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Team Pyro!
Yeah!
Team Fortress !
>>147744847
Kill yourself
>>147745106
No, thanks. I love my life too much to ever wanna commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide
As a Pyro main i'm still team heavy, he deserves more tools
>>147745437
thanks mate
>>147745437
as someone who doesn't play much of both classes, i think pyro needs a rework, mostly to fix flamethrower mojo and make the visual flame actually match the trajectory of the damage
>>147745650
If you want it to work like you want it to then use the phlog
>>147745650
Wouldn't those just be bugfixes and already part of the major balance changes already guaranteed?
where are the patch notes?
>>147747856
not out yet
>no pass
are we free?
>>147745263
>Trips
>based
>selfish act
So you are like selfish for doing what you want with your body and not affecting anyone reatard.
Fucking Volvo what the fuck just release the fucking patch notes it's not fucking hard it's not like you will fucking change anything anything else before the fucking patch arrives fuck
>>147744671
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE, VALVE?!
dead thread lmao
why is sniper the best class omfg
NEATO MAINTENENCE
>inb4 pyro wins because autists
>>147772056
I picked the losing team.
>Shortstop
>Added an Alt-fire attack -- reach out and shove someone!
?????
>All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
Neat, thankfully they didn't touch the vaccinator otherwise.
THEY BROKE THE MEDIC
AAAAA
Medic
Base
All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
Previously only available on The Quick Fix
Quick Fix
berCharge rate reduced to +15% (from +25%)
Overdose
Increased movement speed bonus to +20% (from +10%)
Increased damage penalty to -15% (from -10%)
Dropped Mediguns
Stored berCharge begins to decay over time after coming to rest
>All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
>>147772541
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
is there no lan option anymore?
>Heavy got nerfed
>>147772404
It only just started you retard, start fragging if you want to win
is it just me or are these balance changes random as fuck?
Scout
Crit-A-Cola
Added Marked-for-Death debuff for 2 seconds after the buff effect expires
The Soda Popper
Added "On hit: build Hype"
Removed "build hype by running around"
Shortstop
Added an Alt-fire attack -- reach out and shove someone!
Removed +healing bonus
Reduced pushback vuln to +20% (from +40%)
Sun on a stick
Take 25% less damage from fire while deployed
Soldier
The Righteous Bison
Fixed a bug causing players to be hit by the same projectile multiple times, causing the damage dealt to vary wildly
Per-shot damage has been increased to compensate, resulting in slightly more damage on average
Point-blank deals 54 damage (previously 20-80)
Maximum range deals 24 damage (previously 14-56)
Slowed projectile by 30%
Projectile damage reduced by 25% for each enemy penetrated
Updated projectile impact sound
The Disciplinary Action
Reduced duration of speed bonus on teammates to 2 seconds (from 3)
The Rocket Jumper
Updated model/materials and sound
Sniper
Cozy Camper
Now requires a full charge to gain flinch resistance
The Sydney Sleeper
When fully charged, or when making a headshot, now applies Jarate in a radius
Scoped shots now extinguish teammates
The Cleaner's Carbine
Removed hidden +10% damage taken multiplier while under the effects
Heavy
Natascha and Brass Beast
20% damage resistance now only applies when spun up and below 50% max health
Huo-Long Heater
Added -10% damage
Added +25% increased damage vs. burning players
Reduced ammo drain to -4/sec (from -6)
Reduced pulse damage from Ring of Fire to 12 (from 15) due to increased damage vs. burning
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Fixed "damage taken" multiplier accidentally being +10%, instead of the listed +25%
>>147772753
If I could connect to the item server
>nerfed cozy camper
;_;
Spy
Base
Max speed increased to 320
Enforcer
Attacks pierce resist and absorb effects from all sources
Pyro
All Flamethrowers
Added: Direct damage reduces Medi Gun healing and resist shield effects by 25%
Medics hear a "healing interrupted" sound when this is happening to their heal target
The Manmelter
Removed (hidden) 20% fire rate penalty
Medic
Base
All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
ÃœberCharge rate reduced to +15% (from +25%)
Overdose
Increased movement speed bonus to +20% (from +10%)
Increased damage penalty to -15% (from -10%)
Dropped Mediguns
Stored ÃœberCharge begins to decay over time after coming to rest
Demoman
Base
All boots now require a shield to activate any move speed bonus listed on the item
The Iron Bomber
Decreased the fuse time to 1.4 seconds (from 2.0)
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Increased charge time reduction to -70% (from -50%)
Increased damage bonus for (max) charged shots to +35% (from +25%)
Increased clip size penalty to -50% (from -25%)
Removed "Stickybombs fizzle 4 seconds after landing"
The Sticky Jumper
Updated model/materials and sound
Engineer
Base
Level 1 teleporters now cost 50 metal (previously 125)
Widowmaker
Damage increased +10% when attacking the same target as your sentry
Eureka Effect
Reduced "50% less metal from Dispensers and Pickups" to 20%
Added "Teleporters cost 50% less metal"
The Short Circuit
Base projectile attack is -10 metal (hit or miss) and then add -5 metal for each projectile destroyed (sometimes a buff, sometimes a nerf)
The Pomson
Fixed an exploit with shooting through your own buildings
Increased close-range damage to 72
Reduced long-range damage to 32
Updated projectile impact sound
what is this casual shit
ANYONE KNOW WHAT IS IN THE PERFECT STRANGER CRATE??
>>147772738
>Heavy vs Pyro war
>Heavy got a gun buff to benefit from afterburn
>mfw
i am now a spy main
wew
>>147772981
Yes.
>>147773048
pretty cool actually
do the rockets look any different
>>147772981
Strange parts, Strange love and war items i believe strange natasha degreeser powerjack and sandvich
sydney sleeper is viable now holy SHIT
what in god's name is the point
>All Mediguns allow the Medic to match the speed of their heal target
pocket scouts ww@ ????!!!!!
>>147772541
Is the medigun speed buff that big of a deal? Medic is already one of the fastest classes. He'll have to hook onto a scout for this to matter.
>>147772781
I can't think of any of these changes that I out right hate although for scout I don't think the sun on a stick buff is enough, same with the cozy camper and the Natasha nerf seems too harsh
>>147773162
>not gunboats
JUST FUCK ME UP TO BE HONEST
>>147773206
This is idiotic and looks fucking terrible.
>>147773206
>scout can now airblast
nice one eric
>>147773206
why does the shortstop keep getting memed on. every change for it didn't make sense at all
>>147773206
>a 1kg Scout pushing a 20 ton Heavy out of the way
>>147773228
this mostly affects the 6s midfights as this means that the medic can get wayyy faster to mid by grabbing a scout
>mfw people expected a proper update with class reworks and new weapons
>>147773206
I suppose it'd be kinda funny to bully ubers.
>>147773206
>>147773286
>>147772932
Pyro change seems a bit extreme regarding medic I'm pissed none of the shields got buffed, and the pompson change wasn't enough
"It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it's not gonna be both!"
>say 2 classes are unbalanced
>not rebalancing both
hur dur
>>147773206
not shown: his hilarious little grunts as he does it
>>147773638
i hope they are just lying and rebalance both at the same time anyways
>>147772781
Is that a bison nerf? literally why would you nerf it? it's worse than the shotgun almost all the time anyway.
also,
>natascha/brass beast nerf
wow that heavy/pyro update better give them something else because they were shit to start with (natascha less so).
>quick fix nerf again
they got rid of the unique speed matching aspect and nerfed it again for no real reason.
everything else seems ok with me though.
and once again, valve shows they have no fucking idea about what actually needs to be balanced
>>147773638
The forum post said they'll do it for both eventually, just one first.I hope it's Heavy who wins, anons, I'm one of the guys that made the better rated heavy set. Go win me those possible dollaridoos
Mann Co. Supply Munitions Series #103
The Iron Bomber
The Panic Attack
The Back Scatter
The Quickiebomb Launcher
The Ambassador
The Reserve Shooter
The Degreaser
The Powerjack
Natascha
The Sandvich
Strange Part: Damage Dealt
Strange Part: Allied Healing Done
Strange Part: Critical Kills
Strange Part: Pyros Killed
Strange Part: Heavies Killed
>>147773638
>>147773742
they said afterwards that both are getting an update, this is just for who gets it first
>>147773747
>they contact b4nny and maybe other pros(?) for insight
>literally most of these changes are fucking garbage
>even the changes to the maps don't fit what the _pro variants are
I'm just so lost on wtf happened, maybe pros are bad at balancing.
>>147773817
>no part for kills enemies got by picking up your weapon
>>147773817
the sandvich is gonna be pricey as fuck man
>>147773817
>strange part: damage dealt
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT GEEL
>Spy
>Base
>Max speed increased to 320 (from 300)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>valve servers get removed
>watch my favorite community server flourish with life for the first time in years.
When will the item server return from the war
When will Valve be scrapping TF2 and making TF3?
>>147774059
Never
>swiftwater is finally an official map
thank christ above
>>147774070
also never
>>147774016
>can now disguised as medic and even the extremly detailed fuck can't tell the speed difference
This is so fucking funny on many levels, can't wait for "diguise as scout and get the same speed as him" buff.
>DDS is out of the nerf zone for yet another year
>>147774016
I MUST KILL FAST BUT BULLETS TOO SLOW
>>147774051
>can't join favorite servers anymore because they're full
>shooting a medic with the pomson 6000
you can always tell when they start to panic
>>147774159
>>147774182
Thanks Valve. I just want my Disgaea hats.
i feel kinda sad that quickplay got removed
It should have been all three things
Quickplay
Casual
Comp
>>147773206
upward's gonna be swarming with scouts for months
>>147744935
>actually included the HW from Doom 2
I'm impressed
>No connection to game coordinator
>>147773206
why don't they just delete the FaN already?
https://www.twitch DOT tv/foodcrew4u
I thought the Soldier changes were going to be big.
>>147774373
You still have non-valve servers. I think casual play seems fun, tho, it's just like quickplay but without being able to leave for the round.
>>147773974
not really, unless it's a "rare" or the box itself is rare it will quickly go down
>>147774373
Quickplay was fun.
Find the mode, find that map you like, and play away in a varied skilled pub match.
God I'm gonna miss those simple times :(
The prinny knife is a fucking weapon.
are all custom huds not working because all I have is just a thing to make damage numbers bigger and that's not working. the default numbers are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see
>meddling with base movement speed
this can't go well
>>147774574
this is awful
Pyrofags on suicide watch.
DO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS STILL EXIST IN CASUAL MODE
where is my item server
>Valve servers gone
i'm out
>>147774992
They're casual mode now.
>>147774946
looks like you'll have to wait for the servers to come back up
>Used to play Pyro on 2fort all the time
>got pretty good at reflect
>Get into lobbies and pickups
>use pyro less and less
>now get the choice to see the game absolutely ruined or get pyro a buff
oh boy what a great WAR update indeed
>>147774987
Try connecting to a local server or loading up a training map. That's always worked for me before.
Can Scout deny ubers with Shortstop now?
Someone has to test it.
>>147774732
proof?
>Level 1 teleporters now cost 50 metal (previously 125)
>Sun on a Stick takes 25% less damage from fire while deployed
>The Manmelter has removed (hidden) 20% fire rate penalty
The only good things this update has desu senpai.
>new taunts, item reworks, competitive mode is now here
>all these fucking things are down. item server is fucked. all matchmaking is fucked
Thanks valve I sure do like playing on shitty instant respawn community server with only stock weapons
>>147775064
>matchmaking to play casually
nah, not dealing with this fucking cancer
>>147772932
>Level 1 teleporters now cost 50 metal (previously 125)
holy hell
Wait, wasn't there supposed to be a medal for playing pass time beta? I got my prinny stuff (and genuine wolfenstein items, since the physical copy I registered was apparently pre-ordered), and a couple of crates, in the brief item server uptime, but no pass medal
What side should I pick.
>>147775423
Pyro
Heavyfags are literally r3ddittors
>penalties for leaving casual games
epic
Call me when the item server is back up
>>147775064
which makes it even worse, considering who used quickplay actually wanted it because it was faster than browsing down 2 pages of instant respawn servers
god fucking damn it
>>147775423
The one that gives you food
>>147775467
Community server cancer it is then.
>>147775290
>>Sun on a Stick takes 25% less damage from fire while deployed
>WHILE DEPLOYED
it's still worthless
>>147775372
you'll be back tomorrow faggot
>>147775423
Pyro if you want a challenge
Literally having a medic stapled to your butt isn't a challenge
>>147775467
are you fucking serious?
>teleporters now cost 50 metal to build
>upon destruction, teleporters give 60 metal
go nuts
>>147775483
kk hit me with ur digits
>>147775596
I only come to these threads during large updates like these, so yeah, probably.
>>147775460
you got that the wrong way around furfag
>>147775649
>destroying 10 teleporters when you can just find an ammo box quicker
great strategy m8
>Sun on a Stick bonus only works when the weapon is out
>meanwhile Atomizer
>IF THE MEDIC'S HEAL TARGET DIES HE MAINTAINS THE SPEED BOOST THEY GAVE HIM
GAME BROKEN
>>147775467
and that's the last nail on that coffin
>>147774473
>2 simultaneous threads
wew
I get a penalty for abandoning a CASUAL match?
Well... Skial it is then...
>they removed quick-play
>penalties FOR LEAVING CASUAL MODE
Jesus fucking Christ the cancer is here
What sort of bullshit thinking is this?
I'm playing a mode called casual but I'm not allowed to play it casualty?
Oh and I also need to sit and wait to get in a fucking game if I just want to mess around
Fuck you Valve, fucking niggers
And before you say COMMUNITY SERVERS, maybe I don't like waiting 5 minutes to download 50 images of brony shit and custom sounds some retard put on his server
And maybe I don't like servers with shit like premium in them
What a shit update god
>>147775767
just bind a key to both destroy and build a tele, spam it enough where you're doing it 10 times per 3 seconds while running in the small area of debris destruction and you'll get ammo out of the kazooie
>>147775767
>thinking you can't just meme it by making a build/destroy script
>>147775887
what are the penalties even?
>>147775887
>And before you say COMMUNITY SERVERS, maybe I don't like waiting 5 minutes to download 50 images of brony shit and custom sounds some retard put on his server
>And maybe I don't like servers with shit like premium in them
Then go to one of the countless servers that don't have either?
no connection to game coordinator
>>147775887
>And before you say COMMUNITY SERVERS, maybe I don't like waiting 5 minutes to download 50 images of brony shit and custom sounds some retard put on his server
Play on Skial or LotusClan then, retard.
>>147776070
it counts as a loss, you get no xp and can't queue again for some time. I don't know what amount of time in particular, the servers are fucking down.
>20% damage resistance now only applies when spun up and below 50% max health
>All boots now require a shield to activate any move speed bonus listed on the item
>Removed "build hype by running around"
>servers are all down
LOL
did they keep a running tally of who is winning in the last war? or do you only find out at the end?
>>147775887
>maybe I don't like waiting 5 minutes to download 50 images of brony shit and custom sounds some retard put on his server
you don't have to, you can toggle downloading custom content on or off (or at least you used to be able to)
>prinny hats
Is this the first time an anime game got a promotional item in tf2?
i dont like some of the people this update brought here
they type like they're from /b/
when will they leave
>new crate with community requested strange weps
>only 5 new stranges one which existed as festive
>no new parts
>no eureka effect
>no short circuit
>no objector
thanks valve
EPIC POST
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4rpyfh/the_carlton_taunt_will_never_have_an_unusual/
reddit truly is the funniest site ever hahahahaha! memes!
>>147776303
this type of behaviour is why your cuck general is just full of furfags outside of update time imo tbqh famm
>>147776260
Nep hats when?
>>147776428
go back there
>>147776260
think so
remember when they wouldnt add skullgirls hats because it interfered with the artstyle
>>147776480
Nep lewds when
are the beta passes/gift beta passes still in your inventory
>>147776554
just ask renard for them
>Install game after 4 years
>Can't see any sprays
>Forgot what options did this game had.
Help me /tf2g/.
>>147776462
there aren't many furfags here, what are you on a bout?
now anime shitposters and tripfags, that's another matter
reminder that if the mji was here this thread would be orderly and under control
>>147776598
I just did
>>147776480
what could we get? The D-clips?
>random fps drops
ebin
>>147776462
consider suicide
>>147775423
Heavy
Pyrofags are literally r3ddittors, bronies, furries, and children
>>147776598
Renard I need you
haha it's /v/ermins time!
what's the command to bookmark now?
>>147776723
Obviously a Nep plushie for your ass.
>>147776750
that means pyro will win without fail
i just want mm to work so i can lord my rank over all of you shitters
>just play on community servers
if you like to follow their retarded rules, or want to get killed by some squeaker who stole mommy's credit card to have super donator powers, or witness less retarded than super powers but still retarded vip system, sure
tf2 community is a joke
>>147773206
Time to block some ubers
>>147776220
They updated it each day iirc
>>147776960
play mm then you baddie
>>147776845
I normally hate the cop out plush stuck to your belt promo items, but I'd make an exception hereand those nep tubes as grenade replacers
>>147776960
But I can't use mods on Valve servers.
>>147776960
this
fuck this, i'm very tempted to uninstall. Next to Valve servers being wiped, matchmaking being a fucking joke that punishes leavers in the fucking CASUAL mode. I don't know what to think anymore
>>147776681
ok
new mji when
>>147777777
>favorite hud is going to be broken for the next few days.
COORDINATOR'S UP
https://steamstat.us/
>Dubs on /vg/
>>147777203
never
that ship has finally sailed when valve pubs died
tf2g is ded
enjoy the maggots
>>147777080
I uninstalled and I'm reinstalling for one last shot of hope.
>>147776960
>>147777080
Skial and LotusClan you dopes
>TF2 is shit
>Overwatch is shit
wat do?
>>147777382
so cancer or aids?
>Complain that Quickplay killed community servers
>Complain when forced to use community servers as a replacement for Valve pubs
Are you people ever happy?
>>147777407
CSGO maybe?
>>147777407
Kill yourself.
>>147777021
I just want to jump in and get some shit done
I don't want to get stuck in a fucking matchmaking nightmare
This is not a 1v1 fucking game this is a god damned team game, mathmaking means winning and losing half the time because you're making it a coin toss for whoever's gonna win
It is the EXACT SAME PROBLEM that overwatch is having fresh off the start and now valve is making it even worse on themselves by having TWELVE VERSUS TWELVE MATCHMAKING
THAT'S LITERALLY A FOOTBALL MATCH WORTH OF PEOPLE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>147777408
>Making up problems so you can cry about them
>>>/tumblr/
>>147777465
It's the autism
>>147777465
I never complained about the former because I hated a majority of community servers
>>147777493
>making up problems
kek
You can still just open up server lists and jump around right? You don't actually have to use matchmaking do you?
>>147777465
Only community servers complained about quickplay
Quickplay was a fucking holy blessing
Now all I've left is fucking pickups
>>147777480
>he can't win while carrying the team on his back
?
are you a trashmonster?
>>147777465
to be fair it'll take a while for good community servers to exist again, seeing as only shit existed in the wake of quickplay
Thanks to this beautiful update, I met my match. See you guys on Overwatch.
>>147777641
I can do that 50% of the time
exactly as much as anyone else that's gonna play matchmaking and is gonna carry a team
>>147777754
>complaining about being a trashmonster
ok
>>147777641
>tfw i play TF2 for a long time no
>tfw i main Heavy, Engie and Demoknight
>tfw i an not good enought to carry an entire team, but can push a victory with enough time
>finally come back to tf2
>play scout
>click on people
>can't hit shit
wtf
>>147777407
Dirty Bomb
>>147777871
>main Heavy, Engie and Demoknight
kill self
>>147774694
So you can't even choose gamemode or map anymore?
>>147777812
You'll be a trashmonster 50% of the time, too
It's how it's supposed to work
This is what you get
someone post the hud fix again jannies deleted the thread it was in
>>147777524
What's bad about Skial and Lotus
it should've been pyro vs engineer nobody likes playing against those shitty classes
>>147778001
info.vdf
"info"
{
"ui_version" "1"
}
>not using 4chan x
Casual Mode doesnt work when I click search nothing happens
>>147777465
This is exactly what I was thinking
Now that's much more of a focus on community servers you people are bitching like there's no tomorrow
>Coordinator still down
EAT YOUR SHIT GOIYMS
>Used to spend time inside a rock on Frontier, letting snipers outside the map while faggot blu team raged and switched teams to kick me, but got kicked themselves.
>Can't just join a Valve server with Frontier anymore
>Community servers have plugins against quantum crouch
>Upward glitch completely fixed as well
I'm dead inside.
15 minutes my ass
>>147778009
Both had virus-carrying and loud-blasting unpausable videos in their motd
Not having your motd completely disabled and allowing servers to play ANYTHING on the client's borwser is a huge mistake
>>147773048
>people complain you can't tell the jumpers apart after weapons skins come out
>stick a fucking traffic sign and nerf barrel onto it
I dig it
>>147778167
Servers are down.
So, Blizzard won?
>>147778251
u should be dead outside too
>>147777952
Sorry mate, but no, i always like playing support roles.
All i get is a little jealous of high scores, but i if helped someone do it, its enough for me
Somehow i can't medit though
>>147778274
You can disable HTML MOTDs in the Advanced Options.
>>147778308
everybody lost
>coordinator still down
This happens literally every time Valve tries to do anything, holy shit. Get some better server infrastructure.
>>147778410
>>147778410
>>147778410
>>147778410
>>147778410
>people think valve cares
they just press "update" and then ignore it
>Want to play after a 4 years hiatus
>Everything is down
I guess I'll wait another 4 years
>>147778382
It wouldn't prevent anything by itself
It probably still doesn't
I haven't checked since I've installed the script to disable servers from doing anything stupid with the client
>tfw been playing my brain dry nonstop with overwatch for weeks
>felt like escaping and go back to comfy and refreshing tf2
>not even a day passes and it gets changed completely to be more like overwatch
>froyo vs ronin
>ronin is running 2 Amby spies instead of scouts
>muma is full time pyro
>phorophor on vaccinator
>game crashes as soon as froyo caps mid
this is going to take some getting used to.
team pyro or team heavy?
>>147778803
>playing with view models
>>147778942
Pyro. Pyro needs it more.
all those changes literally no one asked for while missing things people asked for
>The crit a cola nerf is a joke
>The inferior natascha and brass beast get a nerf for no reason as well as the meat sandvich nerfed
>Sun on a stick is still shit
>Quickfix is nearly useless compares to other mediguns
>More catering to demoknights
>No croc shield change
>No buff to the classic
>Machina remains the same
>Uber and Vita saw remains the same
Shit update
>>147778942
Heavy easily.
I really want to play the game but the game is downloading right now so I'll have to wait
>>147778942
Team Pyro
>>147778347
that's gay as fuck
also demoknight and heavy are for shitters
play medic if you like supporting
I guess I'll jump into the quick play as soon as possible
videogames join irc please
hotdogs or ham tortillas?tf2 or overwatch?
what rank are you guys aiming to achieve?
keep in mind anything under kill consultant is trash-tier
That new view model mode looks good
>>147778942
Heavy, duh.
>>147779285
Death Merchant or bust.
>>147779285
death merchant
>>147779035
>More catering to demoknights
How is the shield equip REQUIREMENT catering to demoknights?
>>147779285
Problem solver
>>147779001
>>147779124
>>147779045
They're both getting free items because valve's retarded
Supporting teams is retarded since they're getting equal treatment in the end
fuck these dumbass servers with quake sounds this shit is annoying as fuck and i dont want to see "PLAYER IS FUCKING DOMINATING" after every kill
>>147779285
I like small time thug's emblem the most. I am just going to give my best and hope for good results.
Farwell tf2g..
>>147779285
kill consultant sounds sweet
>>147778803
how's the original looking with this?
>>147779406
I'd rather not have Pyro winning anything, even if he gets items despite losing.
>>147779406
>implying demo could've gotten gunboats too
>>147779035
machina is perfect the way it is now
>>147779368
I want to ____ that clown
>>147779285fresh meat
give me my items reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>147779564
did you even read anything
they said pyro will get an update too eventually
this event is literally pointless and just a lame attempt to get the community hyped
>>147779641arrest and use my shitcurity brand stun baton on
>>147779641KILL
>>147779804
>>147779804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
>>147779641
Remove.
>>147779285
Can't wait for all the retards with Death merchant's badge as their steam avatar.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>>147779953
rip
How do I use the min viewmodel
>>147772781
Shirtstop is dead for the blitzscout, i had a strange prof ks one too
>>147778942
Pyro, love.
>>147779998
Mouse over it
>>147779953
Real thread theme
https://youtu.be/gOx4jFWTscY
>>147779998
advanced options near the bottom
is comp working for anyone?
>>147779368
Honestly this how I use the term:
Stickybomb launcher = Demoman
Shield = Demoknight
Charin targe with a grenade launcher and bottle is a demoknight IMO. Ali baba's wee booties with a stickybomb launcher and eyelander is a demoman.
I think ima go team pyro for the hell of it
>>147779285
none because i'm not playing matchmaking
HOW
TO
BOOKMARK
DURING
RECORDS
fuck this niggers
goodnight all
>tfw favorite server is active again
>everyone has stock loadouts cuz servers down
comfy
>>147780215
servers are down bitch
>tfw hud is broken and abandoned by its creator
>>147779641
Bond burger
>>147779285
>raging sociopath
MOM'S
Is it just me or did the new update break custom Huds?
>all TF2 pros already left for OW
So, what's the point of the comp mode now?
>>147780447
every update breaks custom huds
solution: stop using custom huds
>Teleporters now cost 50 metal to create
>Drop 60 when destroyed
LITERALLY NOBODY AT VALVE TESTS THIS SHIT
>>147780454
to make the majority of the player base play comp rather than the .01% that did before
>>147780215
Nope.
>>147780447
Every update breaks custom huds
What are the new stranges they got in the new crate?
>comp matchmaking was intended for pros
loving every laugh
>>147780454
>OW
>pros
>>147780054
youre funny
>>147780396
GONNA
>>147780375
>yshud
I hate this
>>147780447
>>147780486
>>147780502
They updated it so they won't break every single time now after this patch
Holy shit this just happened right now
>be me
>playing vs Hale mode
>some Chinese dude micspams Allstar
>can't surrender in the meme battle
>micspams John Cena's theme because I'm an autistic mark
>admin silences me
Now understand that my nickname was Gas all kikes
>the chat says "Gas all kikes have been mute for 30 minutes (reasons: all kikes)"
>the voicechat goes fucking wild like it's Wrestlemania 3
>mfw
DEMO BOOTS NERF
6s CRUTCH BABY SPAMMERS BTFOOOOOIO
>>147780719
>be me
whoa
>Been hours since the update hit
>still no servers
>valve probably isn't even in office atm
GG valve.
WHY IS MY HUD GONE
>2 and a half hours
>Coordinator still down
Valve was a mistake
Enforcer
Attacks pierce resist and absorb effects from all sources
What the hell does this mean?
>That's when it hit us: Take matchmaking and apply it to video games.
>"But what about...?" you say, and we cut you off mid-sentence, gently place our fingers on your lips and whisper: Matchmaking has never existed in video games before.
im glad they are self aware and understand how late they are to this
i just hope they understand that theyre TOO late and pull the plug already instead of shamelessly attempting to milk every penny out of whats left of the playerbase
>>147779285
Liqudator
> those engineer buffs
>>147781001
it means fuck the vaccinator just like the pyro changes
why does valve have such a hateboner for the vacc?
>>147781001
like if the enemy medic is using the vacinator it wont reduce the damage of ur enforecer bullet
>>147781117
The Vacc was a stupid idea
>>147777965
nope. you used to be able to hop into any server of your liking, play for as long as you want, then bail when bored
now you have to be matched up, in a choice of gamemodes when you might have wanted to play only one, on a map you might not like
gg valve, you destroyed the best part of the game
>Added an Alt-fire attack -- reach out and shove someone!
Goodbye TF2, you won't be missed.
>Just bought a strange brass beast last night
>It gets nerfed the next morning
fuck
>>147781183
>in a choice of gamemodes
You can deselect all modes but the one you want retard
>>147781202
>scout will never be able to shove ms pauling
>Update is out
>still no waifus
what's the point?
>>147781202
its hilarious looking
it's basically an airblast that only works on players
>>147781183
>what is the server browser
>>147781298
UHM, EXCUSE FUCKING YOU
>>147781308
>admins
>plugins
>autistic rules
>community cock sucking
>24/7 x map
not worth it
>>147781183
if anything they revived community servers because you have to go there now for the original pub experience
>>147781308
No more Valve servers.
MATCH MAKING IS FINALLY HERE.
>>147781305
so, a FaN blast without damage
>>147781398
>too autismal to find a decent community server
>>147781438
and the fact that you have a weapon that has more than 2 shots and lets you jump while firing without getting your movement completely fucked
>>147781448
>decent community server
none such exist
and all the "decent" ones have the first 4 issues anyway
>>147781239
you have to pick two. i dont want CP and payload, i just want payload
>>147781380
Now that's a proper waifu, Anon.
You have great taste
>tfw cant buy soldier crates
guess valve doesnt want my neet money
Has anyone actually been able to do a quick play match? Whenever I press join or whatever it says trying to reconnect to game something
>yfw casual completely kills off Powerhouse servers
>>147781683
I can't even connect to the game coordinator.
>>147781298
Solider is the only waifu for me.
I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
> no more valve servers
I'm cashing out
Thanks for literally killing the game
>now I have to play with sandbagging plat aimbots
>this update will kill Overwatch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>147781202
>kritz pocket scouts shooting 45 damage pistols and one-shotting medics with hitscan
and that's why i'm glad i bailed years ago
maybe i'll try my hand at modding once it finally fucking dies
which character is the best when aimhacking? I've never played TF2 before and i even with a tank i keep getting bursted down.
COMMUNITY SERVERS ARE ALIVE AGAIN
Finally a reason to play
>Needing hacks to play video games
>Not just trying to git gud instead
Also, go practice with bots on training mode so you can get a feel for each class and their role. That's why it exists.
doesn't this spy "buff" make it easier to spot disguised spies??
>>147781913
>tank
lol
>>147781913
Pyro
You can airblast anything, it makes you literally invincible
>>147781913
Demodindu.
>>147781957
Enjoy your cancer I guess?
>>147781858
fuck off blizztard
>>147781980
are you stupid
Hi, Overwatch player here, do you get free loot every time you level up in this game?
Also, why the lack of female champions?
>>147781858
Overwatch's own ranked mode already killed it
Get better bait, m8.
This new casual mode sounds great to play with some of my friends that normally don't play TF2 but have some interest in it.
They always got discouraged by the autoscrambles putting me against them.
>>147782094
>do you get free loot every time you level up in this game
no
>why the lack of female champions?
im not sure
i think gaben hates women
>also why the lack of female champions
>champions
>lack of female
im not even giving you a (You)
>>147782094
>Hi, Overwatch player here, do you get free loot every time you level up in this game?
you get items in random time period, average is one item per hour of playtime, ten items a week
>Also, why the lack of female champions?
Pyro is female
>>147781858
what anime is that
the animation looks really smooth and nice
>>147782094
no, we get 8-12 items free per week
>leveling up
>playable female characters
fuck right off with that bullshit
So i bought that competitive ticket shit.
Did it worth the 10 dollars?
>>147781558
Skial and Lotus don't.
It's back up.
>>147773206
>bullying a 12 years old f2p
Shame on you.
>>147782021
I enjoy playing with not dumb as fuck people no tryharding just playing casually
>>147782094
>Also, why the lack of female champions?
Society in the 50s.
>>147782262
>leveling up
Casual matchmaking has a level up system m8
>>147782253
>Pyro is female
delusional faggot
>>147782364
I did too, that's why I'm mourning the loss of Quickplay
>>147782258
Sora no Woto. It's about cute girls doing cute military things and has a GOAT OST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKmjmvNUEY
>>147782351
That's a bot.
wattle it be
>>147782370
yea, but it's not exactly the same as overwatch's bullshit leveling system
>>147782443
>weeb shit
Kill yourself.
>Searching....
WHEN WILL IT EEEENNNNNNDDDDD
WHHHEEENN WIIILLL ITT EEEENNDDD
>>147773206
What the fuck
Should I buy the comp pass?
yey or nay?
Coordinator's up
HOW DO I FIX THIS SHIT
>>147782538
if 1-5, yey
>>147782538
>>147782269
That's for people who don't have phones. If your account is premium and has the authenticator enabled you do not need it. Though if you don't have a phone, surely you also wouldn't have $20 to drop on a video game.
>>147782504
a multi class cosmetic
Can someone bane edit this
>>147782504
2.50 well spent
>>147782658
neat
>>147782658
not badnow put some pony decals on it and watch people rage
>>147782538
no you gibbon use the steam phone thing and get it for free, if you don't have a smartphone use the desktop authenticator, if your phone doesn't even get texts then shit, how are you playing tf2 on dial up?
>>147782590
uninstall HUD
>>147782253
>Two men enter! One man leaves!
It's been officialy confirmed by valve that pyro is a man.
Tumblr BTFO
>>147782590
OH MY GOD KILL IT
>>147782590
uninstall custom hud
>>147782658
>strange and/or unusual multi-class ANYTHING
jesus christ
the economy is absolutely FUCKED
Oh boy! I sure do love searching.
Click your matchmaking badge in the Competitive Screen for some N E A T O
ahahahahahahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>coordinator's up
>still can't find a game
10/10 Valve
>can't create server to mess around on tr_walkway and test stuff
wat do
>>147782658
it's not strange but oh well
>>147782813
Unusuals are hats only I think.
>>147782731
>not becoming the enlightened demo eye
are taunts gone from the store or am i fucking up somewhere
>>147782845
Console commands.
>>147782821
>participant
shitter
>>147782845
type
map tr_walkway_rc2
in console
(or whatever your version of the map you have)
>b4nny joined team pyro
welp
>>147782504
>>147782658
>valve's new streamlined micropay process to make unboxing seem more appealing
>>147782980
who?
>>147782980
compfags hate heavy
>>147782980
Pyro needs it more.
WHY AM I STILL SEARCHING FOR A CASUAL MATCH
>>147782951
Yes
I used to have a steel partecipation on demo and scouts for shit and giggles
now It's gonna be this
>>147782823
Same here
>>147782980
>compfag wanting anything good for heavy
>>147782956
doing this crashed the game
AFTER NINE YEARS IN DEVELOPMENT
>>147783130
i'll pm you the fix
>>147783139
That ding sound is too cute.
>>147783139
wow man what a fucking fresh meat
go back to cod you fucking n00b
>>147781974
TF2 seemed kinda boring, so i never played it before. A friend gifted me the hack so i might as well try it out
>>147783165
Even if it's a joke, it still triggers me
>>147783139
>fresh meat
sorry mate, only master persuader or above allowed in this general
>dotsy drunk af in the irc
>>147783321
who?
REMEMBER TO EMAIL THE TEAM ABOUT YOUR DISLIKE OF THE CASUAL ABANDONMENT PENALTIES
http://www.valvesoftware.com/email.php?recipient=TF+Team
BE POLITE BUT FIRM, MENTION HOW YOU'VE SEEN OTHERS EXPRESS THE SAME OPTION.
>>147783370
>even the casual mode is too hardcore for these types of people
smdh
>>147783354
dotsy
>>147783370
will this really make them thing?
>>147783370
i'm gonna subscribe them to the overwatch newsletter top kek
Okay, there it is.
>>147783321
No one cares about your fucking faggot irc
>>147783485
everyone but spy and engi as usual?
>>147783485
Now I can make various spy cosplays
>>147783485
dafuq is that
>>147783485
gross
>249 compatible players nearby
throw us in a server fuck
>Destroying P-REC to force their own recording program onto people instead of fixing their own bug
>MATCHMAKING FOR CASUAL TF2
>"""""KEYLESS""""" crates for cosmetics
>Soda Popper
>Shortstop
>Sun on a Stick
>Disciplinary Action
>Hu Long Heater
>Spy speed
>Flamethrower meme against medics
>Medic speed matching
>Quick Fix
>Demoman boots
>TELEPORTERS ONLY 50 METAL, 25 WITH EUREKA EFFECT
Did I miss anything important? Valve really fucked up this time. Literally none of the above makes any sense.
>>147783554
Yeah.
has anyone been able to get into a server?
>>147783485
I want that fucking knife
>>147783089
bitch
>>147782504
What unusual effects are applied to this crate?
>>147783673
was hoping spy'd get a comically-oversized knife
>>147783734
mumblejerk >>>>>>>>> ircjerk
>30 minutes later
How this game died so fast?
>>147783734
god dotsy is fucking cute
>200$ worth of crates
>no unusuals.
nice
>random critz are enabled in casual
That just killed about half of my hype
>spending more than $5 in crates
lol
>friendlies, spycrabs and hoovies getting BTFO by the new quickplay
based
>>147783814
Simply epic.
>>147783876
I wish they'd disable that shit already.
>>147783876
>TF2 has random crits
>Overwatch has 20 tick (and shitboxes)
which is worse?
>>147783718
What?
>>147783945
ow has titties though
>>147783860
dont talk about him like that
why is he cute
>>147783945
OW sounds worse, at least random crits are, well, random.
I left this game when thy killed idle farm, what did I miss?
>No more valve servers
FUCKING
U
C
K
I
N
G
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>147783973
Yea and most of the titties are shit.
In fact the only good F.EMALE character barely has any.Pharah doesn't have a shred of personality
waiting time is worse than mann vs machine
:3
why is /tf2g/ suddenly pretending they ever used quickplay/played on Valve servers?
>>147783485
Can the spy use it?
Works for me
>>147783985
he just is
just look at that post
everything he said there is plain cute
>Searching...
>>147784096
i do not like you
>>147784096
mah boi
>>147783945
>>147783973
Overwatch is a god damned clusterfuck compare to TF2
The meta is "two good supports have >90% pickrate and 3 out of 4 tanks are core" for comp and casual is just as bad as spycrabs and friendly hoovies, considering that each player impacts twice as much on the team as it would happen on TF2's 12v12
>>147784129
how
Haven't played since the Meet The Pyro update. I have like no fucking weapons at all, what's a quick rundown of good stuff?
I wanna get into comp.
I also have no hats, but I'm oaky with that. I've got this Musicbox for the pyros back that plays jaunty tunes so it's all I need
>>147784113
I literally only used quickplay when I wasn't pugging
this is hell, can't even get in a server now
>>147784096
suicide yourself
>>147784113
I played Valve servers exclusively, and I had recently found a love for joining random quickplay maps as a randomly chosen class.
>>147783770
Another anon got a Purple Energy Hatless Sniper hat, so I'm assuming all the non-event effect types
>>147784005
that makes it worse. I can't imagine at what point in development Valve decided dicerolls should be apart of the game like this is a fucking pen and paper game.
RIP
>shitters mad that they can't pubstomp now and will actually be put in a competitive environment
>>147784156
>boi
:x
>>147784113
it's all shitters from /v/ who are only here because of the update
everyone knows quickplay was trash
>>147784178
dude i dont know
hes just being silly and cute
i wanna fucking hug him
>been playing TF2 since big bro bought Orange Box for Xbox in 2007
>upgraded to PC in 2009
>experienced the glory of great small-time communities
>played on really fun custom maps with cool people
>brought me into mapping and its community
>doodle in Hammer for 600+ hours
>create a couple of maps for ZF
>it's 2011 and everything is fantastic in communities
>shit hits the fan with the Uber Update
>hordes of F2Ps
>quickplay happens
>haven't talked to people from close-knit communities in years
>steam groups are hollow memorials
>no more real steam friends with the tumbling of Garry's Mod's community
>come to live with quickplay
>get voted off for inane shit such as not endorsing people camping teles by destroying them
>get voted off for getting too many kills
>this update isHAPPENING
>all these babbies btfo from quickplay getting restricted
>can't be bothered to open up legacy browser and applying a couple filters
>community server renaissance possible
It's time to dust off those nooses, lads. If you can't sit down for a whole game, maybe it's time to uninstall.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
>>147784023
and that's bad how?
So is Team Captain in All-class, Soldier, Heavy, or Medic crate?
>>147784225
Interesting, a good idea considering early crates are rising.
>>147784226
>The more damage you do, the higher your chance for crits
>If you do good, you get rewarded with random crits
>So if you start out good, you can maintain it just with random crits
Literally why?
>>147784260
I wouldn't be so upset if I could actually join a god damn game.
>>147784165
Oh no yea overwatch is kind of inherently fucked because even in "casual" it's competitive by design because of 6v6 or nothing.
Also, the meta is 2 tracer, 2 winston, 2 lucio.
Or 2 zarya and rape everything
Post IPs of good servers since MM is broken
<MagicMax> everyone loves a good logpost every now and then
i agree
>>147784250
try appending "matchmaking" to the connect string
I don't expect it to work but hey, dumber shit has gone unnoticed for way longer
>>147784347
yes
>>147784260
>mad because I can't even get into a casual game in the first place
>>147784330
6s faggots shitting up the place with their aimbots
>>147744671
why am i stuck on searching for servers? the dots keep moving but i waited ten minutes and never got connected to anything?
>payload last
>4 sentries
>shit pyro who thinks hes important by spamming airblasts on our ubered players
why do i play this game. it's always some fucking nigger who is like 5-10 and thinks hes hot shit because he can right click
>>147784260
They should bring back true casual games.
They already have them in the browser, just put the auto-join thing back in
what was >>147783734
>>147784496
>Waaaah, W+M1 shitters
>Waaaah, M2 shitters
Can't win.
>>147783370
How about fuck off
>>147784539
Archive, nigger.
>>147784539
dotsy being a qt in the irc
>used to be able to join a game instanteously, of whatever gametype your heart desired
>now have to wait half an hour to be put into Payload you didn't want
this is supposed to be the update to save this game from Overwatch lmao
>powerhouse my favorite map
>this update effectively kills it
rip
reminder that COMMUNITY SERVERS EXIST
even if you don't like them, you're sure to find a decent one that you can play until the servers actually work
so go on get off your lazy ass and search for a server
>>147784624
>Wait an hour to join a Payload map
>It's Hoodoo
I can see it now. It's going ot be awful.
>EMPTY GAMESERVERS: 0
>first round of casual
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Foxyfluff is in the game and promotes his shitty Vote Pyro group
You LITERALLY can't make this shit up
>>147784325
literally me
>>147784330
t. admin
>>147784668
what did he mean by this
Do Heavyfags not realize that Pyro is a buggy, beyond broken character and inarguably the worst class in the game?
>>147784326
It got worse
>>147784659
Community Servers were a mistake
>10 minutes of searching
>finally find comp match
>instapick demo
>shit on the other team with first cap
>already 4 fucking abandons
>dont introduce class limits
>teams are demomen and medics
Thanks for making me waste 7GB Valve
>>147784659
Or we could have the system back that didn't take 20 minutes to find a decent game.
>this fucking update
i have officially quit tf2
fuck off
after drawings updates this im fucking DONE
Should I sell my #103 now or open it
POST GOOD EU COMMUNITY SERVERS
>>147784721
>Almost 7000 hours in TF2
>Pyro main
Why?
>>147784778
Spy is pretty weak too. But yeah, Pyro needs this rework more.
>>147784769
oiih shit my message wen through i was just jshitposting
>>147784813
sell that shit you insane fucker
>download update
>2 or 3 hours of "cannot connect to game coordinator"
>finally connect and start searching for a casual match
>literally half an hour of searching and it hasn't found a match
>just now got told "lost connection to game coordinator"
thanks valve
>>147784624
>>147784703
i'd rather have the option to choose a couple maps I'd like to play than gamemodes
>>147784798
scout counters demoman
>>147784721
>Searching the game browser
>Find a server which is for furries but it's 23/24 on Sunshine so why the fuck not
>Most people there with furry avatars have a #TeamPyro on their nick, the ones with sane avatars have Heavy instead
You LITERALLY can't make this shit up
>"Casual"
why lie
It's "competitive" and competitive is "more competitive"
>>147784903
If the demo can't aim, sure
>game has been broken for 3 and a half hours
does anyone at valve even do anything
compfags fucking ruin everything
Why?
is casual 6v6 or 12v12?
>close game, open it back up
>item server and matchmaking down AGAIN
Valve gets millions of dollars every week from faggot csgo players opening millions of boxes for knives that youtubers eventually scam away with dodgy gambling websites. Why the fuck can they not get better servers?
>>147784974
gee why didn't comp players think of that
>In beta and rumored for fucking years
>Shitshow when actually released, force people that just want to jump into a game to use furry/brony shit community servers because those are the only ones left
If anyone's complaining about the time waiting to find a game, wait a week, then your claims might be valid.
If anyone's complaining about abandons,wait a week, then your claims might be valid.
>>147785012
12v12
>>147784721
KILL ME
>>147784796
here's a nice screencap of the match
just play competitive even if you are casual, its literally the same thing
>hey rather than make a separate official comp scene for compfags, lets just make the whole game comp XD
>>147782653
>>147784983
they probably all went home after the update went out
Is like in Dota 2 where you have always competitive mode on, is not bad.
Not sure if comp in everything can be good in a FPS game.
>>147785153
Dota is a completely different fucking game genre
>Want to make a spray out of an image much like the ones from WAR!
>The site I used that was quick and effective had to shut down
Fuck this shit, I can't be assed to go through a lengthier process than uploading my image and getting the files.
Update stuck at 96% for me, internet and steam working fine otherwise
Anyone else getting this
>>147784796
>10 minutes
Lucky bitch
who SEARCHING . . . here?
>>147785252
Missing the point
>>147784659
how about just add back quickplay?
>Pyro is now at 46%
Fuck, what
Is the server browser still there?
>>147785306
You did, for sure
/!\RATE THIS UPDATE/!\
1 BEING ABSOLUTE SHIT LITERALLY UNINSTALL
10 BEING BEST UPDATE EVER OVERWATCH ON SUICIDE WATCH
I GIVE IT A FUCKING ZERO (0)
THIS UPDATE SUCKS
>>147785068
cute
>>147785271
I had that for a while too. Eventually it just finished the install
>>147785252
People dont take unranked games that serious anyways.
this matchmaking is awful and takes a long time
pre-update was much better as it allowed you to quickly join a pub without waiting hours
ugh
>>147785382
8
I can't resist the Carlton's sweet jive
>>147785382
I give it a ?
because I can't fucking play
>288 compatible players
>1011 empty servers
how is it so fucked
>>147785467
Then why force them to matchmake?
>>147785373
No you
>>147785082
6v6
nah
>>147785472
>>147785458
>>147785414
>compfags
just joined a fucking training server cause fuck this shit
Dedicating this space to the Soda Popper
2010-2015
F
>>147785367
Yes
>>147785521
Who are you quoting?
>Paint the Prinny Hat
>Item appearance doesn't change
>I was still allowed to paint it
THANKS VALVE
>>147785515
Not sure, in paper sounds good but implemented doesnt looks that good, if they actually put quickplay for community servers, that would be awesome. That would make community servers have players again.
WHY CANT THEY JUST DO THE FUCKING CASUAL XP COUNTER WITH REGULAR FUCKING PUBS FROM BEFORE WHAT THE FUCK
>GET PENALIZED FOR LEAVING A PUB
FUCK
U
C
K
OFF
F
F
I QUIT FUCK YOU
>>147785521
I don't play comp. I like the update and I might play some matchmaking now that the option is there.The Carlton is still my new favorite taunt though
I nursey a girl or a "girl"?
>>147785649
glitched・ITEM
>playing OW while waiting for the servers to get back on
Who /smart/ here?
>>147785382
Haven't been able to play.
Make CASUAL matchmaking actually casual and I'll give it a decent rating.
>>147785649
is the prinny knife a misc or a weapon?
post pics
Quickplay for community servers Y/N ?
>>147785702
tranny
>>147785886
how about they remove casual matchmaking and just put back quickplay?
who the fuck asked for CASUAL matchmaking?
>>147785842
Honestly, I'd rather stare at the matchmaking screen that sit through another round of this shit
>>147785382
i havent been able to fucking play it since it got released
first the servers were down
now that theyre up i can sit in a lobby for fucking 30 minutes straight and not find a match
this fucking sucks
i prefer robotic boogaloo to this shit
>>147785842
I'm mostly waiting for the game to get any content.
>>147785946
>gold elim as monkey
>Gold damage as monkey
>gold objective
i feel sorry for you
>>147785382
easy 1
>>147785926
Valve probably noticed a lot of free to play people who quit after 30 minutes because the game is too overwhelming
>>147785382
4 / 10.
You must realize that they have simply unfucked the game, sure that would be a 10 / 10 update for a game like Doom or the Division, the thing is that it was valve which fucked a perfectly good game, so I award the no points.
>>147785946
Why did Blizzard Mei was a good idea
They really could learn a thing or two from Valve
>>147785796
I just wanted a meme
>>147785901
Weapon
>over 9000 empty game servers
>7000 players searching
they really can't figure this shit out can they
>>147786078
pics in game?
>>147786060
>Hey guys remember that weapon from tf2, the natascha?
>What if we made it so that you couldn't aim either!
>And if you're hit for more than 2 seconds you get stunned!
will 6s meta finally crumble with all the new blood coming from the competitive mode without class and weapon restrictions?
>>147786106
I just searched for 5 minutes then i quit, that would explain many people searching and not getting in a match
>remove option to pick a server from the main menu
>you now have to choose two gametypes at minimum to queue
>competitive is broken to fuck
I actually wish Valve forced 6v6 class standards in ranked.
>you don't meet the requirements
you fucking jewish cunts
pls bring back pubs valve
>>147786185
thats not in game you faggot
i meant a pic of it in use
>>147786119
why cant I ever get into a ranked game
>>147783789
this
it makes sense for engie not to get it i guess
but itd be funny for spy
So I finally played my first comp match, won but my rank didnt increase at all and it says 0 games
gg Valve
>>147786225
You still have option to pick servers retard
>>147786346
go to training or something
>you don't meet the requirements needed to access this feature
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME, MERCHANT
how do you get the two new achievements?
holy fucking shit valve pulled a Jagex on us.
They fucking tried to fix something that wasnt broken, this is really bad update what in the fuck were they thinking i thought it was just going to be like the beta a complete separate comp game mode while everything else stayed the same. TF2 is literally unplayable now
>>147785382
4. For why 4 gigs?
>850 players ingame
>7000 players searching
>9000 empty servers
Why is Valve so incompetent.
>queue for half an hour
>finally got in a game
>last person doesn't connect
>everyone leaves
thanks valve
>>147786213
not as long as demo medic scout soldier continue to be the strongest classes in the game
>>147785593
Oh, so who cares.
>>147785521
What's up with the anti-competitive sentiment in the tf2 community?
>>147786383
>want to play a payload game
>well, let's check the community servers
>
>you can't even choose modes on competitive
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Next update, Valve makes community created modes like vs Saxton Hale, death run, and prop hunt official game modes and closes down community servers
>you have to pay for those modes like MvM
It's actually possible at this point
THEY GOT RID OF QUICK PLAY. WHY
>>147786668
>Tags: pl_
THIS IS ALL AWFUL
THIS IS ALL FUCKING AWFUL
WHY
WHYYYY
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE
FUCK THIS GAME
VALVE IS FUCKING AWFUL
>>147786668
>being so fucking retarded that you cant use the filters
>>147786620
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality
>>147786683
>>you have to pay for those modes like MvM
So...you won't have to pay for them?
Official saxton hale would be cool, I can't even find any servers that are actually saxton hale instead of "freak fortress".
Some of them aren't retarded but then some of them just get a fucking rocket launcher and an instant aoe death
if they dont bring back regular pubs im going to be disappointed because this shit is awful
what the fuck were they doing for half a year
you think they could have at least made the shit playable on launch
valve gets used to sitting on their ass too much
You don't have to pay for mvm, it's just that it's too hard for people (this is possible) so they mod it to shit, until it's no longer recognizable as mvm
>>147786450
>Notice competitive is locked
>I have this too, despite playing the beta
So can people create new accounts and join casual to play against low level people
>>147786620
>What's up with the anti-competitive sentiment in the tf2 community?
Because "WE NEED OFFICIAL COMP!!!! WE NEED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!" fags are the reason this update came out and fucked everything up.
>>147786917
They probably waited for Overwatch to come out and then started working on copying their comp and level system since it seems to be that to a T.
>>147786826
Doesn't look any better when you filter out the garbage
OK SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GAME WITH THE UFO AND THE BEER, AND WHAT DO I TICK TO NOT PLAY THAT PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN?
what's the over/under on this getting fixed tonight
>>147786668
yep a retard
>>147787017
you cant even play casual to begin with
>>147787068
are you hot
>>147787029
Sort by map title, dingus.
Did picking solider in the past war earn you a special item or something once the war was over and your side won?
>>147787029
looks fine to me
results by decreasing players and you can probably find a lot of matches
valve just needs to stop being retarded
>>147787068
where's the neato meme from
>>147787037
try in 2 weeks, maybe
>>147786826
>>147787070
Just using it as an example, but here you go.
>pony
>stats
>ads
Fucking ew.
What'd I miss? I was too busy getting it in
>>147787068
Yes.
>>147787068
degeneracy
>>147787029
>tags
>do not include:
go nuts
>>147786668
>doesn't know how to use legacy browser
>>147787034
thats the long awaited invasion update my man
>>147787148
It's called the gunboats
>no more pubs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Compared to 1st day of spy if update how bad is it?
>>147787034
>OK SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GAME WITH THE UFO AND THE BEER,
It's called delivery something I think.
It's a decent map, just wish it was like koth or something instead of the dumb ufo thing.
>>147787148
Soldier got the gunboats instead of demoman.
Apparently for this it's just "who gets their items first"
>bring in 6v6 and 9v9
>don't enforce the same class standards the formats use
IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING SPY IN MY 6V6 MATCHES I SWEAR TO GOD
>>147787029
are you fucking retarded
>valve adds pubs for degroot keep and shit like that
>takes it away literally the next update
but why
>>147787227
Literally worse than Hitler
>KEyless crates
>content may be strange or unusual (hats)
Is there any reason at all to unbox crates now?
>>147787034
Do this.
>>147787279
So what's your solution? Technically, any 6s game can run a Spy full time, it's the players the ones who choose not to. The only solution is to limit 6s to Scouts, Soldiers, Medic and Demo which is fucking stupid because offclassing is legit.
>>147787152
>american servers
>>147787151
tf2 dev posted this on facepunch
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508954&p=50494059&viewfull=1#post50494059
YES YOU ARE FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
NO RANKED CLASS LIMITS AND YOUR MATCHMAKING SUCKS
THE BRONIES WILL WHINE
AND THERE'S NO DENYING
PENALTIES FOR DC's MEANS TF2 DIES
>>147787216
Pretty sure pubs still exist, dipshit.
>>147787279
Get over yourself Competitard.
>>147787034
Dude i love that gamemode, just forTHE BEAMbecause is to easy to snipe people inTHE BEAM
>>147785382
10, OW is not going to die by anything anyways because games dont die. The visual overhaul on the menus is pretty cool, they are adding new gamemodes, they are trying to balance the game, the competitive part is good.
>>147787446
>wanting to play with 100+ ping
>>147787145
>>147787151
It's sorted by ping for a reason
>>147787196
Oh yeah I can really go nuts with that one
But I don't need to
>>147787486
You'd be wrong. It's matchmaking-lite now.
>can't choose maps
>can't stay on the same server for a while
>can't find a server with a perfect matchup and stay there because "lol queues"
>>147787564
Ignore them, anon. They're retarded.
if you guys love dotsy so much why don't you marry him
Anybody figure out that tv achievement they added?
Pyro pride!
>>147787379
>"Casual matchmaking"
>12v12
>Mannpower
>Implying there's ever been a 12v12 mannpower match
>Implying there's EVER been a 12v12 pass time match
>the fucking rocket/sticky jumpers now
>>147787620
>They're retarded.
hes retarded, literally no one has had a problem like this he just wants his hand held through the process
>>147787473
I love tenacious d and I want to reply with lyrics of my own but I can't think of any
>>147787414
>limit to 1 of each class besides scout, soldier, and demo, which are limited to 2
>>147787712
>literally nobody has a problem like this in the 12 hours since pubs vanished
wow, what a long time
>>147787698
both rocket jumper and sticky jumper were raped without remorse.
god dammit valve
>>147787689
>tfw probably won't get anything good
>>147787698
the tf team never thinks anything through
im tired of this
>>147775423
Heavy is a natural counter for pyro. If you want to be bored, pick Heavy.
Personally, I picked pyro, because I envisioned guerilla style warfare of pyros shooting flares at pocketed heavies and then swarming them with axtinguishers.
>>147777469
That's like asking a man with aids if he'd trade his illness for cancer
>>147787698
It's as if they don't even play the game.
Oh wait.
>>147777407
Hope one of them stops being shit?
>>147787698
the end looks like a plunger
>>147787834
I just don't want heavies to win, heavy is my least used and most hated class.
>>147787620
I stand corrected.
Well, at the very least the server browser is intact.
Searching
Searching.
Searching..
Searching...
Searching....
Searching.....
Searching
>>147787698
>that god awful sign on the side
>>147787698
Why was it necessary to change the model again? I could understand the first time to let people know they had the right thing on, but this just looks retarded.
>>147788008
game coordinator or whatever is down as well
>>147787983
As you can see, dedicated servers are as shitty as ever.
>>147787564
>>147787203
>>147787029
>>147787152
>empty gameservers: 0
are you fucking kidding me
>>147787473
lol'd
>Game coordinator is down again
I won my first match senpai
>>147787473
>play a game
>steamroll enemy team
>0 change to rank
ok valve
>update is released
>alright time to try out comp!
>not connected to game coordinator
>okay that's expected, I'll wait a few hours
>try again
>not connected to game coordinator
fucking christ they could at least let us play after releasing the fucking update
>this entire update
Guess I'm not an eSports kid or something, because this update fucking blows.
Heavy vs Pyro doesn't seem too fair
Wouldn't heavy vs demo / soldier or
pyro vs demo / solider be more fair?
>>147788243
esports kiddies and compfags ruin EVERYTHING anon, in every single fucking game, they always bitch and whine the loudest until their demands are met. Literally the niggers of video games
>Get home
>Update
>Stuck on 96%
why does gabe hate me
>>147787473
WAIT
WAIT
WAAAIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER
WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCKET OFF!
GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF
>You are currently assigned to a match and must wait for it to finish
what the fuck i literally just won the fucking match reeeeeeeeeeeee
>not connected to TF2 coordinator
>when you are connected you can never find a fucking server
>can only play on shitty community servers
literally kill me now senpai i cant bear it anymore
>>147788054
People complained that skins like the smalltown bringdown looked too much like the rocket jumper and they were too stupid to tell the difference
>>147788212
Same here.
>>147787698
>SQUISH
>SQUISH
why this
>>147784113
because a lot of us did play on valve servers. pinto is nearly invite level, and he almost solely played on valve hightower servers
>>147788249
Because Soldier and Demoman already had a vote before (The first WAR update)
>"you do not meet the eligible requirements for competitive"
>premium since '08
>purchased steam funds several times with valid info and phone number
fuck you valve
>TF2's recent reviews on its store page
>>147788243
this update sucks for people who play competitively too, matchmaking has no class limits (or working servers, apparently)
>>147788295
from the bottom of my heart: KILL YOURSELF. and quickly. your shitter opinion is neither wanted nor needed and the world would be a much better place if you were dead.
is this it? wheres the rest of the balance update? the only OP weapon they fixed was the camper.
What is the fucking point of this if there is no XP gain and pubstomping still ruins valve servers?
holy shit this update blows
>forced viewmodels
>forcing people to use high graphic settings
>essentially forcing people to use stock hud
h o l y f u c k
>>147775490
-"instant Respawn" So fucking hard.
The pubs will be back to normal when this update is over r-right??
>>147788487
t. triggered compfaggot
fuck you and your filth, you've ruined many a game with your "balance" patches
fucking kill yourself you triggered tumblrina
>>147788406
Oh, well pyro vs anything else would be pretty uneven so makes sense.
>>147788473
what about them
too lazy to check
go team pyro!!!
>>147788521
>filter out all the instant respawn, pony, furry, 24/7 servers, empty servers
>you're left with five servers with 150+ ping in bumfuck nowhere with ads and awful people playing it
>>147788490
Every weapon is balanced by nobody being able to play the game.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY HIGHTOWER
>>147788621
mmmph!
Do quickplay casual servers still have random crits/spread?
>>147785382
>new shortstop is fun as fuck
>minmode models actually make aiming better somehow
>played in one of my favorite community servers that's been dead and full of cobwebs for 3 years
if matchmaking wasn't dead I'd definitely give it a 10
8/10
>>147788519
>forcing people to use high graphic settings
I just played a match, though.You don't play Payload through to the end, anymore, you just have to get more capture points than the other team. Upward was over after we capped first.
Just played my first comp match, it was fun
>>147787621
I wonder if he would have me
>>147788563
seems like youre the "triggered" one, you memespouting loser. maybe if you were decent at video games (or anything in your worthless life) you'd have better things to do than complain about your superiors on the internet. kill yourself.
>keyless cases cost the same as keys
Is this a good idea for valve? Better question, is it good for the player? I mean you can get any Unusual effect except holiday ones. That will affect early crate demand.
>>147788621
mmmph mmph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7enhpZ5q1ZI
>>147788563
>compfaggot
holy kek thats the funniest insult I've heard
>>147788761
That's fucking foul.
>>147788791
They've been doing keyless crates since halloween 2014
Can you not hide viewmodels anymore?
>>147788776
Same, less players is actually more fun
>>147788776
This, shame it didn't count
>>147788860
yes you can IDIOY RETARD AHAHA ;)
is the an update log on what cosmetics have strange availability
>>147788776
onii-chan is that you?
>>147788835
>holy kek
you kill yourself too
/v/ noobs out
Is DX9 forced in Casual? And are Configs broken in Casual? I don't give a shit about Comp MM cause of how much of a cluster fuck it's going to be.
>>147788990
All of them now.
/v/ermin get out
>>147789064
maybe
OH SHIT
>>147788761
I'd like to punch whoever at valve pitched that this would be a good idea.
>>147789045
Give it a couple of weeks, they'll get bored and fuck off to whatever cesspit they crawled out of.
okay, you know what?
i'm going for a fap and if matchmaking still doesn't work i swear to god
/v/ get out of my thread ree
>>147789064
>>147789130
I hope not. I play on a toaster. I just want to play Casual with viewmodels off and stick to UGC for Comp.
Class Limits and Weapon Bans > MatchMaking
>>147789064
DX9 is not forced
>>147789152
when was this taken!
>>147789159
And you don't seem to understand.
>>147789268
just now
>>147789043
you do realize calling something a compfag is like calling someone a PCfag. fucking autist. competitive is the only reason tf2 is still played
>>147788243
I'm a tryhard shitter and this update fucking blows
>>147789249
if thats true then most people who actually play comp will probably play casual to avoid valves shit settings enforcements
What's this about forced graphics settings?
>>147788758
fuc u im mad bitch
It's still the second day anons. Tomorrow may be a better day.
>>147787674
nope i asked here too but people didnt give a fuck
is pass mode out yet?
>>147790207
Yes it is, but since quickplay is all fucked up right now I played it in a community server. There is some glitches, I got stuck in my goal once.
Reminder: You fags asked for this.\
>UPDATE WHEN?
You got it, and surprise surprise, Valve still fucking sucks.
GUYS I FOUND A MATCH
>>147791074
keep us updated anon
>>147784347
Chances are the multi class crate
What I'm wondering is whether this will allow you to get the hats in the tiered crates and how this will effect the unsual market
>>147777465
the problem, good sir, is that Quickplay DID kill community servers.
As in the good ones are still dead.
>>147793090
>good sir
don't do that
Wait so had the tf team completely abandoned 9v9? I wanted some payload maps too, shame.
>sydney sleeper buff
God yes
Is this all the update has to offer? It's kinda underwhelming considering it took 6 months to launch
Here's to hoping for a secret day 3