/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

is the steam platform the next closest thing to a money printing machine?

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>his favorite team still falls for honeypot lans

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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>>147753971
No because who the fuck is going to buy it when you have a PC with all the Steam games you might want.

>once again if you're getting wrecked by timber pick *percentage damage*

absolutely useless. im not talking about countering timbersaw. im talking about the game as a whole

i can easily counter timber and beat him. but i cannot pick a hero that would match him in terms of mobility,dps,farm efficiency and tankiness.
you think everything in dota comes down to counting a single hero when strategies and and putting up a balanced draft is far more important
this is why 2k redditors should be the forefront of balancing discussions

GIVE
ME
FUCKING
LC
QUESTLINE

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who will win the arcana?

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REMINDER

THAT

PORTUGAL

ARE

OUR

FUCKING

GUYS

LADDIES

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who is a sleeper hero this patch?

>>147754274
>look at the French national team
>literally 80% of the players are black/arab

Explain it yuropoors.

>>147751136
>play better throughout the whole game
>capitalize on better exrcution in the early game
>steadily grow
>High Ground
>LET THE BODY HIT THE RAX
>Get 5 man wiped
>Other team gets only 1k for that.
>Outskilled :^).

>>147754282
bloodseeker

>didn't get nerfed that badly
>perfect counter for slark (when he has extremly low hp you can see him so he can't regen, ulti him and he can't run away like he always does, aoe silence that affects him even in ult form)
>perfect counter for timbersaw (rupture.)
>has no need for regen
>can go safe mid or jungle

>>147754132
>but i cannot pick a hero that would match him in terms of mobility,dps,farm efficiency and tankiness.

timbersaw falls off and requires farm. you can stop him from getting farm, you're basically saying its impossible to do so.

play balls out instead of conservative farming game. you can't adapt, that's ya issue.

blog

i lost 9 games won 2 today
was so close to 5k now im 4630 or some shit

feeling weak and suicidal

blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSydm6saBbI

Reminder that dee to gee accepts gays

>>147755089

it's normal

people usually need several attempts to break a MMR milestone.

the difference between 4600 and 5000 MMR is HUGE in terms of game awareness

>>147755228
FUCK OFF
THIS IS A HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTIAN BOARD
YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE

>>147755250
i've had 6900 mmr people in.my games countless times

it's the 3rd time i get close to 5k i calibrated years ago at 4400 and took breaks

>>147755250
Also the games where everyone but me is 5k are the worst the people on my team are way more cocky and retarded, and they fuck up really hard

like a 5500 axe who dodnt buy blademail vs naix wr after we had a lead because 'aghanim challenge' and had a blink vang and point booster

then whsn we started losing because naix killed him in 3 hits he broke the pb and dc'd

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>>147754098
>tfw you settle your quarry

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>tfw legion commander posting died

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2484744094

what went wrong?

that bloodseeker is a smurf with 100% win rate on that hero

>>147756194
>tfw posting died

>>147755228
Is this the patrick swayze guy that keeps posting?

>>147756194
Just like soppingwetdoecuntposting died
I miss it desu

>>147754601
I wonder why people don't pick him more. Now with his aghs he is legit good.

>>147754601
>>147756401
>Enemy moves 1200 units(as much as a blink)
>only takes 720 damage at max level rupture
Ayy fucking lmao
But the slark thing is nice but it ain't enough, his ult needs a bit of a rework

>>147755228
The fact that I interacted with this persons, even on an anonymous korean trading card site, makes me feel very uncomfortable.

>>147756401
I guess he's not that good anymore as a main carry since sven and naix and popular mids like tinker can deal with him pretty well, so, people who only saw bloodseeker as a walking thirst forgot about him.
I had someone pick bloodseeker against my ursa once, he got aghs and forcestaff and ruptured me every fight, team tilted and we lost.

>>147757135
>anymore
you mean as opposed as all those points in time when he was good as a main carry?

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>>147756194

>>147757340
as opossed to when he got +20/30 dmg and 50 ms with a point in thirst at level 1 or 2

>>147757587
LOL

>>147756929
720 PURE damage, and if he walks more than that, it's even more damage, and with aghs it's 2 targets

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>tfw no bird hero

There's no way they let the 2k shitter cast grand final three years in a row, does this mean we get someone who has some idea how the game works this time?

>>147757587
anon, can you give me sauce of the full pic
reverse image search gives me nothing

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>>147757818
>You even been in a Storm, Storm Spirit?

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>>147758683
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/

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>try queuing EU for the first time because my friend tells me to
>win almost every game
>even the hard ones that I kinda biff
>there's bitching but everyone fills out roles nicely and fights it through to the end

>Draskyl is in the states right now, buying a new pc and taking care of family, flatout calls NA server garbage. Exact words were "at least the Russians still want to win."
Why is there such a huge gap in game quality between EU and NA servers? I almost want to just never play on NA ever again.

>>147759092

>at least the Russians still want to win


that's actually fucking annoying. you will get reported every time if you stop playing even though the game is lost dead certain

>>147759092
NA players are either passive-aggressive manchildren, peruvians, narcissistic ne'er-do-wells, chinks from Vancouver, or fucking stoned halfway out of their minds.

So I've been trying to get into solo mmr, but it always seems like I'm playing with people who have never played their hero before. I got a timber who got bloodstone at 37 minutes after rushing blademail and a juggernaut who just ran into the enemies over and over although he built a very smart built vs Omniknight. Has anyone else just been getting people who are acting like it's their first game in years lately? I'm floating around low 4k. Been mostly playing support because I got a bit bored of carrying, but must I continue carrying?

>>147759604
Yes, everyone is bad except you.

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>>147759469

NA DOTA PLAYERS

if you are under 5k every game is winnable unless you're mega'd

and even then theres a shot

>>147759469
I never stop playing, so that's not a problem for me. I spent queue time and every moment up until that "well shit" moment to get there, and I play lategame heroes anyway (with certain exceptions like Zeus and Undying). Might as well see it through to the end.
Meanwhile, I've never actually played an NA game that lacked people with a quitter's attitude. It makes me feel like garbage to try to force the waves away from our base while someone is planting a garden of sentries in the well.

>>147759890
I don't believe that. It's just like my team has one village retard every game that just runs into the enemies over and over again. I don't know why it happens, but no amount of supporting or carrying can stop them from being out of position. It's only been recently that this has been happening, I was wondering if anyone else had it happen.

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>>147759959
Can you not post that awful manga ITT? ty luv

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>>147760145

how about you shut the fuck up whore

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>>147759959
>tfw you lost a few games after taking 3 sets of enemy racks really early on
EVERY GAME IS LOSEABLE ;_;

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>>147760258
If it's a fight you want then it's a fight you'll get.

>>147760116
Well, I've noticed the quality of my games has lowered significantly, may be because I took a month break and have to get back in shape, idk

>>147760318
I've only had that happen "once," and it was against a medusa and ck. I couldn't even be mad about it. If you can make a game last long enough to get both of those heroes six slotted, you deserve a fucking win.

>>147759469
>stop playing even though the game is lost dead certain
I hate people who do this, eat a bullet please

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>>147760339

*teleports behind your uncle charlie*

pfft, good by cracker jack

*shadow razes him*

if u dont want me to eat the souls of the rest of your family, then back off kid

>>147760318

its because sub 5k players cant close games out well and always find a way to throw

giving up, especially in like 2k-3k because it's "unwinnable" is retarded

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>>147760540
whoa okay guy you win

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>>147760662

thats what i thought kiddo

>>147759469
>>147760086
I've had a similar experience in my last few games. What's wrong with NA? Has the united states given up completely?

>>147761073
All the good Americans are outside campaigning for Trump so only degenerates are left queueing NA.

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>>147754225
Meme orb

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>tfw you realise you're 4-16 with tony

>>147754225
Juggernaut, Sven, WR, or QoP.

>>147761156
There's not really anything to campaign for, here in Illinois.
Everyone outside of Chicago LOVES him, everyone inside of Chicago loves welfare.

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post semi-cool pictures you have from source 1

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>decide that the true dota 2 reddit might be less pleb than the normal one
>see "guys visage is op & not hard at all"
>check his yasp
>669 mmr

I don't know what I expected honestly

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>>147762329
>Went to reddit
>Was disappointed by how shit it was

What did you expect?

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>>147762274
i used to stack with asia amore and zyzz a lot, this time we had some pro csgo player and that meepo streamer in our stack too

>>147762329
>read further
>"Ok I will spam visage after low priority and we will see how it goes, pretty sure I will climb to 3k mmr in no time"

>>147762329
>falling for the visage is bad meme

heh nice one :^)

>echo sabre allows for double tidebringer
NICE
GAME
YOU
HAVE
THERE
DOTARDS

>>147762572
look at that thematic experience
what a menu

>>147763568

I am not falling for your RUSE CRUISE

>>147763568

it was KOTL you fuckwit

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>>147762274
I only have trivial stuff from Source 1

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>>147763680
>>147763973
>pretend to be retarded
>get free (you)s
YOU
COULD
NOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

I LOVE EE HES SO EPIC XD

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>>147762274

>>147764440
this is undoubtedly the greatest content d2g ever created

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Who watching QO lose on Timber to a fat as fuck Alchemist here?

>>147764567
only fnatic kids will get this

>>147764827
is tiny+io really that much of a counter to lycan?

>>147764671
i wonder if fame is worth not eating fried chicken.

>>147765128
It's an old webum

>>147765279
It's not, Lizzy stopped being cute when she lost her thighs.

>>147755001
>bad balance is okay as long as there are counters

t.valve

>>147765635
thats like saying poker is a bad game lol

you keep your aces till the last moment kid

>>147759092
that's just false.

i been playing for 4k hours on EU servers and the finger pointing and narcissism couldn't be worse. you just had lucky games

>>147766401
>dota is like poker

another reason to buff timber aimirte

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>Player with KEEP CALM B POSITIV screen name
>Player who spends the entire game alternating between spamming Well Played and Don't Give Up
>Player who flat out refuses feedback or any form of advice and calls people toxic for implying that their item/skill build might not be 100% optimal

It's all the same player. And they're always 0-12. And they think positivity is why they're losing. lmfao.

>>147766701
t. lolbabby

cant even into draftin kys bandwagoner

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>tfw facebro poster won't bully you

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>>147767051
EAT SHIT

>>147766913
i can already tell you are one of those guys that just queue into games and enjoy all the animations and special effects like a little boy and is not capable of critical thinking

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>>147767182
thanks!

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>>147767182
>EAT SHIT
>shit = TURD
>EAT DOTURD!!

SUGOI

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>>147767502
SUGOI = Sue Goy

the jew are behind this

>>147767359
Im not even the one you originally responded to. Delicious tears cuz timber is not OP lol

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Dotards how do you get a gf?

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>Mark Mid lane
>Instapick Invoker says mid or feed
>Whatevs, pick Anti-Fun
>Go to lane
>Last pick weaver comes to my lane
>Steals farm, whatever, I'm better at last hitting
>Die like a retard because I was too agressive
>Get 21 mins battlefury, start ricing
>Win game
If you can't 1v9 carry anytime on AM, you're basically worth nothing

>>147767707
firstly you need to leave your basement

>>147767670
>throws ad hominem
>no argument

typical solo queue manchild

>>147767812
I'm not in a basement.

>>147767635
>>147767502
>>147767363

crystal pls

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>>147767707
banish your target to the fourth sphere of hell

>>147767842
t. summerfag

so much debate buzzwords lul

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What went __Incredibly right?_____
Was the spectre

>>147767760
uh what the shit

you should have a battlefury at 16-17m at the latest even with a shitty lane.

>>147767707
for starters stop saving pictures of cute girls on your hard-drive, then ill see what i can do

>>147768012
>le typical bait master 9000

>>147768030
>Have the 3 heroes with the highest winrate in pubs in one team

>>147768030
enemy team did not build any true strike against radiance + butterfly and you were allowed to survive almost every fight past 20m as a result

>>147768079
I wasn't implying it was good timing, pretty terrible actually, despite all that I carried my retards

>>147768030
your teammates laning phase went better than expected and didn't shit the bed
congrats

>>147768213
wat
Which ones?

>>147768234
Radiance was first item at 17 min and butterfly last one at like 40 or something.

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>>147768030
>heart shadowblade kunkka
chotto matte...

>>147768385
>Ursa
>Spec
>Necro

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>timber is not OP

t. d2g

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Daily reminder

>>147768505
wow 53%?? holy SHIT this hero needs to be removed from the game
I think you're being a bit hysterical buddy

>>147768114
you got me m8

no seriously fuck off i was bating that guy hard

>>147768505
>53% is OP

d2g everybody

>>147768495
Spectre is a high winrate hero? I haven't played in a while and only recently have come back. This is good news since I like spectre.

>>147768642
>we are fine, its not 60%

t.dota 2 general

>>147768505
literally in the exact same image, crystal maiden has a higher winrate than timber
explain to me again how this shows that timber needs a nerf really badly?

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>>147768696

>>147768696
Well, she used to be much higher, like top 3, before the nerfs, pretty solid still though (55%)

>>147768505
Crystal maiden nerf when?

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>tfw no grant NEL cast

FUCK THIS SHIT

>>147768620
oh boner, never change

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>>147768905
you better believe im laughing at how pathetic you are right now

>>147768935
Seriously though, CM is mad OP in pubs.

>>147768642
Invoker used to have like 52% in all brackets just a few months ago

>>147768921
>>147768912
This is making me very pleased. I think I'm gonna go look for some pro builds and start playing spectre more. Love that hero.

>>147768804
crystal maiden can deal like 5k damage on level 6.

i haven't checked the numbers but its something like that

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Anybody wanna play some games with me? Just add me on Steam <3

http://steamcommunity.com/id/niknarcotic/

Does anyone know if Valve fixed the quest switching bug?

>>147769187
stop avatarfagging, nik
if you want friends just ask in the discord

>>147769274
I never avatarfag ;w;

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Why aren't you playing overwatch dotards

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>>147769187
No your friends seem like fags so you probably are too.

>>147769352
Burned by Blizzard one to many times

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>147769352
Nobody to healslut for right now.

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>>147769063
I think she's too reliant on having a support who's not brain dead. This is a match I played with a friend who played support venge.

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Uh... dotards?

>>147769427
>fell for the cata meme
>fell for the wod meme
>fell for the hs meme
>fell for the sc2 meme

I'm glad I fell for the ow meme at least, it's probably gonna be ruined by blizzard retarded balancing devs later on.

>>147768505
>highest pick rate
>highest win rate

remainder that numbers don't mean anything goyim, buy the compendium

>>147769352
because its TF3

>>147769506
are you blind?

>>147769573
Am I? There's no street signs there.

>>147769352
>supporting neo-blizz
might as well just donate to sjw patreons and skip the middleman

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>>147769506

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Hello, am blind, can you a show me where is dis street signs?

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>>147769506

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>tfw i was just falseflagging timer is/not OP or whatever the shit is fotm
>free yous
>replies left and right
>buttblasters up and down

L TO THE FUCKING MAO
THIS PLACE IS A (YOU) FACOTRY M888S!!!


FREEEE

YOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>147768505
He's fucking stronk this patch m8

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>>147769963
Mulder I don't believe in signs, I just believe in evidence.

>>147769963
Great, now show me the street, genius. Those are signs.

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To make this game more bearable we should have more OP heroes every patch not less. Fuck balance, I need something to 1v9 retards.

>>147770101
there is a street right over the hill

>>147770131
>tfw no femvoid gf
Is life really worth living at this point?

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>no street sign hero
dotards?

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>>147769352
playing what now

tfw no quantitative easing hero

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>LC questline
>Coming Soon

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>>147762274
I mean, source 1 is in the background at least.

>>147769963
That's not a sign you idiot that's a tree. Or possibly a land shark.

>>147769048
If icefraud balanced to pubs, wisp would be buffed significantly. Instead it has been nerfed or left alone for the past year or so.

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>>147770131
PA
>Normal Skill
I know

How many games do you need on a smurf to play ranked?

Are there people who still pick Sand King? I feel like he's too strong when he got aghs since he can burrowstrike on quite a distance.

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How are the european players in NEL not lagging?
They're playing on american servers aren't they, that means you get a ping of 150 ms at the very minimum.

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>>147770663
I'm more interested in the comic

>>147771403
og is in canada

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>TF2 gets a new patch and a comic
>Still no LC questline

Holy shit. My support came into my lane to bring me a plate of faerie nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of faerie nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I teleported away from her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Rylai but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bruno to be head of Valve so he can fix this broken game. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Seattle???? This is so fucked.

>>147772693
at least we're not counter strike who literally get nothing but community made skins every now and then

>>147772693
the questline has been done for a while

literally valve just spreading out their content

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Valvebro here

We learned about your degenerate obsession with Legion Commander being a muscular dom and are reworking her in the comic to become a petite dfc white girl. Please stop sexualizing women in video games, thank you.

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>>147762274
>>147764087

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>>147762274

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>>147762274
One last one, but this is from a REALLY old build.

>>147773625
I wish lc was still a man...
But we need more boobs, amirite gabe?

>>147773625
Why is LC white

>>147773625
>petite dfc white girl
I'm interested now

>>147770663
wasn't it labeled as "coming soon" since last month? LUL

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>come back from 8 month hiatus
>played ~14 games
>6 with intentional feeders
looks like this community got even worse

>>147754225
Hopefully wisp or sven

i want to autisticlly pick slark for 100 games, what steam avatar should i pick to go with that?

>>147776381

make your username Slark(Lifestealer safelane please) and make your avatar Phoenix.

>>147776381
smuganimeface.png

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>>147776381

>7k mmr average game
>someone randoms techies

L M A O
M
A
O

Nice playerbase guys

>>147776549
what kind of fish does slark taste like

>>147776630
catfish

>7k mmr average game
>some shit kid sucks dick

L M A O
M
A
O

nice playerbase guys

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>>147776381

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Is there anyway to see if im playing with a party?
i fucking hate having to assume that my team is going to chat in the game and not skype/private chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmQaFKUJPt8

>>147777116
yea

call the carry or support a shit player and see if anyone defends him

> tfw forgot how ez wins are with omni

I even get commended from the enemy team russians, because they think Im so good keeping my ooga boogas alive

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how to build her now?

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>>147777116
there actually is. look at the top where the heroes are shown, stacked parties are next to each other.
so depending on your position you can assume you're playing with a party. like if your hero is on the far right, you're matched with a 4 stack and so on.

>>147777290
its shit, nel is on. rtc playing phoenix GET IN HERE

>>147773625
>making LC look more like Angelina Jolie in this pic
>stop sexualizing

n-no


>petite dfc
this should be for pugna

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what did he mean by this

>>147777116

> using voice chat

Every time I do I get voice banned by asspained kiddos

>>147777116

Check people adjacent to each other for recent games and see if they're in them.

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>>147777458
Treads > Blink > Damage > Hurricane pike > Damage

ephey is so hot god damn it

>>147777550
>>147777582
so i have to assume that they are in a stack?
why can't valve just fucking tell us?
Why wait until the end of the game?

>>147777458
rush [spoiler ring of] repick [/spoiler]

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>be 4k
>choose clinkz in unranked because I'm a fucking valvedrone and have a level 130ish compendium
>enemy team has morphling, chen, and TB
>let my team know that we've picked ineffectively and have lost
>"NAHH MAN WE GOT THIS"
>all 4 of them bet 500
>we lose because TB's and Waternigger's ratting goes unhandled for too long
Are we back in splitpush meta?

ME: OOGA
TEAM: BOOGA

why?

>>147778074

dotes

what if I am actually a booga

>>147778018

Not organizing your shitter team to deathball at 10 min and splitpush meta are different things.

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>>147762274

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>>147778198
>you were the booga all along

>>147764440

holy shit I used to be obsessed with that actress

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>>147762274

>>147778354
Literally what did she mean by this face?

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>>147778313

What if you booga the ooga though, huh doturds?

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>>147778479
That her diaper is full of girlcum and pee and she wants you to change her, anon.

ded gaem LUL

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What balances him?

ooga

>>147778790
reddit?

>>147778962

#lowpriothings

so im a little over 7k mmr, how do i get noticed by pro teams? in europe by the way, dont know if that matters

>>147779089
>below 8k
>no connections
lmao @ ur life

>>147778923
Not, WHO, but what.
As in, where is the chink in his armor that makes him balanced?
>unkillable pre-20:00
>farms well after any flavor of regen has been acquired
>can splitpush like a nordic god
>can rush linkens and go unpunished because if he gets in a str-gain button push, he can press R between your two ""disables"" and warp to base

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>>147779223
and forgot my fucking image
Make sure to save this one, redditors, shit's vintage.

>>147779223
consider the following: a nuking hero

>>147779089
Hope its better over in Europe. I am about the same in NA and I regularly dumpster pros in pubs yet none of them will even talk to me about a team.

>>147779089
>>147779823
im sure this is true, all of it!

so im a little over 5k mmr, how do i get noticed by pro teams? in europe by the way, dont know if that matters

>>147779928
Believe it or don't, I don't care. Unless you are PPD about to offer me a place on EG your opinion is pretty worthless to me.

>>147759572
I would take a chink from Vancouver or a fucking manchildren, Peruvian, and stoners. Any fucking day.

Peruvians are literally the worst people in 3k - 5k bracket. It's like every time I play with them I have this seething rage to fucking wreck their faces.

There's literally no way to save Peruvians. Even fucking Jimmy Ho gave up. JIMMY 'DEMON' HO GAVE UP ON THEM.

Someone must've thought of an idea to spread a virus via Dota into the internet cafes at Peru so they can't fucking play.

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>>147780170
When are you going to tell us how much your account cost?

UUUUHH

DOTARDS?

>>147780315
dead game BrokeBack

>>147780205
>over*

Fuck Peruvians.

Also, who killed LC lewd poster?

>>147780170
who are you then? because i really doubt that anyone from d2g is >7k with the exception of beesa.

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>>147780414
He got a free vacation for posting it in /SuicideWatchg/
t. friend of said cuckold

>>147780414
You mean Coconut?
He got banned for posting his retarded pasta on /owg/

>>147780414
Are you missing cartoon porn?

>>147776549
>>147776806
Is there an image like this for Lion? I'm spamming him like hell.

>>147780470
I am not really interested in this general honestly, I only really come here to kill time these days. I am only asking here on the off chance someone here is actually knowledgeable in such things.

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What is the name of the video game genre that Dota falls into?

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>>147780649
I've got two

>>147780785
ASSFAGGOTS

>>147780786
Please post. Thanks, fham.

>>147780763
alright. you could get an nel vouch and play with relatively shitty ping, but get good experience and make connections. you could also wait until the next major and make a qualifier team.

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>>147780785
Aeon of
Strife -
Styled
Fortress
Assault
Game
Going
On
Two
Sides

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Bonus third Lion

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Console-exclusive fourth lion that's really just a lina pic containing lion

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Fifth and final DLC lion

>>147781462
Based. Thanks again, anon.

>>147780909
NEL is cool and all but after this short slow spell in eports it will be irrelevant again. Qualifier team might work but I am already looking for a team so it is redundant.

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>>147781583
>ctrl+f finger
>find two more lions
No problem, always happy to share the memeoire.

>>147777458
some boots, aquila, wand, blight stone > take ancients > deso > pike > small crit > bkb? > big crit > AC

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>>147781816
Whoops, that's not a lion.

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>>147782112
Sounds good, since nothing really matters and reddit will defend you until they die.
Timestamp or illegitimate and homosexual.

>>147782148
now it's only worse because he can negate any fucking damage dealt to him and it isn't even random anymore
fuck void and his 40 mana time lapse, same level of cancer as pa daggers

When did Attacker got gud so much, from being a dumb Kunkka main to what he is now?

>>147782112
nerf timber
buff rosh
nerf sven
nerf dazzle weave uptime
nerf warlock too, i know he isnt meta

>>147782517
Maining Kunkka taught him everything he needed to know about how to lane and farm efficiently and map awareness.

>>147782505
At least you get stick charges for that cunt's dagger

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>>147782524
>nerf warlock
Fuck you.
All supports need nerfed, but warlock needs it the least.

>>147782708
he needs to be nerfed as mid, not as support

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>>147782805
Where the fuck do you see warlock mid?
>shit slow
>nonexistent harass outside of casting W, which he can't then cast it on himself
>no escape
>scales like dogshit with farm after two items

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>>147782383
>See this

What...the fuck?

>>147783014
his damage output is unreal
not saying he is too good, just nerf his damage a bit
same can be said for zeus, but warlock is tankier

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>>147782383
>New Hampshire

>>147782708
It's not the supports that are over powered, but the comeback mechanics

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This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

>there are literal cuckolds who still have this thing installed

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>>147783170
He doesn't play this shit game anymore, he just masturbates to his shit negroid ""waifu"" and browses nonwhite2g

Which is the best hero for rapier feeding?

>>147783720
Ember Spirit

>>147783720
chen

>>147783324
hey my wife's son enjoy this game fuck you

>Star wars episode 8
>A tree created the dark side
>A FUCKING TREE

What carry is good for solo queue?

>>147783720
NP. Farm it up fast deliver it right to the intended target.

>>147783905
Furion

>>147783326
Did he go pure autism after being stuck in normal skill bracket?

>looking at top money earned in esports
>arteezy is top20

rofl, even with professional salaries I think he's easily in the top 50

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>>147783905
>A tree created the dark side
where did you get that mate?

>>147783324
>Social eating
What is this

>>147783905
>>147784264

>expecting anything Disney Wars shits out to be good
Everything post-buyout has been awful, why would you expect different?

>>147784264
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-8-leaked-set-photos-show-millennium-falcon-on-ahch-to-a7011081.html

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>>147784398
Pretending to have meals with friends through Twitch. What a time to live in, eh?

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>>147782505
>he loses to PA

>you're laning with a dazzle
>he shadow waves the creep wave right as you're about get the dosh
>he never pulls, you have to do it yourself
triggered

>>147785342
how about if you carry yourself out of 3k?

>>147784584
i don't, because I'm not a faggot that can't buy a blademail, she's just fucking annoying as shit in laning phase, same goes for void

>50 lh at 6:00
How?

>>147785484
imblying

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Remove scan mechanic, yes or no?

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Timbersaw hotfix nerf when?

>>147785957
Yes

>>147786138
prob after ti

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GIVE ME ALL THE FARM, I HAVE A GAME TO WIN_

>>147787097
>sub 50% winrate in 5k
?

WE NEED TANK

lmao 2skadi

>>147768012
>le tee. meme

>>147788907
t. retard

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>tfw no black sniper hero

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>>147783226
????????

>>147789358
>Sniper
Classic Dallas

>>147783226
Wouldn't say he's COMPLETELY shit, fatal bonds + aoe fucks anyone up late game.

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>Russia will NEVER EVER have a good dota team

>Muh free market
>Muh capitalism
>Muh post-soviet decline
>Life expectancy in Russia has fallen by 8 years since 1991

>6.88b
>Agility now increases attack speed by 0.75
Thanks icefrog

My record for today is 2 wins 9 losses

please fucking kill me

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>>147789884
Can you not bully Russians they already have it bad enough.

why arent teams picking alchemist

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>going to sleep
>no naked cat moon princess in my bed

>>147790327
That anatomy needs a bit of fixing.

>>147782517

>he fell for the versatility meme
getting very good at one hero and exploring it's limits makes you have an idea on how to reach that limit for all heroes

>>147790398
then fix it faggot

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>>147790615
i can't I'm tired and i'm watching TV

Remember to launch 64 bit dota, since the patch defaults to 32 bit

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Greetings dotards, eventful night.

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>>147790865
da fuk u say?

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>>147790865
what's up loser