Digital underground edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 (embed)
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed)
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h (embed)
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
first for sleepy goat
nice
I wanna give chocolate to the anons
taking drawing requests i guess
sans
Fish!
>>147692193
shotegote in a kimono
>>147692193
Small goat riding a bike for the first time
Greetings anon! It's been a rough day with heavy thunderstorms here, and the power ended up going off three times! I was just glad I could stay with you guys tonight, I would hate not having power tonight.
How was your day anon?
I love you!
>>147692193
A happy Temmie?
>>147692161
I wanna give chocolate to Chara who deserves it more
>>147692193
frisk, asriel and chara wearing a trenchcoat trying to sneak into an M rated movie
>>147692193
sleepy goats catching them zzzs
>>147692193
sans as a ninja and papyrus as a samurai or just one or the other
spanky and pendulum
>>147692193edgegoat enjoying some music with his headphones on
>>147692193You being happy with your favorite.
>>147692292
I'm doing alright, was feeling a bit dizzy earlier, but I'm fine now. How are you?
>>147692193
Emperor Asgore destroying a human city.
>>147692384
i-i don't like these names...
Are you like your favorite in personality, /utg/?I don't think I'm much like Mettaton even though he's my favorite.
Anyone happen to have a link to this?
POST CUTE GOTES
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT
>>147692639
No! Post Science Guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtVJdPfm0F8
Anon who runs the fangame pastebin here with a small update featuring 3 new fan fights.
>First up is a new Gaster fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3-7xX7JWw
I didn't get very far into it but from what I did see it was a pretty difficult fight that did some cool things with the UI like Asgore and Sans.
>Second is a fight against the most dreaded enemy of all (You) aka Chara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUYNKFbDY20
Featured a lot of unique stuff and from what I saw all the different battle phases were a lot more interesting then just dodge x and hit them x number of times. I didn't beat it but what I did play was pretty fun.
>Last is a cross-over with the tv show Steven universe in a fight against a character named Peridot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxMUzurdMJo
Okay I'll admit that I haven't seen the show so i'm sure I missed out on a lot of references and memes but I did actually finish this one by killing her so it was pretty easy and while it wasn't overly complex it was a nice fun little fight.
I've also added a link to the short Horrortale point and click flash game at the bottom of the pastebin
As always these and more fangames can be found in the pastebin located in the OP and I encourage you to link cool games that you find or create so they can be added.
>>147692639
Source?
>>147692559
>Chara
Well, depending on your interpenetration...
>Had a bad childhood
>thoughts of suicide, never went through with it though
>Usually chill but can be needlessly callous and cruel sometimes
>love chocolate
>attached to a partner as a guide for my life
>>147692559
>dont do things until the last moment
>put my sibling on a pedestal while simultaneously annoying them
>sleep constantly
>enjoy horrible humor
i think its why hes my favorite
>>147692292
I got into another endless trench war, this time with literal trenches, in coh2 and it has lasted three hours now without the frontlines moving an inch.
how are you?
>>147692592
It should be in the pastebin. Or a smaller greentextish story like it should be.
>>147692559
>Chara
I get upset from other people being sad so nope. Not even sure why I like them but I do.
>>147692548
spumco and platypus?
>>147692749
http://prntscr.com/bpsv4a
>>147692193
Asriel gettingkidnapped.
>>147692757
I could see a lot of self-insertion happening for Chara since Chara's pretty much a blank slate with few knowns.
>>147692830
i was gonna go with spam and porcupine but those work too
>>147692639
tfw no qt gote gf to make cute gote babbies with
>>147692826
Uh
Where's Chara's neck???
>>147692639
Goat
Children
>>147692530
Glad to hear you recovered from dizziness, anon.
Doing fine, just dozily watching mythbusters with my gf asleep on the couch.
>>147692826
Oh goody, sounds like you need more artillery.
Alright. Sleepy and sore from my workout earlier.
>>147692559
Asriel for sure. Even tho he is traumatized, he keeps doing the right thing.
>>147693056
https://youtu.be/s9RpQYN5lig
http://kintanga.deviantart.com/art/Undertale-Little-Wonders-619593538?src=MC_deviation_stack
http://kintanga.deviantart.com/art/Just-little-goat-bae-618106543
>>147692981
I was thinking of one of the more generally accepted fan theories as a point of reference, so the validity of it is to your digression.
>>147693069
Mythbusters is nice, what episode you guys watching
>Had hiccups earlier
>Got rid of them
>As soon as I sit down again they're back
why
>>147693137
>>147692762
I have similarities with Sans definitely. But I guess I admire different traits so Sans is a little farther down my list.
>>147692639
Why is human sans even creepier than skele sans???
>>147692559
>a big dumb idiot that tries too hard but still gets it wrong
>cartoonishly emotional
>childish hobbies
>bad at everything
>no friends
ayy
>>147692826
Maybe Chara is just fun for you? A little edginess is an amusing thing.
>>147693307
Because goatFrisk is innocent and pure and human Sans is trying to ruin that.
>>147692559
>Am I like Asgore
Nah i'm more like a combo of Sans and Alphys
>>147693303
i look for similar traits as myself in friends, it usually allows our schedules to meet up with no hard feelings if they dont and we have a great time where no one gets offended in the end which is my reasoning. i hardly admire these traits though
>>147693414
And even when you put it like that, he's still one of my big favorites. Maybe if I knew you, you'd be one of my favorite people, too.
>>147692639
>>147693058
>>147693457
>>147693502
jesus christ this is cute
Any more?
Wow, the war against Venice is arrive sooner that I though.
I DEMAND DANCING!!!!
>>147692735Do you think one day I can be as cool as you?
>>147693592
Fuck 'em up!
>>147693602
>>147693296
I mean, the only thing that stops you from killing people on genocide route is that he destroyed Asgore's soul, so you couldn't escape the underground, for example.
>>147693602
Best dance!
>>147693507
Cool. I was beginning to think I was the only one not particularly like my favorite here.
>>147692193
Draw yourself not being a whiny little bitch anymore.
>>147693602
Why dance when you can cheer?
>>147693769
I'm pretty sure he did that as a latch ditch effort to stop Chara from murdering him due to his betrayal to Chara.
>>147693769
>did one okay thing after going "heheheh fucking kill em all chara so glad youre back"
>does good things overall
Alright man.
>>147693580
I'm running out of the good ones.
>>147693881
How exactly it would help him anyway?
>>147693926
>>147693769
>murdering his dad in order to try and gain favor with the serial killer he encouraged in the first place
>a good thing
really?
>>147694000
>see im useful i killed him so you wouldn't have to bother with it haha please don't ravage my stems
>>147694027
I forgot why he did it desu but now that I know this it supports my argument even more! Nyeh heh heh!
>>147694000
Seeing how Chara/Frisk could destroy the universe with a LOVE of 20 anyways, he tried to show that he was committed to killing things, unlike the time when Chara gave Asriel their SOUL so they could murder the humans above ground.
Hey Venice! Ready for some monster dick?
can flowey uproot himself and skitter around like a spider
>>147692253
>>147694157
You're a retard
>>147694189
Probably less agile than a spider.
Maybe a penguin with clubfoot.
>>147694189
its canon that he can escape by going underground but i headcanon that he can easily traverse through dirt and stuff with his head still pokin out
>>147694238
das cute nigguh
>>147694189
I can do that
>>147694238
Now that is cute
>>147694257
Why are you so upset though?
>>147694336
STOP SHOWING OFF, SPIDERMAN
>>147694398
Just because I called you a retard doesn't mean i'm pissed or that I actually care. I just think you're dumb
>>147694290
can he climb up the cave walls and go upside down?
>>147694496
Really? Because you seem a little mad.
>>147694546
Hm....
goatfrisk feet
>>147694575
that would be cute but since theyre probably mostly solid rock id have to say no
>>147694601
Oh is this where you try to cover up how dumb your post was by making it seem like you're trolling me or that I somehow got upset? I mean whatever makes you feel better.
>>147694665
Mmmmm?
>>147694727
Oh?
>>147694708
Never said my post wasn't dumb just wondering why you're peeved enough to call someone retarded.
>>147694786
Have you even been on the internet before? Calling someone stuff like retard, pussy, or faggot is pretty low key
>>147694746
Aye?
>>147694823
Yeee
>>147694819
It's quite a loaded word for just one stupid post though, seemed off but alright.
>>147694904
Yaaaa
>>147694904
Yaaaa
>>147694684
mods!
>>147694746
This [spoilers]Onion Knights[/spoilers] falls into the Underground.
What happens?
>>147692304
>>147695084
>>147694238
this is adorable thanks cb
>>147695156
>>147695084
Dies like a bitch to a random monster just like in dark souls since he has no one to bail him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY
>>147694982
>>147694973
I dunno what to say now so I'm just going to post more siblings
Hello Venice, nice capital you got there!
it would be a shame if somebody captured it...
>>147695392
>>147695392
Fine by me
>>147695406
why must venice be such a shitty civ?
it's literally instant loss
also, great to see you're making the underground great again, anon
>>147695329
>not always being there for onion bro
horrible
>>147695446
>>147695452
why is the irc channel not in the OP anymore?
Time to [ZZZ]
>>147695156
Wow, I wasn't expecting my request to be made. Thank you very much!
>>147695725
Cute siblings
>>147695747
Hardly ever used I guess.
>>147695771
goodnight!
The Chara has been wonderful, but my eyes grow weary.
Goodnight anon, I love you!
Stay safe!
>>147696041
im gonna go run with scissors! goodnight!
Meanwhile, on another part of the world...
A city is renamed into something cancerous.game doesn't allow me to use / G-fucking-G
>>147696132
Destroy this city.
>>147696132
delete this
>126 image replies
>62 replies total
How is this even possible?
>>147696132
does the game support civil wars
>>147696284
nice bait
have your (You)
>>147696041
I could post siblings all night but I really can't! I'm going to bed too. Goodnight anon!
>>147695848
:>
>>147696132
How the fuck are you in that era and with that much of the map revealed without the world completely full of cities and claimed territories
>>147692339
>>147693857
oh..
>>147696297
it happens if the civilizations gets too unhappy
guess someone just needs to trigger everyone in utg city for that to happen
>>147696041
>>147696601
night anons
>>147696948
MEDIOCRE.
>>147696948
what a little cock
>>147696132
I feel bad for the original city.
You beat them into submission and then force us onto them.
You are the cruelest leader.
>>147696881
>you will never have a fluffy brother who loves you unconditionally no matter how much you bully and tease him
>>147696808
Because AI is shit.
or maybe becauseI'm playing on Warlord
>>147697026
You know what? I've changed my mind.
I'll save 'utg City' for Genghis Khan's Capital.
I'm truly cruel.
>>147696845
dont let him get to ya cry, we all go through some stuff and need a little extra love sometimes. cute goats too
>>147697115
Hey I'm one of those except I'm not fluffy. I just have attachment issues and very low self esteem
>>147697179
Forgot the pic, derp
Stop making me want to play that game
>>147696845
Cry, you know we love you.
>>147697649play itIt's called Civilization 5available on Steamplay it...play iiiiiiiit
Unsurprisingly this is the first time I've been slightly aroused by Mercy
>>147697792
I caaaannnn'tt
I'd play Undertale themed Civ IV with anons.
>>147697846
Ok, but we're talking about civ v
>>147697793
>Unsurprisingly
whatare you gay?
Isn't Civ 6 coming out? Should I just wait for that?
>>147697923
it is going to be pretty different from the civs we have now
>>147697887
You sure are a thinker aren't you.
It's not even just androgyny (though that's a large part of it), I think Frisk's body looks very nice in her ouftit and their demeaning glare is pretty great. There's not enough art that does the demeaning glare PROPERLY. It's also probably in part that it's Frisk with the demeaning glare.
>>147697923
It looks really bad, but wait to see if it actually is bad.
>>147697965
>>147697987
What about the beyond earth thing? Was that just an expansion or was it a different game?
>>147698035
It was a civ game but it was like a spin off.
Last I heard that was pretty bad too.
I have heard good things about stellaris though.
>>147698035
it's a different game which works the same way as civ 5 with some differences
i prefer civ 5 over beyond earth desu
>>147698035
It's a standalone game that uses the same engine as Civ V. It got pretty mixed reviews, though people say the expansion helped it out (just like every other civ game.)
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SPAIN! FUCK OFF! NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHITTY RELIGION!
>>147698035
BE is... not that good, it gets boring faster than Civ 5.
But if somebody made a Space Undertale or a Outertale mod for BE, it will turn 10x better.
>>147697923
Civ 6 looks good imo, but it may turn better after 1 or 2 expansions, like always.
Wake up, it's time for fun!
>>147699069
FUN
>>147699069
It's time tolay on the ground and feel like garbage.
>>147699069
what kind of fun?
>>147699120
FUN TIME!
>>147699130
AS LONG AS YOU'RE AWAKE
>>147699134
THE GOOD KIND!
>>147699069
god damn it we've been through this already
let me sleep
>>147699184
Will there be japes? Japes are fun.
>>147699223
Yes, there will be japes!
>>147699218
Never! Sleep is for the weak!
>>147699069
If I woke up to that it would be an immediate indication that the next couple hours would not be fun.
>>147699184
this seems like the bad kind of fun, i mean youre already screaming. i think im just gonna go to bed
It was time for Monsters to choose a path...
They chose the path of Order.
>>147699280
wait, are you the fish
either way i dont care if it makes me weak, i want sleep damn it
>>147699069
Oh boy, I can hardly contain my excitement.
>you will never be a qt gote
>you will never be in heat
>you will never force asriel to mate with you
>>147699415
But I want Asriel to force me to mate with him
>>147699283
It will be fun!
>>147699294
No! Don't go to sleep!
>>147699313
No, but the fish would agree with me! You need to stay awake!
>>147699340
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!
>>147699554
>You need to stay awake!
but why
i want to sleep
>>147692915
>>147692424http://imgur.com/WQCR0Df i feel gross
>>147697732
not really
>>147699554
but its midnight and i have things to do tomorrow
>>147699415
>you will never be a conscript in the soviet union
>you will never charge german lines without a rifle
>you will never rip a bloody and broken Mosin Nagant from the still warm grips of your fallen comrad
>you will never survive the charge by hiding behind the dozens of dead fellow conscripts forming a wall against the german MG fire
>you will never execute surrendering german soldiers
>you will never join the counterattack into Germany
>you will never destroy German towns in revenge for their massacre of proud Soviet workers
>you will never take Berlin and ransack it and its populace in celebration
Nemozhet tovarishcha.
>>147699415
feels bad
>>147699672
oh my god cb that's adorable
>>147699672Well, I love you! Please don't feel bad Cry. Thank you for doing requests, it's good to see you!
>>147699672
>cry wears glassesa cute
I want to dive head first into those puffy pussy lips.
>>147699636
Because it's important!
>>147699678
Midnight? That's not late. Come on, you can do it!
>>147699672
cry a qt
wanna smooch
>>147699960
I want to lay my head on her lap while she strokes my hair and looks down lovingly at me
>>147700018
Yeah and that. I should go back to sleep, though.
>>147699973
midnight is very late, its so late its literally the next day. although i suppose you could argue its also as early as possible. im still not having any fun by the way
>>147699973
how important. why is it important.
>>147699554
>It will be fun!
My idea of fun is very boring, I can guarantee both of us can't have fun at the same time.
New Home, tis a silly place.
Let's say Pope Francis has already played through all three modes of Undertale. If he was asked to give a review of the game as a whole, what do you think he would say?
piping hot and fresh charisk
>>147700421
7.7/10
>>147699069
>it's time for fun!
WHERE IS THE FUN? I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE FUN!
>>147700421
he would make a pun that involves the word pope-yrus
>>147700164
Oh, come on now, we're gonna have so much fun! We got people, games, all you could ask for!
>>147700284
Super important because it's important!
>>147700347
I'm sure there is a compromise we could reach so we could all have fun!
>>147700512
IT'S HERE, IT'S TIME TO PARTY, COME ON! LET'S START SUPLEXING BOULDERS!!
>>147700421
He's an 80 year old priest from Argentina.
I'd be surprised if he even knows that video games exist.
>>147700467
cute
>>147700359
I care. Nobody else tells me goodnight.
>>147700578
>IT'S HERE, IT'S TIME TO PARTY, COME ON! LET'S START SUPLEXING BOULDERS!!
AW YEAH!
>>147700578
i dont think that's a valid reason-
why did you wake up the fish.
>>147700421I am filled with determination.
>>147700421
>I have said that the church should apologize to the homosexual people for our treatment of them, and so I say this
>I am sorry, Undertale's fanbase
>>147696948
>this is still here
>>147700578
people frighten me and none of you guys seem to enjoy the games i like anyhow, its okay, i'll be back tomorrow probably
how the fuck do i draw interesting poseshelp the last like 4 things i've drawn have been standing at 3/4th view help
>>147700775
>how the fuck do i draw interesting poses
Literally just do JoJo poses all day.
>>147700660
YEAH!!! MORE BOULDERS!!
>>147700697
BECAUSE I CAN, THAT'S WHY!! EVERYONE SHOULD BE AWAKE!!
>>147700759
NO, WAIT! STAY AND HAVE FUN!!
Don't worry, Spain... this peace will be very short...and this is the last pic I'm posting today. More will be posted tomorrow... hopefully...Good night, anons!
>>147701000
night anon!
>>147700853
I'm actually planning on getting Araki's manga guide thingy when the english translation comes out
although i heard it's a lot more words and worldbuilding than an actual art guide
>>147700926
let me sleep or i swear to god someone is getting stabbed
>>147700926
i'll admit that you seem to be a fun person but i really should be off. goodnight anon
>>147700359
Goodnight anon, I love you!
>>147701000
sleep tight pup.per
>hiro filtered sleep tight pup.per
truly, two nukes were not enough
>>147700578
>compromise
It's cosy or nothing! I am a very comfortable lost cause!
Which Undertale would have afriend with benefits?
>>147700926
>YEAH!!! MORE BOULDERS!!
I CAN'T FIND ANY MORE BOULDERS WILL THIS DO?
Goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>147701181The humans
>>147701181fishbone
>>147701072
HEY, COME ON NOW ANON, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HAVE FUN!
>>147701073
ARE YOU SURE? THERE'S STILL LOTS OF FUN TO BE HAD!!
>>147701165
OH COME ONE, SURELY THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU LIKE TO DO!! MAYBE ANIME?
>>147701191
YEAH!!!! DO IT!!
>>147701384
Toriel's big maid peepee
>>147701384
why does she have an enormous invisible erection
>>147701430
>>147701181
It wouldn't be my favorite because I don't think I would able to not break the rules of that relationship by doing boyfriend stuff.
>>147701519
Allowing Chara to Castrate you!
Being their perfect partner!
>>147701519
OH COME ON NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT!
draw jojo poses
do jojo poses
all day
erry day
>>147701752
D'OKAY, FINE
>>147701501
>>147701442
>>147701430
>MAYBE ANIME?I've never been found out so quickly, I am clearly dealing with a professional.
What genre?
>>147701818
HA! YOU THINK THOSE BULLETS WILL HURT ME!?! NO!!!
>>147701835
YOU CAN PICK! JUST MAKE SURE IT'S SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP EVERYONE AWAKE!!
>>147701835
Is that you Pumpkin?
>>147701990
OKAY FINE
>>147702180
FUHUHUHU! THAT FIR JUST MAKES MY BURNING PASSION AND DETERMINATION BURN STRONGER!!
Here fish
>you will never kisspetite
>>147702298
Do I have to get out the ballet shoes again.
>>147702391
OH NO, NOT THE BALLET SHOES!
>>147701990
Fine, fun times will be had.
>>147702079
I want to draw cute stuffbut I don't have the talent that pumpkin has.
But I found her on Akinator, eventually there wont be a character obscure enough to beat it.
>>147702470
ALRIGHT! ANIME TIMES AHEAD, YEAH!!
>>147702447
>>147702447
Then you let me fuckin' sleep, you asshole.
Did Pumpkin get abducted by aliens? They didn't show up recently to my knowledge in the last couple of threads, I hope they're okay and not getting experimented on by aliens.
>>147692387
last request for today I guess.I actually did one earlier but accidentally saved over it
>>147699808
>>147699976
n o
>>147699768
>that picture
Adopted incest is still incest
>>147702592
NEVER!
>>147702643
WOAH, HEY NO NEED FOR THAT LANGUAGE, PUNK!
>>147702658
She's dealing with some drama on reddit.
Some bot reposting her artwork to imgur.
>>147702746
That makes it even more pure, though!
>>147702724
thanks for the pics cblove you
>>147702810
Oh. I see. Well I hope it gets cleared up for her soon.
pumpkin was a mistake desu
>>147702803
FUCK YOU
>>147702956
Your existence was a mistake.
>>147702803you can sleep anon, I wont tell anybody.
>>147702964
NO! THAT'S FOUL LANGUAGE!
>>147703034BUT I'M NOT SLEEPY
>>147702810
That's fucked up. Man what's with Tumblr and art theft? Not even close to this bad on places like Pixiv.
>>147703154
You think tumblr is bad? Try deviantart
>>147703173
or FA
i remember browsing FA's Asriel tag to see if i may have missed anything good when i was out for a week, i ended up going 110 pages deep and half of it was fetish tracing of artist's work
shit like a koyagoat with a badly drawn hyper dick or straight up mspaint traces
>my chara desktop buddy gets excited whenever I break out the white phosphorous
shimejis make coh2 so much more fun
>>147703095
THE ONLY THING HERE THAT'S FOUL IS YOU
>>147703095
You don't have to be sleepy
Sleeping is fun, anon.
sleep tight pup.pers
Is it weird to like the feeling of tummy rubs, even if it's just me rubbing my own tummy?
>>147703335
>furries being notorious for art theft
>>147704314
nah, thats not wierdi wanna rub this anons tummy
>>147704586Really? Why?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfrTu9ydziU
>That intro at 0:25
Maximum kekI decided to watch it because the thumbnail is a half naked picture of Toriel
Is it weird to think about suicide everyday and have a philosophy that makes happiness and satisfaction unachievable?
>>147704314
I dunno. I feel sick when I rub my own tummy desu.
I haven't been here in two weeks. Do we still talk about the popular 2015 hit video game Undertale?
>>147705078
Not in my experience, my dude.
>>147705078
Life has no inherent meaning. It has only the meaning you yourself give it.
>watched a youtube playthrough before getting the game
>I will forever have missed out on a blind first playthrough of undertale
>>147705227
And it's an inherent trait (how the fuck did it slip into genetics) of my family that we can give it no real meaning; nihilism overriding optimism.
>You will never cry like a bitch in this wedding.
Why live.
>>147705335
Did a blind true pacifistexcept I was tipped off about Sans goddammit, but I same with genocide. Wish I did genocide on my own first.
>>147705357
I guess that's the balancing act, realizing that everything is ultimately pointless while still being able to derive happiness from circumstances you find enjoyable.
Oh hey, this is a thing!
....this is a thing...
>>147705685
Well I don't wanna realise that, it spoils everything.
>>147705797
Why is that rat so fucking fat? He built all that and cant even find/make a shirt that fits his fat gut?
>>147705797
I've seen worse
>>147705824
Being a shut-in who mostly cares about myself works for me desu.
>>147705824
It's best to take pleasure in the moment and set goals you can achieve, because thinking you'll make some sort of cosmic difference or receive some sort of divine reward is just setting yourself up for crushing disappointment.
i'm just gonna drop this little handsome gote profile view doodle i did last night here
>page 5
Oooooooooooookay, then.
We're in the midst of dark hours, you know the drill
What do you think you would catch your favorite listening toas a guilty pleasure?
>>147706723
Damn, it's that quiet now, huh?
>>147706892
Everybody's dead.
what simple thing should i draw
>>147707097
draw a unicycle riding gaster
>>147707097
chara, frisk and asriel being happy
>>147707097
Undyne lighting candles on a birthday cake with a flamethrower.
>>147707097
a handsome gote
Not to steal the other anon's thunder, but I'm stuck, too; what should I draw?
>>147707308
chara, frisk and asriel flying on a hang glider together
>>147707097
Flowey
>>147707308
Undyne on water skis jumping over a shark.
>>147707308
Huge all-in-one poster.
We're not THIS dead. How about a roll-call or something? Or posting music? Something.
>>147708141
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCggpQUymwQ
>>147706723
Dubstep?
Also good morning I guess.
>>147708169
Hi.
>>147708254Fucking NOW SOMEONE REPLIES!?
I can see it. Good morning.
>>147708287
Yeah sorry, normally I post an hour earlier but I overslept.
Someone, post cute goat, quick.
>>147708374
I got you senpai
>>147708374
>>147708373
Well, that's okay. Not like anyone's getting hurt because of it.Also, you keep posting the same pictures I want to post with the same filenames I do.
>>147708374
>>147708580
Yeah I'm bad with filenames so I tend to use other anons' filenames.
Plus I like the bots you post.
>>147708374
Does this count?
>>147708682
Is that Asriel with endogeny?
>>147708671
That's fair enough, I suppose.
>Plus I like the bots you post.
I need to change it up a bit more, or at least find more from the same artists. I only post like, 15, and that's pretty small in the grand scheme of things.Or I could just post a different character entirely.
>>147695084Genocide>Over here, you fiends! Perish, foul creatures! I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel my wrath!"
>>147708804
I noticed I tend to do that too even though I have around 300 MTT images, it's why I try to post my other 2 favorites.
CourierNew is writing again!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7413970/chapters/16840510
I want to deflower undyne!
>>147709004
>300about 2.25K over here
Either way, it's kinda relieving to see that I'm not really alone with this kind of thing?
>>147709092
Don't we all.
semi's art is actually really nice if you look past all of the shota lewds
>>147709203
>about 2.25K over here
Geez that's a lot of bot.
>>147709334
That's a mildly creepy hand there. Reminds me of those photo realistic close ups CN has a fascination with.
I kind of understand how this kin stuff works, on some levels. There's the precious snowflake angle, yeah, but there's also the "I don't want to be myself, ergo, I'm actually this character" angle, yeah?
But then there's stuff like this that just confuses me.
>>147709009
While One-by-one isn't my cup of tea that was pretty nice. Thanks milkman.
>>147709513
>in my canon
Yeah eff off you uh... dog hybrid wannabe.
>>147709513
>kin with a character
>doesn't even know the character
every time
>>147709406
>lot of bot.
Lotta bot that I've been slowly building up for about what, 8-9 months now?Would be more if I had a twitter or a tumblr.
>>147709513
Or, you could be sensible and just ignore that shit completely. Or laugh at it every single time it comes up because, really, how pathetic do you have to be to do this this?
>>147709513
I'm a napkin and I'm going the fuck to sleep
>drawing a frisk
>cant decide what clothes he's wearing
>draw a leaf on his crotch and give him a suggestive face instead
perfect
i hate myself
>>147709617
I've only been here for around since February. Though technically I have around 1.5k bots. Just that most are on my phone since I use that to browse tumblr and such.
>>147709875
>cant decide what clothes he's wearing
Why not the in game clothes?
>>147707420
Y'all have the weirdest requests.
>>147709875
POST IT
Fresh Dreemurr.
>>147710272
More.
>>147709875post it
>>147709875
Post it...
>>147710272
wow, thats a pretty cute goat
>>147710350
>>147710472
Sure is.
>>147710428
>>147710272
I usually don't save pics with edgegoat, but this one looks good.
>>147710428
I hate this meme
>>147710732
What about this one?BLUH!!
Guess I'll post more Edge since it's dead as hell.
Sup /utg/? You know the drill by now
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmv-YFCUkAAvvDy.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmv0B8ZVUAAOsdy.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrjOkEUIAAn7Y-.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvLIAYVIAAqMK_.png:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CljNJnPUoAAw-xN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClooUZ1UYAERpie.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmp4Pi2WYAA0JZ2.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmb2hRQUkAAUG0Q.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmSQGTzVMAASc_Q.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmhWPKXUsAA6Lbh.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmt5MQHUMAI4ClY.jpg:orig
>Mad Dummy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmf9dM9UsAA4mhq.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrXsKqUEAE36g9.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvL9ofUsAES6lS.jpg:orig
>Shyren
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmv4Q8qVMAAgJa6.png:orig
>Gaster Blaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvyhgwUsAAt2y-.jpg:orig
>Frisk and Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmryvHyUEAAuAJA.jpg:orig
>Asriel and Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cmuwgu5VMAA0TKs.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrXsKqUEAE36g9.png:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvmnJVUEAA2C_w.jpg:orig
>Royal Guards
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvbPZ0UkAAoweP.jpg:orig
>Fish Lizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmsVwufVIAEXLRL.jpg:orig
>Cellphone backgrounds
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmwLkr5VIAAGWvx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmwLngFVUAAqzXX.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmwLowdVIAAlzuz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmwLp2gUsAALYSq.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmtsOkCUcAAdA-I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmwUWSzW8AATDOu.jpg:orig
>HorrorTale
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmrPHewUcAEIa3t.jpg:orig
>>147711073
>>147711164
>fucked up the second mad dummy
oops
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmvL9oiUkAAGcDk.jpg:large
>>147711164
Bless you man.
Just finished skimming through that last thread. One the keywords I search for when skimming is 'Pumpkin', of course (along with "I want to draw cute stuff").
Man, Reddit is pretty douchey. Artist says they don't want their stuff uploaded, Reddit users are just like, "B-b-but we want to anyways! Y-y-you should let us!" Then their moderators remove the post as being 'Not Undertale related'?
What a shit site, with an even shittier user base.
>>147711164
Thanks as always twitter anon.
>>147711073
>>147710797
UUH,
>>147711802
>>147711913
>>147711913
>that mouth
o-oh no
>>147711913
>that mouth
>>147712045
>>147712060
>>147712120
Don't start that vore shit
I was thinking that Asgore and the ficus licker are similar. What do you think?
>>147712192
>that wide open mouth
anon stop
>>147712218
>ficus licker
The fuck is a ficus licker?
>>147712192
>>147712235
You're making it worse than it actually is my guy
>>147712218
They're exactly alike: awkward and unwanted.
>>147712260
This guy.
>>147712321
Oh that guy? I guess they're both awkward and feel like they don't belong.
>>147712304
>>147712235
>>147712192
>>147711913
>edgegoat will never play with you inside his mouthbefore pulling you down deeper
how do you cope, /utg/?
>>147712304
>awkward and unwanted.
Rude and bad taste
>>147712392
>>147712443
Accurate and factual.
>>147712425
Truth be told anon I don't
Thanks to those anons yesterday who told me these things exist.
Pardon my messy taskbar. Half of that stuff hasn't been used in years.
>>147712425
I'm perfectly fine with this not happening.
>>147712392
>>147712518
>>147712521
Cute. Are there any more of them?
>>147712601
Theres a link in the OP to a bunch of them
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>147712601
There's a tumblr and an outdated pastebin if you want.
http://undertaleshimejis.tumblr.com/tagged/content/
http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
>>147712648
>>147712652
Thanks.
>>147712425
Fap to the thought till it feels like a real thing.
Not fucking dying is also nice though.
does anyone have a goodfriend safari
>>147712881
>Not fucking dying is also nice though.
but anon...thats the best partespecially if he absorbs your soul afterwards
Good morning, UTG. I hope you'll have a great day today.
Did you guys figure out who the melted face skeleton guy is and whats his story was?
>>147712993
Why are all Asrielfags suicidal?
>>147713096
im not suicidal, i just want him to eat and digest and soul absorb me
there's a difference
>>147713060
Gaster and he was the royal scientist before Alphys who fell into the core and was erased from time and space and some people like to headcanon that he was Sans and Papyrus' dad
>>147713096
comes from having such shit taste in favorites
>>147713096
Asriel isn't the most happy character himself.
>>147713128
>im not suicidal,
>i just want him to eat and digest and soul absorb me
That sounds like wanting to die.
>>147713271
i only want to like 90% die though
>>147713008
I know I will. I slept for 12 hours and missed half of the day.
>>147713008
It's noon but whatever, I slept through most of the morning but so far today looks like it might be nice.
>>147712993
No anon.
That hurts.
A lot.
Post best snowman
>>147713664
Where is that spot in the game?
I don't remember seeing that.
>>147713718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcXdHo0C5h
>>147713560
wouldnt it be great?
>>147713742
It's the leaf trap in the ruins
>>147713809
Top kek
asriel's paws
chara's feet
>>147713839
Dying painfully? No!Just dying in a neat, comfortable way would be fine though.Magic digestion.
>>147714268
>>147714280
>>147714296
>implying magic digestion wouldn't be like being flayed alive
>>147714268
These?
>>147711913
>Saving the image without bothering to find the full resolution
Why do people do this? Is it just laziness? Ignorance?
>>147714296
i wanna be comfy magic digestioned, and then absorbed into him forever
>>147714370
sometimes if they save it from here they don't know that it's not the full resolution,
>>147714403
>See image for ants
>Immediately think that must be its full resolution
>>147714391
Being part of something this cool would be pretty wonderful.Just like the feeling of being closest to him you could ever get as you're literally inside of him, being completely embraced in his warmth and listening to his heart beat.
Asriel is by far the worst main character in the game
>>147714590anon no>tfw you will never melt away inside his tummy
>>147714690
>>147714590
You do realize it would excruciatingly painful right?
Need your opinion on this.
>>147714657
>>147714721
4u
>>147714736
Barely better than the awful humantale ask blag.
>>147714787
>tfw I've been baneposting so much I don't realize it anymore
Fuck
>>147714736
here are a list of my thoughts
>Asgore looks weird
>Toriel looks like shit
>the fuck is that Undyne
>the fuck is up with their heads in general
>wow what the fuck is that Sans
>oh god that Papyrus
>someone mercy kill that Grillby
>>147714787
Asrielfags also have the worst taste
>>147714657
I know
>>147714852
>Asrielfags also have the worst taste
Tasted fine to me.
>>147714736
Why is undyne a burn victim
>>147714897
Asriel you're underage and dead. Get off the internet
>>147714914
because you burned down her horse
>>147715004
Aaron?
So what do you think of Chara /utg/?
>>147715339
>>147715410
>>147715408
Kek
>>147715408
Frisk > garbage > Chara > shit > Asriel
>>147715469
>>147715408
some evil murderous demon child
>>147715408
Not very smart but I like it when they fuck with their bro
>>147715523
>>147715523
>>147715408
I still mostlythink of them as Dio 2.0
>>147715669
>>147715761
Goodnight, /utg/.
>>147715873
I want a small, snoozing goat boy!
Good night.
>>147715838
>>147716015
Imagine softly booping that snoot and seeing him snuggle further into his blankets to avoid your finger.
>>147716058
>booping the snoot
>>147716058
Anon no, don't tease my heart like that
>>147715408
i don't like them very much.
>>147716015
I want to repeatedly stab this goat until it's dead. I want to skin it using the same knife. I want to cook the remains, and eat themwith A1 sauce.
okay i don't give a shit about aus but why does this faggot have four arms and four eyes in this one and seemingly only this one
i can't really find a straight answer anywhere except one that was pretty much "just because"
>>147716548
He'd turn to dust dummy.
>>147716570
I don't know but he looks cute that way.
>>147716570
Might be to make him slightly edgier looking. Four arms and eyes make him more buglike.
>>147716015
small snoozy snoozy goteboy under covers very seductively!
irresist the need to touch butt! put hand down himpants and grope butt with big squeeze! whatt a feelink! incredible toned gotebutt!
smallsnooze goat boy then open eye, and so scared of what he will think or do! but all he is look at you... eyes of dom... and he say.. "heh... you like what you see, bitch??" and then you make love all night, with massive cummies!
>>147716634
>He'd turn to dust dummy.
You're right. I'll have to revise my method.
I'll be back with a better plan next time.
>>147716941
>>147716570
BECAUSE EDGE
>he will never wrap all four of his arms around you
why live
>>147716895
>>147717068
so it really is "just because"
i don't know what the hell i expected but i expected something more than that
thanks for clearing that up /utg/
>>147716941
now explain this man
>>147716941
>>147717142
>now explain this man
Asrielfags are retarded
>>147716941
do not sexually assault the goatchild
>>147717142
>now explain this man
Goatfags are victims of sturgeon's law and 90% of them are pedophiles.
>>147716941
please never stop doing what you do
>>147702724
OR here, I fell asleep sorry!
It looks good! Thank you!
>>147700775
This is pretty late but yeah it's a very common problem. 3/4ths is the easiest way to draw anything. For your problem though I suggest looking at references. Try to google up interesting poses or poses that you yourself find interesting and go from there. Image search is pretty good with even fairly vague wording.
Personally my biggest problem is that my mind always goes for the difficult poses first and then I autistically struggle with them because they're beyond my skill. Much like this doodle I did yesterday.
>>147700853
Jojo's good and all but the poses are really overdone and not everyone's into that. They're fun but also kind of ridiculous.
>>147716941
Yeah that seems about right.
>>147700775
I'd suggest looking at MTT art as he tends to have the best poses.
>>147717306
you can generally tell which ones are pedos and which ones aren't by whether they post chara as well
Good morning, /utg/, how are you doing?
First for Doggo.
>>147717593
Hey I missed that doodle. Great work as always botanon.
>>147718427
I finally have a free weekend for the most part again. I'm doing pretty good.
>>147718714
Thank you. It's got a lot of problems though but what I really wanted to say to that other guy was that he's not alone with his struggles for drawing anything other than 3/4th's view.
>>147716941
I always get really excited when I see you post. It never fails to amuse me.
>>147718427
Okay so far. Playing EUIV with my Steam pals.
>>147692053
>Dreemurrmon
>not Dreemon
>>147694238
He's gonna whop you with a bokken
>>147719061
>>147719172
Glad to hear it. I've got to go get my hair cut, so I'll see you guys in a little bit
>>147716941
It's a shame there isn't an /utg/ simulator
post characters youdontwant to fuck
>>147719928
>>147718427
Recovering from hangover.
>>147719570You will never brush with your hand through anon's freshly cut hair
>>147719928
>>147719928
>>147719928
>>147719928
i dont want to fuck him i just want him to swallow me whole and digest me
does that count?
>>147720242it's nothing that special
Can i have somelewdChara or Frisk?
Please and thank you
>>147720745
No, consider suicide
>>147720745e621 mate
REAL
MKID
HOURS
>>147720745
How lewd do you want it
>>147720975
fuck off
Greets and good morning to everyone! I've been spending some time watching my new favorite show, The Six Million Dollar Man. And, for your information, my last favorite show was Star Trek TOS. I hope your days have been going well too, and I'd like to hear about it.
>>147720371
Vore is retarded and you should commit suicide, along with all the other vorefags
>>147721302
no
>>147720745
>>147720975
which of these two posters are worse?
>>147721420
You for trying to start shit
>>147721420
>asking for non-lewd pictures of a character vs asking for lewd pictures of a (child) non-character
gee i wonder
>>147721420
lewdposter
>>147721420
mkid faggot
>>147721420
i dunno, i just like mkid
>>147718427
doing pretty mediocre, tbqhthe crushing guilt of being an absolute slob is kickin in real good
>>147721898
>liking 2nd worst kid
>>147722101
nah Mk's third worst (and thus second best) kid
Post music to make LOVE to
https://soundcloud.com/icebrigade/pretending-to-kill-them-all
>>147722353
Order of shittyness. From best to worst.
Frisk> Asriel >>>> Mkid >>>>>>Chara
>>147723028
Snowdrake >>>>>> all of them
wow guys
i guess we are going to have early text hours
>>147722697
It's by Toby Fox and that's my excuse.https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black-2
>>147723050
Frisk >>>>> Asriel >>>>>> MKid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Snowdrake
REAL LIST
frisk = mkid = snowdrake = asriel >>>>>>>>>>>> chara
>>147723272
i can settle for this
>>147693056
>>147693176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISfDnB9sJso
>>147723110
Jack Noir is awesome, so that's excused.
>>147723516
>jack noir is awesomeI'm still fucking mad about Act 6.
>>147692639
I want to be a goat and make love to a goat
>>147720371
You should post Asriel anyways.
>>147721397
>suicide
There's no point if you can't do it by getting eaten.
>>147723110
Does Toby even have a single bad song outside of some of the weird shit from the Halloween hack?
I honestly can't think of anything.
>>147723691
Yes.
Good lord, yes.
For those of you who didn't know Toby was responsible for this, I apologize.
https://youtu.be/FOJwB80oCWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d7coxhZQm0
Remember to thank Mr.Skeltal for your calcium or else.
>>147723586
There, there. Everything will be alright
>>147723830
Every good musician big piece of shit. Mettalica had St. Anger for example.
>>147724060
DOOT
>>147724185
>has a big piece of shit*
God damn I need to proofread when I change the meaning of a sentence half way through typing it.
>>147723830
>he doesn't like The Baby Is You
whatta fuckin pleb
>>147723643
i wanna be eaten by a goat desu
>>147723691
>some of the weird shit from the Halloween hack?
Techno Boss be bangin tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ZUJPbs260
>>147718427
eh
>>147723107
It's actually been a while. We used to have those all the time.
>>147723830
is there a download of this somewhere?
>>147723425
>Echelovania
>Isn't made of echs
What a waste.
>>147724060
I WILL RATTLE MR SKELTAL'S BONES IF HE TRIES ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WITH ME
>>147724387
Sure, as long as it's a nice goat who's nice about it.
>edge goatfags return after weeks
>thread goes to shit
weird how that works
goat
Post your favorite Megalovania remixes.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkRRED5WxY
I am sad
Please post happy goat mom
>>147726206
Not actually my favourites, but interesting all the same.
Papyrus - https://soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/bonetrouslevania
Asriel - https://soundcloud.com/jimmythebassist/asrielovania
Napstablook - https://soundcloud.com/keno9988ii/storyshift-ghostolovania
Mettaton - https://soundcloud.com/keno9988iii/undertale-au-storyshift-megaloglamour-updated
Muffet - https://soundcloud.com/ucasucas/spiderlovania
Toriel - https://soundcloud.com/ucasucas/pyromania
Undyne - https://soundcloud.com/shyaminapichu/determivania
Grillby - https://soundcloud.com/celerinajackrabbit/grilled-grillby-boss-music-fan-made-undertale-theme
Annoying Dog - https://soundcloud.com/swiggityswog-whats-with-this-dog/dog-megalovania
>>147726441
These moms always make me happy
>>147726441
love this goat tbqh
>>147726206
https://youtu.be/Ql0EV6ES__UYou didn't say which Megalovania.
>>147726735
I like that one though
>>147726441
happy mom is always there for you
>>147726735
This is still the best Megalovania.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2Q-_NAEoY
>>147695084
Can't make his way through literally any puzzle.
Toriel WORRIES for this child.
>>147726206
Not exactly a remix of Megalovania...
https://youtu.be/1kOEQDvLzfc
booby
>>147728492
This is a family friendly board anon.
>>147726206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD4SQB9mGHM
>>147728492
>>147728842
is booby truly the greatest /utg/ meme? Alive after all this time?
>>147726206
I don't know why that dog is so god damn amusing but it is.
sins is my favorite underatale charter
>>147726441
Smol mom is here for you anon.
>>147729784
>>147729557
Too bad they only appear during one boss fight.
>>147729557
yes i love snas he's so eggy and funny
>>147699120
There is actually a mod for don't starve of both Chara and Frisk.
Unfortunately the only videos I can find for you have annoying commentary.
real text post hours who the fuck up
>>147730836
why are we hitting image limit this early I hate all of you people
May I have some (You)s?
>>147730964
This was the norm a while ago.
frisk turning into a goat
>>147727831
I think this version of Megalovania goes best with what situation it's in.
It's dark and oppressive and angry and I love it.
>>147730836
Botfag here.
Also near last image post for ghosts.
@147731056
You may not!
>>147730836
I'm here!
Just watching SGDQ at the same time.
>>147730836
>>147726725
That one is pretty cool, but I love this one the most
>>147732290
I keep seeing this as some blue hand/claw thing coming out of the cake
>>147732290
>>147731910
>>147731290
That's not how you textpost
Good afternoon, UTG. How's your day going so far?
>>147732362
Oh, now I see it.
Burgerpants is gonna git it
Near last for Papyrus!
near last for smol gote parents
>>147732478
I dunno, should it be going differently?
Pop quiz /UTG/!
What character group is in the OP of this thread? No cheating now!
1. Goat family
2. Skeleton bros/Gaster
3. Humans
4. Robot/Alphys/Undyne
>>147730836
Charafag just got up
>>147730836
me. i should be sleeping.
>>147731832
Ayyyy
Were you up for Jak and Daxter?
>>147731290
dadfag that just woke up from a nap
>>147732972
Also if you don't keep the thread above page 6 a bomb will go off that has been hidden in this thread
>>147732972
The worst one
>>147733404
good luck with that
>>147732972
1 i think
Top 3 worst characterfags?
>>147733857
Charafags, Dadfags, Asrielfags
>tfw finally got over fapping to undertale characters and convinced myself I'm not bi and just had a niche fetish
>tfw get an unexpected lewd dream about mettaton
>tfw hate the character and now I'm convinced I'm bi again
>tfw got rid of boner using the pillow method
>tfw feel like a terrible person and have massive guilt afterwards
what do?
>>147733857
>It's (You)!
>Despite everything, it's still (You)
>It's still (You), anon
>>147733857
(you), (you), and (you)
>>147733857
Anti-character fags, jerry fags, so sorry fags
>>147733913
>>147733857
Actually scratch that, replace Dadfags with Momfags, they've been more aggressive with the spamming as of late
>>147733924
Go to /hm/ and gay threads on /gif/
If you don't get a boner to actual men you are just memeing
>>147733924
>feeling like a terrible person and having guilt over jacking it to a dude
>a fictional effeminate dude
Well aside from being a faggot you sure are a pussy
>>147733857
(you) and this guy >>147733913
>>147733924
I guess one of the advantages of having a meme fetish is not feeling any shame over what you masturbate too.
>>147734312
That dude is right though
>>147732478
Is there a continuation pic to this where the police just gun them all down?
>>147734597
no
Can we make a new thread early? My shitposting potential is only at a fraction of its power without images.
>>147734728I realised too late that someone might think I was actually looking for CP, as opposed to making some sort of joke about lewds of Frisk and Chara. Don't look at my posts again.
>>147732478
>game takes place in russia
>cyka blyat police show up to arrest them
>long dick of the american military shows up and drone strikes the monsters out of existence (on orders from Israel of course)
>WW3 starts because of frisk
>>147734734
Then you are weak
A true master shitposts with words alone
Shitposting isn't good or funny, you guys.
>>147734869
too late I've already contacted the proper authority
>>147734071
>>147734723
>Frisk just reloads over and over until they know everything about the cops
>Befriend them all and convince them monsters are cool
>do this over and over until world peace
Its canon that Frisk is too OP to ever lose
>>147734734
This is your training
>>147735047
No! I'll lose my non-existent job and girlfriend!
>>147733924
What the heck is the pillow method?
Also who cares what 2d characters you fap to anon. That is as long as you don't go around rubbing it into everyones face. Mettaton is also like barely even gay to fap to. He's technically a man but that's about it for his masculinity.
>>147733924
Here's an idea some other Anon gave me a few months ago: Stop giving a shit what your sexuality is and just enjoy whatever the fuck gets your penis hard.
>>147733924
Relish in your newfound good taste and keep doing it
>>147734734
You, take a look at this shitposting master from the Himalayan mountains >>147716941 You don't need pictures to be a master.
>>147733924
It's 2D porn goddamn. I fap to Mettaton and am otherwise hetero and don't care.
>>147735434
Except if you jack it to dudes. Then you should hang yourself
Which notable anon is best for playful bullying?
>>147735775
one of the chara niceposters or crateanon probably
>>147735775
That one spiderposter
>>147735775Is it me?
>>147735775
all of them because theyre all losers who deserve it
>>147735775
Crateanon
>Playing Zone of the Enders for the first time
>'Metatron'
>Hear it is 'Mettaton'
Did a double take there
>>147736219
Let's not bully papyrus. He's done nothing wrong.
>>147736406
You shouldn't watch Dogma
>>147736525
>implying that dumb little shit is anything like Papyrus
Crateanon is fucking cancer
>>147736587
All he does is say Good Morning.
How is he anymore cancerous than the rest of this place?
>>147736406
mettaton neo with acockpit when
>>147736790
Because he inspired anons to start that anonfagging bullying cummies >w< RP shit.
>>147737008
Crate isn't the problem. It's the anonposters.
>>147737008
Didn't that come first
Look out! Here comes that individual you don't like!
>>147737249
I remember it starting with crateanon. Many months ago.
>>147737292
Toby?! What are you doing here?
>>147736836I'll draw it, but I gotta go eat first.
>>147737151
But anons are nice.
I want to try my hand at a little lewd comic
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690240
over 100 posts to go
oh boy
>>147737292
GET OUT OF /UTG/ CHUCK! STOP LOOKING AT MY DEVIANTART!
State your fav and what you think their DND Alignment would be.
>>147738189
>another anon
don't encourage that shit
>>147738189
You've done it now anon. You had all these choices and you put in MSPG instead. You know full well what's going to happen.
>>147724384
What the hell did you do to that Temmie?
>>147738551
Asriel
Chaotic Good (if he has empathy back)
Chaotic Neutral (if he doesn't)
>>147738662I'm willing to risk drawing my self doing lewd things with anon
>>147738551
Flowey would be neutral evil that goes to chaotic evil if you count Omega too. Shelfish and doesn't work well with a group. Does bad stuff for his own amusement but isn't completely chaotic about it or mindless.
>>147738551
Sans. Neutral Good, or Chaotic Good. I dunno.
>>147738551
Asgore
Lawful neutral I guess
>>147738551
Undyne
Lawful Good, despite her destructive tendencies.
>>147738551
Asriel/Flowey: Chaotic good/Chaotic neutral
2nd fav is Toriel: Lawful good
>>147739142
>Toriel
>Lawful
>Flowey
>not evil
just admit you don't know anything about alignments
>>147738836
Well, you drew it before.
>>147738875
Sans is the very example of a true neutral character though. He's unwilling to do anything until literally everything is about to be destroyed but he'll still call you a dick for doing bad stuff.
>>147738875
I'd say Sans might be close to true neutral. You don't interact with him in any paths except for geno, and only that's because you're about to destroy the whole world
>>147739216
I said neutral on Flowey because of his backstory. When he first turned into Flowey, he wasn't evil straight away, he just didn't have emotions. He tried to help people out and stuff at first, and he only resorted to doing what he did after none of it worked. If you had fallen into the underground earlier, he would've probably been helpful
>>147739261
Hopefully I'll draw it better
>0 votes for any of the dogs
This is knot good
>>147739107
Undyne would fall into chaotic good I think. She's way too chaotic and destructive to be entirely lawful. She also follows her own heart against the laws of the monsers in the end which a lawful character wouldn't necessarily be able to do.
>>147739369
>>147739417
I thought True Neutral as well, but decided against it because of the Geno fight. I don't know enough DnD stuff to argue against it.
>>147738551
Mettaton
Chaotic neutral if we go by the definition.
>"A chaotic neutral character is an individualist who follows their own heart and generally shirks rules and traditions. Although chaotic neutral characters promote the ideals of freedom, it is their own freedom that comes first; good and evil come second to their need to be free."
>>147739495
Right, wasn't thinking of that. After all, she suplexed a boulder just because she could.
My favorite character ispapyrus.
>>147737425
you're a little off, we had people RPing as Toriel and Muffet fucking anons in the earliest threads, dunno if that counts since it was semi-game related though
and all the Edgegoat self-insert shit
I can't remember if the dude who pissed on his floor while pretending to have a tulpa came before crateboy or not
anyway point is there's garbage everywhere, use filters, people aren't going to stop
>>147739460
The dogs suck
Especially Ice Dog
>>147738189
>no anongoat
Come on!
>>147738551
Alphys
Neutral Good
>>147739834
Seriously
At least make it related in some shape
>>147738189
>anon bullshit is winning
Someone vote Undyne or Mettaton.
>>147739546
This is really accurate.
>>147739595
The very definition of neutral good.
>>147739919
I voted for it because it was stupid and I didn't think it would win. Besides, it's not like he's going to actually follow through on the joke choice.
>>147739919
Already voted for Undyne, there is nothing else I can do.
>>147740061
Same
I feel like a Brexit voter now
>>147740138
I wouldn't go that far.
>>147740061
>voted for it because I didn't think it would win
Do you... do you know how voting works..?
>>147739834
>>147740061
Well I guess anon is a goat now
>>147740138
You feel free from the social and economical catastrophe that is the European Union?
Wait Undyne has caught up!
>>147740393
Yeah. I vote for the thing I want to win.Like, stupid anon stuff.At least I don't look like a faggot, using ellipses.
>>147740690
>the thing I want to win
Requote: >voted for it because I didn't think it would win
Does this make any fucking sense?
>when you see an artist that tries so damn hard but is still shit
feels bad
>>147740884I feel like that about a lot of the artists here desu.
>>147740813
It's the option I want to win, but I don't think it's the right choice. I think it shouldn't win. Doesn't stop what I want, though. If I thought it had a chance, I wouldn't have voted.
>>147740994
Look we get that you're retarded already, stop digging yourself deeper here
>>147740393
You vote for the thing that you think will cause the most chaos, right?
>>147740884
>>147740961
True but I don't think there's a single artist here that hasn't gotten a lot better over time so progress is being made. It's simply slow. It's always interesting to see people improve. I feel like there's a million good artists on the internet but there's only a few that are actually fun.
>>147741084
Look, I just felt like SOMEONE had to vote for the Anon option. I didn't think many would.
>>147741123
If you're that kind of person, yes.
>>147741186
So you agree you're an idiot.
>>147740961
sad
>>147741235
No. Why do you care this much? It was just a strawpoll.
>>147741182
What about the artists that died before they could get good?
You are too late, Jack
This post is a bomb
>>147741874
We will finally be free.
>>147741874
Even my words are
*BOOM BANG BOOM*
>>147741874
STAR PLATINUM
>>147741874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRK81KF_xU
>>147740884
>>147740961
This is why I don't really try with any of the art I do.
Well, I sorta try, but I make everything simple and quick to draw.
>>147734269
>>147734415
>>147735434
You're telling me you don't feel ashamed?
Did you guys just throw out things like dignity and stuff like that a while back?
>>147735449
>Good taste
>>147735306
>What the heck is the pillow method?
Hooh boy. You see, when a very lonely person wants to simulate having someone else there when fapping, without having a relationship, you put two pillows on top of eachother, placing one halfway down the other, preferably on top of a body pillow, you then, well, go to town in between the two pillows with your legs wrapped around the bottom and you grasping at the top pillow, preferably while fantasizing about whichever fictional character you would do it with, or place some kind of device with hentai displaying next to the pillows.
>>147742642
>You're telling me you don't feel ashamed?
About what, exactly? Liking dudes?
>>147742642
>Did you guys just throw out things like dignity and stuff like that a while back?
Look, unless someone sees you do it, it doesn't matter what you fap to.
>93 pictures in this thread have Asriel in them
>20 with Toriel
>9 with Asgore
hmm
>>147742642
What? If you're going to whack it to a guy, it might as well be the pretty robot.
>description of the pillow methodThat sounds so sad.
>>147742812
God sees everything
>>147742642
>go to town in between the two pillows
That sounds like it'd be more unpleasant than pleasurable.
>>147742642
>You're telling me you don't feel ashamed?
I've been jacking it to dudes since middle school and have actually had sex with other men. I'm like one of the few actual legit homosexuals here so no I don't feel shame
>>147742931
>>147742642
>tfw just jacked off similarly before entering this general
>>147743054
>Implying a big guy in the clouds cares about you fapping to a gay robot
>>147743226
Judging
>>147743242
>big guy
For you
>>147742642
>You're telling me you don't feel ashamed?
No, because I learned from a young age never to let society tell me I should feel ashamed of what I like when it's something as fucking innocuous as liking guys. Big fucking deal.
>>147742757
>>147743223
>Not being ashamed of liking dudes
I'm a terrible excuse for a human being, but even I'm guilty and know what's straight up wrong.
Getting raped is the only way I could do it with a guy without feeling guilty and even then I would probably fap to the memory of it. I've always wanted to be use while wearing leg warmers and those cute arm warmers.
But that's really fucking gay and a terrible thing to say out loud.
>>147743056
>>147742931
I fap like that about half the time, mostly because I'm lonely as fuck and it kind of feels good to moan the name of the character you're looking at on e621 while unloading onto a pillow, though afterwards you want to jump out of a window because you realise how much you sound like a girl and that's really fucking gay.
>>147742931
>That sounds so sad.You get used to the guilt after a few years.
>>147743618
You sound pathetic as fuck
>>147743618
oh, you're baiting
Oh no, /utg/ now has pillow fuckers. Send help.
>>147742931
At least he didn't the banana peel in a microwave method
>>147743618
>Not being ashamed of liking dudes
Dude this isn't Medieval Europe. Stop looking for excuses to feel self loathing.
>>147743706I got used to it in a week
>>147743614
The Russians are right in beating up people like you
At least Europe is going more right-wing again.
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>147743618
>Getting raped is the only way I could do it with a guy without feeling guilty
Either you are trolling, or have been horribly brainwashed by your family/culture. Either way, I genuinely feel sorry for you.
>>147743982
Hey buddy, /pol/ is a few blocks down the road. You got the wrong address.
>>147743982
>implying Europe will stop being gay even if they go right wing
A lot of nazis were gay anon.
I'm interested to know what ending (exactly) people who's first playthrough was blind got. Mine was Leaderless.
>>147744097
And they got sorted out of the party.
>>147743618
That's cute, anon.
>>147743982
We'll all be dead in 40 or so years anyways, why bother being hateful?
Okay guys 35 posts left!
What do you hate the most about your 3 least favorite characterfags?
>>147743728
>>147743846
>>147743846
Yes, yes I am, I'm really insecure and have terrible self esteem, but it's kind of justified. I'm probably never going to achieve anything in life, never accept myself and continue to reject my own emotions.
I only realised how fucked up I was when I realised I genuinely couldn't comprehend why someone would show genuine concern for someone like me and almost broke down.
>>147743797
I've been here for a while and seen other people post about it, hell I even saw someone post an asriel body pillow, which I hate to admit I secretly want, which further shows how terrible of a person I am.
>>147744207
Too bad I'll never be able to accept it or carry it out.
>>147744093
>>147743728
>>147743780
>not understanding that not everyone has lost all shreds of decency in our hedonistic culture
That anon needs support
>>147744261
the fact that they can't shut up about it
>>147744261
They spam
They have shit taste
They exist
Guess who they are.
>>147744337
>>147744350
Pathetic
So who was in charge of stopping /pol/ from leaking today and didn't do it?
>>147744251
40 years? you plannin something?
>>147744251
Why bother being helpful?
A Goteanon appears!
FIGHT
ACT
ITEM
FLEE
>>147744093
Hey, fuck you leatherman.
>>147744261
Pedophillia, /soc/posting, non-canoness
Spam, /soc/posting, cult-like behaviour
Pedophillia, spam, I'm one of them and I'm terrible
>>147744438
>I have no backbone
>>147744494
FIGHT
>>147692193
Azzy, Kid, Chara, and Frisk in the style of the Gorillaz Demon Days album cover
>>147744649
The Goteanon falls to the ground, completely at your mercy
He quietly bleats
>>147744609
charafags
momfags
asrielfags
?
>>147744489
Not caring about something requires less effort than caring about it, I'd think
>>147744467
Nah
>>147744673
kind of late for that now
>>147744443
>Help! People have opinions different to mine!
>>147744673
>14 hours later
for what reason
>>147744697
KILL HIM
>>147744261
Easily baited
Easily baited
Annoying apologists/edgy teens who should be gunned down
>>147744494fug
>>147744697
Leave him to die slowly
>>147744785
That was fast
>>147744719
ding ding ding
>>147744261
Boring
Boring
Boring
>>147744443
Agreed, it's TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN and people don't agree with my liberal, progressive views? Ugh, white people are so problematic.
>>147744905
Take his SOUL.
God, just kill this threa
>>147744697
Hug out of loneliness andFuck him out of desperation
>>147745123
this thread edition is horrible what the fuck
>>147744198
I killed Toriel because I thought only monkeys repeat the same thing over and over and expect a different result so since mercy and talking didn't work I killed her. That's about the only thing I killed though.
>>147744261
pedophilia, /soc/posting, spam the thread, somehow really pretentious about hoarding and sharing artwork that they didn't create
won't shut up about how gay they are
won't shut up about how in denial of their homosexuality they are
>>147744261
>Incoming Autistic Rant
I have met maybe two that I didn't despise.
Most are only here to bait, very poor bait at that.
Even the ones who mean well I can't stand.
There are a couple that come during my favorite hours of the day, and all they do is jerk each other off about how their character is the literal embodiment of all that is great.
I get that there are much worse they can be doing and they are mostly harmless but that doesn't make them any less annoying.
>>147745795
Momfags?
>>147744734
Nah, I plan on living longer than that.
>>147745795
I forgot to mention this was all about one set of characterfags.
>>147745795
I have no idea, there's a lot of conflicting stuff here
Let's make fun of anon for his sexual orientation and ostracize him from society.