147796576
lol thanks. lots of help
>>147796551
I wasn't saying that to be mean, I was saying that it would be col to see more art, you don't have to drop everything for us, anon. I am sorry if I came across as negative.
>>147796553
But I sleep on those.
i want an AR app with undertale characters
>>147796738
Stop making me want a tiny desk Tori.
>>147796553
Instructions are not clear enough.
>>147796721
this. i have 5 but they're all for sleeping purposes
>>147796810
>he doesn't have a Shimeji of his favorites
baka desu
>>147796712
Nah man its cool, i'm looking up art as we speak
>>147796553
I still don't understand and that looks like it takes too much effort
I'm glad I can just sit on my foot, wiggle it for two or three minutes, and be done with it
pretty pyjamas
>>147796964
Alright, I am glad I didn't offend. Hey as a side note, where do I get Shimeji's?
>>147797213
From the OP
http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>147796964But I don't like Shimeji, they just aren't a thing I can get into.
>>147797001
>I'm glad I can just sit on my foot, wiggle it for two or three minutes, and be done with it
what?
>>147797265
Oh cool, didn't notice that. Thank you.
>>147796476
im dead
>>147796553
Yeah I'm with >>147796829
Can you explain it a little more clearly
>>147796829
No, seriously, how do I do this?
>>147797603
lololoolol
For those of you who voted in my straw pollJester won
>>147797603
rest in peace
>>147797487
No problenalso I had that whole art thing written out and then my computer shut off and I lost it and now I don't really feel up to going through twitter and getting everything again so i'm just going to it in the morning. Sorry
>>147797276
Shame they can be kinda cute
>>147798279
That's okay, things happen. Your efforts to give us artwork from the outlands (twitter), are appreciated.
>>147797907
oh it looks great geek! im so glad he won
>>147768358
Last one for today.
>>147797907I voted for the Jester. They look great in your style!
goodnight utg
>>147798408
Yessss Thank you so much pumpkin. My night was going so shitty and this is an amazing gift
https://soundcloud.com/user-987004245/help_tale-t-o-g-e-t-h-e-r
Spain was kinda of tough, but they soon surrounded to the power of the Monsters!
Now it's time to a few peaceful years before heading to the next target: The Mongols.
>>147797907
Super cute Jester, Geek! Love it!
>>147798513
>new waterfall
i imagine that if you get enough cities you're going to just start naming them stuff like New New New Home
>>147798984
IT'S NOT THE SAME, ANON.
>>147793287
post charisk
Fuck it my good mood is restored
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmnlA41VMAAfFSp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0n5OsVYAABdJO.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0DQm4VMAAV51k.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0n4jfUkAAWNR2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmitcKDVMAArE3J.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0qQSuVIAAE6Oe.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmzr0wvUMAAv9lZ.jpg:orig
>Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0pTmVUEAAEtT1.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0plRiUkAAVO62.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmyolK-WAAABMVf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmy57WkVIAAK9CQ.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0nAOGUsAE9Ccv.jpg:orig
>Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmxHtRuUsAAUGAh.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmpKTNsVYAAnZq3.jpg:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmX41mpVIAEQg0Q.jpg:orig
>Monster kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmuDAavVIAA0ZlJ.jpg:orig
>Mad Dummy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0p_P5WYAAvbGB.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmxBsD_XgAAdu6F.jpg:orig
>Nicecream guy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmx3LU-UEAE7_e_.jpg:orig
>Papyrus and Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmz6ymQUIAA-NhT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmz7qpRUMAAjp2s.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmrm8sTUkAAFbCA.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmxoGAIUkAAHBKD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0SeHsVMAAQQJV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0R-EiUcAA5eKW.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0HvruVIAAgbjF.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm0RIj3UMAQjsQQ.jpg:orig>>147798374
Never mind! pumpkin being literally perfect has raised my spirits
>>147799258
There is so much and so diverse!
Thank you twitter anon!
>>147799258
Hooray!
>>147799254
how about chara and frisk but in a platonic friendship?
>>147799537
ok too
Also for you people that like goatfisk
>When you angry as fuck but they still laughin
>>147799258
>no flowey today
Eighth city founded (not captured, founded by my own.)
There can't be Undertale without Temmies...
>>147798820
Well... I am playing as Asgore after all. So yes, probably.
Unless you guys have any name suggestion.
>>147799140
It's something
>>147799821
FUCK! Forgot the pic!
Morning, faggots and faguettes.
>>147799782
i haven't seen much flowey on my end either, truly a sad day
You can give one monster the power to reset. They can only do it once, but they can reset to any point they choose, even times before Frisk fell, so long as they were alive at the time.
Who do you give it to?
>>147800090
Asgore.
>>147800090
Gonna have to agree with >>147800127 this
>>147799782
I actually did go looking but I couldn't really find much on twitter. Here some from some other places but its a lot harder to tell how fresh stuff from Tumblr is so sorry if you already have these
http://orig12.deviantart.net/2c82/f/2016/151/5/9/flowey_by_coffeelsb-da4fze0.png
https://65.media.tumblr.com/067c2a6a2e73fe38fcac6b9add572151/tumblr_o9z0cmMXTY1qiqjgfo1_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ed80b32657d8b4a6df5d35fbfc551865/tumblr_o9z25wWgSV1v8ecr4o1_1280.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8620d96db8f8d9e8cb00d32033d4bf5/tumblr_o9wktyQh7M1ugcyvao2_r1_1280.jpg
>>147800090
Asriel so he can go back and talk Chara out of their dumb plan or at least not take their soul which kicks off the whole war thing.
>>147800020
Ayy
>>147800268
>implying Chara wouldn't just bully Asriel into doing it for the sake of godhood
>implying Chara wouldn't adjust for Asriel's eventual rebellion and kill those villagers
>implying the world wouldn't be screwed irrevocably just because you chose the worst possible goat
>>147800268
aw thank you for these floweys!
>>147800127
>>147800204
Same. Glad people think he'd be a plausible candidate.writing a story, this is pretty much the plot
>>147800323
It's deadest hours, isn't it?
>>147800385
This gonna be interesting.Thinking about it, most conflicts can be solved in hindsight. I wonder if Asgore could jump back all the way and prevent the first war, or at least significantly reduce casualties.
>>147800348
thinking about it, it might not even work since Flowey is only Asriel's memories and not his physical body. I guess Asgore then
>>147800385
hyped
>>147800463
It's only the beginning of it, mate.
>>147800268
Oh no those first two are making my heart melt.
>>147800463The pros is he knows when the war happens, why it happens, and maybe he can at the bare minimum stop the barrier from going up. The cons is, he's Asgore and isn't the most creative goat in the pen. Plus its an Undertale story so it can't be too happy.
>>147800385
Oh cool. That story sounds interesting.
It's me
>>147800687Yeah, but at that time he has Gerson and Toriel to rely on.
>>147800268
hnnnnnnnng
ther first two!
too
cute!
>>147800747
Last time actanon was on here they said they were never coming back. I'm not sure what to believe to be honestbut maybe I'm sorta still hoping for that Asgore and Flygon request to be done
>>147800786
And potentially Gastor depending on how far back the war took place. Game isn't too clear on how much time passes between war, Asriel/Chara and Frisk.
>>147800747
great
so you dying was fake, that sucks
>>147800090
sans because he's basically the only competent monster
>>147800952
this guy gets it
there is literally no reason to namefag
just admit that you're an attention whore and leave forever
>>147801020
>>147800952
Sans most likely wasn't alive at any time he could actually do anything worthwhile
>>147800885
I was emotional sometimes. I had two "friends" that were weighing me down and couldn't see that they were massive self-absorbed cunts.I've been busy but don't let your hopes get down anonI love you
>>147800914
I'm xXx-dead-xXx on the inside.
>>147801064mmmmmmmm sounds like you'rebottom text
>>147800889
Well, the war took place so far back that large army tactics and primitive melee weapons were still popular, if the intro is anything to go by, so early Middle Ages at best, but leaning towards ancient times. Give it two, three thousand years.
Chara was 201X. Asriel was probably early to mid 2000s.
Frisk I'm guessing between 100 and 200 years, long enough for most monsters to forget what Toriel or even the human who fell before Frisk looked like.
>>147801125
Could post on your Tumblr
>>147801125
How do we know you're the real actanon?
>>147801125
did you have a falling out with the tumblr charafags or something
>>147801094
never said in the game, and if you assume that then the hypothetical basically boils down to the goats or gerson
gerson would be pretty cool though
>>147801254
Gerson waking up one morning and going from the consummate commander of the armies to a nutball trying to convince everyone that war with the humans will end in disaster would be pretty funny.
>>147799258
thanks twitter anon!
>>147801254
Not going to lie a story about Gerson using his knowledge of the future to protect his friends and his race would be pretty awesome since he wouldn't have as much power as say Asgore or Toriel so he would have to be more clever about how he influenced things
fuck now I want this
>>147801325
this
>>147801173
Post what?
>>147801189
Why would anyone else want to be me.
>>147801214
Just two, the rest still like me. There's still a lot of cool art folks there.
>>147801361
I've seen imposters before. What proof do you have of you actually being act?
>>147801346
Gerson is so old they might have tried this already and he doesn't remember so another reset-loop starts.
>>147801361
Could just post a thing on your Tumblr saying "hey its me!" so we would know for sure
>why would anyone else want to be me
At least one person was faking being you for whatever reason
>>147801346
Well, monsters are fundamentally peaceful people and the war was a very sudden human attack, so he'd have less trouble with his superiors than with the other side.
>>147800952
The most competent? He doesn't get off his ass for anything less than the imminent destruction of reality.
>>147801430
>>147801417
Yeah I guess
>Frisk just tells them about Chara
>he finds Chara first
>just caves her head in with his hammer
Happy ending for everyone!
>>147801346
Yeah, Toriel and Asgore would be kind of boring due to them being in the ruling position and monsters seem pretty keen to follow whatever their rulers do. Gerson would actually have to be clever about it and as shown in the game, especially in the genocide route, he can be pretty clever.
>>147801421
They could at least have chosen a better namefag to impersonate.
>>147801415
>>147801421
I nuked my tumblr but here
http://actanon.tumblr.com/post/147084127539/hi-utg
>>147801537
>>147801346
>>147801325
Well fuck, I think I need to go back to the outline and change everything.The only glaring problem is Gerson isn't a boss monster so he can't absorb a determined soul like Asgore could. I mean, granted, determination and resets are pretty bullshit to begin with so it wouldn't be too big of an asspull...
>>147801532
That might work.
Unrelated, I am immensely triggered that no one ever gets warhammers right.
Those were usually pretty small and ridiculous-looking affairs.
>>147801585
>I nuked my tumblr
Yeah I went through my follow list and saw that...
oh well fuck it I want to believe
>>147801652
Anon.
Any monster can absorb a human soul.
>>147801652
Nah man Asgores my favorite and if you want to do your story about him i'm all for it. I was just taking the chance to do some fun Gerson posting
So, is that one heretical imgur back up yet?
>>147801652
Any monster can absorb human souls, the only thing special about boss monsters is that their souls last long enough after death for humans to potentially absorb them
but like >>147801738 don't feel obligated or anything if you want to do Asgore
>>147801658
It's because a lot of my content had from or was for someone that I no longer am friends with.
>>147801567
yeah I guess they could have gone with Doogle
>>147801847
Let Doogle rest in peace.
crybleat and act delete their tumblrs
frick is still around
lmao
>>147801847
we all know doogle died from cancer though
>>147801891
yeah but Cry came back and now Act is back (still want to believe)
>>147801891
I still don't quite understand why hating on frick is a meme
>>147801916
If that's what you wanna call these threads.
>>147801950
Still want to believe what?
>>147801891
hope they recover their tblr.. :( I missed too much drawings
>>147801950
is frick worth their return though
>>147801975
He's a shit fucking artist and his porn sucks
>>147802041
That its you and not an impostor
>>147802059
>is frick worth their return though
Frick is here regardless
Anyone know who's responsible for pic related?
>>147800687
Warning: Headcanon ahoyWhy are monsters able to write about the power of hybrids and make a drawing of what they look like if it's never happened before? Why would humans stage an ambush and then decide not to exterminate them outright? And even when it's an ambush, how could there be absolutely zero human casualties when common soldiers could accidentally come across the likes of Asgore or Gerson?Determination, that's what. Some human had the ability to turn back time and eventually create what they thought was the best possible ending for all parties involved. The information on hybrids comes from timeline dejavu, where monsters can faintly remember events from previous timelines.
>>147801738
>>147801829
Just bouncing the ideas around cause Gerson would be the more interesting choice than Asgore the more I think about it. Will weigh them against each other. Asgore is more fun to write for me so he might win in the end.
>>147802107
me. im responsible
>>147802115
the stories in waterfall are revisionist history put up by asgore to help spur public opinion toward revenge after asriel died
>>147802115
Fucking save scumming fire emblem players
>>147802059
but I'm a shittier artist and I only write shitposts
>>147802115
>how could there be absolutely zero human casualties when common soldiers could accidentally come across the likes of Asgore or Gerson?
This is actually because monsters are stupidly weak compared to humans. I mean Asgore, Undyne, etc all can be beaten by an 8 year old with a stick.
>>147802224
See: filename.
Is anyone here still into charisk?
>>147802235
>>147802260
Yeah but at least youre not a furfag with a tf fetish that only draws shitty pictures of asriel
>>147802423
Yes some people love it
>>147802423
i dont ship it but i like art of them together
>>147802423
Of course Chara's the narrator inside Frisk's head. Everybody knows that.
IS THIS
WHAT PASSES
FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>147794000
Worlds about to end famalam, the resource war is over the horizon; who do you think is going to get nuked first?
So, all those snail massacre posters: If Toriel really was a nazi, would she bepart of the /ss/?
>>147802423
I do
>>147802464
hey i draw shitty pictures of sans too
>>147802513
>>147802528
>>147802616That artist who I thought was a friend let me into a stash of over 300 charisk pics by themI could deliver these goods
>>147803097
>that Asgore
saved
Some Charafags were putting together an image dump of Chara pics so i'm sure they would be happy to have it
dead thread
post flowe
>>147802464
Transformation is not as bad as the other fetishes I've seen here
>>147803243comfy vore with comfy transformation inducing digest when
>>147803301
doesn't vore already transform the eaten person into shit
>>147803220
I'm drawpiling with another drawanon from here. anyway, nothing in my interest so far to make me post in the discussion
>>147803097
please
>>147803220
flowey-less version, for those creeped outsorry
>>147803404
>People are editing out Flowey now
When will this meme end?
>It's not a phase!
>>147803220
u cant make me ur not my real dad
>>147803442
when we're all just posting blank images
>ctrl-f
>"pap"
>one result
I'm glad I left /utg/
>>147802430
M. Goatman
>>147802270
>>147802115
Don't forget several important factors, like:
The human forces having actual armour, quality weapons, and a shitload of desire to kill the monsters, plus fucking bows acting as insta-kill dealing devices with ranges far beyond the effective range of most monsters.
Given the terminal combat stupidity of most monsters in Undertale, it is entirely likely that the human forces fired two or three volleys of arrows at the unprepared monsters and killed nearly all of them right then and there.
>>147803490
i'm sorry anon. there's only a few skeleposters left.
papyrus is the cutest. i just want to protect his smile.
>>147803490
I don't like spamming him
>>147803490
>left
you just posted though
here, have a pap
Oh hey someone actually drew a swap Asgore I like
>that fucking picture of him punching the shit out of Chara
I laughed
>>147803538
>moe moe kyun Pap
Talk about a blast from the past.
I WANT FRICK TO TF INTO A DEAD BODY
>>147803638
Oh, sorry anon! Dead body isn't covered in the patented MTT transformation kit!
It been a few decades since the last Monsters x Humans war.
After further development of Biology and Medicine, many Monster cities started to build the first modern medical hospitals of the world, dedicated to treat the sick, develop remedies and cures for many diseases and master the art of Healing Magic, booming the life expectation of the exalted population
but for how long will this peace last? Rumors says that the Emperor is investing in a new, revolutionary warfare technology... Something some describe as "flying metal birds"...
>>147803638
why are you so madly in love with him, this level of obsession is worrisome
>>147803638
you know for someone who hates me you sure do cherish that picture
>>147803793
They actually love you. They're just being tsundre. Don't worry about it.
>>147803793
all bullies are tsunderes
all of em
>>147803767
fuck you
>>147803793
die
>>147803793
I like your art frick.
>>147803738
check out them authentic asgore names
does new home still exist now that neo home is a place
seems like people could easily mix those up
>>147803738
>Neo Home
>Grillby's 2.0
Your name game is on point.
>>147803738
>>147803946
>neo home
>not newer home
baka desu
>>147803830
i cant blame him crybleat made an amazing pic
>>147803887
gladly
>>147803910
im sorry
>>147803980
what if he's planning newer neo home and newest home motherfucker
>>147803985
Why are you sorry?
>>147803558
It's not spam if it's Papyrus posting!
hey check it out i'm goteposting
>>147804053
because my art sucks
>>147803985
Speaking of Cry, they appeared last night. I got a cool picture out of it.
>>147804128
delete this
>>147803573
I didn't save it but they also drew Papgore, which is always nice
Spending the quieter season on The Gold Coast with Tori, eating well at the port city of Anvil and enjoying the bucolic paradise of the farmland. Makes me feel pretty chill.
>>147804140
I don't think it sucks.
>>147804141
yeah, i backtracked and saved the requests
i hope he's doing better
>>147804253
anon pls
>>147803980
Newer Home is already a thing.
>>147803946
I tried to name it "New New New Home" But it was too long.
about the name confusion... people will get used to it... eventually...
>>147803963
Thanks! I try.
>>147804037
>Newest Home
I'm actually saving that for the last capital I capture.
>>147804163
nah, i just wanna post some gotes
>>147804176
Oh yeah I saw that, I need to find his twitter account and follow it
>>147804289
I'm serious, I like your art.
>>147804289
From what I hear, he's still pretty down, but I hope he feels better soon.
>>147804104
everything's spam to somebody, gotta spread that love around
>>147804367
If you find it, please link
>>147803534
>using arrows on monsters with bizarre/nonexistent organs
The way monsters get hurt is really weird. It's somehow easier to kill them with an unloaded gun than with a frying pan. Is Frisk is going around shouting BANG BANG and exploding monsters with determination-infused magic bullets? If so, is there a max range for this sort of thing? If someone sniped the goat from over a mile away, would the human's determination still be a factor for damage? Are monsters basically impervious to harm if there's a lack of ill intent (like in the Undyne date)?
I wonder what weapons we'd use if monsters suddenly outpopulated humanity in modern times. Well, besides nuking the hell out of them.
>>147804565
Nevermind, found him
https://twitter.com/Hira_kitchen
>>147804352
do you think the homestuck game will come out before toby creates anything new
>>147804565
>>147804626
Oh I was just about to link that as well
welp
>>147804289
seriously though go away you trash furry faggot
>>147804414
well i appreciate it anon
>>147804793
look i dont have much of a leg to stand on but you know where we are right
>>147804848
You're welcome, frick.
>>147804848
this used to be a general about a game until you asrielfags came in and ruined the joint with your meme fetishes and shitty artwork
pedophile tf loving betamale cuckolds
There she goes.
>>147805080
bring back toriel scat and unironic ectodongs
make /utg/ great again
>>147805080
>asrielfags are cucks
>not fishfags or dadfags
>asrielfags are pedos
>not charafags and friskfags
>betamales
>not all of utg
>>147805170
No bring back old AUs like this kid's dad marrying the bunny innkeeper and getting a stepbrother.
>>147805080
im sorry i ruined /utg/ for you with my weird comedy smut i guess
what the fuck is happening
>>147805473
JUST GO AWAY
STOP RUINING THE GENERAL GODDAMN
>>147805767
Sauce? Cockslut US!Pap helps me sleep at night.
>>147805889
Cockslut? What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? He's just eating ice cream.
Anybody translate this? I need to know if it's him wanting dick or not
>>147805889
https://twitter.com/under_sz64
>>147805675
lol fuck off and let it devolve into sheer oblivion
>>147805080
>Implying the Asrielfags aren't some of the tamest people in the general nowadays.
>Implying the general hasn't always been crazier than the warp.
>>147803220
Flowey you say? Don't mind if I do.
>>147806037
He's eating that icecream way to fast.
After years of constant battle, The Monsters have dominated almost all cities of the "mighty" Mongolians. They armies and navy destroyed by powerful Frigates, and cities bombarded by Artilleries. It looks like there's no hope for humanity, only triumph and victories of the Monster race.
What's your favorite undertale and what is your favorite video game trope?
taking drawing requests I guess
>>147795146
Shit dude, my sister lives in Dallas, this is fucking scary
Have some goats, don't have much solo Asriel
>>147807465
have you ever drawn Alphys
>>147802107
http://custapple.tumblr.com/
He does lewds of like everything vidya
>>147807465
I dare you to draw the most amazing little Asriel you've ever done! The kind that just makes you feel happy inside!
>>147807465
Happy CryBleat
>>147807525
yeah
>>147807465
draw sans laying on the floor feeling like GARBAGE
>>147794978
Source?
>>147807256
Finally, the war against the Mongolians is over. Now there's a lot of clean and renaming to do... Great!
But first, what to do with Genghis Khan here... hmm...
>>147807465
I know you draw a lot of Asriel, but what about Emperor Asgore sitting in his throne?
>>147807465
edgegoat frisk
>>147807465
Mettaton giving Asriel dancing classes.
>>147807564
I am totally not saving that.
>>147807638
>>147807657
https://twitter.com/wraith615/media
>>147807586
>>147807593
yeah no
>>147807638
>>147808326
fuck dropped the image
>>147807689
Asgore being Asgore, mercy the shit out of everyone.
>>147808413
ahhh thank you. your skels are the cutest.
>>147807465
Draw the smallest possible goat couple.
To commemorate the triumph against the Mongolians, The empire founded the ninth city!
Mettaton has been promoted to Fabulous Mayor! If this is a good thing or a bad thing... no one knows for sure.
>>147808537
heh true, just arrest Genghis for life then.
>>147806081
>there's a pic of us chara fucking us paps
>us chara is topping
I never knew I needed this until now
>>147808696
Considering the King Mettaton ending I'm sure the citizens will love the mayor.
We are so dead I long even for shitposting, though I know I will regret it.
Ahem.I WANT TO FEEDTHE GOAT
>>147809140
Don't summon Asvore, anon. I prefer being dead.
>>147809236
Don't worry, I won't summon Asvore.
Did somebody say
>>147809314
You fool! You have doomed us all!
>>147809421
I've been waiting for an opportunity, really.Besides, it's lunchtime over here.
>>147809552
It's lunchtime here too but that's besides the point.I kinda miss Asvore though, he could be funny at times
>>147804645
maybe
>>147799537
buying cute swimsuits for Frisk and Chara
https://youtu.be/Q_TfYdDYrJg?t=8
I think i just found my headcanon for Toriel's voice
>>147809662You do realise that was him, right?
>>147798408
Now that I think about it, I have never seen Underfell Gaster before
>>147810117
Not old enough for my headcanon, given that to me Asgore ought to sound like Iroh.
>>147809140
I want to feed the goat my seed
>>147810204
I like to think that her voice is soft like this though. Then again, Asgore and Toriel are like late middle aged for me.
>>147808413
floating through space
never returning
>>147810245
>not drinking his proto-Asriels
baka desu senpai
>>147810248
Soft, maybe, but deeper. She's goddamn huge!
>>147810501
I like to base it on the sound she makes when she speaks in game, which is actually rather high.
It just fits for me. Plus, the singer's voice is fucking gorgeousCan you believe I found this song on /gif/?
>>147810564You already told me you did.
>>147810603I fucking hate you, Asvore
>>147807689
thats all for today dont really feel like drawing
Morning /utg./.
Or rather noon since I overslept yet again.
>>147811491
it's 9:30 in the evening, I haven't slept in nearly 40 hours
what is this "good morning"
>>147811525
>it's 9:30 in the evening, I haven't slept in nearly 40 hours
Anon is your blood 80% caffeine or something?
>>147811525
48 hours here
how are you holding up
>>147811381
really nice!
>>147811572
im quite sick and lying down or trying to rest makes me panic more and feel worse
ive spent the last 40 hours running between my room and the toilet to throw up every 10 minutes or so
i keep trying to sleep but it hasnt worked yet
>>147811603
help
>>147811873
That sounds awful. Hope you get better anon.
>>147811873
if you manage to sleep, put a bucket or box at the side of your bed next to your head and sleep on your side if you're throwing up.
i dunno if it'll do anything for you, but whenever i get really sick like that i stay in the bathroom for an hour or two. just being there usually makes it all calm down a bit since im not running back and forth
Why are all the anons always sick or suicidal? At this rate it won't be /utg/ that dies but all the posters will.
>>147810501
We would 69
Tenth city founded and...
...I guess Asgore ran out of names...?
>>147811381
OR here and OMG He is just so cute!! Thank you so much!
>>147812445
You could name a city "Aboveground".
>>147811381
get better soon
>>147812445
Did "Ruins" never come up?
>>147812445
Did you make a New Home EX or New Home NEO?
>>147808326
I fell asleep a couple minutes after asking for the source.
Thanks cry.
>>147813076
strangely no, it didn't. Neither did "Home" as well.
>>147812606
umm... Maybe... I'll see.
>>147813184
Well... there is Neo Home... But I'll try to find a place for them.
Also, I had this idea while playing:
>Mod that adds Underfell Asgore as a leader.
>Mod that adds Underswap Queen Toriel as a leader.
>Mod that adds Storyshift King Sans as a leader.
Not sure what abilities or units they would have tho.
>>147813518
>researching Battleships
>opponents are still using caravels and frigates
Geez Gaster has been working hard.
Reminder to knock out all your teeth /utg/
>>147813783
And after this I'm researching Nukes, yeah, Gaster has been working overnight lately, poor guy.
>>147813783
No wonder he decided to throw himself into the Core.
>>147813848
Nah I need my teeth for eating and stuff.
>>147813848
>implying
>>147814006
Why is fish sad?
>>147813954
You'd be surprised what you can accomplish without teeth.
>>147814006Yeah
>>147814346
>You'd be surprised what you can accomplish without teeth.
Pray tell what exactly?
REALinfinity
HOURS
Meanwhile... Sofia gains a new female name.
>nukes in 8 turns-ish
Morning utg
good sleep?
>>147815686
Yes but I had a weird dream where Undyne was giant and wrestled Godzilla.
fuck what happened
why did everyone go back to sleep
>>147816252
seriously whats happening?
is 4chin down for some people?
i'm scared
wow, so many wonders in a single city.
In other news: Nuke tech is ready, production of nukes under way.
>>147816252
I'm still here.Just alt tabbed playing vidya.
>>147816779
What?
>>147817451
the thread slowed down like it ran into a wall about an hour agoi dont care if its still better than other generals, /utg/ is supposed to be alive
fell in love with a goat
>>147817808
This is work hours for most of the english speaking world
the unemployed are probably sleeping because they stay up late
Would you trust Muffet to not embarrass you on school open house night?
>>147818578
No
>>147805260
>Asrielfags actually think memes are true
Retards
>>147810117
At first I didn't agree and thought she sounds too young and peppy but her singing voice is nice and a little deeper. It's alright.
>>147812358
Some already died anon. We're next. God has cursed us for liking this game.
>>147818993
>implying it wasn't Toby who cursed us so he doesn't need to deliver his kickstarter promises
>>147805080
>this used to be a general about a game
hahaha, nice meme
This is it! The (hopefully) last war against the humans has finally started! Let's see what happens!
>>147819221
>researching Penicillin
Build a 100 muhreens for the final strike.
>>147819193
fuck off Asrielfag and take your pedophilia and meme fetishes with you
>>147819221
Asgore better fucking nuke Mecca, I swear to God.
>>147819297
I always did like Civ Logic.
>So you discovered Penicillin, a drug literally created when a scientist fucked off on holiday and forgot to put his samples away. The final component for gunsmcshooteymen.
>>147805080
>>147819307
As someone who was here pre-release and the day of, both here and on /v/: you're completely full of shit. Asrielfags were pure cancer from the moment of creation, and before them momfags were running demo threads into literal shit territory. These threads have NEVER been good. EVER.
>>147818578
School open house night? Like something where parents come over to the school or something?
>>147819560
Says the Asrielfag
why don't you guys just fuck off to the IRC and leave the actual thread to the non-retards
>>147819653
Do you think you're clever.
>>147819791
Sorry I should have said the discord not the IRC.
>>147819850
I understand you're scared of lulls in thread activity because you have nothing else in your life, but this isn't healthy.
>>147819406
You mean like this?
>>147819297
>>147819514
and you know what is the worst part? I'm probably never using the Marine that the Penicillin unlocks, I'm going straight into Mechanized Infantry... after this one tech.
So I toiled a few nights and early mornings to bring about part 2 of that Fish out of water "Well shit, I gote now." fic i've been writing
>>http://pastebin.com/TQwviqEG
Featuring: pie, doctors, hugs, striped shirts, throwing a somewhat medical term into google translate to get a passable name and a little bleating.
>>147819989
Mind linking part 1?
>>147820037
Sure thing friendo
>>http://pastebin.com/ms4F4zvC
>>147819940
>So I told Asgore to fucking nuke Mecca
>And he actually did it
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Punished Asgore, a fallen pacifist.
Still 10/10
>>147819940
STANDING
>>147819940
His kid would be proud.
Hey /utg/
>>147819989
I finished it last night and I just want to say that it was cute and comfy. I'll read the next chapter for sure
>>147811381
nice
>>147807272
Asgore
Power of friendship bullshit is always A+ desu
It still amazes me that some resources, like, living creatures such as Deer, is still usable after being nuked. I guess nature does find a way.
>>147819621
Ja.
>>147807272
4 hours late but I didn't notice it until the dadfag replied.
Mettaton
A plucky band of heroes overcoming a ridiculously strong BBEG using the power of teamwork despite the difficulties, while it's cheesy sometimes it still has some charm.
>>147807465
Same one as last time, draw yourself not being a whiny little bitch anymore, this is getting pathetic.
>>147821439
We hunt the fuckers in PA because despite their repeated suicide by car, they just keep coming back.
Nuclear bombs wouldn't stop them for long.
>>147807272
flowey
when at the end it shows all the people you helped, like in ttyd when they're all cheering you on
>>147821439
Deer are part cockroach. Didn't you know?
>>147822035
wait I changed my mind my favourite thing is when you can fight the protagonist of the previous game in the series
Alright /utg/, I haven't been here in 2-3 weeks. Last time I was here threads were very much uncomfy. Are they comfy again by now?
>>147822727
Well we're in comfy dead hours right now.
>>147822861
I wanna fuck that robot.
>>147822727
things are worse now but ain't that just life.
we manage to hit image limit at the same time as bump limit more often now though.
Mecca is the last city standing that's not under the Underground's flag.
But... there's still a turn back... We can end this war right now and leave them be, so we can focus on scientific development and build a colonize ship to dominate Space.
Or we can just end it right here, by taking the last city.
so? What is it going to be?
>>147822018
>>147822201
Themoreyouknow.png
>>147822959
*spare
REAL
MKID
HOURSTHEME FOR THESE HOURS
https://youtu.be/f-3_pZcFjow
>>147822959
Colonize space and leave them behind.
Outertale ensues.
*MERCY > SPARE
>>147822941
We all do just take caution.
>>147822959
finish them
>>147822861
Yeah I remember dead hours being relatively comfy.
>>147822950
How did it get worse? In what way?
>>147822959
Leave them alive, keep them under your thumb.
Don't let them forget who almost ruled the world.
They will grow strong with hate, and they will provide a true final challenge.at least I hope, I don't know how civ works.
>>147823284
well it's probably better than it has been in a while, we have a fighting game meme, some actual game discussion a while ago but the quality of the general will decrease with time. less people are making content in the threads.
other than that it's the usual shitposting going on.
>>147823401
Probably not. Unless he lets them have more than 1 city.
Unless we move on to Galciv II where the Monster Space Empire faces off against the Dread lords and Human Remnant among other races.
I'd do a Galciv II run with a custom monster civ but I haven't played in ages.
>>147823401
With only one city? I find it hard, but how knows?
figured this vote thingy will be easier with a poll, so here:
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10696995
What are you listening to you niggers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0
>>147807272
Flowey
When the game shows you how your actions affected the world in the end. Usually the little good things you did. Makes you just feel nice.
>>147823825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcOb9zOyAc
>>147807272
Muffet.
I like that you're naming the Fallen.
utg would be a better place withoutactanon
>>147823284
Well as expected things have slowed down a bit, not that this was unexpected but the issue now is if someone tries to shit up a thread it spreads a little further and thicker.
Characterfags are still pushing their terrible meme/fetish/picture repost/all of the above, it's just now they don't get drowned out quite so easily.
The bad bits aren't any worse than they sued to be, it's just new content and meaningful discussion is running slowly.
A few contentfags have stopped making content so we all got sad for a while.
Still, we in Comfy hours now so at least there's that.
>>147823825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7i92KKdwY
I kinda prefer this version than the Soundtrack version desu.
>>147824018
>posts one of the most reposted momfag pics
>bitches about characterfags pushing memes and reposting stuff
the lack of self-awareness is amazing
>>147822861
Stupid sexy Mettaton!
>>147823638
I don't know about the content thing anon. There are less writers now, nearly all of them are dead that's for sure but the only artfags we've lost lately seem to be Dworven and Actanon and even Act was back earlier. They're not as frequent anymore though. We still have a lot of B class doodlers here as well, like myself but that's always been the case.
>>147823825
Fine taste anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE
asriel's soft paws
chara's feet
>>147824645
DELETE THIS
toriel's ears
>>147807272
Alphys
Secret bosses.
>>147823939
Is she still around?
>People responding to the prompt I made hours earlier.
What a pleasant surprise.
>>147807272
Alphys.
I love, love, love, LOVE it when games have that super-secret mega ending path you really gotta work for, or otherwise have a "oh you thought this was the end? think again, sucka" element in play.
Undertale is one, of course, but Cave Story is the king of this.
>>147824921
>tfw they never made one of these for monster kid
>>147803220
REAL FLOWE HOURS WHO THE FUCC UP
>>147824371
>Stupid sexy Mettaton!
Here's some lewd for you.
>>147825059
Don't be rude, man.
>>147825207
DELET!
>>147824921
>>147825116
FLOW!
>>147825395
Post actually good characters.
>>147825395
Good thing he can't actually die!
>>147825584
Rude.
>>147825059
>>147825032
>>147824768
>Alphys.
But I thought lizardfags were a myth!
>>147825116
>>147825717
Don't be rude.
>>147825116
>>147825717
Excellent...
Is there one of these for Mkid too?
>>147825116
>>147825739
Behold!
Lizard!There are couple of us who aren't vorefags, not the most popular character though.
>>147826127
>>147825059
>tfw I did both of those
I never realized how much bullying stuff I made.
>>147825584
Someone posted this fish a few threads back.
I like it a lot.
>>147825584
Undying > Undyne
but both are great.
>>147825116
HAHA TIME FOR FLOWE
>>147826280
Even Asgore gets more art than the lizard, which is a shame because she's a cute.
>>147826997
I'm a botfag but here's some art featuring the lizard.
>>147826939
YOU KNOW IT!
>>147823825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC-pSBJoEVg
>>147825116
i wanna kiss that flower
>>147826997
I said it before but Asgore tends to be either loved or hated by people so he gets a lot more devoted fans then someone like Alphys who isn't as controversial. Gotta wonder if its worth the hate though
anyways heres a fresh Alphys for you from twitter
>>147806081
>Underswap Sans molestation shit
For some reason I can't get mad at this shit, it's drawn too silly looking and besides their Underswap Sans looks more like Doraemon than a shota baby. Sasuga Nippon.
>>147796810
I love my desk Tori.
>>147828075
I want to cut off her arms, legs, and head. Then slowly crush out her cotton puff insides.
>>147828195
same
>you will never kill Toriel in cold blood and become a local hero to the rest of the humans
damn
>>147828195
>>147828283
>>147828397
She is easily the worst character in the game
>>147828283
>local hero
You'd have to be underground dummy to kill her. Even if she's a throne abandoning cunt I doubt the monsters would consider you a hero.
>>147828448
That's not how you spell Asgore.
>>147828519
That's not how you spellSNOWDRAKE
>>147828512
>implying I was talking about the underground
>not the surface
Check yourself
>>147828519
I always find it amusing how fast momfags are to turn on other characterfags when someone insults their favorite. Just like how momfags claim that Sorielfag is clearly actually a Sansfag despite posting almost nothing but Toriel.
You guys really are the worst
>>147828448
>>147828519
>>147828598
that's not how you spellnobody
>>147797651
>>147796829
>>147796829
Ok, I don't get what's so difficult but, still, you lie down in bed facing to the side with your head resting on a pillow and two pillows in the direction that you are facing overlapping each other, wrap one leg around the pillow that acts as the lower body and cuddle the upper pillow, then you go to town in the area in between the two soft pillows.
>>147828713
that's not how you spellme____
>>147828283
>>147828448
>>147828519
>>147828598
>>147828814blooky what are you doing here?
it's 2 am
im drunk as fuck
post cute
>>147828814
Alphys pls go.
>>147828920
>>147828598
>>147828713
>>147828519
>>147828814
that's not how you spellPapyrus
Keep it comfy, guys.
>>147828952
...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697468
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697468
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697468
i just want to know
>>147828952
Woah, even I stopped hating on papyrus a while back. calm down.
>>147828920
>>147828679
I always find it amusing how dadfags think that any slight toward them must be from momfags. Nevermind the fact that a pretty decent portion of /utg/ dislikes Asgore because he's a shitty character.But you're that one dadfag that takes personal offense at everything, so it's really no surprise. It's probably JUST you that does this, actually.
>>147829134
Anon come on that's like asking me to choose between being shot in the gut or being stabbed
>>147829195
I'm not a dadfag
>>147829134
Whichever you like more.
>>147829161
you're the anon with whinodino as his favourite aren't you
>>147829161
>this faggot is still here
no wonder the threads are shit
>>147829134
Anon, here is not worst characters, noone of them.
nice.
>>147828920
>>147829195
We've had polls on this, love. Most people don't entirely hate Asgore, they just hate the baiting.
>>147828920
skels a cute
>>147829567
hugshope your day is going better now
>>147829418
>Whinodino as favourite
If you mean Alphys, no, she's my third favourite, if you bothered to look at the image.
Which I can't blame you for not doing.
>>147829535
I rarely post here, bbut I get your point anon.
>>147829571
Don't bother trying to talk to them, they assume that anyone that disliked Toriel must be a dadfag and that nobody could ever find Toriel shitty or annoying unless they want to fuck Asgore. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if its that one Sorelfag trying to start shit again. Its pretty pathetic but I guess some people really have nothing better to do then shit on other people to make themselves feel better. Its pretty funny when even the other momfags start to turn on them because of how annoying they are though
>>147826997
Asgore is actually cute, though.
Lizard probably smells like fat sweat.
>>147829418
holy shit i thought 'whinodino' was some kind of name for a pokemon, and i pronounced it in my head as winnodinno.
now im laffin. fuck im tired.
>characterfag drama
it's [current year] people when will this shit end
>>147830007
YO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
>>147829806
I'm not gay but I would hug either of those guys anyday.
>>147830091
ain't gay to hug a bro
>>147829978
Asgore has six undigested child corpses in his hollow monster belly
That guy must stank real bad
>>147829978
>not wanting to smell the sweaty lizard
shit taste desu senpai
>>147829951
desu I don't even care about the goats but yeah i'm really starting to get annoyed with the constant baiting. Like momfags use to be cool and just stuck to their own little weird culty circle jerks but now it seems like some kind of fight is always breaking out around them. I just want this thread to go back to being comfy
>>147830091
im not gay but id fuck one of them anyday desu
>>147830269
comfy hours were about ten hours ago
I hope those hours are still comfy anyway
>>147830151
this desui am gay though
i promise it wont be weird or anything
unless you're like, super hot
which lets be honest, you probably are
oh gee...
>>147830269
Are you stupid? Sorielfag is the only one who isn't chill and even then I'm pretty sure he's a sansfag. I don't care about any of the goats but people who can't recognise obvious baiters are irritating me more than the actual baitfags at this point
>>147823825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLvrDRRaftQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7f9JA6YRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T63AC_vEAw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xinlX2VJgvY&list=PLZRnwj74WAQ5-bX1Mal2233X_W8gfpFJ2&index=16
>>147830091
you must not be too secure if you have to mention you're not gay
affection can exist between straight men
>>147830509
>I'm pretty sure he's a sansfag
>>147828679
>Just like how momfags claim that Sorielfag is clearly actually a Sansfag despite posting almost nothing but Toriel.
utg bf when?
>>147830509
hes stated that hes a momfag multiple times when talking to me
>>147830509
The thing is every time a momfag is an asshole people blame Sorielfag. I mean at some point you just have to accept that its not just one guy doing all this crap. I mean sure
>>147830216
>>147829195
might be the Sorielfag but it doesn't stop me from getting annoyed that momfags are always starting shit. Yeah dadfags can be annoying with how they get triggered but at the end of the day its the ones that do nothing but post the same stale bait over and over that are way more annoying.
>>147830685
They just can't accept that any of them are jerks
Good afternoon, UTG. How is your day going so far?
what happened to goatmom?
i havent seen them in a while
damn you guys must not be very bright with this soriel shit huh
oh well I was just popping in a few minutes I'll try again some other day
>>147830791
Massive shooting over where one of my friends are at plus I got woken up to someone trying to break into my house.
Today is gonna be a good day.
>>147830791
i just woke up so its going pretty horribly
>>147830769
>>147830740
>>147830685
Does it even matter what he likes more? The only point to that is just so you know which characterfag group to point the finger at, even though momfags and Sansfags clearly don't support him.
That guy's his own entity.
>>147830949
That sounds really bad, anon. Is your friend alright?
>>147830950
I hope your day will get better as it goes on.
>>147830927
>>147831029
>every momfag that acts like an asshole must actually be the Sorielfag!
Its like a broken record with you guys
>>147831124
yeah the shooting was directed at the police officers so he was finepoor cops though jesus christ
>>147830538
>>147830151
I'm just saying that would be the first assumption you would make if you saw two men hugging in public like that, you would probably think they where gay.
I'm just really sad and lonely to do that, which is why I would do it, that's all. I'm pretty pathetic desu.
>>147830328
k
>>147831029
Sansfags don't support Tumblr yet they get shit, Most Asrielfags denounce Frick and MSPG yet still get shit, The Dadfag that is autistic occasionally denounces himself yet they all get shit collectively. Shut up and take your shitters, it might not be you but they are one of you.
>>147831125
Did you even read my post? I said it doesn't matter if he's a momfag or not because people just want some group to blame for it.
>>147831226Oh no. That actually sounds really bad.
Stop fighting about dumb shit and just accept that literally every character is likable to someone out thereokay Chara is kind of a stretch but they have cute fanart
>>147831349
>The Dadfag that is autistic occasionally denounces himself yet they all get shit collectively>tfw i'm one of the big reasons we get a bad wrap
I wish I wasn't so retarded
>>147831226
>>147831461
its more fucked up when you find out that they actually targeted the cops. Shit is scary
>>147831339
Jesus can you be more insecure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isrF__5gdII
>>147831734
>Stop fighting about dumb shit and just accept that literally every character is likable to someone out there
this desu senpai
it's what gives this game such a long lasting appeal
>>147831734
>Stop fighting about dumb shit and just accept that literally every character is likable to someone out thereThat's why I attempt to post different characters.I don't even know if I have a favorite anymore at this point.
>>147831734
>Eat at all!!
That's some quality engrish right there. Or you know, a really cool commercial for some restaurant named "Al's" or something.
>>147830240
Lizards don't sweat.
>>147832028
>>147831734
>tfw looking at images like these makes me genuinely sad
>tfw we will never have friends
>tfw you will never stop feeling lonely
>>147832384
I don't know what my tastes are anymore, I'm confused about what I should like.
>>147832384
>That's why I attempt to post different characters
This desu senpai
Mettaton's my favorite but I mostly post others from my top 5.
>>147832384
>>147832647
I actually post a lot of the other characters. Really the only character I don't regularly post is Toriel.
>>147832593
>tfw no monster family
feels bad
>>147832548
They try so hard
>>147832384
I only post my favs but I barely post at all. I make more textposts.
>>147832974
Requesting this with Chara's hand edited out
How do I feel less lonely if hugging my pillows doesn't do anything for me anymore? Looking at all these happy characters just makes me feel worse.
There's nothing to comfort eat either.
>>147833372
here ya go
>>147833450
Paint a sad face and hug a Napstapillow?
>>147833372
>>147833372
I tried.
>>147833647
Goat Chara when?
>>147833684
>that obvious squire where you got lazy in paint
shit job 1/10 would not have you edit pics for me in the future
>>147833740
Now.
>>147832974
here you go.
It's something.
>>147833797
Fuck off, paint is all I have.
>>147833838
>still a shitty paint job
Damn it I don't even like this meme but i'm tempted to bust out photoshop and do a not shit job
>>147833893
If you don't have the skill then don't attempt the meme retard
>>147833576
That stops working at a certain point too anon. Thanks for the suggesting though anon.
>>147833821
Now!
>>147830398
nope sorry
>>147834010
Maybe you can stop being such a rude sack of shit?
NOW!
>>147834130
Maybe you can stop being such a fucking pussy. you're editing out a character just to make a different characterfag feel bad and you're really going to call me rude because I said your paint job was shit?
Get some self-awareness or stop trying
Memes aren't cool, any way.
>>147834010
Sorry, you're right, I can't edit for shit, I'm too lazy to even download gimp, but you know what they say, if you want something done, do it yourself, you'll probably do a better job.
>>147834398
>>147832562
she's a lizard monster
and this is a world where skeletons sweat
>>147834398
do you seriously think you can argue with an ULTRA-PRESTIGE MEMELORD like Toriel?
>>147834398
Don't succumb to peer pressure, kids! Memes aren't cool!
Stay in school and help out around the house.
Cummies!
near last for smol gote parents
>>147834726
>tfw I would legit hug toriel and accept her as my mother.
Not even a torielfag but still.
An alien species with no understanding of human culture appears on /utg/ and begins asking questions about Undertale. How do you explain the game to them?
>>147832647
I don't think there's any character I don't post exceptChara, who doesn't count because they aren't a character
>>147834398
Go to meme jail you meme hater.
>>147834880
Small goat parents?
>>147834896
Tell them to play it themselves
>>147834896
Tell them to go ask the Pope.
>>147834896
old indonesian man falls into a place full of goats and skellys and must get out by flirting with everyone
>>147834896
tell them it's a shitty meme game for furry sjws
>>147834896
Tell them that it's a silly game about morality but not as deep as people say.
Oh and there's a robotic David Bowie.
>>147834896
tell them that it's a game about a short lazy skeleton with a flaming eye fighting to save the world despite his depression and apathy and having lost everything he ever loved
Textpost faster.
>>147835202
>aliens don't understand human culture
>bring up semblances of "deep" and david bowie
???
>>147835572
You're not my real dad.
>>147835623
>implying David Bowie wasn't secretly an alien
>>147835572
scrungus
Bepis
Near last for Papyrus!
Near last for ghosts
fell in love with a goat
last for lizard
>>147836451
Damn you. I was prepared.
>>147836512
I was better prepared
now commence shitposting
>>147836684
No. Shitposting is even less cool than memes.
>>147836731
if you don't like shitposting or memes, why would you come here
>>147836802
Pictures andfunposting.
Asriel is literally the worst character. Even Asgore is better.
anon above me is bait
don't respond
>>147836942
he's right though
>>147836942
You're right. Toriel is worse.
>>147836880
he's my least favorite of the main cast if you count him but I wouldn't call any of the characters bad desu
>>147836942
but he's right
>>147836864I thought that said furposting. I was about to kick your ass.
>>147837215
Heavens, no!What is that? Posting furries?
Papyrus' smooth femurs
>>147837215
isn't that posting basically any of the cast that isn't skeletons or robots or ghosts
>>147837328
THE FEMUR BONE CONNECTS TO THE
>>147837404
Technically, but somehow it feels more cancerous.
>>147837484
it's fine as long as they're not erping desu
>>147833450
You gotta stop hugging pillows anon. It doesn't actually make you feel any better. It just keeps the misery up so you can't move on.
>>147837571
Yeah, but that applies to everyone.
>>147837404
there's also humans
>>147837328
Papyrus' silky smoothspaghetti.
>we're still in this shitty thread
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am sexually aroused by anons.
>>147837957
where is the roll call botfag when we need him
>>147837759
and a demon
>>147838038
I'm that guy probably.
roll call and shit!
Roll call time folks!
>>147838038
Here
>>147838351
Lizardfag reporting in
>>147838351
Alphysfag.
>>147838351
Well this>>147838385 is awkward.
Ah well your turn I guess.
>>147838351
everyonefag here
>>147838351
>>147838385
dadfag here
>>147838351
momfag reporting
>>147838546
Sorry, I didn't know you were actually here.
>>147838351
Botfag EX
>>147838351
>>147838385
fellow brother here with a working internet connection.
>>147838351
Floweyfag reporting for duty against the threads postlimit.
>87 unique ips
utg is dying
>>147839016
We've had around that many for a month or so dumbass.
>>147838385
>>147838351
Momfag Three Standing by
>>147839016
Welcome to 2 months ago anon.
>>147839016
thread is 13 hours old, you can rest assured there arent even 87 people in here now.
>>147838351
I just like skeletons and fire and spiders and fish and lizards
>>147837698
Thanks for the advice anon, but what do you recommend I do instead?
>>147839417
>threads lasting 13 hours
DYING
ughghhHAAAHHH (sounds of dying)
>>147839490
Again welcome to 2 months ago dummy.
>>147839490
Stop showing your /vg/ newfaggotry.
Every general that's not a flavor-of-the-month is like this.
>>147839531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9irWYNanm0
>>147838351
That guy who's confused about who he likes and why.
>>147839483
I suggest feeling relief on how silly it all is and how you're actually alright. Then I suggest looking at some nice videos on youtube or listening to music and eating something good.
man if toby ever updated the game with something substantial and we returned to burning through 4 threads a day there'd be oldfags yelling that we're dying for a different reason
>>147831125
I'm not saying it's always Sorielfag, but it's seriously like a 20 in 1 chance it is. Pay attention to the regular momposters, they get on, fawn over her and move on with it to join everyone else in some discussion. It's like clockwork.
>>147840049
this could happen if toby ever gets off his ass and finishes hard mode
too bad it's almost impossible at this point
>>147838351
i want to touch bone.
>>147840115
t. scapegoating momfag
>>147838351
>>147838385
Botfag NEO here
>>147829571
>Most people don't entirely hate Asgore
lol
>>147840415
I don't entirely hate him because he's not worth spending that much effort on
>you will never create anything that someone thinks is worth giving to the pope as a symbolic gesture
beware of the man who speaks in shitposts
>>147840596
What about my 9 year old son?
>>147840948
Not. Worth. Anything!
>>147840948
too ugly
>>147840596
Yeah it just hit me how much that must've grown Tobys ego AGAIN. Can you imagine telling your family that the thing you made was just handed to the fucking POPE as a sign of unity between people.
>>147840948
Is this a pedo joke?
>>147840801
hey thats me
>>147840801
˙˙˙˙˙sʇǝƃ ʇı ɹǝʞɹɐp ʇǝʎ ɹǝʞɹɐp 'ɹǝʞɹɐp
˙˙˙ǝɯıʇ uǝʌǝ ʇou 'ǝɹǝɥ sʇsıxǝ ƃuıɥʇou
˙sʇɹnɥ pıoʌ ǝɥʇ 'dlǝɥ puǝs
˙pıoʌ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇsodʇıɥs ɐ sı sıɥʇ 'ollǝɥ
How would you react if your favourite came up to you one day and revealed to you thatthey converted to islam
>>147838351
>>147838385
Charafag.
>>147841210
I assume he's going to make a joke, possibly involving "I slam" or "is lame".
goddamn do I hate people drawing every character like a moe anime girl
>>147841353
frick?
>>147841353
Well the welcome to hell motherfucker!
It's a bit fucking tense, isn't it?
>>147841969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Du2HDFaFE
You're making it too easy. anon.
>>147841353
Fuck you I'm going to draw the entire cast in the style of K-On
Reminder that MK is black
>>147841559
it's like every artist with a style I find super appealing has to slap goo goo eyes on the most inappropriate characters and replace their personality with anime tropes
>>147842209
NO
>>147842401
i thought we decided he was hispanic?
>>147842487
Well the eyes I can agree with you for the most part but the anime tropes are very in tune with the game.
>>147834962
What? Why do you think that it is Asgore?
>>147842837
probably the hints of blonde on his hair
also we haven't seen any other goat in the game except for Asgore, Asriel and Toriel.
>>147834962
Man, now I want some antics of little Asgore and Toriel before the war that drove them underground
>>147842807
I dunno if Asgore would cry and throw a childish fit before murdering Frisk with 30 tridents because they didn't like his favorite tea
but I guess Sans and Konata are the same exact character, Toby should be sued
finnish this sentance;
____ are the ____ of /utg/
>>147842970
I just think that it is grown-up Asriel and Tori. And she is wearing family robe.
>>147843517
I are the savior of /utg/
>>147843517
(You) are the shitposter of /utg/
>>147843517
Furries are the inhabitants of /utg/
>>147843517
____ ovat ____ on /utg/I don't know finnish, this is what google translate spat out.
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>147844150
how's that slow acting poison treating you
>>147844104
You're supposed to answer it like how a Finn would.
>>147844261
i thought finns couldnt afford internet though
>>147844237
What?
>>147844150
GET BACK IN YOUR CRATE
>>147844150
hi cratie
>>147844342
But I just woke up and it's already 3:30 PM!
>>147844349
Hi!
>>147843517
dadfags are the cancer of /utg/
>>147844621
I went to bed after you and still got up earlier. PATHETIC.
>>147844150
hey crateboy
>>147844621
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT GET BACK IN THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO BUST OUT THE BELT AGAIN
>>147844621
Hi crate.
>>147843517
Goats are the favorites of /utg/
>this mentally challenged crateanon autism is still alive
apply self to kill
>>147838351
dadfag
>>147843517
Goats are the cancer of /utg/.
>>147844704
Sorry ;_;
>>147844730
>>147844853
Hi guys!
which one of you keeps trying to start shit in /co/
every general is terrible ya dingus
>>147844979
>you're still alive
apply self to kill
>>147845071
Why would I go to /co/? It sucks there.
>>147845105
>you're still posting
Apply hand to power button
>>147844805
O-Okay...
>>147844979
just report and ignore it
>>147843537
What? That is clearly a kid Toriel and besides Asriel is a flower on the surface dummy
>>147845071
On what threads?
>>147843517
>>147844104
___ ovat /utg/:n ____
>>147844323
True. I have to cycle really fast on my internet generator to shitpost on 4chan.
>>147845306
So all the Finns I encounter on /int/ are secretly master cyclists?
>>147845306
don't worry I'm sure Putin will hook you up with some more internet after he conquers you
>>147844805I'd watch Crateanon get beaten with a belt desu
I can't believe Alphys set off WWIII after killing a special needs child at an anime convention and absorbing their soul
>>147845105
>abloo bloo people dont like my mongoloid tier meme
your mother should have aborted you, we wouldnt have to suffer your autism here and now
cant even form your own insult
>>147845159
http://imgur.com/QYekVzK
okay now what do i do?
>>147837408
LET BONE
>>147845646put your dick in it
>>147845641
I can't believe Asgore fucking died.
>>147845643
it was just a classic switcheroo post my boy, appreciate the help to get to bump limit though
>>147845641
I can believe it, it's Dr. Alphys Mengele
I can't believe Frisk got arrested for going to a grave and fucking a skeleton.
>>147845641
Pfft did you even watch the OVA?
Everyone knows it was orchestrated by the Ficus licking man.
What main character would you like to see more art of
>>147845857
anon its a power button, there's no holes of sufficient size
>>147846106
Asriel, I think he's extremely underrated and gets disproportionately little art
>>147846106
The slime girl at the hotel lobby. I don't know why. I kind of like her.
>>147846106
Gay fish
>>147845646
>that goofy ass looking hand
I bet you are ugly as shit too.
>>147846106
Main character? Toriel, because she's my favorite.
>>147846106
there's not enough artwork of Sans with his eye glowing and him crying yet being a badass at the same time
>>147846275
im skinny and they're disproportionately small gimme a fuckin break
>>147846106
Asriel.
>>147846106
asriel
>>147838385asrielfag here
>>147846106
lizard
Who is the worst characterfag?
HARDMODE: No Charafags
>>147838385
Charafag present
>>147846106
sans and papyrus. more cute skeleton art is always nice but other characters that don't get a lot of art like alphys would be nice too.
>>147846827
momfags
>>147846827
more like HARDMODE: no (you) or me or whatever meta joke
>>147846827
momfags
>>147846827
me
it's always me
I'm so sorry
>>147846827
Chariskfags.
>>147846827
Oh shit I thought this was another rollcall.
You almost sabotaged me there, anon.
Anyway, spamfags are always the worst.
>Pokemon GO is a mess
>the TF2 update is a mess
>/utg/ is dead
AAAAAAAAA
>>147846827
anti-characterfags
>>147846827
Sorielfag
>>147846827
Aside from Charafags? Momfags.
But like theres a huge powergap between the two.
>>147846318
pfft you think that's bad there isn't nearly enough art with his eye on fire.
>>147847097
what happened with the TF2 update?
>>147847097
>Pokemon GO
I have been living under a Geodude. The fuck is Pokemon GO?
>>147846959
its okay im also the worst
>>147846827
Anonfags
>>147847250
Everybody is the worst desu senpai
>>147846827
I don't really think I could come up with the worst other than the shitters.
>3 votes for momfags
Sheesh. Whatever, though. We got each other if nothing
>>147847369
no its just me and the guy i replied to, we truly are scum that should be publicly gunned down
>>147847525
Go back to your weird cult crap.
>>147846827
Momfags.
>>147847245
There's a general for it.
It's an app where you catch Pokemon IRL.
Works like shit for me since I live in the middle of nowhere.
>>147847097
>the update info page has a Trump reference
[image of bleary eyed staring character here]
>>147847237
Questionable balances and an incredible number of problems connecting to servers. They nerfed Heavy, gave Spy a speed boost, and Scout can shove people if he's got the Shortstop equipped (works similar to Pyro's airblast).
>>147847245
Smartphone app/game, collect Pokemon as you go about your business running errands/going to work/etc. Doesn't work on a lot of phones and is more entertaining for funny pictures than anything else.
>>147847571
Just be a black/cop in the US and it'll happen.
>>147847856
Or white in Germany.
>>147847250
we can't both be the worst, that's not this works
>>147846827
anit-characterfags. stop posting this shit
>>147848154
t. Mom/Charafag
>>147848247
Nope, but good try though
Why are we trying to start shit again?
Just make a new thread and forget this
>>147846106
alphys
she's my fave and the main character with the least art by a good margin
>>147848358
European hours are legit the worst utg hours. I would just come back during late night american hours, much more comfier
>>147848120
what? thats exactly how it works, we're both equally horrid
>>147847603
I've played the part of the sacrificial lamb before, but in the end, I only have control over myself and no one else. I'm cool with all the characterfags, I don't start shit, I abstain from over image posting, but feel free to direct your anger at me. I can take that burden.
all characterfags are equally the worse and should be gassed tbqh
>>147848535
I'M WORSE YOU FUCK
FIGHT ME
>>147848394
>>147846625
Do you guys like AU stuff?
>>147848865
Highly depends on the AU.
>>147848808
oh no i dont want to fight anyone, i'll take second worst
>>147848865
sure I guessfuck Underswap though
I like Chara. Not the canon world-destroying one, but the fandom cute/funny/etc kind.
>>147849138
You can like whatever you like.
>>147848865
It can be alright.
A lot of it is bad, but some are nice, I really like Underfell Alphys in particular. Generally I'll give a pass to most if the art is good.
>>147848865
This >>147848929
Storyshift is one of the better ones from what I've seen of it. Compare to the godawful cringefest of Underfell.
>>147849138
Isn't it easier just to call yourself a Charafag?
>>147849138
Then you don't like Chara.
>>147849231
>>147849273
I just wanted to say I liked Chara, but I didn't want anyone to think I was so autistic; so I had to point out that I knew the "Chara" I like isn't canon.
>>147849260
I actually don't mind Underfell so much outside of the skeletons, who are almost always fetish and cringe shit. Other stuff is usually either just alright aesthetic stuff or lighthearted comedic villainy which is what Underfell is actually good for.
>>147849138
So you're an OCFag. Ok.
>>147848865
Depends on who writes/draws it. I like 'what if' stories more than full-blown AUs though.
N E W B R E A D
E
W
B
R
E
A
D
>>147849396
Basically, yeah.
>>147849480
I wouldn't call fanon Chara an OC. A bastardization of character is closer, I think.
>>147849627
let us die
>>147849627
MAKE IT RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
>>147849424Acknowledging it already puts you above a lot of charafags.
>>147849773I feel as if I should have a smug sense of satisfaction knowing this, but the truth is that it just means I'm associated with fools.
Holy crap, this thread is still here?
>>147849929
it's the end
>>147849424
Nobody really cares about what you do/don't like, dude. Also, why even care about what anonymous people on an anonymous image board.
>>147849929
Not anymore.
>>147849974
>>147849974
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>>147849996
I just felt like posting "I like Chara" and one thing led to another.
>>147849929
2 and a half hours of bitter, shitty textposting
kill us
>>147849921
You can't really change that.
You're on /utg/ we are all associated with fools regardless.